Brendan Schaub, Bryan Callen, Eddie Bravo: Fight Companion - June 18, 2016 (Part 2)
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It doesn't make any sense.
They go anal.
Yes!
We're live!
We're back.
I bet, um, do people even know we're still on?
Yeah, we came back, folks.
We're the LeMans of podcasting.
LeMans.
LeMans.
Brian, we can't correct you.
We're gonna, we're trying to watch the Fedor fight.
We gotta get a new, uh, Apple TV up in this bitch.
We got this old shit.
We gotta get the new one.
The new one has a better remote.
Oh yeah, I got the new one
I try to download the road use the remote app, but I guess it only works on one Apple TV
Can't use it the one you have somewhere else. It's not effective. What is marijuana? It's just bad for
We're gonna watch the
Fade or Fabio Maldonado fight in its entirety. Entirety, huh? Yeah. Is it five rounds or three?
I believe it's three.
You can't do it?
Hey, I'll give you the remote.
If you get panicky, you can fast forward.
I've seen it, brother.
I know.
Eddie, did you see it?
I saw highlights of it.
You're in for a treat, my man.
It would also be more shocking if a guy like him took that much time off and came back
and was as good as he's ever been.
But that's what you expect from the greatest heavyweight of all time.
What do you think is going on? Do you think it's the same
thing that happened to Kane? The same thing
that happened to anybody at a certain time?
Your body just hits a point. It's just older.
It's just older, man.
Father time does not
give a fuck if you're Russia's greatest fighter.
But I will say this, when he did throw down,
when he was throwing those shots... Power's the last thing to go,
Eddie. He throws them like...
I don't know anybody throws those shots. What the
fuck? The way he leaps into those shots...
His chick's coming down, and a spider.
Can you see the
power in those shots? No, he still has power. It's the last thing to go.
That's why heavyweights last so long.
But he could knock that dude out, though.
That's strange. Who the fuck's
gonna let's get a big old spider up here and get this white girl in corners.
Yeah, that was my idea.
That's the Russian Lady Gaga.
That's a gangster idea.
That's the Russian Lady Gaga right there.
Well, what I wanted was a little cultural appropriation along with some poisonous spiders, Eddie.
You're lucky you have Pepsi while sitting in that bitch.
That's right.
It's just a black widow.
What's this message, man?
Black widows eat their mates.
It's just a black widow What's this message man
Black widows eat their mates
It's just
Like my pussy's so good
Who the fuck is this
That I'll threaten you
With the
The fear of me
Killing you
After I fuck you
That's how hot I am
With my song
I mean
Wait who's this
I don't know
This ain't Fedor though
No this ain't Fedor
God Russia's being
Some dark shit
Isn't that
The kickboxing gentleman
Who knocked out
Badr Hari
Is that who it is?
Peter Graham?
Is that Peter Graham?
You're asking a dude who never watches kickboxing.
I'm sorry.
His chick is still singing.
This is so strange.
I'd like to know if she can sing.
Yeah, fast forward this full.
Dude, that ain't Peter Graham, is it?
I think it is.
Ooh, powerful violins.
Violins are a very strong instrument.
Shows that you have class.
Sophisticated. Yeah. How about the track team?
§02Transcript · 02:48–06:17
Not up in here.
Track team? What do you mean? The Russian track team's banned
from the Olympics. Oh, a little
cheating here, a little cheating there. Come on!
Want to get a little testing?
They say they're going to check other sports for us
too. They're going to be fucked. Something like
an Olympic dude was tweeting at me saying that
I say that steroids and EPO aren't dangerous.
Contrary to what I say, steroids and EPO aren't dangerous.
You tell that Olympic guy to suck dick.
Well, anything can be dangerous.
All that stuff is dangerous if you use too much of it.
If you redline all that shit, fucking for sure it could be dangerous.
Yeah, anything can be dangerous.
You know what's fucking dangerous, man?
Sugar.
Ibuprofen.
Really?
Thinning your blood?
Apparently that stuff.
No, it's not even thinning your blood.
It causes all sorts of issues with your body.
This non-steroidal anti-inflammatory medication that a lot of people take all the time.
Well, Cameron Haynes was on that shit.
The dude who's running the 100 miles right now.
Yeah.
He was on that shit. And then Rhonda Patrick came on the podcast Yeah, he he was on that shit and then Rhonda Patrick came on the podcast
He was talking about how dangerous it is and all the stuff it does and he had been like he's like dude
I need it. I'm sore all the time. Check this out. He gets off of it and
Because he's off of it
Apparently in talking to people that understand it it affects your gut bacteria when you take too much of it if you abuse it
He was taking 800 milligrams the morning 800 800 milligrams at night it's just too
much so it's raising his blood pressure was doing all this shit to him and it was creating
inflammation his gut because he was abusing it that was fucking with his joints so he gets off
of it because of that podcast all the pain that he's taking the fucking medication for in the
first place goes away because the pain had been
partially at least because of
the fact that he was creating inflammation
by taking this shit. So is, I mean,
this guy was running so often it didn't make any sense.
I don't understand blood pressure.
I don't understand what it, like, why do you get high blood
pressure? Why do you not? I don't understand it.
But I do know that he gets off this ibuprofen
and he's doing the same thing in every other way
and all of a sudden his blood pressure drops.
Jesus.
That's crazy.
That's nuts.
So this guy who is doing the commentary for this thing apparently was the funniest fucking guy ever.
Yeah, everyone says he's the best.
I was listening to one thing that he was saying.
It was hilarious, man.
I wonder if they would let us listen.
The UFC would probably pull our shit.
Really? Yeah. It's fight pass. We gotta on UFC. Probably pull our shit. Really?
Yeah.
It's Fight Pass.
We gotta get permission.
They don't trust.
You could talk to your boy, Dana.
He'd give us permission.
Too much danger to be association.
He'd give you permission.
Especially on Fight Pass.
Maybe something like this, right?
Fedor's Fight Pass?
Damn, I should have asked in advance.
I don't want to bother him.
He's got a lot of planning to do.
How is it that the UFC 200 is still together?
How is it that something catastrophic hasn't happened?
That card's too goddamn good.
You just jinxed it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not really.
If that card goes through, though, exactly as planned, it would be...
Even if two fall out, it's still the best card of all time.
Oh, it's the best card of all time.
Even if four fall out, we're still good.
But what I'm thinking is...
That's what they're doing.
How weird would it be if nothing fell out?
Like, that's how crazy this fucking sport is.
Nuts.
This sport is so wild and so volatile that you gotta accept the fact...
We all do.
Like when Rumble just pulled out against Glover.
We all accept the fact that, man, there's a certain amount of fights that just are not gonna happen.
Nothing you can do about it.
Literally nothing you can do. Nothing you can do about it. Literally nothing you can do.
Nothing you can do about it.
It's part of the sport.
It's part of the sport.
It's just too crazy.
It's too dangerous.
Training's too tough.
Training's too bad on the joints and in the neck.
God, what did Rumble pull out from that this early?
§03Transcript · 06:19–09:14
What is this, Jamie?
This is the fight card.
Your first fight of the night's Jim Miller versus Takanori Gomi.
This is insane.
Fuck you.
Diego Sanchez and Joe Lozon.
Bam.
Second fight of the night.
Musashi and Brunson.
Third fight.
That's on fight pass, pre-cards.
Have you seen Enrique Martin fight?
Or Marin, excuse me.
I have not.
Enrique Marin, the guy who's fighting Sage Northcott?
I don't know him.
Enjoy that Sage Northcott, I don't know him.
Enjoy that Sage Northcott, though.
What do you mean by that?
Meaning Sage Northcott's going to rip your face off with his abs.
You're on UFC 200 for a reason.
It ain't because your name's Enrique Marin.
Oh, you never know, son.
You never know.
Sage Northcott's there for a reason.
Wow, interesting. Great know, son. You never know. Sage North gets there for a reason. Wow, interesting.
Great card, though.
Damn, that's the best fight pass card they've ever had.
It's a goddamn amazing fight pass card. That's the best fight pass card ever right there.
You'll never do better than that.
How about Kat Zingana and Juliana Pena?
Holy shit.
That's going to be a wild fight, man.
That main card's fucking nuts.
Cain Velasquez
Travis Brown
Jose Aldo
Frankie Edgar
Misha Tate
Amanda Nunes
Brock Lesnar
Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier
John Jones
People are gonna have a heart attack Dana White
Nuts
That's a heart attack card
By the time you get to the main event you're dead
You know what's crazy Joe?
What?
I'm going to say it. Say it. Without Brock Lesnar and Mark Hunt, that card's not that big
of a banger. Pay-per-view wise.
It doesn't beat a
Conor card or a Ronda card. Maybe that's
why they brought him in. Yeah, that's why they sent that
bat signal and Brock Lesnar came in from WWE.
There's a reason why they paid that money.
You know what they did too? They played a
very, very
smart move strategically
because
he's the biggest pay-per-view star
of all time. Brock Lesnar's the
numero uno. With that flat
top, good for him. So when
Conor McGregor comes along and
Conor McGregor and the UFC have
some sort of a disagreement about
things, that is their fucking four aces that they laid down.
But boy, did they pay for it.
Yeah, there's definitely some paying.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
How much?
How much?
I don't know.
Probably a lot, right?
From what I hear, it's the most a fighter's ever been paid.
How much do you think that is?
Five million.
Conor makes more than five million.
Conor made five million.
Apparently, Conor was the first MMA athlete to ever enter into Forbes.
Yeah, 30, top 30, top paid athletes in the world.
Whatever the hell he was.
Ronaldo's number one.
Yeah.
And then there was that other guy.
What's the soccer player?
Ronaldo's number one.
Yeah, but there's the other guy.
Messi.
Messi, yeah.
He's up there too.
Ronaldo, that Brazilian soccer player from like 10 years ago? Ronaldo's Spanish. The soccer guy. That's number one. Yeah, but there's the other guy. Messi? Messi, yeah. He's up there too. Ronaldo, that Brazilian soccer player from like 10 years
ago? Ronaldo's Spanish.
That's the Brazilian.
Ronaldo's from Portugal.
Ronaldo's from Portugal. Do you remember that guy from like 10 years ago?
The Brazilian guy, superstar? Not that
§04Transcript · 09:16–12:07
dude. There's some badass soccer players
these days. They make a lot of money, man.
It's crazy. We don't think about it because in the
United States, it's not a big sport. It's the biggest sport in the
world. It's giant. Ronaldo and Messi are number one and number two.
Ian Edwards has been getting me into it.
I've been trying.
It's fun.
I mean, it's tough.
I don't know why I stutter so much.
Struggle's real.
So here we go.
Fedor just walked into the cage.
That's the top paid athletes in the world?
Yeah.
Fucking good for
you, Tiger Woods.
At fucking number 12 and you're
making $46 million a year?
Wow. Because you haven't done shit.
He's not even competing right now.
Damn, Cam Newton.
LeBron James, son.
$77 million.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, Joe Flacco.
Joe Flacco, fuck you.
Holy shit, right?
Jesus Christ, keep going down.
Damn.
You're going to get some money.
God damn, they're like, fuck you.
But Eli Manning makes more than Joe Flacco.
This is insane.
These numbers are bananas.
God damn, Conor McGregor and I.
Yeah, Conor McGregor's like 34 or something.
Go down there and see what it is.
He's at 22 million or more than I guess.
There's no 34 for some reason.
There is no 34.
Whoa, it's a fucking lucky number.
They took him out.
Maybe there was a tie somewhere on the list probably.
Where both guys got the same number.
Hey, man, he's on the top 50.
Yeah, maybe he's up there and they just...
Yeah, yeah, he's not on there at all.
Man, there's no UFC fighter in the fucking...
Well, Conor's down to 22, so I guess it's 100?
Is it a Forbes 100?
Is it Forbes 100,000 UFC fighters on there?
There it is right there.
There he is, 22 million.
That's interesting.
A lot of guys in this 20 to 23.
He's number one, and he's...
What is that, 85 in the world in all those sports?
Look at all these people.
Like, Jimmy Johnson makes $22 million a year.
Wow.
Good for them.
Canelo.
He makes more than Canelo.
Canelo's such a bad motherfucker.
They see the biggest guy in boxing right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's interesting, right?
Oh, there's no 34 because there's ties.
Well, is he the biggest guy in boxing right now?
He saves the biggest draw.
No, he's the biggest draw.
Mexican.
Name another star, really, in boxing right boxing right now that Mayweather's gone.
Well, Amir Khan before that fight, that was a big victory for Canelo.
Canelo's still the bigger draw though.
Right.
Numbers wise.
Miguel Cotto is still a big...
Miguel Cotto's another example of a guy who's super tatted up.
And he's a world championship caliber fighter.
That's real rare back in the day.
That's a real new thing.
He's super tatted up.
Yeah, real tatted up.
And became more and more tatted up as his career went on.
That's true.
Did you ever see what Homeboy looks like?
The white dude from Youngstown?
Oh, you're talking about Kelly Pavlik?
Kelly Pavlik, yeah.
Have you seen Kelly Pavlik's tattoos?
Yeah, he's tatted up.
He's just this whole body's covered.
Yeah, super tatted.
He just went nutty with it.
You know who's super?
Well, he's a young kid. It's body's covered. Yeah, super tatted. He just went nutty with it. You know who's super? Well, he's a young kid.
It's silly.
It's skateboarding.
§05Transcript · 12:09–15:07
He looks cut.
Do you see what Bobby Green did?
Tattooed his head.
He's got like a dragon on his head.
Well, okay.
There goes.
Black guys can do it.
Dude, he looks exactly the same.
His body looks exactly the same.
They both got dad bods.
They both got a set of tits on them.
It's interesting.
They're in the neighborhood.
No, that's the neighborhood, Joe.
I don't know, man.
If I came over to a dude's house and he looked like that.
Damn, Bobby Green.
There's his head.
And he had his pants off and his knuckles clenched up.
I'd be very nervous.
Super nervous.
Thick shoulders.
He looks like those.
Yeah, there's Bobby Green's head.
Look at Eddie.
Fedor's never had an ass.
Bobby Green tattooed his whole head.
Do we know what it is?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Professional athlete or bust, my man.
You ain't working at Remax looking like that.
Looks good.
He's a good looking guy.
Yeah, he does.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't hate.
I'm not hating.
I'm digging it.
I'm just saying you got to make a career out of it.
It's a dragon.
What is that, Jamie?
Dude, I celebrate that shit.
No idea.
I'm trying to figure it out.
It looks like some sort of dragon.
Yeah, something like that.
It looks dope.
Wish I could do that.
You could.
Not well.
Well, what's his face?
Jason Ellis has the craziest one.
He's got a wolf on his head.
A werewolf.
It's so intense.
It's so intense.
Which one?
Show me.
Jason Ellis.
You've never seen Jason Ellis?
Jason Ellis tattooed a wolf on the top of his head.
Let me see that shit. A werewolf. His whole head is like a wolf. Look at, look, look, look.
And he's white as fuck. There's a bunch of pictures of that, Jamie, where you could see a straight-on shot where you could see the actual wolf.
That's a wolf, dude. Look at that. Look at that. That's his head.
So intense.
He's so crazy.
Looks good, though.
I love it.
Only certain people can pull that off.
He did it.
He pulled it off.
It's the same guy to me.
Look at all these people excited about watching this Fedor fight.
That might be the new shit.
Shave your head and tattoo it.
Or build a body like these guys.
It looks like hair to me tattoo that fade
tattoo that fade tattoo you have a good imagine you have to have a good design though you can't
have like hello hair design that doesn't go out of style you can't tattoo a mullet what if you have
like a minion what's going on there what is that that is that is that baddie a or a boozer carlos booler boozer is that real
yeah he tattooed his whole head i think it's like spray no he went ahead and spray painted that
shit oh wow how weird it looks fucking terrible i hope that that catches on that'd be cool i've
seen some really bizarre head pieces that have been done. Like people have, over the last few years,
that's been more and more common to do,
like these really crazy art pieces on your head.
Is it easier for black guys to do it?
I guess.
I mean, Bobby Greenlee's pretty good at it.
Well, excuse me, sir.
Don't fucking do that.
Oh, look at this.
Look at this.
We're watching Fedor and Maldonado,
and Fedor's just swinging for the fences, man.
Look at this.
Holy.
And Maldonado's covering up,
and Maldonado's moving.
Standing right in front of him.
§06Transcript · 15:09–17:50
And Fedor just blew a giant wad.
And Maldonado ducked and covered and blocked a lot of that.
But Fedor definitely unloaded on him.
So much knockout.
Is that Boz Rutten?
No, that's some.
Fedor at 39.
We've never seen him.
Some Borat impersonator. Look like thisaz Rutten? No, that's some... Fedor at 39. We've never seen him look like this.
Fedor just swinging, man.
This is crazy.
Maldonado's blocking a lot of that stuff coming out of him.
I mean, was it the strictest drug test of all time?
Look at their bodies.
Yeah.
It's hilarious.
You have to make sure you eat ice cream.
I checked your blood.
There's no ice cream.
It's hilarious.
You have to make sure you eat ice cream.
I checked your blood.
There's no ice cream.
Is this real life?
Did everyone just eat hot dogs all day?
Maldonado is bleeding out of the left eye. Oh, there it is.
Jesus.
He's out.
Oh, my goodness.
He's out.
Out, out.
Out, out.
Oh, my goodness.
They're stopping this thing. There's some sparks. You go belly down and he's stopping. There's some out. Out, out. Look, out, out. Oh my goodness. They're stopping this thing.
There's some sparks.
You go belly down and he's stopping.
There's some sparks flying there, man.
That's amazing.
He's about to stop it.
Oh my god.
Dude, I'm not even trying to offend one of the pound-pound legends of all time, but god
damn it.
Yeah, the brain can only take so much.
The head can only take so much.
Why do it?
What are you doing, man?
What do you mean you're the closest?
What are you going to do in the UFC?
If his life outside of this is probably not as fun for him.
Not if your best friend's fucking Putin.
Putin likes to see victory.
Putin's his best buddy.
Victory, buddy.
Balls deep in Russian girls is a good time.
Madar Russia.
Vodka.
Madar Russia. Victory. Madar Russia. This is a beatdown. Madarosha. Vodka. Madarosha.
Victory.
Madarosha.
This is a beatdown, man.
This is an ugly beatdown.
He's getting boxed up on the ground.
Look at him.
Look how fucked up he's getting.
They stopped this.
Oh, my God.
I don't know, man.
I mean, he's getting...
He's moving.
Oh, he's moving still.
Look at him.
Oh, my God.
This part.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
They're 100% stopping this in the UFC. Oh, my God. Oh Oh my god. This part. Look at this. Oh my god. They're 100% stopping
this in the UFC. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Holy shit.
I can't believe he survived.
I bet the forums were going nuts when this
was happening. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh shit. This is worse than
I thought it was. Way worse.
Oh my god. This is horrific.
Oh! Oh!
How is he surviving?
Oh, my God.
What did Al Fedor do against Kane?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Excuse me.
Come on, Brendan.
Look at his back.
Oh.
Oh.
Thing is, Fedor comes to UFC and they ain't tossing him fucking some normal dude.
You're getting a monster.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
§07Transcript · 17:50–20:59
This is one of the craziest fights I've ever seen.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
How about he's still fucking kicking?
He's still bobbing that head and moving.
He must be so determined not to lose like this again.
Look, he gets dropped again.
Oh, my God.
The Emperor's a fucking monster.
Boy, he has taken some horrible shots.
The Russian zombie.
You're fucking batshit crazy.
You think that Russian judge or ref is stopping anything.
You don't want to die.
If you're a journalist, you write batshit about fate or you die.
If you're a journalist, you write bad shit about Fader or you die.
This is so weird to watch him like this now and think about when he was in his prime.
Oh, my God.
What are you going to bum us out?
You know what?
They just fucking gave that referee a new car.
You know what I mean?
The mob that's running this show.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look at this. Oh, my Christ. Look at this.
Oh my God. Maldonado with that
nasty uppercut. Maldonado can box
too, man. Fuck yeah, he can.
Remember when he hurt Glover? Yeah.
And then got dealt with.
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
These uppercuts.
What are they doing? That ref said Let's break this up
Let's give him a break
Put the mouthpiece back
What did he do there?
Put his mouthpiece back in
That just got him another car
Oh my god
Oh uppercut
Another one
Another one
Fedor tried a crazy knee
Fedor swings back
Look at him
Exhausted
Queer straight legs
How the fuck is he gonna go three rounds?
This is incredible
Isn't it amazing the power Fedor possesses And has flat ass have you ever seen such a powerful flat ass?
That's a very good point right something's going on is a tiny ass
Most guys though that much power have fucking cheeks on look at how wide his shoulders are. Yeah, I know but with no ass
That's where all your power comes from well
You know the thing is you don't need that much power
That's where all your power comes from.
Well, you know, the thing is, you don't need that much power.
You just need to land with power, right?
Like, the difference between a guy who's got, like, stupid one-punch knockout power.
Anthony Johnson?
Yeah.
And a guy... Think how explosive he is, though.
Yeah.
From the cheeks.
But Fedor's knocked, like, um...
What's his face?
Uh, the Grim Reaper.
Fucks his name. The Grim Reaper?
You know, the dude, um, in, uh...
Give me a hint.
In Strike Force.
You talking about Brett Rogers?
Brett Rogers. Right.
Exactly. Didn't he call himself the Grim Reaper?
I don't think so. Did he? Did he?
Brett the Grim Reaper Rogers? That's a nice
ring to it. Did I make that up? No, that has a nice ring to it.
Did somebody call him that?
If he didn't I hope he comes back and fights as that name
No I made it up
Doug Grim
What's that?
Doug Grim
The Grim
Oh sorry
I'm sorry
Doug Grim
But he fought
Oh my god look at Fedor's face
I think his butt is bigger than you think Brendan
I think it's just the shorts
I don't think so
If he had bikinis on you would see a little bubble
Remember Brett Rogers knocked out Andrei Lovsky in the first round, and he was looking really good.
And I think he fought Fedor after that, if I'm correct.
That's right.
He beat Andrej and then fought Fedor.
And then it was a big, high-profile fight.
But it was a tough fight for Fedor before he bombed on him with a right hand.
And that was an interesting fight because one of his trainers was like, Fedor won with his old tricks.
§08Transcript · 21:03–24:12
But really, he needed to be training more.
And then remember Brett Rogers fought Overeem?
He fought Overeem?
Overeem would fucking throw him to the mat?
Yeah, Overeem was terrifying back then.
He said, hey, Brett Rogers, sweet knockout of Orlowski.
Here's Fedor and Overeem.
Enjoy this.
You're going to go away now.
You know what I don't enjoy in MMA?
That overhead shot.
Oh, that right hand!
Oh, Maldonado's got a nice, short right hand.
Look at that jab.
Fedor's thinking right now,
God damn it.
Wow.
Maldonado, look at that double jab,
fake to the face, then a jab to the body.
Nice and loose.
He's a good boxer, man. Yeah, really good
boxer. Oh, barely clipped
Fedor in the out.
Fedor's face is a mess, too, man. He's such
a warrior. A walking Russian zombie.
Look at that. He tries a flying knee on him.
God damn.
He's a savage, man.
Shows you how far the sports come, though,
when I watch this stuff. Like, god damn, it's nuts.
Like, watching Wonderboy, it's nuts, man.
Oh, it's a different thing?
Yeah.
But it's also a different weight class as well.
There's never been anybody in this weight class that can move like Wonderboy.
Damn.
He's kicking his ass now.
Oh, my god.
Fedor.
Comeback strong.
They're both exhausted.
Yeah, but Fedor's landing some good shots there.
Ooh, nice leg kick.
Fedor's fucking him up. Well, here's
a diversity of Fedor's attack versus
Maldonado's boxing.
Fedor can throw some hard kicks.
Yeah.
Well, his jiu-jitsu's not that bad. He's good at getting
back up. Mayor Maldonado
used to go to the body all the time in the UFC.
Is he a brown belt, Eddie? I don't know
what he is.
Why do I feel like he's a brown belt?
Fabio Maldonado.
Jiu-Jitsu.
Find out what he is.
Oh, shit.
High kick.
See, Fedor can do everything, man.
You know, and this is nasty.
This is basically against a heavy bag, though.
He's exhausted.
He is.
But, I mean, Fedor's really good.
Look at his adjustment.
He's decided to fight on the outside and start kicking now.
And then he's found the weakness in Maldonado's range.
He's fighting way farther apart now.
Look at him.
Because he got ate up by some of those punches.
Man, he's got such a good job.
Oh, beautiful.
So he's coming in with these punches, but he's on the outside with those kicks.
See?
Look at this distance.
He changed the whole distance game.
I think anyone in the top 10 would eat his fucking lunch
in the UFC. Maybe now, but god damn it.
Watching this shit almost makes me upset.
That's what I'm saying. I love Fedor, man.
No, that's what I mean. That pride
in the UFC didn't come to some sort
of an agreement early,
early, early on, and we
could have seen Fedor,
like, Crow Cop Fedor at his best
fight against the best heavyweights,
the one he very well may have been the best for quite a few years.
Most likely was.
Most likely.
Most likely.
I mean, it's all speculative until he actually fights a guy like Kane,
but goddamn, he was good.
Maldonado is a brown belt.
Ooh, beautiful fucking combination.
Powerful memory. Powerful memory.
Powerful memory.
Ooh, look at that right... Jesus Christ, he looks good. That's what I'm talking about.
The guy's not punching back.
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I'm a Fedor fan too, but Fedor
is... He's landing some beautiful
shots. Who went through more shit? You sympathize
with him because he beat Fedor's
ass and he got tired from it? He's exhausted.
He's not doing nothing.
Fedor got the ass kicking.
You know what I mean?
He's the one on the other side of the punishment.
I got Fedor.
I mean, he's hitting him with some really good shots towards the end of this round.
I think it's his round.
100%.
100%.
Maldonado hasn't thrown a punch this round.
No, he did in the beginning.
Look at his face.
In the beginning, he hit him with good shots, but Fedor's definitely taken over this round.
100%.
100%.
100%.
That first round, he lost 10-8.
I don't give a fuck if you're from Russia or Egypt.
That's 10-8.
At least 10-8.
It might be 10-7, man.
It might be 10-7.
It's a 10-6 if we're in fucking Colorado.
Look, it's weird to decide what that is.
If you're in Vancouver, it's a 10-10.
That was a vicious beatdown, and this round is a perfect example.
This is not the beatdown that that first round was.
Look at this. Maldonadolipped him! Dropped him!
Malton auto-fucking clipped him
again. And look at Fedor's face
man, it's a horror mask. Oh, oh,
oh! Oh my
God. God damn.
If Fedor's brother's in prison
right?
I think that's what I read last
time I... Me too. It's like one of those MMA news sites had a thing about it
Yeah interviewed him there killing bitches. I don't think he killed anybody in the snow. I think you're making some shit up
I don't know what the fuck happened
I don't think he's killed anybody in the snow
He's a savage. He's a super savage
Oh fuck
Blew that AC out
This is when the commentary was at its best.
I don't know what is going on.
What the hell is going on in there?
He fell down, bitch.
He's trying to create drama when there is none.
Yeah, he's fought fucking five minutes and 50 seconds.
How about you shut your mouth?
It's just Fedor at its finest.
Oh, my God.
Man.
Well, all right, so Fedor won that round, but that's a 10-9 round.
The last round was 10-8.
100%, I agree.
100%.
Even though he got knocked down, he still won?
Yeah, I think he won.
I think he got clipped and he went down, but he went right back up.
You're in Mother Russia.
He landed some pretty significant shots.
It was a close round,
but I think I gave it to Fedor.
But I'm not a judge.
And I really don't know
what the fuck I'm talking about.
None of us did anything.
Terrible at scoring things.
I don't think...
Tough sport to score.
I don't think in some cases
there should be a winner.
You know, like the Bose fight?
Bose, yeah.
I feel like that's like...
That is like to say one guy won
and one guy lost. I'm like, god damn, that's so close say one guy won and one guy lost
I'm like god damn that's so close
it's so close it gets into this gray area
I mean you could say that you thought that Bosey won
and I could say that I thought
if you look
at it all together it's like man
it's just
a guess you know what I'm saying
it's a great
god damn fight it's so good
how tough is he I need to watch You know what I'm saying? It's a toss-up. It's a great goddamn fight. It's so good.
Maybe I need to go.
How tough is he?
Maybe I need to watch it again when I'm sober.
Yeah, I need to watch the whole fight.
I usually do that.
I record them.
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I watch them Sunday mornings when we do the companions.
So this is third round.
So I have 10-8 first round for Fabio.
Look at Fabio.
Wow, Fedor's busted up, man.
The greatest of all time, right?
I wonder why he still does it.
The only other guy that's on the argument about the greatest of all time is Kane.
How dare you?
What about Verdum?
Well, Verdum, Fedor.
He beat Kane.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
What about Stipe?
Yeah, you know what, Stipe?
No, too new.
Stipe has the potential for sure.
He's like at the door. Oh, he has some work to do before he can say he's the greatest of all time. Oh, no, no, what, Stipe? No, too new. Stipe has the potential for sure. He's like at the door.
You know, if Stipe can put together some... Oh, he has some work to do before he can say he's the greatest.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no doubt.
But he's in an advanced place, right?
Knocked out Verdum in a beautiful one-punch knockout in Brazil.
Oh, he tagged him!
Wobbled him.
Left hook.
Maldonado with a beautiful left hook.
God damn, his boxing is crisp.
I'd say Maldonado's striking's better this fight.
Looks good, man.
Yeah, it does.
Looks more crisp.
Well, he also knows this is a super dangerous opponent.
Oh, my God.
Oh, nice knee to the body by Fedor.
Fedor's still quick as fuck.
Oh, man.
Combo.
Beautiful combo by Fedor.
Really doesn't drop. Oh, God damn. Mald Beautiful combo by Fedor. Really isn't dropping.
Oh, Jesus.
Maldonado clipped him again with a left hook.
Backed him up.
That left hook on the outside.
Oh, the jab.
Goddamn.
Maldonado is a good fucking striker.
You know, it's one of those things where you got to wonder, like, is this what Fedor wants to do?
Is this like an exciting fight for him?
Is he enjoying this?
Or is this a financial decision?
Do you feel like it's diminishing his legacy?
No.
Not to me.
To me, it's just this is who he is.
This is not what he's done.
He's just a fighter.
What he's done is just fucking, you can't take that away from him.
Yeah, I agree.
I mean, if you go...
It'll always be pound for pound,
one or two for me, heavyweight.
Oh, yeah, I think one.
I think one.
You think?
Yeah.
Verdum has a case.
He does have a case,
but the thing is,
I don't know if Fedor was the same guy
by the time he got to Verdum.
I mean, it's total speculation.
I also think...
You know, guys come along in errors, man.
I agree, because you look at what Kane did and Verdum, they're also facing, I mean, it's total speculation. I also think it's tough. You know, guys come along in eras, man. I agree.
Because you look at what Kane did, Enver Doom.
They're also facing, I think, more well-rounded guys.
Yeah, good shots of the body. But that's the evolution of the sport.
100%.
But, you know, when you're looking at all-time greats, don't you think that Muhammad Ali is the greatest boxer of all time?
I do.
For many reasons.
Right?
But if you, yeah, like for socially.
Yes.
Yeah, and what he stood for.
Cross over, pop culture, all that.
But do you think that he would have survived Mike Tyson,
the Mike Tyson that beat Marvis Frazier?
Yeah, I do.
Maybe.
But did you ever watch Henry Cooper knock him down?
Yeah.
They're like the same age.
When Henry Cooper knocked Tyson down,
or excuse me, Muhammad Ali down,
and...
We're talking Muhammad Ali before the draft bullshit.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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This was when he was Cassius Clay.
No, I'm saying when he's Cassius Clay, he beats Mike Tyson.
Afterwards, it's tough.
Interesting.
It's tough.
It's hard to say, man.
Yeah.
And that's the thing, right?
It's like when do you catch the guy?
Like when you look at this Fedor, you can't judge this Fedor In the third round of this fight
With Fabio Maldonado
Who's been beaten up
His eyes are almost swollen
This is just not quite the same guy
As the guy who we saw
Just armbar Kevin Randleman
After getting suplexed
The guy that we saw
Come back against Fujita
Fujita caught him with a big punch
Those Noguera grounding pounds Oh yeah. Those Noguera grounding pounds.
Oh, yeah, man.
Those Noguera grounding pounds.
It's hard.
With the timing.
It's tough.
Because remember, Verdum fought in pride.
And he would have ate fucking Verdum's lunch back then.
But Verdum now would twist his fucking head off, I think.
They're a different guy now.
Yeah.
It's hard to say.
Verdum now is on the, he's still at the very highest level.
I mean, we got to see how he rebalanced the Stipe knockout because that was a brutal knockout.
But before that fight, if you look at his knockout of Mark Hunt, if you look at a submission victory over Kane, you're looking at like the best version.
But then you think about Junior Dos Santos in his prime against Fedor.
That's a fucking fight.
Junior Dos Santos.
In his prime?
In his prime.
Before the Kane stuff?
I'll tell you what, dude. He looked really fucking good in his prime in his prime before the cane stuff but i'll tell you what dude he
looked really fucking good in his last fight great he did look really good he looked great
shocking right amazing really good amazing i mean a lot of people thought that ben rothwell
had the answer to his uh boxing style with his you know ben is just awkwardness real awkward
and dangerous.
Super dangerous with his knockout power.
And also really confident.
Ben is just a real savage.
And a super experienced guy.
He's been around for a long time.
And huge.
Huge. Enormous.
One of the physically biggest guys in the heavyweight division.
I didn't realize how big he was.
Even at weigh-ins, I was like, he's not that big.
Then when I got knocked down, I was like, Jesus Christ.
What the fuck am I doing at heavyweight?
He's so big.
He's enormous and hairy.
He's so big that there's no doubt he could not make 205.
You look at him and you go, what?
What?
He's a real heavyweight.
Get the fuck out of here. It's not like if he lost three in a row, we're like, hey, what do you think of 205?
No, man.
What do you think of 300?
Yeah, he's the argument for the weight class.
Yes.
Man, he's got his hands down all the way through.
Boom, boom, boom.
He's exhausted, I think, man.
Look at that.
His hands are way down.
But a lot of times he fought like that.
Oh, man.
He did fight like that.
He never moved like that in prayer.
But he's just, you know, I mean, you've got to consider the beating that he took in that
first round.
But if you remember, like, the crow cop that used to...
There it is.
That's the end.
That's it?
Yeah.
I had first round 10-9, second round 10...
I mean, first round 10-8, second round 10-9.
This round, I don't fucking know.
He won this round, too.
It's a draw.
It's a draw.
It seems like a draw.
I would assume that it's a draw if I didn't know the score.
He jumped up on the ring like he for sure had it.
Well, you know, he fought well.
In that first round he did.
Second 30, he did nothing.
He was fade.
He all faded would be the understanding.
He landed a couple shots in that round, though.
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In that round, he had a flurry.
Well, Fedor definitely came back in that second, and his range was better.
Yeah, I would say that that's reasonable to call that a draw.
If I was watching this and I was objective, there's Nurmagomedov in the house.
Either it's a draw or Maldonado won. Either it's a draw. If I was watching this and I was objective, there's Nurmagomedov in the house.
Either it's a draw or Maldonado won.
Either it's a draw or Maldonado won. Yeah, I don't see Fedor winning this fight at all.
I agree.
Even the damage.
Well, there's no way that Fedor won the second or the third by any more than 10-9.
If you hit the standard scoring system like that.
I forgot he dropped him like that.
Left hook.
He cracked him.
He cracked him.
He cracked.
Even in these rounds, he still hurt Fedor more than Fedor hurt him.
Fedor hit him more.
Fedor hit him with some good shots in those second and third rounds,
but he wobbled Fedor in the second round, right?
He's landing on the shoulder a lot, too.
Yeah.
Well, there's a nice right hand.
Look, it's a good fight.
You know, and Maldonado rose the occasion, and for Fedor,
this is a very, very difficult fight.
Dude, did you ever see when Fedor would
make paintings and they would sell them on
eBay? Yeah, beautiful.
They were terrible. People would buy
them. Beautiful paintings. I even looked at bidding on
one. I was in
college and I was like, I want a Fedor painting.
It was like a smiley face.
Man, he's a genius move.
He's an all-time legend right there.
You have to draw good. If you're Fedor, you just fucking do it.
Shit, I almost bought it.
It would take my fucking PayPal.
He's 39 now.
Is that how old he is?
Yeah, 39.
39, that's it?
He needs to stop.
All-time legend, man.
All-time legend.
How old is Dan Henderson?
Dan Henderson is 45.
Dan Henderson is a goddamn American treasure.
Just knocked out Hector Lombard.
By the way, Dan Anderson.
He's fighting for a world title.
By the way, knocked out Fedor.
Don't forget that.
That's fucking right.
The way he knocked him out.
Strike force, Fedor.
He throws that hook, he misses, and he comes back with the elbow.
Oh, yeah.
That was some shit you can't even put in a movie.
You can't put that in a movie.
No.
People would go, shut up.
And why does he move so stiff?
In the movies, people would be like, I don't believe that this guy could hit that hard
look how he moves these are fedor's paintings look at this oh shit he stepped his game up now
they're retired he's a little more detailed eddie look up there no i don't want that fucking
beautiful that's a beautiful tweety bird look at those cute little girls no no he's had way worse
with i didn't want these these are too good let. Let me tell you something, man. We all miss... Oh, I want that sad gnome.
He's drawn this shit. I want that sad gnome
because it looks like his face. That's crazy.
Listen, man, we all miss something in our world
by Brock Lesnar and Fedor
never fighting. I agree. We all miss something.
100%. We miss a little piece of life.
It's not too late.
That could have been really interesting. It could still happen.
It could definitely still happen.
I mean, if Fedor just won this fight, and if Brock wins his fight, which is certainly a big if,
and if the UFC decides to sign Fedor after this fight, because to the fans, like, this is a really tough fight.
Buddy won.
It's still not a loss.
You know, after you wait a few months, I'm just saying if I was a salesman which I kind of am that's your thing that's what I would say I would
say let's fucking do this over we've always wanted to see this let's do this
I want to see them give him a fucking use on exemption stop playing games
everybody games give him some tribulation rewind you let him take
whatever he wants he's fighting Brock Lesnar. Let him take whatever he wants.
He's fighting Brock Lesnar.
Let him take whatever he wants.
Let him get some of that
baboon. God damn, that reporter's enormous.
That's a big reporter.
Hey, bro.
Get smaller.
I'd like to see him and Fedor go at it after that.
Yeah, it's Fedor's dad.
Giant-ass gorilla.
Who's that guy? say or his dad giant-ass gorilla god who's that guy look at his hands jesus they're enormous you know what that could be andrew carellon remember that guy it's definitely not though carellon looks like way harder he's
like he's terrifying looking cool mike talking about that pepsi mic is that what that is yeah
no i don't know what the fuck it is
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Pepsi mic
that's the ultimate
that's the ultimate
ad space right there
it's that Pepsi wasp mic
it's right on the mic
fuck the interview
look at this shit
god look at Fader
well the UFC has
like a
we have like a little
UFC logo
but that's the show
that's the show
and like a network
yeah but when you have
what if the UFC had a
monster
mic
can you imagine that?
But when I do interviews for Fox, if it's FS1, it says Fox on the little thing.
Nothing wrong with that, but like a sponsor.
But what do you think that is?
Is that a station?
What is that on his mic?
I think that's Russian Pepsi.
Isn't it?
Look at that.
It's got to be.
Wow.
Or they just like the same colors brendan shop what if you were
fredor's friend would you tell him right now i would give him a way harsher talk than he gave me
i would fucking like hey man because i'm sure he has options in russia he's a living legend he's
like brad pitt in russia you know i'm saying did you know that there's like someone was saying
something crazy someone sent something to me on Twitter about him fighting Valuev next?
That seven-foot-tall Russian boxer?
Is that bullshit?
I mean, if he takes him down, sure.
It's just a circus now, though.
It's just a fucking circus now.
Hey, that's the way it is.
I don't know, man.
End up in Vegas.
He's going to end up fighting, you know, giant dudes that don't know shit in Vegas.
Because UFC gets ate the fuck up.
Remember, he did that twice.
He fought Zulu, who was a huge guy, but really fat.
But then he fought Hongman Choi, who was like a seven-foot-one guy.
He was enormous, right?
He could do that in Vegas, dude, at the Mirage.
You're totally right.
I don't think you'd sell tickets.
Why?
I'll be going.
Are you not going?
You'd have to fight three dudes a night.
Dude, we'd go to the front row.
Saturday, Sunday. We'd do a live fight three dudes a night. Dude, we'd go to the front row. Saturday, Sunday.
We'd do a live fight companion from that bullshit.
That would be the shit.
Be a live fight companion.
If we ever get hired by a casino to do a fight companion in a large space.
Guarantee we get enough for now.
Oh my god, we're going to get drunk.
Someone's going to kill us for our crazy opinions.
What was I asking you? Research?
I caught value of it, but I don't know if you want me to look up
Whether or not Fedor is rumored to be
fighting Valuev next
Because someone was
saying that on Twitter
Can you believe he's gonna fight Valuev? And I was like, what?
I think it was Twitter
Reddit somewhere. I don't remember where I read it
He just needs to stop. Well, maybe
Does he need to stop. Well, maybe.
Does he need to stop or does he need to do
whatever the fuck he wants to do?
Oh, he needs to do
whatever the fuck he wants to do.
This is probably more fun for him.
That did not look fun.
I'm telling you, man.
He got dealt with in that fight.
But came back strong as fuck
in that second round.
Still got dropped again.
This is the first real challenge
that he's had.
The first guy just could not grapple with him.
Takes that guy down, dominates him on the ground,
ground and pounds him.
This fight, he gets tested.
So what he's got to do now, for sure,
is take some fucking time off.
Take a long time off.
I think he's taking enough time off.
You've got to heal up and get your ass back.
You don't got that much time.
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But that's not what I'm saying.
I agree with you 100%,
but I think he's got to take some time off from that beating.
He took a beating, dude.
You can't just jump right back in.
You'll still be suffering.
Remember what Stipe did to Maldonado?
Yeah, I do.
I do.
I do.
Stipe is a monster, dude.
He starched him.
Congratulated him in the ring after this.
Oh, Valuev did?
And that's about, I don't see anything about a fight.
But there was some weird thing where they cut to Valuev
and he made a face, because
Fedor was making some sort of a speech
and they cut to Valuev.
I'm just speaking out of like,
you know... Bullshit rumor.
Well, also, like,
if I had to be skeptical, I would say
that's probably what they do.
Was Putin there? That's what it says. It says
many notable people came to congratulate him, including Nikolai Valiuev and more notably Vladimir Putin.
Yeah, Putin and him are boys.
Are you scared if Hillary Clinton wins?
Oh, shit.
I'm more scared if Donald Trump wins.
More scared?
Yeah.
I think he's...
Either way, you know what?
This is what I think.
Hillary Clinton, a million percent is going to win.
A hundred percent.
Donald Trump, they're not going to let him be president.
That was just a big distraction.
They put him in there to make sure Hillary wins.
For sure.
No way is Donald Trump going to be president.
That is not going to happen.
Hillary's going to be the president.
It's all set.
It's been set.
Tower 7, Hillary Clinton.
No, no.
What do you think?
You think the election was rigged with Bernie Sanders in California?
And Hillary?
You think it was rigged?
You look into it at all?
You didn't look into it?
I do not think it was rigged.
There was definitely some sort of a problem with, there was votes that weren't counted, right?
Yeah, definitely.
That's pretty much mainstream.
They got busted.
Hold on a second.
And then boom, Orlando. Hold on, Eddie. That's pretty much it. They got busted. Boom Orlando.
A friend of mine who I follow on Facebook,
he was really big in the Bernie campaign,
following a lot of it,
posting things all throughout the last couple months.
He was even making posters that were going viral online
for helping voters for registrations and whatnot.
His vote wasn't counted.
And it said because he didn't sign his thing.
And he is adamant that he 100% followed everything to the T,
double-checked all his stuff,
and they're telling him his vote won't be counted 100%.
So what's the conspiracy?
The conspiracy theory is that Hillary's campaign is actively suppressing votes.
Is it that? Or is it that there's a bunch actively suppressing votes. Is it that?
Or is it that there's a bunch of people that are zealous and they identify with the Hillary party
and they work in some way, shape, or form in counting votes?
It means your vote doesn't count.
That's what that means.
Everyone's all happy.
Oh, I voted.
If you didn't vote, don't fucking complain. Guess what? Your vote didn't count. Right's what that means. Everyone's unhappy. Oh, I voted. If you didn't vote, don't fucking complain.
Guess what?
Your vote didn't count.
Right.
No, I totally get that.
But I'm saying, like, what do you think is the mechanism?
Like, what's actually happening here?
Is it because they think that Hillary's part of the club?
So Hillary, it's like there's some sort of concerted effort to make her win, even though
they know she wasn't winning.
She's part of the team, man.
So she's going to win no matter what.
So who, no matter what.
Here's the question.
Here's a real question.
Who's doing that and how is that?
Is it the people that are working in the campaign offices and in the election offices?
Or is it the government?
Well, the people that are working in the election offices, the people that count elections, right,
§15Transcript · 43:20–47:54
they count results, they must have some kind of political bias right they must i mean people do right
everyone does right some people are just naturally democratic some people are naturally conservative
they'd have to how do they account for that when it comes to something like this like when you have
what is the excuse like what's the what is the the the reason they're saying why these
votes weren't counted provisional ballots is something I've heard come up a lot,
and they're going to be counted over an extended period of time,
but they've already made calls for things, so I don't know how that fucks it up.
But the dude you know said that his stuff wasn't signed, right?
They said he wasn't signed.
Did you take a photo of it before?
There's a screenshot I saw.
I think that he said he's got even eyewitnesses that saw him sign it or something.
Is he still alive?
But he has a screenshot of him with it signed.
Not a screenshot of that.
It was a screenshot of the response, the voter registration thing that said his vote wasn't being counted.
A whistleblower came out and made a video.
She made a video and explained everything, how they trained her, what to do.
And what they did is they supposedly, this is what she said, that they told her that anybody
because you could vote for a candidate but not
be part of a party. You could just say
I'm not Democrat, I'm not a Republican.
Whatever, there's a name for it.
No
political whatever representation.
I don't know what the fuck it is, but you're
that third class.
So if most of those people were voting for Bernie
so they weren't either Democrat or Republican, so they were on that third class. So most of those people were voting for Bernie. So they weren't Democrat or Republican.
So they were on that third pile.
And that third pile, none of those votes got counted.
Whoa.
That's what the conspiracy theory is.
And that's huge shit.
Huge, huge.
That's not good.
Yeah.
Your vote doesn't count.
Well, that's also what happened during the Al Gore, George W. elections, where they said that if you actually counted the
real numbers of people that voted, like all that dangling Chad bullshit, if you actually
count the actual results after they sorted it all out, Al Gore won, he won the election.
I mean, this is like pretty well established, but it's one of those things where, you know
how referee stops a fight for the wrong reason?
Yeah.
Once they stop the fight, the fight stopped. Yeah. the fight's stopped it's kind of the same thing with calling
the president, they're so terrified
of this idea of losing
the power that they get
from controlling the leader of the world
which is exactly what it is when you just decide
that someone's a president, if you got to a point
where you're like this is so stupid, why are we still having presidents
and everybody agreed, there'd be no one person
that would have that position of power. They're so
terrified of that, that even in
some sort of a crazy dispute
where Al Gore may
or may have not, obviously I didn't count them, but
if you count them all up and you listen to a lot of the people
that did, they said that Al Gore won
that election. He should have won that election. That's crazy.
And we're not even going to entertain it.
We're just not even going to entertain it.
And Al Gore backs away. And didn't the same thing happen with
Kerry? Didn't the same thing happen with Kerry?
There was like some dispute as to whether or not
Kerry won or didn't. I thought Al Gore was a
for sure. I think Kerry was close, but didn't win.
I think Kerry was an issue too. There was
some sort of a dispute with Kerry too.
I think with all those guys, it's like that the
game is so fucking
wacky. It's like the game is so fucking wacky.
It's so, the game of controlling the geopolitical power of the world and controlling the greatest nation the world has ever known
and the best people we can get are the people that we're voting on right now.
It's ridiculous.
Well, the smartest people aren't going to run for president.
Watch a documentary on YouTube called behind the iran contra affair
you'll get to see this is all public shit the iran contra affair that shows you how every how
people get honeydicked it shows you everything watch that and the clinton chronicles the clinton
chronicles and behind the iran contra affair it's fucking nuts don't get a star on Tower 7. Well, we don't have to go to that. The Iran-Contra affair is undeniable.
It's one of those...
The Iran-Contra affair is one of those conspiracy theories
that's so legit and so verified and so proven
that it opens the door to a lot of other stuff.
Because you go, well, wait a minute.
How the fuck did they think they could pull off this?
How did they sell drugs in the L.A. ghettos to fund these crazy military operations in other countries?
Dude, what they did, it was they sold drugs in the ghetto.
Like, they sold...
Make profit?
Look, here's the thing.
Gangsters.
If you know...
There's like two dozen people running all that shit.
Yeah, not that many.
Not that many. You know, and that's one of the things that the CIA guys, when you If you know. There's like two dozen people running all that shit. Yeah, not that many. Not that many.
You know, and that's one of the things that the CIA guys, when you get to know them and
you start communicating with them, you realize, okay, there's some cowboys that realize they're
kind of operating on their own and they realize they can make a lot of money and they went
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for it.
I think that's what happened.
They have deep military connections.
It's the military that makes it happen.
I think that happened in a lot of cases.
And there's a lot of dudes who sold drugs and did all kinds of other shit because there's a lot of other people doing it.
And they're like, fuck these people.
Why should these people make this money?
And we can take this money and we can go do some other shit.
And they got caught with it.
They got caught funding the war with the Contras and the Sandinistas in Nicaragua.
That was during the Oliver North trials.
All that crazy shit.
Dude, it was bananas.
How about they got cop busted?
There's like five people involved.
Was the 2004 election stolen?
Republicans prevented more than, what does that say?
350,000 votes in Ohio?
Article written by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Published in Rolling Stone.
Whoa.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.?
Yeah.
So you see, there's always these debates and disputes about elections.
But I think at a certain point in time, like as a people,
we have to come to this conclusion,
this idea of giving all the power to one group like this is just,
it's intoxicating.
It's dangerous.
It's not good for them.
It's not good for us.
It's not good for anybody.
We shouldn't have these groups that have so much power over what you do or what you don't.
And especially, like, what the fuck happens with the future of the world?
Like, who are these people?
Like, why?
Why do they?
Because we decide?
Because everybody raises their hand and they point to a guy?
That guy gets to choose?
This is madness.
We've got to stop doing this.
It's so gangster it's old
school for sure iran contra scandal was when ronald reagan was president and george senior
was vice president george senior was vice president he was the former director of the cia
he's right there vice president actor fucking president during that's when they were george
bush was running all kind of game through the c. And they got caught selling arms to Iran through Israel.
We were supposedly, those were our enemies.
And then they said it was because they needed to free the hostages.
So that's why they were selling arms to them.
That sounds like a reasonable deal.
Yeah.
Sell them some old shit and light them up
because you get your people back.
Sweet guns.
Check these out.
They were just making money.
The guys that were handling the deals,
they were just skimming all the money.
And they got busted.
So the guys that got indicted, those four dudes,
as soon as George W. Bush, or George, not W,
George Sr. became president, he pardoned
all those guys.
He let them all out of jail.
It's gangster.
They know where he sleeps.
Fuck.
They're gangsters, dude.
And it's public knowledge, and no one can do anything about it, and you just can't do
shit about it.
So crazy.
Like, you can't do anything about any of that shit.
That shit was all public knowledge ever they had the
Hearings in front of Congress on public television for two or three weeks. It was huge
Yeah, I remember it got busted and guess what?
Nothing that guess what George singer became president. How about that? How about that for a gangster move?
He became president and then he got his retard son to become president
He wasn't he wasn't retarded just wasn't
Really smart. Yes. How about this people frown on how about this when he was he was vice president when all that should happen
So when those dudes got busted he parted him once he became president and the guy
responsible for all for allowing all the drugs to come in illegally through the
CIA was Bill Clinton.
In Arkansas while he was the governor.
Guess what? After George
Sr.'s president, Bill Clinton
takes over. He was next. He hooked him up.
What's up? He said, hey, let us run this shit
through your goddamn state and we'll hook
you up. We'll let you be president for a few years. What about that?
It's hard to argue.
It's hard to argue with the raw facts of me
Thanks, Barry Seals connection watch the crit the Clinton Chronicles watch that shit on YouTube the Clinton Chronicles
You'll see how when he was when Bill Clinton was governor of Arkansas. He was gangster. He was the most gangster
I love me some Bill
Sop soprano guy. He's getting his dick sucked
in the White House. That's nothing.
That's nothing.
They know Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton was
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that's all he cared about was pussy.
That's all he cared about. And there's
whistleblower after whistleblower.
That's what he was known for. He got down.
Clinton played that saxophone. He got his dick sucked. He was a beast. he was he was like what's his name Jimmy
Soprano what's that guy's name Tony Tony's how many guys have done coke in
the White House they brought it in they dealt it they brought it in how many
people you think what well anybody ever smoked a joint at the White House?
You're crazy.
I don't think Obama's smoking joints at night.
No, you know what?
I don't know.
So much weed.
Come on.
For sure coke.
A lot of scotch.
What kind of paranoia do you think that he would get if he was smoking weed at night?
He would sleep at night.
What's that?
David Cross admits to snoring cocaine at the White House.
He won't be back.
He won't be back?
He won't be back. You know what? They don't even give a shit. How the fuck? You think they don't even give a shit? The White House. He won't be back. He won't be back? He won't be back.
You know what?
They don't even give a shit.
How the fuck do you think they even give a shit?
Dave's a comic.
The White House don't care.
Dave's a comic, right?
I'm not really shocked by that.
They don't give a fuck.
No, I'm sure he's telling the truth.
I'm sure he's telling the truth.
Everybody knows the CIA is doing all these covert operations.
They invite the world champions of the NFL, NBA.
There's some snorting going on.
That's amazing that they would fucking bring coke into the White House. Despite the world champions of the NFL, NBA, there's some snorting going on.
That's amazing that they would fucking bring coke into the White House.
That is such a ballsy move.
Are they going to pat down the celebrities?
Do the people that are running the elite, they're partying harder than anybody.
Who is?
You see the eyes wide shut?
It's just like that.
It's real, bro.
It's a documentary.
I want to hear it.
It's on YouTube. No No it's at the library
Like where else
Are you going to watch some shit
I don't watch my shit on YouTube
I watch it on
Science.com
That's what I watch it on
Netflix
Hulu
Amazon
Okay
Not YouTube
What are you watching on YouTube
Dude I watch
Wait a minute
What exactly
What were we just talking about What was the documentary No when people say He says YouTube And then you watch it on YouTube. Wait a minute. What exactly? What were we just talking about?
What was the documentary?
No, when people say, he says YouTube, and then you watch it on YouTube, it's like,
where else are you going to fucking watch it?
Hulu?
Yeah.
Fucking yeah.
Hulu's a fine platform.
It really is.
I don't know where you're going with this.
Not YouTube.
Not YouTube.
Snoop Dogg says he smoked marijuana in the White House without Obama.
Without Obama.
Yeah, probably.
That's a good move.
No, it's on YouTube, man.
I don't believe it.
If it was on Vimeo, I would believe that.
Or CNN.com.
What, Jamie?
Willie Nelson did, too.
I need that CNN app.
Willie Nelson smoked weed in the White House?
I want to believe that shit.
That's all Willie Nelson does.
There's a bunch of shit going on.
I wish Brian Callen didn't leave.
Then you and him could get into it.
Oh, me too.
Hey, I don't know how to get into it.
Your whole Clinton conspiracy, Brian would wreck.
He loves Clinton.
I'm done with the Tower 7.
What fascinates me more is how people can watch that shit and still not believe it.
That's more fascinating. What's behind that shit and still not believe it, that's more fascinating. What's behind
that shit? I think it's the YouTube footage.
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That's what I want to know. It's like, fuck.
How the fuck? What
does that happen? How do you get hypnotized?
You could see that shit coming down, but
yet you still think it came down by fires.
That is more fascinating.
I had people reach out to me, bro,
how do you make fun of your buddy's beliefs like that?
It's no different.
Like, hey, man.
I'm not offended at all.
I'm not making fun of them.
We're just debating.
It's a conversation.
We're just debating.
I don't believe in dragons.
You guys don't make fun of me.
I'm looking into hypnotism, man.
I want to know everything about that shit.
I want to know about MKUltra and all mind control stuff.
That's what I'm into.
Because that shit works.
Dope headlights on that car.
Look at that shit.
This Formula One car.
That's the hazards, man.
That's that Porsche, son.
That thing is insane.
That's that 979 whatever RSR.
918?
Is that what it is?
The new one?
Look at that thing.
Those tires can't be cheap.
You know what?
There's a weird thing that happens
when they switch to these insane shapes.
Those tires can't beat you.
How much do you think each of those tires cost?
500 bucks?
Oh, fuck you.
More than that.
No way.
Way more.
Those are slick.
They're sponsored.
Oh, no, no.
They don't pay for them.
No, but if you have to pay for them, 500.
More than a grand a tire.
Do they go through it in like fucking half an hour?
More than a grand a tire for those.
Yeah.
Because they have to be rated to go over 200 miles an hour and not burn.
Those things are insane.
They're all slicks, you know.
They don't have any tread on them.
That's the thing about those tires.
They're like this really soft, sticky component.
And so they kind of like drive with them and heat them up and move around with them.
And then once they heat them up real good, they become super adhesive.
Yeah, real sticky.
And you could just take these.
Doesn't that slow you down?
No, no, no.
It grips to the road like a gecko.
It's way better because you don't get as much tire spin.
See, Jamie, that's NASCAR, dog.
I'm talking about F1, son.
It's got to be very similar.
Okay, let's see.
350 to 450 each.
I told you. Racing teams don't $450 each. I told you.
Racing teams don't buy their tires.
I told you.
They lease them from Goodyear, the official tire supplier of NASCAR, on race day.
Each team is allowed to lease 16 sets of four tires.
$450 a tire.
Go to discount tire.
That's how much tires cost.
Look how crazy that is.
16 sets.
It takes them 16 sets of fucking tires.
Oh, that's a lot of fucking...
Well, that's because those things are super gummy, man.
So, like, the really good racers, they know when their tires are, like, ready to go.
They start feeling the slippage.
They start...
They're so sensitive.
It's, like, really like their ass.
Like, their ass and their feet and their hand connected to the wheel.
They go, oh, this bitch is slipping just a little bit more than it did the last lap how's that
back Eddie yeah me too is this would you want to try one of these chairs is this
what do you think this would be better is that one allow you to like lean back
a little bit more what's better yeah this is a good one. It's okay. I mean, we've sat here for seven hours already. Yeah.
I'm going to have to get going pretty soon, brother.
This is ridiculous.
Why are we still doing this?
How much time do we do?
We've been going since 7.30.
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How much time do we do?
This is going to be a five-hour podcast.
We deserve an hour.
That's it?
That's so ridiculous.
Let's break it up into two pieces.
Oh, yeah.
I have to.
Part one, part two.
God, we're so ridiculous.
We should shut the fuck up.
Just a couple guys having fun, man.
See, look at this guy sliding backwards.
Tell me that looks like a good time.
This guy's slamming into him.
He's Asian.
You don't know that.
You're just being rude.
There are no Asian NASCAR drivers, though.
That's a good point.
Yeah, we thought about that shit in 2003.
You're guaranteed a wreck.
You know what I mean? That brings in the people. That's what they want. Yeah, we thought about that shit in 2003. You're guaranteed a wreck. You know what I mean?
That brings in the people.
That's what they want to see.
Bro, he's 61 years old.
No wonder he's fucked.
He's saying shit.
NASCAR should go for that.
What's that?
There's just one?
There is one.
You're talking about the exception.
How dare you, Eddie Bravo.
You don't even research.
Yeah, Eddie.
Probably crashes more than anybody.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm sorry, Asians Asians I'm sorry out there
we're just joking around
it was an old sketch
that we did on the man show
that got rejected
it's a long day
a lot of podcasting
alright folks
so I guess that's it
we'll wrap this up
I hope you guys enjoyed
the fuck out of it
we did
I enjoyed the fuck out of it
Eddie Bravo
you're a gangster
for getting here.
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