Bruce Lipton (Part 2)

00:04Hypnotize Never lose, never choose to Who's Cruz who do something to us? Taco to us, girls love to us Wanna do us, screw us who lost? Yeah, Papa and Papa close like Starsky and Hutch Stick the clutch, dare I squeeze three edge or cherry M3 Bang every MC easily, busily Recently niggas sprinting ain't saying nothing So I just keep my peace, keep my peace Cubans with the Jesus peace With my peace Test test test, there we go Is that something that someone did actually with Siri? Or is it just that voice? It's hacked, somebody hacked their iPhone You can tell when he opens it and closes his phone It has a weird look to it So I think somebody just, you know Oh they do that, they root iPhones as well? Oh yeah I didn't know that people were hacking into iPhones Of course, I think there's like websites you can just go to And it's just where you What looks hacked about that, that looks like just an iPhone

01:24Let's go for it, let me see I guess, I guess not It looks like, I thought those icons on the two top were something But that looks like SoundCloud Yeah, that looks like a normal iPhone Well, I think that's the only way you could possibly do it I think that has to be a hacked iPhone Or the whole thing is fake I think the whole thing is much more likely fake Because there's one thing I noticed at the very end of this video Which you can find on Vimeo He, it says something different than she says on the writing here So maybe this writing part was just, you know, Final Cut Pro or something Well it says Siri, Siri, Siri, can't you see too? I mean, did someone type that in? You know, what is that? Oh yeah, yeah, it's definitely not Siri They definitely did it They either faked the video or they rooted their iPhone But I think it's probably more fake the video That's like a big thing with the Android people, man

02:10Android, that's the one thing that they love about it The fact that you can do that Yeah Dudes who get into Android, they're like Dudes who are like really into fucking Unix and shit Right You know, they're like rooting things I'm a Linux contributor Dude, we forgot to record the video blog again Yeah, we keep forgetting Sorry folks So he had to go though Yeah He really did have to go He did have to go Dude Did have to leave That was a fascinating guy though, wasn't he? Yeah, that was really interesting And it definitely was shit that I've already thought about before You know, and it's kind of interesting to hear it from somebody that has some cred Well, I think some Yeah, I think, you know, as you get older in life and you have a certain amount of experiences And you sort of learn the way the world's been working for you, you know Right You start thinking, I wonder if it works like this

03:00I wonder if this is really what's going on And that's basically like every I wonder that I ever had And he just comes out and says, yes, it does, yes Your mind, your consciousness controls everything Your environment controls how the genes are made Like, what? Yeah The fuck? By the way, dude Fear Factor last night It was so great to see it Like, I forgot how much I missed it Yeah I've watched every single episode Even to the very end I watched it And it wasn't because of you or anything I just, that was a show that I thought was always fun to cringe at And just, you know, you had more emotion of just sitting there with a blank look staring at a TV You're actually like, like, I'm just like, ugh, you know, like Right It freaks you out a little bit better than most shows So last night, it was awesome seeing it take it to the next level Especially HD, I thought was so awesome

03:47You could actually see, like, the bugs, intestines, and stuff like that, you know, in more detail And the explosions, of course, were pretty sweet The explosions, for sure, yeah Sound editing on that show is awesome The editors are badass, dude I watched it, it was very surreal watching it Very surreal Yeah And, you know, it's just, it's just strange The whole thing was strange I mean, strange to live it, and strange to do it again, and strange to see it on TV again I fucking never thought I would be doing that show again I never thought, how could it happen? This is just a chapter in my life, and I've moved past that now And then to do it again But I enjoyed it, man I really did I thought it was fun I thought it was a fun fucking show Was that mom and son thing real? Oh yeah, it's all real, dude That was disturbing Oh yeah Well, you know what?

04:32The casting, my boy Rich really knows how to fucking bring these people in They know how to pick them, man At this point in time, too There's so many people that want to do any sort of a reality show That you can find some real characters, man You can find some That one character, the guy that was like a self-motivator guy with the hot blonde chick Yeah, yeah, yeah And he just left She didn't know how to swim And he just left her drowning, like in the middle of the water That was sad What the fuck was I felt bad for that girl You know, I felt bad that she didn't know how to swim And she tried to do that You know, she wanted to win And she thought maybe once she got in there she would figure out how to do it But she didn't know how to swim That was disturbing They had a rescuer It's weird You guys They didn't see it Well, I think they had an idea I think they had a plan I think the plan was

05:14He said, I know you don't know how to swim But I'll carry you Right I don't think you realize how hard that is to do It's really hard to do And you swim slow as fuck when you're doing that Right Like you can't just swim when you're carrying someone's body It takes a long time It takes like more than half More than twice the time And you know, she was pulling him down And he was panicking So he left her out there It's weird thinking not being able to swim That you should not be a grown adult That should be like something that they have to teach you In like third grade And you have to pass a test Yeah Right She apparently didn't grow up in the best neighborhood You know, she wasn't happy about it Well, she grew up in Vegas, right? That hot chick I don't know, did she? She grew up in that Mandalay Bay How dare you? She's so hot She was so hot, that chick She was very pretty I wonder if she was like his friend

05:59And they came on like as a He hired her Yeah That seems like it makes more sense Yeah, it's very possible And then she just agreed to get I mean, why not? Why not just say, you know Say it's my boyfriend I mean, I would do that Yeah You want to get on Couples Fairfax together? Do we have to be couples? Yeah, we'll just pretend Okay That's why he left her in the water That makes 100% sense, right? You never leave your girl in the water Well, if you thought you were drowning You might If you thought someone would rescue her If you separated You might separate But you would say something Save her You would say save her You know, that's what I would say I would say You know, if I knew that I couldn't rescue her If like if she Like first of all If someone does not swim at all And they're flailing around They can drag you under Right You have to get them to relax So you have to be fucking good at that

06:44That's not an easy thing to do Like when Just start kissing them, right? Right And then they get in the couple's embrace You suck a finger And put it right in their pooper Calm them down Like when you got a good hold of their pooper Right Especially the thumb You press the thumb On the coccyx Is that a I just wanted to say coccyx Coccyx And it was also so weird seeing Because it was all Ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriends Which I thought was a great idea For casting wise But it was weird seeing Like that one guy That where There was like a guy And this girl That was like fake boobs Or I think she had fake boobs But like kind of a weird body You know Like hot Older body And he She He just like Fucking with her Like she controlled The whole relationship It was weird seeing like Why people broke up Probably Because she was like Like you know He was Yes ma'am Yes ma'am I don't know if you remember That guy that Like he pretty much

07:33Took orders from her The whole time During Fear Factor Yes Yeah Totally Yeah So you can kind of see Why like the relationships Like ended You know Like it was so interesting I liked it That's why they chose Those people You know They chose them Because they knew They would be fascinating To watch You know It's weird How bad some people's Relationships are Right It's weird You know But there were some people That were fun Like they had fun relationships Like the one couple They were exes But now they're just friends The Twilight kid Yeah And they're He's a pretty friend Team Twilight That was so fucking hilarious And hard rider Or easy rider But team Twilight They were very nice people Yeah They were super cool Yeah She was gorgeous Yeah She was really pretty And he was a good looking guy And they were They were actually friends I mean it was legit Because they used to date And they didn't work out And they both have different Girlfriends now

08:21Or boyfriends And they're friends Right You know They were the healthiest Fucking group By far Out of any of them Yeah You know The other ones Like the fucking easy riders Those guys were fighting Like cats and dogs And then the other guy You felt sorry for that one dude Yeah That was controlled by his wife His ex It was sad You know And she would say shit And you're just like Oh poor dude He has to just sit there And eat that You know I couldn't do that with my exes Not most of them I couldn't You don't want to be In that position Everyone knows You don't want to be In that disadvantageous position Where you are You are giving in to them All the time Right You know You don't want to be there Man You don't want to be there Where they're yelling at you You don't want to be there That position sucks Yeah Now one guy even was like You know Like he dropped a cow heart I think it was Yeah He dropped a cow heart And you could tell

09:11That she was blaming him For losing Right And then like Somebody else dropped it And he goes Yeah see look It was hard to see It was hard to see You know Like he Yeah It was so sad To see that Yeah Yeah it's hard It's hard dealing With people like that Not dealing with them I mean But you know Being around them And going Hey you guys Are just fucking up Each of those lives You need to get The fuck away from her dude I know you feel like Somehow or another You got this connection with her Right You know You got to see her To get your kids from her But other than that Stay away Because this woman Is chopping you down Yeah You know It's like some guys That dude needs a friend When a dude can't get a chick anymore When a girl is no longer Impressed with a guy When the fucking magic is over And she is not attracted To the guy at all That is the worst time You can be around that girl Yeah Because she will have you feeling Like you are worthless

09:53And that will in turn It's not going to motivate you It's going to make you feel like shit And it's going to probably ruin All these other aspects Of your life too So if you're on a regular Relationship with someone Who treats you like shit And is not whatsoever Attracted to you That's devastating for you As a person And so like While we're around this poor guy We have to see this And like You can't blame her You know You like who you like man But you gotta You know For him He's gotta get the fuck away man Run This is your reality You're creating As Bruce Lipton would tell us Yeah Right Yeah exactly Speaking of which man I have to apologize To Todd Bridges man I fucked up And I did this interview And they You know They always ask you What was it like The old fear factor You do a hundred interviews And after a while You just Run out of shit to talk about And you'll talk about anything And one of the things That came up

10:42We were talking about C-listers that were on the show And I'm gonna just read it So there's no mistake Whatsoever In what I said The question was The guy says I remember It was more C-listers And blasts from the past Like Todd Bridges And I said Yeah He was a really weird one He's an angry dude I think he murdered somebody Did he get away with manslaughter I'm serious You shouldn't print that Because I think It says You shouldn't print It said you should print that But that's not what I said I said you shouldn't print that Because I think He got in some sort of A fight in a crack house And wound up killing someone Hold on Let me fact check right now They actually put the whole thing In me saying Hold on Let me fact check right now And then I say Yeah Todd Bridges Attempted murder And attempted voluntary Manslaughter charges He shot somebody Five gunshots And a knife wound The jury acquitted him though That was 1989

11:31He was 23 years old Then I said But yeah I didn't enjoy being with him He was a weird angry guy He blamed his losing On the producers Like they wanted To get rid of him There's some people Who just think That the world is out To get them And he felt like that In a big way It was interesting From a psychological standpoint One of the reasons Why I said this He got upset at me When he got eliminated From the show And wouldn't believe That he was actually eliminated He believed that they wanted him To get eliminated I went to shake his hand And he wouldn't even shake my hand He just like put his hands back And he walked away I was like This is so fucking childish And then I thought about him Like this poor guy man You know he grows up In the limelight On a fucking big show Like Different Strokes Like try developing On television like that And we've talked about that So many times Like how insane that must be

12:15Try developing on television Yeah So all I did was Comment on him Like you know Like he wasn't a person Comment on him Like I wasn't I wasn't concerned With his feelings That he would listen to it And despite the fact that You know he was in Some sort of a situation At Crack House You know this was A long time ago And you know I don't know him And I just said it And I shouldn't have said it It's really you know Whether it's true or not Is not the point It's the point is There's no reason For me to say it And he's friends With my friend Dave And my friend Dave And him talked And he said he's been sober For 19 years And this upset him And I thought about it I'm like who the fuck am I To just randomly bring up Some shit about some dude's past That's going to make him Feel bad You know It was not There was no reason Why I should have done it I did it It was lazy thinking On my part I should have never done it And I should have You know

13:04Looked at his life As like one picture I don't know that dude And apparently he's been sober For like 19 years And he does a lot of good things And does interventions And shit So I opened up my mouth When I shouldn't have And I apologize So Todd Bridges If you're out there Please accept my apology I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that He's right I totally agree I could have Totally avoided Saying anything about his past Or anything about him As a person You know I get bored sometimes Man And this is no excuse But it's true You know You do 100 interviews About fear factor And stuff like that You can get psychologically lazy You know You get sloppy With what you say And as you can see Everything I said there Including don't print that Which actually says Or instead of Shouldn't print that It actually says Should print that But I most certainly said Shouldn't print that Because I went into Some sort of I went to fact check that

13:52So because of that They put every single word I said So you get a chance To see my whole Thought process on it So I don't know What the fuck happened to him Obviously I wasn't there The guy got acquitted Good That's beautiful You know I don't I don't hold any Ill will towards him And I feel bad That I brought it up And I shouldn't have So I apologize You know that The NT And the should and the shouldn't Is going to be The new Tower 7 for you That's what I swear to God That's what I said Well I'm a mumbling fuck You know You talk to me over the phone Especially with these goofy headsets That I insist on wearing You never seen those things I have Yeah I walk around my house So I like it Because I can talk on the phone And do shit at the same time Tom Cruise style But Tom Cruise 1984 Yeah So actually I've got a cord And the cord goes directly Into the cordless phone But it's the best way to do it Because the phone's cordless

14:41The phone sticks in my back pocket It's got a little clip And I can walk around the house I play pool with them On the phone sometimes Yeah but that's why Radio Shack is still in business Because of people like you Buying those crazy headsets You can't get them from Radio Shack You've got to get them From Hello Direct Hello Direct Yeah What is that? Hello Direct is the best company In the world For business phones Hello Direct Yeah they make Big conference phones And they make Really good headsets That you listen to A cordless phone on Where it's like Real high end It sounds really good Really strong But it's expensive equipment But it's expensive Because it's really high end stuff It's really worth it But you know You can get any fucking headset Man I got a Sony one That was like 30 bucks It's pretty good It's not bad at all You know Are you sure Hello Direct Is not like a home Shopping network Of Bluetooth accessories

15:26I don't think so I think they make Cell phone I mean I think They make phone Headzets Did John Heffron Turn you on Am I caught in a pyramid scheme Am I in denial I think that's what that is I found John Heffron He's never tried to rip us off I just want to be clear About that He's a great guy And he would never do Anything dishonest But John Heffron Occasionally has these Fucking plans Where like Dude all I have to do Is I start this one business In Uganda You know I give them the keys And they have money That comes to me For the rest of my life Dude I'm set Like he's got like This sort of like Crazy lottery winner Scam mentality Sort of a thing As far as like Him wanting to Like find some one product That like really takes off Like really Is it like an Anthony Robbins thing Because I know he's into that shit I don't know I don't even know who that is You don't know who Anthony Robbins is? Google knows it for me I don't know

16:18If I ever need that information I just use Google I might know who he is You've never heard of Tony Robbins? Tony Robbins You know who Tony Robbins is? The motivational speaker guy? He's fucking gigantic He's huge No Is he like a Buble? Because I just found out about Buble And now he's haunting me Who's Buble? Some Buble guy that sings a lot And now like somebody told me You don't know who Mike Buble is? And now everywhere I go I tried to buy a bottle of wine last night And it was like Oh you just won a free Buble album What? And I don't know who this Buble guy is But it's just crazy This is a new character? I don't know A new dude? It seems like it's not I got shamed down Because I don't know who Buble is Do you have some music? No you can't even play some music I can't even play a movie We don't want to get sued By the latest and greatest Buble But he's haunting me now I don't know why It's the holiday season or something

16:59I have no idea what you're talking about I've never even heard of this Well now you'll get Buble'd non-stop You'll find Buble everywhere I don't think I will Yeah you will I'm guessing in your reality I just cursed you with the Buble curse You can't win over my reality I control my own reality You can't get in it Oh yeah? It's an impenetrable bubble sir You'll find You can't Buble me You'll be driving home Send me some links It won't even enter my mind I'll look at it I'll click on the link I'll go oh it's Brian I'm sorry you just got Buble'd You think so? I Buble'd all over your face Dude you think so? Dude all I know is I'm going to be on the Tonight Show On Friday with Ron fucking Paul Musical guest Buble You watch Oh my god Could you imagine if it was? I would just pull my pants down And shit all over Make it happen Yoshi make it happen Just blast diarrhea All over Jay's desk I've been on the kale shakes A lot lately man

17:47My poop is fantastic I love that man Dude Buble is the new kale Buble is the new kale Yes because you kale me Buble is going to be The new Olive Garden I'm going to throw A fucking bottle of water at you I went to the Olive Garden The other day And it wasn't that good What happened? I tried all their new stuff And it was like Oh they're trying to get crafty Well no no it's not even that It's like I've found that I eat late at night So like I always go like At 9 o'clock when it closes at 10 And you could tell The kitchen starts to break down At a certain moment And most restaurants Like kitchen's like Alright well you can start To break down Meaning you can stop Making new soup You can start putting Everything away You know because there's Only a few people left You know to order food And I feel like Lately every time I go to a restaurant At that time period It sucks And like the ravioli I had Was like overcooked They have like

18:39They have lasagna That's deep fried now Or something like that It's so awesome But that was like Felt like it was sitting In the fryer for 20 minutes So they probably you know Pre-cooked it Or something like that But don't go to a restaurant After 9 o'clock Is what I'm saying You'll have Not as good as food As 6 or 7 Because everyone would be tired Well it's just because They start closing down The kitchen Because it's about to close Yeah And people are tired It's my fault Don't go to Olive Garden After 9 o'clock Yeah Olive Garden Is like a 6pm Sort of a meal Yeah 6pm on the road Lunch Any restaurant Is what I'm saying though Not just Olive Garden Any restaurant I got to eat dinner With Anthony Bourdain Oh really Yeah In Toronto Where'd you go Some restaurant Some nice place It was pretty cool We got there When it was about to close And they had a bar We sat in the bar area And they said You know The regular menu is closed

19:28But we got this menu And I said Can you tell the chef That Anthony Bourdain is here That's what I said You dropped the Bourdain card I totally did Because she didn't I don't think she knew So she ran back And the chefs came back With a book And he fucking signed Their book and shit It was Wow The coolest meal ever Me and my pal Anthony Giordano And Anthony And his crazy wife His wife wants to fight Wow Can you imagine His wife is a badass dude She's been doing jiu jitsu And muay thai For like four years Completely obsessed She does them every day One in the morning One at night I mean she's like She's got a thick neck And she's got fucking Muscular arms And apparently she's like Super super aggressive I'm like wow What a strange situation That would be Have a wife that might be able To kick your ass man Yeah Might be able to put a beating On you Yeah Do you think you could Deal with that No You don't think you could Deal with that No

20:17What if your chick Just started getting Into jiu jitsu And fucking wanted to And then eventually Wanted to roll with you Like come on bitch No Come on bitch What if you were fucking her And then in the middle She's like eat my pussy And right when you go down She slaps a triangle on you No And just puts you to sleep Could you imagine If that was like fun for her Hygiene She hooks your leg You try to get off the bed She hooks your leg Boom Boom Just slaps that sucker down No You wouldn't be into that No Would that scare the shit Out of you No What if she was laughing Yes And when And she said listen I promise I'll blow you Every day for a year Yeah who cares That's like nothing That's like hey I'm so sorry I shouldn't have Taken your soul I shouldn't have choked you Unconscious Wow And have you always terrified Every time you're near me now You have to switch the word Blowjobs You have to switch it With something else

21:03Blowjobs means nothing to me Really What would she have to do Give you money No I don't know Go out in the street for you Show that she really loves you Cuddle during a movie That's all you want right That's all you want Back rubs Anal massage Fucking weirdo Did you see Wait I think you posted it That Christmas short That was supposed to be In front of Yeah Anthony Bodine Yeah His holiday special Last night was so freaky If you DVR No reservations DVR it And check out Or find it You know In DVRs You can search it It'll probably play in a repeat I think the travel network Plays it all the time Because sometimes I like I have it set to record All of my DVR And I'll come home There'll be like 20 of them But I've been gone for like a week Like how the fuck Is there 20 of these things on here But it's just like They play the shit out of his show So if you find the holiday one It's crazy It's so weird It's a really He told me about it

21:59He told me it was going to be nutty But I didn't know what to expect I don't want to tell you anything No spoilers You gotta see it It's so bizarre But awesome It was creepy Yeah It came out of nowhere And that This animation That they pulled from the show Apparently This is like Did you watch it? No It was creepy No I can see why they pulled it It was creepy It was almost Maybe I think A viral Marketing attempt From the travel channel The whole thing No How does that work? Can we play that on the podcast? Yeah Are we sure? No Somebody must own that No No I don't know I'm sure we couldn't play the Siri thing at the beginning But you know Yeah but someone doesn't own that That's just a stupid computer voice If anything The people who own the Biggie song Yeah Who knows Anymore who knows You know Is it illegal for me to post random movies in the background on the wall? You know If it's only showing one inch of it Don't talk about that shit

22:57Who knows though You know Don't talk about that shit Why are you going to bring that up? That's like El Kukui Don't talk about it It'll come It's like Candyman I'm not allowed to draw Gary Coleman Am I? No No you're not Yeah that's how you know how fucked up that show was Two of them are dead I love that show That's one of the shows I grew up on And I love everything about that show Yeah I need another It's so weird watching TV nowadays They don't have that anymore Because that's not Like who cares Oh you have a little black kid that you adopted So you know Who cares Now what is it Like a little Iraqi kid Oh you got an Iraqi kid Two Iraqi kids And you're an old man Oh man Could you imagine If that was a fucking sitcom Right Jesus Christ You can't have those kind of sitcoms anymore You know You could never have A Sanford and Son anymore You know So if you have If you had anything that was like Semi-racist Like an All in the Family

23:49Right You couldn't have that today So how are you going to have You know You'd miss out on 80% of the jokes Right If you had some guy With two little Arab kids Dude Bublé and Abdul That's what would be the name Of the whole thing It'd be like Bublé with two Iraqi kids Stop Stop Stop I'll end the podcast I swear to God You're not bringing me Into your retarded world In your Bublé world You're going to be haunted So let's talk about This mind book thing man That these guys wanted us To talk about Yeah And they left They have a social networking site They put together These are the people That just left That were with Mr. Lipton And it's called www.mindbook.ws So that's Mindbook.ws Why did I say www What am I A fucking moron Like people don't know that HTTP colon Backslash Backslash It's forward slash Forward Yeah The forward slash Backslash thing What Who cares That's like It's forward slash That's like It's spell checking me nowadays

24:46Well it's weird That that Sounds better That that's the same protocol These little simple numbers How long is it going to be Before let's just Say the Write the word in You know And go right to it Yeah HTTP Dot dot I mean if you write CNN dot com You don't have to write All that other shit Your browser does it for you Right So why do we have to see that Why do we have to know I don't know Let me put in the word And what's WS really stand for Website apparently they said Website But it's probably some funky country Yeah You know It's probably some weird country Like Like a lot of Like TV was like Transylvania or some shit You know People People Got TV But it wasn't television TV stood for an abbreviation Of some sort of a country Right Yeah And people got that Internet address You know You're allowed to So I guess you're allowed To get this WS Whatever it is It's probably like Some weird Country somewhere I wonder when Should we google that

25:43So we don't leave people And Fucking In the dark Here Let me find out What the hell this is WS domain But yeah By the way I'm going bald son Why Just from watching yourself On Free Factor Or No That too Yeah Is that why you're Thinking of it Yeah man I watch myself In high definition I'm like man I'm going bald Well what's weird Is when they show Like at the beginning They have this I don't like Me and my shaggy young hair I don't like the new opening Is that just temporary Where it's like Ten years ago A Free Factor Came in here Kissed you in the lips Your internet address Okay Website.ws Story Okay here it is The WS story But it's weird to see You're fucking So much scalp Well the new It's weird On the opening They showed like The young you And then they showed The older you And it's like Night and day difference How you've really Transformed You look You look bigger Like meatier now Well I didn't lift weights At all when I first

26:37Started doing the show Right I got into Really lifting weights Probably around like 2001 or 2 Which is right When Fear Factor Just started Because that's when I really got into Jiu Jitsu Right Before that I had A problem with my knee I had what's called A bucket handle tear And it was It was real bad And it was from Years ago And what it would Happen was At least Once every couple Weeks I would be doing Something strenuous Anything strenuous My knee would pop out And lock in place So what it is Is the meniscus Would lift up Like a bucket handle And get stuck And it was Fucking horrendous Man It was a real Pain in the ass And it took me A long time Before I ever got it fixed And then I finally Did get it fixed And then I was able To like really train Hard again Because until that I would do something Like I would lift weights I would bend over To tie my shoe And it would pop out And I would fall to the ground And my leg would be Like locked out

27:26In a front And then it was Fucked for hours dude And then it was Sore for weeks You know And then I would get Like a couple weeks later I'd get to the point Where I'd go Let me just wear a brace Go back to Jiu Jitsu class Boom It would pop again And then one time I tore it really bad It popped and tore So bad that I could not Bend my leg So Eddie had to Take me to the hospital And we went And they had to do An MRI on it And they gave me Anti-inflammatories And eventually They shaved it down And the lady was like You know You need to stop Doing martial arts They were like Really like Judgmental about that shit The lady like Cornered me Listen I'm telling you right now You need to stop Doing this stuff So I got that fixed And then I started Working out Like that's when I really got into Like seriously lifting And you're like crazy Like on Twitter I saw some people say Usually damn Joe Rogan got fat And it's so weird I definitely am fatter

28:14This is They're right Were you ever doing An episode with no shirt On the whole time Well people think I'm fatter than I am For sure But I'm definitely Fatter than I used to be Because when I used to fight You know When I first started Doing like news radio I was in like Fighting shape I was in really good shape And I had like A very thin face You know My whole body fat Was like way lower Than it is now I can like pinch fat on it And unfortunately That makes me Have a big fat face That's so funny though Every time somebody says that I'm like Well I'm not really fat I mean if you saw me With my shirt off You wouldn't say That guy's fat No way But I'm not fat I'm not thin Like I used to be I used to be shredded When I was When I was constantly Doing taekwondo And kickboxing And everything I had like 5-6% body fat All the time Especially when I was Going to compete And then you know It never got really Heavier than that Until I got like

29:01Deep into my 30s When I was like Working all the time And eating shit food You know like After I did that That men's fitness cover I was in a cover That was like The best shape I ever got in And I just got lazy After that Right I didn't really lift weights At all anymore How was the Today show We haven't talked about that You were on the Today show I didn't even get to see it yet It was interesting You know It was weird You know They do it outside In this little plaza They do part of it In the plaza So Al Roker And I'm sorry I don't remember The other two people I don't remember the name I apologize It's rude of me It's Jane Pauley Is it Jane Pauley? No I forget their names But they're very cool people And they're very tall And I look like a little Tiny person out there Right And so We're out there In the cold And they say Hey Fear Factor's coming back Yeah Yay And it's gone It's like It's over and done And like you know

29:48Al Roker cracks a joke And that's a wrap Did you smoke weed with Al Roker? I wish I did I would love to smoke weed with Al Roker Wouldn't that be awesome? I bet Al Roker's like Hey come into my office Al Roker's very friendly Play the sax for you He's a very nice guy He's very friendly At least he has been Every time I met him He's a very nice guy With Matt Loll He's a very nice guy There's a guy who recognized That he had like Some sort of a problem With his diet And you know Living his life that way And just straightened it out Well he did the The lap band thing right? Did he do that? Yeah I think that's what he did And I think he was successful at it You know we We know many people That have had it But they just Started eating the same Well I don't know about many But we know about one Yeah Yeah who just keeps Breaking those fucking things Wow Which is so scary You know The fact that he's just Pumping food in there

30:28And snapping that cord Yeah I don't know what a lap I don't know how it works Do you understand how it works? I think they just tie off Your stomach don't they To make it smaller And then your stomach Does grow You know If you start eating You just pack and barbecue Into that hole That knot Trying to break it open Why did you say barbecue? Barbecue would be delicious Right now wouldn't it? I don't know But anyway Yeah This guy actually had it done Which is really funny Because all it does Is like gets you To not eat as much Like you could just Do that on your own You don't have to get cut open But people like They trust their will So little That they would rather Get cut open Yeah You know Fuck that That's craziness That's amazing It's amazing It's amazing That you know I mean I can understand it When you're like On death's door And you know like I gotta do something Or I'm obviously Out of control Man I don't know

31:16If that's the thing to do I think you should Look at yourself somehow You know Whether it's Some sort of A psychedelic experience Or you know Read books And get inspired Be around positive people I think that's probably The better option That's gonna make A real change in your life Because having an operation Even though it's like It pushes you Into a certain direction Like okay Now we're moving positive We're getting in less food We're gonna lose some weight We're gonna put less pressure On the heart This is all good Even though that It's not being done Necessarily by you It's forcing you to do that And whenever you force yourself To do something Instead of learning And adapting your behavior Naturally And then having that behavior Eventually through Positive reinforcement Become the norm This is your normal behavior now I actually like to eat greens I like to eat a kale shake In the morning I like to be healthy You know

32:01So until that Until that takes place You're just gonna repeat The same fucking patterns You know And that's with our friend Who keeps blowing his shit out You know The issue is not This hole You know And how to stuff it It's why do you want to Stuff it all the time Like this man What the fuck is going on Physiologically Psychologically I mean I'm not against Doing whatever the fuck You feel like you need to do To get yourself healthy You know You want to do the lap band I totally think You should be able to do it But I think If I was your friend You know I would say Let's not Let's not be crazy Joey Diaz wouldn't do it That's why Joey wouldn't do it Right Joey was like They cut you Once they cut you They cut you open dog Yeah Like come on You're telling me That I'm that weak I need to do that So Joey lost like 80 fucking pounds You know Did he lose something Crazy like that He did at one point And you did too You lost a shit load

32:48Of weight dude Yeah How heavy did you get At one point What's the heaviest You ever got I think it was like Like 240 I can't It's been so wild It's like 245 250 or something like that Oh my god Wasn't it And then I got down I know like the lowest I got down I think it was like 169 175 And your head looked Really big Yeah Right Isn't that funny I looked weird I looked like Carlos Messias Looks Well no He looks better Than you looked I'm gonna be honest With you When you gain weight It's a weird thing Like your head Gets big too You know When you like Even if like You gain weight Through like muscle lifting You know Like guys like Gain a shit load Of weight From like power lifting And stuff Even if they're not On a sauce Their fucking heads Get bigger man Like I have a friend Who's really big What is this What are you showing me Glassless 3D It's the new Oh that's pretty dope Whoa That's a 3D That you don't have To wear glasses for Holy shit

33:37This Nintendo DS Is badass I have a friend He's about 300 320 pounds Right And his fucking head Is enormous And I look at his head And I go Okay Even if he lost All the weight How did his head Get so big Did his head grow Because his body Was so fat You know Like what What is it That made his head Grow too You know When you get older Your facial features Get older Your nose And your ears Yeah I've noticed that Yeah I've noticed that My nose Seems larger Than it was When I was a younger man Oh no I feel like it looks It looks different From It doesn't make any sense But it looks different Since I had that operation On the inside I feel like it got wider Or something That doesn't make any sense Right Well maybe they carved out Too much I don't think They wanted to save Some as like A cell It's stupid Because there was no Change to the structure Of my nose at all But god damn It works better now Anybody who's ever Thinking about doing that I had a

34:28What's called There's a video of it On YouTube I forget the Technical scientific term Of what the The operation's called But they went in And fixed a deviated septum And fuck That was one of the Best things I ever did I couldn't breathe Out of my nose Since I was like A little kid I broke my nose Falling down a flight Of stairs When I was like five My nose was crooked Right So my whole life I've been a mouth Breathing fuck You know And to actually have It's such an amazing Thing for me Is it a hundred percent Now or do you Almost want to go back And get some more Cut out of it No no no It's great No it's great It's wide open It's amazing I hit the bag With my mouth closed I can hit the bag Just breathing out Of my nose I don't do it For like long Stretches at a time I'll take mouth Breaths too But you know I want to make sure That I can exert myself Like there's this guy That I've been working with I've talked about him before

35:14His name is Steve Maxwell And he's on Twitter You can follow him If you go to Steve Maxwell Or maxwellfitness.com Or just google him Google Steve Maxwell I apologize That I don't remember His website name It might be Maxwell Strength and Conditioning Either way He's a brilliant guy And a brilliant Strength and Conditioning coach And one of the things That he has me working on Is breathing And so You learn Like the correct way To breathe To calm your heart down Like if it doesn't seem Like that would work But there really is Like a way To calm yourself down It's very difficult to do Because one of the things That happens When your body Goes into oxygen deprivation When you're exhausted When you're just Totally worn out You just want to You're just Trying to get air in Well obviously The air that you have Right now Is enough to sustain you You are alive I understand that Your body is sending messages And saying It needs more air

36:06We don't have enough air But you know what You're going to be fine You know what's going to Fuck you up even worse If you freak out about this And your heart starts Pounding a million miles an hour On top of the fact From the adrenaline rush On top of the fact That it's tired From being pushed And being exhausted And what he's teaching me Is how to breathe in Through your nose Like you breathe in Like this So you're exhausted Completely exhausted And you don't want to Just like You want to take These big panic breaths But that sends Panic signals to your body You have to control it So you've got to be disciplined So as you're doing this You want to take these breaths But you go It's amazing how quickly Everything relaxes That's good It was a huge lesson to me Like now Like when I'm exhausted And working out I force myself Into breathing like that And I recover Way quicker It's amazing And all this is like Pranayamic breathing

36:58This is all like In the You know Like ancient yoga guys Were like Badass at this Like this is like A big part of yoga Was like breath control I used to have a friend We used to call him Yoga Ray Ray Capone He was I think that's I hope I didn't say His last name wrong Ray Capo Thank you Correcting myself And he was The head of this band I forget his band But it was like A Hardcore band Like Crazy Wild noise Kind of band You know And they were real popular And then he got into yoga And he became This yoga instructor And eventually Just wound up I think he gave up Music entirely And he was just like Teaching yoga To people At some Some big corporate retreat Somewhere in upstate New York Who's going to move up there With his family This guy had amazing cardio dude I mean amazing You would never see him Gassed out Ever And he told me All he did was Breathing exercises He would do these Long slow Deep breaths Where you breathe In through your nose

37:55And it takes like a minute And then you hold it And then you slowly Let the air out Like Slowly Like you just want Your instinct Is to just Fucking panic And just let it all out And just breathe in And take gulps of air Like you're drowning No No No No Slowly let it out It's very difficult to do I've tried to do it I do it when I get in the tank For me The quickest way To get completely relaxed And centered When I get into the tank Besides that certain Special plant He he The other thing is Doing these breathing exercises You know So many people don't know About breathing exercises And don't understand that You know Your lungs You can condition them And you can You can manipulate them And they're You know You're in control You're deciding when To take a breath And you're deciding When to push it out And you can use Like Time honored practices Of Of manipulating that To actually strengthen Your lungs And strengthen Your aerobic capacity

38:58Because I'll tell you man This dude just had Awesome control of his lungs He would never get tired That's a Hicks and Gracie Principle too Hicks and Gracie Was like the greatest Gracie ever You know Pretty widely recognized As one of the greatest If not the You know Everyone would say Number one Every jiu jitsu guy Almost 100% Would say Hicks and Gracie And he's that badass And the other thing about him Is he's a yogi And he He has these crazy Abdomen muscles man Where he's doing These breathing exercises In this video And he's sucking His whole stomach Into his rib cage And then moving it Left and right It's like the The amount of Manipulation That he can do With his abdominals And his breathing You and I Can't even wrap Our heads around it You watch a video Of it man It's fucking crazy Like pull it up On YouTube Pull up Hicks and Gracie Breathing Breath exercises Breathing Hicks and Gracie From the documentary Choke And it just makes you

39:54Realize Man There's There's more To harness In your body Than we're aware of There's some other shit And yoga is a really Interesting aspect Of that That whole search Because I found Very few things In life That make my head Feel as good As yoga does Yoga It puts me in Like a real Relaxed state I don't necessarily Get to it that often These days But whenever I do it I'm always I'm always happy I did It always makes me feel Like peaceful After it's over And I think You know Sometimes when I'm Busy with a lot of shit I actually subconsciously Avoid doing anything Enlightening Because then it'll make me Not want to work as hard Not want to get as much shit done You know And so whenever I'm like Avoiding yoga Or avoiding even Practicing a little bit Of it on my own I always know That I'm probably Working too hard Did you find the video? Here check the screen Right here And tell me if you see Recognize one of these Yeah Hold on a second

40:53Yeah that's it Hicks and Gracie workout Yeah he'll do He does a workout And then at the end of it He does like this Crazy breathing shit Look at he's After so much training After so much work After so much effort He's doing sit ups On the beach right now This is the greatest Jiu Jitsu artist ever This is a guy where Every single family member Will tell you Hickson's the fucking best man It's like a very interesting Feeling when you feel Yourself In your time To Be capable To expose yourself In a way To fight And compete That's not means A victory Or defeat Or anything But just be able to To To do it You know This motherfucker This guy Is Like There's not one person That will tell you That he's not good At Jiu Jitsu You know what I'm saying There's not one person That will not tell you That this guy's a master You know He comes from A whole family Of killers And he's the number one killer And he's What he's right now doing

41:56Is he's strengthening his neck With his giant bungee cord Really brilliant guy too I had a chance to eat dinner With him once And went to his house And discussed Jiu Jitsu techniques And mixed martial arts The physical The body As a machine As a machine We need really Take care of You know So I try to be Beside a fighter I try to keep my physical Very smooth As And a combination Where I can be Very flexible Very strong Very fast Very well coordinate With a good balance With a good breathing So those elements He's got huge nostrils Combined Yeah Watch this shit This is gonna freak you out Want me to slow this down for you? No no I'm good Sometimes when I make my routines I get in a very special stage Of meditation And this is beautiful Because He's just sitting here In a lotus position And totally Clean my mind Doing these crazy breathing techniques And keep myself In the present moment This ain't it yet Wait till Here it goes Watch this

43:03That's so weird How crazy is that? When you control your breath Oh my god You can actually Control yourself Mentally and physically You can really understand Your fears And your emotional Stress And you can freak girls out I like how they got the music Playing in the background I know Isn't it amazing though What he can do with his stomach? Yeah It's very strange to watch But He's what I would say Is a real Martial arts master You know There's only a few of them Out there in the world That you know People universally recognize As a martial arts master And Hickson Is a martial arts master You know He's such an Inspirational dude That documentary choke I guarantee you There's thousands of jiu jitsu guys All over the world Who watch that documentary choke All the time Just to watch Hickson You know When Hickson You know Came on the scene A lot of people don't know about Hickson They know about Hoist Because Hoist won

44:00The ultimate fighting championship But even Hoist said That if he ever got beat They were waiting to put in Hickson Hickson was like plan B He was like the atomic bomb Like we'll go in there with troops But if you bitches He kills babies Get your shit together We're going to drop Hickson Gracie on you You know And he He went over and fought in Japan instead He fought in Japan Valley 2 I don't know There's some politics involved Some family politics I don't understand all that But I do understand that Watching him compete Was amazing He didn't fight enough guys You know I really wish that We could have got a chance To see his High level jujitsu At work against You know Some of the real best MMA fighters in the world But when we did see it man His It was so dominant man Talking to that dude You know Ever talk to somebody And you know You just You get inspired And you And at the same time You're like Wow Like this fucking guy

44:49Is on such another level Like with his mind You know The way he like Is so serious about things Yeah like when you go To the Apple store And you talk to one of those guys No Totally different Is that how you feel? I wish I was an Apple genius I wish I was behind The genius counter Anyway Breath control Is fucking awesome It's like hooking Try that shit It's like cooking Hooking How's it like hooking? Are you retarded today? What's going on? No like When you're in the jet plane You go Oh God Calm down tiger You silly fuck Well you've been saying Silly shit all day No I haven't Actually Everything I said Makes sense Oh what's that guy's name That you keep fucking repeating? What? Yeah the singer That's everywhere Buble Yeah you didn't get silly With that? No I'm telling you I can't stop Talking Buble now You're going to see What I'm talking about Now that you know Who this guy's name is It's going to haunt you I bet I'm not

45:39This Nintendo DS thing That you handed me This 3DS thing Is amazing Yeah it's really good Like my mom Got it for me It really is 3D She The Mario Brothers game If you're a big fan Of Mario Brothers It was so It's done right For the first time Being able to do A 3D game It's amazing Like I'm looking at it Right now It's really a trip Yeah Because you know It even works a little bit At an off angle Yeah but that's the big secret But you can see Yeah you have to look at it Dead on to really get it You can see like the wiring Yeah The board There's two things I don't like about it One is that it's I have small hands But I still found it Was really cramped to play For a large period of time So Yeah I bet Yeah for a large period of time Yeah So I got this thing That just snaps into It looks like an Xbox controller So you can just play it Like it's an Xbox controller I guess I hit a button That activated a camera It's got a camera

46:25Oh it's got a 3D camera You can take photos in 3D Oh my god And And And does it actually look like 3D If I take a photo of me Taking a photo Yeah That's what I'm doing That would be interesting If you put something in the front In the back You know like a 3D Like that chair or something But yeah It's got a 3D camera And I'm having fun with it I think it's I didn't know It was that cool But that's Now wait Imagine when TVs Are like that though That's a That's a You know Small little screen But imagine when TVs The 3D is going to be like that Is this like Are these things These mobile Game Boy type devices Are these things Sort of like digital cameras Where they're on their way out And it's all going to be Incorporated into phones Yeah The iPad The iPad gaming Yeah The iPad itself There's Oh this is the coolest thing ever Have you tried mirroring Huh? You've done that right? Yeah Mirroring where you do your Apple TV Yeah

47:12Something even cooler There's this new thing called OnLive I don't know if you've heard it OnLive? It's called OnLive And it's a video game browser Where you can sit here And what it does is It's a service that you pay for every month And it has all the latest video games So you don't have to have Like a high end computer anymore You don't have to have an Xbox anymore You play through like This weird streaming technology And it doesn't seem like it would work well Meaning like you can sit there I can sit here right now And play the new Batman video game From my computer And it in real time Streams the game to you So there's no downloading of games There's nothing And it actually works fine But what the cool thing is Is the iPad has I think it's coming to the iPad soon Where you can play Like legit video games on your iPad So that's You'll be able to play Xbox games On your iPad Pretty much So your finger movements

48:04Will dictate Like how What is going to be like Your controllers and everything Right And what's really cool If you can see this It's pretty sweet What's really cool is that It also If you're bored And you're sitting in your bed You can sit here and watch Anybody that's playing video games Right now Holy shit And you can just go into their game And just Let me just explain to everybody Brian just pulled up a browser With How many fucking windows was that? Hundreds Hundreds What game is this? It looks like Team Fortress or some shit What is that? I don't even know what this is But they have like Batman They have like any game And you just drop in On any of these games Drop in and just start watching So I've been lately And how do you play them? Can you play? You can't on the iPad yet So the iPad is just Watching people play games This is just watching This is like watching TV though Of people playing any video game You know

48:49Which by the way I used to do all the time Yeah When I was addicted to Quake I used to watch a lot of Quake demos Exactly But on Android you can play it They just released the Android version So you can play the games But I download on my Mac And I can play games from my Mac here Without having any video games on my thing And it works really well Like I was surprised how well it worked Wow At least for right now Five years from now That would be the way to go There's not going to be Xboxes anymore You're just going to be fucking using your TV And a Bluetooth remote to your remote Or your controller Or whatever you're using Wow It's getting very strange But that's called On Live I wonder what the next level is going to be With this 3D thing It really makes me think That they're eventually going to get a 3D thing That's going to be Your regular television will be 3D capable Just like everything became HD capable You know

49:38I mean HD's been around for a long fucking time But how long was it before everybody had an HD set? Oh Still The majority don't Is it really the majority? I bet the majority still does not have an HD set Wow That's amazing You know I did this tour This television Satellite television tour Where you sit down And they connect you With all these different morning shows Want to talk to you about Fear of Active being back And that kind of shit Right And one of them We have to reset for Because one news station Somewhere One TV station Somewhere Doesn't have HD Right So because of this one They have to reset everything And smash the signal And do something totally different I don't know how they change it Wow But they have to change it For this one network In like fucking the middle of nowhere That does not have HD And I go What's that about? And they go It's like a mom and pop owned TV station Why doesn't they

50:28Why don't they just pay for them to upgrade? I wonder if that would be more expensive Than having to do that I think it's super expensive You know I think it's super expensive I mean it's a worthwhile investment But if you're some ricky dink town And you know You got I mean how many people How many people are accessed Or how many people have access To each television station Right You know If it's like You know Jasper, Wyoming Or some shit Some weird place No one's ever heard of And they have a TV station And you're clinking into it It's not HD It's crazy It's crazy It's crazy that there's television stations That are not HD But we have 1080p on our iPhones Our phones Yeah That is amazing Well it's like There's a big wave And not everything is at the front of the wave Right There's a lot of shit going on On the sides and the ends It's curious though It's curious because if HD You know Eventually gets replaced by 3D

51:20All these people that just switched to HD Will be like Motherfucker I just got the newest shit Yeah If it ever becomes a I'm not a fan of the fucking glasses In the movies But if you can show me movies That are as good From like the sides and the edges As they are from the front And it's 3D We can just watch it on the screen Because right now The way that looked It's a big difference Between head on And on the edge Right If you had to watch like You know Conan In 3D On the edge You'd get annoyed at yourself Right It's like it's too fucking close Yeah It's hard for me to even go To a movie theater nowadays Though I never go I mean I have Big TVs And digital sounds So like even that monkey movie I never got to see it But it's out on DVD So I'm ready to just go rent it I've been to movies 3 times In the last month And 2 of those 3 times People were talking During the movie theater Yeah See I don't need that I don't need that

52:10It was so annoying It's like you know People think it's funny They're laughing at shit You know They're talking to each other About something Totally not related to the movie And you hear them laughing There's very few things That's distracting When when you know You're hearing someone Laughing out loud During a scene in a movie And you know what the problem is There's not a lot of people Going to movies these days So if you go during a weeknight Sometimes you'll go Like a 10 o'clock movie And there'll be like Fucking 3 couples in there And that's it There's no one in there Yeah They're on their way out Movie theaters Bookstores You know All that shit That makes me sad That makes me sad I'm going to miss both For sure I love movie theaters I love the idea of like Movies coming out Like when the Avengers comes out I want to be there Opening weekend man That's when all the Fucking nerds are there They're real excited to be You know

52:54There at that movie Yeah I want to get tickets in advance You know what I mean Right It's like then It's a fun experience You know If you see a cool movie In a theater With a bunch of people And they're all into it That actually enhances The experience But if you see a theater And it's like half empty And the people are talking God damn God damn That's annoying Yeah And people They feel like they can do that When there's less people there You know That's when I've found That people are really rude It's not when The movie theater is crowded It's when there's only like A few couples You know Especially if you get More than three boys together More than three teenage boys together Like very rarely And that's all the time for me You and three teenage boys Is that your move? Well I don't want bookstores To go out either man I love bookstores I like the idea Of walking by And going Huh What is this? Biography on who? Huh What did he do? Oh Okay

53:48Let me read about this guy's life I like that I like that I can just Walk down an aisle And go You know what Maybe I want to read A biography today Or maybe I want to read About cars today I want something mindless I want to know the history Of the Corvette You know Maybe it's You know I want to You know Know about fucking solar power But I want to be able To just wander through And pick out something It's like the same thing With record stores man I used to like record stores man I used to like Virgin Records Where you'd go And they would let you Listen to the CD You remember And there was no No fucking headphones available Because people would just Stand there and listen To music all day And be like Damn I want to find out If this fucking record's Any good That was like the first time Anybody ever took a chance And said listen I know That you've been burned In the past So here's what we're Going to do We're going to let you

54:29Listen to everything Before you buy it Remember that was like Fucking revolutionary Now people download The whole fucking thing And if they really like it They'll buy it on iTunes I still buy Most people don't do that I don't think I think most people Just steal nowadays But I still buy a CD Here and there Definitely Yeah Yeah But the problem is I don't go to a record store I go to Amazon You just get them delivered to you Even when I was at Where was I just at Oh I was at Best Buy And there was like So many things And I'm like Oh dude That's cool I'm going to get Wait Let me just go on Amazon Oh shit Yeah It's 40% cheaper On Amazon Is it really 40% cheaper There's so many things Here's a good example This is kind of obvious Urban Outfitters Has this video game system That plays like Old Nintendo Old Super Nintendo Old Genesis Anyways They have it on sale For $100 It's on Amazon For $44 Holy shit Yeah And that's just like How Best Buy is

55:26You know Like Best Buy is All the time You just go through everything You're like Wow It's on sale right now Windows laptops For like $700 How much can you get A good Windows laptop Dude you can get A good Windows laptop For $300 Holy shit Yeah And you're not Going to be editing video But nowadays Shit's so cheap That's amazing Yeah You can get a laptop For $300 Like a good one Like a Toshiba Or something like that Yeah Absolutely Absolutely That's amazing That's amazing That's one of my Favorite complaints too When people start Talking about Apple I can get the same specs In a Windows box For one third of the price Yeah But yeah But you'd be running Windows Do you understand that Exactly You silly goose People get mad at me man That's one of the things I've had mentioned on Twitter People say something like Dude I think you're cool and everything Until you start talking about Mac and PC And you don't know What the fuck You're talking about

56:13Like whoa It won't change to Walmart Start selling Apple computers Someone got a little touchy Someone's a little uncomfortable With the reality Of the fact that Your shit gets viruses Well they can make viruses For the Mac platform as well There's just not enough people Doing it For them to justify making it Yeah Whatever Okay I think those people Would be so The people that write viruses Are probably on Windows And they would probably want to Destroy the Apple fanboys As much as possible If they could They're trying to extract money Is what they're trying to do If it was easy to extract money There's just A big enough market With Windows computers Why fuck with it It's so easy to get into your shit Yeah You know All I have to do is click a link I mean how stupid is that You click a link And you get a virus Hi Oh sorry Your fucking virus detection Wasn't ready for this Oh I just snuck into your bases And I got you pregnant

57:03Sorry stupid Now all your data is no good You know Hell spawns inside of you Making babies I'll tell you what's The most annoying thing in the world Somebody told me to call this number It was like 1-800-WET-TITS I was on one of the other podcasts He's like Oh you know I got a new 1-800 number And so he wanted everyone To call this number And what it was Is like 1-800-WET-TITS Or boobs Or something like that And it's just this girl going Oh you want my I have really wet boobs It's like a recording And then at the end of like This two minute speech She gives She's like Call this number You know Did I talk to me live Oh god But the problem is now Ever since Because I called on my phone And put it on speakerphone Just so we could play it on the podcast The problem is that Now non-stop every day I'm getting a text message Like automated Like Hey me and my crazy roommate Want to suck your butthole out And call this number You know

57:48And it's like I'm now in a spam On your phone Do you get spam on your phone Ever Um No I don't get spam on my phone So you never get like Random text messages That are like Trying to sell you Or do something Great I don't know what to do now I'm sure I can call AT&T But until Someone got your number Well no It's because I called a phone number And I got automatically Put on some text message Calling list So you can block them I'm sure you can find out What number that's coming from And tell AT&T No text messages from them Yeah but that should be That should be against the law Because I mean I called What if you accidentally Called that number by mistake Now that you're Just signed up for some spamming That's Yeah You know what I mean Yeah it's true It's bullshit Yeah But whatever It's amazing it's taken this long For them to infiltrate You know Think about how long people Have been getting text messages

58:32And just now they're figuring out How to get in there That's amazing Yeah You know That's pretty incredible When you really think about it Yeah Dude now with the Patriot Act They can listen to everything They can listen to all your calls With every fucking new bill That gets passed They can dig into all your text messages All in the name of You could be a terrorist All you have to do Is be like a single guy In your 40s You could be a terrorist You know All you have to do is There's like Such All you have to do is have like A year's worth of food There's like Someone was I forget who did a Description of it But Was it Jon Stewart I forget who it was But they had this All these descriptions Of what What is defined How it defines a terrorist now It's unbelievable It's ridiculous Like if you have missing fingers You could You could be a terrorist If you wear that Cassia watch that I have You're a terrorist Yeah that's right

59:24That one watch Yeah That one watch Because they use that For timing shit Right Right It's just standard Standardized Just a watch A fucking regular watch Right And you could be on a watch list God damn it How did this all fall apart Like this That Bruce Lipton guy Kind of freaked me out Yeah Didn't he freak you out a little No I mean I think For the most part It was really good It was really You know You either believe that Or don't And I've always Kind of believed What he talks about So I agree I don't know It's I 100% believe What he says You know who's Going to freak you out man Michael Rupert When I get that guy on here Yeah I don't know that guy He's going to smoke cigarettes With you too Remember He smokes cigarettes Every five seconds That collapse movie man Oh right You know And I want you to talk to him too About the whole thing That he said about the cell phones Remember he said They stopped upgrading their towers And you're like

60:15Oh yeah yeah yeah He's probably changed his mind now Since then Yeah Yeah Because that's just obvious Now Yeah But that does speak to A direction Right That he was going in Yeah I need to When is that I want to rewatch that movie again I don't know Because I remember I was very passionate About a few things on that But we're I'm exchanging emails Back and forth With his assistant So We're working that shit out There's so many people I want to get on the podcast Yeah me too Like who Who else I want to get Nick Or not Nick Nick Swartzen back Yeah we'd love to get Nick back If he's got more than 45 minutes to kill Kevin Pereira Kevin would be great again I told you I did Tack of the show Yeah He's great I went to his Christmas party It was awesome Oh yeah I saw pictures of it What the fuck was he dressed like Well he had a P90X holiday party And so you were supposed to dress In holiday sweaters And mixed with P90X clothing So

61:06P90X the workout program The workout program So it was a P90X I have no idea P90Xmas is what it was Yeah And so you had to come there With your favorite ornaments And stuff like that So I cut off the Avatar Fleshlight vagina And put a hook in it Oh no you didn't Yeah I washed it You put a hook in it Yeah And hung it on the tree When I walked in Oh no No and then It was cool though But his He has one of those arcade games I told you about this He has a MAME arcade game Which had like Every single Allegedly Every single video game on it And like he had Dragon's Lair Space And there was this game Called Raston I don't know if you remember This from the I think it was the 80's It was like this Conan O'Brien guy And it was just like A simple slasher Like a Conan O'Brien slasher And it was One of the coolest games To see Because I haven't seen it Since I was a kid So check out Raston See if it brings back memories It's like Conan O'Brien

62:01Dude I was watching The Barbarian They were showing some game I don't know what it was But I believe it was a game For the iPad Some crazy fantasy game Where you're upgrading Your weapons And swords But it was like Really wild fucking animation And I was watching I was like This is incredible It's on an iPad It's really new You know whose is that That's It was They were reviewing it Oh is it Cliffy's game Yeah it's Cliffy's Of course it is There you go One of his Not his games Epic games Yeah Dude it's fucking amazing looking I mean It's incredible Yeah And I was watching I was like Wow We're at the level Where that is coming out On a fucking iPad That's incredible Yeah the iPad's pretty badass And supposedly the third one's Going to be The latest rumor It's February Third one's going to Rub your dick It seems like they just Came out with the second one I'm kind of getting angry About that shit Well it's been almost a year

62:51I think they're doing one a year I still have the first generation I'm an old holdout I'm like one of those dudes You meet that has the iPhone with the aluminum In the bottom And those guys You don't even use those anymore That things made out of wood You can't use them anymore Well I mean you have to like You can barely use them Well you can You just have to not Ever update your iTunes Yeah Yeah If you update your iTunes Oh you're fucked Everybody says that too What you were saying That whenever you update Your operating system On the older phones It just like It seems so clunky Yeah they do it on purpose Yeah they make it But they do it on computers Super badass For the new shit For the next level shit Yeah but they do it On computers also They're forcing you They're holding your hand Yeah You can look at it And they're forcing you In a bad way But Actually They're forcing you To catch the fuck up It's positive in general

63:36Everyone's faster Getting shit done faster Yeah I guess Doing things faster Playing with yourself Faster Right Did you see that shootout That happened here In Hollywood Yes Yes What the fuck Was that all about I don't know But what's crazy Is I found They released this name I read this small report Where they released Tell everybody the story Okay so there was this guy On I think it was Right next to the movie theater The synagogue Of Hollywood and Vine Right That just had a gun He was walking down the street And just every time Somebody would drive by Just bam Bam Shooting people Like nonstop One guy got hit in the head He was a music executive Here in I think he might have died Hit him in the head Just like he just pointed it Right in his head And just bam And so he was just Walking down the street Doing all this shit Finally the police came And they shot him down And they killed him But what's crazy They released this name Finally

64:26He was like a 26 year old And if you go to his Twitter page And I tweeted it I don't know where it is It's on my timeline But if you go to his Twitter page He Like His photos Or the people we followed Were all Marijuana activists Gun activists Jesus And then C-SPAN shit Oh Jesus And then So I found his Facebook And went on his Facebook And his Facebook He Like six days ago Broke up Went to single In relationship status Oh God And he was like Saying things You know like I finally get Steve Jobs last words Or something like that And then I'm like Oh great But what's weird Is like if you looked At what he watched Like his interest On Facebook and stuff Was like C-SPAN And like weird shit Like who Who watches C-SPAN One and two That's what it says And Yeah that's like That's like Looking at your registry Right Yeah And he also was like His He only tweeted like Three times And one of his tweets Was like Charlie Sheen Need more tiger blood I ran out Like

65:28Whoa Jesus Christ There's some sad Crazy fuckers out there man Right That's a scary thing though That this guy would just Randomly start shooting people That scares me to see though The video that They have on It was terrifying It was very scary Yeah it was terrifying Just walking down the street Shooting at cars Innocent people Yeah it's Scary shit man But you know You have to worry about that Whenever you have You know More than More than ten people Yeah Even when you have ten people man You know how many people Have you ever known someone When they were young They were normal And then as they got older They got crazier and crazier When reality didn't sort of fit Their vision of what reality Was supposed to be And then they started doing A lot of creepy shit And you know Never really sort of Saw the world For the way it really is And then they start getting crazy Yeah Have you ever met people like that Most comics Yeah

66:16A lot of them We know a lot of them That went crazy right Yeah That's an interesting thing to see It's an interesting thing to see Someone legitimately Lose their grip on reality Yeah We've seen it You and I have seen it We've seen it many times Yeah It's fucking weird huh It's weird Weird watching people slip away So what do you do about that We can't do shit Nope Can't bring them back They gotta bring them back Themselves I just totally forgot What we were talking about You were a silly boy Right before This last thing Todd Bridges And the Olive Garden That's what we're talking about You need to take them To the Olive Garden That would be nice If you guys I don't want to hang out with them I just feel bad That I said that I shouldn't have You know It's not in keeping With my idea Of being a positive person But that's just Sometimes shit happens When you get tired You say something You shouldn't have said That's why You know

67:10No one's perfect We apologize And then we move on Mmhmm I'm glad to get to you man Todd Bridges Is a nice guy I'm sure And he gets it And he you know He probably Well I just don't like When I do something like that And I don't I don't like how I was thinking You know Sometimes you get tired man You make some fucking mistakes You know If you get tired and cranky Or if you're You just Overrun Or overburdened Do you find yourself Like when When you're tired and cranky Like you just Don't like your behavior Lately I've just been A complete asshole Just because I have no time My spare time is zero Do you feel like that Sometimes with your girl Like sometimes you like It deteriorates your relationship Because you're tired And you're just snappy You know You're not It's to me It's to me It's like I'm in my own world Because I'm trying to deal With a thousand things That are coming at me And so like The other day I had to check myself

68:01And I had to like say Alright look I am completely ignoring My relationship right now I'm like Not I need to stop Stop working as much So I made my I'm making myself Not do as much On purpose Like I'm taking a day off Here and there Where like I went almost two months Like every day You need to activate Yellow ban Huh? Yeah I do need to Activate yellow ban You need to activate Money ban How is he at Controlling The situation Well that's That's something Like You need to work on Like because I have Not even talked to him About anything Like the other day I was on stage And I got off stage And they were They turned off the podcast During the Ice House Chronicles I'm like What happened And they were like Well everyone got up And said they turned it off And I'm like Wait wait You're the guy in charge You don't You know Why You knew I was coming back But you know It's just working out the Now you'll never do that Right Now I'm like

68:49Nah don't ever do that Right So you have to A little bit of trial and error But that's like What's cool about the Joe Rogan experience Like we started off with snowflakes And every day we learn something new Yeah On a laptop Just for a goof And now we're coming up On a two year anniversary So we're going to have to We're going to have a celebration Of this shit Yeah And we're also This week we're having two shows And a Saturday We're having a huge party So maybe that could be the Celebration Yeah That's going to be our Yeah that's close enough To the time Yeah We started on like New Year's Eve right Wasn't it Christmas Eve Christmas Eve Yeah Christmas Eve So yeah We're right there I mean what is it Like the 13th Or something like that Today Yeah Have you ever heard of The Rose Bowl Parade Yeah I've been But I've heard of it It's right here Oh shit What does that happen I think I think New Year's Eve Or New Year's Day Or something like that

69:34Or Christmas Eve Or Christmas Day But they put We should podcast From the Rose Bowl Parade I know But they put These weird signs On the street Outside the studio here And they say Any cars parked here From December 23rd To January 4th Are subject to inspection Oh well that makes sense That makes sense I know You know you can't have Someone park a fucking Dirty bomb Yeah but does that mean Any kind of inspector And they just want to look At what kind of CDs I'm listening to No it's Homeland Security They're going to find your weed They're going to find your weed And your girlfriend's porn They're going to lock you up in jail I got to take the anonymous mask Out of the window front Yeah take that fucking anonymous mask Out right now And put a fucking American flag How about that Oh You have these things You have in front of the windows Yeah I need them How about we hang American flags Yeah we need them What's more American

70:18Than our thoughts and ideals There's real America Not this bullshit Actually Fucking corporate swindle fest That's going on Brian Real America Is about speaking your fucking mind It's about creating something Uniting together In one giant bond As the greatest nation The world has ever known So we should put up Our fucking flags Because we truly represent America Not those cunts That would try to stop us I'm going to hang mine upside down Oh you're crazy You're too crazy Is that bad Is that mean It's supposed to be Yeah I wouldn't do it If anything they would Piss off a soldier What if it's for people Hanging upside down To look at the flag What if someone comes back From Iraq and he's had A fucking hard time And he's loading up his gun Right when he drives By your window And sees you With an upside down flag Decides to pump nine Into your fucking window Huh What if you have somebody Hanging upside down

71:00And it's upside right for them Oh okay I see what you're saying So you have The world is upside down I think you can get away With that as long as You have like little bushes And stuff by the guy's feet As well Or hostages Hanging upside down Hostages No the theme has to be clear The guy has to be glued To the ground Like he's walking Walking through the park And the American flag Is just there All nice and proud Just upside down From your perspective Right But he lives in Australia It's called Thinking up You know different It comes from the land Down under Where everything's upside down You know in Australia You can't even Fog around outside You gotta put sunscreen on Cause their ozone layer's gone Oh that's so weird They got a big hole In the ozone layer So when you're in Did I say Alaska I don't know No I think you said Australia Australia I meant Australia If I did say Alaska Because I was gonna say

71:43Something about Alaska as well But in Australia They have like These ads On the side of buses And they're fucking Pretty graphic man And they show people With chunks of their body Cut out from skin cancer They show the stitches And it says You know I forget the ad campaign But the basic message is Hey you can get this From the sun dude You gotta be careful Isn't that interesting That's weird Yeah they have They have more issues Than we do Apparently That ozone layer's a motherfucker And everybody says It was hairspray And all sorts of Different things That eroded it It's probably Boomerangs Terrifying Boomerangs Can you imagine Yeah I would say Well I guess It just all settles Down there By the way The earth is built I don't know If that's a theory That's been disproven Or proven or what I finally watched Tangled And I really like That movie It's a good movie Movie man My little My middle one Told me yesterday That she's not She's not a fan

72:38Of Tangled anymore Why not She has this Tangled fan Or this tangled Thing in her room She's like I don't like Tangled anymore That's the funny Thing about kids They love something And then they Watch the fuck Out of it It was Door of the Explorer For a little while She would watch The fuck out of Door of the Explorer And now she doesn't Want to have anything To do with it They move on To the next show And then it becomes The next show That they're massively Obsessed with You know it's Really interesting But Tangled now But just a year ago Man Tangled You know when we Took her to see it And then she saw it In the movie And then we got a DVD and brought it Home Oh my goodness She couldn't watch It enough man You know what's The craziest thing Because every time I watch Adventure Adventure Time I have to watch The kids commercials The kids commercials For toys are the Most tripped out Insane Like if I was If you're a coke addict

73:22Never watch kids cartoons During the day And look at the commercials There was one about These The toy was Little crabs That had Makeup on And like really Nice hairstyles And it was just The commercial Made no sense Like why would They be marketing To kids Like dressing up Crabs It was intense Wow That sounds ridiculous I tweeted something Earlier today I retweeted something That someone sent me Where they were Talking about Kids today And all the Different people I'm going to Click on it Just so everybody Knows what it is RSA Animate Changing education Paradigms And paradigm Is spelled P-A-R-A-D-I-G-M-S If you're a Tard like myself Hey I'm Hey That's rude That was rude I apologize But this is A very interesting Little thing That someone made That points out How kids today Are inundated With so much Fucking Massive Massive amounts Of information And that You know To take these Kids And force them Into watching Something really Boring all day Like school

74:27Like staring At a blackboard And then You know You wonder Why they're Incredibly You know Detached From what's Happening Their world Is the world Of explosions And fucking Video games And intense Music on their iPhone That's loud And emotional And you make Them shut that off When you come Into this room To tell them Boring shit You know I mean It's almost like What he was Talking about Earlier About programming I don't think It's like A conscious Effort To do that I think It's just They're lazy And it's Just the Shit design But man To take Kids And take Them from The world That they can Experience now With the internet And video games And movies And songs And cars And technology And then make Them sit in the Fucking class And listen to Stupid shit All day It's amazing You know What they need To do They totally Need to do This Electronic arts And THQ And all these Big video game Companies need To start Selling video Games That have To do With shit They want To teach

75:22The people If you ask Me any question On Fallout 3 Or whatever Like about Bottle caps Or whatever I know exactly What you're Talking about I have this Thing memorized In my head I will never Forget it I know Imagine If you could Teach kids Through a video Game That would Actually let Them Go back On an adventure Through time And learn about History And be a part Of it Yeah You're George Washington You'll know Everything about George Washington By the end Of that video Game And the kids Will remember That every single Kid likes to play Video games Yeah but you'd Go back there And just start Punking people And go Grand Theft Auto style And start fucking Shooting people Off their horses Yeah but if you Make it so if you Do any of that Stuff you Get taken away At recess Or you get Detentions if you Fucking shoot Somebody in the Kneecap You get detention You know I guess That could start At the beginning Of the end though I don't know It would be hard

76:11To make history Interesting You know you'd Have to have Some really Entertaining person Like who was Like a history Major or you know A history professor Or rather who's Just really good At figuring out The best way To construct The stories You know and Getting you Into it And then showing You cool shit Too that's another One like showing You documentaries And cool pictures And stuff like But you know When you get to Certain things Like mathematics And stuff like that How are you going To make a video Game where kids Learn math And then it's fun It's fun for Someone who wants To play like Fallout I'm sure they'll Do something like Call of Duty You know you want To play Call of Duty And they're like Let's play numbers Right You know I wonder I don't think You can teach that That way Unless it was Something like A Sim City Or some kind of Like you know You're married To the Octomom And it's like A math video game Thing I guess so Well some people

76:57Love math I'm just talking Shit Because some people Actually sit down And do mathematics For fun I hate math so much We had Tara Patrick In the studio The other day And her biggest turn on Is a guy that knows Math really well What a good kid You know why Because she wants him To know exactly How many dicks She sucks She wants him To really be able To wrap that Around his head She was just Not to be vague Oh honey I know you suck A couple of days Listen I'm tired of your bullshit Listen to me Do you know What a million is Can you wrap your head Around a million She was preggers man She's starting to look nice She's got that little You know pregger juice on her You like that Where she's got a little You know You like that She's got a little chunk to her Do you beat off the pregnant chicks You sick fuck I do because it's different You know I don't look for it But I'll be like That girl's pregnant and hot Double bonus Wow really That's amazing

77:43So when you were around her And she was hot It was like exciting She just She you know There's a few girls Like she's She's just hot to be around You know There's a few girls That you know Smell like skull And you're like Skull You know But no She's gorgeous And she just You know She retired So she hasn't shot In like four or five years Or something like that So she's a born again virgin Basically But she just released A new photo shoot On some foreign magazine And she brought it And it was nice She has a nice body She's pretty hot And a nice husband Or boyfriend Or father of the baby That's coming What's he do? He's a makeup artist Oh But he just did like The new Superman movie And stuff like that So like he's a legit Like he was really cool He's a really nice guy It's just a funny thing Where some dudes Just can't accept that You know Some dudes are never Going to be able to Accept the fact Their chick was a porn star Yeah You know

78:29And some guys Are just like Yeah whatever Whatever I'm getting mine Yeah I don't know It's interesting How weird we are with sex It's a strange culture Where everything is sold With sex But yet if you You know If you really get down To the nitty gritty We're really fucking Weird about it We're really insecure about it And insincere about it It's strange right? Mmhmm We have a fucked up culture man It is a weird culture You actually try to suppress nature It's a strange Strange fucking way we live man But selling things with pussy You know when that makes sense? When you get married When you get married It makes sense Because when you're single And you could You know You know Well this relationship Doesn't work And we break up I'll find someone else And that'll be interesting Because it'll be a new person But when you're married And you commit to this idea That you're just gonna be With this person For the rest of your life

79:22Then you start like Seeing some chick Selling watches And you go Look at that dirty bitch That dirty bitch With her fucking long legs Like it really like Attracts you Like maybe this Omega watch Is gonna get me some of that Right You know It really does work You know It's funny It's like I guarantee you If you had commercials For like a cell phone service In Ethiopia And you showed like Delicious food In the background You know Like here's a cell phone And it's fucking roast beef there Mashed potatoes And giant pitchers of orange juice And all this yummy food And these poor fucks Would probably look at that And like oh And they would want to buy that cell phone Hmm Doesn't that make sense? Yeah This podcast is over isn't it? Hmm Pretty much Yeah sure I mean we've done like We've done I think over three hours Yeah well We had to come back Because I had to give my Apology to Todd Bridges I really do feel I felt stupid about that And uh

80:16We really wanted to talk about Fear Factor Because it was pretty fucking crazy It was awesome I can't wait for this It was very weird Every Monday right? Yeah every Monday for a while We only did eight of them So it'll air quick But the ratings were giant They were monster Everybody's super super happy Dude you're gonna Next thing you know You're gonna be picked up In no Like for another season And you're gonna be like Oh dude we start filming again In two weeks It could be And it's gonna save you From the Japanese radiation I'm gonna have to shave my head I can't keep looking At my balding head on TV It's just too sad I'm gonna have to do Something about this Well Wear wigs That'd be funny You wear a different wig Every week Maybe a red wig A red wig A red wig like Bozo the clown That's what I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a red wig But only on the sides Only like around the ears Like earmuffs This weekend We have Oh if you wanna come

81:03To that Chicago show It's almost sold out folks Chicago January 27th 2012 Joe Diaz And Duncan Trussell At the Chicago Theater It's gonna be Off the fucking chain And that is the same weekend That Fox 2 is scheduled So that card Is a great card There's Rashad Evans Versus Phil Davis There's a bunch of great fights On the undercard Of that as well Michael Bisping Versus Damian Maia That's a great fucking fight So it should be sick It's a great card For Chicago And it's gonna be awesome To be on Fox again And then The night before that We have a show At the Chicago Theater And it's the same place Where the weigh-ins are Which is pretty badass That's cool Yeah so we're gonna Basically do the weigh-ins Get something to eat And then rock the house But Duncan and Joey together This is a rare one This is gonna be fucking fun Thank you to The Fleshlight And please go to JoeRogan.net Click on the link For The Fleshlight

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84:28Because you know It might not be as structured As today's was Which is today's You know this is a different Kind of podcast Today's with Bruce Lipton Was brilliant It was amazing It was eye opening It was like really Really made you think about things And I really enjoyed it But with the The Ice House Chronicles It's really a hang It's all of us All of us comics Green room It's a green room It's the real green room For real Legit It's uncensored It's everybody sitting around And sometimes it needs to be censored I heard about some Frederick Walsh Fiasco Oh yeah I need to know what I need to do About that You need to delete that And get that offline But it's It's a really fun podcast And the only way to get it Is if you go to iTunes And subscribe to The Death Squad Death Squad Is the podcast network That Brian produces And it contains Not just The Ice House Chronicles But Sam Tripoli's Naughty Show Tom and Segura And Christina Segura

85:21Even though she uses Some other fucking name That's called Your Mom's House And they have a great John Heffron We just had Lip Nicky The guy from What's that movie Show Me the Money Jerry McGuire Jerry McGuire And he's been training Jiu Jitsu And martial arts Since he was six years old Yeah apparently Choked the fuck out Of John Heffron Yeah We had him on the show He was so awesome Very interesting guy That's great man That's great It's good to hear He's a child star That actually survived Yeah good parenting That's why Is that what it is Yeah Or also he stopped Being famous for a while And kind of like Leveled out He's normal now Good for him Thank you to everybody For tuning in Thank you to everybody Who watched Fear Factor I'm glad you enjoyed it And thank you If you don't I don't give a fuck folks We're just here To have a good time Just enjoy yourself And please If you get a chance If you're only listening To this podcast

86:06Listen to the David Lipton one That we just did Because it's really A fucking interesting take On how your thoughts Control your reality Alright bitches We love you We'll see you If you're a Hollywood person New Year's Melrose Improv Brian Reichel's gonna be there too Brian you need to create Some kind of a video For this shit Yes Show at Hollywood Improv New Year's I think it's Joe Diaz Me and I don't know Who the fuck else But it'll be crazy Whoever it is It's gonna be good So we'll see you freaks Soon Later Sometime this week Who am I doing this week I got someone Oh Duncan Is Duncan doing it Yeah Duncan's doing it Cool Duncan tomorrow Holla at your boy