Shane Smith (Part 2)

00:00That was awesome. That was amazing. There's nothing cooler than meeting someone that you admire or you enjoy their stuff and then actually getting to hang out with them. And then him being just as cool as you thought he was. Exactly as cool. Like when we got Anthony Bourdain, I think he was a little hungover. I liked it. It was great. I could tell that he wanted to drink and smoke a lot more than we gave him. And then we gave him, like, he would love it here probably, right? Yeah, well, the problem was it wasn't, this is a much better view. You can see each other really clearly. And before we had monitors in front of everybody. You couldn't tell if a guy had no beer in front of him. So you couldn't keep it coming. I actually found out that he wanted another beer by Twitter. I just looked over, and I guess he had been, like, knocking his. Why didn't he just say, can I have another beer?

00:53I don't know. That's what I would say. I guess people don't get it. It's, like, super relaxed here, too, you know? yeah it's yeah that I guess that's it everyone feels like it's an interview you know like today show I mean that's what we got in trouble with the the jan ervin thing where we didn't want it to be an interview like to this I know you were friends man I've known you for a fucking decade let's have a conversation can we have a conversation yeah you know instead of it being an interview which speaking of uh dennis mckenna just reached out to me tennis terrence mckenna's brother oh no he wants to do the podcast is he is he in the same line as him or is he like that brother that gives no doesn't like no gusts no no no he's he wrote he's written like some peer-reviewed papers on psychedelics and worked for uh a bunch of different companies that have used

01:36plants for medicine and he's a professor up in um I believe he's in vancouver I think he's in vancouver british columbia um I think that's where he's up so hopefully we can get him down here get him on the podcast too but this uh the ability to do this man is fucking amazing this is for For me, this podcast is one of the most fun things we've ever done. Yeah. You know, it's starting off from a fucking laptop in my office. Snowflakes. And then two years later. And really two years later because we're only a couple weeks away from our anniversary. Yeah. And I want to do an anniversary show here at the Ice House. Yeah. I'm thinking like December 23rd. We have just a full Death Squad show. Let's see if they have the main room open. Actually, I have a date for you that I was going to ask about after the show that I think was something like that, one of those days.

02:29Well, we should do that and have it not just be a show, but have it be a party. Because, man, oh, and folks, if you don't know, we got a thing called the Ice House Chronicles. And the Ice House Chronicles are on the Death Squad label podcast. And what Death Squad is is what it's the podcast label that Brian runs. and it's all our friends that are stand-ups, and Sam Tripoli has a podcast there, The Naughty Show, Tom Segura, and his wife Christina, they have a podcast called Your Mom's House. There's a bunch of podcasts, but one of them is called The Ice House Chronicles. And if you don't know, our podcast studio is located at The Ice House in Pasadena. Please don't stalk us. And if you come down here for a show, what we do is we have a room where we have this set up, where there's a podcast, and it's 10 steps away from the stage. You open this door, more than 10 steps,

03:22but you walk out the door, walk out another door, take a laugh, you're right in the comedy club. So we have everybody go from this podcast right on stage and then off stage right back in the podcast. And it is one of the most fun fucking things we've ever done. That last one we did was just amazing. Amazing. We had Bert Kreischer, we had Joey Diaz, we had Ari Shafir, we had, who else? Did Felicia do a set? No, Eleanor did a set. Eleanor Carrigan. Rick Ingram. Rick Ingram. John Heffron was here. John Heffron. I went up. I closed the show. Doug Benson. Yeah. No, it's Doug Benson. He's been here before. He was with me all weekend. He was here in spirit. He was in Vegas all weekend. Well, we did a show. We did Steve Renazzisi's show. Steve Renazzisi had a show at the Palms. And then afterwards, Dom Herrera went up. And then after Dom Herrera, I went up. It was a lot of fun.

04:14We've got to get Dom on the podcast, too. Don Marrera is fucking hilarious. And he's super old school. He's been around for... Yeah, he'd be interesting. Yeah, he's a great guy, too. He's a really good guy. I play pool with him. We try to play as much as possible, but he plays really good pool. We get together. It's funny. He brought up that movie, Enter the Void and Irreversible. And one of the things I hated about the movie was how there's parts in it where it's just like seizures. It's flashing strobe lights in your eyes for five minutes. And you're just like, all right. Which one? And both of them, I think, have it. But Enter the Void is the one that I remember the most, where I just had to look away from the TV. And it was weird because last night I was reading about this urban legend from the 80s that it's an arcade game. And I read this on Kotaku.com.

05:00It's a video game called, I think it's called Polybias. Is this the one that gave people seizures? Yeah, it gave you seizures. And supposedly the urban legend is the CIA was testing it out in the 80s in arcade games and doing messages to it to try to get information from it once a week. Subliminal messages? Yeah, it would have random tests. Isn't it crazy that they actually used to do that when you would go to the movies? They would actually have subliminal messages. Hungry? Eat popcorn. They would have that in the film where you would be watching. I don't know if they actually did it during the movie or did they do it during commercials. I think they did it during the actual movie. Here's actually the video game that if you look on the monitor right there, that's supposedly what supposedly it looked like. I'm not sure if this is the actual game.

05:50That's what it looks like when you do DMT. But this is supposed to be the video game. You can see on the right side there's like a spaceship that you're shooting. And I don't know, this might give us... This geometric pattern in the center and all that swirlingness and everything like that. Listen on iTunes. How do you say this? How do you spell it? Uh, it's, it's, uh, oh, the game. It's P L hold on. Uh, P O L Y B I U S. Say that? Poly bias. I would say. Wow. Something like that. It looks like a psychedelic trip. And now what I was going to say is I wonder if you can recreate like with virtual reality, if you could recreate the visuals of a psychedelic trip, I wonder if it would make you trip. You know, I wonder if it could trigger something in your brain. Yeah. You know, like remember when people used to phone freak? Do you remember that shit? Do you remember what that was? No.

06:41Hackers figured out a way. The way the phone system used to work, certain tones, like when you would dial someone, when you would call someone, you had certain tones that would allow you to make free long-distance calls. It would set off trips. Somehow or another, you could put a device up to the phone, and that device would make the noises of certain numbers, and it would open up switches for you, and you could make free long-distance calls. Yeah. It's like there was a sound, and that sound hacked the system. Kind of like what a modem does. Like it goes... Sure, something, but it was... I don't know the exact... I think it was like phone sounds, though. I think it just sounded exactly like a phone, but without you actually having to dial it. But if you could do something like that, something along those lines visually, and make a person have a psychedelic trip,

07:32that would be fucking bizarre shit, man. Could you imagine? If they could recreate... Recreate, they figured out a way to do it with computers or whatever. Recreate what it's like when you're having a crazy mushroom trip. And then just let people try that without actually having to take a drug. Yeah. I'm sure it could be done because they do it with sound also now, don't they? They have like this thing. I forget the guy's name. Some guy sent me something. He has a company that he puts, you put your headphones on and you lay back and the sounds like kind of like put you in like a trance. Yeah. I wonder if they could, it's kind of like that with visuals though for mushrooms. Yeah. I know a dude who's into that, but man, that stuff, I don't like talking to people about that, especially when they're super enthusiastic about it. So I'm not going to do that.

08:13I'm not going to sit and listen to some fucking music that reprograms my brain. You are healthy. You are wonderful. I mean, what is it? What is it doing? What is it saying to you? Yeah, exactly. I would rather just – I mean, if I was in a bad place and I was trying to become a positive person and get off the crack and not kick my dog, then maybe I'd be down for that. But I only have a certain amount of time to be introspective in this life. That's funny that you have to go to Today's show tomorrow. We were talking earlier that you should just fucking get blitzed or you should wear red lipstick. Red lipstick might be a good move. Maybe some rouge because it's outside. Maybe some like Mary Poppins Rouge. Maybe don't even make it that noticeable. Make it like it's just that line that goes around your lip only. And then like eye shadow. Like really dark eye shadow like twilight style.

09:05Maybe I put a black circle around my eye like Petey the dog from Little Rascals. And you just like don't talk about it. Like have, you know, you can't talk about it. Maybe a fake nose ring or something. Oh, dude, that's perfect. Why don't you do something? Fake nose ring. Maybe I'll be, I don't know. I usually just want it to be over. Have fun with it, man. Promoting any sort of a TV show. It's like, watch it or don't watch it, man. It's like, I don't know. Yeah, but if you do it and then people talk about it on Twitter, it's more promotion and it's more people talking about the Today Show. Yeah, but we already talked about it, so now people are like, what are you going to do more stunts? What are you going to marry a Kardashian? What's next, stupid? That's why you have to do something that's embarrassing to yourself, like wearing red lipstick. Have you ever thought about that?

09:48because when you look at someone like Kim Kardashian and you look at all these people, you like to play little games. You like to do little pranks, little shit like that. You like to troll people. Have you ever thought about getting on some sort of a reality show? Because eventually someone's going to offer that to you. I think this podcast is the biggest reality show. I mean, I fucking do it. Tomorrow, I think I have three. And so that's almost five or six hours I have to talk or be involved in a conversation. But I think that's bigger than a half hour a week on E! Entertainment. Yeah, I like this format too better, by the way, with the switching of the cameras. It makes me feel like I'm really watching TV. I can really watch it. The three people, the sliced up screens. That's stupid too because people are like, oh, I'd like to see your reactions.

10:34And I'm like, yeah, well, some of us while we're sitting here are just doing this the whole time. Exactly. And that's just lame. You know how lame it is knowing that your face is being recorded and broadcast like when you're just sitting there going, Well, especially for you because sometimes I'm asking these people these really deep questions and there's no room for any other people to talk. It's just him and me. So you're just sitting there checking your Twitter, looking at your balls. Right. Fuck that. No, this is definitely a better setup. This whole setup is better. This is the vibe. The vibe that we have here at the Ice House is the vibe the comedy store should have had. Yeah. A bunch of cool comics hanging out together. And it's just, I mean, oh, that's another guy. Ren Azizi was on a show the other night too.

11:15I mean, to have these shows like that here, the difference between these shows and the shows that they have at the comedy store is that the comedy store or any of these clubs are going to have some people that you think suck. There's going to be a bunch of knuckleheads in there, but not these places. These places, every single person that performs at these Ice House shows are our friends. They're all funny. Just look for the Death Squad name. Their website's Ice House Comedy if you're in L.A. Yeah, just follow us on Twitter. We do these pretty short notice. Like the last time we announced it on, you know, what night did we do it? Sunday? We announced it on like Saturday. Yeah. I have one Friday, but I don't know who's going to be on it. And they sell out really quick too. Doug Benson, you think you're going to want? Maybe. Who else is around? But it's always good.

11:59They're always good shows. And a lot of times they're free, right? Sometimes. Well, usually they're either $10, but a lot of times a day of show, if I have any tickets left over, I'll just put a – Like if you check my Twitter, I'll give a coupon code like Olive Garden, and then you get free tickets if you say that to the cashier. Yeah, and on top of that, if you do pay for tickets, it all just goes for this. It goes for the rent and all the equipment here. 100% goes right into that. The comics don't even make any money off of it. So there you go. So Vegas was a fucking trip, man. It was interesting to watch the slow slide of Las Vegas, man. Is it hurting still? Oh, yeah. Oh, it's just hurting, man. We came there Friday night, and when we were there Friday, we were like, whoa, this place is empty. It was weird. It's weird empty. You know, the Palms is a great hotel.

12:51I mean, we've been going there forever. It's always been a great place to see fights. It's the best place, in my opinion, to see fights because it's, like, super intimate. You know, it's only a few thousand people. So when you're in that Pearl Arena, you're, like, right there on top of everybody. It's fucking great. But, man, the amount of people that were there on Friday, it was shocking. That's the first thing that goes when the economy starts falling apart. The first thing that goes is people vacationing. And Vegas is like almost 100% vacationers. Yeah, and that's why a lot of the industries, I guess the sin industries, like porn and stuff like that are hurting. The other day, I was like, all right, I'm going to help the porn industry out. What? I went to a website. What are you, super porn man? No, I went to a website. Usually, I just go online and stream porn.

13:37So this time I actually went to a website called, I think it was StreamAid or something like that. And I put my credit card in their system. What? But didn't use it. And what you do is you go to all these rooms and there's just previews. Like a girl going, come on, big papa. Come on. Why don't you come, you know, pay for a private show. And you just sit there and they're like just teasing you the whole time. So I just used that as my masturbation going from room to room. Because it's just people in all these cities, like in Ohio and stuff, they're trying to make money. so they're not real porn stars. So it's just girls with webcams, and there's tons of these rooms. When you go to UJizz, if you go to UJizz.com, when you go to that site, it immediately opens up one of those windows. Right, exactly. And what's cool is a lot of people don't know this.

14:21If you're a girl and you need money, these things, you can block states. So if you're broadcasting in Ohio and you don't want anyone in Ohio or if you have family in Pennsylvania or something like that, you can block Ohio and Pennsylvania so you won't become in the search. So these are people that are doing it on the down low, thinking that no one will know who they are. So you get some of these girls, and some of these girls are fucking amazingly hot, but they're sitting in their bedroom. Now, of course, I never paid for any of them. I just sat there and went through the preview, but I gave them my credit card number, so that's a step in the right direction. So did you Skype with them? It's like a chat room where it's like a video. It's just a chat. Right, and then there's just a bunch of people. And you can do private sessions too. Private sessions too,

15:00or you can get together with a couple people. They have, I think they're called parties, where you get together with a couple other people in the room and you all chip in $5 so there's like four of you. So it's better than a strip club because you can tell that girl to put an apple in her butthole and stuff like that. And then you record it, you screencast it, so it's like a little souvenir. You record it? How do you screencast something? Well, in Mac, you can just open up QuickTime and it has an option to screen record in QuickTime. I wonder if these girls know that. Oh, yeah, they all know it. They know. It's just part of the program. Right. There's so many of them. Do you know any girls that do that? Yeah, I know. A lot of porn stars do it now because it's like, hey, I can make, you know, I can travel

15:45to Oklahoma and make whatever, a couple thousand dollars, you know, traveling to Oklahoma and stripping or whatever. Or I could just sit in my bedroom for a weekend and make the same amount of money. Yeah. So I've opened it up and there's been porn stars there. Like Jill Kelly was doing one the other day. And I'm like, wow. Yeah. She's a famous porn star, and here she is. I saw another, there was another article about this chick, Jeannie Rivers. She's a really hot porn star. And I don't know why I Googled her name, but I Googled her name, and it showed up that she was at the cat house. She's at a brothel now. And so then I read this article about her in the brothel, and it was so depressing. I don't think I'll ever be able to beat off to her again. It was really a bummer because it was also about her being with her man and that she has a man that she loves.

16:34And it's hard on him because she's at work all day having sex with all these men who come in to have sex with her. And then the interviewer asks her, does your man have sex with other women? And she said, no, he's not allowed to. She's like, unless he's making money. You know, if you can make money having sex, that's cool. But I'm not at work working your butt off or working my butt off so that you could stay home and fuck all these chicks. I'm like, wow. And she was talking about how much it costs, you know, and that if someone wants to take her out for an outside date, it's really, really expensive because then she's had time away from her man, you know, and the one she loves. But I'm like, wow, that is so strange. I mean, that's such a clear case of someone sort of distorting their wants and needs and desires and just allowing their life to be morphed

17:21but still clinging on to this romantic notion. Right. You know how many porn stars have hopeless romantic written in their profile? Oh, yeah, but they have all these rules that make it like, oh, no, I'm allowed to sleep with two black guys in the ass twice a day. Two black guys in the ass. But you can't talk to your ex-girlfriend. Yeah, what is that? Isn't that amazing? You would think that there would be nothing off the table. Yeah. Everything's on the table now. You just took it in the ass by this giant gangbanger black dude, and then he came in your nose and your mouth, and then you're asking me why my girlfriend's texting me. The fuck? Why is your ex-girlfriend texting you? That's ridiculous. But I'm sure that's happened. All variations are possible. The whole spectrum is possible. It's like that was one of the coolest things about talking to Shane

18:12and getting a sense of all the different places that he's been and just the full range of possible human behavior. You realize how fucking incredibly lucky we are, man. That's right. I was just thinking about lighting that up. To be here in America and the way we are living, I mean, we're in California. It's nice as shit. I mean, it's fucking December and it's like 75 degrees today, right? Yeah. What was the temperature today? It's like 70-ish, 75? 70 or something. It's beautiful. People still here in Pasadena still don't have fucking power in some places. Or they didn't like two days ago. It was that crazy wind, right? Yeah. It was ridiculous. Can you imagine? I'm good. Can you imagine not having fucking power for a week? Yeah, I could. When I lived in Colorado, the power would go off all the time. And the generator would kick on. That's weird.

19:15Because I need to go, whoa, now we're just connected to this tank. And how much is in this tank? Do you have a generator at your house? No, I need to get one. I need to get one. Yeah, because zombie apocalypse. No. During the zombie apocalypse, you're going to want something to power the searchlights. Yeah, right. You know? It's really out the window. I could never live that far away from a city that, like Shane was saying, you know, move to a lake somewhere really, really far away. I would like a place like that for a vacation home. That would be awesome. You know, I went up to Lake Sherwood and looked at houses up in Lake Sherwood. How was that? Fucking amazing. Amazing? Do you recommend going there for a weekend? Yeah. Is that a good weekend place? Totally. There's a, up in Lake Sherwood's a little closer. Big Bear is up there, too. There's a bunch of different places to stay.

19:56We stayed at the resort. There's a Lake Sherwood resort. It's a really nice place. Good restaurant. The restaurant was great. And you're right on this lake. A crazy man-made lake. It was like one guy's dream and mission to put it together. There's like some history of it. I don't remember. I got it secondhand from Mrs. Rogan. She read it. But the houses are badass, man. There's all these houses like right on the lake. And you got your own little dock. and people just take their boats and just drive it off the lake. I'm like, what a cool thing it would be to have a vacation house on a lake. That would be nice. I just wanted my own canoe. Like my friend Jason, his mom had a place that they had like a little lake in the back and they had a little dock and they had their own little canoes. And then he would just go over to his mom's house and just like smoke some weed

20:38and just like float in the fucking lake behind his house. Oh, and dude, if you have a fishing rod, man, there's nothing nicer than getting up at like 5 in the morning before the sun even breaks, pulling that boat out onto the clear water and just casting a line out there and catching your breakfast. It's fucking great, man. It's fun. It's beautiful. There's something calming about being on water. It's why everybody wants to be right there. They want a house right there on the water. I mean, how much time are you going to actually be spending on a boat? Are you going to do that every day? Probably not. It would be way more economically feasible to get a house just a little further away that you could just kind of get to the water real quick. but there's something about being right on a body of water that people love. Sal from Sal's Comedy Hole, he was telling me he has a boat.

21:24He got this humongous boat. He'll just go and take a girl on a date, take right in the middle of the ocean, fucking drop anchor and just fucking sit there and have some wine and just sleep there the whole night in the middle of the fucking ocean. Holy shit. Can you imagine doing that? That would be a trip. Then you run the risk of a tsunami killing you in the middle of the night. What do you sleep with a life preserver on? Is there an alarm they're going to ring when the earth shifts? No, there's probably some kind of boat signal thing when you're on there that's like, hey, watch out, there's a tsunami. I bet not. I bet there's a radio that you have to stay tuned to. There's probably a tsunami warning. But meanwhile, if it's a big one, maybe everybody just says, fuck this alarm, just run and hit that alarm. Let's get out of here. This would be cool to have a boat that was big enough

22:08that had a helicopter pad on it also. Oh, like one of those mega yachts? Yeah, mega yachts. Yeah, but that's how you get killed by pirates. Right. That's the scariest thing about Africa, man. I wish we talked to that dude more about all these people that get jacked and killed by pirates. Yeah, that sucks because we all kind of started late. We were all running late, and so he had to leave. Yeah, he had a New York Times thing he was going to. That could have easily went three, four hours for me. That was awesome. We'll get him back again. That guy's awesome. And I'm going to try to, whether we have to go to New York or he has to go to L.A., he'll be in L.A. again, especially if he's going to do this HBO thing. fuck, that was a great conversation. Are you doing any comedy when you're in New York? No. The Cellar has their own podcast now. They do. Comedy Cellar. Really? Oh, that's smart.

22:54Yeah. They do it from the Cellar, like live from the Cellar? Yeah. Oh, that's smart. That's a good idea, doing it live from a comedy club. Of course. But you should go down there, if you're doing any comedy, try to find Louie and get him, you know, record us quick. No, if I got Louie, I'll get him to come down here whenever he's in L.A. But he's, you know, he's just, he's so busy. He's one of those dudes I feel bad about asking. I feel like I'm imposing, you know, because I know that he's got kids and he fucking edits his own show on a laptop. Right. Writes a new hour every year. You want to talk about a dude who's busy. That guy, I always want to just, I don't know, I never want to bug him. Yeah. He's one of those weird inspirational workers. You know, when you ever feel like you're working enough, you know, you look at what that guy does and you go, Jesus Christ.

23:35He edits his own show on a fucking laptop on a 13-inch MacBook Pro. It's probably not even that. It's probably like an iBook, a white one. He has a Logitech mouse with two buttons. Yeah, I don't know what made him such a driven person. I think it had to probably be fatherhood, most likely. Being a Mexican ginger probably is weird, too. Mexicans do work hard. Yeah, he's a hard worker, and he's making up for being redhead. There's a guy named Canelo Alvarez who's a Mexican ginger who's a boxing champion. He's a badass ginger who's a Mexican. He's just beating the shit out of everybody. He's really fucking good, too. It's interesting. It's interesting to watch. You know? There's a lot of different Mexicans. Some of them are actually Louis C.K. People think we're joking around, but Louis C.K. is born in Mexico. Right? Wasn't he? Yeah. I think he was. I don't know if he was born in Mexico.

24:29I think he lived there for like five years or something. Maybe his parents are from Mexico, but he's fucking Mexican. Yeah. As strange as it is. Yeah. But I don't want to go to Mexico. I got no desire to go down there, especially after talking to him, after this guy was talking about the narco killings and all that crazy shit down there. I would probably go to Cabo or something like that. I think Cabo's probably still fine if you're in any of those huge resorts. It still seems such a risk. I know it's still fine. I'm sure it's fine. I know a lot of people that go, but it still seems such a risk. There's a couple places I'm going to go Cabo, but Japan is probably at the top of that. Even with this nuclear thing, I think that's just... You're very lucky you're going to that. You want to go? I would love to go, dude. That's always been my dream.

25:10I'm just going to fucking go there and just... Come with me. We'll film it. I think I would just want to stay there. That'd be amazing. Okay. You're in. February. Done. Word. You're going to Japan, son. Are you nervous? Yeah. I'm not really nervous. You better bring a Geiger counter and wrap it around your dick. I'm just going to bring a lot of condoms. Can you imagine if you were right about to stick it in? You're like, before I fuck you, let me just put a Geiger counter near your pussy. I'm just going to wear Levi jeans and jean jackets the whole time I'm there. I'm going to comb my hair. I'm going to grow my hair out a little and comb it like Elvis and stuff. like that. I'm going to do all the typical things I need to do. If you think that that's how they live right now, that's probably from like 1990. They probably want to be rescued, no? Do you think what?

25:50Girls? Yeah. They probably would like to be rescued. Some of them. You'll find a few. You'll find someone that want to rescue you. Sounds like heaven. Do you have a thing for Japanese chicks? Japanese, yeah. I think that's... I just grew up with a Japanese friend so I've always done the Japanese culture. I've hung out with Japanese girls when I I couldn't get laid. I would hang out with these hot Japanese girls because they were friends of his. So I kind of grew up with being around Asians a lot. So you have a little bit of yellow fever somewhere in the back of your head. Yeah, they're just so, I don't know, 1940s American girls. Like what way? It's very polite and nice and beautiful. They're not going to sit there and talk about fucking Gossip Girl for five hours. They're not? I'm just kidding. I bet they would. I know. Once they become Americanized, they're exactly the same.

26:40Yeah, that's why you got to get them right out of the pan or whatever. Japan woman. The pan. Right out of the pan. Why are you even laughing at that, man? Get them right out of the pan. What the fuck is wrong with you? So, well, it was... You like Asian girls, don't you? Yeah, they're exotic. Something crazy about them. They're alien. Yeah. Well, that's what I always said. They have a little bit more alien. If you believe all the shit about aliens come down here and manipulating monkeys and making people out of them, well they definitely put more alien in in asians they're really good at math right yeah you know that's racist to say it probably is what that they're good at something they're good at math how could that be it's like racist to say black guys have big dicks I've seen them yeah there's

27:23white guys who have big dicks too but there's way more black guys who have big dicks like especially like porn stars it's like every other black guy in porn has this giant hog and you've never even seen this guy before whereas like white guys with big dicks there are a lot of movies man there's a white guy like a John Holmes they fucking parade that guy around like the fucking great white hope you know they put his picture on a flag and carry it high look look a white guy with a big dick told you but you see a black guy with a big dick you're like yep and another one there's another one there's another one well guys you've never even heard of there needs to be a study I'm sure there is a study to see if that's real because I always heard that it's not it's just that you only see black dicks when it's in porn and it's always like the best chosen meats, you know, and stuff like that.

28:09It's not. Maybe. But I, in my opinion, it probably is related to being metamorphic, mesomorphic rather. There's three different body types. There's ectomorphic, endomorphic, and mesomorphic. Endomorphic is people that have just, they're naturally kind of chubby and they have a real hard time losing weight, slow metabolites. Endomorphic is people are super, or ectomorphic rather, is people are super thin. Ectomorphic is like, you know, like Anon. It's the sativa. Yeah, like Anon. Like, you know, a guy who you look at him, you go, the guy can't put weight on. Johnny Archer is skinny. Really skinny guys that, like, you look at him and you go, man, this guy is, he probably has a real hard time putting muscle on. And then mesomorphic. Mesomorphic is like Rampage, like Quentin Rampage Jackson. You look at that guy. Don't make those monkey noises when I'm talking about a black man.

28:56That's just rude. Oh, no, I meant, like, fighters. Like, they're huge muscle guys. Oh, dare you. I'm sorry. I didn't even think about it. Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar is an example of mesomorph. It's a guy who's just giant muscle, you know, big, wide frame, big hands, big feet. If you don't think that guy's got a big dick, you're crazy. If you don't think Rampage has a big dick, you're out of your fucking mind. Of course he has a big dick. Look at the rest of them. We talked about Chet Congo. I remember we did a thing on the podcast about it. Chet Congo was laughing when he saw me because he had heard about it. It's like it's right here, and he puts his hand down near his knee and joking around about it because you look at the dude, you're like, that guy must have a fucking monster in his pants. There's no way he doesn't. He's this gigantic super athlete,

29:38six foot four sculpted broad shoulders. He's probably got a dick that would just tear you apart. Or it's really, really small. I don't think so. Super smooth. That would be what a lot of white people would hope. At the end of the day, he's small and he likes girls to fuck him in the ass with dildos. He's not really this big. It happens, though. It happens both ways, too, man. It does happen. Jonathan Daniel Brown, who's in that new movie, Project X, that I always talk about, his dick is fucking like a monster. Who's that? He's a little comic kid, real nice guy. You've met him a couple of times, and he's in that new movie, Project X, the guys that did Hangover and all that. Right. And it comes out in, like, March or something. But he's in that movie, and before he did a porno, he did a bang bus, and it was, like, Geeks Gone Bad or something like that.

30:25and man in that movie he fucking just has a monster dick and it's like he's this little chubby nerdy comic book guy jonathan daniel brown is that video online can you pull it up it's been pulled it's been pulled but I can find you who pulled it um probably the warner brothers do you think they like paid people off to have no jonathan actually told them about it and they I think because of what the movie is you know did he tell them about it after they had already cast him no I think they filmed it I think during the the audition really but see I think that's what this movie is like that cool that they're like it doesn't matter that's actually better you really think he told them during the audition yeah that's what he said oh like hey there's before you go on or something you should know I did a bang bus once yeah okay yeah that's it and

31:11it was uh beautiful man and because if you see beautiful it was because like dude that's like the shit I like because you see that guy and you're just like man you know this guy he he He always needs to get pussy. He's always talking about how he never gets laid. He's a virgin, whatever. He just turned 21. I went to his 21st birthday party. You're hanging around with 20-year-olds. Well, he's such a nice guy. When I first met him, he had a bag of comic books, and I was just like, hey, what do you got there? And I was looking through his comic books, and you could tell when you meet certain people, you're just like, man, this guy, he's good people. Right, right. And so when I heard he did a porn, I was like, oh, man, I can't believe he did a porn, dude. That's crazy. Then I saw it, I'm like, all right, this is beautiful. Because he takes out his dick and you're like, what?

31:54That's ridiculous. I mean, probably like that big. How many inches? 10 inches? 10 to 12 inches, I'd probably say. His dick is 10 to 12 inches. It's thick like. Son, listen. Google search this man's dick. It's out there. I don't need to see this. Pull that shit up on the monitor. Let me see if I can find it. What's his, how do you say his name again? Jonathan Daniel Brown. I don't think it's listed under that. Homeboy's got a 12-inch dick. Yeah, it's huge. That's ridiculous. I think that would be too much of a good thing. You know, when you want to get blowjobs, chicks would be like, what the fuck am I going to do with that thing? You know? Like, you would say, like, a guy with, like, a little dick has one advantage, and that is that girls could deep-throat the shit out of him all day. It probably feels awesome.

32:33But it probably doesn't feel as awesome because there's not as much surface area. Because if a guy with a big dick gets deep-throated, that's like a whole long slip-and-slide of pleasure, whereas someone with a little dick that's, you know, just a little digit, like a first digit on the finger. It's probably there's never enough sex. Probably never, you know, when you're doing long strokes, you think about all the pipe you're laying, think about all the inches combined, you know, you feel like you're actually getting something done. But if you have a little dick, you probably feel like you're never really getting in there. And honestly, you're coming, you're never satisfied. It's been pulled. But I saved it. I pirated Bay. Where is it? Allegedly. It's at the house somewhere. And it's somewhere. Casa de Burbank. But yeah, he's a nice guy.

33:23We'll get him on Ice House Chronicles at some point. What is his movie? His movie is called Project X. It's badass looking. It's like one of those movie previews you're like, oh, that's going to be fun. It actually looks really good. And what is it about? It's one of those high school party animal house type things. But it's like during these times. It looks like it's been done a million times. But you want to watch the preview? We can watch a preview. Sure. Let's watch a preview. Okay. Are we allowed to? I think it's because it's a preview. I don't. Yeah. We're only trying to promote your movie for free, man. Project X video. There we go. And it's on YouTube Project X. Let's see. Mom, Dad Is this him? No Where do I start? Tell me when the dude with the giant dick shows up This is supposed to be a small get together I wanted to be cool for one night I want my girls to notice me

34:26Then things got a little out of control Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at Tonight's about changing the game There he is Did you see him? Yeah. Right here on the right, walking in with the glasses. Oh, changing the game. Right there. That guy on the right has a humongous dick, and the other two guys probably... Oh, I've seen his porn. Yeah. Okay, you are exaggerating. You showed this to me before. It's a fairly large dick, but it's nowhere near a foot long. You don't think? No. But it is a fun video to watch. Just big enough to be cool and changing. And for the folks that are just listening, this is just all this crazy house party scenes. It's these young geeky guys who are on these super hot chicks and it just says Project X. Hello? Thomas? Dad, hey. Well, we just wanted to call one last time. Make sure you were set for the night. Oh my god I just drove a car

35:48Into the pool And his parents Left March 2nd And you go to Facebook.com Never Never Leave your fucking Teenage boys Alone On a weekend I've always been amazed When people do that shit You know my sister Tried to do that once When we were kids My parents went somewhere We were in high school My sister had a fucking party Really? And I came home And kicked everybody out I never did that Get the fuck out of here I didn't think really people did that. You had to be a retard. I kicked out. My sister was so pissed off. You know, you can't tell me. You got a hundred fucking people in our house. Get the fuck out of here. I kicked everybody out. I was like, you got to be out of your fucking mind. I would never do that. You got to allow people to wander through my bedroom and your bedroom. You don't even know half these fucking people. That's a popularity thing. Like, oh, I want to be popular.

36:31Yeah, exactly. I want to be cool. Let's have a party. But whenever I used to go to parties in high school, I was always thinking that. Like, who is allowing these fucking kids to put these parties on? If you go to a party with high school boys and there's drinking, seven out of ten times something fucked up happens. Seven out of ten. Did you have the friends, though? I don't know if we ever talked about this. Did you ever have the friends that had the parents that would drink with you and they would have parties and the parents would be sitting there on the couch drinking with you? That was very common for some reason. I did have some friends like that, but that doesn't happen anymore. I mean, it's not in rural. I mean, maybe in rural America it does. But, I mean, in normal cities, that shit doesn't happen. And people, they tell their parents, and then their parents have you arrested.

37:13You can't just give kids alcohol. Or they put it on Facebook, and then everyone knows about it. What is the rule about alcohol? You can't even have alcohol in your home. Can you have alcohol in your home if you're under 21? Oh, yeah, absolutely. You can. You can have it in your home. Under your parent's supervision? Are you sure? Yeah. At what age? I think you're allowed to have alcohol. If you're of age and you have younger kids. Let's ask Siri. You think Siri will know? What are you going to say to her? I'm going to say, hmm, that's a good question. How do I? Whoa, that's real. I'm going to say, at what age are young people allowed to drink alcohol under adult supervision? Minors. I mean, if it's your parents. If it's your parents, I think your parents are allowed. Parental supervision. Here we go. Parents can do that.

38:00At what age are minors allowed to drink alcohol under parental supervision? alright get this right she's just gonna google that shit yeah she nailed it you don't understand yeah that's too complicated stupid Siri someday that's way too complicated is there a way to abbreviate that well I think isn't it parents you're allowed to let your kids do it but I'm sure it's not how about this Can kids drink alcohol at home? Okay, let me ask them. Are you a useless cunt? I'm afraid I can't answer that. I'm sorry, Joseph. She got shitty with me. She called me Joseph. Tell me a joke. Yeah. You son of a bitch. Oh, I'm on airplane move, maybe? I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. I get that a lot. Yeah, this thing sucks. I love it. I love it for simple things, though. What is the meaning of life? Fucking nothing. Let me try again. What is the meaning of life?

39:51That's deep. That's a new one. I haven't heard that one yet. Wrong answer. The answer is to crush your enemies, have them driven before you, and to hear the laminations of the women. Let's see if she understands that. Wrong answer. The answer is to crush your enemies. Have them deliver before you in the hidden laminations of the women. Siri, you are useless. Siri, did you fart? How about this? How about this? Hold on. Come on, bitch. No comment. Oh, that dirty bitch. Bitch. I'm thinking of getting a droid throne. Frone. She said, are you? Yes. I think I like Android phones. What is your opinion of them? I prefer not to say. She prefers not to say. What's the best Android phone on the market? Getting your current location. Hmm. Wait, what's she doing? Sending the FBI over here. No, no, no, no. She's going to send you to something. What? Call the market? What the fuck is that? Okay.

41:13Because you can buy your Android phone. How about this? How about this? No. No, thank you. I don't want directions. What are the negatives in buying an Android phone? Calling Redband. Calling Redband? It's calling you. That's right. This thing's a piece of shit. How dare you? It's calling you. By the way, your phone number just got released on the internet. Huh? Because she said your phone number. You might have to get her number. This dirty whore just ratted you out, dude. People are going to go back and they're going to... Did she really say it? Yep, sure. She said it. Please don't call me. Don't call. How crazy is it though That That's what she did She called you She knows you're my tech guy Is your phone ringing? Hmm It did You called Oh you called my old phone Oh Thank god That's right The new phone Is Redband Reborn That's right You don't even have that phone anymore Yeah I do

42:14I use it But it's not on No it's not I have the number That I pay every month For that number For some dumb reason Yeah Why is it It said call Redband That's hilarious Siri sucks What a useless fucking service. It's like you're paying for something that will be good one day. Well, no, it's good for what it's meant for. Do you use it? Yeah, I use it every day. It's mostly meant for it. What? What do you do every day with it? Mostly it's me laying in bed going, set my alarm clock for 8 and 10 o'clock tomorrow morning. Or if I'm driving and somebody texts me, I'll just reply back. And that always works. Really? And you do it through the speaker system in your car? Yeah. Because you have a Bluetooth. Ford Sync, yeah. So, yeah, I use it through that. I mean, and things like that, or like if you're just like, you know, schedule or what's my schedule like tomorrow?

42:57I'll read you what's on your schedules or things like that, like dictation and stuff like that. I use it for the questions things. I don't really ask. I never do that. Like I never do like what is life and what's farts and stuff. It's stuff I did when I first got it, but I don't even like do that anymore. I use it mostly just for basic shit. You gave up on a little of the shit. But it's good. You know, texting alone is almost dead on. or if you're in your car and you put like if you anytime you have a keyboard in your car so like if you're on Google it will pull up in your car or you can hit the microphone icon which is right there on the bottom and then you can just speak what you want to search so if you're in your car you can just search shit in your car you shouldn't do that because then you're reading shit don't be fucking with your phone in your car no then I read it

43:39I read it at stoplights no I haven't read it out loud to me now the new iPhones have the text to voice to text functions so you can make text messages with your voice. And it fucking works good, dude. I tried it this weekend. I even said, hey, let's go fuck babies. And then I wrote, I'm just kidding, LOL. And it came out, hey, let's go fuck babies. No way. Yeah. That's crazy. You know what they also have, I read, is that it has the carrier thing in the software. Oh, IQ carrier? No, only iOS 3. That's when it was in diagnostic mode only. In Android phones, it was being sent out constantly. It's not the same form that it is. I swear to God, I just read it on 9to5Mac that it's still in there. Really? That it's still in there and broadcasting? Yeah. Ooh, I haven't heard about it. Is this a new thing? Yeah, I think so.

44:34I think they just finally said that they're going to update it, take it out. What is this Carrier IQ? Is this some government agency, or is it just some diagnostic software that's shitty code? Well, it's all statistics, supposedly, is what it seems like. It's like everything is, yeah, being transmitted, but it's being randomized so you can't pinpoint you with all this information. So I don't know how dangerous or crazy it is, but Al Franklin, who's – Al Franklin, the senator? Yeah, senator. He's giving them like a deadline. Congressman? What is he, congressman or senator? Yeah. Whatever. He's giving them a deadline to what? He's giving them a deadline to explain what the fuck's going on. And I think the deadline was today. I haven't heard anything new from it, but I'm looking right now. What the fuck is going on, man? That's creepy shit. Yeah.

45:26When I saw that, when that kid, for folks who don't know what's going on, there's a video that's online where an Android developer found a way to go into the operating system, and he uncovered some files. You know, one of the cool things about Android is that, you know, you can kind of hack into them. And, like, real techie dudes love them because you can, you know, you can root them and put a completely different operating system on them. And, you know, it's like some carriers and some phone manufacturers on the Android system, they put their own user interface on. You know, like they have Motorola Blur and there's a couple different ones. And some people don't like that. So developers create their own shit. So there's like a lot of flexibility in the platform. Well, this one guy got in it, and he was fucking around, and he found out that there's something called CarrierIQ,

46:15and that CarrierIQ literally logs every single thing you do. Every number you press, every time you send a text to someone, it shows the actual text, and it logs it and sends it to some fucking database somewhere. So some company has, for every Android phone that has this on it, Some company has an exact record of every freaky text, every fucking weirdo's, every cent, every picture of dude's dicks that went flying through the air. All that. Is it pictures too? Is it a picture store too? Or did they just let you know that you sent a picture? I think just sent a picture. And Apple released a statement, it looks like five days ago, saying we stopped supporting Carrier IQ with iOS 5 in most of our products. In most. And we'll remove it completely in a future software update. Wow. So they still have it in some of their products. Right, but they went to 4S.

47:04But they said, we never recorded keystrokes, messages, or any other personal information for Diagnosa data and have no plans to ever do so. They did say that. So they used a form of it which was randomized. It wasn't the meat, which is what the Android's supposedly text messages. I don't know how they thought they were going to get away with that. Do you think they thought they were going to get away with that? Or is it a mistake? What is it? What's going on here? I think it's one of those things like that Saturday night or that South Park skit. Like, did you read the terms of it? You know, the terms where you agree to something. It probably says in there that you agree that we will send out information to test and for logistics and stuff like that. And track your fucking text messages. And track your text messages. Every freaky thing you said. Yeah.

47:50I mean, how many people are out there right now panicking because of the nutty fucking freak shit that they're into? I want to suck on your toes and piss in your ear. How many people are out there? Oh, Al Franken has given December 14th as its final day to respond to all its requests for information of what the fuck's going on. That's next Thursday. Yeah. Wow. He's given plenty of time to come up with a good excuse or go to Costa Rica. How crazy is that he is a senator? I mean, that's ridiculous. I remember him being on Saturday Night Live being the crazy weather guy where he would have in the background. He would have that umbrella. Well, he's a very smart man. You know, he's the exact kind of senator you want. You know, he's a very bright guy. He's a guy who can draw the United States of America. You ever see him do that? Mm-mm. He can draw it.

48:38He draws the shapes of all the states from memory. He just gets a big piece of paper, and he just does the outline, and it's pretty fucking accurate, man. It's crazy to watch. He's a super, super bright guy and a real patriot. You know, whether you agree with his politics or don't agree with him, man, And there's no doubt about that guy's an intelligent guy. And it seems to me that he's always on the right side of things. Yeah. President someday, right? Oh, it's impossible. He's not sucking enough demon talk. I don't think you can be a president unless you're playing ball. Look at Obama. We thought Obama was going to be some big change. He hasn't changed anything. He's changed people's opinions of politics, I'll tell you that, because now people think it's all horseshit. You see this guy get in, and they send 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan

49:23a couple weeks after he wins a Nobel Prize for peace. And you're like, what? What is this? This is the strangest change ever. This seems like exactly the same thing. We're still in Afghanistan. And now, finally, they're pulling people out of Iraq. But it's after we've established some sort of a puppet government there. The whole thing's crazy. He really proved to me that the system is locked down. And how could it be any other way at this point? When we already know about lobbyists, we already know about special interest groups and all the people that finance political campaigns. And then when they started passing laws saying that corporations were actually like individuals and they could donate as much money as they wanted to presidential candidates and political candidates. The fucking game is over. It's hijacked. It's done. A guy like Al Franken or a guy like Ron Paul.

50:17And people keep getting mad at me. Like, why are you saying that he never has a chance? Don't say that Ron Paul doesn't have a chance. It's bullshit. and it's disrespectful for all those people that are working on the campaign. I'm not saying it because I wouldn't want Ron Paul to be president. It's just my opinion. And it's not saying that this can't be overcome because I'm certain it can. It's not like this evil, corrupt empire that's running this country can stay in place forever. No, it's cyclical. It's all going to move out and some new people are moving in and the people that are alive now will be dead eventually. But I just think the way it's set up right now, we're in a state where people have accepted the fact that it's corrupt. And until they rush Washington, D.C. with fucking torches and pitchforks, they don't really have the right attitude. Yeah.

50:59This is not going to change through voting. Voting isn't going to change a goddamn thing. You can't vote for anybody. They don't give you the chance. You don't get the opportunity to actually. And if you did, they would rig the machines. It's been proven. It's been for the Diebold company. Go look up the HBO documentary, Hacking Democracy, where they show that they've made electronic voting machines with a third-party option. Or someone can come in and the third party can put in information. Not the person voting, not the person recording the vote, but a third party can come in and change the vote. And they changed it on the show. They showed it, that this stuff has been engineered to rig. and you know these programmers, computer programmers there's many of them online that have gone over the software and said there's only one way that you, or one reason

51:46to make a machine like this that's coded like this, that's so that you can manipulate the data, period it's fucked up, beyond fucked up you know the Kerry, when Kerry won that Bush election, that was one of the first times ever where the exit polls did not match the actual numbers it's like things were weird It's like people thought that Kerry was going to win by a landslide in certain places, and he would wind up losing by a small percentage. And if you look at, I shouldn't say landslide. I don't think he was projected to win anywhere by a landslide, but even win it. My point is, if you look at what these programmers, there's this one guy who's very, very well-spoken and very credentialed, very educated computer programmer, very well-respected guy, and he was going in depth about the way this was constructed and that there's only one way or one reason to do that,

52:42and that's for deception. That's for changing it. So that's why I say a guy like Ron Paul is probably never going to get in there. Now, when you talk to this guy like Shane and you see all the shit that this guy sees or you hear about all the shit that this guy sees, you really worry, man. How bad can things get? Can things get worse here? Is that what 2012 is, like a period of the great slide where we slide backwards before we rebuild again and have to have some new constitution drafted up because these fucking cunts ruined everything what happens I don't know I think it seems like even though it sucks and everything sucks and it's like there's definitely good things it's still the best country in the world is the best time to be alive unemployment's actually up for the first time in like I don't know seven or eight years Down. No, yeah, down. So jobs more. For the first time, yeah.

53:34But it was only like by a point percentage or something like that. But it's in the right direction. Well, I would think eventually, you know, people are going to find things to do and people are going to create their own jobs and find, you know, things that they can sell. If it's a real free market, you know, what I'm worried about is that the banks are going to collapse even further. I'm worried about the commercial real estate market. I'm worried about the credit card market. There's a lot of shit that's still very flimsy in this current economic situation. And when we look at Europe and what's going on with Greece and, you know, Greece is essentially going bankrupt and they're going to, you know, Europe is trying to bail them out and everyone's trying to make sure that they don't collapse. And it's just like, I mean, does it have to fall apart to be rebuilt correctly?

54:15You know, you wonder, you're like, man, am I prolonging my punishment? Can I just take my medicine now? Can we go through a shit period of 10 years and all of a sudden have a rebuilt society and everything runs nice and smooth and even, you know? Yeah. Yeah, there was something I wanted to bring up. We had a guy on a podcast yesterday. His name was Skyler. And he was in Arizona for Black Friday. He decided, I'm just going to check out Black Friday. He's a comic actor here in L.A. And he has a new show on Fuel. But anyways, he was in on Black Friday. And there was this old man with his little kid. And they had this thing where you have to touch something. And then when they hit a buzzer or something, like everybody goes crazy and grabs video games, you know, like it's set up for like chaos. It's like Walmart should be shot in the head for how they do this.

55:10Is it only Walmart or do a lot of stores do this? I think there's a lot of stores that probably do this. But Walmart's always known for having ridiculous things like this, where it's just people are getting trampled or where they have things where you have to touch something. Anyways, so this family was there, a husband and wife and their nephew or something. and this old, this guy, like, it was madness. Everyone was, like, fucking chaos, and he puts this game in his belt so he could hold on to his kid because this kid was getting trampled and stuff like that. A policeman saw him put this game in his belt, fucking threw him off. He was like, hey, you, get up, and the old man was, like, puts his hands up, and the policeman throws him down the ground, smashes his face, blood's just pouring out. The guy is knocked out. He can't even breathe.

55:55his fucking kid comes around and goes like what the fuck dad no he was putting in his kids five years old or this this nephew it's five years old no he didn't steal he put it to hold me like his kid was even saying that while it was happening so it's like five-year-old is not gonna lie he's not gonna be like I'm smart enough to know that my dad was shoplifting and he was putting the game in his pants right you know like and uh here I want you to look at this video he actually skyler the guy was here filmed the whole thing saw the whole thing had to grab the kid and hold the kid and like calm the kid down. Then we found the wife and he actually got lawyers for this family and he's going back and like helping this family out because of the police brutality. How old is this guy? Skyler? The old guy. You'll see him right here. And he didn't do anything. There's all this blood by his face.

56:50He wasn't even shoplifting. Oh my god, there's blood all over his face. Oh my god. He's completely unconscious. For a $15 video game, Joe. And blood is all over his face. Yeah. Oh, now he's trying to wake up, so he's twitching. All he did was shoplifting and you threw him down like that? He didn't even shoplift. He didn't put everything in. He just took it out. Wow. I see here. Somebody said he wasn't even shoplifting. So it's some asshole cop that got a little carried away. And now he's massaging the guy trying to wake him up. Oh, my God. Let them do their job, man. And so the police, the cop that did it, he was put on administrative leave while they're doing this. This guy's still unconscious. This guy suffered massive head trauma. He's still unconscious. His face is covered in blood. Some woman just stepped in and said she's a nurse and she's trying to help.

58:16I almost got it on video of him actually getting thrown there. There was several witnesses, though, so that's good. Yeah. Well, whatever. That guy's brain is cooked. And here's something interesting. Right above this, there was five security cameras. And Walmart is saying, because these are all off-duty cops that Walmart has hired, all five of those cameras did not record anything. And so the next day, Skyler, our friend that was on the show, came into Walmart to record all those things. and there was now banners in front of all the cameras, like blocking the view. And where that guy's laying right now, there's like a carpet and a table, and they're just covering their ass. So the fact that there's no video, and plus that if you're going to shoplift, you probably wouldn't shoplift a $15 game on Black Friday. You'd probably shoplift just on a Thursday. You know what I mean?

59:08Well, whatever. I mean, he might have been shoplifting, but even if he was, you don't have to take this frail guy and smash his fucking face like that. Yeah. Yeah, and so here's the actual news report of it, if you want to watch this. This is kind of interesting. Well, Black Friday getting a black eye, not only here in the valley, but around the country. More on the incidents nationally. And there's all this blur around the guy's face, and you can't see the blood. About this video from a Walmart in Buckeye. A grandfather ends up with a bloody face, and some shoppers blame the Buckeye police. That's right, but police this afternoon have a much different story than what some witnesses told us this morning. Miriam Garcia spoke to police just a few moments ago, and it's live in Buckeye. Miriam, what's their story?

59:52Kristen, Buckeye police say that cell phone video only shows the end of what actually happened out there. They also say that the officer involved did nothing wrong. Now, let's get you to that cell phone video that's causing all of this controversy. It happened late last night at a Walmart in Buckeye, and a rush of shoppers stormed the video game section of Walmart. A man was there with his grandson and his wife, and people around them were pushing and shoving to get video games. The 54-year-old man put a video game in his waistband. Police say he was trying to steal that video game, but witnesses tell us he put the game in his waistband to have his hands free so he could get his grandson out of the crowd. Police say they confronted him and he resisted arrest flailing his arms when they tried asking him about that video game

60:45A leg sweep was used and the man fell to the floor hitting his head and bleeding The guy was not fighting. I saw the old thing. He literally just grabbed him threw him on the ground and also he's an older guy He couldn't get words out. He didn't he wasn't responding. They were snapping it from like he was he was almost out man There's nothing on the on the surface to indicate are inappropriate. You know, it's difficult when you're arresting an individual because you don't know how that individual is going to act. That's the problem. And, you know, sometimes you know, as police officers, we deal with people that seem like they're going to be violent up front and then it's a very passive arrest. And then other times you go to arrest people where it seems to be passive and then it could go south very quickly. And the man involved is 54-year-old

61:32gerald newman he was treated at a local hospital and then he was booked in a jail for resisting arrest and shoplifting police were never the audience of force claim there is always an investigation but they tell if the officer involved still out there on the streets again we just talked to the police chief out here he said he looked at the video and he believes nothing that uh... the officers actions were justified again that video only shows the very THE FAMILY WAS IN THE STORE. THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE STORE. THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE END OF WHAT HAPPENED. THEY EVEN WENT INTO THE WALMART TO SEE IF THEY COULD GET THE BEGINNING OF THAT INCIDENT. BUT THEY TELL US WALMART VIDEO CAMERAS WEREN'T RECORDING OR STORE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS. ON BLACK FRIDAY. THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OFFICER CONFRONTED WHO THEY'RE CALLING A SUSPECT. SO ON BLACK FRIDAY, THE

62:22BUSIEST, CRAZIEST DAY IN HISTORY OF SHOPPING, THEIR about that whole thing is that the guy didn't even leave the store so like he was still in the store in most cities in most states you're allowed to do whatever you want to with whatever product you have like you can put it in your coat you put in your shirt until you leave the the premises like the front door that's when it's considered shoplifting so that's why they can't catch you like if you're fucking like like a lot of people like even drink like they open up a can of pop in the middle of the store and start drinking it you know in the store because they know they're going to the cashier to pay for it you know and that that is the same thing where they're actually drinking the product you know or eating the product and stuff and we're talking about like

63:02a 15 video game so the skyler said that when it happened he was standing right next to the guy and the guy just like you know like when the cop was like you know hey you're shop living the guy the old man's like no I'm not he puts his hands up and and and instead of just grabbing this old man or this dude's hand he fucking leg sweeps him to the ground and cracks his skull and he fucking and he's still fucking resisting arrest. He's in jail for resisting arrest and shoplifting. Are you fucking kidding me? Walmart needs to be shot. And I'm glad we got to put this out so people can see this. The Walmart part is sick and the cop part is sick. That guy should not be a cop. If that's the way you react, you should not be a fucking cop. For the most part, cops are cool. For the most part, cops don't want to do shit like this. Cops would way rather have no incidents happen.

63:45But there's some dumb fucks that are cops. And they're in a situation where they have to make a judgment call and their dumb fuck brain causes them to leg sweep some old man that is put in a video game, obviously, in his pants to hold on to his son or his grandson. That's just sad, man. That makes me sick. Yeah, and the fact that Walmart's lying about the fucking video. It's just more police state bullshit, you know? We're too tense, man. People are too fucking tense, too riled up, too ready to go to battle even right here at home. You know, a fucking old man, you leg sweep him, And you see that guy. The guy was so frail. Yeah. Just a regular old man, face planted, covered in blood. And his poor fucking grandson has to think about that. And he was just being silly and running away or not listening. And grandpa got swept and fucking knocked unconscious by some asshole cop.

64:37God damn, that makes me sick. Well, I'm glad your friend got that video, dude. Yeah. I wonder what's going to happen now, though. He's flying back very soon because he's like the lead witness. And so he's like – he actually interviewed the lawyers for the family. Like he went and interviewed lawyers and found the best police brutality lawyer that he could find. So he's been doing all this legwork for this family because he – if you saw this yourself and you saw the whole thing play down, you would – I mean it made me angry. I wasn't even there. So he's – luckily Skyler has been kicking ass and just like helping his family out a lot. So they got him a good lawyer, and he's going back to do all that. Well, that's fucking awesome, man. Good for that guy. Good for that guy. And we had your boy from Occupy LA here the other day. Yellow Band. We only talked to him for five seconds.

65:26Yeah, Yellow Band. That's what he wants to call himself? Yeah. Is that his name or yours? He said he likes it, so. It's his now. Yeah, he's going to be helping me out around the studio, so as soon as we get some sponsors and stuff. How do you meet that guy? He's actually friends with Sam. He went to college with Sam Tripoli, and he's helped on the Naughty Show for a long time. And he does animation. Really? So he's done a lot of little short things for Sam in the past. And I've just always kind of kept touch with that guy. He's a good guy. We should just say, all those people out there that make those video clips, there's a lot of video clips that wind up being made out of rants from the podcast, and there's a bunch of animated clips that get made. Whoever the fuck is doing that, all of you, whoever, the people that are doing it, that is the coolest fucking thing.

66:12So one of the coolest things about this podcast is finding little snippets and little pieces that people have turned into videos and pieces that people have turned into cartoons. It's fucking awesome. We're having a lot of fun. So if you haven't subscribed to Death Squad, subscribe to Death Squad. It's on iTunes. And that's where you're going to get the Ice House Chronicles, which is a regular event here where we have podcasts going on as the comedy show is going on. We go back and forth. And it's a lot of fun. Except I heard a bunch of dudes were talking about how much money they made the other day. And everybody got annoyed at them. That was interesting, though. That was, to me, really interesting. It was Bert Kreischer and Steve Renizzisi. Because they're both on cable channels. You know, one's on his or whatever. What are they on? The League.

67:01FX and the other one's the Travel Channel. Travel Channel. And so they were saying, you know, like how much they made per episode. And we were all kind of betting. Like, I totally was off. John Hefron was out in the blue. He was so low that John was mad. People don't like to hear that shit, though. Yeah, but it is interesting. People feel like you're bragging. I didn't do it. Not you. I mean, you, but you talk about your salary. It did depress the fuck out of me to think that one of the guys was making per episode more than almost as much as I make per year, which is just like, what? Are you kidding me? What? Which one? Who cares? Folks, this fucking podcast is clearly over. Thanks for everything. Thanks for being you. Thanks for keeping it together. Thanks for staying in touch. Thanks for being a part of the resistance. I don't know what that means.

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