Tony Hinchcliffe

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03:40confidence you're not trying to be wacky you're just dangerous I love it you're radical what is your shirt what are you selling it's a new uh equation t-shirt it's my first t-shirt and I got together with a designer and gave him some wild notes about different things about me and he had this idea to make it look like a chalkboard and it's really cool and uh they're selling and it's exciting it's oh that's cool dude get me one of those definitely we'll do what size XL you got it or large if you think I'm sexy if you wanted to be tight you know what I'm saying probably be a good one to go tight with girls would be like is that the hch cliff equation yeah oh my God the way he stares down the camera in his website he just gets me so wet he's so gangster look at how he looks at you he gives zero look at him he's just so confident and that's on the back between

04:29the the shoulder so anybody that's behind you sees me looking right at him so that's uh for those paying attention Des squad. TV higher prime8.com Tony hinch cliff.com boom shellock loock boom all right Brian cue the music let's get this party rolling check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day sweet baby Jesus Tony henchcliffe is in the house today oh oh yeah Tony hinchcliff how's your life great man having fun and kicking butt kicking butt I don't I hardly believe people when they say kicking butt you say I'm kicking ass I'll take you seriously you say kicking butt I'm like who you what are you doing you're partying with old ladies and beating them at things yeah how you kicking butt just having a just staying busy kicking some butt it's my favorite thing to do is to stay busy what about kicking butt uh well you know what I I I I'm

05:29going to rephrase I've been kicking ass there you go thank you very much thank you very much I appreciate that uh appreci appreciate uh also all the people that uh have uh sent comments Pro and negative about uh the new Sci-Fi TV show appreciate all your input I think this is a rare time where uh people get to uh give input about things they see online whether it's a standup comedy show or a um a TV show like this show or anything it's important that people get to talk about stuff and tell me tell me what sucks I want to know you know and it's it's not perfect there's nothing no none no shows are perfect man it's hard it's hard to do a television show that's perfect it's also hard to do a t television show like this where you're squeezing hours of information and hours of conversations into like 40 plus minutes but one of the things that I found is that people are so

06:18attached to the they believe they're so attached and what the big one the people are mad at me now is Chemtrails because uh we had an episode that kind of debunked chemtrails and it didn't debunk all Chemtrails this is what people need to understand it and this is really important first of all I don't work for the government but if I did work for the government I probably wouldn't tell you but I don't I don't I'm a I have a come on pot smoking cage fighting commentator I'm not working for the government all right stop it don't be silly but you would be the perfect person for perfect Shield the perfect Shield what what people are seeing for the most part when you see these contrails these Trails behind jets that become artificial clouds the way it's been explained to me by not just one but numerous scientists is that when jet engines pass through various levels of

07:10condensation it creates different effects and if a jet engine passes through sky that has enough condensation it will literally change the temperature of the sky Stir It Up and create a cloud and it's a lingering Cloud behind the Jet and if you're looking at it it looks like someone's spraying artificial clouds and you get this feeling like oh my God they're spraying cloud like I when I I saw them and I saw some of the documentaries on and there was a quite a bit of time before I was I was looking at I was I was like that doesn't make sense but is it possible that they're really spraying artificial clouds out of all these CH planes and then you talk to people that tell you that these are military planes and this is a constant geothermal engineering exercise but then when you find out that it is possible to put a jet engine through various levels of condensation and create these clouds

08:02like scientifically proven 100% you got to go okay well that's 100% if that's 100% is there a way to tell when they're going to leave contrails and when they're not turns out there is there's a NASA website you go to the NASA website it shows you where there's condensation where there will be contrails and it's for Pilots so they could see better it's for people that are like trying to observe the sky there's like a bunch of reasons why they monitor this they know when contrails are going to exist and when they're not in fact in 1942 the government was trying to figure out what the was going on cuz they just is when they first started having planes involved in World War II and they were um they put out a a paper on what they called persistent condensation trails and that is these lines that were behind these these planes and their conclusion was that it's a natural part of what

08:45happens to the atmosphere when a plane flies by and that sometimes they last and sometimes they don't based on how much moisture is in the atmosphere 19 42 they did this so this is something that has been scientifically able to be explained for a long time that's said now this is where everybody gets crazy the I'm sure the government or let's just say people that are evil let's not just say the government because it's probably not even the government now it's probably the government of the past which you can't blame the people now you can blame them on a lot of but you can't blame them for that happened in the 50s for sure people have sprayed things out of plans 100% yeah it's definitely happened for sure you're dealing with a a power structure that values money over uh certain aspects of humanity for sure 100% we got to be honest about what's happening and what's not happening

09:32Southwest is not spraying artificial clouds they're accidentally making them in a natural byproduct of a jet engine passing through condensation but it doesn't mean that people haven't done evil in the past it just means that's what that is and people are getting so mad at me on Twitter and calling me a shill in a government agent and thinking that somehow or another I'm I'm I'm changing the truth because I want to protect for something it's just I think people are looking for like a reason something to blame you know the lack of health and feeling good and you know on and I think that they they do that and then they roll it they blame it on the Chemtrails and they roll into McDonald's and eat five Big Macs I wonder why they're feeling shitty they think they're spraying stuff down on them have you ever seen the one the video with Prince on the uh Prince

10:22sitting with Dick Gregory pull it up Prince talks about Chemtrails Prince is talking about Chemtrails in the hood prince prince one of the baddest rock and rollers of all time and he's talking about Chemtrails um in the hood when he was growing up and it's it sounds like he's singing a song like it's like almost lyrical like the way he looks at it's like sometimes it snows in April I thought it was purple rain yeah the the video is the video is really quite fascinating it's did you find it yeah okay play this like jazz like Jack yeah oh it's not di I'm sorry well because I knew I was right you know we talked about this in our very first interview and conversation together um it's obvious now that artists are supposed to own their Master recordings this is part there's a part where he talks about chem somebody oh it says Prince dick Gregor you started to see a

11:22whole bunch ofuh here we go phenomena of chemtrails okay and you know when I was a kid I used to see these trails in the sky all the time and so oh that's cool a jet just went over and then you started to see a whole bunch of them and the next thing you know everybody in your neighborhood was fighting and arguing and you didn't know why okay and and you really didn't know why I mean everybody was fighting so he he started riffing about the chemtrails and he started to say things that uh hit home so hard and I would recommend that everybody try to get what he said online or wherever and try to get a copy of it and just listen to it because the I'm so moved that I had to write the song he wrote a song about Chemtrails really when you leave with all the hassle what is this this that's just a different video that's actually Dick Gregory that's the guy who

12:33brought the zuder film to the Heraldo Rivera show Dick Gregory the older guy he uh was a stand-up comedian like an activist and he he brought the zuder film to a haraldo Rivera show and showed it on television President K and getting shot for the first time it's actually in the 1970s long after his death he died in ' 63 they they showed it on TV I think in like 72 or something like that 72 73 might have been even later than that yeah they showed the actual it might have been 75 the uh um yeah they showed the actual gunshot to the head on National Television they even showed a closeup on it and haraldo Rivera was the conspiracy theorist back then haraldo Rivera who now works for Fox News back then he was saying the CL shot clearly comes from the front as you see his head snap back into the left like wow it's interesting it really does it is tough to argue that I mean I'd

13:23love to I'd love to see that broken down like how do you explain his head going from front to back but how crazy is Prince on chemtrails oh my goodness like you listen to that and you're like wow and all of a sudden everyone's fighting and I couldn't figure out why right when I was a kid there was only a few airplanes and then as the airplane business got bigger there was more airplanes in well what he's saying actually kind of flies in the face of the traditional chemtrail theorist they believe that these these long lines in the sky didn't exist in the past and that they're fairly recent but there's like photos from like the ' 80s and people took where there's these lines in the sky that look like artificial clouds and it's just it's just part of the process of flying a jet I mean it's it does create a cloud though and people are like these clouds are blanking up the

14:12sky was it was really clear until they flew by that is true it does happen that is real yeah and it goes along with what you're saying about it the planes making it because uh planes have gotten bigger and bigger as the years have gone on they didn't always have a 747 or 757 you know so as these are getting bigger of course the uh the Chemtrails will be too it seems at least well there's you know the other thing that's real is that it changes the temperature of the earth that is a fact in fact the the temperature changed quite a bit after 911 do you remember what it was like when 911 happened and then all a sudden no was flying for like two weeks yeah well it changed the temperature of the earth forget if it heated it up or cooled it down let's see look uh temperature changed 911 let's see I would say cool down what would you say yeah I would say that yeah I think so

14:57too opposite reaction right right okay let's see temperature changed after 911 air traffic affects the climate yeah yeah let's see this oh yeah and and that seems like the I know the purity of the air definitely changes temperatures during and then everybody's tears it even says it in here listen to this during the three-day commercial flight Hiatus when artificial clouds known as contrails all but disappeared so they're like admitting on CNN that these planes create artificial clouds like no one's tried to hide this isn't like some crazy conspiracy that people were wondering about but artificial clouds known as contrails all but disappeared the variations in high and low temperatures increased by 1.1 de interesting each day said meteor meteorological researchers that's interesting I don't know if that's I don't know if that means anything though it's so hard to tell cuz like the

15:56temperature fluctuates by more than a degree every day anyway yeah and if it goes up I me could be I mean I'm an idiot but I'm reading this and I'm going are you sure anyway the point is in this even in this you know CNN paper from 2002 it says artificial clouds known as contrails I think but people are looking at them they think it's something they that didn't happen before they're like they oh I didn't these weren't there before it doesn't mean that people haven't sprayed out of planes but what it does mean is that what you're seeing is not what you think is happening most of the time when you see this spray what you're seeing is a Cloud that's what happens when it goes through the jet but if it was a spray it wouldn't look like that if it was aluminum and barium which is like what they're claiming the government for some reason is spraying in the sky it

16:46would be more like smoke signals or like a u those things behind a plane a smoke Rider it would linger in the sky but those are those are heavy metals those are particles even if they're Nano particles they they're going to fall they weigh something it's not going to be like moisture in the air which just lingers like a cloud we know about clouds we don't know about that like sits up in the clouds but it's actually aluminum and just floats up there that's not even that's not even possible it would fall it would fall out of the sky it's not the same thing so I understand people's mistrust of the government I understand that people are but you can't when when something's explainable you got to explain it you know and it doesn't doesn't remove all the other possibilities of Nefarious doings but it does explain one thing that people are trying to point in the

17:33wrong direction and the problem is if you if you're poin in that direction and then people can prove that that's not what's going on but you won't let it go then they're not going to listen to you when it comes to other either you know they're going to they're going to think oh you're that guy that believes that's kind of wacky right and this is one of those things it's a tricky one man it's really tricky yeah CU it looks like they're spraying artificial clouds right and in in effect they are making artificial clouds they that is a fact the guy in the show that one of the craziest moments was that he um had this uh test that he did this water test and he showed that there's aluminum in the water but you look at the test results the like the from the lab and it says sludge so like and I go well you so so it's got dirt in it no no it's just water but it says sludge like the test

18:19results say sludge and all sludge has aluminum in it because all dirt has aluminum in it so it's not testing water from aluminum that fell from the sky you're testing water for having dirt in it which ALS always has aluminum in it yeah that was a good owning by the way I didn't want to own them I look you know I just I I I wish these guys had approached some of these things with a little bit more of an open mind and you know and not just go one way or the other right that's but that's one one of the things we're seeing over and over again on this show that people just they get an ID in their head and they just run with it right I thought that that little uh town or whatever City that that the sound was coming from I thought that was one of the most interesting things uh about the episode from yesterday yeah but but did they even did you even figure out if it was

19:06coming from that Island no one can tell no one can tell did you hear it no I didn't hear it the the people that experienced it they said it was really bad a couple of years ago it got better but occasionally it still happens it's like this weird hum that's in this town and they no one knows what the hell's causing it whoa yeah it's like it's like like lost like it rattles your windows and stuff and and it's in this area of Canada called Windsor Ontario it's like well documented there's there's terabytes of this hum online nobody can figure out what the hell it is and some people believe it's a there's a lot of like crazy conspiracies one of them being that it's a harp repeater station harp is this gigantic antenna array that's in Alaska they send radio signals up into the ionosphere but you know I who knows what the hell it is there's another thing to take into consideration

19:55that nobody was willing to consider but it is possible that they uh they dig under the ground around there for salt you know and they're uh they're salt Mining and they say it wasn't you know that wasn't happening while the sound was going on but you know I don't I don't know how the do you know it's it's a weird thing though there all these people experienc it it's not just like a couple of cuckoo heads see dragons there's like a lot of people and they record it you know wow yeah it's pretty freaky that one guy said he had seven terabytes so I wish you would have challenged him on that he a lot of audio he do oh he does he records that for like the entire night right you know he he like he'll set it up he has like a recorder and he'll like set an MP3 recorder up and tape through the night yeah I really believe him because he he has he he's been following this and

20:38being an activist on this for can you imagine if you live there man and all a sudden your windows are rattling in the middle of the night yeah I would move the out they don't have any money I would move too if you had some money but if you don't have any money man oh and you're stuck there and you can't go to sleep and then you have to get to go to work in the morning you're exhausted because your house has been humming Windsor's a pretty interesting Town cuz that's where everybody from Ohio and Michigan goes to get drunk when they're 18 because you can drink there before you're 21 stri clubs Jamie you been there y so it's like you go there and you fast forward three years of your life and you can do anything you want at 18 if you just go over a bridge yeah well Detroit is crazy man if you never been to Detroit before I recommend going just to see the $39 houses there's hous is for

21:28sale for $39 dude you could buy a house for $39 they told us we could buy a house for $500 and I thought they were crazy and then someone from the Rogen board found a house for $39 wow Jesus D they just went bankrupt the entire city went bankrupt it almost seems like it's almost like an Apple stock at the very beginning like we should buy all these $39 houses you know like like while they're this low you know what man it might not come back in your lifetime it might be what we're seeing might be when people find the ruin of ancient cities in the past sometimes cities just go so far down they never come back sometimes cities stick around forever like Rome you could drive by the Coliseum today somehow or another they managed to keep some form of a society around in that area for all these years it changed it it morphed but there's still people there there still a society but

22:20Detroit is close it's close man this 47% of literacy rate 47% 47% of literacy rate yeah it's crazy I mean it is it is one of the craziest places in the world and it's in America it's a place that used to thrive think about like the 50s and the 60s like the The Roaring times for the Auto industry they're making 69 Chevys and everybody's making money and there's union workers and everyone's getting paid well and then all of a sudden somewhere along the line GM's like we're out of here dog we're going to take our to Mexico we're going to make cars in China we're going to you guys cost too much money we're tired of this and they pull out and it's catastrophic oh yeah I mean you seen Roger and me uh the Michael Moore yeah yeah I think so yeah it's all about that it's all about Flint Michigan it's all about the watching these towns implode when the jobs aren't there

23:13anymore the the jobs literally pull out of the community and poof that's it they're gone and then everybody's like oh my God how do I eat and then it's crazy that's going on right now the city where I'm from uh just got ranked I there was an article I tweeted it's the number one most dilapidated City or something like that and it used to be the number one steel producing City for the entire world and they built it there because it was so cloudy that back in the day satellites couldn't see through clouds oh my God so they built it all in Youngstown Ohio which has the weird lake effect so there's always clouds over where I'm from pretty much and uh and um so the whole steel industry was there and then it uh it's nothing I mean it is there is nothing there now that's incredible it's really wild it was a big big big steel producing City and uh and Mafia town and

24:05they got rid of the mafia in the 90s and steel the 70s super Mafia Town that's actually uh what my parents uh my parents were in that business before what business were they in um they did some shady stuff they did some family things yeah they were they were almost everybody that my parents knew as well they knew them from being you know in some kind of business like my mom for example ran numbers you know number running it's like a form of racketeering and illegal lottery so she would be the the center person of this entire thing all the people that would call in their numbers would call her and uh and that's what just what she did wow that's incredible my uh grandmother went to jail for numbers running really yeah she apparently got caught you know what she would do was she would be like go between or something she would like move things for you know it was like a job I

25:02guess and they arrested her and she didn't want to rat anybody out so she spent like six months in jail wow yeah I didn't even know about it until I was like in my 20s you know my mom never told us about it yeah it's interesting she had no choice but to tell me because when I was a kid you know how when you're a kid and the phone rings you try to pick up hello well people would ask for uh for Gina and my mom's name's Joy so when they're like hello is G is Gina is Gina available no Gina lives here so sorry and I remember one day I told my mom I go mom people keep calling asking for Gina she goes what are you doing with these phone calls what do you mean like you know cuz she obviously she was missing business I was just being a little kid being helpful no Gina here sorry oh wow but uh and so very young I had to realize what she was doing because also she was on the phone a lot

25:47and she would be repeating back these numbers to people and there's like all this terminology and stuff like Po and box and all these different things like you want that straight or boxed which means like straight means you're picking three numbers in a row like 467 and Box means you could have 467 but if it comes out 746 or 647 or whatever you in either way so there's all this terminology so you'd hear on the phone 334 for because she would repeat back the numbers that they just gave her right to confirm so it's like unbelievable wow so that's so you grew up in that environment did you did you ever see anything like dangerous or was it just like gambling type stuff nothing dangerous ever the closest thing that uh the closest thing that I had a weird feeling about when I was a kid was one time my dad came to visit cuz I lived with my mom so my dad would just

26:34come in and visit sometimes and the weirdest thing was he came in came over one day with a with a cast on with a cast on his hand and I'm like how'd you break your hand and I remember my mom looking at him weird and him looking at her I don't I still don't know exactly what happened with with the broken hand but I don't know it could have been like a punishment he could have beat somebody up he he was he he owned a restaurant uh at the time so it's not like he he didn't do he didn't and he wasn't the Hands-On guy at the restaurant huh I don't know what how he broke his hand yeah we're going to have to leave that one to yeah yeah suspicions yeah it' be nice to at least he didn't like make something up like to fill in the blank to make the story better right no exactly now I keep it real yeah isn't it weird when you really stop and think about how little our parents knew about

27:24the world like now that we live in this really strange place where we're finding out like pretty you mean you just ask your phone it'll answer you almost any question you can come up with and you just think about growing up and having kids and living your whole life without that and you're like my God like is that even Society was that even civilization wow our poor parents it's unbelievable they were lucky they had phones oh yeah they really were there's Apes I know the evolution of everything's crazy I just found out there's a a high school district in LA in which all the kids are getting iPads now so they upload all their information on the iPad and that's their only book so now they're done with books and think about how how many tons of pounds of books we carried on our shoulders as kids for no reason there there's a gen there's generations to come that will

28:16never know that feeling they're going to look at us like what do you mean you were carrying books around it doesn't make any PE tons of paper stacked on top what is why would you do that I don't get it as they scan through nothingness you know what I mean I was thinking about that the other day about how paper and books is just going to be this antique well are you starting to see like some of these different phones that are coming out that allow you to answer and scroll and do things without actually touching the phone and that when you look away from the phone like it it it changes the way the phone behaves you look at it Galaxy S4 does that I think three also where you can just wave your hand over to like answer a phone Calles three as well I don't know four does though there's a lot of like weird shits happening with like the ability to like just conjure things up

29:03out of the air with your hands and your your your looks it just doesn't seem like a good idea because like you'll be like laying in bed and like phone ringing and you like wave over it now you just have a video call and your dicks just like in the you know like that sounds like a problem for Brian red exactly if you sleep with your dick next to your phone and you have that pull your dick out every time the phone rings just un Instinct oh we doing this oh okay we doing this oh you want to do this yeah no I I I think that what I was getting at is that it's it's it's going to get weirder and weirder like the human computer human information interface is going to get weirder and weirder it's the who knows what the limit is the way the be like some implant or something oh yeah totally something they'll see you scrolling through things because there's going to

29:49be a point even where wearing a lens or something is going to be like oh look at that's that person's still wearing the lens well you a no balls to get a operation buddy right afraid of a neural impact first they'll do something to your eye and then they realize no you really got to get to the cerebral cortex itself right so it'll be like you'll be looking at people like they pierce their ears did did you get your brain pierced yeah just goinging right down the factory line at a baby Ward whatever those are called yeah Duncan and I were talking about this and we both agree that there's going to come a time where you're probably not going to use your regular memory anymore that your regular memory will be replaced by some sort of internal digital storage which can record everything you see in total real time HD right I mean that's pretty pretty likely to be what we're

30:33dealing with in the future and then we're going to swap hard drives and and I'm going to be able to watch Tony inch Clint it really is it's going to be like it's going to be like the Matrix how they just like upload information yeah it seems like it's inevitable they've already figured out a way to um uh put artificial memories in a mouse have you heard of that yeah yeah they figured out a way to do that to mice they figured out a way to somehow or another install artificial memory in a mouse and they also figured out how to make a cat's tail move without uh actually like you a man with a brain thing on can make a cat's tail move wirelessly somehow or another I need to do that man that sounds awesome it's nuts I I I put it up on Twitter if you could find it it was within the last day or two maybe Jamie can help you the uh the story is uh it's pretty freaky the ability to control

31:23another thing I mean even it's just a cat with your brain what the is going to happen in the future people are going to force people to walk into their houses and blow them and having your pet would be a totally different experience like that would be like your Warrior like all right cat go in the kitchen and see if there's anybody there like you're because if you can make the cat tail move totally like in 20 years you'll be able to control your cat so you're animal your dog your pitbull or whatever will now be like your weapon or like your Hawk as in the old days where you had like like a pirate especially well you could kind of do that now if you train your dog really well but you you might be able to control it with your mind and see through its eyes through it eyes and feel its poop that's some Game of Thrones yeah that would be crazy and then you imagine if you killed somebody

32:04with your dog and then there would be like some crazy legal thing like it wasn't my idea the dog went crazy okay I'm trying to control the dog with the brain I'm just not that good at it yet the dog went crazy and killed the burglar okay I'm not a murderer or or having a like an eagle or having some kind of huge bird or a gorilla like you can control animals that will be yeah well they you can control a few animals to do a few things you know like they have you ever seen those uh videos of Mongols this is the uh the brain Harvard creates brain-to-brain interface allowing humans to control other animals with thoughts alone wow see the tail you see the tail the Tail's hooked up to this thing and you figured out a way to make the tail move so we can already have a cat's tail answer a Galaxy 3 phone so it's it seems like it's just a matter of time before you're able to control everything

32:57everything the cat does and then that'll be like version one and then eventually version two will be you'll be able to see what the cat sees W it's crazy that is up wild that's what it's turning into human beings uh just wanting to be cats and stuff just because they C like the cats like Hey where's this can I be a human it's so crazy it's so crazy it's all so crazy it's weird it's so crazy it's weird because you wonder like where is this going and there's no way to know or else we would well it seems like it is not going to stop it's just going to get more and more invasive more and more you're you're going to be able to do all kinds of really strange things within the next few years or they're going to someone Whoever has that kind of Technology a cat's tail Jesus this is awesome have you ever seen those videos of the uh Mongols that hunt wolves with eagles uhuh holy dude

33:55golden wool golden eagles my be the most gangster animal on the planet cuz they do not give two about a wolf and they swoop down and kill a wolf with their their talents I showed up to Steve renella he's a hunter he's got that show of meat eater he was unimpressed he said they were more kot looking wolves they weren't the biggest wolves in the world right which I'll give you that they're still wolves right you know a bird think about that you weigh about 140 lbs Tony Hench Cliff could you imagine if you had to kill a 60 lb wolf with your tee teeth no you have to tackle a wolf and then kill it with your face you know how the you know an eagle weighs 25 lbs and it does that swoops in and Jacks a wolf with its face clings onto the back of this thing attacks it and and takes it out quick watch this watch this you got it no I know pull it up Mongols hunt with eagles it's going to trip you

34:52out man I watch this once a mon and then what the eagle comes back to the Mongol yep kills the kills the WF and then they use the wolf fur they they buy their they take their Furs wow they make like hats out of them and I don't understand why the eagle does that cuz they're gangster they don't give a watch this this is really trippy man look at this bird this this agent of death soaring dinosaur of death watch this BAM just that wolf knows it's coming too and it him up so quick it just gets those claws around its neck and it's a wrap within seconds look at that heartless watch this the wolves running this poor wolf was like oh you got to be kidding me this guy just lets this monster loose off of his arm and it knows exactly what to do the wolf is running and that eagle just come the wolf is like oh my life my life look at that thing man the eagle sung the song I wish the eagle sung the

36:05song I love the Eagles welcome to the hotel Califoria watch this BAM get out of the way it just takes him out within seconds it's incredible how lethal these things are that's wild look at those dudes what a dumb way to dress silly hat they can train an eagle to kill a wolf but they're still wearing uh toilet paper rolls on their heads that's straight I guess it's cold as there though you know they probably need all that stupid on just to stay alive yeah just think of how much time it must take to train a Eagle to kill a wolf like how many Eagles did you let go and they never came back right how many how many Eagles did you let go like I'm not killing that wolf I don't even know that wolf you man right we flying south it's cold up here I wonder if Eagles just can't help themselves and when something is running they just go get it you know I wonder if it's that they're

37:04such terrifying animals I saw one the other day in Seattle saw a Eagle they have Eagles up there and it had something in its hands it won got something some sort of fish or something I've been noticing a lot of parrots lately in Burbank just like mobs of parrots like flying over my like like 20 the other day and they're all green with like the red it's like how Florida has pythons loose cuz people let them go bbang it's parrots hate my bird just open the window get out right there was a my friend lives up here in Calabasas and he he has he lives on like the place where they film True Blood like it's this hu huge mansion type thing but he was talking about the other day how a tarantula somehow got was in this like he has the crazy he lives on this crazy like humongous thing in the mountain so you know the Cal or Santa Monica Mountains and there's all these

37:54weird things like like like lizards and snakes but but had a tarantula in his in his bedroom the other day and he's like I don't know how the it got there yeah there's tarantulas in California you can get them anywhere in the LA area like people that live in the Hollywood Hills you know when they have a problem in the Hollywood Hills rats yeah I see I see tons in bbang I know a story I don't know if it's true but I'll tell it anyway about uh Sylvester Stallone apparently that someone went to Sylvester Stallone's house he had a house in Hollywood Hills and when they were he had a movie theater and he told them he goes uh put your feet up when you're watching the movie cuz we have rats like what what like they couldn't get rid of the rats like the rats were like so infested in the Hills up there that you would have them like running through your house sometimes they they

38:37they run on the power lines outside my like I'll sit out back and just see rats running on the and then one time a rat came up and stepped on my foot or something like that and I were you barefoot yeah my God I I uh threw my laptop it was like the first time I had I bought a new Macbook and I opened it up for the first time and I'm looking at like oh look how nice and sexy this is R right on foot throws laptop up in the air falls down no it fell down did it break no it luckily just landed fine but awful build quality yeah powerful i iPhone Apple product pitch yeah um rats are gross they carry disgusting diseases too those oh they the black plague came from uh rats carrying a tick I think I think or or a flea or something like that I think that's what it was right something like that I think it was some sort of a parasitic thing that rats were carrying

39:26that bugs gave them so gross I'm one of those people where like if I if I were to see a rat or a cockroach where I live I would just move well that's one of the realities of living in New York City you know if you want to live in New York City you're going to see roaches and you're going to see rats if you're paying attention when I lived in New York there was one time I never lived in the city I lived in New relle which is like just outside the city like outside of the Bronx little suburb Westchester um I parked my car at this gas station and it was back when there was pay phones I didn't have a car phone I had to make a call I had to like get out of the car so I'm making a call on this pay phone as my car is parked I'm watching rats jump on top of the tires and climb up into the car I'm watching them and I'm like what the I mean not one like three four five they just kept

40:14doing it looking for food like the car parked so they jumped on the back tire they run over the top of the tire they run under the car they ran up into the engine compartment and sometimes they just stay in the engine compartment your fan tears them apart cuz they're stupid heads in there you start the car up and and you open up the hood and there just splatter everywhere because some stupid rat got inside of your fan Yeah man they look for food everywhere they'll burrow themselves into little tiny holes to try to search for something that might be food that's Yonkers yeah well it was actual that was in Manhattan it was in New York City uh I'll never forget it I was just like what what the and then when you find out that there's as many rats in New York City as there are people there's there's 7 million people in New York city so there's 7 million rats in

41:03New York City imagine controlling those rats they really they have a hard time I think a lot of them drowned um in Sandy I think a lot of uh those underground layers and drowned because uh Shane Smith did a video Once right a after Sandy a video about the possibility Super Storms increasing and like a river of dead rats like flowed by him as he was uh as you standing there talking it's like holy e the thing that scared me when I moved here was uh I lived in Burbank when I first got here and the black widows oh yeah like first it's like almost a normal spider until you really look at that belly and you see that red diamond thing oh yeah that's the part where you're just like this thing and it's it's interesting how nature sort of uh warns you about like I like I've read things about how snakes if you see like red yellow black and that spider that red diamond I mean if you look at it it

42:02really it's like a warning sign right yeah you're totally right it's incredible how nature uh does that stuff you know what else I saw recently is a thing about how butterflies if you look at uh if you look at butterflies that are around area where snakes are when their wings are up and they're just chilling most of them look like snakes like if you look up a butterfly snake uh it I mean they it it's unbelievable wow that makes sense so then any Intruder that comes by is like oh a snake instead of ah look at this butterfly I'm about to eat you know that's interesting it's really incredible yeah it's it's weird when you see animals that to figure out how to mimic their environment you know like have you ever seen octopus or octopi that change their shape and their look to look exactly like their environment W look at these crazy looking butterflies that totally looks like a snake right

42:54that's incredible oh my God and that's what they do that's amazing yep wow folks if you if you're not obviously you're not watch most people are listening there's a what is the the Google that you Google butterfly snake butterfly snake there's one that looks like these two serp actually several that look like it but they look like these two serpent heads right next to each other I mean exactly the under the underside it's all looks that corner one oh my God that's amazing look at that that's inred and now that you've seen this by the way you'll notice that in actually a lot of butterflies it's it's not necessarily a rare thing at all I'm pretty sure if they ever see a snake they're pretty much like well that's what I want to be that's amazing that is really amazing mhm it looks just like it now look up um octopus camouflage octopus camouflage is really weird man

43:49because they also think that they don't just look at that looks like the butter we're looking at the tip of the butterfly's wings that looks like a snake I mean it has an eyeball and it even has a nose y it's like Steve it has a mouth I mean it it's a beautiful tattoo of a snake yeah and it's the softest most precious easy to kill animal in the world probably a butterfly of all the things yeah they're like they're like man of mush I mean they're softer than a fly they're a butter fly it's like they're like a tissue fly they like right octopus um or octopi can blend in with their surroundings and they also think that they use their ability to change uh shape on the outside the camoflage look they think they use that also to communicate that it's not just umazing it's incredible it's incredible we're looking at this octopus that's completely Blended in with this white

44:50floor and there's also been ones that have eaten sharks they had a problem at this aquarium where their shark started missing and they would find like shark carcasses so they're like what the is going on what's eating the shark and so they watch this video they set up a camera see there's a video of it Brian see if you can watch it if you could find it but it's they do it on a regular basis like apparently octopus are smart as or octopi and they set up this camera and um they watch this octopus just sit there completely cage and as his shark flies by but when the keepers here decided to move one into a larger tank with sharks and other big fish they assumed that the octopus's strength and camouflage would keep it safe as it turned out they were tragically mistaken watch this shark's got a gun it's shark NATO so you see this thing swimming watch this like the shark has no idea the

46:14octopus is there that is an evil looking M white eyes white eyes completely camouflaged with this environment waiting for that to get close watch this it's like I got you oh my God so and you know they have like teeth like little beaks on the end of their of their suction cups yeah it's like sharp like little cats on they found giant ones in a fossil and that they believe it it could possibly be evidence for a kraken the idea of a kraken is like an ancient myth ology idea of a giant octopus that would take out ships and kill people they always thought it was just mythology and horeshit and so they recently found these giant suction cups and fossils and then they realized oh yeah if if octopus die they don't live behind anything it's not like they're not like a person leaves behind a skull octopus they're mollusks they're this just movable you know sort of weird

47:25flexible material and all they have is like a beak and that gets eaten by things like really quickly so if if they die like you don't find but somehow or another some one died and the imprint of its suction cups left a mark on the floor and they're enormous and so in looking at these they were like oh my God like this was a massive octopus like something that was just impossibly large oh wow look at this the octopus got this cat's face the cat got gangster and the octop octus locked on its face and it's this cat up look at this oh my God it's like alien like an alien face hugger it's octopus is that a um a Vine is that what that is it's a gif a gif a gaff that's hilarious yeah cat cat you think you're clever octopuses are so smart they've they've had videos that they've taken of them on security cameras where they climb out of a fish tank and go across the floor and climb

48:22into another fish tank and then eat the fish and then climb back like guy was missing like these expensive fish in his fish tank he's like what the is going on so he set up his camera to look at his fish tank and he watched his octopus climb out of his fish tank walk across the floor climb up the other fish stand the tank stand climb into the tank lift the lid off of it Jack a fish kill it walk across the street hop back into his tank and go to sleep I mean Jesus Christ what the are those things unbelievable what are those things have you seen this what is this a bear a bear uh getting into a dumpster behind a restaurant it's walking up to the the back of the restaurant and there's this big humongous green dumpster you know full of old meats and stuff like that probably smart ass bear goes around the side of it let me see if I can fast forward um where did this take place um

49:20I forget but he starts going through it and then he does something amazing coming up right here here he's taking the whole entire dumpster and walking with it get the out of here wow and uh if you keep on going he actually starts pulling it uh around the corner oh my God he just walking away dump that is incredible and that's like a humongous dumpster that's like a double wide dumpster bears are so smart and then he comes back for the other or so strong I should say what um then he comes back another one where does it say this is uh see it doesn't say it's just oh Denver Denver that totally makes sense you know what's interesting is that they have a real problem when bears find out they can do that they always come back like once a bear eats your garbage you got to call somebody you got a real problem they either have to shoot it or they have to figure out a way to put it in a

50:22zoo or do something because once it knows it can eat your garbage it just keeps eating your garbage so if you live in a community that has bears and you have that neighbor that leaves pizza boxes and his garbage is sitting out there and a bear finds out about it you're Ville I'm so glad I don't live near big animals when I was in Texas we they they introduced me to the goats and these things are crazy these little goats that I thought were all cute and just like adorable are headbutting each other at fool they're like con Tony get on in there go say out of these goats get on in there and I am just I'm just not not the guy to be in there with goats like oh look at the little La boy with the goats look how scared you guilty is charge these things are animals yeah absolutely who wants to have a fist fight with a kit with a house cat do you want to have a fist

51:12fight with a house cat no no I'm a lot bigger than a house cat but I wouldn't want to with one that cat was jumping off the furniture trying to CLW your eyes out gra yeah get scary yeah animals are just so different than people you don't want to a little goat I got home late the other night even little twixie scared me you know Brian's old dog little white perfect little baby but I but I I came home late it's all dark in uh my living room and I see something on the couch like looking at me I'm like what the is that because normally blocked him probably about a 9.9 and uh but uh but normally she's blocked off upstairs and stays up there throughout the night so this thing was on the couch and I could see it just standing out and I got really concerned I'm like what kind of animal I know that's an animal looking at me I flip on the light and it's the cutest

52:03dog in the world but I was really scared I'm like what kind of white is that like an all an albino raccoon that somehow climbed through a window I my brain just started flying well somebody left a their door open there was a photo that was taken um where was that was that you Jamie did you find that there's a photo taken of a coyote that was in someone's house no somebody showed it to me in an email a coyote uh snuck into someone 's house in in I think it was in Boulder and just was like in their house so they they open up the front door and they see a coyote sitting in their house and they're like oh Jesus Christ how do you get this thing out right did you see the mountain Li that was uh in the guy's garage no yeah look up mountain lion Garage in in Colorado these guys had like a confrontation with the mountain Line Mountain line like ran right past this guy and into a corner

52:49and the guy like goes into the corner try to chase a mountain line out and the mountain line runs past him again and you're watching this you're going what the all these things are happening in Colorado they they just legalize pot it sounds like the last thing you'd W after getting really stoned I'm going to go to the garage grab a soda I'm high as oh my God this is it yeah this is exactly it so these guys they saw the cat there it is look and they're yelling at it like oh Jesus got the goo they're going after it and then look he he steps in there it's hard to tell it's in the back yeah and it's going to run past it look at this whoa and he kicked it as it ran past him that is nuts man look at that thing go wa that's so crazy man they weren't scared of that at all yeah those are Hunters they were all wearing camo do you see that they're Hunters probably yeah but still

53:40you should be scared so that thing decides to jump you you got problems M totally you got problems I don't get that leverage you can't choke out a mountain line quite as easily as you can a human the thing about Mountain lines though is there's so much food in Colorado there's so many animals for them to eat so many rabbits and deer there so much for them to Jack They Don't Really Care you could just probably have a spray bottle with those guys just sit back and chill come on puppy come here puppy get out of here you little M come here sweet did you see the clip of Steve Harvey uh uh bringing up marijuana on uh Family Feud oh no well he it's pretty funny check this out uh all right guys here we go we got the top six answers on name something that gets past around God Chris a joint a joint look at Steve Harvey's impression pulls his arm off of them oh I am so wacky the man

54:40says I've seen this before have you yeah let's see what he says though I don't remember can I leave yeah yeah now Chris I don't know what 100 people you thought we were talking to at some nice little Mall AC Cross Good Old America but I'm pretty sure the people didn't tell the survey people hey an illegal drug let's turn around and see how many weed heads are out there with Chris a joint can't believe it he was talking against it that's hilarious but this is the best part the woman's reaction hey this is when you know we're going to hell why that's weird Okay Tracy only four answers topic so the collection played at church he clapped cuz he felt bad about saying a joint she's got the Halo and I got the horse check I like I like the way you tried to stop us from going to hell you mister you evil boy passing passing around the little thing with this funny smell looking for some saving here

56:04Church plate less than weed less than weed that's the greatest it's less than the joint this is not good I'm just going to do you just go over there they're going to play this yeah wow hilarious though right that is pretty funny I think my mom showed me that you know if you said a beer you know no one give a you know but you say a joint like oh my goodness it really is we're such children it's so bizarre such children and comparing it to hell even right well he's a real like hardcore Christian that guy his audience is very very Christian he does like uh these big Stadium Church shows you ever seen those yeah is he one of those guys that like makes women in wheelchairs walk and stuff no no no no he just does standup comedy in in like these big church shows he does uh he has like radio show he does a lot of different that guy he yeah I I admire his hustle totally he's got a lot of things

57:03going on he's got his own radio show he does that show he does standup he does these big church standup shows it's not my style I don't you know it's not my kind of Comedy but I admire the dude's hustle I get I I enjoy when people are hustle what are you guys laughing at oh my God Jam ban just showed me this this video it's one of the most up you know Kevin Rose of dig oh the r oh my God yeah show that is crazy at Kevin Rose found a raccoon attacking his dog he grabbed it and threw it off Kevin Rose like he he founded what what did he he found dig he was on the screen savers you know on G4 and stuff see it says at 1: a.m. I heard my dog toaster crying and yelping in pain I discovered a raccoon attack him I do not encourage animal violence I wanted to get the wild animal as far away from us as possible toaster is okay but has some claw and bite marks so that's what it says at the

57:52beginning of the video in the video you see this this raccoon and the dog are going at it and so Kevin Rose runs down there grabs the raccoon and slams it and then kicks it holy he's gangster he grabbed that thing he didn't kick it first he just reached down and grabbed it his hands and then Hulk slammed it wow wow oh now oh bam that's down a staircase isn't it yeah whoa now where is that a security camera that caught that is that his house yeah wow that's so crazy he he grabbed that thing and hurled it like a like a pillow yeah body slammed it hey that's how you do it when you loved ones are in danger you know that's like when a woman picks up a truck to save her baby you know that kind of yeah that freak strength I think I would have just kicked it I don't think I would have touched it with my hand I think I would just like as hard as I could yeah I

58:48think you're right I think I probably would have too who knows know you hear that yelping of your favorite little pet little little Wiki has a I would grab a raccoon off of your dog if it was you might just go redyed you might just get crazy but God how scary would it be if that thing locked on your face yeah this took my dog to the vet and he had these canines I guess like puppy teeth like uh they're supposed to fall out but a lot of times their normal teeth will grow around their baby teeth yeah you tell me about this yeah so had to pull out all these teeth man that poor dog is just sitting there like looking at walls crying that's up man those it's weird when you get these little breeds too because you got to think like what are are those things like I mean how healthy is it to make an animal that weighs a pound you know what's involved in that process is that

59:38like normal it's a normaliz do it's not it's not a teacup or anything it's it's just a shih tzu yeah but it's a yeah a lot of people think it's like a teacup but I think it's just a a run or whatever it's called you know like the the baby of the litter the small one of the litter H it's called a run yeah I did some research on a twixie uh thing in the PE and dog you know they used to uh how they came was they would have like Samurai Warriors would just leave these beautiful little puppies in the bottom of their sleeves so they'd walk around and be all you know intimidating and stuff so to offset that they'd have these adorable little dogs as they would just walk around with in their sleeves speaking of animals Brian I want you to go to the story it's on the daily cause Kos you ever go to that website go to daily cause.com and there's a a story on I'll tweet it because this is so

60:28crazy you're not going to believe it this these armed agents came into a no kill shelter I just tweeted it um you can find the link uh these armed agents when they had a no kill shelter for like dogs you know so like if you don't want you could you could donate money and it's like a nonprofit so like for a dog that goes to a pound a lot of times they're in danger of being killed so there's a few of these no no kill um shelters that people set up to make sure these animals don't die well someone uh put a deer in one of these no kill shelters so aerial photos were taken they saw the deer a warrant was issued and a raid ensued by heavily armed agents the staff was coralled not permitted to make calls and cell phones were confiscated to delete pictures of the raid and a baby deer named Giggles by the staff was seized and stuffed into a body bag and then promptly killed by

61:27the agents the presiding Warden compared it to a drug raid to justify the SWAT like tactics they compared it to a drug raid that having an illegal deer on the premise a baby deer that they've been taken care of was like having drugs what the so they this is they they came in there and this is in Wisconsin the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources agents and the sheriff's deputy raided this nonprofit no kill shelter put this baby deer in a bag and then killed it this is insane this uh the article says yes dear civilized World heavily armed agents of a state government in the US OFA have raided a no kill animal shelter to execute with extreme prejudice an internationally recognized symbol for the gentleness helplessness and innocence yes world this is America today where militarized assault has become the answer to even the most minimal threat it's really um I don't I

62:31mean that's a really interesting it's a really interesting article that that's I mean the way he just said that it's it's really weird that they did that so they went in for this deer specifically I mean the word yeah the word interesting is the wrong word obviously I'm I'm still kind of stunned by this but that agents would want to do this that they would want to go in armed like that like why are they so armed for a deer have they have they given a reason why or have they made any comments I don't know man I just read this it's kind of crazy though that is bizar it's a it's a new story um it says 6:21 p.m. and right now it's 7:57 p.m. where we are um I don't know uh if this is Pacific Time yes it's Pacific time so they this is only a couple hours old oh wait this is August 1 yeah today's August 1 Buddy isn't it August second August second is it today the second

63:22already yeah oh my God where's this life going it's life flying by anyway the story's gone viral now it's saying um The Daily cause is Daily Kos excellent website there's always like really interesting stories there so go there and uh and check that out and it's if you're looking for the link to the story itself it's on uh my Twitter feed which is Joe Rogan um it also has a beautiful picture of Michelle Bachmann on the front page that crazy conservative lady yeah I love those crazy conservative ladies maybe that deer was like some kind of government experiment and it got away right maybe it was like 28 Days Later deer it has to be something crazy for them I mean killing the deer is one thing maybe they just bored and they they wanted something to do and that was like a big deal just run in there and deleting the the pictures that seems like yeah a whole another illegal

64:15move it seems like you should be able to take whatever pictures you want on your property yeah they want but they want to minimize any kind of political situation that would come up from killing a deer and they probably thought the best way to do that is to stop any photos that are being taken you know wow yeah kind of crazy really yeah just it seems a little bit Overkill maybe Wisconsin's just trying to act gangster so they get some attention H I don't know man it's uh it's just it just hurts your feelings like and and this is coming from someone who's killed a deer you know but I I killed a deer to eat it right I didn't just someone has a baby pet deer fenced into a no kill ran it's just so crazy and that I mean the people that would be the biggest animal lovers probably that you could find with the ones that would be working there so to to do that to

65:07them is like extra cruel another thing that's really bizarre did you say that they put them in a body bag and then killed them yeah like they just yeah they they just grabbed it and stuffed into a body bag and then probably either clubbed it or shot it Kevin Rose threw it down some stairs yeah I mean who knows man who knows what it is normally you put things in a body bag after that seems like a lot of hard work yeah it's flailing legs and it's horrible it's really it's weird you know you stop and think about it it's like that someone could just just do that in front all the screaming crying people and just stuff it in a bag and ice it right of all the things just seems like not necessary I mean the only thing that you could say though and this is true is that they contain ticks and those ticks contain Lyme disease that is possible and if they were worried about Lyme

65:59disease spreading into these other animals and they were justifiably upset that these people brought a possibly contaminated deer it does make sense that they would take the deer away and examine it at least you know examine it but throwing it in a body bag and killing it it's pretty pretty cruel yeah it's like why not why not be nice why got do that poor little deer yeah they're so cute really bad way to die they're so cute but they're so delicious it's like there's a battle going on with us you know you know what else is delicious rabbits delicious and for a while people just they had to eat them there was no debate and it's just like recently where people you know in the last few hundred years or so people gotten to a point where we don't have to kill everything to eat it it's not everything near us that's moving we get hit with a rock and thrown into

66:47a fire we don't have to do that anymore so we have pets we have pets that used to be our food yeah you know cute little rabbit they're so fluffy they're like please don't eat us we're not aggressive we just hang out sometimes you got to eat them yeah I uh I actually uh I don't think you know this about me but I a vegetarian I'm a vegan total vegan right vegan I knew there was something wrong with you I've known this for a long time I always I always thought it was funny because I I love your uh secret vegan bit that you do and the first time I heard it was when I was working with you in Indianapolis and I'm back there cracking up and I said to myself you know what I'm going to keep this I'm going to see how long I could be the opposite vegan for I knew you were I knew you were at least a vegetarian for a long time yeah yeah I think it came up maybe when we're hanging out yeah maybe

67:37do we go to dinner or something we eat something yeah I think so yeah that's got of be weird man when you're on the road is that annoying it's so hard on the road it really is what do you do when you like on the you stand at luckily you know the the main thing that I avoid is dairy um I still eat fish sushi salmon all that wait a minute the are you talking about you're not a vegan I'm a pescatarian that doesn't eat dairy dude that is not being a vegan oh yeah you eat fish but it's the butter and milk that's the bad stuff yeah but you're okay vegans for the most part they're they're doing it more as an well I wouldn't say more but one of the major considerations is that they don't want to hurt animals yeah that's not my consideration all mine is so selfish I just wanted to be happy all the time that that's what I was has nothing to do with the animals and you found that

68:27altering your diet has a a big uh change on how you uh how you feel big time and creativ creatively and absolutely I mean see what used to happen was that down that I would get after eating that I mean it's just exhausting and I'm very reactive to that I like coffee and I like being able to be in position to do something you know um so it used to really bother me and first I cut out meat I'm like it's something with my eating because I would just crashed so hard after every meal I'd want to take a nap so then I went a few months and I've done it before and both times it it's been this way but this time I've kept it for a year and a half and but once I cut out the the dairy sour cream the cheese it's it's hard in the beginning but it's not really once you just go around it once you have vegan cheese in your house it's pretty much straight because then you can make a pizza or whatever you

69:21know you could throw something together if you really are craving it and uh but yeah that that edge and the negativity and sort of depression like symptoms that I was feeling pretty much throughout my whole life up until the point really dissipated after the dairy was gone almost instantly by the way like to the meal once I started eliminating cheese was really the main thing because I'd have cheese on every sandwich so delicious though right I like veg cheese you get used to it and there's there's great ways around it you know avocado is great for me it's one month now with no gluten oh wow one month where I haven't had any it's uh completely changed my diet I only eat vegetables and meats and chicken and fish and things along those lines occasionally I have rice but not very often but I've completely cut out all pasta completely cut out all bread and I

70:10know a lot I L us a lot of differences the the I don't feel when I eat even if I'm full I don't need to eat anymore I don't feel bloated I don't have the uh there's a feeling that I should eat dude I can put away some food all right I would eat a giant whole pizza by myself like with all sorts of on it pepperoni and sausage and I will up a big pizza to the point where I just I the the last couple of slices I'm just trying to prove a point right just just just just showing what a fat pig I can be and stuffed this down my throat but the feeling after that when that cement is digesting in my stomach that paste when it's all smashed up with my teeth and and packed into a ball of just barely digestible fart fuel totally I mean I mean that's what it is I'm just cutting horrible farts and listening to my stomach Rumble and it's just stretched out and aching that's gone I I

71:09one of the reasons why I did it is because I talked to someone about my back um which has gotten a lot better um and and thank you everybody who's had back injuries and given me tips whether it's on Twitter on the message board a lot of people gave me some great suggestions of different to do um including Dave asey told me about ozone prolozone therapy it's Prolotherapy with ozone which helped me quite a bit really interesting interesting stuff but this this lady told me to cut out gluten she said she um she she's a therapist physical therapist and her and her husband both work with like high level athletes and one of the things they said is like we've had really good results in getting people to stop eating gluten and a lot of inflammation goes down and people that have had like back issues just in cutting out the gluten the inflammation from their disc swelling and stuff has

71:57gone down considerably to the point where it becomes asymptomatic and I thought that was so crazy I was like how could gluten like have that much of an effect on you but man it does I've only been a month it's a it's about you know roughly a month now but I have much less aches and pains in joints my face looks thinner like my face is like it's and I'm I'm not I'm still eating like as much as I want I'm not like uh I'm not like I wouldn't say I'm limiting my calories or dieting but I'm losing body fat and my stomach is going down I know this this book Wheat Belly I haven't read it yet but apparently what they talk about is like like how many people have like belly fat from eating gluten and wheat and like that it just just packs it on you but I noticed my stomach on television was like my G's kind of sticking out a little bit because I haven't been able to work out

72:44as much because of my back all that shit's gone all that shit's gone as soon as I cut out gluten wow I can tell in your face most my f was was getting pretty fat man that's I carry weight in my face it's one of the first places I carry it for whatever reason and my dick so unfortunately fortunately and unfortunately my dick is my dick is looking like a runner my dick looks like a jogger a jogger I want my dick to look like a bulldog instead it looks like a like a jogger with a headband but I would recommend anybody trying it you know some people say it's nonsense um but one of the things I found out about the internet the internet is a beautiful resource but no matter what there's going to be a certain amount of people that think something sucks right it could be the most awesome that's ever existed I've seen people say The Black Keys suck I've seen people say Louis

73:40CK sucks I've seen people say Dave Chappelle sucks right everything that is awesome in the world someone out there is saying it sucks you could just search the keywords on Twitter and you'll find people saying the dumbest stuff in the world so much of it is is people not talking in person to other people and not like having to like have like a sort of like a an Cooperative interactive exchange with people instead of that like communicating with people and seeing them in a full three-dimensional two personto person sort of a way just the ability to like just get online Tony hinchcliff you think you're funny you're a Que they just just throw it out there just just unleash from the bowels of their soul they hide in their apartment from the bill collectors from their parents who live on the floor above them it's a weird thing you know if I can give any advice

74:42to anybody that finds themselves caught doing that sometimes people think they can do it to celebrities because celebrities aren't really people you know I've seen people that like they seem like normal folks and then you know they'll tell you like hey arani Celeste Brock me for Twitter like why' you do that I was giving her some about something she blocked me like like why you doing that do do you even know her like what do you you know why you having this exchange with her what are you doing why you being so mean why you being mean focus on yourself it's just it's weird when you meet those people in person too like like there was a guy the other day that came to the comedy club and he was just like remember that guy that came up he was kind of drunk and he goes he go he was talking to our friend Benji and he was just like you know man you suck you you're was just stupid like like and

75:27we're just like like interrupting our conversation and it get it got me to the point where I was like I almost just want to beat this guy's I'm not even a fighter but I just want to smash this dude's face and because I've already gone through the uh the please you know just get away from us man leave us alone type thing and in the whole night he wouldn't leave he kept on getting kicked out and he would come sneak his way back in start talk and to uh comics and then like it was like he just needed so he's like a like a human in real life troll yes he instead of like an Internet troll he was really bad at it too because he would come up with the come up to the group he would say somebody sucked and we're just like okay what else what else you got oh that's it I just want to tell you you sucked it's like okay well then that's it right so you can go like why you got

76:13to be like that you just told you just told me I suck what do you mean what am I supposed to do hang out with you it's as as time goes on more of those people are being exposed and uh they're starting to feel that you know they're starting to feel the sting of being mean to people like that like have you seen what happened with um that guy that was on who's a Reddit guy who was like he was uh posting he posts like really mean evil on Reddit and they found out who he was in real life so they contacted his employer and he got fired whoow he got fired for his and he's goty like he was talking about it like he's like look this is just a Persona I just do this to blow off steam like actually a nice guy I got a family like he just was entertaining himself by just doing this on online you know it gets weird man it gets weird because like I don't agree with that guy getting

77:03fired I'll tell you that I don't agree with a guy getting fired for something that has nothing to do with his work right because you find out that he posts mean on twt on Twitter or on Reddit well he didn't know that he was going to get caught like you know you have to show you have to show that bar you know if like most people think that the rules are pretty like it's a game to a lot of folks like try to say something mean try to get people to react try to get people to freak out cuz you put up some horrifying image and that game the the parameters of that game have been pretty pretty clearly established no one was losing any jobs because of that you had an anonymous name nobody lost any jobs well somewhere along the line people decided that wasn't good enough so they had to go after the people that were posting this up and the way they went after is they find out who you

77:45are as a real human being and then they go after you that's where just gets weird yeah because it was like who are you are you your online guy right or are you the real guy the real you know Tony hinchcliff that I see out there in the street or are you Tony hinchcliff that pretends to be a woman and uh goes on Cougar Life tries to tries to get guys to fall in love have you been looking at my browser history how many women uh I mean like how many dudes out there that are online talking and they think to women are actually just other dudes that are pretending to be women oh yeah yeah I that happened to me never mind that didn't happen to me people are getting one of the things that we did on this uh this uh scii show is uh we went to a motion capture studio um that does uh they do the same stuff uh they do Avatar and uh they did a lot of other movies

78:34and they have all these different frames that they can put you into like they put you in this motion capture suit and they make an image of your face and then they can put your face like on a body and then you're running around this area and you're you're running around actually like in this game you know you're you like you could see this character and you can have you could be a woman you could be like a monster you could be all these different characters in a game how long is it until we have like a World of Warcraft type 3D game and dudes just decide to be a chick right you know yeah just because just because just for fun yeah why not you know I'm always girl video game characters and anyway yeah you you would be a girl if you were a superhero right didn't you say you would be Superwoman Superwoman and if you had the choice it would it would you know it's you would bother the other

79:22players more by killing than being a woman anyway like oh man I just got killed by a CH let me give you for instance let me give you what if okay let's say uh I don't know anything about your personal situation but it's let's say you're in love you found the girl this is the one you want to marry okay and you have the opportunity for one day or one hour let's say an hour to feel what it's like for you to her and she gets to feel what it's like to be you having sex with her so you you feel what it's like to be her getting by you and she feels what it's like for you to her do you think you could do that do you think you could lie there and get by yourself I don't think I could handle an hour I don't think I could handle an hour of uh what I'm dealing with do you think you could do that do you think you could deal with like kissing you and do you think you

80:13love her enough to let her be you for an hour and you be her I really really love myself so I'm pretty sure that if I got by me and if I was chick for an hour I'd I'd probably really enjoy it I'd probably be a if I was a if I was a chick I'd probably be a squirter do you think you'd give up the booty would you go anal would I give it if you were a chick would you taken the ass from yourself well for me yeah I mean from yourself yeah would you just spit on your hand rub your any other analogy would I uh reach back and open it up wide for you I don't I don't know if I would you go ask the mouth for yourself that's the real question how much do you really love yourself cuz you probably don't love yourself enough to go ass to mouth on yourself but if you watch porn girls who don't even love guys are willing to go ass to mouth right so consider well the girls in

81:06porns are getting like 2,000 bucks so do I also 2,000 myself if that's all it takes for you to go ass to mouth we can have that arranged he has to be himself right yeah the heart we'll just make a mask we'll just make a mask Sonic guy wa we just make a mask that looks just like you it's not gay if it's yourself how about we make a mask that looks just like you and we put it on a girl with a strap on so it is like you're yourself not enough no definitely not you need to be the girl you need to actually be a girl cuz then you'd say yeah I'm I'm not even me I'm her and then you look down you see your penis and you go oh no no I'm Still A Guy what the kind of game am I playing I know I'm so confused I don't know whether I would this thing or I wouldn't I don't know what's me and what's not do they both have penises does one have a vagina I mean I've wondered have you ever wondered what it

81:59I mean what it must be like to be a woman to be attracted to men and to to be a woman and like have a man inside of you and like the the whole experience it's so radically different it would be really trippy if they offered up like say if one day your your mind literally can be recorded like say if one day the memory that you experience now is like old school they're going to have digital memory they're going to plug it into the cerebral cortex text or wherever the your memories are stored and you're going to be able to have it on a hard drive you're going to be able to have your memory in a hard drive and I'm going to be able to take a copy of your memory or borrow your chip or whatever and stick it in my head and experience what you're experiencing so the question becomes if that is possible if you can like literally one day experience someone's memories will you experience

82:45you getting by you that's interesting because it's like you know people that are born blind people that are born blind don't dream and color so I wonder if you could feel a vagina if you don't have one that's a very good point that's a very good point that's really interesting I never even thought of that but uh but you and the wife would just swap hard drive it seems like they it seems like they're getting it seems like they're getting a more enjoyable end I mean the noises that they make the whole time and compared to I mean I don't know how you guys are but I'm I'm I'm not that loud it's not like you should try it practice it really go crazy protect can't wait I can tell this is lifechanging advice I'm about to get just pretend when when you pretend when you're that you're an animal in a movie that's what you should do not even a real animal because real animals are

83:39fairly quiet like a squirrel yeah like a just a crazy wild undiscovered ape that lives in Africa just one killer screaming ape and Claw and hold it by the neck and oh wow try it just get crazy I make sea lion noises yeah the kind they the kind that are drying up on the beach cuz they have a broken flipper is is that how you is that how you get to Dolphins by making that noise right by the way sea lions are the most funniest sounding animal I think just hanging out I wonder what they're doing do you think they're communicating I don't know they sound so depressed and dumb you ain't lying yeah it's not like the best sound I have you ever heard an Elk elk yeah they have this weird they have like like a bugle it's called an elk bugle pull pull out up like as a sound it's the weirdest noise like anim animals have weird noises but male Elks they call Bull Elks when they're calling

84:49out the letting them know what's up it's time to get some dick time to get some dick listen to the sound you hear that that's an elk it also sounds like Tony in bed that's a female it's RTD2 oh wow how weird is that elk when you look at them with their giant horns listen to that is that the guy that's an elk that's an elk making noise yeah that's a male the males have horns how crazy is that that animal is right out of Lord of the Rings oh yeah it looks like a boar with antlers they're weird because they're closer related apparently to cows than they are to Deer it looks like it really thick necks what a weird noise man I'd suck off that elk after making that noise those Maiden calls are working on me I mean what a weird animal man I mean think about that reality living in the woods just trekking around in snow looking for grass to eat and then once a year it's time to wow once a year

86:16it's time to get your on how exciting that must be when that comes around oo I wish I was here for the the other day you had that the car guy on oh Matt Farah yeah how was that oh he'll be back again he was awesome it was awesome fun we got hammered too oh about Volkswagen with him why what's wrong with your Volkswagen it's it's the most dumbest thing ever I've haven't had my car for a month what's wrong well when I first got it they had this thing where the windows you try to roll up the windows and it would roll up all the way and then it would roll down all the way and then you like God damn it you have to do it like four times in a row so finally I was like what the going on they're like oh there's a there's a recall so they take out the windows and they scratch up uh I had tenting on them they scratched up all the tenting on it and so then I had to take it back and

87:05then like this uh like a couple months later the sunroof thing broke the trunk thing which had like string holding up the trunk broke like all these little things keep keep on breaking like the car awesome but all these little stupid thing breaking so then I'm I take it back they they they have it for two weeks they give it back to me then didn't fix half the so then I had to take it back they didn't fix half the what didn't they fix like like they they were supposed to fix this headlight thing and and they didn't fix the headlight and then uh when they were fixing the sunroof thing they scratched up the top of the the interior so they have to replace the interior and I had it's it's not like the the general manager and the service managers won't even call me back anymore they're just just like because they don't have an answer like like like every time I come

87:47like how about now and they're like oh it'll be beginning of next week then next week comes and they're like it's it's going to be the following week and and I they just don't even answer my phone calls anymore it's gotten to that point they don't answer your phone calls no no they won't return my calls like I there was like three days that they didn't return like return my calls and this is the dealership this is the dealership but I just contacted because I I went crazy on on Twitter and then of course you know the Volkswagen Twitter page you know sent me a message what they say so I called up and I made this had to make up this whole like you know thing where this the district manager just going to figure out what the going on so they had open up a cave and but still no car and like like they gave me a they gave me a pat which is I guess is a nice car a 2013 to use for the last

88:31two days but it's like one of those ones where it's been stripped of everything where you don't even have like a map you know GPS I have like a four cylinder like I have no pickup at all so I'm like on the LA freeway trying to like speed or do something and it's just like I I have a little go-kart it's that's crazy that they've had it for a month yeah um what was the major issue what the was it the m well the major issue was just that like I mean there's been so many little things that been breaking on it like the windows and stuff but like uh they have this net that it's over the sunroof and you pull the net what are they saying I mean they giving you a reason why they can't fix this well no what they do is they fix it and they'll break something else and then they break something yeah like when they fixed the roof thing they scratched up my whole interior and so they had to

89:15replace they're replacing the interior now when they replaced my windows they scratched up like all the tin on my windows when they put it back in like it's it's been just nonstop and then like all these little tiny like people warned me about this I already knew this about folks but all these little tiny like the cigarette lighter thing when you where you plug in your like iPhone charger when you pull it out the whole thing came out so I had to get that fixed so it's a build quality it's a yeah and what's weird is if you look back at like I I get I get consumer reports and stuff with Volkswagen they they've had this problem for so long that that if you it's always an electrical issue it's always it's always you know like the little things break it's never the engine like just usually like everything runs runs fine it's just like your car will fall apart and uh

89:57it's it's it's like to the tea ex I would go there and I would verbally abuse every employee there yeah but it's not their fault who knows what the is going on you know it's I mean it's not the every employee you know someone I mean the one that the one that they put in front of you though that's that's respon whoever's responsible for that location there was also a point part part of this Volkswagen experience where I ordered a part this headlight like they were like you know uh something on the freeway snap up and hit this one of the fog lights and it's was like all right so I have to pay for that I understand and they're like well it's going to be $200 but the labor is going to be $100 I'm like that's fine just need it need it fixed and uh then they didn't fix that and then uh I was like why didn't you fix this I had to take my car back and they're like uh I went to

90:40the service manager and I was like you know why didn't you fix this and then oh this service guy said that you said not to fix it that was too expensive okay well this sounds like a personal situation it's kind of going on forever but the um yeah do you want to say the name of the place New Century Volkswagen Glendale you can eat my dick oh my goodness how dare you that's not what I was hoping you were going to do I was hoping you were going to say New Century Volkswagen Glendale let's work this out no eat my dick they have your car still I don't care anymore they can keep my car you shouldn't say eat my dick cuz they might just eat your dick you're going to get there they're going to lock the doors they going to go oh yeah you want to talk some huh hey our phone's been ringing off the hook for the past two days so we are going eat dick they come out with a pair

91:26of hedge clippers and chase you around the Volkswagen shop okay it's in Glendale man glendale's oh I'm don't play you're not does sound like a pain in the dick though Tony HFF any car problems you want to throw into the B no no car problems I did I did have some bad customer service uh two weeks ago though I was at the airport I just gotten done with this gig I was by myself in Corpus Christie Texas for a weekend I'm at the airport I get there half hour early about to board I mean this is the Corpus Christie airport so there's just me and the other people that are on my flight there and I'm sitting right next to the door where they pull the gate up to you know I'm sitting right there I have about a half hour though to wait before they load up the plane my eyes start getting a little heavy because I have a 5:00 flight I've been up all night I did stand up that

92:13night so I stay up to get the flight so I can get back to LA early and sleep in my bed you know and sleep on the plane anyway my eyes get heavy I fall as sleep while they're boarding this plane I wake up it's 15 minutes after it took off and I open my eyes and there's still that lady that works for the airline there and I go so that plane took off huh and she's like oh you must be Hing Cliffe I go yeah how do you know that she goes cuz I just paged you twice I go I'm sitting right here I mean sure I fell asleep but you would think that this lady there's nobody else in the airport now she didn't so you think they're supposed to wake you up is that what the you're saying Jesus Christ lazy bitch's they're going to fly you through the sky in a metal tube you want them to wake you up too there's like 150 people on this plane they don't have time to wake you up there wasn't

93:06even it was like 35 whatever it is 34 other people to think about why the should they wake you up there's only one guy sitting there upit I don't agree with that they probably were like hello sir sir you right there all right last call like they're not going to come up to you and like shaking like just in case if you're not Tony henchcliffe Tony you're a mess that's what the happened you're a goddamn mess you couldn't even stay awake long enough to catch your flight what do you want ambient taking drugs son nice Ohio boy come over here fall into those La ways is that what happened no man I I was sitting in an airport yeah son of a son of a did you see this article on uh magic mushrooms repairing brain damage caused by extreme trauma it's uh it's on my Twitter it's a study from the University of South Florida that found that low doses of the active ingredient in magic mushrooms repairs

94:02brain damage caused by extreme trauma offering renewed hope to millions of sufferers of PTSD or post-traumatic stress disorder and that this uh study confirms previous research by the Imperial College London that psilocybe and a naturally occurring compound present in shrooms stimulates new brain cell growth and erases frightening memories mice conditioned to fear electric shock when hearing a noise associated with the shock simply Lost Their Fear says Dr Juan Sanchez Ramos who co-authored the study a low dose of psilocybin led to overcoming fear conditioning and the freeze response associated with it faster than the group of mice on kerin Katan ketanserin which is a drug that counteracts The receptors that binds psilocybin in the brain and a control group on Saline amazing it's amazing man yeah they they've linked it to curing depression and uh other uh um mental health issues as well

95:07what they're saying yeah this this article also goes on to talk about how um PTSD is not um just psychological that common symptoms it says such as hypervigilance memory fragmentation flashbacks disassociation nightmares and flight or responses to triggers are generally thought to be psychological and therefore treatable by learning to change thought processes but new research suggest that they may in fact be the result of long-term physiological mutations to the brain that's interesting that it actually changes the brain and that psilocybin repairs those changes that's amazing man I totally believe it I I believe it too but that's an extreme extreme statement you know that's really incredible it's really incredible that they can do that it feels like it when you're on them yeah it feels like there's new brain growing well I always can see my I can see life better you know I can see

96:07like a I get a a nice path like ah there's a nice path to go down you know like sometimes like you get especially if you're overwhelmed with life and busy and stressed out you can get little cloudy on what the path is totally but then sometimes just one psychedelic experience then you see the path like oh this is what's right this is what's good this I had my first one in uh in a while uh just a few weeks ago with ar we went out to Joshua Tree oh you were on that little journey and we had a blast and ever since then it would just like I knew I needed I mean it's just like clockwork it gets rid of all that uh I was having regularly maybe once a day for maybe only 20 30 seconds these feelings of oh I'm dying you know what I mean like this natural xiety like how how am I you know whatever yeah interesting and those that it's just gone it's just a different it cleans

97:00it's like a giving your brain a shower is how it feels like to me it just feels scrubbed I think it's amazing that you had that incredible experience from just dropping Dairy that you had this experience of no depression feeling better and happier just from dropping Dairy no doubt about it immediately immediately like that day and so delicious though but it's so delicious do you uh it is but you lose the you lose the thing for it after you don't have it and once you see the once you feel the results directly you're like uh I mean I love sour cream but I don't love it that much and and it's easy to switch over to almond milk and uh you know or any kind of those things they make so many different kinds on I love almond milk and I never really was a big fan of regular cow's milk yeah almond milk is pretty badass actually yeah almond almond milk uh it tastes good and

97:52it doesn't give you that weird feeling when it's over but it does like taste like when you're drinking it it tastes like you're drinking milk but no I can't even have cereal so it's a point Tony henchcliffe I know there's no cereals that are no non gluten they probably taste like ass I'm sure someone's going to tell me about ones that are good I found out there's a lot of beer that you can drink you can drink Budweiser Budweiser has less than 20 parts per million that's how you uh de judge whether or not something is gluten-free Budweiser and hinin apparently hinin has so little gluten in it Corona saporo um the rice beers of Japan those those beers are all rice beers they're not um they're not uh wheat based some good options yeah there's some options I like hinin I've always been a fan of hinin so uh that's nice but I can't drink Sam Adams and I can't drink black but Porter like

98:39a thick Guinness type beer I love I love like those Stouts what about wines you can drink wine sweet yeah um I think some some I don't think I don't know about vodka yeah what about whiskies think you can drink wh whiskey yeah I think you're allowed to drink whiskey cuz whiskey what's wh whiskey made out a rye is that what it is corn H I don't know corn I think probably tequila that's mcow right that's made out of like a cactus or some right I think so really I don't know tequila made out of it's a great question I never thought about it it's clear why isar clear yeah for something that you up that much it seems like it should be rainbow color made some of the worst decisions of my life on tequila oh it's so much fun see I've been doing this thing lately where I'm I'm uh I rotate what I drink regularly and I notice that there's different kind of buzzes and

99:29stuff that come along with it totally and uh now one of my new favorite things is just popping a shot of tequila and having a beer and rocking the night away where before I was very very hung up on uh you know uh Crown Royal and Coke like M whiskey and Coke right was was originally so bad for you it's made out of agave and uh the blue agave plant is uh the one where they uh they extract Agave fascinating man that's fascinating Blue Agave primarily in the area surrounding the city of tequila uh which is west of northwest of guadalahara in the highlands of Los Altos of the Mexican Western State of Jalisco does not sound safe around that are not the place to take your family on vacation it's an excellent place to be if you're a kilo man it's just weird that that has become the reality of of Mexico in just a few short decades I mean nobody we didn't associate Mexico with that when I

100:41was in high school Mexico wasn't drug war and people cutting off people's heads and the The Nutty that you see down there it's just it's so quick how that that's happened yeah and we like to think that that could never happen to us and for the most part I think it could never happen to us but godamn how's it happen there how's it happen right there they have the control of uh you know when the when the when the mob gets big they can they can control the government that's why uh you know they got good you know good Fellas and The Godfather they did uh they're the ones that really pretty much ended the mob because they made it look cool and it was all about to take off I mean that whole we were I don't think we were too far away from the same type of thing I think a difference is that the mob was you know it's called organized crime for a reason they're very strategic I'm not

101:30sure if the these drug wars going down in Mexico they seem to be a little bit more unorthodox they're very eager to send a message that seems to be their main thing they will cut off heads and put them on your mailbox you know if you with them and you know the mob they would just put a horse's head in your bed or something like that you know they wouldn't put a human head on your mailbox you're romanticizing the mob the mob they were nice my mom was nice person so she ran a few numbers but everybody was fine we killed the horse every now and then to keep being in line it's really interesting they really were they I mean you really think so the in a lot of ways yeah I mean the city of Youngstown was booming when the mob was still I mean not booming booming the steel industry was dilapidating it but it's better to have organized crime than disorganized crime and what happened

102:19when the FBI raided uh Youngstown for example and I mean that's a small not too small but it's a pretty small scale of what obviously would be like in New York and Chicago but what happened in Youngstown was uh black gangs took over the Bloods and the CPS in in a very very big way and um then all of a sudden there's driveby and there's bullets going through your window and leaving a mark on the other side of your living room wall and it all becomes a reality whereas when the mob was there controlling the streets other gangs there was no other gangs but as soon as they got rid of the mob they let they don't mind disorganized crime as much as they mind organized it's very bizarre yeah that is pretty crazy you know that's what people say about Vegas you know people uh they always talk about the good old days when Vegas was run by the mob you know the mob just ran Vegas

103:10right everyone was polite everywhere you go you got a nice Lobster you know people love to talk about that like mob ran Vegas yeah they did did you see the uh speaking of Vegas the um uh the video with or the the film rather with um Michael Douglas and Matt Damon where they played Liberace and liover did you end up watching it how was it was it like on a on a Brokeback Mountain scale it's amazing it's it buries Brokeback Mountain really yeah bu buries it Brokeback Mountain is Brokeback Mountain first of all I I don't remember who said it I think it was Ricky Jas said something really funny I think it was him that quoted this saying it's surreal watching Gordon gecko get by um uh Jason Bourne because you know Matt Damon is Jason Bourne and Gordon gecko was Michael Douglas and you know M Damon is you know Michael Douglas show yes first of all Michael Douglas is one of the baddest that ever

104:11lived he is Liberace I mean he is him wow it's amazing I mean if you watch Liberace and watch the films and watch like how he talked and behaved I mean he literally is him it's amazing the transformation is spectacular he makes you realize what a great actor he really is yeah and Matt Damon too you buy it you buy it hook line and sinker you know he's Jason born okay you know he uh was the guy from Goodwill Hunting you know all those things and yet you still buy it wow Hook Line and Sinker they are two bad and I when I before I saw it I was was like how good could this be like Jesus Christ while you're shaving your balls and waxing and oiling it up no before that prepar before that I don't I don't you know I don't watch gay films naked anyway the um the the the the acting in it was incredible the story though is really it's kind of a weird story because all it is essentially is

105:14one guy who got pissed that liberachi didn't want to him anymore so he told the Liberace story you know and the Liberace story to be told in this film is basically that Liberace liked to he was really super talented he liked to play uh music most of the old ladies came to the show didn't know he was gay and after the show was over he wanted to get guys and them you know and like that's it like that's he and you know he's painted out to be this like horrible horrible horrible person but in reality he was just a guy who had $500 million and liked to yeah you know I mean he really didn't hurt anybody in the mov kicked the guy out when the guy got crazy but it also is interesting because the guy who uh Matt Damon is playing like his character in the movie is hooked on pills and all these amphetamines and you watch like Matt Damon's character change his personality

106:03it's so it's great man I love great acting it's amazing to see how some actors you know a lot of great actors and play some of the same types of characters through movies the most impressive to me is uh Walter White um uh Brian Cranston Brian Cranston because I didn't realize until like season four or five of Breaking Bad I don't know if you watch it but he but he also plays the Dad and Malcolm in the Middle oh yeah like this positive happy like and Walter White is the complete opposite of that he's so he's got so much to him and he's not just a something that's just a little Bleak character like the Malcolm in the Middle dad he's so developed and it's so deep and so emotional and you see so much of it that that agility that he could play that guy and that guy and he plays that guy so well he he wins like every year pretty much uh or at least a few now for his work on that and

107:00to think that he can play that guy too just a Malcolm in the Middle dad he's his portrayal of a teacher is so goddamn good I mean he he sets the parameters of like the way a teacher would behave so perfectly and precisely it's masterful it really is masterful he's incredible it really is yeah the guys who can do that like you got to really admire that that that that's just such a very it's such a very specific level of acting you know there like Daniel de Lewis which I harp on too much but it's like that level of acting it's so much different than most of the douchebags you see at Starbucks going to their scripts totally and cranston's such a cool guy too I don't know if you saw this but at ComicCon uh yeah yeah did you saw the thing with the mask mhm and then uh they brought him up for the panel and he took off the mask Place went crazy why do I feel like we played Liberace music on

107:51this podcast before have we no this is what I want to pull up then I want to pull up the song When Liberace Winks at me cuz this is like this was like some real this was in 19 you know 50s is when Liberace was like you know I guess this was like a scene in a movie and a woman is singing a song about how enthralled she is by Liberace and it it's it's it's amazing first of all it's amazing when you stop and think about how much our culture's changed since then because this is like you know whatever the it is 19 well pull what does it say what year does it say uh 1955 1955 watch this this is incredible it's like a strange time machine oh it's just that watch this lii and Libby Morris she's sitting in front of her TV and she's on her knees in front of a little desk writing a letter and she's staring wistfully into the TV while Liberace plays piano he's so handsome and he Winks at you when he

108:58Winks clinks look at this it's so weird shake to Sher and every fi in my seems to quiver it's a feeling close to easy watch this clink that loud dink that loud clink is his his eyeball my pul start to P like a hammer I'm Beed as any fly see how weird made you get into listening to that I'll tell you what man after that movie I went on a Liberace kick for several days wow I resisted it at first because I was like what am I Liberace fan um ah but and then but somewhere along the line somewhere along the line I embraced it and uh I just started just Googling Liberace and listening to interviews I watched him give a tour of his house he had like a it was weird he had like a his house was like real regular looking on the outside but then when you went inside of it it's like a Palace and he he had like a normal front to the house but then he had like you goes I had two houses built

110:48inside of it like inside the house it just say like this massive huge place and apparently um one of his houses one of his big houses is for sale right now I think it's Palm Springs I think that's where it is but it's for sale real cheap like 500 Grand like you could buy liberace's house and still has like the painting over the see if you can find it Leach's house for sale I bet his house had a giant closet that he would just stay in well he sued um he sued a newspaper in England because they claimed that he was gay and he sued them in one apparently wow yeah there were different times back then for reporting the for reporting that he was a homosexual well today yeah his mansion for sale for $529,000 which is a lot of money for that house cuz you're never going to get it back probably smells like it's all just dicks and when he died apparently he had like

111:50a half a billion dollars oh wow or something close to that he was just so gangster what he did was so crazy he made his boyfriend get plastic surgery to look like him so it goes back to like what we were talking about earlier he wanted to himself yeah that's what he wanted yeah he he made his boyfriend this handsome guy get a chin implant to look like Liberace wow that's some crazy I mean that is going deep with the crazy yeah that's going really really deep with the crazy a man wow yeah a chin implant here get a chin implant learn how to play the piano like a genius dude he didn't give a wow he didn't give a and he was a brilliant brilliant penist man I mean he was like a fantastic penist it was really I mean it's really amazing to watch did he ever date Leno how dare you how dare you get it Doo has a big chin too I've been around here for years okay I see how this crazy

113:00Works um did you guys hear about the unmarked graves in Florida at the reform school oh my God go back to July 31st on my Twitter Brian you'll find this story in Florida a clash over exhuming bodies at a reform school there's this reform school in Florida and it's called the they're called the White House boys they were a group of men and uh many of now in their 60s and 70s who were sent to this reform school when they were children and they remember beatings where people were beaten to death where where students there were beaten to death like they had like they they ran the place with an Iron Fist and when kids got out of line they gave them frightening beatings and say they knew children who died from the beating so a few years ago the state investigator said that they found no evidence that anyone at the staff of the school had been responsible for any student deaths

113:56but then these people with the state's permission they got a team of researchers and they use ground penetrating radar to locate nearly 100 unmarked Graves at the school Jesus more than aund oh yeah so they thought it was 50 at first and then people were freaking out and then they found they kept finding more the state reports said the 50 boards were believed buried in unmarked Graves but said that it would not be possible to identify and exume the remains from Individual grade sites so then they started like admitting it and that's when forensic anthropologist uh Aaron kimmerly kimmery and Aaron kimy uh got invested uh interested in the story so they use ground penetrating radar found a hundred bodies and now what's interesting is that the governor does not want them F they don't want them exhuming all these bodies they're trying to like keep the lid on this they're like Jesus Christ so

114:47the governor governor Scott is fighting exhumation but kimry and her team are reported by Florida's attorney general members of the legislature and by Senator Bill Nelson this is incredible man the State of Florida has the worst publicist in the world everything out of Florida it's never like great like uh hey uh great stuff discovered in Florida no it's either sinking into the ground people killing each other a hundred bodies 100 hundred bodies unmark Graves well they're dead the these people are this is all from like the 19 30s and no but like when it happened like like hey my son never came home from school I don't know hey my my my other son didn't come home from school I mean I think you're dealing with you know a probably Decades of you know one a year missing you know and they have hundred bodies you I mean I guess it's more than that it means needs to be more than one a year

115:44one every few month I mean how many they kill I mean I wonder how long they were open for that's a good question actually let's say this yeah you would think somebody would be like wait second there's been a hundred missing students in the last 10 years just well they call them the White House boys o this is so creepy just think about this group of men many now in their 60s and 70s who were sent to this school who when they were children who knew boys that had been beaten to death oh Jesus Christ that's that's insane yeah man brutal brutal beatings Florida has a website or a Twitter account called Florida man it's uncore Florida man at Twitter it is maybe the best Twitter account ever it's all that dudes who live in Florida have been arrested for I mean and it's updated all day every day and it's awesome it's awesome Florida man tells police he has a gun so they'll respond

116:45to his 911 call quicker Florida man the cops I'm not going anywhere until I get my weed it's you humidity man humidity drives people crazy Florida man arrested twice in one week for sex with dogs Florida man taken for to police station for driving without a license urinates on x-ray machine and detention officer Florida man stops to help woman after motorcycle crash steals her purse oh I know I heard about that did you hear about that no this this woman was in this car accident she was trapped in her SUV and uh this guy came up store purse and then left her in there Florida man leaves six-year-old son in crash car because he thought his driver's license was suspended it wasn't wow Florida man crash his car three times in one night of drunk driving wow three times how that even possible oh man people are awesome but Florida is just so strange it's just so strange mhm it's

117:50there's a whole weird thing going on over there man that old swamp land that's like the it's like the devil's gu yeah just swamp lands and they put Disney World there but it's like doesn't seem like Disney World should be in the middle of that state yeah well you know what they said about Florida that within um this decade within um the next 10 years they believe that Miami is going to be underwater this like the the most recent estimates they're they're worried that Miami and a lot of Florida the ground is apparently very porous and so it's not like New Orleans where you could set up a levy they're like once that water rises it's a wrap yeah you know so I don't know if this is right but if that's right think about all those giant ass condos that are like on the on the beach in Miami M those are all what it's going to be like Venice it'll be like Venice Italy it'll be way

118:39great carrier than that because there's going to be no one in those things like what are they going to do if all that's under the ocean like do you know how freaky it would be if you could drive a boat through Miami and see all these these giant buildings in 10 years do you think people wake up then and realize what the is going on they're going to have to at some like people going to be like hey man I think maybe we should stop building right on the water what do you think right I think think this water's coming up on us mhm oh it's happening do you see the uh the videos of the North Pole that looks like a swimming pool no you haven't seen that uhuh it's crazy see if you pull that up north pole melting wait wait do you see this this like they have videos of Greenland and like these Manhattan siiz chunks of ice are falling off glaciers into into the ocean oh my God

119:29it's like it's all happening like right there it's like you could watch it every day I wonder how long Ian I just don't even know I wonder I wonder when like common sense and Technology are going to just butt heads yeah and people are just going there'll no longer be eventually there's going to be no longer debates about things you know like hey is there global warming well here you go and just diagrams and stuff and yeah there's you know I mean it's got It's going to get realer as technology keeps getting better the arguments are all going to end HG Wells had a great quote that history is a race between education and catastrophe wow isn't that a great quote Yeah he wrote that in the 1800s you know it just shows you people saw trends for how crazy is long time ago it's just like we're hoping that one day it's going to get to a point where it doesn't happen anymore

120:28it's like but it seems like that's not how it goes how it goes is just you manage the chaos as much you as much as you can while it's around you what is this supposedly a webcam North Pool yeah it just slowly starts turning into a lake in this area of the North Pole a little oh wow oh boy oh wow that's crazy that is so strange wow you're watching something that was completely covered in ice and then all of a sudden it melts but we don't know if that happens every year right yeah if it just went back to being frozen like two days later yeah maybe that was their summer yeah because you remember March of the Penguins there's that whole thing about it thaws out and then they and then they then they go and have babies and and then it's freezing cold out they have to hide the eggs did you never see that no I didn't catch that movie great movie it's an interesting movie but it's a a brutal

121:37existence these poor Penguins they have to huddle up together to to block each other from the wind they just get together and stand up and the wind just whips them 50 below zero and just they're just trying to cover their eggs with their feet it's so Primal wow it's amazing when you stop and think about what kind of environment that life is not just living in but thriving year after year year after year these things keep in that same spot keep making babies keep walking miles across the ice to get to the ocean keep surviving and you complain when your internet goes down yeah penguins I mean they're just born in negative temperatures this the suckiest spot on the planet right is there a suckier spot would you rather live in the North Pole or in the jungle South Pole north pole or South Pole jungle I live in the jungle I climb a tree I don't know is the same they're both

122:28Frozen aren't they South Pole's Frozen like Argentina like there's glaciers in Argentina why don't we hear anything about the South Pole it's always the North Pole cuz that's where Santa lives South Pole Santa lives in the North Pole who the lives in the South Pole Antarctica is the South Pole right yeah yeah yeah it's creepy down there yeah It's Tricky they they don't even they they is that true they don't even really know what's going map of the world is that true that the anara I don't and if you say to me yeah it is Antarctica's down there people say to um like I got a lot of criticism when uh we did the Dan Carlin podcast like you're so ignorant for a man who's 40 years old about some yeah but you know what I'm honest about what I know and what I don't know man yeah there's a lot of I don't know but there's a lot of I do know there's no room for all

123:14of it okay godd damn it if you you can only know so many things in this life doesn't make you stupid because you don't know things okay you know what it makes you you're interested in other folks people have to get that in their head just because there's certain data that you should have probably accumulated but if you haven't it doesn't mean you're stupid right you know and people are so quick to call stupid on people like there's plenty of that I've done that makes me stupid that's not one of them yeah South America it's below South America Antarctica is essentially the South Pole MH I just learned the other day that uh we're still in the Ice Age We Are yeah if you look up ice agage uh it's uh it's that's what we're we're still in that because it's a huge you know tens of thousands or whatever of years and because Antarctica in the North Pole and

124:04Greenland or something like that there's another one or Iceland or Greenland because these things exist we're still in the Ice Age until they melt that we're still in that whoa that's crazy mhm wow I never even thought of that so until these Frozen areas melt we're still in the Ice Age mhm so when the dinosaurs were around there were no no icebergs or not sure about that I don't know I don't know whether that was in that that period or not of tens of thousands of years that's the hardest thing to wrap your head around yeah that this thing changes so often it's just constantly the the oceans moving and changing when I was in Montana when we were hunting um one of the things that was so weird was seeing seash shells there you would climb these these tall Hills and as you're climbing up the ground is actually like silt it's silt because that used to be the ocean that

124:56used to be the Great Western Inland Sea so as you're walking around that you're walking in this real Mucky sort of clayish Muddy thing and as you're walking up it you'll find seashells it's such a mind yeah Joshua Tree you're looking at these rocks sometimes it's like a movie set because you're like how's that A Perfect Circle how's that rock a perfect who rolled that here how did this get here well you ever seen those rocks that they found um I want to say B bise Stones let me say bise I loved that picture of you and the salmon that you caught that giant hog of a salmon your smile was ear to ear Ari and I caught a bunch of them man oh you were up there with him I didn't know yeah Ari and I we did uh the Bear Tooth I think it's called the Beartooth Lodge it's badass place in Anchorage and we uh went salmon fishing up there you eat those bad boys or is it we didn't eat those

125:47because um we when we went it was a a catch and release time they they Bas it on how many salmon come through the Weir the Weir is like a like a salmon have to come into this box area and they count them and they let them through but right before we got there we couldn't have asked for a better day before we got there there was like hundreds of salmon came through so it was like a crazy amount we're in the river while we were there it was so fun they're so big it's weird though being up there and seeing moose everywhere MH seeing moose and Eagles and Alaska's amazing have you been up there yet yeah you guys got to do a show up there we're in the talks right now about it four but it's supposed to be what two days four shows I don't know if two days what two days four shows in our last where in remember where it was no I don't know Fairbanks or Anchorage Anchorage where you going

126:36to go do you know the place I don't another place two days of shows it'll be fun you'll have a great time people up there are cool as the the girl said that uh the girl that's booking it said that it's one of those places that they never have anybody come out there so like if anybody comes out everybody just goes to the show like no matter if they're a fan or not they just want you know they find out about it because that's it yeah yeah well it's uh it's an awesome town man there's something really cool about those people up there and I think part of it is because they just uh it's like a they're real bonded it's a real interesting kind of a community and they're very Progressive too we saw um Christians for equality this big group of Christians for equality they were standing on the corner with like the gay flag the rainbow flag and they were you know like

127:20waving uh these signs and like waving to people and people like honk on them when they drove by like agreeing with them it's kind of interesting you know I didn't expect that in Alaska I mean I don't know what my preice were I've never heard of that group before that says a lot about Alaska Christians for equality normally Christians are very Christian yeah no not up there man it was really cool I the the the shows were cool everything about it was cool and it's just it just you feel weird being up there the fact it's any Trend how much Canada loves com the farther north you go then it must be like heaven comedy Heaven up there because I love the few times I've been in Canada to do comedy shows it's always been some of the highlights and so I can't imagine what it's like farther north do you do Seattle yeah I've done Seattle so Seattle is awesome they got a

128:08cool comedy scene there too you know they have a couple comedy clubs now they got that um Parlor Live too that place that's connected to a pool hall I just did uh the uh the mo theater up there with Tom siguro last weekend oh so fun Seattle's a it's a great place I did that venue I think with Jeff does it have like church like uh things on the walls like those big yeah yeah they actually just shut down to do some Renovations I think to clean it up but it's uh it's amazing man is so funny yeah he's very funny you guys got a show tonight right where you at tonight Ice House what time 10 o' 10 o' if you're listening to this right now folks you can get in your car and make it there and use coupon code RSS and you get two for one tickets who's there tonight uh we got me we got Tony powerful Tony Jason TBO Jesus Christ Jia Collins oh my goodness uh Matt Edgar make it end

129:03make it end there's too much comedy Sana is said it Serana I think maybe excellent you going to do an ice house Chronicles as well uh no yeah too much right yeah are we I'm oversaturated I know if you don't like me folks I don't like me either okay how about that how about that I'm tired of hearing me me talk as well feel like Joe Rogan's everywhere I don't even like being everywhere all right how about that you're like the opposite of Liberace who wanted to himself yeah I don't want to myself uh but you can go yourself how about that that's it show's over let's get out of here uh you guys got to go do your show um order Brian's new t-shirts folks they're badass deathsquad.tv um go and check them out thank you to uh on it.com for sponsoring us thanks to Tony hinch cliff.com and you can get his new you going to get me one of those shirts definitely I'm going to make it a

129:53large I want you to I want the muscles to pop on at the new gluten-free Rogan excellent higher prime8.com is my t-shirt company go to higher prime8.com and there's all sorts of t-shirts most of them done by Max Mike Maxwell Max Mike Maxwell art.com badass dude good friend of mine and an excellent artist uh on it.com use the code name Rogan save 10% off we'll be back on Monday with uh the lovely and intelligent Abby Martin from uh RT sweet we're trying not to get too conspiratorial on you ladies and gentlemen we try not to be too Doom and Gloom when Abby Martin comes on all these people that come on that are uh journalists they scare the out of me with with reality so uh we're just going to try to have fun with Abby you know everybody wants up to being serious and and try to bring down a government man no one's going down let's just have some fun hang out so that's uh

130:46Abby Martin on Monday and we got uh Jim Norton on August 12th so Jimmy was supposed to be here today but he had a reschedule we got a lot of coming up and uh so thank you everybody thanks for all the Twitter messages and all the love and uh thanks for everybody who came out to the mo theater in Seattle we had a great time we appreciate the out of you people and uh we'll see you next week big kiss mAh e for