Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen

00:00was she hot though no like a bag of water yes boys yeah first of all that is a beautiful tell t-shirt you're wearing there Mr sh got the newest version of the master Kim not out yet shirt accentuates his tip that's a dope tiger man it's like sort of a half dragony tiger thing going on very Asian with a Asian tat K who's doing your uh artwork I got a couple guys this one I collabed with a guy his name's on Instagram painted demons and so the two guys I used are both from Tapout back in the Tapout Tapout days so Justin and this guy painted demons J we just get together the the world of t-shirts man man I love it the Tapout thing is so strange it's like they it's like there's a few companies like that right like Von Dutch remember Von Dutch yeah yeah and then Von Dutch became Ed Hardy yeah no but you people that would have worn van Dutch if they had been 5 years

01:03younger were now wearing Ed Hardy they call Ed rardy I don't know why well Ed Hardy was legit tattoo artist super legit yeah I mean he has he's like a famous T I think he's dead is he dead well the kind of guys that wear um like they're usually easy I used to wear some Ed hard but they're usually super muscular super muscular guys shave their forearms they got the skin like a hot dog to to use your term you're talking Jersey short here here's the the deal I mean we can demonize those guys all day long and we do and it's funny but they're just trying to get laid the only reason why we we wouldn't wear those things if we're all going Camp exct peacocking you don't wear rhinestones cuz you're looking to your buddy dude they've done studies that when a man wears jewelry Don Ed Hardy born in 1945 he's still alive wow bet your sweet ass he's alive wow he looks a lot

01:51younger there uh no that's not him I'm kidding I'm kidding that's a different guy with a shitty shirt on he's known for those sailor tattoos man the original sailor tattoos yeah he was like uh one of the the great Americana tattoo artists he would make those really cool like like his his stuff was not realistic looking at all it's like cartoonish there he is look at him powerful motherucker he look like he looks awesome he made Bank he looks like a closet per yeah what a it's just weird that a tattoo artist like I knew him from the tattoo magazines yeah cuz before I ever got a tattoo I was like really into tattoos I'd buy the magazines and check out all the the really cool artworks like Paul Booth you ever see that guy yeah down in New Jersey godamn that guy that guy he won't let you tell him what to draw really yep really y you just got to trust him yep

02:39he's got a style and his style is like demonic white eyeballs black and gray really cool super detailed amazing tattoos here's look at this guy look what he looks like Paul Booth he just yeah he doesn't look like he's going to take no for an answer I'm using your body as an experiment damn look at that poster in the back fighting terrorism since 1490 that's American Indians Indians yeah that's Native American I had a t-shirt like that really yeah I stopped wearing it I feel like I felt like what am I what is this message I'm doing what what should I I might sleeve out just because I want to be 49 and sleeved I'm 48 and sleeved yeah but somehow it fits you what I like tattoos man if you like tattoos it fits you I love the artwor I love the art that goes into it man I love it and as I get older I like girls that are tattooed up me too me too I didn't used to like them I us I

03:32used to be like oh you you crazy damaged but then I'm like wait a minute I'm a crazy damaged too yeah man guys are crazy damage the only website I ever bought like a you know like subscribed to where I used a credit card to get access is suicide girls that's how much they turn me on but that's just pictures right they don't even no pictures jack off the pictures I didn't I didn't jack off I just would look at them and be like was you jacked off for sure why otherwise why would you get I'm a chronic masturbator but I that I have YouTube or you know red tube and all that stuff that well you know what there's a there's an attraction to a girl that covers her back and her arms with tattoos for some reason because this girl doesn't give a she's a badass well she knows that this is permanent and she's like yeah whatever draw on me yeah pull up pictures of that Paul Booth

04:22stuff cuz some of his stuff is insane he did um that dude who uh yeah look at that like that kind of hey man you're not putting that on my body though I'm going to see the artwork before you put it on me really good no but he's so good dude people wait for years hold on back up to that one with the tentacles look how insane that is Go full screen with that please that's insane see I would get that God do it K but it'd be like why is Brian doing that well why isn't he see that's your problem let me tell you what your problem is what this is your problem you worry about what people think well that ain't good for you I don't agree I don't I don't know that yeah you do definitely that's why you don't have a nice car and that's why you would you wear weird shoes that zip up on the sides getting a Tesla I'm getting a Tesla Tesla he I ordered they drive themselves you know that right I

05:12got that I know you know how crazy that is I got the autop talk to Tom Papa about it yeah well I'm getting one I'm get picking it up in March 31st my my buddy Matt Matt lenberg he's got one and he said he gets on the highway he he you press a button twice I guess yeah it drives itself and he just starts texting people not not for me man not just not for me I said to the guy he explained it to me at the Tesla dealership and I said I wouldn't use that and he said oh yes you will like he was from the future ESP you especially you and how much traffic you're in it makes sense well listen man when you have a nice car it makes driving a fun experience whereas if you have a look there's nothing wrong with just having a utilitarian car you know Brock Lesnar used to drive around in like it was like a Chevy citation or something like that it was like some weird little red compact car

06:01that guy used to get in that thing and he's what all of 300 lb enormous he makes he he makes me like when I stand next to him like we're not the same species it's a totally different kind of human you reink your career I never seen him I was like ah maybe this isn't for me I've shaken some people's hands before like Shaq he Shake Shaq's hands Shaq has he's but there's two guys like Shane Carwin and Lesnar both those guys you shake their hand you go okay we're not the same try getting hit with one of those iag meat shes I think with cars for me because I didn't grow up with any cars like my my parents were never in the cars so if you don't know the difference like sometimes you got to know the difference like grow up with it yeah I didn't grow up with it I just didn't grow up with uh I've I don't think I've ever driven a fast car I drove a Porsche once in traffic and I

06:54couldn't open it up so I didn't I just don't I didn't grow up to I didn't grow up appreciating what the car wasn't he tried asking to drive my car like no you should take his car up to like little Tunga like do you drive a stick I do yeah I can I I learned on a stick listen I'll let you drive the GT3 it'll change your life really he'd be like crazy eyes on Mr deed change your life he would ruin your car no he he he drives good he's a good driver but you would uh you would understand maybe the Tesla is the beginning of my oh the Tesla's really fast super fast fast one of the fastest cars in the world espe you download that app stupid stupid F well he told me that they can like if I if I want it faster they can upgrade it yeah there like some Insane Mode I don't think you need that though ludicrous ludicrous I don't think you need that though 2.8 seconds 0 to 60 in 2.8

07:47seconds crazy for a big four-door sedan that's insane for a four-door sedan to hit 60 in less than 3 seconds and with no sound right it's like there's no Rumble there's no EXP like there are two things I wish I want to start wearing but it's too late for me I I want that tattoo well he won't do it he might do it but he might do something better you just got to go to him well I also want to wear I can't do that I can't do that just trust him I don't like snakes sorry bro that's what you get that's how it works well maybe you could say look my mom was killed by a snake could you lay off the snakes and he would just do like bats or is like now you're going to get what you're going to get it's a snake snake Wednesday I mean he's a artist ESS I mean not essentially 100% And he looks at his art and he says you know what man um people commission me to do pieces and this is

08:37what I want to do so I'm just going to say I'm only going to take that work I get it the the Maybe I'm Wrong though I I mean I I believe that's how he does it I've heard that before does it I appreciate I don't think there's any bigger artist than in Southern Cal for tattoo artists it's the scene man for sure oh yeah it's a great spot if not the best in the world I mean it is Killers here tatto are you got cartoon you got in OC you got some Killers well there's all over the country right now there's a Resurgence in tattooing like tattooing over the last few decades has become like a really respected art form instead of just like a lot of them were like weirdo Fringe type artists who just were really into it but there's a stigma attached to it you know there's always a stigma attached to being tattooed up yeah you know and now it's not like if you have

09:25tattoos like Aaron of Adoba did this and this is like 50 hours of work you know and he he planned it all out as one sleeve he did this one too he does both my I think a lot of it but he's a friend too so like I go down there we hang he's cool as he's an amazing artist you you get a close bond with your tattoo artist like mine's uh Freddy nrti who's who's done all this from Shamrock social club in Hollywood there and you know he's he grew up rough man he started Tattooing in prison so he's a rough dude but the first hour with him I was like God this is the worst he was like wasn't talking to me was kind mean I was like it's going to be a long time but then he opened up and he's my boy now man just V just gangster yeah he's great man maybe he was wor that you were like a dumb jock type character 100% you're very deceiving in that way like a lot of people have the wrong idea of you and

10:17like they also like people get mad at you from podcast ladies and gentlemen I know it's fun to hate and I've done it before but you got to understand we're we we play up like when you ramp things up you say ridiculous he knows what he's doing he's doing it because it's ridiculous to say yeah I want the reaction he's a natural showman it's fun it's fun comedy is about exaggeration sometimes a lot of it yes a lot of it is I mean that's some of the funnest yeah you know but I think tattoos for me is I I think uh one I didn't I don't know that I express tattooing I I don't know that there's anything I I can I can never make up my mind first of all what I'd want on my body you're making it too big of a deal like I don't give it's what looks so good about your arm by itself well the mus look at the the dation and separation you have a nice arm if you have a nice arm if you have a

11:08big muscle you your arms fit I mean you're fit you're a fit guy but it's his skin okay you go to a great artist and you have art on your body what would I get permanent art forever get whatever you want well you know once you guys both get fighter and the kid tattoos boom son you know you know once we get to 10 million downloads he has to get a tattoo that was the deal we made that bet that's right wow lucky not on me and a Tesla with what what are you going to get I don't know hey man I'm going to go all out I'm going to go balls out and just get Medusa on my back Medusa yeah you know who Medusa is like a big one of course I goddamn American yeah know know King Kong is bro you ever heard of King Kong are you familiar with big fun you know about gorillas bro sorry everybody you ever see Lassie bro you never saw Lassie you know flipper is not a fish right be funny if

12:05I got Lassie do you know who that too that's a big Smiley lassy that shitty that's Lassie I got Lassie on my back but doesn't Cerrone have Lassie on his back he should no no he has a pitbull it was his Pitbull when he was a kid oh my bad it's like no I don't I don't think so man some shitty T though it's his it's a good tattoo of his dog that's his his dog from when he was a kid yeah that passed away I'd like to get something silly Maybe a cow Ari shafir got keep on trucking tattooed on his body it's brilliant his hip see I love that I love that I love that I get um um dude there's some great tattoos in the OC and there's some terrible tattoos be nice cryst not to call anyone out I'm just that's hey I have some shitty tattoos myself man do you ever see that mcregor could slow down a little bit yeah the one on the stomach's a little too real for me to look like on

12:58the stomach and then the McGregor above it and he gave up his abs that's what that's what bothers how people kill themselves for that ABS how dare I could have done without the the crown being that up his NE that's gangster that part I love a neck tattoo the straight blast gy gorilla that's what it is and then the crown on top of it I think that's bad me too that's my favorite tattoo I like the the writing up his back I like that well that's weird and I like Sy you like it like do suicide girls like it or yeah like do I crch do I crouch money for like a website that his photos do your wife ever been cats no no no I'm going to get her a tattoo it says mine oh anybody can use that one though yeah that's true true true you put's now mine mine mine um women don't like that they don't like to be owned yeah at my or do they at my wedding I said one's with tattoos do at my wedding

13:54I I I made a speech and thank my parents and everybody and I stopped and I went and Amanda you are and I was waiting they were bracing like I was going to say something really sweet I went to Amanda you are my property now and that's what this is about isn't it folks and everybody started laughing did you get a dowy I did not get a dowy that's how it used to be you married your daughter off daughters were so useless like you you had to give give stuff hey you know who cries at weddings this guy a sweetie I TR I could not I cried my I I don't know what it is about weddings divorce you know divorce is coming yeah cuz you know it's not going to at my sister's wedding I was in the wedding and I was well it's your sister but that's what they the reason why they used to give away a dowy was because the woman was thought of as being less valuable than the man right

14:38because times were tough and people were dying in war and famine and sword fights and and so like if you had daughters like the way you would marry them off to a good person you have to give them something give the dude something to marry your daughter it was also a way of joining way so You' give like oh here here's my daughter and here's a bag full of gold GL a ton of cash but that was the way that was like super let's bring this back but it didn't go the other way that's what's what's fascinating about modern culture is the divorce is horrific for men marriage and divorce can often be horrific for men financially and just from the limited amount of exchanges I've had with friends that have been divorced it's horrific the the amount of money they lose ESP California and the amount of money they have to give off cuz you know we know a few people that have done well and made good

15:25money and then you know it doesn't go well when it comes to divorce and you you find out the sums of money they have to pay out well you have to maintain their lifestyle when when you guys were together exactly and if you're a fighter I have a a fighter friend who went through a divorce and at the time when he was with her you know he's a badass making bank right well that that career is over you know yeah it's tough man it is tough it's just crazy for athletes especially but it's weird how it's switched around like it used to be that the the man would get a lot out of getting married to the woman so it would be like worth something it'd be like a big thing like they had to give up a doy and now it becomes the woman if she decides you know there's a lot of power in that if you especially if you marry like a rich guy you know you marry some Donald Trump character even if he's got

16:13a lock down prup prup still set son connected you have yeah he'll give you a few Mill just to get the away from him if Donald Trump writes you a check for 2 million bucks he makes that in a month that ain't no thing to him probably not even a month it probably makes it in a week when you've got billion that's $4,000 million that's insane it's kind of crazy apparently he doesn't have that much money but yeah there are people too there are he says he's worth 10 but they say he's probably worth four I read estimates that he if you actually look at if you take out all the debt and everything and how much he puts into his business if you actually looked at what he has MoneyWise he closer to 200 million broke ass scrub no that 200 million that's people hating on that was according to John Oliver and some other stuff I read haters how do they know how totally a

17:04tough thing to figure out but you can apparently look at his assets he's not relasing and you can look at how much it costs you can estimate what it would cost to run those based on employees and insurance and all that and then they have to a lot of times I think a lot of companies I mean c certainly if they're public but I don't know private but there are statements there are tax there are public tax stat poor Trump man struggle is real say M yeah he but I don't know listen yeah I just think we don't know so we probably should be throwing numbers around riches he's Rich As you know what's hilarious man I watched a little bit of the democ Democrat debate I usually don't like debates but Bernie Sanders sent it home sent it home on Hillary Clinton dude like there's some that she just couldn't say nothing about when they were talking about the pharmaceutical Industries and the

17:55banking industry the banking industry in particular he was talking about that's what it was he was talking about the speeches that she gives for hundreds of thousands of dollars MH and and then you know he's talking about how many spe like that why C why can't we get the transcripts from these speeches what an amazing speech it must have been to be worth $250,000 or whatever the it was and Hillary was nervous as she threw a cough drop in her mouth she's sweating and like half fake smiling she can't say anything he's like you could read the transcripts of all the times I've performed and did speeches in front of the banking industry because there are none damn son this a guy who took his V he took his vacation with his wife in the Soviet Union yeah he's an interesting guy he's a very interesting guy there's a site I tweeted out last night it's called isidewith.com and you

18:46can especially for you know I'm not too into politics you go to this and they have like all the major issues and you click multiple choice what you know what what you think's major and goes through all of them and that then it says who you most likely should vote for it gives you a percentage pretty dope well see my my feeling about Hillary is she seems like business as usual yeah whether she would be good or not she's 100% business as usual and I think that is the last this country needs right now is the same system so you're trying to bring in Trump I would bring in Bernie or Trump before I'd bring in Hillary although Al bring Bernie I'd bring in Bernie because I think that he would shake up the culturally I don't know if that's the best thing though see but he's a here's the thing he can't do that yeah he can't really pass all that you need Congress and the idea of what he's

19:36trying to taxs is look socialism doesn't it's it's kind of crazy it's it's it defies human nature because human nature when you give people a way to not have to work for things they do and some there's there's some people that fall upon Hard Times there's some people that they get a bad break a bum steering life there's a bunch of people that are doing poorly that it's not their fault but there's also a bunch of people that are just lazy that's probably the majority what you say I don't know I don't know what the numbers are I've never examined Bott you want penalize people that produce yes exctly and you don't want to tax people to produce who also create wealth but you don't want to tax them 75% the way France under orland is trying to do and has done it just doesn't work out because people that produce will stop producing if I have to work 75% of my day for someone else for

20:22the greater good hell no we've seen how that works in just pick up a history book it doesn't worked that well how old is Bernie he's old as his ass ain't going to make it very long I think the bigger question should always be rather than Bernie or just ask yourself to what percentage what percentage are you willing to give your you know power and your money like is it 50% dude I'm telling you you go to the site for me yeah I have no investment in this site but you go to the site and literally breaks it down it's a lot of stuff I didn't know about it breaks down very simple you just multiple choice and it shows boom this is who believes you know in the way you do and this is who you should who believes in the way you do man the one I would never think Hillary Clinton see but here's the thing she's a s you can't tell what she really believes in that's right like she say

21:10crazy did you see what she said about Nancy Reagan and and and Ronald Reagan Liberals are abandoning her now because she was trying to say that Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan opened up the conversation about AIDS during the 80s that is total not only is it total silence is death is like a campaign because they weren't talking about it they wouldn't talk about AIDS for years for like two years I remember it very well and that wasn't a good Administration just cuz Nancy died yeah she died and I I bet she was a nice lady you know she was really in astrology and she was married to a president that's it we're done here you don't have to lie about them opening up some sort of a dialogue with this country about AIDS that's just not what they did Hillary's biggest um liability is that people don't trust her she's B her based on her history that was another thing on the debate they said

22:0337% yeah that that is insanely in a corrup trust her only 37% trust her running your country there's no women trust her less so crazy yeah and she needs a styl but here's the here's here's the biggest thing is all of them do if she is more like Obama if you look at the past six years the economy right now is not doing terribly and this is a guy who believes probably I'm a little bit more to the right at least fiscally than someone like Obama but I have to say that you know I was preaching about how you know under Obama if you look at his policies the government's going to grow the government because of a lot of factors it's not just Obama but if you look at a lot of measures for how government has grown it's kind of stayed exactly flatlined in the past six years it hasn't grown a lot of that's because we don't have as big a tax base and things like that but there are a lot of

22:54factors that go into it but you know what in six years it's not like the economy's a disaster in by a lot of measures the economy's doing really well so that's hard for conservatives to argue with you know right but let me just what's the word blind Allegiance no Devil's advate Devil's Advocate blind Allegiance popped into my head I'm like why is that working I don't know I was like awesome word though a wrong one but if you look at it from a republican point of view one thing that could be easily argued is this is a common cycle of recession and and financial gain mhm it happens and this is exactly what happens after a downfall so the downfall of our economy in 2008 I don't know about Finance but I've read a bunch of stuff that people do know about and these Cycles are reoccurring Cycles like there's always as long as the the Republic stays up and it's still up and

23:47running it goes down it crashes people readjust some people find their way some people lose their way so people jump off buildings and then it builds back up again and that's what's going on right now so that's one of the things that argued about Clinton's era they were saying well you could say that Bill Clinton was responsible for all that but the all the signs seemed to indicate that the cycle was moving in that direction anyway was just that Trend no matter who was there the president doesn't I'm talking out of my ass for sure and I don't know it exactly but if Trump wins if Trump wins is is there going to be chaos chaos people are so upset black people are already freaking the out that he's protesting there fights at his people are rushing the you know the numbers don't add up for Trump he doesn't have women he doesn't have minorities Brian I don't think

24:34you're right uh you'll see no but look you can't say you because you don't really know no I do Trump will get the nomination okay but all I'm saying is you don't really know and the problem is it's real possible it's real and just the idea that we got this far yeah it's insane insane uh a lot of Republicans would tell you that the Republicans once again because they're not unified of committed political suicide um the pundits that I've listened to will basically look at these hard numbers and say you know the people that you see supporting Trump yeah Trump is one you know but but for the most part the the popular vote isn't there for him at the end of the day it's going to go to Hillary I don't we'll see man I don't think so yeah we'll see yeah we'll we will see I think here's the problem he hasn't even started to attack her yet and he's going to Benghazi she could be indicted that's

25:31the other thing that we on two different cases what happens if she's indicted it's a big issue we got Trump know do you know about the guy who was the uh the computer analyst that put together her email server tell him he's got immunity he just got he just got immunity against prosecution apparently so so he can so he can I know so little about this I shouldn't be all love so then he's going to squeal like a little piggy if he squeals like a little piggy you got real problems but the idea of giving him immunity with the real I know I read that somewhere make sure that it's dude she should just give him like 300 mil to go away she can't she doesn't have that kind of money she makes good money but I'm sure she spends it like a did you ever see the the payouts per year from everyone insane they get insane amount of money not really just her and Trump yeah the other

26:14ones aren't well her speaking money is off the charts hold on what does it say scroll it down please justice department grants immunity to staffer who set up Clinton email server yeah so it's true so what that means is if they did that that means that they're thinking about a case and they're probably planning a case and if this guy gave up immunity that means he's got some serious information to get a bigger fish who's the bigger fish Hillary Clinton I just don't like that I think it's just crazy because the the choices are so poor terrible well because our the smart people in America saying that job I don't mind Bernie Sanders I'm telling you I would almost be willing to give up more money he's too old here's the problem here's the problem that I have with the giving up more money though is that you're giving up more money to the government and I don't trust the

26:59government that's all if I could give up money if if you could here's the thing if you could have like mandated charity for really wealthy people where you could give to like I like to give to something like Justin Ren Oran fight for the Forgotten that's a no-brainer I give to that one because I know exactly where the money's going that's a beautiful one exactly but if you could get like a bunch of good ones you know like a good yeah you know problem the problem is the problem is so much of that money goes to running the machine supposed to dull out the money huge ining Red Cross by the way if you look if you guys look online there's a few websites that detail what percentage of your dollar actually goes to the charity terrifying really listen at at one point at one point the United Way at one point I remember they had a special on it one cent of every dollar

27:49was actually going to the charity well the 99 Cents was going to running the actual company not only that but like high salar CEOs like the whole deal it becomes a cor at the Wounded Warrior Project did you see that no what I was just rocking their hat the other day that was a huge controversy because they they the the two guys running it were making a million dollars a year and they were spending on lavish vacations and lavish conferences and stuff is that true they were making a million dollars a year yeah both of them and now they're no you want to talk about the wrong people to over like that train Killers to be come back from from serving their country and and find out fair but to be fair to those guys but to be fair to the people running the Wounded Warrior Project human beings if you're work working for a very big company and you you make I think they

28:40made over $300 million in donations in one year they had a huge endowment it's when you're working all day and I'm sure these guys are good people who are working probably 12 hours a day you're going to put a first class ticket you it might be a Redeye I got to sleep you know I'm doing all this work you know I'm I'm going to spend $500 as opposed to $300 and it just adds up and what happens is if you're doing a lot of work and you're really good at it they might say hey you're worth it we're going to give you a million dollars because a board votes that in so what I'm saying is that when you have a when you have that much money corruption is going to happen before you give them a free pass we should probably know how they got to that number age all I'm saying is that anytime you have a lot of money it's going to be spent and people and and there's not

29:23enough accountability human beings are going to behave well they just it's Anonymous you're getting more money we're all doing the good job here we we deserve something the biggest illusion is that people with money are happier it might be the biggest illusion that exists in the world today yes because everybody really wants to be happy but we really want to figure out how to get happy and the one thing that we can't figure out how to do is pay the bills so we're like if I could just pay my bills I'd be happy like that is like one of the prevailing Illusions well there's a certain point where you make enough money where the bills are taken care of and that which you're going to be happy and not stressed out about but then you move on yes it's going help but it's not the answer to everything yeah it's not the answer to it certainly makes you happier to not have to pay your bills

30:10but how many people do we know that are like super successful multi-millionaires out of their mind miserable the richest people I know are the most miserable God D easily when I think I did a little inventory on like the times that I think about where that bring a smile on my face the times that I remember being the happiest gay it's almost always when I'm in behind a dumpster with a strong guy very dark with a cowboy guys or sh no black black is night black and very tall black hairy guys probably scar oh it's even better I don't think I've ever seen a black hairy guy well you haven't H out with me yeah I've seen like uh it's they have their chest hair is like more of like Curly like taco meat hey man it is like taco meat EXC me is that racist F because it's a Mexican food it's okay go go to Black and hairy.com but if you said chicken meat that would be a problem

30:59that's a problem you can't say chicken even though chicken's delicious super delicious can you say Thai chicken if it's Thai chicken can you say black people might like Thai chicken or will you get in trouble I don't know I change subject right now as soon as you toss as soon as you toss watermelon there we're all you didn't say what say about CH I love watermelon listen that's a Delicious Fruit you shouldn't bring it up it's really dangerous it is dang delicious amazing back to me and black eyes I back seen I've definitely seen hairy black eyes before yeah um but it's less common well not like Russian dudes like that dude that's entering Abu Dhabi do you know that guy that is he in Eddie bravoos uh the Eddie Bravo open is that the the new ebi the one that's in April is that who that uh crazy giant Russian dude is those Russians grow some Orosi has to get his faded his

31:46shoulders you had to it was a nice blend I remember when I was fighting at the Ws I was like oh I like the the shade you got on the shoulders it was like a one to two guard on his shoulders really just like a fade yeah funny he yeah he's a hairy he was really hairy when he was young too before he didn't before he took care of it you know who's the hairiest in all of MMA Dave Herman you ever see Dave Herman when Dave Herman grew that out oh his beard was nuts no I'm talking about his whole body no dude dude Dave Herman is a Sasquatch by the way he's in trouble right now man I was going to say is he doing nuts he's nuts there's a video that they released of him getting up by cops man a man yeah it was like one of those things where the cop told him to get back in the car and he's like why do I have to get back in the car the I told you to get back it's one of those

32:34things where like there was a unnecessary altercation between a person and the cop OS come in they start him up ex and he's a giant you know very tall I was in I was in a back with him in a corner literally maybe hit mits for two minutes and then he's playing a game boy like old school Tetris Game Boy it's like two years ago they go Dave you're up he goes now they go yeah puts it down just rolls out there and fight Gonzaga is that when he fought Gonzaga uh I think so man he got KO in one round oh that's what he looks like a good body good dude shredded set of tits on him got he's got some tits he's a talented too man he just for whatever reason he was never disciplined yeah he didn't totally put it together we had that same trainer the same striking coach and he was saying like we he'd be like dude you got to come and train and he how hairy that is Ser such a beast man so

33:23yeah my dad my dad makes that guy look like a girl okay weird that guy would slap your dad's face kind kind of quiet after I talk about my dad he was he probably smash your dad I hate to say it no you don't know you know bro most likely you don't know anything they H so much tal remember before you got the UFC he was like 20 and one just smashing in Japan beat some good names too really good names man who did he beat oh man the Dave Herman days um I once he did get to the UFC he had that crazy bout with the the Abu Dhabi champ remember that really big guy remember the huge dude not Fabiano Shermer no who who was it really big ababi yeah and he's from the Netherlands huge oh yes yes yes yes yes damn it I was supposed to fight him too it's the only fight I've ever turned down I remember that dude what the hell is his name that guy that didn't that guy beat fabriccio veroom

34:21and Jiu-Jitsu match JSU rary is huge yeah pull up uh Dave Herman's him and him and Dave had a fight of the night serious serious John oliveo that's it I remembered it before I saw it bam yeah John oliveo is a serious jiujitsu Phenom but for whatever reason it didn't really pan out in MMA for him he's huge and he was also a lot older by the time he got there click on John Olive amos's um yeah and it was like right about the time they were like testing for real lost to Mike Russell lost to Dave Herman he beat James Thompson yeah yeah he's when I saw him though he was 30 cuz when I saw him was in 2003 in Brazil so I guess he was in his 20s at the time he was a beast on wrecking people well he also was confusing for everybody CU he came out of nowhere because like this guy was you know he's a European guy and all a sudden he's uh he's beaten Brazilians he's beaten a lot of like top

35:18top guys he was like right around the time when Gunner Nelson was wrecking people too I already found out about gunar that was the that's the only fight I've ever turned out in my UFC career it was after I lost to noera I wanted another big fight and like months went by and they offered me him I've never I knew him from ji- Jitsu but I had no idea about him from MMA I was like get the out of here and then Jose was like oh yeah cool here's Ben Rothwell all right let's do that wow advisors yeah they're worth something my manager's like hey man yeah let's do thatwell you should call that guy up in the middle of the night hey man remember that Rothwell fight that you let me take you f hey bro thanks for that man give me some time to adjust I know right that's not the game I'm in so what kind of tattoo are you talking about when you hit 10 million just go and get that

36:05Panther down your neck get definely get something on your neck maybe like a kiss maybe like lips like a lip kiss oh that'd be sick like a realistic one get your wife I like that I like that I like that t that tentacles and yeah now you're talking nonsense have time to get that that's going to be hours that's 40 50 hours yeah that's many days that's five or days and you have to take time out like that that's K Martin you get your wife to kiss you on the neck 100% no to that of course how about if you get one right above your bean bag oh my bean bag my bean bag right above it I hold my dick up while they get I want it right above my ban I'm gon to hold my dick up and you just tattoo another set of balls people do get their dicks they do get their dicks tattoo yes they do I've been thinking about doing it no off I want to make it sparkly oh yeah do it doesn't Sparkle enough if you

37:01were going to get your dick tattooed what would you do barnacles Barnacles or warts elephant is think you mean make it black that's what you mean right of course I do that's what you mean I'd sleeve it out in dark ink yeah if you could possibly be yeah has any guy ever like done that because I know guys get their entire forearms black have you ever seen that like white guys will do that really weird it's like they have one color it's a one color tattoo and I always wondered if like that's a cover up like they maybe had some shitty tattoos I I always knew it as a cover up like it was a real bad tattoo like maybe a girl or something so they just black it all out cuz you can't cover it up there was a famous dude who had that in a band what band was that ra against machine yes that's right that dude his whole arms was like all black well a lot of times don't like recovering addicts

37:48get like the black band and they do how many years and then just go all black go all the way up to your ankles I want I want something on my back like right at the top of my back triang you should have your chakras yes a chakras yeah look at this dude and I want something over my root Shakra that looks badass that's very odd it take forever he's in shape too kids in shape who is that guy uh he's from Rage dude that looks pretty sweet though what his name Jamie Tim timc Tim C he doesn't have a name that's a badass tattoo man yeah I like those uh what are those things that's from like some Japanese symboling about the tadp tadp in the middle yeah is that come is that all come Cyclone it's called come I would get that come in a tornado I'd have to shave my chest in my arms I do that's what happens when you come into a garbage exposal and you hit the button it's like

38:37a symbol of it hey man dude he looks sweet I'm not mad at that at all that might be the best one I've seen though yeah they all don't look like that though he didn't go too deep he went like a half sleeve like down to like the bottom of his bicep it's pretty cool he's always wearing armor yeah yeah maybe I'll get two six shooters on my hips you guys do that may just get one tucked in your lower back pointing towards your be sick how about just an arrow fun starts here yeah who who are these people that get guns like their stars porn dudes pointing down towards their dick I tell I tell you who has the best tattoos in the game as far as girl well excuse me sir your cheeks are tatted this man needs to hit a gym occasionally yeah I don't like his body can't have the dad bot and get all those TS yeah if you're going to work on a tattoo if you're going to your body's

39:25going to be sleeved out like that that's not even a dad that's good luck getting a woman to you so you can become a dad bod yeah it's a vegan body how dare you how dare you how dare you start it now I'm going to get a bunch of pictures of vegans who are shredded they're going to be very angry at you dude you know the girl who has the sexiest hats to me Christy Mack she's got some good ones can I see she's hot as that b is so bad she was in here with war machine before War Machine the out before he tried to kill her I listen to some of that came she came here with him yeah she hung out she took a nap on the couch gorgeous person she's very pretty very pretty she's tiny man she's a tiny girl which is what like you know you hear all the the that he did to her and it's horrific if it was just a chick he he's in prison for life right he's gone he's gone but when you see her in real life

40:15she's so tiny you can't imagine pretty in person though huh she's beautiful you just can't imagine that a guy I like her with her no hair look at that picture to me too she's see that I like that the same reason why I like look at that picture below where after you beat the out of in the hospital I was hell no talkify though people are listening to this oh sorry bro that's the one that's the yes one the beat up one I'm not trying to see he kicked the out of killing her man she got away yeah he was going to get a knife and she escaped he's she's the hottest chick in the game for sure well she's definitely one of them porno games she's very pretty but my point is like I I can't imagine she's like a little kid she weighs like 100 lb really she's that small she's tiny man she's tiny I mean she might weigh 110 damn so she's super tiny so war machine I mean really

41:07her up yeah I mean I'm not that good at numbers but yeah she ain't a big girl she's like 51 maybe she's tiny Jesus you know the idea that he beat the out of her like that it's just so crazy I listen to some of that podcast and he sounded like there's something about guys talk real fast like that you know he's like yeah so for me you know it's like a got nerv you got to realize was he nervous that I'm sure you know he's on a podcast he knows a million people are going to hear it right I never for think of that I never think of that but for some people it's a big deal he's also a guy who did a lot of stuff yeah he's done a lot of steroids for sure of stuff lot of stuff had a lot of head drama like his whole thing you know had some serious demons I've noticed with Fighters some Fighters that there is that Aderall like uh energy guys have been fighting for a long time that's

41:57from head trauma yeah that's what it feels like yeah you got erratic Behavior breathing is a little bit erratic sometimes also they don't have they can't keep it together very long like they can't keep it together if something's boring they can't keep it together if something is like if something gets annoying to them they don't have a good like way of like staying calm a lot a lot of them too on on our a lot of them I'm one of them but a lot of them they the on our podcast or you know personal conversations they jump all over the board like they will never finish a story back around to jump all over well when you know War Machine he he watched his dad die right wasn't that some super dark demons some crazy he got arrested when he was really young cops beat the out of him when he was like a teenager for nothing he tells a story and I I I tend to believe him man I T I think that he's

42:50definitely made some horrible choices in life no doubt but I also think he got life he got a rough life him early of cards yep him and he was around a bunch of other people that also got and it's real hard to discern how to what direction to go through in your life I mean there's been a gang of people like that have gone in and out through the UFC they just they don't know they they've been surrounded with and psychos and criminals their whole life they don't know peace in normal that's all they know you still can't try and kill a though espe when she's that pretty no what he did was horrific horrific but that that's that's also a breakdown of unability to cope at all it sounds like he had bouts of Madness you know well he came home he came over to her house he wasn't supposed to be there they were separated though yeah he wasn't supposed to be there he came over to her house and she

43:43was with a guy she's a porn star yeah well she's hot too and guys want to her if he's not her someone's going to want to her yeah you're lucky I sliding them DMS cuz you come over you going be real sad cuz I'm going to whoop your ass in front of the girl too yeah I don't think yeah I don't think you would have been running that would have been a bad situation unless he had a knife I'm like get her well he probably would have had a knife too he's well he apparently was just total like surprise like he didn't expect the guy to be there and he just saw red and freaked the out well he's nuts you know he's also also crazy yeah he's nuts he's always been nuts but he's always been like super cool and super friendly to me and and I mean I was I knew he had gotten into crazy fights with a bunch of porn stars he beat the out of someone a bunch of people like three or

44:27four people at some porn party some dude but but dude's mouth off they say the wrong they up yeah there's no repercussions you come across a guy like that he's going to your world up anyways can't be my friend though can't be my friend boy uh but he can't be my friend you know what I'm saying he can't be anybody's did he was terrible to talk about him at bring sh um he can't be anybody's friend he's in jail forever you know but he's going make friends in there though the point being like there's there's certain guys that will just always up it seems yeah well but they also it's self- sabotage right like they get this shitty hand of cards in life and it's they play this victim game it's like I don't deserve any success so they look there's always kind of you and I were talking about this I called Joe because I I wanted to lend somebody money and I just want to

45:16sometimes like I I think I have a lot of guilt because like if you think about how some people grow up they just never even had a chance it was just the math fell in my favor it didn't fall there I had parents that loved me I had stability some people had the exact opposite and then we were talking and I was like this guy I wanted to help and it's just a disaster and I'm like I want to give him money I want to help him but you get a sense that this guy was talking about he's always going to be that way he's always going to be always going to be broke he's always going to be I've loaned people money I know you know how many people have paid me back none zero zero the the thing is did you tell me this did you tell me this getting I've been lending people money if you lend someone money don't expect it just give it to give it to I've given it to people that are both

46:01that advice I've had good friends that have been in a financial crunch and I gave them money if it's a legit friend and I know it's it's or it's a family member I know it's going to help them out take I work too hard I work hard for a reason so just take it it takes time to figure that out though like when I I didn't have any money most of my life and then all a sudden when I started having money and someone needed money I looked at them as like how I used to be I'm like well if I help this guy out he'll he'll get back on his feet and then he'll take care of it but they none of them did not only that they started avoiding you which is really weird like call up hey Mike um uh you were supposed to pay me uh after three months it's now six months have resentment it's the it's the old saying you the fastest way to lose a friend is lend him money because oh dude man I've

46:42got a guy who's owed me money for so long that I just don't even bring it up anymore and he'll call me up and he'll every time we talk he'll give me this sing song and dance but he's about to pay me back and dude he's owed me money for can't believe he's still your 10 years not really we're acquaint now we're acquaintances now but that that sealed it it's also it's a it's a mindset you're you know a lot of times my experience with that is that yes some people there are plenty stories of people who needed money badly and they made good and they paid it back yes but but most of the time for the most part the the people I'm talking about like you just know you're like man you're always from one crisis to another what the are you doing and it doesn't matter the money give like I my last fight I signed this deal with this company not going to Out close friend who did the deal and

47:30never saw the money and he's a real I've known this guy forever super close friend man and I'm financially I'm fine I'm doing better than I've ever done thank God and I and we always had this Rift he wasn't texting me or calling me back and I just called him one day from a random number I said hey man it's me the money man your friendship means more than money I don't care if I ever get that money but let's just move on man we're good but he's always going to have that problem knowing that he ripped you off that's that's fine I'm cool with that you are but he's probably it's probably chewing away at him it makes him feel less but at least I know we're we're good and we have open relationship well that's nice it's very nice of you you know I mean I'm I told this dude I mean like six months in I was annoyed you know that I didn't get paid back but then I stopped yeah you know I this is

48:15one guy I mean I could go back over the times that I've been here and it's the problem is everybody's got this scam everybody's got this scheme you know they want to come to you and if you just give me this money I'm going to start this business and that business going to make so much money and then as soon as my buddy gets in he's going to bring his cousin who has a connection and we're going to start this no but there's none of that because how many people lent you money to get to where you're at no did you ask anyone asked any me neither no one does you know Dove and I I'll tell you who the who it was after we're off the air but um I know but do and I bought bought a comedian a car um we we loved this young guy this young comedian and both of us no we loved him we loved him we thought was amazing and we liked him so much and I was bothered at how how he had no money and he was so

49:03smart and such a good guy and I was just like this is bugging me and he's taking the bus down to San Diego and he's taking a bus around La and he's got no you can't live in LA you can't be a comic and be living on the bus it's going to kill you at the end of the day so I said I go you know man I got some money and I said to Dove I go let's buy this guy a car I got a friend who deals in good cars they're not expensive let's get them a reliable Honda or something how much you have to spend four grand you spent four we both spent two or something it was not a big deal meanwhile long story short just bought it for him called me thank you thank you all this stuff always brings it up he sold it when I see him no he made it he made it in the business he crushed it yeah really I'll tell you who it is and he never paid you back he never I he I said to him this is not a loan this is

49:48what we want to give you and we're I will never take money back this is I am because he didn't want to take it he's like what are you doing I go this is my gift to you because you're worth it and do said the same thing what does his name rhyme with I I won't tell tell bad story why wouldn't you tell that story well I'd rather him tell you okay yeah you don't want him to know I'm going to write it down though that he was a broke ass at one point well he he he we all are let me see what you got over there never heard of them never heard of them so you gave Chris Rock a car yeah I support that choice the choice you just made of course once see see what I mean you know I knew right away I knew right away I was like understand why you didn't say the name yeah no need poor dude wonderful comedian I don't mind helping anyone out a lot of Fighters too man listen I get the

50:36struggle of the game so anytime they need help with t-shirts whether they're trying to get in podcasting whatever I got one guy Jack Maye hate to say his name but my my boy he's trying to get a fight on Titan he's been doing it forever and my old maner and super close friend Lex McMahon owns Titan well he fights for a living man this guy's a beast he has kids so I'm Conant hitting up Titan almost as his manager like get this guy a fight man right cuz they keep dragging on then someone falls out and he's texting me like dude I don't know what to do so it it it it's tough man because you want to help him but I'm helping help him different ways than give him money that's the way he's worth the effort some people are worth the effort like even some people like if somebody ask me for money and I feel like they really needed and they're you know I it's almost worth the money to see them

51:25not be in pain right like I I'll buy that from from my own piece of mind it's not a hard fast rule you know like most things like in under most situations when people need money or they come to you to borrow money they're not going to make it it's just it's not going to happen no if they're re for M they're but most of those guys they they're looking for a shortcut yes most that's this a part of the personality of someone who keeps coming to people asking for money you it's like it's so common that it's the same kind of guy it's like this guy that has this elaborate story that he tells you that involves some new thing that's going to happen and when that new thing happens every's going to love the stor I wish I could record them I wish I could record the stories I met with a guy the other day who's a buddy who I Al I'm also in business with and we're meeting on the

52:13idea of this merchandise thing and he pitches this whole marijuana idea to me I'm like what the is wrong with you man like a business whole business all I'm like dude get out of here man some guy focus on this cornered me at the store one night about some marijuana business he's doing and wants me to get involved and they'll give me equity and I dude I'm not doing anything I have people call me all the time about you pitching me ideas for you they're just like I got this great idea I got to speak to Joe Rogan in person I know my friend but this just not going to happen but I could see it all going bad I could see I mean or immediately you talk this guy the guy first of all the guy's super aggressive coming up to you wants to go into business with you he doesn't even know you wants to go into business with you sign of craziness and then you know once once it all goes about dude I

53:00made this business man if it wasn't for me we wouldn't have this and you're like I don't even want to be a part of this why am I here I got to get out of here and then next thing you know you get this crazy dude who hates you nothing worse yeah I mean the people that need your help or need your money in that that bad of a way where they go out of their way they're get in your face about it they're looking for like a way to shortcut the system yeah like the system of making it as a comedian the system like how many guys have come up to you and go hey man you know be really cool if you could take me on the road you're like what yeah like dude you don't get spots anywhere like you you I can't take you on the road you're you're not putting in the proper hustle and did you ever do that Joe Rogan did you ever do that Brian there's a reason why his ass is asking you know I knew no shortcut

53:46listen man there's ways to do it I I'm friends with all the door guys at the comedy store and these they put on their Instagram Pages they're constantly hitting Open Mic KN con got be relentless you got to be writing and always performing speaking of Performing we're going to be in Denver March 18th and 19th what you guys it's my birthday too what what what's happening oh I'm glad you asked Joe Rogan um we're gonna be doing a live show Brandon sha Brian count fighter and the kid March 18th two shows at Comedy Works March 19th two shows Comedy Works South first time in Denver performing I love it there it's one of my favorite places your birthday dude it's my birthday buy your tickets now where do they go tickets tfatk.com tk.com sell this out Denver one my favorite places on the planet Earth that's one of my favorite places dude that's where my wife is from and I I

54:36would move back there you want to move to together we'll move there dude you could live you could live just 20 minutes from the city and be in the mountains and have a insane house with a view the problem just drive down to Denver Comedy Works absolutely not here's the only problem if you two leave I'm going be pissed no dude my my wife grew up in snow my wife grew up in snow she'll never move back exactly I did too that snow people don't like the snow I like it I like track animals we soon we'll talk after this yeah we're we're going to um the thing got moved to August though it's important yeah for me Frank Castillo he's one of the guys who works at the store and this kid is funny as and he's hustling he puts up his like his Instagram post if you look at Frank casti I think it's just Frank Castillo on on uh Instagram but if his uh his Instagram posts just constantly

55:25post all the different open mics he goes you have to be like there's too much competition Hammer doing he's doing open mic night they they'll do Open Mic nights that are outside on someone's roof they do them everywhere it doesn't matter where you do it that's how you have to do it it doesn't matter it's an audience it doesn't matter I have this friend who's breaking into comedy but this person has a a large online social media following already and then like break it into standup and we had a conversation about it and they don't want to do the open I guess as a Girl by not saying here or she they're thinking they're good for it well just they don't want they don't want to do that hard that hard work that they should know it's all the same they should also know it's all the same well not only that how about the fact that you or I will do that grind you you or Brian and

56:07I will go to Open Mic nights to this day well to this day we'll show up at an open mic night y we we even plan it out yep you know we I'll do spots I I do the when red band has that Ice House spot at 10 o'clock at night and there's like 30 people in there I'll show up great I'll text them up what's up get in there people write sometimes you come up with ideas it's also your passion that's the hey we need to start doing uh I'm I'm I'm going to start doing a lot more of that local stuff I like the ha about the haha Cafe the new ha It's amazing it's great sometimes when I'm doing the um the ice house like the main room Jan will have a show the booker we'll have a little show in the little room over there and again 30 40 people that that room only holds 80 you know so if you got like and sometimes like red band gets like 80 stuffed in there sometimes and it is a killer

56:56crowd they're on top of you man there's like 80 people smooshing that room with you that's a weird little room right I love it how weird is that when we started doing our live shows I I didn't know Brian was like dude I think we're in Portland Seattle 900 people and I was you know nervous like yeah whatever Brian's like dude you don't realize like this is crazy man getting theater gig like that yeah he's like he's he's just jumping in can you do but listen there's no one way to do it and what you're doing is different because you're doing that show like you you guys are essentially doing like a dramatic piece yeah yes you know with a lot of AD libbing and around but you have a show and like Tom sigur and his wife Christina pitsky they have your mom's house they take that on the road and it's kind of the same sort of a thing they have an online like podcast but

57:44then they have a real live show like an extended Branch yeah yeah yeah yeah and it becomes you know there's like fun they do and that's I mean that's time my life man you want to do stand up on your own like just 100% yeah like now that you're doing it right yeah we kick the show off I do like the first 10 15 minutes so absolutely love it man so do you think you'll start like expanding and like putting together an act maybe even touring yeah I think so dude you could totally do like to do that you could totally do it do let's do a show with the three of us how about that I'm in Come On Son you know how much fun that would be us on the road stand up get ready to play to 3,500 people cuz if Rogan starts doing it that's what it means how about that Chicago 5,000 did 5,000 oh my god dude I I'm more happy now I'm more I get more satisfaction when there's those live

58:33crowds that's why I put them on Instagram cuz I'm so happy man because it's hard to explain because in the UFC if if you have a fight right and I've never been the main event I've been co-main events I've been in big fights but the crowd's not there just to see you they're there to see all fighters right but at a fireing kid whether it's 800 900 people these sold out shows they're really there to see Brian and Brendan so the love I get from that D I've I've been seeking it looking for it my entire life my entire life for this approval you know what I'm saying my for this approval my entire life out tomorrow it's hard for me not to cry man when I get done with him it's hard for me not to cry too that's uh Irvine right you guys are doing Irvine yeah Irvine tomorrow night I think there's like nine tickets left that's a fat room I can't wait man I get it's like the it's like Super Bowl

59:19Sunday for me man it's fun right insane now you get it I get it thank God I don't have thank God brain trauma hasn't kicked in where I can still dude Alpha Brain the out of yourself on a daily eventually they're going to have stem cells you're going to shoot it in there you're going to be a super Brainiac hopefully man you don't want to get too smart though because if you get too smart you you'll consider the repercussions of saying what you're about to say I know now I'm just like that dumb dog just going saying stuff I keep a certain amount of stupid on hand just for comedy I really do you have to huh there's a certain amount of like if I wanted to really go satnam Namaste and meditate all day the problem is I could kind of go there too those guys aren't funny though are they no it's well it's not the kind of funny I do I mean people get bruised up my kind of Comedy people get bruised

60:07up but the thing is if people if they don't have a opinion on what you're doing one way or the other you're not doing son well I like you either want people to you want more people to like you than hate you but you need both that's when I like we release a podcast and I get all these hateful things and good things like perfect man we're doing good I know what I like I know the kind of Comedy that I like and that's the kind of comedy that I like to do like I don't like I don't like calm comedy I like chaos I like I like I like watching people have fun y you know that's there's only a couple ways to do that and there it's always the subject matter is always going to be controversial like like I always say Joey di is my favorite all-time comic because he's 100% controversial his take on everything is always going to be controversial it's always going to be that's why you that's

60:50why you go to a show CU you don't want to hear what the aage you know you want to see outrageous man well he's a rock and roll comic yes you know you're watching some rock and roll you're watching some chaos that's what I want that's the best yes that's why when Sona has opinion like that's why I don't watch these shows whether it's NFL or UFC where I know who's paying their bills so they don't give a real opinion like nah tell it like it is that's why they wouldn't let you on UFC tonight that's why why they got rid of it and what why they got R but also my I'm so s I'm doing so well in my own with firing the kid and these Live tours when they they wanted me to drive to Burbank to film the show and do all stuff like you got to pay me this much man this is what I'm worth now they're like well we can get this dude for this I'm like do that good luck get do that son do that

61:38well you understand your value you know I think that is one thing where if I could give the UFC advice what the one thing that I would say is turn guys loose turn guys lose let them be themselves that's what makes the UFC special because you look at baseball it's on a downward Trend cuz they have these rules and guys can't be themselves we have so many Personalities in to become a cage fighter in your underwear you got to be pretty crazy so you get these cool colorful personalities we want that man let that go you remember do you remember when Matt Brown got in trouble for talking about like Rhonda he he goes I'm not watching unless the women are naked just some redneck brown brown is a Savage superv he he had a he did a video the other day on Instagram of him with his kid on his lap and his kid's like you like being cute and you know little his a little tiny baby and

62:30he's like it's hard being hard cuz he's like trying to make hard ass Savage's just a Savage and he's holding on to a baby in between deadlifts and punching people in the dick got a baby dude does he does he have a fight coming up um I feel like he does he was supposed to be scheduled but why do I think he pulled out or something or the fight got canceled wasn't he supposed to be fighting why do I think he's supposed to be fighting Damen MAA cuz he's the last guy to beat wander boy yeah it like four or five years ago though what is uh Matt Browns put see if we can find that I feel like there was a great fight that was coming up that was super excited for and it got canceled do you have any incen scoop on whether McGregor is gonna fight Aldo next iank I think he fight Frankie Edgar is a way easier cell the Aldo fight If Aldo comes back and wins and wins and spectacular fashion

63:26like say If Aldo and Cub Swanson have a rematch cuz Cub Swanson and Aldo went the same way that Frankie and McGregor went Aldo jumps at him hits him with a flying knee two seconds into the fight and cracks him you can't sell Aldo McGregor to you can sell Frankie just like you why why not because Al has to win he's got to win again if he wins again see the difference is you could sell it but you wouldn't sell it for as much as If Aldo won okay Damen ma yeah I was right all right UFC 198 W brail that's in Brazil hey yeah that's Fabo verom steti Mio we'll be doing a fight companion cuz Joseph will be here yeah son that is the weekend of uh my daughter's birthday so I can't go go back to go back to um what you're saying about McGregor Aldo oh so Aldo would have to he would have to I mean redeem himself it would have to be some something you could sell that's like

64:24when Manny Pacquiao got knocked dead the Floyd maywe the fight was off but then he beats Chris aleri looks like a demon again starts looking fantastic you go okay we can see it we can see it again and then they sold the fight but if they tried to go right from the Juan Manuel Marquez knockout right into Floyd Mayweather fight lose a fighter has to win wow Joe that that's why I like for for Mesa I want Misha Holly too do you I want Misha Rhonda really you want to see it for a third time yep I don't y I don't I think I think Misha's Misha's better now it'd be interesting to see I I I why do that but but she's the champ Misha is the Champ now I think that's the fight she's lost to Ronda twice already wasn't come didn't really come close to being there she could lose to Amanda Nunes Amanda Nunes I know that's why that's why he can't toss that's why you can't toss Amanda Nunes

65:16in there right now cuz there's only three who can fight right now that we're going to pay to see really so you have Misha Holly Ronda right Rhonda's out probably till November what they're saying so basically eight months just cuz of movies who knows I bet I bet she hurries her ass back up now that Misha's champ right I don't know man cuz who knows man chooses to fight differently and not engage her and fight the way she fought Holly if she fights Holly and fight smart and measured bro she was getting her ass whooped against Holly until she pulled that out she was definitely losing she was not getting whooped though I wouldn't say she her face was well taken care of at the end of that fighted off face especially with listen she never got rocked she never her knees never buckled she never like looked like she was going down she was down 3 to one until she won she was

66:03definitely down in points but nothing Holly was doing was scary right she was Holly was fighting real smart and she was moving and completely in control the fight completely in control of the standup like is Misha GNA win this I was talking to Brian during the fight I went man it sucks for Misha man she's always second best because if she's champ she's a great champ cuz she looks good she talks good she represents good for for women the I would say all those things great yes yeah she's she's a great best champ we've had she's a really nice person she's great and she's a so is Holly by the way smoke show yeah she's SM want especially that ass no disrespect Brian carway well also that I think I think that that's a that's I was talking about this on the podcast I think that nobody talks about that that's a real love story that's an American Love Story Brian carway is so

66:50in her corner and I think it's very romantic I think that's a very Fu I do I'm going to cry a little you relax a little it's romantic I know but you won't shut the giv nobody gives nobody talks about don't give a I do cried again I almost cried again was when I was interviewing Misha yeah cuz she finally did it when when she said when I said how's that sound she goes I've been waiting to hear you say those words for so long aming dude how about she was going to retire yeah how about she she was like they're not giving my shot I'm about to be the out she was thinking about it you know she's thinking what's she doing with her life this is if if if let's say Rond for whatever reason can't fight till November so that's what eight months right yeah why not do Holly Misha Too Well you certainly could I mean that would that's the only other fight you can do but the problem with that fight

67:36is well there's not really a problem with that fight what what's the worst that happens Holly wins then you have Holly Ronda that we want to see really that's the biggest Blockbuster fight in history but I I cuz you've lost that you you definitely but I would like to see the problem is the time frame but I would like to see Ronda versus Misha but what if Misha wants to sit it out what if Misha wants to wait for Rhonda and she just trains like a demon for eight mon which is what Holly should have done and they should have just been on this PR tour to build her celebrity up so high so by the time her and Rhonda fight it's the biggest fight in UFC history I'm going to get Dana on the phone and have him hire you you know what's well Dana agreed with that that's that's what he wanted that's what Dana was saying that's Dana was saying and and Irene uh blast out people think I

68:21don't like Dana I like Dana man we just disagree on certain things who gives a but but I say cuz Dana goes yeah she should have waited but we had a meeting with her manager she was even in on the meeting and they wanted to hurry up and fight which I think was a mistake he's 100% correct well 100% correct financially but you got to respect her as a warrior what she wanted to do she wanted to get in there want to throw down people argue that all the time oh sh that You' been a better fighter if you're you're an armchair quarterback when you're talking about Monday morning you're the the day of the fight she could have won and if she did won she would look like even more and cons I'm talking about when people say ah but such a warrior listen being a warrior doesn't pay the bills 20 years from now that's true but you got to understand she made a fuckload of money

69:02for that fight she would wait she would have made so much more money I would say she's gonna have she's gonna have a shot at Rhonda it's gonna happen I think Holly but but but who knows how many fight this is the risk in MMA the risk in MMA is look when Conor if Conor loses to Frankie Edgar which is a possibility it's a scary fight for Conor very very strong and so it's so in a way if he loses to Nate now he loses to Frankie that luster that shine is gone and it's a and that's one of the things about he still has that shine though right now he still has that shine because he lost a Savage at one Frankie Edgar is a 48 hour storm you better have everything strapped down Chad mes the 48 hour's not going to get tired he's not getting tired and he's going to you can wrestle his ass out and he's going to come at you with the crazy angles his footwork is s this

69:57is the problem this is this is the problem though if Conor connects which Frankie does get hit yeah you think he knock Conor out I mean Frankie could get knocked out by possible very I think Conor can knock good fight at 145 Conor will not starch anybody anybody so heavy by the way so will Cub Swanson Cub Swanson couldn't connect on Frank got Merk didn't he he got Frankie just wolverin him for whatever very very possible that happen first of all you know Conor's got to suck a lot of Weights very hard suck for him and it's a five round fight and man if anybody can grind you into the ground it's it's that guy and you look at the Chad Mendes fight obviously Connor had a knee injury going into that fight but Chad took him down at will you know and when Frankie gets you tired man he's going to you're in trouble what he did to swans Cub Swanson rather was incredible I mean he just

70:52wore him I've never seen an ass open like really it's and cub Cub as far I've seen everyone in the gym Cub is the most talented guy I've ever seen in the gym Watch Fight insane how talented that kid is so when I saw Frankie just dismantle him I like holy D Frankie edar his like you said his footwork he's he's his boxing's great hard to hit you know why they're not probably G and I don't know the numbers but I would assume I don't think he's a draw but if you's not but but if you give him Conor you're good cuz he's a draw so what I'm asking is that if you're Conor's manager and if you're Conor doesn't it make sense to somehow duck Frankie in the inum fight Aldo for the Big R easy fight but Aldo you see you can't Aldo unless Aldo wins I'm telling you how you going to sell Aldo when he starts him in 16 seconds Champion for 10 years and also that starching was happen so quickly

71:44people go I'm interested because I want to know if that was a fluke that's why I'm interested a littleit yeah but Brian you could sell it you could sell it but you're not going to sell it for nearly as much as you would sell it if Aldo wins something Al yeah If Aldo fights Max Hollow how about that what if he fights Max Hollow and he looks like the AL that's a fight he looks like the Aldo of old right or he gets his ass whooped but one of those guys emerges and then you've got the possibility of Max Hollow having a rematch with Conor he was the only guy that took Conor to a decision we need some young blood and Max Hall is that guy oh he's bad we need some young blood and he's only like 24 Hawai 24 I thought was fighting I thought Holloway was fighting at 55 no he's 45 he always been 45 he's a freak he's got a fight coming up though doesn't Max Hollow have a fight Aldo UFC

72:382 Hunter make it happen why do I feel like he's got a good fight scheduled like that I'm interested in is he fighting llamas is he fighting Ricardo llamas because llamas just fought Diego and Diego's only appearance at 45 he was way too sucked up but but Max is on a total winning streak isn't he what what is he how about Diego Sanchez beating Jim Miller he's he goddamn season one season one winner the ultimate fight him and Rashad are the only guys left right yeah but Diego is like he's still in the hot mix that kid's an animal oh he knows one thing animal fighting dude Diego Sanchez watch his fight with Jake Ellenberger he's or how about Martin campman that's the best one because for two rounds his face is hanging off of his head he nuts and he's just and he wins the third round he wins the third round against a guy in campman who fought at 85 you know

73:32he's a small 85 as Diego won the season too but very good striking and Diego won the goddamn third round he puts his arms down he goes come on and then he starts fighting and you're like nuts manal he's mad now now you got him angry won the third round against Gilbert Melendez that's right that was a crap dude I was doing uh an uh analyst work for ESPN and all they want to talk about I I think it was JDs and whoever verdom was on that I forget which one it was and I went that just hear me out that fight as a guy who knows fighting you have you have to talk about Doo and Gilbert Melendez please and finally they kind of showed it but I'm like I'm telling you guys are dropping the ball this is the fight this is one where I'd show my kid like you want to see what fighting is about insert Gilbert Diego hair I'm like ESPN get your together insert I think it was JDS Mark Conor on that I

74:25forget but get the out of my face that's like like some guys like they want to fight like that but they can't find a willing opponent but if you can get Diego and Gilbert together Gil like Gilbert if he fought smart could probably out move Diego out strike but he he decided bite down on his put those guys just every car every two months those two fight G he's not gonna step back he's gonna stand in a phone booth with you and just bang such a good guy too Gilbert he got you got popped for what uh steroids yeah damn it I know ain't that you get older you get older you need a little help coer God damn it you know I'm torn on this I swear to God I'm torn cuz I I you know you're going to see shorter careers you're going to see more injuries dad bod vtor bums me the out me too man I'm telling you VOR my we up man see that let me see it bring it up I got see it trt VOR is maybe my all-time

75:23favorite fighter to watch no I like trt I like trt over trt over okay you're right cuz he's murdering trt over kicking heads off and hey what's your versus Brock Lesnar that's hard to top that made plus the size Factor he's just so big and ridiculous he didn't look like a with world class striking yeah but vtor wheel kicked rockold never threw a wheel kick in a fight kick Michael bis Bing's eye off that was a round B can't see he kicked his eye off yeah that's see his girl is so hot well that's it's hard to tell man that could be the shirt sticking out like that he doesn't when he fought Chris wide everyone was saying he's fat and that but that might just be the shirt and you can't really tell you know there's certain pictures you take I like the fact that he put that online he doesn't give a look at my gut look giv the I just knocked out Dan Henderson in one round first of

76:12all knocked out Dan Henderson look at my girl I'm rubbing her shoulders eat dick son yeah eat it eat dick yeah I got a gut but I'm rich and Brazilian you know what I'm saying he's a superstar he's a superstar in Brazil yeah what yeah like Cruz over there he's he got hit hardest by the rebu deal ah dude I saw a special on I saw I watched a uh documentary on Ronaldo the soccer player yeah that's who you want to be in your next life that guy not really what if somebody beats his ass he small oh I don't give a he's the king of the world he's a prince I would make out with him all right where VOR Bor is up there man that guy's killing it how about trt vtor ah man trt VOR back in the the rockold days and the the when he fought uh bisb wouldn't you have liked to seen what would happen if that guy fought Weidman I would have liked to seen I think W would still beat him with

77:00his wrestling tough TRV tour vers Luke rockold that's a saw that once yeah he did kick his face off kicked his face off I'm talking about the champion rockle now those are back in the day I'm talking now dude trt VOR is barely human okay that's is he the scar guy some kind of alien thear guy you know why because here's the thing about trtv tour you got this freak body with abundance of fast twitch muscle fibers ridiculous work ethics see he's still in good shape that was him throwing a punch there he's still I don't know why he's throwing one punch and dropping his hands like that why would you show that excuse me so is VOR Bell for yeah just one punch knocking people out but it's weird like why would you show this this is a weird thing to show because I don't think he gives a yeah I mean I guess he like that's the weirdest thing I guess they're working on some moves or something like

77:51that he just moving around could be at the end of the workout you compare that to go to the rockold fight vtor versus Luke rockold by the way we might have brought up trt vtor when we get together about times now we're obsessed with him he was a psycho man he was you thre me for a loop and this just shook my world Kimbo and Ken Shamrock busted for tr2 saw that coming I don't believe it that doesn't make any sense look at him there look at him there he's a demon look at Rock in Rock's All Natural there like surfing and basic ass haircut rockco looks like a school boy there he's like what he got his face kicked off in Brazil you go fly 14 hours and get your face kicked off look at that rock told me he saw him at the W and he was like what the is this guy on he said just you could tell just looking at him and then vtor whispered in his ear everything but here's the

78:41thing he's also it's training I mean it is not just the fact that he was on trt which he most certainly was but also the fact that he was training like a monster training like 20 hours day that's him all sucked up though at the weigh-ins when he's pointing to his Jesus waistb band there for sure you see like above that might be Jesus like throw that wheel kick yeah like that's him when he wheel kicked rockold in the head like look how big he is I mean Jesus Christ so what the reason why I think he's the scariest is because he's got a massive amount of experience you're talking about a guy who's been fighting since 97 he's been training since you know years before that right so he's been around forever almost 20 years in the game he's at 19 years in the gamee at his level ups and down at the highest highest level at the highest level and he's only like 38 now I think he just turned 38 if

79:34I get it correctly wow which is crazy such a nice guy too he's like the nicest guy ever very nice guy vtor is a smart guy too you know and he speaks very fluent English as well as uh as as I mean as well as a Brazilian Portuguese rather but if you you look at his body like what you have is this freak body that also has all this knowledge and usually by the time a guy acquires all that knowledge his body starts to fall apart down I had a conversation with Eve Edwards about it you know we're were talking about like Eve is a super knowledgeable guy so many fights he's had so many fights and it's almost like his he knows so much now but his body just doesn't cooperate like it did when he was young and wild a bummer you back in the Aaron Riley days you ever see his fights with Aaron Riley hook and shoot yep and then but you see a lot of guys who have Resurgence we were talking

80:22about this like heavyweights and stuff who you know like Ben Rothwell guys like that who VOR I mean uh um fabrio like you you'll you'll see them when they get to be like in their 30s they yeah arosi they get into 30s and they're fighting differently that's heavyweights though yeah heavy weights generally have a longer career and Peak later GP thinking about coming back I think they genuinely don't know how to move their body as well when they're younger because there's so much mass right I think if you look at like little tiny people like one of the things I've noticed about having kids is you watch like kids in gymnastics class and the the they can do with their body it's not just like flexibility there's no weight there's no Mass so they're like moving their body around they're rolling around they're doing flips and they they develop like an understanding of it's

81:07also it's also being able to measure like uh Chris vanard was explaining to me how as you get better at better at boxing you have to move less because your eye can measure shots so instead of like really moving to the side like a guy like that'll just literally step back like a an inch get you to miss and boom experience is priceless man before I fought Roy Nelson I remember Nate tell me I was like dude I'm more athletic about it and he goes yeah but man he has so much experience I'm telling you it's Priceless I was like God what the does Nate marquart know a lot well Nate marquart's a perfect example too when uh who the did he just knock out CB do and I was saying in that fight I'm like CB can't open up and chase him that's like you can't just open up because the last thing to go on a guy like Nate marquart is his punch and Nate marquart can cck and he's cracked a lot of guys he's got

81:58a lot of memories people Dam muscle horizontal he went flying through the air leg kick what he tried to throw a knee at him he tried to lead knee just caught him with a straight old school nmar cart he was a badass he was a guy that was super talented but might have had like a little bit too much damage by the time he got to the started fighting when he's 17 17 he's still doing it and winning his highlight re knockout of Tyron Woodley and Strikeforce is one of the are you talking about that Mortal Kombat combo oh my God one of the combos oh he's a monster so talented such a a diverse like and a lot of traditional martial arts techniques mixed with like some really good boxing as well extensive martial arts background and he started fighting when he was very young he was like the first like especially in Colorado man Nate was the he's one I went I looked Nate up cuz he's the

82:51badass I went straight to his gym you said you never seen him lose around around in practice not for a very very very long time yeah yeah he was like our team GP was his number one training partner wasn't he I mean oh yeah yeah he's cre that whole connection you're going to get better if your if your training partner is one of the greatest ever well you all there's that but the the word was always that Nate was better that's what I've heard I mean Nate was a bigger guy and he was fighting at 185 um but I asked Nate one time I 17 I said how do you do against GSB and he said well that's all I said he's so modest I go what do you mean well he goes going to do yeah he's not going to say why would he say anything there's nothing what the dick T like color underwear there's nothing worse than when you ask the guy something he oh dude I I uh whoever VOR belf for up in

83:37round one of practice we're talking about practice well there's a lot of guys that have that right oh it's the worst the practice thing yeah there's some good fights coming up man this Saturday you got Frank May marun yeah that's interesting what's your call Magny Hector fight scares me you know Neil's my buddy and Hector I'm a Hector Lumbard fan he gets a hold of you you going for a ride he's also a guy that's been uh he tested positive and he's been around a long time another mind-blowing one was so surprised I'm like what with that ass that's that's not that's artificially created the letter s well he I feel like is in the same boat as his other C Cuban comp compatriot um yo Romero in that they got to the UFC a little late in their career people forget Hector lumbar was murking everybody over in Bellator everybody he came over from Bellator like people forgot they forgot forgot yeah

84:34he's ripping dude's faces off and he's I think he's only 5'9 he's tiny the fight the fight he might even be F yeah he's 59 but the fight to see is him fighting I like how they do it in inches that's 5'9 right yeah yeah the fight the body on that guul Christ I've never seen an ass no homo I've never seen an ass in my life then hook your it's the best ass I've ever seen he can explode on you man he can explode on you the way he knocked out Nate perfect example that knockout of Nate markart was ferocious the Angles and the fearlessness in which he chased Nate down and The Knockout power when he's on man he's terrifying good luck beating him when he's on I want to see him fight Robbie la that's the fight I want to see how old is uh Hector now not young but he's never taken a beating still rolls with that acne though how about when he uh how about when he went in and uh destroyed Paul harz

85:28that's when you 38 yeah that's when you saw how scary he is cuz palarz like couldn't do to him gra Hector Lumbard before this drug testing we don't know how he's going to be now but scariest guy at 170 who the no if you draw that card you're like ah son that ain't smart it's not fun that Ain one where you're like ah I can looks like he's in a different weight class he just I mean that might be the picture but yeah or maybe it's not the picture no no mag's long and Tall though he's a totally different guy dude how about remember we did the companion powerful Alan Joan fighting on this card but how about when we did uh the what's her name Remy nikai remember that remember that Asian girl I was all into her ass she got her ass whooped by me dat you know what the uh R yeah look at that build son she um she's thick that's a thick one Cutie Pie it's tough she does like

86:20weird fetish uh stuff yeah man I was into it not exactly sure what it is I'm glad it's one of the few by way it's one of the few times where I read the captions I'm like glad I don't speak she cute she looks like Mark hunt and sakuraba had a baby but she's got a cute face you C don't try covering this up and Leslie Smith um she had to get her ear sod back on oh that's right that bitch's hair fell off ey Jessica eye blasted her ear and it shot up like a volcano and she wanted to keep going her ear was was hanging off her head she had a hole that you could look deep into her skull what I'm not kidding man I'd never seen anything like it yeah she wanted to keep going they stop she wanted to keep going she was upset T that card is is is sleeping good luck picking knockout on the night or performance the night there's going to be so many knockouts on that card look

87:10at the matchups yeah well I think there's a better picture Jamie where you can see there that's it you just had it right there click on that one yeah you can see how How deep the hole was it was a giant hole the the skin gets so thin from the cauliflower and that opened up well not that it gets thin actually what it is is the actual cauliflower itself it it helps rip apart the skin because it's like having a rock under your skin yes look you see that one you see that one J look at that one that's what it looked like oh my God you see into her ear see her brain so do you think while she had it sewed back on she got the cauliflower trimmed off I would yeah I would too trim that yeah yeah it's going to grow back if you keep training isn't she uh Caesar Gracie I think I think she's one of them uh Caesar Gracie NorCal girls daell got love fighting to do it for a

88:00living man you got to love fighting she's tough as Guai picture man God damn it girl do your thing she looks like an anime like doll I know she is paid to do that too hey think about how tough Josh burkeman is we're talking about Hector Lumbard Josh burkeman who just fought his last fight and won at 55 a veteran man fought Lombard and that's right right blocked it sat in the sat there in the pocket sick he went into that fight antibiotics right up that's the fight that Hector tested positive for yeah that's the fight Hector test and burkman just sat there and just kind of parried and stayed pretty much markless dude I thought B was get merked he stayed dangerous that's why lumbar especially when Lumbard started to get a little tired he didn't want to come in because bur bombs B winging bombs at you and he can you can hit him with a bat that take a shot well he can take

88:52it too he's just tough burkman's been around and he's fought as heavy as like 205 really yeah he fought Jeremy Horn once and I don't know what the they had some crazy dispute there was some argument where they hated each other he's been fighting forever Jeremy Horn is like one of the nicest guys in the world and Jeremy choked him out and spit on him oh no was out cold can't do that I don't know what happened but Jeremy's the nicest guy ever well he's also a fighter I know but I'm telling you J like the idea that Jeremy could get so upset at someone it's almost like alien to me I don't understand it who does Nate Diaz fight next you should fight Robbie law at you see 200 if no I would say dosan is the fight because I think that Robbie Lawler is too big for him yeah if he's GNA really fight at 170 he should I mean if he he could fight at 170 make no mistake about it but if you

89:41look at like the Rory McDonald fight and you look at the um uh uh stun gun Kim fight yeah he could also you you could easily make an argument and I think it's not even an argument it's a fact he's a lot better than he was when he fought Rory McDonald and he's a lot better than he was when he fought dong young young Kim I think his fight his last fight in particular not just the Conor McGregor fight but the fight with Michael Johnson he's on fire Nate is comfortable he's confident and Nate is one of the slickest dudes when it comes to rolling with punches when Nate gets hit when Nate gets hit Nate gets hit and he goes with he's going with like and he's got this like long Slinky jab that comes of no way you have to give him a super fight after being Conor McGregor and he has such momentum whether he agrees with what the UFC does or whatever you have to give

90:32that guy I think a title shot well the UFC um I think they have to recognize that he's a superstar right now Nate Nate Diaz is a Superstar but fighted 55 though I think 55 is his weight 55 or 70 but if you give him 70 just give him more than two weeks notice I I I think I think if you if I think he has a better chance beating Robbie Lawler than he does Doos D Robbie's just too big and strong man I don't well dos sanos was his loss before uh he fought Michael Johnson dos sanos leg kicked the out of him hor and mangled him on the ground once his leg was all up Doan isan Jo is a goddamn jug he fight he fights Conor that's what I think no come on son you can't do that no you can't do that that's Conor's worst match that's what we were supposed to see no not that's what we were supposed to see not anymore I don't think it works out well for Conor I see what if he sleeps him okay

91:28whack what if he one punches him like he did all's like godamn it this is chaos it's possible possible he has to go to 145 fight Frankie and then let's talk about 55 well I think he kind of has to defend his title right you you can't you can't lose at 70 then fight the champ at 55 and then go back to 4 okay here's here's a big thing I want here's a question I'm not saying I'm asking a question oh here we go is it possible is again I'm gonna get look is it possible that Conor McGregor because he's an excellent boxer and he's got that left hand is it possible that we're going to see people game plan to say hey just stay away from that left hand and if you do you can just grab him and grind him into the ground you're not going get for that you're talking about just take them down that's nothing new have a question and you just came up with a question after you said no my my question that's

92:21what it was right Jamie knows everyone knows you this in other words do you think that if he gets I guess what I'm really asking is what I'm really asking is is he is he just really good with that left hand and if you negate that he becomes ordinary he's an excellent fighter he's amazing fighter people thr in the tow CU he lost it at a 178 you don't just knock out Aldo with one punch destroy Marcus brimmage destroy Diego brendow he's destroyed Dennis cver he looks like a murderer he he smashed Chad Mendes Conor McGregor is a gangster there's no doubt about he just got a little crazy thought he could fight anybody he went up all the way up to 170 granted he fought Nate Diaz who's not a real 170 anyway but he's a legit 155 who can't make 145 yeah Nate can't make 145 you see Nate cut down to 55 he is so another 10 pounds after that that's not going to happen but Conor can

93:20make that weight so you got to think the Nate is a bigger guy and I I'll tell you why Conor still the the biggest draw in the UFC because and everyone should take notes the way he's handled this loss he doesn't go into hiding he's not not doing interviews he's not talking just what's up I took a chance I lost man steal my suit not going to apologize took a risk who's next yeah well he loaded up on Nate he tried to take him out with one shot at a time and you just can't do that it's just he's not that easy he's not an easy I don't know how he keeps desanos besides knocking him out keeps him away from him I feel like Doos grabs him it's a big big problem totally different animal to that totally different animal physically do sanos has these thick ass ankles and thick ass wrists thi he's a thick like knocking him out have fun getting kicked in the leg by him and then

94:08grabbed around the also his pace is insanity insane he's breaking dudes especially at 55 when I watched his fight with Pettis I was like how how's this guy keeping this up see that that's not the move I I if if I'm Conor's manager I have him first take some time off he doesn't fight UFC 200 no you're crazy he's fighting UFC 200 yeah well why would he not when is that merked and he might need a break cuz UFC has him doing interview 247 a couple of times shot for a taked down hit a couple times on the ground choked out he got concuss you think he got a concussion huh yeah he got a onew from Nate Diaz and was on wobble street but is that a concussion this shot a double leg I know he did but what is technically a concussion your brain getting up and you see him double and then you revert back to old school Stone Cold ways a concussion is when your brain's bruised right right

94:57well medically like medically I think it's when you bruise your brain I don't know when well we know he got his Bell rung we know he got rocked we saw his legs Buckle we saw Nate beat the piss out of him on the ground before he choked him right so all those count right that's brain trauma yeah so I wonder how much damage he did and I wonder how much time he really should take off cuz it's not the same like there's obviously levels of it like Ronda getting head kicked by Holly is like the highest level the highest level is get think Gonzaga when Gonzaga knocked out crocop that was like the high that's like the here he's even better here's even better Terry Edam versus Barbosa when Barbosa will kick Terry Edom that's the highest level of ko going to take some time off that's the highest level of the rest but either way see we say well he just got his Bell rung that's a conc

95:43that's brain trauma but there's levels right still but what's the rush UFC 200 for what mhm for what why not do another day baby give me paper he's going to get paper no matter what also also how long's your career like just injuries and stuff man I don't know we need we Chad MZ too look at Chad Mendes Chad Mendes goes from getting stopped by Conor and then immediately gets knocked out with one punch by Frankie and showed like like that's not normal for him usually he can take a really good shot so he goes from that to that now was the when was the Ricardo llamas fight was before the Connor fight right before con so he fights Ricardo llamas dust him with one punch hurts him at least with one punch then puts him away fights Conor loses that fight gets stopped and gets really rocked Conor hits him with a big left he didn't get knocked out but he kind of just he was so tired

96:33got got TKO 100% And then Frankie just takes him out with one left hook left H from New Jersey son if I'm Conor's Camp I'm losing sleep over that guy Frankie Edgar my God you have to he's a Dem let me ask best match up if he loses to Frankie what where does Connor what happens to Connor at that point that's a real good question um if he loses to Frankie he's got a really figure out how to regroup it depends on how Frankie beats him if Frankie takes him down and beats a out of him on the ground then we got he's got a real problem that's what I'm saying is a lot of guys oh that's how you oh that's the blueprint at my Brian there's everyone knows that's how you beat Conor everyone tries to do that then they get knocked out everyone knows everyone in this entire world knows Conor's weak point is grappling but I would make an argument that he hasn't seen a real Grappler Chad

97:27M except for Chad was good for one round Duffy who's the guy who beat him beat him Joe Duffy arm triangled him that's what I mean so what I'm saying is that I'm I'm telling you you're saying nothing new no I I know I I I I'm just saying that when you see what Chad you see what Chad getting their fingers ready Brendan's a bully brenon is a big bully and Rogan backs him up they love picking on you Cal no no that's not what it is no this is what Brian goes just hear me out I'm going to take some heat from this no one's ever heard this what if you fight Connor you take him down no what I said H me out I know it's crazy what if I said what I said is if you could just get away if all you have to do is stay away from his left hand the that's not true because he kicks good Conor's got kick right his right hand's amazing too did you just say he kicks all right his

98:18kicking didn't do a thing to Nate Nate Diaz okay yes it did he he kicked kicks he just he didn't throw I don't think his kicks are like dandas is what I'm saying they're not like kicks all he's a different kind of kicking those I can't entertain this conversation take a count says his kicks are all right in comparison to a lot of guys I feel like that's not I feel like when you fight Connor you're more you're worried about his left hand you're not you're got not worried about getting knocked out like Holly you say be careful of that roundhouse you're going to get knocked out with do anas watch out for those leg kicks with Aldo watch out for those leg kicks with Connor you're saying stay away from that left hand let me tell you yes but let me tell you something if he kicks you in the face he can knock you out that way too and he can kick you in the face but he hasn't done it but it

99:00doesn't it doesn't mean anything he's got he's got a lethal left hand for sure but when I I watch him throw kicks you're closer he throws a lot of kicks man he throws a lot of kicks and a lot of times what he's doing is he's throwing almost disdainful kicks setting you up well he's relaxed with them he's just throwing them in there he just throws them in there he's not like like gritting down and digging in and like Barbosa grits down digs in that's exactly what I'm saying though the the the the kicks themselves might be there as a distraction but you're not going to have to it's not like your coach says listen those kicks are going to knock you out where's Barbosa negating the Chad Mendes fight cuz he Chad up with kicks to the body he hit Chad with a hard spinning back kick to the body he front kicked him the body a gang at times yeah I think he's got a

99:42lot of tools it's just does he have real worldclass tools like here's the most worldclass Striker right now in MMA Wonder Boy that's the most most Dynamic and exciting striker in MMA what he's doing is he's sport karate but Muay Thai skills and wrestling take down defense and that combination is ridiculous nobody has an answer hear me up I know it's crazy if I'm fighting him he fights his hands down you can't find a uh you can't find a a sparring partner to match him you know well he's he was 57 and0 I think it was what the this this is what's crazy how crazy is MMA where Connor loses Ronda loses Holly loses like you can't predict it everyone except for that bad pound-for-pound number one Jon Jones I was going to say Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson no he's lost though I'm talking about the only guy who hasn't he hasn't lost since he fought Dominick Cruz he lost a decision

100:41to Dominick Cruz still lost I'm just saying a guy who hasn't Jon Jones not even close that's true Jon Jones hasn't been well gust w i fors i want to see him in Rumble I really do me too I think he's gonna wrestle I think if he fights with Rumble I think you'll see Jon Jones take Rumble down a whole bunch of times second round take him down first here's the thing about Jon is like Jon could be the nail he's not just the hammer he could be the nail and it's one of the things that's really scary about him he's so talented but he still can take a beating and he does not give up he got his arm basically snapped backwards by VOR Belford and then he submitted vtor later in the fight I mean he he had all V body yeah on him he fought sh Su and beat the out of him and beating the out of him he broke his toe sideways Twisted it around backwards and he didn't even realize it

101:33until we were talking he didn't even realize it until he had his belt on and he looks down and the bottom of his big toe is facing up and that's and that's Wild Jon Jones now he's lifting and praying yeah good luck beating him he's lifting and drinking he's lifting and praying he's drinking Fiji Water and doing squats I love that's his Instagram they show him lifting like he's changed this is brilliant he's changed you sound this is a cynical brenon sh cynical brenon sha who doesn't believe in movement coaches also doesn't believe Jon Jones Is Charity he does he does Char work I'm saying good luck beating that dude good luck beating him good luck beating that dude and if he's if he is super dedicated even more good luck beating him hopefully sometimes you need that wild card to for greatness you know you need be a little crazy I I believe that he's a wild I want my

102:21champ doing a couple lines here there I want my champ cot a b was prostitute when you did that interview with him and Daniel Corman you were in the middle I I I the the look in Jon Jones eyes oh he's terrifying dude what so did what happened when the camera wasn't rolling are you they didn't they wouldn't talk to each other before and they and afterwards John was they were talking mad on the way out in the parking lot but I didn't witness that so I can't really speak on that but before it like I had a conversation with Daniel before it separately a quick conversation with John before it separately just saying what's up how's everything you know chitchat and um you know seeing how's how he's doing you know that kind of stuff and he's terrifying man he's when he's focused what the some of the that he was saying to Daniel was like yeah he was like he's like Daniel's problem is I'm the alpha

103:14and he wants to be the alpha but he knows he's always going to be my yeah you're always going to be my I don't know if they put that on they didn't put that they just Al they took off the I think so it's not they would kill each other you can see that they would they should leave that onl might be online I agree that's a mistake they should leave that in dude I want I want J Jones to go full bad man Joker just be the heel man Daniel was pretty intense too man when Daniel was looking at him sometimes Fighters will say things and you go well he doesn't really believe that but he's saying that Daniel was telling him I I'm going to do everything in my power I'm willing to die to beat you I'm willing to die what John say goes you better be will to yeah John wasn't shaken by it at all but Daniel was super emotional it was intense man it was really really really

104:00int for that fight fight that is uh April April I'm excited for that fight I don't think it changes but I'm excited for it why don't you come you want to come when is it cuz we might be on tour we are Midwest tour in April are you guys on tour why don't you guys both come we could but we have a show April 23rd and 24th oh you have a show that night no we have a show in Oklahoma oh we do well what a great move being in Oklahoma you know D don't go to U see events yeah they like hey can we talk to you in the back what are they going to be mad at you you you mind taking a interview with ER helani back here just like Robert Dao yeah back there going why is that flag oh yeah sha died who killed him we have no idea you just see me sorry Dana White ENT at the end of the day what you do for the UFC by talking about fights it Hypes up fights yes you know they you

104:51got to let you got to let it a little be a little bit looser cuz you you're dealing with 500 different Fighters so there's hundreds of potential matchups and maybe thousands if you count them all up right and you know there's a lot of disagreement there's a lot of debate but what you guys do with the fighter in the kid fighter in the kid podcast figh the Ft ckk um for my what you guys do is you you create interest you get peoplec you discuss things it's fun it's entertaining this is the thing though Joe it's like who pays our bills not the UFC I can say whatever I want the realist way Fox doesn't pay my bills so I I'm there's no regulator on me you're fair and it's rare some not really sometimes well I think that what you guys do is valuable though is what I'm was trying to say it's worth a lot like they can't you can't always control the message that comes out when it comes

105:49to something is exciting and dynamic and multi faed as MMA fights there just too much going on and then when it comes to things like controversial things like the rebok deal or uh you know any any any other kind of uh sponsored situation or anything along those lines where there's a lot of disagreement you gotta you got to like kind of like let all that play out like if you don't let all that play out like you're dealing with like a super Dynamic Sport and there's so many different areas to explore and all those areas create interest and I think by limiting the conversation what you do is you limit the amount of Interest because there's going to be disagreements there going to be people that are pro this and pro that and her and pro him and if if you got a guy like you is controversial and says a bunch of crazy like all that does is like Blossom and at the end

106:36of the day you're not a bad guy you like MMA you love the UFC you you you you're genuinely intrigued about these matchups you just have a controversial point of view that shouldn't be silenc I agree and it's it's also that you know with the Reebok deal or any of these matchups when you turn on you let's say you watch UFC tonight who's paying their bills these guys can't be real the the fighters with the rebok deal they can't come out cuz they're going get backlashed not only so I the first guy where yeah they're censored so I was the first guy where I'm not censored so I can say how it is like go you're a hater I'm not a hater I'm one of the first guys that they can't do anything to me there's L nothing to do it's a so they ban me from UFC tonight and uh UFC Fight Pass I don't give a I want double the money that's why I got banned it it there's just for the first time there's

107:22a guy with voice and I and no one Reebok's not paying the bills zua is not paying the bills Dana's not in my air going make sure you promote this I do what the I want it would be a shame if they were because it would be a shame if you stopped doing it the way you're doing it because that's what's fun about it what's fun about your show is that you know that if you get Brenan wound up he'll start talking some crazy and I do and I do and the MMA journalist they probably wrote three stories already during the time we've been doing this podcast wrote three one about Joe Rogan disrespects Misha's ass and Brian carway that's probably one of them and you guys bullied me something about fried ch chicken some up Fried Chicken we bullied you and I'm bullied and I'm sure there's AR love chy ma yeah Brian K uh is a wrestling expert people Brian Callen breaking news how you beat Conor

108:05McGregor wrestling take him down not impressed with Conor McGregor's take down what what then jman shows a highlight reel of Conor McGregor doing Spinning Wheel kicks kick front kicks and dropping Chad the thing about the internet is I'll get 50 guys going dude you were the only one who knew about the kicks I can tell you and then then you get like six people going you should never talk about any man you're a piece of well you're going to have both for sure I don't I don't read them anymore ever since talking to you you're like don't read that I you should choose who you communicate with in this life and one of the things that's good about criticism and online criticism is you can learn how other people view you and you can go okay yeah I see that's right that's kind of valid uh maybe I came off douchy or maybe I should preface that better or maybe I should

108:48explain myself better but then you realize that some of the people are just trying to hurt feelings yes and then you have to realize well what kind of a person just tries to hurt your feelings losers yes that's it 100% anybody who's like got a they're trying to hurt your feelings reaching out to Big Brown trying to make you feel bad why are they doing that yeah why why waste all that time like what is there there humor involved in what you're doing are other people enjoying it like is there a method to it where you trying to do you have a message or you just trying to hurt big Brown's feeling but it's also you know you're doing something right cuz putting all this positive energy out and people like man Dum was done once he lost to Travis Brown wrong keeping on keep it on but anybody like look at Kanye West I'm not a Kanye West fan I mean I I his music is excellent just bought his

109:39I'll Tell You Kanye West story after this but I think his clothes are ridiculous but his but I love the fact that he'll tweet something really stupid and stir all these dummies up and they me too this Feeding Frenzy that he tweets Bill Cosby's innocent before his album drops I mean come on that is funny it's some master manipulator sh marketing genius I you know I used to always go B on Kanye and I and I went out I was like why is this guy like everybody likes him and I know people are very intelligent to speak highly so I tend I looked at this body of work that dud prod he well think I think I think I can take Conway Kanye down but what what it got to me is I was like this guy's produced a shitload of music and it's all different so I went and bought every song I bought every every song he's ever done and I spent three days listening to every song like

110:26three times and I got the lyrics right so I was like all right all right look you cannot deny this guy is putting out crazy amounts of work and it's really good very talented talented but then I started listening to interviews that he was giving like long ones long form interviews and I have to say I came full circle gen and he's got but he's also got to say that I agree with like I'm aligned with him I think he also trips over his own yes he's got arogant outburst and you can relate to a poor Chicago black kid cuz you grew up rich and no I can relate to an artist who says I'm not going to limit myself and I'm not going to censor myself and I'm going to speak my mind because we live he goes I feel like people are crazy is it just about your Maybach and just about your status or is it about something else you know and and he was very eloquent about how he spoke I love

111:14what he said on Jimmy Kimmel that ranty hat about being an artist told you watch great so a lot of what Kanye fan so I tried to convert Bri and I finally did you own a pair of Yeezys I just got them for my birthday they're so hard to get I know Jamie's jealous I just got some 200 pairs of shoes he takes pictures of them that's cool a lot of shoes I love I loveo you know what I love man these are my favorite these new Solomon they're like a a hiking shoe that's a running shoe you run up hills with these look at the tread in those a dad Sho dad shoe right there it's not athl a Mountain Hunter shoe you Mountain Hunter dad shoe yeah I run Hills with these on dud these things Kim in those things if you had like hiking boots right but you turn them into a running shoe right here yeah maybe I'll wear those they're super right real thin Sole and you could you feel the

112:06ground with them can we go hiking can we go hunting on those yes you could but you wouldn't because you would get in your well unless you were in a place that didn't have like Fage you're not taking those to Alaska you want a higher yeah you want a higher ankle you want something that protects your ankle a little bit more but if you're like running heels is what I use these for AR the difference between me me and you Mr Rogan you like shoes for their effectiveness and what they actually do yes I just like the way they look I just want them to look good you bind your feet like a like a like a medieval Chinese woman if it looked good for the Yeezys I was like they don't have 13 how's it 12it pretty tight I wore these the other day at REI and they're like oo nice Solomons like those kind of guys those guys are balls deep in those functional shoes those the

112:47guys who would buy like one of them water blads that you like the tube put in your backpack those car a water bottle you I like my sales I like my salesman to be opinionated like I like if I'm I went to buy boots at at REI for our hunting trip and I was like I'm going to Alaska and I love a guy who's like o well um let me think about this Now is it going to be in the winter and I'm yeah I'm looking at precipitation right now let me pull up My Graph that's my guy that's my guy well this Soul this soul is a fourth of an inch I'm going to say you're going to want that and I want I want a guy who speaks and numbers when I buy a car I want to hear the dude give me well we got more cabin room in this I'm I'm All About That Guy the detailed guy I talk to a guy the BMW dealership once uh we we're discussing something about an M3 and he didn't know jack I got so

113:37turned up I almost wanted to get away from him started asking yeah I'm like does this does this one have you know the active suspension this does have that yeah if you don't know like you're s this is like one of the best cars you guys have ever made it's also your job you're wearing a suit working at BMW for sure tell me about the car selling these things like you how do you not know do I know more than you I'm a comedian when I went to look at my car I did a private experiment I was looking at Audi's I was looking at uh Toyotas I was looking at Lexus and I did did a little thing it's a show thing but I found it women saleswoman uh don't they're not up on the details like guys are guys love numbers stats what and and I I found that women would usually go you know I they knew the car but they'd be like I don't know about the that that's something that have to ask and

114:23they always should know that yeah guys you should definitely know I go in with all my research done I don't want this dude yapping my ear off I know what the I want like when I bought my Prius which the lease is up next month thank baby Jesus I'm I bought it just for Camp cuz I was driving all over California right the lease is up but when I bought that thing the goes oh you want to test drive I'm like nah it's a Prius I I'll figure it out I don't want to take it around the block it's depressing I'm just doing for gas mileage then I got in I was like I need to figure something out yeah oh you had to go through the PR a bum you drive your Porsche like I beat him everywhere you drive your Porsche very carefully I only open up when when you go to speed he's not a but if you had one of those cars you would appreciate what one of those cars can do it's a ride it's a piece of art yeah

115:07when you're driving that thing you're driving a finely engineered machine that's perfectly balanced to take cor preach what it is and it has this the sound of that flat six in the back that's why I don't mind driving I get my car I'm like I don't take Corners you know what I mean guys I'm in traffic a lot but thanks you can occasionally get out of traffic and when you do it's way more fun to be in his car than your Granddad mobile Grandad mobile don't know I'm the guy when I see other Porsche on the road I go thumbs up a man you know what I saw the other day it's an elite club I had a wave to this guy and give him a thumbs up he had a Corvette Z6 the new Z6 the top comes off so it becomes like a Target top melt your face oh my God crazy fast it sounds so nothing sounds better than a American V8 something about you gave a serious to it woo you know what I think

116:07you know what I think when I think of that I you know I think you you're going to laugh when I think about when you make that noise I go I wouldn't hear my books on tape as loudly would away oh man that's the difference between us that's literally what I wear my head went I was like oo I couldn't really listen to a book fck a novel that's my wife gets in my car the other day she goes what the are you listening to I was listening to the knock on podcast knock on is a archery based podcast by this guy Johnn podcast is all about like yeah he's talks about like like super technical about archery you love it yeah listen to it every day dude we still haven't cited we haven't sighted my bow bro I know I know I know we got to get your bow to uh arrange and um we got to get your uh draw length measured and stuff like that do that it's super important I need my draw L measured

116:56we're going to go out in August is what we're going to go out so what we're going to have is a good solid two to three months of like serious preparation and what train Camp what I want is you to be able to shoot accurately to 20 yards and then what I want you to do is not shoot anything outside of 20 yards they call me in that amount of time I think we can get that done I think we can get I want to save your time cuz you're busy man you know Brian's not a hunter right hey no I'm Hunter Brian's a hunter Bri Bri no listen I watch call I watched him shoot several deer and he is steady on the Trigger he squeezes he doesn't Jerk it he's got a great shot he's got a great aim no he he doesn't like he doesn't panic bring he makes good shots how long you guys going for we'll probably go for don't tell don't tell them don't worry about it don't worry about it you know what we'll be

117:42back we're going to be back we'll be back with meat just know that you wait by the campfire we'll be back with meat you enjoy your cushy life with your cappuccino we'll come back with the meat and cover than mosquito bites but it's worth it we're going hard we're going in Nevada and we're going into the mountains in Nevada we're going to archery hunt for mule deer yeah and so uh we're going to backpack in there and we'll be we'll be camping and we're going to be glassing and days it be warm I don't care but you this is the thing you got to couple things you got to do you you got to got to we got to figure out the bow thing that's a big one that's the the biggest one and we got to like get you hooked up with a bunch of different kinds of equipment cuz with archery one of the things that's really important cuz you're getting really close to them them you got to know what which way the

118:23wind's blowing so we got to get it's like a little talcum powder bottle and you squeeze it into the air and it blows up and then it goes you got start listen to this archery podcast matter of fact it's too deep for you no you guys should start your own podcast about archery if you get to like the 1% of 1% that give a about archery that's the kind of I'm into I'm into like leveling your second and third axis I'm into multi-pin sites on a dovetail housing I'm into do you a kisser button or no Kisser button what grain arrows what's the spine is that is that your number one passion right now I shot 200 arrows the other day I got problems what is it about of course you do I'm insane with me what is it about the tactile experience of archery that you love like what is it I'm I told you there's something wrong with me man when I get into something it's like that thing is like a I don't house

119:16could be on fire if I'm shooting Bull's eyes I'm good I don't know what it is the flow I don't no there's a like a there's a switch that goes off and then I'm I'm no longer driving anymore Joe don't don't you think if if you picked up golf you'd be it's not that's why I didn't never played golf away from golf dude I don't think I don't think you know archery is your passion I think whatever you got into your balls in that's true that's true but it has to be cool and archery is awesome don't play golf bro you will you will lose your life look I've lost my life with pool dude let me tell you something I have dreams someday I like sometimes I sit around here and I'll do a bunch of podcasts and I'm like ah you know what I think I'm going to do I'm just going to quit everything and just go play pool on tour okay that's understand that though I'll run a few

120:02racks I'll smoke a fat joint and play like me Fitz Simmons is coming over the other um not tomorrow Wednesday Thursday Wednesday tomorrow tomorrow when Fitz Simmons come over you know what I'm really happy about we're gonna play pool yeah that's what I'm excited I'm going to see him we're g to play some uh play some pool don't give up start a pool feel I know this but but I this sounds weird but I watch I watch videos I watch videos on boxing footwork and Tennis strokes and I practice that tennis stroke alone in what's with room what's wrong with you I love it yeah dude I have a release that I put I put my Archer release I have a a training tool where it's like a rope that I pull back and I hold it and I'm watching TV I'm firing off shots so I'm clicking this and I'm watching TV I'm by myself I don't give a I'm just sitting there watch there something Zen about that

120:48there's something Zen about it right that's intense man once you kill elk with a bow and arrow dude the world becomes a totally different place it becomes a totally different place because you you realize how first of all how Primal and crazy that is and then also getting your food that way you're like okay I'm out of the factory farming system for like if I could do this every year I'm out for Life yeah like now I'm completely responsible for all the meat I get I shoot one animal I eat that animal for a year damn one year yeah well you know you eat other stuff too like I've shot a de and I give you know what I get almost as much satisfaction giving away to friends I love it I love I love that elk I ate the Del that elk sausage you made I got a gang of it it's at home you want some more like dried it was like dried right we're cutting it up no it's um it's uh

121:38breakfast saus no summer sausage summer sausage so it's cooked it's in the back some I keep I keep rolls of it in the refrigerator back there it's delicious I think it's raw though no no no no no it's cooked no it's cooked oh yeah go and bring that out no it's cooked let get our summer sausage but you can cook it you could slice it and like like Qui some eggs on it hot sauce my mouth is watering well I have a venison sausage that I had made too oh my God it's so good I had some the other day with breakfast IED my with that man you guys keep killing and then I'll take some of the sausage dude a look I like giving away almost as much as I like eating it I really do it's awesome like Duncan sent me a picture him his girlfriend and Timothy L's son were eating elk meatballs from an it's delicious dude I'll tell you I can't get enough of those kombuchas I

122:27drink three a day now is that a prom you think GS no I love them people think we're doing an ad every time I do something on Instagram people go no man I just love kombuchas but not the clear can has to be the black T wi and over yeah I like to live on the well explain that because people don't know what you mean well the clear can they basically produce those so they could sell in grocery stores cuz they have no alcohol content in them very little very little so the black cans are they have more alcohol content how they should be how the tea is naturally fermented so you want the black can that says 21 over it's not a black can it's a bottle and the difference is the label on the top it's just the the pla the the plastic Rim around the the uh bottle top when you open it is black but bro even the bottles are different on the 21 they're darker and it's it was it's

123:11something about the fermentation do we have a knife for that J we got a knife we got a I got a samurai sword over there from the 1500s oo go aad and slice that thing Sam real that is a real samurai sword from the 1500s yes it is that is a real samurai sword expensive mhm is it Auburn gave it to me is it wow open that up yeah it's not but anyway I feel like this is dangerous see that's what your baller friends that's the kind of they give you but this isn't uh this isn't from the 1500s they fold Ste expert on this shut your mouth like we're on Pawn Stars right now shattering R's dreams it's an excellent replica thank you so much that is 100% real the blade itself you tell me that was $449.99 B the uh they refurbish the handle and make it all perfect but that blade is from the 1500s that's a lie but the thing looks pretty real that's real as dude hey go up and cut that sausage and stop

124:09jacking off the people have died by the by that sword good chance if it's that old I wonder I you know if you think about all the F Samurai sorts in the 1500s how many Japan was in a continuous Civil War for about 300 years so there's a good chance but what I'm thinking is like is it like pistols like most people who have pistols never killed anybody true you know what I mean like is that what it was like back in the day with Samurai swords or were they just like I they did more gangster yeah probably take a little bit of that elk son slice into that oh yeah Brian the plastic is getting you take a piece hey back to the kombucha though people try tell me the benefits are fake on that just so just saying it's not that good for you it's all it's probiotic well probiotic is fermented veget vegetables and fermented um fermented uh mushrooms and things along those lines

124:57which is essentially what kombucha is it's like a fungus is very good for you it's very good you want some of this joh can you eat some of this sure yeah I can eat that yeah it's very good for you probiotics are like super important gut health gut health is uh you know what's a great way of getting it um I love kimchi man I've been getting into kimch I found uh you know down near um the Calabasas you ever go to that Calabasas farmers market well the Farmers Market Market is amazing they have like well I'll take you I'll take you um calabasa Farmers Market has these local uh combas and local uh kimchi from like people that like run Farms like nearby and then they they have their own like some spicy tastes pretty good it's really good I love them it cuz I don't drink I don't soda I haven't drank soda in forever but these replace that for me are way healthier well kimchi is um

125:47actually fermented cabbage it's like a spicy fermented cabbage but my point is that it's a really good source of probiotics I've been eating it every morning and I don't know if it's because of that but I feel amazing kimchi's fantastic prob that Brian it's really good for you well gut health changes everything man if you listen to some of my podcasts I've done with Ronda Patrick she goes deep into gut health and how how important it is for all sorts of aspects of your personality the way you think about things it's amazing they did that with rats where they gave they changed the gut in health in the rat like the the the bacteria and some rats with healthy bacteria in their gut kept fighting um I guess to get out of the water and others when they change the bacteria in their gut it actually changed the serotonin levels in their brain because apparently serotonin is

126:36made in the gut as well and they just became listless and gave up drown yeah it had Direct ass ass rats with stomach aches if you're going to go swimming make sure your gut your guts good see and this is all this all came from an animal that uh I mean I was there that you shot in the face in the body you ever shoot him in the face though shoot him in the face it's a good idea though be if you were you don't do it because you really it's hard to be that accurate when you shoot a body like especially an elk you have a giant Target as much as you're practic as much as you're practicing let's start going for some head shots on this next door huh you to do I think that's taboo right AR no guys do it all time with pigs oh yeah yeah there's a show called Pigman yeah Pigman is it's kind of hilarious that I watch that show and I go God if vegans ever found out oops boom I let it out

127:34there's a show called Pigman okay and this is he's called Pigman because he just kills pigs he's got a a ranch and te I he hunts all over the world you know just shot a a moose with a bow and arrow those cute pink pigs no no no no wild invasive H cute P pigs love one that was on my Instagram the they was carrying off a fawn did you know that Hogs carry off fawns and kill them and eat them yeah that was a that was a wart hog no it wasn't really no it was a pig that was an American domestic hog that's pig man he's got a patch on his eye because he was in a car accident he got all up and now he's got to shoot his bow with his left eye now he's taking the anger from losing his eye out on the pigs no he's always been a a pig murderer I mean he look if you live in Texas you got to kill pigs is it that hard to kill pigs yes you got to find them for first of all I mean they're they're massively

128:24invasive there's millions of them I mean Millions take Texas alone in Texas alone there are millions of Wild Hogs it's so bad that Texas they opened up a road they had built a new road and the night they opened it up they got like 40 car accidents where people were slamming into pigs you know what Tim Kennedy told me this he said in Texas pigs are a real F he gets on a horseback and hunts him with Spears how about the fact they hunt him with helicopters you want to see something crazy watch pull up Pigman and Ted nent hunt pigs with a helicopter they have episodes they call a pocalypse now and they fly around hey is that is that is that really hunting or is that masar no it's a massacre yeah Ted said it should be illegal not to do this yes yeah it's a massacre but that's what they have to do like look there are things that you have to do if you want to if everybody has this idea that

129:19nature balances itself out but the problem with that idea is that 90% of everything that's ever existed ever is extinct 90% M so all those animals that weren't helped along like you know I mean there's there's a real big Pro problem with uh bears and deer and moose populations because bear and wolves especially too now in the places where wolves have been uh reintroduced because wolves give birth to a litter right so if a wolf pup you know if a wolf mom has like six babies a moose only has one baby so the Moose has one baby and then there's this wolf running around with six pups well the just do the math you know they're they're going to they're going to slowly but surely start taking out all of the uh the game animals and that's what's happening in a lot of states where start wolves now yeah well they' reintroduced wolf hunting to a lot of States now and

130:14bears oh Bears have always been hunted well you have to hunt I like a nice Kodiak bears lot of mountain L you have to hunt things that don't have a predator because if they don't have a predator then nothing controls their population like great white sharks or what well great white sharks trying to hunt those next they they clean up dude look at him hanging that no but that's one that's just of an ad there's actual episodes where you can see just mowing down these little pigs that's a that was apocalypse was a night on the Sportsman's Channel where they kill yeah they kill everything on apocalypse now but and they just leave my point being this guy's dad Pig Man's dad shoot pigs in the head all the time not only does he shoot him ex style but way crazier what he does is he'll line corn up on the road like a row of corn like maybe like several yards long ba withn and

131:03then they get down there because it's a line they get down there to eat in a line and then he gets their heads lined up so when he gets their heads lined up he'll shoot through three of them with one bullet Jes and he's always trying to kill like as many pigs as he can with one bullet to the head and it's like crazy but it's up but they do have to kill these things so like look if you can kill one by shooting it in the head that is the best way to do it and some people like no you shouldn't do it man you shouldn't kill well okay well then they're going to eat everything they're going to eat all the ground nesting birds eat first of all Jamie Jamie Google how many pigs we slaughter a day in this country the number Willow talking domestic P talking about those P I love those that's avoidable that's avoidable cuz you don't have to have farming right you don't

131:49have to have factory farming you don't have to that many people you do my point is we're talking about completely different issues my point is if you let these wild hogs go nuts and just keep breeding they're having three lit a year sometimes that's really bad and each one of them is like six to eight babies 500 Hogs they run fast they run fast oh they're fast as and they know what's going on man they're smart wow they hear these po pop and they watch their friends explode they're not stupid damn but smarter than dogs they're very smart they're very smart depends on who's dog they can run though I'm impressed with how fast they run it's a wild animal Brian yeah and not only that it's terrified for it life but the question is if you don't do this okay if you don't shoot them what do you do do you just let them like what is the vegan response what is the animal rights

132:39response build a wall for them what do you do can't but you can't have a that's a white one you son of a well there's a lot of these are domestic pigs that get loose I'm so impressed with how fast they run they bounce yeah they're fast as and by the way this ain't easy to hit these dude I love how they I love how they're running zigzag yeah yeah they're smart yeah they're you got to be a good shot though these guys I if you got an automatic right well you you definitely have to be a good shot you're still I mean guys miss on this show all I played a lot of Halo as a kid I feel like no for real I feel like I'd be all right Call of Duty and hey dude did they have kids now who are 16 years old cuz they've been playing video games and they were three you give them a couple of adjustments they're shooting as well as an a SWAT guy yeah they get used to pulling triggers those first person

133:23shooters are real as a it's all these when they go into the theater shootings they all practice there are kids who are expert marksmen they get used to Leading too they get used to doing all kinds of different things nuts man this one kid was 16 and he was hitting he was he was C head shot bang bang bang bang and they at first he was kind of missing a little and they gave him a couple of adjustments because it was a real gun and in in an afternoon he was shooting as well as the expert uh the expert Marksman kid playing a little too much video games he'd been playing since he was he was insane that's so it's it's so insane if you think about how what what they can do now in comparison like think about what they used to be able to do 20 years ago what they can do now and then what they're going to be able to do 20 years now talking about video games I'm talking about controlling Fighters I

134:06wonder if Fighters are going to have like an ability to fight like a virtual reality kind of moving their head and seeing shots come here's one thing for sure is going to happen we're going to have some iroot type assassins 100% oh yeah we're going to release those on Afghanistan we're never going to have another their casualty I mean if they they're also going to release them well that's the problem yeah suicide bombers now it's a ey robot that just walks into the Miami Dolphin Stadium oh that's the worry that one that one's for free we're ahead technologically but well for a little bit China begs the difference yeah how about Korea well I'm going to see that thing come from my way that thing that thing the Next Generation this thing has a battery power on its back that it stole from a Tesla it's running around ahead and run behind that thing and yank the cords out

134:53I'm not afraid of that um it's going to know you're running behind it cuz it has cameras everywhere just like a Tesla look just like a Tesla that's how a Tesla drive this is insane though this is weird to watch I know it this thing walking around don't you feel like you just run up and Bruce Lee kick it and fall over well it can see you coming I would assume it has cameras everywhere why wouldn't you put cameras 360 degrees on one of these things it's picking up a box o it bends over correctly nice posture the guy slaps him tries to knock him over damn that balance is legit let me spinning back kick that stop it let me yank him from the back I'll just I'll just sandai trip him just get him in a collar tie right just go let me go get that this is the future this is the Future Hope Hopey it's a little more aerodynamic all right this guy keeps with the robot I hope he

135:40this Steve Jobs character moving it around now it's got to chase after the package why does he get mad at the guy with the stick I know why didn't he slap the guy with the stick cuz he's a kind robot what I'm looking for kind robot well have you guys paid attention to this go thing no well for the first time Google's AI has been able to beat the best go players in the world yeah push the I'm talking about you roll up behind him and push his sorry ass over let's see it get back up you robot no let's see how it gets back yeah but I'm yanking cords out once he gets down there looks almost fake like the way it's getting up whoa I don't like that it looks like it looks like RoboCop in 1988 scary and it's it doesn't even bother defending itself wow this is just a prototype right we're looking at something that's gonna one day be like a Brenan Shaw or a Brian

136:23call you're not even gonna be able to tell that's scary so anyway the Google Artificial Intelligence the AI for the first time has been able to beat the best player in the world a human being at go and go which is exponentially more difficult than chess it's a super complicated game and not only these these AI systems this a this Google AI system able to beat the best player in the world but it's doing it in some really creative ways that are freaking people out cuz they're trying to f figure out how these these games how these artificial intelligence programs are learning these games so well they thought it was going to be years before one could beat a player like a real world class top of the food chain a dumbass for not knowing this game I feel like not knowing Le you could make up the rules and i' be like okay I I play I was playing uh sorry with my kids the other day and they were

137:13totally making up rules I could tell I was like what that do make any sense yo daddy definitely I go to reach for the instructions she grabs my hand no Daddy this is let's not look at that oh I see what's up you're getting creative getting creative our kids are going to grow up with uh I saw the new Tesla SUV because Will Smith's son had it at Aran he's got that it does name look at you yeah I in that air okay we get it you're in calabas sorry guys I mean what got to spend that Karate Kid money somewhere that's right word godd damn right um is she going to start a cult someday yes or no Who Will Smith want him his son anyone like that doesn't he want to disappear and he also doesn't see a difference in women and men's clothing is what I read well there is no gender it's not real doesn't he know that you know that says this there's no more he and she will Smiths

138:03well all bathrooms should just dudes should be kid a looker I'll tell you that much oh you want equal rights goad and share the bathroom yeah share the bathroom he's a Gooding he's a goodlooking kid though I don't see man clothes and woman clothes well you need to get classes cuz they're very different girls were skirts boys combat boots and go and put some high heels on listen if I was in this kid's position I'd be saying way more stupid i' be way Weir doing way more crazy anybody anybody in that life like growing up with your parents you're a prince you grew up like a little prince I got it's not just a prince but even weirder because your dad is a professional make believer MH your dad is like just a guy who's really good at pretending and he's world-renowned everywhere you go you're flying on private jets mom too she's famous as did you see Chris Rock's bit about

138:51classic about J what did what did he say he's like he's like J pinket protesting at the Oscars is like me protesting outside of Beyonce's not invited ranna's I was not invited it's a great joke perfect who is the other black the other black actor tweet for almost it up though like how you chimed in the middle of me tell sorry sorry I was trying good for the timing uh who was the other the other black actor who who who tweeted uh Hey Rihanna act I mean hey Jada act better I was like oh geez man I can't oh did they really yeah it's good want to get favor with the academy that's the way to go what did you think about that whole uh Oscar so white well you want my answer yes please more wrestling or whenever something bothers me well yeah whenever something bothers me I'm usually kind of right about it in a way like where I go H why I know the message is important and I obviously am not

139:52Prejudice and I want everybody to be equal I think I resent when people cram it down my throat and try to shame me or scold me which I felt like the Oscars were doing a little bit they did a they did a good job I think of kind of taking the piss out of it you know making it come on we're all blah blah blah and Chris Rock did a good job with what he had but um I always feel like when when when Joe Biden talked about consent and when uh Lady Gaga got up and sang that song about victims of sexual abuse like I get it I'm with you I'm not pro rape but I is not going to rape someone because of a lady gagaa you really not rap matter of fact it made me more Angry God damn it I don't even want to rape I feel like it that's what I you know you feel like you're being manipulated yeah and and demonized not only that it's a it's it's a manipulation where I already agree with you like so it's like all

140:47racism is bad you telling me something I don't know sexual assault it's bad duh thank God God Lady Gaga told me that cuz I was about to go rap a thank God you than for making a stand you know what but it's not real it's social virtu it's virtue signaling you know that's what Michael Shermer calls let me devil's advocate for a second devil Devil's Advocate for second can you do that can you Advocate I can advocate for devil uh there is there I do understand the idea that if you are Sam Smith and you say hey this is for all the LBT people out there or if you are Lady Gaga LGBT you forgot the gay people how dare you it's all I see guys it's all I see you don't see gay no I have to exclude them do you see women's clothing and men's clothing I don't dude I'm just so color blind I don't even know if you guys are girls or boys uh do you have a front hole or a um front

141:43hole let me check there it is but uh what was I saying something really profound but this is my thing Joe just you're thinking keep going while you're thinking was what we well I think you were getting you were saying that I don't know what you're saying someone says something oh yeah so so I do think that there is a place to say hey if you are a victim out there if you're a transgender kid and you were thinking about killing yourself there is value there's value to seeing really cool people actors that you look up to saying hey dude it's okay you're not a freak or it's okay to be who you are cuz that's a truth of who you are and feel empowered like I get that I can't wait until it's no longer an issue so then we can start figuring out which one of these transgender people are just dummies that happen to be transgender which one of these gay people are just

142:32dummies that happen to be gay like there's a lot of that where people get free rides just because they're from a marginalized group they're annoying but they're a part of this whole thing like a lot of the duh a lot of the real duh is just coming from dummies that support a great cause and they they have a voice that's a big problem with the whole social justice Warrior movement is that a lot of it is just really up socially socially people and those people those people have found an area in which if you if you support this area you can be the biggest in the world supporting that area you could be horrendous to people rude to people try to destroy people's lives as long as you're doing within the and the parameters of that cause and I don't buy it CU I think those are just terrible people terrible people that found a good cause to be speci to be specific I don't

143:24even think it's about you can call them terrible people I think people like that are way less interested in the actual cause they're way more interested in power and you see that like you see people who you know uh whether they're in Green Peace or whatever they just are not satisfied with winning a victory they are more interested demonizing and controlling another group of people I also think with going back to the Oscars yes there's no black people uh you know nominated could it just be that all the white people had great movies that year maybe the black in the they never got the major roles which is an issue but it just so happens this year all the great movies all the great actors happen to be white so you just chalk it up as ass I think racist it's a clever move though because Hollywood they're such that once you do have protests like this and say Oscar's so white they're going

144:14to Panic now it's going to be all black next year oh well also what they're what they're going to like the type of movies that are going to get made they're going to try to make movies for Tyler Perry's like yes no no that's not going to work but that they're going to try to make really diversity oriented movies going to be a big deal of course yeah it's but it's it's all artificial so this is like an adolescent stage so we'll get through this stage and then it'll just be quality like there's no denying Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time you don't give a if he's black or if he's white he's spectacular Junior when he went blackface still great I don't remember that you shouldn't even talk you could do that today Brandon you're creating controversy Tropic Thunder if you tried to do that today you could do that you could do it you could do it I'm just

145:01saying he was a great that's right I forgot he did that and he was amazing in it that's what I'm saying you can't do that today you never go full it's one of the greatest lines in every in any movie ever it was brilliant that's a funny movie man great movie Eddie bravoo and I were just we're talking about on the companion yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right you guys so good I I've talked about about that movie like 10 times over the last year it a spectacular movie that you couldn't make today all I'm saying is it doesn't matter if Robert J plays black guy white guy he's brilliant man can you still play a Chinese guy could you still do like remember when they used to what was the Charlie Chan Charlie Chan was a white guy that they pretended I don't think you could and I'll tell you something else he dressed up like a Native American and we instagramed a

145:40picture for this sketch that we're doing all these social justice got some from that and I answered some of them I was like listen man ethic misappropriation like I hope you know how ridiculous you look like you got a Tesla what are you talking about you're not a real Indian what are you talking about yeah I saw there was one of the Kardashians had a photo of her like in some Native American outfit like a pocah Haas type outfit for Halloween probably looks hot probably hot as but just just just just all the all the hate well people want who standing up for who are you standing up for too are you people want any reason do you not understand what cultural misappropriation is you don't because you have white privilege okay first of all you should just shut the up and listen this is a big thing a big thing that they like to do if someone of color is speaking shut the up and listen

146:34wow I am Noble and I am Progressive and I want you to shut the up and listen it's a big thing if so if a woman is talking about women's issues how about you shut the up guys how about you guys you men just shut the up but the thing is when I posted the Indian video you don't even know the context so for you to jump on there like this is offensive you're wife a traditional gar it actually was very I don't give a if it's fake as do you ever listen to It's a character do you ever watch the Youtube videos from the uh The Amazing Atheist no Amazing Atheist is great he's been on the podcast before too he's great his videos are amazing and cuz he's amazing but he had one the other day about how feminists hate when you use the phrase Not all men because they want you to somehow or another be guilty for the actions of all men so if if guys say well well not all men rape like I

147:26don't rape stop saying all like stop categorizing all men which is totally fair but Fe he does this whole thing on this article that some woman who's a crazy feminist who by the way I went to her page I'm blocked I love when I don't even know anybody I'm blocked on their Twitter page knew things no that you you use these block programs that anybody who might have any remotely controversial View oh really yes she's ins you're probably blocked too insulating but his video on it is Sensational he does such a good job of covering all the points he's self-deprecating funny he's yeah it's like he's got really good points and he's got a BN I've been on a a binge watch of some of his videos lately he's watch excellent but this one like just skewers this the feminist ideology that you're supposed to just feel guilty for the actions of men that have done horrible things when you

148:18haven't done a goddamn thing but it's like what it is is they have this this ability to demonize and they don't want to lose it you know they can call up and they use and they use fake statistics like one in four women that's a lie that was that Christine Summers on your podcast exposed that that gender that gender study guy from uh Arizona I think uh or woman from Arizona was the one who said that and she didn't have any it was a shoty experiment it was also they redefined what sexual assault and rape is to include regret that's right is out also alcohol if you've had sex while in ebri so if you had abandoned that they've kind of abandoned that by the way but feminists were writing that hard to the point where some feminist wrote A Blog about it like if you have had sex while drunk you've raped somebody I remember what like they were saying women don't

149:08have sex with your man if your man's drunk because he can't consent like listen can I just sign a paper where you could suck my dick when I'm drunk yeah is there any way I can just text you approval you can't consent right now TR me we're going to be okay trust me I am ready to go I will sign whatever you want I would like to find the guy that has ever sued or taken a woman to court or tried to call the cops because he was drunk and a girl him I want to find that I want to find that gu dare you dare can't be my friend there was a story a guy wrote an article I remember about 10 years ago in the New York Times and he was talking about being a battered male and and and his his girl beat him does does happen though of course it does he was he went to the cops three times and the cops were like this they were like uh man up they were like they were like they would all Snicker is this in New

149:55York or in New York City yeah go to a New York cop get bullied by chick you know what's funny is that was one of the subjects that the The Amazing Atheist his name's TJ what one of the things that he brought up was that he used to work with this woman who used to sexually assault him like and TJ is like a big sort of like outside of doing his YouTube videos he's you know kind of an introverted guy a little bit and he worked at this place and this woman who was an older woman and she was his boss she was always grabbing his ass and with him she was it's funny when it it's funny when it happens to a guy it happens to a girl it's terrible for a guy to me it's hilarious he walks in she's hey sugar tits why don't you get over here to me that's hilarious I wouldn't I know I there's nothing she could do to him that I would press charges on yeah I don't I'm I'm confused

150:40laugh it off I would literally deal deal with it bro deal it I'm confused I'm confused the there's so much confusion with so many of these subjects when I was 14 if an older woman took advantage of me I would have been a okay yeah but if she was and she was gross huh if she was your boss and she was gross and I think he was like 20 I think he was a young guy yeah suck it up yeah but you're a different guy too like if you're like an emotionally less introverted yeah more introverted a little it's different for women man the guy's stronger the guy get inside your body it's a thousand times different she's not going to hold him down but it's like saying murder is is really bad so don't go I mean if someone punches someone it's no big deal but it is like getting knocked out is not as bad as getting stabbed and murdered but it's still not good for you right so like his

151:29position of being sexually assaulted by that woman is not as bad as I don't know why that's funny reversed I know it's up and I have a weird mind but it's there are hilarious to me him at night dreading going into work when he walks in hey sugar dick you know just harass him nonstop yeah what's even more funny is you being callous about this with a mouth full of elk just chewing it down mock this guy how dare you bro I think it's funny come on it is it is weird and the other thing that's weird is like I don't have any sympathy for these 16-year-old kids where their teacher blows them you know when they get in gang bangs with a te school was this you'll be fine thanks Aurora Hills where was my dick suck the real problem was the one that falls in love with her that's the real problem I know that's that's he it up for everyone he ruins the G then he starts telling every baby out of my

152:19group yeah he said he's like if I can't have you no one can have you I like I like the courts too it's just this hot ass teacher like this poor kid you've terrorized him one of the teachers was pretty right one of the teachers one of there's a whole list of let me see one of let me see some site dedicated to hot teachers that have their kids really yeah my teachers were warlock son I had nothing yeah it's I can't remember a single hot teacher that I had all through my years I had a I had a kindergarten first grade Miss fulo smoked show there was a dude that was a handsome guy that was a Spanish teacher and I think he was like oh my God what whoa she's hot as free that woman right now I pay her bill how much time is she doing what does it say where's she going to jail 17 can we get rid he was 17 between 14 and 17 years oh whatever went free on baale but was

153:09tried for oil or she was 23 blowing a new guy went free on BR Bale she got free on Bale and was blowing more people cation she a freak look there's some girls oh well a little thick not really like dude look at these what school is this dirty school they're gorgeous God damn it yeah there's a lot of hot ones lot of hot ones free them free them you know also a lot of these guys they're like really good at seducing older women and they're good looking dudes probably young handsome she's 25-year-old had sex with 18-year- old I don't see a problem with it me neither if 18 having sex with 18-year-old even illegal she's a Spanish teacher says 18 butting teachers from having sexual relationships with students regardless of their age whatever quit your job grand jury refused to find her guilty the grand jury refused to find her guilty though it's all good yeah for sure stop

154:09teaching Spanish and she go suck his di dick she only seven years older than him he's probably given that good 18-year-old dick oh just cardio for days hard as a diamond believe he's trying his Spanish do you imagine you remember things that you would do when you were like a young teenager where you couldn't even believe you were doing them while you were doing them like is this real life like the first time I had an actual sexual relationship with a girlfriend I remember like we would be having sex i' be like is this what i is this real life we really get to have sex yeah like holy dick inth dick is in her mouth MTH right now I'm coming in her mouth right now when I was 16 I had I had sex like that an older girl and I was like I was like this is unbelievable and I would come and stay hard yeah it's crazy that you get used to it you get used to it's like

154:58yeah we're going to have sex just like anything becomes normal becomes normal you know there's only one time in my entire life where my ears rang when I came and that was when I was in high school my girlfriend at the time blew me on a porch we're on a porch she blew me aggressive I changed the shape of her head I came in her mouth her head became like one of those children they find they had their head clamped in one of those skull shaving machines she look like Doug I can't believe how hard I came and my ears went the ultimate orgasm and I remember thinking whoa is this going to happen every time never Happ okay were you like are you okay to this day I'm 48 years old this happened probably when I was 16 to this day I think man if I just don't jerk off for a couple weeks maybe I can get back there you're trying to get back to that Super Soaker come I don't have

155:48the willow you want to be qu gluten I I can get I can get on that Primal diet keto I'm I'm not going to stop shooting loads I guess I'm just not no you know what the problem is it becomes too confusing it's like the same way I feel about exercise like if someone said I'll give you 10 million bucks for exercise for you I do I go you can keep your 10 million bucks I'm not going to have a year of suffering just for some money that I'm going to miserable I can't do it and I I feel the same way about jerking off I think that a lot of ways jerking off is like a type of exercise because it exercises your reproductive system so it's not constantly ramped up mhm you know I've always felt like there's a lot of confusion that comes up being horny there's these guys on the couch right on the swe yeah Rogan tell them man it's exercise do it brother yeah man we're alling this together it's

156:38exercise so good for you I told you Mom got you got to come you got to get it out of your body because if you don't it pulls up and then your body starts getting desperate and lowers your testosterone not only that your mind start getting desperate and you start getting like like I remember I went on a dry spell when I was just out of high school I was a complete total loser from 17 to like 18 like from graduating Year dude I was a loser I didn't have nothing no money couldn't get laid no I had no money and all I was I was no girl didn't give a about taekwan just wheel kicking and jacking was doing and I was so sad I couldn't get laate damn I could not get late it took forever and when I did get laid I finally did get laid after 6 months I didn't even stick it in I like barely got in like Y and I just like God I loser I am but I I I remember the desperate feeling like the desperate

157:32nature of it and then I started regularly beating off like that's when I started regularly beating off because I was just like I had a girlfriend when I was like 16 I swear to God I got laid before I beat off and people think that's a lie it is not a lie weird though I didn't start crazy I I started beating off when I was five and I'm not kidding I wish I knew about it nobody talked to me I wish I figured out like oh you get some Vaseline and you this great not me as a kid I used to rub it into the bed that's all I have you want that waterproof dick I us I I like it looks freshly waxed yeah just clean Mo I remember being maybe fifth or sixth grade and just having a boner in my sweat just being like Oh how do I get rid of this thing I had no idea I was hiking an today pulsating just jerk me jerk me happened to me now when I I'm hiking and I'm thinking about something dirty and all

158:24of a sudden I'm like if somebody walks by me right now I'm going to be a lone guy on a trail with a heart on they say they say guys think of sex something like every 3 seconds some girls do too there's a lot of freak girls out there me too yeah but um my point being that like one of the my problems was I wasn't jerking off so I was desperate and so that's crazy I was Des Uber aggressive too I smelled of desperation I'm sure I was pathetic girls could smell it not that I was a loser I was a loser I was living with my parents I didn't have a future had nothing going on I I'd won the state championships like one year I might not have even won it then cuz I first won it when I was 18 so I had no real accomplishments you know I remember those days you're lost like so who was the girl who was like I'll suck your dick Joe well she um she's had sex with me I don't think she

159:12blew me she jerked me off a couple times before we actually had sex sex and where where did you meet her local local girl she was yeah her name was Donna nice girl cuz now kids can go on Instagram Facebook right it's so much easier it's so much easier to get chicks now oh my God it's also way more dangerous it's way more dangerous but back in the day especially when you were a kid it was just you know you met the girl and it's whatever it happened girl that hurt piece boy they put a red flag on her they made her walk around with a flag like people knew people knew when people had things Tinder now Tinder like I see these guys instag TT it's if a hot girl a hot girl can go I like that guy DM God damn son yeah if you want to get laid today and you're a guy all you have to do is have a phone and you have to be like not totally disgusting or have really low standards

160:00or be 49 with two kids and a wife what that can be that make it tough I a little bit of a road block you got to learn about Russians yeah yeah but then then you Russia no you go to Russia just go on vacation and you come or Costa Rica Thailand maybe go to Costa Rica try not getting your dick sucked even when you don't want it try not to they just good luck they just do it just it's one it's what they do it's what they do it's cultural you can't be rude you are misappropriating culture from other countries you're an third world whatever they drunk indigenous people yeah got to say all the key Buzz words sorry yeah I've I don't know what you're talking about but I believe you one day one day one day we'll all be single and free old as and girls get a Time dude the three of us the three of us hey the house of wrinkles girls come on over well there's going to be some

160:55there's going to be some massive breakthroughs think within the next I know so I know there's a massive breakthrough the same guy who came up with regen keine is working on right now that's going to regenerate collagen in your body yeah in a crazy way where it's going to eliminate wrinkles come on like they they will never age when well you're going to age you're going to die you're just going to look good when you're dead that's awesome yeah but if you can keep your muscle structure and then they shoot that in your body that regenerates collagen how long we thinking well you don't know because there's all sorts of different things they're constantly working on so what we're talking about is what they have in 2016 what they have in 2016 will be unrecognizable in 2026 because it'll be on such a higher level it's all exponential like because every single

161:37invention and every single technological breakthrough and every single medical breakthrough they all converge together and they all build on each other and new technological breakthroughs make new medical breakthroughs possible new understanding of the body makes new new designs and new things and then there's going to be all sorts of different like they just came up with some lens that they're installing in people that uh is allowing people that weren't able to see before now they can see and they have some new stem cell operations done oh my God they're doing what they're doing now is like the just the tip of the iceberg if we could just stay alive if humans I mean as a as a as a race can stay alive for the next Thousand Years will outdate this Machinery this this is this biological Machinery that we live in now you guys better hope the next years they come up with some or not

162:27you guys got about 50 years in years I don't know if you really want to be on a planet where everyone can breed and no one dies well not only that follow this what if you can download all the information so what does that say about accomplishment if you could download like how to be everything you wanted to be if you could take a program did you see that recently you haven't seen that no oh my God to pull that up Jamie scientists have figured out a way they are very confident that they were going they're going to be able to download skills into your brain like the Matrix a that us they're going to be able to download information and skills into your brain no one special anymore well not not only is no one special no one's going to look any different they everyone's going to look like John Cena I don't want to be around for that I don't want to be around for that

163:12what is that flat giant thighs for wrists but I have to believe that there's a reason we being nudged in that direction scientist discover how to upload knowledge to your brain look this poor girl is the guinea pig strap in folks strap in I mean we're just we're just the beginning of this thing this is this is nuts man everything that's in the Matrix is all going to be true artificial reality whether or not it's going to take over the world like the Matrix we're all going to be locked into some machine that feeds off your spine that's probably not going to happen but what is definitely going to happen is virtual reality is going to be indistinguishable from regular reality I always leave scared when we do these podcasts well we it's not scary but it's it's fascinating it's fascinating but here's the thing here's why you shouldn't be scared cuz anybody who's

163:59ever lived ever at any time you can go back to you know go go back to Rome and grab Julius Caesar and take him to 2016 he would be like you gotta be me any guy who lived the best life in the world hundreds of years ago or a thousand years ago would be nothing in comparison today you if you had to go back okay if you had to go back and you had to live like in Leonardo da Vinci's Town you'd want to climb up on top of a windmill and jump the off you'd be like what I'm going to eat this shitty bread and we're all going to we're we're all going to die a polio get ready for the yeah get ready for the small pox epidemic or anything anything anytime or rats in town everybody has to run plague the fleas you I mean you got to figure out a way you didn't even know that it was that they didn't know anything they was witches curses and they didn't know what the

164:53was going on or you could go back and be awesome you could you if you knew what you know now yeah that's true I start drawing sh but human beings will evolve with their Tech like oh you heard a shop know what you would do you would go back and start you know one day we going to have a thing called a microwave oven and they'd say he's a witch light him on fire yeah they might kill me yeah that's why they fought with swords too and you had to be a badass that you know I don't know if it favors a big man it favors the fastest guy swords are no joke swords definitely don't favor a big person they favor someone who's strong enough to swing the sword as fast as possible it's probably like a weight that you like and he there's like a point of diminishing returns with sword fighting it's pretty final sword fighting it's not soyal you don't walk away from a bloody throat there no back

165:35interesting is moushi was a big man mamoto Musashi was not a small man he's thick well for it's hard to tell because you know they what they measured I mean I think they probably didn't use inches I mean I don't know what the they he's described as being I think like thick though like big big you know people were though you know we had a president I forget which president but he was 5 fo4 and he weighed 100 pounds was it Taft I think it might have been Taft no ta no Taft was big I ta was a big giant was the big fat guy cuz when I made fun you saying there's no fat presidents people sent me pictures of ta okay so I was reading this book with my kid the other day I who this was and it's all about presidents and like weird facts about presidents but one of the guys was lb yes so he's half my size tiny little dude that's like a hobbit running the that's like Christy

166:27um yeah well well she's probably she probably 110 he definitely smallest US president he's 5'4 100 pound smallest US president who is it James Madison ah I should have known that that's right M I don't even know I didn't even know he was President till I was reading my daughter's book Madison was one of the authors of the how many presidents can you name I can name maybe five maybe five maybe five to 10 who is our third who is our third president some douchebag Jefferson okay how about Lincoln was he 16 George Washington was number one who's number two nobody gives a because nobody cares about number two he's the first loser Alexander Hamilton it doesn't work that way yeah he doesn't work that way he's not a loser Alexander Hamilton he was a winner he was a new president James Madison wait was the Alexander Hamilton Jefferson Washington Hamilton yeah you know who we really

167:18dismiss for one-term presidents yeah wasn't Hamilton the guy that was terrible he was getting all his friends jobs and he was really corrupt and literally wound up saying I'm not fit for this job never no you're right it wasn't Hamilton it was someone else find out who Who's Who quote was that um I was not fit for this job so one of the presidents Harding is that uh Harding was considered I think it was Harding was considered the worst president he was very handsome he was very good-looking I think it was Warren Harding I think it was Warren Harding and he was very handsome but he was a bad president he just was not a very smart guy I think but he looked really presidential how about I heard JFK I heard JFK was just a ladies man did hear 3,000 weird you really heard that oh yeah yes hey hey this is breaking news along with taking McGregor down JFK get some you see his

168:11medical records and how what a physical wreck he was for garia for all kind yeah it was Andrew Jackson wow Jackson no Jackson was a guy who essentially was considered first of all he'd seen a lot of battle he' killed a lot of Native Americans no no no this is the wrong quote this the wrong quote that's not um Andrew Jackson was talking about uh being a great General and not being a not being a great president he had been shot in duel and he had a hole in his his in his lung that would like perforate at I'm obsessed with JFK JFK had garia and all sorts of oh yeah had terrible back problems uh what was his uh many drugs look it up the New York Times ran a whole thing on I couldn't believe his medical stat was his back issue from partying or what he had a I think it was a congenital he his back out dude threw his back off from we need to celebrate this guy he wore a brace he

169:05wore a body brace under his suit from what though and he had to be in pools it was he had some kind of degenerative disease I think of the back you threw out ganaria and herpes and he had and he was treated for ganara uh his doctor treated for that if you look at his medical records it's pretty unbelievable well when they treated you for garia did they even get it back then I mean did they I think they just hadat a runny nose barely C type of pen I mean what kind of what kind of like lab test did they do back then it's pretty easy to cure yeah with antibiotics who knows what this guy had yeah yeah well diseases are weird man because occasionally diseases come along with they they're not exactly sure what you have then they have to ask where you been where' you go and then they have to try to sort of it down and test for a bunch of different things well they say

169:51this is an urban myth but the guy emailed this story to me where the girl comes goes to the doctor she's got a rash on her face doctor's like what is going on here he couldn't figure out does sample comes up and goes um can I ask you a question go what he goes you have netis on your on your face you have a bacteria that you get from dead bodies have you've been around dead bodies she goes no and he said where'd you go she goes I was in Ireland what did you hook up with anybody she said yeah a guy in a bar he goes do you have his number yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah turns out the guy worked in a morg and he was bodies she sucked that zombie dick okay but is this and she sucked his dick and got and that's that I was told that's an urban myth but this is what the guy emailed me and told me the story so Jesus Christ it's a good story if it's uh well why don't let's go further

170:39then she started time traveling and went back to the time before she did it and then she there became two of her and the two of her plotted to take over the world he just makeing up at this point very possible know we don't know if this it's a good story but you got to Google these things get your get on your godamn phone it makes sense it hold it far away from you so we could use our my eyes are so bad now they're so good at like this distance they're perfect but then your phone you're oh right here like you're always like yeah lucky I don't have to read my own fingerprints I don't know what the going on here it's just a pink bludge story is kind of legit though makes sense um sort of sort of Mak sense I see it happening it makes sense that dead bodies would have bacteria on them that would be eating the dead body and if you had any sort of an infection or

171:26cut yeah or you didn't wash and it got into your system sure that makes sense dead bodies oh a lot of people yeah that's a it's a been a real problem many many times in funeral homes yes I told you my acting teacher right when he came out his mother died he told the story his mother dies goes to see her body the Morgan the guy's coming out putting his pants on sweating and he looked at the guy and the guy looked at him and he goes you my mother he didn't say it but he knew it and he never said anything the guy just ran out I beat the out that guy and he just went that guy why didn't he go check his mom's box he did oh he did well I don't know if he checked her box he you check the box you got to check that ass pull out my kit my k out you'd have to kill someone by the way I don't think you do I don't think you do jail time for that you would get a fine for oh no you go in

172:16jail son no no no no no huh you go you're going to jail no it's a it's a there's a law about mishandling a dead body but it's not really there you go it's a legend it's a legend yeah it's been told over and over again for a long like for many of scroll down and see if there's any possibility see scroll down blah blah blah oh these are the same emails over and over and over again sounds like the girl got herpes from whatever reason started making stuff up there's certain things that are like supposed to be Urban Miss but you find out they're true Charles Manson endorsing Trump is not is not false uh who cares if Charles Manson endorses you know it's weird the Trump guys are putting SS style bands around their arms have you seen this do these idiots are taking bumper stickers Trump bumper stickers and they're wrapping them around their arms like Hitler armbands Jesus man that's a

173:10bad look white people just get so wacky white people man you know what it is the white people are a lot like the economy the economy cycal white people are swing right now they're on an up swing everything was all good yeah look at these guys okay look at these dip shits that's not good these guys have bumper stickers around their arm like Trump is the new Hitler it's kind of Macho no oh my God that's not a bumper sticker some real it say mostly false I actually found this on Snopes without even knowing it was on okay it's just two guys two young women were photographed wearing Nazi style AR okay you know what they're probably wanted us to talk to him okay what's false hold on scroll down the two men were legitimate Trump supporters in the use of Nazi armbands expressed their genuine political beliefs so they really did it were they joking around doesn't mean

174:01they're Nazis what were they doing just wearing an arm Fox News uh tweet the supporters of Republican Presidential Donald Trump spotted in Florida rally blah blah blah blah blah not dissimilar okay but what is it what what's but what's really going on scroll down so what are they saying the r band was one of many invoked of Nazi imagery photosho what is it saying I don't what is it saying how is it not true however it appeared that the initial tweet was sent without much verification as to whether Trump armbands were legitimate campaign memorabilia sported you you unironically unironically oh unironically by dutiful supporters of the GOP Presidential hopeful not long after the image hit Twitter hard users began pointing out that the Trump supporters looked awfully familiar so who are they oh they're jokes they're comedians yeah oh they're Comics they

174:56keep showing up political pranksters oh they're just trying to all right they got they got us they got us well now we know well play people were sending that play today and I was like what do you see when do you see when they grew a dinosaur leg on a chicken what a real dinosaur leg no yeah begins Jurassic Park is going to oh and I will be the first one there I will be the first one there to see T-Rex theate American Consumer you'll be there with fresh Yeezys on but yeah a new hair dude synthetic DNA you're going to have create your own animal with from your own imagination scientists have grown dinosaur legs on a chicken for the first time what in the the what the how about you guys cure cancer yeah how about you figure out a way to get salt out of the ocean you stop making dinosaurs it's all part of it Jes you hope the ozone chicken with a dinosaur it's

175:54all part of it it is all part of it right we shouldn't expect these guys to make better cell phones they have a different field of stud they're not about that life they're about chickens and dinosaurs they're not about that life yo I ain't about that bro I ain't about that bro about the chicken with this T-Rex legs on some pigeons legs it's so that's someone's job dude I'll tell you when you watch chickens you realize they're just dinosaurs they're just little they're little dinosaurs they can't kill you so they just deal with you when they can make dick cells how many how big do you think guys are going to how much bigger they no one is going to have a little dick anymore that's for sure no one's just going to say you I'm Pro to my natur how big are you going to get how big is your dick going to get how many guy guys guys get guys get weird without having

176:37surgery like just inject my dick yeah if you can Gan dope or whatever it is Dick cells crisper they're going to use crisper yeah crisper is badass yeah your dick's going to be at least a foot long and girls are going to grow I had a whole bit about this but if they did come up with big dick pills like those commercials that Ron Jeremy used to sell at 3:00 in the morning if it was real if pill those pills really did make your dick bigger it would be about 30 seconds before the first guy died of an overdose I'm like cuz no one's taking one pill we always over how many gives me a stroke and the problem is Dicks would be so big the vaginas would grow too cuz people would still have to breede and they would evolve to I told said they would turn into giant flying squirrel people they would just be able to dudes with big dicks they'd have them in shopping carts they'd be chasing

177:21these girls to the top of cliffs and the women would just leap to safety flying squirrel open the up like a giant flying squirrel like imagine what kind of weird shapes people are going to come into like now what we're dealing with now is people that are starting to explore the possibility of modifying their body with tattoos or with piercings or weird but once you can change the shape yeah you know there's you're going to lose the funny you're going to lose you know personality people yeah it's not good I think people have variety though just CU everybody has a different idea of what's beautiful everybody has a different idea of what they want someone's going to want to be the Hulk more guys can to be like no I want to no no I want to be 5 foot one man I want keep this I want to keep these tits and small dick I want look like Madison you'll have less people who are longing for something

178:06right you'll have if you have an ability and the money if it's fake but there'll still be people left out cuz it's going to cost money you're going to have you think it'll be like reading you know like it used to be a long time ago that reading was a luxury that very few people could read and they have couldn't afford books right now pretty much everybody could read anybody could get books and not only that you can get so much off the internet that's free like you can get your access to information today is better than it's ever been before what if your access to changing your body will follow a similar path it doesn't mean we'll be happier and it doesn't mean that we'll be more fulfilled I would imagine I think the responsibility creating your own fulfillment will still remain unless they can make artificial happiness God damn it Joe the problem is like on drugs

178:47right yeah well the problem is what is happiness really based on you're talking about ecstasy now aren't you I'm talking about ecstasy all day if you were just rolling all day but no negative repercussions can't get done art wouldn't be created right who needs art when you get your dick sucked while you're on ecstasy on a roller coaster son how about you fly like a eagle you guys are Godless you knowas Godless my God is crisper yeah that's the new God because we're controlling our own Evolution I wonder man I wonder what it's going to look like I mean it's G to change it's not going to just no one's ever going to go hey everybody let's just go camping let's stop all this right we're not going to do that those dudes that are growing dinosaur legs and chickens but the satisfaction the satisfaction you get from overcoming The Impossible right it's almost as good as learning Kung Fu in The

179:36Matrix but if someone can take the shortcut don't you think the masses if they can take the shortcut doing that they're not going to put the work in I don't download what I'm saying is that there may be shortcuts in certain in certain areas but we'll still have challenges and you I hope you're right Bri so if you're really good at something if you're really good at whatever you want to be I wonder if you know you know like for example like what I like about tennis what you like about archery what you like about boxing whatever it is is the repetition and the state it puts you in and the slow attrition of of a skill set is immensely satisfying right I wonder if you can just do it right away I wonder if all the fun goes away there a very more mystery not Myster not learning CU When you're hitting a ball really well or you're boxing really well one day and

180:22you know you go back yeah and you go today I hit it and if you don't have something to compare that to I think what happens is you end up being generally copesthetic and and and I wonder what it says about I would download skateboarding just a big ass dude skateboarding like Tony HW I think who you are right now is based on what our ideas are right now about what people want what people need and what makes happy one of the things this makes us happy is overcoming adversity trying to figure out puzzles trying to set goals and accomplishing them setting goals and accomplishing them is one of the biggest sources of Happiness one of the things that people say like if you really want to be happy you should have projects and you should set goals and you should try to accomplish those and for whatever reason it's probably just some deep-seated evolutionary reason

181:08something that's in our DNA we we have this desire to achieve things and when we do achieve them it gives us a feeling of happiness and if you don't do that like the most regret ful sorrowful depressed people rarely set goals and rarely achieve those set goals for whatever reason you know whether or not the cre and they hate on others who are trying to achieve those gos so what it is what we're doing kind of is like some sort of a weird balancing act with our ancient primate Minds right so our ancient primate Minds which wanted to survive they wanted to gather food they wanted to you know they figure out things like how do I catch this fish how do I how do I uh start a fire and all these different desires that we had to both breed protect our territory overcome and they they manifest themselves as like rewards and these human rewards are in our system and we

181:57we intrinsically link those rewards in in this system to life and this is the only way to live and this is the way we live because we've always lived like this but if we can completely remove ourselves from the biological process completely remove ourselves from the the lust and the greed and the what what do we become and is that actually a better way to live like maybe it's a good question but but I but I think that you have to add you have to add another dimension to what you said which is yes there there is that evolutionary notion of reward um that creates a feeling of for example safety and whatever it might be but I wonder also if the other reason that we seem to have this need to get better at something like just say the violin or whatever it might be I I I think that there's another thing that happens to you when you get really good at something when you develop a deep skill

182:52I think you get a better understanding of you like you got you come closer to who you truly are to your in your essence the notion that when you do something for the sake of its own doing which would be considered play that's how you would Define probably play that's when you are the most authentic and truly yourself and yeah and I feel like human beings not only have a nostalgia a built-in Nostalgia to try to find who they were originally but I think also it's just my general idea that I wonder if Because the Internet is bringing us all together and we're getting a deeper understanding of what it is to be each other in one way or another and we're going to and we're and pretty soon if you can download not only information but what it's like to be Joe Rogan into my brain well if that's bringing us all together then then I wonder if the the end goal is something

183:45in the area of deep self- knowledge and deep knowledge deep human knowledge sort of this creating this this neural net so we are all sorry for the for the word one you know that that seems to be know if that's a good thing that that spiritual Dimension that thing that's hard to measure has always existed in human beings we we somehow always want and I think it's where religion comes from where inspiration comes from we seem to always want to uh reach Beyond ourselves what always going to be there no matter what I don't think it's always going to be there I think it's going to be there if we're operating inside the biological parameters that we currently have toera saying if we can get out of this you think all that mystery will be taken away from what if what if they can eliminate greed what if greed the the the Instinct of greed can be located in our genome and can be eliminated well

184:37greed might exactly it might be might be valuable greatness a lot of times jealousy might be valuable too greed Also may be greed Also may be that that primordial need to amass as much food and as much what safety and as much uh Power so that you stay alive yes the one thing we know is that human beings across the board love one thing above all and that is immortality they want to live forever what I'm thinking is a lot of our ideas a lot of our ideas of what was was valuable and what we want and what we need and what is just part of life a lot of those ideas are only based on the current model of human that that ex when they start ulating and downloading new thoughts in your mind and do you want to go like U meditate in a in a an ashram for 10 years and sweep up and and just m all day in the corner or how about they just press a button and shoot some

185:32straight into your brain and you could read minds you're going to take that you're you're going to take like instant Enlightenment you're going to take the ability to transcend all of our biological impulses including the dumb ones like self-doubt and um and hate and jealousy like this is some exactly exactly that's the real thing even you can even like Ray kwell who who created this sort of movement of Cur Kur wildist the notion that all right we all say we're going to die we all know human beings have one goal it's to stay alive forever it's why we do great work and we want it to live on we have children that's why we were so attached to our children if you that's not necessarily true because we do it because we enjoy it while we're doing it well that too 100% I think I don't think you have kids thinking you're going to live on I think you make you don't make a painting no

186:20this will go on forever you have this idea in your head and you want to express yourself yeah yeah I I I agree with you on that but I I just think that overall if you looked at the general over overarching sort of desire and need in a human being it's probably we all want to live forever we don't want to die well I think it's just a fear of death more than fear that's unrealistic we all know we're going to die this uh so if if we can download our Essence if if I could download everything that's in your brain your memory and your Paradigm your thought paradig whatever the words are uh and then I could put that into a computer uh or a robot yeah uh then you kind of keep living forever in a way right so what does that say about when you change like whatever you are if they download you and put you in a computer are they going to have all your flaws is it going to be filled with all your

187:07insecurities all your is it going to be is it going to be a liar imagine if the computer becomes a liar imagine if the computer develops its own insecurities and starts it's coming it changes who you are and starts going down its own weird emotional paths those are programmed in no most likely you're going to program something where when you you're going to be they're going to probably have to differentiate between what you are and what you love and what your memories are and all the negative stuff well you're you're the part of what makes you great and your essence in my opinion and both all three of us and I don't know Jamie well enough but I'm sure and is is our reaction it part of what a big part of our personalities in my opinion is a reaction to our shortcomings is the compensation the measures we've taken to compensate for our uh limitations well not just that

187:58your experiences the the the trials and tribulations the failures and successes the struggle the struggle defines your personality you show me a guy who doesn't do anything and I'll show you a guy who can't do anything right yes you show me a guy who's accomplished all or a woman who's accomplished all sorts of things she can continue to accomplish things cuz she knows how to get done she's she's also learned how to fail and be successful anyone who's successful has failed so many times well that's where wisdom comes from wisdom is the acknowledgement not only of your limitations but wisdom is also knowing what to do with those limitations until they strap you to that machine and shove those genius thoughts right into your Dome son isn't that the same as being high though all the time isn't that the same as keeping the DMT trip going forever well the DMT trip

188:47removes reality as we know it that's where it gets weird Tak you to another dimension right well we don't know that it certainly feels like that it could just be hallucinations it could all be going on in your head but what you get best thing I've ever done what you get from it I didn't tattoo it on my arm for no reason what you what you get from it is something that is exactly the same like someone say like maybe it's all go in your head when you trip maybe it's not really happening okay maybe however the experience is exact the same if you really are going into another dimension you really are experiencing love in its purest form and forgiveness and just 100% wisdom like all the and all the flaws of your thinking and all of the ridiculous aspects of the world around you revealed in some wonderful Dance by Jesters who are giving you the finger in a NeverEnding complex

189:42geometric pattern even if it's not real it's still the same experience like if you really do go to that Dimension and you really do experience these in incredibly enlightened beings and they really do instill upon you wisdom and you really do hold on to a few grains of that that sand that slips through your finger you hold on to a little bit of it while you're there you got handfuls but you just hold on to a little bit it's still the same experience yeah shit's real son yeah it's a little bit like you know what changed the way I argue is that somebody said look you may think that that person's point of view is shitty or you don't have respect for it or they're they maybe they're acting crazy to them those feelings and emotions are very real so if you start the argument by saying like that's why if you look at like political discussions this country it's hilarious

190:24you get gun right Advocates and you have gun control Advocates the first thing they do is they go you're a gun nut and the other ones go you're a bleeding heart liberal you start the argument there and guess what there's there's no nobody's having a conversation anymore because you just said I don't like you atheists and religious people religious people feminis male rights M you'll never have a marriage between the religious you know the people who are very religious and people who are strictly scientific because what happens is instead of saying that religious person is religious and he gains inspiration and a feeling that's very important to that person and they're going to guard that feeling because it makes them feel good about the world if you come in as an atheist or a scientist and say everything about you is oh that's a big fairy tale you just shut

191:10down the debate you just broke that bridge you're never going to you're never going to see anything you're not going to see that person for who they are you're never going to understand even if what's what they're experiencing or what they believe and what they have faith in is not real they still can get a tangible benefit from and it can improve their life and so it is real in a way isn't it well it is something that they believe in to the point where it benefits them and it can create Beautiful Things Great pieces of work art whatever it might be well that's my argument about Ben Carson like Ben Carson might be a wacky dude who doesn't believe in in evolution he's got some crazy ideas but I like him as much as any of the other people that are running for for president smart dude not just smart dude one of the best neurosurgeons ever okay not only that he's really like

191:53measured and relaxed and calm always he never gets too high or too emotional Trump is yelling at someone the other day go home and get a job that's the Pres this is going to be our president go home and get a job and all the white dudes with golf shirts on yes but he doesn't have his where is his ideas where are his ideas I keep looking for his ideas I'm hoping that once president because he's going to become president then he lets it go because what Ben Carson said about Trump that I thought was really fascinating he says he's remarkably reasonable when he's not on camera yeah and so what I'm and Jeff Ross told me that too because Ben's endorsing him now yeah I don't think he's a dumb guy and I think a lot of this might be an act an act and it's working I think you may see if he becomes president two things one is he probably comes he's not an IDE Civil War

192:43World War he's not an ideologue so he's going to do this I think he will approach everything has a problem to be solved which is not a bad thing secondly don't be surprised if he surrounds himself with very competent smart people who know more than he does that those are the two silver silver linings I can see Trump uh coming to the table with I don't like the guy he breaks the system because the system of special interest groups and the need for this this the campaign financing when you get a guy like him who doesn't you really can't buy him he doesn't benefit yeah he problem the problem with campaign reform is that with citizens united that Supreme Court decision giving money to a political campaign is an exercise of free speech and it was considered constitutional so it's very difficult to get big money out but what I do think will happen and you're seeing it already

193:36with people like Bernie Sanders and even Donald Trump is that we as Citizens will go man you have big Deep Pockets deep political pockets and so you must be a little corrupt at least I ain't voting for you well there's transparency there's things like crowd pack where you can go and find exactly who's financing people crowd pack which my friend Steve Hilton runs you go and check out I mean they've got their website has all of the various campaign funds all the all the people that are influencing people all the special interest groups tight move we got to get the out of here it's already 540 what is in Denver through through we flew through three hours really did this is a good one store tonight comedy store tonight I like to point out that both you peed twice I never got up one you're like a strong strong he's trained his I have trained it from doing this show I drank

194:26four cups of coffee sitting here and a bottle of Kombucha gang I'm not I'm not bragging just probably I can hold up a lot of Comedy Works March 18th March 19 this my b day actually I am bragging about my ability to hold him piss like a baby camel and I be we'll be at the comedy store tonight tonight tonight Theo vaugh Brent erns and it's for a good cause right what spinal cord spinal cord Court injury so come by how much of the money goes towards it like we all it okay all it beautiful well but mine I get mine you get all your money buddy yeah dude all your money no I'm just kidding I love you Jo do it for charity um so that's tonight at 8:00 right and Theo Von very guy Brent erns hilarious Guy Brian C hilarious and I do my best all right so that's tonight um and that's it all right we'll be back tomorrow with Greg fit Simmons and also Thursday night I'll be at the Improv for

195:14Greg Fitz Simmons St Patrick's Day raag GZA we'll be talking about that tomorrow too all right thank you everybody love you guys bye-bye and 20 million downloads