Tony Hinchcliffe, Brendan Schaub, Brian Simpson: Fight Companion - August 17, 2024

00:00All right, this is working. Like, why can't we just hear Brendan talk about Hitler? Maybe? Yeah, okay. We up? Yep. Okay, we're up. Ladies and gentlemen, so sorry. There was a bit of an issue. So we were just talking about Steve Ursaig and how good he looked against Pantoja. And I was saying some people thought he won, but to your point, that last round might have been the deciding character. Yeah, I thought the last round was a decider. I thought it was super close, though. And, you know, he looked awesome. But just Pantoja's just such a veteran. He knows how to win. And he pulled it off. He pulled it off in the last round. But that Ursaig kid, man, for that being his first world title fight, his... How many fights has he had in the UFC? Like, four? How many fights has Steve Ursaig had in the UFC? The crazy thing is about flyweight, it's like flyweight and heavyweight.

00:52If you come in and you are a fucking beast, you move up the ladder quick. Not a lot of 125-pound dudes. Not a lot of 265-pound dudes. So if you can get elite... Like, think about guys that stay in the top 10 in the heavyweight division. Like, losses that would have taken you out of the mix in the 155 division. You stay in the mix. The only one that catapults your boy, Umar Nagamadov. Oh, Umar. So good, man. So look at this. He's only had three fights in the UFC before he fights Pantoja for the world title. That's amazing. And by the way, looks so good, especially in the Matt Schnell fight. Fuck, that dude looked good. And all four of those fights happened within one year. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it fought quick. June, November, March. Which is great if you stay healthy. And it was a unanimous decision? Yes, it was a unanimous decision. Which is wild. But no, no, no, that's not wild. I think it was correct.

01:49I think it was correct. I think it was close. It was close. But I like when the guy wins the last round. I think it means more. I mean, I'm an old school guy, right? I like pride rules. I like that. I think their theory of scoring is schoolyard theory. But that's not the game. I get it. That's true, too. But it is also fighting. Schoolyard theory is real. Like, if a guy's on top of you and the teachers break it up, that guy beat your ass. I'm with you, but that ain't the sport we're watching. I know. I know. But that's a real thing. I know this is not scientific or technical. Look, I'm a martial artist. I think I'm a purist. I think the best style should win, which is why I don't think people should get stood up. I think there's a lot of things that just shouldn't happen that happen in the sport. But I'm pretty much a purist. I only want to know what the fuck works. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

02:41But you would be open to if they made the third round or fifth round of a fight count more? It's just got to feel right perfectly. I was saying this the other day. I think they shouldn't let the judges... They should only let the judges watch the last round. The pride rules... Oh, that's wild. The pride rules, they treated it like a fight fight. Like in a fight fight, the end of the fight is worth more than the beginning of the fight. No doubt. Because the guys have been fighting for a long time. Who's winning at the end? And I'm with it. Especially when I was bankrupt. Especially when I was talking about it. Very good call. Very good. I think they didn't know what he's doing on this one. But I think they went bankrupt because of shady business. Whatever you tell yourself, dude. I think it was some Yakuza stuff, wasn't it? Yeah. A lot of that. Yeah. But I'm with you. It was great.

03:26Bro, but I don't think it went bad because they judged it badly. Because, dude, those fucking fights were amazing. Also, didn't the UFC just start to become what it is? Oh, it wasn't even what it is, man. Pride was before UFC. Pride was fucking huge before the UFC. The UFC was huge. Yes. But the UFC was not as big. Pride in Japan would get 80,000 people in an arena. Tokyo Dome, like, wild. Dude, these shows were insane. People would walk out. Who was it? What was that one fighter, the Brazilian cat, that got burnt? Because he walked out, they fucking hit him with the pyrotechnics. Was it Akuna? It was early days. I know what you're talking about. You know what it might have been? Pyrotechnics, like the Super Bowl? It might not have been Pride. It might have been one of those other organizations. I know what you're talking about. They got burnt. Yeah, it was one of those organizations in Japan.

04:16And this dude, this cat comes out and gets cooked. And Michael Jacksoned him. And he was good, man. Yeah, he was good. They fucked up his body. He had, like, third-degree burns over, like, half his fucking body. Fight's tough enough. You know he wouldn't know loss. Yeah, Joe Hilde Oliveira. Yeah. Set on fire in Pride. I mean, that guy was good, man. He was fucking good. Who knows how bad that sets back your career? They'd light you on fire? Doesn't help. I think you're done after that. I don't know, man. But I would imagine you've... It's, like, significant things to overcome. Your skin's all burnt up. And then what do you do going forward? You go give fire safety talks? Well, I think they had to pay him off. They had to give him some cash. But I also remember in Pride, like, those fights were epic. The talent was insane worldwide. But here's the thing. Zero drug testing. Matter of fact... Yes, let's go.

05:01Enhance games. I'm with you. So they actually encourage steroids. Oh, yeah. 100%. You get a better product. Ensign Inouye told us on the podcast, in specific, it has in capital letters, we do not test for steroids. Oh, man. Rampager tell you that, too. Oh, you told me, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, it's just, they were wild. And they put on the best shows. And they had some of the most amazing fights ever. And I think the most talent-stacked heavyweight division that has ever existed. That's fair. If you want to think about the prime of Pride heavyweight, you have Noguera. Overeem. You have Mark Coleman. You have Overeem. You have Cro-Cop. You have Fedor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God! Wouldn't it be dope if... What a murderer's role! If UFC had, like, a 40 and up division where they don't test... Nah, man. Ain't nobody trying to see that. Bro, it's like, hey, you only want so much... Like a master's division? Yeah!

05:53You only want so much brain damage. Then you just gotta opt out. The smart guys opt out. You don't... You're already gonna struggle. You're already gonna struggle. Don't... You don't want to be getting beat up continuously until you're dead. Some people do. You're right. I feel like you should be able to ride horses. Some people built like that. You're gonna have to tranquilize Romero. Yeah. They're gonna have to... Yeah, they want to... He's doing bare knuckle. Yoel is? Yeah, that's where they go to die. Here's the thing about Yoel, though. For whatever reason, Yoel has the capacity to compete at an elite level deep into his 40s. Naturally. Because he's a mutant. He's a freak of freaks. Yeah. You want to talk... It's neck. It's neck. It's everything, man. It's his whole... The neck is crazy, but you know the neck is all surgically repaired, right? You know that. He's like Robocop, right? He's like Robocop.

06:41The neck is one piece. It's like a rod? Yeah, there's a rod. Yoel, remember, they had... His next feud. He had D-ball in his baby bottle. Yeah. Bro. His dad's a stingray. That's why his neck's like that. They fucking abracadabra that guy. They did some stuff with that guy. They were looking at a stingray and were like, yeah, let's do this. It's just ears to shoulders. I know people have heard me tell the story, but I'm going to tell it again because it's so crazy. The thick... The UFC took him to a doctor and the doctor said, where'd you get this guy? And they go, yeah, he's amazing, right? They go, no, he's got a different structure. They said the tendons in his eyes are three times larger than a normal person's. They said he's already healing. He had a fractured orbital. They're like, he's already healing. He's like Wolverine. Also, we don't even know if he's 40. He's from Cuba. He might be 60. He might be 70.

07:25We have no fucking kidding. Or his name. Anything. When he was sitting in that chair, bro, there's a couple moments in doing podcasts where I got reasonably uncomfortable. Really? Because I was in the room with someone who just has this ability to just crush you at any moment. Yeah. It was him and Tyson. Tyson, the second time I did the podcast with him when he's getting ready to fight Roy Jones, totally different Tyson. First, Tyson was like this mellow hippie. Almost like he was this dude who's not working out. He was just, I don't want to work out. I just want to be cool. Second one was like hyped up Tyson. I was like, whoa. You see him hit the bullseyes with the darts the other day, blindfolded? Crazy. Bro, that guy would kill you. But there has to be a part of you, Joe, with Tyson. At least if shit hits the fan, you're a black belt. I'll get his ankle. He's even in some trouble. With Yoel, there's nothing.

08:13You have nothing. You're nothing. There's nothing you can do. I can't even help you. I mean, if you're really lucky, Tyson's got a bad knee. You know, if you're really lucky. Your only hope is to catch a nagging injury. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your only hope. Your only hope. If he collapses on himself. You've seen him hit pads. He'll still fuck you up. He'll still fuck you up. But the Yoel Romero thing is different. Like, Yoel was explaining how he grew up in Cuba and about how he went through their wrestling program. And he was talking about how if you were the elite, you ate three times a day. But if you were below that, you ate twice a day. Yeah. And he goes, and you're working out with all these animals. Like, their only way to make their life better is through athletic achievement. They've got to win. And these guys are just warriors. And they're going at it every day.

09:01And Yoel looked at me and he goes, and it makes you a machine. I was like, oh, shit. No, I'm good. I mean, when you're talking to a real machine, like one of the most elite wrestlers to ever compete in MMA. A freak athlete. You look at some of Yoel's knockouts. Like, look at that knockout to Weidman. That flying knee with Weidman. The Luke Rockhold. He knocks him out and then he kisses him. Freak. Bro, he was a freak. Freak. And for that guy to explain, like, what he went through as a person to get to be the guy he is now. Which is why he's so calm when he gets in there, man. And still competing with a fused neck or whatever. Fused. Yeah. So he got to swing his whole body. Yeah. But his neck doesn't move around. It's like an action figure. But I think it might help him take a shot. Yes. Because Derek Brunson hit him with a switch kick once. I mean, just blasted him in the neck.

09:51And he just walked that shit off like it was nothing. Because the whole thing is fused. It's like a neck brace in football. His traps begin at the top of his head. Stingray. Fucking traps are used. Straight up. That guy's like a flying squirrel. Yep. So that's like the freak of freaks. So when that guy says something to you, like, and it makes you a machine. Then you got some kid in Calabasas talking about wrestling in the Olympics. I'm like, good luck. Good luck, bitch. Good luck. You had a soft life. You ate fucking ring dings and ho-hos and shit. I'm doing that. Get three pot meals. It's like you have to win for dinner. Bro. I'm going to start taking my kids' meals. You get breakfast and lunch and dinner's a toss-up. I remember Don Fry was on Inside MMA once. I love that show. It was a great show. I loved that show. Were you ever on there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. I did it a couple of times.

10:39I did it once where I was explaining a back take from Quarter Mount. Sick. It was like me and Bas Rutten did like a technique thing where I showed him how to do that. It's called Samurai. You know that one? When you slip around behind a guy, you can get his back. Yeah, yeah. You're on top. Yeah. So Don Fry is on Inside MMA and he starts to say, he goes, the Russians are the fucking last real men left. You got to hear. See if you can find it. See if you can find it. It's fucking amazing. Because Don Fry, who's like the manliest man of all time with his fucking crazy cowboy mustache. Old school. He goes, them Russians are the last real men left. What? Kenny? Kenny? Coming up later this month against Mo Lewald. Does that surprise you that Fedor decided to skip the UFC and go Strikeforce way? No, not at all. You got to go where you're happy and go where you're most comfortable and go for the money.

11:31And that's got to be the deal with Fedor, right? I mean, because he owns M1. He is M1, basically. Well, I'll tell you, the Russians don't like being told what to do, especially by some pansy. The goddamn Russians are the last men on the planet. You know, everybody in the U.S. has been feminized so bad, we ought to be carrying a purse and high heels, you know? Man, those are the last men. We need a Putin. Where's our Putin? We need someone who's going to kick ass and not run around apologizing for it. Yeah, that's great. America! America! We need Don Frye today. Right. Keep that same energy, man. We need him right now. Don Frye run for president. Don Frye, he's all fused up, too. Oh, yeah. He's got a bunch of back injuries. I'd love to see John C. Reilly play him in his life story. Imagine a comedy version of that fight scene. He'd have to wear a rubber suit. Saucy. Yeah. He'd have to get jack-ma-fied.

12:25Because Don Frye, at one point in time, remember when he got jack-ma-fied and he was like 230, 235? Remember Fugita? Just jack-ma-fied. Don Frye was a fucking statue. He was a Michelangelo statue. You know? Fuck yeah. We need more Don Frye. That Takayama fight was one of the craziest fights in all of history. Oh, yeah. Stand in front of each other, punch each other in the face. Let's play that. How many times? Oh, the fights are about to happen. The Leech. He said like three years old. Here we go. That's the Leech. First round. The time on screen is 4.55, 4.54, 4.53, 4.52. All right. So is this Carlos Pretoz? And Leech, he's taking what, two years off? Is this that dude that smoked cigarettes? Is this that nasty dude that he just landed a vicious knee knockout in his last fight? Have you smoked cigarettes? Is this that? That's what I'm thinking about, right? You talking about the Asian guy? No, the Brazilian cat.

13:25Yeah, and he's the favorite. Yeah. Well, yeah. The Asian dude has like 18 losses. This kid in the black, the kid in the black shorts, he's good, dude. He's good. I watch what, he's nasty. I'm pretty sure this is the dude. I really have to apologize if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is the dude. Is that him? Yeah, there he is, smoking cigarettes. Yeah, he's like, I'm a fighter. I'm not an athlete. He goes, I'm a fighter. So this dude smokes. He's been smoking since he was like 14 or something. But the most important thing is like, he's nasty. He knows how to fuck people up. And he's got really good timing, man. He's a real fighter. But back to your point. See, I think most first rounds go like this. It's the feeling up here. Why winning this round? Why should that count? Because some don't. It's the exact same. Because some don't, Brian. So what do you do? It doesn't, you know, you're right.

14:15Like, there's a bunch of different factors involved in fighting. I think one of the problems is the scoring system. The must system. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think that's our primary problem. Because I think it's a borrowed system that deals with a one-dimensional sport. It's a very complicated sport. But it's one-dimension, meaning punching. Right. It's complicated. I'm not dismissing boxing. I think you don't ever see boxing at the level you see in world championship fights like a Lomachenko. You never see that level of boxing in the UFC. And you probably never will. I don't think it's possible to achieve that level unless you're only doing that thing. Correct. Impossible. Yeah, because you can't even do that if guys are trying to take you down all the time. You won't develop your skill set the same way if you're training MMA the same way. You get a few freak athletes.

14:58You get your Roy Jones Juniors that can do shit that nobody else can do. But for the most part... There's too much to focus on in MMA. Boxers' hands are way better. Correct. They're always going to be way better. You can't deny that. No, there's not enough hours in the day to get to that elite level. I mean, look at Francis. Dedicated his life to boxing for, what, two, three years? Yeah. Yeah, it's a different thing. Well, also, like the Joshua fight. Joshua had the opportunity to watch him fight and figure out patterns. But that's how it should go. Right. Right, right, right, right. If he would have knocked out Joshua in 30 seconds, I'm like, oh, shit. Don't you think, like, Joshua is the more dangerous guy to fight second? 100%. Yeah, because he's got that lethal one-punch sleeper power. Knockout artist, gold medalist. Fast as fuck. Fast as fuck, dude.

15:45That right hand that he cracked Francis with, I was like, oh, Lord. I'm missing this fight, huh? Yeah. This kid's nasty, man. I forget who he fought in his last fight, but I was watching it while I was listening to music and working out. So I wasn't completely paying attention to, like, what the commentators were saying. But I was watching the kid's movement. I was like, damn, this kid moves good. And Dana's announced some fucking beastie fights lately. Yeah, man, I'm really excited about Khalil Roundtree. Although, the purist in me is like, what about Ankalayev? Ankalayev should be next for the title, right? I mean, Khalil, I hear Khalil's won five in a row. And at light heavyweight. Right, for sure. But. And Khalil also had a draw, right? He had the lot. Like, he hasn't been that exciting. And I get it. The purist goes, well, it doesn't matter if it's exciting if he's winning.

16:32You got to give him a title shot. I know Jamal Hill posted. He was mad. Jamal was mad because Khalil had failed a drug examination. But they knew exactly what that was about. It was about something that's very, it's DHEA. It doesn't help your performance. It doesn't help your performance at all. It's just a banned substance. Yes. And it's an accidental ingestion. It's not something that you would get any benefit from performance-wise. If he tested hot for, like, DECA and they had him in a title fight, they don't get a problem. He informed them the moment he found out his shit had DHEA in it. And they only gave him a two-month suspension. So he didn't do anything wrong. And he didn't benefit from it. Why is that banned? There's a bunch of stuff that's banned. I don't know why. It's a lot. But also, I think, too, just for Alex, like, this is his story, right? Like, they need a main event.

17:21And Khalil is already paired up. So Khalil's won five in a row. He's ready to go. Who's that fight on the match? Is that fight on the match? Fighting next. Rakic? Oh, that's right. When is that fight? Oh! The other left hand. Dude, I'm telling you, man. And the leech is good, dude. The leech is getting pieced up. His head like a rot-weiler. Look at your fucking hands. Ridiculously accurate. Look at that knee to the body, man. This dude's good, man. He's good. And he's got good head movement, too. When punchers are coming his way, he slips, like, right there. Look how he... Oh! He slips away from shit and counters in the danger zone. You know? He gets in the danger zone. He had the leech in some trouble. Leech can take a punch, though, so this will be a fun fight. Bro, you remember when Hamzah just picked him up and took him over to Dana White? Bro. And he's like, I have a fight for Dana! Those were the days.

18:09Those were the days. Who was the guy recently that, like, he broke, like, the longest losing streak? Charles Bennett. That was just recently, right? Oh, Crazy Horse. Yeah, Crazy Horse. Felony. You can't call him Crazy Horse. Oh, it's Felony now? Yeah, because I was commentating his event. Bro, we're old school. I'm old school, yeah. He's always been Crazy Horse. I was like, what's up, Crazy Horse? He's like, it's Felony. I'm like, all right, man. Come on, man. It's like Bobby Green. You got to call him King Green? Oh, Bobby. It's Felony because it's a crime. I keep losing all these fights. Hey, bro, I was super impressed with Patty Pimblitt. Super impressed with Patty Pimblitt. Yes, Bobby Green can fight. Hell yeah. Bobby Green can fight. He's a pro's pro. He was in trouble on the feet. He was getting his legs kicked out from under him on the feet. You know, Patty Pimblitt put on a clinic in that fight.

18:53How good is it? It was just such a perfect strap. Yeah, he looked great. And he gained 40 pounds since then, he said. He's so crazy. How does he do that? He's like crazy. He just goes nuts. But the point is, like, in that fight, like, yeah, you shouldn't do that. I would say don't do that. But also, but also, the kind of guy that would eat 40 pounds and stick his belly out, that's a wild motherfucker. And that wildness with discipline, like, when he's in camp. Could be a perfect storm. It's a great storm. It's like John Jones. It's a little bit of that. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit of that kind of. That crazy is, but John is disciplined. It's tough because with Patty, like, he's getting away with it right now. And, yeah, he beat Bobby, who's ranked, whatever, 11. But at a certain level, you're going to have to stop doing that. When you get to the top five, like, I don't know if that's going to fly.

19:42You know what I'm saying? Like, you got to tighten it up at some point. Right now, he's having fun, doing his thing. He's not fighting like the creme de la creme. But haven't people been criticizing Patty this whole time? Of course. He's a fraud or what? Yeah, of course. Yeah, but they always say that with people that are, you know. When they're more famous than their ranking. But also, like, straight up, dude, in Liverpool, they call him the fifth beetle. He can't walk down the street. I worked with him in San Diego. Even San Diego, I was like, damn, they know you're out here? Like, shut the street down. He's so famous. And wasn't ranked. So a lot of other fighters have animosity. So the fans hate him because they think he hasn't earned it. That dude was whooping ass out in England. Like, destroying. He was making more money not fighting the UFC. He took a pay cut to fight in the UFC.

20:26He was headlining events out there, selling out arenas. And finally, his manager was like, yo, man, you got to compete in the UFC. And he was like, why? I'm making money. He's like, it's just, if you want to be the best, we got to do this. Even though you're going to take a pay cut. So that's why he went over. I don't know if you guys caught this in between rounds, but the leech has a blonde Asian female corner man. What's that supposed to mean? Piece of shit? He's about to do. So he's about to get knocked out. How dare you? What if she's like a K-1 champion? No, that was Trump's Secret Service lady. Remember her? Fumbling with the gun? Yeah, that was a mess. She might be K-1. I thought she was going to shoot herself. I'm like, imagine if she shoots herself in the hip. That lady was in a mid-panic putting that gun away. Bro, are we in a movie or is this real life? I need to know. Someone changed the movie.

21:15I need to know because if it is a movie, boy, the writing is amazing. Yeah. If this is a simulation, what a great simulation. It's crazy. All of it's crazy. Happy to be on the cast. I mean, slap fighting. What? Everything. Everything. President Kamala. All the things. All the things. Fucking save the sharks. What? The fuck are we doing? What are we doing? We're saving sharks? We're saving the sharks. Shouldn't we kill the sharks? Is that a thing? Yeah. People try to save the sharks. Oh, that dude you had on a podcast talking about the sharks. Oh, my God. Right? Didn't it change the way you think about sharks? No. Dude, I'm not taking credit. I've always said that. You always thought that. I've always fucking said this because they're like, you know you're more likely to die in a car crash than you get eaten by a shark. I'm like, now if I swim in the ocean every day to work? Yeah. The fuck are you talking about?

22:04No, you're way more likely to get eaten. Oh, Carlos is lighting the leech up. But what I liked about when I watched this guy fight is his management of distance. He's always in the right spot to counter you and he sneaks out of stuff real nice. He uses his range really well. And he's got real good timing. He knows what you're capable of doing when you're moving forward. Some guys get caught up in the anxiety of exchanges sometimes and they misjudge and miscalculate timing and distance. And when a guy's really good at calculating timing and distance when something's coming at him, that's a special talent. Connor, when he fought Eddie Alvarez. Perfect example of it. Perfect mastery of timing. There it is. I know exactly what you can do. I'll let your punch touch me and then bing. Anderson Silva, Stefan Bonner. Yeah, I think Connor and Eddie Alvarez is the best one ever. I really do. This is it.

22:56That cowboy one with Rick Story. Oh my God, that combination. The Mortal Kombat combo. Oh my God. Incredible. His defense is terrible. Well, no, he's hurt. He's hurt and he has such a big head that he can't put him away. And also that guy's just... Oh, that's it. That's not the fucking face. Oh my God, that's it. I'm telling you, this Carlos... He kept trying to dodge with just his head? He was hurt, dude. His head's too big. He was hurt. No? No, he was hurt. You got to understand, once a guy gets lit like that, like your legs aren't moving good. You don't know what the fuck is happening. Yeah, you're confused. Right now he's thinking, I shouldn't have hired a blonde Asian woman. You son of a bitch, Tony. Also, I got to be... I got to be real careful. Because if I'm around with you, I'll be in the same room with one of these motherfuckers. I'll be like, remember that shit you said? I'm the fucker.

23:43Man, you laugh when Tony and Sean make that joke. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to... Some dudes get very sensitive. Yeah, you don't want that heat. He's still out. You don't want that heat. Oh yeah, he got rocked, dude. He got rocked. That guy is very good. The crazy thing was that his head movement was incredible the whole time. That guy's just so accurate. And with his timing, like you were saying... Carlos is... Look at that one-two, man. That's beautiful. I'm telling you, man. This kid, his timing, it's really good. And you've got to understand that a guy like this is just going to get better and better with world-class competition. So the Leach... You know, the Leach has been top 25 guy for a while, right? He's been out two years. Yeah. Like, the highest you would imagine the Leach would be ranked? 15? Maybe, right? He's in that... Top 25. Yeah. So, it's a fucking world-class fighter. It's a world-class fighter.

24:34And this dude just pieced him up. He's not the best in the division, but he's representative of a really elite MMA professional fighter. It's a great feathered dude's cap. Yeah. Like, that's a great step for his career. Like, this is how it should go. This is what this dude... Also, Leach must sound badass in Mandarin, because it's a shitty English nickname. Right? I think it's because he's such a good grappler, he clings onto you like a Leach. Is that it? That's my guess. I don't think he's that good of a grappler. Or because he sucks. Right. Like, Hamzat. Just fucking... Yeah. Fucking Bollywop them. In Jiu-Jitsu? Yep. Would you say? Yeah. He's a second-degree black belt in Jiu-Jitsu? I think so. Where'd you come up with that? I think I... It's rare here second degree. That's why I'm suspect. That's why I got skeptical hippo eyes. It's possible. I mean, it depends on who... Look at that. Ranked. Jiu-Jitsu black belt.

25:20Yeah, it might very well be. I'm a big fight fan. Look at that. Young Tony. Nails it. For sure, he's really good. You know, real good grappler. But Hamzat just ragdolled him. But Hamzat's a freak, man. How about... Especially at 170. Hamzat's driving me nuts. A, he's never making 170 again, so let's not even talk about it. Why not? Because he can't make the weight. He's fighting Winnie at 85. But Winnie does. But Winnie does, he's a praying mantis eating wasps. Yeah. You ever see that? What? Is that Gordon's belt? Gordon Ryan's, yeah. Yeah. That's Gordon's belt. He's competing. You ever see a praying mantis eating a wasp? Hell yeah. Yeah. I watched a thousand of those. Yeah. I've seen a thousand videos of praying mantis eating other things. Praying mantis eats the male praying mantis? That's kind of what he was like. Yeah, he fucked him up.

26:07When Hamzat was grabbing a hold of people at 170, he was kind of like a praying mantis that was eating other bugs. He was fucking dudes up. Yeah. But he can't make the weight. He's too unreliable. He just needs to be a little bit more disciplined. Bro. Bro, 170. He's almost unstoppable. Dude, how- Even when Gilbert caught him. Gilbert caught him on the noggin. Yeah. Multiple times and dropped him. Remember? Yep. That was a wake-up call for him. He still fucking kept going. Still won. Like that guy never stopped coming. That's why I'm excited to see him. Even though he got clipped and hurt. Look at this. Here's- They're eating wasps. They're so slow. They're not slow. Dude, they catch hummingbirds. You never seen a praying mantis catch a hummingbird? No, man. Oh, son. Oh, let's go. Let's go. It's the nuttiest thing. So they sit over those water feeders where the hummingbirds come and they just sit there.

26:54And when the hummingbirds fuck up and they don't realize that that's a murderous assassin waiting for them- Watch this. Snatch! Damn. That's your ass, bitch. Damn, they're fucking strong. Bro, they're crazy strong. They're strong like something that's a hundred times bigger than it is. Got them in the Uma Plata. It's not a question of the bird getting away. The bird's never going to get away. Oh, this person just knocked the fucking- That guy's a douchebag. Yeah. You're a douchebag. Circle of life. Talked a lot. Yeah, that's a person who is like, he values birds over insects. That's a white dude that voted for Kamala Harris. All he did was just make that species of bird dumber. The dumb bird deserves to die. Right. Good point. That's evolution. Evolution. Yeah. Yeah. But the thing is, it's like, why do we prefer- They're both alien to us. If you saw a bird without its feathers, like, what the fuck is that thing?

27:40Right? Like, what are those things? It's just they look pretty because they have feathers. Why do we like the insects less than we like the birds? Because they're not cute. I guess, right? How close they're kind of cute. Not weird. No, I mean, I put it like this. You ever met somebody that loves spiders? Mm-hmm. They're never normal people. Like, you- No. Like a dude who has snakes. Right. Right. Get the fuck out of here. I'm aware. You don't have snakes, bitch. You got a monster that you feed? Yeah. It's like, oh, look, it's my little buddy. Fuck you. That thing doesn't give a fuck if you live or die. That's a goddamn reptile. A slithery monster. I think we're programmed to like cute shit. Yeah. That's Disney, too. Yeah. If you like snakes, if you're like a snake person, you like to live with snakes, I mean, maybe you're cool. You think? I mean, I'm open-minded. I'm open-minded.

28:28I'm willing to maybe accept that maybe you're cool. Maybe Jake the snake. But if you have like goth makeup on and like platform shoes and you have snakes. And you're best friends a python? Yeah. What happened? You're weirdo. What happened? I was in New York. What happened? Walking around New York last week, I saw rats that were in my weight class. I mean, absolutely. Fat ass. Like, oh, look at that trash bag over there. And it just starts running away. Bro, I saw one in New Jersey once. I'll never forget this. We were coming up to this pool hall and as we're walking from the parking lot to the door, I see this rat that's by this dumpster that's the size of a cat. God. It was so big, man. It was like, no bullshit. That big. That big. And standing up on its hind legs. Yep. Like, baring its teeth at us. And I was in a hot panic. I was like, dude. Yep. What if that attacks us? This is crazy.

29:23There was literally one that looked like a fucking kangaroo. A kangaroo. He was up on its fucking back legs running like that. And they know they can scare you off. Yeah. Especially the bigger ones. And why don't we think they cute? Hey, mammals. Oh. We hate them. But we like squirrels. We love squirrels. But people think squirrels are cute. But squirrels are just rats. Rats with fancy coats. Just cute. A rat is hairs on its tail away from being adorable. Yeah. The squirrels have fluffy tail privilege. Yeah. Yeah. It's fluffy tail privilege. Don't rats? Don't they find some rats like in New York? They have like the black plague on them and shit? Oh, yeah. They have a bunch of shit. Bro, there's a documentary on Netflix. Rats. You ever watch that documentary? Yeah. There's more rats than humans. Well, it's not just that. It's like they test them for all these crazy diseases all over the country. All over the country.

30:05They find these rats. They test them. They just plague. They have old school shit. Horrible ancient diseases. They wipe out mankind. Same thing. Same thing. Did I ever tell you my rat story when I lived in Encino? Encino? Encino. So I lived in Encino and I was renting this house and it had a garage and that's where I put my garbage out before I would put it outside in the morning. So I'd open my door, put my garbage out and then I heard a bunch of rattling around and I heard snap and I go out there and this big fucking rat, big rat got caught in the rat trap. I was like, whoa. But I was tired. I didn't want to deal with this fucking rat. So I went to sleep and I said, I'll deal with it in the morning. I'll throw it out. And I got up in the morning. I go out to the garage and there's a skeleton. I mean, not even a skeleton. There's like almost nothing left except the tail. They ate him. The other rats?

30:59The other rats ate him. Oof. I mean, they must have eaten him immediately. They must have just started eating him immediately. Like instant cannibalism. And here I am. I'm renting a fucking four bedroom house in the hills on a television show. And I'm watching National Geographic play out in my garage with animals eating their kin after they get tricked and biting on peanut butter and get their fucking neck snapped. They're like, well, I guess we got to eat Harry. I'm just imagining the rats like trying their last time to free him and they're like, we can't get you out, Chuck. Bro, I don't think there was any trying. They break out the seasoning. No, no, guys. Wait a minute, man. It was eerie, man. It was eerie. It was because it was like I knew at that moment that I'm sharing. I'm pretending that I'm in this house, right? I'm pretending I'm separated from the natural world. But I'm not. I'm not. I'm in this.

32:01I'm just, I'm in this really porous house where things can get in. And they burrow in. They live amongst you. And they hide from you when you're around. Oh, that's one's eating the other one. Oh, no. Their brains? That is treason. Feasting on the brains of their dead friend. Oh. That's why no one fucks with rats, man. People have pet rats. You don't see squirrels doing that? But here's the thing, man. If you don't feed people, they do the same thing. It's like, it's wild things. It's things that are living a hard life. For survival. Yeah. Like, if you feed rats, they don't do that. Like, if you have a rat, like, sanctuary, you know, where you have a whole room that's filled with rats and they have plenty of food, they're like, hey, what's up? You can come up to them, pick them up. They're friends. They're not going to cannibalize each other.

32:44Yeah, but every time I hear stories like that, I need to know, like, are those suburban rats or are those rats from the streets? I think rats from the streets. It's just rats are adaptable, just like pigs are and people are. That's what I think. Rats are super adaptable, right? Yeah. Super, super adaptable. Rats and roaches. Yeah. Gangster. Super. But rats are weird and they get the younger rats to check stuff. That's right. When there's poison in the food, they're like, hey, if you're hungry, go try that first. Yeah, they let the younger rats go, take a bite. Take a bite of that thing. Snap! Oh, look. Harry got got. Wow. It's time to eat Harry. Or if there's poison in it. They'd be like, eat it and they'd wait. Like, it's good. Let's eat it. Oh, I see that. You ever see those videos where they have like a real sticky floor and one at a time they run out and get stuck? Run out and get stuck. Oh, that's a rat trap.

33:35It's almost like honey looks like honey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Those are nasty. Oh, that's terrible. Rats, they fucking high step through that shit. They high step through like a fucking running back. That's only for mice? Yeah, I think it's for mice. You don't want to work on rats? I mean, I've never seen a rat get out of it, but I don't know. We have a rat issue in my backyard and my girl bought one of those. I'm like, dude, fucking, he's going to fucking steamroll right through that thing. Yeah, rat problems are weird, man. The rat problems are weird. That's why people don't like coyotes, but guess what? That's the only thing that keeps those rat populations down. Really? And hawks. Don't hawks fuck them up? Sure. All those things. Yeah, you're right. Because in the valley we got hawks and cats. Mountain lions if they can catch them. But it's bobcats for sure. But you need something to kill those rats.

34:17Snakes? Sure, snakes can kill them. Yeah. You definitely need things that eat rats. You can't just have rats. No. I cannot fuck with this dude. Every time I see him drink out of a shoe, it makes me want to fucking vomit. Oh, Tai Tui Vasco. You've got to stop this. He tried to drink out of my shoe. Word. That's not going to happen. I drank out of his shoe. I'm like, bro, I could tell you some stories about my feet that would make you stop that. And they called a shoe and they spit in it before. I almost threw up. Oh, I almost threw up. It was a straight luge. I almost threw up. This is a good fight, though, man. Because Jardino Rosenstreich, he is an elite striker. And Tai Tui Vasco is an elite striker, too. These dudes are, I mean. He's like Derrick Lewis with a good back. Well, he's a very skillful man. His kickboxing is very high level.

35:05He's the guy that, unfortunately, he hit Francis with a couple of inside leg kicks. And Francis was like, fuck this. Francis Homer Simpson and just ran at him like this. Francis is like, we ain't pity patterning. I'm just going to storm the gates and I think I can knock you out before you can knock me out. And he just caught him with one shot. It was bat shit, too. Like, that strategy. Like, who does that? Wild. Wild. I mean, that's the upside to having that one-punch power. Oh, yeah. You can't just ignore those. I think it was also Francis recognizing, I don't like the way this is going. Like, this staying on the outside. He's chopping on the inside of my leg. His timing's really good. It's animosity, too, leading into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's weird to have a training camp and then fight like that. We don't need to even have a training camp, bro. Well, you know what it is?

35:48It's just I think Francis, at the end of the day, knows all he has to do is touch you. And so it's like, fuck this. This guy kicked me again. He kicked me again? Yeah. Fuck this. Let's get the fuck out of here. And he just launches. He's like, maybe he just senses that he could just launch at this guy. Francis has a fight coming up. Yeah, he's fighting that dude. That Ferreira guy. That guy's big, bro. Bro, that dude just keeps getting better and scarier. Francis? Yeah. Wait till you see this Brazilian. This Brazilian's huge, dude. Oh, man. The Stipe loss changed Francis in a way. He's super scary to me now. Oh, he's very scary. Did you watch the Joshua fight, though? No. All right. Oh, he just won the boxing? Yeah. Oh, yeah, but that's, again, that's different. Jamie, show that dude versus that PFL fight that they just had. He lost worse than I thought he would. That's how it should go, though. Versus Ryan Bader.

36:38Did you see the last Jackass movie where he's hitting people in the nuts? Who hit people in the nuts? Francis Nagano. Oh, God. Oh, it's so funny. So this dude is the dude that Francis is going to fight. Hennon Ferrara. Wow, these jump cuts are terrible. And Hennon Ferrara is, bro, he's fucking good. That was Jamie. Jamie did that. Oh, okay. He just fast-forwarded. He just fast-forwarded. Me too. I was a god, Doug. Ryan Bader, who spent a lot of his career at 205. And this dude hasn't been 205 since he was eight. Ryan Bader is an undersized heavyweight. He's a light heavyweight. Yeah, he's a light heavyweight. But he's got success at heavyweight as he's gotten older because it helps him to not cut weight. And he's a real good fighter. But this fucking dude is so big. Look at that right hand. Ryan caught him there, though. Yeah, but not enough. No, he's too light in the ass.

37:26The thing is, it's also, it's just like the timing in that right hand. Like, that's elite, man. He's 6'8". He's a big fella. Grab a basketball. And I've seen some of his videos from other fights. Watch how he lands his punch, too. Check out this timing on this. This is fucking nice. His footwork for being 6'8". His footwork ain't no punk, either. No, he's good. Not an easy fight for Francis. Not an easy fight. That's what I'm saying. I don't like it. And there's a lot on the line. Seven people can watch. Also, you're coming off of a knockout. Also, unfortunately, the death of his son, which is a horrible tragedy. Can't even talk about it, Joe. How could a guy, like, be completely able to prepare just emotionally to fight when your son just died? Nope. Like, that'll haunt you. Right. No matter how strong you are physically, no matter how strong you are mentally, your son just died.

38:14You're going to be filled with sadness. Yeah. Unless you killed him. No, he definitely didn't. Right. Unless your son was a real piece of shit. Like, your son was, like, a pedophile clown or something. Yeah, he's, like, 27, though. This kid was three, you know? Yeah. Yeah. It's a horrible story. So, it's like, this guy's got to get over that. Then he's got to get over the first knockout of his career against a guy like Anthony Joshua, who's an Olympic gold medalist in your second professional fight ever, which is so crazy. Who the fuck goes from fighting the heavyweight champion to an Olympic gold medalist? Two fights in a row. Your first two pro fights. As crazy as it is, think about who goes against the UFC, and then it actually works out for him. Never. It's never worked out for him. Nobody but him. Nobody but him. So, he leaves. Fights Fury. We're like, this is insane. He's getting fucking mollywhopped.

38:58Pretty close fucking fight. I thought he won. I thought he won. I thought he won. We thought he won. I thought he won. And then with Joshua, that's when I was like, alright, man. If this is the reality, if we're not in the simulation, he should get starched. And that's what happened. But, he made more money in those two fights than he ever did in MMA. His entire career. And might have ever been able to. Oh, right? Close. Yeah. Because one of the things, hats off to the Saudis. What they're doing is incredible. Because they're just saying, we have all the money. Why don't we just make these fights happen? We want the best fights. Like, hey, Terrence Crawford, do you want to fight Canelo Alvarez? Yeah. Hey, Canelo Alvarez, you want to fight Terrence Crawford? Let's fucking. That's not happening anymore, though. What? No, no, no, no. Canelo doesn't want it. This is what Canelo doesn't want to do.

39:42He doesn't want to talk about other fights while he's preparing for this fight that he's going to have in September. Correct. And so he's like, I don't talk about future fights before I fight this dude that I have to fight. But then that Saudi sheiks like talking shit to Canelo, which I don't like. I don't like. Little respect there. It's fucking Canelo, dude. Yeah, but when you the sheik, you ain't got to respect. Bro, did you see he made Dana hold his hand? That's how you know. Oh, that's crazy. And I'm not talking like this. I'm talking interlocked fingers. Dana was like, fuck it. Yeah, fuck it. I do the same. What do you? I do the same. What's the most of all the cultures that get handsy? That men are allowed to get handsy with you. What's the one culture? What is the one that does the most grabbing? The one that does the most hugging, holding on to you. You have to hug with them and walk with them.

40:28Well, I would probably. Kiss each other on the cheek. I would probably say. Italians? No. Italians love that. No. I'm going to say India. I'm going to say India. India? Yeah. They get real handsy. It's one of those countries where they don't have space. Where you on the bus and you. Yeah. Not good. They're just so used to people touching them. Not good. Yeah. Not good. You don't want that. Well, that's that. That she. No. Yeah. They look like a side piece. I like it. I like it. I like it too. I like it too, man. They should make you sing a Beatles song too. You know what it is? I want a whole new guy. It was such a boss move. It was such a boss move. It wasn't gay. You know what I'm saying? Right. Of course not. Yeah. You watching that damn transfer. Is it 35%? You're like, I'll put my hand in this nigga's pocket until this shit get at 100. I have a choice. Give him my hand or give him my head.

41:14I'm going to give him my fucking hand. It's amazing what you can get done with a lot of people. You can get money. Yeah. Everybody just sort of shuts the fuck up. Except Canelo. Canelo's kind of like, you know, you guys got to do it my way. That's because he's set. You can do anything with money but give him out of love you. Yeah. Yeah. Elon can hold my hand anytime he wants. I'd let him know. I'll tell him. I'll call him right now. I'll hold Elon's pocket. Take your two. One finger. Just mopping around with him. Jardino. This fight's not going to go long. If it does, it's going to be a bad fight. It's going to be a wild fight for sure. Look, Tai Tuivas has never been in a boring fight in his fucking life. That dude knows one way. Like, let's fucking go. That guy literally should have let's fucking go tattooed on his chest. How's he so dry? Don't they warm up in the... Some guys don't. Some guys don't.

42:03They warm up a little bit. You know, they just get ready. You got ashy nipples. That's what I was going to... Yeah, you said it. He doesn't look that dry. I'm not him. No, not him. The black dude. Oh, Jardino. Yeah. That's tough. Watch when they go back to him. I like... He looks like he just walked out of a volcano. Doing this shooting. Oh, my God. It's literally like he just got rescued out on fire. Drinking agave off a flip-flop. Jesus Christ. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Mark Gardner. That's a thing that people... I hope he comes to the mothership and he's like, fucking volcano. Hey, man. Fucking volcano. There is a thing, though, about... I think, Jardino, what you're seeing is... Look at this guy. He's ashy from the shoulder. It's tattoos, brother. It's tattoos. It's ashy scary. Is that what it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're talking about Rosenstruck. You're talking about...

42:54Yeah, I'm talking about Rosenstruck. Oh, you are? He's got tattoos on his chest, doesn't he? Oh. Aren't those tattoos? I don't think so. Doesn't he have... Listen. Ryan, do you hear me? Tattoos. Like, some tattoos you can't see. Brian, did you hear me? I called him ashy scary. Oh, my God. Those tattoos that Ty has are the most painful, apparently. That's those tapping style. Oh, inside your thigh? Fuck that. Bro, but they do it that ancient way where they tap it in with a stick. The wood and the stick, yeah. Fuck you. Takes, like, six years. Yeah, like, look at it. It's all over his body, his legs. Yeah, it goes up to his ass. You gotta be a crazy motherfucker to get that done. Yo, have you seen these things now, like, what the rich athletes are doing? Is they're getting put under and getting their full body down. That's some hoe shit. Post did that. Oh, that's some hoe shit. That's fucking bitch. Post Malone did that.

43:44Oh, Post. I think he just went out for, like, eight hours. Blood light, now this? Goddamn, Post. Find out if that's true. I thought it was a good idea if you don't mind being knocked unconscious by doctors. Fuck that. That's just so dangerous, though. I'm not really interested in that. Anesthesia is nothing worse for you. It's definitely not good for you. Yeah. I don't know about nothing, but it's bad. Yeah, Rosino definitely has tattoos, bro. I don't think so, man. I don't think so. Some Bobby Green-style tattoos. No, you know, honestly, I think he just got shimmery skin. Well, let's not talk about these things. Let's talk about the fight itself. Ty is being, look how fucking patient Ty Tuivas is being. Respect. That's what that is. That's respect for the power of Roman history. It's also like, he's sort of like, you know, he's had some losses where he got caught.

44:32And so he's, you know, figuring out what went wrong in the Serial Gone fight. A little more calculated. Yeah, a little more calculated. Fight a little smarter. And then, you know, when shit gets wild, you know he's going to throw. It's in his DNA. Yeah. Like, you can only be controlled for so long, and then he just has that fucking Maui warrior in him to come out. Which also leads to a lot of chaos, right? He wins a lot. Especially at heavyweight. Yeah. But that's also why we love him. Yeah. That overhand right from Rosenstruck could be a very serious problem. He's fucking good, man. And he's, look at that timing of like moving away from that low kick. He's got that Derrick Lewis power, man. Oh. Well, he's the one who split Alistair Overeem's face open. You ever see that? No. That's the craziest picture in all of MMA damage.

45:16He hit Alistair with a looping right hand and caught him on the face, ripped his lip clear open to his nose. Oh, I do remember that. Yeah, that's Jardino. And he caught him at the end of the fight. There was like a few seconds left in the fight. And he leaps and catches him with a hook like on the face, busts his mouth open. It was crazy. Do you know the most brutal knockout? When Overeem got knocked out by Francis. Yes, that's the brutalest. It was like a Looney Tune uppercut and his neck goes woo-woo-woo-woo. Definitely the most brutal. Look at that shit. Is that the most brutal? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was crazy. That's his lip. That was his lip when Jardino broke his face open. Oh, God. That's crazy, man. Yeah. That looks like hamburger meat. Back in the old days, he would just have a list for the rest of his life. They wouldn't even sew that shit up.

45:59You think that's more brutal than the flying knee from Game Bread? Oh, against Ben Askren? Oh, that's good. That's arguable. That's arguable. Good point. Yeah, good point. You know what the difference is? You know what the... They're both brutal. But remember, Alistair Overeem was a K-1 world champion striker. Right. His fucking neck. Right. And the uppercut's so brutal. Like, because Ben's down. He's shooting. And you see that flying knee. It was so fast. It's definitely 1A, 1B. That fucking... That uppercut Overeem ate from... And it's Francis from downtown. I haven't seen him. No doubt. Boom! Full power. How much would you have loved to see Saucy Overeem versus Francis? Saucy. The old days. The good old times. Yeah. Before there was sophisticated drug testing. The good old times. Like, when Alistair Overeem fought Brock Lesnar. Jesus. Can you imagine the... Oh, Jesus. Saucy Francis. That would be... He wouldn't make weight.

46:57Saucy Francis wouldn't make weight. No, that's up. Francis cuts weight on the natch to get to 265. There's an upper limit? No. 265's the limit. 265's the limit. No fatties. No fatties in UFC. No fatties. There's not enough. It's so dumb. There'll never be a UFC butter bean? No, sir. But the thing is, there could be. And this is my thought. My thought is, there should be no limitation for the heavyweight division. And just open it wide open and have a 225. Have a mid-division. I would have fought at 225. Because I'd weigh in around 234. I was always smaller. Always smaller. And then there's these guys like Semi Schilt. Who's like 7 feet tall, 300 pounds. You have a guy like Stipe or Dos Santos. Like all around 230, 240, fighting 265. 25 pound weight difference? Big difference. And real 25. Yeah. When it's muscle, you're fucked. So they can't do a super heavyweight? They should. They should just do a heavyweight.

47:54Instead of making another one 265 and above. Because there is not enough. It's like we were talking about the talent pool. Like the talent pool in the heavyweight division is not nearly as deep as like the 155 pound division. Because there's a lot of dudes who weigh 155 that are elite fighters. There's not a lot of dudes at 265 that are elite fighters. Also, if you're 265, let's say you're 226 and over. And you're athletic, you ain't fighting for a living. You're playing the NFL. Right. You're making real money. There's more attractive options that aren't going to give you fucking brain damage. The athletes that are big aren't going to UFC. Especially if you're tall. Like why would you do this to yourself when you could just fucking shoot threes? Get cheers. Dunk a basketball. What are you doing? I want to wear a fur coat, bitch. I'm going to drive a Bugatti. I'm going to get my fucking face kicked on TV.

48:37Too big for Bugatti. Fuck that. So it's like it's hard for the... You have to be a crazy person to want to do this. And then... Or have no options. But that... When you are a crazy person that's also an elite athlete, look how far you go. Correct. You know? Yeah. If you think about like some of the guys that are in the UFC now. Like now that it's like becoming a choice for like young athletes. They realize you can actually get famous. And that like suits you more. Than like playing a sport. It's a weird trade. Because yeah, you might be more famous and recognizable. But you're not going to get the same money. True. And you know. But if you don't think... And guaranteed money. Like if you don't give a fuck about the other sports. Like if you're a kid, right? And you're growing up. And you know, your brother gets you into Muay Thai. And you start doing Muay Thai. And you start fucking people up in Muay Thai.

49:23And you want to learn wrestling and do MMA. Like you don't give a fuck who's winning the basketball game. You're interested in Muay Thai. You're interested in fucking people up. Yeah. That's what you're going to pursue. Yeah. You know, it just... You're not going to have a ton of friends with you. Most of those guys don't come through a competitive athletic background. Like a high school program. You know, some sort of college program. It's also not encouraged though. Right. Because you're not going to go to college. You get an education. If you're fucking kicking dudes in the face. Right. So parents aren't encouraging it. And both of these cats we're looking at right now have been flatlined on TV in front of the world. Both of these guys. Nobody wants that. Right. So you have to be a special type of person that can take getting KO'd in front of the world like Jairzinho did.

50:00And bounce back with no problems at all. But also think about it. If you're 265 pounds. Yeah. Again, with fighting it's so tough. There's just no avenue really either. So parents aren't going to encourage it. No. So who would you say is the best athlete at heavyweight right now? I'll tell you who I think. At heavyweight? The dude that John Jones. Zero Gun? Yeah. Zero Gun. Zero Gun's a very good athlete. He's so light on his feet. I think Tom Absinthe. Oh. That's a good possibility too. Ty just caught him, huh? Yeah. Oh. Oh. See, now Ty's going to turn it on. So this is like patient Ty's out the window. And now it's wild Ty. It's also like he's a race car burning race fuel. That bitch is going to run out fast. Well, it's also he hurt him. So now he knows he can hurt him. And he's got, oh, see, he's pressing. But he got countered there though. Jairzinho. Oh. Bro, Jairzinho is good, man. Look, Ty has a fucking chin.

50:54He's got a chin. What a chin he's got. He takes an incredible shot. But it's like you just can't get reckless with Jairzinho. He's very polished. I always think too, if you're like on the bigger end, like Ty, you should get stomach tattoos. It looks so much better, I think. Also, forgive me, Derrick Lewis. He doesn't have Derrick Lewis power because Derrick Lewis would have finished him. No, no, no. Nobody has Derrick Lewis power. Nobody has Derrick Lewis power. Most knockouts in heavy. Oh, shit. He got blasted there. He got. Bro, Derrick has the kind of power that Francis was hesitant to exchange with him. Yeah. Derrick will put you to sleep. He puts everybody to sleep. That Curtis Blades knockout when he hit him with that uppercut. Dude. How about the Volkov fight? He was losing the fight. And we were just saying that he can knock him out with any punch. And then, boom!

51:37And then he says, I had to knock that motherfucker out for Donald Trump. Yeah. And he likes to hurt people. Derrick? Oh, yeah. He's a really good dude, too. He's a great guy. Great guy. Good dad. If he doesn't like you, dude, he would like to fuck you up. Yeah. And he doesn't have no problem with that. He doesn't have no problem with doing that. You ever follow his Instagram? It's just all people getting hurt. Yeah, he's the best. He's okay. Yeah, he goes, he's a... You know he drives the fucking Lamborghini. Yeah. Small one, though. Not like the Aventador. He's a Huracan. A Huracan's a badass car, man. It's not meant for big guys. Like, I can't fit in it. Oh, he can't fit in it? Nah, fuck not. He must have special seats. Oh, he hurt himself! Oh, oh, shit! Oh, Ty hurt his knee or something. Yeah. It looked like he hurt something after that kick. Like, he was in pain, man. And he stepped back?

52:23Yeah, man, he stepped back like limping in agony. Yeah. What happened? Oh, his knee's fucked up. Look at him. Something's wrong. Yeah. Fuck, what happened? These boys are swinging. This is what we wanted, though. This car dropped a great fucking start. Ty was just barely walking a few steps ago. Look at Ty eating his fucking... He's gone. What a fucking animal, dude. Something happened. I wish we could hear the commentary. Because I feel... Oh, we're going to see it in the lower corner. I think it was a check, man. I think he checked it. Nope. Oh, it's his actual leg. Oh, my God. It's above the ankle. It's broke. Did you see that? It was bent. No, no, no. I don't think so. Because he's so big, he couldn't walk on it. I think when he threw that kick, he fucked up his left knee. Can I see that? I can't see it again. Or did it hit one of those nerves. You know what I'm saying? I don't think... It didn't look...

53:10It's hard because it's that little square. But what it looked like to me was a lot like the Aspinall thing. Like when he threw the kick and the supporting leg gave out. Not as bad, though. Because he's 200, whatever, 70 pounds. Not nearly as bad. So if there were structural damage, there's no way. I think he might have hyperextended it. But there's two bones there, right? I don't think it's a bone thing, dude. I think he threw a kick, and I think his left leg gave out. I think his supporting leg gave out. Because sometimes when you throw a kick, if you're not pivoting enough, you put all the pressure on your knee. I actually blew my ACL out kicking the bag when I was 21. So I know the injury specifically. I don't know if that's what happened to him. It's also the torque and the turn. Yeah, but a lot of times that's what happens to guys is they'll blow out the supporting leg.

53:53That's what Aspinall, when he threw a kick, he blew out his support. Right, didn't he? Yeah. Yeah. And that's going to mess with his lateral movement. It all depends on what actually happened. Like, I can't tell what happened because he doesn't look like he's limping. Yeah. He's not throwing the same. No. Oh, see, it wiggled a little bit there. He might have a torn ACL. Yeah, because when he tries to move to the side, that's when he feels it. He might have a torn ACL, but let me tell you something. There's dudes fighting in the UFC at a high level that have torn ACLs. Or that don't have one at all. They don't have one at all. They've torn, completely torn. I know for a fact. I don't want to give them up, but I know two dudes that have completely torn ACLs. John Elway played his whole NFL career without one. Rico Rodriguez was the UFC heavyweight champion. He had torn ACL.

54:35Rico was like one of the first Machado black belts. And you can manage it. Like, I've had a torn meniscus since I was an ultimate fighter. Yeah, but meniscus is a different thing because it's not structural. It sucks. I'm just saying you can deal with it. Yeah, you can deal with it. There's certain ones you can deal with. Like, MCL can be tough. But the thing about the ACL that's a real problem is it's the stability. Yeah. Yeah. You know, because it wiggles around a lot. So there's a lot of guys, they strengthen their hamstrings. They do a lot. But it's never the same. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. So let's see what happened. So. Oh, so DC's doing our play-by-play. Let's see. They might not even cover it. They have to. It's a big deal. I would certainly ask. Oh, look at that Rosen strike left hand. Oh. Oh, dude. He hit him with some combinations. Here it is. Okay, there it is. See? Left leg. Watch.

55:20Yep, supporting leg. Oh, maybe not. Nope. Maybe he hurt that right foot? Or he hit his foot, top of his foot on his knee. It could have been either one. It's hard to say. I don't think it's structural. Because it looks to me like he was bobbling around on the left leg. That's what it looked like to me. But maybe he would, DC would know better because he could listen to the corner. It looks like he just hurt his foot. Either way, he seems okay now. He seems okay now. Yeah. Like, he's not walking bad at all. Now, if it was ACL or structural, his big ass ain't moving around. Yeah, but dudes have blown ACLs out and kept fighting. I know multiple guys who have fought. They blew their knee out. T.J. Dillshaw. Yeah. When he fought, when he beat Sanhagen. Right? Same thing. Blew out his ACL super early in the fight. How about Strickland? And won the fight. That motorcycle accident, he doesn't have like a quad. Yeah.

56:05His wand of his legs is fucked up. That's why he doesn't wrestle a lot. Bro, I'm so fucking pumped for this main event. I really need it. I'm so pumped. I think Izzy's going to blow through this guy. Dude, I really hope Izzy wins. I kind of need him to win. Dude, I'm telling you, Drikus is a puzzle that's tough to solve. His timing is so weird. Strickland kind of figured it out, though. I thought Strickland beat him. But listen. You know who he reminds me of is that dude. Remember when Izzy fought Cannadier? Cannadier. Cannadier. Yeah. Jared? He reminds me of him where he's like just that kind of unorthodox bull in the china shop. Like always forward. Bigger guy. But Jared is the only guy that's fought successfully and had KOs at heavyweight, light heavyweight, and middleweight. Jared is as big as you can get to be 185. He's massive, dog. He's finally getting a good fight again.

56:48I thought that last fight was bullshit. Me too. When they stopped that fight. That was one of the worst premature style. Jared Cannadier's last fight. They gave him a good fight. I was so scared. That was when I was real scared Izzy was going to lose. That dude he fought though is very fucking good. That Abus guy. Yeah. Who was it? No. It wasn't him. Who was it that Jared Cannadier just lost to? Definitely no tattoos. It wasn't Abus. It was that other guy that's really good. Russian Cat. Yes. What's that? No. I'm sorry. Is it Imamov? Yes. Savage. He's fucking good. But they gave Cannadier his next fight. Who's Cannadier's next fight? He has a good fight. Yes. Paulo Barallo? Yes. That dude from Brazil. That dude's a bad motherfucker. That dude's a bad motherfucker. That's a fireman. They said it was Tai's toe. He might have broke him. Oh, he broke his toe? A toe we can work with. God damn it. How long is that?

57:38That fight is a while from now. How long is that fight? August 24th. Next weekend. Go to Ivasa. So they pulled out? Did Jared pull out? Oh, no. He's saying Tai Tuivasa's toe. Not Jared. Oh. Yeah. Sorry. Tai Tuivasa broke his toe. Oh. I thought you were saying Jared Cannadier broke his toe. Oh. Oh. So that's what it was in that fight? Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. He hit it right on the top of the knee. That's a terrible fucking injury. Which toe? Probably the big one. Those injuries suck so hard. He only has big toes. When you get like turf toe. Just five big toes. You ever had turf toe? You ever broken your big toe? No. You're a doctor. There's nothing. They're just like, yeah, wear sandals. They don't do anything. I fucked it up real bad once though. And I broke the top of my foot. Like here on an elbow. Fuck. Yeah. They don't do shit. They don't do shit for life. There's nothing you can do. They put in a splint. Yeah.

58:32You ever had an ingrown toenail? Fucking terrible. No punk. Yeah. Yeah. I have a lump on one of my feet that still hurts every time I do yoga. Because I don't have to lay it flat. Because it broke. And it lifted up. It lifted up too. So every time I have to lay flat on it, that broken ass bone. They won't do nothing for your coccyx either. Your what? Your coccyx? You broke your dick? No, no, no. Your coccyx. Coccyx? Isn't that a fucking less normal term? It's the smallest bone in your spine. It's all the way at the bottom. Right between the butt cheeks. Like your tailbone? Yeah. I don't even think I have one of those. How about that? Oh, it's probably gone? I bet I don't even have it. But if you crack it, you just got to feel it. Yeah, the tailbone, they don't do anything for it. It never heals right. Yeah. Brendan Schaub, how many times do you think you've been kicked in the nuts? Not many. No? Gonzaga kicked me.

59:22That's about it. What about in training? Not a ton. Really? No, man. Which is rare. It's never too late. Let's get the party started. One of the things that I'm amazed in MMA is why more dudes don't wear those tie cups. Those steel tie cups? What do you mean? You can wear a steel cup, which I think is crazy. It's crazy. You can wear a tie fighter. When they fight, they wear a steel cup. So they have this steel thing that sucks around your balls and your dick, and they tie it down with ropes. It goes up your ass like a G-string. It's not about comfortable. It's about protect your fucking dick and your balls. That's why I don't wear it. From metal. But here's the thing, man. You remember Amir Renovati? Yeah. Amir Renovati was training with us at Legends, and one time he mounted me, and he got me in the grapevine and stuck his cup, his metal dick, into my sternum. Oh, shit. It was so painful.

60:17I was like, dude, this is horrible. But Joe, it's also an advantage, too, with arm bars. Oh, huge. It's a leverage point. Huge. So with arm bars, it's like having a rock to bend a person's arm off of. Yeah. Instead of it, and also, it hurts to put it against your dick. That's the dirty truth about arm bars. If you have an arm bar and your nut is in the wrong spot, like, if you're pulling some dude's elbow down and your nut's in the wrong spot and you don't have a cup on, it fucking hurts, dude. It hurts while you're getting an arm bar. So you're saying these dudes, they wear no cups at all? No, no, no. They have to wear cups. They wear the plastic ones. But there's an op. Well, I think the best cup for training is those diamond MMA cups. Those are the shit. Because they figured out the perfect thing with compression shorts and this, like, really

60:59hard plastic, but, like, soft outer area where it, like, settles in to, like, exactly where The problem with those is they move around a lot, but these don't. your legs are. Those diamond ones don't. But the difference of the steel one is the steel one's a fucking weapon. If somebody kicks you in the nuts, you're kicking a chunk of metal. Downside, you're in a thong, though, the entire fight. I don't mind. I would 100% take that if someone kicks me and they hit iron. Yeah, I feel you. And if you can mount someone and do what Amir did to me, like, drive that shit into your chest. I didn't even wear a cup when I trained. I didn't give a fuck. I thought, that's crazy. I thought about that when I saw that. I was like, that is, like, everybody. Kenny Florian used to wear one. Are you allowed to grab that rope? No. No. That's the other thing. Why does anybody wear shorts? Why doesn't everybody wear tights? I know.

61:46I agree. I mean, how many fights is a guy complaining because someone grabs his shorts? I agree. We shouldn't have fucking shorts. Yep. You know, Anderson Silva figured that shit out a long time ago. Wear tights. So did pro wrestling. Why do you want some shit where someone can grab? Have some shit where no one can grab it. It has to be, like, you don't want to look gay thing, right? It has to be that. Let the fucking piece hang, kids. No. I think you're old school, like, Vitor Belpo. Yeah. Vanderlei. Get that summed up going. I'd wear a thong. Like Bert Kreischer at the pool. Yeah. Or just have one of those things where it's, like, all those little frayed pieces. So when they grab it, you can tell. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, you ever see Dennis Alexio fight? No. Dennis Alexio was a kickboxer. He used to fight in a grass skirt. Oh, damn. He was a bad motherfucker. You'd have to be. Dude, he was good. This is the early days.

62:35See if you can find, Jamie, find Dennis Alexio KO highlight. He was actually in Kickboxer with Jean-Claude Van Damme. He was the brother that died. Oh. When the white boy. When Tong Po killed the brother. The white boy. Yeah. And he has to avenge his brother. Yeah. That was Dennis Alexio. He dies by the elbow to the back. What country is that? Oh, he got paralyzed, right? Paralyzed. That's right. This is Dennis Alexio. Bro, Dennis Alexio was a fucking beast, dude. Nasty kickboxer. Oh, he's the real deal. Oh, dude. He was nasty. But you got to see how he fights. He fights with a grass skirt on. Look, he's head kicking dudes with a grass skirt on. You know how wild that is? Those are those big, like, palm leaf trees. Bro, he was vicious, too, man. Vicious KO artist. What was the deal with a grass skirt? He was just a wild man. Just decided to wear a grass skirt. He was pretty good in that movie, too. Bro, he was good.

63:21He was a good kickboxer, though, dude. In the early days. When, you know, kickboxing, like, was still evolving. They were starting the leg kick. And he was, like, one of the first guys that was, like, the victim of leg kicks. Don the Dragon Wilson fucked him up with leg kicks. This is that fight right here. This is, like, they're showing him beating Don up. But Don beat him up with leg kicks. And ultimately, that was the big factor in this fight. That was just, what we're seeing here is just highlights. But Don was, like, one of the first of the American kickboxers. Rick Rufus was the first that figured out, like, the value of leg kicks. But this guy, Dennis Alexio, man. Imagine getting your ass kicked by a dude in a grass skirt. Damn. Everything changed when the ties came over to America. When that tie dude fought Rick Rufus, everything changed. Everybody was, like, what?

64:13It's like when black guys got into baseball. You know how Babe Ruth thought he was the shit? And then a Cuban guy was, like, let me see that thing. Bro, have you ever seen that video? The most, the day kickboxing changed? Like, the most, I think it's called the most important fight in kickboxing. And it's Rick Rufus versus this tie guy. And it's tie, Rick Rufus catches him in the beginning, man. He rocks him. Rick was a savage, man. He was hitting him with, like, jumping hook kicks and shit. He had this dude fucked up. But the tie guy survived. And the tie guy just kept chopping at his legs. Chopping at his legs. And Americans didn't do leg kicks. They didn't know what it was. It wasn't our shit, man. They thought it was cheap. They thought it was a cheap thing to do. Like, what are you kicking them in the shin, you little fairy? Yeah. Oh, kicking legs now? Yeah, it was an insane fight. How many things?

64:59Fight to change the world of MMA. And it's true, because this guy that was fighting, Rick Rufus, his brother, Duke Rufus, is one of the greatest MMA coaches of all time. Ever. So Duke Rufus, who was also world champion kickboxer, he kind of learned about the kickboxing game from his brother getting lit up by this tie guy. It changed everybody's perception of, like, what's effective. And tie guys were hitting trees and shit. Bro, look at this, man. Look at that. He just starts chopping at those legs. And he just, Rick didn't understand how to protect them. So he just thought he would just keep hitting them with, like, jump spinning back kicks and shit. But now he's on rubber legs, man. And he has those fancy-ass pants on. And that tie dude has been kicking tires since he was six. So this is early. This is early. He hurt him bad. He hurt him bad. Rick Rufus was really good, man.

65:48You have to understand, like, to us, like, Rick Rufus was our representative. Flashy kickboxing style. Bro, he hurt him again. Dropped him again. Beating his ass. USA. But this tie dude's probably had 200 fucking fights. And he knows how to survive. I'm showing the promos for the Sphere event right now. Oh, the promos for the Sphere. Most expensive UFC event in history. Anybody who's a fan of striking should watch that fight. Because this fight changed our understanding of what's effective in MMA. Because Rick Rufus was as good as it gets for a guy who kicks above the waist. And we realized, like, oh, my God, leg kicking is gigantic. Because you never had another super, super elite above the waist kickboxer fight a Muay Thai guy before that. Yeah, change the game. Change the game. Change the game. Think about all the things that were, like, good for us that we didn't do because it was gay.

66:40He was like, oh, cardio's gay. I know. Nutrition's gay. Not anymore. Telling your kids you love them's gay. How about Lomachenko? His dad tells him to learn how to dance for two years. He can't box for two years. I want you to learn traditional Ukrainian dance. In Ukraine, you got your kid dancing and tutu. Did it work? Yeah. Hell yeah. His footwork's best. He's got the greatest footwork of all time. Ever. There's not even a close second. Four-time gold medalist? Like, there's great footwork. Like, Pernell Whitaker had great footwork. Floyd Mayweather had great footwork. Roy Jones. But nobody had that kind of footwork. His kind of footwork is... No, Lomachenko's a ghost. It's a dance. It's art. It's a dance. He's dancing with you, and he's moving in a way that you can't keep up. You're not going to be able to... You can't move that way. You know? You can't move the way he does. And his dad was right.

67:24I mean, it's so hard to tell a kid to do that, to abandon it. But there's, like, certain shit. And take two years off. Like, judo, right? Like, here's the thing. If you learn judo when you're a kid, you learn judo when you're, like, six years old, and then you get to be, like, 25. You've been doing judo your whole life. Like, you can do things that... My body can't move that way. It just can't move that way. Because I never grew up doing that. But if you grow up doing that, you could... He grew up moving his feet in a way that you can't keep up with. And he's, like, in front of you. You're throwing a punch. Then he's over here, and he's punching you. And you're going to turn towards him, and now he's over here. And you're missing here, and he's popping you with an uppercut. He's behind you. He's pushing you in the ropes. Teeing off on you in a combination. Angles you're not used to.

68:11You hear TJ Dillastrault went to his camp to work with him. Yeah. And was like, yeah, he was just, like, toying around with me at first. And he was like, and I was going pretty hard, and the next day he turned around, he's like, bro. The angles, the move, like, I would swing, he's gone. Yeah, TJ was like, if he wanted to, he could really fuck me up. And he was really happy, he didn't. Hell yeah. That UFC noche, but it's presented by the Saudis. It's confusing, right? Well, it's Riyadh season is doing a bunch of different events, and so they're a part of this Noche UFC because it's such a, this is a completely unique experience. This is not just the fights. On the screens is going to be the history of Mexican combat sports. So it's this crazy multimedia experience. So they brought in Riyadh season. Look, can you watch it from the street? No, man. I bet on the outside it has something.

69:03It's got to have something on the outside. Does it have something on the outside? It's going to have that design of the UFC thing just rotating. You can't get it for free. Uh-uh. How many haters are going to be out there going, wow. Live stream in the wall? Yeah, hell no. Maybe they show you the replays of the knockouts or whatever? I'm excited to see what it looks like. It's on Twitter already. That thing is hard. Why wouldn't they put whatever they put online, why wouldn't they just put it on the dome too? It takes like 10, 20 million bucks minimum just to make the design to put on the outside. They're only doing it once. It's going to be super special. They're never going back. I think they said they've already spent 19 million dollars. Dana said this would be a one and done event. They'll never do this again. It's not worth it. They can do it at the Apex.

69:45By the way, I don't believe that shit for a second. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, man. No, once you start, it's actually worth it to continue to do things at the sphere because it costs so much money for the technology and to put your stuff into it. But they don't make enough money. Listen to me. Listen to me. But that's why everybody that's doing it does residencies and not just one-offs because it's literally to transfer your files into their thing. It's vast sums of money. Guarantee the UFC goes back. Listen to me. Yeah. If Trump wins, they're going back. Hell yeah. If Trump wins, they're going to do one at the sphere. They're going back. That's going to at least be an annual thing. It's going to be an all-American card. That would be insane. America. Mexican Independence Week is a brilliant marketing move. Oh, it's great. But you know Canelo's fighting also in Vegas the same day. That's his weekend, dog.

70:30That's his weekend. Where's he at? T-Mobile? Yeah. So he's at T-Mobile and they're at the sphere. Yeah. Yeah. I can tell you which one. I mean, Canelo does well, but. Damn, they don't even do that much for Mexicans in Texas. The thing about the Canelo fight is it's for sure going to take some of the steam off of the Canelo fight. I want to see that. Look, I think Canelo is one of the greatest of all time. He's one of my favorite to watch. I want to see that guy fight until he's done. I'd like to him fight Benavidez. I would too. You also get why he's not. This young lion, bigger. He's like, what? Pay me 200 mil. You're like, no. He's like, all right. I have nothing to gain from it. Well, he's at this end of his career stage. You know? Like, he's basically, he wants to collect that big money. That's a smart thing. That's a smart thing. Also, like, the Bivol fight was a little bit of a wake-up call, I think.

71:22Those 175 pounders. They're big, man. Especially Bivol. He's super skillful. And younger. And less damage. And all the above. You know? But I like, I want to see Canelo versus Crawford, honestly. That's what I want to see. And I know Crawford, you know, he's only won the title at 54, and 68's another giant jump above that. I know. I get it. But I just think that guy's so fucking slick and so good. So talented. And he'll rise to that fight. And knowing that he's going to be fighting a guy like Canelo that's a legend, and this is his chance to put the big stamp on his career. And if he wins that fight, it's no arguing where he can go. But that's the problem with boxing. They don't do it. Yeah, but I think the Saudis can do that. I think they can make that happen with the right money. It doesn't, it's monopoly money, man. It's fun coupons for those folks.

72:12Boxing is the argument against UFC fighters having more power. Yes, correct. Right? Correct. It's weird that way. Yeah. How so? Because they can pick and choose the fights they want to do. Right, but that's a smart thing to do for your career. That's what I'm saying, but it's not the entertaining thing to do always. It's also not the competitive thing. I think the Saudis are the solution to that. Oh, God. They come along with the cheddar. Right, right, right. Like, let's go, Tyson Fury. You want to fight Francis Zagato in his first fight ever? Who the fuck else is going to let you do that? As soon as fighters start getting to the point where they can pick the fights they want, then they pick a bad fight. Yeah, no, no, no, no. They also don't fight as often. But you can't say that. No? Because that's some guys. Like, Izzy never did that. True. You know, Robert Whitaker doesn't do that.

72:53Robert Whitaker will literally fight anybody anytime. He really will. He'll take any fight. They offer him a fight. Oh, I might. A fucking fight. Yeah, but the caveat with his argument, the one guy that actually made life-changing money, I'm talking like boxing money like Canelo's McGregor. He made his money after Floyd. Right, but he made it with a Floyd fight. He made it in boxing. Right, right. But he did come back. He's never been the same. He did fight who he wanted to see him fight. Who wanted to see him fight Dustin? Khabib. Khabib first. Oh, well, but Khabib don't want to fight him. Well, no, the first fight. Oh, right, right, right. That was the Khabib fight. Yeah, yeah. And then Dustin was after that. Yeah, you're right. The Khabib fight was, that was the big one because that was, we're going to find out who's the best.

73:34Because when you see the Eddie Alvarez fight, you see the cowboy fight, when Conor's on, you know, look, it's hard to say where he's at now with the injury and all that jazz, but I like to look at fighters the same way I like to look at BJ Penn when I talk about his career. I always tell everybody, if you want to take into account all the greatest fighters that have ever lived, you have to look at BJ Penn during a very specific run. During the Sean Shirk, Joe Daddy Stevenson, BJ Penn was one of the baddest motherfuckers that ever lived during that time period. Top five. It's just, you can't sustain that. It's just, it's just your body, your brain, everything. It just, it's too hard. Fedor in his prime. Unstoppable. Fedor that fought Krokop. Fedor that fought Noguera. They're unstoppable. There's a time when a fighter is at, and I think. Anderson Silva? Yeah. That run? You got to look at him there.

74:25That's how you have to look at him. That's, yeah, that's it. The only way I look at him. The Silva run might be the greatest ever. No? Anderson Silva's run was magic. I mean, I'm just talking about the way he dominated almost everyone. Yes and no. The argument would be Izzy. Yeah. Izzy's run's pretty fucking impressive. They're very close, but Anderson had more division, more victories in the division. But Anderson also had a thing that he was doing to people where it looked like he was doing magic. He was doing magic on you. He was in the movie. Like when he KO'd Vitor. I remember Eddie Bravo and I having a conversation about this. He was like, can you front kick someone in the face? And I was like, you can, but I don't recommend it. Tough to pull off. I was like, I don't recommend it. I don't, I don't, I've never done it. I've kicked a lot of people in the face. I never front kicked anybody in the face.

75:12Like Spartan kicked in the face. Meanwhile, who teaches him how to do it? Allegedly. Steven Seagal. Fuck off. Fuck off. He's like, I told him to do that kick. And so Anderson, not just front kicks a dude in the face, but front kicks one of the greatest. One of the most vicious of all time, Vitor Belfort. One of the most greatest KO artists in the history of the sport. If you look at highlight reels of KOs, Vitor Belfort has starched so many people. And that was TRT Vitor too? No, that was not TRT Vitor. It was not. It was pre-TRT Vitor. He becomes TRT Vitor after that fight. He gets saucy. My favorite. If you look at the Vitor in that fight, he looks like Vitor who played football in college, but now he works at the steel mill. Looks fit. Looks fit. Looks good. But he don't look like the Vitor that fought Luke Rockwell who had muscles on his teeth. Yeah. Knocking dude's eyes out and ching. Bro, he was insane.

76:09So confident. Like basically a silverback gorilla. Yo, I saw Bruce Buffer's brother, what was his name, Michael Buffer? Michael. I saw him do it. He announced the last Crawford fight. Man, he's like 90. Yeah. He's older. The pop ain't there. And he doesn't say, let's get ready to rumble no more. He doesn't? No, he says something else. It depends on the network. Oh, no. And he gets paid. That's why Bruce Buffer does all the work. He does every fight. Bruce is a different animal, though. Different animal. Bruce is our guy. Listen to this. Fighting. Give me some of this. Give me some Bruce. Give me some Bruce here. Let me hear this motherfucker. I'm trying to get kicked off YouTube, dog. I don't care. I want to hear some volume. This dude's giving me goosebumps like a hundred times. He's the best. Stop. When he says something. Best ever. Best. Notorious. Matt McGregor. I'm like, oh. And when he gets in their face. Alex Pereira.

77:06Yeah. Pull what on. And they got that lighting right now. They've made some major advancements lately. I'm like, what do they do if something happens to him? There's other guys, but nobody does what he does. The fall off is real. Give me a little volume. It's over. Give me a little volume. Keep that volume on a little bit in the background. That get us in trouble? Oh, yeah. Yeah. YouTube's real. I want to listen. I want to listen. YouTube's tougher than ever. Dan Hardy's going hard with the tattoos lately. I hope Hooker wins this fight so bad. Did I say Dan Hardy? Yeah, you did. I did. By the way, shout out to Dan Hardy. Dan Hardy's got some good breakdowns. The War Room. You ever listen to his breakdowns on YouTube? Very, very intelligent. Lizard Brain? Full Reptile. Yeah. I love that shit. That's a dope name though, Doug. Lizard Brain. Lizard Brain might be better. Lizard Brain Media? Yeah, I like Hooker, man.

77:57Bro, Dan Hooker. People have to remember, Dan Hooker went blow for blow with Dustin Poirier in his prime. It was a fight where it was like really a toss-up at the end of it. And Dustin wind up with the decision, but it was a fucking war. This is such a tough matchup. And then he had the Chandler fight where he just got caught. Chandler's a little fucking pit bull trying to make his opening statement, and he made it with a fucking double exclamation point. God, God, did he ever. But Dan Hooker is really good, dude. Really good. Super skillful. He's quietly won two in a row. Well, he's just fucking super skill and tough as nails, dude. He broke his arm in the last fight. It didn't say a word. He kept punching the dude with it. Yeah, I talked to him afterwards. Oh, this is just a scratch, mate. He's a beast, man. I was like, what's going on with your arm? Yeah, he's one of my faves.

78:45But Gamrot, his wrestling is top of the food chain. Yeah, it's a shooting matchup for Hooker. Not necessarily, man, because Hooker's knees, they're so... Oh, Gamrot's catching him with punches. Hooker's knees are such a danger when you're shooting because they come with no telegraph. And he's got great hip flexibility. Like, the way he can throw that front kick to the body is so smooth. He's dangerous. Like, the way he moves his legs is very... It's very effective, especially with the knees up the middle. Does he fight southpaw, too? He fights both ways. He can switch it up. Hooker went from no tattoos to just a whole ton of tattoos. And I guarantee you, he didn't get... Oh, there's Gamrot. Gamrot got the takedown. Oh, wow. Nope, nope, nope. Amazing fucking balance, man. Amazing balance. Yeah, look, Hooker got his whole legs tattooed down, too. Legs fucking hurt, man. Okay, let's see if he can get up.

79:41He's getting up. Use the cage, Hooker. Well, they knew what was coming, right? If you're taking a fight with a guy like Gamrot, who's like one of the most smothering guys in the division... ...or wrestling division. Cut his eye, too. Probably with a headbutt, I bet. That is a problem. The headbutts in these, like, closed cringes. But some of them are a little on purpose. A little bit. Look what Khabib started. Bro. You know, I mean, you look at what Khabib does, but, like, they're all... There's so many guys like that now. Yeah. That have that style. It's such an effective style. But he didn't do it. I thought he was going to, like, wrap his legs up with his legs. This is big, man. I think Khabib. But Dan Hooker getting up to his feet is very big. Oh, he just landed right in. Oh, shit. Dropped him. Oh, that's tight. That's tight, tight. Oh, that's tight, tight. Oh, good defense. Good defense by Hooker. Very nice.

80:32Butterfly going. Control posture. Get those butterflies going. Good defense. Clear your cobwebs. Damn, Gamrot smothering. Smothering. Sometimes a referee would just stop this shit. Yeah, they will. You just keep punching him, but they're not landing the refs. Yeah, but then there's the problem if he dumped out his gas tank, trying to make it happen. It didn't happen. That's what you have to hope for, for Hooker. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's only three rounds. But Hooker's so tough, man. He's so tough. Tough as they come. Also, he's, like, felt the sting of these, like, disappointing losses, and he's like, not today. He's just off, right? Yeah. Just off. But still, like, think about Oliveira, man, right? Oliveira was off for a long time and then put it all together. True. I'm, you know, I'm not counting Dan Hooker out, man. Look at this. He's back up to his feet again, son. No, Hooker's as tough as they come.

81:14Dude, he's back up to his feet. This is big because Gamrot emptied the gas tank trying to stop him. Yep, Hooker needs to go to work and not get caught, man. He looks good, dude. He does. Oh. And Gamrot looks like he's slowing down a little bit. Look, he emptied out a lot of energy trying to finish that fight there. Oh. Yes, baby. Keep those ass up. Let's go, Hooker. Oh, we got clipped. Let's go, Hooker. Hit his ass. Oh, my God. He's really high. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Come on, Hooker. Oh, shit. Oh, damn. That uppercut's there, bro. Don't let him hold the hook. 40 seconds. Oh, my God. Uppercut, Hooker. Oh, my God. And then he goes. Bro, dead Hooker. Dead Hooker. Let's go. Here we go. There you go. Oh, shit. Oh, that's a sloppy, sloppy shot. Oh, don't give him that. Oh, Hammerfist, though. Hammerfist. He should keep moving and not do this. Now keep moving. Yeah, keep moving. Don't let him get your leg, man. But he wants to punish him.

82:14I think he feels he's fatiguing. Yeah, I think Gamrot wants to rest him. I think he's fatiguing. He's going to turn around and reverse. Hooker realizes it. Yeah, better. Let's go. 10 seconds. Let's go. Come on, Dan Hooker. Come on, Dan Hooker. Let's go. Cut him off. Come on. Little kick up the middle here. Oh, he just looked at the clock. He's looking at the clock. Dude, five bucks there. There's a blonde Chinese lady in Gamrot's corner. Da, da, da, da, da. Hell, yeah. Bro, Gamrot. He's tough as shit. He took some shots. He took some shots. Hooker tough as shit, too. He took some fucking shots. Both of them, man. Both of them. Dude, this card's been fucking good. Woo, yeah. The whole way. That shit looked kind of trash on paper. Did it? I thought this fight was very compelling. This fight's great. What else is the rest of the card from here out? Well, then you got the... Jamie O'Shaughnessy. Where are we at?

83:04We got co-main event. Yeah, because it's the third fight. So you got co-main event, main event. This is the co-main? Yeah, so you got Steve Urzik and Kai Kera France. Right. Oh, that's the co-main. This is not the co-main. That's right. And then you got Izzy DDP. Why isn't Jiu-Jitsu in the Olympics? That's a good question. Because breakdancing took their spot? Yeah, breakdancing's more important. Did you see that lady from Australia? They banned it now. Oh, it's unbelievable. It's not coming back. Because that one lady? So apparently this... So this fucking cunt, the way she got the members... Damn, done. Her husband is the head of the committee. For breakdancing. Right? She started the foundation and then blocked funding from everybody else. Let's go. God, that's crazy. I saw some girl was like, hold up. Before you feel bad for going so bad on this lady, and she said that story.

83:49She's like, she blocked funding just so she could go. Right. You know it's a problem if the head of the breakdancing committee is a white dude. Or just your husband. Well, listen, there's white dudes that I know that are really good breakdancers. The point is, it's an offense to actual breakdancers that that lady did that. Hilarious, though. Because the actual breakdancers... I follow Stance Elements on Instagram. You ever follow those guys? You see the real high-level breakdancers? Oh, wild. It's like athletic art. Yeah. It's an athletic art form. William Montgomery, world-class breakdancer. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Not the way he hugs. You would have convinced me if I had never hugged him. I totally thought I was going to get at least one of you guys. Probably the side control by Gamrot. This is smooth. You got me. I just didn't have time to say anything. Dude, Gamrot. This is big.

84:38I don't agree 10-9 Gamrot that first round. No, no. I don't think so either. Who said that? But it may be. I could see maybe because he did get him down a bunch of times. But I think it was close. It was a close fight. But this is a big move. This is a big move. For Gamrot real early in the round like this. 350 to go. And he's got side control already. Gamrot can't fucking submit you. Yeah. You got to be real careful. High-level grappling. High-level grappler. Super strong on top. When you get a guy like this and he gets on top, that's when you're fucked. Because they're so good at holding these kind of positions. It's also impossible to get up. Especially if you're not near the cage. The cage walk. And he'll go back to half guard if he thinks he's losing you. Yep. Yeah, this sucks. These guys that are really good at these side control, mount, half guard positions.

85:22They're always looking for what you're going to do next. And they're preparing for it. And if they know they can pass your guard, they'll put themselves back in your guard just so they can control you and hold you down and use your leg as like an anchor. And then they'll get right back. Uh-oh. We got to choke here. Yeah. This is dangerous. It's easy to pass, too. Oh, he got out of it. He lost it. Good job. Dan Hooker's tough, man. He's got good defense. But he's got to get the fuck out of here. I like Hooker and Butterfly. He always makes something happen here. Well, what he's got to do is get feet on hips and get some separation. This guy's a better grappler. He's about to stand up now. Oh, he's got some cuts, man. Bad cut. But he's like a great white shark. There he goes. There he goes. Good scramble. Keep going. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop there. But don't get reckless. Don't get reckless.

86:05You can't stop there. But you can't give up your back. Yeah. There's a balancing act, right? That's what Corey Sandahagen did a good job. Giving up his back, that's all he trained. He was in jeopardy, but he cost him some rounds. It did, but I like the way he was going real high. When the dude got his back, he'd go real high up on him and roll. Back up to his feet. This is big. This is big. Let's go. Two to go. Two-fifth. Come on, Hooker. Let's go, Dan Hooker. Oh, nice uppercut by Gamrot. That was sweet. I'm going to piss so bad, but there's no way I'm going right now. Just hang in there. Never. Oh, left hook to the body. See, so this is a good example, right? That was a lot of control, but not a lot of damage on the ground, right? But you'd say he's winning the round, right? For sure. Unless Hooker starts teeing off on him, and then you've got to give it to Hooker. Correct.

86:53Because Hooker's doing the act, like right there. Nice front kick. Plus, also, the number one thing they score is damage done. Exactly. And there was not a lot of damage on the ground. It was a lot of control. Just control. I think control's like third. And look at the aggression, too. Hooker's pushing the action here. He just needs to land something. Something big. Yes. Like the first round. Yep. But 130 to go's a lot. That's a lot of time. Hell yeah. Oh, nice shot. Good shot. Oh, he got some timing. Oh, oh, oh, oh. If he's rolling, that's deep. Oh, there we go, baby. Get his neck. Don't do it again, though. Don't go guard. Don't go guard. Don't try to pull guard on this. This is not good. Get out of this. Get out of this shit. Heavy hips, head down. Yeah, get out of this shit. Push his head down. Get the fuck out of this. Don't accept this. Don't let him hang out there. Don't accept. You got to not accept this.

87:37Because if you got to this point, this would be amazing on the initial shot. No. Nice elbows. These are big. Yeah, they are. These are big. Keep hitting them joints, though. Make his ass work. Did they get rid of that 12 to 6? They did, right? They did. Is it official 100%? I don't know. Are all commissions honoring it? You know how it goes? Oh, it's another nice elbow. That neck's there, too. Yo, I don't care. That elbow hurt like a motherfucker. Hell yeah. He's trying to fit that elbow in. And he's also threatening the neck, which makes him get back up to his feet. Nice. He's back up again. He's back up again. And isn't it? What are you telling me? It's exhausting having somebody's weight on you like that. Oh, hell yeah. It's also exhausting trying to take a guy down, and you can't. That's why a lot of guys don't grapple. There's nothing more exhausting than shooting.

88:16Yeah, Gamrot is just bleeding Dan Hooker's energy. They're both bleeding each other's energy. Because this is an incredibly grueling way to fight. But I'd say more energy was put out on Gamrot's side. Yeah, for sure. It's also like Dan Hooker's more of a threat on the feet. Big time. Yeah, for sure. He's hurt Gamrot. Oh! He's hurting. He keeps hurting Gamrot. And these elbows are big, man. These are big. That's why Gamrot can't finish the takedown. He has to protect his fucking head. Those are big elbows. This is going to be a great third round. Okay, quick question. Why do they rotate the refs? Like, are the refs tired? Well, you don't want one person to referee every fight. You want to give them. It is exhausting. You're moving around. You have to be there. It's kind of almost as well. Is it like to keep it fair? That too, I would think. But you get multiple fights.

89:08Like a guy like Herb Dean, who's probably the best. You get like three. Oh, I'm on the main card. You might see Herb twice. Yeah. But he doesn't. You'll see Mark Goddard. If the heavyweights, I'm sorry. Yeah. If the main event's heavyweights, you usually see like Dean in there or a bigger guy. Yeah. You want a big guy for heavyweights for sure. So is it like ranks? Like Herb won't ever do prelim fights? No, he'll do some prelims. November 1st, 2024. So not yet. Not yet. Still legal. I think you should be able to do everything. Knees on the ground. I think knees on the ground would make it more entertaining so the grapplers get finishes more. Also, like you shouldn't just be able to turtle crowd position. That's going wild. You're going to sneak weapons. It's a crazy fight. Yep. You know what I mean? That's what Joe wants. If you can get it in the cage, it's legal. Wow. Just fucking shit a blade out.

89:55What if you have like glitter? Blow it in someone's eyes. It's worse than an eye poke. Fuck. Blow sand in someone's eyes. You have your blood sport moment. Remember Van Damme? Yeah. Yeah. Here it is. Third round. Come on, Hooker. Yeah, if Hooker could just avoid the takedown and keep this standing and press Gamera. Does Hooker need a finisher? I mean, you might, man. Oh, man. That fucking kick. The kick. You saw a body kick early in the round. But look at this. He might be getting out of it. He got out of it. Oh, got that neck. Got that neck. Yeah, I think Hooker's winning. Got that neck. Oh, now go. Now go. Back up to your feet. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Gamera's good. You can't wait there. You can't rest. Go. Go. Gamera is fucking smothering, man. He is fucking smothering. There was that window right there, man. You gotta go. I like how he's punching the body here, though.

90:44He's a mean motherfucker. I like this guy. Mike Brown is right there, though, with Gamera. Oh, look. Hooker back up to his feet. Huge. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Come on, dog. Let's go. Gamera looks tired. Oh, left hooker. That's what he needs to do. Stay on his ass. It's going to be interesting just to see what the scoring is. I think Hooker won both rounds. Well, he certainly could have. When it comes to damage, I would certainly say that he's done the most damage, except for the first round. I definitely think it's probably 1-1 going to this, and right now it's a toss-up. But it might not be. I mean, it really depends on what they think is effective. Remember, they're also in Australia. Oh, yeah. Hooker's hometown. Yeah. But who are the judges? Do they bring them in from America? Australia. Oh, nice front kick to the body. Oh, Hooker's turning off. Yes, sir. 3.30 to go is a long time, man. That's forever.

91:37Especially if Gamrot can't secure a clinch. If he's going to be forced to stand. Oh, I like how he's going to the body. Dan Hooker's pouring it on here, son. Look out for those knees, too. Remember those knees? Oh, Hooker's chin is strong. Gamrot just cracked him. I was saying Gamrot landed more significant strikes. It's even, but he's thrown less. Yeah, punching on the ground. It's weird what they label significant strike. Yeah, I don't necessarily always agree with what that is. I don't know how they judge that either. They have a little clicker in their hand. Yeah, it's a disaster. How do they do that? Oh, that was a nice hook. Yeah, it was, and he got out. Hooker better turn on here, man. Yeah, Hooker looks like he's fading a little bit. And there's half the round plus to go. It's just recharging. It's really hard to turn on a Hooker. Oh, you son of a bitch. Can't help myself.

92:27Live odds have switched to Hooker as a 2-to-1 favorite. Oh, interesting. Oh, yeah? Big underdog. I like that. Wow, interesting. Interesting. I like how you can bet in the middle of the fight. Me too. Fuck it. Let's go. That's fun. Where can you do that? Online, right? Anywhere you can bet. Using the promo code Tony. Doesn't DraftKings do that? Yeah, DraftKings. Oh, you got a promo code Tony? DraftKings.com. Oh, there you go. Is that real? Download the app, yeah. Promo code Tony? Yeah. What does someone get from promo code Tony? You bet $5, they'll match up to $250 in bonus bets right now. The crown is yours. What'd you say, Jamie? Not available in Texas. Not available in Texas? In California either. Oh, look at this. He's stuffed the takedown again. Come on, Hooker. Let's go to work. Okay, so this is a perfect example of what I think of when I think of fights. This is the end of the fight.

93:14In the end of the fight, Dan Hooker is beating up Gamrot. He's chasing him down. He's walking him down. He's landing the better strikes. And he's the one pressing the action. So in my mind, he's winning this fight. Yeah. I think this should count for a little more than every other round. So that's why I like pride rules. I feel you. The last round's more important. I feel you. Like, they've duked it out for 15 minutes. Who's winning at the end? I think that counts for something. I don't think it counts for everything. Oh, I like the timing of that. That was nice timing. But if he can survive this, if he can get out of this. He's grabbing his gloves. He said something. Mark Goddard's a good one. He's in there right now. Yeah, he's one of the best. Yeah. Jason Herzog, one of the best. Yeah, I love Jason. Oh, look at this. Look at this. Back up to your feet. Let's go. Let's go, Dan Hooker. That dog has takedown offenses.

94:06Oh, amazing. Back on the neck again. Here we go. Back on the neck again. Here we go. Ah, fuck. Come on, bro. Oh, left hook. Come on, Danny. Oh, let's go. Let's go, Dan Hooker. Oh, my God, that left hand. Straight left. Oh, come on. He's got this. Come on. He's got it. Let's go, baby. Let's go. Let's go, Doug. This is another problem with the scoring system. If other rounds are 10-9, how is this one 10-9? Right? Because this is a much more dominant round for Hooker. He's got much more damage. He's closer to finish. Yeah. It's like, how is it only 10-9? Let's get that neck. Let's get that neck. Let's get those elbows cracking. Oh, he's got to warn them about the 12-6 elbows. But wasn't that? That seemed more like 11 p.m. to 6. There's a dude on Twitter right now that's got three TVs. He's watching this, us, and a football game. That's how you live. Oh! Yeah, Hooker's got to win. Come on, Hooker. What a fight. What a fight. Yeah.

95:09Look at this guy. Amazing. You guys doing it right. Gamera didn't do enough damage from the top position to win this for me. Ooh, his eyes fucked up. What a fight. That was a great fight. His whole card's been gangsta. His eyes filled with blood. What a fight. I'm going to take a piss, and I won't be surprised by the decision. It's like a little treat when he comes back, you know? Yeah. What do you think happened? I think Hooker wins. Hooker. Yeah. Oh! There's Gamera catching with a right hand. Oh. Left hook, right hand. One thing that scares me with the judges, I always hate how they tend to go against somebody that has cuts over their eyes and blood all over their face. Right. But Hooker had Gamera rocked and dropped. Totally. There's a big difference. Gamera did take him down and fucked him up in the first round. But when Hooker was hitting him, it was more significant.

95:58There was more significant moments where he's in real trouble. Real trouble. And then also, when Gamera did shoot the takedowns, his neck was in trouble. He had a bail on things. Gamera did catch him a few times, but overall, I think Hooker did more damage. Have you noticed how Gamera's left eye is filled with blood? It's black, it looks like. Yeah, and Hooker's left eye is fucked up, too. That would be a terrible UFC judge. Who do you think would win that fight? I thought Hooker was winning the whole time. You're more of a KFC. Not the first round. Not the first round. No. The first round, he was getting mauled on the ground. I mean, he did get up and he did land good shots, but the amount of damage he took on the ground was pretty significant. But towards the end of the round, he almost knocked him out. He did hurt him. Yeah. But it's... I'd have to look at it again. Yeah.

96:43I felt like Gamera, if there's a round that Gamera clearly won, I felt like it was the first round. But you know what? Now that you're saying that he almost knocked him out. That's the only round that's questionable. I thought he won the next two. I've had a little bit of a drink. But again, at the same time, when it comes to the grappling and stuff, I don't really know what I'm seeing. I can't say what's amazing and what isn't. Well, Hooker definitely threatened him a couple of times with chokes, but Gamera's takedowns were awesome. But Hooker's defense was awesome, too, and his ability to get back up to his feet. Gamera is a smothering motherfucker. Here we go. 29-28 Gamera. Is this on YouTube? 29-28... No, this is on UFC, ESPN+. No, I'm talking about... Us. Yes. Dan Hooker. Yeah. Dan Hooker. Hell yeah, Dan. Split decision. Split decision. Well, that makes sense. We were split. Yeah. Yeah. I thought he won. Oh, yeah.

97:52Me, too. That's a good win for him, too, because Gamera's got to be top 10, right? What is Mateus Gamera? What was he ranked before this fight? I think he was five. And Hooker was 11. That's huge. Hooker's one of those guys like Charles Oliveira. I think, you know, he's still... You've got to, like, factor in all these different things. The experience. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's got some losses, but Danny's got a lot of great wins, too. Man, the stuff we've seen Charles do is just insane. Charles is special. Jesus. Dan Hooker. 29-28. Split decision. Oh, y'all don't do live comments? What? What are you doing with this stuff? I'm on YouTube. Let's be with the people in the room. Let's not connect with folks outside that have nothing to do with us. You're watching us on YouTube right now? Yeah, what are you doing? I'm just keeping up with the zeitgeist. What? Yeah, don't do that. You don't do that. You don't do that.

98:49No, let's have a good time and hang out with the people that are in the room. No, not while there's three other people in the room and we're also on YouTube. No. Were you just watching you on YouTube right now? Yeah, bro. This is ridiculous. You want a mirror or something? Look, guys, we all making too much of this. Dan Hooker. What a win for Hooker. I was just going on Twitter to see who agreed with me. You were about to be watching you. Don't, don't, don't, don't. And don't ever let them know you're doing that either. Well, y'all are more famous than me. That doesn't bother me. It doesn't matter. It's like you're dealing with crazy people. Yeah, you'll stay as famous as you are if you keep doing that. Also, you're doing it while you just hang out. Yeah, I take you out of the moment. But what was your take on it? What did I miss? I was right. You were wrong. No, I had Hooker. No, no. Oh, yeah, Hooker won. Yeah.

99:40I had Hooker winning two and three. A split decision, though. Yeah, I said split. Yep. Yeah, it looks like the other refs were kind of like the same as we were. Split on. Yeah. Interesting. That's weird. They gave him the second round. One guy gave Gamrot the first round, like I thought, and then two guys gave him to Hooker. Gave it to Hooker the first round. Wow. Because I had Hooker two and three. Yeah. Interesting. I wasn't sure because Brian set a good point. Like, he almost knocked him out at the end of the first round. I was like, yeah, you're right. I didn't think of that. Because he did, you know, he's mauling him at the beginning of the first round. Wouldn't that be the most significant strike in the first round? Yeah. He rocked him. Here it is. Bahalio. God, Kanadier's fucking terrifying. Terrifying. So is Bahalio, though. He's no punk. That guy's good. He's good. He's good. He's fucking good, man.

100:31What's the tattoo on his neck say? Free spirit. That's always tough. That's like when you're one of those dudes that gets, like, Japanese things tattooing your arms. Yeah, I'm one of those dudes. He probably doesn't, you know, doesn't really speak English when he had that done. Yeah, over there. Yeah, exactly. Probably looks cool. Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, that's badass. Yeah, but you have some Brazilian name tattoo. Toot across your chest. Pretty dope. Yeah. You know? I think sentences are one of the lamest things to get tattooed. What is? A lot of rooms. Just words. How about, like, deep things on your ribcage? I think that's a lot. How about deep things on your thigh? Every time you're taking a shit, you get to read, like, the Declaration of Independence. Unless it's, like, instructions. Well, a lot of people get the, like, Bible verses on their ribs, yeah? Oh, yeah. That's super original. Yeah.

101:26That's like keep on trucking in the 70s. What the fuck are you doing? Why don't you get a Tasmanian Devil with boxing gloves, you unoriginal fuck? That's so sick, dude. I'm going to do that. Bro, when I was in high school, everybody had a Tasmanian Devil with boxing gloves on. That's fucking awesome. Really? Yeah, everyone was so dumb. And they can't fight. It was, like, the coolest thing to get. Tasmanian Devil with boxing gloves. Yeah, that's me, bro. I'm fucking crazy. Well, remember, barbed wire was the hotness. Oh, my God. It was crazy. Barbed wire. Bro, how many dudes got that shit on their ankles and deeply regret it? That was, like, the bedazzled affliction shirts. Yeah, but when you're a dude and you got some shit around the ankle, there's something about, unless you're Samoan, I get it. Like, beads, you know, Polynesian, you got beads in your ankle. I'm cool with that. But if you're a regular dude.

102:15It has to be a big piece if you're going to do it. Like, hooker's piece, gangster. Fine. No problem at all. Just around the ankle? Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, you gay, though. Get the fuck out of here. Especially if you got put to sleep to get an ankle tattoo. Oh, my God. That's it. Is it over? Oh, yeah. I got put to sleep to get this fucking chain-link fence around my ankle. Is it over? Yeah. Yeah, man, you're up for five minutes. Yeah. Doctor's like, I'm pretty sure I could fuck this guy right now. That's so dangerous to do that, to get tattooed that way. Why? Because that's how people die. It also- It doesn't happen a lot, but it happens enough that it can happen. Oh, yeah. It's so bad for your body. Yeah. Also, maybe tattooing's not for you if you have to be under anesthesia. Yeah. You got to earn that shit. Remember's not your thing. Yeah. Remember's not your thing. It's not for everybody. Slap fight promo.

103:06Everyone pay attention. Let's go. Athlete. Let's go. That seems like I wouldn't advise any of this. It literally seems like almost like a sketch. I do want to go to one. Because everybody I- I'm telling you, like legit people that I respect tell me, like, dude, I know. Whatever. It's fun. But like, I'm telling you, it's so fun when you're in person. Sure. If there was car accidents at the fucking parking lot, you go out and watch. Yeah. Does this have like, does this have like a feeder thing? Like, um, like ultimate slapper or whatever? Absolutely. You know what I'm talking about? Like they go find these guys? They did. Yeah. That's how it got started. Yeah, they did. They all lived in a house and were slapping each other. You guys are saying this like it's trivial. This is a real sport. You should shut the fuck up. Okay. This is sanctioned by the Nevada State Athletic Commission. They do drug testing.

103:54Yeah, which is ridiculous. They should- I want my slappers on meth. They do drug testing? I want them all on the same shit that Hitler was on when they went across Poland. Give them the real stuff. Let's go. I want methed up dudes slapping their fucking faces off. I don't want dudes on painkillers. I want dudes just jacked to the tits on amphetamines. There's definitely not a weight limit to the heavyweight class in this, right? That's a good question. Yeah, but there's not. Those guys look pretty big, right? But they might be small and big, you know? It's a little unprofessional. It's like bigger class. Why don't you shut the fuck up? These big old athletes. Yeah. I just can't take here while you disrespect, which is a part of the parent company that I'm employed by. What if you're really like that? Like a show for them? Just like, hey, you shut the fuck up, man. No, Joe, you know what? You know why?

104:44You know why? It's because of this right here. If I go, like you talking shit to some guy and I go, hey, hey, hey, you know what you're talking about? That's the heavyweight champion. You go, oh, what? They go slapping. You go, hmm. Yeah. Yeah, but dude, if those guys, if they're really practicing that one move, it's like Bruce Lee said. And they slap you in front of your girl? Oh, yeah. Do be aware of a man. Don't fear a man who has 10,000 techniques. Fear a man who's practiced one kick 10,000 times. They practice slapping 10,000. They were slapped up. Oh, that's how you go to sleep in front of your lady from a slap. Baby, your fucking eyeball fell out. Are they allowed the backhand? No. No. Wow. Is this guy just going to sit here and take it? Look at that. He's the current champ right here. He's going out. Bro, look how jacked that guy is. And he's letting this guy do it to him in the gym. He's training? 266 plus.

105:31That's super heavyweight. Bro, in the gym. He just got brain damage for zero reason in the gym. Oh, that's Larry Wheels. 420. Bro, that's crazy. Man. Hit him right on the... Why would you... I wish I was friends with that dude. I would say, don't do that. Don't ever do that. That's a free brain damage. Oh, I'd say that to both of them. Oh, there's a woman? Oh, yeah. Oh, you haven't seen the woman? Paige Van Zandt just did it. Oh, bro. Whoa. Now, I'm down to watch that. Paige Van Zandt just... You think you are. No? You think you are. For real? Heard some lady just slapped each other in the face. He said he's going to do it. Because I imagine you get a big girl and she pulls her titties this way first and when they go to bounce back, she fucking follows behind it. Oh, momentum. A lot of torque. Yeah, a lot of torque. Yeah, kind of like the way... The gut? Yeah, like the way Butterbean uses stomach. Maybe add like a...

106:24Oh, like a little... Extra little something-something. Like you're drifting in a car. It's hard to watch, though. Dude, I don't like it. Especially when they're pretty. I don't like... I hate how to call me sexist. Yeah. The bare knuckle fights for chicks. I'm like, yikes. Don't hurt your face. Don't hurt your face. No. It just means more. When a guy has his face cut up, he's just a badass. Yeah. You know? Yeah, you can still find a lady. Cheek fights. Girls don't get upset at that. Like, where'd you get that? Fighting? No, they're attracted to it. They don't get mad. Yeah. But a girl who's been like, where'd you get those cuts? Oh, bare knuckle fighting? Like, uh. Oh. I mean, maybe you're cool. Maybe you're cool. But you might be out of your fucking mind. That's not normal behavior for the double X chromosomes. Also, we don't look at that and go, well, that's a mother. But you know what?

107:07It's a special kind of dude, though. That's like, you know what? Right. I love a bitch with cauliflower. I'm like a chick with a forehead scar. Just a struggle. And that guy's gonna... A chick who just got sliced with some elbow. Ha! Yeah. And that's a guy who probably has a history of domestic violence. For meth. Meth. Yes. Ran into Ioana at that last UFC. She is just looking better than ever. Oh, we're in love. We all have separate lives. Look at how he says that with his legs crossed. The way I've never done to my whole life. I can't even get my legs to do that. Yeah, all right. Who was that guy on Family Feud that was gay as fuck? Remember that dude? What? The host? No, not Family Feud. Hollywood Squares. There was the one guy in Hollywood Squares. Oh, with the confetti? Yeah! Rip Taylor. What was his name? Rip Taylor. Yeah, that's him. There he is. That's my mentor. This is Tony. Oh, yeah. We're in love.

107:56Yeah, we're in love. He's got a cigarette. We love each other. Who's gonna tell him he's gay? There he is. Oh, come on. You need that mustache for your life, son. I just throw off. I just start throwing confetti out of my pocket. No! That's what he's doing, Jack. Stop making fun of me! Stop making fun of me! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Oh, Tony. Do you think you... Oh, my God. Because you actually are... You actually do got a thing for her. We have a thing for each other. But do you think you could date a chick that could whoop your ass? I've thought about this many times. I like the danger. I like the idea. You're never gonna be on top. You know that, right? Maybe she went through my phone. Never gonna be on top. She's gonna be riding dick and see, Tony, I can't kill you. I can't kill you. I can't kill you, Tony. Yeah. Yeah. And she's ready to come out. After you guys get married, can I... I'm an ordained minister. Yes.

108:48Can I do your marriage? Yes. And you know you can't break out of that leg lock. Yeah, you're not breaking out of shit. No. Yeah. And by the way, when you... You're supposed to put the garbage out? Put the fucking garbage out. Yeah. Head kick. No lip. No fucking I'm trying to watch TV. Shut the fuck up and put the garbage out. Does she have a man? Is there competition? Even if she does, shut the fuck up. Tony Hinchcliffe is her man. That's her soulmate. We've known this for a long time. We've known this. If you keep talking to me like that, I'm gonna call Rose Norman Eunice over here. Oh, no. What do you mean? She beat her. Oh. I see. That's the only person that can have your back. That Zhang Wei Li fight, that was the craziest one. Oh, yeah. She got that giant hematoma on her forehead. That was not tough. I'm telling you. That fight was such a war.

109:36Everybody, that should be mandatory watching every six months for any UFC fan because you kind of forget. I rewatched it the other day. It was on one of the hotels I was staying at. Oh, my God. War. It's crazy. I mean, crazy the whole fucking time. Have you seen Little Nicky? Adam Sandler movie? Adam Sandler movie? Someone I haven't seen. Fuck. But Kevin Nealon gets tits on his head? That's what she looked like. It's almost identical. Yeah. She had a giant hematoma on her head. It's like a big titty. You know another crazy war is the Yan Xiaonan fight when Zhang Wei Li put her to sleep and she wakes up at the end of the round. And they let her put her in the corner? And she's like, what happened? And they just walk her back to the corner. I was making fun of her and missed the entire fight. She went to sleep. She went to sleep. She went to sleep and still fought five fucking, how many rounds? Five rounds.

110:21Did she get stopped at the end? Maybe late in the four or fifth, but it went wild. What a war, bro. I know. I was making fun of her. I wasn't paying attention. When people don't like women's MMA, I'll let them watch those two fights. Yeah. If you watch those two fights, you tell me you don't like women's MMA. No, it's just as good. At the highest levels, calm down. Women's MMA is the only, it's the only, MMA is the only sport where the women's side is just as entertaining. Bro, there's some women out there. Except maybe tennis. You could throw tennis up there. But other than that. Make sure you put your valet in for Kamala Harris too. Right, right, right, right, right. You disagree? Yes. Well, listen. Hold hardly. There's some women that are super. Competition level? Valentina Shevchenko, when she's in her prime, when she head kicked Jessica Ai, that's as good a head kick you're ever going to see in the sport.

111:04Jessica Ai goes flat line. But let me ask you this. Falls back. So when Izzy knocked out Robert Whitaker, when you're talking about talent, you said she knocked out Jessica Ai. Right. It's not the same level of talent in the sport overall. They're going to get there. But when Amanda Nunes knocked out Cyborg, it was one of the most exciting moments in MMA. Fair. Period. We were going crazy. And you're like, ah! And don't forget when Ronda Rousey, the Ronda Rousey run, the end of that run when she got knocked out. Bro, when she got head kicked by Holly Holm. That was crazy. But that wouldn't be considered high level, right? Because Ronda's striking compared to men's would be like... Yeah, but even finishes. Even finishes. I'm just talking about entertainment. Yeah. Oh, that's two different things. Like, it's the same thing when Rose won the title. How about when Misha Tate strangled Holly Holm to win the title?

111:57Amazing. That was crazy too. Amazing. Put her to sleep while Holly Holm's throwing punches while she's getting choked unconscious. Wild. Crazy. You're not going to argue. I'm not saying it's not entertaining. It's not the same level. It's not the same level. It's not the same level. That's all I'm arguing. No. There's no way. They're still in leather helmets. It's because they're so new. Right, right, right. They're going to get there, but they're still in leather helmets. But they're leaps and bounds from when Ronda debuted. Oh, leaps and bounds. Leaps and bounds. No, they're moving faster than the men. Gina Carano. They're moving faster than the men. Because they started. I mean, Amanda Nunez, she's kind of gone now, right? No, she might come back. She's talking about coming back with Kayla. But she can headline a card. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what I'm saying is compare that to any other sport.

112:36Like, are you – no one – the women's Olympic basketball team had the least amount of – Because they didn't have Kaitlyn Clark on it. Right, right. But that's what I'm saying is, like, it's not – Oh, no. Oh, it's not – as far as women's sports, it's not the same. UFC dominates. It's not even close. No, no. Totally. It's also – it's violence, man. Violence is more compelling than any other sport. The reason why football is so exciting is because of violence. It's a sport. It's a game. But there's something crazy about watching guys tackle each other. But it's also because – also it's because there's nothing missing. In the UFC, every single thing I can see in a man's fight, I can see in a woman's fight. Right, right, right. They don't hold it back. They don't change the rules. They win by KO. They win by submission. Yeah. Even though – This fucking cat is good. He is fucking good. Super slick. Tall for 125.

113:27Tall as fuck. Steve Erskine. But manages to cut the weight really well because there's no fucking chance that guy weighs 125. No. And you can tell, like, when he walking on the street, he looks like a nerd. How many dudes – Super nerd. He's a good computer programmer. He's probably about $1.42 right now. Yeah, at least. Something like that. Especially that height, right? But, man, he's so slick and so skillful. You know, he doesn't have the same type of moves as Sanhagen, but he kind of reminds me of – He's kind of good at everything. Yep. Yeah. Kind of good at everything. And KOs guys with sharp shots. This dude scares the fuck out of me. He's a beast. And he comes from that same camp as Izzy and – City kickboxing. City kickboxing. Volkanovski. Like, that city kickboxing camp is a nasty camp, man. Those guys are good. Yeah, bro. When your last name is a different country, different where you from.

114:14Bro, and that place is like – Kai Carafrance. That place is just like a lion's den. You know, when you have lion's dens like that, like the original lion's den, the Kent Shamrock lion's den. Fuck, yeah. Hammerhouse. Yeah, Hammerhouse. Yeah, Iron Sharpens Iron, man. When you've got a bunch of killers together all in one room. It's just hard to keep them together. Hard to keep them together. Especially when you guys get successful and famous. Disaster. And it's also guys just can only keep up that thing they do for so long, man. You can only keep up that thing you do for so long. Yeah, MMA is rare because, yeah, you can only keep it up for – what do you think? Four years at your pinnacle? Depends, but I'm saying in general. It's like four, like where you're at your pinnacle, like your top peak. No one can keep it up forever. It's got a weird strip of mat down the middle. Are those lines? Yeah.

114:58It looks like a separation, doesn't it? Yeah, that's where it meets. It's sewed. It's sewed together. They always have that. Wow. You just don't see it. Why are you worried about that when two men are fighting? I've just never seen that before. What about that design? It looks like there's actual openings there. I'm going to call you on. It doesn't always – there's no way it always looks like that. That mat's usually – I'm with you on this. It looks like a mat, usually. It's exactly what it looks like, always. No, it looks – you can see that there's space in between. It's a little more obvious. Yeah. It's sticking out a little more. Guys aren't tripping. Somebody's going to get fired because of Tony Hinchcliffe. He's roasting the mat designer. See? Yeah. You got a good point. Yeah. Definitely. There's some crazy things. There's spaces. Let's look at the fight, though. Yeah. For sure. I didn't think it was good.

115:42Kyle France had some neurological problems after his last fight. Really? Yeah. What do you mean, neurological? Neurological. Well, he got tested, and he was having some neurological issues, and they told him to take quite a bit of time off of striking and contact. More guys need to take time off, though. Uh-huh. I know it's not the cool thing. Guys are chomping at the bit, and that's why you have managers. But the problem with that, too, is I love Izzy taking time off, and he's one of the greatest ever, if not the greatest. But to your point, how you're saying it's a short window, and they go, oh, but you got to rest. It's like, I get that. But I'm 28, 29, fighting in the 185-pound division. So the longer I take off, the less fights I'm going to get. Right. So it's a weird thing, man. It's a balancing act, but you got to have people around you that are doing the actual

116:25work in terms of testing you, and they did that with him. They did neurological tests, and it was an unfavorable result. And then later on, he did it, and he had a much better result. So he was happy that he did it. He took the time off. You know, you got to recover. You get knocked in the head a bunch of times. You got to recover. Especially at the lighter weights. You got more time. Well, I mean, I think in all weights, man. I mean, think about what happened with Volkanovski, right? If he doesn't take that fight with Izzy on short notice, which, excuse me, with Islam on short notice, which I think was crazy to begin with. When you're dealing with the best pound-for-pound fighter on Earth, and you fight him in 10 days notice, there's no way. Was it like eight days? Something crazy. But think how fast Volkanovski went to pound-for-pound, basically number one. We're all talking about him.

117:09And then a week later, it's like, oh, he's the worst, right? Well, a week later, he gets caught. But then he fights Ilya Teporia and gets starched again. Yep. Too quick, in my opinion. Real quick after a head kick knockout. So apparently, he didn't get to train as much because he had to pass those neurological tests before he could even start. Right. No contact. But you can hit the bag. You can do a bunch of stuff. You can hit mitts. You can do a bunch of stuff. You work on technique and get better. It's just, you can't do anything that hurts your head. And believe it or not, even hitting the bag can hurt your head. Yes. Like, if you've been concussed, you really shouldn't be hitting the bag. You shouldn't be doing nothing. Because every time you're hitting something, you're jarring your body. Bang, bang. He's saying, like, and that's part of the test. Like, you just have to spell stuff and read stuff. Yeah.

117:55And imagine struggling. I'd fail that shit right now. Bitch. Bro, it's, you know, it's hard to know because different people have a different result. Some people can get hit in the head and they're fine. Like, Mark Hunt. Like, that dude is fine. But it's also hard to know, like, yeah, Mark has a chin. But if you gave that test to him when he was 21. Right. And then you give him a test when he's 30 after fighting K1 in pride and shit. Yeah, good point. Yeah. And then some people get hit in the head and they die. Yep. Have you ever heard of them pulling a judge off the card during the fight? No, I haven't. It happened just a little bit. No fucking way. For what scorecard? The Taito Avasa fight. Oh, because he gave it. All three rounds Taito Avasa has been relieved of his duties for the rest of the night. Wow. They said how he hit the showers. Oh, yeah. I've never seen that happen before. Oh, look, look.

118:43And I've seen awful fucking judges. We're missing some shit, man. Ercig's in trouble. Kaikara Francis caught him. Oh, he hit him again. Oh, Ercig's in big trouble. That's it. Oh, wow. Oh. What a fucking comeback. Oh, my goodness. And we were like paying attention to Taito Avasa. Your brain's 100%, sir. Damn. A huge win. That's a great result of taking time off, letting yourself heal, get back to 100%. Now, what do you think Izzy's going to do? Now you have this giant win. Well, hopefully we'll find out real soon. But think about this catapult him. Now, let's give your teammate just one. He just beat up Michael from the office. He had time off. Yeah. By the way, you think Drake is dupless. He gives a fuck about this. He doesn't care. No. No, he's a savage. This is a big win for Kai Carl Franz. That's huge. Massive, bro. Huge. Because they're both coming off losses. So, wait. Who fired the judge? Who? You have to commission.

119:32Well, let's take a second. Well, let's take a second to soak in the fact that that judge did give all three to. Yeah. Look at this. I mean, that's crazy. Oh, look at that left hook. Oh, that left hook's crazy. We missed all this. Oh, my God. We missed all this. Good for Kai Carl Franz. Bro, that's big. Dana doesn't have any control over commission. That's what people don't understand. Look at this. Watch this left hook. Bang, son. Look at those legs dipping up. That's beautiful. Well, the commission probably thought it was an egregious scorecard because we saw Jairzinho teeing off on him on one round. Yeah, you're 30, 27. Yeah. They're probably like, hey, Homer, get the fuck out of here. I mean, there wasn't a round that he won. That's a big win, man. Massive, bro. Because they both come off losses. Now, think of Steve Urcic. You're on top of the world, right? Yeah. Razor sharp decision. Now, you're down two.

120:15And now, you got KO. Half your pay. But this is huge for Kai Carl Franz because Kai Carl Franz now becomes the most compelling guy for the featherweight title other than Brandon Marino, who's already fought Pantoja twice. It's tough. And then remember that other homeboy. Three times? Did he fight him three times? Three times. But then remember, there's not a ton of contenders. That's how Steve Urcic got in there. Right. Because they let homeboy go because he's difficult to deal with. Yeah, Makayev. Yeah. Think about that. That, dude. It must have been super difficult. So difficult. He's fucking undefeated. 21-0? Undefeated and tough as shit. Remember when he got leg locked and he did not tap? Yeah. Bro, his knee bar was horrific. I was like, he might ruin his career. I wish they would change this, too. God knows he lost. Let him leave. No, no, no. Shut up. Nah, you gotta take this in. Stay put. Take it in.

120:58And then you better. Look, it's killing him. Look at that. And then clap. Clap. You gotta clap. There you go. That's how men do it. You gotta clap. Good job, bro. You got me. You got me. Did that stadium look small? No. It didn't go back deep. It didn't go back deep. The what? Just a weird view of it. That's a big place. That's not the same place like. No, they're in Perth. They're in Perth. So, I mean, if I had to guess, it looks like 10,000. Because the biggest gate. Well, Sydney's huge. That's a big place. That's where Holly and Rhonda set the record. Melbourne's huge. And I think Izzy set the record, too. Yeah, Melbourne is where they set the record. Itty odd. Yeah. Those. Etihad? That's big. But I'm telling you, man, the Japanese were doing it way bigger. Where's that? It's big. It's 15,000 seats. Where they're at right now? Yeah. Right. But that's like less than T-Mobile. The real big ones are the Japanese.

121:47What they did in Pride. Tokyo Dome? 80,000. 80, 90,000. Yeah. Bro, they had 80,000 people. Every time. You see them in Japan? Yes. Yes. Multiple events in Japan. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're great audience members. They know everything that's going on. They're not as wild. When someone passes the guard, they all applaud. Yeah. They like technique. They're tuned in. They're tuned in. They're real quiet while the fight's going on. It's crazy. It feels weird. It feels different. They're just really watching and appreciative. Like martial arts is such a deep history in Japan. Like respect. Have they ever done China? Oh, yeah. No. I mean, they definitely have. Beijing. But, yeah, they've done, didn't they? Bisping fraud, gaslim in Beijing, right? Yeah. Where else? At least two or three events. Yeah, yeah. Macau, too. What does Macau count? What is Macau? I don't know. Does that count as its own country? No.

122:37That would be considered China, right? That would count. That's a quick good. China district. But there's like, they have casinos over there. They say they make Vegas look like fucking Reno. God, I bet those slot machines, bro. I heard there's casinos over there in Asia are just bonkers. Just bananas. What is this one? Is that Macau? Look at that. That's China, right? Sun. Yeah. Is it in China? So I know they did a UFC there. And my friends that went and worked it, they were like, bro, this fucking, it makes Vegas look like a joke. Look like Barstow. I have no desire to go there. Well, if you lived over there and you spoke Chinese, probably a good move. If you're really into gambling. I'm going to skip. They had to change the MGM, the design at the MGM, because they fucked up and they had a mouth where it was like the lion's mouth and the people were coming through the lion's mouth.

123:26The Chinese people are like, you out of your fucking mind? You know what kind of bad luck this is? Oh, really? To walk through the lion's mouth. This is so stupid. So they had to redesign the whole thing. That's how much business they bring. Of course. Holy fuck. Yes. Do we even have lions over there? See if we can find that. Oh, let's go. Style Bandai. Yeah, baby. I guarantee you'd win on my podcast. I really need to win. What's that? You have a book? Is that what you said? No, I guarantee them to win. Hold on a second. What, Jamie? Do you want to see it or do you want to see the attack video? Attack video? What attack video? The lions? No, no, no. You weren't listening. Sorry. When the MGM was first constructed, you had to go through a lion's mouth to get into the building and they had to rebuild it. It was like an open mouth. Yeah. What is this science fiction movie? What is this shit? This looks good. No, I'm out. No.

124:07Crap. You're out already? Bullshit. Everything's crap. Slingshot? That looks good. No, I'm out. I'm out. What the fuck is wrong with you? He's going out in the space. Nah, bro. In theaters. Bro, that's it right there. So that was the original thing. It says this myth busted. No, it's not true. It's not true? Is it fake? What's the headline? According to pervasive Las Vegas myth, the mouth, the MGM, and the lion served as a casino's hotel entrance. Even the Pulitzer Prize winning Las Vegas Sun described the original MGM grant entrance in March 2001 as a huge lion head with its wide open mouth serving as its doorway. As you see from the photo below, this just wasn't true. Okay, so it's not going through the mouth, but it's going like into the lion. It looks like it's the lion's mouth. Yeah, it's going under its crotch. But they did change it. Okay.

124:53It's been widely reported that many Chinese gamblers believe that traveling anywhere through the representation of a lion's mouth invites bad luck. Not nearly as much bad luck as traveling through an actual lion's mouth. Presumably, but enough. Okay. It was literally that. It wasn't literally true that they entered through the lion's mouth, former MGM Mirage spokesman Alan Feldman told Casino.org. But many customers believed it to have the same negative vibes and refused to use that entrance. Yeah, so it's true. Yeah. It is true. They went around the door. But also they were saying, where is it? There's other shit. Like the Rio and Encore Casino hotels are entirely missing floors 40 through 49. The number four is considered unlucky because it sounds like a Chinese or Japanese word for death. Whoa. Jesus. God, dog. Yeah, there was like 75. But they're not missing the fourth floor.

125:44There's other certain floors that they didn't have. I forget what it was. But meanwhile, that's like the 13th floor. But the 13th floor, it's bullshit. It's like Shooter Jennings had a song about it. It's like, you know what floor you're on. You know how the 14th floor, bitch? The point is, like, in Asian cultures, gambling is huge. It's like why the best pool players come from the Philippines. They gamble. Gamble. It's all about gambling over there. And so because these guys are gambling for such intense amounts of money. Like I said, a lot of luck and stuff is built into their culture. Right. Their New Year's. They got lucky fish. Dragon. They wish that you had more money. Luck is huge. Yeah. Luck is huge. It's a big deal. And gambling's a big deal. It's a big part of the culture. So if you have something that, like, doesn't appeal to Asians and it's a gambling venue. You're going to switch that shit up.

126:34You're going to switch that shit up quick. You don't want them going over to the Tropicana or wherever the fuck they're going to go. Yeah. In the world of, like, pool, Asians are some of the biggest gamblers ever. And that's why they're so good at pool. Yeah. Because they're playing for a lot of money. Yeah. So they get really good at it. You know, it's like there's consequences and there's, you know, value in being really good. What else are they good at? Ping pong. Huge ping pong players. You know, I mean, go to the Beijing Olympics. Yeah. Didn't the Chinese basketball team beat the American basketball team? Absolutely not. Did I make that up? Yeah. What the fuck? How dare you? How fucking dare you? Didn't they? You know what's funny? When American team beat the Chinese math team. Do you know that? Really? Yeah. You want to see what the American players look like? Are they all Chinese? What's saying, yes.

127:25Are they all Asian? Yeah. Chinese. See if you can find the photo of the American team that won the math competition. It's like that in eSports, too. Like, all our gamers and shit. All our touch. Is it a meme? Is it a fake? Is it fake? I don't know that it's fake, but it's definitely a shit post. God. I love a good shit post. Oh, my God. You know what I'm saying? Matthew Lee beats Chad for the first time in 20 years. Bro, that's legit. They won. Is that real? I don't know. Three years ago. Shut up, you fucking communists. Of course it's real. America. Fuck yeah. Coming to save the motherfucker day. I don't know about this one. Which one? Shut up. Just close the laptop. I think we have plenty of information to form a conclusion. True. Look. There it goes. Shit. Oh, God damn it. Regular Americans. This is bullshit. Hell yeah. But this is a different year. This is before they brought in the A-team. Yeah, we're second place.

128:25I don't even know what it is. They squeaked by that year. It's just a meme. With regular Americans, they just squeaked by. That's hilarious. It's a meme. I wonder how big of a star Zhang Weili is over there. She must be huge. Huge. Huge. You assume, right? You know? First UFC Chinese champion. Yeah, one thing I was going to say. Dominant. They were watching her twerk her little flapjacks. Well, that's why that Yan Xiaonan fight was so big. Two Chinese citizens fighting for the world title. And two of the best of the best. And a really fucking good fight. Good fight? How many people have viewed it in China, I wonder? Oh, my God. It must have been off the charts. It's so many people. Must have been off the charts. Who's that huge? It was a huge Chinese boxer that was like hot and cold and hot and cold. Right, right, right, right. What the fuck was that guy's name? He's huge.

129:10And he wanted to fight Joshua because he beat him in the amateurs. Right. But he was just... I don't know what was wrong. You're not talking about the guy who knocked out Deontay Wilder. Yes. Yes. Yes. He just knocked out Deontay. And he's 40. Yeah. Dude's 40. Yeah, ain't nobody trying to see that. Yeah, with Deontay, man, it's like... It's like you just don't always get him at 100%. Oh, my God. Here we go. Well, I just feel like with Deontay, it's like there's only so many times you can get KO'd. You know? There's only so many times. He did ayahuasca and get all friendly, though. That's a problem. I can do it. That's a problem. It is. Connect to the spirit world. Tell us what Twitter thinks about all this, Brian. Hey, hey. I'm ADHD. I need constant stimulation. This is a fight. You're about to see one of the craziest fights ever in the middleweight division. I'm so... I'm so...

129:55Arguably the greatest of all time other than Anderson Silva. Yeah. I think he's better. Well, you know, they're different eras. It's always weird to argue that, right? It's hard. Again, it's completely different. But also, one tested positive for PEDs, one didn't. Just going to throw that out. That's not fair. That's why I always bring up BJ Penn. Whenever anybody talks about the greatest, I always bring up BJ Penn. I was there, dude. I was there when BJ was storming the castle. Real deal. When he knocked out Sean Shirk, I was like, who's beating this guy? Good luck. Who's beating that guy? But also, you could also argue Iggy, Izzy's fighting better competition. You could also argue that if Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson had anybody near his class in his division, he's the best. Yes. The only problem with Mighty Mouse is that skill-wise, he's the greatest representation of martial arts I've ever seen.

130:44He's the most complete in all areas. In all areas. And because he's not burdened by gravity, the way he can move, the things that he can do. Mighty Mouse. And then you know who always fucks up the argument? Who? GSP. GSP was awesome, too. You gotta throw him in the hat and he's... 100%. You also have to throw Jon Jones in the hat. Oh. Jon Jones is... This is why Jon Jones trumps all of them. Because Jon Jones is doing that light heavyweight and heavyweight where the level of air is so small. So small. Where Mighty Mouse can zig when he should have zagged and gets hit and he can still win the fight. Jon can't. He's finding that much tougher. I think... Dude, I watch Mighty Mouse go from a suplex to an armhole. Oh, yeah. Yeah, nobody can do that. No one can do it. No one can do that. No. He's 125 pounds. I was gonna say, it's a massive advantage of that weight division. Yeah, it's a massive advantage.

131:34You can move that fast. But, you know, Jon Jones did have some split decision victories. And... And a bullshit. Yeah. You know, Tiago Silva fight. But no real losses. Or the Tiago Santos fight. No real losses. Dominic Reyes. No. Dominic Reyes close. Close to a loss. That one's close. You can call it. It was close. I mean, Dominic was... Dominic was... I think Jon had lost a lot of motivation during that time. He's fighting nobody. And it's not no disrespect to them, but you're Jon Jones. You go from fighting Chael, Vitor, Machida... DC. DC. When Jon's at his best is like when Jon fought DC. Like, especially the second time. That's Jon at his best. Because, like, there's a bit of rivalry. They hate each other. They're very... And you know what? That was also DC at his best. Yeah. Yeah. Well, definitely the first fight. The second fight, man. That head kick. Jon just... He fucking knew it was coming, too.

132:23He knew DC had that tendency. They actually even talked about it in the press conference. They talked about it. He said, you think I'm going to lean to the right? And you're going to head kick me. And he did it. And he did it. And DC got taken down. But I also remember that first fight, Jon tested hot. He definitely did. Damn. I keep forgetting that. Before I spoil it. Before I spoil it. Are you waiting to see how Craig Jones did tonight? Yeah. How did he do? He won. Did you choke her out? Yeah. Did he get her back? Yeah. It's a video. Did he get her back? Yeah. Gabby Garcia... I mean, he did it gently. He was nice to her. Why she got... Because Gabby Garcia weighs like 240 pounds. Why is this happening? Because they made this challenge match. She's tapping. Because Gabby Garcia is a multiple-time world champion, and she's like 240 pounds. But damn, she didn't even get the braids took out, bitch. What you doing?

133:11Well, you know. She wants to look good. Good for Craig. Like, that's more important than... I could have told you, if there was betting on that fight, I would have bet everything I've ever earned in my life. I would have leveraged it. I would have called banks. I would have called my business manager and said, what else can we sell? What else can we sell? Right. What are the odds? How much money? I'm going to get... This is free money. Unless he breaks his neck. So you think she knew, too, that she was going to lose? Oh, yeah. Everybody knew. There's no way. Craig Jones is the second best grappler in the world. Yeah. It was a spectacle. I mean, he's a phenom. He's a phenom. And the only reason why he's not number one is Gordon Ryan. Yes. If you didn't have this dude who's doing juice 365 days a year, training every fucking day, studying... Right. Like a savant. Like a savant. Smart guy. Super smart. Super smart.

134:01Freakishly strong. Technique off the charts. Best ever. The best ever. Yeah. If that guy doesn't exist, Craig Jones is number one. When I finally got to watch him live, I was like, I get it. Bro, Gordon is a special athlete, man. Yeah. And, you know, there's a kind of mind that that guy has that's a one in ten lifetimes. You see it in other... Like Michael Jordan, right? You've seen Kobe. He reminds me a lot of Magnus Carlsen. You have to be insane. I've been watching a lot of him lately. You have to be insane to be that good. You have to be insane. There's like five dudes that have that level of insane dedication amongst all sports in the world. And the second dude... Lance Armstrong. Don't get the second dude is Donahue. The second insane motherfucker is his coach. Well, he always says Donahue is the cheat code. He is, man. He's a character in a movie. He wears a rash guard at bars.

134:49Bro, he's a character in a movie. He's literally like Mr. Miyagi. Like, you see him sitting on the side in his fucking gi. But it's just his background. The guy was a professor of philosophy at Columbia. And then gets in love with Jiu-Jitsu when he's working as a bouncer. And then decides to only teach Jiu-Jitsu and sleeps on the mat. And is training every day. He's a playlist. Only has like one spoon and a bowl. Doesn't give a fuck about anything other than Jiu-Jitsu. You're trans. Doesn't give a fuck about anything other than being effective. And before he was all fucked up, before his knee was destroyed and he got to get a hip replacement. He's all banged up, man. Like, real bad from injuries. And a lot of it's from rugby. But before he was banged up totally, he was a nightmare. Everybody I know that rolled with him when he was younger, like, dude, his technique was so good. It was terrifying.

135:37He just had a bad knee. His knee was destroyed from rugby. Things happen for a reason, though. He goes on to become this, you know, once in a lifetime coach. He would have been a once in a lifetime fighter, too. I mean, he's a real freak. But the fact that he can channel that kind of mindset of being an elite grappler with a genius mind into another genius like Gordon, who's also just as dedicated as him. And physically gifted. But he even says, he goes, I'm not very athletic. He says, it's all just technique and control. But that's the gamble, right? How do you know that that's the person? You don't. Well, you know when he's a kid. Yes. Because, like, he was obsessed by the time he was, like, a kid. He's outlining. And then by the time he gets, you know, he trained with Tom DeBlas. And then by the time he gets to John Donahue and Henzo's school in New York, he's already pretty good. You know?

136:24And then those guys in that Henzo's academy in New York, there were so many high-level guys. And I bet you there's some... Eddie Wolverine. There's some child hanging around their gym that's going to be a fucking... Oh, guarantee you. There's some murderers there right now. Gary Tonin. I mean, that whole gym was so high-level. And then, of course, Henzo. Just Henzo himself. Like, his background. Like, he's direct Gracie lineage. I don't like that. I don't like that. Did you catch that? No, what did you do? He handed him a monster energy can over the cage and he took a little sip of it. That's filled with water. It's bullshit. Water. It's for the sponsors. Oh, okay. I thought it was cheating. No, no, no. Damn, dog. You're throwing them away already? Listen, by the way, that ain't gonna help you. There's not a fucking... You could drink all the monsters you want to fight in Israel.

137:08No, I'm saying, like, there's not really Monster in the can. There's some Nils in the can. It's water. No, no, no. It's all checked. All that stuff's checked. Yeah. It's just for their sponsorship. Okay. And you see, after the fight, a lot of times they have empty cans and they pretend they're drinking. It's kind of corny. You gotta stay off Twitter, dog. You gotta stay off Twitter. Yeah, you gotta stay off Twitter. He's like, this is a conspiracy. Energy drink. I'm gonna see what Alex Jones has to say about this. DDP's fucked, man. There's a monster in that can. Look at that jacket. I want a jacket like that. That's the next Kill Tony I'm buying a jacket like that. There's a thousand of them. He puts so much heart and energy and pride into each one of these things. I mean, it is so cool. In the last one, he had Conor McGregor and Michael Chandler embroidered, like, sewed, like,

137:52their images inside of the lining of his jacket. Yeah. But the fight got canceled. So he had it made previously before the fight. Just for him. Just for him. They just had it stored in his closet. Yeah. He's a wizard. He's the best ever. He's the greatest announcer in the history of combat sports. Will never be another. There's not even a close second. Yeah. Correct. I've known that guy for 25 years or something like that. I've known him forever. I met him in 1997 when he was doing those old UFCs. You know, he manages his brother. Yeah. Well, he's the one who figured out how to patent Let's Get Ready to Rumble and put a trademark on that. They sell that shit. They make millions of dollars just from Let's Get Ready to Rumble. Him and his brother Ballin'. Ballin'. Oh, yeah. He's a great guy, too. Everybody loves Bruce. Oh, yeah. One of the best. And he's just the most exciting announcer ever.

138:37Like, when he gets you fired up for, like, if I was there, give me a little volume. Let me hear this shit. All right, Joe. Let's go. Let's get kicked off YouTube. Fuck it. Wow. I know a guy. I can get our call removed. Oh, here we go. Come on, Izzy. Oh, my God. Here we go. Boy, locked in. Boy, locked in. Locked in. I see him clipping the DP as he comes in. Bro, he looks really good, man. Physically, he looks really good. Doesn't he look, like, a little thicker? Yeah, he does. Well, I think he knew that this was going to be a physical fight. A lot of the training footage, you saw a lot of, like, heavy inside fighting and heavy grappling. Not only does he look thicker, he looks less flabby, kind of, than usual. Remember, he had that tit that one time? That one titty? Yeah. Well, that was probably an infection. But he was saying, I read a thing where he was eating Uber Eats and shit a lot in previous

139:32fights, and this one he ate super clean to increase his everything. Damn, Uber Eats gave him one fat titty? I think it's a lot of Uber Eats. He caught a bad onion ring. Just one titty. Just the one tit grows back. One titty? I don't know about to leave that to me. He gets some fucking seed oils in his titty. Bro, a dude does not want that. Especially a dude who takes his shirt off and fucks people up for a living. Bro. Nightmare. I think I asked him about it one time, and he was, like, a little taken aback. I never want to see this guy win. I don't know why. Drek is? I'm telling you, I feel the same way. He's so heelish. He's natural to me. I just want to root against him. Bro, he's a tank, man. He's a problem. Yeah, he's a tough son of a bitch. He's awkward as fuck. And he says the N-word, right? No. Does he? Yeah, he does a lot. When did he say that?

140:17He's from South Africa, and you can say it if you're South African. Wait a minute. Does he? Are you sure? Doesn't he? No. I don't think so. I'm almost positive. I thought he did. Even Mike Perry doesn't say it anymore. It's frowned upon. Not anymore. You know this. Yeah, I've heard of this. It was a big part of my special. I know. I love my favorite part. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go, baby. Come on, boys. Here we go. Did they hit gloves? Yeah, they did. They did. They hit gloves. Oh, my goodness. Dreykus is going to charge. He's going to get clipped. That's going to be on the stage. That's what I'm thinking. Oh, my God. That's what I'm thinking. He's going to get clipped. Bro, this is as intense before a fight as you can get. Grudge, world title, one of the greatest ever coming back, trying to win the title. I just want right now to be the only time Izzy's back is against that fence. Bro, this looks intense.

141:05Here we go. Here we fucking go. I'm nervous. Here we go. Come on. Those gold gloves are pretty dope. I was thinking this in the gym today. I was thinking, I wonder if Dreykus tries to exploit the fact that Izzy is heavy on that left leg sometimes. With kicks? Heavy kicks? Yes. Well, with low kicks because Alex exploited that. Alex did a lot of chopping at the calves in the first fight in particular. And even in the first round of the second fight. Yeah, I was thinking that right away. But you're not Alex Pierre. Right. He's not. But he is a good kickboxer. And his team is very good at formulating strategy. They did a really good job of having him fight southpaw against Whitaker. That was a big factor. Yeah. Because Whitaker seems to have a little bit of a problem with southpaws when he gets caught with that right hook. And that's what he caught him with. It rocked him.

141:52He caught him with, actually, almost like a strong jab off the right side. And he had some success against Strickland, too. Yeah. I want to see if he charges and chops at those legs in the middle of the melees. You know? Oh, good kick. Oh, he caught him with that right hand. He's already cutting it off. Yep. Yeah. He's getting a clip coming in like that. The first time I saw Drakus was live. And he was charging like a bull. I can't remember. It was like three, four fights ago or something. He's tempered that. He's tempered that. He used to have these blitzes where he would have his chin up in the air and charge forward. I think, though, also, those were the days where his mouth was. Oh, that left hook. There it is. Although his mouth was open a lot during those fights because he had a nice kick to the body. He was a cardio prompt, too. Because he had a completely destroyed nose.

142:41So he got his nose reconstructed. And now he could breathe out of his nose. And since then, he's looked amazing. Do Plessis have a cardio prompt? Oh, he did. His coach said he could only breathe 6% out of his nose, which I thought was bullshit. But then he got it fixed. And that motherfucker has cardio. Yeah, that was a nice high kick by Drakus right there. Izzy blocked to BC. Izzy's got that right hand up higher now. Drakus just hits so fucking hard, man. And he's a dog, dude. He's a dog. I mean, he's trying to kill you. Bulldog. Yeah, and he's really hard to hurt, man. Like in the Strickland fight. Oh, nice low kick by Izzy. Tony thought DDP said the end would love. I swear to God. I don't think he does, dude. I could swear I saw a clip of him on Twitter. It was something different. I think he said something about being the first African champion. No, he definitely did that. They said that.

143:27Izzy went on that rant. Yeah. Well, Izzy said that to him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what's up? Like, he did when I was holding the microphone. Yeah, I remember that. He said the drop in the N-word? Yeah, Izzy was. Yes. It was awkward. He's like, my African brother. He goes, I'm no brother of yours. Oh, I just Googled it. It's because Adesanya called him the N-word. Yes. Sorry about that. Are you rooting for him now? You should root for him. No way. I feel bad. No, Izzy watches Kill Tony every Monday. Yeah, Izzy's the man. He does. Loves it. He posts about it and everything. He looks good, guys. Yeah. He looks good. You see that take-down defense? And from this distance, this is Izzy at his very best. All day, brother. If you can... He's the master at this. Oh, man. He's also the master at timing. Yep. And his kickboxing is super technical. He's setting things up all the... Oh. He's setting things up all the time.

144:24I love that he's getting away from that. Dude, I think he knocked out Alex, bro. How wild is that? Wild. Wild. I mean, he's moving away from these big shots. So instead of standing there like Sean does... Nice low kick there by Dracus. Instead of standing there like Sean does, Izzy's on his bike. Yep. And he looks real good. He looks real good on the outside. He looks focused. Oh, but that high kick is sneaky as fuck, man. He's done that a couple times. Oh. Let's go, baby. That's it, baby. Oh, Izzy. Here we go. Good combo by Izzy. Nice combo. He's got to be careful for that left high kick, man, because Dracus is sneaky with that shit. And Izzy's blocking with one hand, which people don't realize is trouble, man. Well, it's trouble when Dracus throws that left. Ooh, he hurt him with that right hand. Oh, another low kick. Oh, no. Oh. Get off the fucking fence, Izzy. Yeah, exactly.

145:11Izzy just shook his head, which is never a good time. That means it hurt. He just low kicks him again. Yep. You're right, Joe. I mean, that's what I would do. If I was in his corner, I would say, look at the Alex fight. Two fights in a row. He had real problems. Oh. Another one. Nice uppercut. Great uppercut. Nice. That high guard's perfect for Izzy. And that kick to the body. Oh, there's that left kick again, man. This motherfucker can kick better than I thought. Bro, he's sneaky with that left. Yeah, he is. He's sneaky. That thing's coming over the top fast. And the motherfucker takes a shot, too. Oh, there's that left again. Yeah, but Izzy's starting to feel himself now. But here's the thing, brother. When you get those on the forearm, it fucks your arm up so bad. Oh, nice right hand. That's what I'm saying. You got to have two hands on. Oh, another one. You got to have two hands on.

145:54It's going to break your forearm. It can break your forearm. Yes. Especially that. Oh, we chopped at the leg again. Those kicks. His motherfucker. See, that blitz is what's going to get him fucked up. That's going to get him knocked the fuck out. Yeah, that's what we want. There it is again, the high kick. Bro, that left high kick is sneaky. It's going to be a problem if Izzy doesn't start getting too high. Also, just holding pads, getting kicked by those sucks. Yeah, man. If you take three, four of those in the meat of your forearm, you think your leg goes numb? The thing about your leg going numb is you got to walk on it. Your arm, you're still moving around, but you might be in fucking agony. You got a shin slamming. Into your forearm. All Izzy's doing is this. So that. I mean, none of them have been. What should he be doing? This. Like this. You got to do like this.

146:37And you want to catch it on the side of the bone like this. And then this softens it. So it's like. The worst thing you got is this. Because if you go like one hand. It's going to break. Snap that shit. Snap that shit. So many guys have gotten their forearms snapped by catching a kick. Remember Frank Shamrock and Kung Lee? Oh, bro. Snap. His arms just snapped. It happens so often. Oh, my God. This fight. This fight. So exciting. I had to uncross my legs. I had to text Joanna. Send her a heart emoji and a fist. I want you guys to get married. Yeah, me too. Me too. Let's go. We just need her on board. We'll be good. Sound like a real stock. You will be my bitch, Tony. I just need her on board. She's going to make you wear a dog collar, son. She's going to make you wear a dog collar. She's going to peg you. She's unbelievable in real life. She got upgraded, too. Yeah. Here we go. Upgraded? What do you mean? She got a BBO?

147:34No comment. No, no, no. That would be fucking dope. That would be ridiculous. That's not necessary. That's a Hall of Famer you're talking about there. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. No, that landed. A lot of energy. Yeah, but listen, man. Oh, that's a nice low kick there, dude. That was a quick motherfucker kicking. Especially that left leg. That left leg low kick and high is very dangerous. That first round's tough to score. Yeah. Bro, this is a fight. I'll tell you that. This is a fight. Nice kick. Nice low kick, Izzy. Great kick. Good movement. Oh, no, no, no, no. Take down. Hold up. Hold up. See how he handles this. Hold up. Right up. We right back up, baby. Don't let him get it back. Right back up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Almost. Hand fight. Hand fight, stand up, bud. Hand fight, stand up. Drekas is such a fucking bull, man. He's such a bull. He hasn't done much in the UFC, but he has a killer rear naked choke.

148:28Oh, he's got the back. That's not in deep. I don't know. Yeah, but he's on top, son. This is bad. This is real bad. He's going to have to give his back again. And stand up. He's going to have to get up to his feet. He's going to stop the ground and pound. He can't be flattened out. Oh, that ain't good. This is terrible. This is terrible. Oh, no. Oh, no. Bad shots. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's turning. He's turning. He's turning. We're good, baby. This is not good, dude. This is a lot of time. 3.30 to go. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. It's on the chin. No, he's good. Yeah! Wow! Oh, he's on top. Back up. Back his ass up. Let's go. Come get some. Show him who you are. Come get some, baby. This is when you go. That's right, Izzy. Let's go. He's tired. No. No. No. No. Oh, there it goes. Nice try. He's in trouble. Nice try. He ain't kicking you in the dick. Nice try. He kicked him in the body. Yes, sir. Come on, baby. He's tired.

149:16He's tired. He's tired as fuck. Let's go, Izzy. Stay on your horse, man. He burnt out a lot of energy trying to finish that. He almost had that shit. I was worried. Oh. Oh, good movement. See you missing. Oh, that kick's slow now. Yeah, he's tired. He's very tired. He's very tired. Damn, he had that Charlie Brown kick. A lot of time. Oh, a lot of time. That uppercut's there all day. Izzy, uppercut, Bubba. Oh, right. Oh, good counter by Drick. Oh. You got him. You dropped him. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You dropped him to a fucking takedown. Yeah. But 230. We're only halfway to this round, kids. Oh, he caught the bottom of his leg. Oh, he's grabbing the fence. He's grabbing the fence. Oh, don't grab the fence. Why not? Because it's a point. I don't even see the rest. No, they give warnings, dog. They should take a point. I agree, but they don't. Okay, he's almost up. He's almost up. Drickus is tired, son. He's exhausted. He's tired.

150:04I would just be elbowing him in the face. Oh. He landed that. Yeah, he did land it. Twice. He had a little cheeky punch. Oh, he's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. Drickus is too tired to pull this off. His punches don't even have nothing behind him. No, he's exhausted. Drickus is exhausted. Drickus is a dog, though. You got a hand fight. Don't. He's a giant kill. This is making Drickus exhausted. Oh, yeah. Yeah, super exhausted. Is he tired, too, though? Yeah, but look at that. Drickus is taking some deep ass fucking breaths, son. They both are. They both are. Bro, this is tough. Oh, yeah. This is tough. Come on. Up, up, up, up. He's up. He's up. He's up. Turn. Does he have the energy to slam him? Bro, 130 to go is a long-ass time. A lot of things can happen at 130. Don't. Go, Kimura. Get quick. Get clear. Get clear. Hand fight. Pick a hip and fucking go, bud. Violent elbows. He's got to get out of this position first.

151:00Turn, underhook, and get out. He can't get taken down again. He can't get taken down again. No. Yep. There it is again. Oh, he's up. Almost. Nope. This is exhausting for Izzy, too. He's exhausted now. You're carrying that weight. Yeah, he's got to make sure he doesn't give up his back while he's standing up. Don't let him get those hooks in. They're resting here. He's almost up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's tied around that waist, though. Get deep. Pummel. Get those hands free. He needs to turn into them. Them Drek is his fucking. He's a dog, dude. Yeah, he is. Because he's exhausted. He's exhausted. It's like, oh. Does Izzy and I have the, like, explosive? Oh, left hook. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Get out of that. That was a good left hook. Well, now he's starting to get some power back in those punches. Because he got some rest. Oh, here we go. Now turn. Oh, God. All right. Get free. Get free. Come on. 29 seconds. Pummel in.

151:56Get that underhook in. Oh. Look at this. Round the head. That's always fun. A wizard. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I fucking hate this guy. Oh, you're Makachev now? He's on him. He's not accomplished. Don't hate the player, kids. Hate the game. Listen. This is an exhausting round. We're only in round two, kids. Yeah. Only in round two. And. This fight's crazy. When the last time we seen Duplicis in deep water? Last fight. Sean Strickland. Most people thought he lost, too. But that was the first time he went five rounds. Yeah. Right? With the new nose, too. Right. Wow. This is a fight. Because he starts Whitaker before that. This is a fight, son. Yeah. This is a fight, son. I like Izzy's chances, though. I really do. He's more comfortable in the striking exchanges. If he don't sit down in the corner. Well, he's also been kicking the legs a bunch. Sometimes you don't want to sit down. You're better off standing up. You would have it 1-1?

152:55I don't know, because we're talking a lot of shit. I'm trying to delete my bias. I know. You could have it 2-0. I got it 2-0. I don't think this fight's going the distance, kids. No. If I had a bet right now, I don't think this fight's going the distance. No, me neither. Not a chance. I think DuPessels is getting knocked out this round. I guess 1-1. I guess Drakus that round. When Izzy starts faking that hip. Drakus almost got that rear naked in that last round, man. You can't discount this right here. No. This is nasty, dude. This is that fulcrum. This is a fulcrum choke. If he has that left forearm on the back of the shoulder, like Khabib did to Conor, this is a nasty choke, man. It's brutal. But all of this came from the chin. All that came from that desperate ankle pick. That diving ankle pick you got? Yep. Well, I mean, the guy's a dog. He's getting lit up on the feet.

153:40Plus, you'd have to give DDP that round because he didn't do much. Yeah. What the fuck was that? I never called him DDP before. I feel like I'm cheating on Dallas Diamond Page. Diamond Dallas Page. Diamond Dallas Page. I always call him that. Do you call him Dallas Diamond? Nice front kick to the body. Izzy looks in good shape. Those kicks to the body are fucking him up, too, man. That's the one that he tried to claim was a low. You have to be careful because DDP will start blitzing his ass. I want him to blitz. That's what's going to get him fucked up. Me, too. I just still want him to blitz with Izzy's back on the fence. Correct. He can't go anywhere? That's trouble. So the more the fight stays in this distance, the more it really favors Izzy, especially as Izzy is the more technical guy, and he looks fresher right now to me. And now he's starting to work the feints and all that. He's in his bag right now.

154:32Yes, sir. Good body shot. There he goes. He looks good now. Drek is in trouble. Yeah, he's stumbling all over. Izzy's feeling it. He's about to get a leg kick here. He's teeing off. Oh, those kicks are coming slower now. Ooh, Izzy's looking for the big shots. I like that. He's looking for the big shots. And now he switches southpaw. I love it. I love it. Give him different lifts. Oh, head kick. Let's go. And then we're, again, we're only in the third round, boys. Oh. I like Izzy staying there when he closes the distance. Man. Ooh. Drek has not done much this round, kids. No, he's exhausted. He's exhausted. Oh, look at his. He's not even. That shit. That shit. He's doing that old thing. That shit. Head down. That one just hit shoulder. That was just flat. Oh, nice rip to the body. Damn, his technique looks terrible. Oh, and Izzy keeps. Yes. Oh, left hook's up. I'm about to pick you apart. I'm about to pick you apart, boy.

155:35He's picking him apart. Come on, Izzy. And he's fucking up his body. I know Trevor Noah's somewhere just conflicted, you know? Ah. He doesn't watch this. No, he doesn't watch this, man. He's watching WNBA right now. If you work for that show, you get canceled for watching this. Yeah. It's frowned upon. You're encouraging violence. Drekus has lost a lot of steam off of his shots, and Izzy has not. Oh, that's cool. Izzy's feeling it, bro. Izzy's feeling it. Izzy's feeling it. Izzy's feeling it. Izzy's feeling it. Izzy's feeling it. Izzy's feeling it. Izzy's feeling it. Izzy's feeling it, bro. Yeah. Izzy's feeling it. No, no. Oh, shit. No, no. He got caught with the left hand. He got caught. He got caught with the left hand. Stay controlled. Izzy, don't let him close the distance. Another strong low kick. Let's go, champ. Oh, Jesus Christ. God, that technique's so bad, but it's landing.

156:24Yeah, but the thing is, like, Izzy let him catch him there. I agree. Use that jab, Iz. Oh, see, like this shit? Oh, he got hit again. No, none of that landed. Yeah, the right hand did. Nah, his hand was up, dog. Yeah, but it still hit his hand while his hand was in front of his head. Get out of there. There you go. Oh, that's big. That's big. That's big. Come on. He's exhausted. Let's go. But Izzy's a little tired, too, here, kids. Yeah, he is. But he looks better. Oh, nice right hand. Yeah, Izzy's, like, third-round tired. This guy's, like, fifth-round tired. Yeah, he is. Well, look how he does. Everything he does, he does as hard as he can. He slipped there. Every punch he throws, he throws as hard as he can possibly throw. That's why he's a fucking problem. Yeah, but it's also why the gas tank runs dry. Correct. Oh, nice right hand. Ooh. Oh, Izzy's got the timing down. Yeah. Look how he avoids. Oh, oh.

157:11Got that uppercut there. His timing's up. See, I don't like figuring to stay there and trade. No, no, no. I don't like Izzy's shot. Well, the problem is when he gets tired, if he moves back and he just takes just a little too much time, and then Drikus blitzes, like that. Like, if he gets hit with one of those. Yep. Those are tricky. Yeah, heavy. They're fucking heavy. They're slow, but they're fucking heavy. Oh, that's a nice low kick by Drikus. He still keeps chopping at that fucking right leg. Oh, good uppercut by Izzy. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Come on. I suppose he's easy to put on the brakes and hit his ass. Bro, I'm worried about those fucking hammers that are coming from Drikus. Drikus. Bro, it's like so close to his fucking grill. Yeah. You gotta appreciate that guy's grit. He don't got the juice. Oh, that left hook to the body was nasty. Oh, he took a big deep breath. Oh, right hand.

157:58Is he going the... Those body shots are fucking him up. It's an investment. Yep. And he's out of breath. Fucking hitting the ribs. He's getting beat up, man. I mean, these shots all count, you know? He's like chipping away at him. Chipping away at him. Oh, Jesus. It's like a push. It's like a push. He is a dog, man. Yeah, he's fucking... That's a dog. Nice inside low kick. Yep. He's not stopping. This definitely is these rounds. Such a crazy strategy, right? Just put your head down and wing punches. Wild. And become world champion? Yeah. He's exhausted. He's exhausted. But he's a fucking dog, so it's not over. No, it's not over, man. Because he's going to recover. For sure. That's the clearest round for Izzy. I mean, it's clearly Izzy winning. Yeah, clearly Izzy now. The momentum is also clearly on Izzy's side. You probably say 2-1 Izzy. Yeah. If you're just balls deep on DDP, say 2-1 DDP.

158:55The turn of the tide is definitely in Izzy's favor. He's really sucking air right here. Well, he's getting teed on. And he's getting a lot of rips to the body. Body. Yeah. Front kick. Those are the best ones. How does it say it? I do not do the do. What is that? Is that your best sound ever? Yeah, that's him in his corner. Oh, he's not French? No. Fuck, don't. Oh. That's why you got to stay off Twitter, bro. Oh, he's French. He's South African. Oh, right, right, right. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. What are you saying? He's French. We're like, what the fuck are you saying? You're the casual of casuals, Brian. I am. The whole deal with this fight is a battle for Africa. He's from South Africa. I know that's why I made the Trevor Noah joke. Oh, you fucked up. His stupid name. Weed got you. Brian thinks France is in South Africa. His stupid name. Drekus Duplessis. Here we go. Round four, kids. Championship rounds. Let's go.

159:51I am out of breath. Give me some mayonnaise. Oh, no. Oh, no. How about a Bordeaux in between rounds? This French guy's tough. This French guy. His name drew me off. I love it. I thought he was from France. He was making Trevor Noah jokes before. Even though 10 minutes ago, I was making Trevor Noah jokes. I heard this French guy drop an inbox. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, Izzy just had a beautiful combination. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, he's got the DDT on him. What a sprawl. He's dead. Now we're cooking, baby. He's dead. He's out of breath. He doesn't even want it. Let his ass up. He doesn't even want it. Let's go. Let's go. He's in real trouble. Let's go. He DDT, DDP. Let's go. Oh, my God. This is exciting. This is the old style bender, kids. Give him the feints. Yep. There you go, Izzy. This is the style bender of old, kids. Yep. You're about to learn today. Oh, boy. This is Izzy that knows I'm in here with somebody that's not on my level.

160:47Well, it's also a guy that's compromised. You've been beating him up and chipping away at him. And now you're fresher, and he's dying. He's, like, taking big lunging shots at you. And that's the game plan. That's championship shit, man. Especially for Izzy's style. Like, oh, nice kick to the body. Oh, nasty. Oh, look at that uppercut. Oh, my goodness. Hitting you with that apartheid. Bah! The Mandela effect. Yep. Izzy. He looks good, dude. He looks good. He looks good. Just DDP. So dangerous. I love those gold gloves, I gotta say. I do, too, man. He looks bad. I gotta say, those gold gloves look fresh. I want Izzy to win so bad so he can fight Strickland. Me, too. They're gonna fight again, man. I guarantee you they're gonna fight again. Oh, yeah. They're gonna fight again. He need that one back. Yep. Yeah. Well, I just don't think he realized how good Strickland was. That's my feeling. The few things.

161:39I think he didn't realize how good he was. Overlooked him. There was also drinking. And then also all the fights. Title fights. People realize, like, heavy lies the crown. When you hold the title, you gotta do more media. But also, no one in UFC history has ever utilized the Philly shell. Like, you know, he's probably never even seen that. The way Strickland fights is very unique. And that front kick to the body is also a real problem. He throws you off with that front kick to the body. He does it up that front leg whenever you settle. Strickland's good, man. Strickland's really fucking good. And his fucking cardio is off the charts. He spars so much. Well, think about Strickland. Like, we know how hard. Oh, daddy. Oh, Izzy caught him with that right hand. Think how hard DDP hits. And Strickland just stood in there toe-to-toe. Yep. That's how good his defense is. And that's how tough he is. I don't know.

162:27He's barely touched Adesanya tonight. Yeah, barely. It's wild. A lot of effective low kicks. Boy, Izzy's just fucking up his body, too. I love the body shots. Just drain that cardio. Yeah, just moving just out of the way of the house. Yeah, it's incredible how he does that. He's got the timing down. One of the most beautiful pieces of art. Does it land? The thing is, the guy never stops swinging, man. And it's like, if you're tired at all and you're in these exchanges, it's fucking dangerous, man. If I was in his corner, I'd be chewing on my fingernails. Like, get out of there. Don't stand in front of that guy. Also, with Izzy making a miss, nothing depletes your fucking energy source more than fucking swinging a miss. Oh, dude, dude, dude, dude. Oh, my God. Why does missing make you more tired than hitting? Because you have to pull your arm back. Yeah, the recoil. Oh, dude, dude, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

163:17Oh, my God. What the fuck is going on? He hurt him, dude. He hurt him. Oh, shit, he might have this. Oh, no. He has it. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Drekus is a fucking animal, dude. That's a tough motherfucker. He's a fucking animal. That's a tough fucking animal. I was saying that those punches, even though he's exhausted, you can't be in those exchanges. You're going to get clipped. If you get clipped, you're in real trouble. Fuck. He got hit with those big right hands, man. He got rocked with those right hands. God, this makes me feel like America lost a war or something. Wow. Like, I just fucking hate how this feels. Fuck. Yeah, I don't feel great. I guarantee you'd win. I remember one time when I was a kid, I was a big Donald Curry fan. You remember Donald Curry? Donald Curry was a welterweight boxing champion. Okay. And he fought Milton McCrory, who was like his big rival.

164:12Milton McCrory was a bad motherfucker, too. And McCrory hit him with a... No, Mike McCallum, excuse me. The body snatcher, they called him. Mike McCallum, because Donald Curry had just knocked out Milton McCrory. It was a spectacular fight. And then he fights McCallum. McCallum hit him with a left hook to the body and a left hook to the chin. And he went out cold, lying flat on his back. And I couldn't take it. I had to go running. I had to leave my house. I had to go running. I was just so fucked up over it. I said to myself, I'm never going to get that fucked up over someone fighting. Yeah. See, that's how I feel, but I want to eat instead of run. Bro, so here it is. It's the punches. It's a weird thing, because Izzy was... Look at this, though. Dominating. But still, in these wild exchanges, that guy's got the heart to catch you. His heart's insane. Look at this right here. Boom, and then boom.

165:00These are big shots when you're tired, and it's the fourth round. And then he gets his fucking back, man. Crazy. He won, I don't know what organization it was, but I was looking at his record recently. And he won like six of his first seven fights with that rear naked choke. Yeah, no, he comes from a tough organization. But literally, like almost all of his first fights he won by rear naked choke. And I found it so interesting, because I've never seen him even fight like that the last few fights in the UFC. He's a weird one, because you look at it. No, he got Darren Tell in a rear naked choke recently. But he's a weird one, because you look at it, and you're like, what does he do well? You're like, well, he's very awkward, and he has no quit in him. Very awkward, no quit, big power. You wouldn't say technically. Super durable. Takes a great shot and amazing heart. Won't quit, yes.

165:47I mean, he got pieced up. It didn't even look like he even rocked his knee or anything. Like, Izzy was just confused about what was happening. No, no, he rocked him. Yeah? Yeah, those are big right hands, Matt. That's why Izzy was acting like that. Dude, those are big right hands. Those are, they caught him right on the side of the head, and they hit him with two in a row. Is that weird? He punches with the back of his hand? No, he does it like this. He's doing it like this. He's hitting with the knuckles. Oh. I'll tell you what, my Instagram comments on that Izzy post aren't going to be fun. Well, don't read them. Oh, of course not. You bet. No, I guaranteed Izzy would win, though. I really thought he was going to as well. Yeah, but you can't count that guy out. This is like the whole thing that I was saying. Like, whenever you have these exchanges and you see these winging punches come Izzy's way, it's...

166:25They're dangerous. Anything can happen, and when you're tired and you're not moving back as good as you were in the second and the first, shit happens. Especially when a guy has no quit in him. Yeah. Look at that, man. I mean, that's a definitive victory. This is what happens when you live vicariously through growing other grown men. Yeah, you get disappointed, man. But think about this. Trinkus' beat, he stopped Whitaker, he beat Strickland, and he beat Izzy. Not only that, he finished Izzy with a rear naked choke. He finished Whitaker. Nobody's finished Izzy like that in a fight. Ever. In the UFC. No one submitted him like that. No. He's been TKO'd, which was controversial, but no. Yeah. That's crazy. I mean, that's a crazy victory. You gotta give it up to that dude. It's hard for me to give it up to him. I don't know why. Oh, you're crazy. I know. I know. He's a nice guy. He's never lost two in a row.

167:11I bet me and he would get along great. He's a great guy. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure he is. Look, I give it up to the guy. The guy's a fucking animal. He's savage. I hate him. As much as I love Izzy. I hate how he talks. Get, get, get, get, get, get. Let's hear him talk. Yeah, let's hear the fucking. You love this stuff. I'm gonna get an accent. I got the date down. Bro, he's legit, man. He's legit. He's like the Russian from Rocky. Proof in the pudding. Don't you wish that Alex was still at 185? I bet he could go to 205. He's big enough. Oh, yeah. He could definitely go to 205. Come get some. He would get starched up there, though. Oh, but wouldn't you love to see him try? Oh, yeah. I mean, that's jumping into the fucking shark. I mean, he can take a shot for sure. But can you take a shot from that guy? And you can take a shot from that guy at 205. Because that guy at 205 puts everybody night-night. Everybody goes night-night.

168:08Well, so Strickland's guaranteed. Dana said Strickland gets the winner. So Strickland's next for this. Then Haas. Or you give Strickland a little money to fight Robert Whittaker. And you say, come on. Let's go double champ. No, because you got Whittaker fighting Hamzat. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's happening soon, too. But who knows how that's going to work out. Hopefully, Hamzat makes the fucking walk. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. I mean, how many fights has Hamzat had to pull out of? What, two? Which is wild. Two or three. And then he misweighed on one when he fought Kevin Holland. Remember his whole claim to fame was he fought like three in a row or something? Uh-huh. Yeah. But that was before he got rich and famous. Yes. Different animal. The problem is he's like so revered in the Muslim world. You know, he's got like that Chechenian leader. Loves him. And, you know, he's a fucking man now.

168:54He's driving a Mercedes. He's getting a purchase. You know what I'm saying? Like, woo. Here's the question. What does Izzy do? Well, Izzy was winning the fight. He was doing real good. He got caught. Doesn't matter the loss, you know. He doesn't, you know. He just got caught. That happens. He got caught. I think Izzy comes back. And I think Izzy took a lot of time off. I think he looked real good. Me too. You know, maybe he needed more time to prepare. Maybe Drekus is just that tough. Or maybe he needed another fight, like a tune-up fight. We don't do that in the UFC. There's no tune-up fights in the UFC, son. You come back. Especially when you're that good. Yeah, you're fighting the cream of the crop. Yep. And also, those guys, there's no picnics, you know. There's a lot of animals. Why do you get to fight the champ? Because he lost the title in his last fight. He's one of the greatest of all time. Yeah, I get it.

169:42He takes time off. And it's the most compelling fight other than Strickland. And there's a beef there, you know. But now Robert Whitaker looks pretty fucking good, too. Robert Whitaker has to beat Hamzat, and then he'll get the shot again. Yeah, Whitaker looks so good. And then don't forget Bo Nickel, too. Bo Nickel. Bo Nickel is on the come-up. I'll get that. I mean, he's got no doubt. Also, Joe Pfeiffer. How about them apples? Yep. That guy's fucking terrifying. He's terrifying for everybody. Joe Pfeiffer, DDP. Oh, my God. First team, all violence. Bro. Somebody going to sleep. Joe Pfeiffer hit so goddamn hard. When he fought fucking Power Bar. Izzy might retire. What? Izzy might retire. He just said if he decides to retire, I just saw him take his gloves off. Is he? Oh, my God. I wouldn't be surprised, because Izzy's going to go back in the queue. No. All right. Let's see what's going on here.

170:33You don't want to fight Alex at 2.5. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens here. He might just be just taking his gloves off because the fight's over. No, man. He can't do that. I know he does that. If he's retiring, they'll give him time. Stick him with this hug. See there? Okay. He took his... Okay. His gloves are off. Yeah, they're off, but they're not on the ground. Not yet. Was there anything surprising in the fight to land to treat the superstitions? To be honest, his toughness, I already knew it was. He was going to be tough and hard to put away, and I'll frankly them, but, yeah, I already knew he was going to be tough, so it wasn't a surprise. But I was quite strong in there. I felt strong, able to resist the takedown. I just made a stupid joke mistake on the ground, and he adjusted well for the gable grip, and they got me. But I stand by what I said.

171:25To my family, I will fight for you forever, I swear to God. No matter what. Well, that's the opposite of a retirement right there. Tonight, and, yeah, I'm not disappointed in myself, but I think I'm proud, because this is the best I've ever felt. This is the best I've ever looked at. That's kudos to the DP. All class. Yeah. Yeah, all class. I didn't think this far. I didn't manifest this. But, um, look, I know everyone, you guys love me, this is where I started my career in the UFC, where I made my dream. Right here in Perth. Oh, shit. But, look, I'm 35, I'm doing the right things, and I know all you motherfuckers want to see me, you want to see me down, but watch this. I'm motherfucking leaving. I'm motherfucking leaving. I ain't never gonna quit. I can't believe you didn't say it. Oh, and let's not forget. That was such a golden opportunity. Is he possibly the greatest post-fight speech of all time? Oh, yeah.

172:32When he beat Alex. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was good. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy, that shit makes me give me chills. Oh, totally. That was incredible. That was incredible. Oh, look at this. The runners was better, but yeah. They worked it out. This is cool, too. DDP beat a very good Izzy. Very good Izzy, man. A tuned-up Izzy who's ready to go, in shape. He's a fucking animal, man. Yeah, he's an animal. He's an animal, and he's so durable. He's a fucking berserker. Berserker. And he's so big for the weight class. When you're standing next to that dude, you can't imagine that he weighs 185. He's so big. I wonder what he weighs now. Yeah, I don't know what- Deep in the twos. I don't know where Izzy goes. Deep in the twos. Like 210. Yeah, deep, deep, deep in the twos. Thick as fuck. Big. This is cool. I'll tell you what- This is cool. I'm glad they burned the bullshit. Yeah, it's great. I'll tell you what.

173:16Wouldn't it be good if Izzy went to 205 and fought Alex at 205? No. I don't like that. I don't want to say that. Oh, God, no. I don't. Please don't do that. Alex at 205 is what he's supposed to weigh. And at 185, he was starved. He's starved and dehydrated and still fucking people up. Alex is- He's a different thing. Yeah. He's a problem. Alex is a different thing. If Drickus goes up to 205 and fights Alex, oh my goodness. He beats him. Oh my goodness. I'll fly to the moon to commentate that fight. Yeah. Man. I want to see that fight. That's crazy. There's so many good fights coming up. But for me, the big one that I can't wait for is O'Malley and Marat. That's an interesting one. Yep. Oh. Yep. Oh. Bro, how do you keep that animal off? I mean, if O'Malley keeps up what he did in his last fight, if he can look that magical again and again, then all of a sudden, in my opinion, he's jumping in the goat conversation

174:14real quick. This movie looks good. He does it like it was the last fight where he made that guy look in slow motion. Yeah, because think about it. He beat Yon. Alistair over him. Beats Marab. Yep. Like, what are we talking about here? Yep. You just said Alistair Overman. You meant Al Jermaine Sterling. Sorry, Doug. You might be able to beat him. I was like, what did he do? Wait, what? What did he do? Bro, this movie looks good. I heard this movie's really good, too. You have weird taste in movies. Alien? You don't like alien movies? You like everything because you eat 250 milligrams of edibles right before you watch this shit. Every time you recommend a movie. Those movies are good. That's a good movie. You never saw Prometheus? Great movie. Great movie. Son of a bitch. Maybe it's good, yeah. Great fucking movie. What's the last one? What was the last one? It was the last one. Yeah. And that's good, too. Better.

175:07It's better even than Prometheus. Prometheus. No, I was called it. The last one. Shit. What is it, Jamie? The last alien movie. I forget. Prometheus is fucking fantastic. All the alien movies are good. But the last one was the best one. Covenant. Yes. Covenant's good. It's fucking fire. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. I love those movies. I watched any alien movie, any predator movie. Well, you know what was good? Surprisingly, it was Prey. Where the predator was Prey versus the Comanches. It was on Hulu. Yeah. Oh, was that good? Surprisingly. Yeah, yeah. A little bit of suspension of disbelief. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. This chick's kicking ass on these aliens. A little bit. It's good. That's great. It's good, dude. It's wild. It's a wild movie. Oh, you know they're making Apocalypto 2. Ooh. Is Mel Gibson involved? Because if not, I'm out. I think so. You got to let that crazy motherfucker. Give him whiskey, too. Yeah.

175:55Don't let it be sober. No. Let him get wild. Mel Gibson could make a fucking movie, son. Passion of the Christ. Apocalypto. A sequel to Passion of the Christ would be sweet. The fucking. The classic. Yeah, the story of a fucking, like, what would that be like in a modern day world? The comeback. Walking Dead. That's a crazy fucking movie. Well, you just tell, you tell the story of one of the other motherfuckers that was being crucified beside him. That story is the test of how much you believe. Talking about faith? Oh, yeah. Yeah. How much do you believe? Do you believe he came back from the dead? I don't see anything about Apocalypto 2. Really? You don't see anything? Fake trailers. God damn it. These AGI motherfuckers. ACI, whatever. CGI. I overheard someone say that. AG1. Athletic Greens. Athletic. These motherfuckers. There is a new Predator movie in the works. Oh, there is? What is it? Kevin Spacey film. Bleh!

176:46He's the son of a bitch! Look at Cormier's watch. What is that? It's called Badlands. That's not what it's called. Set in 1719. He's not talking to you. A Predator in 1719? That was Prey. That was Prey. That was Prey. Oh. But it's similar to that. Just not a sequel. It's called Badlands? Mm-hmm. Is it in the same time period? I don't know. It says same director. It was good, man. Prey was good. I'll watch that. I'll have to check it out then. It doesn't... Tony, what kind of movies do you like? You don't like Predator movies and Alien movies? No, I like crazy shit. Good fellas. I re-watched Hereditary. Oh, I like all the classics. Have you seen Hereditary before? What's that? Oh, it's like one of these fucking creepy as shit. Fucking creepy, scary movies. It's like really creepy. I like that. Have you seen Midsommar? It's from the same guy that made Midsommar. It's from the A24 people. Oh, what's Hereditary?

177:35Oh, it's crazy, dude. Well, it's hard to describe. See that creepy-ass little girl? Yeah. It's pretty much about her. Kind of. Why does it always... Little girls scare the shit out of you when they're evil? Well, look at the face on this one. I mean, Jesus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Every single person... And she's a good actress, too. Every single person after this movie like Googled like, is this girl really... Evil? Evil. Regarded. Regarded? What do you mean? Is she like possessed? Or special? Oh, regarded? Her face is weird. Regarded? Jesus Christ. I don't want to get you in trouble. Regarded? We were like, what does he say? We were listening to the code that you didn't give us the fucking password for. What's the code? Regarded. People think she's regarded. Does she really have a weird face? Or is it... You know what's a fun movie? She's on what we'd say, a regard. She grew up, though. Was that movie that came out recently

178:29about that little girl was a vampire? And the people were... They kidnapped this little girl and they thought that they were going to get paid to kidnap this little girl and she kills everybody. It's like a game that they play. They bring people in to kidnap this little girl so that she can fuck them up later. That's right. I'll tell you what I'm excited about. Abigail. That's a fun movie. That's a fun movie, man. You seen the whole thing? Abigail? Yeah. I love these movies. Abigail's fun. Have you seen the trailer for the new Beetlejuice yet? No. Oh, my God. Yeah? It's actually... This is like the first time I've been excited for a movie since the last Tarantino movie. Really? I'm with him on this. I love Beetlejuice. You haven't seen it? Michael Keaton's back. You can't watch it. You know Jenny Ortega from... She played Wednesday? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's in it, too. Oh, okay. You know the writer's in it?

179:18We can see the trailer as long as we don't see it on camera and as long as we don't hear it out loud. Well, the music kind of... You have to picture Tim Burton music throughout all this. Like, creepy, powerful. But he is the master at creating a very specific aesthetic. The best. Yeah. Is that Winona Ryder? Watch this. Look at that motherfucker. You're damn right. Beetlejuice is a little older. Eh. CGI. They can do a lot of shit to you. Make you look exactly like you used to look like. He's out in the monitor. Dude, I felt so bad for that guy when I saw the movie as a kid when the lady shrunk his head again. Did you feel bad? I felt real bad for him. I was like, why didn't you just be quiet? Yep. Yeah, I felt like you deserved it. Dude, the original Beetlejuice is fucking amazing. Great movie. If you rewatch it, there's so many cool fucking things hidden in the beginning and stuff that come back later. Imagine Tim Burton

180:08pitching Edward Scissorhands. Wild. Okay, so it's Johnny Depp, handsomest guy around. We're going to make him look goofy and we're going to give him scissors for fingers. Wow. It's really frustrating because he cuts everybody. Yeah. What? That movie's so good. What the fuck are you talking about? It's a metaphor on how we hurt the people we love the most. Oh, is that what it's about? I don't know. I think it's a burden, you know? He wants to hug you but he can't because he'll hurt you. I don't even remember the movie. It's been so long since I've seen it. He's dressed all weird and he starts cutting all the girls' hair. I mean, was it good? Fuck yeah. Unbelievably good. Yeah. Classic. Crazy good. Yeah. Like the whole fucking way through. Tim Burton was on a street. I know, but imagine like pitching that. Imagine if you're like an investor and you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? Oh, well that's the thing.

180:52Get me a superhero movie, goddammit. I want the Avengers. Beetlejuice is the real OG version of that because it's like you could never pitch anybody Beetlejuice today. That's one of these things that happens online. It's a fake one? Oh, Timothee Chalamet? That's real because there's multiple photos on it. Get that shit out of me. There's probably some AI photos and someone is trying to do clickbait. That's probably my guess. Yeah, it's not Razors on his head. I haven't heard of it. Is it a real thing? That's why it doesn't sound like Tim Burton did Beetlejuice and then Nightmare Before Christmas is fucking... Yeah, but that's how creative people can get. They can find enough stuff out there to create a fake trailer that makes it look like it's a real movie. Hey, Jamie, what was the deal with that ref? Did you ever find out? The judge? Yeah, well that was a terrible card. It was a terrible card.

181:31He gave all three rounds to Ty. And Rosenstreich was teeing off on him. That's crazy. Speaking of those fake trailers, they got Callan's old ass. He came up to me. He's like, dude, do you see Conor McGregor, dude? I'm like, what? He's like, he's the new Popeye. And I'm like, they're making a Popeye movie? He's like, you don't see the trailer? I'm like, no. He showed to me. I'm like, you're a fucking moron. He's a terrible actor. Conor McGregor? What was that movie? Roadshow? Roadhouse? Look at this. Terrible. Conor McGregor is Popeye. Oh my God. Callan thought this is a deal. Why don't they make this? Conor, they should make this. Conor, if I was your manager, I'd say, fuck the Chandler fight. No, I am into this. Let's go. These scenes are from Roadhouse. So what? Shut the fuck up. Stop running for me. I didn't watch Roadhouse. No one saw Roadhouse. We don't know that. Shane has a great joke. That's AI. Oh, that's super AI.

182:27Shane's joke about Conor. Amazing. So fucking funny. But you can do a lot of CGI stuff and make me believe. I mean, Conor was all in. I mean, pretty soon we're going to get to the point where you can just make the movie. Well, you know, that's why Tyler Perry shut down his studio. Tyler Perry was in the middle of making an $800 million production studio and he saw Sora. He saw a demonstration of the new AI, the ability to, like, you just put in a prompt and they show, you've seen the videos of Sora? Yeah. You've seen it like, we played it in the green room the other day. Yeah, like Duncan wouldn't stop talking about it. Incredible. The Tokyo in the snow was insane. Oh yeah, you showed me. It's insane. Yeah, it's wild. So he shut down his studio. He's like, hold up. I'm going to pause because I'm not going to need that. I'm not going to need all this crazy shit. Everything's going to be done inside of a computer. Maybe.

183:16Or he shut down his studios because people weren't watching him dress up as a lady anymore. But they are. Yeah, he's not bone broke anytime soon. They are. Those things sell. Those things still slap? Oh, oh yeah. There's a market for that. Is there? Yeah. Really? Listen. Very popular movie on Amazon, I think. There you go. There's a market for everything. He also has shows. He has a bunch of shows. he's got a bunch of shit. Yeah, He's crushing it. Yeah. So he saw that and he was like, that's a wrap. I mean, why would you spend $800 million in some antiquated shit if a computer program comes along next year and then you could do it on your laptop? Yeah, you have the expensive studio. I mean. All this new shit. I'll tell you what I did the other day, something I like to do once every five years at least. I fucking did. Dark Side of the Moon with Wizard of Oz. Incredible. Have you seen this? The fuck you're talking about?

184:03It's one of the greatest anomalies and coincidences in the history of art. What are you talking about? You don't know about this? No. If you hit start on Dark Side of the Moon on the second roar of the MGM Lion of Wizard of Oz and you turn the audio of Wizard of Oz all the way down and Dark Side of the Moon all the way up, it matches. It's a crazy fucking visual thing. It matches exactly. Yeah. It matches in this weird way. Lyrics, beats. Where it syncs up. Dark Side of the Rainbow also known as Dark Side of Oz or The Wizard of Floyd is a pairing of the 1973 Pink Floyd album Dark Side of the Moon with the 1939 film with The Wizard of Oz. This produces numerous moments of apparent synchronicity where the film and the album appear to correspond. Members of Pink Floyd and Dark Side of the Moon engineer Alan Parsons denied any intent to connect the album to the film. Bullshit. I asked Roger Waters about it. And they get asked

184:53all the time about this. But it seems like they made it to sync up. They have to. They didn't. The coincidences are insane. It's nuts. I think it's proof of the simulation. I think so too. When I was re-watching it the other day I was positive of it. Positive of it. There's a lot of stuff that makes me think like this isn't real. Yeah. You know like these really smart people that understand this on a level that I'm not really capable of. Like Elon says the chances of this not being a simulation are one in billions. Billions. Yeah and he's a smart guy. But I only hear rich people saying we're in a simulation. Right. Like the lady working at McDonald's with four kids they can be like this is a simulation. Listen the kid working in the cobalt mine in the Congo wishes he worked at McDonald's. Yeah. Right. That would be the simulation. Oh my God. Free fish and chips. Yeah. You know. Fish and chips. Whatever. Whatever you get. Filet fish.

185:45Filet fish man. I told you I had a cheat day today. I ate two filet of fish and a spicy chicken sandwich at McDonald's. It's gonna run. Solid cheat day. How'd you feel 30 minutes later? Terrible. Terrible. I worked out like a werewolf after that. Trying to burn that shit off. Like what did I do to my body? I haven't seen you eat bread in like a year. Yeah. I barely do. But today I did. Today I went off. I had a piece of bread when I went to eat too. I didn't give a fuck. You battered that bitch up too. I ate onion rings too. I ate three onion rings. I gave a fuck. Man that steak was fucking awesome. Yeah. Three Forks. Shout out to Three Forks. You can't have a bad restaurant in Austin. It's very rare man. You can't. You won't survive. They don't last long. There's too many good ones. Even if there's a fucking taco caught across from the mothership. Oh it's bomb. Unbelievable. Bomb diggity. You can get pizza out here though?

186:34There are places out here. There are places out here I have not been. But there's a bunch of places if you Google it. There's like some high end places that make some badass pizza. I'm also yet to find like an A1 top tier sandwich shop. Oh we got those. We do? Yeah you gotta find them. Oh you have a don't you have a Fanuggie's out here or something like that? What's that one that Callan can tell me about? No no no no. It's something like that right? Scarfs. Scarfs. Snarfs. No no snarfs. Snarfs is good. That's my go to. It's a great sandwich. But I'm talking about something on the level of like um. Oh like Italian delis? Like you ever eat at like Ghost Sando in uh in LA? No. That like that level. Where's that at? How about my man Giovanni that we had cater kill Tony? Oh that was unbelievable. That dude from GNR's Deli in the Bronx. I saw a post about it. He's got his own place now in White Plains. That's good. Insane. I didn't eat all day

187:29just so I could eat his sandwiches on Saturday night. I just decided not to eat. Snarfs is the best sandwich I've had in a hot second though. They're very good. I'll eat that shit right now. No no it's not bad at all. You know who's got great sandwiches? Joe DeRosa. Oh yeah his spot's out here too. He's making a spot out here. He had a pop up when Moon Tower was going on. He did a pop up. The comic? Yeah. He brought us some sandwiches. He's got a great sandwich shop in New York City. Joey Roses. Really good. Really good. Big ass fucking sandwiches too. Have you found good chicken wings out here? Oh yeah. What's that place you get delivered? It's called BBQ Chicken. They have one in LA too. You told me about that bomb ass Korean place. That's what I'm talking about. No the late night place. What is it called? Soha? Oh Soha. No you told me about that. I told you about that? About Soha yeah. There you go. Soha. Oh that's right. But that's not

188:20chicken wings. No no no but it's Korean food. It's awesome. Amazing. David Lucas knows the best chicken wing spots. Nah it's BBQ chicken's the best chicken wings. Period. You know what's a chain that you get all the time? Yeah. No that does not. No? Those crusty overbreaded ones get the fuck out of here. Wow. What did I say Joe? Gus's. I didn't know Gus's was a chain. Gus's is incredible. No Gus's is great for our chicken. The last time I got Gus's it wasn't as good. I think by the time it got to it was cooled off. That's why. But they bet about 90%. But when you get it in Gus's it's hot. But they don't have wings though. They just have like fried chicken. Yeah but they have fried pickles. But it's great. Lucy's I think it is. Lucy's fried chicken here. Have you tried that? No. Lucy's is good. Yeah Lucy's is good. I mean I haven't tried all the fried chicken. Have you tried that Egyptian barbecue place? KG barbecue? Egyptian barbecue?

189:09Oh yeah yeah yeah. It's a food truck. Yeah. Okay yeah it's attached to the little brewery? Yeah. That's awesome too. I went there with Action Bronson. Yeah. Oh and Golden Chicken makes decent wings. They got this I don't know what they call it crack crack crack sprinkle crack. Some kind of seasoning that they it's awesome. There's so many good restaurants. There's no bad food bro there's a seafood spot out here called Mongers. Oh that place that place great. Mongers is good? Mongers is great. Best crab cakes I had outside of Maryland. Oh you got to go to Jay Carver's and get the crab cakes. Where? Jay Carver's has the best crab cakes. Jay Carver's not that Mongers aren't great but Jay Carver's are off the charts. Okay. Best crab cakes I've ever had. I've only been to Jay Carver's once without you. It's great. Oh yeah. It's ridiculous. You can't get bad food out here. If you're in a town that has bad restaurants like that sucks.

190:00Like if you want to go on a hot dinner date you got to go two hours. But where has like bad I guess middle America maybe like Iowa shit? No bro. Go to Vermont. You'll starve to death. Yeah. It's like it's no it's like white people food. I asked the dude I was like yo what's good out here? He was like pot pies. No it was like some kind of steamed. Steamed clams or something like that? No it was like steamed sandwich. Yeah. They like steamed they like put cheese on something and steamed it. I'm out. Bro it's only warm there for a day. Yeah. You can't stay in a place that's that Best steakhouse I've ever been to is in Oklahoma. Oklahoma City. Really? Yep. Best steakhouse ever? Hands down. Really? What's it called? Something rip. Have you been to that place in Vegas? Bizarre Meats? Bizarre Meats. Yeah. You might change your fucking mind. That's the top of the pile for me. Oh the name. Good call. You're real smart. Where was that place we went to?

190:52Bizarre Meats the top of the pile. Was that in Omaha that one place we went to a crazy steakhouse? B-A-Z-Z-A-L. Not B-I-Z. My word. Not bizarre like how bizarre. Yeah. No like a bizarre like a like a shop. Oh gotcha. Yeah. I thought it was like bizarre meat. No no no. We're getting wacky. No no no. We have zebra. No it's that guy Jose Andres. That famous chef. Oh word. It's incredible. It's all Argentine style so they have like hardwoods burning and the steaks are like on these grillsy raised and lower. No. Okay. That's a Chujascarilla. That's Brazilian. Yeah. That's like Fogo de Choc. And they have that like they have the old cow. Yes. An older cow. A mature cow. Yeah they like the milk cows. By the way who dresses better than Dean Thomas. Yep. Dean is the best dresser in all of MMA. He's always got some stylish shit on. Yeah that's pretty good. Like look at him. My man rocking the ascot. Dean will rock a turtleneck. Oh yeah. Like what are you

191:46wearing Dean? Like always. He's always got some slick shit on. He's great. What do you guys what do you think about Khalil Roundtree? Great fight. Fighting Alex. That's crazy right? Entertainment wise it's great. And he's won five in a row. It's a funner fight for Alex just keeps building him. And after that his last fight you know like when you see Khalil it just keeps getting better. Just keeps getting better. Love Khalil. Such a good person. He's a great guy. I just had him on recently. Yeah. That fight that's a big ass fight man. Huge fight for him. Because remember he's going to be the co-main event on a Conor card. He gets busted. Conor falls out. Yep. And now all of a sudden he's fighting for the title in Salt Lake City. By the way who saved more cards than Alex? Legend. That's why he's my pound for pound number one. He just keeps they just keep having him save these cards. A card goes south who wants to defend the title?

192:37Alex is like Chama. Doesn't speak English. Whatever. Let's ride. And he's one of the biggest stars in the sport. Yeah. Doesn't speak like you don't have to speak English in the sport. Like all that shit talking is great. But if you can just flatline every motherfucker that's in front of you like he does. You have to be a knockout artist though. Right. You have to be flatlining dudes. You can't be a grappler. Right. Right. Right. Like when Floyd Mayweather was making all those pay-per-view dollars even though he's winning by decision just everybody wanted to see him lose. Yes. He had talked so much shit got people so riled up that everybody bought it and they would just smartly box his way to a victory. He didn't care. But it kept working. Yeah. Kept working. He'd get people so riled up. Yeah. Because he realized like people wanting to see you lose is just as powerful of marketing as anything. Maybe more powerful. Yeah. I mean that's why

193:20he's always showing his cars and showing his jewels and his watches. Like Duplessis. I want him to lose so bad I'm going to watch every fight that he's in. So him and Sean Strickland the rematch is going to be very interesting because I thought Sean won the first fight. I thought it was real close but I thought Sean won. I think Sean beats him in the rematch. Really? Yeah. What makes you think that? I thought Sean beat him the first time. I think not only does he beat him I think he's going to beat him bad. Really? I don't know if there's beating DDP bad. Imagine if Sean beats DDP bad then you go Sean Izzy too. You can't. I'm happy with that. You can't. Why not? Let's go. Yeah why can't you? Why not? You can't. What are we in Russia? Yeah. Let's go. You can't because he doesn't have a fucking win in a hot second. Shut your fucking dirty mouth and let's fucking party. No I think Izzy's 0-2. Has Izzy not moved into that almost into that

194:11that Connor status where he can pick his shots? No. No he didn't. Almost. He don't have that demand. If he won tonight for sure. But here's the other problem he's going up against. You have Hamzat you have all these other killers coming up the rankings. Yep. And they need a shot. Yep. And it was a definitive fight. What does it say here? What's he saying? Coming down to 185 one more time. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What's the rest of that shit? Oh okay. Oh my god. He's going to come down to 185 one more time. Someone said bro is a menace. Look at that face. Oh my god. That's not real. That's fake. What are you talking about? That's real. That's how he talks. That's real. That's his page. That's his Instagram. Brian probably knows he's been on Instagram all night. He's been checking Twitter. It's fake. Let me ask everybody on my Twitter page. Brian's like that French guy's tough. Do he talk shit like that? Yes. Oh yeah all the time.

195:07Sure he wants a fight. Yeah. And I guess he can make 85 still which is just nuts. But he was making 85 and going up to 220 the night of the fight. That's so crazy. I would love him. Now does he get a shot if he wants it? Absolutely. Yeah. He's the champ at 205. He's the champ at 205. You can only go down and fight for time. If he decides to make 85 again and they decide to do it for December. Because like look in a perfect world Conor fights Chandler in December in Vegas. In a perfect world. That's what Conor wants. In a perfect world. But he hasn't fought in a couple of years. Like is that going to happen? You know? I'm going to be honest. I'm not as excited to see Conor fight anymore. How dare you? Well with more that's the problem as time goes on. Like if he doesn't fight for a year from now it's a tough sell. Can he still headline? Yes. Yes. Of course. And still the biggest I'm not as excited for that card as

196:01You wouldn't be as excited as you were if Chandler and him fought in July. Right? If Chandler and him fought when they were supposed to fight But the week of the fight you'd be excited. You're going to be wrapped up. And then when he walks out he'll be doing his promo. You're going to be wrapped up. And the whole place goes green. I'm going to watch it but I'm not going to be like oh shit I can't wait like I was I couldn't wait for this. Right. You know. More excited than when you were for the French guy? Yeah. Fuck that guy. Wee wee wee. Wee wee wee. South Africa. Wee wee wee. Same shit. Trevor Noah jokes. Imagine Brian Simpson with a map. Where's he from? What's his name? Guy Cara France. Dude you would be you would be so ashamed at how baked I was on flagrant. Why? I'm so ashamed because I didn't Oh no I listened to it. Did you not know what you were talking about? You could. No I didn't remember it until it came out. I was in Detroit

196:57the weekend before and they kept dropping off edibles in the green room. Oh no. Boxes and stuff. Oh no. And there was this one shit called Band and I had a bag of them. And it was the bag was 200 milligrams. Right. But the night before flagrant I couldn't sleep so I reached in this fucking box and grabbed one and I ate it and I didn't realize like the one I ate was just one. Like you know like the chip challenge? Right. Like if it's just one chip in the four you ain't supposed to fucking eat that. Right. It was one of them and the whole thing was 200 milligrams. Oh. And I didn't realize it and an hour later I wake up and not only am I not asleep but I'm energized and I'm higher than I've ever been in my whole life. Oh no. And the podcast is in like three hours or four hours. Oh yeah. That's a nightmare. And I get there. That should be enough time. No. No? Joe I was high all day. I was high through that whole day and then a little bit

197:49when I woke up the next day. Wow. That's not good. I mean. You're cool. I can live in that world but I was just like I just was like this is the day we're having. We're just going to have this kind of day. Right. Yeah. You're going to wake up you're going to end up you know you're going to eat some food you might end up at a drum circle. Who knows? Thinking guys from Africa are French? Right. I'm not that high today. I'm a little high but. Not unless you're on Flager. I thought it was good. I was just but I was struggling man. I was not clear minded at all. Andrew's a professional though. He'll carry it. He's good. Well that show's great to be too high because there's so many people on the show there's a lot of people that can carry things. Yeah. You know there's always someone chiming in. That's the benefit of having a lot of people on the show. Yeah. Like if you're too high and it's just you and the person you're like yikes.

198:33Well see the problem is not that I'm terrible when I'm high it's just that it's just stream of consciousness. Right. And you've heard me just you've heard the stuff that spills out of my brain when I'm just not when I'm just regular. Right. Right. Right. So it was like alright I'm just saying whatever. Right. It was fun though it was a great time. Yeah. Well it's also you're protected. You're amongst friends. Yeah. And I love that I got to go to New York City without having anything else to do so I got to like experience the city. Right. I was like I still don't want to live here but I get it. I get it for a visit. Yes. I love it for a visit. I can't imagine. It's like Vegas. Yeah. We were just there for Kill Tony. It was amazing. I mean it was cool for me to fly in with like very minimal obligations. Just had to be a guest and have a good time and soak it all in. Different. It was crazy dude. You know what I'm saying to me it feels like

199:24living in an obstacle course. Where it's like I got to get through shit just to get to the shit. Right. But people like that because it's like it's a hustle. Excitement. Yeah. It's a lot of activity. Dude I'm telling you watching Kill Tony go down in Madison Square Garden that's another thing to me that I go this might not be real. This might be a simulation. This seems too great to have seen it from the beginning to see it at Madison Square Garden like this doesn't seem real. And not only see it at Madison Square Garden but there's probably like 70 standing ovations over two nights. Oh it's nuts. Yeah. There's so many moments that were so nuts. They were so fun. Yeah. It was so ridiculous. But it was also it's just so bizarre to see it in such an enormous arena filled with people that love the show. I should have fucking been there. Oh you should have went. Yeah. You should have went. Why didn't you go? What were you doing? Nothing.

200:10But I just got back from New York. I was just exhausted. Jelly Roll sang New York New York. First time ever in a three piece suit and a fucking top hat. Black Keys opened up on Saturday. It was insane. Dice went up first. It was insane. By night two he was pretending he was my assistant because he did such a good job the night before that I hired him as an assistant. It was like a combination of like a comedy show pro wrestling chaos and like a celebration of comedy. That's really what it is. You're Vince McMahon in the Kill Tony organization. It was crazy that I didn't you know I've only seen clips still I haven't like watched it back but when I do it's so fucking surreal because I'm like watching it almost you know definitely like a fan because I'm you know like just the Shane as Trump talking shit about Joe and Joe popping up like from my perspective it was fucking awesome but when I've seen the clips I'm telling you

201:05you just cooked that up right before the show too. Oh yeah. That was not something that was planned. So good. Yeah. Right before the show I showed up and I wasn't even going to go on that day I was just hanging out. I was on the panel the day before and Tony's like I got an idea. He's like look rubbing his fingers together. Oh yeah. It was great. Hell yeah. Because the whole silly Trump being mad that Rogan endorsed even though he didn't RFK Jr. And then having Joey Diaz go on after that was insane. The whole it was just magic man it was like like I said it was like a celebration of comedy. That's what it felt like. It's like comedy's back. It felt like a celebration. What's so cool what I was saying about the pro wrestling thing was is when I was watching that clip that was the first time I've seen what the people see. So when Trump's doing that and all of a sudden the director Anthony Giordano who actually directs the UFC's goes all the way

201:56to the back of the arena so you see the entire stage and there's just this tiny stairway in the middle and you see something and the crowd at that moment smoke from all four five six banisters or whatever it was and the name on this crazy huge LED just Rogan Rogan Rogan Were you wearing that pro wrestling? Were you wearing that white shirt? You look jacked. I think so. Which was actually perfect for the fucking which was perfect for the bit that I came up with 20 minutes before the show because I wanted him to intimidate Trump so Trump could do that silly thing where he reverses his course. He's the best. He's the best. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. Would never say a bad thing. Watching him try to not laugh while he's saying that while simultaneously seeing Adam Ray who's a professional fucking character and actor and comedian totally break his Biden which he never does and he's cracking up throughout that and Harland just so happens

202:55to be behind him who's a notoriously silly guy who's just cracking up and a fan. We all Harland's the best. To be able to have moments like that there. But again it was like it was a celebration of comedy. Like the Legends bucket when you kept pulling people out of the bucket. It's also a celebration of your creation Tony. Like I see it I'm like they deserve it man. Yeah. You know it's like I look at it I'm like yeah go man. Fucking go dude. It's persistence and you know if you keep getting better at things and you keep pursuing and it just grows and that show grew organically. Yeah. There was no help. Well the whole thing is about growth. Like that's really the coolest thing. Like if you notice the pops of the legends which is maximum pop a lot of the regulars and the golden ticket winners were almost if not getting that exact same pop because these people everybody know that they're watching this guy have the biggest moment of his career

203:53and they remember when he was living in a van or trying to get to America or fucking you name it. Had a drug addiction alcohol addiction disabled you know bullied their whole lives the inability to speak Aaron Belisle through a fucking bluetooth killing in Madison Square Garden it was amazing and random bucket pools these people who 10 minutes 5 minutes earlier had no idea they were going to be on the biggest stage in the world they've been waiting for hours they signed up they waited outside and a couple of them it was the first time they ever went on stage wild the wildest that's gotta be unbelievable wild that's nuts bro you probably are in an alternative dimension where you even hear your voice on that microphone your first time ever on stage oh yeah yeah and that's why it gets tough and you know the adjustment that I made for MSG specifically learning from the other arenas that we've done was these people when they get when it is

204:54your first time or you're brand new a few months in and you're in an arena they cannot help but think that tens of thousands of people are right there watching them so it's very hard to get real answers out of them at all different animals so I realized that I have to blend in fucking thunder and lightning kind of throughout it you know to be able to keep the momentum up because the interviews are going to be tough even if the comedian kills with the minute me going tell me something weird about you you wouldn't want us to know it's so much harder in front of 15,000 people than you know 400 at the mothership on a Monday where it's kind of cozy well it's 250 at the mothership so it's you know it's such a fraction the roars that Ari Matty got that Cam got that all he's got William Montgomery got it's crazy I like that Ari guy he's great I like him I've never met him but I like him he's a great guy there's so many freaks at the mothership right now

205:55that are fucking like they are crushing Tyler Fisher but there's there's there's too much space between the S and the T you're going to have to live with that I'm going to keep it like that forever you said that you want to move the bus over you're going to be a guest next week I'm going to pull you in next week I'm going to move it a little bit I'm going to move it a little bit more to the right I don't give a fuck you know what we didn't do was smelling salts oh shit there was no dance party this time let's wrap this up I know Brian you're sad but you got to give Duplicy respect you have to no one's sadder than me all due respect Duplicy you got a hateable face but congrats champ I just think you need to do more interviews get out there more too because he's a good guy why are they showing Michael Chandler KOing Hooker after he won maybe they're showing his comeback right are they trying to set up Chandler and Hooker no how do you know

206:55because they're showing what Hooker is coming back from an hour after the thing now they're on some other show right these guys are going no I'm saying this is the wrap up show but these guys are showing Dan Hooker getting KO'd because he lost two in a row right but I wonder if they're trying to set that up because that would be exciting Chandler ain't taking that but maybe he would take that if he can't get the Conor fight no he's waiting for that Conor I know he's waiting for that Conor fight but there has to come a point in time where he hasn't fought for two years I know waiting for Conor yeah Red Penny and I'd hope he fought right yeah Conor Francis was an animal but what a crazy thing to have to sit around and wait sit around and wait you can't do nothing about it can't do nothing and you can't take a chance go in there and fight somebody and lose and lose your spot and Conor's talking shit about you well Conor was because yeah

207:47Chandler's talking shit because Conor talks shit about Trump you know Chandler loves Trump if you had a bet right now they fight in December really yep really what do you think I'm the same guy that guaranteed the French guy wins against Conor what do you think you think they fight I don't think they fight no ever you think Conor ever fights again you know what I don't think so he's got like a half a billion dollars yeah the whiskey's doing so good he sold that whiskey company company he sold that whiskey he sold that whiskey he sold his portion right he sold it yeah but I mean he made he has the money but he doesn't he doesn't have any stock or anything I don't think so he's done with it he's still promoting he's pushing the stout and he has to promote it dude he made millions stupid millions millions I know it's hard when they make that much money you got that much money you got yacht money I think that whiskey will taste good by the time

208:47Conor fights again oh that's a burn it's terrible I do not like it I have to agree well it's a $20 whiskey I haven't had it it's like a cheap whiskey for like you know well you know what man I tried some old scotch and it ruined me I tried like La Frog some like 25 year old McAllen that kind of shit I tried that old scotch once you drink that stuff you can't go back god damn or like Buffalo Trace you know that stuff that's 8 years old man like you can't get it they won't make it any less than 8 years old that's great and then when you realize like that like how long it takes for whiskey to get good yeah and somebody oh this is a brand new whiskey well of course it's terrible well Conor's isn't supposed to be that though right you're supposed to have like mix it it's not like a sipping whiskey it's like a party thing right college kids are putting fucking coke in it it's like some Peaky Blinders shit yeah bro you're getting fucked up

209:40while you're placing bets on a fixed horse race yeah great show I just started watching fucking Peaky Blinders it's great dude I'm on season 4 now I'm on season 2 it's good dude it's fucking good one last little swig hell yeah for the friend Killian Murphy that guy's a beast monster they're doing a new 28 days later they're doing 28 years later oh really yeah remember that zombie you ever see 28 days later the zombie movie best zombie movie ever it was women there were two of them it was 28 no it was 28 days and then 28 weeks something like that and then they're doing 28 years 28 years yeah okay that's a long time bro that first one is amazing it was great yeah because like it's like real close to what COVID was fucking around in a laboratory isn't he the Riddler too now yes no Killian Murphy no no it's not Killian Murphy no it's the boy he's from he's from that movie with Hugh Jackman Paul Dannem yeah yeah yeah he's the Riddler he was he was

210:40what's his face Oppenheimer he's great in Oppenheimer Killian was yeah he's great he's a great fucking actor he's got such range he's got range you know a guy who can play a gangster and a nuclear scientist yeah that's range you know what follows about Peaky Blinders though he's like he's like the smart guy of the family and then this ridiculous like everyone hey spoiler alerts dude it's been out for fucking hot second spoiler alert all I'm gonna say though is the undercover agent that goes to the bar to work for him yeah yeah yeah she's just this smoke show in a land full of warlocks and he's like no this is normal and starts telling all sorts of shit yeah and starts banging her yeah it's the best let's go let's go you guys caught up on House of Dragons House of Borg no don't say anything I haven't watched it this season I'm waiting until Peaky Blinders tone done with that wait I'm gonna wait for House of Dragons yes exactly

211:29I'm trying to get House of Dragons to get all their episodes in so I can binge you can do that now though it's just a trailer for season 3 the entire season is just entire House of Dragons is all out House of Borg it's over yeah oh yeah you didn't like it well the season was long la la la la la I'm not listening it was just foreplay yes foreplay but the setup is diabolical okay don't tell me don't say anything let's wrap this up but if it doesn't start to go down in season 3 I'm gonna fucking if someone doesn't die I'm gonna freak the fuck out let's wrap this up alright boys love ya fun times love you guys fun times good times drivefastallgas.com two weeks left buy a shirt win a truck oh that's all you have to do that's all you gotta do buy a shirt buy a shirt buy a shirt buy a shirt buy a shirt Tony Hinchcliffe the MSG live stream is still available right now at killtonylive.com killtonylive.com and when are you gonna do another arena uh

212:24New Year's Eve and the night before New Year's Eve 1230 1231 in town baby the ATV Center uh here in Austin, Texas oh and we're doing Resorts World in Las Vegas I think it's sold out but there might be a couple tickets when's that September 25th it's a big one that's a big one oh don't we have tickets to the uh what's the theater in Boston um Wilbur Wiltern the Wilbur theater October 11th get them tickets right now alright bye everybody Yeah