Welcome To The Joe Rogan Experience

00:00Holy shit.

00:02Come on, man.

00:08Do you work for the government?

00:09You're saying crazy stuff now.

00:10Bernie, what is going on?

00:11Do you have any access to records?

00:13So is that a joint?

00:14So I'm in prison and I'm talking to my car dealer.

00:17Um, excuse me?

00:18Hi, how you doing?

00:20You like BMWs?

00:22I'm seriously turned on by Ben crying.

00:23Can I really put that out there?

You like BMWs?

00:23I'm seriously turned on by Ben crying.

00:24Can I really put that out there?

00:30Why is it trashing the American flag to take a knee?

00:32Isn't that a gesture of respect?

00:34I've got too much empathy.

00:36I don't like anything about this.

00:37Doug choked you up, right?

00:38It did.

00:41We can't believe how many people enjoy the show.

00:43I thought this was actually going to last a month.

00:49We've surpassed our expectations. Why are we here? What are we doing? Let's find out.