Brian Redban

00:05Why were you looking at me so slide, Jamie? You made me nervous. Sure you already. You made me nervous. I was like, what is he doing? Is he pl Are we already live? We're live. So, um, I tweeted something today that somebody tweeted me or I read someone that somebody tweeted, so I quoted it, but it wasn't right. God damn it. close. It was pretty close that Donald Trump will be 70 years old and six days. Seven months and six days. Seven months. 70 year olds. 70 years old. 7 months and six days. Almost 70 year years old. Seven months and seven days when he becomes a president. And he won by 77 electoral votes from seven electors. Wow. Yeah. Happy seventh anniversary of the JRE, too. This is basically it. Yeah. Pretty close tomorrow. Yeah. How crazy is that? That is crazy. It's a lot of sevens. A lot of sevens. Why are you obsessed with sevens? Like, why is your shirt? It came

01:08from the JRE. One time we were talking about how we were in assimilation theory and how everything's made out of ones and zeros. And I said something like, "I'm going to hack it. I'm ready start saying sevens or something." I can't even remember what it was, but it's all from that. So, this is your shirt that has all sevens in it. Yeah, it's all made from sevens. This is a It's just a bunch of different color sevens. Yeah. To make the artwork. And this sweatshirt's the death squad 7-Eleven shirt. Why sevens though? I don't know. It came from the JRE from a long time ago. Out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. I have no idea why. Imagine Imagine if that's proof if like people look back on this and they realize there there really is a simulation. Yeah, you just you you tap into it by make you make things happen with your own brain. I think the older I get, the more crazy I get cuz I believe

01:57it more, you know, like I start feeling like I'm I go crazy sometimes. I don't necessarily think it's crazy. I think it's crazy to think that it's impossible that it's a simulation. It's like think just think about what we're doing, right? Just think about the just just if no one was in this room but us. just for obviously we're doing a podcast, but if no one's in this room other than us, we're looking at each other through our eyeballs. We're thinking about it inside of our brains. We're assuming that we're all operating in the same area. I'm assuming you see what I see. I'm assuming like what I think of as the reality around you is what you have zero evidence other than photos. And again, I'm looking at those photos and my interpretation of those photos. Who knows what you're seeing? I have no idea what you're saying. Then we're dealing with language trying to formulate words

02:49that match your thoughts and they almost never do. Like that's one of the number one problems that people have with politicians, right? We know in some weird way that their words and their thoughts are not in sync. Like we want your words and your thoughts to be in sync, but it's hard to do, man. It's like one of the unspoken things about being a person is how difficult it is to get your thoughts to come out the way you're feeling them with your words. It's very hard to do. You can make something that's so so eloquent and with the right articulate and it would be amazing to read and it's a quote that people might have on their Instagram page for the next decade. But did it really represent what you were thinking or was it just a clever collection of words that strikes an effect? So when people are just talking, not not like reading someone's writing or something, but just talking,

03:47like man, it's hard to get your brain like what's coming out of your brain to be represented by your voice. That alone is way weirder than the fact that this is all fake. That's way weirder than a simulation, right? just communicating, just we totally take for granted. Then the fact that you can do it online. I mean, how many of these dudes have these YouTube channels and gals have these YouTube channels where they have millions of people paying attention to them and it seems like for the most part like Hollywood hasn't even figured it out yet. Like they've dabbled in it. They've given people shows like that Adam Ruins Everything guy, right? He was a YouTube guy. He's so great. He's fantastic. It's a funny show, too. He's really good at it. And he's a gamer. He he twitches all the time and he said he's he's uh I went on a marathon the other day watching it. But

04:36then there's other people that are bad like the guy from yesterday that that was uh thrown off the Delta airline and what happened with that? He uh so he here's what happened and then found out that he's done this before. He go he pretty much goes on airplanes and trolls and he he uh he counts in Arabic like 10 nine 8 seven and does like that and he's done it before. There's videos of him doing it before. So he pretty much just freaks everybody out like why is this guy counting down, you know? It's like if anyone was on an airplane and counting down it would still be weird, you know? Yeah. We need to like for pranks, we need to figure out like what's a prank and what is with people's lives for a short amount of time. Yeah. Cuz the only the only way it like it goes legit is if the people of good nature and at the end they they sign off on a release, right? They they

05:29have to sign off on a release for YouTube videos as well. If there's any money attached to it, I would say yes. But I'm not a lawyer. I wonder. Yeah. I wonder how that works. But when you're scaring the out of people like that on a plane, like you could really with their head. Like, I mean, I know you're a young crazy guy who's fearless, who does those kind of videos, and you think it's funny, but you got to realize there might be like some grandma behind you. There might be a 5-year-old girl. There might be, you know, a a dude who has like some serious tension issues. It's not nice, you know? It's it's not funny enough for for us to accept that. It's like but these boundaries get tested sometimes by you know really in a lot of ways brave performers. It's a brave thing to do. It's not smart. It's not a good thing to do. It's not thoughtful but to it's hard to do that.

06:24It's hard to go on a plane and start counting down from 10 in Arabic and hope that nobody beats you to death before you, you know, you say, "Hey, I'm just around, just a YouTube video." But it's also gross as when you sell it yourself as like, "Oh my god, they they're doing this to me. They're so racist." When you're kind of pro you're trying to get that, you know, you're you're baiting them and you've got proof that you've done it before. Yeah. That's not cool. It's gross. That's just gross. But we're talking about it, so he wins. Yeah. I mean, really, man, it just seems like people want to figure out a way to get in, you know, and uh there's so many people like we were talking about like that Adam Guy or so many other ones that have just a giant segment of the viewing population already. You know, there's a lot of these channels that people have that people are just addicted to like

07:15listening to these people talk about And for you to try to break in and make your own channel, it's uh it's weird, right? It's like there's still people that are doing it in the the network way. There's still shows that are on network television that that work like that that are prank shows and like that. Most of them are fake, luckily, you know, on YouTube and even in real life where they're they're, you know, fake reality, whatever, where they're half real. You see too much these days. Like there's too much coming in. I watched this guy sucker punch a grandma. Oh god. It was a video where this old lady was behind this young dude and she was apparently bothering him and so he turns and they're at their cash register line. He turns and sucker punches her full on in the face. It just knocks her dead and she falls back and no one does anything about it. It's

08:07really weird. The cashier freezes up. The guy behind her who's an old guy freezes up and this no one knows what to do. It's weird. I shouldn't have seen it. It's like, why do I why do I want to know that there's a circumstance where some young guy feels like he could sucker punch some looks like 80year-old lady and I'm not kidding. She's like white-haired and and it doesn't look fake. It's not. That shit's the that bugs me the most. And it's just it's just these kids now, you know, you know, they they have no parents. I saw I saw Bieber the other day. had a horrible incident with Bieber and it was one of the worst things I wish I never saw in my life cuz I used to always kind of like root for him a little, you know, like he seemed like a nice guy, especially after the roast. He seemed like a cool guy, down to earth, but man, how he treated like this old guy and

08:56like how he was treating the staff at this place I was at. It was one of the worst things I ever saw. I had to leave. Normal me would be recording, oh, let's take sell this TMZ or do something crazy like that. It was so gross. I just wanted to get out of there. I deleted all my tweets while cuz I was live tweeting while I was there at the beginning, but then it got so bad that I just deleted all my tweets and I was like then he yelled at me and he's cuz I had this dolphin hat on and he goes, "Hey, you like dolphins, man? You love dolphins, bro?" Like doing like that to me. And I'm just like I go, "Yeah, I like to dolphins, dude." Like I just start yelling at him. Yeah. I I went I went crazy. You got a little You got a little crazy right there. Yeah. Yeah. True story. And you could ask my girlfriend when I like he got quiet after that for like three minutes

09:42and then like the table of guys that he was with were just staring at me. Then when I was walking out, he just screams Olive Garden. True story. I promise you. Okay. And so now I'm like, does he know who I am and that's why he was with me? Did he find out who I was after I yelled at him and he shut up or what? But you're going to have to live with that question. I don't want to ever know the answer to it. You're going to have to that question will haunt you. But the the horrible thing about it was that it it he was really treating people like Like that's super unfortunate to hear. This old guy was staring down like, "Please don't talk to me anymore. Please don't talk to me." Like you could tell he was just Yeah. What is he like 21 or something? I don't know. I didn't even think it was him. We thought it was like 14-year-old kids for like the first half of the time we were

10:30there. We were like, "Wait a second. That tattoo looks familiar." And then I was googling Justin Bieber back of his neck. Don't ever do that. That's gross. And then and then it was the exact same tattoo like wings and like this like weird writing. I was like, "Holy that really is him." How many people, this is a legitimate, honest question, how many people have ever gone through the fire of becoming famous when you're young and come out okay? Has anybody Jodie Foster, right? But I don't know her. She might be crazy as right? She's a really good actress. She's a cutter. Who knows, man? Who knows? She was really famous, really young. Like, how old was Jodie Foster and Taxi Driver? I want to go like super young. I want to go like teenage years. 19. I would say 19. What would you say? Oh, 15. 15. Wow. She played a 12year-old. She was 13 when the movie premiered. Holy Wow.

11:29Holy She played a prostitute at the Tinder. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. I didn't know that. That's true, dude. They made her play a prostitute at 12 years old. You can't What a mind that must be. You can't do that anymore, right? No, you can't do that anymore. Do you remember in that movie Cape Fear? Yeah, that's her, dude. That's insane. You remember in that movie Cape Fear when Robert Dairo had uh what was her name? Juliet Juliet Lewis. Yeah. Suck his fingers. Wasn't that in that movie? I don't know. Was that in that movie? Am I just a freak? Am I just making up? I I have this vague memory of some really weird twisted seduction scene. Yeah. She's sucking his finger. Oh yeah. Yeah. Little crosseyed almost, dude. bangs, dude. How she was supposed to be like 17. She was 17 when he did this. It says, "Oh my god." So that's the Wait, when it says that's what it says. Oh,

12:47Daily Mail. Okay, they wouldn't lie. 17year-old even shared a kiss and a thumb sucking in a scene with Dairo. That's dark, dude. Cuz Dairo had to be like deep in his 40s then. That's weird. 17. That should be illegal. That's a loophole. Yeah, that's a loophole. Just because it's in a movie, like you can't that kid. Like you probably shouldn't have a 17-year-old sucking your thumb. But my point was that like this was a long time ago and we didn't look at things the same way a long time ago as we do today. It's it's more evidence that there's some weird gigantic shift in the way people are recognizing and uh understanding the consequences of things like child abuse, you know, or things like that. Man, that's weird. I saw a creepy guy at the mall the other day looking at the Cub Scout or Boy Scouts. They were wrapping presents. Maybe he just used to be a Boy Scout

13:46himself. Moms for the days when he was limber. I would say the same thing if he wasn't rubbing his dick against the railing. Oh, Brian, are you sure? Yeah. Maybe just barely could stand up. Yeah, he was three stories up and just rubbing his dick left and right on this railing, staring straight down. Did you hear about the security guard at the NFL game the other day? No. Was caught on video jacking off to a cheerleader right in front of him. Oh, Jesus Christ. Watch this video. It's crazy. No, no, no, no, no. See, hands in his pants. I believe it. I've seen too much. I've seen too much. I don't need to see that. I've seen too much. Jesus Christ. Right in the middle of everyone, there's people must be just getting his rocks off in the biggest way possible. I'm a freak. What a security guard. what a world, dude. I wonder if that's real. Yeah, but it's real. So, my

14:38thought was that this um this Bieber kid, you know, I mean, has anybody ever gone Well, I guess people have gone through that and become more friendly, but I had a friend of mine who just worked with another dude who was famous from the time he was young and they they did a television show together and it's just like they they have this he he was like they I think that someone who grows up famous, unless you're like some really cool person who figures it out, they uh have this attitude that everyone's supposed to just like them and and that they're like above everyone else, that they have this idea in their head that it's almost impossible to break if you've known that your whole life. Your whole life from the time you're little, everybody's treating you like you're super special without you really having to earn it so much. I guess you kind of earn it with your

15:26talent, you know? Absolutely. He's very talented. Well, how about like Ricky Schroeder, you know, who's my friend who was famous when he was really, really, really young. Silver Spoons. Yeah. Riding a train. Had an arcade game in his house, dude. He was in that movie The Champ. I watched that when I was a little kid. It made me cry. That was a harsh movie. He was good, man. Like anybody that gets famous that young has a crazy challenge in front of them for like figuring out life. I couldn't imagine that. Bieber kid's been famous since he was like what 12 or something. Yeah. And to be honest, he was 21-year-old drunk. Like Yeah. Blackout drunkie. He was that drunk. Yeah. He was that drunk. Well, think about how up you get. Oh yeah. when you're 42 and imagine I've never but I've never been like almost like a bully like he was yelling he was yelling at people instead

16:24of and like don't leave me alone and them being a dick. He was actually looking and yelling and pointing out people and talking about the restaurant and Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, all those things. Alcohol, that's a big factor for sure. Being a boy. Yeah. You know, there's the thing about being dudes. Being a dude is a lot like having car a car that's just like a little too fast for the road. Like you're always pushing it. Like that's that's what being a dude is, you know? Especially guys growing up around a bunch of other guys. They're all competing, wrestling and outdoing each other. Like, it becomes it's they feed off of each other. People, you know, people feed off each other. And men don't have enough outlets for natural male behavior. You're just told you shouldn't think like that. You shouldn't be like that. You know, you should be more aware. You should be more

17:14kind. That's all nice and you're right, 100%. But you got to deal with the biology of your body. Your body wants to smash and things. It's what it's built for. And so if you don't feed it, if you don't give it some sort of exertion, it's going to play tricks on you. It's going to overramp stressful situations. It's going to make you more upset at things more easy. It's going to make you more prone to getting pissed off in traffic. All those things like that has to be addressed. Like people have to figure that out. You can't just ask boys to just be be better. Just, you know, you got to give them like some sort of biological tools. And this this I obviously I wasn't there, you know, and if I was there, I probably would have had probably the same problems with it that you did, but I can't imagine being that kid. I can't imagine being what that girl, what's her name? Um,

18:09Lindsay Lohan. She makes me sad. Every time I see her, she makes me sad. I see those pictures, I'm like, this poor kid is swimming in space with no connector. It's just like she's gone. and she's a part of this giant machine of movies and TV and publicity and fame and covers of magazines and and she was a baby. A baby when she got into it. She didn't know and that that formed her whole life and people like, "Oh, boohoo. Poor her with all her money." Listen to me. That money doesn't mean if you're crazy and you're smoking crack. It doesn't mean It doesn't mean anything. Your life is hell. Yeah. You don't have to worry about food. Okay, so your life is hell and you don't have to worry about food. It's one notch better than your life is hell and you're starving to death, but it's still your life is hell. Paris Hilton's holding it together. She kind of pulled away from fame, which

19:03might have been like a really smart thing to do. She might have like felt the repercussions of all that hate because nobody puts themselves out there in a position more so than someone who becomes a reality star, you know? Because when you become a reality star, you're sort of admitting that you don't do anything, right? If you're just a reality star, you you don't do anything. You're not singing. You're not reading books that you wrote. You're not like doing public readings of a book. You're not doing you're just being a person. Everybody can be a person, man. It's It's one thing if you have a reality show reality show about Kanye West. Well, that's kind of interesting cuz who the gets to be Kanye West? Only Kanye West. So, if it was them following Kanye around, it would make more sense. But it's not. It's them just living their life. It's genius in a lot of ways because they figured

19:59out by just kind of like being outrageously extravagant and opulent with their money and uh by, you know, constantly mixing in drama, they've been able to stay on TV for like 11 years. It's it's genius. And in a lot of ways, look, it ain't any worse than a lot of the shitty shows that are on TV today. There's some terrible ass shows on TV. Why is that worse? Because it's it's terrible and no one wrote it. Like, is that what it is? Is that the problem that it's worse? Because no, if if you made this up and it was terrible, it'd be all right. Like, is why is it okay? You There's the equal level of terrible all over television that nobody cares about. But we care because it's just a bunch of people living their life and we can all do that. You know, if you had the kind of money, come on. If young Jamie hit the lotto and all of a sudden got a 500 foot yacht

20:50and started balling hard Dan Bilzerian style all over Instagram, all the Jordans and following you with a a camera, they could absolutely make a reality show about that. 100% absolutely. It could be young Jamie freaking out complete too way too much not knowing what to do and we have to pull him aside and go dude you got to calm down somebody should hit me up but you know what I'm saying I mean all you have to do is create a circumstance create a circum if you're just a regular person you know I mean that's all they are they're just regular people they're not um it's not like they're working for the cir to sole and they have this uh insane physical stuff that they have to do and they're working on a concept Like, wow, this is fascinating. I've never never thought of how they prepare for this, but yeah, you'd imagine it'd be pretty rigorous. Nope. Nope. Nope. Regular going shopping.

21:43Eating salads. Like, oh my god. And I told him like, what? The the way to get around that is like to make a charity or something, you know, a charity like the Nicole Richie charity of small animals. Fight for the forgotten. There's something up on my Instagram page right now. I wanted to mention this because it's going on to the end of December. There's a a very cool company that uh makes Epsom salts. If you go to um fight for the forgotten uh oh actually water forge water for uh.org rather uh and then forfight for theforgotten boy that was a marble mouth delivery. So I'll say that again. water for the number4. So waterthe4.org or that's the organization that Justin Ren, our friend, works with and Justin is building um wells in the Congo. He's beautiful person. But anyway, they've raised a ton of money so far and it's going to provide clean water to a lot of people. Um

22:46waterfor.orgfightforthegotten is a a really 100% beautiful story. That guy's an amazing person and what he's done I think is just it's so selfless and loving and inspiring and I think people like him doing like that. Oh, I'm going to cry. People like him doing like that literally can change the world. That guy Justin Ren can change the world just by being so loving and caring. I mean, he he goes down there and spends months and months at a time in the Congo and he's he's gotten malaria three times. I mean, he's like he keeps getting it. He's gonna be I mean, it's like wrecking his body. He doesn't give a Such a beautiful person, man. And he's a heavyweight fighter for Bellator. The whole thing's he used to fight in the UFC. He's a animal. I mean, he's just such a freaky dude. It's like you meet people like that and you're like, "Oh, I guess I'm a piece of I'm just I'm not that nice. I'm

23:42not going to the Congo. I'll send you some money, man, but I'm not going to the Congo. I'm not getting malaria. I'm not getting malaria. At least I hope I don't. But anyway, um I don't know how we got on that. I stone text you that you should work with big brother. Do you remember that? Well, let me explain this though because I just remembered. Um so all of it's I guess all the profits for the whole month of December go to this. So, if you buy Epsom salts from these people, um, Epo, Epoke, Epso, that's the company, EP, EP Soak. I use Epsom salts all the time. First of all, for my isolation tank, but second of all, just a nice hot bath. It feels really good. It's really good for your body and it helps your body absorb magnesium. You absorb magnesium through your skin. You can, you know, with this with Epsom salt bath. Really good for you, man. Good to

24:33gargle, too, like after massage parlor. What you What are you doing blowing guys? is the massage parlor. The dude? But um the uh Epsom salt baths uh are like super underrated, man. If you got like some tension and throw some Epsom salts in a tub. Just kind of I don't know why, right? Have you floated lately? Yeah, I have it in my basement. I know. I'm floating dude. It's where I figure out. Probably too much. I'm I'm thinking too much for sure. I think about too many different things. Um, so, uh, I'm trying to narrow my focus more. That's one of the reasons why I cut back in the UFC. I was like, I'm narrowing my focus, I think. You know, just trying to do things that I think are uh that I'm compelled to do, you know. Absolutely. You You seem like you've been enjoying outside stuff more, like archery and and stuff like that, hunting. Well, do that come from because

25:31you never had that before. I know. Well, it came from the first time I did it. First time I went hunting and was successful and I was like, "Okay, I get it now." Like, this is oh, this is nuts. Like, what a crazy thing to do. And it's also in a weird odd way, there's a a helplessness that you feel when you're in nature that I think is very almost psychedelic because like when you go and you not even like hunting, I'm just talking about go to a place where there's no cell phone signal at all. Go deep into the woods and you will feel vulnerable as You feel vulnerable and then you start thinking, "Holy there's bears out here. There's mountain lines out here for real. Like I'm in their their where they live. This is where they live. This isn't like a mountain line in Santa Monica on some, you know, freak incident. This is like you're going to where they live and

26:26people don't live. What's your hunting tech game like? Do you have like night vision goggles and all the cool stuff so you can see the bear? I don't have anything. Well, you don't go out at night. The only thing you do at night is like stay around the camp. Stay around the campfire. But even at night, it's weird, man. We had a deer come into our camp once. And uh in the middle of the night and I realized he was around people and he starts stomping on the ground and hoofing. It was weird. I barely heard it. The other guys had to remind me of it. But it's just animals do come into people's tents. Bears do. That's what gets scary is big bears, especially when they're starving. Big bears that are starving will take some chances. And one of Reanella's friends, he his first hunt ever, he was attacked in his tent by a 500 pound predatory black bear. His friend shot

27:14the bear and hit him. So shot him in the wrist. And then the bear ran out of that tent, ran into another tent, he shot it in the other tent. Wow. A 500B predatory black bear. Just the just the power that that thing possesses is so beyond any of our comprehension. Like when you see their bodies, you see a bear's body and you think of a 500 pound bear. What a with just think what a 500 pound dog could do to you, right? Just think of that, right? A 500 lb dog. Then have you ever seen like a baby bear wrestle a dog? It's hilarious. They It's like Habib Nurmma wrestling your grandmother. This bear just throws this dog around like it ain't It's a little cub. It's a little baby bear. Like, look at this. My gosh. Look, the the dog keeps with them. The bear's way smaller than them. The bear's like, "All right, You want to get crazy? All right, let's get crazy." So,

28:16they start going to war and the bear the bear whips him to the ground. But the dog keeps with him. Look at this. Boom. Look how he whips him around. Wow, dude. He just throws him around. He's way smaller than that dog. And the dog's like, "Oh no, what have I done?" Look at this. Boom, Boom. side control. Like the bear can do the dog can't do. The dog can only bite. But that bear has ridiculous power in those arms. Show that last 15 seconds again. Look, he throws him. He uses his hips. Like look, go back a little bit. This bear is like a judo champ. Like watch this. Is like some Kylo Parisian Look. Boom. He just throws him around. Boom. Seriously. A stocky wrest. Look at how he throws him around. That bear is that's like Daniel Cormier. That bear, he he uses his hips, man. Like instinctively uses his hips. Now, imagine one of those that's 500 pounds and wants to eat you. Imagine

29:14what the sheer terror of that would be. So, that's not a good explanation for why I like to do it, but I like to do it just because it's um it's nature. I think it's like a vitamin. I think it's like a battery. I think it's like a a like a an experience that once you tap into it, just being out there in nature, it makes you understand what life is better. It makes you understand the world better. It makes you understand this just the fact that this is just some weird living patch that's on the surface of a planet. I mean, all the all those things like need to get exposed to you in like chunks in order for you to really truly absorb it. Like you could see like Mount Everest or some You could see it in a video and you're like, "Wow, pretty cool." But I don't think you're really seeing it. I think that's I think you're just seeing a flat image, a lifeless flat image. But

30:12if you were there and you could take it all in and your your eye understands the perspective and you get the immense nature of what you're you're in front of this insanely huge mountain, then I think you'll you experience it until you until you go there. I bet you don't feel it. So I think that's the same with that. You know, it's like seeing a band that you don't think is that awesome, but then you see them live and you're like, "Holy man. They killed it." like Chicago rules, you know, but the one of my first um nights when we uh we first went camping, I was almost immediately aware of it. I was like, "Wow, this is a totally different feeling out here." Like it you when you're in a city, you feel like we're all kind of like pretty relaxed. Like this is where we live, you know? Hey, uh, you want to meet for lunch? Yeah. Where do you want to go? Let's go to

31:11that spot. Okay. Is it on Ventura? Yeah, let's go. You know, normal. Blah blah blah blah blah. There's nothing like that when you're in the woods. When you're in the woods, everywhere you're walking, you're like, okay, is a bear over there? No. There's a mountain lion over here. No. Is a deer over there? No. Like, where are the life forms? Where are the life forms? Where's the ones that I want to eat? And where's the ones that might want to eat me? Where are these things? Is it stressful, though, dude? It's very stressful, but beautiful. It's beautiful. It's not stressful in that like you're not really worried constantly of bears, but they're real. Like bears aren't a myth. They're real. You know, you're going and you know, you're going to where they live. Mountain lions are real. They're real. I mean, the there's a giant species. It's a giant cat. It's 150 lb

31:58cat. It lives in the forest. It kills every day. It's an expert at killing It's as big as you. And if you run into it, you might be You might not be. But that was like some demon. That was like some demon that got summoned here from another world. And most of the time it only ate deer. It only consumes deer to keep itself alive. But every now and then, every now and then it snatches up a school child. Just p pulls pulls a kid out of a one of those little swing sets and hops over the fence with it before anybody can do anything. Like, holy that happens, man. There's this video I saw yesterday where this girl found this like baby bunny and she's like, "Oh my gosh, it's so cute." And she's like petting it and she put it down and the second she puts it down, this bird just comes out of nowhere and picks it up and Yeah. Hawk. Hawk. Hawk jacked it. It's up. Did you see

32:52the one where they got the night vision of the owl flying in and jacking the hawk? No, we think it's a hawk. We don't know what it is. Might be a pigeon. I don't know about birds. People like Joe Rogan thought that was a hawk. There's a So, it's a night vision and uh it's like a security cam and as the the owl's flying in, you see its eyes closer and closer and closer and then bam. Check this out. Watch this. Now, look off in the distance. See that? Those are the eyes. Oh, wow. Watch it come in. Look at this dude. Wow. Watch this. Boom. Holy Now, what kind of bird is that? Look at it. Like to look at its face. It kind of looks like a raptor, right? I would say falcon, right? Then you know what though? It might just be because it's night vision. It doesn't have that big of a beak. What do you think it is, Jamie? Yeah, maybe some sort of hawk or something. It seems like a Yeah, it

33:46seems like a raptor, right? Like right there. That looks like a a murderous little bird. So that he got murdered by another murderer. Those eyes eat each other. But watch how he gets them, too. He kicks him. He gets low. Bam. So crazy, dude. The power that those things have in their jaws or in their claws, rather. You mean, I don't I don't think there's a way you could ever understand what it would be like to have a giant hand. Like, it's probably as strong as like a person's hand and it's underneath the bird and it's got knives on the end of it and they just imagine if you had some big ass Freddy Krueger claws and that's what you would do. Just grab things and squish them and punch through them. Dude, I mean, think about how bananas flying raptors are. They're just big enough where they can't kill us. Just big enough. Just a little too small. Just a little too

34:41small to kill us. But if eagles could kill us, like if eagles were like the size of buses, we'd be fucksville. We would have never invented the wheel. They would have just jacked us into extinction. We would be hiding in little holes in the hills. Would try to find anti- eagle technology. That would be our number one concern. How to kill the eagles. Dude, that's a dragon. Eagle's a dragon. Who knows, man. Maybe there were bigger raptors and they killed them off. Holy There was There was one from New Zealand. There was that. We've talked about this. I feel like fairly recently I read something about this and I might have brought it up, but there was a rat. Yeah, we did. There's an eagle in New Zealand. I think it's called a hos eagle or something like that. But it's it was enormous and people killed it off and it lived in New Zealand. I think it had something ridiculous like a 14t

35:34wingspan. Wow. And they they do think that it's entirely possible to think this thing killed people. That's one of the reasons why the New Zealand people killed it off because it was like in the 1400s or some that they killed it off. You find anything on it? Yeah, they think that that there's a video of a golden eagle snatching a kid a couple years. No, they know it was fake, but they were thinking it was one of those eagles. Like, well, people were weren't sure if it was fake or not. Oh, so when people weren't sure it was fake, they thought maybe there's like a few of those things still left in the wild. Huh. But it's in New Zealand, right? That was that video from New Zealand, too? That's what this is like a debunking video on National Geographic about it, but it talks about those eagles. I'm trying to find some stats on it. Speaking of debunking, did you hear

36:15all the crazy that's going on with the Snopes? What you know that website Snopes? You're always thinking, well, this is a like really reasonable website and for sure, you know, if I go to them, they'll have the answer. The people who own it are freaks, man. Well, for sure. Do you know the story? No, I don't know the story. One guy left his wife and married a porn star who is a also a um escort, an online escort. Who What's her name? I don't know, dude. But this is this is the guy apparently just divorced his wife and started balling out of control. He got got a bunch of cash and decided to marry this gal and now uh but there's also like some anti-Bush stuff about this too. It's like someone someone in that group was involved in uh some um anti-Republican fundraising type activity or something along those lines, right? Wasn't it? Young Jamie. Yeah, I

37:12think so. What does it say? I'm looking at it. Anyway, point is these just is just people like everybody's been saying that there's this democratic lean towards the truth like editorializing the truth on some of those sites like Snopes. Like how much of this is like are you absolutely sure? Like how how would you've done a little bit of research and come to your own conclusions? Like how like vetted is this stuff? Who's in charge? And then you find out well this is the people in charge. These people were just freaks balling out of control marrying hookers. Did everyone Did they find this out when the Facebook fake news thing happened? Is that how they found? Because those people were part of the team that was supposed to clean up the fake news and then there's a new thing that was supposed to be out today as a new tool that they think is going to be able to

37:58figure out fake news. We're It's awful. We're folks. People could just make up. Did you see that? Crazy times. You think Adobe released Photoshop for sound. I don't know if you saw this video. Photoshop for sound. But what it can do is it can take like you can just say one sentence like I love tacos. Oh, we showed that. We talked about didn't have a good clip to find it because it didn't come up at the right time, but we talked about Well, we had a pretty decent clip. There was one where we showed a a sentence that was pieced together from other stuff. Yeah, man. Do did you think that's been available before they've announced this to the public on this big giant announcement party? Oh, yeah. I would imagine that that's the kind of technology that you would take it would take a long time to work on. But are you saying like is it being used by nefarious sources? I

38:43didn't say nefarious, but I mean it's not there yet. You know what I think about all that stuff those that kind of thinking? I think that technology is improving so quickly and I don't I don't necessarily think that the people who are working for the US government are the ones that are 100% in control of the information get that gets released. Like these people that are constantly innovating and creating all these new products and these new technologies, they're not all working for the government. They're just not right. So this idea that like the government has some stuff way before we do. Probably not today. No, today I think it's a river filled with salmon that are covered in baby oil and you can't grab one of these and they're whoa, they're flying by you. That's what I think. I think shit's changing so quick, so fast that that's why all these leaks and all these

39:31different things that pertain to elections and changing people's ideas are happening so quickly. Like I I don't even know if we understand how nutty this is while it's happening to us. That's what the is this what the fake the new tool to visualize how fake news is spread. Oh, the tool to visualize how it's spread. Yeah, it's spread through Republicans. You know what it is? It's like South Park. They retweet stuff. They don't vet and so do Democrats too. Everybody does it. But it's like there was a there was an article recently that said that people who are conservative are much more likely to be fooled by fake news. But it was probably written by liberals. So who the knows? Is it weird to you that Alex Jones seems like he's blown the up in the last couple years? He's blown the up. It's not weird. It's a fact. Like my mom knows who Alex Jones is now. It's weird.

40:20People think that I'm ch somehow ducking him that I don't want to have him on my podcast. I would love to have Alex on my podcast. People don't know like I have a very good relationship with Alex Jones. I love him. He's my friend. I hug him every time I see him. I'm happy to see him. I like that guy a lot. And he's crazy. He's not all crazy, but he's crazy. But he's a good guy. I'm telling you, he's a Alex Jones is a great guy. He stresses though. Oh yeah. He freaks. He freaks, you know. He needs a guy like me right next to him all the time. That's what he needs. Like Alex Jones needs someone to go, "Alex. Oh. Oh. Are you sure that the elites are going to kill everybody off so they can live forever? Are you sure? Cuz if you're not sure, you got to stop saying it. You know, he needs someone that's right there. Like I really think the problem with like conspiracy

41:05theories is they feel so good. They feel great. Like when you you think you really have footage of the Loch Ness monster, holy you feel good. It doesn't matter if nobody wants to blow me. When I get to work, I'm going to rock the world, you know? I think people who uh are constantly searching for conspiracies everywhere you go, like man, like talk about being like sucked into the plot. Like you're that's all you're concentrating on is people who are lying and conspiring to make money or kill half the population or whatever the it is they're doing. What are you sure? This is an attractive thought pattern. That's the problem with these goddamn conspiracies. There are attractive thought pro uh patterns that mimic like real problem solving that could benefit you in real life. So instead of like actually paying attention to your real life, you get sucked into this idea of you being the

42:05one who's going to figure out who killed JFK and you ride that thing 12 hours a day all day long. And then the and after a while, like are you a researcher or are you just a a dude who's gone crazy paying attention to the JFK assassination? Like which which one are you? You got to be careful because this this feeling that you get when you chase down secrets and conspiracies, the government, the Illuminati, we're going to expose this man. It's it's it gives extra and exaggerated meaning to your time. And anything that gives extra and exaggerated meaning to your time should be closely considered as to whether or not it's beneficial. Like if something gives you extra and exaggerated feelings, you got to go, well, is this love? Is this a hot girl I like to Is it a fun sport that I picked up that now I'm addicted to? Like what is it? Any How much of this is good and how

43:01much of this is chemtrails, you know? How much of this is just you spending a lot of time on something that turns out to be total nonsense? How much? I like micro conspiracies way better. Like little things like, you know, like like if you get a a value meal at McDonald's, it's uh more expensive than if you bought all three things separately and stuff like that. That's true. That's true, too. But if you get a value meal at McDonald's expensive than if you put all the things together. Yeah. But those kind of conspiracies, you just broke that. You broke that story. It's going to be giant. Those kind of conspiracies to me are way funnier. But that's not that's not a conspiracy. You can prove it easier, right? But that's not a conspiracy. Conspiracy is Why are they doing it? Se What? Why are they doing that? Do they know about it? Um, there must be some incentive to get

43:53people when you get it as a package. You would, what I would say is if there's a meal package that's less money, it might still be more money than they would have spent if they didn't go for the meal package. So, they might only get one thing. They might only get a burger and maybe only get a drink. But, if you offer some things in a package, a lot of times people are going to gravitate towards that package. You're you're saying that it's a way to upsell. Yeah. So even though it might cost less to buy it as a package, they still might be spending more than they would have spent if they didn't buy the package because they might have just got a cheeseburger by itself. Oh, that's totally legit. Yeah. And it's 41 cents. Marketing expert and they add the 41 cents. That's like buying the extended warranty. I don't think you need that. McDonald's sued because extra value meals 41 cents

44:45more. Wow. Wow. I wonder how much I'm going to spend on legal fees on that conundrum. How could you get sued for that? You unless you said I mean the price is on the wall, you dumb Cuz it's called extra value meal, meaning values. It's like kind of false advertising a little, I guess. But is it? I guess fraud. lawsuit. The lawsuit filled this month was filed this month was about principle, not 41 cents. He seeks a class action status for consumer fraud and deceptive practices lawsuit against McDonald's operator Caris management. Huh. I love that McDonald's exists, but it should be illegal. Why? It's barely food, man. I had it the other day. It's great. I don't know what you're talking about. I do. I I know, too, man. Every now and then I'll stop on the way home and get a fillet of fish. Oh, the fries. The fries. See, I don't with fries. Not that much. little bit here and there, but they

45:41don't get me. Those filet of fishes get me. File of fish. Fresh. You have to have a fresh one. But I made the mistake before I ate the last one watching a documentary on how they prepare those those fish cakes that you buy that Jesus Christ. See how they treat all the fish with chemicals? They remove all the smell. That's why when you eat like filet of fish, they never smell. They don't smell, right? You ever have a Dude, I hate this. You ever catch a fish and cook it like later in the day? If you wait too long, it starts to stink. You know, especially if it's in the sun, like you got to be careful with fish. Fish is like way different than any other like food in that the closest proximity you have to that thing being caught and then killed and then you eat it. The closer those are together makes a a giant impact on the way it it tastes. So, they figured out some weird

46:35way to treat all this stuff. And I was watching them do it. They They kill so many fish, dude. It's crazy. If you watch like one of them flea fish factory places and you see the fish just being poured in, you just want to go stop. Stop. Stop. Stop it. A mass murder. You can't take any more fish. There's not going to be any more fish. Oh my god. What are they doing? That's hilarious, dude. It's crazy. They just have trucks. They're backing them up. Beep beep beep and dumping gigantic piles of fish in there. Well, think about chickens, man. You go to Boston Market. I just got a half a chicken, you know. That's Yeah. And that's half a life I just ate, you know. And it was alive probably a month ago. Yeah. And that that's so much chicken. So much chicken. How many people were there before you? That's why the simulation theory thing makes more sense because there's no way there's

47:27that much chicken, you know? Here's here's what's going on. We we have decided that we operate better and calmer in gigantic groups. And even though like there's more stress, I mean by better and calmer like as a civilization like uh there's more beep beep honk honk you, maybe more murder, maybe more crime because everybody's jammed on top of each other. So you're going to have a bunch of like errant behavior no matter what you do. But the only way we can do that is if we are not involved at all in the production of food. So, the production of food is kind of taken away from people because if we all together, if we lived in a neighborhood, right? Say if I live near you and uh you know, Joey's up the street and you know, Bert's up the street and we all decide it's like a uh you know, like a co-op and we're going to grow our own food. I mean, that people have done that before. Hippies do

48:17that all the time. They love to do it. Um if we had them all stacked on top of each other and up like that, we'd be like, "Hey guys, what are we doing?" Like, this is up. Like, these these chickens aren't even they're not even they're never alive. They just we're just treating them like until we kill them. Like that seems kind of up, right? I guarantee we'd all agree. We'd all be like, "Yeah, all right. How do we do this better?" You know what? Do we need more space? We need to treat them more humanely. They need an omnivorous diet. They need to be able to free range and roam around and be like a real chicken until the end comes. So, it's not like a life of torture and then death. It's just life and then death. So, you you eliminate by using your intellect, you eliminate that torture. But the thing is, we don't encounter it, man. You know, have you ever been to a slaughter house? No, I

49:02would defin um maybe I have. Maybe a cow. No. No, I haven't. No, I I went to a place where they milk cow a farm. But yeah, that's even rough, man. You watch those cows jammed up against those metal bars and then they're uh they're yanking on their tits. Like, oh yeah, this is uh it's all weird, man. It's all weird because we don't see it. Like, we just go get milk. That's the up part. We've created these systems and go get milk is not nearly as weird as go get a cheeseburger at McDonald's because go get a cheeseburger is like they've done all the work. They grew the cow, they killed the cow, they chopped it up, they ground it up, they cooked it, they put it on a bun, they wrapped that bun in paper, they gave it to you and it took a couple of seconds. I mean, you can go to a McDonald's right now. You pull up that drive-thru, you get a juicy ass quarter pounder with cheese.

49:51Ooh. and it'll be in your fat greasy mouth in 3 minutes. That's amazing. Ridiculous. The only way that can happen is if you're not involved in the process. It's the only way it can happen. Like like we got to kill a lot of cows to do that. You can't we can't all be like everybody who eats cow be out there killing cows. We wouldn't get done. There would be no insurance companies. There would be no video games would ever get developed. We wouldn't have time. We'd be out there mowing fields and We'd be out there shooting cows in the head and hanging them up by their ankles. Fake food's on the way very soon, I think. I mean, especially since recently, they've had a lot of good breakthroughs from like growing food, you know? Oh, yeah. That's 100% going to happen. And once that happens, it's going to be interesting to see if they just like have like one year of like last year to

50:37have real cow and slaughter them all and just keep like one cow per county or something. They'll do it PETA style. Yeah. Like you know how PETA kills a lot of cats and dogs? I tell people that and they go, "What?" Yeah. PETA euthanizes a lot of cats and dogs unfortunately. It's like they don't they say they don't have the money to keep them alive which is high irony in a in a way that is that the ethical treatment of animals that kill them like like there's no way like they they have no kill animal shelters in LA where they don't kill the animals. They take them in, they try to find them home. Like Squeaky, remember my dog Squeaky? She was in there for like six months or something crazy and Ken found her and then I adopted her. But um yeah, I don't know, man. I think our relationship to life itself, going back to what you were asking me about the forest, our relationship to life

51:29itself is very disjointed. I think um we were raised by people who were brainwashed by the 1960s and 1970s media and movies and TV shows and whatever they learned from their parents. You got to think of who their parents were. Their parents were immigrants, man. I mean, my grandparents came straight from the boat. All of them. All of them on my my mom's side, all of them on my father's side. My father's side, half from Ireland, the grandfather was from Ireland, grandmother was from Italy, everybody else Italy. They all came over here on a boat. They all just took a chance. They didn't know dude. And there's no way they would have prepared you for the internet. They just didn't know. So, it's like with every passing generation, we become more and more aware of how weird this thing is, which is why you can't have a movie with Robert Dairo sucking on Juliet Lewis's, you know,

52:24tits. You can't do that today, right? I don't think so. No, back then you could do it because they didn't know any better. I mean, literally didn't know any better. You know, like when people talk about like Rowan Palamsky, Roman Palamsky, what he did, he had sex with like a 13-year-old girl and he drugged her and all that There's never an excuse for that, right? He's a piece of for sure for doing that, right? But that when during that time, like way back then, I bet I bet that was way more common than we would like to believe. Marlon Brando. Yeah. And you know that that just recently came out, how that was supposedly a real rape scene in that movie last tango something, I don't know. Right. And how old was that girl? Uh, I don't know. She was like 17 or 18. Like she wasn't told that she was going to do that. They just did it to her. Yeah. Yeah. What the man? It's a

53:21different world back then. We We've talked about this a couple times about how go to those 1950s movies, men always hit women. They hit them all the time. Sean Connory, you ever remember that interview he did? That's one of my favorite interviews ever. Yeah, we played that recently. Oh, really? Yeah. With Barbara Walters. If you haven't heard it, folks, You should go listen to it on YouTube because it's Barbara Walters. She thinks she has him. That's one of the one of the interesting things about it is that she brings up that he has said that sometimes it's okay to hit a woman and she sticks it to him like, you know, get out of this one and he says, "Well, I I believe sometimes it's good to hit one." They just push it and push it and they don't know when to let it go. And then then sometimes you have to use the back of your hand and he just and you can see the horror in Barbara

54:13Walter's face. She was uh in the last tango in Paris. Brando was 48 and she was 19. Wow. And so they did that to her without her having any idea that she was going to do it. That that was the scene. Yeah. Uh man, they didn't have her consent. It wasn't in scripts or something like that. That he didn't regret filming the scene without Schneider's consent, but admitted to feeling guilty. Huh. Wow. 48. Brando, she was 19. That's great. Brando was a freak, huh? What a strange guy. Remember when he got giant? He just got enormous. And apparently that was why they filmed him in Apocalypse Now. Like they always filmed him in the dark. He just got so big. Yeah. just crazy You know, when you you think about trying to figure out what life is about like now as an adult, we're we're the poor fools that will be looked upon by our grandchildren like fools. Like when when our grandchildren are our age

55:18and they talk about, you know, how goofy our world was that we lived in. No, no wonder why we elected Trump. No wonder why we still have this ridiculous electoral college system and we still have representative democracy. You still can't vote online. No wonder why pot is still illegal in most of the country. No wonder why private prisons are filled with people in jail for ridiculous and people are profiting off it. No wonder why they didn't get it yet. They were so close. We're just like we're looking back on like the people that own slaves and we're going, "How did they do that? How could that have happened? How could the United States have been founded by slave labor? How could these people have brought these people over from Africa? How could they have beaten them and tortured them and and cut their feet off if they didn't if if they tried to flee?

56:08But they did. This is going to be the same thing people say of us when they look back on us. They're going to go, "Oh my god, they were they did they had to kill animals to get meat." Dude, they didn't even get meat from the meat science. There's no meat science. They didn't have a meat science company. They just got they got to shoot things with sticks. They haven't figured out Asians were robots yet. I think they're aliens. She My girlfriend doesn't My girlfriend doesn't have a uh you know where you pound on the knee and it reflex reflex. Like three people have tried it on her knee because when she's around you, she's numb. But but three people have tried. Well, my thought was there's a like I feel like if you had to pick one uh one ethnicity that excels in like science and mathematics, I always go with Asian. I just always feel like they and is that

57:05racist in a positive way? Because if it is, I'm positively racist towards Asians. I just think they have there's a great deal of them that are really good at science and mathematics. And if they're and if they're aliens, they probably just crashed here because they were driving their UFO. My thought was that when the Anunnaki came down here and they um kidnapped the monkeys and they turned them into people, they had probably like varying doses, you know, like my people didn't get like the Italians didn't get a very good dose of alien. It's like mostly monkey, some alien. You think they just use one kind of monkey? It's multiple kinds of monkeys. Maybe it's possible, too. Also, where were all the homminids? Were they all in one little forest? the ones that became people or was it was there similar things happening in several spots all throughout the world like a

57:52lot of other animals like birds like think about how many different birds there are there different birds all over the planet right why would we why would we assume that the only places that we doesn't make any sense we actually kind of know where the monkeys are from yeah the uncontacted Amazon tribe this is really recent these pictures of these people these people man are living right now. Like it just there's something up about going in there and taking pictures. It's really I get that everybody wants to see it, but it's you're going to ruin this. Like this is incredible. And I know it's important. It's a total catch 22 because I know it's important to document. It's very important to document, but it's also this is an amazing thing that exists right now. You could peer into the past. These people are literally living. That guy has a homemade bow and arrow. And you can see

58:48his kak. He's got little arrows strapped to his hip. He's got a leaf over his dick. And that guy's pointing at bow and arrow at this drone or whatever the hell it is that's taking these photos. I wonder what they smell like. Dude, they don't know what's going on, man. They're freaking out. This is crazy. Like, look at that look on that guy's face. He doesn't even know what he's seeing. This is an unconted tribe, man. Like as they go deeper and deeper into the Amazon, they find pockets of prehistoric people. They don't have any they don't have any contact with the outside world. They're not wearing t-shirts. They're not wearing Adidas. They don't have any plastic. These people are living just like people lived 30,000 years ago there. That's amazing. You know, man, to be able to This is such a rare moment. if they could figure out a way to visit these people, like have them accept you, you

59:47would have to actually be one of them to really find out what they're like, like unaffected. You would almost have to be one of them. What you'd have to do is you'd have to take one of them, kidnap them, copy their brain onto a robot that looked like them, send that robot in to talk to the pygmies or to the What if you just came in there with like a bunch of dead meat, though? like you're like you're just holding up meat, walking slowly, going and you're putting it down. Then they'll be like, "Oh, g he's giving us meat." See, the thing about these hunter gatherer tribes like this is they need to get food every day. Like if you give them meat, they'll be super happy. But it's not like if I gave you a side of beef, you'd be like, "Wow, I'll put this in the freezer." Like this. That meat is not going to last like no matter what. It's just not going to.

60:34They're in the jungle. It gets funky in an hour. Bunch of Twinkies. They got to hunt every day, dude. My friend Steve Ranell went to this uh place in um was it Bornea? Bolivia. He went to Bolivia and he hung out with these uh tribal people in Bolivia in the woods with them. Said it was nuts. They don't wear shoes. Their their feet are like thick with calluses and they're they're spled out. Their toes are spled out. He's like, "Your feet don't look anything like ours cuz they never wear shoes." And they gave these guys some shoes like, "Hey, you know, as a gift, they put them on like, what the is this?" They didn't want them. Like, their feet have gotten so callous. The Yeezys. They don't have Yeezys, probably. They don't have anything. Sorry, Jamie. Didn't make any sense. They didn't want them, right? But they gave these people boots, Brian. Boots that you would wear if you lived

61:25in the jungle. They didn't want to have nothing to do with it. I guess if you just walk around all the time, your feet will get so hard that you could walk on anything. Yeah. Have you seen that guy's feet that like walked across the country? Which country? This country. Really? Barefoot? Yeah. United States of America. He's doing it right now actually, I think, for the third. Barefoot. Yeah. It sounds like a bad idea. Well, there was that one guy that was on that dual survival show, and that was his stick was that he walks barefoot everywhere. You never know, man, when the shoe store is going to run out of shoes. Imagine though if you live your whole life like an walking outside barefoot and then the day you die you're like, "God damn it, they still have shoes." And then boom, and it ends. Are you mostly barefoot around your house? Yeah, I'm barefoot all the

62:06time. Me, too. What is that? That's his feet. Yeah, that's my feet. That doesn't look that bad. Yeah, it looks like That's a woman, dude. God, this is a personal collection. Are you sure? Yeah, let's look. That's his name. Yeah, it says Mark Bombers. Why does that look like a woman in that photo? Got long hair. I don't know. Oh, is that a hippie thing? Yeah. Did I just uh did I do what grandpa does after his 46th day of walking barefoot? It's only 46 days, though. Oh, that's when they've just started out doing it. That's not He hasn't been doing it for like years or anything. I would imagine more cuts and and stuff. It doesn't seem like a good idea. Well, it seems like you definitely would get some infections and in the beginning, which seems like mental illness is what the guy has. I think it's one of those things where you just got to do it over and over and over

62:52again. I do it slowly and then have it build up. Go to see if you find that dual survivor's feet because he he used to walk on the show everywhere in the jungle stepping on twigs and barefoot. His feet were way more disgusting than that guys. His feet were like werewolf feet. They're just like Jesus. But if you want to, you know, if you want to just have tough feet, look at that. Jesus Christ. That's a up foot. That's the dual survivor guy. Yeah. Yeah. He has ridiculous feet, dude. Yeah. Everywhere he goes, he he walks. Look at that. Barefoot. Disgusting. Imagine paying someone to suck your toes and they look like that. You'd have to be a real piece of Wow. You wouldn't even feel it. You might as well be sucking on the bottom of a table. You know, you don't feel that. Like those those things are numb. I would imagine. The only good thing about having callous feet, though, is

63:43like when you start stepping on things that would normally hurt you, you won't feel it. So, it's kind of like making your own shoe out of your own foot. But that's just disgusting. Look at the bottom. Look at the heel. That looks infected. That looks like the homeless guy by my house with a gang green. What is his name? Cody London. That's his name. Shout out to Cody. It's an interesting world, man. That world of people that are preppers and survivalists and they want to stay alive. Man, I had another conversation with Lester the other day. He came to the comedy store. He's doubling down on Bigfoot. Oh god, Bigfoot. Let me see those socks. I wish I wish he uh I wish he found them. I would love it. I would be so happy if Les Trout found Bigfoot. He's He goes looking for it all the time. Talk about this in serious. What if there's like five of them? There's only five of them

64:34though. It's even talking about it as if there might be a possibility. Meanwhile, you you have no problem with a lot of other ridiculous fantasies. What what what are fantasies? Movies and video games and all kinds of fantasy stuff, right? You have no problem with Rogue One, but you're like, "Fuck Big Rogue One? I haven't seen I heard it was good." Have you seen it, too? No, I heard it's good. Heard it's very good. I like the last one, so Young Jamie says it's much better than the last one. Yeah, sure. I mean, I enjoyed it more. Yeah, it's cool. Cooler, but I don't know what the going on, though. So, that's part of the problem. It's like, when is it happening? It's a prelude to which one? The original. What? Hold on. So, this this is before. Okay. So, the last one was way after the first one, but this new one is gonna way be way before the first one. The last

65:20the last one you saw. Yes. Yeah, I think so. That's way after Darth Vader was dead. About last year. This is the first one. Spoiler alert. Yeah. I mean, Han Solo was older, obviously. This is like after the first one, right? But now, this one's going to go before the original one that introduced Han Solo, right? Yeah. But you're never gonna get a Han Solo guy again. I I feel like like that the age of that kind of actor is pretty much over. The age of like these superstar movie like iconic Han Solo type characters. I feel like I was thinking about that recently. It's I think the problem is that it's because those guys are still here doing those movies. Bruce Willis, Tom Cruz, Harrison Ford are still making movies, but nobody else I mean they did. It doesn't seem like any new guys are doing that. see the new Blade Runners. Oh yeah, there's a new Blade Runner. Oh god. And Harrison

66:13Ford's in it. And uh what's his face? Mark Ryan Gosling, I think. Yeah, Ryan Gosling. But what about the other guy? Um who was the the main robot guy? Robar guy. Yeah, the guy who was um his main enemy at the end of the first movie. Oh. Uh Ruter Hower. Yeah. Remember that guy? That guy was the This is the uh preview. We're watching it right now. I have to pull this audio off. Okay. Yeah. Pull the audio. Narration going on right now with Harrison Ford. And uh I see it's weird when you redo something. Man, are they redoing it? It seems like they're doing it right because they they kept the narrative which is a real feel of the film. And there this looks dope. And it's by Scott again. So Oh, powerful really Scott. alien. So, he's walking up to some like ship, it looks like. Uh oh. Yeah. Maybe this is not the best thing for people to uh just have on YouTube. It's not really Okay.

67:23All right. Let's just We'll see it later. I'll show it. We'll see it later. Oh, this isn't even the one I saw. This is a different one. Yeah. Oh my god. Brian, is this happening in real time? Oh, wait. No, this isn't. All right. Yeah. And then which Ryan is that? Gosling. That's Gosling. I get them confused. I saw him the other day. This is the Reynolds and the Gosling. Harrison Ford with a gun. Looks a little shaky. I might rush him. So great. Bladeunner. Wow. That'll be badass. I hope they do it. Well, I just I think we need more science fiction movies that are really good and we need more horror movies that are really good. Just not enough not enough monster movies anymore. Just stop making them. Black Mirror is the my latest new horror movie. That shit's creepy as That's a crazy crazy show. One of my favorite shows of all time. Why is it a monster movie? Well, well, one of the

68:18each episode's really up, but one episode's scary. Like, like he's in a haunted house and it's mixing virtual reality with simulation. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Any further? It's crazy though. Um, we I got so high yesterday with Ron White, I started believing in ghosts. Ron White was telling me he lived in a haunted house and I was like, "Wow, you sure? Wow, you used to live in a haunted house. You sure it's haunted?" I was looking those rules up on real estate. There is something even in California, you have to disclose if someone died in your house if you're trying to sell it within three years or something like that. Should be a lot more than that. A lot less than that rather. That's for smell reasons though or something. That's for health code reasons. Sir, I don't know. Not less than that. I meant more than that in the first place. Um that was a I was going

69:03to bring up a story about um um the girl who died in Boulder. What's the little girl's name that they Bernay Ramsey? John John Ramsey. Yeah, that house they can't sell. That house. They can't sell. They've changed the name of the street. They can't sell that house. How much is it? They changed the address. You don't want it, dude. It's an expensive house. It's a very nice house. It's in Boulder, like in Boulder proper, which is like very expensive. Says they sold it. house is new owner. When is this? This year. Jared from Subway. That house had been for sale for I'm I'm not exaggerating, maybe like nine years, 10 years. Damn. Yeah. And I think some people bought it and they redid it and they tried to change the name of it. That's who this is. They owned the house. The people that bought it right after the Ramsies moved out in 2004. I guess they've been trying to

69:50sell it for 10 years. Yeah. So, they just sold it and some new people bought it. Man, if it is haunted, I don't think there's a um expiration date on ghost, dude. I started watching I think they're having trouble selling it still. Oh, so they haven't sold it. Yeah. Okay. So, that's the case. So, that was the point is that these people bought this house, they fixed it up, they're like, "Well, it's a beautiful house. It'll sell. Nobody wants it." I started watching that ghost show recently and that's like I think you've talked about it many times, but I've never seen it before. The ghost hunters or what a what a ridiculous fake show that is. There's a bunch of them. I don't know which one you saw, but there's like four or five different of those ghost shows. The one that's on True TV. But they they actually edit in like kids laughing and stuff and they're like, "Do you hear

70:35that? I swear it sounds like kids laughing and it's just like a stock audio of like, you know, like it's so bad." Yeah. They don't have any obligation to tell the truth. By the way, I'm sorry. If you're so stupid, you really believe that the guys on those Ghost Hunter shows are going to expose the truth in the next commercial break, you know, like the next commercial break. What was that? Oh my god. Coming up next. Is that real? Remember that show they had people's I think it was called Fear on MTV where they had a GoPro on someone's face like go sit in this dark room for two hours and if you can think you win money or some like that. They just tried to freak I think they were trying to freak him out, but they tried to make it seem like they were in haunted houses and Huh. different prisons and like that. That's awful. Yeah. Why? Boy, we love watching other

71:24people freak out. It's like horror movies, man. Like there's What is it about a horror movie? I remember that scene from American Werewolf in London where there was a businessman on the subway in London and he's walking along and he looks behind him and he sees the wolf and you know that he sees the wolf and he starts running and you you barely see the wolf. You see the wolf for like maybe a half a second, like maybe. And then he's running and he keeps looking back and he's terrified and he runs up this escalator and he he trips and falls and his briefcase falls apart and he's trying to pick up the stuff and he looks down at the bottom of the escalator and for like a split second you see the werewolf and it makes you your pants cuz you think about like what if you were that guy and this thing is running through the airport chasing you and then you just

72:18can't keep it together anymore. You're out of shape. You get to the top of that escalator, you fall down, you collapse, and you look down, you're like, "Oh my god, it's there." Like, we love that People love being freaked out watching some poor bastard about to get jacked. It stresses me out. You don't like those movies? No. I mean, no. I don't like being stressed out. That's why I couldn't I never finished Breaking Bad. I watched the first episode and I was like, "Yeah, I get it. That's that was stressful. I don't need to do any more of that." I gave up on The Walking Dead. Really? Hey, I heard it's just turned a corner now. It's Oh, it was way too tortury. I was like, "This is a torture show." It's like all of a sudden the the zombies are Like all of a sudden the zombies aren't any threat at all. It's just the people. Like the zombies come near you, just push them to the side. Get out

73:04of here. These zombies used to be able to tear open a horse. They used to take down a full-grown horse and rip it apart and eat it alive. Do you know how quick a horse would run over 30, 40 people? Like if 30 40 people just regular strength people went and had a horse cornered in a stable and tried to eat the horse while it's alive, that horse would kick the out of you. Everybody would go flying. You would take maybe 15 seconds and we'd all be dead. The horse would just kick you and kick you. You would never bite through his skin and eat him. But in this stupid show, at one point in time, the zombies could just tear open a horse. So what are they? Are they super powerful or are they Do they walk like 2 miles an hour or they could they corner a giant horse? Tell me what's going on here. What if one What if it's just like if the person was super strong before they came became a

73:59zombie? Doesn't work on the horse. Even you get a bunch of strong men. Get 50 strong men to try to take out a horse. This guy's going to get kicked. This is not I don't want to see this. Jamie, don't make me see this. Why are we watching it? Oh, son. You got KO'ed. That guy got K the owed. You got a whole sequence of them, a collaboration. I did not want to watch. Dudes getting jacked by horses. But let me tell you something. You You could have a hundred people try to corral a horse and rip it apart. That horse will send people flying. That's like, look, if I was in a room with a hundred Chihuahua that were trying to kill me. Guess who's getting out of the room? Me. There gonna be a hundred dead Chihuahua and me. You know why? cuz I'm a person and I'm bigger than a goddamn Chihuahua. That's like a better I have I have less good odds than a hundred people trying

74:50to eat a horse. That horse will kick the out of you. Unless you have a gun or a spear or something, you're going to have to penetrate that thing's vital organs. He's going to beat the out of everybody. You can't just eat the horse. out of here. Your rules don't fit. They that you're you like you're you haven't made a coherent universe where things are consistent. Like sometimes these zombies can tear through things and eat a living horse. And sometimes these things you just push them to the side. They can't even bite you. Like they're not as frantic. They move slower. They're not a consideration. This what we're doing. We're breaking down the zombies and zombie psychology here uh at All Things Considered. Please consider donating because what what we here have have put together here is all put together by your generous contributions. Coming up next, zombie

75:47physics. Bite physics. How do they bite through things? How you bite? All you need is like a thick jacket and just stab them all in the head. Here, bite my arm, stupid. Stab in the head. They're of superpower strength. Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes, like the first episode of the new season, Rick's just chucking them to the side like he's some goddamn super lineman. They're a bunch of high school players. He's just chucking them, moving them around like they're nothing. Nobody bites them. 30, 40 of them at a time. Not one of them gets a hold of them, bites them. you. It should be somebody's job to be like, make sure that is a thing, you know, where they are. Yeah. Consistent. But they can't do that with a story line because story line is too weird, man. storyline is like now you know everybody the zombies are still around but the people become a problem. The zombies are

76:31still around but they don't eat and it's been years and uh I guess they're just around and uh unlike anything we have ever observed they don't deteriorate and fall away from not eating. Like what the are these stupid slow going to feed themselves every day? Do they have a digestive system? They could just write into the story like oh we figured it out why some are stronger than the others. Some have eaten lately lately. That sounds like an ABC after school special. You finish Westworld? Yes. That's a good show. I love that show. It's a great show. That's a show that has so much weird room to move around because they jump timelines and you you never know who's a robot and who's not a robot and it's just getting slippery and slipperier. And it's Anthony Hopkins and and the other guy Ed uh Harris Harris. Ed Harris. Both I mean top flight actors. And then that girl

77:25who plays Dolores, what is her name? God damn, she's good. She scares the out of me. Like a girl like that is the type of girl that could just act like that and like get you to fall in love with her. Like if a girl can act that good in a movie, like if she wanted to use it for evil, she could. I feel like I've dated a few of these local girls, these actresses. Evan Rachel would. Yeah, that's not fair. Yeah, they can do that. They can use it for evil. Yeah, they can date you pretty like hide the crazy way easier because they can just act like they're nice and normal. Well, also most people who are crazy don't even know that they're crazy. It's not like they're going, I know I'm crazy, but I can't let Brian know I'm crazy. So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to pretend. Even with Facebook though and everyone calling them crazy for like a couple years and then they go

78:13ego. First of all, those people on Facebook, I didn't pay them no mind because I ain't about haters. I ain't about haters. Preach. See, I think there's a way that we can all justify who we are and how we are. And I don't think crazy people have some sort of clarity that we don't possess. I think that's ridiculous. I think it's probably quite the opposite. I bet they have way less clarity. They have no idea they're crazy. They think the world sucks. World's full of retards. Justin Bieber went to bed and probably got up that morning. Man, what a bunch of retards we met last night. You know what I mean? I mean, that red band Olive Garden, you know? Like, he probably has no idea how he came off. It's that's a that's like that's way more common than not. So, these real dummies, these crazy people, these nutty people, they probably don't even know they're that

79:01nutty. They think they're a little nutty sometimes. What's the big deal? God, you know? Yeah, I have video of of him saying, "Uh, uh, yeah, but have you ever slept with 20 supermodels to this black guy?" And when the black guy came up, he goes, "What's up, my n-word?" Like he said the no to this black guy, he like he yelled, he yelled something to this black guy. So this black guy comes up and puts down his food and he goes, "What's up, my nword?" And I'm scared of saying that word. It's weird. I don't like saying it, man. Because then nowadays people make it ringtones and Well, it's a problem. Magic words are never good, folks. It's not good. It's not good because it makes them more valuable when you say it now. It has It holds more power, becomes a more loaded word. Lenny Bruce argued about that in like 1950s. He It was one of his bits. It was like one of his most controversial bits.

79:59He would point people out in the audience and call, "There's a There's a There's a kite. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It was a crazy crazy bit. And at the time, like people had no idea where he was going with it cuz nobody had ever done that kind of comedy before. But he was essentially saying that if you the more you use those words, the more they lose their power and the more they'll never have the ability to hurt some child's feelings. It was pretty profound, especially considering that he had, you know, had realized like what happens when you censor things and censor people. You he figured that out in the 1960s somehow, you know, he figured out like that this is it's counterproductive. Like you can't you can't demonize a word. Words just convey intent like we were talking about earlier. Like the hardest thing in the world is to convey your thoughts through your words and to make certain

80:53words supercharged and decide certain words have like magic powers in the game and they can jump three steps. No, no, no. They're just words, man. And words are supposed to be flexible and they're supposed to all contribute to the best possible job you can do of conveying your intent. And as soon as you have like supercharged words that you can't use anymore, well then I can't I have less tools to convey my intent. I have less you have less of an ability to understand what I'm saying. And you're you're assuming that the exact same word from one sentence to the next has the same con is the same content has the same ability, the same it means the same thing because it doesn't always mean the same thing. You know, like if someone can call you a and if it's your friend, it's funny. Like if you if Duncan comes over and like, "What's up, bitch?" and and like goes to grab your dick or something

81:48like it'd be hilarious, right? Why? Cuz he's Duncan. Cuz it's your friend. Whereas if Justin Bieber says it to you and you're, you know, in line in front of him at big boy, you wouldn't, you know, that doesn't feel good. Or if some guy says that to you, some guy comes up to you like, "What's up, bitch?" You're like, "Oh, well that's this doesn't feel good. This feels terrible, right? It's because the intent's different. It's it's, you know, it's different. The word doesn't always mean the same thing. A word just conveys intent and it's not that good. I mean, we're really good at it compared to animals, but we're not that good at it. In that in that not that good at it, that's why songs are cool, you know? Like you repeat the same over and over and over again. Anywhere else that's annoying, you know? I want to rock and roll all night and party every day. You get a

82:41whole crowd repeating the same over and over and over again because we've decided that that those noises, those words, they convey an intent that we can all support and the music backs it up, right? You're not a big Kiss fan. You don't know. I don't understand. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You were denied that in your youth. Should play kiss miniature golf in Vegas next time you go. It's pretty fun. How about No. What What's two animals that sing? Uh birds. Monkeys. Monkeys sing. They They make crazy sounds. But is that a call or a song? Uh well, none of them are songs. I think birds are songs. Maybe. They're beautiful. But what about like whales? Whales sing. That's a humming. No. Like what is a Okay. Like do you think you know for sure what a whale sounds like when it's like whale sounds? Do you know? Just the the audio that they Let's hear the audio of whale. Let's hear

83:46whale songs. Yeah. It's like that, right? Like uh dolphins. It's like right. So we know that a humpback whale. Okay. Here we go. Whoa. Oh. Speaking of which, have you done the HTC Vive yet? The Ocean? No. Oh, no. I I've done the PlayStation Ocean. Listen to this. Wow. Wow. I think it's just repeating it over. Yeah, that's a dude. That's amazing. That sounds incredible. Wow. I That just that sound alone just completely changed the way I think about whales. Does that sound like crying to you or No. Like positive or negative? They're communicating. It didn't sound negative. Sound like they're communicating. But it makes you realize how smart they are. Like I don't know what they're saying, but I can tell that that's a language. They were they're repeating certain sounds and doing it in a way that's it's like it's clear the differences in the sounds. It sounds like a

85:27language, man. It is. And also, you got to think like what a when you when you stop and think about how we've all chosen certain languages, whether it's Chinese or Spanish or whatever, you know, the region that we the world that we live in, we've chosen certain languages that become like our standard way of making sounds that convey our ideas. But these things have they've gone a totally different path, but it's kind of the same thing. They're like those Amazon tribes people that they discovered. You know, they're people. Their brains are probably just like our brains, exactly the same. But they never encountered all these metals and plastics and all the in innovations that came with the um industrial era. So they just live like people live thousands and thousands of years ago. But there's the same it's the same thing, right? They're just people. They

86:15probably have some crazy language that we don't know, but go down there and try to figure you'll hear them talk and you'll be like, "What in the are they saying?" Like, "What is this?" Like, "What kind of language is this?" That's what was going on with that dolphin. I was listening to that thing talk. And I was like, "Oh my god, they can't kill these. How are they killing these? They got to stop killing these." Like, whoever it is with I know uh Sea Shepard busts a lot of people all the time. Sea Shepard, they they catch these people because there's there's an embargo or not an embargo, it's a it's it's illegal in most places to kill whales, but what what they do is they say they have a research vessel and they kill them for research, but they're not research vessels. They take them, they chop them up, and they sell them, but they're still doing it. Like it's a it's

86:59it's a big deal in Japan apparently to dolphin. Well, dolphins is a different animal, but this is whales. They still go whaling. They still kill whales and pull these giant ass whales on these boats. And there's photo like see see if you can pull up the sea sheeperd photos. Sea sheeperd photos. Sea sheeperd captures uh or uh catches um ship with whales on it or something. It was just really disturbing because like they have they figured out some loophole where they're you're allowed to kill them if you're a research vessel. So, like, you know, all you have to do is just pretend you're a research vessel or perform a couple of tests, whatever is compulsory, whatever you have to do, and then uh sell all the whale parts. Just like you hear that thing sing and you're like, "Whoa, you can't kill that." Like, that's like a water person. It's like a weird water person. What is that? Sea

87:55catches J. Go large with that so we could see it. catches Japanese fleet. Oh my god. Look at all that's just where they slaughtered the whales in there. Oh, that's up, dude. Look, you can see the whale parts and It's just a It's Look at those three big ass whales sitting on the floor of this Japanese vessel. This is real recent, too. Yeah. Japanese fleet. See, click on that link so we can hear what the story is. Sea Shepard catches Japanese fleet four whales dead, man. Yeah. I mean, as many as these people go out and catch doing this and catching the act, how many people are getting away with this? The ocean's a big place. Sea Shepard only has so many boats. Horrible, huh? Yeah. It's Is it illegal in Japan? They found inside a southern ocean sanctuary. Sea Shepard said that it had located all five Japanese vessels now in pursuit, forcing the harpooners to cut short their

88:59operation and retreat. The group released footage and photographs showing three minky whales dead on the deck of the factory ship Nissen Maru and said a fourth, also believed to be a minky, was slaughtered when she seep she seeped helicopter flew overhead. There's three carcasses on the ship. A fourth carcass has been cut up. There's blood all over the place. The meat's carted around on this factory ship deck. Awful. I don't know what awful. A ff and inards being dumped in the ocean, said she seeped Australia chairman Bob Brown. And this is from 2014. Is that what it's from? Yeah. Yeah. They kill whales. There there there's something about that thing that that just that like listening to that sound. I don't think I ever heard that before. If I did, I never really listened. That's uh that's freaky, man. That's that's a freaky sound. Did you ever see that

90:01video of those um the people that were inside the uh submarine when the whale came to visit them? Dude, no. Dude, that's when you get a sense of how big whales are. These people are in this I don't know how deep they are, but they're deep. And this giant ass whale comes swimming right by them like right up to the side of the craft. They're like, "Whoa." Like you can see them looking through this thing at a whale. It's crazy. Yeah. You find that one? It's uh I forget what kind of some kind of submarine. Some kind of underwater expedition vehicle. Bigger than the submarine, right? Way bigger. Way bigger. Look at this. Here it is. So, here's these people. They're looking through this window and um whale sperm whale. It's a sperm whale. So, look at this. Look at this. That's a whale right there. Watch this thing as it gets closer. It's crazy, dude. Look at this. Look at that.

91:02Look at the size of that thing, man. It's just swimming right next to it. That looks That looks like a video game. That looks like that V virtual reality thing. I know it does, right? goes right under them. This is insane. It's going right under them. Wow. That all those deep sea um photos from that Russian fisherman. Yeah. Crazy crazy psycho alien stuff with teeth and Yeah, there's been a bunch of new ones that they found. What was that? That ghost shark. Yeah, I have that thing's insane. There's two of them. One of them that uh the Whitney Cummings sent me on uh Instagram uh that is uh crazy. It's uh some bioluminescent shark. She sent it to me on the Twitter. It's a bioluminescent shark that lives over a thousand feet under the water. Yeah. This is the ghost shark. Look at that thing, Brian. That's a real fish. Oh yeah. That thing was alive in that form before the dinosaurs.

92:09Yeah. Ghost shark. How crazy is that? When you could find something alive today that was absolutely alive 65 plus million years ago, what a what an amazing time we live in where you can get a glimpse of that and sort of use your shitty little monkey brain to try to figure out like how many different forms of life are there? Like how how how long has this thing been going on? Where's it going to? You hear that whale talking? Look at these things they found. Wow. Deep sea fisherman has been posting his finds on Twitter and it's legit terrifying. What is that? Hold on. That's that one fish. What is that? That's that angler fish. But look at it. It's blue and black. Oh my god. What a monster. What is that thing? That looks like a frog version of it or something. What is that? I've seen that one before. That crazy eel looking thing. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. That's adorable. Yeah, that looks

93:10like a Finding Nemo's buddy. Look at that thing. What in the That's the chest burster from the Alien movies. Yes, that's exact. Look at the teeth. Oh my god. Look at his teeth for breathing or something. Jesus Christ. Probably for finding prey. What is that? A shark. Some kind of shark or something. I can't read the I have no idea what it says in Russian. Oh. Oh my god. Look at these freaky things. Those guys look like kid. Homeboy Twitter page. Okay. R F E D O R T S O V like R Fedor or something. Fedor. R Fedortov. No. Ortsavv. Not st or right. How is that way? How you would say it? That looks like a muppet. Oh my god. That doesn't look real. Look at the eyes on that thing. Wow. It's just so amazing the variety of life. Look at that eyeball on top of its head, dude. It's on the bottom, I think. No, that's the top. Is it? Yeah. What are those eyes on the

94:18left and the right this way? That's not an eyeball, is it? No. Or the mouth is this way. That's the top of the mouth. Is that real? No. No. No. That thing's mouth is open and it's looking right at you. That looks like a bass. It's like a little something from Mario Brothers. It's That's right side up. No, that's an eyeball, bro. It's got an eyeball on its head. That's crazy. Okay, Google. Is there a fish that has an eyeball on its head? Is that thing It says right here, it's just a halibet and looks like a cyclops. Yeah. So, it's a halibet. Oh. Oh, we're just looking at it. Weird. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, if that was flattened out, it's so dark. I didn't know halibet ever got that dark. But the the angle they're holding it up, it looks like a cyclops. Cuz you know, you know how halibits are? They're flat and they have the eyeballs on one side. It's so weird. That's You ever

95:04seen a halibet in real life? They're so freaky looking. Pictures here that we pulled up. Like how did this evolve that way? They get to a spot on the ocean, they lay down on the sand, and then they shake themselves and they become one with the sand. Like they put sand all over their body and only their eyeballs poke up. You ever see that? It's crazy. Like how the Whoa, look at that thing. Halibet sandwich. How does something How? Don't Google that. Howitt in the sand. See, watch. You can see how it does it. It's crazy when you watch him do it cuz they're just swimming along and they find a spot and they pound on the sand until it covers them. Look at this. It's great. And that's how he hides. What a weird creature when they have the two eyeballs on one side and the other side no eyeballs and they're flat. Like that is a weird looking animal, dude. It's so

95:56weird. Its eyeballs are poking up and it's a predator, too, which is even weirder. I mean, that's not something that's like eating plants and It's waiting for something to up and get near it so it could jack them. Like, this is his uh weird camouflage method. And they're delicious. I'm not a fish guy at all. Really? Yeah. I I think I need to get that's something I need to get into it older I get type thing because I I hate fish and I just hate the taste of fish. I like hard shell like lobster stuff like that. But fish unless it's cooked deliciously, which most of the time it's just fish, uh I can't get into it at all. Well, fish is something that like if you go to like a Chili's or something like that and you order fish, it's probably not going to be so hot, right? But if you go to like a fish place and order fish, I mean, what do I know? Maybe Chili's has the

96:46best fish ever. Maybe I'm just a snob. But I'm like, they can't up chicken breasts, you know? Chicken breasts are pretty simple. But if your fish is old at all or weird at all, no sushi on Sundays because they can't ship it. So, you never go get fish on Sunday. Yeah. They say even Monday is a bit of a problem. Yeah. I don't know when the right like an old rule. They probably can ship stuff on Sundays now. They I get deliveries on Sunday. Amazon Prime does. Yeah. They can on Sunday. You get deliveries on Sunday. Yeah. Nobody's No more rest. Not mail. Just Sunday. No more rest for anybody. They're going to come to a time and it's not that far in the future where there's no more truck drivers. I was I've been reading a lot about this, man. This is weird. The number one job for white men in this country is truck driver. Wow. I made that up. I was going to say, wow. Sold.

97:39All right. I would believe it. No, but it's some it is high. But I did make that up and I was just wonderful. They are going away for sure. They're going away 100%. Find out um how many people drive trucks because it's something it's some amazing statistic like how many I think it's the number I do believe it's the number one job for men is truck driver and the women transportation of the world. US. To be a truck driving woman. What's that got to be like? Yeah. No, I'm just No, I'm just That was a joke. But like what do you have to be like? That's a that's a weird person. Got to like to be around dudes. Must been like a family thing. Approximately 3.5 million professional truck drivers in the United States, according to estimates, American Trucking Association, total number of people enjoyed employed by the uh in the industry, including those in positions

98:23that do not entail driving, exceeds 8.7 million. Um, wow. Find out what percentage though, what percentage of men, uh, like instead of how many truck drivers in the UFC, what percentage of men working drive trucks? Uh, that's a bad question. I'm not answering it right. I'm not asking it right. Right. Like, um, percentage of men that drive trucks for a living. Google that. Percentage of male truck drivers. Percentage of Yeah. percentage of men who drive trucks for a living. I hear 20% are women. Wow. Of all truck drivers. Says, right? He in this article he expects about 10% of the freight's 9,000 haulers to be women which is almost twice the national average. So that's double the national average is about 20%. Right. But is that the n national average for any job or for truck driving? For truck driving. Truck driving. Okay. So let's find out what the percentage of people that drive

99:21trucks are because I think for men just just Google what percentage of men drive trucks. Women right here. Uh 5.8% of the 3.4 4 million truck drivers last year were women. Okay. So 3.4 million truck drivers and that's from 2010 or 2011 compared to 4.6% in 2010. Huh. So that's saying it's declining. 2% are It says I think it's more than two. 5.8% of the 3.4 million truck drivers last year is compared to the 4.6%. Okay. Most there's more female truck drivers now. It's not 4.6 million. I'm I'm reading it wrong. Says that most female truckers work in twoerson driving teams. Good move. Yeah. Motheraughter pairings. Yeah, that's that's a good move. Stay safe. Lesbians keep a gun. Don't say lesbians, bro. They just No, I bet I bet they That's a big thing. You know, they would like being on the road together. You're going on road trips having fun. If you're a lesbian, maybe what if you start

100:21fighting? What if you're like halfway across the goddamn country? You got to make the next 2,000 miles with this who won't even eat your ass anymore. I'm so tired of her Oh, you think you're too good for me? This is um it's a weird time when it comes to those people because those jobs are going to go away. They're going to have automated trucks. All jobs. Yeah, fast food. Fast food's going to go away before truckers. Cashiers. I think the cashiers are going to go away. Sure. But I don't think truckers I think it's gonna I think the trucker thing is going to happen sooner than you think. They've already started using these drone trucks, right? I think so. Yeah, I think they've already started using them in some places. It's a you're going to have to figure out a way to employ those people. You got millions of people millions of people that don't have a job

101:06anymore cuz um but there is there more jobs opening up of things like Twitchers, YouTubers, you know? Well, there could be if they could figure out how to do it, but I mean not everybody figures out how to do it that even does it. How many people figure out how to make a living off of uh doing anything on the internet? You know, even people that do it, how many people that are on like Instagram, they do it all the time, they do it all day. How many people are making nothing? You know, zero. A lot. They just do it because it's fun. They haven't figured out how to profit off of it. You can't just expect these truck drivers to figure it out. It's just like they're going to be, "What the man? There's no jobs left." That was a legitimate job. Like you get out of school, there was always these commercials for truck companies, truck driving companies. We need drivers. Do

101:52you have a safe record? You're like, man, I might be a driver. You can earn $16 an hour. You're like, "Oh 16 an hour." You know, all those commercials, those are going away. That job doesn't exist anymore. Probably drone drivers now or something like that. You know, even that, even that, those are going to be automated, too. You're going to send those things like a navigation signal. For a while, you'll need people to fix it to fix them. Make sure they're working. PCR repair till robots know how to do it better than you can. as I know for a while. man. There's too many of us. We outfucked our resources. Maybe that's what's going on. We got to back off the I wonder if it's going to get to the point where like, you know, like chain restaurants like chilies or whatever. Like in the back they have they're going to just like not even have cooks. It's just going to be

102:33like plate comp squirt the Alfredo, squirt the noodle, you know, like it's going to be or they're going to use that meat material and make it with a 3D printer like Westworld style when they're making the body. Yeah. They're going to put your New York strip together that way. I wonder if it's going to be better. Imagine if you like you make meat in a factory and it's never been worked out. So, it's like super tender. You're biting through it. You're like, "Oh my god." And they figured out how to manipulate it so it has like double the protein, 15 times the iron. In the Matrix, that guy left the Matrix cuz he's like, "I don't give a if the steak tastes like I know it's fake, but I want I want it to I want that fake taste to be fake as food right now." Yeah. He knew it was fake, but he didn't care cuz it tasted amazing. That's might be going on right now. Might be going on right now. It's

103:21entirely possible we're in the Matrix. I think so. I know you do. I finally I finally killed my other rat. Or I got the I got I got No, I didn't kill it, but I got it out of my house. I got rid of it. It got trapped. Uh the first rat uh broke his neck, you know. Second rap got his leg trapped. I saw that. Yeah, you saw that. Uh, and yeah, he hasn't been back since back. He might be dead. My dad said that if you if a rat sees another rat get hurt or it gets hurt in a rat cage, they automatically know never to go back there again. Like or never to That's why they're so hard to catch because if they see another rat in a trap rat in a trap, they know go, "All right, don't touch that silver thing," you know? Yeah, it makes sense. I saw that video that you put up that was crazy, dude. The audio the audio of that mouse screaming screaming. Doesn't it sound like a monkey? Yeah. Listen to

104:10this. We'll crank it up. Crank that volume up. There it is. There's this little eye coming out like that. Like that. Ow. So, it's freaking out. It's got its leg trapped. Is that what's in there? Leg. It's trapped. Were you home when that happened? No. My girlfriend was and she was texting me, "Brian, there's a monkey in the kitchen." Now, it goes back up and this is the last thing ever seeing me. It goes into my cupboard. And so that's like a hole in the cupboard. That's how you're catching him. Yeah. Oh, so that's all contained inside some little box. So he was getting in there and eating your food. He He didn't get to eat any of my food. He could only get underneath my kitchen sink. But when we opened up the kitchen sink after we found out we had rats, all our cleaning supplies had been drank. Why Why are you showing me different things back and forth? Hold

104:59on. Hold on a second. What is this? This is a different camera angle. But hold on. Don't distract me. Like tell me what you show. What is this one? I was just getting back to that cuz that was him talking in the middle. I was getting off of that. So, this is another rat. No, this is the same one, different camera. Oh, okay. So, did you get a camera of the rat where you killed it? Uh, yeah, we have photos of that. And yeah, we have the the video wasn't as good, though. But the photos are pretty cool. So, when he jumps through, it doesn't look like he's hurt at all. Yeah, but he hasn't been back. Yeah. Uh, but what's weird is that they they drank and ate all my uh cleaning supplies. And so, like there was a thing of bleach that had been eaten through and drank. What? So, they had been living off my cleaning supplies. What? They ate bleach? Yeah. All my Ammonia, uh, uh, wax for

105:44your floors. Floor wax. I hate that It's all gone. And there's just a hole in it where they had drink all and what the Yeah. Wait a minute. Google what can rats eat? Can rats eat cleaning supplies? I think I think they're pretty much You can't kill a rat. And watching them the last three weeks was just amazing seeing how smart they I don't know if you've seen that Morgan Spurlock movie, Rats, on Netflix. That's awesome. Yeah. And just the trailer, they're like they're they're they're saying how rats are getting smarter. They're about to overtake us. And I believe it though, just watching my rat. I was obsessed with them. I was watching them all night. I had three camera shoot. Morgan, don't be so silly. But yeah, that's a horrible feeling having rats in your house. And I've had it before. Yeah, I I want I want to move even though they're gone. I just don't

106:29want to be in that house. Did I ever tell you the rat in my garage story? No. from Enino. When I lived in Enino, I killed a rat in my garage. Put this trap up. That's where I used to keep my trash. Kept it in the barrels in the garage. Then I take it out in the morning, right when you're supposed to. I killed this rat. It dies in the in the trap. I look at it. It's a big rat. I was like, "Whoa, that thing's huge." I was like, "All right, I don't I'm lazy. I don't feel like taking care of it now. I'm going to go take care of it in the morning." So, I wake up in the morning. I go out there. It's eaten. They ate him. I mean, they ate him down to the tail. All that was left was the tail. Jesus. And I was like, "Holy shit." First of all, it taught me even rats when eat rat tails, which is interesting. Rat tails must taste like Weird. Rat ate his friend's He

107:16got to the tail. He's like, "Enough." This is where I draw the culinary line. Like they I mean, they ate the out of this rat. When I tell you there was like almost none of it left, but it was like there was still meat that was trapped in the um in the jaws of the mouse trap, the rat trap. So, you could tell that he it wasn't like it was all gone. Like there was a lot left where you could tell they ate him, but it was like they had eaten almost everything. All the inards gone, up. Eyeballs gone, face gone. They just ate the out of their friend. Ate the out of him. And they did it overnight. I don't know how many rats were in there, but it's a fat ass rat. Think about if you had you, me, and Jamie had to eat a whole person in a night. Jesus. How How could you eat them? How much How much meat is that? That's insane. Like, how many rats are there that they

108:07ate my whole rat in one night? I mean, you'd have to like, okay, if you had to eat a person, you and if the three of us, you know, had to recruit a bunch of people to help us eat someone the size of Tony Hitchcliffe, not a big person. Take an hour. No, take weeks. Yeah. Do with the bones, throw away the bones, right? We would have to get like a hundred dudes to help us. Yeah, you throw away the bones. They ate through those bones. They ate They ate most of the bones. How much meat can you eat at at dinner? Like 2 lbs. Maybe you might be able to force three lbs in your face, but you're going to feel like So, the the equivalent for a rat is like you eating 50 lb. I didn't know they jump so high. I didn't know that was a thing. Rats jump high like to on top of to your counters. Like, that was up. Yeah, dude. They're freaks. They can scramble up things. They'll

109:00attack you. They got into my wall heater and uh my heater up and like blew the pilot out and did something like they really me up. My dog like wouldn't leave my bedroom. I I wouldn't leave my bed. God, dude. Well, think about a dog. That's like having a rat the size of a dog. Imagine that. Like a rat the size of a German Shepherd living in your house. The the I think that rat's documentary started because they were uh the rat terrier thing. thing. There was there's a group of people that take their little dogs and they up rats. Yeah, it's fun. Destroy them. Yeah. Break their backs. Don't even eat them. They just f they do it like for fun almost. Well, that's what those dogs are designed for. They made those dogs in Europe, I believe. I might have made that up, but uh they made those dogs just to go after rats. Yeah, I was about to get one. Please Google what

109:48percentage of white men drive trucks. I was I was driving me crazy. I got to find this out. I was about to get cats again. I was about to get a rat chair. Call me up, man. I can borrow one. Borrow one of your cats. No, you can't. You don't want a cat. They in a box in your house as awesome as they are. And if you leave them outside to kill the rat, I was going to have Tony lay there with his butt up in his pants down in the kitchen against the wall. Tony Hinch. I don't get it. How's that going to kill the cat? Richard Gear. You know, Richard Gear. Like the the rat would go in the butt. Never mind. Boy, that was bad. Jesus. Tried everything. Uh, but you got rid of your rats. I mean, yeah, you got to you got to do it right. You got to kill them with traps. You got and you got to set out poison and you got to have someone do the whole thing. Otherwise, they'll take over your

110:38place. I think luckily for the last week and a half, there hasn't been one rat. So, well, it's one reason why I'm pro coyote. You know, even though coyotes have eaten my chickens, they've killed at least one that I know of. They might have killed two. I think that coyotes are super important for keeping the rat population in check and the mouse population in check. Somebody told me if we just had more guinea pigs, like live like that, they would take care of all that. Like guinea pigs hate rats and mice. And I wouldn't mind guinea pigs. Those are kind of cool. I wouldn't mind seeing those guys. Well, there was a show on Anthony Bourdain's uh old show. He did an episode about this family that lived in South America. And apparently in a lot of places, guinea pigs are eaten on a regular basis and they keep them as pets. So the entire floor of these people's house, like where their

111:27kitchen is, there's guinea pigs running all over the place. They just grab one of them, kill them, cook them up. That's weird. They're so stupid. They don't even know their friend died. They're like, "Where is Mikey?" They're not like rats. They're just like they're pets and they're, you know, even if you It's I mean kind of it's kind of what you're doing if you kill chickens, you know? It's just these are just wandering around with you, but they're they're wellfed. And then when the time has come and the family needs to eat, they just grab one of those I bet guinea pig's good. It looked good. The way they were cooking it, it looked like they've done it before, right? It's probably super lean. You know, it's probably uh a lot like rabbit or something like that. I don't like rabbit too much. You know, there's mites that grow on rabbits that can kill you. Oh, really? Yeah. that if

112:12you get bitten by these mites, they carry diseases, especially um like jack rabbits, like a lot of jack rabbits have them. And if these uh it's like really important to be careful cuz if you don't if you don't handle them with gloves or if you get them on your body and if you get the wrong kind of m you know how like ticks carry Lyme disease some ticks do. Some mites carry this horrible disease that kills people and if you don't get antibiotics in you at the right time people have died from like killing a rabbit and eating it from the mites biting you. Like what in the I was scared that this rat was gonna like this rat jumped on Janice and my girlfriend. Like it touched her like well we didn't we thought there was only one rat and then so we were like cleaning something out in the kitchen and she picked up like this styrofoam thing and it was attached to the styrofo

113:02like what like it wouldn't let go of it. And so like when she picked it up the rat looked over at her she and it just jumped and you know luckily it didn't bite her or anything like that. Jesus Christ. What if it got caught in her hair and it's just chewing its way out. Eddie if sent me he has rats right now. He has a huge rat problem because he lives with he lives in the country. Eddie if lives in a very rural area. Yeah. Santa Monica Mountains or something like that. Right. Well, where he is is like there's coyotes and mountain lions and all kinds of Yeah. What is that? A keyboard attached to an iPad. Yeah. Now, why why that over a laptop? Oh, I use a laptop. I just this is uh my like for drawing uh for like DJing for like Kill Tony and stuff like I could pretty much do everything that I can uh on this than my laptop, right? But it doesn't have any

113:53storage. Uh yeah, it's got storage, but I mean like you can't like make a file, right? And like leave it on your desktop, right? So So there's certain things like that I need to do that for I have it has memory like you could store movies on it and songs and stuff like that. Yeah, it's great. I love this. This is and you know the cool thing is you could just carry it around like this. You know, it doesn't have to have the keyboard. And the stewardist doesn't give you a hard time when you're watching a movie like that, but if you use the keyboard, you're a bad person, right? What the is that about? Makes no sense. Like, you have to close your laptop, but you're allowed to open up your tablet. Explain. How come How come I can hold on to a tablet and it's safe, but if I'm messing around with a keyboard, I might blow this right out of the sky? It makes zero sense. You

114:36have to put away your laptop. But you can hold on to your iPad. What? I want to know why this laptop has such a huge brick. Like that's because it's a really good laptop. Yeah, but I mean if you get Windows I know, but if you get the latest MacBook Pro, like the highest specs ever. It doesn't have a brick like that has a little power thing, but Well, I have a backup brick. It's a smaller brick than that. That's a big brick. Oh, that's not That's a brick I bought online because And it is a Lenovo brick. I think it just works on a lot of different laptops and they make a giant one too that's like a 17inch one. They still make a 17inch one. That's a crazy brick. This is uh for me like when I switch people keep asking me because like most people just use Apple stuff and they stay on Apple stuff. The hardest thing was trying to use an Android phone. I I abandoned that. The

115:23reason why I abandoned that is just too many people send me iMes there's no real and I I contacted a lot of like I contacted you and a lot of people. I called him up and I said, "Hey man, do me a favor. Change the thing on your phone that says I have an iPhone. Change it to just mobile and try to send me a text message. I'm going to send you a text message. Tell me if you get it." And nobody was getting They were getting my messages, but nobody's messages were getting back to me. They were going as iMss. So, I even hold on a second. It does go both ways, but I never got the messages back. But I even contacted Apple and I said, "Pull my email off the iMessage server, the email that I used to have connected to it and they pulled it and I it still wasn't going through." So I waited a day and then after a day I was think I was saying like 50% of the texts I was sending were going through

116:11as text and people were replying as text 50%. The rest of it was like a big struggle. So I Okay, this. Like they make it really hard. Yeah. all the greens that I know like constantly we're having problems like why didn't you text me back what are you talking about and then I look at their phone and they sent me something or I sent them something but the the communication between Android and Apple operating systems is not there still like it's not 100% like I've never experienced that I've never experienced anybody sending me a green message and me not getting it but for sure once I switched over to Android it was a disaster for a solid day and a half I was and I was in the middle of doing business stuff. I was like, I can't do this. I I need to I need to be able to answer questions. I need to be able to, you know, so when you try to switch over to Windows, it's

116:58easy. Windows is easy. This Windows 10 is great. It works good. I like there's certain a bunch of things. It's different. It's weird. Shows me different pictures on my desktop. If I decide to every day, it shows me like new cities and new nature settings and stuff. I can open it with my fingerprint. You know, there's a lot of like like the password works with my fingerprint. The keyboard's amazing. It's a way more comfortable experience typing because I was I used MacBooks for so long and they are they're still great but MacBooks are metal and metal doesn't feel as good on your hands like this plastic the keyboard I haven't see like look at this man when you want to start this up you put your fingerprint in there yeah the new MacBooks have uh the thumb print but they the new keyboard's awful I it's like it's doesn't click anymore it's like it's like spongy or something

117:45that's the thing I like the most about this is that the keyboard like when you hear when you type listen to this. Yeah. It's like a it's like you have like some travel. You have travel to the keys, you know? And I think for someone who writes, like for me, my fingers have to be comfortable so I can just I know where the the letters are. They got to be comfortable. So like, oh yeah, this is I get this. And when I don't get any feedback, it's not the same loop of information. So it doesn't feel as good. Like if I try to type something on one of those virtual keyboards, I try to type things. It just feels so weird. I never know where I'm if am I putting my fingers in the right place, in the wrong place. It's just not as good. This is what Apple changes their keyboard, too. It's why it feels a little different. They call it butterfly keys or some And what's the difference? It's

118:31like a little I don't know. It's a little softer. This is the old style. It's called scissor mechanism. So the old style you feel more of a click. Yeah. See, I want more click. Yeah, me too. This new one felt mushy. That's what it felt like. Mushy. I want to click. Like what I like about this, like feel this. Tap tap those keys. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's perfect. Yeah. And it's like shaped like a little half moon. Yeah. You know, like the bottom of it has it's it's got like a little divot. Your fingers sit in there. And you know when you start moving your keys, like the Apple ones are really flat. Yeah. Flat on those. That's one of the things that I don't like that much. What I like about this Lenovo, this ThinkPad, is that there's like a contour, like a a a pool in the middle of these keys, like there's they're lower in the middle and higher in the ends, and your fingers float right into

119:21that spot, and they feel like it's giving you feedback. See, look, you can even tell by this photo that Jamie has up. Look, there's barely any difference between a non-pushed button and a pushed button. Look how like depth there is. There's barely anything. I need more. Me, too. I need more. But they're trying too hard to be like slick looking and futuristic and minimalistic and the experience of using something is like this. This is a big issue with the car world, you know. Yeah. Because with in with new cars, cars are becoming more and more numb to the experience of driving. Like the steering is now electric instead of hydraulic. And you're you're like your power steering feels weirder. You don't like you don't feel it all it feels very universal. No matter what you do, it's easy to turn the wheel and then the body doesn't give as much feedback. The suspension is more

120:11improved because it absorbs the ground better. So, it feels kind of like you're floating. You don't feel like when the tires are going to break as much as you used to in the old days. Like in the old days, if you had an old car, like if you had like um like a old 911, like that's a perfect example, like a Porsche 911, those cars were super light and they didn't have that much power. It's one of the things that people don't realize. Like an old Porsche has probably less power for sure than your truck. Like what do you think your truck has? What kind of truck do you have? That Ford Ford Edge, but it's a 4x4 V6. Yeah. So, your V6 probably has like 260 horsepower. Let me guess. Pull up Ford Edge horsepower. Which one do you have? Like a 2008. Let's take a guess. All drive. Now, think about this. This is a truck, right? is a big ass truck. It's got a lot of body to it. 265. There

121:05we go. Bango. I nailed it. Damn. Okay. Now, a Porsche 911 from like 1973, I want to say maybe has 140 or 150 horsepower. Let's find out. 911. Porsche 911 1973 horsepower. It's not popping right up. Where would be the best place? Just Just Google horsepower. Porsche 9 1973 Porsche 911 stock horsepower. Something said it increased. Should have it on wiki. Something said it increased from 190 to something. Does that sound right? Maybe it was a turbo. Did they have a turbo in 73? I don't think they did. Probably not. Anyway, uh your What do we got? Sorry, you said 911. Yeah, Carrera popped up. Yeah. No, that's the right word. 911 Carrera. Okay. Carrera means race in some What is that? You think German? Doesn't seem like it. Carrera sounds like an Italian word. Yeah, Italian. What's that, Jame? Uh, I see 200 developing a 210 PS or 210 200 210. Okay. So, if that's what it is,

122:13your your truck has 50 more horsepower than a Porsche, which is like a super sports car and at the time, but um that car is so light that you feel everything. Like with those those old Porsches, like you feel every bump in the road. And when the tires start to give out, you kind of feel them giving out like you feel in your butt. Like you you know when it's happening. Whereas with um uh modern cars, man, they they go numb. You don't feel them anymore. That's the same thing with like electronic stuff. Like I have a mechanical keyboard on my my home computer. It's like a real clickity click clickity click. It feels Is your home computer a PC or Mac? It's a PC. It's a Mac rather. Okay. Mac. Um but uh but I would use a PC for a home computer. I have no I don't do anything, man. What do I do? I write I write on this. They And also there's a program one of the big issues like I've talked

123:07about that write room program that I use all the time. There's one that they make that's even better for uh Windows. It's called What the is it called? Like Focus Writer or something like that. Let's see what it's called. Oh, yeah. Carrera's race in Spanish. Ah, there we go. It was named after a race that I won. The car was I've been looking at PCs just because I want to get the one of the either the Oculus or the HTC vibe. Yeah, Focus Writer is the name of this program that I use, but it's the same thing as Wright Room. just gives you that uh Oh, yeah. green font with a black background. It's like dust. That to me is like the most important thing about writing. If I can get a program like that on my computer, what else does it need to do? As long as it doesn't me. It doesn't like just crash all the time. And the thing about these ThinkPads is they use these these are

123:56military spec and they use these in a lot of like big businesses. They don't want these things to up. So, these are these are like a it's a very durable computer. It's so durable that a lot like a lot of these people they don't they don't even recommend wows 10. They want Windows 7. Like they they sell it with Windows 7 as an option. And I've seen Windows 7. It's like Jesus Christ. What are we in the 90s here? Windows XP Pro. Yeah. They go back because it's like super stable. Like it's been worked out. And yeah, you don't need Mac anymore. It's nice that they they innovate and they keep coming up with cool and their phones are still awesome. But the experience on a Windows computer is in my me it's like not much different. It took me like how long Jamie? A couple days. I was like this thing's great. It's I'm not I don't have a problem with it at all. I don't miss

124:40it at all. Is that a gaming at all? It can. This is not the best one for gaming. This is a work computer. But the battery life is insane. It looks like it has a great That actually looks like the the laptop I sold you when I lived in Ohio. Yeah. the one that I went to the airport and I got flagged for it. There's a smaller one, the uh ThinkPad PX260 or something like that. I think that's it. But it gets 17 hours. 17 hours of use online with no with not being plugged in. I'm looking at uh Alienware and Razer is the two laptop the new one that they just this thing the QHD Plus. The new Razer laptops are like they're like super high-end laptops. Those are beautiful. Yeah, they're all aluminum, you know, like the it looks a lot a lot like a MacBook in a lot of ways. It's like a aluminum PC version of a MacBook. Yeah. Jamie, you have an HTC. Do you Yeah, I get a

125:38laptop. I got a a computer. I wanted it to be a little more stable. Uh I didn't get the best highest end thing you could get. Did you just go to like Best Buy and just grab a computer? Uh I went to Fries. I found something that was I could have got it at Best Buy, but they didn't. The actual computer I found I wanted to get wasn't available at the store at the time. It was backorded on different places. I found somewhere in California I could go get one and have it in my hands that day because I'd ordered a five and I didn't want it sitting around staring at me and I couldn't use it. So, I went and got something I could play with. I do almost nothing on this computer other than web surf and write. That's it. That's it. It does everything. And this thing also has two terabytes two terabytes of storage in it. Yeah. And you know when the the new Macs didn't have a um USB

126:22port, I was like, "Fuck you." But do the new computers do these new PC ones still have all this Yes, this one does. This has everything. This has HDMI. This thing has everything. It has a a smart card reader. It's like they just keep making things less and less convenient and no options. Like, how about you have one of those and then you have one. Let's go crazy with some USB ports. How about you have one that has a disposable battery? Let us know. Like, can you make one with a replaceable battery? Isn't that possible? You Keyboard on the Razor. That's Yeah, that's a screen for your trackpad. Oh my god. Have special hotkeys set up to whatever you want them to be. Some hot keys can be your mail. Some hot keys could be YouTube. YouTube. Wow. Whatever you want. That's dope. That's a dope laptop LED and it's super thin. And how much do they um Yeah. How much does that

127:14go for? I think the the stealth I'm not sure if this is actually the stealth. This with this keyboard it might be a little more speced out. But the stealth starts like 1,400 bucks which isn't very bad at all especially if you want to run the baddest ass games you can. And it can run really badass games. You can run stuff on ultra settings with these which is looks fantastic. So that's that way more physical capability than a Mac keyboard or a Mac laptop would rather. Yeah. Now, um, how big did they make them? Because that's another thing that annoyed me when Apple stopped doing the 17inch one. I know. They make a 17. I think so. Ah, well, what app what Apple's done? Let's see. Oh, see if they make a 17inch one. 17. They do the blade. Oh my god. 17 inches. Look at the size of that thing. Let me Let's see a big picture. Look at the size of that thing. Look at

128:03the Blade Pro. The Blade Pros looks better. But again, here, look. I'm sure those are badass and they're probably better than this for um running games on it. And if I wanted to run games, I'd be all over that But you don't want to get virtual reality? No. Why you too busy? That PlayStation virtual reality really got me. I have a pool table game. You can play pool. I have a pool table right out there. I play pool. But it's uh it's got me addicted. Like I'm addicted to it now. But I really want to play like the HTC. I don't know which one to get though, dude. The vibe that Duncan has is insane. And there's a boxing game that you play on it. It's kind of weird because you to for the knuckles to come out like this, like they would if you were punching somebody, you have to hold your hand upright so that the bottom of your hand is facing the ground and your thumb is facing up. So that's

128:54the only way you get the gloves to look right. So it feels weird because you're punching them like this kind of, you know, like you're not turning your knuckles over. But that's just in your head. Like if you if you could get over the fact that the knuckles look different on screen, you could just turn your hands in and punch like you normally would, but you get a workout doing it, man. It's like a real workout. Yeah. Like you're boxing against a dude. You're moving and he's throwing punches at you and you're trying to get out of the way and he hits you like everything lights up. It gets white like you just got hit. Yeah. I want to do it. There's a way you can get all the I'm I'm pretty sure of this, too. You can get all the Oculus games on the Vive. I don't think you can do it the other way around. It's like program something. Doesn't the Vive have like more cameras? So, it has a

129:35larger It uses something called room scale. So, there's two. You can buy more if you want. I'm not sure really why you would want to buy more yet, but it comes with two uh lighouses is what they're called. You play six and a half ft off the ground and they figure out like where you are and track you, track the headset, track your hands in the room. So, they always kind of know what's right, what's left. You don't have to keep switching your hands around. Wow. There's another game that Duncan had that's an archery game that's amazing. I have. It is. So, did you when you draw back and they're they're raiding the castle? Yeah. They're coming at you and you shoot at them. They're like circles with like shields in front of them and spears. How long ago do you think would you say you did that with Duncan? September maybe. Yeah, probably around then. Just in that amount of time since

130:16from now till then. There's three cooler archery games that have come out. Really? There's like a hunting experience game where you're like walking around the woods. You know what I would really like? I would really like if they made one where I could use my real bow. Oh, that'd be cool. Because if I could use my real bow and I could draw it back, it would have to be in some sort of a secured room. You take off the headset and there's a bunch of dead people everywhere. But um but it would actually help you because of the like the weight of the bow. You want to feel the exact weight. The biggest issue right now with that is that that headset gets in the way of when you're trying like you draw a bow, you put it next to your head, that thing get in the way. Yeah. would hit your thing because as I'm doing it now, I'm just pulling it back like this on Duncan. But I know there's a video game.

131:00Let's look this up. Maybe this would be a new thing for the the the new studio. There's an archery game where you actually shoot at a screen and animals walk in front and you shoot a real bow at the screen and where it hits it lights up. What? You're not shooting arrows though, are you? Yes, you are. Oh, cool. You're shooting a real arrow at a real screen. I'm down with that. Yeah. Look at this real tree. Wet tail country. I don't know if this is it. Okay, this is it. Yeah, hunt. Techno hunt. Okay, so watch. This guy's got a video and he's he's standing in front of the screen. He's going to shoot it. Let me see. Oh, yeah. Look at this. So, it looks like it's about 40 yards away. Not even. I should say 40 feet away. Watch this. He's going to shoot at it. Perfect shot right there. Oh, that sounds stupid. Yeah, but you would shoot through your screen immediately. No, but

131:54that's what he just did. He that stuck into the screen. No, that was a that was a picture of an arrow. So, what is it? A fake arrow. Yeah, right away you see the arrow bounce off. Wait a minute. Let me see it. Let me do it again. Do it again. This is like from 1982, I think. No, no, no. Hold on. So, he hit it and then it shows where you hit. Yeah, but that's a big fake arrow. I'm just saying. Yeah, that's a fake arrow. But he actually did hit it where the fake arrow points. The fake out was just indicating what spot on the screen into the wall, too. Yeah. Listen, hear it again. Perfect angle to slip one in there. But your more your super powerful bow would shoot some through a wall, right? You would want to use a less powerful Yeah, I think you actually have to. Like Cam Haynes was playing this game and he told me they had to D-tune his bow. And uh I think at

132:38the time he was shooting with a 70 pound bow. I think he was shooting with a uh carbon spider turbo, but I might be wrong. But the carbon spider turbo, they don't they didn't make that any faster than 70 pounds or any um more weight. I think it's probably a feet per second and um kinetic energy thing like the arrow probably has to be a certain weight too. But would it just be more fun or would you actually be getting benefit out of practicing with something that's less powerful than what you usually use? Um, there's a different feel to a less powerful bow, but the the principles of archery are the same. As long as you hold right, pull through the shot, anchor in the same way, use the correct uh body positioning. I'm going to do archery, dude. Archery is awesome. I love doing it. It's so fun. And uh if it wasn't for my friend Cameron Haynes and my friend John Dudley, I wouldn't

133:28know about it. It takes a long time to learn. Okay, this is a different one. So this guy's doing it here. Boom. Could be a little more updated as well. That's better. Let me see that again. Back that up again. So he shoots and where does his arrow go? So it does bounce off the wall. Yeah. See, you have to use a ass bow. A rubber point. Yeah. Well, it's good practice for sure. This is See, like he's hitting perfect every time. So it's good practice for that for aiming, hitting the vitals and all that. They're telling you. Exactly. But it can't be more than this is like 20 um 20 yards away it looks like cuz like that big buck hunting game you're not getting any hunting value out of that. It's just fun to shoot fake with a fake. No, but this is they're shooting a real bow. So to answer your question, the difference between shooting like a 50 lb bow with these light arrows, it

134:20bounces off the screen. Like what benefit you would get? You'd get a lot of benefit. Like you don't need a big heavy bow to uh to get the benefit of being accurate. Like people are accurate with like really really light bows and that's really all you'd worry about as long as you had the strength. How rude. They're gonna shoot a rabbit. As long as you have the strength right in the eyeball. Bullseye. Okay, stop. What is the name of this company? That's rude. Shot it in the eyeball and it says bullseye. I feel like I could design a better version of that. Well, it's probably super hard to make something where you can actually shoot something at a screen and it registers, right? What? Like find out. I bet that's expensive as That's probably the same technology that does the golf golf simulators. Oh, yeah. But but the difference between a golf thing is a

135:04golf is a ball. You're knocking it into a screen. Still going fast as though. Not as fast as a bow. Yeah. But you could probably have something where it's going in a different way though. There's a point in the end of a bow or an arrow rather. Yeah. Okay. I bet a golf club when you hit a golf ball. I bet it does go faster if you really drive it. Does it? Okay. How many feet per second do you think someone drives a golf ball? Feet per second. Yeah. Oh jeez. How many feet per second does Tiger Woods knock a golf ball? Oh, John. Who Who hits it harder? John Dailyaly. John Daly hit it harder than Tiger Woods. No. You see Tiger's nipples? His nipples. He did. You see it, Jamie? He released a naked or not a shirtless photo and his nipples have been the talk of the town. He's got weird nipples. Time to move to a new town. You move in the wrong town. If all they're

135:53talking about is Tiger Woods. Hey. Hey, open up, man. Have you heard about tiger nipples? Look at his nipples. What is Look at what's going on with his goatee. Is that real? It's something he said he does for his kids. It's like badass Santa or some Oh, okay. It's a loophole. If I was Brendan Shab, I would say for sure don't do that anymore. Um, what is the um feet per second of the golf ball? 100. You had to take me on a nipple detour, huh? Got distracted. How many feet per second does a golf ball 150 travel? I'd say 150. How many feet per second does a golf ball travel? Let's see. You say 50. No, 150. 150. It's probably more than that. It's probably about as fast as a bow and arrow. 250 ft per second. Yeah, that's good terminal speed for an arrow. Like that's what you want. The rule is that you can't hit a ball faster than that in the USGA. What? You could tell someone

136:53they can't hit it faster. Maximum tolerance of 2% will be allowed. What? What? I don't get like what if you get some dude who's like, "Okay, how about this? What if like Kobe Bryant goes into golf?" Like, think of a super athlete driving a golf ball perfectly. It's more like so 100. You can calculate with your swing and the the weight and the speed of your driver and the club face and all that. Uh, and then balls weigh different amounts, too. It's all maybe because there's people standing around you could somebody up. You're him up no matter what, man. You hit him 200 miles an hour in the face. You're him up. I don't know. That's ridiculous. Max speed of 72 is what? But imagine if you did have a guy like a Kobe Bryant or like a LeBron James gets into golf. Like LeBron LeBron James gets in golf and it can knock a golf ball to the moon. But uh that's about the same speed

137:45an arrow goes if it's a good heavy arrow. Like a lot of people like to try to keep their arrows actually under 280 ft per second, like between 280 and some people get up to like 290ish, but they feel like when the arrows go faster than that, they actually the flight gets compromised. It's like there's too much Yeah. Because there's almost like too much wind resistance. There's too much uh there's like the wind impacts the way the thing spins. What is this? Long long drives. That's guy hitting about 200 mph ball. Okay. What is that in feet per second? Oh, just Google 206 miles an hour equals feet per second. Find out what the that means. 206 in feet per second. What do you think it is? 302. Okay. So, that's about what you would expect from like a topend bow with a fairly light arrow. But like I said, most people try to keep their arrows a little slower

138:44than that, believe it or not. So what they would do is they'd make a heavier arrow. So like if you had a 400 grain arrow and you were coming in at 302 feet per second, a lot of people would tell you you probably better off with a 450 grain arrow that comes in around 270, something like that. Yeah. 270, 280. Yeah. You want more control. It's more forgiving and also it has more impact. Like a light arrow going really fast doesn't do the damage that a heavy arrow going fast does. So same difference in golf, too. They get more control over their ball. So they can so it lands somewhere they want it to land as opposed to just going 500 for sure. That's the thing with pool too. The break shot in pool like there's arguments that uh like there's a guy named Shane Van Boning who's probably one of the best breakers in the history of pool. He breaks so good, but he

139:30doesn't put near the effort into it that all these other guys do. Some other guys throw their body into it like karate, like they're trying to kick through a wall and blah and they have this crazy impact on the balls. But Shane, what he does is he stays flat on the ball and he just strokes through it perfectly. So the ball is almost never um in the air. The problem with hitting a pool ball like this guy is ridiculous break shot. Like you can't tell from that picture, but I've seen him do it live a bunch of times. I've I've actually uh watched him play in person several times. He's amazing. But he doesn't hit it as hard as other guys do. He just hits it more perfect. When you look at like high-speed photography of a a pool queue, when a guy hits it really hard, the ball is actually in the air, like when it's in the air, when it impacts, like see how it hops like that,

140:17too. That's also just from the force of it. But look at all these balls flying all over the place. It's ridiculous. Like he's a he's a freak in that regard. But it's just perfect accuracy and precision. And it's just it's a matter of like the perfect mechanics and like this loose like fluid motion, fluid and efficient motion. That's what they say is the same thing is about golf that that driving of the ball that it's not about musling it right. It's about like driving through it. Yeah. Like when I play pool and I'm playing good, like I'm I'm never really good, but when I'm better, what happens is I get to the point where I'm just like the the Q's doing all the work. I'm just like letting I'm like moving it into the spot and I just like let it just sort of like I don't ever tighten my hand up on it. I don't punch it. It just flows. And when you do that, it's

141:07crazy. Like you see the ball moving way more than it normally does. It's weird. And it's just like this fluid and efficient impact that it has with the ball. And I guess that's the same with golf and with probably with everything, right? I don't know about everything, but golf is definitely that you need. It's like don't don't grip and rip. Some people say grip and rip it is how they do it, but like you shouldn't be swinging like a baseball bat, like swinging for home runs. You're not going to succeed necessarily. That's the same as fighting. But in fighting, the other way works too. Fight, it's weird. It's like there's no hard fast rule. Like someone can come down, bite down their mouthpiece, and throw haymakers and catch you in the chin and knock you out cold. Or someone can Conor McGregor you like the way Conor McGregor Aldoed when he when he knocked out Aldo with

141:52one punch 13 seconds into the fight. The way he did it was just precision. He just slid back and just dropped it in there and Aldo's face went squirly and his brain went off. I mean that was like the perfect example of precision versus power cuz what Aldo does, he bites down on his mouthpiece and he wings his vicious left hook. He throws his right hand like this and he throws this vicious left hook behind it and it's all to try to set up the left hook. Connor slides out of the way, drops his left hand in on Aldo while Aldo's throwing the left hook and then the left hook kind of makes impact on Connor's face, but probably didn't have much more than momentum behind it because Aldo was already out. Like the punch was perfect. That's got to haunt you. But the way he did it, man, was just all precision. Like watch look. Play it. Play it back again. Watch this.

142:44No. No. Play it from the beginning. There you go. Watch this. Slide. Blink. See, he got tagged like right on the cheekbone. That could have been a double knockout. Imagine if he got tagged on the chin. On the point of the chin. That guy's a savage. I'm so glad people like Conor McGregor exist. Look at this. Boom. Just flattened him. One shot. Blam. Bam. That's some strong mind power there, baby. To be able to stay that calm in the heat of a firefight and just slide out and just precision drop a punch in. Dude, follow me, Brian. Look, you fall asleep. Yeah, Brian's gone. I agree. What happened to you? I you know, I'm I'm on team Diaz. What do you think about the snatch? Like the Diaz, too. You know, what that the comparisons to Snatch to Connor? Like the character of the whatever Brad Pitt was. No, it's terrible. That guy couldn't talk. That's that that's terrible. Who

143:43compared him? I see stuff online all the time. People are People are so stupid. Most people should you should have a license to talk. Oh, it's the worst. You should have to You should have to go through like some in order to use social media, you should have to like go through an extensive test, you know? Like people are so addicted to Twitter and Instagram and all that stuff. You should go through an extensive like spelling test. I should How do you say you're? Do you say y o you r or do you say you are? Do you say y o u apostrophe r e or that you are? No, you are. Wait, does Eddie still do that? I don't know. Remember when he used to do it long time ago? He was going hard with the texting early on. You know, a lot of getting rid of comment sections. What? Like that for places for people to comment just to the ability away. Well, like vice is one of them. There's it's not a bad idea in

144:32some c certain circles because some things it's interesting like I I love reading like in science articles where people start debating like uh the legitimacy of certain points or you know what what are the options for considering the evidence? Is there anything else that may maybe is being overlooked? And you get some really interesting responses from people that actually understand the subject. But man, as soon as it has anything to do with politics or gender, those two things, man, those two things, everybody gets nuts. There was a video that MTV put out. Um, it was uh, New Year's resolutions for white guys. It was one of the worst most racist, sexist videos I've ever seen. I saw you tweet that. It was so ridiculous. It's like I imagine if anybody had ever made a video like that about any other like generalization about a 100red million people. I mean

145:23that's what it is. It's a general like if you say how many white guys are in America. Let's let's just guess how many white males are in America. Not enough. Princess Leia is had a heart attack. She's okay right now though. She's stable. Okay. How 62% of the US population is white. 62% of us. What percentage are white males? White white males constitute the majority which is about 77%. How many white males? I did type in males though. White men are 31% of the population there. Okay. So we're 31% of the population is 350 million people. Somewhere around a 100 million people, right? It's in that neighborhood between 80 and 100 million, right? That's what a crazy thing to generalize. Like just to make a video about white men just like, "Hey, white guys, how about you get your together?" Like just white guys. Just white guys. Like holy Do you want to do this about black guys, too?

146:24Why don't you see what happens when you do it about black guys? How about you do it about black women? See how quick somebody beats the out of you? Like, are you How come you can do that about white guys? Like this the idea is that white men are the privileged and that white men have this advantage. So you should attack that advantage by being racist towards them. Like the best way to stop racism is to be racist towards people who you think are racist. It's hilarious. It's so stupid. It's so it's it's unbelievable that MTV News thought they should do a video like that. It's really bad. MTV is the worst. I mean like have you watched MTV recently? I'm sorry. Do you do you like MTV? No, I never watch it. I try. I mean, I don't even watch TV anymore. I I don't have cable anymore. So, I have, you know, uh PSV or whatever or Sling and uh so I have certain channels I

147:10normally but not as many as I used to have. So, like I'll watch MTV more just because I have it in one of 30 channels, but MTV is just garbage channel now. Like there's nothing that's we're too old for it. That's like you have to be 18 to 22 to have any Well, they have that show. What is it? Ridiculous. Is that on MTV? Oh, god. That show is just all a bunch of like videos of people getting jacked on the internet, right? And then um everything else is they don't have videos anymore, right? No videos. It's on YouTube. Every video is on YouTube. Watch YouTube. What a weird time. Yeah. But you know what's cool when they had videos is you learned about new bands because you saw their video like Yeah. But nobody wants to watch those anymore. Yeah. If they I guess they played videos versus people falling on their head. People go to falling on their head every day. So they

147:55just went where the money is. So this the idea is that like they were just trying to appeal to social justice warriors by making this video. This one girl in the video she goes find out what mansplaining is and then don't do it. Oh, like find out what like what a ridiculous idea that you can be condescending about someone being condescending and that that somehow or another is going to work. Like that all the thought behind making a video like that is exactly how Trump got elected. When you tell people what to do, they automatically want to do the other thing. Even if they wouldn't want to do the other thing if you hadn't said But when you push people and you tell people just if you you make up ridiculous standards for the way people are supposed to behave because you think they should behave like that and that you are allowed to make gigantic gross

148:42generalizations about an entire group of a 100red million people just because you think it's open season on white guys. Like that is how people like Trump get elected because people push back against your ridiculous political correctness and go towards what's the enemy of that? What's the enemy of political correctness? That grabbing guy. Let's vote him in. And that's what happens. That's exactly what happens. These people are the people that are so mad that Trump is in office are directly responsible for hordes of people voting for Trump because they are sick of where the the PC generation is pointing to. It's an irrational point of view. It's not objective. It's not If anything has to do with gender or homosexuality. Whoever has to do with any of those things is no longer considered as an individual. Then you're considered as a part of an untouchable

149:29group that is almost always exonerated of anything they've done wrong. It just you get to this weird fake world where people aren't people anymore. They're figureheads for ideologies. That's a problem with political correctness as much as it's a problem with people that are super right-wing or people that are born again Christians or it's up comedy. Like that so many comedians have been talking about lately how like they've had to stop themselves on stage, you know, and not go down a route they normally would always go down because of the recent, you know, racist and the PC so much different, you know, in the last even six months. Well, there's definitely more push back, but there's always been push back. Have you noticed a change? Have you have you noticed like certain things you won't say now or do now or Well, it makes you just back up what you want to say

150:14better. It makes you reinforce your arguments better. It makes you if you're going to have something to say to people, you have to have, you know, you have to have a real point and you have to be able to back up what you're saying. You have to be able to explain what you're saying. It's why I did that whole bit about in my not my last not in triggered the Netflix special but the one before that the comedy central special about words about how like you can't you can't just decide that jokes aren't real or rather that jokes are real like when someone's telling a joke on stage like you know that guy doesn't mean what he's saying. So that's why when I in that special I said I'm gonna say some things that are true and I'm gonna say a lot of that's funnier than the truth. So I'm gonna lie. Like if it's funnier to lie I'm going to lie. Like you got to know

151:03like sometimes I'm going to tell you the truth you know and I go and sometimes I'm going to say that's not true at all because it's funnier than the truth. Like here's some truth. My wife is tired of me. And then people say bad, but but she never says no because if she did, I'd rape her. And I'm like, I'm joking. I would never rape her. See, that's not true. I go, the worst I would do is hold her down and titty her butt cheeks. I wouldn't do that either. These are not true statements. I would never do that thing. She's the mother of my children. So good. I wouldn't do that. But you could say that and you know I'm not being honest. You know that's not true. You know that's that's a joke. You know, when someone says something ridiculous like that that they don't mean it to joke like like when Brian Hollesman used to have that joke about um that woman who drowned her kids. He

151:52goes, "I heard those were bad kids. I heard they sat that close to the TV. They never put away their blocks. The kids would not be missed. They always spilled their milk." It was like, "Holy shit." But you knew that he didn't really think that, which was the whole point of it. That's the problem with today is people just looking to call people out for they don't think people should say anymore. You know, in some ways maybe they're right. I mean, you go back to old stuff like go back and try to watch Eddie Murphy Raw and you're like, "Wow, I don't know if I'd be laughing at this now." Yeah. There's a lot of that too, right? I saw what movie was it? Something something so like innocent like I like Ghostbusters, like the original Ghostbusters or something where they called somebody a certain name like I think it was like they said Hey. Yeah. Yeah. like like whoa like it

152:37was just like back then I remember going oh chink's not that bad you know now there's no differentiation between and anything else any other slur and or they're all the same right the racist bugs bunny stuff from back in the day yeah Japanese people bugs bunny nips the nips or something so bad well that was during World War II yeah man we've changed human beings have changed it but if When it comes to comedy, we just have to be clear that we're around. Like, people are allowed to say things that they don't really mean. Like, well, we were talking about this uh Donald Trump thing when he was interviewing that guy or he was on a bus with that guy and he said a bunch of about about women. Guys do that for fun. They say like Joey Diaz is the master at that. He'll say unbelievably ridiculous to you that you know he doesn't mean, you know, and you'll just be crying, laughing, you know? He's

153:33talking about stabbing people, about throwing them out the window, and he doesn't mean it. You know, he doesn't mean it, but it's funny. What do you got on your screen, dude? Nothing. I was just like going to talk about something later. Go ahead. What is it? No, this is the problem with That's why I tell you to put those things away. I want to continue. You always want to start surfing. You're so addicted. I'm not addicted. You got to have a conversation. You can't just stare at that screen. Those goddamn things will suck you in. They do. They suck you in, dude. You can't help it. I start talking, you're like, "Well, I'm not talking right now. Let me just surf this web here real quick. No, I was just trying to find I just hate when instead of going, well, I think this and this and that, I'd rather like go, okay, it is true. So, before I even go down that way, you know, I get

154:14it. It's kind of like live factchecking, but just ask Jamie. He'll check it for you. He's trying. No, don't worry about What would you want to talk about? Nothing. Jesus Christ. What was it that you thought were just talking about? I don't know. No, you weren't paying attention. I had a point about what you were talking about. Now I can't remember what it was about. You were just talking about Donald Trump and Billy Bush on the bus talking about Joey Diaz saying ridiculous things, you know, he doesn't really mean anybody doing it. But the thing with Joey is is that he says ridiculous things mixed with things that you are true, but you don't know which are real and which are fake. Like about journalism, mugging the and or That's true though. Yeah, I know. But how much is true? Like, you know, beat the out of him. Yeah, he told me that story a long time ago. He tried to

155:00sucker punch this guy and the guy was gay and the guy knew how to fight and the guy beat the out of him and he was beating the out of him while he was calling for the cops. The guy knew how to box or the guy that he like the guy brought in over all the cocaine, you know, and he like he went to jail. Are you saying Joey's a liar? No, no, no, no. I'm saying you're in trouble. Oh my god. I think you're missing point. No, I'm saying that he has stories like those mixed in with stories that aren't real. So, it's like you're really confused that like you know which is real and which is not. You're probably the only one confused. You can tell when he's telling jokes. Yeah. I mean, all right, Jamie. Does Joey confuse you? No. Seems pretty direct. Yeah, cuz it see cuz it seems like when you know some of the stuff that you think is like, oh, business is jokes or his ridiculous

155:42stuff might actually be real. Well, the problem with Joey is his life has been so crazy and so colorful that he'll still to this day tell me stories that I haven't heard before. Like how do you have more stories? Yeah, exactly. But he does his just whole I think his whole life from the time he was like a little boy until he was like into his 40s was just chaos. So he just has a good solid 30 years of chaos stories. Like legitimate chaos stories. Have you seen his new special yet on CESO? Use coupon code Joey for two months. Have you seen it yet? I have not seen it yet. Have you seen it? No, I haven't. I That's one of those weird networks I'm like Yeah, you got to sign up for that, right? Yeah. And it's weird to cancel probably or something. I hope it does well. I really do. And I hope uh I mean CZO of course. I hope Joey's thing does well, but I hope also they they port their stuff to

156:32other places once they get their money back. A lot of times they'll do that. They'll sell them again somewhere else. Somebody's special just was released like on CISO like Nick Thoon or something like yesterday and it says available on CISO and Amazon. That's good. That's a good deal. That's you're going to get the dorks on Amazon. But how many people like are really using Amazon to watch movies? Like Netflix would probably be like way ahead of Amazon. I feel like a lot of people don't know that if they have Amazon Prime, they get access to that app which also you get you don't get everything because they try to uh they work in their like rental rental movies and stuff in that app too. You get a decent amount of content for free. And uh there's a whole music app you get too. Yeah, it's pretty. And um they also have that Top Gear show which they said is

157:13the most illegally downloaded show in history. Wow. The new one. the new one. They said the first episode in particular is the most illegally downloaded episode of any show ever. So way more people downloaded it illegally than watched it on Amazon. Crazy. Well, it is crazy because they they paid a shitload of money for that. And the idea is that well once it gets on Amazon, a bunch of people jump over to Amazon because that was the number one TV show in the world. that that show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May and those guys that that's they're a giant team. I mean, when it comes to like the whole world watching a show, that's probably the most watched show in the world and it's on Amazon in general. It's just them driving around mostly and just like talking to each other. It's funny. They're funny. Didn't they fire somebody recently that was on that

158:03show? The Yeah, the main guy. He What's the his name again on the real version or the actual on the one that's on the BBC? Yeah, Chris. No, no, the the the real one. Yeah. Jeremy Clarkson. Jeremy Clarkson. It escaped me. The weed. I blame him. The weed. But Jeremy Clarkson's hilarious. He's really funny. Says a lot of hilarious And he talks about companies, too. He talks about he reviews cars in a way that like no other no American show would ever be able to do. You never be able to get away with it. He shits on them. Like he shits on Porsches. He hates Porsches. He calls them like VW bugs and stuff. And it's in 4K, which is one of the things like like say same with Netflix's originals. It's one of the only things that's uh 4K content for your new 4K TV if people are looking for It's just hard. It's hard to find. So anyway, people take it and then they

158:49upload it and it's just uploaded like crazy. It's on all over those bit torrent and all those different sites and just millions and millions and millions of people are downloading it. So you got to think of how much Amazon paid for it and then how few people are actually using their service. But if you had to guess like how many more people use Netflix than anything else as far as like Amazon or Hulu or I use Hulu more now. I use Netflix now. I barely use Netflix anymore. I use Hulu all the time though. What do you get on Hulu? Uh like all the like like the local channels like like stuff like that. What you get local TV channels news and like the like the NBC shows, the CBS shows, the Fox shows, the you know, but you get news and all those other things like NBC News. No, I get that on Sling uh and PS Hugh. What's that? PlayStation Hugh. Sling is like uh like live TV. So, but

159:39you can pick and choose which what you want. Like I have like NBC, ABC, CBS, I have like uh Food Network, you know, things like that. There's like 40 channels you can get. The best one is PlayStation though. Well, there was um my friend had Alexa. He has Amazon and that you talk to Alexa and it shuts the lights out and does all that weird But and uh he had a bunch of channels when I was looking at his stuff that I had never even seen before. And one of them was like all Montreal Comedy Festival. It's like all people that I knew performing in the Montreal Comedy Festival. I was like, "This is weird." Oh, not Alexa. You're talking about Fire Amazon Fire. Like the box. But he has Alexa. Like you talk to her. You say, "Amazon." You say, "Alexa, please turn on the TV. Alexa, turn on channel 5. I have the Alexa that looks like a mug. You know that Alexa? Mhm. But my point

160:25being is that there's a bunch of channels that I never even knew existed that are on this that are essentially live TV. They have programming. So, you're watching it just like you would watch Direct TV. Like if you would watch Direct TV and one channel becomes, you know, one show becomes the next show becomes the next show. You just watch them in a series. They play out in a row. They have this on these weird little channels. And I'm like, "How many of these channels are there?" And he was like, "There's a lot of them. They're growing." Yeah. And I was like, well, this is television. This is online television. Like, this isn't just like a Netflix show where you tune in and then when you press play, it starts. No, these things have a schedule. Like, this is on from 7 to 8. This is on from 8 to 9. It's TV, but it's online and it's streaming. Like, woo, this is

161:07different. Yeah, there's a lot of those. And a lot of them have apps now. So, you can just download like the app on like the Apple TV. Well, here's the problem. What's so great about Direct TV? What's so great about AT&T? What's so great about their choices? Like is in terms of like entertainment content? How many more these ghost shows you going to put on, you know? Oh, another guy cooking. Whoa, let me tune in. Oh, look, hoarders. I got a certain point in time, right? I gota Well, uh I've been doing this too for like about a year. I've been I cut my cut my cable channel mostly just because I still want to watch live sports. I still watch NBA basketball games. There's still a couple football games I want to watch. From time to time though, it'll freeze and at the worst time possible when the quarter is about to end or some really important shit's going to happen or if you're

161:50watching a UFC fight, you lose a minute of a round in the middle of the third round of of the like last fight or something like that. There's definitely like that where that's the difference on your Direct TV or AT&T or Time Warner. It's just uh you're what we're used to. It always comes in unless there's like a giant storm that cut everything out for the entire country or whatever. It's almost always works for now. It's going to get better. It's way better now than it was 10 years ago. Think about how bad it was when you first got online. Real player buffering on everything. Everything. Almost everything. Anytime you watch a YouTube video, you got to pause it and wait. You You're We're living in a a new era when it comes to the accessibility of stuff. And as the internet gets stronger and stronger, the signals are getting better and better. I mean, we're on 4G LTE now, right? Like

162:34what's what's five going to be like? What's six? What's seven? How, you know, how how powerful is that stuff going to be in terms of download speeds? So, when they get like when you you hear like a 97% work, everything works 97% of the time. You don't want to be in the 3% of the time when it doesn't work. Yeah. Well, I know a lot of people that get Stitcher on their car, it's like a native app on their car now. And so, they're listening to this podcast right now on Stitcher directly from their car and their car picks up the internet, right, without having to plug your phone. Yeah. Like if you have a Cadillac Escalade, one of those new ones, it comes with a built-in internet connection. So, you're driving around, you turn your car into a Wi-Fi hub. Yeah. Sweet. So, you're driving around like you could park and get on the Wi-Fi of your truck. And I mean, this is just, you know, step one

163:19of a millionstep process. So, we almost leave our phones at home then soon. Just leave your phone at home. Never. Never. Almost. No. Jamie's Jamie's fighting for it. No, you're going to have that chip in your head just like in that that Black Mirror show. Black mirror. That's what's going to happen. It's amazing how close that Black Mirror episode was to all these different versions of recording your memory that we had come up with. Oh, that's so funny. It's so funny you said that because that's definitely the what I thought. I thought every single episode was like they're they're listening to JRE. No, no, no, no. Those No, I think way more likely is that those subjects are being repeated by a bunch of curious people all over the world. like the ability to record memory. Everybody knows that's coming and their take on it was really pretty unique. But like all the different all

164:05the different possibilities that we've ever discussed on this podcast, there's a lot of other people talking about them. It's not just us. There's a million different people speculating as to where the is this all going and virtual reality in particular. Like there's not a single person that could say I'm the only one who's predicted the the you know the future of virtual reality. Like if you're talking about virtual reality, for sure you got it from me. That's impossible. There's millions of people that have had like pretty profound thoughts about the potential for virtual reality. No, it's just that if you watch the whole season, it seems like every episode's like a different thing that you've talked about. Like like remember when we said a long time ago uh how I thought like likes are going to be currency and stuff like that in the future. They have a

164:48whole episode about that. Like it's it's so weird. And other people have thought that too, man. I mean, I I was talking about a Yelp review for people like a long time ago about like people having floating stars above their head. Like when you walk into them, you go, "Oh, this guy's got four stars. Must be a cool dude." Like, "Oh, he bought his stars." You find out people are buying their stars. Like you like if you find out, you go to a Yelp review and it's like a Vietnam restaurant and all the reviews are in broken English. Best noodle ever have. You know, for me, this is my place. Exclamation point. exclamation point in the same like the same like shitty broken English in every review, you'd be like, I think these are writing their own reviews, right? But if you've ever gone to like a a Yelp review or any kind of a review for something and you know the people probably bought

165:32those reviews. Absolutely. You can tell you get grossed out, right? Yeah. They have no other review ex no other reviews except that, you know, that's like people that if you go to their Instagram page, they got a million followers and like last week they had 300,000 or 30,000. Like what happened? Were you involved in a national scandal or No, you could buy Instagram followers easily and Twitter followers. Instagram's a big one though, right? Yeah, I know a lot of Instagram girls who bought followers and they they're public about it though. They're like, "Yeah, it's just so I can get more stuff." The sports commentator got caught leaving a comment on his own page as his own name like he forgot to forgot to log out of the account. Oh, I I'll raise you that. I'll raise you that. Uh, funny. Hold on. Funny. Skip Bis thought forgot to switch accounts praising himself on a Facebook live stream.

166:26It may not have actually been him. No, no. I mean, like, it could have been someone working for him. He doesn't have anybody working for him. It's him, man. Like his wife or something. No, it's him. You are the man. Exclamation point. Exclamation point. So to get caught doing that, too. Love the new show on FS1. Exclamation point. Exclamation point. Exclamation. Oh my god. Then did he try to delete it? I don't know. He should have. I would imagine he got should have like fell down, hit his head. Was that I hope I hope this is a joke. It's a comedian reviewing himself at the Ice House Comedy Club on the Facebook. Like uh if you go to Ice House. Yeah, like it's under his account. Like I saw so and so there. Privileged seeing him. So funny. Bought merch. Oh no. Who is it? No, he's someone you know. He he he always starts a great party. Do you know him? Yeah, we all

167:17know. Party starter. Oh, how dare you? Oh, no. But but he's not the only one. Shut it down. He's not He's not the only one. There's a lot of comedians that So, I don't know if that's like a joke or Well, some people don't understand retweets and they copy and paste stuff and they forget to put a RT in front of it. But even so, yeah, people have been busted before they get like a publicist. will send out a a big message to like 20 celebrities and they'll just copy and paste the whole thing and forgot to change the two things they're supposed to change to make it seem Oh, yeah. original. Yeah. Well, there's definitely that definitely people have done that. And there's also the limitations of 140 characters. So, sometimes maybe you like won't attribute it to somebody. Somebody else said it. You up and then you go, "What did I just do?" I don't know who that guy is. Is he a big time guy?

168:06That guy the Yeah. Yeah. Really? Skip Bis. Really? Yeah. He's the from First Take. He used to be on ESPN. Now he's on Fox Sports. Oh, just talk To talk That guy had a really weird take on Ronda Rousey in the last FS1 thing. The last Fox thing. And I remember watching that going, "This guy should shut the up." Trying to He's trying to say anything he can to get attention on day-to-day basis. Not really that he should shut the up. He should talk if he wants to, but I I was I felt like he didn't know what he was talking about. I just I I felt it come through. I was like listening to him talk about it and he kind of made a kind of good point about I think he was talking about her um taking the time off and all this stuff and I don't think he knows the sport that well. I might be wrong. I don't think so. I might I might be wrong. I might be wrong. But it just didn't it

168:58seemed to me like one of those clear examples of the mainstream adopting like a a a take on something that they don't follow all that closely. Like a lot of people love to be right about fighting. That's a big one, man. They love to be right about who's going to win, who's going to lose. It's one of the reasons why I don't I hardly ever give predictions. So you don't know You don't know what the going to happen. You could tell me you think you know what's gonna happen, but until those people go in there and throw punches at each other, anything can happen. Anything. Come on, Mayweather. That that highly unlikely to happen. But if it did happen, if they just boxed, probably like the biggest boxing match of all time. See what uh Nate said? He's like he wants 20 million or he's not talking or something like that. He might have been high. He might have been high as when he said that.

169:52He's so great, dude. I've been hanging out with that. Like, he's been coming to the comedy store on a regular basis now. I've been hanging out with him late night. Yeah, I was hanging out with him and Nick the other night. Great. Nick's great. Yeah. Funny dudes. You would never know. They could beat the out of you. You just meet him. You think they're so friendly, you know? Just normal dudes, you know? It's a brutal sport, man. He deserves 20 million bucks. They all do. You just did Tony's podcast, too. Yeah. Her is really good. I just think it's weird, man, when people who start chiming in about the sport, they do it like they talk about other sports. To me, it seems so much more personal. Like, man. I've been following it forever and I I barely have the confidence to say what I think is going to happen when people fight. So, when I when I see people just jump in and and

170:41have an opinion of it, it's like, man, I guess Yeah, go ahead, man. They're trying to get all controversial about stuff, trying to I have I have a I played basketball in high school, but I still like I watch it for my whole life and I hear someone say something stupid like at the gym just about like LeBron or the Warriors. I'm like, "Shut the get the out of here. Get the out of here. You don't know what you're talking about. You don't play basketball." Well, it's also, here's another thing. One of the things about MMA is that the sport is as I mean, I hate that cliche, but I got to use it. As real as it gets. It doesn't get any more real in terms of like raw emotion and consequence. So, as a show when you're watching it on television, I don't know if you're getting 100% of that. If you're there, I think you get more of it. But you you it's what it is is it's so raw and so

171:34real that if someone's not real and they're talking about it, it becomes real obvious. Like if you don't really care, like if you're talking about a fight and you're getting all jazzed up about it, if you're um if you're talking about a fight and you get j if you actually are jazzed up about it, people can feel that. But if you're faking it, they feel that too, man. And in this sport, because this sport is so in it's so intensely real, it's so intensely raw and naked that you um you're le people are way way less tolerant to bull I'm good, dude. Way less tolerant to you know, or things they disagree with. It's like there's a lot of a lot riding on uh every aspect of fighting. Like did you see the Bernard Hopkins fight? Sad, right? That was sad. Bernard Hopkins at 51 years old fought this kid named Joe Smith Jr. If you if nobody's seen Joe Smith Jr. before, he's he's a killer. Like Bernard

172:35Hopkins picked a killer and this kid him up. And this kid has extra long arms. He's got weird arms. Like his arms go below his waist. I was watching him fight. I was like, "Look at the length of his arms." Like he just he beat the out of Bernard and he knocked him out of the ring. And Bernard caught him with some good shots. He was timing them and he caught him with a few right hands where the kid was just eating them and moving forward. And you know what it looks like? It's like when people have fake hands, like the fake hands like sticking through the the sleeve. Yeah. He almost looked like a cartoon guy with his extra long arms, but he's a bad that guy. And Bernard got knocked through the ropes and fell on his head. It was crazy to watch. And he got up. He was all disoriented. Didn't know what happened. Thought he was pushed through the ropes, but he was punched through the ropes.

173:20That guy connected with like four or five big shots and and the last one was a left hook on the face as Bernard was going through the ropes and it knocked him all the way through. But it was 100% legal. He didn't do anything wrong. He did everything with punches. None of it was a push. He was just bombing on him and it just was a freak incident. It's one of the reasons why cages are so much better than a ring. A cage is so superior. Like a ring is like that that that possibility that you could fall through like that. That's terrible. That should They should stop using rings. And if they do use rings, they should pad the out of the outside area. The fact that someone like Bernard Hopkins, who's been boxing forever, can still get knocked through a rope like that and land on his head, that that's a possibility. That's a stupid way of containing people. They should have

174:09instead of ropes like that, what they should have is something that has a crisscross pattern where you can't go through it and you should have to just climb over it to get in it. It should be real simple and there should be a way that they could release the uh the ropes. Like if there was a medical emergency at the end of the fight, it should be like a latch they could pull and drop the ropes down and get somebody out. But the ropes the way they use them now in boxing matches, they should outlaw those. The fact that Bernard Hopkins can get knocked through one like that, that's or at the very least, you got to protect the outside area. You got to pad the out of it and you had to have you should have people around. And most of the time, a thousand fights in a row, it's probably never gonna come into play. But the one time it does, you're responsible for that guy falling through the ropes.

174:53That's stupid. Like, look at him. He goes flying through, man. Look at the length on that kid's arms. So weird. Doesn't look Looks photoshopped. Like his head's not the same right size or something. He's a He's built for it. I'll tell you that. He's got a great genetics. Works hard. Tough kid. Really good fighter. Good chin line. You like that, huh? Mhm. Yeah. He's an animal. I was I was super impressed with his poise too in fighting a guy like Bernard Hopkins. I mean that guy stepped up in a big way and he was a two to1 underdog leading into that fight which is really crazy. What's that? Could make some money on that Yeah. Yeah. I was pretty convinced that uh Bernard was going to be able to stifle him and uh turn it into like the kind of fight that Bernard likes, but I wasn't sure if Bernard could win. You know, it's a long time off. Two years when you're 51 years

175:40old, it's a long time off. He still fought amazing, but at the end of the day, that kid merked him. He just was he was just too much. And he was he's he's a guy that would have been a real threat at any time in anyone's career. Like he's this kid has real talent. And right now he's not thought of as being the best fighter in the world or anything even closely regard like that. But Bernard was at one point in time. Bernard like when he beat Felix Trinidad, a lot of people were saying that might be the best pound-for-pound boxer on the earth. Like a lot of people thought Trinidad was going to beat him. He Trinidad up and then he fought Kelly Pavick and a lot of people wrote him off against Kelly Pavick. He boxed the out of Kelly Pavick. And so you look at like Bernard's legacy and you go, "Man, this is an unbelievably skillful guy." But at any point in that

176:26career, that Joe Kelly kid would have been a handful. He's just scary. He's or Joe Smith rather, that Joe Smith Jr. kid would have been a handful because he's just scary. He he hits hard and he's he's super accurate and he's got awesome endurance and a great work ethic. He's dangerous no matter what era it is. And Bernard, you know, maybe Bernard would have been able to beat him in his in his prime. You know, it's totally possible. It's 100% likely. I mean, Bernard's an all-time great. Maybe he would have been able to land more of the punches that he landed in that fight, but you don't know. I mean, that kid's dangerous. Boxing is such a crazy sport. It's it's weird that it's uh we all know now that it's so bad for you. It's so bad for your brain. Like the practice of it, the the the doing it. We know it's terrible for you, but we still watch. Just like football, just like

177:22MMA, we know. But you go, "Well, I think they're just going to make training smarter because I don't think the fighting is going to ever end because we like it so much." Some people don't train smarter, though. You can train any way you want. That's the problem. Nobody knows who's right. Like Eddie Alvarez sparred like a hundred rounds um in preparation for his fight against Hafel dos Sanchos. He sparred like a shitload and came out looking like a monster. Just just stormed Sanjos. Knocked him out in the first round. But then Connor, you know, Connor doesn't spar that much. It doesn't spar like that like the way Alvarez was doing it. And some guys aren't like Donald Cerrone's not sparring at all. Donald Cerrone is just doing drills and he looks better than ever. I mean, he just head kicked Matt Matt Brown. No one's ever knocked out Matt Brown like that. I

178:12mean, people have stopped him. You know, Jake Ellenberger is the only one that ever stopped him and he stopped him with a shot to the body. I don't think anybody else before that has stopped him with body shots. They've heard him, but this was like a beating, you know, and Donald Donald head kicked him unconscious. I mean, that that's like as final a victory as it gets. And he's not even sparring. He says he feels way better now. He's like, as a veteran, excuse me, as veteran as it comes, like a new guy coming in, that doesn't sound like he shouldn't be sparring. He should probably be sparring a little bit. The whole key is to get somebody who spars with you that's not trying to hurt you, but it's just trying to grow with you and learn. That's so hard because egos get involved. Boy George would never hurt you. What? Boy George would never hurt you. Oh, the song.

179:00All right, that's it. End that. I'm sorry. Where else are we gonna go? I didn't know we were that deep. Well, it's it's 4:30. Oh, it's almost drive to Brea. Oh my god. It's going to suck. It's raining. Well, this is it's the only time you can drive, right? Like you have a 7:00 show. You literally have to leave now. Yeah. Right there. Do you take um You know what you should take? You should take the 210. 2104 210 and then go down. Yeah. Well, you can go up the 118. You can go shoot um go down to Tanga. Take Tanga to the 118. Take the 118 to the 210. You'll go it'll take you more miles, but then you drop down instead of going through the right? Like if you go through that 405 like this time of the day or the five. Either one of those can suck a fat one. Yeah, the five is ridiculous. Five is always under construction. Isn't it funny how we how people in LA talk like this though, like

179:51about highways? it. Yeah, it doesn't happen like that in Ohio or Well, they don't have as many people, right? We've up. This is a great spot. Too many people found out and they all just moved here. There's way too many people here. I kind of looked this up one day, too. The the freeways here were all they weren't always called numbers. They were called like this was like the Ventura Freeway and the Hollywood Highway and like that. Eventually, they changed the names and people just dropped what they used to call them and just called the 101, the 405, the 118. That's only out here, you know. Yeah. No, because there's not that many different freeways in other places really either. But um even if you go somewhere you would like in Massachusetts, you would say you uh you get on 405 South, you know, you wouldn't say the 405. Yeah, that's what I mean by the was only added because

180:34they they didn't refer to the freeways here as numbers. This the 101 was only the Ventura Freeway, the Ventura Highway, whatever the it was. Well, that was the case in Boston with the mass turnpike. Like the mass turnpike was called the mass turnpike, but it also had a number. Like you look on a map, it would be the number and then the mass turnpike. Like what is this thing? It's like it's got a royal distinction. The mass turnpike. What What is is this route 90? What is this? Yeah. Yes. Yes. Route 90. Whatever it is. Yeah. Out here is there's a the on the east coast. There's no the before it. That's so weird. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. But the the National Road went through Columbus. It comes out to here, too. Route 40. There's a road that goes from Columbus right to here. It goes from Washington DC actually like to San Francisco. Holy How long does it

181:18take to drive that I know. I don't know. Is it the one that runs next to the 66? Cuz when I moved out here Yeah. there was a there was like a dirt road that was like a road but Route 66. It goes right along like 70 for a long time and then it switches down to like 10. Isn't that that song? Get your kicks on Route 66. Have you ever driven across the country? Yeah. I've driven from Ohio twice. Wow. 33 hours straight through. Dude, that is straight through. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't stop. A serial killer. What the What were you on? Who's meth? Who has the meth switching off every 8 hours or sleep hours? Yeah, just sleep while the other guy drives. I wouldn't trust that dude to stay awake. Oh, that. Made it. Sounds like Oh, he barely made it. Probably skated in. No, thank you. One time we had a Jeep in the back of the U-Haul, too, which was probably super illegal. Oh my god, that's

182:05totally drove it into the U-Haul and parked it in there. Oh, that's so stupid. Did you tie it down or anything? Oh, okay. Well, they do have those um those car transport trucks that are like that. Doing that though. You weren't doing that. Yeah. You didn't know what you were doing. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Christ. Yeah. Probably totally illegal. And then you packed it all with and the Jeep so that if the Jeep came bouncing out all your go flying out with it for a little bit of the people that packed it happened to help like they were in a tow company. So like they kind of knew how to make a car stable. Oh, it still could have up. I wonder if it's legal. No. So you take a sharp turn. and criminal statute of limitations hopefully is allegedly I allegedly did all that. These are a lot of the things that we say folks uh it's humor. So uh you work with George Perez tonight? George Perez Dean

182:53Deler. Yeah the Brea Improv. George is a funny Yeah. He's a wild dude man. His stories about prison were hilarious. He he came in on the podcast and hit me with all his crazy stories. He's he's great to hang out with. I I love that dude. And we're going to San Jose. Uh the 30th also at the improv have two shows. Oh, nice. Nice. And the 30th this weekend is a Friday, right? Is that the 30th? Yeah. Or next week is a Friday. That's the the Ronda Rousey fights on Friday. Yeah, cuz the 31st is New Year's Eve. Nobody wants to compete with New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve is a time to make shitty decisions and get up, right? I'll be I'll be playing the Ronda Rousey fight at the show uh illegally. Are you doing that? No. How can you even say that? I'm just kidding. Yeah, people are going to go to see that anyway. Yeah, I'm Well, the beautiful thing about DVRs, man, you

183:42could you could go to both. You could just record the fight. Don't don't listen to anybody. Just go la spoiler alert and then just run around. I hate spoiler alert. I freaked out when Westworld had the season finale. Like I had to like wa force myself even though I was so tired just to watch it. Just I didn't want to spoil it. Yeah, I got away with it. I got away with it for like a week and a half, two weeks. Nobody told me I ducked it. Ching ducked. It slid right in there. Yeah, man. But like people get mad at it. But here's the deal. There's so much to talk about today that if we spo if we didn't talk about like certain television shows and certain movies because of spoiler alerts. Like listen you got to take your chances. If you want things to be secret, you got to stay offline. Okay? If it means something to you, stay offline. Otherwise, people are going to

184:32talk about it. Don't get mad at people for just for using information, right? Amen, sister. Yeah, it's that important. Make time. Watch this Get it over with. Or just deal with the fact that if you dip your nose into the information highway, you're going to get some information up there. Maybe that you don't want. I can't believe Westworld and Lost is in the same universe. Like, it's crazy. Shut the up. That's not true. He just made that up. But it is sort of. It's the same guy, right? Bad robot. Could be the same world. We never know. But I mean, isn't it the guy? Same guy. JJ Abrams. Yeah. Abs. He didn't make it all by himself. Lost. But who made Stranger Things? Somebody. That's another different group. Some brothers, right? The Grim Brothers or something like that. They have a weird thing where they call themselves a great show. You shut your mouth, boy. I tried three

185:20times. Yeah. Well, go to the doctor and find out what kind of tumor you have in your head. It's causing you to like stuff that sucks. Sober. Sober or stoked? How dare you? What's going on? The Duffer brothers. The Duffer brothers. All right. I love that show. I I understand you don't, Brian. It just seems cheesy. Seems like Gilmore Boys. Awesome. Loved it. Jamie, do you love it? I didn't see it. There's a new one called The OV or something like that. Yeah, I'm going to watch that probably. What is that about? I have no idea. Is it science fictiony? I think so. It looks like it. Right. Like she was blind and she came back and she could see. She disappeared. Not knowing what something's about and then just watching it. It sucks. It sucks. If whatever, you know, wasted your time, but if you find something cool, it's the coolest way to find something. I'm really getting into

186:00House of Cards. That's a great show. God damn, that's a good show. I wonder how much of that is actually how things go. God damn 100%. It seems like it, right? I think that's why everybody thinks they know so much right now about what's going on because of House of Cards. Yeah, it feel like that. Well, there's never been a show like that before that shows you the inner workings like with swears and sex and all the craziness like good show. I didn't watch West Wing when it was out, but I don't imagine it was as close to reality as that's as House of Cards seems. Gay guy being straight. What? Gay guy acting straight. All right, Brian. I don't know what you're talking about. You're You're saying that's how it really You think you think that's how it really goes? And you know, you mean Kevin Spacy? Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah. I get it. Jeez. What do you want? What do you want?

186:52You want a gold star? Tickle you. What? I want tickle you. I gota pee. I wonder if anybody has been Go ahead and pee, man. I'll wrap it up. We'll wrap it up now. This is it. The end. All right. Thanks everybody. We will see you soon. Byebye. Happy uh happy seven years. Happy Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Happy uh Quanza. Happy uh powerful young Jamie. That's new holiday. See you. Bye.