Steven Crowder & NotGay Jared
Guests: Steven Crowder, NotGay Jared
Full transcript · Read the full conversation in order, with its original context.
Contents21 chapters
§01文字稿 · 00:00 起§02文字稿 · 06:55 起§03文字稿 · 14:20 起§04文字稿 · 21:27 起§05文字稿 · 28:00 起§06文字稿 · 35:14 起§07文字稿 · 42:22 起§08文字稿 · 49:55 起§09文字稿 · 57:41 起§10文字稿 · 64:45 起§11文字稿 · 72:05 起§12文字稿 · 79:22 起§13文字稿 · 87:08 起§14文字稿 · 94:21 起§15文字稿 · 101:49 起§16文字稿 · 109:09 起§17文字稿 · 116:05 起§18文字稿 · 123:11 起§19文字稿 · 129:50 起§20文字稿 · 136:56 起§21文字稿 · 143:49 起§01文字稿 · 00:00 起
The dragon's mouth and his thing five four three two one Yes, and we're live okay gentlemen hello, you still have the ability to go live that's nice. Oh, yeah You know who'd you get fucked by mr. Rogers fucked you yeah, mr. Rogers. It's funny The Bob Ross estate and over the age of 90s dream. Yeah, but this is what's confusing Which most of what you guys do in terms of like the Bob Ross thing in particular first of all that was That took a lot of balls because this is a you you had Bob Ross painting Muhammad Which is in period blood the second one because they the Buzzfeed women were doing the painting it was YouTube This was actually actually after a meeting with YouTube remember I ask him how you can top something because we'll Right up to you. There you go. It's almost like you should know you should know SM7 in our studio
But yeah, we were the Bob Ross estate got after you but but that's parody How can they mock you or how can they get you in trouble for mocking something or doing parody? Here's why you have a system with YouTube right where they just strike they strike you and you lose your privileges whether you win or not We've never lost so the Bob Ross estate sent us a message Right, and it was saying like first off have you know decency? You know, this isn't in accordance with islamic law Like laughing our asses off with a lot like you're supposed to be in accordance with islamic law when you're doing they thought they thought that We didn't know that was a fence yeah, they thought we didn't know like like we stumbled across this and so then that's hilarious We respond we responded to the lawyers as Bob Ross well, let's uh welcome back to the joy of painting
We're gonna draw our lawyer friends eating from a nice big pile of shit And we painted them eating from a pile of corn infested shit and then at the end of the video We're like in looks like they need a friend put Muhammad right next to him in the pile and it hangs above our bathroom And we've never heard from them again. They sent us cease and desist and we we ran it past our lawyers shock me have killed Yeah, so and now we have mr. Rogers Now what is mr. Rogers matter about we did a pair we did a few parodies of you know won't you be my neighbor intros? That was it like a year ago, but again, how how could someone put a strike on you for a parody? I mean I thought that is protected Well, you know you get into the realm of parody and satire and it's but but even then it depends on who looks at it That's the problem with you two right just someone last time we got our privileges back this time
We're like listen. We've never lost a case. We've counter filed. We've always won. This is clearly parody the mr Rogers was actually your brother We made a track so we didn't even borrow any like their their their logos their Nothing nothing 100 original yeah No, here's what's fucked up You were telling me about a meeting that you guys had when you went to New York for YouTube and they were comparing like What what is demonetized and what's not demonetized and they had something just explain what happened? It's we we don't exactly know because it's boilerplate answers, right? We get brought out a bunch of conservatives get brought out to New York who like who is worthy with you? Well us, you know the Daily Wire people the Prager who are really cool, you know Ben Shapiro's guys those guys are forward publishing
And then a bunch of things mostly and everyone sat there and played nice and they bring out this whole spread They bring you into the Google offices give you a tour of the place give you a tour this is in New York Do they fly you out or they ask you to fly out? No, they fly out they pay for the whole thing they pay for the whole thing put you up. Yeah, how long goes this summer? Was it summer? Yeah, I think so I don't know six months Our half Asian lawyer bill came with us and they didn't know we just were like my is a producer No, so he came out right next to us the whole thing voted like number one lawyer in the state and uh Hilarious really funny guy So we go out there. We're just sitting there kind of listening and they're just saying nothing And finally I said well, you know what's happening with demonetization? What's happening with obviously?
We're all conservatives here. Everyone we've had our videos put in restricted mode. What are the guidelines? We don't know And they wouldn't they're like, well, that's a very good question And they look to the back as it wasn't the obvious that later in the day elephant in the room as if it wasn't obvious That's right. That's why everyone's there. That's what happened. That's was the period blood They're like, well, you know things that are hate speech things that could be offensive Things like current events. It could be controversial and so everyone's sitting there Yeah, but I just said I said what about uh, what about buzzfeed women painting in period blood in the trending feed painting Yeah last week and viscousy chunky period blood on the home feed. That's on youtube trending. What about that?
Is that considered like child-friendly and conservatives were then they're looking back. I was like Like we were ruining the movie. I'm sitting like Yeah, why are we here? You know, that's a problem. People don't say anything. Well, that is a very valid Discussion that's valid like what if you can't I mean if you can paint in period blood and I don't think you should Be restricted. I think if you want to paint in period blood as long as I know what you're doing It says painting in period blood. Well, they were part of the title. It was it was in the title Don't put that in my suggested feed. Well, I might actually watch it, but here's the thing Not these women. I might I might just for the hell of it. This is the boldly channel But the point is like I don't I don't want to take that right away from them I just I'm confused by what what is okay. What's not okay?
You can't they embolden the right if you silence them you embolden the left if you silence them you embolden people when you say you You give them power you you you make the whole thing bigger than it has to be Yeah, people are allowed to have differences of opinions and they're allowed to have different ideologies But when you have a platform where you radically restrict one Ideology and you openly support another one. Yeah, you're picking a side Well, it's kind of like Dinesh Jousa talks about it's not about the laws is is it applied equally right? Right, YouTube doesn't even respect the laws. Here's something can happen with YouTube just give an example people out there A lot of people don't know this so there's you know, single party consent state two-party consent state California is one of the few states where you have both people have to know they're on camera now
Even sometimes in a two-party consent state. There's no reasonable expectation of privacy if you're at a public event, right? If you're a public protest, you can't say hey, you can't take my picture. You're there publicly protesting, right? So these are legal layers, right? We had someone in a single party consent state in Michigan on camera at a public protest sign a release to give an interview and then complain to YouTube and said I don't want to be on that video It didn't matter that we presented the law the paperwork to YouTube. It was taken down We had to blur the face, but did they look bad Was was it under false pretenses like did they think that you were doing one thing and you're really doing something else? No, the crazy thing is this actually was a guy who read with us almost everything. Yeah, he was talking about divestment It was really smart pissed about well, you know what?
He probably just got a lot of feedback and was like well This is freaking me out. I want to get out of this Yeah, but as a content creator you can't be like well, sorry I didn't like it, right? Yeah, we don't know I mean you can understand like his perspective like him trying to get it taken down if you're a general public person And you don't know what the fuck you're doing. You say something you don't pull the lady down him He realized later. He was raped. It was much later. Yeah, exactly taken down Oh the lady Now, um, I feel like when you say when you when you put pointed out the whole period blood thing painting in period blood what dead silence No one said anything they didn't respond to you like that's a good, you know, and then later. That's a good question We'll get to that later in the day So later in the day was when they came up with this next-gen news
§02文字稿 · 06:55 起
And we were just like I got to a point where next-gen news We're just pissing ourselves laughing. So explain this because you explained it to me earlier Well, I was like the problem is right. We have to be careful because otherwise they'll take it out of context So then they there this is a news portion of the day this whole youtube conference bringing out conservatives and you know The salmon pate plate, which I don't think there's anything grosser. He was eating pasted fish in the car in a way here It was quick and delicious So I think it was a next-gen news or evolution I always get it wrong whatever I think it is. It's the opposite side I think it's next year We'll go with what's going on our lawyers would completely advocate against we're doing we're giving such specificity So this is the exact channel. It's like hip-hop and sneakers, you know, like a sneaker hall with
Whatever the guy from the show blackish anthony, whatever that kind of stuff So it's a lot of hip-hop news They come out to teach us how to do news and they will so before we show you know so-and-so from Next-gen news a sizzle reel and every other word is the n-word m-f-er and you could see them looking back and they turn it down Uh, because this is what the whole channel is they didn't screen that No, they didn't screen it and she comes out and she's talking about news and how to create content and the algorithms knowing your audience Knowing your audience knowing your audience is the content creator. She's like I'm the founders of it. Yes, okay. I mean creating kind of explaining you're filming someone going like all these sneakers I don't know what content it is, but and then I just said yeah, you know at this point
They've been saying we're gonna get to news all day. This is the first time someone's come out. Yeah question Um, we just heard about the new guidelines and now it's supposed to be advertiser friendly. It's supposed to be family friendly Uh considering you deal with hip-hop and a lot of pretty pretty adult pretty profane content Have you been hit by at the time was called the adpocalypse? I said have you been hit by this? And she said no not at all. I said, okay. No further questions that That's amazing. So all that stuff's fine. It's fine. It's just it's about the wrong opinion Right, that's really what it comes down. But is it fine because they're black? She wasn't black. She wasn't black. No, she wasn't black. She was a white girl. I think she was black Really? Yeah. Well, that's like color me saying that I'm Irish
Because I'm one-quarter I've been talking about this like I am more Irish than a lot of people that call themselves black I'm one-quarter Irish three-quarters Italian, but if you look at me, I look mostly Italian But if I said I'm an Irish man people be like wait a minute. Yeah, are you really she was like Amber Cromby and Fitch black? Yeah She's generically ethnic Okay, like if you're a guy, you know, they don't have no problems with them dating your daughter if you were kind of a racist You know, like the guy's pretty bad I'll let it slide intimidate everybody, but if she went to like a really Fucking heavy-duty hip-hop place and start throwing that word around they would look at her like hey she even allowed To say that can you go blurting out the n-word when you that white? I didn't know that she could do it with her sizzle reel
Well, that seems like a bit of a problem, right? That's like one of those weird double standard Rules in terms of like the language like if you are in that community you're allowed to use what is otherwise Extremely offensive language. Yeah, sure. It's like it's it's a you have to have a hood pass to use it But yeah, you like the platinum version. Yeah To really go all the way you need your To really get away with it but especially on YouTube. I mean, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with using that language I had a conversation I told you about this that I had a conversation with this woman from YouTube and one of the things that we were talking about was demonetization and we were talking about like why things get flagged and I was talking about a conversation that got flagged on some
Jamie what is it called when someone recommends something and they have it in their feed like their their preferred playlist like a regular person Not a content creator, but if they have it on on there, you know, you could do that You can have it in your channel like you could I think just like suggested playlists. It's their algorithm Yeah, so what it's called you would you would call it but not their algorithms like you would pick it Like say if I watch one of your video video on Bob Ross, and I liked it would put it in your queue cut that kind of that What it is oh the queue? Yes. Okay, so this guy got gosh I feel like I feel really stupid right now like none of us just got that one We're all on YouTube too asses but um so this guy got flagged and it was just a conversation between Sam Harris and some other guy I forgot who he was was a an intellectual and it was about
Left-wing culture and it was about left-wing Radical, you know ideology and they were criticizing it and this this got his channel flagged and I was like well, how is this possible and she's like well He's advocating that people watch this and it must promote hate speech. I'm like I fucking guarantee you that doesn't promote hate speech Right, did you guys even watch it or does somebody else complain about it and flag it and then I brought up Jordan Peterson by the way Was just here just left He's gonna be on our show there next week too. Smell Canada And she said like he's a problem. He's a bit of a problem. He's a troublemaker I'm like he's a troublemaker like what because he's has his own opinions on things like what is going on? Like what what? Are you guys promoting a very specific Ideology and anyone who differs from that is hate speech because we're getting crazy if that's the case
I think a lot of them don't know here. It is. Oh, is this it? Yeah, Douglas Murray. Hey, I can see it over there now Community guidelines strike for just listening to an honest intellectual conversation between Sam Harris and Douglas Murray Who's the guy who got who got it dinking down? Yeah, the man's P T R K C C X. He's very bold. Yeah, so this is a community guideline strike for come by the way I listen to that conversation between Sam Harris and Doug Murray Douglas. Sorry Douglas There's nothing offensive about it. It's just they're discussing things Well, here's the thing is now we've scaled it backwards There's nothing if even if there were something offensive about the actual video what that is and find out what the title of it is And if maybe there's some sort of a description does it say What does it say there just as Sam Harris and Douglas Murray? Yeah, I forget who Douglas Murray is
But click on him see if you can click on him The author of the strange death of your okay immigration identity Islam. That's what it is So Douglas Murray is he is critical of the open border policy that you're you're seeing Become very problematic in some parts of Europe and by the way Which is funny because Sam Harris is against the wall you know against Donald Trump's wall So it's like that's just two people probably with differing opinions on that issue to some degree Well, Sam Harris is a pretty noted critic of Islam, but I think no Yeah, but I mean the immigration thing here He's more he's more open borders in the states than a guy like that Yes, yeah, well, I think what he's essentially saying is they're talking about the very real issues that they're dealing with in Europe and YouTube's eyes. Yeah, I mean we played a video there they have Paris of
Some parts of Paris that immigrants have moved into and just fucking completely wrecked. I'm not anti-immigration my grandparents for immigrants But I'm just saying that there's a real issue and this guy Douglas Murray was discussing this real issue with Sam Harris that got flagged And it got labeled as hate speech like well, I had a fucking crazy man. It's weird. I had a friend Lee Dorn so he actually he's graduated like a like a University of Michigan law really just a brilliant brilliant guy It's like a Shapiro kind of guy and he was one of the early early youtubers early adopters first other conservative on YouTube very analytical very very dry Very smart and he did a video that was it was just called something like the Japanese were not the victims in World War two And it was a video about the atrocities. I think the Japanese committed against the Chinese
§03文字稿 · 14:20 起
That's all it was like the rape of Nam King We didn't get yes But he didn't get super graphic But he was basically talking about like people just look back and they look at Hiroshima But let's actually look at the aspirations of the Japanese Empire historical It was removed his hate speech and here's the thing he came to me and because we had those contacts directly at YouTube We were they immediately apologize and fixed it But what worries me is what if you don't have a million plus subscribers, right, you know, what if I weren't there for him? And that's the one thing that I always get worried about with with comedy and with a lot of entertainers is they they kind of pave a path and Sometimes these guys I close the door behind them like well It was okay for me to say it, but now this is that's really I've learned better. We should say it
Yeah, well hold on a second. We're in the boat where you were, you know, yeah Well, and there's a lot of famine thinking going on in that regard where people automatically want to protect what they have and get nervous about it And they forget what got them there in the first place, right? What makes any of us popular is the ability to express yourself Online in a way that resonates with other people that are listening now as soon as you restrict that as soon as you change that and say well You know, I just want to do real good, and I'm making a lot of money now. I'm gonna change who I am you're fucked. You're fucked You're just fucked. I would take it a step further and say authenticity. Yeah, people like you because you're authentic Yeah, I think we're pretty authentic with what we do with the show. I mean, we're pretty straightforward
People come up and they meet us at shows and they're like wow, it feels like I'm You can't you can't be authentic and play by YouTube's rules unless you completely agree with them So you have to agree with them. You have to be authentically willing to That's it So that's the whole thing. There's no authenticity. It's like regardless of the rules that they claim which are so ambiguous in practice There's no way to make it work. Well, I think this is indicative of the ideology that radiates throughout Silicon Valley which is radical left progressive neo-marxist sort of ideology And there's so much of that going on throughout Silicon Valley so much in the tech community so much uber progressive thinking Which you know look I think all of it comes from the right place. I think they all want no racism You know, they want no hate speech. They all want wonderful things
But you can't just decide arbitrarily what is and isn't based on your perspective You you you have to look at it. You have to look at it honestly. Yeah, you know, and I don't think they're doing that I think when you look at that Douglas Murray Sam Harris thing and the guy getting a community strike for just liking it I mean this is crazy this is they take an authoritarian approach to solving the whole thing which yes and then and they refuse to accept the results Which is the Donald Trump presidency and right things they've created? So in their defense one of the things that they did say to me that the problem that you do people the problem with they're dealing with is blunt tools They're saying these tools that demonetize things. They're not good yet And she said within the next six to eight months. They're going to get better. Bullshit working on them. I don't know
But let me let me just express her perspective She was saying that they have made significant strides since they first started doing it and they're getting better at it They're getting better at isolating and one of the things we discussed is those fucking creepy cartoons You know, I'm sure you've seen the child molestation stuff. Well the the violence stuff a lot of it like babies getting hit Yeah, yeah bottles. Have you seen those those things? Yeah, those things have been up for years. I know I watch good things You know we're talking about I've heard all that but I've never seen it. Oh, yeah Well, it's a weird thing where these things get put on a kids playlist You know, it's like Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse getting drunk and then like someone throws a bottle up in the air and it hits a baby in the head
There's blood everywhere and these same patterns are repeated over and over again in hundreds of these videos maybe thousands A lot of them have been removed from YouTube, right? They've been pretty proactive about it Quentin Tarantino making cartoons Dude, it's fucked up. See if you can find them see if I want I found a weirder playlist of like this guy dissecting candy and making weird voices over it And then there's a whole list of videos of people saying like what the fuck is this channel? What's going on here? And it just got bigger and bigger and bigger and I don't think anything's that It's just weird shit But that's Is it different than YouTube kids thing? No, I think you're talking about the YouTube kids thing The good thing though is It's always the same pattern It's like these kids get together with a parent The parents give the kids booze The kids get drunk
The baby gets hit in the head with a bottle There's blood everywhere It's like the same thing over and over and over again Over and over and over again There's been all these videos exposing these videos Like people that are analyzing and saying what the fuck is this? And it seems to be foreign They seem to be done in other countries And essentially what they're doing is they're tapping into this They have a like a pattern that they use They're tapping into whatever algorithm that you know creates your coming up next feed Suggested ideas Yeah, so a little kid could be watching like a real Donald Duck cartoon and then it leads into this Yeah, I don't think that's what anyone's really complaining about I think we can all find common ground like let's get rid of the Minnie Mouse being raped on YouTube But the problem is I understand her perspective and that's what they told us too almost a year ago
But I even asked them I said hold on a second You just wine and dine us and you showed us your whole virtual reality set Yeah, yeah, yeah We're the most advanced That's why YouTube wants to be at the forefront of policy You know they're really aggressively on this net neutrality thing, everything Google really big policy wonks Really big lobbyists if you look at them But they go so okay, you're super advanced Most technologically advanced company in the world But on our channel This is a real life one This is kind of the same kind of shit But these aren't as offensive to me as the cartoon ones This gets weird It's like a 15 minute weird video Just weird stuff happening Like kids are supposed to watch this They stumble across it because the algorithm You know if they're watching a cartoon with Spider-Man in it This shows up next Oh, does she get drunk and he rapes her or something? I mean I don't know
She's getting tied up a second ago That's a really shitty Spider-Man I wouldn't be fooled Yes, that wouldn't make it past our wardrobe Anyway Alright, but the point is you can't claim you're the most advanced, you know, tech company in the world And then on our channel You're getting ads for Muslim singles and gay cruises Hold on a second, your algorithm can't figure out It is pretty funny Like don't get me wrong But we're not getting any money from those ads Like you can't find That means that if our videos are controversial Right? Our videos are not a violation of guidelines There are sponsors out there I mean we see it with Walther You know, our firearm company came to sponsor They seek us out because it's worth octuple to them Octuple to them because they want to reach our audience Right Whereas YouTube says, well no, it's not advertiser friendly
No, no, it's not advertiser friendly for the people you have on there It's not gay cruise advertiser friendly But you're telling me you have the most advanced algorithms in the world And you're running ads for young Turks on my video Like I don't buy it Do they really? Yeah, I think so I mean I've seen a bunch of leftist ads on my channel They might do that on purpose It would be hysterical After your jank impression Yeah When you went to that one conference And you went as him Yeah He just goes on Oh, it's actually not so bad It's very disappointing I would have thought that was hilarious if I was him I mean, first of all, it was disappointing There was only 20 people in there I wouldn't have even gone I would have been like, look Let's take this to a smaller place Because if a video gets out of this This is fucking embarrassing There's 20 people in this one room I know And then you walked in as him
§04文字稿 · 21:27 起
I didn't want to do it Right Like he had called me out And we've had people even on this show Of course you wanted to do it That's why you did it No, no, he knows I didn't want to do it I was like, but I feel like I have to Because he called me out And I said I accept You know, basically Like, okay, let's have And then nothing He called you out, how so? He was constantly talking trash To me Oh, Steven Crowder, self-styled comedian Oh, he sucks, bullshit You know, that whole thing So it's like, okay I responded I'm like, let's hash this out He will mention He will rebut every Tom, Dick, and Harry on YouTube Not named Steven Crowder So at this point I was just trying to get an interview with him Oh, you see, we've had people on our show We disagree with We do it An hour-long changed my mind Where I sit down and listen to someone scream at me I'm more than willing The video you did though
Where you're drinking the bacon grease And you did Anna It was pretty mean No, it was funny Come on, man It's fucking funny It made me laugh But the point is he forced my hand Right I had to do it It's like that guy in diner Has to punch all the people who ganged up on a baseball diamond Throughout the I was like, well now I have to do this with Chank Because there's no other recourse And he kept going to the audience The only reason we showed the audience It's like YouTube There's no other recourse You have to go to Trinity Bane It has to escalate He goes, listen, you're dying You're dying The audience doesn't like you So it's like at this point You brought up the audience Let's do a pan You know, there's 20 people Like I don't want to go up and embarrass the guy But he's such Just such an asshole You know, there's just no way around it So we kind of retired that character
That character was funny when you're drinking the bacon grease That's not true We brought him back this week Oh, that's right I've had nothing but pleasant dealings with Chank Nothing but I don't have any hate for the guy Yeah But I laughed I had a wonderful handshake with him It was a wonderful moment Yeah, it was great Did you feel good? Yeah Like most people They get embroiled in conflict And then they lose perspective And then it builds up And then it becomes something stupid And I think, you know, his thing with Alex Jones is handled very poorly And they start screaming at each other And Anna called him a fat fuck I'm like, funny though God damn, you can't do that Like, this is against everything you guys stand for You're calling him a fat fuck You can't fat shame him You just body shamed him Meanwhile, Chank's fatter This is fucking crazy Yeah Like, what are you doing? Yeah Well, Chank's put him on
I don't think he realizes that yet I don't think he's at the point where he realizes that he's bigger than Alex Oh Really? Maybe he's lying to himself I don't know I don't want to speculate on how he looks himself in the mirror And what he tells himself in the morning to get through the day Like I said, my dealings with Chank have been nothing but pleasant I like talking to him I had him on the podcast I like talking to him I just think people lose their place They lose their They lose their view of the world Well, I think when your identity is entirely tied up in the numbers Right? When it's entirely tied up His only defense was Look at the audience It's like, hold on a second That ebbs and flows I mean, you know I mean, you guys have been Obviously have a crazy successful show But some shows are more popular than others Of course And for them, they, you know This far left sort of, I guess, progressive viewpoint
And they've gotten increasingly worse Is not popular And when that's your only argument When that's your whole identity It's your whole identity It's a very short time between that and when the pendulum swings Even when you debated Ben Ben Shapiro Yeah, that was pretty rude It was the audience swung The year before was him and Dinesh D'Souza And his audience was like You went to prison, Dinesh And people were clapping for him And then when he was sitting there with Ben It didn't work Well, the Dinesh one He had that ace in the hole Like that card Like you went to prison Is a fucking tough card to get by It's pretty funny It is funny It's funny to picture Dinesh in prison I'm friends with Dinesh But it is funny You know? Well, I felt like the Sam Harris one Was a big downfall for him Because of Ben Affleck and all that stuff Well, Sam just handled it better You know? When they had that long three-hour conversation
In a three-hour conversation with someone You know, it's hard to hide It's like your ideas get exposed Your lack of knowledge gets exposed Well, that's why the left doesn't do it And I know people say Well, okay, we do a segment Where the biggest success for us this year That we're really grateful for Is the Change My Mind segment And that's just where I literally sit down We put up a booth that says I'm pro-gun change my mind Or I'm pro-life change my mind Or there are only two genders Yeah, I'm pro-gun change my mind Yeah, it's wildly unpopular here in LA Yeah, it's wildly unpopular here in LA Yeah, it's wildly unpopular here in LA You go in the wrong spots I gotta tell you where to go Yeah, and we had one that was like an hour-long thing on abortion One that was just at SMU Five people just lined up and I just listened to them And out of the five people, two of them changed their mind
And then some of them we didn't find comments It's completely unedited And everyone, when I worked at Fox News Everyone in cable news would have told you this would not work And no one's gonna watch an hour-long discussion Right But there's no one on the left who does that Well, they can't do it in their format They can't do it when they have an 8-10 slot Or an 8-9 slot And there's every 15 minutes you have to sandwich in a commercial And then you have all these segments that you have to play Right They can't do it But that's just because their format sucks Like it's an art It's an antiquated form of entertainment It just doesn't work anymore But even the lefts on YouTube Like the Young Turks, they don't do that The unedited, just long-form thing What other good left shows are there on YouTube? What other really popular ones? I don't know I don't know I don't know, they're really Well, Sam Seder's show, right?
The majority report Is he still I fucked that up I called it the minority report once That's easy to do Yeah They think I did it on purpose Were they mad? I don't know They thought you were doing like the conservative talk show thing Where you're like Ah, the demodums I don't know, maybe I don't do that But I think they also called me right-wing too Which is like, alright Like, you pick up One of the things they were saying was that People just decide Like, that these people That we decide to help each other out That the right supports Themselves And they support like other right-wing people But the left needs to figure out how to do that I'm like, I'll fucking have anybody on Yeah I have left-wing people on all the time I have libertarians and all the I have people that are completely neutral to politics on all the time I just think When you box yourself into these ideologies When you're only pro-left
And you can't see any perspective outside of that It becomes an issue It's just It's gonna be an issue for you today After a double feature of Jordan Peterson and us They're probably It's probably gonna come fast I don't give a fuck I really don't I mean I knew it when I was doing this First of all, Jordan Peterson You know, I'll have that guy on anytime Anytime You know, he's one of my favorite people to talk to Just a fascinating guy But I knew like having you two back-to-back It's like Oh, it's the fucking alt-right sandwich Oh, look at Logan He's just embracing it What are you, a Nazi now? But You're definitely on the care watch list after this And they're not listed up here The facets of all the variables What I wanted to talk to you guys about Is some of my favorite stuff that you've done And some of my favorite stuff that you've done Is the undercover shit And one of the things that I found The most disturbing
§05文字稿 · 28:00 起
Was when you two posed as a gay couple And you went to that place where they were advocating Transgender children And transitioning children as young as three years old Right? I don't know if three years old But puberty blockers They were talking about Yeah, but I think it was really fucking Yeah, no, no, you know what Actually three years old was Owen Benjamin Got in an argument on Twitter Yeah, yeah, yeah And lost his manager Because he was saying that someone is fucking insane For giving puberty blockers to a three-year-old kid For giving hormone blockers to a baby Yeah, asshole Asshole Which I am That's not even a strong enough word It's insanity Fucking insanity I mean your body's not even developed You're not even close We're not talking about 18 We're not even talking about 21 Which is arguably still crazy Like you really should probably wait until your fucking frontal cortex fully develops
To figure out who you are Yeah But the idea that you're gonna know at three Who you're gonna be when you're 30 It's Well they present the other side Bananas They act as though you're crazy So they were like well You know the thing is with the puberty Remember that person looked like Smee Well it looked like Smee from Hook Well let's play it Smee with Hook Let's play some of it Because it's fucking nuts When I watched it I was like Oh my god Like what are these people saying And they It's been taken down since you asked me about that too Really? Yeah, we have to set the blurt The guy Who took it down? Rex Butt Dr. Rex Butt Who shows up in Pride parade That's his name? That's his name Kid you not Kid you not We're not in a real world We're in a god damn simulation It was a town hall This was a town hall We're in a simulation This can't be real His name is Rex Butt And he got YouTube to do for a living You know And YouTube
YouTube atcast to Rex Butt I'm wrecking butt son Okay, let's play some of this And if there's Most of the people are listening Rather than watching So we'll explain it No, I don't believe it Hold on, let's set this up Mark's of interns It was this Okay It was well Nake Jared So here's the one Can I preface this with something? Yes We're not undercover journalists So we do a late night show That's what we do We do the monologue We do jokes, sketches And we do interviews And then Every now and then We stumble across something For example like Antifa And they hand you a knife And they talk about Shooting Ben Shapiro We'll talk about that too But the point is And then when the media Just lies about it Like we feel compelled to This isn't our thing It just is one of many things In fact this particular one Was kind of a throw away We were joking It was a goof We didn't even bother with costumes We just walked inside we're queer
It was what the healthcare Transgender town hall It was like oh my god It was a transgender town hall Transgender town hall Where was it at? Vermont Vermont Oh that place is crazy Oh I was in a plane with Bernie Sanders On the way there too Oh It was Give me your money I'm gonna give it to the blacks Okay Okay Okay Carry money to the blacks It's a human right Let's Let's play Alright He's about six now He has said that Feels like a girl Prefers playing with dolls And of course we don't want to discourage it We spoke with our primary care physician He said wait until the boy is fully developed We made all the That's right That's right That's me That's me I would say a little inaccurate from the research A little inaccurate from the research I've done It's so late The kid Eighteen's too late Then it's just like okay Get rid of the puberty blockers They just go through late puberty That's it And everything's still lined up
There's no indication there's any damage That's not true No not at all Puberty blockers are not irreversible That's the entire point That's not the point It gets the child It's the opposite The young adult Someone at the pre-adolescent age going Into those edelins It's gonna change the way your body develops No question at all I mean there's no way giving a kid a puberty blocker Letting them go through life with a puberty blocker And then at 17 or whatever the fuck it is Decide to take that shit off You're gonna be the exact same human being You would have been without that Yeah these are the same people worried about A little estrogen in milk cartons So I mean this guy's saying Is it BPA free plastic? Because I don't want it to alter my hormones By the way I'm gonna chop off my balls And do puberty blockers at 8 Well this is I mean you can't let a kid make those decisions You can't make those decisions
You can't make those decisions for a kid They're too young You just remember he had a wiener 5 minutes ago Yeah He's not thinking about these things No No he's just picking his nose And wiping his booger off on the couch 3 minutes ago And now you're letting him decide his hormonal profile Yeah the idea that a child who's 6 years old or whatever Would know the consequences But them saying that 18 is too late And that it's not That they would disagree with your primary care physician That it's too young Based on the research that I've done What fucking research have you done Where you can clearly point that it's a good idea to transition a 6 year old Well here that's a problem Here's another problem We don't know if YouTube is gonna ban this video Because of what you just said Well I guarantee you this video is gonna get marked for demonetization Well yeah The Jordan Peterson one just got flagged
And we talked about this book We talked about the 12 rules for life We talked about guidelines for living a healthy Just started reading it It's a great book Let's keep going Offers Play a little more of this To understand themselves When the testicle reaches a particular diameter And the penis is developed enough Then there'll be enough If you're gonna transition the other way There'll be enough material to create a vagina Oh god Because that's the problem Like you know jazz There'll be enough material to create a vagina If the testicles and the penis are developed enough Did you know this? Did you know that unless your penis gets big enough You can't get a fake vagina Because there's not enough tissue to invert So he's like This is him He's like now if you decide to transition the other way Meaning if you decide to not transition Remember how everyone made fun of this
The beauty pageant girl when she was asked about gay marriage She's like and then gay marriage or opposite marriage And everyone laughed And it was silly She was conservative but it was silly But he's doing that right here Like should you choose to transition or transition the other way You mean should you choose to not cut off your penis? That's transition the other way now? Well not only that There's a lot of people in the transgender community That think it's offensive to assume that you have to get an operation Get your penis removed in order to be transgender Almost so don't So this guy's making this big assumption That this is what you have to do in order to transition I know a lot of people that are transgender That do not have the operation I don't know a lot of people I should just say that I'm in a community focus group with transgender people By the way I intend to turn halls Let me say this too
I'm 100% in favor of grown adults deciding to transition I think you should be able to tattoo your face Get nose rings I don't give a fuck what you do Yeah but you're also asking the government to pay for your face tattoo Yes, that's true Well and there was another thing Here I'll send this to you Jamie That was some research today That someone put out Let's play this and I'll forward this to you Jamie I'll text this to you Keep playing That's that clip Okay But yeah I mean that was The thing is that's a good example It's a public town hall Yeah Which we attend And it gets removed from YouTube Because someone who handed us his business card Rex Butt Business card Hilarious by the way The rest of us We weren't nearly as mad about this as we were just Just Just in Doubled over in laughter The guy's name is Rex Butt Do you think he had trouble getting Securing the URL rights to his own agency?
§06文字稿 · 35:14 起
That's a completely different website You have to run a search to get his URL Yeah I just sent this to you Jamie If you follow the tweet It is by Dr. Deborah So And it is an article from the National Institute of Health Study Dr. Zero Van Meter A pediatric Oh okay Oh no And she's Asian Pediatric endocrinologist Well she's anti all this stupid shit Well I'm saying they don't give any leeway to Asians Like it's the minority group that they actually get more crap It's like well you have to be better than everyone to get into a good college To get into universities Because there are too many of you Because there are so many really good ones Okay Dr. Q Van Meter A pediatric endocrinologist with extensive experience in gender dysphoria Which by the way is hate speech Says there is 0.0 evidence that the concepts of gender fluidity and gender identity have any scientific basis Yeah So this is
Why she includes 0.00 that's the second zero there She's money she's thinking about cash Yeah That doesn't mean anything She's thinking about cash money Well I guess you could have 0.01 percent You could have one one hundredth Yeah She wanted to make sure there was no doubt Yeah She's burning those extra characters we just got She's like zeros bro Yeah She's burning the extra 240 characters What's funny though is that you say like hate speech gender dysphoria is still in the DSM-5 What does that mean? That's the actual like the psychiatric journal that they use the reference book But they literally call it hate speech now Yeah I know But it's the actual medical condition Right What's crazy in that undercover God bless my wife She went with us because we need other people to have hidden cameras And so she posed as a lesbian A movie kind of lesbian And they're like really you exist And they're like yeah
They weren't even hardly fooled They couldn't say anything Well she remember said like I identify as someone with bigger breasts And she was asking how to get this covered under you know Medicare Medicaid Because they were talking about getting all these operations And Mr. Rex God bless him Dr. Rex The only straight name I think you should mention that You know talk about that gender dysphoria So for her they use gender dysphoria to try and file it medically To get new tits on taxpayer dime But it's considered hate speech to say it to the transgenders in the room It's just crazy like you can't make sense of it And I don't need to make sense of it I just need to not be banned for talking about it She just wanted to be the woman she was meant to be Right well I mean anything that you can mock is bullshit I mean if you can mock it that openly If that's that obvious Like getting bigger tits
Because you identify as someone with bigger tits I mean that's bullshit That's why it's so funny I don't think I've ever been more in love with my wife than when she did that They would for it I wouldn't expect it She just looked at me She kind of nodded She's like I've been identified as someone who has bigger breasts Well did you see that guy that got busted molesting children And said he identifies as being a 60 year old boy That was a really recent case I mean people are trying this out When they get caught doing things And I'm not saying that there's not people out there that identify with being a man When they're actually a woman or vice-a-verse That's not what I'm saying But what I'm saying is There's a lot of fucking crazy people out there A lot And to deny that And just because it's dealing with gender Yeah You're in... We're in Narnia now We're in La La Land You're not being real No
Well let me ask you this Because like you said You're not right wing I'm pretty open about the fact that I'm right wing I remember watching your show a while back And you had a... Little little guy Little guy Jamie Kilstein? Buck Angel Buck Angel Little guy that used to be a gal Yes Exactly And then I don't remember what I said But it was the same kind of conversation we have here Like I don't just go out and go Screw you, you're training I said well I just don't buy it Don't buy it And he wanted to get into a fight with me He wanted to have a fight Like let's fight about it When did this happen? This was years ago Probably just had a fresh shot of test Jacked But you know like He was huge at one time Oh was he? Oh yeah Got up to like 185 Like super jacked Cause just banging test in there And fucking lifting But he was saying that his joints hurt really bad When he was doing that It's almost like it's unnatural So Crazy
But back then When you got him on Jacked Jacked Like if I had a role with that guy I'd be like fuck Alright, here we go No, come on You wouldn't have friends with that Try to be kind Yes, yes, exactly But the point is Back then Did you realize it was gonna get as insane? Like Or did you just think this was kinda This is an interesting guest Well he's a nice guy And you know I'm more than willing to call him a man And that was one of the things that I said I said look man You're a person I'm Whatever your name is Whether it's Buck or Fred or Wilma I don't care I just Whatever you wanna be called I'll call you whatever noise That you Connect with you as a being I'm fine with that And if you can explain to me Where you feel happier being a man I'm 100% in support of you doing that What drives me crazy Is people making decisions for six year olds People pushing six year olds in certain directions And I know that this does happen
And I I I can't get too personal about this But I have a friend Who has an ex-wife That turned his child into a girl Yeah Like Tried this And was Was pushing this Kids are very fucking pliable man Oh yeah This is not I mean maybe some boys would have rejected it Maybe he was leaning that way anyway But she was excited about it And this is this is something that a lot of people are excited about And we're talking about a 14 year old I mean I just don't think you know who the fuck you are You know What is that girl's name? Ruby Rose Is that her name? The attractive lesbian with the tattoos She said that when she was young She wanted to transition And she's very happy that she didn't She wanted to become a man And she's very happy that she didn't And she's a lesbian And she's happy and she's open And super successful But she's advocating the sort of the same thing that I'm saying Like let people become a goddamn adult
And then make these in Inalterable life-changing decisions This guy's saying that hormone blockers Can be turned off And then you could go through a normal puberty You're out of your fucking mind I'm not a doctor But I have enough understanding of biology To know that that's crazy That's just not true No, it's absolutely not true And that's one of those things Listen, anyone can get lost in the weeds And make someone look stupid with something specific You know, whether it's I mean, you were showing me that compound About there It's fasting I don't know anything about it I'm gonna be a moron You know, less than room temperature IQ Some doctor can come in Who's pro-transgender And explain something And make it sound like We don't know what we're talking about So when it comes to that God, see, I don't agree with you there I don't agree with you on that You could use some terms We wouldn't know, right?
What terms are there That you don't know About a child's biological development? Well, what they point to Well, actually there are these studies That show that the brain alterations Occurred before Across hormone sex replacement therapy And it's actually, it's not true So we had a few transgender people on our show But the point is Whether it's a conspiracy or this You say, okay, I'm not a doctor And I can't just appeal to authority I can't just say This doctor says X So I do have to at this point Accepting that I'm not a doctor Accept the preponderance of evidence From the overall medical community And combine that with the anecdotal And combine that with Is there a motive here? Is there an agenda here? Right Like a lot of conspiracy theories It just doesn't add up Because like, well, who benefits From telling you, you know, the world is flat? Who benefits from it? Now, I can understand how someone might benefit
§07文字稿 · 42:22 起
From a conspiracy where it's like Oh, they make a lot of money off of this Or was it Tim Kennedy's A hunting Hitler thing? I'm not saying it But it's like, okay, I understand after war They thought maybe they had Hitler And they needed the healing for the country Okay, I can understand that But with this, there's, there's, it just doesn't add up None of the arguments they present add up It's a new way for millennial parents to whack off Turning each of their children into social experiments It's disgusting Medical experiments That was Owen Benjamin's take Yeah Owen Benjamin's take was that this guy in Hollywood I don't remember who it is Who was talking about transitioning his three-year-old And he was like, you're a fucking monster And he was getting in trouble for this He lost his manager for this It started on our show Because he writes for our show now We bring him in on Skype
And we just sit and we kind of, you know, brainstorm And he wasn't really out of the closet Remember at that point? And I said, Owen, I don't think you want this Because I had lost my manager and my agent And I'm like, I don't think you want this kind of heat And he's like, out of the closet as a conservative? Yeah, out of the closet as a conservative And the industry It's a real thing That's hilarious He's like, yeah, man, I think it's gonna be I'm like, I don't think you want this kind of heat And he talked about it on our show first And it was almost like he was spitballing Because then he tweeted something that was really funny from the show And then this just all hell broke loose And I was like, I mean, I told you that's what was going to happen And so now he's just full bore Because you can't, you know, you can't put that back in the bottle And that's the crazy thing
Like Owen was the quintessential non-political Just sort of happy-go-lucky comedian It's totally changed him now If you see his act It's hysterical Oh, yeah, listen, I know Owen kind of did that on this show Yeah I mean, that's one of the things that happened Like on this show We were just talking about all the various things And also he was talking about his dad being flamboyant And his mom being kind of masculine And he grew up in this weird environment And, you know, he's just He's a great guy I mean, he's just This is his take on things, you know And he loves to talk shit on Twitter He loves to stir things up Yeah And he does it too much I told him the exact thing You both did it I was like, Owen Take it down Take it down a notch Love you, Owen Yeah, I sent him a text the other day I'm like, you I go, first of all Why are your texts coming to me green? I go, just flinched to a flip phone He goes, yeah
I go, are you addicted to your phone? I go, dude Like, you're fucking crazy Like, which is great Which most comedians are In some way crazy But I'm like, you know Just, you're tweeting too much He's like, you're right I gotta walk away from it Well, he'll tweet me He'll like, tweet me this whole thing about You know, transgenderism or something He'll be tweeting about I guess, reality from the left And then I'll respond And then I don't hear anything back And I'm like, oh, sorry I was out chopping trees Yeah Like, literally Literally Yeah, his brother's an arborist And he helps his brother He's literally On fucking 20 feet up With the ropes and shit He shipped me maple syrup for Christmas Did he? Owen's a great guy The problem is with Owen When we get in the same room Jared, someone else has to manage us Because, like, bing, bing, bing You know, we're both crazy But I love him But I hate that that happened to him
Remember when You and I had that conversation I just feel that This is so bad for him He's like, yeah He's like, yeah He's like, yeah In he's like, yeah He's like, yeah He's like, yeah He's like, yeah This is so bad for us audience he doesn't need all this other shit you know there's there's an illusion in hollywood that you need to be cast in things you need to be cast a bowl and this castable thing and i've said this one of the reasons why i have no actor friends is because i have a couple that i'm friendly with but as my inner circle people hang around with on a regular basis of comics and fighters and just people that i know they deal in reality the actors are always trying to get cast in things and there's a dynamic that occurs when you're always trying to get cast in things where you never want to say anything that's controversial you don't want to have any
opinions that don't fit into the standard acceptable digestible hollywood dogma whatever it is and it's always left wing oh yeah look what happened with tim allen he came out as right wing and they canceled his fucking show they're like fuck you and fuck your show he was a john casick guy yeah you don't have to be all right john casick yeah as big of a pussy as as the republican party as a moderate republican but still right wing enough where they're like fuck you saying you just like to touch little boys like it just ruins your career it's disappointing you would think so you might have made a youtube video about it shows it when you suggested feed what are you talking about house of cards kevin's crazy oh he's never well that's a he's a different animal that's a different animal i guess i didn't i never met him but i guess that has been
the thing about him forever yeah but here's the thing this is like what milo talked about okay and this is this is all very taboo stuff but in the gay community it's far more acceptable for a man to be dating a 15 16 17 year old boy that's openly gay right than it is in the straight community if a straight community if you find out that a 40 year old man is dating a 14 year old girl that guy is a that guy's a piece of shit and he should be locked in a fucking cage right but if you find out that in the the gay community it's it's not it's different strokes it's not thought of the same it's different strokes i mean i can name you several people when we worked in canadian tv particularly like makeup artists who were like no be careful michelle likes them young it was a common thing right and i'm not at all saying that's acceptable no with kevin's face but
what i am saying is what bothers me the same with the me too campaign like meryl streep coming out everyone coming out with a harvey weinty thing germ right we all germ piece of crap get it we all know right but not one person okay they all come out like yeah he tried to do that with me too not one person came out and said yeah i got three oscars i did it bitch no one no one admitted no one just like no one else is saying yeah you know uh it's a well-known secret this happens a lot in hollywood there are a lot of guys with young 15 year old boys it's super common you go to the you go to the right bar here in los angeles well the brian singer thing right right brian singer there's photos of his party there's a pool filled with boys like literally and what's fucked up about it there's red lights in the pool and we we had a field day with it you could you could imagine
where we imagined the blood came from but there's literally a red pool filled with young hairless boys they weren't hiding it no that's the thing they didn't have to no it's fully accepted that's why the fake outrage bothers me i'm not i don't think it's a fake outrage i think selective yes from the left in hollywood not america yes in america's outrage that kevin spacey ship in 14 year old boys well i think it wasn't just that i think what really got kevin in trouble was not just the initial story but then that he was grabbing dicks on the set and he was just he would get there's the there's the red pool i mean come on son oh geez i mean if that was a bunch of gals and you were that'd be a boldly painting video for youtube this is all wolverine's next victims let's see what you guys look like it was a casting party for the first class yeah but um what milo
was saying when he was on the podcast which ultimately got him in a lot of trouble and lost his and and then also he's saying it on that other podcast that he did with uh uh the amazing atheist i forget what what do they call their podcast you know the podcast i just know he got milo got in trouble scoundrels or something something like that yeah jamie will find it when he comes back from the oh he's gone he just bolted to the bathroom um but what he was saying essentially was that when you're a young boy and you're gay you can have a very positive relationship with an older man who acts as a mentor and that was extremely controversial and that ultimately cost him and he was also saying that he had that done to him on my podcast that's what he said that he was young he was molested but he said he goes please he goes i was a predator
§08文字稿 · 49:55 起
believe me i was the predator well you know what it's the difference someone who hasn't done stand-up they don't know where that line is yes i mean like you know that if you were if you try working that out in the club like believe me i was a predator the crowd is gonna go from laughing to uh what oh that's the line now i scale it back but he's 14 right if you're 14 and you're saying that you were the predator and you're the guy on stage you're not you're not the man who's talking about a 14 year old boy that you want to fuck you're talking about you being 14 and loving the fact that a priest molested you and that you went after him i was a predator you know when he was saying that it was don't do that it's very off-putting don't do it it's amazing i'm a culta she's beautiful she's wise she has an amazing smile uh what he what he does is a lot of it is shtick and like it's sort of like a
gonzo journalism type thing right like you don't know when where's the shtick where's your real feelings on these things and then where is the distinction between how some heterosexual people look at this and some gay people look at this because i think the the spectrum is different like the spectrum of heterosexual people that think it's acceptable for a grown man to have sex with a 14 year old is a fucking very small like insanely small backwoods you know there's no straight nambla with radical clout exactly exactly you know there's no no one has a nambla bumper sticker but for is nambla real anymore is that it is a real thing fuck yeah someone tried to say uh i was a member of nambla at one point on youtube and suggested feed and i was like okay all right i don't think that one's gonna stick i mean so now it is something and scale it back now it is now they're gonna reignite
it's never gonna we got to him we got to him that was the one do a little bit of this what is that don't you know that's jehovah that's jay-z yeah illuminati we meet on tuesdays oh illuminati i always forget every now and now jay-z he's the illuminati i heard yeah yeah yeah i'm in something for farland did let him in they let him all win in and dying in every tuesday yeah elon musk meets him but he has to show up secret um yeah it is uh here's one thing i will say so like this is why this is why people say you're right wing okay this is i'm not saying you are so let me preface it but okay the reason they are no there is no leftist show out there you say which leftist shows they're not having this discussion it doesn't exist it doesn't there is the wild progressive left and the people who get in line there is not enough of a contingency
today put it this way james damore let go for what he wrote on google not a single person we asked at the youtube conference had ever owned a gun or knew someone who owned a gun youtube google facebook nbc abc cnn cbs all of them none of them are standing up and having this conversation saying even the highly controversial issue of puberty blockers with with which most people disagree they just go puberty blockers a new topic of discussion they go the left cannot have this conversation because you have to draw the line before puberty blockers you have to draw the line at how far do we have to play along with your delusion doesn't mean i don't like buck angel doesn't mean we don't have blair white and our youtube carol video and are very nice with her who's very against actual puberty blockers yeah very against them and also on untransformed in the nether regions
blair white yeah see that's what we were we were wanted to ask her boyfriend discussed it super cool dude by the way seems like a nice guy seems like a nice but you're always asking you're like yeah you're asking questions oh yeah how do you why you're not allowed to you're not allowed to why can't you ask questions but as soon as they leave as soon as they leave the room you're like so is that well why can't you just ask well what the fuck man i mean as open as possible you're saying you used to be a man and now you're a woman it's all on the table now baby what what could possibly be offensive after that or more interesting we're talking about that sure well the reason is because my my my mom who did wardrobe for the just for laughs a lot of canadian sitcoms so she does wardrobe for us now as we've grown into these sketches and so uh blair white was the ghost of
christmas past and this parody that we did and so my mom had to go in and do wardrobe and fitting so she had some questions and my mom's first question comes back to me she's like no i think she had the i i don't think she has that uh anymore i'm like well why because she said you know i did all this work i'm like but mom i could just mean you know she clearly has breasts and lips you know she's like no i don't i don't know but i you know i don't know with the pants when we fit i need this is not a conversation you want to have with your mom that's another hilarious character you do is that socialist french guy oh yeah yeah you know bernie's like we have had interviews with people did you meet bernie you said he's on the flight with you he was on a flight with me no he took a selfie with him i put on my socialisms for figs shirt in the bathroom here's what's so funny about
bernie sanders socialism for fakes figs it says figs because it got banned from instagram if you know so it has a little fig leaf from it's the chaga bear thing anyway you'll see it you'll see it if you go to the store point is bernie gets in a plane this is right after the debate with ted cruz the health care debate which did not go well for him and uh he doesn't even have a briefcase so you know he's not doing work he's going from dc to burlington vermont and he is i swear to you i took a picture on the absolute last row of economy plus plus where that first class curtain goes by probably asked for that because you know he can claim it like i don't fly first class like you're worth five million dollars you have no entitlements you're sitting there with your 128 gigabyte ipad pro i could see because i had the new bezel so i could see they're saving all the money to deal with his wife's lawsuit
for tanking that college in vermont i know that college too yeah yeah that story is fucking crazy that it was a wild purchasing scheme that that tanked the college like they decided to expand the land and buy and they tanked the college because of that like picture that but it's hysterical but what the fuck are you doing you're overspending yeah like what do you mean why do you sound surprised what we need to do is get the rich people to pay for this well it's funny so i put on the shirt and they're like you have to take a picture at this point it was what it was like 12 30 in the morning this is yeah i was on the way to the burlington trinity town hall and so i get off the plane and verena gets off the plane first priority plus plus plus but first class didn't get the free cocktail mind how's he get off the plane first then oh after first class you know first class then him
he gets in the back back no no no first class and then he's economy plus plus plus so he's right right on his foot sits at first class he is first class everything but name only and you know he says that every debate don't unlike my opponent i don't sit in first class all right bernie so he gets out first and i walk behind him and it was like uh gosh what's his name brooks in shawshank redemption he was so old and everyone's walking down this path and he walks down this one hall by himself with his ipad pro and i remember calling jerry i said i can't do it i said i can't get right it's 12 30 in the morning the guy looks like he's at death's door yeah and i didn't want to be that jerk who cornered him i just wanted to talk with him i wasn't gonna you know sandbag him but he looked so it was so sad well his posture is so awful his neck sits in the middle of his sternum
like mr burns turtle it's crazy it's like man you gotta sit up straight like that's not healthy you're you gotta be in pain all the time if your head is like that low well what we gotta do the economy you gotta give the money to the blacks they can pay for my physical therapy income inequality it's all he has a few buzzwords down here yeah but it's what i liked about him was that what he was he he seemed like a uniting force with white people and black people it seemed like he was you know he's doing interviews with killer mike even though he's anti-gun you know and mike is super pro-gun you know i'm like but i'm like i like the fact that people are embracing this crazy old guy and they push him off the stage they push him off the stage oh yeah that's right so you mean he was a uniting force that was a pussy move that was a pussy move that was not the
§09文字稿 · 57:41 起
platform i mean they if they wanted to have a meeting they should have had a meeting you can't just jump up and scream in the white house in the office right now that'd be fine if he was president i president now i don't okay you know i think the problem is like you know even if you had people who are economic socialists who are on board with him we have a lot of people who are pro bernie who then changed because they just said well then he went full sjw and the black lives matter feminism and that's why i say even if you find a politician nobody believes that like here's the thing when you're in these town halls and they don't know that you're they all agree it really is a monolith and like that's why they say you're right wing because the truth is you could be considered right wing just like he could just like i could just like jordan peterson could just like milo could
just like ben shipp and all of us have wildly differing views if you were to check the box off with chenck bernie sanders hillary clinton who take your pick they would check the same boxes because they have to and i think that's why they're losing so much ground culturally and the boxes are shifting too so where the the right side is expanding all the different boxes you could possibly check the left is shrinking you have to get in line with these things what we need is a real center and this country does not have a real center and i think that drives people to the left and to the right i think it's a big issue there's there's just too much toxic tribal thinking here i just think we need truth i really like that's the thing like to me is i don't care if you're left or right just don't lie to me yeah and the left has been able to lie to everyone because they've controlled the
information delivery for a little time and i know that sounds conspiratorial but it's right it's like what we're talking about with tim allen i mean that is right yeah i mean it's what we're talking about with actors how you you talk to most actors when it comes to anything political they're almost all left-wing that doesn't even make sense like how could that be exactly yeah they're terrified there are a few people like we've had you know like gary sinise in the show we've had some bigger name actors where they have screw you money where it doesn't matter right but he's just the nicest guy ever where he didn't even talk about politics he just you know builds these smart homes for veterans just because he's like a saint right um but there are other actors we can't even necessarily name who are like i'd really like to do the show but you know i can't yet when i get to this stage
of my career i'm sure you've probably heard from those people too yeah they're afraid yeah um you know i've had people like that that say i want to go hunting and i'm like uh yeah well let's uh let's film it no no i'm like you don't want people to know that that's how you get your food i mean do you know 97 of the country eats meat and like really is it that high oh yeah it's that high like what is it you're paying for it right so you're paying for the murder you're cool with that but you're not cool with doing it yourself right he goes no i'm totally cool with it i just don't want anybody else to know like okay well that's part of the problem because people don't want anybody else to know that's why it becomes so scary and taboo right and very few people come out you know it's just it's it's a lot of the same thing because it's like you not you're not willing to express your
authentic self well and that's why university like we're going to be at virginia tech is it sixth a week from today a week from today and with already people line getting ready on facebook to protest and then we're like you haven't even seen the show you don't even know what it is this is the first time we're going to take the show on the road and broadcast live i mean it's just a powder keg because no one's allowed to think differently right picture collegiate campuses that's what uh the left that's their utopia listen you brought us something that um i think uh changed the way people look at social justice warriors that lady that was in the audience in amherst was an amherst triggly puff that was like a gift from the heavens that poor gal it was like somebody created the caricature did you just assume her gender i did dude even that's a gamble that's a roll of the dice
you shouldn't even be that confident i'm a pig um she but when she was screaming at you i'm like this is not real we're this is like butt rex this is not real rex butt it's even worse shit this is this is not real this can't be real this woman's not really this is like a caricature this is a this is a michael j fox movie from the 80s where you're like there's no way that's a real person well you remember how stressed i was about that yeah because here's the deal like this is my first time i was there it was milo and christine hoff summers now at this point i'd only remember you should do like like the knack or coca con when you would do college sure back when so that was my experience with colleges and i hated it but for the first time i know now that people are going to be protesting to a significant degree um and i just wanted to go out and do some of is their degree yeah
do some like i was telling them like oh i don't know what i do here because like they're just going to speak and lecture and i want to do just you know a 20 minute set right and i you know it's really tough because if i don't you know if you don't acknowledge heckler if you don't acknowledge the person but then when you come out and it's just trigglypuff who doesn't have enough middle fingers to give i've never given anyone the figure from the stage i've never gone but i was like there's no i realized immediately i'm not going to be able to do stand-up and that was the rant that went viral which you know i didn't expect it like i'm just going to stay i'm just going to do my set and then afterwards we'll do a q a they wouldn't allow it and i just saw her and i i just couldn't she looked like the broad from monsters inc at the front desk i was just laughing she really did yeah just
poor gal and everyone wants to here's the thing you know i think it was my parents who maybe said this to me when i was young and i got cocky about something at one point and they said don't ever brag because it it this it keeps us from being able to brag for you let someone else do it that's interesting why it's worse way of putting it same thing with trigly did they say it with an accent yes we don't get to uh brag for you does she have a thin ass i don't know so um so she had the work done well think about this if trigly puff didn't come out there and keep it in speech office can't be fucked you for about for about eight seconds she took her down pretty quick she took her yeah she didn't have the stamina needs carbs if she didn't do that we would always sit in there talking about how if we just saw her how we feel bad for her yes like oh man that girl i hope she
gets you know what i feel like we'd be sympathetic but you prevent you preclude us from being empathetic when you act like an absolute piece of shit your whole life threat like all of a sudden we've shut off this empathy for people because of the way they behave we would all be like oh man poor girl you know i hope she finds a guy i'm sure she'll find a guy who likes him you know bigger and you know she'll she can get it together and i've you know i've seen some people turn it around but when she does that you're just like oh i i can't stand it boldly's hiring see i thought it was so ridiculous that it didn't i didn't even think that way obviously i wasn't in the room while she was screaming at me while i was on the stage i probably would have been furious but sitting back watching it from the comfort of my house watching it on youtube i was like what the fuck happened this poor kid like i
just like this is used to be someone you know as a person who has daughters like this is someone's baby and then became this like someone didn't pay attention to her they they fed her bad food and and she's there by herself like the whole thing was crazy keep your hate speech off my camera meanwhile christina hop summers by the way couldn't be a nicer person oh yeah like and it was so funny watching her with you and milo and she's like well i wouldn't say that well yeah i'm not necessarily saying that yeah the islam stuff got she got uncomfortable because i'm there she couldn't be a nicer lady i really love her she's really sweet well think about that we're on there she's basically kind of a lifelong democrat she's branded right wing now probably she's branded right wing she's branded alt-right yeah she is a super feminist but she calls herself the factual feminist
§10文字稿 · 64:45 起
and her idea is that when you distort reality when you distort biology when you distort facts you are doing your cause a disservice which is her cause being an actual feminist she's a real feminist and she doesn't think there's anything wrong with being a woman she's like you need to just think there's anything wrong with wearing dresses putting on makeup or lipstick or what you're a woman you know there's probably two boxes she didn't check in the left column therefore yeah right and by the way she doesn't think there's anything wrong with not doing that either right she's very open-minded but but she calls bullshit and because she calls bullshit on that group she's shoved into this fucking nazi category which is so crazy to me yeah well and the danger with that is let's say 10 years down the line right you refer to me as a nazi you refer to joe rogan as a nazi not kate jared as a
nazi christine hoff summers you know what happens is when you refer to someone as a nazi for reasonable views for just long enough they start saying okay you know what let's go with nazi and people actually go for the pendulum swings further the other way that's what you're seeing with europe that's what you're seeing with this far right rise right because like you know like sven computer who works for us we brought him over from germany you said you know there's a certain point where young people don't want to go to every museum and go yeah we suck because we've had nothing to do with it do you realize in germany you pay 65 income tax if you're under the age of 30 whoa but school is free think about that 65 percent it's 50 but sven was telling us there's some additional it's basically 65 and it's
entirely based on your age bracket you're under 30 you pay 65 that's your effective tax rate whoa so you have these that's a lot of money man i know that hurts yeah but that's what you see you see this far right rise in europe because if you call someone a nazi for so long like well hold on a second i'm not a nazi i just don't want paris to become a rape then yeah well when you go from calling someone a nazi and then you see charlottesville when you see guys with nazi tattoos you go oh well that's a nazi exactly this is a real nazi this is a moron with a swastika tattooed on his chest a dodge challenger yeah all this craziness left and right i just i'm just hoping it settles and what you said truth that's what i like i like truth i don't think you know that's where i always you know i know people get upset i don't think truth is necessarily in the middle i think truth is truth and sometimes it's
really far to the right and sometimes it's in the middle i don't think that there's much truth in today's progressive left no i think there's an ideological war going on and i think especially with trump in office they feel like the gloves are off and all rules are out the window and anything goes yeah i think people are flabbergasted and what i was telling jamie before the show like i'm not i'm not without my criticisms for trump but i gotta admit every time stuff just rolls off his back like water on a duck i start fucking laughing like they were like this stormy daniels thing is gonna sink him i have a friend i have a friend of mine who's who's gay and he's the nicest guy in the world but he's so ridiculous he's like that's armonica lewinski she's armonica i go dude it's not gonna work i go no one's gonna care it's gonna it's gonna disappear in a couple weeks or we're in a 10 hour news cycle
do you understand this yeah i go in 10 hours some new shit comes along and nobody gives a fuck about brett ratner anymore and nobody gives a fuck about this guy nobody and there's a new guy and there's a new thing and there's a new problem and there's a new theory there's a new thing and you're saying that this porn star thing this is not 1994 this porn star thing is not going to sink him he's going to deny it fake news fake news and he's going to keep moving and there's going to be nothing yeah i don't even i don't even know what happened with that exactly but to me i was remember i just was like i gotta disconnect for a bit because i've been just going going going so i disconnected and i like kind of popped my head in for half a day just because we're moving to a new studio kind of like you've been doing and i pop my head like what's the news what's this outrage right now do i need to know
about donald trump and they said no yeah he called uh haiti a shithole and i just popped my head back i'm like of course it is that's it no one cares anymore it's like of course haiti is it doesn't mean you hate he said why do these people from these shithole countries want to come here that's what he supposedly said he says he didn't say it some people say he did other people say he didn't who cares so we're in a weird quagmire yeah if he says that he did let's say he did yeah it's not the appropriate thing for the president of the united states to say but does it make sense that donald trump would say that yes well no no no no you want to know how you know it's a shithole because french canadians are some of the most racist people you will find love you mom but they create these french laws i've talked about this before pure land it means pure wool because
they want to get rid of all the anglophones right and so then they had a huge haitian immigration because there's a lot of you know french and people from cameroon and they were furious so they try to create laws to keep the haitians out because they were you know they it was just a clash of cultures here's the thing haiti is whether donald trump said it or not as a country a shitty place and i don't think anyone cares anymore if you see it doesn't mean i hate haitians doesn't mean i'm not empathetic to them but how is it very unfortunate that they're in a bad place yeah but how is it racist if especially you're criticizing a government which comprises of black people who are screwing a black citizenry they've been not doing it for decades they've never gotten it right but rain wilson took a picture from sandals so he took a pickle picture from club med sandals most people don't
even know what that is the resort that's so funny yeah i don't know i think it is it's in the bahamas i think jamaica a few of those places i think it's one of those places no locale and a couple of the other shitholes i mean i just like it's one of those things where i think if nothing else donald trump has allowed people and we weren't trump but people we got so much flack from the alt right because we didn't support donald right i remember that and you were more in support of ted cruz right i lived carly fiorina and ben shapiro i mean ben carson uh a little bit right i just thought he was hysterical well he's a smart guy yeah also also crazy yeah he's like a jim henson character my favorite thing was him with jesus the painting jesus on a shoulder like whoa ben it's like you can be a neurosurgeon you're an absolute genius in that but you don't
have the sense of like maybe i shouldn't put jesus on my shoulder like a macaw well jordan peterson said something that's very brilliant he said there is absolutely no correlation with being smart and being wise it's true it's true there's a lot of people that are really fucking smart at things but they are not wise in terms of how they behave and how they think and how they conduct their life and whether or not they pay for a jesus painting when he's holding their shoulder it doesn't even look like jesus it looks like a puerto rican looks like some dude is slinging tacos it's a crazy painting it's so it's so bad is this new the sky up here yeah that's nice well everything's new we we um used to have uh stars but the the panels were too dark in this room because the lighting is different here so we changed them to clouds you got the american flag in there that's why people also think you're
right wing think about it when do you ever when do you ever see a leftist yeah when do you ever see a current progressive leftist with patriotic symbolism i usually have a american flag case but i ordered one from my iphone x and i didn't get it yet uh look i love america i think america represents a beautiful place of opportunity and it's not perfect but i think it's the best place i've been to a lot of different places you know if you think there's something wrong with being patriotic i think you're fucking crazy i don't think america represents the worst aspects of us i think it represents possibility and and and promise and that you have this ability to do whatever the fuck you want to do there's not a class structure you can literally go from the bottom to the top i mean you can you can do whatever the fuck you want to do in this country there's some restrictions people say it's not a free
§11文字稿 · 72:05 起
country hey man go to canada it's a lot more fucking free than canada in canada you you can go to jail for not using someone's preferred gender pronouns there's a case that just was out a couple of days ago where some woman had a sign and it was a and they boiled it down to like one word but her her sign said that um a transgender woman is a man and you're just because you feel something like that it does not overtake biology and it was just like a long thing um this transgender person wanted to file a human rights violation case against her and get her arrested and said that the only way this person would not would be willing to not do that was be would be this sit down with this woman and have coffee with her explain to her why she's wrong well she doesn't think she's wrong so that's what you can't just decide that this person has to acquiesce they have to give into your particular ideology
and your line of thinking otherwise it's hate speech that's not the answer like the answer to if you think someone's wrong the answer is proving them wrong and having a conversation about it like someone someone deciding that not only is it wrong but they're going to lock you up for it they're going to sue you like that's crazy and i think especially with that trudeau guy up there like whoo well that guy's over the deep end remove a couple of fucks and you could have just uh run for office with that speech it was very inspiring look i could probably get up there and be if i could be a canadian like i'm a big fan of canada i'm a big fan but they they've got a few problems well here that's you know the first person they ever voted for was stephen harper right so here's the deal back then yeah i'm that guy i'm open about it christian conservative everyone who harper is
stephen harper was the prime minister before trudeau so stephen harper is the canadian equivalent of a conservative so that would be like a little left to of john casick here in the states he was their you kind of heard him that way yeah he was i mean they didn't have the housing bubble because they didn't do the subprime loans um candidate that was doing really well for the first time was higher in the economic freedom index in the united states i voted for him and everyone hated him why because he was a practicing christian conservative who believed in some form of limited government well now they have trudeau it's like surprise i remember stephen wasson was a pastor and i talked about this a lot and this is one slippery slope thing everyone said no no you're just you're just crazy religious nutbag this guy stephen wasson was a pastor who i think was jailed he certainly was
fined just because he said i don't care what the law is in the land i'm not going to marry two men in my congregation i'm not going to recognize that as marriage that's what he said whether you agree with him or not this was years ago and uh people on the left back then supported it because like well it only affects the christian pastor who doesn't want to marry dudes back then well now it doesn't now it affects the person who says if you're born a man you're a man and now it affects mike ward the comedian who was put before a human rights tribunal for making fun of the make a wish kid foundation yeah it does at a certain point you have to draw the line and we want to decide that we're going to draw the line when it comes to like for example puberty blockers or do we draw the line when someone tries to strangle ben shapiro on the dr drew show because he implies that the guy with the penis is
still a man yeah that was that was rough that was a rough one because you know the guy was literally threatening violence and it was okay because ben had misgendered him and they went after ben like well ben ben to be fair you knew that was gonna not only that but touched him but it was like putting his hands on him which is very threatening if someone's threatening me and they're putting their hands on me i'm on defcon 9 i'm ready to go like where's this going bitch why are you holding on to me are we fighting yeah you're you're holding me you're you're gripping me and holding me and you're way bigger than me that guy was way girl shit way bigger than ben but ben's ben was fucking strong there that seems mildly inappropriate for political guys that was funny the way he said it we're sitting there like oh my gosh but yeah he said if you if you don't be careful you sound like the
joker you're gonna wind up if you don't be careful you're gonna want you're gonna go home in an ambulance yeah man it's like are you gonna beat me up because i say the wrong word really you know imagine that's what i'm saying there's a you were a man right he was like the clubber laying of trainees well you know that was one of the things that i got into it with someone online about fallon fox i said someone said she was always a woman i go okay but you know she got a man she she had a penis she used to be a man she got a woman pregnant and had a kid with that woman i go was she a woman then she goes even then i'm like we're done yeah we're done we're in we're in narnia again i don't know how you can talk about it and now that woman is ceo of youtube because i didn't expect that i felt like i could say hey i don't think it's cool if you get your penis removed and beat the fuck
out of women i just i felt like that's a safe thing to say i didn't know it was gonna be a controversy people like you're a bigot i was like wow wow okay hmm maybe you should at least tell them that you used to be a man no it's a medical procedure and it has no basis whatsoever in your physical performance well that's not even structurally true that doesn't even make any sense the physical body's built differently you know can you imagine if brock lesnar decided to be a woman just just imagine there's not enough hormone blockers in the world to keep that fucking viking off you didn't have to tell anybody no it's a medical procedure well they don't want you the left doesn't want you to tell people you have age as much i mean a penis as much that's a california law now yeah yeah chad with aids isn't that wonderful it used to be a
felony and now it's it should be yes if you know you have a fatal disease and you fuck someone in the butt without a condom that's right a red pool party that's the you can't just be you can't just be transferred by playing spin the bottle did you ever see the guy who authored that yes yeah the fulsome street fair with a little leather like yes yes like a brian singer pool party it's hilarious it's hysterical that that guy passed that through which was people weren't paying attention like that's that's crazy like i don't care if it's i don't care if it's aids or if you could give someone cancer you know like right you if you have cancer and you know you have i mean if it was a communicable disease and you decided to make out with someone who doesn't have cancer and you gave it to them like fuck man you just killed somebody you just smoked a pipe and kissed me and now i have
esophageal cancer you know the bigger conversation on that too is um they're like obviously it's not fatal anymore because of protease inhibitors and all this stuff but the reality is you just compared aids to cancer there's once a day where you just compare aids to aids and it was pretty bad well they used to call aids the gay cancer you know that's when when aids first came out they called it the gay cancer oh we did we did a thing on that where we did that's offensive we did uh you remember that show wishbone we did a parody with our dog hopper we did the aids epidemic now the aids epidemic was always a hoax there was never an epidemic basically if you were not doing heroin with dirty needles or having gay unprotected sex with george michael you were pretty much safe people got so mad you knew it yeah people knew it do you remember the kinesin bit yeah i remember
the kinesin bit hysterical yeah so we had a guy who came on it was actually very civil who disagreed by the end of it he just said well i guess i just disagreed because the way you said it was so incendiary and i said well hold on a second why is it incendiary i am the one actually trying to prevent people from getting aids there are very specific patterns of behavior that you avoid don't have gay unprotected sex in a truck stop don't do heroin in the east village uh like rent well you ever watch the movie rent you ever see that movie no oh because i'm straight i went to go see people crying at rent oh and like every every single person was doing heroin in the east village and having unprotected sex with each other if you make it past noon without getting aids you're on borrowed time like how i don't feel bad for you at this point but we had people they give us so much
§12文字稿 · 79:22 起
flack over the aids epidemic and none of them disagreed with the statistics you're just not supposed to say it think about that for a second though the issue with that fulsome street fair uh senator or congressman you know i'm talking yes the guy with the beautiful leather vest with no shirt on underneath it wandering through the streets with a tire on his neck that looks suspiciously like a leash it was a hot topic discount item yeah could go out of donald trump had done that it was on sale with the hello kitty backpacks so his argument i remember was well this these laws only these disclosure laws and by the way for people who don't know it means you have to disclose that you have aids if you're having sex with somebody right these disclosure laws only serve to stigmatize people hold on a second does it mean that we can't stigmatize anyone or anything ever
we can't stigmatize aids right but it doesn't mean we hate you but we can't consciously delivering it into someone i mean that's that's the problem like being aware at what point are we okay stigmatizing right i mean what does it take to say like well you know what okay maybe we should stigmatize if i were to use an absurd example in a bit it would be like okay maybe we should stigmatize knowingly transferring aids to somebody through unprotected butt sex as a goof but instead we don't want to stigmatize you're not even supposed to say aids right because it's hiv and then hiv gives aids you know you get aids because your immune system is compromised and what aids is is a syndrome acquired immune deficiency syndrome i never got more hate in all the years i did this podcast than one of the early early early episodes what was that doctor's name the the doctor from the
university of california berkeley um he is ostracized from the medical community but he's a dewsberg yes dr peter dewsberg he wrote an article in spin magazine way way way back in the day and his assertion was that hiv is a very weak virus and that hiv is appearing in the systems of these people because they have compromised immune systems it's not aids it's not hiv that's giving these people compromised immune systems they already have compromised immune systems and he was saying the reason why they're having these compromised immune systems is because of amyl nitrate and crystal meth and party drugs and he showed overwhelming like in his is in his mind overwhelming evidence that all these people that got aids were getting uh their their immune system was compromised because of partying yeah they were saying this is why it's so prevalent in the gay party community he's like you
and he was talking about how you destroy your immune system with amyl nitrate you destroy your immune system with crystal meth and if you check the immune systems of these people of course it's going to be devastated they're doing hardcore party drugs and they're doing them all the time he he said this and he you know published a bunch of stuff on it people went crazy i mean they went it was it was it was not a scientific debate it was more of a social issue how dare you stigmatize crystal meth like it wasn't but if it wasn't a gay thing here's the thing if aids was just something you found truck stop people who were uh just doing meth and and and and shooting heroin and they're all for whatever reason they're getting this disease you would go oh i bet a disease is probably maybe has something to do with the
fact they're all doing meth no no unrelated okay but but meth's bad right oh it's terrible but um amyl nitrate's devastating oh instant brain damage amyl nitrate causes instant brain damage you pop one of those things was that like ammonia ammonia like smelling salts poppers yeah they they do them apparently opens you well a lot of power lifters would do those before big like setting some smelling salts yeah different different stuff amyl nitrate is a potent drug all right yeah um actually somebody talked about that yesterday ben greenfield talked about it yesterday some insanely disgusting smelling salt that you barely hold up to your nose and you do lifts like right after that excites your your your central nervous system it's fired up lavender cinnamon i'm in the cinnamon yeah um but anyway i don't i
don't know what the facts are i'm not a fucking biologist this guy's a he's he's a tenured professor the university of california berkeley can't get funding for any he's done rock solid research on cancer he's really interesting guy yeah but all the other aids researchers denounce him uh everyone else that's involved in hiv and they might be right they very well could be right i don't know if he's right or he's wrong it seems to me more likely that he's wrong because no one no one has come forward like legitimately yeah on his side in terms of scientific research based on what you're saying from what i hear like my inclination is sounds like he may be wrong but here's the thing i'm not offended that you brought it up he's a fucking biologist yes you know but that's what's crazy about it that that's why i can't
think of any shows on the other let's say center right other side of the political spectrum where they wouldn't be offended by that like you said you get so much crap i maybe he's wrong from everything i know about hiv and aids seems as though he's wrong i don't know enough to say he's wrong but i i've heard enough people that know enough that say he's wrong that i believe them but people are sending me messages bloods on your hands and this and that i'm like if you went out and had unprotected butt sucks after listening to the joe rogan experience you deserve what's coming yeah okay if you listen to me and you're like that's it peter dubergh's right send it in rex butt is going come on man jackpot come on you can't demonize conversations and i don't know enough about the subject but i i listened to that guy's take on it and it's fuel for thought you know i don't
think he's right i don't but i i've talked to a lot of people that i don't think are right i think i've talked to some crazy fucking people on this show and i think you we've got to be able to have conversations you have to well i mean we might agree on 60 percent of things maybe 50 maybe it's somewhere between 40 and 70 i don't know it doesn't matter it should be okay it should be totally fine and that's the thing when we do uh you know the change my mind segments most time people it's pretty amicable and then you just get someone who comes up and wants to commit assault right the strictly puffs and it's like i think a big skill we kind of had to learn this because not gay jared knows um when we first had guests if it was if it was a guest who i disagreed with i was like listen i will not edit you it will not be taken out of context but i would sit down for three hours with
them because they would be like don't cut me off don't come up and you realize they're just repeating themselves right so finding the balance of seeing there are a lot of people out there now who are open to hearing these points of you who are open to hearing these ideas being able to identify them and then being able to identify the people who are so bought in they won't even listen you need to make an example of them for the people you can convince right and understanding the two different kinds of people the the trigly puffs versus the you know i don't know jordan peterson who probably never saw himself as even political at all until he came out and said something that would seem to be so benign and cause an uproar um i think being able to identify those two it's not so much just about left and right who can hear who won't and how to handle them right and why why can't you hear can you
not hear because it interferes with your ideology or can you not hear because it's what they're saying is illogical like which one is it is it are you honestly listening to what they're saying and can you give factual refute can you give some sort of a factual refute of this or is it just it just doesn't jive with your view of the world you have some rock solid view of the world that you're not you're not willing to look at any other perspectives well because that's the undercover thing with not getting here by the way balls of steel doing this yeah let's talk about that one because what we got we got video of that one too um you went undercover with uh antifa and uh that fucking that one was disturbing to me because uh first of all you look like you slide right in like a glove buddy like i was almost matching the guy when i got there guy gal we don't know um and i thought our
§13文字稿 · 87:08 起
costume wardrobe lady had actually just just stolen his clothes because it was almost identical yeah to what he was wearing isn't it funny though that when you're a slender man like people assume immediately you're left wing oh yeah i can get away with so much crap that weird yeah well like what is it about slender people there's something there right like what is it about slender people that are almost always left wing weakness whoa you think so sorry could be but here's the thing the same reason they see the american flag is right wing they see this this you might as well be the third reich did i say third reich i don't even know what it is yeah yeah he's right okay i don't know i don't know mountain designs check them out that is really i was gonna say it's actually really nice veteran owned is that steel yeah that's pretty cool guy makes them that's it that's i can usually uh i can
usually tell when someone's approaching us if they're friendly or foe by their posture and their body size the guy walks in your body size i'm like oh that's probably a friendly friendly a queer looking 140 pound man like myself approaches i'm like ah we got to get out of dodge he has a shank or screwdriver but the thing is i had done you just passed it out i had done so many of these other cover things i saw shotguns an hour ago i know it i didn't want to go because i was like i had done too and now i get made every time i go out after you know you dress as a tranny and you interview wendy davis my wig flies off she still goes along with it i'm on every message i'm like jared you gotta go in there on a technical level also didn't want to pull up a steel team six mission between a wednesday and friday show so it's true but what happened is then
when you were in you wanted to go back it's true i was juiced how did it get psyched explain to me how it got set up how you did it like what what what was the meeting balls of steel uh well i mean these kind of these things are much different than the burlington vermont kind of gigs i mean that was a throwaway this one took months of planning it was reg too yeah yeah to reg especially to uh to infiltrating the back end of antifa red and reg we call him reg we have a guy who does research for us uh don't don't make him i won't get into anything specific but he is like a high high level professor okay he has a he has a 650 something pound squat he's like bane in real life and uh brilliant he was the one who found the salon pedophile that's why we broke that he was the one pedophile all that article yeah but we were the first ones to write about how he was currently
actively a pedophile he sent it to me within 10 minutes but he's the man in the chair but if you currently out of uh wasn't a practicing pedophile right no he was he was he talked about grooming and all that stuff and we wrote about it yeah really double down on it too didn't didn't they three more articles yeah yeah anyway the point is reg does reg does brilliant and that's just remove those articles i don't know maybe they did but they did like two or three but reg is a brilliant researcher and so at this point explain that though because you were glossing over this for people that are just listening please explain like what that was like those articles uh sorry yeah we're starting off with that so uh salon.com what was their first articles i'm a pedophile but i'm not a monster yeah and it was talking about how you know the way to deal with us is again not to
stigmatize us i'm like listen i'm sorry at a certain point i'm empathetic but we send you to therapy you still want to have sex with kids we take you out of the village we shoot you we can't take that risk sorry that's it um so he was like i'm not a monster and talked about how you know his struggles with his family okay you can kind of understand it but then reg did some research we found all of his online uh message board his his pseudonyms his his usernames and coded language about grooming uh grooming like you're grooming kids online so we found all of it and we released an article on it and then salon released another article where he responded and didn't call us up by name but was like my week in the right wing hate sphere and they ran it on salon like we're the bad guys because we found
out that you're grooming children and they released a few and we're like we just realized okay this is the thing kind of like hormone blockers for kids salon's cool with an active pedophile let's move on now we're not gonna do it there's no more convincing to be done here so reg was the one who found that and reg was the one who infiltrated a lot of the antifa groups you know he's that's not his real name but he has so many this guy's just brilliant so he'd been doing research on the back end uh upon request and was so good so we had all this research we knew who these people were we kind of knew what they were planning with ben shapiro going into utah um as a matter of fact we were going to go to berkeley right before that but then last minute we found out that they weren't going to do it because we know
where they meet we were on their cryptic apps where they would text you so it's these apps that you would download like i don't know if we're like are we allowed to say that i don't know i think yeah the fbi came to us for information afterwards like oh yeah we're tracking these there were arrests made uh because of your undercover thing well arrests made on the people who were seen undercover same people so they committed crimes again later that day and were arrested so the same person who handed him a shank later that day assaulted someone was arrested so so reg gets you the information and then you how do you make contact with these people we well we were part of their facebook grouping so we found out where they wanted to meet when um went and where and we showed up to campus and i walk in as jason antifa person new to the organization say i want to be involved blue contact
that's all it takes it didn't take much contacts on yeah blue contacts why blue contacts i don't just because we're on a budget we need a disguise but why why do you need a disguise you didn't think you could slip you thought people would recognize we thought we could have been we could have been on their radar we don't know uh well they well they tried to find us in uh in uh in austin antifa did yeah they were handing out posters we taped an interview with tim kennedy and they were passing out flyers was that when you got waterboarded no no that was another time and i would much rather be waterboarded yeah he did he did that was no joke and i'd rather do that than the cnn 16 hour live stream that's not a joke i'd rather be waterboarded but anyway sorry i'm getting off top but uh yeah so we show up at this coffee house they're meeting at starbucks on campus
uh where he antifa meets at starbucks yeah so so i found him met up uh he gives me the cryptic messaging app uh was it a he or she did you find out we don't know i was sure it was a he because there was a wedding band and the chick showed up zir zir sitting there with his wedding band uh iphone 7 and is is brought on the side gives me the app and says we'll see you tomorrow so i say okay see you then it gives me full communication they did roll call they did roll call and it's okay everyone roll call we've got jason in the group it's like yeah it's like firebird what was a funny one uh fibered uh well it went down to like all these like firebird and rogue two and flamethrower nine and then there was will there's will will that that was his real name yeah we found him immediately no no we found him so swiftly will was so easy to find how could you
figure out who will was well because the phone numbers are also listed it's a cryptic messaging app that doesn't allow you to take screenshots but turns out if you have another phone you could take a photo of your screen just use a physical camera they didn't seem to work out this kink in the plans well that was like the snapchat thing when people are sending dick pics like hey no one's gonna see it no one's gonna see it well you can't say you can't take screenshots it just informs the person which is so much worse to know someone actually took it it's like yeah that just makes it worse for everybody yeah but you can also take a photo of it with another camera like you said so anyway i'm sorry so go ahead so all these people are role playing they're they're in dungeons and dragons exactly so we uh we go back to our hotel get ready for the next day uh and show up on campus
§14文字稿 · 94:21 起
where they're supposed to to to meet up and get you are nervous as hell at this oh i so because i don't want to do this we play i was more nervous the day before because i didn't know what i was walking you want to do you want to play how short is the clip you want to play it first they are like 30 seconds okay it's about to do you have from uh from antifa which one do you want me to start with i just i'll find one so um these people makes a difference to me they were openly advocating violence and they were openly they were they were offering to give you a gun not at first no no not at first well that's what i say i wanted to because you actually said the funny part before you said we got into a fight and you said this is not in my job description and i said it is exactly in your job description you have to go do this right now and uh we we had security and everything
but i remember you were really and then after the clips you'll see after they gave you the knife and we were filing out reports with the cops at that point he goes i'm gonna go back in i think i can really mess with him like no you can't they just handed you a prison shank and told you they had a sawed off shotgun you can't go back in there so once he was in it i we had to rein him back it was like a little little warring a couple times you got a little crazy you got a little crazy okay so let's play this okay so this is my meeting at that starbucks there you can tell us if that's a guy it's almost like product placement you think it's a guy this is a guy i think all right play it this is telling you how to show up hard tactics they're not prepared for what we're planning i have a toolbox full of shit did you bring your gun on the border between just a regular rifle and a sawed off dial shotgun
that's a girl yeah i thought so when i showed up this one but you know maybe the hands oh i think the next jamie is one where they handed jared was an ice pick you said or what was it no it was a nice pick it was no it's a it was a sharp pointy in but it was like a school that screwdriver handle two ak's coming okay so here it is i think they were lying though but this is so the key is what i was arrested yeah and tell me how i can procure my own uh k bars there we go and it's just a combat knife it's a fixed blade five inches or so but it's just you strap it on your leg k bar sponsor of antifa now by the way yeah yeah really stab a lot shit is a fan
okay so what they were doing is first of all that person never stabbed anybody in their fucking life right so these are dorks and what they're doing is they're deciding now they're gonna take action and they're gonna enlist the aid of a bunch of other people did you think at that point in time like maybe these people are looking for suckers that are willing to do fucked up shit for them oh she ain't stabbing anybody i absolutely think so when i showed up i met there was like four of them when i got there they were all running late the socialists were all running late yeah they all showed up late not as hard i had to get out and one of them actually said a sweetheart there honeybee was like yeah that's the beauty of being unemployed i can just show up on time anywhere i want i'm like there is a silver lining i guess she was just eating she was eating and she was still late
oh she was yeah she was still late so she okay so i get there i'm first i'm thinking okay this is a bust this is a really sad group of people right because i don't know about the wetbeds at this point i just see okay there's i'm expecting like 40s guys in the what they call black block all black goggles everything and it just looks like a really sad social club so i get there sit down for a bit and like three minutes in they start telling me they start passing me stuff telling me everything you just saw and i'm thinking oh my lord this is not i i need to get out i need to get out i need to get out meanwhile i'm on the other side of the school because ben shapiro is being so on the other side of the school and you know ben shapiro is there so there are a lot of fans so i'm kind of taking pictures and
you know i got so got spotted so i'm taking my phone's vibrating like hold on a second let me just shut off my phone taking pictures and i see it and jared's like they're handing me knives what do i do what do i do you're like quick get out i'm like okay i need i need it i need to fast i need to think quick yeah so i told him i had to take a dump and i just left that was hilarious well the crazy thing about that is that you bring us the footage so there are cops right there so we tell the cops because i'm like we've got to get him through this whatever it is quad or whatever it's there because we're talking about luring people this is the guy right here yeah this is the guy right here i think oh yeah oh it's not doing anything that's not playing oh it's good corrupted the file oh here it goes president circle and they were handing out sharp objects to stab people with said they had someone come over
this guy works for local news why did it take two late night hosts comedians to find this out i you know what i wish you guys luck yes you just saw correctly even being shown the footage in the presence of police officers to confirm authenticity they walked away also i should note this is yeah he was on my podcast he knew about the footage and the whole story too i offered it to him and asked for his car he mentioned he gave us a brief spot when they actually put together weeks later after our video came out so he had to acknowledge it but he put together a small little brief montage of our video that took place on his little profile event it was a mostly peaceful event though not without some controversy so what happens is to me what's so crazy is like again i offered it to the local guy people who do news you know april o'neill they're not they want the exclusive
i said hey man do you want this like to run this because he worked for abc or local fox or something and he's doing instagram videos with five you know followers he's like oh a heart go up on his screen so i'm looking at him i'm like i'm like listen man do you want this and he goes uh what is it so i go hold on this is we tell him exactly what we had and we show him the cryptic app and i'm like hold on a second we're not here are the police so we're showing it to him and he walks away i'm like he's like well i gotta do my job i'm like this isn't a part of your job this isn't a part he didn't think it was and that to me was insane we weren't looking for it necessarily a scoop we just wanted to get this as wide as possible they had a rhyme going down the street with their protests so he had to get to better things yeah yeah that's what he did he was doing instagram oh you'll see people peacefully protesting
and like hold up his instagram hey hey ho ho do you think that he just didn't have authority that he was trying to didn't fit the narrative same thing with the guy from nightline didn't fit so the narrative was the anti-trump protesters which is what people were tuning into the news for it wasn't it was peaceful it was peaceful right there were snipers on the rooftops for that little jew ben shapiro think about that this was what a week two weeks after berkeley he's a smarmy little bastard i love him but he's like i could see how he pisses people off but he's brilliant he's a very very smart guy he was my first lawyer he negotiated my contracts he wasn't even an entertainment lawyer i said ben you got a lot of vowels in your last name and i have a contract with money at play can you help me he said i think i think i can do it that's how we became friends i was 18 that's hilarious but this is this
i mean this is the heat of the antifa fight last summer right after berkeley they were really specifically about antifa trying to downplay the violence and the undercurrent that the steam they picked up they seem to have given that up they seem to have accepted the fact that there's a lot of violence some of them some of them some of them but i think this i mean i hate not to toot our own horn but i think things like this i mean that got what 15 million plays on facebook and a few million on on uh on youtube and the reason we got more mileage is because the news refused to cover it and then was it the dean someone there some student activities advisor released an official statement saying nothing happened and so we called him so that was a follow up video oh yeah i remember listening to that we started with the washington what the what we made up something washington herald or something so he was like oh
§15文字稿 · 101:49 起
it was a really stupid name i can't remember what it was and we asked who made the statement that this was entirely peaceful because honeybee he said he was speaking on behalf of the police but never actually quoted a name so he was we figured out pretty quickly he was speaking on behalf of himself and he was a little opinion we found out he was actually a delegate or some he was actually officially involved with the state democratic yeah ties to clinton he was a clinton staffer yeah the support of antifa this like open support of it is very confusing it's like do you know this you got like professors hitting people in the head with bike locks like this is not it sounds absurd but it's true it's not a wise group this is not this is not a smartly organized refutal of you know some crazy power structure these are this is chaos right and to your question earlier yeah I do think they were I think they prey on losers of society
to become part of I mean they were so quick to welcome me in because they they need the numbers and they're willing to accept anybody there was no filtration system I gotta say that if that was a real faction of antifa that's the saddest fucking faction that they have it doesn't matter a couple of AKs and you're as bad as anybody tell him later that so honeybee got arrested for tasing a guy tasing a guy the same case tase somebody who'd she tase no the guy sucker punched a different guy something happened there was a dust up but she used a taser are you misgendered no no no no god I would never do that sorry it's very confusing I would never no honeybee was actually there it's not my character honeybee was a late socialist got arrested for tasing a dude and then after jail was texting you remember that yeah she wanted her knife back oh my god did she know because I texted them a picture because I texted them a picture of me
sitting next to Shapiro full get up flipping them the bird you texted them a picture yeah in the encryption app oh my god I should have brought the phone I should have brought the whole phone oh my god you bastard give me the knife back I'm gonna go to the cops we were like you bastard give me the knife back I was giving thumbs up oh my god that's hilarious and we told them when it was going up on YouTube keep an eye out tomorrow at 6 o'clock on YouTube so she gets arrested for tasing somebody yeah and then what happens now no heat for her for all this video of her saying she's got a handgun we don't know I mean can we say now I was in a lot of phone calls with the FBI I was on the premise with the FBI and they knew that my footage was not terribly surprising to any of them because they were already on their radar but they did ask how you got in the cryptic app they did they were picking my brain for how they function
because they are organized to a certain extent I mean if they're as organized as the Berkeley faction or as any other faction that's caused trouble who knows but to some level they are and that's where the FBI used us to kind of help them what's what we were talking about earlier that my take on it is that if you're trying to suppress people that hardcore and it's just a guy who's talking and that guy turns out to be Ben Shapiro and you're calling him a Nazi like do you see the most dangerous man do you see the yarmulke on his head yeah Ben Shapiro's a Nazi are you out of your mind like this is you're so far gone that you're like with every single one of these things it diminishes the credibility of this this whole movement like the whole thing just seems preposterous like you're calling everybody a Nazi even a Jewish guy with a yarmulke on he's a Nazi because he's a white supremacist how the fuck is he a white
you listen to what he's saying he's not a white supremacist he's a conservative and if you don't think that he's correct go debate him well it's probably because racist wasn't good enough calling him a bigot wasn't good enough they just escalate to okay well not to get your attention and it escalates that way yeah it's like what happened to Jordan Peterson with that woman who had recorded the conversation between the professors that were chastising her for showing just showing a clip of Jordan Peterson discussing gender pronouns the professors equated her or equated him to Hitler they literally equated Jordan Peterson to Hitler and Milo Yiannopoulos which is a big spectrum Milo Yiannopoulos Hitler well not only that Milo Yiannopoulos Ben Shapiro there are no two people who hated each other more yeah you know what I mean and they're just like alt-righters Milo Yiannopoulos and Ben Shapiro I'm like do you realize
how much they despise each other 2016 Ben Shapiro was the number one recipient of anti-semitic hate online number one doesn't surprise me I mean that's how crazy it is to call him a Nazi I mean he's super Jewish too I mean he's as Jewish as it gets he's as Jewish as it gets I don't even like I don't even send him texts if we're getting near Saturday I'm serious he's like you know they do the shaving thing where you can use an electric trimmer on one port and a straight razor I'm like okay he's so logical in every other way like he's so hardcore with that it's so strange I'd love to talk to him about that about his Jewishness yeah just so hardcore with it Jewosity Jewosity Jewosity is that the I don't know but you know Ben and I have been friends for a long long time and I think even when I was on the show I was like you know listen I've never planned to be a debater it just kind of was thrust upon me
sometimes with people on the show I think I'm a marginally intelligent person Ben Shapiro is brilliant it just kind of took a while for people to find him I think on the show I was like yeah Ben is the kind of guy if you want to talk about this and really have someone who goes in the lion's den and he just doesn't care he just does not care he's not afraid of any he wasn't afraid of Milo during that time when listen you have to take into consideration Ben Shapiro during this time right Ben Shapiro leaves Breitbart they're smearing his name he doesn't like you know Steve Bannon this is well known Breitbart is really powerful Steve Bannon is getting cozy with Donald Trump Ben Shapiro can't stand Donald Trump Milo Yiannopoulos is the most popular right wing sort of commentator and he's going after Ben like there was a period where I'm sure it was pretty rough for him and he still stuck to his guns you've got to respect that
with a guy no and I like him he's a very nice guy I had him on the show had a great time talking to him I think he's a very nice guy very smart guy yeah I feel like there's something happening right now culturally there's so many people that are freaking out because Donald Trump is the president that everything is ramped up and no one can be left wing enough and I think this is probably one of the reasons why someone would justify having an article like that pedophile thing on salon.com and why people just it seems to be that like you can't be progressive enough like everything is getting so over the top and so ridiculous that people are calling other progressives out for not being progressive enough and it's they're eating their own the pussy hat thing have you heard about that? yes yes the transgender community is very upset that you are if you are a white woman wearing a pussy hat you are mocking people that are women
that don't have pussies specifically black women because they're not always pink yes and black women because the black women's well I mean like maybe you've seen a couple but don't say always because that that is just wrong internally yeah you don't know who knows okay I'll give you that you're just taking guesses I spoke out of time some of them are dark but the point is like that's how crazy the left wing has gotten like that wearing a pink pussy hat is offensive because it's it's offensive to people who are women who have penises yeah literally that's what they said and people of color who also don't have pink pussies like fuck you like pink is obviously a universal color for women you're wearing a hat it's got cat ears get it get it it's not a vagina you fuck it's not like you have a goddamn vagina on your head it kind of is some people did some people did there's a lot so yeah they had some serious vaginas we actually
§16文字稿 · 109:09 起
we just didn't have the budget because Lansing was really they were actually I think it was Lansing Michigan one of the places had like a ban and a pussy hat so we just wanted to show up with 50 wait a minute what yeah there was one I don't want to speak I don't know if it was Lansing some place had a ban some place was like we just actively discourage it and we just wanted to show up with 50 guys who were like hardcore feminists well I'm against that I'm against that and now I'm on their side we just wanted to show up with 50 people in pussy hats and be like what we didn't know but wait a minute but why but it's a cat you made all the poor socialists pay for new hats they just bought them last year right and these hats are just cat hats it's not like a vagina it's a cat well it's a double entendre it is but you can't have a double entendre publicly you can't explain that to your kid what's going on there dad oh little fella that's uh
they like cats that's it how hard is that but why is he screaming you can't touch my pussy eat your puberty blockers and shut up yeah it's crazy I mean I remember when that happened it was right after the women's march and you and I were talking about it and we were kind of talking at that point we were sort of analyzing the idea of pussy hat economics and the wage gap and we were talking about this and why that wasn't necessarily true now we're so beyond that I just go look they're mad at their own hats you know what I mean and that's that's a joke for the night of the show that's it that really is it they're so crazy left wing progressive over the top attacking each other that you can't wear a pussy hat anymore but who defends it is my point like let's say like Anna Kasperian or Cenk or whoever I'm just using them as an example it would behoove them to go on air and say this is really this is why the left loses right
because now you're upset about the pussy hats and we made it like instead they go along with it yeah no one is going we really should have caught that earlier you know they got a point they got a point yeah we should have caught I understand that you know people who are it's just like it's a it's a cat vagina but it's you can't make fun of anything I mean they're in this weird position where if it's a left wing thing you can't make fun of it even if it's like obviously ridiculous you just ignore it ignore it and avoid it because to mock it would be to attack your own team and that's what it feels like to me doesn't it feel this is just this is totally just me kind of asking throwing this to the room maybe to YouTube if you're in the band questions I'm just asking questions black lives matter antifa the pussy it's kind of all disappeared a little bit if you think about it think about the news they're really not very active it's been like
a couple of months you think of how exponentially volatile everything was right doesn't it seem like it's kind of faded I think it's faded because it's proof that it's not this huge grass root movement I think they ran out of budget I think they spent it all well that was I hate to say it but we were talking about the Women's March and it was like at that point they were saying the biggest march of all time I said watch watch watch the next one the next one we went to Denton, Texas you couldn't find 40 people because they were paid to show up it's like the SEA the Fight for 15 they are these leftist organizations Denton, Texas and LA was giant no no the Women's March was huge everywhere but the point is they did a follow up march and there was no one when you don't pay people to show up and you're not knitting the hats and giving them out no one shows up but where though? in Denton, Texas no everywhere but in LA they weren't paying people
oh yeah oh come on oh absolutely absolutely you think they were paying was something like 900,000 people 500,000 people downtown there were a lot of people give them a dollar and have them spend all day I think what's a half a million dollar budget everyone who works for a leftist think tank everyone who works for a leftist non-profit everyone who works for the SEIU or is a part of the union this now becomes a part of your job description to show up in solidarity and support them it's the same reason they support Antifa even though it's silly and they support Black Lives Matter I don't think you're right about that I think there's a lot of people that love to march they love some sort of a cause they think they're doing the right thing they think they're out there protesting they get excited about it it's on a Saturday I don't think any of these people are getting paid these people are excited about it they're out there
they're chanting and cheering and this is what they they want to stand proud and be solidified and two weeks later none of them show up what do you mean? there were many women's marches after that the follow up nothing like you look at the tea party when it started you only have to do one you don't have to keep going all of them well of course this is January 20th that's 10 days ago oh this is the recent one yeah this is giant this is big but it's like every they do it once a year they can gather their troops I think you're crazy no I don't think they pay people we signed up for the Fight for 15 what's that? the SEIU we're on all the mailing lists so we're on all the mailing lists as to where these things meet and when Fight for 15 what does that mean? yeah hashtag Fight for 15 what does that mean? that's the Fight for 15 minimum wage? minimum wage oh yeah that's all the union sponsored minimum wage thing
same thing with the women's marches remember when we showed up and we asked them the ones outside of the big the only people who were there were paid paid speakers okay well that's different okay that's a different march but I think the women's march is pretty legit I think these people are doing it because they don't like having this guy in power they wanted a woman there's two things going on one they wanted a woman to be president they thought a woman was going to be president and then it was snatched from them snatched snatched snatched away start selling a hat trademark that and then you know he's just a fucking crazy guy like Donald Trump's a crazy guy but he's going to be a crazy guy the next month when you're doing another march or protest but no one shows up they think somehow or another that it's going to have an impact it doesn't it does culturally like people are aware of it but it doesn't have any impact on him
I don't think Muslims even know what they want do you see what he said? no know what they want to impact on find his tweet because it was god damn hilarious about the women's march? about what a wonderful day it is for you to be out there marching those are the moments where I think maybe he is self aware well he is but the point is you look at pro-life marches he thinks hundreds of thousands all the time all the time here it is Trump tweets in support of women's march that's also protesting him go to the tweet what was it? I'm trying to remember here's his tweet beautiful weather all over the great country that's a good impression go ahead get out there how to celebrate the historic milestones and unprecedented economic success and wealth creation that has taken place over the last 12 months lowest female unemployment in 18 years come on that's fucking funny man I don't give a shit what you say 209,000
I don't care if you're a supporter if you're a person who appreciates comedy that's fucking strong trolling right there you know how many trolley what's her name? trolley puff what's her name? trolley puff you know how many of them were sitting in front of the computer just fucking screaming how many holes got punched into laptops people are angry at that that's hilarious well we went to the think about the march or the protests we went to in Grand Rapids the socialist march we infiltrated yeah that was really marketed as being really big could you imagine the balls? but to your point that they were they were pissed off that these students who were like a lot of people just there for the movement were pissed off that the union people didn't show up and they're supposed to come in the busloads the union workers they didn't show up the only people who showed up were the people paid by the organization and that's one thing we found
§17文字稿 · 116:05 起
so like the Utah Antifa and the reason we say this is every time we show up we found it actually from a leftist activist group it's about what did we average a twelfth of the people who say they're interested in going oh yeah something like a twelfth like Reg came up with a number they like Facebook they don't really like to show up yeah if 120 people say attending it'll be like eight and it's consistent to the point where we have to determine what events we go to or what is funny enough to cover because even if it'll say a few thousand people are going to a march inevitably it's far far less you have to run through the bullshit algorithms yeah we've had so many where you should does this depend on where you're talking about like if you're in Lansing Michigan maybe but if you're in LA these marches are giant well you're in LA no but there are some but for everyone that you see that the media says okay we're gonna
you know this is all hands on deck there are 40 no one shows up you know we had that even in New York City with the fight for 15 that makes sense though I mean how many times can you get people to march well not even march show up for any protest right you know how many times you can get people to protest I mean you can only get a few of those out of a person in a year I disagree you think people are just down to do it all the time the tea party thing was hundreds of thousands like every other month like clockwork and then they won an election that's different though the Hawaii J20 group oh yeah the Hawaii that was another thing we got kicked out of the Hawaii J20 group J20 J20 J20 I don't know it was an undercover thing we got kicked out not much Hawaii J20 was it J20 it's called J20 I don't know why I don't know what's it about what was it about socialist immigration it resists Trump movement and hashtags do you imagine the balls
it takes to beat Trump you got literally a million people out there protesting and you make a tweet like that it's pretty funny it's pretty funny it's fucking balls oh yeah you gotta give him that you gotta give him that he's gotta set on him whether you agree with him or not just take that away take all that side away and just look at what he just did there and you gotta wonder like if Churchill had Twitter oh yeah you know oh yeah would it be this is it just that he has the tools now oh yeah oh yeah well this is unprecedented there's never been I mean not only that like he's got a style like sad like this style of saying things and then writing sad and then attacking people like who the fuck has ever been the president and has personally attacked Lion Ted Crooked Hillary yeah I mean he's what does he call Sloppy Steve Bannon is that what he calls him now yeah he calls him Sloppy Steve same as political people either
I mean just a couple days ago he went after somebody some rapper or something Jay Z Jay Z was talking about he goes Jay Z apparently doesn't understand that the lowest unemployment rate for blacks ever is going on right now because that really affects Jay Z a lot he knows a lot of poor black people why hasn't he responded to Eminem he responds if they're Jay Z but not Eminem Eminem's too vicious and he's white I think he's that was the worst that's another moment where I think he might be seen in my life self aware enough that was like so prefab when people were like oh man you just got burned we actually did a sketch with Owen Benjamin doing the Eminem thing it was like a Jewish executive writing his stuff like it's gonna kill kid call the president a bitch yeah I felt like it could have been better but it pissed Eminem off more that he didn't respond right which is another moment you gotta think maybe he's self aware
maybe he knows what's because he said he had the next lights maybe are on he was like Macaulay Culkin when the criminals were coming to his house he was like if Donald Trump responds I'll be ready and Donald Trump was like okay yeah good luck that was it I don't care and you know Eminem had like already had his next cipher written like come on yeah I don't know like the pauses and everything were fake it's like you know hold up wait a minute you know like oh come on it's like a comic who like I'm gonna take suggestions from the audience oh it's uh McDonald's and you're a nerd like it's like well you know you've done this act 50 times yeah it was like I say in the back when you don't mic the audience you ever watch one of those you're like that doesn't work there's a big long pause but this was intentional he had time to post production my favorite part was how he's got a bunch of black people sitting around watching him yeah
that's my favorite part I know they're all sitting around watching and he's he's doing all the talking like and he's not buddies with all of them he wants you to think that they came straight out of central casting you think some of them I think some of them were they paid by the same people that paid the women to march yeah I think they were paid by the SEIU Soros I'm not fine for 15 I'm sitting through a shitty cipher okay it's one of the best moments ever when Alex Jones got high on the podcast and then it came up during his divorce hearing he goes I only smoke marijuana once a year to find out if George Soros is making it stronger they're doing something to the weed I gotta test it for potency Soros imagine Soros sitting there in his fucking castle somewhere jack up the potency in the weed he makes more THC that is funny these kids aren't getting high enough did he actually say that call Murdoch tell him checkmate he not only said that
he couldn't remember his kids teachers names so he said well I had a big bowl of chili today I can't remember he said I have a big bowl of chili I can't remember has he been on the show since then no it's too much of a liability with the court proceedings I'd have him on I just wonder for him if his layers are like be careful he just hasn't been in LA he asked me to do his show in Austin and I'm sorry Alex I couldn't do it I was in and out I was in like two hours before my shows I had two shows that night and I had to fly out 7am in the next day well he's a very hospitable guy he's aggressively hospitable because he's trying to get us he left me in voicemail when we were all in and we were like hey Jared come on come on don't be a pussy just right down the street come on Jantifa was just chasing us around they were like if you find this guy punch him and let us know we had people snapping pictures of us and so we gotta go
this is when we did we were undercover at South by Southwest and we get a voice and I'm like I just don't understand why we have studios here and we can protect you and we're just like you don't understand we are halfway to Waco we're out of town he's like tell God or not be a pussy he was really trying to be very hospitable but we were just trying to get out of town I got more hate from that episode too but also I was like look don't you see why I love him like you see him when he's drunk and stoned and we're having a great time he's talking about interdimensional child molesters he was crazy that's great television he's crazy that's great television like Alex Jones is a fun guy and look I don't believe everything he believes I mean he believed Sandy Hook was fake yeah that's a rough one it's a rough one I think he's dropped that since then and he tries to come up with some caveats or something like that or some things
when we're not shown that we're real or new evidence has come to mind yeah I don't know what the fuck that was all about I've heard that one from a few careless people I'm like man you can't say that well then there was the Vegas thing was a conspiracy that's a lot of people think that one that's a weird one but here's where nothing's come up since then that is weird here's the Vegas one here's what's weird about the Vegas one it seems like there's differing opinions on timelines there's differing stories rather on timelines there's possibility that someone may have aided him right there's and he the guy was a fucking evil cunt he covered his tracks I mean it's almost like he wanted people to go crazy search warrant document shows second person of interest after Las Vegas what was this that's in the last couple of hours really unsealed documents and a guy's name Douglas Haig or something popped up okay well there you go that's interesting
§18文字稿 · 123:11 起
so that makes sense but that Las Vegas review I mean who else is reporting this it makes me everywhere everywhere is it everywhere okay yeah so I I would imagine that what's going on is there's probably somebody that helped him get the guns and helped him move them up into the room or something along that there's a lot of sense yeah no I mean there were people saying like the bodies were fake you know that kind of stuff they're out of their mind I know somebody who got shot there yeah I know somebody who got shot there one of the girls who was a ring card girl was there while it happened and she escaped narrowly with her life while people were dropping right in front of her as she was running her name's Ashley as she was running people were getting shot right in front of her Dan Bilzerian was there Dan told me he saw a lady's head get blown up that's right he did he said a lady's head exploded right in front of him yeah that's where
let's say there's a conspiracy right let's say okay there's let's say this is a second person helped him let's even say there's a second shooter could have been could have been it doesn't undo the horror it doesn't mean there was some conspiracy necessarily to cover up a second shooter maybe there's new information that's come to light and there's often a grain of truth sometimes and then people go therefore ba da da da da da da da da and right someone was trying to tell me what they reported shooters at all these other casinos but then the news never covered I go no you don't understand when there's 50 people that get murdered by a guy who's shooting out of a fucking Mandalay Bay window you're gonna have chaos and when you have chaos people run into casinos there's a shooter there's a shooter they'll run into circus circus they'll run into MGM they'll scream there's a shooter people get on the phone they call they call security
there's a shooter at the MGM it doesn't mean there's a shooter at the MGM it means there's chaos and you get a lot of bad information it's a lot of echo I'm sure too so in the middle of chaos you don't know where it's coming from reflections and lights and echo one of the girls that was at the UFC she got her leg blown out because someone got shot and killed right in front of her and the guy fell on her leg and it blew her ACL out one of the fighters from the UFC no no no one of the girls who was at the event and then Dana White got a bunch of people that got shot and everything and Dana White's the best and he brought these people to the event and you know it's like we did an event that week man I did a comedy show that week I did a comedy show at the Mirage that Friday I donated all the money to the Vegas Victims Fund but it was just like it was weird the whole thing was weird yeah that is and it is weird too that you know
it's like okay country music festival yeah exactly those are right wing people I mean so I'm not saying this is a left wing extremist but it is weird that we didn't really hear a whole lot after that this guy didn't give a fuck who he was killing he wasn't trying to kill country music people he did this at other music events too where he showed up and scanned it and got hotel rooms and overlooked the exact same sort of a scenario he was plotting this he just wanted to kill a bunch of people and then kill himself he said and by the way here's another guy that was on some sort of psych medication and this is a constant in these mass shooters and this is one of the things that gets ignored and it should be fucking front and center in everybody's mind they should be thinking what are we doing to people by giving them these pills what the fuck are we doing what was he on though wasn't it just like Xanax or something
he was on anti-anxiety medication which has by the way it's the same kind of shit that Chris Cornell was on when he hung himself that anti-anxiety medication is no joke and who knows what kind of a weird adverse reaction you're going to have to that stuff oh yeah people react they do the genetic testing now and I've done that for I don't know if you've done that like now they do it as a consumer thing 23 and me I think right but actually my doctor actually did genetic testing where we did it in the office to check you know for predispositions towards diseases and also you can check to see which medications you might have negative interactions with and they found out for me there were certain painkillers that would be really bad that I wouldn't process super effectively and then some that would work same thing as far as even like I think it was Celebrex would have been worse for me to take than Advil so things like that
like this actually works better with your body chemistry and then when you get to psychotropic medication I mean think about it like I had negative interactions with a list of whatever antidepressants were on there like do not take there was a green green column yellow column red column and most people don't know and it's not entirely accurate but they're saying that it's increasing the efficacy of medication by like 50% using this as a guideline that's fascinating yeah and you know and by the way that guy's whole family is fucking crazy that guy's dad was a serial bank robber the guy's brother got busted for child pornography that's what Whitney Cummings brought up the other day she thought it was the shooter it was actually his brother I remember it after the fact they found some on his computer too apparently did they damn the whole family's fucking kids the shooter child pornography yeah one of the laptops that was in the room
one of the five laptops had apparently maybe he borrowed it from his brother that's his excuse yeah guarantee that's what he told the cops right before he shot himself well apparently someone fired a gun in the room besides him too who fuck knows well that was all in the room service bill that was something that there was a lot there were a lot of conspiracies and that's like an example where I think people said no one had been to the room for a long time and then there was a room service bill that said someone had been to the room room service and then it looked like I think by the amount of food that there were possibly two people in the room I'm like I've known fat people who go to the drive-thru and order two diet cokes because it makes them feel less guilty check to see how much I eat your room service bill dude I go I'll go to the gym and then I'll order room service and people are like how many people I'm like one
they're like are you sure I'm like bring it up bitch I order two entrees all the time yeah well because usually yeah especially too if you're getting like you want two times the meat or you want two times the meat yeah if I'm lifting I fucking get hungry man I just go crazy Mark Ripitoe ordering double meat that one time we went out with him oh my gosh he was just an animal but yeah double meat double meat just double the meat it's like we don't do that like figure it out yeah he's a strength trainer and he's also a scientist and he wrote starting strengths and he just we were somewhere and he just asked the server yeah you want to double the brisket he goes please double the meat she goes well so you want you want a dollar more you want two dollars more he's figure it out that's not a good thing to say to someone who's handling your food no probably not figure this out bitch but the room service bill
that was something where I read it and I was going oh that's curious right the room service bill that's my point is what's the kernel of truth of some of these conspiracies but people they go hold on a second the room service bill has two tuna fish sandwiches and one steak tartare therefore the Jews you know it's like well hold on a second you're making a huge leap and it makes it hard like there's a plus side to new media which we talk about this all the time we feel a lot of responsibility especially being more of an entertainment show where it's great because you can do this show and you don't have the same kind of time constraints and you can talk about things authentically as long as you know for the YouTube stuff they allow us to but on the flip side is anyone can get information out there and there are people willing to capitalize on that and proactively lie right and so like I get it that's a problem
§19文字稿 · 129:50 起
but the solution is not to have a bunch of people in Silicon Valley determining what's right what's right well I mean it's just like those flat earth fucks you can make a video on anything I mean if you want to make a video and if it's compelling the same flat earth guy he's got a video on dinosaurs not being real nuclear bombs being fake satellites being fake really jiu-jitsu doesn't work wing chung is the shit well right yeah fucking mine this guy and people people ignore that they ignore that and just like yeah yeah yeah but this flat earth thing is pretty compelling man gotta look into it yeah yeah no but Akito I wouldn't be there yeah if you came at me I would not be there I'd sidestep you oh my god yeah that's one of my favorite things to do is watch those on YouTube oh I post those on Instagram left and right yeah the hashtag if you just look hashtag legit as fuck that's my hashtag I put up with all fake martial arts videos
I'm like I don't know how many of them I posted just throw an Illuminati frame somewhere in there and you're set I'm not gonna stop posting them man because now when you repost them my fucking Instagram is getting flagged like people are claiming them you know the martial arts video yeah even if they didn't make them they can claim them and say it's theirs and they can get it taken down from Facebook or Instagram I'm taking it down for a few bucks the problem is they didn't necessarily film them but if they say it's theirs you have to prove it's not theirs there's a lot of squirrely people out there when it comes to videos online especially the people who are flat earth video claimers well one person who tried to argue that with me and you know the whole Mandela effect that's another thing they're into he's like it's it's Baron Steinbears not Berensteinbears like he thought that was gonna convince me I'm going what?
because it was Kazam not Shazam the genie movie with Shaq like that's a big thing for them this is the hill they die on but the same person was a flat earther and said something like okay it's an easy test the earth is spinning right if it's spinning a thousand miles an hour okay you go up in a helicopter don't move go back down if you're in the same place it's a lie you know it and I said hold on a second like I'm not a scientist but I know if I throw a baseball from the back of the bus it's going to the front of the bus because we're starting at the same velocity I mean this is basic physics that you would learn in high school so that's where for me Mount St. Helens doesn't volcano this way well that's what they say too they're like why doesn't it do this they just don't understand science they don't understand physics and they're just and they say things and it's compelling to people there's photos of the fucking glaciers
in Antarctica and they're like look it's the ice wall like they really believe there's an ice wall at the edge of the river it would be cool if there was pretty badass we'll save Donald Trump some money but imagine anybody keeping that secret imagine someone like somebody why well Jamie's got round earth shill t-shirts for sale at youngjamie.com sold out right now oh do you sold out bitch that's the question though why right like we're not scientists and there's a bunch that you could probably someone could come on and talk about the earth's core and talk about the gravitational pull that we'd be like oh wow that's really I didn't know that I feel like an idiot but I can't ask why would anyone want to convince me there's a flat earth yeah or why would anyone want to convince you that it's round when it's actually flat yeah I don't understand big round earth is profiting too much people just love bullshit they get off on it
there's an audience for it yeah 100% but they enjoy it I think they really enjoy bullshit like I think people get excited about things that they can try to uncover I think it's like some human thing like of like like I think they're gonna attack us you know like there's like a secret sort of like not a secret but like a thing in your head about uncovering secrets yeah you know I think it appeals to the contrarians too because they just like to piss people off they like to dig right and a lot of them are just really uneducated I mean super uneducated like they just don't understand basic physics like just a few things the martial arts thing is a good example with that because Nagajita's starting to do starting to do jiu-jitsu and where are you training? that's where we're from actually the guy who does my security is a black belt oh okay and so he's just starting we're gonna come into this studio
do kind of some privates with him this guy's crazy he's a crazy insanely insanely strong dude just one of those guys you look at and you go oh it doesn't matter if I trained my whole life I wouldn't be that strong you know he walked in in high school to a gym Mark Ripto's gym gotta get some of that Buck Angel in no no no no this guy walked in at 16 16 and I found this because it was corroborated by Mark Ripto in Wichita Falls, Texas when he found out this guy's name good old Mark well he just said he said wait are you talking about so and so who was a friend of my totally accidental and he goes that man came into my gym at 16 years old and accidentally snatched 270 pounds Jesus so this guy is anyways but he was a super nice guy he was a super nice guy like church going Christian we always kind of joke about him where he's like you know I know like you can see there's something burning beneath the surface he's like you know
I know it's not I know it's not good but I wanted to kill him like at one point he was doing security at SMU and he was like I could see him walking up to him I'm like no no no hold on stop you can see just that little bit like he would snap but it's always amazing to me that people just deny it and it's like hold on a second show me what are you talking about the flat earth thing Akito show me one video ever in the history of mankind of Akito winning a fight against a mixed martial arts guy or I had someone who believed that Steven Seagal was a legitimate fighter I said okay that's a claim one video ever in the history of Steven Seagal fighting an unwilling you never got more crap than our Bruce our Bruce Lee video oh you shit on Bruce Lee no we didn't I said he was a good theorist and he was one of the early sort of mixed martial arts adopters but the fact is Bruce Lee would get killed by a decent flyweight in the UFC
and people are like how dare you well that's true and also the reality is the martial arts from 1970 versus the martial arts from 2018 there's been more radical change in martial arts the understanding of technique since 1993 to 2018 than there's ever been in the history of martial arts and Bruce Lee was responsible for a big shift from 1970 to the UFC it's very hard to find a single UFC fighter that wasn't a Bruce Lee fan or isn't currently a Bruce Lee fan including me and I think that what he did was introduce this open minded approach to martial arts taking what's useful from boxing from wrestling I mean look he entered the dragon he's doing an arm bar you know he killed somebody he killed Chuck Norris with a guillotine it wasn't the best but I understand what you're saying but he's doing weird stuff he's doing he obviously wasn't a black belt in jujitsu no mean ping pong player well see that's what we talked about and what people got
really mad at is they were saying he would cream anybody like Brock Lesnar and so I said well hold on he's 2 inches shorter and 25 pounds lighter than NotKey Jared and so we had NotKey Jared in the Bruce Lee pants and people were furious like he's 25 pounds heavier and 2 inches taller that's an idea as to how small of a man this is it's just not dealing it doesn't mean that he didn't write a good Tao didn't write a good book the book's great but it's also plagiarized he took passages in full without any accreditation at all and took and I don't want to say in a bad way because I think what he was trying to do was just like his whole style he just took big chunks of books on boxing and other different martial arts and took verbatim passages from that maybe plagiarizing is not the right word because what he did was like a collection of martial arts technique and so one of the things he did see if you could find that
§20文字稿 · 136:56 起
he just forgot the hat tip yeah he just forgot the hat tip well I mean he was he wasn't an author you know what he was was a martial artist and he was collecting different you know writings on different styles see Bruce Lee the Tao T-A-O of Jeet Kune Do plagiarized passages and again I'm a giant Bruce Lee fan I'm not shitting on him but I think it's also very important I own the Tao of Jeet Kune Do I think it's very important that he did collect these important works on different martial arts and he was the first dude when I first started out doing martial arts when I was doing Taekwondo you had to just do Taekwondo when I branched out and started doing Muay Thai and started kickboxing they were very against it a lot of the traditionalists were very against it very against trying out other techniques they just didn't they just didn't think it was necessary and I was like that is crazy I've sparred with these guys
getting kicked in the legs is fucking awful I'm gonna learn how to do this I'm not gonna not learn this somebody kicked my leg once I was like oh okay we got a new thing here gotta change this I'm like I gotta learn that same thing with Jiu Jitsu as soon as I did Jiu Jitsu I was like I know how to fight I got fucking raped I mean literally like ragdolled by some guy who was exactly the same size as me like oh okay now I gotta learn this because there's no fucking way I can go through life thinking I know how to fight while this guy's out there that guy was a purple belt too he wasn't even like a you know he wasn't bigger than me he was like close to my age he killed me and then even I mean you're a black belt you're accomplished and then you roll with someone like I rolled with I'm fortunate enough to have rolled with some good guys because I travel and you'll be like oh okay here's a black belt this guy's kicking my ass
and then I rolled with the worst I've ever had in my life nice guy so please don't mistake this was Lucas Leche he was not flow like I've rolled with Marcelo Garcia we've had Bouchesha come in Gabriel Vela Cyborg like all these different seminars nice guys but Lucas Leche I think was just like if you're a bigger guy and you go and you roll with him and he actually accidentally he just he did a collar pull it was so hard I put my hand out to post and I popped my shoulder out of the socket oh Jesus in the first 10 seconds and so then he gets my back and I was like able but you can see and the tape I don't know if I still have it I'm doing this trying to pop my shoulder back in and it was so fast and I was like oh so that's what that's like because Marcelo was so nice he was like you can give more pressure more pressure you never want to hurt the black guy even though there's no chance I mean you could hurt him
but you're not going to beat him but you don't want to go aggro on him yeah because these guys people want to take their head off you know what I mean and so you don't want to be that but Leche was just super nice but popped my shoulder out in 12 seconds just posting there's a lot of guys that are like that they roll hard or they don't roll at all you know I don't even know that it was hard I think it was so swift from you know the timer went off and it was the basic he was sitting and he just grabbed the collar and just boom just like a just pulled that's it and I guess you're kind of expecting maybe he'll go to Oriando maybe he'll go to Lake Dragon no boom old school collar yank and I just posted and felt it did you find anything on Bruce Lee? I started looking it up it's a bunch of like forum posts and whatnot I found one blog post that has like the annotated thing and it sort of shows a quote from it and then says
where the quote was from oh okay yeah it's not like the best alright well I hope I'm not wrong because this is what somebody who I know and respect very well told me and then I remember reading it somewhere but again it doesn't take anything away from how I feel about Bruce Lee I think he's very important in the history of martial arts maybe one of the most important figures ever outside of Hoist Gracie and Elio Gracie it's one thing where the truth is enough and you wonder why people feel like the truth isn't enough about Bruce like you don't even embellish it like the truth was hero worship yeah that being said it was a slightly racist caricature of you as Bruce Lee in hindsight I can see how people might take it wrong did you put tape on your eyes no we did do that once though because we did him doing the Mickey Rooney breakfast at Tiffany's and so people were like this is so racist we're like he's literally just doing
Mickey Rooney breakfast at Tiffany's what do you think Mickey Rooney's a white guy what the fuck's wrong with you you never saw that though oh I have seen it oh my god it's so racist it's hilarious though yeah well how about when they used to have the guy play Charlie Chan he was the whitest motherfucker that's ever lived and he's playing like a 6 foot 3 white guy playing a Chinese detective and like they wouldn't let Chinese people act back then like if you were in a major role like the star of a movie you had to be a white guy have you seen the new Spider-Man though yeah no you kind of wonder if that's something we should I hate to I mean you say can you ask questions can we address the elephant in the room what it's pretty clear that often Asians are not the best actors oh you son of a bitch come on son of a bitch I don't care I'll stand by it yeah well you never watched any Asia Carreras movies that's why back you know in the 90s
they just said put Dean Cain in there call it a day he's got enough what about Lucy Tai she did some great work he's a porno star oh okay son of a bitch see now I don't know who that's more embarrassing to me or you yeah definitely you because it doesn't bother me at all it's only embarrassing if it embarrasses you have you ever had Dean Cain on the show by the way no no I'd love to have him on oh my god have you ever watched his Princeton highlight he set three like all American records really yeah in football he's only like 511 ton of Princeton records yeah ton of Princeton records I met him once I met him once it's something super smart dude he did something with Joey Diaz he did a series he did those movies like the dog who saves Christmas oh yeah all the Hallmark movies love those fucking movies yeah Joey says he's a great guy super nice guy very smart good looking to the point of being aggravated uncomfortable right
look at that fucking face look at that handsome look at him look at his Princeton highlight if you YouTube Dean Cain highlight of course he's got football he's got an advantage in some of these photos he's probably what being next to Joey he's probably the only guy that played Superman that didn't get like something really wrong happened to him right there was like a Superman curse George Reeves and Christopher Reeves maybe it was the Reeves what was the curse with Brandon Routh just turned out to suck who's that guy he just turned out he stuck me into Brandon Routh when did that happen that was the one with Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor remember that was the reboot no I was gone by then I left the franchise I wasn't paying attention was it Henry Cavill now it's like when you get to the third different Spider-Man I'm out yeah I'm kind of done with superhero films now for a while unless there's something really interesting I'll still go see
anything with the Hulk oh really it's fun it's been a long time it fucking freaks out but now Mark Ruffalo who's like super social justice warrior is the Hulk I can't do it usually I separate the art from the artist but I'm like that's just that Bernie prick I can't do this well he's also he's just like he's also a conspiracy theorist too which is weird he's like a socialist and he's like conspiracy like you know well Mark Ruffalo I don't want to speak out of school but I think he has a brain tumor now I just feel like a jerk he's that true we just laughed at a man with a brain tumor all of us I think Mark Ruffalo has brain cancer we've all got a lot growing up to do Mark I'm sorry I love you this is going as well as your injuries Matt Eisenman I hope this isn't true you know what this is he talks about his this is an article he talks about his brother's murder and his brain tumor oh see there you go he's got a brain tumor you asshole
§21文字稿 · 143:49 起
no not me I didn't know you knew when you started it you knew when you went there anyway Mark Ruffalo opens up about yeah he's got a brain tumor so maybe that's where the conspiracy theories are all coming from what conspiracy theories I don't know I remember him he was somewhere and it was like you know I couldn't tell you I wouldn't want to speak out of turn but I remember being surprised because I knew he was far left and it was like kind of like big brother government I'm like oh that's weird for you to think big brother's watching but want a bigger big brother alright right right yeah that's the problem right they think 9-11 truther oh is that one of it is that one of them oh Mark Marky Mark yeah another one of those things it's like you look at it after the fact and you go look at all these connections like okay maybe maybe just chaos and two guys flew planes or a bunch of guys flew planes into buildings well the problem is
I think they're capitalizing on what we were talking about right which is real no one wanted to cover the Antifa issue no one wants to no one wants to talk about the puberty blockers to kids and this being considered hate speech it's true there is a media cover up of a lot of information certainly I would say instead of a cover up there is a monopoly on informational distribution right that's real that's real and people when you find that out it kind of opens your eyes you're going okay what else don't I know so people take that and then try and capitalize on it with lies which is you didn't know Jay-Z's in the Illuminati 9-11's an inside job and it just goes on because there's there's some truth to it and you but the problem is you want to get people searching but it does truth has to be it's the center people who run your post office orchestrated the biggest terror attack on American soil yes I think there's unquestionably
there was some taking advantage of the events in order to pass policy that wasn't passable before and you could the Patriot Act yeah of course yeah the Patriot Act was drafted long before 9-11 and they pushed it through and then there's there's a lot that I think you could attribute to them taking advantage of this tragedy but the idea that they orchestrated it man that's just it doesn't it doesn't the burden the burden of proof is on them too to say that in my opinion they did you see loose change you know there's a lot of people that believe what I find crazy about that is that you know this crazy corrupt government the 9-11 commission report okay George Bush like a Mark Ruffalo but then you look at the drone strikes with Barack it's like all of a sudden where's code all this goes away there's one that's consistent now I don't hate George Bush I know I'm probably in the minority here I don't think he was a great president
I don't think he's as bad as a lot of people you know Green Day thinks he was I don't think he was a great president but the point is I don't want George Bush to have unfettered power nor Barack Obama nor Donald Trump it's not selective I don't trust any of them yeah Mike Baker who used to be in the CIA told me that those drone strikes are those are designed or rather dictated by lawyers like when what gets passed and what gets passed through it's lawyers lawyers make the final decision yeah I was like really he's like yeah it's lawyers they decide like hey you know how many people are in this building that are friendlies so much of Jews and Asians decide who's living and dying over there wait what what son of a bitch first it was Bruce Lee now it's the Asians and the Jews together well you know they do cooperate statistically speaking boys I gotta end this unfortunately it's a little bit past 12 I gotta get out of here
or a little bit past 4 rather I gotta get out of here but um thank you so much man thank you and listen thanks for these videos you guys do they're funny they're informative and uh I think especially that transgender one that really freaked me out I think a lot of stuff you guys do is very important glad we could help and a lot of it is just ridiculous but keep that up too that's what we do thanks alright not gay Jared on Twitter and uh of course your S. Crowder on Twitter alright bye everybody thanks