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You got to be responsible for every word that comes out of your mouth, even if it's stupid. But, you know, I think people get it. They get that people are human beings and they can stumble. Like people, they forgave a lot of Biden stumbles until they were like, what the fuck? You know, a lot of people like in 2020 were like, there's no way. There's no way he's going to do it. He was too old to run when it was 2016. He's kind of always been known for the gaffes. Like, because I remember when Obama was picked him, that was the number one concern was like, oh, but sometimes he's saying shit. Didn't Obama, he was famously quoted as Joe as a, don't worry, Joe will find a way to fuck things up. Oh, I never heard that.
This supposedly, well, it's hard to know what the quote was, but supposedly. But he got out of all of it. I mean. Yeah, well, that's because the machine was behind him, right? So he gets into office and you saw that Mike Johnson guy, the Speaker of the House. He said that he had talked to him. It took a year to have a meeting, and he finally had this meeting with him, and he wanted to talk to him about something. And he said, why did you sign this executive order? And it had something to do with liquid natural gas. He said, I didn't sign that. He said, yes, you did, sir.
You signed it. Can we get it? And so he has the secretary print it up. He brings it in. He had never read it. So he was just signing executive orders that he didn't even know. He didn't know what it was about. He thought it was about research, and it was about shutting it down. And so there's a bunch of people behind him that want to do things, and they think it's for the best interest of the country, and they're all acting as a big group that's like the puppeteer of the president. And that's not how it's supposed to be. It's not supposed to be that way.
But isn't it like that with every president? I don't know. Because I think when a president brings in a new cabinet and the new cabinet starts doing different things, then you see what's happening right now, right? So they've already found thousands of criminals that had snuck in here and had committed multiple crimes while they were here. And the Biden administration had left them here and they allowed them to stay in these sanctuary cities and sanctuary states. And Trump's just yanking them out and flying them back to Colombia and flying them back to Mexico and flying them back to wherever they're from. Get the fuck out of here. Exporting them in planes. The Biden administration could have done this, too. Yeah, but I think every president that get in there, they do little shit different than the other side. But at the end of the day, the big major shit that would help out the average people, it always falls short a couple of votes.
Trump is talking about getting rid of income tax and replacing it with tariffs. I asked him about that on the podcast. I thought he was joking around. Yeah, exactly. He was saying that it would be better for the economy. we'd have way more money if instead of you paying tax, these companies should be paying tax. Like, why are they making such a killing off the American people? But the companies would just charge us bigger prices, wouldn't they? Well, here's the thing. Could they, if we had American manufacturing that can make the same products? No.
So the whole reason why— You can't make the same products for the same price. But if you have other countries charge tariffs, and I think we've charged tariffs in the past, and it's an interesting thing. It's like you make a trade agreement. It's essentially a trade agreement. And his position has always been that one side of the trade agreement was unbalanced and America does a stupid job of negotiating its trade agreements. So he wants tariffs and everything. That's what he that's what he threatened the guy from Colombia with. He said because they didn't want to take the prisoners. The flights were coming over and he didn't want to give them approval to land. He said, we're going to tax you. We're going to tariff you 25 percent. And then like in a week, we're going to jack it up to 50 percent. and this guy wrote like a poem to Trump. It was the most ridiculous thing ever. The guy's a wild dude.
I mean, that's the thing. It's like if you bring in the tariffs, you have to make them so high that the American goods were cheaper by comparison. Well, you'd have to really ramp up American manufacturing in a lot of places. Like we don't make phones. That's one of the craziest things about America. We can't make a phone. We can't even make a phone. We make mistakes.
Well, I mean, maybe we could make a phone. isn't there one phone that is made in america is there one phone that's manufactured here i think there is i mean even if it's assembled here is it the nothing phone is that it might be assembled here i think they still have to get they still have to get shit from china yeah they have to get shit from taiwan they have to get shit from india yeah everybody gets their shit from somewhere yeah i mean the problem with american manufacturing is you can't do it for as cheap as you have to pay people that no our problem is first of all we're addicted to buying new shit all the time i have a i have a bunch of phone lines and one of my phone lines i have an iphone 11 it's like five years old i don't notice when i'm using it as long as it still works you don't notice on a normal experience what do i do with my phone i'm not fucking making complex video rendering you know what am i doing i'm watching youtube videos i'm
text messaging people you don't notice right but we're force-fed this idea that you're supposed to get a new one every year like it's one of the weirdest things you get to do tv every year you get a new computer every year why the fuck do you get a new phone every year but every year they keep pushing us to get a new phone if you make a phone that's american made more durable and lasts more than a year it would be worth a premium and i wouldn't have to feel bad about like slaves in china making it like he makes this like the only phone they need to bring back the nokia phones remember those brick phones yes well don't do that indestructible make it dope make it a dope phone but you know i don't know man i don't think i think we i think those days are long gone the days of american manufacturing well i think with incentives with government incentives and people understanding that this competition that we're having is all uh technologically based and If all of our technology is getting made in another country, that's essentially a national security issue.
See, you know what I realize is like why – because sometimes, you know, politics comes up in the green room and I just – I always separate myself from the conversation because I realize what everybody has regardless of what size of issues they're on is they – y'all have hope. I'm cynical. I'm cynical than a motherfucker. I'm like, this shit was over. This shit – You know, for me, I'm like, I see the asteroid coming. And I'm like, ain't nothing we going to be able to do about that. Fitness isn't just about what you do in the gym. It's also about your nutrition.
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than what we already doing that's not necessarily true because you can motivate people there's a real power in free motivation and having a government that's like promoting health in that way would cause a bunch of people to take that step that they've been thinking about taking. So a lot of times motivation doesn't catch you flat. Motivation catches you looking for motivation, right? Like you want to get your shit together. Be like, God, I just fucking need to get to the gym i just need something and then one day the government announces that we are going to turn the health of america around and we are going to promote a national fitness regime we're going to start bringing it to schools and kids to get people healthier we're going to bring in organic food and start feeding kids when you feed them in public schools and you have free lunches trying to do something like that yeah she did she got shut down yeah exactly they shut her right the fuck down They're like, sit down.
You're going to fucking kill our profits. Fuck this healthy shit. Because that's the other thing. But what's different now than what's happened back then is we're so divided. If somebody in the government suggested anything was the best, the healthiest thing, at least half the country would be like, I'm not fucking with it for that very reason. Yep. You're so right. Yeah, it's like they attached Obama to Obamacare, even though it was not a bad thing. Right. And if Trump was going to be like, hey, every American, jumping jacks is the best exercise.
People were like, you don't know Trump jacks. That's your president's exercise. So it's like we so divided, nothing's going to stick. I also think that the problem with like health care and all these things where people are getting paid, you're dealing with a bunch of different games that are being played inside a game that has a function. and that function is healthcare. Like it provides healthcare in a kind of shifty, shitty way. But the game it's playing is make the most money. That's the game it's playing. It's playing a financial game.
That's why it's coming up with reasons to deny people and it's using AI to figure out how to deny people and they deny a large amount of claims. So you gotta look at it like what it actually is. It's not that it's all bad, but that there's a bunch of different games each person in that game is playing their own game you have thousands of employees you have thousands of people trying to corporate climb the corporate ladder and make more money and get promotions and make more money for the company and impress the board they want a fucking yacht bro i will i i'm talking about how much we divided but it's weird that's the one thing they couldn't divide people on like i remember like after the T.O. got popped,
like, on CNN and MSNBC and Fox, the narrative was the, like, how dare people be excited? Because at first they tried to do what they do with everything, and they said, oh, these liberals fucking laughing to death. And then they realized, like, oh, it's... The insurance industry has fucked over everybody. Everybody. They don't give a fuck who you voted for.
They'll fucking... That might be the one. Healthcare might be the one thing that we can come to, like, a bipartisan agreement on that health insurance and insurance companies in general, they're just captivated by what a corporation is. A corporation has a responsibility to its shareholders to make the most money. And that's a problem with the whole structure of it, is that no matter what the business is, they find a way to make money more than they find a way to do the thing that they're supposed to be doing well as a service to people. If Trump actually fixed health care, he would go down as one of the greatest presidents.
He would be like it would be I think it would be a whole different. Like he actually did like viable, real change to the health care system that like made it work for everybody. Well, it used to be that there was no social media. So if you wanted to make a big change, the government could gaslight you on TV in these press conferences and bring out experts and they could gaslight you and tell you what to do. And that was all the information you had. That doesn't work anymore. It doesn't work anymore. So this is one of the reasons why this is the best time ever to kind of revamp health care and revamp the way people think about what is healthy. What is healthy? How are you going to revamp it in a way that still makes money? Well, it doesn't have to. First of all, you're going to lose money. The country is going to lose money. It's like who's going to get the money? There's an exchange of money, right?
So if a lot of people are sick all the time and a lot of people are on Medicaid and a lot of people are on health insurance, the country is going to spend more money that's going to go to pharmaceutical drug companies. But it doesn't have to go there. We can't commit to giving it to them every year just because they've figured out a way to keep getting it. That's dumb. The right way to say is we have to look at the collective money of the country. Wouldn't it be way better if we spent way less on health care because people got healthier because they figured out there's no easy way to do it You have to have diet and exercise. It's the most important foundation for any healthy human being It doesn't matter what kind of exercise It probably doesn't even matter what kind of diet as long as you're like committed to eating healthy real food The whole thing is just diet and exercise and movement that would fucking cure 70% of the problems we have in this country with health care because people would be healthy and so then you wouldn't be as susceptible to getting sick
You wouldn't be as susceptible to getting injured. There's a bunch of things that would probably likely stack up Financially in our favor, but that's how you make money out of it. You make money out of it because everybody makes more money You make more money if you're healthy You make more money if you're active if you're if you're in the bed all the time because you have back surgery constantly Or if you've got this and that, you've got a lot of interruptions in your life. They're going to hiccup your career. They're going to hiccup whatever you're trying to accomplish in your life if you're dealing with being sick all the time. So you think if people were healthier, they would deny less people? I think if people were healthier, first of all, you would need way less health care. First, that's the number one thing. If people were fit and they took care of themselves, there's a giant part of, if you looked at all of the health care issues that we have in this country,
There's a giant chunk of it that's connected to diet. It's connected to the standard American diet. It's connected to eating too much calories, garbage food, obesity. That all that is it's possible to shift that in a different direction. You just have to change the way people eat and that you would see other people getting results. And then you would want those results. If you hear RFK Jr. on TV trying to motivate people to do this and you see him working out like maybe that's the thing you need. That takes you from, man, I got to go to the gym one day. Fuck it. I'm going to the gym. This is it.
And then if more people do that, there's more healthy people. If there's more healthy people, there's less losers. If there's less losers, the country makes more money. The whole GDP goes up. Everybody, you're going to do better. You're going to do better with whatever you're doing in life if you're healthy. Because health is energy. But how do you make people like... You don't make them do it, but you inspire. And the government has never done that before. Why not try it?
Why not try that? Why not try that? Why not try to, like, fucking gaslight people until you got to wear a mask in your car or you're going to die? Instead of that gaslighting, how about pump them up? They scared the fuck out of everybody with COVID. How about they pump everybody the fuck up with health? If the government wanted everybody to do anything, they had to pay them. You know another problem with my theory? I give you a tax break if you lose 40 pounds. Here's another problem with my theory. Trump eats nothing but McDonald's, drinks Diet Cokes.
sharp as a tack, 78 years old. Like, okay. I don't know what to tell you. If he came back, if he disappeared for like six months and came back just jacked. Jacked. Shaved his head. Did you see him play tennis with Serena Williams? Nah. He took his shoes off. He's playing tennis with Serena Williams. I mean, plan, plan?
Not playing like as good as she can play. She's not going to embarrass him. No, obviously not that. They're volleying back and forth. And he's playing. Is he running? He plays tennis, man. He can play tennis. Like, the guy plays tennis. I mean, I don't know how to play tennis, so I don't know if it looks good. But I'm looking at him hitting the ball.
It looks like he's doing it the right—he doesn't look like me. If I was doing it, I'd be a fucking spaz. I don't know how to play tennis. Completely lost. Yeah. Yeah, well, let's see it. It's because it— It was in 2015. Oh, it was? Yeah. Oh, god damn it.
I got lied to by the reels. I thought it just happened. No, no, no. 2015. But check out the tennis. Check this out. She could clearly fuck him up. Oh, that's a nice, gentle serve. Look at it. But look at dude. He's firing back.
He's old. I mean, but he is doing better than I would do. Oh, way better than me. I mean, he plays tennis. There's video of him playing tennis. There's like photos of him playing tennis. So he does do some things. It's like there's a lot of guys that are too, they can't go to a gym. They need a purpose or they need something that occupies their brain so they play golf or they play tennis or they play games. They play a little pick-up basketball. They do that for their health because they just can't do the gym thing.
I just don't want to do it. So they do something that keeps them active. I mean, most of the people I know do shit like that. Yeah, so he's active. Pick up basketball or soccer. But that dude just eats cheeseburgers and shit all day long. It's like I don't know what to say. But he probably also has zero stress. Well, he has a way of letting shit roll off his back. I mean, he had to have some stress, and that guy shot at him. But even then, he gets hit in the ear, and he stands up and yells, fight, fight, fight.
It's like, is this a movie? Are we in a movie? Is this like a simulation? And then his ear healed up like Wolverine. Bro. It healed up pretty quick. You can see a little mark on it. There's a little tiny. If you look at it, like when he was right there, I go, let me see it. And he leaned in. You could kind of see.
The ear's filled with blood vessels. That's why I bleed so much. Nobody talks about it anymore. No. You know what else nobody talks about? The guy who blew up the cyber truck in front of Trump Tower? What happened to that guy? I don't even know what you're talking about. You don't know that story? I don't follow any of the political stuff. Well, this isn't even political.
This is a weird story. It's a guy who was like, now, is it being confirmed that that's him? Let's pull up the story because I don't want to do it any misjustice. But this was after the election, correct? Yes, definitely. It was real recent. New Year's Day. Okay. New Year's Day. That's how crazy the news cycle is. Like you forget what day things happen.
Like was that a year ago? No, it was last week. Oh, all right. There's like something constantly bombarding you all the time. So this dude. That dude? Yeah. What is the story behind him? He was a Special Forces guy, right? And he was in, I think he was in a television show with Tim Kennedy. They had like a Special Forces TV show where they did something.
So this guy's like, you know, he's an operator. He's like a serious soldier. Why a Cybertruck? And he allegedly committed suicide with a large handgun, a Desert Eagle. He rented it. Okay. Large handgun and blew up this thing. It says self-inflicted gunshot wound. The whole thing's weird, man. Nobody could imagine him doing this. everybody's saying it doesn't make sense why would he this guy knew how to make bombs why
would he make a shitty bomb like that that doesn't even blow up the building it just blows him up in the car and why would he do it in a cyber truck which is like the most durable car you can buy like that whole thing the cyber truck you saw that video where i tried to shoot an arrow through it My arrow exploded that thing's solid steel So why would you blow yourself up in a solid but you would get a convertible and fuck everybody up, right? You if you're gonna blow up yourself in a car and you want to do the most damage You'd have a car that you'd want to blow apart those Tesla's contain the entire explosion Yeah, I mean was it he'd leave some kind of manifesto. I don't know if you left a note. Did he leave a note? I think so, yep. They probably found it like barely smoldering outside. Look, it's like, remember when they found the terrorist passports?
The planes went into the fucking World Trade Center, blew up in front of everybody's face, just a gigantic, enormous pile of fire. And yet this dude's passport just barely singed on the outside like a Bugs Bunny cartoon falls to the ground. That's what the whole Sean Ryan thing was about because they sent the email and then that was did the guy write the email right? That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right now. I remember god I forgot Sean Ryan was about involved and then people were saying that he didn't that guy didn't send that to you You got hoaxed and then Sean Ryan proved that the guy did send that so he was saying some stuff in there about drones and What was he saying? Let's put up what he said, you know what I realized man shout out to Sean Ryan It said, in case I do not make it to my decision point or onto the Mexico border, I am sending this now. Please do not release this until 1 Jan and keep my identity private until then.
First off, I am not under duress or hostile influence or control. My first car was a 2006 black Ford Mustang V6 for verification. First of all, that's not true. That was not his first car. No? No, he had a different car. We'll find that out in a second. Put a tab on that Jamie what we have been seeing with drones is the operational use of Gravitic propulsion systems powered aircraft by most recently China in the East Coast, but throughout history the US Only we in China have this capability our open location for this activity in the box is below China has been launching them from the Atlantic from submarines for years with this activity recently has picked up as of now
It is just a show of force and they are using it similar to how they use the balloon for sick Siggint Siggint how do you say that sigint and ISR? Which are also part of the integrated comm systems. There are dozens of those balloons in the air at any given time the So what is because of the speed and stealth of these unmanned aircraft They are the most dangerous threat to national security that has ever existed They basically have an unlimited payload capacity and can park it over the White House if they wanted to. It's checkmate. U.S. government needs to give the history of this, how we're employing and weaponizing it, how China is employing them, and what the way forward is. China is poised to attack anywhere in the East Coast.
I've been followed for over a week now, likely from homeland or FBI, and they're looking to move on me and are unlikely to let me cross into Mexico. but I won't because they know I am armed and I have a massive VBIED. I think that's vehicle something. Oh, you know, you're a military guy. I've been trying to maintain a very visible profile and have kept my phone, and they are definitely digitally tracking me. I have knowledge of this program and also of war crimes that were covered up during airstrikes in the Nimraz province, Afghanistan in 2019. by the admin, DOD, DEA, and CIA. I conducted targeting for these strikes of over 125 buildings.
65 were struck because of CIV, CAS, that killed hundreds of civilians in a single day. U.S. FORA continued strikes after spotting civilians on initial ISR. It was supposed to take six minutes and scramble all aircraft to CENTCOM. The U.N. basically called these war crimes, but the administration made them disappear. I was part of that cover-up with USFORA and Agent Redacted, they cut his name off, of the DEA. So I don't know if my abduction attempt is related to either. I worked with General Miller's 10 staff on this as well as the response to Bala Murgab, AOBS commander at the time, redacted.
okay he said you need to elevate this to media so we avoid a world war because this is a mutually assured destruction situation so he gave his uh linkedin for vetting uh active duty you know he he get his profile the whole the whole deal now the problem is that was not his first car so google what his first car was but why why why lie about that because somebody might not have known like if you ask like there's a lot of people that say what was your first car and a lot of people don't know i've said it publicly but like how many people know what my first car was right right so if you're a dude and you're hanging out with other dudes like i don't know what you're suggesting someone else wrote that yes uh yeah i mean if they get the car wrong yeah yeah i mean that's a hell of a that's a hell of a detail to get wrong here i had my first car was a 1973 chevelle but i only had it for like two days it broke down and the guy sold me a lemon and i got my money back he came and got his car i think he knew he fucked me you know and then my next car after that was a 1968 oldsmobile
so i remember i know what my cars were like you're a kid you get your first car you know what your first car was. Yeah, of course. Bitch, if your first car was a 2007 Mustang, everyone's going to know. You're going to tell everybody, right? Yeah, you're not going to forget what your first car was. You're going to know. You're not going to be confused. You're not going to be confused as to what was your first car. You'll pull it out right away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I've never seen anybody get that wrong. Your car is like the first time you have freedom. You can't believe you can just drive anywhere you want you go to your friend's house like dude i can drive it's one of the wildest experiences i remember clearly just learning to drive and how wild it was you could just drive we're so used to it we're basically riding around in amusement park rides you would pay a lot of money to ride in like your car that audi bro that's like you're in a you're in a super capable sports sedan from 2024 so you're talking about like modern suspension and anti-lock braking system and everything's controlled electronically and you have a fucking super powerful engine it's all taught and it moves differently based on how the fucking ground moves like whether it's
shitty surface or smooth surface they just adapt to everything that thing's glued Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, those things are crazy. This world that we live in today is so fun. You would remember your first car. I'm having a hard time. This is one of the strangest searches I've had. Yeah. I'll add this to conspiracy. I can't find anything that's coming up with a date before, like, January 4th, which would only be a few days after.
I've done Google search and Twitter search. Twitter search didn't show anything, and I hit latest, and it's still not showing me anything recent. Damn, somebody wrote a whole article about how that was not his first car. I know, but it's just weird that it's blocking this stuff. Can you try the Brave browser? I don't know that it would have a—I'm on a website. I'm on Twitter. What was that proof that that wasn't? Twitter isn't giving me anything more recent than January 4th. So when they say about discrepancies, does anybody use the car as a discrepancy?
Because I definitely know I read that. No, that's not what I'm even bringing up. I'm sort of saying like the search is being manipulated right now. Like I can't search for this. What? That's what I'm trying to say. Ew. Like searching for his name in car was, I don't get anything in the last three weeks. That's weird. No one on Twitter is talking about it. Let me imagine this.
Is it possible that if there was a story like this and you were trying to like cover up discrepancies and you didn't want people talking about it, could you just flood the search with a bunch of other stories on it So that it takes so many pages to get to it that you never get it? I would argue, yes, you could. But I'm not seeing that. I'm seeing the opposite. I'm seeing no stories other than within the 48 hours of it happening. Wow. I find that odd. That is weird. I'll go to page two.
Bro, this is how shocked that I am. I didn't even know this happened. News isn't showing. It's like four weeks ago. How about just write, will you do me a favor and just write, Matthew Livilsberger, how do you say it? Livilsberger? Livisberger's car was not first car just say first car I did but let me ask you
just say first car was not a 2006 Ford Mustang I think that's too specific yeah that's too specific but just try was not first car was not a 2006 Ford Mustang I mean it's I'm getting the same thing
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I don't know, man. That's just highly advanced, man. I get tweets from two hours ago. The Cybertruck might have shot him. Shit. When I take off the word car from my search on Twitter, I get tweets from two hours ago. So there's still tweeting like crazy about it. But when I type in car, now it's old tweets. You get January 16th. Yeah. I'm on latest.
That's weird. You typed first car? I just typed in the word car. It shouldn't matter. Tell me the whole conspiracy, though. Try first car. I already did that. I know. I know. I reduced it so that it was less specific. But what's the rest of the conspiracy?
Incorrect after the first car discrepancies. Click on that. Show more. So, including incorrect reference for the first car Livilsberger owned. According to public records, his first car was not a 2006 Ford, contrary to what is mentioned in the email. This has led to skepticism on whether the email is real or fabricated. That's it. According to public records, that was not his first car. Well, show us the public records. Let's see. It was a BMW.
2008 one series BMW I would add wouldn't this just be registered under his name maybe he borrowed one maybe his parents registered I think they checked his parents cars too what about that 1998 is a full Mustang but it's 2006 is a big difference see right here why is Sean Ryan spreading an easily confirmed fake email if your first car was a 1998 Mustang would you say your first car was a 2007 Mustang the dates don't even line up so he had a 98 Ford Mustang why is is the BMW circled? Because, you see, the thing is, whenever weird shit happens, the first people to talk be full of shit. They're the worst people. So it looks like he didn't have...
Scroll down back again. So he had a 98 Mustang. Not a 2007. That was his first car. Then he had a 2008 BMW. And then he had a Jeep. He never had a 2006 Mustang. You can see right where he got divorced because he got a Mustang again. I'm back, baby! 2018.
2018, you got a Ford Mustang GT. That's their midlife crisis. You got the GT, too. Greg Fitzsimmons got it. He got it with the EcoBoost. He was telling me how much he loves it. I was like, I know, but you didn't get the V8. He's like, oh, gas mileage. I'm like, shut your mouth. What do you mean EcoBoost? Oh, it's a great engine.
Don't get me wrong. It's got plenty of power. In comparison to old cars, it's way more powerful. I mean, it's a fast fucking car. But the EcoBoost is just more fuel efficient. It doesn't have the same horsepower. And the GT has the Coyote V8 that has that rumble. Makes you feel alive. You know, when you rumble, rumble. You ever been in a red light with a guy in a Mustang and they take off and you hear that sound? Especially if he's got a manual.
My homie, when I was in the service, he had this fucking blue Corvette. I forget what year it was, but it was old. But he was obsessed with this motherfucking Corvette. And it was so fucking loud. Yeah. It was definitely like a 70-something. You know what I mean? Or a 60-something. It was like an old. Oh, the cool ones. Yeah, but it was like no modern technology in this motherfucker.
It was loud as shit. Corvettes are the only cars that looked good into the 70s. All the other American cars turned to dog shit. They became boxes. They became fuel-efficient boxes. But Corvettes always had that. And then eventually they fucked that up, too. And they made Corvettes flat and looked like a wedge. they look so stupid for a while but now they're back now they're better they're better looking now i think like tony's i think that these new ones the 2025s and 26s they're better than any other car ever any american car like the corvette zr1 it's greatest american car that's ever been
built really it's 1100 horsepower i don't know shit about it oh brian simpson you ready to look at this you got one no no no i don't have one but this is um google this this is literally the greatest American car ever produced. Buy a long shot. Corvette Z1. ZR1. It's got a giant wing on the back of it. It's literally a race car that you can buy. It has 1,100 horsepower. Or, excuse me, 1,064 horsepower. And this is not even tuned, right?
Guys are going to be able to do things with these things. You're going to get these Hennessy guys. Is this new? Yeah. You're going to get these Hennessy guys that are going to jack up the boost and make them even faster. These things are insanely fast. Insanely fast. And insanely capable. I don't know if they've got Nürburgring times on them but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the fastest American car ever. How much does that cost?
I think it's like $190,000. I think they're coming to Austin soon. Bro, this car is fucking insane. It has carbon fiber wheels. It's insane. And it's beautiful. Like, look at that thing. I mean, it's just a piece of art and engineering together. It's really it looks like what you'd expect from a
foreign supercar. From like Ferrari or McLaren or something like that. That's what it looks like. It looks incredible. I don't know how we get on the subject. Oh we were talking about how you remember your first car. Fuck. Imagine your first car is this thing. Your first car should be a Miata. Everybody should drive a stick
shift miata but you can't buy your because like like some people get crazy they buy their kids shit like that well you know it's like motorcycles you know i was gonna get a motorcycle license at one point in time and one of my buddies was gonna get it like a ninja i was like bro we shouldn't do that we shouldn't just hop right on some crazy bike that you got to get comfortable with the whole deal riding a bike bro if i told you how many of my how many of my friends or family that i've had to talk out of getting a motorcycle like like it's like that midlife crisis part where it's I'm like, hey, bro, you never rode a motorcycle. Like, you 40, you can't start now. I got real close, and then the universe gave me a whole bunch of signs. Bro, because even the best riders in the world will lay that bike down. Yep.
So it's like, you out here, you haven't ridden a bike ever or in 25 years. It's like, you're going to get fucked up out there. You ever see the one when the dude is flying down a country road and he hits a deer? No. Oh. Oh, this dude is like on one of those race bikes. Boom! Flying through the air. I saw one the other day where it was the other way around. It was like the end of a parade or something. And there were girls in the street and this guy, a bunch of motorcycles went by, but only one girl got hit.
Oh, God. But it was like. Oh, God. Oh, man. Vehicles. Yeah, but you can't. So you didn't see this thing today. A Blackhawk helicopter collided with an American Airlines flight over D.C. Over D.C.? Over D.C., yeah, and they plunged into the Potomac, and everybody's dead. And there's video of it.
There's a fireball in the sky. The helicopter collides right with the plane, explodes in the sky. Watch this. Boom. they explode and collide in the sky and then this is the plane it's crazy and it's only i mean it's not there's nothing fortunate about it but it's fortunate that it landed in the river and then it didn't land on apartment buildings you know and kill kill a bunch more people i don't even know how that happens i've never heard of something like that happening it's and then where did the uh helicopter emanate from where did it come from jamie probably andrews because this is a military helicopter andrews air force base i'm guessing i don't understand how that's possible i don't get it but i don't know anything about flying
man you know what honestly man it comes close to happening a lot fuck that's so crazy that uh A military helicopter collides with an American Airlines jet. And I don't think it was some kind of malfunction. It probably was bad communication. Somebody got wrong information. Yeah, maybe. Unless we find out that someone was on that jet. Like someone who had some gravity drive scientist. Some fucking dude who's at the forefront of quantum computing. and he's got a laptop with him that he's trying to deliver to somebody in Saudi Arabia.
This is why I checked out, bro. Because it's so hard to take everything serious because it's like, we live in such a ridiculous time. Like, that is, the chances are more than zero that what you said is the case just now. Right, more than zero. It's like, we live in a ridiculous, we don't trust anything. Right. I don't. So it's like, that could be,
because my next thought shouldn't be, I wonder if somebody important was on that jet. The other thought was that you can control those helicopters remotely. You don't have to have pilots. No, bullshit. You can. You can fly a helicopter remotely. Yes. They use artificial intelligence now not just to fly helicopters, but also to fly jets. And when they use jets that are controlled by artificial intelligence versus jets that are controlled by the best pilots we have, the jets can control by artificial intelligence win dogfights 100% of the time. Yeah, but they're going to fuck some.
I mean, listen, because all I have to judge— This is the tinfoil. We're putting on some tinfoil. Yeah, but all I have to judge my artificial intelligence is the Google Gemini and ChatGVT, and they be fucking shit up. Yeah, but this is just consumer grade. It's propaganda. This is consumer grade shit that didn't exist a while ago. You want some coffee? No, I'm good. And exists now. So here it is.
Blackhawk remote controlled demos have been performed by Sikorsky Aircraft and Lockheed Martin to demonstrate the ability to remotely control a Blackhawk helicopter. These demos have shown the potential for autonomous flight and the ability to perform missions without a pilot. Okay, but here's the other thing now. But this is the thing. If it's such a super sophisticated piece of equipment, how is it not, if it is being piloted by a person, how do they not have sensors that detect where the planes are? How is that even possible? That you could be in a place where planes are flying 500 miles an hour, left and right, all over the place, landing and taking off, and you're going to fly through that and you don't know where the planes are? That seems insane. That doesn't even seem possible because how could you exist as a military aircraft if you don't have a comprehensive analysis of everything that's around you all the time? We have sensors. We put them on jets. Why wouldn't we put sensors on the helicopter? They probably do have them.
So why didn't it work? Wow. We're going to find out pretty soon. Or we'll never find out. But everybody's dead, right? So how do you know when everybody's dead? They think the pilots are dead of the helicopter? I believe there was – was there supposed to be two people in the helicopter? Four? Three? three people in the helicopter and was it like 60 or 70 people 60 people in the plane are dead
and only 60 people on a flight on a small flight yeah mostly a figure skating team fuck man oh yeah because that's the thing I was like it would have to be a group of people because if they just wanted to take out one person wow why why waste a helicopter like there's better ways to kill one person yeah well also you want like the worst press possible kill a plane filled with young figure skaters the sweetest most delicate people like twirling around on the ice i mean we think of them like they're almost like superhumans you know they wouldn't even want to think about that's why like when that tanya harding nancy kerrigan shit went down nobody would want to believe it's possible the figure skating community's got thugs remember that yeah the figure skating community tries to take out people by breaking their knees? And that shit was ripe for comedy
for like five years. Yeah. People get vicious about shit, man. People get vicious. But here's the other thing. It might just be incompetence. Most likely it's incompetence. Somebody was just fucked up. Most likely someone made a mistake. Most likely. But in this day and age,
when you know about things that have happened, you know about false flags, you know about all kinds of shit that happens, you always got to wonder. And if we do find out, Here's worst case scenario. What if a foreign government has figured out a way to hack in to our equipment and they can get a helicopter to fly right into a plane? Oh, like this was a test? What if this is like proof of concept? See, I think a better conspiracy would be if we found out that it was like that like Delta was behind it. You know what I mean?
Delta tried to take out American Airlines? Like Alaska was like, yo, we're going to fucking ruin their reputation. But if you were a foreign country and you wanted to demonstrate that you have technical superiority over people, how would you do it? Well, first of all, you'd lay the groundwork, right? This is one thing they definitely did, right? Where's that lighter, bro? Got that? Thank you, sir. You lay the groundwork. And the groundwork is sell them all the shit they need. Sell them all the shit they need.
And some of the shit you sell them, put a little backdoor in there. Put a little backdoor in there. And they've been doing that. That's a fact. That's why Huawei was banned from the United States. They banned Huawei phones. They were the most sophisticated phones. They were coming out of China. They were so good. They were great. I've talked this before.
Forgive me if you heard it before, but I tried to buy a Porsche design Huawei phone. It was an amazing phone. It was like so much more advanced than iPhones. It had a bigger battery. It had like a 100 megapixel camera. And then right before it was coming out, they put the ban. And then there's all these national security concerns and Huawei is like spying on Americans and something about their routers and their systems. They figured out there's like backdoor possibilities that were engineered into these things. So they've sold us cell phone towers and computer chips and all this stuff and all the components that you need to run your AI. so wouldn't it make sense that
if they're a part of it they're integrated into it physically and we know they put back doors on things wouldn't you put back doors on the stuff that you're putting into jets wouldn't you pack it's like who's making that stuff who's making all those electronics that are inside the jets I think we make those do you think we make the chips do you think we make the chips do you think
do you think we make what do we make? Do we make the hard drives? Are you sure? I don't know. I don't know. Do we make the processors? It just seems like it would be the smart thing to do. It would be a very smart thing to do. But do we make the processors? Or have there been installed some sort of electronical back door into
almost everything that we have? Almost everything we have. Anything could be taken over. I think that it probably is the case, but it's definitely our government doing it. You know the Michael Hastings story, right? No. You don't know that story? No. This was a guy who was a journalist who was writing for Rolling Stone, and he goes over to Afghanistan? Was it Afghanistan?
Goes over to Afghanistan and gets stuck there because of the volcano. So the volcano in Iceland, I think? So this volcano blows up, and the sky is covered with dirt. You can't see for, like, weeks, so you can't fly. So he can't leave there. So he gets stuck with his troop. He's embedded with these troops. And they get loose. They get loose. They start saying things. They start talking shit about Obama.
The general talks shit about Obama. And then this guy puts all this in the story. And he puts all this in the story. And they thought he was like one of their homies. We're just hanging out. We're just boys. He's not going to write about that. I mean, by the way, I wrote about all that shit. You get these 20-year-old kids. They're deployed at war. And of course they're going to talk shit.
They're kids. You get the generals hanging out with these guys. They're gonna talk shit. They're a bunch of men out there doing war So he has to step down and he the general is one of the most beloved generals in the military And then this guy is terrified for his life and his open reporter the reporters terrified for his life Because he's been threatened to do so then he dies on Was it Laurel Canyon? La Brea he would he dies on La Brea going Oh Melrose and Highland I'm watching the video right now, but that's... Either way.
Either way. Point is, he's in L.A. He's going like 120 miles an hour, and he goes straight into a tree, and the car explodes. The car explodes, and watch how fast it goes. Look at this. He just hits the gas, and boom, runs into a tree and explodes. Had said, you know, if anything happens, I didn't kill myself. And then the question was back then, so was this 2005? 2013. So back then the question was, do they have the technology to take over vehicles? And if you ask people that are honest, the answer is yes.
Yeah, they do. There's a way to do it. It's not impossible. It's not like, you know, breathing underwater. It can be done. whether you have to get access to the actual car itself and put something in there I don't know it can be done that's why people
it's going to be a couple generations before people will be down with it being fully autonomous cars like you know we see all these driverless cars around this motherfucker all the time but it's like I ain't getting one of them motherfuckers yeah get the fuck out of here no way because if they wanted to kill you we saw that in the new Total Recall they did that where it's like all the cars drive themselves but when they want to find you they fucking stop your car pull you over you know fuck that everybody's terrified about that you know and
there's cars right now that they could shut off if there's a police chase that's what on star does right so like if you're in one of those corvettes i bet that corvette has on star does that corvette have on star so the what the way they sell you on stars they say well brian if someone steals your car we can just shut it off and you're like oh that would be good i don't want anybody stealing my beautiful car but the the other side of that is we could also just shut it off for other reasons right we can shut it off because we don't like you and we just decide to shut your car don't worry it says right here that that's illegal you could have the wrong political opinion depending on who's in power you know you want to give these people power because you don't want the other side to win but then the problem is now you've established that the government which is not always you, is going to have power. And they're going to just be able to shut your fucking car off.
Stolen C7 Corvette, disabled remotely by police using OnStar. Yeah, they just shut them off. See? That's a happy moment. Look at that. The sad moment is you've got a trunk load of meth, and you're making a run for it. They just shut your car off. Right. But imagine being a drug runner and getting all the features. Well, the drug runners always get caught going too fast.
It's the dumbest fucking thing you'll ever hear. They always get busted going like 16 miles an hour over the speed limit. What does it say, Jamie? Mandatory. It comes with mandatory OnStar subscription. There's no way around it. One of my favorite online lawyers, his name is Bruce Rivers. But he always saying, never commit a misdemeanor while you're committing a felony. You know? It's like, if you're moving cocaine, don't break the speed limit. Put on your seatbelt.
Yeah. It's just the dumbest. But you get these kids that are willing to do these drug runs, and they're cocky, and they're probably using. So they're probably taking a little amphetamines while they're driving to stay sharp, Brian. Can't get sleepy behind the wheel. And they're probably not the most reliable people anyway. They're literal drug runners. Like what they're doing can get them locked up for the rest of their fucking life, and they're probably going to make $2,000 for doing this. Yeah, and they have some cool stories. I mean, who's going to make the money? They're probably doing it for somebody else, right?
They're probably moving it for somebody. And they have to sell it, and then they get a piece, and then, you know, and then they keep doing it. And that's – they just have to hope they don't get arrested. And then they do it a few times, you get a little cocky. I mean, someone's bringing all this shit in. Like, how's it getting in? How many – if you're a cop and you're just out there looking around, how many of these moving trucks have fentanyl in them? I think the CIA is bringing most of it. A bit of it, for sure. Because who stops selling drugs when they get away with it? Nobody.
Right. Why would they stop doing that? Right. Now they just know how to not get caught. Well, maybe they probably work with people. Because please believe, if we really, really wanted to stop drugs, it would be extreme, but we could. But we don't know. It would be too hard. You'd have to take away too much freedom from people. They wouldn't stand for it, and they'd vote you out of office. I'm talking about to stop it from coming in the country.
Yes. You could stop it from coming in the country, but you're not going to stop a demand. The real problem is, just like the prohibition of alcohol, and I'm not comparing meth with alcohol, because I think most people that I know responsibly use alcohol. They take a few drinks. I mean, I know a bunch of people who have abused it. I know a bunch of people who had to stop drinking. But most guys that we're friends with, you have a drink. You guys want to do a shot? Let's do a shot. And then you go do your show, and no one's getting drunk every night. Right. I rarely see anybody drunk.
But if you're out there doing meth, there's a chance you're not engaging in, like, responsible meth use. there's a good chance if you're using meth you're going hard just micro dosing you're just going nah no one ain't micro dosing meth they're going hard i think meth gets you to go hard you're listening to fucking slayer in your car and you're fired up and you're making bad decisions yeah i mean you definitely just not thinking you're just doing but what is adderall adderall super close to meth super close it's an amphetamine for sure yeah it's not the same but it's it's in the hunt people do wild shit on that shit too especially if you take a lot of it
if you take a lot of it it might as well be meth and people abuse the shit out of everything tell them to take one they're going to take five or six I think the biggest problem is like most people's lives suck so bad that like drugs is their only thing that's true too that's instant happiness that's true you know what's so funny is
I think a lot of people assume that most of the homeless people on the street are homeless because they had a drug problem. But it's usually the other way around. They usually are fine when they hit the street and they start using drugs. Because what else the fuck are you going to do? Where else are you going to get happiness from? You're not warm. You're not safe. Well, there's probably a bunch of different scenarios there.
But a lot of it has to do with drug use. And a lot of it has to do with self-medicating. A lot of those people are just severely mentally ill and really should be in some sort of an institution. People are never going to stop getting high. No, they're not going to. I'm smoking a cigar right now. And I don't know what the solution is, oh, just legalize everything. I don't know that either. I would have said that five years ago. And maybe that is the ultimate solution, but the way it's implemented, because I think they tried that in Seattle or Portland or somewhere.
Yeah, they had to stop it. Yeah, and so it's like, but they also just went from what we're doing now to just everything's legal. Yeah, yeah, but they also, it's Portland. They're ridiculous. Those people are ridiculous. That was Seattle, right? No. Was it Portland or Seattle? Which one was it? It was Oregon that legalized everything, right? Yeah, I think you're right.
I think it was Oregon. Yeah, it was Oregon. So it was Portland. Portland's ridiculous. They're ridiculous. So if you just say you can just do drugs wherever you want, just do whatever you want, everything's legal now, everyone's just going to be brazen about it. You've got a culture that was demonized for so long, and you have a culture of mental illness where people are looking for something to get them out of this rut that they're in. And the only thing that makes them feel good is fentanyl or oxycodone or whatever the fuck they're taking. Whatever that shit that makes you lean over. What's that stuff? It's a lot of shit to do with it.
The stuff that they're doing yoga in the street. Trank. Whatever the fuck they're doing. These people, they're trying to escape, right? and the the idea that you just like leave them they're obviously like severely mentally ill like if we spend money on people with illness why don't we spend money on people with mental illness it seems like if you want to support medicaid shouldn't you support like mass uh medical uh assistance to most of these people because a lot of them are probably severely mentally ill and unmedicated and maybe they can be helped maybe someone can take them into an institution and There's somebody calling you a socialist right now in the comments. I am in a lot of ways.
I am with some things like the fire department. I think the fire department is a very socialist idea. We're all going to put our money into this one group of people that's going to act in the best interest of the entire community and put out fires everywhere regardless of who's got money or doesn't. Like if you're a poor person and you live on this block and your house catches on fire, they don't say we're not going to put that fire out. We're only going to put the big guys fire out. No, the fucking house gets on fire. Everybody agrees that that fire needs to get put out. So the fire people move. That's you spend your tax dollars. That's how I feel about health care. That's it's it's true.
That's a good way to look at it. It's like imagine the fire department could deny you when your house was burning. The problem is they're already making so much money doing it the way they're doing it now. And they've got a really good system. If I was a business person involved in that system, not just a human being with ethics and morals, I would say this is the way to do it. This is the way we're going to make the most money. Yeah. But people are tired of it. That's why people were cheering when that guy got shot, which is kind of fucked up. Here's the truth of the matter. Some shit just can't be for profit.
If we want it to be for the best, some stuff can't be for profit. The thing about that guy shooting that person that's the most disturbing wasn't just that a lot of people cheered for it. But the most disturbing was that people weren't mad. They weren't outraged. They didn't treat it like a regular assassination. It was like an assassination where he deserved it. Right. It didn't seem like a bad even even though people like that was horrible. It didn't seem like as bad a thing is like if someone shot John Lennon. Yeah. I mean, or not even a famous person. If someone just randomly shot some, you know, executive as he was walking out. You know how I reacted the same way when they got Osama bin Laden?
I was like, it's the same to me. Really? Yeah. Because you feel like that insurance guy was Osama bin Laden? No, but I mean they both are indirectly responsible for the death of how many Americans? Except he was doing it for profit. Osama was doing it for the love of the game or whatever. I do think it's a corporate capture issue. Because I think the culture of the corporation is to make as much money as possible and deny more people than the other insurance companies do. Like they had a higher rate of denying. Like you can't let people's grandmas die and let them stay in pain and shit and then expect them to have empathy for you. Did you ever see that one video?
I think we played it on the podcast where this woman talked about how she made a decision to deny someone care that they definitely needed. And she was thanked by the company. And then the guy wound up dying. And she knows that she could have given him the life-saving care. She could have approved it. And she was rewarded for not approving it. Like they were like, you did the right thing. so that's like the culture is not about it's see like what we're talking about earlier it's not really about health care health care is the arena in which they're playing their game but the real game is the people behind the scenes that are trying to make money and especially if you're doing something that is not you don't have a lot of meat it doesn't give you a lot of meaning to
deny people health care it doesn't give you a lot of meaning like you don't feel like you have a meaningful life so those people guarantee you they get addicted to material stuff they get addicted to getting a nice rolex i want to get the newest rolex i want to get a fucking ferrari i want to and you also gotta like it gotta it gotta switch up your whole ethic yep yep and you gotta somehow another placate yourself whether it's with drugs or with buying a new purse something you need new stuff you're not gonna live in a fucking log hut in the woods if you're living like that you're You're not going to be interested in starting your own fire and reading books by candlelight. Shut the fuck up. You're doing cocaine and you're trying to buy a house. You're surrounded by people that like, yeah, they're they're impressed by the shit you're doing, too.
And they probably all medicate. Everybody's on probably something that's like allows them to like not freak out all the time. Some sort of anti-anxiety medication because of what they're doing. And then they're not they don't feel fulfilled in life. You know, you don't you don't feel like that's a good relationship. between you and the way you make money and the way you interact with people. No, I don't think they feel guilty. I mean, some people might feel guilty afterwards. I don't think they feel bad.
I think they're medicated. I bet. Yeah, I bet you have anxiety when you're doing stuff like that. You probably need an SSRI. Probably need a little something. But it's like the easiest person to lie to is yourself. So it's like you probably feel like shit. You get that first paycheck and you start twisting shit so you could justify it. Like, well, you know, somebody would do this. And you also realize, hey, the rest of the public, they don't know.
They don't know. That's just the insurance business. That's the business. This is standard. Standard is a word they use a lot when they're trying to fuck you. People looked at it very differently than someone just shooting some other person. They almost looked at it like he deserved it. And it wasn't bipartisan. That's what I mean. That was the wildest thing about the whole thing. It was like you couldn't tell by any other information from anybody how they felt about it.
I just felt nothing, honestly. It was weird, too, because it gave a lot of liberal grifters the opportunity to celebrate someone getting shot and murdered violently, which is like should be the the complete opposite of the way they view violent crime. They should think of violence as being the last resort. Violence is abhorrent. Violence is not a part of a civilized society. We want kindness and compassion and want people to be able to live their life. You don't want violent murders on the street if you're a progressive. But a lot of progressives were cheering when this guy got murdered. Which just shows how many grifters and hypocrites there are. The thing is, I would, because for me, it just depends on who got murdered. I'm not rooting for a murderer.
But if certain people die, I'm like, well, you know. Well, I don't even know what this guy's relationship to that guy was. I don't know why he wanted to kill him specifically. And they haven't said specifically. I mean, there's a lot of speculation about was it a family member or, like, he had a back surgery that screwed him up. But, like I said, I only get the news that, like, rises, that's, like, forced in my face because I don't watch any of the channels. To me, it's different than, like, let's say some Iraq war veteran assassinated Dick Cheney. like that to me makes more sense that one makes more sense like here's a guy who knows that this guy engineered this thing where they lied about weapons of mass destruction led us into a war that ultimately wind up killing who knows how many people but i think people i think dick cheney would have got a better reaction than than this guy you think people would have been
sad that Dick Cheney got shot? Well, they would have thought it was very dangerous because whenever a vice president gets shot, everybody feels vulnerable. I think that's something that you can partisanize. Is partisanized a word? I think it's something you can make partisan. But like I said, this was special. That's what's special about this is... Everybody got fucked over by Trump. Everybody got fucked over. So there's people that love Dick Cheney or there's people that still hold those politics
from back then. I don't know if anybody loved Dick Cheney. That's why it was really crazy when Dick Cheney endorsed Kamala and they were all like, yeah. What are you talking about? What? That guy? What? You forgot? Yeah, but I just mean, I don't think he is as hated as, I mean, the truth is, nobody knew that CEO's name before this. But the whole business is hated. So it's like, he became the face of that.
And it's definitely apolitical. It's like, I don't know a single person that hasn't had an issue with health insurance. Yeah. Well, again, it's a business. It's a business designed to make money. And all of them want to make, I mean, they have an obligation. They need to make more money next quarter. What can we do? What can we do? They start denying people. And if you're using AI, like specifically to deny people, like, let's make this more efficient. Is that what's happening now? I don't know if that's true, but I've read it. I've read it that some insurance companies are using AI to deny more claims than ever. See if that's true. I wouldn't be shocked. Would you be shocked? If you're a company and you're trying to make the most money and you find out that there's software that will allow you to make more money and all you care about is making money, you're not really caring about health care.
You don't want people to feel it. If you did, you'd say, we should all make less money and give out more money to these people. We could, you know, accept more claims and we would have a much healthier world. and we would feel better karmically, right? Wouldn't that be nice if they thought like that? You'd have to own the company. You'd have to be like a guru, like a really calm, peaceful guru, and you would own the company and just have like an ethical insurance company and not give anybody's stake in it.
Don't let anybody like try to juice the system because they want to make more money. Oh, like not a public company. Exactly. Stay private. Stay private. Yeah, but don't you think the type of person that would even want to make an insurance company, I think you would have to be a certain type. Yeah, you have to be a cyclist. I should profit from suffering somehow.
Yeah, I should. Well, you're gambling, right? You're gambling that something doesn't happen to you that's more expensive than all the payments you give me every month for 10 years. Because I think if you start heading in that direction of ethical health care, eventually you're going to arrive at it. There shouldn't be health insurance. It should just cost what it costs. Well, it should probably be the same way
we treat the fire department. But if we're going to do that and people say, what about all these people that are obese? What about all these people that are eating bad food? Yeah. We've got to educate our society. We have to think of ourselves as a community, as a collective community, educate ourselves, and health care should be something that's paid for by the government. Insurance companies use artificial intelligence to automatically deny claims, which you can raise concerns about bias and inaccuracies, which can raise concerns about bias and inaccuracies.
If your claim is denied by AI, you can take steps to understand your rights and challenge the denial. Keep records. document all correspondence with your insurer including denial letters and any communication about ai lawyer can help you understand your rights and determine if the denial was made in bad faith like you're fucked yeah for most people especially people that work all day and you're dealing with this shit you're fucked i mean i think this is in california landmark law prohibits health insurance companies from using ai to deny health care coverage all right that's great especially like using it specifically to deny so that's california that's a great law The whole country should adopt that. Using AI to deny. Yeah.
I really think that the problem is that there's been a long history of profit for health care and that they go into it to profit. And the real problem with that is you want but you also want the best surgeons. Right. You want the best doctors and they have to be motivated. And most of them are motivated both by excelling in their practice and also by material possessions that reward them. Like doctors always have like a Porsche doctors ever Mercedes doctors have a nice house like you should be a doctor Brian You should be a doctor a nice doc doctors make a lot of money But they also have a fuckload of bills and they have a fuckload of insurance okay, so they have the problem with them is like liability insurance like liability insurance for malpractice insurance for doctors is crazy expensive
But don't doctor still make good money and they do but they're they're constantly moving people in and out of their office because they got a fucking heavy nut to cover every month yes United Health is facing multiple class action lawsuits over its use of algorithms its investment practices and its treatment of patients algorithm use claim processing United Health is facing a class action lawsuit over the algorithm it uses to process claims yeah yeah yeah monsters monsters but this is also Also because we've set up a system of profit. Now imagine if that system of profit existed for the fire department. Imagine if you had to pay fire department fees every month. And if you didn't and your house burned, they go, hey, Brian, we just checked and you don't have fire coverage. And so now you're fucked.
That sounds crazy. That's crazy, right? Yeah. I mean, I haven't seen it happen. So we agree that the fire department should be kind of a socialist organization. Yeah. Okay. Why not health care? Yeah. That's how I feel. But then the problem is, you know, Dr. fucking Grossman, he wants a Ferrari.
He's the baddest motherfucker for fixing knees. He fixes everybody's knees on the Lakers. He wants some money. Give him a Ferrari. He's the best. Yeah, but the problem with that is, like, how do you pay? How much does everybody get paid? Does the government just pay everybody the same way they're getting paid now? or does it become like a government job like you know like you're a a state appointed defense attorney it becomes like the nfl you know what i mean like not as motivated as some like super high-powered defense attorney that you know handles huge cases and knows the law inside
you know i'm saying it's like who's gonna fix you now because like my friends in canada they say yeah health care is free but like one of my friends she had to wait my friend jen she had to wait like a year plus to get an ACL surgery. And it's all fucked up still. So like for this ACL surgery, she's waiting like a whole year to get her knee fixed. I'm pretty sure, I hope I'm not speaking out of school. I'm pretty sure it was close to a year. And so she's got a bad knee for a year. Whereas like in America, you're supposed to be able to go to the doctor. The doctor says your healthcare is cut up. Yep. You definitely tore your ACL, Brian. Okay. Well, good news is you're covered. You know, you have a deductible, but this is your deductible. Okay. we can schedule you for February 16th. This is what we need you to do. No aspirin,
no this, no that, you know, don't eat within eight hours you get here. Cause you're going to go under, they tell you, they prep you for surgery. Or they tell you all of that. And then they go, Oh, actually you not covered.
Cause you didn't tell us about this thing from, yeah. Okay. Well I still need the surgery and I don't have, you know, $50,000. It's like, that's the shitty part. Yeah. Cause there's some people that like, they are healthy and they take care of themselves and they pay their,
insurance and then you know they get a tumor or something you know unforeseen yes 100 they're completely fucked they're completely fucked and it's like that shouldn't be possible well how about this fire insurance deal in california what happened like a giant percentage of those people that lost their homes in that fire they didn't have insurance these insurance companies pulled out of fire coverage oh bro did you also know there's fucking this fire's the same thing's It's happening in South America and Africa. Really? Yeah, just whole places burning the fuck down. I'm shocked that I'm not hearing more about that. Here's the thing about the fires. There's satellite video of those fires, all three of them starting at the same time.
You ever seen it? No. It's super suspicious. Super, super suspicious. There's satellite footage of all the three fires starting at the same time. Simultaneously. Yeah. You want to see it? Yeah. You need to see it because it's so creepy. I think it was arson.
I think somebody did it. Whether it was a schizophrenic person, a firebug. There's a lot of those people that are firebugs, man. There's people that are like actual arsonists. And when you get into the conditions that happen in the Santa Ana winds when California's dry. Like you remember when it was. You were there in 2018 with that big crazy fire, right? Did you see any of that on the 405? Yeah. It was insane. Yeah.
And I remember there being a big one probably like 2007, too, or 2008. The thing is, like, it doesn't have to be some crazy conspiracy. Like, people think it's a conspiracy, a land grab, this whole thing. Maybe, maybe. But also, people start fires. It's a known crime. In fact, one of the people that they arrested, he had a fake fire truck. So this dude was a known arsonist, I believe, from Oregon. he bought a fire truck with a fireman's outfit and was going into
these areas. That's actually hilarious. And he's an arsonist. So he's probably starting fires. He's an arsonist with a fire truck. How crazy is that? But some people are just out of their fucking minds, man. Including a lot of firemen. That's a problem with firemen. There's been firemen who have started fires. But it's wild that you I feel like if you go
to prison for arson. Like, you purposely burnish it. If they let you out, they should at least track you like they track pedos. Well, you've killed a lot of people. Like, if one of these, if someone, a human being was caught that definitely lit
these three fires that appear simultaneously, if a human being did that, they're responsible for I don't know how many deaths. How many people died? I think it's 25 or something like that. Yeah. 25 burned alive. How much damage?
How many people are going to die later? The damage, sure. Like, you're in jail for the rest of your life for everything. For the damage. You're in jail for the rest of your life. You owe $350 billion and counting. It's $350 billion of damage. And then Altadena's gone.
And are they still having the Grammys or whatever? I don't know. They probably are. Well, we did the UFC there. We did the UFC in the middle of the fires. Oh, wow. I didn't think we were going to do it. I was like, are we going to do it here? And Dana was like, we're going to do it. The Clippers are going to play there on, I forget what day, but earlier in the week.
And if the Clippers play, we're going to do it. Otherwise, they were going to do Vegas. They were just going to move everybody to Vegas if it got worse. Because they keep starting. New ones start. Oh, it's not over? No. There's one that's up in Santa Clarita. Somebody started one up there. Or something started one up there. The 2018, they know it was an accident.
Because they know there was a part. The part that cost $1. That one part failed. And it started a fire. A $1 part. Yeah, I think we're going to see more and more of this. It's getting hotter and drier. Well, they have to fix it. They have to fix it. You have to clean up the brush. You have to do what they did with the water, where they opened up the water from the north to come flow freely down to the south and not diverted into the Pacific Ocean.
Fill up the reservoir that you had that was 11 million gallons that was empty. Fucking psychos. Like, what are you doing? You clearly haven't taken the right steps if that can happen. It can be at least mitigated. You're always going to have those crazy winds. You're always going to have arsonists. You're always going to have things that fuck up or something starts a fire accidentally. But don't they do all that shit? Don't they do like controlled burns and all that stuff every year? Fact check old satellite footage falsely linked to 2025 LA wildfires.
Yes, it's saying. So what is that video of three fires starting simultaneously? Because people were saying it was the California fires. Is this the video? I don't know. It looks like it. It's just a picture, but this is from 2024's fires. These fires are in a different spot than the ones that just happened. So I don't know if that's the one. It's hard to say. This is the caption from the post.
So it's miscaptioned. So it's not true. What about the one where it shows a person starting the fire? Because there is one video where they think that they have an image, an actual image of a guy starting the fire. I think it was a person near it, but I'll double check. Whoops, just happened to be near it with a blowtorch. How about that guy? They caught that one guy. and he's like I was just lighting my joint he had a blowtorch in his hand and they made like a citizen's arrest
yeah but he might have been telling the truth nope dude had been arrested like 8 times he had vandalism all kinds of shit on his resume violent crimes I believe that don't mean he was lying well he was running around in a fire with a blowtorch hey bro put that down how you gonna light your shit a lighter he said he couldn't afford a lighter
bitch A lighter is a quarter. Yeah, that's wild. I mean, it's wild just to carry a blowtorch around. How much is a lighter? How much is one of them little Bic lighters? A dollar? Is that a dollar? Yeah, like a dollar. Maybe it's probably a dollar 20-something. See, if it's made in America, it's going to cost more.
All right? Otherwise, China's going to chop off our fucking supply of Bics. Who makes Bics? Am I guessing? See, in my head, I was thinking, like, you're in the house. You can't find a lighter. So you're like, I got a torch. I'm going to just use that. I'm going to run around on the streets. But you're saying he was, like, walking around outside. They found him out where the fires were with a blowtorch, and he said it was empty.
He said, Google, it's empty. It's like, even if you're telling the truth, your stupid ass deserves just the inconvenience. Yeah, he was a criminal. What was I just going to ask you to Google? I'm trying to find a picture of the satellite of a person near the fire when it started. Huberman filmed people starting fires. Andrew Huberman. He was driving down the street and he caught these guys starting a fire and filmed it put it on his phone So people are starting fires here because you got all these homeless people and crazy people and people that want to burn it all down Man, and while the fire is going on they feel like fuck it man. Let's fucking let's help this fucking fire Fuck these rich people. I mean, it's the palisades. They're like the richest people in all of LA
You think that's their motivations? Yeah, I think a lot of that for the arsonists. I think a lot of it is like, fuck society, my life sucks. I think a lot of people just, there's crazy people like the guy from Oregon that are almost like amateur firefighters, amateur arsonists. That's their side project. Did you see Chappelle talk about it on his SNL monologue? I didn't. Man, it's the best one ever. Yeah. Easy.
I know, I need to sit down and watch it. Everybody tells me it's awesome. Yeah, it's the best monologue I've ever seen on SNL. Well, he talks about Palestine. He compares Palestine to... Yeah, he pretty much went through all the major things that's going on. The Palestine thing is nuts. I watched a video yesterday of Gaza, and I don't know if you've seen flyover drone footage of what it looks like now. Nope. You want to see it?
Yeah, I want to see it. Or do you want to live your life from rose-colored glasses? Nah, I want to see it. I want to see it because I never see shit like this. It's crazy. You shouldn't go looking for it. Good. I won't send it to you anymore. no I don't mind people send me the news but I just don't actively go seek it out this is so depressing
if it's something I need to know somebody will tell me about it there's a lot of before and after videos where they show someone driving down a road before and they show what it all looks like now it's like the city doesn't exist anymore it's so it's like if way bigger than downtown Austin wiped off the map look at this
this is crazy so this is flying drone footage over gaza city and it's just everything's destroyed everything's destroyed it's like a like a nuke went off look at this from the sky when you look at it like as far as the eye can see just destruction everything's got a missile hole in it everything's collapsed everything's fucked up every now and then like one house and one building in between is untouched but most of it is fucking destroyed if i was the guy who lived next door to that house that's perfect i'd be like who did you pay motherfucker right he doesn't even get blown up once this is crazy crazy and this is right now right now and somehow we're being fed that this is the only way to do this and then somehow i know this is acceptable to get rid of hamas just to completely annihilate everybody. I mean, the number of people that are dead now is off the charts.
They don't even know how many. Bro, this looks insane. Insane. Insane. It's insane. And it's happening right now. This is how it used to look? Uh-huh. This is what it used to look like. Look at that. Shops and cars.
And now it's just destroyed. Everything destroyed. They bombed the fuck out of everything. Bro, this shit make you feel something. Well, this is like, this is never coming back. Like, this is like, they essentially like moved everybody out of there. Like, who's going to stay there now? What is all of this? What is all of the? What is that? What is all of it?
Tents. Oh, wow. Tents where people have to like stay in tents. And by the way, they might bomb those tents too. The whole thing is very scary, dude. because it's just at a level of destruction that's impossible to say that you support it. It's like, this is insane. These are human lives. How many people are dying here? Is this the only way to do this?
Is this the only way to do this? This seems crazy. Yeah. And how did you guys get to this point? Damn. See, man, see, Joe, this is why I avoid the news. It's because all the stupidest people I know are happy as shit. So I'm like, I just need to know less. And I can enjoy.
I think there's something to that. I just need to know less. I think we kind of need to pay attention nowadays. I think things are getting real weird. Real weird. Because you know what it is? It's the death of truth. It's hard to know what's true. You hear something, it sounds true.
And then you hear something else, go, that's not true. And then both can point you to links and studies. And you're like, it's just stressful trying to figure out what's correct and what isn't yeah that's on purpose i know that's on purpose that's uh they're they're doing a real good job of confusing people that's when i when i you know and everybody thinks they're right everybody thinks they're right yeah and there's also a lot of uh stuff that's going on behind the scenes like a lot of the way stories are amplified is to serve as a distraction from other things that are taking place at the same time
like they love to do stuff like that where they'll push out a story like some inflammatory story that really the design of that story is to get you distracted from other things that are going on simultaneously that's what i think a lot of this when i think about the ufo stuff i'm always like man this if i wanted something to distract the shit out of people this is a really good one not saying that that's what they're doing but it makes me the science heavy discovery yesterday no you were about to tell me at the beginning they fucking they had a um they they found a an asteroid. Oh, I did see this. And it had like most of the ingredients for life on it. Like all the amino acids.
Not all of them, but like all but three. And then all of, I forget what the big ass word this lady used. But I think this was a theory before, but it's becoming more and more likely that life was seeded by an asteroid or something. Yeah, that's a theory called panspermia. Panspermia. Yeah. And it also accounts for some things that don't fit in, like psilocybin mushrooms. There's something very alien about them.
One of the things about spores is that spores can survive like almost anything. They can survive in a vacuum. They can survive through space. Spores are insanely durable. And if you have the potential for all of these amino acids and different minerals, and there was absolutely salt on that, right? Wasn't there salt on that rock as well? I don't know. Let me see. I think there was a bunch of different elements of life on that asteroid. And why not spores?
And if, you know, some mushroom that grows on another planet where these human beings interact with nature through it, then it just lands here on Earth. Did you find it? Osiris Rex mission. So they found amino acids, nucleotide bases, minerals from salt water, and more. So that means it has all the building blocks of life, and it comes from salt water. And a chunk of it comes flying off. Isn't that nutty? Like, that's how a lot of things—they think that's, like, maybe how the water got here? That's one of the theories. An asteroid. Yeah, like comets.
A comet, yeah. That comets hit us, and that's where we got the water. Is that a real theory still? because they change those. You know, like they look at them and they go, well, maybe. Like now they're wondering whether dark energy is real. They think maybe time moves differently in between galaxies. Like they've got some like new theory. Yeah, I've heard, I think I heard Neil deGrasse Tyson talk about that recently. All of it is like, what are you even saying? Or like that gravity is different in different places, something like that.
They think that gravity and space-time moves differently in the voids in between galaxies and planets. Wait a minute. Who's saying that? Who's saying that? Like, what are you saying? I don't know. Right. That's what I'm saying, bro. They're thinking that's what accounts for the— I just need to know less because it's breaking my brain. That's why they're apart from each other.
It's not that dark energy is pushing them away from each other. I don't know. Because this is the theory of dark matter and dark energy. It's like 90-something percent of the universe is this theory. Right, right. So what does that mean? So if it's not that, then is 90 percent of the universe what? It's like just space-time moving in a different way? Like what happened? Yeah. I mean, science has been kind of killing it.
Well, they've got some new tools now, like that James Webb telescope. That thing's crazy. Remember when I first told you about it hadn't launched yet? And I was like, that's going to change everything. Well, I remember Duncan told me something about it a long time ago. He said they found something that they think is at least 22 billion years old. They found some star cluster or something that they think is 22 billion years old. So it throws the whole Big Bang thing into a tizzy. Is he talking about the Methuselah star? No. That's interesting, too, because the Methuselah star is actually older somehow than the entire universe, which doesn't make any sense.
It's like 14 plus billion years old. So it's like a little bit older than what they think was the Big Bang. But then didn't somebody recently, well not recently, but didn't someone say that it's still within the margin of error? Yeah, it's still within the margin, the Methuselah star is, but not this new discovery. So the new discovery for the James Rudd telescope is they found galaxies that formed too quickly. And they formed so long ago, like so far away because they could see bigger now, that it's changing like there's two things possible maybe we were wrong about how quickly galaxies form maybe they form way quicker or maybe the universe is way older than we think it is so maybe the reason why these things exist and then you could find them and then although there's things that like blink in and that they exist at one point in time and don't exist anymore they don't know what the fuck those are these red lights these red spots that they found in the
universe but they think that it's very people are very reluctant to commit right because they don't really know but the potential is that the universe is not 14 or 13 point whatever billion years old but maybe as old as 24 billion years old or maybe the next time you come here i want to be to the next time you have one of these these large krauss you want to be in here with michio cockles yeah because i love i'm fascinated by this kind of shit the problem with two people talking is like I got to like lock in on these dudes. I just want to listen. Yeah, but I'd want you to chime in too. With some of these people, you have to have one-on-one. Because even if I do two guests, everybody always has something cool to say, right?
And then someone else is talking and you want to... It's hard. It's hard to work it. And when you got someone who's talking about something very esoteric, very difficult to grasp, they're talking about quantum physics. They're trying to explain to you the dynamics of these subatomic particles. You're like, what? You need one person just locked on. Every time I hear quantum physicists talk, I never understand everything they say. Bro, I barely understand a fraction of what they're talking about.
Even when they're talking about other shit. Yeah. Yeah. They're operating on a different level. Let Eric Westen try to give you a fucking recipe. Oh, yeah. jesus christ man weinstein's crazy smart in a spooky way i know but he's like he forgets how much smarter than right he'll talk to you in a way that like you're like i don't even know what you're saying yeah but like i don't have that degree bro yeah well he has a theory of everything i do not understand it at all i don't know how many people could follow it i don't understand it but that kind of person that would sit around and try to create a theory of everything
he's of the belief that potentially we're looking at u.s made stuff that's like super advanced and that they put a lid on it somehow but why what would be the purpose of that because i think if you develop something in secrecy like they do all the time with like stealth bomber all these different things even the manhattan project you develop things in secrecy and then there comes a time where you you test them you use them you have them but then are you going to admit you have them because then the enemy is going to infiltrate they're going to find out you have them there's espionage they're going to steal your information they've been doing that forever we talked about these back doors that china has and all our electronics or potentially could have right how many things are vulnerable because of ai now how many things are vulnerable because everything's attached to the internet how many things can be hacked who fucking knows but the the reality is we're in like a very uniquely vulnerable position in terms of if someone did have that kind of
technology that could take over AI systems, that could kill the power grid, that could fly things through the sky autonomously that move at speeds that are impossible to imagine with conventional aircraft and can really, like you said, park it over the White House. Maybe part of what he's saying is true maybe he really did write that maybe someone wrote that and it's like some truths and some wacky shit to try to throw you off of the truth which is also a strategy that gets used when you have something that's like a real conspiracy you know what you do you attach it to a bunch of other shit like witchcraft voodoo fucking ghosts attach it to stupid shit make it sound crazy make it sound crazy yeah this these people came from the bigfoot is an interdimensional traveler who communicates with people telepathically you know add some stuff to It just makes it stupid but inside of it have like the truth They definitely do that they do that to make people's story seems stupid when they go and tell them to the press
Yeah, I mean that's what I would do if I was if it was in my interest to keep some kind of weird thing secret Tell people you just gonna sound crazy Well, if you were like abducted by a UFO you're gonna sound crazy What are you gonna do like you walk in the green room and you see and you see me changing heads I turn around like, oh. You've been a robot this whole time? Yeah, it's like, no one will leave you. Yeah, the new alien Romulus. Yeah. Have you seen the new one? Oh, yeah, it was great.
It's fucking great. Actually, I saw it. That was the first time I actually enjoyed one of those, I don't know, they call them 4D or D-Box. They got the smoke and all that shit. Oh, you went to one of those places? I saw that movie, yeah. Oh, that's a good move. Yeah, and the thing is, it's not a consistent experience yet, but that was the best one I've had so far. Especially when I realized you could turn the water off. Because when the aliens spray, some of the shit get on you and shit. It's like a spray from the ceiling.
And I was like, you know, I'm having a good time. But I don't want to get wet. But can I turn this fucking water off? But you can. I just didn't realize it for way too long. It was the first of these alien movies since the original that captured the spirit of the original one. Like the fear of going through the corridors, not knowing where that thing is, it hunting you, the way it got to those people. That was a good Alien movie. I think that was the best Alien movie since Alien 1. I think. Alien 2 was like that, though.
Yeah, but Alien 2, they were too easy to kill. I didn't like how they could just gun them down. But you're right. It was the same sort of, I don't know, Prometheus was kind of the same kind of spirit, too. Prometheus was pretty good. Covenant was better. I liked Covenant. Covenant was really good. Michael Fassbender, he's the shit. I didn't like Prometheus until the second time I watched it. Oh, yeah? Yeah, because it just wasn't what I was expecting.
Right. But once I saw it on its own merit... I think Covenant's better. Prometheus is pretty good, but they had this story to tell about seeding DNA and the operators. Oh, no, no. Covenant was the one where they landed. Yeah. Okay, yeah, that was great. The other one was the actual human-like aliens and their planet, and they have some war, and they all die. And this one guy comes to—remember? These guys.
Remember? That's Prometheus. I forget what they called them. They called them the operators? No. But it said no xenomorphs. But they didn't have a war. They were seeding other planets. They're going to do a Prometheus, too. It says no xenomorphs in Prometheus, too. Oh, they're going to have a Prometheus, too.
These could be old articles. I'm just. I hope they do another one. Stumble across. Because you have like a whole universe of alien possibilities now because they skip timelines and shit. You know? Like this one is like right after the Nostromo gets blown up. And they find it. And they find the dude. You know. You saw it.
Yeah. It's fucking good. Well, you know what was dope about Aliens 1 and what was the one? The one. Prometheus? No, no. Aliens 2? The latest one. Oh. God. What did I call it?
Romulus. So what they had in common was like the protagonist didn't know what they were dealing with. Right. So that's what they made it more exciting. Right, right, right. Because it was right afterwards. So people hadn't known yet. Yeah. And all the other aliens after that was like, Sigourney, we was like, I know exactly how to deal with these motherfuckers. Exactly. Right.
Get away from her, you bitch. Please believe me. Yeah. When she's got the fucking robot suit on. I didn't like that either. That thing would fuck her up in that robot suit. And then wasn't there one where like they like she gave birth to one? Yeah. Sigourney Weaver was probably the first woman that was the badass in the lead of a science fiction action movie. And it was 1979. Bro, speaking of which, yo, Charlize Theron.
It's a movie on Netflix. I have no idea why it wasn't bigger. It's called like She's a Mortal. Can you look it up? She's immortal? Yeah, she leads this team of immortals. And they're like mercenaries or whatever. So it's like a superhero movie? Kind of. Old Guard. Old Guard.
It's good as shit. Really? Yeah. Really? She's real good at playing like a badass. She played Furiosa. She killed that shit. Well, she also played Eileen Wuornos, that serial killer bitch. Yeah, she don't fuck around. She's a beautiful woman. She gained like 50 fucking pounds to play that person.
Really? Yeah, she got fat, shaved her eyebrows off, looked disgusting. Like, Charlize Theron is beautiful. She's, like, stunningly good looking. I've seen her in person. And then you see what she looked like in that movie. Like, you know the kind of courage that it takes to do that? I didn't see it. I didn't see it. Oh, you never saw Monster? Bro.
Okay, no, I've seen Monster, yeah. Monster's a great fucking movie. Shout out to my friend Patty Jenkins who made it. Wow. But that movie was like, no ladies do that. Like, Robert De Niro did that, you know? Marky Mark's done that. Stallone got fat for a movie. They'll do that. But for her, bro, crazy. And she looks just like that lady.
No, but I didn't see this. I was mixing this up with another movie called, look, I Pissed on Your Grave or something. Oh. Yeah, there's a revenge movie called I Pissed on Your Grave. I was telling you before, you know what's good? It's Nosferatu. Yeah, I'm going to go watch it. I'm going to download it for the plane, actually. I'm saying it right now, it's the best vampire movie ever. Ever. The best vampire movie ever.
That's a big statement. That's a big statement. I'm saying it. It's the best vampire movie ever. It's the creepiest vampire movie ever. So you're saying it's better than Blade. Blade was awesome. Blade was a superhero movie. So you don't count Blade as a vampire movie? It was a vampire movie in that the superhero had to kill the vampires, but it's a Marvel comic guy. I've known Blade since I was a teenager.
I was into Marvel Comics. So Blade's a vampire movie the way that Die Hard's a Christmas movie. Yeah, Blade was a badass martial artist who was half vampire who was fucking up vampires. He was the Daywalker. It's a fun superhero movie, more than anything. But the movie wasn't really about the vampires. Yeah, right? It was like they were the enemy and he was the good guy. That was the movie. The movie was essentially revenge. They killed Riddler.
Oh, shit. So what about the Teenage Heart, the Robbie one that kind of ruined it? Oh, Twilight? Yeah, that's bullshit. But do you consider those vampire movies? Yeah, those are vampire movies. All right, all right. They're fun. They're fun. If you're a girl, there's a lot of stuff that girls like that I don't like. I don't have to like it for it to be good.
Obviously, it made hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars. People love those movies. But you know, I'm not one of those people that's like, it doesn't have to be good for me to like it. Because there's a lot of people that like bad movies. Right. I can't get with it. Yeah, I'm not a fan of watching bad movies, but Nosferatu is good. There's the trailer for Nosferatu? Yeah. It's really good, dude.
It's really good. Like, for real, like, if you like a good old-fashioned horror vampire movie, and the dude who plays Count Orlok is the dude who played Pennywise in It. Oh, wait. And it's the best vampire ever. They're probably not going to show you anything in the trailer, what he looked like. But holy shit, dude, there's this one scene where you get to see, like, his whole body naked. This christian. Rises up out of the coffin. Spoiler alert. It's insane.
And not just creepy, but beautifully shot. Oh, I remember seeing previews for this. Oh, dude, it's good. It's good. It's good. And they're not going to even show you. Even in the trailer, they don't show you the vampire. And when you do get to see the dude, it's incredible. That's not real. That is like some fan-made shit. There's a video where you could see him.
Google Orlok So much of the shit on the internet is bullshit I'll try not to spoil it for Brian What, what he looks like? It's a big reveal in the movie I don't know Really? But it's based on the image, the way he looks Is based on the original Legend of Dracula Which was a guy named Vlad the Impaler Oh, he was real
Yeah, this is what he looks like in this But you gotta see it Like this is a very toned down version of it it's incredible but like if you like a good scary horror movies it's the best vampire movie i love a reveal it's a great reveal it's really good and it they drag it out like you get to see him kind of in the beginning and then then eventually you get to really see him and you're like oh my god and this isn't my take i've heard other people talk about it like this but that's the other thing that made alien great was like before it's like you don't always show the monster exactly exactly Because horror is like seeing the monster and how much it's going to definitely kill you. Yes. But terror is like knowing that there's some shit in here and I don't know what the fuck it is.
You need a little foreplay. Yeah, yeah. It's like I walk in. You need a foreplay before you get horrified. Why is Johnson dead? Yes. I was just in here with it. What the fuck? Why the wall built it? You know, that's the shit that makes it good. Exactly.
Exactly. And this movie does it perfect. Jaws. Jaws. That's why Jaws was such a hit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. Jaws was great. It still holds up. It still holds up.
You ever seen Predator? Predator holds up. That still holds up. The first Predator is? If it bleeds, we can kill it. No, no. My favorite line is when- Jesse Ventura? No, no. When they walk into the woods and the old boy keeps making noise, he goes, you fuck with this motherfucker.
He tell him, if you keep making noise, I'm going to bleed you. I'm going to leave you out here. I forget what the word is he used but he was like you telling everybody where the fuck we at by the way you moving, talking, tripping sliding. Yeah there's something about that the idea that a sporting alien would come down and hunt people that's uniquely scary. So many iconic scenes in there too. Oh yeah. The joint with a native
dude is like fuck it. Yeah. I'm gonna take off my shit I'm gonna cut my chest. That's a fucking dope one. The one where they where Arnold and Apollo Creed where they do this right here. So this is what's wild. That's a meme now. But just their arms.
And a lot of people don't even know that it's from Predator. They just see it as like that's the meme. I've tried to show that to one of my nephews. He was like, oh that's the that's like the cooperation meme or whatever the fuck they call it. They started getting silly with Aliens vs. Predator. Remember that? They were doing that for a while? There it is.
I'm here for that. Oh, that's an arm wrestling senior predator. Yeah, that's it. They're like, this is how two badasses say hello. Yeah, they have arm wrestling in the air. It's so stupid. It's so dumb. No, this movie was, the dialogue is crazy. That's back when Carl Weathers was jacked. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
You didn't know when to quit, huh? You didn't know when to quit, huh? What is this fucking Thai business? Oh, come on, forget about my Thai business. The way they acted back then was like it was a different form of language. It's like it seems so fake. If that was like a director today, like the same director that did Nosferatu, he'd be like, cut, cut. What are we doing? Yeah. Are you guys really meeting each other for the first time? Or is this like a play?
Come on. Convince me. Bro, the run that Arnold had. Oh, he did a gang of great movies. Like just action. Like he's the action star. Conan, bro. He did Conan. Conan the Barbarian. You know who was the best Conan though? What?
Jason Momoa. What? Jason Momoa did a terrible Conan movie, but he was the best Conan. Because he was the only Conan that looked like Conan really looked. Like Conan was like super muscular, but he wasn't a bodybuilder. He looked like a killer. He looked like a UFC fighter. He looked like Yuri Prohaska would be a good Conan. Like that kind of build. Like a big, strong guy, but not a bodybuilder. And also it's like the film was more stylistically appropriate to like the Conan lore.
What do you mean how Conan looked? In the books. Oh, I didn't know Conan was books. Oh, dude, I'm a super Conan nerd. Super nerd. There was like a comic book before? Yeah, well, it was a book. Robert E. Howard, he wrote books about Conan the Conqueror. And he created this whole like world of Samaria where he's from. and this whole lore of this one usurper who rises and kills everybody, and that's Conan.
And he slays dragons and monsters and demons and, you know. I think he comes back from the dead at one point in time. Like, he's the greatest warrior of all time. You know what Conan was for me as a kid? It was my first, like, John Wick. Right, right, right. Oh, this dude gonna fuck everything up. That's how the books were. Yeah. The books were incredible. The books were written by a guy who lived with his mom and committed suicide
So the dude is like he was getting he wanted his life sucked He was super depressed and he got thrill out of imagining him being Conan the Barbarian And conquering lands and and having sex with all these beautiful women and killing sorcerers They came up after he died no they were this is like in the 19 The 30s is when he wrote it. Yeah, it's a long time ago He wrote these books and then they turned him into comic books in the nineteen Sixties when did they start making Conan comic books? So then they had the comic books and then they had illustrated books and then I think that was the first Conan movie was Arnold. I think he was the first Conan movie and there's been a few attempts since then but no one has really captured the books the like stylistically except for like the jason momoa movie but the movie just wasn't that good it
just wasn't a someone needs to you need like a real like a robert eggers the guy who did this nosferato movie that's his name right it's robert eggers right the guy who did the nosferato movie that guy like that guy did a conan movie it would be sick but it has to be like a realistic movie it has to be a movie of this realistic warrior encountering these crazy things it can't be like cartoonish it can't be like i just have to believe this dumb shit too much suspension of disbelief it's got to be like a wild movie based the northman oh the northman was amazing Did you see that? Yeah, I saw that. That's exactly what I'm talking about. This kind of movie is exactly like what Conan would have to be. That movie's fucking great.
That's like one of the best Viking movies. It's not the best one ever. It's actually dark as hell. Really good movie. Oh, there's no good guys in that movie. No. That movie's crazy and probably representative of the real life of Vikings, the way they really lived. Because they were fucking ruthless. That movie's great. But it's also got like Supernatural in it. There's a lot of cool shit in that movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they believed in a lot of Supernatural shit. If that guy directed Conan, holy shit. Then you would get to see like the real books. Because the Robert E. Howard books were great. So the same guy that did Nosferatu did Northman? Yes. Oh, okay. Yes. Bro, it's good. It's fucking good.
Nosferatu's one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. It's great. And it's so beautiful. The way it's shot is so beautiful. There's a scene when he's walking up to the castle. It's the creepiest setup of all time. It's so good. I don't want to ruin it. It's so good. If you like those kind of movies, I love those kind of movies. I grew up on monster movies.
I grew up on, like, you know, that's why I have that American Werewolf in London out there. I grew up on all of that. I'm here for monsters, action, revenge. Yeah. That's my kind of movies. Nosferatu cinematographer promises Robert Eggers' werewolf is unlike anything done before. Wow. A medieval werewolf movie. Oh, boy. And the primary candidate has never been used in a film. What does that mean?
Maybe the guy they want to lead it. Oh, yeah. The actor, the... Perfect. The subject, like the character of the... Oh. Wait a minute. So it's a new character. He did The Lighthouse 2? Yeah. Wow.
That shit was weird. And The Witch. Wow, that guy's done some killer fucking movies I'm excited about this werewolf movie I've been saying that forever Someone needs to make another good werewolf movie Like that Benicio Del Toro one Specific medieval image or tale of werewolfery That's being clipped close to their chest So it's like a story that hasn't been made into a movie yet Yeah, but medieval
So like candlelight, spooky It's gonna be awesome Remember the Jack Nicholson werewolf one? What was that called? Oh yeah, that was terrible With Michelle Pfeiffer That was so stupid but they're like, ah, it looked just like a person. I went and saw that. My family went and saw that, and I went and saw another, a different movie.
It was the first time that, because it was like a thing we did. We'd go to the movies like every other week. But my father, my stepdad, didn't give a fuck about no age limit, and they're like, you're going to see what we see. And this was the first time I was like, I don't want to see that shit. And I still ended up going in there after, because my movie was over before this. I think I went and saw Short Circuit 2 or something. Look, he's going and chasing after this deer. Ah, I'm a wolf. Look, he just looks like a regular guy.
It's so dopey. It's so silly. Like, look at this. They decided to make a horror movie that wasn't that scary. And he moves like the $6 million man. Look, slow motion jump, obviously a stuntman. And he's going to tackle this deer. And I'm supposed to believe this. I'm supposed to believe that this dude who just looks like a dude can run faster than a fucking deer. Look, he's running. It's so dumb.
He's flying through the air. Like, how does becoming a human that's part wolf make you this fast when you look exactly the same? He's on a tree. He flies and he grabs the deer. This is so stupid. It's so stupid. The owl's freaking out. This is crazy. This is crazy. Did you ever see the Benicio del Toro one? There's one good scene.
One good scene when the doctors are examining him, and they're trying to tell him that he's out of his fucking mind, and the doctor's speaking in one of those medical theaters, like they used to do in the 1800s, and he's explaining that this person has delusions, and they think they're going to be a wolf, and so we're going to show him by having him tied to this chair while the moon turns full, and we're going to cure him of whatever the fuck is wrong with his brain. So they have him in this thing. Give me some volume on this.
And once Mr. Talbot has witnessed that the full moon holds no sway over him, that he remains a perfectly ordinary human being, he will have taken his first small step down the long road to mental recovery. I can just feel everybody in this room about to die. Everybody's going to die. It's great. Oh, this is awesome. His father's a werewolf He witnessed his mother's self-mutilation. This young man that Aidan Recepted created a fantastical truth. That his father is to blame.
His father's a werewolf. Skip ahead or? Yeah, skip ahead a little bit. You moron. Tonight I will kill all of you. I will kill all of you. Yes, well, as you can see, my country is a disease of the mind. Existing somewhere in the deepest... Kill me. To him, it seems very real. The subject is a task.
The stone falls apart. The music is so surprising. You can't do it. What the fuck are you doing? I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Dr. Hunniger?
Dr. Hunniger? Dr. Hunniger? Dr. Hunniger? It seems to be locked, sir. It's in! There's a door! Open this door! There's a company! It's a great fucking scene. See, my only problem with it is it's not a scary enough wolf. Everything else is great.
It's not like American Werewolf in London. It's too much like the Wolfman, which is what it was kind of based on, like an updated version of the Wolfman. It's more like... The same guy who did that, makeup, by the way, did the American Werewolf in London. That was Rick Baker. It was like the Teen Wolf Wolf. It was, right? It was Rick Baker that did that, right? Yeah, Rick Baker. So the thing is, though, it was not CGI.
and that's what they were trying to achieve because there's a difference between the way it looks. When it's a dude with a mask on, it looks more realistic. It doesn't take you out of it. And there's something about CGI that even if the wolf looks good, it takes you out of it. The American Werewolf in London, you didn't get to see shit for a long time. It was deep into that movie, you saw flashes of the wolf. And Till was in Piccadilly Square and started killing people. Remember that? It's been a long time since I've seen that movie.
The guy turns into a werewolf in the movie theater. He goes to a dirty movie theater. So he's in this dirty movie theater, and they're playing porno films, and he's talking to his dead friend who's telling him he's got to kill himself. He's going to become a wolf and kill people. And his friend is, like, rotting. It's hilarious. It's very funny. And he turns into the wolf in the movie theater, kills everybody, and then bursts out onto the street and starts killing people in traffic. I do remember, like, there's a scene with a subway scene, right?
Yes. There's a subway scene where there's a businessman. He's trying to get away, and he sees it creeping up on him. That's a good scene, too, because you barely see the wolf. You see this guy running, and you know that it's coming after him. You see the terrified look on his face. And at the end of the scene, you see the wolf enter into the frame at the bottom of the escalator where this guy's completely exhausted and sliding down this escalator. You know the scariest movie I've seen recently? I guess maybe scary ain't the right word. But it was the sequel to X.
The sequel to X? And I'm forgetting the name of it. Yeah, not Malcolm X, but the same girl played in both movies. You know what I'm talking about? It was called... She was like a... Okay, yeah, so the sequel to this movie... So what is X? It's about like... It's a slasher film? Yeah, it's a slasher film, yeah.
But the sequel to it, because I never saw that when I saw this. Okay. I still haven't seen X. So X... What's it called? Maxine. Maxine with two X's? three X's? No, no, that's not it. It's not Maxine. Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought I had to screen up shit. My bad. No, that's not it. It said it was a sequel right here. No. It's on there? It's got that same girl in it. Who's the star it is? Pearl. That's what I mean. Oh, so Pearl was a prequel.
Oh, okay. I didn't realize. Okay, so Pearl came out. I saw Pearl before. I haven't seen any of the rest of these. This shit is, I liked it. And she's a serial killer? She's insane. No, this is not very true. But it's like, you kind of know she's the monster the whole time, but she doesn't become monstrous. It's kind of the same thing.
And she's cute? Yeah, she's cute. She's adorable at first glance. See you now. I want to be special. Dancing up on the screen while the pretty girls in the picture. I will not let you leave this farm again. I'm worried there may be something real wrong with me. Rumor has it they only take one gal per town. We're looking for someone with X factor. It has to be me.
How about a film nobody else has seen? Is it legal? It will be eventually. I know what I've done. The other day is making a huge mistake. Terrible, awful, murderous thing. Help me! I want to be loved from as many people as possible. But truth is, I'm not really a good person. Jesus Christ. Yeah, bro.
You want to talk about like a... This looks psychotic. Like this bitch is just slipping into insanity further and deeper and deeper and deeper. I just don't think you should show this to America right now. You know what I'm saying? Like after Luigi, after people celebrated Luigi, we don't want to like glorify people that just go on killing rampages. It wasn't a rampage. In fact, you know, that's the thing. That's the thing I respect more is that the people that shoot up a place, it's like if you mad at somebody, go after them. Why are you killing people that have nothing to do with your beef?
Right? At least he was specific. He didn't build it. That's another one that's been memory hold. The New Orleans guy just ran over all those people. What New Orleans guy? You didn't hear about this? No. This was how long ago, Jamie? That's the thing. New Year's Eve, they were within eight hours of each other.
So this New Orleans guy turns down Bourbon Street and just runs people over ran over like 200 people Bunch people got fucked up bunch people died. How many people died? I think at least 14 less I think like 200 people were injured 14 people dead Or more he was in a cyber truck too. Yeah, and he was also No, he was right. Yeah, sorry not a cyber truck, but he was also one of the guys from Fort Bragg like we were talking about it yesterday with Metzger. Metzger will get you to believe in conspiracies. Bro, Metzger will take you down some rabbit holes. He just hit you with so many, though. So many in a row. I can't even get it.
That's like his entertainment. Oh, you didn't know? His entertainment. Oh, yeah. It's his life. And I'm on the complete opposite end of the spectrum. Exactly. I like to hear people that's into it talk about it, but I'm never going to go look it up. Yeah, well, luckily, you know, Kirk gets it. If you're like, dude, I can't right now.
I can't do this right now. I've got to go on stage in five minutes. I can't hear how many people Hillary Clinton killed. I think he probably is abreast at every conspiracy theory. Right, but he believes a bunch of them that are kooky. He and I have had some conversations about ones. I'm like, why do you believe that? That one doesn't make any sense. Because the primary belief is that
the official story is bullshit. 100%. Which is probably true a lot of the time. But the way you run into logical trouble is just because they lying don't mean that the first alternative that people give you is the truth. Right. Like some kooky YouTube video. Yeah. That's got it broken down. So it's like they don't want you to know. I saw, bro, did you see this shit? You know Godfrey?
The comic? Yeah. So he had, I forget the name of the scientist, but he had a scientist come on and debate Lord Jamar. Lord Jamar is a flat earther. and it didn't go well. Of course it didn't. That doesn't make any sense. Was that that Professor Dave guy? Yeah, Professor Dave. Yeah, Professor Dave's done quite a few of those. He's doing the world a nice favor.
Yeah, but bro, imagine that being your whole life is just opposition. Well, to what? To bad science. It's to people getting led down a bad road and believing something that's uniquely preposterous, that the earth is flat. You know Christopher Hitchens, right? Sure. He made his whole career debating Christians and Muslims. He would go to their churches and debate their leaders.
And somebody asked him one time, like, hey, if you could snap your fingers and make all religion just go away, would you do that? And he was like, honestly, no, because I just like arguing with them too much. Or something to that effect. Those weren't his exact words. But it was like, I think you got to be a special kind of person to be like, no, I want. all the smoke. I want to argue directly with people that I don't think. Well, Christopher Hitches was uniquely brilliant, and he was so good at forming arguments and sentences, and his grasp of the language was so expert. He was a great speaker. Amazing. Amazing speaker. So that he would have these conversations with these people, and they'd be woefully underprepared.
They couldn't handle—he also has an incredible amount of knowledge when it comes to religion, whether it's Christianity or Islam, and he'll call out everything that has ever happened that's terrible that every one of them has done, and he knows that information at the tip of his fingers at any given time. I grew up religious, and he was the one that made me be like, oh. He makes some very, very, very compelling logical arguments. There's also the problem with religion is that there's so many of them, too, and they're so different, and they all think that they have the right one. That's a real problem. But I think the desire for religion seems to be a part of the structure of our thinking.
It's like one of those things that reoccurs everywhere there's groups of people. There's a desire for meaning and then there's a connection to a higher power that we all seem to agree is not just likely, but you feel its presence every now and then. But also it's like we're puzzle solving creatures. So it's like the need to have an answer to the puzzles. Oh, yeah. And also to have a daddy. We always want someone who is above us, whether it's the president or the mayor or your father, whoever it is. You want some person who's looking out for you and is watching over everything and has a plan for all of them. Wait until your God gets home, young man. Yeah. God is watching, you jerk off.
Oh, man. That fucked me up for a little while when I was like, you know. I was watching all the time? Because we used to go when I was little. There was a church that was also a school. They were a Christian school, but on Sunday they used the school buses to go pick up kids, just like school, but it was for church. And we got sent to that. It wasn't even the church my grandmother went to. She just sent us to this one. What is better, an overly religious childhood or a childhood filled with crime and violence? Clearly overly religious, right?
That's better. because you can learn your way out of some stupid shit that they talked you into when you were young, depending on what the religion is. But crime and violence gets you killed. Someone else gets killed. You go to jail. It's not good. Like, it's definitely better in terms of, like, what is more compatible with society to grow up very religious with very strict rules. And then maybe as you get older, you sort of recognize that. I mean, doesn't it depend on which religion?
It does. It definitely does. it definitely does I mean you have some religions where you get a gang of wives woo that sounds like more trouble than it's worth yes well that's the reason why the Mormons moved to Mexico they moved to Mexico what you mean you don't know about that they're not in Utah no more listen when Mitch
what's his name the fucking guy ran for president Mitt Romney Mitt Romney that's why I was fucking up Mitt Romney Mitt Romney's dad was born in Mexico. So his dad couldn't be president. But Mitt was born in America. Mitt Romney's family was Mormon. And they moved to Mexico in the 1800s because of
religious persecution. And part of that was polygamy. They made polygamy illegal. So these guys, well, fuck it. This is like the 1800s. They're like, Mexico ain't no different than America in the 1800s. Before cars, everyone's on a horse. You got a house. Whatever. Same shit. Let's go to Mexico. So they went to Mexico. And to this day, they have giant Mormon compounds in Mexico. And then recently there was a situation like they're armed to protect themselves against the cartel.
It's like wild shit goes down. And one of I think it was like a family was killed. I think it might have been an accident. The cartel mistook them for someone else or someone did. And there was like this real problem. Did it get revamped? I don't know what happened. and I don't remember how the story went down, but I remember it was a big international story, and then everybody was like, wait, what's going on? There's giant camps of armed Mormons in Mexico?
Yeah, they don't fuck around. Why did they move to Mexico? And that's why they moved to Mexico, because they have religious freedom. They don't fuck around. You know, religious freedom means... They have the forefront of shit. I bet you the Mormons got an app. Oh, they probably have an app. Yeah. But that's the story, right?
That they were killed by the cartel. I think it was a woman and her child was killed by the cartel. Six children. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Attack on a group of Mormon families in Mexico. So nine women. Scroll back up. Nine women and children from a Mormon community in Mexico were killed while traveling in the three car caravan south of the U.S.-Mexico border on Monday. Three women and six children, all with dual U.S.-Mexican citizenship, were killed in the attack. Security Minister Alfonso Durazo said in a news conference Tuesday, here's what we know about the attack. The victims were all shot while in the vehicles while driving. Investigators believe the three vehicles traveling between the Mexican states of Sonora and Chihuahua were ambushed by criminal groups Monday, Mexican authorities said. Women and children between 14 years old and 10 months were massacred, burned alive, LeBaron said.
Mothers were screaming for the fire to stop. They were driving together for safety reasons, said Kendrick Lee Miller, whose sister-in-law was killed in the attack. The family was supposed to go to Miller's wedding next week in Lemora, she said. Wow. How'd she know they were screaming? Was she there? I don't know, man. I don't think everybody died. Five children who were hospitalized in Tucson will survive, while Jessup, whose son married Donna Langford's daughter, told CNN, Willie Jessup, excuse me, three of the children have very serious injuries, but two others could be discharged soon.
And they wasn't connected to that dope shit? They got to be. Well, I don't know. I don't know. They said it was a mistake of mistaken identity. But they always say that. Because this is why that don't make sense to me. Oh, no, no, no. They don't say that. It said it's not clear if the attacks were specifically targeted or if the family was a case of mistaken identity. You don't accidentally shoot the wrong caravan.
I mean, what's the chances that another caravan look just like yours? Well, here's what it says. It said Castaneda said there were longstanding tensions between the families and the cartels. He said one of the women killed was an activist and there were frictions over water rights. Oh, Jesus Christ. whoo scary dog um i mean it's scary for whoever lived down there yeah i feel pretty safe where i'm at yeah but imagine living in a place that's controlled by the cartel like you know the government has its faults in the united states but it's a superior system but hasn't the mexican government like started cracking down on the cartel uh i don't know they did that shit somewhere i mean i'm pretty sure the dude is a dictator but he just he just locked everybody up venezuela It's Venezuela?
Yeah, they literally imprisoned all the gang members. They just locked every single—even if you was associated. They made these giant prisons, and they just filled the prisons up with gang members, and the crime just stopped. But that was the immediate effect. Is that still the case now? I don't know. It's a good question. Is that what they're going to do forever? They're just going to keep these guys in that cage for the rest of their lives? That's expensive. It is expensive, but is it less expensive than letting them wreak havoc and ruin your entire community?
I don't know. It's a very totalitarian thing. That depends on who you give a fuck about. Well, it also depends on how many of those people were set up, how many of those people weren't actually in a gang, how many of those people were like, maybe somebody doesn't like you. Probably a little bit of that going on, too. In that type of situation where it's like a drastic change and they rounding up hundreds of thousands of people, there's going to be a couple of revenge joints slipped in there. Yeah. Oh, damn. Sorry, Jorge.
I accidentally put... Yeah. Crazy. Oh, El Salvador. It's not Venezuela. It's El Salvador. Look at that. Oh, my God. They just said, fuck it. We're just going to take crime down to zero. So, is this life in prison?
Well, you know what, man? I mean, is this better? It seems like it's better than having the criminals run society and kill everybody. I mean, but at least, like, get them on some bicycles, provide free power or something. I don't know. and what have they done you know but also if you grow up in that community what are you going to do like if you grow up and your whole family's involved in the gangs like what do you do like you're you're literally guilty by birth you know if you grow up in those communities and that's all they've been doing forever what do you do what do you do you know how do you sustain that too right i guess if you have enough money because now you don't have to fight crime anymore so now everybody's locked up
it's dark or it's just going to be new criminals what could fix the world Brian Simpson is it going to be technology is it going to be mushrooms you know my stance we done nothing's going to fix this shit bro we're cooked we passed the point of no return
but why do you think that though because people can exist in small groups together in harmony why can't they exist together in large groups in harmony because I think people are less intelligent in large groups. The larger the group, the dumber the average IQ, I bet.
In terms of how people behave. Well, I think also in large groups you don't have to think as much because things are set up for you. You know how I know we're doomed? Online gaming. When you go play a team I'm playing this Marvel rival shit everybody playing now, but it's like try to get matched up randomly with five other people and get everybody to cooperate.
and how often you come across people that are just completely selfish to the point where they'll lose on purpose. And they take the penalty for losing too, but just to ruin your day. Well, that's just randoms that you're meeting online though. Right, but I mean— You've got to cultivate. You see how people communicate? And obviously gaming is a certain demographic, but I just mean— Incels. It just reminds me. No, it's not incels.
It's regular people out there that just act like assholes when they're anonymous. Because they can, yeah. So people will do selfish shit? 100%. You see these game shows where it's like, you know, it's that whole, what's it called? The prisoner's dilemma or whatever. Oh, yeah. We could all win or I could win. Right. And how often do you see people just go, fuck all of y'all? And they probably encourage you to do it because it makes for good TV.
And I know, look, there's good people out there. I meet extraordinary people all the time now, especially now that I live here. I meet people all the time that's like, wow, you, like if it was more people like you, we would be good. But it's so little people like you. Right, but how many people like that do you know now? You know a lot, right? You know a lot more. Not enough. Yeah, but you know a lot more. And the key is just to try to limit your associations with people who aren't exceptional.
Try to be exceptional, first of all, to attract exceptional people. And then kind of like encourage other. You got to surround yourself with people that are cool. Like surround yourself with people that are interesting. Surround yourself with people that are exceptional. It gives you energy in this life. It gives you motivation. Yeah, but then you've got to make new friends. Nah! I'm not with that either. Some friends are worth making.
Some new friends are worth making. But I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. It's hard. I can make a new friend. I'm very emotionally unavailable. So I just need friends that don't need that. You know what I mean? That's interesting you say that because you're very friendly. I don't know why you think you're emotionally unavailable. I think you just don't like to be bothered by nonsense that people could fix on their own.
There you go. I'm very easily irritated. Yeah, but it's not, you're not emotionally unavailable. Like when we talk about stuff, like everybody talks about stuff in the green room, you're like one of the most like honest people when you talk about things. Maybe emotionally unavailable is not the right word, but I'm very, I feel very much burdened by unexpected obligations. Yeah. So like if you hit me with some last minute shit or you're like, or you constantly need me, cause I'll be there for you. But if you're constantly needing stuff and it's good to the, I just.
Exactly. But you got to realize that's a transactional situation. I know. That's a bad situation. That's not a situation. You haven't surrounded yourself with people that are like autonomous. Yeah. There's a lot of people that aren't. They like need friends for everything they do. And they can't make decisions. They don't get their shit together.
Bro, you know what? I love being by myself. I love going to a restaurant alone. I love company too. But I'll go to the movies alone. I like being alone. I like shopping alone. Well, you have a balance. You spend enough time in front of thousands of people. Because you know what I don't like? I don't like variables.
It's like the more people that come, the more shit can switch up, the more shit can go wrong. That's true. Oh, yeah. And also you get all these social dynamics at play when there's a bunch of people together. How many times have we eaten dinner? What would you say is the perfect amount of people to bring to dinner? It depends. There was this one time, I don't want to say the time, but where there was a bunch of us and a bunch of other people, and it really helped that there was a bunch of us because we all huddled up together. Remember that time?
Oh, and don't forget, Vegas was great. It was a lot of people at that table then. Oh, yeah, but we knew all those people. Right, right, right. Those all people were close friends. It was a good time. It wasn't like there was no social dynamics at play. When we're all hanging out, it's generally just fun. There's no one person's trying to get to the top. Yeah, comics are different. But I say, but six is for me.
Six is a good number. If I hear that it's going to be more than six, now it's like it's going to be separate conversations. And what if Bob can't drink? What if Bob starts drinking and he gets real loud? Right, man. You need vegan options. Someone's non-gluten. Gluten-free, please. Do you have a gluten-free menu? Yeah, but yeah, yeah. I just don't like being in big groups.
Right. I know what you mean. I get it. I get it. it's like you know like when you're a group of people and then one person has a friend that they tell you is cool oh don't worry bob's cool like bro my middle name could be who are gonna be there right you invite me to something because because even now like my like derrick and them they'll invite me to stuff you know they know i'm not coming right oh yeah dude come to the no i can't but that's also like a reflection on your sense of humor because you're always finding things that stupid and everything. Your act
is essentially, let me tell you about some stupid shit. It's a gift of the curse. Oh, it's a gift. That's why I say ignorance is bliss. When you notice too much, you can't be happy. You can't possibly be happy. Or you gotta distract yourself. You can be happy for a second when you're on a drug or having a good time. But eventually you go,
how did that fucking helicopter crash? into a plane. Yeah. You think about all these different variables. You know, I used to say that to my students when they would fight because a lot of them that were really smart,
I would notice they would be much more nervous than the dumb kids. Martial arts. What do you mean? Of course it's martial arts, but my dumb ass, my mind went to, like, you teaching in the classroom
like with a professor? Oh, when they would fight? No, no, no, no. I mean I take them to tournaments. So I had students that I would take to tournaments and The really smart ones would be the most scared and I would have to tell them it's because you're smart The reason why you're scared is because you're aware of all the variables and you know you're vulnerable Whereas dumb people don't think that they're overconfident and they're not aware of all the variables, but you can overcome this I'd be like I did it too. I have the same feeling. I don't want to do it. It's stupid Why am I doing this? Why am I risking my health? Why am I risking my safety? You have all those thoughts that are gonna go in your head But you're gonna learn something about yourself from doing this and you're smart
And that's why you're nervous and you should be nervous because it'll help you it'll help you move faster I used to use custom Otto's Expression the custom on all this great thing they told Mike Tyson He said fears like a fire. It could cook your food if you can control it or it could burn your house down That's what it's like. It's like that But the intelligent people are the ones that are aware of it. The intelligent people are the ones that oftentimes struggle the most with overcoming anxiety to compete. Because they're aware of how fucking dangerous this actually is. They're not blissfully unaware like a moron who's walking into a cage fight not knowing they might get knocked the fuck out. Not going to happen to me, bro. There's a lot of those not going to happen to me, bro guys.
Yeah. But you can still be world champion and be that person. Oh, well, if you're gifted. Right. If you're gifted and if you're genetically gifted, you know, and if you're driven and you really work hard and you enjoy it, yeah, you could get pretty far. You're not going to talk well. You're not going to speak well in like 20 years. Yeah, at the end. It's going to be rough. Because it's amazing to me. That's another thing.
We talk about legacy and stuff like that. But MMA-wise, Jon Jones is like the equivalent to Floyd Mayweather in terms of like how little damage he's taken over. Yes. There was a few fights where they were real rough. The Dominic Reyes fight was real rough. He got hit a bunch of times in that fight. The first Gustafson fight. He got caught a few times by Lyoto Machida before he put him to sleep. Lyoto was catching him a few times. He hit him with one big left hand. Rashad Evans clipped him with a big right hand.
But for the most part, John is the very best at utilizing distance and also having a strategy. He said that was the hardest he ever got hit, Rashad Evans. Rashad? Yeah. Well, Rashad knocked Chuck Liddell out cold with that punch. Remember? Yeah. Out cold. One shot. Was that the first time Chuck Liddell got knocked out?
No. Chuck Liddell had gotten stopped by Rampage and Pride. Okay. And then Chuck Liddell, I mean, he'd been stopped a few times. I mean, like, after his rise. No, because Rampage stopped him during his rise. Like, Rampage stopped him when he was a champ, or maybe he wasn't the champ. He was, like, the best guy. It was like Tito was the champ for a little before Chuck fought Tito, and everybody knew that Chuck was going to beat Tito. So it was one of those things where I was like, this is a bad matchup because Chuck is a really good wrestler and just a ferocious striker.
Ferocious and so aggressive and just nasty power and just would throw himself into the wars. Throw himself. He had an iron chin. So he'd just fuck you. He'd just throw himself. And really skillful too, man. Like underrated skills, but just a desire for the firefight that was like nobody else. But Rampage beat him. Rampage stopped him in pride. So they had an exchange where they were going to send UFC fighters over to Pride to fight the best Pride guys. And Chuck was one of the best UFC guys.
And Rampage stopped him. And Chuck fought Alistair Overeem. And Alistair Overeem was doing really well. But Alistair— Damn. Chuck stopped Alistair. Just that bitch, though. Rampage used to have that much. Oh, bro, this was when Chuck was Chuck, right? This was not, like, past his prime Chuck. This was, like, in his prime Chuck.
but Rampage was fucking ferocious. He was so good and Pride had knees to the head on the ground, all this shit and Rampage eventually, I believe he stopped him with like body shots on the ground if I remember correctly. I remember he just beat him up and then they stopped the fight. I think he just got on top of him at one point in time. It was a grueling fucking fight though
but I think this is like the end of it right here. He was just beating him down and eventually they stopped the fight. So these punches to the face and then just dig into the body. Look how tiny that referee is. I know. And then it looks like he got on top of him. Yeah, he got full mount, and then they stopped the fight. Yeah. That was Rampage in his prime. Rampage in his prime was motherfucker.
I saw a video of somebody talking shit to him. Like one of the young fighters now talking shit to him. That was Kevin Holland. Yeah, Kevin Holland and him had some sort of a disagreement. Yeah, so they don't get that, he don't get like legend status? Like where you gotta let it slide? I don't know. Young guys are, you know how they are. Because that's like if Randy Couture say something out of pocket. Right, right, right. And you're a fighter, like you gotta let it slide.
He's a legend. Rampage is a legend. You know, it's like there's a lot of guys. You know, when you talk about BJ Penn, talk about him with respect. Yeah, because also like it doesn't look good. No. You arguing with him. Especially like I'll fight you right now, like that kind of shit. Right. That's not a good look. Yeah, especially the guy like paved the way like rampage was this was like when rampage fought Chuck What year was that was that like 2003? What year was that? I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess 05 was it 2007?
Yeah, the rampage knocked Chuck out it was like 05 in the UFC to Rampage caught Chuck with a right hook 2003 so then they fought again in 2007 is that what happened show that one Yeah, rampage knocked out Vanderlei Silva He lost to Vanderlei Silva twice though brutally in in the you in pride The one of the fights was fucking brutal brutal brutal knockout. Oh, he got need in the face and went through the ropes unconscious what so this is Chuck and rampage in the UFC. This is when rampage won the title and And, you know, Chuck had already fought him once and got stopped, so he was wary. And this was way past his pride, Chuck, right? No, he was in his prime, man.
He was still in his prime. He was the champion. Chuck was the champion at this point in time. But Rampage was fucking good, man. He was fucking good. And just so dangerous. Boom. And I was saying he's the funniest guy in MMA. He's very funny. I actually interviewed him on, I did that UFC show for a while. I forget what it's called.
But it was, we hung out together. We rolled. We did jiu-jitsu. Went and got something to eat. But he's very funny, dude. He used to have this crazy monster truck. There it is. Boom. That's how he won the title. Yeah, it was awesome. Chuck's confused, but, you know, that's what happens when you get knocked out.
You don't know what the fuck happened. You think you're fine. Really? Yeah, you don't know what happened. You get shut off. You're like, what happened? Like, sometimes guys get shut off, and then they dive for the referee's legs, and they think they're still fighting, and they take the referee down. I've seen the dude swinging at the ref. Oh, yeah. They don't know what's happening.
I mean, a lot of these guys are on, like, full fight or flight after they get tagged. They're just in – it's just chaos. They don't know what they're seeing. Referees get hit all the time. Yeah, that's what I was like. Look how tiny – you see how tiny that motherfucker was? Like, what you going to do? What are you stopping in there? Right. How are you going to get rampaged off of Chuck Liddell? I see like Herb Dean, like, dive at motherfuckers and move them.
Well, you need – Herb's a big guy. You know, that's what you want. Or a strong person. Like, you have to have, like, physical strength. He's going to ask you politely. Well, imagine, like, Francis is fighting. With Francis fights. How are you gonna get Francis off somebody? Right like how are you even gonna move him? And it's like there's no way that like Herb Dean stronger than Francis Ngannou. Impossible. But it's like but you got to be strong enough that they feel you. Right. They snapped him at it, you know? Yeah, you can't be 125 pounds No!
Refereeing that fight. I thought that was a woman at first. Mark Goddard's good too. He's a big dude. Mark Goddard? Yeah, he's great for those big fights. I don't think I've ever seen him in person. Oh, you've seen Mark. I met Herb Dean. He's one of the best referees. The best referees, I mean there's quite a few of them that are really, really good. But I always say the gold standard, Terb. He's the gold standard. And Big John, when he was doing it, he was the gold standard. He stopped? Yeah, he does commentary now. John does commentary.
Well, he's doing it for Bellator, but I think Bellator is now no longer. So he also has a podcast with Josh Thompson that's really good. Who was that one referee that Dana White hated? Steve Mazzagotti. Yeah. What happened to him? Does he still reference? I don't know. I haven't seen him in a while. I think I saw him at a kickboxing event many years later. He says, like, that dude is never going to work again.
like that's a wild shit to say and mean it yeah people make mistakes you know yeah but what did he what was his fuck up though he he fucked up bad he fucked up a few of them there's a few of those guys that fucked up a few too many fights and then they just you know you just can't after a while we need someone reliable when you got a guy like mark goddard who almost never fucks everybody is gonna fuck up they have the second hardest job the first hardest job is the fighter second hardest job is the referee right third hardest job is probably the judge my job's easy yeah and the ref the ref is they can only see from one angle uh-huh so yeah but we miss shit all the time and we have monitors at least the refs have or excuse me the um the judges have monitors now they didn't used to have monitors in the early days we had a fight to get them monitors we're like we should be able to show them stuff in the replay that the crowd is seeing because Sometimes you think a guy got knocked down, but he didn't.
He just tripped. And it looks like he got knocked down, but really he just got punched on the shoulder, and they just fell down. That happened in that fight with Islam Makachev and Moikano. Moikano caught him with a right hand. It looked like he hit him. We thought he dropped him, but really what happened is he kind of hit him in the shoulder, and they tripped legs together, and Islam fell down. And then Islam got him. We thought he was hurt. So if you were judging that, I mean, Islam finished him in the first round. He subbed him in the first round. So it didn't matter.
But if you saw that fight and if that went to the distance and you said, oh, my God, he's hurting him. He's rocking him on the feet. You would maybe score that round from Moicano when if you saw the replay, oh, he didn't rock him. He just slipped. So if you don't have a monitor. Can they hear you all too? No, they shouldn't be able to hear us because maybe. It's bias. Yeah, maybe we frame it in a way that's different than the way they think it. The whole reason to have three different point of views is to have three different expert perspectives. You don't want them hearing what me and DC are saying.
Right, right, right, right. You want them, like, watching the fight. Because if we're on someone's nuts, you know, and then this guy's like, oh, he definitely is winning. You know, and maybe the people at home are like, fuck you, the other guy was winning. Like, there's a few of those fights. Yeah, some were, it's been a while. No, it hasn't. Since it was, like, a really questionable one. You know what's an interesting one? Not a questionable one, but an interesting one is Marab versus Umar. So Marab, Dvavishwili, and Umar Nurmagomedov, they go to the distance.
Five-round fight. Marab winds up winning the decision. Those are in that same card. Yeah. Amazing fight. Amazing fight. Probably the best 135-pound title fight in the history of the sport. It was incredible. It was so well-matched. They went back and forth. Umar apparently broke his hand in the first round, was still throwing it for the whole fight.
He wound up taking Marab down, and nobody expected that. He got Murab's back. He won the first two rounds. And the question is the third round. And so I watched it a couple of times. And me and John Anik and Daniel Cormier have been going back and forth with text about this. I was like, man, that third round is so close. It's so close. I could see judges giving it to Umar. He landed more strikes on the feet. He did get one takedown.
Murab got a couple takedowns. But he didn't do much with the takedown. But Daniel had a really good point that at the end of it, Murab's was accelerating. and it looked like Umar was starting to get tired. See, I tuned in at that point. I started that pay-per-view at that third round. So I hadn't seen the previous two rounds. But at the end of the third round, Umar has Murab's back. He's behind him and he's controlling him against the cage. And he had wound up taking Murab down at one point in time. So it's like he landed a lot of strikes on the feet.
Like probably did more actual damage. But Marab did take him down more and Marab was pushing the pace and Marab did also land shots like it was close It's the third round That's the real close one because I gave the first two rounds to umar And then you get into the third you're like, ooh That's the one that one's close because the fourth and the fifth were clearly Marab was coming on strong Marab was like put it was a it was astonishing his endurance and Astonishing his fucking cardiovascular systems off the charts. It was a good-ass fight His cardio is fucking insanity. It's insanity. It's like Michael Chandler.
But I would be very happy to see that fight again. Very happy. I never see Michael Chandler get tired. Incredible. Remember his last fight when he lost? With Oliveira, yeah. Yeah, but he's sitting there standing up with a motherfucker on his back in the last round. Yeah. Like, I never see him get tired. No, he's an animal. Well, he trains like nobody.
I mean, his strength and conditioning routines, you can watch them online. They're fucking crazy. Cam Haynes went and trained with him once. So the guy's a maniac. But that's his weapon. Like to have that kind of cardio, that kind of discipline, to have that kind of cardio. Some people just wire different, man. It's also the work ethic, man. You have to have that work ethic because he's been doing it for a long time. And to still have that work ethic. That's what I mean.
Even the best people in the world, they get tired of it. Yeah, he's not tired of it, man. He's definitely not tired of it. He's still exciting. I mean, Oliveira's one of the best in the world. He had Oliveira hurt in that third round. He had him hurt. Like he had some moments in that third round where you're like, holy shit. Like this is a real fight. And Oliveira is as good as it gets. He's one of the best submission artists in the history of the sport.
And he couldn't get him. Got him in the first fight, though. First fight he KO'd him, remember? He hit him with that clean left hook. I don't remember. Chandler had him real hurt in the first round. Rocked on his back, fighting him off in the first round. And then they start in the second round, Chandler moves straight to him. and Olivera just pieces him up. Oh, yeah, I do remember that. Ooh, he hit him with a clean left hook.
It was clean. I think I was there. You might have been there. Yeah, man, we had some good-ass fights this year. And now Crawford's about to fight. Yes, he's going to fight Canelo. Oh, man. I just hope he's big enough. I hope he's big enough to keep that dude off him because Canelo hits so hard, man. That's one dude that I believe all the shit he be talking.
Crawford? Yeah. Oh, he's good. He don't just be saying shit. They try to say that Errol Spence was damaged because of what Crawford did to him because he was damaged from the car accident. I'm like, maybe. Or maybe Crawford would have done that three years ago. I think he's that good. He's just so skillful. He's so slick. And he's also the best guy in the sport at switch hitting.
He'll go from southpaw to orthodox and be just as good and trip you up. You think he's going to start southpaw, he starts orthodox. you prepare for orthodox he's fighting southpaw he feels like he's got you timed better orthodox he'll switch it up you know super accurate oh just knows so much about boxing about where to be and what's coming and he makes it just he makes it he's a he's a strategist that's also entertaining yeah you know i mean he's an artist like maybe like a young like a young b-hop yeah it was like yeah just so sharp and made it look yeah almost entertaining you know what i mean roy jones in Prime. It was art. You were watching art. He's piecing up people. It was an art form. Alright, Brian Simpson. Let's wrap
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