Eddie Bravo

00:00Four, three, two, one. Okay, so I'm on my way over here and I'm listening to this new Radio Lab podcast and they're talking about this new technology that's available and I'm like, this is the perfect thing to be listening to right when I'm coming to hang out with Eddie Bravo. Oh no. There's a website called futureofake newsw.com where they show this new technology on display. Well, you know how Adobe does Photoshop and so they can they can adjust images? They can take 20 to 40 minutes. 20. They can do it with 20. They prefer to do it with 40. 40 minutes of recorded audio of you talking. Then they run it through this machine and they can have you say words you've never said. They can have you make sounds that you've never made in those in those those sentences. That's So like you can have a sentence Yeah. Like you can have a sentence that says like, uh, "Hey Joe, uh, you want to get

00:52something to eat after the podcast?" And they can intersect. Hey Joe, I got a bunch of transgender hookers and some heroin. You want to get something to eat and go hang out with them after the podcast? And it would sound exactly like what you said. It it'll sound exactly like your own words, but I'm sure there's going to be experts that can analyze it and go, "This is a this is a fraud for now." Yeah. What they're essentially saying is this is the infancy of it. You have to get like experts to analyze the audio. You could see it right there. They they synthesized uh Barack Obama's uh audio and they have him say things that he never said. They they have him and George Bush going back and forth telling jokes to each other that they never told. Dude, I can we hear this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right now. Can we thing you're talking about? I got to find that.

01:37Okay. See if you can find that. It might be on their website. Um it doesn't sound good when they're doing that, but it's in its infancy. But it sounds like them talking. It just it sounds a little edited. you know, it's not flowing together, right? But apparently they're able to break down faces to the point where say they were saying that like if Jennifer Aniston goes to China and she does a commercial for something, what they can do is have Jennifer Anderson talk for a period of time and they figure out how her her voice moves and they take all these images of her face and they can manipulate it so accurately. They can have someone speak in Mandarin Chinese where all the different, you know, different sounds they make and they could sync up her lips and her movement and the movement of her face to what it would look like if she was making those actual sounds, which is just amazing. So

02:25then they can have a voice like a Mandarin speaking woman who could speak in Chinese and you would see the exact correct movements from Jennifer Aniston's mouth. So it wouldn't like you know how you watch like a American movie though, right? But yeah, let's hear it. Let's hear it because our parties have moved further and further apart and it's harder and harder to find common ground. So, you know, when I said in 2004 that there were no red states or blue states, they're the United States of America, I was wrong. So, you could tell by the lips in that one. If you looked at his lips, it looked funky. But that's just now like what's it going to be like in a year? What's it going to be like in 5 years? And this is this is what they're saying is that what we're looking at now is the future of fake news. They're going to be able to recreate people saying things

03:22that they never said and it's going to be impossible for you to tell the difference. So h how can that be used for the Illuminati? It could be used for anybody. That's the problem. Anybody in it? Is there good in it? Do you see? Oh, we now we can do this. I don't know. It's hard. It's hard to say what would be good because you never know what the end result of anything is going to be when someone creates some sort of a m mindbending worldchanging technology like that. It only could be for bad cuz it's a lie. It's basically going to be a lie. Like whatever comes out of their mouth, it's going to be a lie. So that how there's no way that could be good. Yeah. But see what it is is the consequences of technologists pushing boundaries. See the problem is it's not their their intention is not initially to do something bad. And that's one of the interesting things about the Radio Lab podcast.

04:08Hold on. Because the the Radio Lab podcast talked to the technologist and they confronted her with it. And it's very uncomfortable to watch this lady be confronted with the idea like what if this is used for evil? Like what if it's used for fake news? And you could tell that they don't they're not even thinking about that hardly. All they're trying to do is figure out how to do something that nobody else can do. Like when someone comes up with a technology, if you can tell come up with some sort of a voice manipulating technology like that or a visual manipulating technology, you got to realize there's a bunch of other people that are probably closing in on something like that too. And it becomes this mad race to get something done and to make a ton of money. You if you have something like that that could be potentially worth who knows ungodly sums of money.

04:51I'm just trying to figure out a a way you could use that for good to go away. The one thing that they were saying is you could take recordings of Einstein. There's hours and hours and hours and hours of recordings of Einstein. You could create a visual Einstein and you could have a 3D technology perhaps or virtual reality technology where you're hanging out having a conversation with Einstein. What? And now step one, right? Step two is some sort of a neural interface with virtual reality where instead of just looking at it through goggles, it's it's going into your mind in some sort of a way. It's interfacing with the very neurons and the very your visual cortex. It's it's showing you images that you you know you wouldn't really be seeing. For sure. It would be great for brainwashing though, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. That's a no-brainer. That's for sure going to

05:43be used for brainwash. But fake like fake news like just like you said. See the thing is no one gets out alive with this So this is the thing. There's no The one thing that might be fascinating about it is there's going to be no control. Like everyone's going to be able to eventually use something like this. And they said that it would require like painstaking step by step a person going over the data to to see if they could figure out what was manipulated. And they think they could find like 75% of the ones that have been manipulated right now. They can find the fake ones. But the problem is like the amount of time that it takes to do that is astounding. It's crazy. It's an it's peopleto people time. Like you have you have to be sitting there like going over it looking what is this? Check that out. Go back. What's this number right here? Why is this off? What's going on here? Okay,

06:29mark that. Move on. And they have to like do this over and over and over again. They'll look for anomalies. Look for some sort of evidence that it's been manipulated by a digital source or by some sort of a digital control, a phone or a computer or something like that. I think it it'll be easy to tell. for in the beginning maybe. But I mean, how good are Photoshops? Like the Photoshop, Steve, how good are some of his photoshops? And this dude is just having fun. Well, how about that Photoshop of uh um I think it's Neil Armstrong where he's he's standing on the moon and it's like there's a shot there's a shot of him looking down. It's like a selfie. And then there's the Earth in the background. And they proved that's a photo a Photoshop already. I mean, they could just run it through Just basic You could see that it was cut in. Well, there was definitely some

07:13manipulation of photos for press use. This not just speculation. That was 1969. Well, they did it before that even they did it with the Gemini space program. No one's even defending that picture. No one's going, "That's real." Nobody defends that picture. Well, I don't know if they do or don't. But the craziest one is Michael Collins cuz Michael Collins, you can prove it. The Gemini 15 picture, they took a test photo of him like in, you know, some sort of a warehouse where they would strap him up with a harness and they're showing them how to utilize this equipment. And then they blacked all that out and reversed the image and tried to pretend he was doing a spacew walk. You never seen that? Uh, and maybe maybe I've seen I mean I've seen so much on the moon. This one's the best one. It's not even the moon. It's it's just Michael Collins. But you should see because it's

07:55like wait a minute. Why the would they do that? Like see they took a photo. This is 100%. This is not speculation. They took a photo of him at a test facility where they would, you know, prepare themselves for walking on the moon. The one on the left is them preparing. See, you could tell he's in a harness. There's there's a bunch of equipment around and he's hanging on to this thing and they're pulling them like with this harness that he's attached to. And then the next one, it says it's a spacew walk. It's the same exact image. They just blacked it out. They just took all the stuff that was in the background, all the equipment and all the That's kind of a a blurry copy. See if you can find a better copy of it. But what they did was they made a fake photo of a guy in space. That photo is not real. That's a photo of him in the test suit and they just reversed it and

08:46blacked out the uh background. They could get away with stuff like that back then, man. It wasn't That's a better picture of it there. You got to get a That's a good uh representation. It's just what what they did was they fake all that What they did was unquestionably deceptive. So the question is how much of that did they do? Oh, come on. Well, that's the question. The question is it's even this hard the most hardcore skeptics now even the most hardcore skeptics they're like yeah I'm on the fence about that moon thing you know um no one's really no one's really saying yes we went to the moon now even like Mick West will shut up about that you know there you think he will I don't think you're right at all I think he would definitely argue that we went to the moon well he's getting paid for that so like I mean he's got to I mean the dude the dude backs up every official story.

09:36Yeah, but people do that not necessarily because they're getting paid. They do it because that's the mindset they're in. They're in this mindset like we were talking about with someone else before the podcast. Well, he has a website. He makes money on his website. That's what I'm talking about. There's very little money to be made off debunking things. That's not the motivation for doing it when you're a multi-millionaire from video games. I mean, he made a ton of money from from selling video games. He was like uh some sort of a programmer in video games. And then he has a good time debunking things, but he has an official story mentality is what I would call it where no matter what, like there's people that are objective and there's people that are debunkers and he's a debunker. And it doesn't necessarily mean he's wrong about a lot of stuff, but it does mean that he goes into

10:18things with the intention to debunk and the intention to almost always gravitate towards an official story. Yeah. every single he believes Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Yeah, that's a goofy. Come on, man. That one's goofy. He believes Tower 7 collapsed at freef fall speed because of fires. There's a lot of people that believe that. Unfortunately, I'm not a engineer. I would like to know whether or not it's possible to burn a building so bad inside that it does collapse like that. It's impossible. I don't know if that's true. It's No, no, it's it All you have to do is talk to engineers and architects. I've talked to them. You could you could you could hear them talk all of them. That's the thing. There's no there's no architects that uh outside of NIST, a government agency. There's no architects fighting for uh um to debunk the Tower 7. There's none. And every

11:12Okay. I don't know if that's true, Eddie. Neither do you. I don't know if you know that there's like But there's there's got to be some architects and engineers that don't think that that building fell because it was demolished. Now you look now. Well, if you understand how it's it there's about a h 100,000 architects and engineers in the associations like the American Association of Architects and there's about a 100,000 and uh Richard Gage, he's one of them and he didn't know anything about he thought it was a it wasn't an inside job. It took him years and then he didn't really know about Tower 7. Most of them don't know about Tower 7. What he does now, he discovered it. And what he does now is just go from uh convention to convention, sitting 15 architects down at a time, and boom, about 99% of them. They all believe it. They're they didn't even know there was a third tower. It

12:01was not in the media that much. They basically That's crazy. I think by this time, everybody knows about Tower 7. They still don't know. Most people don't know. No, but they don't you don't they don't talk about it on the mainstream media. How could anybody know? But people have talked about it enough online to the point where I don't think more than ever. But still, now more than ever, yes. They go, they hear about that Tower 7 thing, but they don't really know the details. They just kind of just know about it, you know. Did you ever see the video that shows the full collapse, which takes a lot longer? You see the the first collapse, which is the top of the thing falls into the center and it happens. Yeah. They explain architects and engineers. I've sat with them. I'm no structural engineer, but you tell me down. This is what's If someone told you, if someone

12:43told you, uh, there's 85 columns that hold up tower 7. And if someone told you, if a structural engineer told you, would you think he was crazy or would you believe him if he said, and it makes sense. I mean, it's common sense. The only way you're going to get a building to come down like that, any building, any structure, is you have to blow up all 80 columns at the same time. Otherwise, it won't go down like that. To me, that's common sense. To someone who believes NIS, the government agencies said, "No, that's not true. One column went and then it spiraled out of control because of fires." When you talk to structural engineers, I've I've had Richard Gage on my podcast twice. Every time he comes back, he gets more. He just piles on more. He goes, "All I got to do is sit him down." They don't know. Nobody knows. That's the truth. See, has he ever debated someone who's like an

13:32opposing viewpoint, structural engineer? Nobody's backing up. This is what people would though. No, because when they look into it, it's common sense. Anybody knows you? So, you think that they know that it's not true? They think they think that power tower 7 was an inside job and they don't want to debate it because they can't win. Do you really think they think that? You want to say that again? So, you think the people that are debunking it? So like if if he's got this opinion, there's no architects and engineers debunking it. That's already looked into. That that's already been that's already been done and said, there's got to be architects and engineers that disagree. Mm- Come on, man. You don't think there's any people that find a video of a real not a government agency. Jamie, see if you can pull. Doesn't that But doesn't that make sense of if a an engineer told you a strude

14:21who builds skyscrapers told you to your face like I've been told to my face they said the only way that thing and you see it on video engineer after engineer after engineer. Are they all crazy? Engineer engineer after engineer go it's impossible when you look into it. It's impossible for a building to collapse like that unless all 80 columns are blown up at the same time. We we've covered this, but here's the thing. I don't I don't know anything about engineering. I don't know if you have diesel fires that get out of control if it weakens the entire structure where it just collapses like that. I don't know if that's what would you if you have you have guests all the time that are experts in fields that you're not experts in, but when you sit here, I find out sometimes they're wrong, too. Unfortunately, sometimes I let a guy ramble about some stuff and then they

15:05find out that they're making some of it up or that some of it's based on suicide. Does happen. No, but this but an an engineer, a guy who builds this is doesn't it make sense? Doesn't that make sense? Google like try to figure out like who resists architects and engineers like what is it? I'm reading right now an article from the Boston Globe that talks about truthers in 911 and Richard Gage's talked about I think they hold they might have interviewed in a minute. I'm trying to figure out what they what they're talking about. There's got to be some architects and engineers that have had a conversation or a debate with someone that couldn't possibly have fallen any other way. Okay, maybe they're out there. There's no Here's the thing. I don't know Like, I don't know how my computer works. I don't know. How do you know anything? How do you know anything? You know a lot of

15:52You know a lot of But if somebody wanted to argue with me about the components and how they worked on a a laptop, I would have to like go, "Wh you're probably right. I'll have to talk to some computer engineer who's gonna tell me the actual reality of it to build buildings. I've had them on my but I just can't believe all of the people that build buildings think it's an inside job. So what if 90% Okay. What if 90% be pretty impressive? If 90% believe impressive. It was a uh 50% would be impressive. Exactly. It's 50% would be impressive. It's about in the '90s. I don't know if that's right. So I don't know where you get in that number. I'm getting it from Richard Gage who's the head of architects and engineers for 911 truth. Every year they add another couple but you know adding but he might be a little biased right I mean if he's the head of architects and

16:40engineers from 911 truth and he tells you that 90% of the architects and engineers out there think it's an inside job. It might be a little biased. I don't know if that's true and I don't think you do necessarily either. I think we're we're just guessing. I believe it. I would love to see I would love to see an architect or an engineer that disagreed with him talk to him about it and go over the data cuz until that happens I don't know what the they're talking about. No, nobody argues with him. Nobody debates that's got to be there's got to be someone who debunks that guy. Everybody debunks everybody. No, they definitely a smear campaign. Are you kidding? Right. But is it a smear campaign or is it just that they're saying things that he's saying that aren't correct? It's not just him. He's just one he's one of many. It's common sense, dude. Maybe. Okay. It's just like,

17:25right, but I don't know. I don't know anything about making buildings. I don't know anything about what it takes for a building to collapse. I don't know. Totally. I don't know either. Maybe it got hot. I believe it's not just hot. It's diesel fire tanks of gas that were in the basement. I want to believe that. I want to believe that fires made it hot. And I don't want to believe they blew it up cuz that's That's scary. I want to believe the fire. If a fire is in a basement and the fire has diesel fuel and it's burning at some insane temperature and there's shitloads of diesel fuel down there, I wonder what effect that has. I don't know. Do you? Uh I I'm pretty sure based on my life's experience that that's not going to bring down a building diesel fuel life experience based on common sense. It's common sense that yeah, if a building if a building's

18:15going to fall at free fall speed, boom, like that. If a engineer after engineer after engineer at some point I'm going to believe them at at some point I'm not going to I understand Eddie but I don't I don't know if you've necessarily looked into the engineers that disagree I know I know there's a smear campaign there's okay but have you looked into the engineers that disagree there's none there's none there's no there's no documentary there's no documentary documentary find a documentary if there is what about do they have to make a documentary for it to make sense what was that what if it's an article what if it's a peer reviewed paper. What if it's some sort of Those are all dude that's a smear camp. There's that side. There's the elite that don't want this out and then there's people trying to get the truth out. So the elite have the control of the media. So what how are you going to

19:01they have paid shills on? You don't think you think that they dropped they would have dropped the ball big time like Ernest Biner in 1987 for the Browns. They would have dropped the ball. If you're not, if you don't have paid shills online strategically uh pushing the agenda, come on. What are you doing, Jamie? What we about to pull up? There's a bunch of fake on him. What? Jamie, I'm lost. I was I was stuck on this uh Richard Gage thing that I was trying to debunk to see if anybody's debunking him. Uh I'm looking at Twitter. I'm not finding I'm looking around. I'm just looking around. The Boston Globe article says that there's a small vocal subset of people of engineers that are with this uh Richard Gage guy. That's what I had read. I never read that it was like some overwhelming number. Just keep keep stirring. I'm digging. It's it's hard cuz it's fun.

19:51It's exciting. It's exciting to think that there's some sort of a gigantic cabal of super geniuses that run the world and they decided to blow up Tower 7. You know what's funny about the moon? Tower 7. Jesus. Believe it or not, I don't even want to talk about the UFC at all or What's crazy about the moon is the hardest ever accomplished, the greatest by the human race. The greatest accomplishment ever was landing on the moon. Right. Right. So, you would think, holy balls those No. Well, listen. Okay. Okay. But let's just at the time at the time is the the biggest. Okay. Okay. But I'm just talking about like a physical achievement. Three dudes. They got shot up in a rocket. They were in a like a orbiter and then the orbiter shot out the lunar like the LM and then it lands. They played golf, went doom bug riding, did donuts in the sand. They get take pictures. They get back in, take off,

20:51dock with that orbiter, and then fly back. That's the hardest ever. No one died. And dude, can you imagine? Can you imagine that second mission 6 months later they did it again when when they had to break the news that that they were going to use different astronauts cuz every mission they used different astronauts. Wouldn't you think they would like a show like have the same star over and over again? No. The three DUDES HAVE PULLED IT OFF. KEEP doing it. They Dude, are you kidding? They did it before. Yeah, but they don't want to keep doing it. What if it you up? What if what if what if they just got what if they were planning on using Buzz Aldron and and Neil Armstrong, but they just got like Egos and They started going to clubs and Yeah. They were like, you know, they wanted to renegotiate their contract cuz they probably went to the moon for like, you know, $70,000, you know what

21:39I mean? They got that government check. They go, "We'll get you'll get you on the second album or on the second uh just like the record business, you know what I mean? First album make that much." They of course they say, "Listen, we'll get you on that second on the second and third landings. Do you know how much money you're going to make? You're going to come back. You're going to be famous. You're going to be doing all sorts of press. Think about the Think about the coke." All that They they probably got blowned out and got too cocky and wanted to renegotiate. Oh my god. And then NASA said, "We just got to go with some new dudes. They made $8 per DM." When Uncle Sam you raw dollar, he uses sand. Uncle Sam uses broken glass on his dick when he raw dollar. You think those guys went to the moon? Why? Why wouldn't you think they went to the moon? They're not handsome enough.

22:30Come on. That dude in the middle. The dude in the middle. The dude in the middle didn't actually go to the moon. Was hovering in an orbiter. He was hovering in an orbiter and they landed some little piece of Uh lunar lander. What? The landing. Right. And then they took and they show the only time ever they got one shot of it taking off and whatever was filming it followed it all the way up. Yeah. Like who was that? The official story is on a timer. Yeah. No. No. There was a live remote control. That's what they said. That they could control from from Houston. For sure that works. Dude, I couldn't get my cell phone to work on Laurel. The moon landings are so god damn ridiculous. Oh, There's video of them like just maybe 100,000 ft in the air and they're like filming it, making it look, you know, they're manipulating. What the Come on. That video is strange. That's a damning.

23:26I've never seen anybody And those the um explain what they were doing. Well, the video says that they're saying they're at 30,000 miles out. That's what they're saying. something like that. They're like, "Yeah, they're halfway to the moon." They were halfway. So, it's like halfway like 125,000 miles away from Earth. They say halfway. Is that what they said? Yeah. Halfway to the moon. So, that'll make it look like they were far away. So, you know, if they look out their window, the little circle, their whatever shape, maybe it was a rectangle, whatever. The window it the the entire um Earth fills up all the glass, of course, cuz you're like still Well, you got to remember they blocked out all the other windows. That was what was damning about it. What's damning about it is that they've got this camera set up where they're filming the blackness of the interior of the cabin and the

24:14circular window. And the circular window is supposed to represent earth. This little slice of earth with clouds on it and and the black and they got a stencil trying to create the I don't know if that's real. See, I've looked at that a hundred times. It might have just looks like a looks like a stencil. What I think more than anything more more likely it was just like is this what you're talking about? Yeah, that's fake. And now they're pushing it as real. But watch, this is what you could see. You can see um Oh, this is just You gota You got to go to the one where it shows the actual fake footage. This is the actual video. This is not going to show the full thing where they pull away and you see the guys manipulating the dampers and pulling the things off the wall. Then it reveals it reveals that they're in low Earth orbit, that they're not really They're really just looking at Hawaii.

24:56It's like they're they got a little hole and they're focusing on a little island. Google Bart Crell is I had uh I had dinner with this gentleman back in the day. He's a very nice guy and he's a guy that wrote a funny thing happened on the way to the moon and he's absolutely convinced that they never went to the moon. He's a he's not a dumb guy. I had an interesting conversation with him. He's fully on board and absolutely committed and not not that they couldn't do it or that they uh they couldn't get the footage of it, but that they faked the whole thing. Like they never even they never even went out there. Some people think that they couldn't film it. They went there, but they couldn't film it. So, they use this fake film that, but that there was other ways to track whether or not they went there. There's some people that believe that. And then other people

25:37believe, no, no, no. It's all fake. It's all fake. From the jump, they shot them into low Earth orbit. They float around in low Earth orbit and then drop back down. I believe that. I believe it they it's just a scam. They're just making money. And they're and they're showing Oh, there was the distraction for the Viet from the Vietnam War. All six missions during Richard Nixon administration. They did one every six months with different astronauts. No one got hurt. No one died. Are you kidding me? Well, did you ever see the video footage from the first man in space? The video footage of the first man in space is so entirely fake. It's hilarious. It's a guy from Russia. No, the guy from Russia. The Russian guy. I mean, he did go in space, but they didn't have a camera crew inside the capsule with him. There's like opposing lights and different like you could see like there's a distance

26:23between the guy, but it's so fake. It's always been propaganda. Put up Google fake video footage of first man in orbit. What is the what was the Russian cat's name? The first dude that went into orbit, but uh they have a video footage of him inside of Chenin. Olegle Russian Suluv Oleg Tactar was like one of the first leg lock guys ever, right? Yeah, dude. You had to watch You had to watch your with him. He would sombo the out of your legs. Remember there was like a few leg locks back in the day. Just a few. Yep. You know, you know the craziest thing I found out? I thought heel hooks for sure were legal in Sombo. And apparently they're not even legal in Sombo. Oh my god. They just do straight ankle locks and knee bars. And it was because of the shoes and calf cranks. They all wear shoes. Yeah. No heel hooks in sombo. That's crazy. What do you think about shoes? Should

27:17you be allowed to wear shoes? Where? Either in fighting or in grappling. No. No. Yeah, I agree. I think gloves, too. But I'm a broken record with that. Did you find it video of the Just find fake video first guy in face. You want to wear shoes? it. Yeah. Problem is for MMA. Like they kick you and then it goes in your eye. Yeah. What is this? This the footage. No, no, no, no. This is the moon landing. It's a Soviet moon landing. No, first man in orbit. Um, it's uh inside the cockpit. It's like uh faking NASA faking uh Earth. NASA video footage. First man in orbit. Russian. I added Russian cuz nothing came up. No, just put NASA faking Earth. Well, what was the guy's name? Who was the first uh first man in orbit? Who was it? Yuri Gagarin. Okay, so go Yuri Gagarin. uh video. You could see the video. See, he climbs into this thing. He takes off and then like see if you can find the the first

28:21person like Yeah. staring at him. There's a bunch of it where it's like so clearly not really happening. It's all fake, man. They're all faking it. The Russians are faking it. They're all They're all doing it together. We're There's no real cold war. But there was a a a some sort of a video on the analysis of that saying that there's light sources in there. There wouldn't be a light source inside that cabin that you'd be able to film with. And how far away would the camera have to be to capture this? They had these big ass clunky cameras and there wasn't that kind of space. Think about think about TV and the movies when they were born. Were they ever about like what's really going on? You know, Dream Genie was right away. It's right away. It's total right away from day one. It's never There was never a show about what life really is. It was always right from the start. Right from the

29:13get-go, propaganda. They didn't create TV for entertainment. You kidding me? Oh, let's create TV. See, it's not like one super genius wants to create something called TV and then they use that TV to manipulate the world. What happens is one super genius figures to take a a visual image and project it into millions of different televisions at the same time. Hold on a second cuz he's a technologist. So he figures out how to do it. They start broadcasting things through this and then the powers that be realize what kind of manipulation you could get out of something like that where you could show the news every night and presidential addresses and then they started using it for their own good. But it wasn't created to control people's brains. It was created because people have this inherent desire to constantly innovate and make better and better We don't even know why we do it, but we're

30:04obsessed with it. So, these technologists that create it, they they're so far smarter than any of the people that use it and manipulate people. The people that create it, the ones that actually understand how to make a a digital signal with your phone stream live in a Periscope and a guy who is in New Zealand can look at it in real time while you're talking about something. Wouldn't it be a good idea for the Illuminati to seek people like that out and hire them? Wouldn't that be a good move? This definitely a good idea. Hell yeah. You go after those dudes. You bring them in. I think blackmail them. Bam, you got them. Companies work directly with military and they get milit military contracts to make all kinds of They always have whether it's computer stuff, whether it's surveillance equipment. I mean, there's lucrative contracts. Like that was the big thing about the Iraq war,

30:52right? Like everybody was terrified of the fact that you had this guy who was a CEO of Hallebertton, which is a company that cleans up after we blow up and that guy becomes the vice president and then they start getting these giant no bid contracts to clean up after we blow it up. Like the money involved in something like that is insane, right? You're talking just hundreds of millions of dollars just flowing like water, right? It's just constantly flowing. So if you think about that, you think about that's that's going to be the case with everything. If they have the kind of money to throw that way towards the Afghan war, what what kind of black ops money do they have to make those jets? It's unlimited. Those those crazy stealth jets. How much trillions are are constantly missing in the the Pentagon? At back in right before 911, it was 2.3 trillion missing from the Pentagon. literally a

31:43couple of days before. But yeah, the day before uh Donald Rumsfeld, everyone knows about that. But like now it's like, oh, 17 trillion are missing. Like, but here's the thing. Two 2.3 trillion was bad. Where's all this money going? Exactly. These are trillions. Trillions. Yeah. Missing this. They don't know where it's at. But here's what you're saying is not crazy. Like people are listening to this, there's a lot of people that are listening to this that have never heard this before and they think, "Well, this is crazy. These guys are just making up. This is some loony left-wing conspiracy theory. Yeah. Yeah. You guys think that the government was in on this and that it was all a scam to hide the fact that they had stolen trillions of dollars. But they really did have a press conference and it's really available online and Donald Rumsfeld really does look straight at

32:29the camera and he really does say they're missing trillions of dollars. 2.3 trillion trillion trillion thousand billion. And then the next day, 9/11 hits, a plane or a bomb blows up a small little section of the Pentagon where all the the people that are auditing the Pentagon, they the counting office blows up and everyone dies. That's a coincidence, bro. That's a total complete coincidence that could really happen. Listen to me, man. No one would ever kill someone for as little as $2.3 trillion. That's not enough money to get people to kill people. It's just not. People need more money to kill people. People kill people for like 50. Like so someone if you gave a really shitty guy, he would kill somebody for like $1,000. is so corrupt and has always been so Listen to Donald Runell talk about this. Someone talking over. Oh, how dare you talk her over guy. Yeah.

33:27See if you can find the actual video of him talking because it's pretty fascinating. It's just a couple minutes. Donald Rumsfeld. Yeah, that's a good It's a lot of money. Donald, where's that cat? There's a shitload of them. Where'd it go, son? 10 minutes. Um, yeah, this is that's not the full video of him actually saying it. They say put 911 Donald Rumsfeld trillion guaranteed a bunch of And no one ever talked about it again. The second one. Boom. What's crazy is it really didn't get brought up after that. Let's listen to it. Female re-entry. Two things going at the same time, son. trillion dollar in transactions 2.3 trillion 2001 10th of September according to some estimates we cannot track $2.3 trillion in transactions 2.3 trillion with a t the very next day according the accounting offices were destroyed in the Pentagon the 2.3 trillion was never brought up again

34:31who's more gangster than that they got they go, "Dude, we just got to say something." He goes, "You could take the trillions, but we got to make it. We got to admit it and then everyone's going to forget about it." What do people say to that? That's one of one of those ones or what does people What do people say to the idea that the plane would hit the perfect spot to hide the 2.3 trillions of dollars in debt to for you for someone to know to admit to themselves? They'll say, "Everybody will admit the government is corrupt, but when something gets brought up, they're always believe in the government's side." You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but this one doesn't even have a side. Here's the thing. Still, you know what? You should just watch that and know there was fishy 911. I don't trust it. And everything every now you got to look at 911. If you see that and you don't look at 911 with

35:20skeptical eyes there, you're hypnotized. Well, that alone is one of those Arsenio Hall segments, things that make you go, hm, come on, man. It's just like, who you going to trust? You know, you're doing you like if you were doing business with this organization and then you saw a speech by the chairman of that organization and he just said, "We're missing uh $55 billion." Would you still want to do business with this guy? Look at this one. Trillions go missing from the military. Pentagon can't account for 6.5 trillion in taxpayer cash. Cash? No one car. But but everyone's I believe the official story. I believe the official story. Yeah, they did that, but they would they wouldn't do that. They wouldn't do that. Yeah, they're corrupt, but they wouldn't do that. Yeah, they're evil. Yeah, but they wouldn't do that. It's like it doesn't make any sense. Do the report re Look at

36:08this. They cannot provide adequate documentation for how it spent 6.5 trillion. That is hilarious. How do they How do they not all go to jail? How do you Nobody Nobody's going to jail. When you're Illuminati, nobody goes to jail. You're rich as I know, but this is Satanism. The people that the people that have the money that our taxes go to, like they have it, our taxes, we spend the money or we buy, we get the money, we send it to them, they have it. They can't account for 6.5 trillion. That is so much money. That's crazy. That's like, isn't the national debt like 13 trillion or something? What's the national debt? I think it's higher. It's higher. I might have made that up. Yeah. 100 trillion. What do you think it is? What do you think the national debt is? Dude, I have no It doesn't even matter, dude. It doesn't matter what the debt is. 6 trillion. And no, nobody's going to jail.

37:02But what I'm saying is it's half of the I think it might be like half the national debt. National 20. Nobody in the Illuminati goes to jail. So look at that. Our national debt is 20.4 trillion, which we cannot pay. But we can't account for 6.5 trillion. Why even account for it anymore? Just at this point, just just say shut up. it. Let's just uh cross our fingers. Yeah. Well, there was an article that was written about uh the idea that our country was going to descend slowly into something that's not a democracy anymore. And uh the argument you would make if you don't have to account for trillions of dollars that you make us pay for the argument would be that might have already happened. Like where if it's all about money and control, right? What more money are you going to get than $6.5 trillion? Like if it's really all just about money and control, that's

37:57a shitload of money. And well, what's the control? Well, the control is it's rarely discussed. Like there's all sorts of outrageous like transgender people using the women's room. You know what? Once you're in the Illuminati, you're above the law. Nobody's going to jail. They're all doing crazy Nobody goes to jail. Nobody in the Pentagon's going to jail. Are you kidding me? No one in the CIA is going to jail. They're not going to jail. I understand. But what's crazy is that no one talk here. A further mystery is what happened to thousands of documents that should be on file but aren't. The IG study found the DFA, I don't know what that is, did not document or or support why the Defense Departmental Reporting System removed at least 16,513 of 1.3 million records during quarter 3 fiscal year 2015. As a result, the data used to prepare the fiscal year 2015

38:50AGF, I don't know what that is, uh, third quarter and year end financial statements were unreliable and lacked an adequate audit trail. So, they just started yanking transactions and deleting them. Oh, I believe them. Oh, what else? Now, how does that work? Tell me if they if they have black ops, like what we were talking about before. So, if they have like Area 51, which is like Groom Lake, you know, that whole area in Nevada where it's illegal to even get close to where they were supposedly developing stealth bombers and all that They did all that stuff out there, right? Yeah. How much do they get? And how do they how does that money work? Like, is that is that where all the money's going? Is it all going to crazy military projects? Like, what does a black op you know what I'm saying? Like, if they say black ops, right? Is that why they cannot account

39:35for that? I mean, doesn't that make sense? If they're spending trillions of dollars making these crazy jets. Hey, it's missing. Yeah, but but is that what it means? I wonder if that's what it means. I wonder if it means that this is just some they get to just do whatever the they want with and they build these crazy bases and supersonic jets. You know what I mean? Can you imagine the people at the top like the islands they have and Can you imagine? They got pieces of they got pieces of land that we don't know nothing about, man. Well, James, the budget has a like an an area for classified programs. It says they spent like 59 billion on classified programs. Oh, so the 6.5 trillion is on top of that. Maybe classified programs is one level of uh top secret and it gets all the way down to where we deconstruct alien spacecrafts. That's like that Robert Lazar type You ever see that guy's

40:25videos? Yeah, we we check we were into him like 15 years ago. Um I don't I don't know where I stand with him. Still fascinated. That guy's just a little Is he still alive? Yeah, dude. Can you imagine him on this podcast? That would be freakhead. Yeah, but then the government would come. You think you think he's really You know what? He's friends with John Leer and that guy says the most He's the most crazy. John Leer says this is his he his secrets are that there's people there's millions of people on Venus. There's millions of people on Mars. There just there's people all over the on every planet and and uh they're just not telling us about that. But isn't John Lear like do you think that it's possible? I'm just going to throw this out there. Do you think it's possible that John Lear who's like some isn't he a super billionaire character? He was a former CI CIA pilot. He was in

41:16the CIA for many years. Once you're in the CIA or always in the CIA is his but isn't he like some super wealthy businessman? I don't know. Or am I thinking about Le Jets? Am I Le Jets? Is it like his father created Lear Jets? Okay. But is he a super wealthy businessman? He should be. I was thinking if I was one of those guys and I was bored, I might just be trolling the out of people, telling them about people on Mars. That's what he's doing. That's what he's doing for fun. And and they let him in they let him in the Illuminati if he does that. And he's like, "Fuck yeah." Probably was already in. He's probably already in. Like Like what you can't deny is things like Bohemian Grove. Yeah. Here's what you can't deny. Like I'm I'm war I'm on the skeptical side of all conspiracy theories, right? And you know me, hey, don't get me wrong out there. I'm not I'm not going after

41:58anybody. I'm not trying to indict anybody. I feel like there's just too many people are hypnotized to really stop anything. You can't stop these trillions of dollars missing. How are you going to do that? Who's going to who's going to stop that? There's like it's it's uh man, too many people are hypnotized. It's just it's it's hopeless sometimes, you know? Okay. What I'm saying is that what you there's things that you can't deny. And one of the things you can't deny is Bohemian Grove. Bohemian Grove is a place where these leaders and these bankers and these elites of the world literally do get together and put on robes and they get in front of a giant stone owl and they have a like a a ceremony and they burn some sticks. They burn an effigy. It's like it is the when Alex Jones was the first guy to find that. Like you you could criticize Alex Jones all you want and a lot of it's

42:49deserved. He says a lot of crazy and he's a character and he he gets big and theatrical and it's fun, but he's exposed some very real that's undeniable. And one of the things that's undeniable is that there really is a place called Bohemian Grove where these guys really do get together and they get together and they put on robes and they worship this Moolik, the owl god. That's some thing that's been going on forever. That's where people thought Alex was a shield because he would say all this great 911 stuff, 911 stuff, and then he would say he would work into the world's run by satanic pedophiles, you know, so then people go, "Okay, he's a shill. He's a shill." You know, it's like saying it's like John Leer type That's what it sounds like. And that's what it sounded like to a lot of people. They go, "He's a shill. He's talking about everyone's satanic and

43:36they're all pedophiles. He's he's incred he's he's He's a shill." But but uh uh what do what do you know about the Chester Pennington Bennington suicide? Um I know that he had uh done a bunch of interviews where we talked about being raped a bunch of times when he was young and how up it was. Mhm. I don't know anything other than that. Damn. Uh there's I don't want to talk too much about his personal life. Sad. There's no personal life. This is all I'm saying. was was um anytime a dude kills himself, he's got a bunch of kids. Yeah. But when you when you know um you know you know Chris Cornell and him were best friends and you know Chris killed himself on Chris's birthday, right? You know what Chris Cornell um and his wife, they have a foundation called the Chris and Vicki Foundation, and it's all about helping um uh children that were molested and abused, and a lot of them were like

44:37former pedophile uh um child traffickers. Jesus Christ. Uh traffick really into it. And this is a this is this this is the conspiracy theory. I don't know. This is the conspiracy theory. Not with him, man. No. No, no, man. This is this is this is this is why is is getting up. Has has something to do with that. There's um he was the conspiracy theory is that he was involved in stopping trying to you know how Ashton Kutcher is trying to stop uh human trafficking and you know how uh um Corey Feldman he got in an interview he said the biggest problem in Hollywood is pedophilia and then and then there's been several people coming out and the dude from Lord of the Rings Elijah Wood he says it many times he goes there's a big problem there's in Hollywood yeah and everywhere really Hollywood and and and uh Washington DC. Do you know that 800,000 to a million kids get

45:36kidnapped a year? Do you know that? Is that real? I don't know. Look it up. I don't know. Where'd you read that? I don't know. I mean, I somewhere online. I don't know if it's true, but it it didn't 800 to a million kids get kidnapped a year. And you know what city? 800,000 to a million. 800,000 to a million. And you know what? What? Where's the the biggest city? Where? Washington DC. Really? Yeah. Look at how many people are kidnapped. Oh my god. 203,000 children are kidnapped each year by family members. 800,000 children are reported missing. Dude, that's huge. 800,000 a year are reported missing. How many of those are recovered? How many people are kidnapped each day in the US? How many children are missing in the United States? Click on that. How many children are missing in the United States? According to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children,

46:24roughly 800,000 children are reported missing each year in the United States. That's roughly 2,000 per day. Of those, there are 115 child stranger abduction cases each year. So 115 are abducted by children or abducted by strangers each year, which means the child was taken by an unknown person. So a lot of those, they're saying most of those people that were abducted, they were taken u by family members, but it's still a shitload of people. Yeah. Even if it was 200,000. Even if it was 20,000 kids a year get kidnapped. Even if it was 20,000. Isn't that huge? If it's 100, it's 20,00. It's huge. 20,000. Yeah. You know, and Sandy Hook was 20. So, and there's 800,000 to a million and people aren't all over that. There's a there's No one's all over it. Everyone's like, "Oh, that's a con." Like, it's a conspiracy. People are aware of it. So many so many statistics nobody's aware of it but

47:21there's so many statistics when it comes to like how many people die in car accidents and how many people are murdered how many people die cancer and how many people there's a lot of statistics to follow you know when people are you know there's been over time you know that there's been a few people that have been suicided but like they're really murdered but they they would call it what were those two recent ones that were connected to Hillary Clinton where people were like what the yeah explain that what is that there's two of them do do you know the ones I'm talking Jamie, this is real. This isn't This is real about Haiti. There's a Haiti thing going on. There's a Haiti investigation, right? Is this a new one? He was supposed to testify about the money in the Clinton Foundation. I mean, that's what they said. I don't know if he was officially going to testify about

47:59that, but they said he was going to at least talk about it. Yeah, there was two dudes that died in the same month or in the same like in a 30-day period and they said they got suicided. Yeah, they both killed killed themselves. They're both like on their way to testify. So, who knows? Maybe they were really depressed and maybe maybe Here you go. Who are they? former Haiti government official shoots himself in the head in Miami area hotel. Oh my god. Come on. Yeah. Here. And what did he do? What was he doing? Um he was getting ready to testify, son. Was there another one? Find another one. There was another one that was really recent. It was in the same um Was that July that you just looked at? Yeah. Find the other one. There was It was a girl. It was a female. Was it? Yeah. She was a part of the investigation. Ends up suiciding herself. It's like an episode of the house of cards, man.

48:44Isn't that crazy? So obviously, who knows? Maybe they were really depressed and they wanted to shoot their brains out. Maybe. We don't know. We don't know. But I'm saying there's some fishy going on there, right? Kind of fishy. Here's the thing. For sure, someone that works for the government has had someone killed, right? For sure. Let's just go. Even Even Lindy B. Johnson was about to be indicted for two murders before JFK got murdered. Well, let's start from the beginning. Was that true? That's I believe that. Yeah. And then as soon as he becomes president, boom, it's gone. But let's start from the beginning. Okay, for sure someone, whether it was Nixon or whether it was Theodore Roosevelt or Kennedy, someone at some point in time wanted someone dead. Yeah. And they did it. Yeah. And they pulled it off, right? And the best way to do is call it a suicide, right?

49:32And make it look not like a suicide because then you're sending a message. They do it on purpose. But here's the question. If we all agree and I think every reasonable person would agree that somewhere in government somewhere at some point in time someone has ordered someone killed and got away with it. Right? That's that's so that's all I'm saying. Not so then the question is how many other times? Yeah. How often? Did you find that chick who recently got got suicided? But hold on Eddie. Here's the thing. You got to think of military strikes, right? If you're willing to authorize a military strike, you get to the point where you're willing to say, "Okay, do it." Like especially a drone strike. How about that? Like this is the building, the apartment building. We're 977% sure he's in the building. Do we have the authorization? Like how many civilians are we dealing with? Somewhere in the

50:16neighborhood of 30 to 100. Okay, you have my authorization. And they do it. And they launch that. Anytime you do that, if you can do that, if you can press that button and just wipe out a hundred people, including the bad guy, anytime you can do that, well, you just killed a hundred people that didn't do anything wrong. Now, how easy is it going to be to kill some people that you think do a little bit wrong or are annoying or keep with you or like you know the Michael Hastings story? You know that story, don't you? Which one's that? Michael Hastings. Did he get suicided? He was a journalist. Did he commit suicide? Michael Hastings was a journalist who wrote for the Rolling Stone and he followed around a general and he got stuck over there. There was something happened. I think it was that volcano that went off, wasn't it? where they limited uh air travel for like a month.

51:02Anyway, he got stuck over there while the the volcanoes had like they couldn't fly into this The the sky was hazy around this area. Um so he stuck around and they, you know, they got a little loose with him. They joking around about stuff and uh he was, you know, making jokes about Obama and the the Rolling Stone reported it and he wound up getting retired. He retired and stepped down. He had to sort of step down because he was in shame. Mhm. And after he did that, like everybody was furious at this reporter. He got a shitload of death threats because this guy was a serious general and he really knew his and he was well respected amongst his troops and he had a step down and he had like it it put those people in danger cuz this guy had like inside track to these people and they got a little comfortable around him and they took this one part and put it in this article and made this big

51:52story about it. Well, he wound up driving his car into a tree at like 120 mph. I wonder how they pulled that off. The car exploded. It's new cars. New cars. Apparently, they could take over the car. The car exploded and the engine was launched from the vehicle. Like the engine like blew up and was on the in like I forget how far away it was from the car. Fishy, right? Oh, so crazy. Fishy. But who knows? They said this is what the thing they said. They said, "Oh, well, he had um amphetamines in his system." Well, you know why he had amphetamines in his system? Cuz he's a writer. Here's the dirty secret about writers. They're all on Aderall. There's a ton of them on Aderall. Like, if someone's a writer and you got deadlines, you got to be like alert. It's way too easy. I have a good friend who told me that almost all journalists and writers are taking this stuff when they need it.

52:45It helps. It absolutely helps. So, there's the crash and there's the engine. It It launched a block away. And they think that, you know, the the conspiracy theory is that they drove him, not only drove him into a tree, but they had set a bomb in his car and that it um it slammed in, the bomb exploded, and the engine launched. Look how far away the engine is. Look at the engine in the upper right hand corner. There's the car, and look at the engine way up there. It launched. Yeah, the whole thing's crazy. So, what my point was, let me finish my point. up is even if the the conspiracy theory that every now and then a politician, someone in power, even maybe an entertainer has someone suicided because they're in the elite, they got all the connections and they can get away with it, right? Um even if that's not true and that's all and and every suicide generally is a suicide even though it

53:42looks weird. Um, and they they make it look like when you when you watch that movie, the uh the documentary The Clinton Chronicles on YouTube, when you watch that, man, man, they they make it look obvious to to send a message like, "Listen, we got the corner in our pocket. You don't want to with us. We can make anything happen. No one's going to jail." That's what that is. But that's the conspiracy theory. But if it's not a real damn, that's a good idea. You know what I mean? Run with that That's a great idea. If you're if you're corrupt and you want to hold on to your power and you want to climb up um as high as you can in the political world, that's a great idea, right? Own the corner. Go after the corner, whoever the wherever you're where you're uh mayor, where go after the corner. You got to own them. And then there's evidence that you look at stuff certain

54:35cases and it's obvious for certain cases they fly in a corner, they fly in. It's It's so shady. But why wouldn't it be and why wouldn't you believe it? Well, you know why would Do you want the the best one? The Enron whistleblower who shot himself in the head twice. Shot himself in the head. Exactly. They do that on purpose. That's an obvious sign. If you were a detective, would you enter a case like that, go, "Listen, someone got suicided, but it looks fishy." Would you say, "No, it's a suicide. Don't disrespect the family. Just keep it a suicide. They told us it was No, you would want to know what the really happened. Like if one of like one of your relatives died or whatever and they said she committed suicide, you were like, "Fuck." But then someone you know that knows him said it wasn't suicide, bro. Wouldn't you want to know the details and or would you say it was a suicide?

55:23That's what the cop said. You know what? We should have respect for their soul and their family. Would you say that or would you say tell me what the happened? What do you know? Right. Yeah. Right. That's natural. If it's your family, Yeah. So, when it comes to stuff like um uh uh you look at Chris Cornell, him and his wife had a foundation. Him and Chester were best friends. The conspiracy theory, I don't know if it's true, but they were going to they found out some They found out some Let's Let's be respectful. Like, we don't we don't know. I'm not naming any names. I'm not But you got to look into it. It's okay. But let's This guy just died, man. I just don't think this is thing to speculate on. It's that's why you should speculate it when you find out the connection and the way they died. It they made it Chris Cornell had nine broken ribs and a gash in the back of

56:13his head when he hung him. Yes. And they said the official story is from the CPR. The CPR. He was already dead when they got there. And they break nine ribs during CPR. And there's a gash behind his head. with the gash behind his head when they cut him loose and he bangs his head off the ground and he's hanging he's hanging off uh like one of those exercise rubber bands. Someone killed him. When when when you look at the evidence, you're like, "Holy he looked like he was murdered." And then Chester right before Chester dies the same way. The exact same way. Dude, let's not do this, man. I don't want to even do this. I don't even want to do this. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm just looking into it cuz I love Chester. I love Chester. I love Lincoln Park. Who got you into Lincoln Park? I got you into Lincoln Park. I understand. I don't want to talk about conspiracy

56:56theories involved in this guy's death, especially when he just died. It just seems so disrespectful. No, I He's one of my favorite singers of all time. I understand. But if he really did just kill himself, like, it seems so disrespectful to speculate that he was murdered for because of some conspiracy theory. I don't know what the case is, but I don't even want to talk about it. All right. All right. But do you know what I'm saying that? You know what? I said enough. I don't need to say no more. I don't want to get into trouble, but I'm just Okay, I'm not trying to put anybody in jail. I'm just I love Lincoln Park. I love Chester. I love Chris Cornell. Are you kidding? I understand. I understand. I just feel like you should really know what the you're talking about when you talk about people. We were just talking about suicides. We were just talking about how people get

57:38suicided. We were just talking about the Haiti thing. We were just When you look at what they were into, they were into that. They were into fighting that. Okay. And when you look at exactly how also severely depressed, there was also a lot of psychological going on. I don't know, man. I don't know why people kill themselves, period. You know, I don't know why. But wouldn't you want to know serious? There was some fish. Maybe I'll look into it. Talk about it until whatever the reality has been. That's not that. We were talking about trillions being missing. We're talking about all these crazy suicides. We're talking about all that. And then this is insane. This is goes right with everyone's just died. This is when you should bring it up. Not later when everyone forgets about it. I don't know any facts. So when you're bringing it up, it sounds crazy. Okay. Okay. All right. I get it. I get

58:27it. He was probably He probably did it himself. He could have very well easily have done it himself. And the whole thing just connecting him to some conspiracy without like a deep understand without a deep understanding of the act. I care about him. I You don't know how understanding how much you know how deep my understanding is. I believe you. Dude, you don't know how deep my understanding is. You have no idea. I would assume that you weren't when it happened. No, but I've looked into it. Well, I'd assume you don't know who was trying to kill him. I assume you weren't there. I I assume that you don't know it as a fact. Otherwise, you'd be going trust me that I looked into it and you were sure you have, man. I'm sure you have. I just It just me personally, I feel very sensitive about that stuff. I get No, I get it. I totally get it. Let's change the subject. Let's Let's

59:10get into the UFC. Okay. Damian Maya. Tyrod Woodley. Tyron. Tyron. I always say Tyrod. Tyron. Tyron. Okay. Tyron Woodley. Yeah. People thought people thought that was a boring match, but for me there was tremendous data in MMA. The fact like Damen Mai goes down to 170. At 170 he takes everybody down. He's taken college wrestlers down left and right. But could he take down Tyron? I thought he could. I I probably I thought that was that that he was going to hit a wall there and he did. How are you going to take that dude down? It's going to be very very hard to take him down. So, we learned what I learned from that is man, you got to get really good at shooting and doing what Paul Sass is an expert at. Paul Sass is the best ever I've ever seen in MMA at making pulling guard option one. He just made it not option three. I always talk about the third option. I

60:05would want my fighter to have the best stand up possible, the best takedowns possible, get on top, ground and pound and submit them. Beat him on the feet if you're beat him beating them. But if you're getting beat on the feet and you can't take the guy down, you better know how to pull guard. You got to you got to know how to drag dudes down unorthodox ways, not just the regular wrestling way because you're going to hit Tyrod Woodley. You got to throw some like flying minaries on them. You got to shoot deep enough just to get a slight clinch and have something you're gonna jump on. Not with you, not continue with the traditional wrestling. You got to shoot, pull half guard, just like Andre Gavva did. He when he he fought MMA a few times. That's all he did is shoot. Dude sprawled. He just pulled half guard. Boom. He got up, double under hooks, got the bag. Uh, you got to get

60:46creative. The way Noggera beat Tim Sylvia way back in the day. Tim Sylvia could not get taken down. He was too tall. He had a awesome reach. Noggera was getting clipped. He couldn't take down Tim Sylvia. What did he do? He shot the best he could. And when Tim Sylvia countered, he pulled half guard. He ended up in the in in a in deep half and boom with the momentum got up, swept him. So it was an indirect unorthodox takedown is what happened. If you shoot, pull guard, and then sweep, that's a takedown. You end up in the same place. So he went around the the the the wall and he ended up guillotine him from uh put a guillotine from the top. You got to have that. You got to. And you know what? He was pulling guard before. Damen Mia did pull guard before early in his career. And Tyron just wasn't having it. He didn't. That wasn't an option. Tyron's takedown defense.

61:37That was the last that was that take down defense. Yes, that was the last option. But this is not I'm not talking about traditional takedowns. I'm talking about the art of watch Paul Sass. He would take shots. It's the timing. You can't just sit on your butt. I think really what it's going to take with a guy like Tyron Woodley is you're going to have to get a wrestler who's like a elite highc caliber wrestler that's going to be able to figure out how to take him down. I don't think like a regular dude like Damen Me who's not a regular dude who's a world class grappler. But did you hear Dominic Cruz's criticism of his uh his takedown attempts that he wasn't following through enough and what he was saying technically was wrong about his approach? Yeah. You know, I think that if it was a real world class grappler, you know, a real, you know, top of the food chain amateur wrestler,

62:22but at 170, he's taking everybody down. He look, he looks like the best wrestler. And what he said about the fence, cuz most of Damen Mia's takedowns, a lot of them anyways, are against the fence. He's really good at uh going double under hooks and doing some inside trips or outside trips. Uh Tyron defended all that But you know what else Tyron did? He clipped him with a huge uppercut in the very first exchange. The very first time Damen tried to close the distance, Tyrron hit him with a vicious uppercut and he his left eye up. Damen's left eye was up from the very first exchange. When Damen shot low, Tyran hit him with a hard uppercut and just his his eye immediately swoll up and it was for the rest of the fight. So, I think that that played a factor, too. Just Tyron's game plan was in a lot of people's eyes wasn't fun to watch. That was the problem. And like Dana felt like

63:10he should have finished him. And Tyron, his thought was, "Look, this is this guy's it's his goal is to win the title. You got to come and try to beat me and win the title. If I'm beating you, why not just keep doing what I'm doing and continue winning the fight? You can't do anything. But if I change tactics and make myself more vulnerable and he said he did get hit by a left hand or a couple left hands and that the stunned him, I guess his attitude was, look, if this guy wants to win the title, he's got to come and get it. And if he comes get it, I'm gonna knock him the out. And if he doesn't come and get it, why would I, you know, why would I go after him and put myself out of position? I would coach Woodley the exact same way. I would be yelling from the corner, just keep doing what you're doing. Don't one up exchange and he gets a shot in and takes him down and trips him.

63:55He tries to get up on his knees, jumps on his back in that little scramble. One little scramble like that, boom, you just your whole up. Damen is not the best puncher in the world, but he's not the worst either. He can you up if you if you make a mistake and if you rush in and maybe he's reserved more energy than you think he has and he fires a very fast straight left hand and catches you on the chin. He could you up. He could anybody up. He's not incompetent on the feet. He's just not at the same level as Tyron and he doesn't have the same movement as Tyran. Do you think Damen should What if Damen had kicks more like maybe not exactly like but more in the vein of Edson Barbosa or a Yayer Rodriguez? Wouldn't that be a whole another dimension? Well, it doesn't even have to be like that. How about just like Pedro Hizo? Just attack the legs. Just make make the

64:42legs make He's not doing that, right? No, very little boxing. Well, Dominic brought it up one time during the broadcast because he's like, "I want to see Damian throw a high kick, a left high kick." I go, "Yeah, but I go, have you ever seen Damian throw a left high kick?" And he's like, "I don't know." I'm like, "I don't know if I have either. I don't know if he's ever done it." I'm not I'm not disagreeing with you, but I'm saying I don't think I've ever seen him try it. like he doesn't I think he's such a specialist. His specialty is just get you to the ground strangle you. He should he should spend I would suggest I don't know I ain't but I would like to see Damen Mia with some with uh adding to his arsenal adding more kicks adding more weapons like why not but even if he did the problem is it's like Tyron is just so strong and so good at stuffing takedowns and he

65:26hits so goddamn hard it's like you'd have to be like on him you got to figure out how to actually get him to the ground have full control of him and good luck with all that Remember Noggera versus Markman? Yeah. That that Mark Coleman wasn't planning on going to the ground with Noggera at all. This was at the height of Pride. Yeah. Mark Coleman's plan was to box with him and use his wrestling to not go to the ground. Right. That was the plan the whole way through. I'm going to box this Noggera guy. He's got an amazing guard, amazing jiu-jitsu, and I'm He ain't going to take me down. I wrestled the Columbus. What happened? Did Noggera take him down? no he didn't. You know what he did? He's like I uh people who can throw high kicks and a lot of head kicks usually don't because they're afraid of going to the ground. All the guys that could do that. But guys that want to be on the

66:17ground and don't mind being on their back and are dangerous off their back and are known for having a dangerous guard like Noggera, they could throw all the high kicks they want. And that's exactly what Noggera did. Yeah. He started throwing high kicks whizzed by Mark Coleman's head and then one just barely nipped his his forehead. So Mark Coleman just snapped into wrestling and said, "Fuck these baseball bats. I'm going to ground and pound this Take my chances in his guard, right?" He took him down. He got triangled. Yeah. That was the glory days of jiu-jitsu. Do you remember that? We had a heavyweight champion. Remember that? Yeah. It was a triangle arm bar. And that that's round belt back then. Yeah. That's how he got the fight to the ground is by throwing head kicks and scaring a to his wrestler. You know, Cowboy used to do that a lot. Cowboy has a nasty guard and one of the

67:10reasons why his guard is I mean, one of the reasons why he's so loose with his kicks because he doesn't mind if you take him down. If you take him down, he ties up quick. Yeah, exactly. That's why Vinnie Malletz throws head kicks. He throw Vinnie throws head kicks all the time cuz he his guard is super dangerous. His guard's insane. you jump in his guard, you know, there's like 40 50% chance you're going to tap. Yeah, his guard's insane. Yeah, he just uh he did an EBI maybe like 8 months ago. He pulled off some beautiful rubber guard, man. He looked like a ninja. Yeah, he's a bad And he's a bad He's got a a crazy athletic frame, too. You know, he's like he's he's built like this gigantic superhero type character. He's a huge dude, but he's built like a big small dude and he's all handsome and He's right up there with Alan Joe Bone. He's right there. I would put him right there.

68:00But don't you think like when you look at like his proportions and the way he moves, he's almost like a you know a lot of big guys like they look like big guys. You know what I'm saying? Like uh like a perfect example would be like u that dude that just submitted Travis Brown. Was it Olyick? Is that how you say it? The guy that got that uh just submitted Travis Brown Ezekiel choke off his back. Yes, off his back. That guy. He just beat Travis Brown. That's right. Did he What did he get him? An arm triangle. Got him in like a rear naked choke on the side. Oh, that's right. He does crazy, dude. His squeeze must be insane. Oh my. He just He's probably just known in this gym as like, dude, he's going to get a hold of your neck and just smash it. Dad, he's a he's a spooky good grappler. Like you'd see like when he gets a hold of guys that he's putting like a crusher

68:44squeeze on him for the people don't understand what he did. He let a guy mound him and he choked the guy while the guy was on top of him. That is insane and unheard of. He was mounted. He was mounted, which means it's one of the worst positions you could ever be in in MMA. The guy's on top of you. He's his hips are above your hips. He's pinning you to the ground. And this guy choked the guy from the bottom. It never happens. It never happens. the fact that he could do it. I mean, here we can see it here. What? What? How do you How do you say his name? Olen. Is it Vasili? Alexi. Alexi. That's right. Alexi Olenick. So, he's just ragdolling Travis here and he gets his back and look at this. He's got a rear naked on the side with a body scissors. Look how he's squeezing the body and just smooshing him so he can't breathe. He's got him in a lock down across the body.

69:31Yeah. And then he gets the neck. He's under the neck just sort of like a sideways rear naked choke. The other one he did is even crazier when you see him submit the guy from the bottom with an Ezekiel choke. See that kind of guy? That looks like a big guy. You know what I'm talking about? Like he looks like a big guy. Vinnie Magaz looks like a welterweight that's 6'3 for some strange reason and 230 lb. Is he fighting MMA anymore? Is he just going to do jiu-jitsu? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. He is going to come back and do the absolute eBI absolute going to be uh at the on it. Look at this Look at this This is crazy. Who the does that? Yeah. Watch him do that again. No one's ever done that. Back that up again. People are gonna try it now. So, go all all the way to the beginning. So, the guy gets a mount and he he thinks he's got like, "Oh, I got the mount here." And he just sinks

70:22this in. And look how tight he makes this. The rear choke into the into the throat. Yeah. Crazy, dude. That seems legit. yeah. It's legit. It's 100% legit. I think he I think that's super legit. Yeah. If you look at the way the arms are folding up here, I mean, that's not a goon, right? That's all that's a front naked choke. yeah, it is. That is um It's all like real leverage. You know how you you could tell if a guy goons somebody, they're just crushing their head? That's not a goon. That's all squeeze right there. Yeah. And it's it's fitting in like a like keys, right? It's fitting in there perfect. Dude, your squeeze has to be super high level to get it to choke someone while being mounted. Good lord. Good lord. How many people have that? See, I I this Tyron Woodley thing is very tricky because in my mind, like I see that he wanted to win the fight,

71:11period. That is the best way to win the fight. If this guy is only offering a certain amount of offense and you could stuff that offense and land your shots and continue to pile up points, which he did, and don't ever put yourself at risk. I get it. But I also get the Dana White point of view where he's like, you got to sell tickets. Like people are paying to see you fight. And if people are holding up cell phones and swinging them through the rafters, you know, because everybody's bored because they don't want to watch it anymore. And his his thought is, look, you got to sell tickets. Hey, who's the greatest takedown artist in UFC history? George St. Pierre. George St. Pierre versus Woodley. Yeah, but Woodley apparently um because of this fight, they're talking about GSP versus Bisping now. Oh, they got to go to Woodley. Come on. That's the only guy. If GSP

71:56can't take Woodley down, nobody can. But what if they just tried to take each other down back and forth and everybody went crazy again? What if GSP took him down repeatedly? Like he what? That'd be great, too. But what if he did? Either way, I want to see the fight. Either way, that that would be the fight right there because cuz Woodley has a style. Some people don't like it, some people like it, some people appreciate it or whatever. But the only guy that has a shot to beat Woodley, the only guy would be the best takedown, best MMA takedown artist of all time, he has like a million takedowns in the UFC. He's the only guy that would be able to. If GSP can't do it, no one can. You're going to have to just Yeah. Very good striker. I think this is what you'd have GSP saying like we got to go the pro wrestling angle. You know, I'm tired of sitting at home watching boring

72:46fights. That was a bad GSP impression. But him saying like enough already. I want my time. I sound like Arnold. Can he make without the IVs? Um I don't know cuz Bisping's at 185. That's kind of weird. Is he saying man it's going to be too hard to make 170 without the IVs? I think he was willing to fight either fight. I think he was willing to do 170 or 185. Dude, Woodley GSP would be huge. That would that would be the biggest fight for Woodley. not impressed with fight for Woodley cuz who else is there at 170 that could that has a chance of taking him down? Well, Robbie Lawler since he just won. You would have to look at Robbie as being one of the top contenders. Yeah, he would just brawl with him. He's willing to brawl with him. That's the only way if he can avoid the big bomb that he got hit with in the first fight. Yeah. You know, and you got to think

73:32Robbie Lawler is coming off of five round war with Rory McDonald, five round war with Carlos Condid, war with Johnny Hendricks, war, war, war, war. It's all war. Every fight he's in is war. So like I think the him having that year off was giant. And then he fought Cowboy. And towards the end he was coming after Cowboy. He was hurting Cowboy to the body. He hit Cowboy with some big shots. I felt like a lot of people disagreed with that decision, but I felt like I gave Robbie the first round cuz he jumped all over Cowboy in the beginning. It was I think it was enough to win the round. Although I think Cowboy was getting the better of the exchanges towards the end. I still think the volume of it and the impact went to Robbie. The second round went to Cowboy pretty big. But then Robbie rallied in the third round and I think he dominated the third round. I think he

74:21hurt Cowboy a few times. I think that would have been an amazing five round fight. That would have been an incredible I don't even remember who won the fight. Robbie won. Very close decision. I think it was a split decision. I don't I'm not I saw the fight, but my great my brain scrambled. It was a great fight. It was a great fight. Both gave, both took. It was It was war. It was chaos, you know, and and Cowboy um definitely caught him with some clean shots. He hit him with some real good knees to the body as well. Cowboy landed a lot of great But, you know, Robbie looked like Robbie again. He looked like the Robbie Lawler that won the title. He looked like a killer. He looked like the same spooky dude that just keeps coming after you until he puts you away. That's what he looked like in the third round. Third round in particular really looked like he was falling back into the old groove

75:01again. So there's him, you know, man, it's crazy seeing Rory McDonald over in Bellator looking better than ever. Looking better than ever. When he took down Paul Daly, like he he cracked Paul on the feet, didn't get hit with took Paul down and strangled the out of him. And the way he did it, you watch it, you go, whoa. Like Rory McDonald might be the best welterweight on the planet. like he might he might right be there, you know. You got to remember he beat Tyron Woodley. Remember that fight? I don't remember it. Rory shut him down. Shut down that big overhand right kept him pressed against the cage not that long ago. Maybe if I had to guess, 2015. I think he fought Tyron Woodley before he fought Robbie Lawler. I think it was one of those elimination fights. Woodley was that was a decision. Yeah, he beat Woodley by decision. And he also beat Damen Mia and he survived

75:48being mounted by Damen Mia in the first round. Damen took him down, mounted him, he defended, and then he Damen up in the second and the third rounds and he's still peaking, dude. He's like 26. Yeah, he's one of the best in the world. Without a doubt, he might be the best. Without a doubt. I bums me out seeing him over at Bellator. I think that kid is sensational. Is Kelvin coming back down to 170? What do you think? I think he can make it for sure. I think if Kelvin had the kind of discipline that Chris Weidman has to get down to 85, Chris Weidman's a huge guy. Yeah. for he has to have real discipline to make that 185 lb limit. I mean, he has to really watch his calories. What does he walk around at? I would like to know. It's well north of 200 lb, though. He's a big guy, you know. According to uh Ray Longo and Matt Sarah, they're like Chris is on the big

76:32side of 85. Like he could easily be on the small side of 205. Mhm. You know, and then do what do you think about these new weight classes? Like the athletic commissions now they're they're going to add 65, 75, 95, and I think 220. Was it 225 too? The UFC going to do this? I don't know. I don't know if the UFC is going to do it, but I think they should. I think they should go every 10 pounds. Not every 5 lbs, but every 10 pounds. Like I like it the way it is. Do you? I like it. Just It makes sense. Every It makes sense, but I don't think we I don't think we need it. It makes sense. I I don't mind the big jumps. Really find your spot. We don't need more. It'll just be It'll just I don't know at this point. I think you keep it the way it is. But who knows what they're going to do. I don't agree. I think we need more weight classes. I think there's too big of jumps. I think the jump of like

77:22185 to 205 is crazy. That's a 20 pound jump. That's huge. The difference between a guy who's 185 and a guy who's 205 is significant. The amount of power that guy has over the 85 pounder is huge. Find your spot. 55. It's too many. There's too many tweeners like Diego Sanchez. Diego Sanchez is probably a 65er, you know? Maybe a little too small for 70, maybe too big for 55. I think there's a few of those guys. He's gotten down to 45. I know. Not good though. I mean, not not fought like the Diego Sanchez of old. I don't think he I think I think he should stayain 55 is his spot. Yeah. I think it's hard for him to even make that though. If you could let him fight at 65, he'd have all his energy. It makes sense what you're saying. And I get it. Totally makes sense. But it's just fighting. It's just fighting. You know, let's not dilute it. We got enough. We don't need more. We don't

78:07Everything doesn't have to be like just all systematically fair, you know? Just I don't think that's the case. I don't think we have enough. I think we could have room for more champions. I think we'd have more super fights. We'd have more guys rise to the top of the division and it would be easier to match them up. It's way easier to match up a 75 with an 85 than it is to match up a 70 with an 85 or 55 with an 85. It's just like too the gaps are too big. I think we have too much already. I think it's hard to keep track of the way it is. We don't. Maybe there's an argument for that. I guess I don't know. I like it though. I think it gives people more options and I think heavyweights for sure gives him more options. I would also like to see a super heavyweight division. I would like to see a full-on freak show. I want to see the mountain from Game of Thrones. I

78:49want to see that guy learn how to fight. He's like 330 pounds. You know that guy that picks up those stone balls and Do you know what I'm talking about? Carries cars. He's one of those dudes. How big is he? Giant. How tall is he? 6'8. Something like that. Yeah. Viking. Straight Viking. Long hair, beard. No, he's got a beard. Yeah, he's like one of those Iceland guys. I think Sweden or Iceland. One of them one of them Viking characters. How big is that mountain dude? There's a video of him sparring with Conor McGregor. It's hilarious. He's 6'9. Jesus Christ. What in the is that? Is there a picture of him? Jesus Christ. 380. He weighs 380 lbs. 386. Video of him picking up cars. Oh, yeah. There's there's there's a bunch of videos of him doing here. Watch him. Uh that's him. See see if they have some videos of him doing his workouts. His workouts are insane.

79:42Or in in uh some sort of strongman competition. Do you ever see Go back go back to the screen you just had. See, go scroll down to that Conor McGregor video. The screen you just had. That's it right there. See Conor McGregor versus the mountain. Look how much bigger he is. And Conor's playing around with him, sparring with him. Look at the size of this guy. And Connor's like slapping him in the stomach. He's like, "Come on, I'm gonna grab you." He's trying to grab him, dude. Oh, look at this. He's like, "Come on, man." Yeah. He's getting tired. He's getting tired. Damn. Connor wanted to keep going. Look, he's popping him in the stomach. Oh He got him mad. Yeah. You got him mad. This is real now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's getting real. How old is this? It's pretty recent. Like before he fought Aldo. Damn. Look at this. Got big balls, dude. He's just You kidding? That dude with

80:49straight left. Look at his face. He's mad. Yeah, he's mad, dude. This is why Conor McGregor is such a bad He's so He's so crazy. Like legitimately crazy, dude. He's like Bruce Lee. He's just popping that guy in the stomach with those straight lefts and he don't like it and he knows that dude's getting tired. Look, he's like he threw his kicks, dude. Like he's pinning his leg together inside his crotch. He's just getting him. Oh, could he just pick up Connor if you wanted to? I don't know. Right there. Oh, he jumped front kicked him in the body. Oh He's just teeing off on him and he's moving. The dude's getting tired. He's so big. Look at the size of that. He's gonna side kick him right to the side. He just keeps popping him with that straight left. Look at that. This is crazy cuz this goes for a few minutes, man. I guarantee you that dude is not doing a whole lot of cardio.

81:51He's getting tired, man. Look at him. He's backing up. Big giant six foot What? What is he? 69. 69 386. He's getting tired. He's trying to grab him. Nope. Nope. Not today, sir. He's laughing at He's bobbing his head. He's like, "Dude, he was That was like a Bruce Lee laugh." Yeah. Look at this. Is real. See, look at this. Over and over again, he keeps popping him with that straight left. It's funny, man. It's weird to watch, right? He tried to give him a high five to stop and Conor said, "Uh-uh." Yeah, look at him. Oh, he tagged him. Look, he's throwing. Yeah, but there's nothing to that. There's nothing to that. Oh, dude. Yeah, he don't like Oh, oh, he doesn't like it. Those are hard shots. He gave up. Yes. Like the Oh Hold on. Hold on. Oh man. Wow. That was basically a real fight. That was a half of a real fight. That was like a half a real fight, right?

83:19That looked like a real fight to me towards They didn't. They didn't punch to the face. I don't think he wanted to punch to the face. That would have been a bad move. Yeah. Just stick to the body. You can't even reach his face. Yeah. You're not going to hit that face. Look at what he does. He throws a kettle bell over the top of a dude. What if it landed on his head? Um, you got to watch the uh YouTube channel or the rather the Instagram page. Is it Instagram? No, Twitter. Jesus Christ. Twitter page. Hold my beer. Have you ever seen a Twitter page, Hold My Beer? No. Maybe. Dude, it's it's it perhaps is the greatest Twitter page that's ever existed. And it's hold my beer while I do this. And they do some stupid over and over again. What is this? Hold my beer while I Oh, that's a good one. He opened up a beer with a uh a football, but that's not Scroll down a little bit. Let me show you my

84:07ridiculous ones. Did you find the right one? There's a ton of videos of uh one guy did a a back flip. He tried to do a backflip off the top of uh these bricks. Oh, don't do this one. That one's horrible. The guy's going to karate kick that girl in the head. Look at this. Bam. Oh Hold my beer while I kick this can off your head. Watch this guy. Hold my beer while I sit on an airbag. Watch this. What was the hold my beer? Do they say that? No, they don't. But um what's this one? Is the guy lighting the guy on fire? Oh Jesus Christ. The is he doing? Oh, it's basically hold my beer while I do something ridiculously Oh, he blew up. Oh Okay, scroll down. Scroll down. Not that one. Keep going. Keep going. That one right there. This guy's pretty badass. Look at that. He actually made it. Sometimes they make it. Yeah, but watch this one. IT'S GOOD. OH I GUY'S trying to do a bat flip off a

85:10stack of bricks or something. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. But anybody anybody who's interested, go to Hold My Beer on on Twitter. It's L. I I try to retweet them at least like once a month. They find the most ridiculous Whose Instagram accounts Oh, yeah. Do you find funny? I think uh the Beast Master. Oh, you mean Derrick Lewis? The He's hilarious. You got to follow him. You got to follow him. His uh Instagram might be the best Instagram I follow. He says, "Oh, he's like, "Do you see the one where the dudes were trying to jump out of the way of some rolling hay? They had a bail of hay rolling down the hill and the dude tried to jump out of the way and got launched into the air." Yeah, he's I mean, he's the most gangster of all fire talkers in the UFC. I mean, who's more gangster than him? He's more gangster than than Mike Tyson. You know what I mean? Mike Tyson has

86:04said crazy He said, "Uh, I'll eat your children. I'll eat your children." And he said, "Um, I'll you till you love me." But he said that before the fight, you know, you after the fight, he's not saying that. You know what I mean? He's not, you know, but when Derrick Lewis when he called out Ronda, that was up. That was low blow. That was a low blow. Yeah. No one's done that. No one I mean, even Roberto Durant called out said something about uh Sugar Leonard's wife, but that was before the fight. Afterwards, they become they became friends. I think they became friends. I think it was after the second fight they became friends. Yeah. After the first fight he tried to hold that was like one of the famous things that Roberto Durant pushed him away. No, I never saw it. But at the after the end of the first fight, he tried to like embrace Duran. Duran pushed him away

86:46like he still wanted to fight. It's pretty crazy. It's a crazy ending of the fight. See if you can um pull up the video the very last moments of the round with uh the first time Roberto Duran fought Sugar Leonard. He beat him. He knew at the end that he beat him. And so when the bell rang, he just drops his glove and he's like staring him down like he's still ready to go. It's crazy. Roberto Duran was a wild back. Can you imagine if after Michael Mike Tyson knocked out Michael Spinx, then when they they get in the post fight interview, he said, "I'll eat his children." Can you imagine him saying that after the fight, people go, "What the Where his where Michael Spink's children at?" Fine ass. This is uh the first fight. At the very end seconds, he goes to shake his hand. He's like, "Fuck you." So, he comes near him. Look at this. Get the out of here. He pushes him away. you.

87:39That was after the first fight. Yeah. After the fight was over, he pushed him out. He's He's screaming at him. He's like, "Fuck you." Yeah. He was And when did he say that thing to to Sugar Ray's wife? Before Before this fight. Before this fight. Oh, that's right. He got in his head. He did that to get in his head. Oh, well, he was just that guy, too. Apparently, there was a there was an article written where they went to visit him in Panama and uh he took a cat and he picked it up by the tail and smashed it against a wall and they were like, "Wow." Not according to the movie. The movie was uh he had moments where he got out of control, but generally he was a very good guy in the movie. The movies are weird. I don't know if they're true, but apparently he did that to a I've read the story. I don't know if the story might be but I'm like, if he was that crazy, you know, living on the

88:24streets in Panama like becoming a savage boxer, he was so good, too, man. He was ferocious. Remember when he beat up Dave Moore? I remember that Davy Moore was thought to be the guy like and everybody thought after Nas or Broed Durant was done. So, they had this kid, stud boxer, Dave Moore, world champion at 154. I believe that was after Nas. Yeah, that's there was the comeback fight. Roberto Duran when he was really fully back. He boxed up Dave Moore and stopped him. It was a tremendous upset because Dave Moore was a lot bigger than him, too. White guy? No, Dave was a black guy. Dave wound up getting killed uh working on a car. He up. He was trying to fix his car and he up with the jack and it crushed him. Damn. Could be conspiracy. Yes or no? Look into it. Oh man. So, um, you saw the UFC this weekend. Do you see where I up and I I interviewed Daniel Cormier after

89:21he had been knocked out? Yeah, dude. Here's here's something that's like people think that somehow or another, uh, the UFC told me not to do that and I did it. Nobody said anything. It was just 100% my up. And it was also my idea in the first place to stop interviewing fighters after they've been knocked out. It was 100% my idea. How often did it happen before in championship fights? happened often, right? Almost always, whether a guy got knocked out or TKO'ed or submitted or lost a decision, I would interview the winner and I would interview the loser every time. Every time. Okay. So, it's normal. Unless they ran out of the cage, which has happened before. Yeah, I get it. So, you were just on running on instincts or No, this is what happened. Um, I was there for Gonzaga versus Crocop. Remember Gonzaga? Headkick Crocop and just into oblivion. Yeah.

90:10And it was bad. And I interviewed Crocop afterwards and I'm telling you that dude had no idea what I was talking about. And I remember saying to the to the production team at the time I was like, "Man, I don't think we should interview guys after they get knocked out." Like that. Like that was my my my saying like that. Yeah. And then um the one time it happened again was with Alistar and after when Alistar over fought Stipe Mio and he remembered this guillotine that didn't really happen. He remembered Stipe tapping rather and it didn't really happen. I was like, "This poor guy, like he's he really has this memory in his head and it's just not correct because he just got knocked the out. He got knocked unconscious on television like completely flatlined and then a few minutes later I'm asking him to be coherent." I'm like, "I don't think it's fair." So, it was my idea to stop doing

90:56this and the UFC agreed. So, it's not like like they said we got to stop doing it and I viol I I violated my own idea and I just did it on this is what happened after the fight was over. First of all, the fight was crazy shocking how violent the ending was cuz John really did hate Daniel. And Daniel, I think really did hate John or at least had real anger. There was real emotions with these guys. It was insane. It was intense. when John landed that headkick and you saw him moving in for the kill and then he he stopped him right in front of us. He got on top of him and just blasted him. It was like right there. I remember looking over and I'm like Jesus. He was just dropping bombs. How close to you? Like real close to you? He was pretty close if I remember correctly. I want to say it was like right off to my right if I remember correctly. But you had a good look at it.

91:53I had a real good look at it. Yeah. I mean obviously I'm cage side. I got a good look at everything. But I had a real good look at that. It was intense. It was intense. And it was also I felt like there was a couple shots too many. So I remember being stunned like, "Oh, I'm a I'm a big fan of Jon Jones, but I'm also a big fan of Daniel and I'm a fan of both of them. I know they don't like each other, but I like both of them. I like them independently. I just I can't help the fact they're enemies. But I love hanging out with John, and I love hanging out with Daniel. I love doing commentary with Daniel. I love that guy. So I would never do anything to make him look bad. I just got I was in shock. There was He was confused because he got knocked out. So he was confused that um why the fight was stopped. And so he was mad that they stopped the fight cuz he just didn't

92:39understand because he just been KO'ed. So he was arguing with Big John. I didn't hear the exact words. Then he was arguing with Dana. I didn't hear the exact words of that either, but Dana was in front of me. It's, you got to realize when a KO like that happens in a world championship fight and you're standing in the octagon, you're surrounded by all these people screaming and cheering. The the noise is so loud, it's hard to figure out what the is happening. So, I couldn't figure out what Daniel and Dana were arguing about, but Dana's whole head was red. He was like, he was like, "That fight was amazing. You fought your heart out." Like, I couldn't tell exactly what he said. Like, you'd hold your head up high. It was a great fight. that kind of stuff. But he I think Daniel was still trying to figure out why the fight was stopped because it just had happened. He

93:25just woken up. Then he realized he got head kicked and then he was really sad and then he was upset. And I went to go talk to him and literally as I'm going to talk to him, he's turning to me and I have the microphone. I'm like, why am I interviewing him after he got knocked out? What the is wrong with me? Like I don't even realize what I was doing. I was just in shock almost like I went on instinct and I'm interviewing him. If I had a chance to stop and think, I should have been like, "Oh, yeah, he's been KO'ed. Don't do it." So, in the middle of me even talking to him, I say, I normally I don't like to interview fighters after they've been knocked out, but it's just like I was stuck. I was already there talking to him, and I didn't want to leave and walk away from him. And I really do care about that guy a great deal. And I just watched him get knocked out. And now I

94:09watch him, his heart's pouring out, and he's crying, you know, when he was realizing that he got knocked out and he lost the fight. It was all awful. And um so I put a a po it was haunting me all night. This is nobody had said anything. Nobody from the UFC got mad at me. No one said anything to me. There was just me thinking why did I do that? Like why did I interview him? I shouldn't have interviewed him. Even though we used to do it for every fight. Um it was the right move to stop doing it. And ironically it was my idea. It was my move. I don't even know if other I don't know if Brian Stan still interviews guys after they've been knocked out. I don't think he does though because Brian actually said um thank you to me for that because he got interviewed after he got knocked out by Vanderlay and he remembers thinking I don't remember what happened. He didn't know what the

94:57happened and they were interviewing him. He's trying to keep it together for the interview and he was like you're right. It's not fair. It's not fair to interview a fighter after they've been knocked out. I just up, man. There's no other way to say it. I just uh I if I could go back I definitely would have taken it back. I definitely wouldn't have interviewed him cuz I just feel I feel like he didn't and he sent me a text message saying it's all good. I didn't say anything crazy so it's no big deal. But you know he could have you know he could have said I never got stopped. I could have said you know he could you don't think anything like if somebody doesn't explain to him well enough what happened. Yeah. And then it takes a few seconds and you forget again. That's the other thing about guys have been knocked out. Like you like say if if I got knocked out and

95:36I ask you Eddie what happened? and you said, "Oh, this dude just punched you in your jaw and knocked you out." I'd be like, "No way." "Hey, man, what happened?" Like, a few seconds later, you start asking again when you get knocked out. It's real weird. So, um it's a huge up on my part, but it was I was in shock, honestly. It was so ferocious. The final barrage was so ferocious. And it was the way it was the way John did it when he heard him. Once he knew heard him, he just started going after him. And one of the the the spookiest things that he did was the way he tripped him. You see the way he tripped him? Like Daniel's like sort of stumbling back and John just sort of scoops his leg out from under him and trips him and Daniel falls back and Jon just moves in on him and you could tell Daniel just couldn't get his feet back under him and Jon just jumped on him and just merked him.

96:23Cormier did great on his feet for a while there. He did great. But I was really impressed with Jon Jones striking. Dude, he throws so much unorthodox Those stomps on the knees, dude. That's high level And the volume. He's throwing a lot of strikes. Yeah, that's his real That's his He was in tremendous shape. And then he's throwing those uh those elbows from, you know, from left field, you know, right down the pipe. Yeah, he's throwing a lot of elbows, man. Dude, he's throwing all kinds of He throws everything. Front kicks. Throws a lot of front kicks. Yeah. Right to the Yeah, those uh front snap kicks. throws those oblique kicks to the thigh and hyperextends your knee. You can't get close to him. I'd love that. I hope I hope he keeps going cuz he's evolving so much as a striker. I hope he I hope he gets together. I hope he gets together 100%. You never see him arrested again. No more

97:15No one cares about that. I do. I don't want him to get If he gets arrested again, it's like he tore ACL. What's the difference? He'll be back. He's going to be back. You know, it doesn't matter. Let him party. He's the king of the world. He's the He's the probably the best fighter of all time. Let him do some coke. Let him party. Dana should be getting him some hoes. You know what I mean? it. He gets up. Hey, that's that's actually better press. So, what he needs is like his He should fake He should fake DUIs and drunken stubs just like they do in TMZ. He just needs a constant security detail to keep everything away from him. Let him Let him do whatever he wants. He's the king of the world. Don't you don't want him getting locked. We lost a whole year of him and then we lost a year before that. We don't want him to get Tyson. That That's for sure. Dude, he could get locked up for 5

98:01years. That happens to people. You want What you want him to do is have fun, but don't do anything illegal. Don't let him drive. Take his keys. Take his keys. Yes. Don't let him do anything illegal. Just have a security team. Have a rubber party room. Like what? Just lockare. Go off and just say, "Dude, you go off for 5 hours. Whatever you want." Boom. But you can leave this this room. You ever been to one of them uh bouncy warehouses where you can go from one trampoline to the next trampoline that whole warehouse? We go all the time. Me and my son go all the time. Those are the best, man. Those are the best. So anyway, um even though I already talked to Daniel, I felt like I put it on Twitter. I apologized on Instagram and I was like, I got to apologize on the podcast, too. I up. And it was just a it was there's no other explanation. Well, is it is it because of the meme of

98:47of his crying face? No, I just mean just to talk to him. The memes. You got to have memes, man. Yeah, you got to accept memes. It's part of everyone's got, man. There's so many knockout memes. You have the Rashad Evans one that's that's pretty popular. It's one of the most. You have the José Aldo one. That's pretty That's on the underground, right? When you turn on the underground, boom, it's the Joseé Aldo getting clipped by uh there's so many of them. Did you ever see the video of the dude that came up to Rashad and asked him to sign one of the posters of Rashad all up? Wait, wait, say that again. Some dude had the balls to come up to Rashad at a one of those signings and try to get Rashad to sign the picture. That one picture where was all jacked and up. He tried to get him to sign that and he Rashad crumpled it up him up. He thought he's being cute. What's this?

99:33That's the dude. He walks up to him. He says, "Get the out of here, man." Oh Damn. He's like, "No, get out of here. Go. You want to hear it?" Yeah, I want to hear it. I want to hear it. So, hold on. Oh, then rewind it. So, we'll go before that where you see him rip it up. They're Mexicans here. Damn it, Mexicans. See, watch. He hands him the picture. Shad crumples it up and throws it and he's laughing and he pushes him. He's like, "Get out of here, man. He's laughing. He thinks he's cute. Rashad looked like he was going to smash him. He took a picture with his friend though. I think it was I think it was Photoshop Steve that made a um he he made a photoshop of like a shot of inside of a plane. You see everyone's sitting down. You see a bunch of people and you know sometime you know when you're on a plane and you're going overseas and everyone's crashed out at night. You know what I

100:39mean? You walk and you you go take a piss and everyone everyone has their crash out face, right? So he put like all those famous knockout faces on on people on a planet and you were in there too. I think you were wide awake though. You were wide awake and and all these famous like V Thor knocked out over here. up. So up. It was one of the greatest photoshops of all time. I don't know where it's at though. That's just a price that you pay if you're going to be a part of that world, that public world. Yeah. If you're if you win, you get insane amount of glory, you know, but you only get that glory because there's a risk of getting the opposite of that. Jamie Fox was talking about the other day, we were talking about Michael Jordan that a lot of people don't even know who Michael Jordan is. They just know, oh, you're the crybaby face. You're the crybaby face.

101:23People see that meme. It's like you be you cease to become an individual. Why was he crying in that meme? What was the original source of that? I don't know. What was that interview? I think it was his Hall of Fame induction when he won the Hall of Fame. Well, he won the Hall of Fame. He was talking about his haters. He was calling out his haters in his Hall of Fame speech. Oh my god, it's one of the craziest Hall of Fame speeches ever. It made people re-evaluate how they feel about him. Some people lost like all respect for that. Some people understood it. He's talking about like reporters and coaches and here, play it. It's telling the truth. I'm sure. But it's just fascinating to listen to. Oh, there there you go. What if I told you No, this isn't it. Damn it. This is like how to fail and still be a winner and all that Here it goes. Here. Let me hear this It's 23 minutes long. Try.

102:09It's okay. Just give me a little volume. Let's get to the good part. Yeah. Very, very kind and said, "Yeah, I do it." And that wasn't a disrespect to any of my Carolina guys. They all know them. I'm I'm true blue Carolina guy to the heart. you know, Coach Smith, Larry Brown, Sam Perkins, James Worthy, you know, all of those guys. Well, it all starts with my my parents. Uh you guys see all the highlights. What is what is it about me that you guys don't know? Uh as I sit up here and I watch all the other recipients stand up here and they give their the history and so many things I I didn't know about Jerry Sloan. I know he lived on a farm, but I didn't know he was in a, you know, small classroom of from first grade to the eighth grade. Uh, even David Robinson. Obviously, I've known David for some time. And we're going to lose the audience here. Let's see. I don't know what the part

103:03where he got mad at people, but he was maybe maybe uh YouTube Michael Jordan insults whoever gets mad. Oh, he mad. Oh, yeah. Something like that. Michael Jordan. Oh. Oh, he mad. How about Michael Jordan? Oh, oh, he mad. Jamie's eating that cave shake. Those things are aren't they? Can I have one? yeah. You have one right now? Got a bunch in the fridge. Refrigerator back there. They're all keto, too. Yeah. Give me one of them in the fridge. Yeah. No affiliation with this company, ladies and gentlemen. They're just good. I don't know about them. They might be monsters. One of these small things. Yeah, those are good, man. Do you shake them? Yeah, you got to shake it a little bit. There you go. They're very thick. It's like a um like a milkshake or some What flavor is this? Strawberry. Powerful strawberry. I was going to gift that. Um, so what did you think about the

103:50Cyborg fight? I felt like it was kind of weird, you know, seeing Tanya Ever so uh outsized, you know, fighting Cyborg who's like, "Yeah, it's real thick." Like sometimes I eat it with a spoon. What' you think about that fight? Cyborg is just too goddamn good. Tanya, she's the only girl. She's tough and she's out of her weight class. She almost didn't have a chance. Almost. You know what I She had a chance, but wasn't the best chance. And Cyborg fought a very technical fight. She's such a good striker. Jesus. Super technical now, too. You see, she's not taking too many crazy chances. She's just picking her spots. She's a machine. And she's really good on the ground, too. Hard to take down. Her wrestling's good. Her work ethic's insane. She's a legit brown belt, right? Isn't she? Is she a brown belt? I believe she is. Last I heard, I didn't know. Maybe she's got her black, but

104:41but she's legit. What was impressive to me that you know like Ever was like trying to be crafty and move around and being unorthodox and throwing a good jab and she was looking for her spots just she was just outgunned but Cyborg didn't just try to gorilla her you know she didn't just try to take her chase her down smash her she picked apart at her did a great a great job of hacking at the legs landing shots and then once she had her I love Tanya Ever I love that girl you know what's what she's tough as just to take that fight. One of the coolest things about MMA is how open-mindedness we are with lesbians, right? I mean, we don't even it's no big deal at all with girls. Put it on the countdown show. Two girls making Nunes is the champ. Yeah. And no one no one we're like totally cool. We're like all, you know, Tanya Eminger's on Instagram live making out

105:32with chicks at bars drinking. You know what I mean? She's she's a party girl, you know? She's And um Yeah. You're allowed to be a big old lesbian. Yeah. Damn. We're so openminded. But with guys, no, we're still in Jesus. There's only one dude. One dude that I know of that's openly gay. Well, he did gay porn. He was on tough. Oh, that Okay, wait a minute. Yeah, he's on Ultimate Fire. What was his name? Dakota. Dakota Cochran, I think his name was. Cochran. No, Cochran. That's his last name right there. But that was like a sub that was a part of the show. That's part what they were talking about. Damn. Okay, there's one. Yeah. I hope I'm not making We're still We're way behind. We're way behind because there should be at least but I don't think necessarily mean there should be gay. I think he was just saying he did gay porn. I'm all You know what? I love gay

106:23people. My favorite singer of all time. He's a friend of mine. Uh Peter. Uh anyways, uh I have no problem with problem with people being gay. I think they should come out. You know, I lived in West Hollywood for almost 20 years. You were surrounded by I was surrounded by gay people. Every time I would visit you, I'd have to swim to a river of gay people to your house. Yeah. Yeah. Um, if you're guy, if you're a guy, we're still in Jesus times, unfortunately. I mean, maybe maybe it's not the best thing to come out if you're in MMA, right? But it's just MMA. Like, for comedy, nobody gives a Football people care, right? You can't be Can you be openly gay? Openly gay in football. How many guys? One or two? There's a few. That one guy came out right before the draft and he got drafted. Oh, now there's a few now. About how many? I mean, not tons. It's not prevalent. What do you think? I don't

107:10know. Probably equal to like the population, maybe like 10%. No way. Football. No way. Like 50 guys. What? You think there's 50 openly gay football players? Uh, okay. Not that quite that many. Google this. No. You know what? I want to believe you. I want to believe you. I'm going to say I'm going to say two. Okay. You say two. I say two. I say five. Jamie, what do you say? 50. You say you got to say something. I wasn't saying 50. Close to the right average. So, it's like what? 8 to 10%. So it's probably like 30 40 that are out of the closet is what I'm talking about. Yeah. I don't know about necessarily. No, no, that's what I'm talking about. Right. The national average does not consider out of the closet, does it? The national average is how many people are gay. Yes. But how many people are out of the closet in the NFL? I say there's one or two. Says there's been 11. There have been 11

107:55known gay players in the NFL and they all got cut. They're all there now. But h interesting. We're not that open. No, guys are not that open. There's a lot of players. Think about how many players there are. Yeah. All right. Now, let's go this way. What percentage of the population is gay versus what percentage of the population is out of the closet? Oh I think if you had to guess of all of all the gay people in the United States, I would say I'm going to guess 50% are out of the closet. 50? Yeah. What do you think? 30 are out of the Yeah, it could be 30. It could be 10. Yeah, it could be 10 depending on where you live. If you're in California and you're still in the closet, you're probably a UFC fighter. Hey, are you around uh when the Edmonton fight happens? Are you around during that week? What date? What's the date? We got to do a a fight companion. This is uh kind of

108:55interesting. Um this is totally unrelated to this weekend. This is actually What is it? September 9th. September 9th. Yeah. Is that a Saturday? Yeah, it's Saturday. I'm um there on Friday in Edmonton for um I'm doing two shows at this uh auditorium. Okay. I'm uh the Jubilee Auditorium. Two two shows at this theater, but I'm not doing the pay-per-view the next night. Okay. You want to do a fight companion? I go I go back home. Yeah. It's weird because it's a it's a main event. It's Mighty Mouse versus uh Ray Borg and Amanda Nunez versus Valentina Chevchenko. But I don't think they're anticipating that it's going to be a a high pay-per-view sell, you know? Let's do it. That sounds like fun. Yeah, it's on. See, I would like to get Ken and Shaw, but Shaw's become too successful. He's too successful. That baller, he's traveling all over the place, selling out everywhere. He's

109:51selling out theaters. He's been doing standup for like six weeks. He's selling out theaters, dude. He's selling out. He's been doing it more than that. He's been doing it like a year, but he's selling out everywhere. Damn, dude. He You know what I said? I was like I was telling all these other comedians, I said, "You see what you're seeing here?" I go, "This is what happens when an athlete shows you how lazy you guys are." Like this guy's like just starting out, but he actually works at it. He does like a ton of sets. He writes a ton. Like he actually puts in the time. Like that's what athletes do. Comics like to pretend they're working and they off a lot and keep doing the same m material for 10 years. But Shab is like out there swinging. I'm no expert at comedy, but it's I think in my opinion, it's a lot like jiu-jitsu. You got to practice and refine. It's a

110:34lot like writing music cuz you can you can't if you're going to rely on just going up there and riffing. Good luck. Good luck. It's like go trying to write a song like you're okay, we're going to record a song. We have no idea what we're going to do, but we're going to jam an E. All right. And then we go and that's the hit song. The odds of that happening super slim. You got to record a jam, pick out little pieces, polish it, add this Two months later, oh, you got a a middle part now. A month later, you got the intro. It's all coming together. Might take eight months to get that bit together. You know, you're just constantly going back and forth. That's how music is put together. And that's how jiu-jitsu is put together. You got to constantly refine your game. You're out there getting wrecked. What are you doing wrong? What's working? Let's stick to what's working. Let's add some new

111:16Learning from other people techniques and being open-minded, understanding that uh your body's magical and it'll do anything you want it to do. You just got to tell it over and over and over again to a point where it does it by itself without you even knowing what the hell's going on and it's unconscious. You could do anything. You could play piano. You can play uh guitar. It's like, "Oh, I tried guitar, but it's too hard." You just didn't practice. That's all. Anybody could play guitar. Anybody could play guitar. Anybody can play piano. As long as your neurons fire correctly, as long as your hands move correctly, it just takes time. Well, yeah. If you got in a motorcycle accident and you smash your hands and you're like this, you can't play piano. But I'm just saying, if you have normal limbs, you could play piano, you could play guitar, you can do anything. You

112:00could you could do anything. You can learn jiu-jitsu, you can box, you can play basketball. Maybe maybe you never played basketball in your life and you're 55 years old. If you practiced hard for a year, you'd be all right. I know people don't want to believe that though. It's hard for them to believe it because they're not reminded of it all the time. That's why a lot of people coming from jiu-jitsu and martial arts in general, they become successful because through jiu-jitsu, you're constantly reminded that you can suck at something and then you get pretty good at it and then you master it and then it's unconscious. You're reminded of that every time you go to jiu-jitsu. Every day you're reminded, damn, I can do this with anything. And people do it with their business. They go, "All I got to do is do hustle in the in the the jiu-jitsu of business and make it happen or whatever you want

112:48to do." You're reminded like, "Shit, you it when I say magical, it's not a metaphor. It is magical cuz your body will do on its own." Like when like when you're doing jiu-jitsu, sometimes I come up with moves I don't know what the I did. I did something I have no idea and then it comes up again because I've programmed and drilled my body so much and has so many things that I trained it to do uh on instincts that it's kind of like a suggestion thing like when you hit YouTube and they kind of know what you like and here's the suggestions like your body will go he always does this and he always does that and he always does this unconsciously man he might like this and then you're like oh what was that like your body someone else came up with that and then the next time you do like there it is again. Hm. That's how most of the moves that or transitions that I get

113:36good at, they come up like on their own. And then the third time you go, I got it. And then I videotape it. Then I videotape myself doing I'm like, I didn't even know I was doing that. It was just like your body will make up for you. You, everybody, not just me. It's everybody. You just got to learn how to capture it. It's like comedy. People love comedy because they go see a comedian and he's saying all the that they agree with and they're laughing. They're going, "Yeah." They're like, I think that this this comedian's amazing. He's saying that if you're laughing, you agree with it, but you all the that he's saying, you've said and people around you have said it, you just didn't notice it as something to use on stage. So once you just like music, when you every time you listen to music, like for me, anytime I listen to music and I like something musically,

114:21which is rare, I'm going to find out everything about that song. There's there I don't ever get lazy with that. I find out what what who sang the song. I download the song. I analyze the song. Like, what is it about this song that makes it so great? Why am I getting chills listening to this song? Why do I have this song on repeat? You know, that's I'm I'm trained musically to always try to capture golden nuggets every time I hear it. Oh, I'll be in the middle of a conversation in Japan at TGI Fridays in Tokyo and and in the distant a song would come on and I'm in the conversation with some people and I hear it and it just I know that I I tell the people I'm with I'll be right back. I got to find out what the song is. I'll write it down. Boom. I just do that. As a DJ, it's kind of a DJ thing. So, my point is it's same thing with jiu-jitsu. It's same thing with comedy. It's same

115:09thing with music. You just got to it's all around you. You just got to look for it. You got to train yourself to look for. Maybe you have to write on your hand to train remind yourself think about. Then once that becomes your instinct once looking for and recognizing and always be on the call for Like uh for instance like editors, dudes who edit videos, every time they're watching a movie, what are they doing? They're breaking down the editing. Right. Of course. Like movie makers are breaking down the lighting. They're watching movies. It's like the hidden directors of movies in a lot of ways. is like the directors, they get all these ideas, they put it together, but a lot of times like you'll get on on a television show as well. The editor will make these passes at things and they give you like uh like an editor's first cut and a lot of times like you know the director will look at

115:55and go I like that like that. You don't just get anybody editor. You got to have an editor who who knows the shotive who knows this. Yeah. You got to be a talented not just some slave that's going to cut together. There's a lot of talent in the editing. You got to be especially in television shows, right? Yeah. Or I guess in movies too, man. You know. Yeah. I I the editors that I got working for me is high level, man. Isn't it amazing that editor like that movies are still in a theater now? It's like one of the rare things you do where you'll go somewhere like to to to to get uh some some sort of art where it's not live. You're going to go to a place still like they still have that. I like that. And I don't know if I've been brainwashed because I love going to movies. I like it too, but it's good. I'm just saying it's weird that it's like one of the few places we have left

116:42where we'll go and take in media at a at a specific location we all meet. Like we we go for a live show. We'll go for a live show, but if you you're not going to go to see like a a fake band somewhere, but it is a gigantic screen that's like a 100 times bigger than your TV and the the sound is. Yeah. So, there's all that. It's crazy though. And then it's cool sitting with people and when they laugh, you laugh and it's you you want to laugh more with when there's other people around. But you run the risk of douchebags. You run the risk of people talking people talking. The people that do that violate the sacred laws of the movie theater. You got to go in with big old Komo Dshades and a beanie. And a fake beard. Crazy. You know, beards are so in these days. What happened to the fake beard market? Like why isn't there like dudes like wearing fake beards to clubs and being

117:35you know what I mean? Like posing. Girls can't wear fake Girls can wear fake asses. They can have fake tits. They can have fake hair. It's so not fair. It's not fair. It's kind of like there's a lot of things that aren't fair and that's one thing that they got. You know, we can't have we can't be the same. So, whoever was deciding on men and women like, okay, you get this, you get that. It isn't fair. Like the women were like, "Okay, okay, if you're going to uh you get uh that, you know, guys, you know, they're they they can't control it. Guys are attracted to um girls with nice bodies, fit bodies generally. There are some guys, not just nice bodies, like there's something about actual fake tits that's hot cuz it's like, whoa, this girl is she's into dick so much. She just wants to be like ultra attractive in a cartoonish way. Like look at those giant fake tits.

118:24Some guys are some guys are like I don't like fake tits. There's still some of those guys out there. You know what I mean? There's like a 15% of the population. Eventually another generation those will be all gone and fake tits would just be accepted by all men. But fake ass. Oo that's going to take a couple generations. That's going to it ain't going to happen this generation. Nobody is cool with fake asses. Nobody. That's the worst ever. The um Don't get it girls. Don't even think about it. Yeah. But the gray area is this fat thing they're doing. But it's not a fake ass, but they're taking fat. They're grafting fat. That's still gross from parts of your body. Do some squats. Do some squats. Anybody can have a great body. Just do some squats. No, that's not true. There's There's some people out there that got some up jeans. There's nothing wrong with

119:08some hillbilly stick stick people jeans. You know what? Those people, you got to get good at sucking dick. You got to eat ass. You got to eat You got to eat ass and suck dick. They don't want to. They want to fake ass. They have no choice. They want to get that fat stuffs into their ass. They want to re-engineer. The older you get, the more women eat ass. I was reading this thing about crisper that they're starting to use crisper for uh for embryos now. And that they think they're really close to genetically engineering the first people that become viable actual humans. Do you know what crisper is? No. Dude, it's like Photoshop for genes. They're Look at this. Scientists edit human embryos for the first time in the US. They're they're using this new technology which is way more complicated than my puny brain has the ability to describe, but it's a gene editing tool

119:55called crisper. And there is uh an episode another episode of Radio Lab that's about crisper that it might be like a good way for you to get uh an entertaining but descriptive uh explanation of it. But, uh, they're they're going to be able to at least someday in the future, if this keeps going, they keep perfecting this, they're going to be able to edit things out of people like they're going to be able to take away the the gene for Alzheimer's, you know? I don't know. I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? I don't know. They always say like in the future. No, they're doing it now, Eddie. Okay. They're doing it now. Like, there's there's real science behind this. Like, you could you could follow the science. They're editing things the same way they're making Photoshop. The same way they're making that new thing that allows them to edit videos, they're gonna edit jeans.

120:43How about those contact lenses where you can play video games and you're seeing like some uh that Microsoft animated stuff? Yeah, I don't think they have that yet. I think they have glasses so far, but I don't think they have contact lenses. Contact lenses just Yeah, it's going to happen. If you could do it with a with a glass, like Google You ever see Google Glass? You ever put that on? Uhuh. It was weird. What's that? Google Glass isn't around anymore. They've got some new applications for it, but what it was like was like um like a glass frame and you had this little thing in front of you, like a little window, like a tiny little TV that was sitting in front of your eyes, but it's clear and on that little window you could see through it, but you could also see like uh navigation directions and uh you could Google things and have it brought up in front of you.

121:28It's like Navy Seal Yeah, like some some movie but it was like the internet. Like you're and you make phone calls. I know these guys are your bros. No, they're not. I have no idea who these people are. You don't like it or you have a hard time drinking it. Yeah, you need a spoon. Yeah. Well, let's not do it while the podcast's going on sucking on that thing and chewing it. We need a spoon. Spoon. Okay, real quick. Black helicopters. Um, they're good though. I like them. You got a spoon or no? I got a knife. Eddie Bravo will abandon you in the middle of a podcast for a knife. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You offered it. It's your fault. Cape shake's blowing up now. Their stock's going through the roof. What were we just talking about? This AR stuff. This is uh This is going to be built into Apple's new operating system. Allows you to read how big something is.

122:18It's a virtual tape measure that you just hold your camera up to stuff and you can tell like they're right here. They're showing you that how accurate it is up to a real tape measure. But like it's See the tape measure staying there. They're uh measuring the size of a picture frame diagonally. And it stays in space. Uh if I'm saying, if you get what I'm saying, like Yeah, I do. The 3D space. It knows where you're modeling depending on even how far away you are from it. It knows Wow. the thing. The other weird thing is uh by watching that show, the planet of the apps they just started on Apple Music. I think it was in the first episode, uh, this guy shows an app that he made that I think Apple bought eventually. They're adding into this operating system. They're mapping the inside of every everywhere that your camera can take a place or is shooting. So, uh, inside here eventually will be

123:07all mapped and this guy said that he he would own the map. That's why Apple bought them. So, now Apple's going to own it. So, they're essentially going to be able to have the inside 3D mapped of every every building in the world or at least wherever an iPhone is. Are you killing me with that thing? Oh, I'm sorry. shake. shake. But, uh, it's built into the phone. So, there's other cool stuff, too. That's so they can map everything just based on eventually. Yeah. Like, so they uh something came out about Roombas, like that Roombas are currently tracking the inside of everybody's houses and apartments and and I don't know what the hell they're going to do with that data, but people got scared they're going to sell it to someone. It's got It can be good. You know what I mean? How is that going to be good? We're doing this to protect you. How It's not about protection necessarily,

123:50but it it could be used. These guys have trillions of dollars missing. It could be useful. It's not the same people, Eddie. Yeah. I mean, if Jesus Christ the people that are making these things are not the same people as the Illuminati that run the government. This could help blind people. These are technologists. These are people that are creating the greatest stuff. Yeah. Sorry. It's okay. I mean, this is not the Illuminati making this stuff, Eddie. This is This is technology that says Apple. Yeah. Apple's not the Illuminati. I didn't say that. Although Apple did get in trouble recently. Do you know what they did in China? They uh they made a deal with the Chinese government to um to take apps down from their app store that allow you to circumn their uh censorship system. People are very very upset at them because what what essentially is uh they're saying that these apps are

124:37illegal in China. So they're not allowing them on the Apple store, but they're illegal in China because they allow them to get away from government censorship. So government censorship has a certain lockdown on what you're allowed to look at online. Here it is. Apple removes apps from the China store that help internet users evade censorship. Very disappointing to people because they feel like Apple kind of like feels like maybe they have to do this. Are the New York Times trying to get us to pay? How dare you New York Times? No one's paying for articles online. Just stop. Just stop. Who the pays for articles online? Who gets newspapers still? 80-year-olds. Do you ever get one if you're in a hotel and they offer you the USA Today? just see what the the world's paying attention to. Oh man, USA Today. That's like uh this the CNN of newspapers. If you had to guess like what percentage

125:26of people actually read the whole USA Today every day? 2%. No way. Less than 1%. Less than one. Okay. For sure. 100%. But I was just that was just making a point. Yeah. Well, it's it's just like uh e entertainment news for the world, you know? That's what it's like. It's like very surface. Yeah. I mean, it's just you're supposed to get it at a hotel. Like, what's going on? Oh, we won the football game. What do you think about that? All those memes. All those memes of Donald Trump and CNN. Well, what I think was crazy was that CNN went and found the guy who made the meme and put it online and they scared him. Gangster, right? Yeah. Like, what are you doing, man? They threatened him. They blackmailed him. But what how crazy is that? Like, you don't think that that's funny? Is that what you're saying? like he was in the WWE. You know, Donald was in the WWE.

126:17You knew that that video is available and they put a CNN thing over your face. You're actually mad at that. You're mad at that. You're not mad at the $6.5 trillion missing, but you're mad at that. That seems pretty crazy to me. That seems pretty crazy to me. You're going to go after a guy who made a comical meme about the president bodys slamming you? Damn. Made him apologize publicly, dude. How many memes are there of us sucking dicks? There's got to be thousands, right? It's like the golden rule of the internet. If there's a photo of you online somewhere, someone has photoshopped a dick in your mouth. And now it's going to get even crazier. A lot of gay ones. There's probably at least 50 gay ones. The ones you just showed me, the one you showed me of you and me in a a wrestling statue where the dude's grabbing the dude's dick. Yeah. Yeah. Photoshop, Steve. But I mean

127:06what my point is like that they would get so mad at that that they would go after the guy who made it. That sort of reinforces the side of Trump. Like people don't get that. They don't understand that if you you you have something that's comical, right? like that meme of Donald Trump slamming CNN and then you go find the guy who was just joking around, made a little animated GIF, joking around, put it online, thought it was funny, everybody got a laugh, you know, oh, he's smashing fat fake news. Haha. And you go and scare that guy. You go and scare that guy. What are you doing? What's going on? You know what's scarier than that? You're just CNN. What's scarier than that is that there's still people that watch that every day. Yeah. after that after knowing that you're going to still watch it and and believe it. The other thing was a story they made up

127:58about Russian contacts about uh there's like three reporters had to resign. It was a story that was on CNN that like greatly exaggerated. I think CNN is they just want to start I think it's not that they want to make money. They just want to start I think it's part I think it's part of the agenda. I think this is what I think. They feel like it there's an enemy out there and that enemy is the new president. They think there's an enemy and they feel like they're going to war with the enemy. And when you have a bunch of soldiers that are going to war for the enemy, some of them do some unscrupulous like these people that got that had to resign because of the story with Russia with the fake facts. I forget what the actual thing was, but CNN uh disavowed their article, pulled it down, removed it, whole deal. Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted

128:47article. CNN journalists, including the executive editor in charge of a new investigative unit, have resigned after the publication of a Russia related article that was retracted. So, you can go into the details if you want, of you know what it see what if what if the CNN Donald Trump feud is like pro wrestling? What if they're just laughing and they're just slinging back and forth? I was talking to a guy the other day that thinks that he thinks it's all about setting up China. He said he said said it's all about us going to war with these other countries. He thinks is all these distractions are happening and that's what's positioning North Korea and China on the side of North Korea. You know what's you know what's crazy about North Korea the most they're the most demonized country on the planet. Oh, they're always testing missiles or testing missiles. If since the Korean

129:33War, you know how many countries they've invaded and killed innocent civilians? Zero. How many countries have we invaded and killed millions of civilians? like 20 or 30 since the Korean War. But they're the bad guy. They're the bad guy. They're not invading anybody. They've never invaded anybody. We invade people all the time and kill innocent children. And come on. This is a big show going on. There's nothing North Korea That's true. But it is a dictatorship. Like, but it's a scary dictatorship. They have ultimate control. No, no, it's not. It's not. The people have been there studied it. No one disagrees, Eddie. They have ultimate control. I think it's a prison country. Yeah. They're all imprisoned by their own show. I think it's for a show. No, there's no show, man. Bombs, Eddie. They do. They do. And it is scary. But they're a minor league problem in comparison to a lot of other

130:22problems that are in the world. You know what? I don't believe that because CNN pushes it. So, I don't Everybody pushes it, Eddie. I think it's all There's no one out there that's saying that North Korea is not a military threat or they're not some sort of a military dictatorship. I think it's a distraction. I think they're all in on it. I don't think there's that many people out there. They've never invaded anybody. We've invaded 30 countries. But this guy's still a psychopath that's running this whole country in 2017. That scares the out of people. CNN says he's a psychopath. So we got a lot of people do. Michael Malice does. He's an author that I had on the podcast that wrote a book about Kim Jong-un. And you know, he was describing was it or ill? Which one's ill? The new guy? No, that's the young guy. Kim Kim Jong Kim Jong-un is the dad. He did it about the dad. Whatever one the

131:05dad is. Is the kid. The new one. The new one. Okay. I said it was Kim Jong- ill, but it's called Dear Reader. It's a very, very good book and interesting. You find out how up it is over there. It's a system that's set up so that everybody's imprisoned by it. Everybody tells on everybody else. Like they're set up to tell on each other. Like the people that have escaped and have left and gone to South Korea. They'll tell the stories about the prison camps. People are born in prison camps over there, Eddie. I think they're prisoner actors. Oh, come on. Jesus. Christ. I do. Don't get mad cuz I say that. Why you mad? Am I going to get killed for saying that? The whole group of the whole country is a bunch of actors. They're getting a check. I think they're prisoners and they're forced to do parades. Yeah, they're definitely prisoners. They're definitely forced to do parades. Exactly.

131:47Yeah. Like the whole country is a prison. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm That's what I said. But they're not actors. They're acting when they're being filmed. The guys, they're acting. They're not That's not real. They're not being sincere. They're acting. They're forced to act. They're prisoners. But wait a minute. Do you think that this country is under the control of a military dictatorship and everyone's terrified of doing anything wrong? You think that? Okay. So, you think that What do you mean by they're acting though? They're They're all terrified. Like, how are they acting? In what way? They're They're acting like they're in love with Kim Jong-un. They're terrified. Yeah, they all do that. That's That's a fact. They They were arrested. They went to jail. A bunch of people did for not crying hard enough when his dad died. not crying hard enough. Like people who

132:31did like six months of hard lab come up with all that and they they oh he got a haircut and he made everyone get the same haircut. Look into that. That's that's all that yeah that's a fake story that everyone thinks is true that he got a haircut and he made every man in the country get a haircut or they get killed or something or get thrown in prison. I never saw that. So it's it's Maybe he did. Maybe he's that gangster. High top fade or die. Those don't have High top fade or die. They don't have What do you mean? They don't have nuclear weapons. You don't think so? No. Well, let's just bring you to Washington DC and clear this up. Hey, that's I'm just I don't believe You know, they're robbing trillions of dollars. I think I think you should not believe in anything coming from the mainstream media. Anything. If they're all pushing it, then it can't be the truth. There's no way.

133:21North Korea themselves. I mean, they definitely launched a missile missile they launched. That's what they say. You don't believe it? No. Who is they? That's what they say. The CNN, Fox News, everybody. Are they all They're all It's all mainstream media. So, you think they're all in on it? I think it's a distraction. I think there's some serious going on in Washington DC and they need that Oh, THEY'RE THEY'RE SENDING OUT MISSILES again and everyone's afraid of World War II. It's too gangster in Washington. They're not invading anybody. We've invaded 30 countries or 20 or 30 countries since the Korean War. We've killed millions of innocent people on some ass wars and we're worried about North Korea. That's ridiculous. Propaganda. We're brainwashed. Or maybe they are a military dictatorship with nuclear power. I'm very suspect. Experts latest North Korean missile

134:07could strike Boston and New York City. Eddie Bravo. Skeptical hippo face. It's all I mean this this is a trap, man. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a beautiful haircut though. Look at that sweet. Did you know in the Korean War, we made and this is mainstream news, we made 18 cities disappear in Korea. It was horrible, dude. We made the Soviets get the out. The Soviets left and and after the Korean War, the the United States was like, "What are we going to do with it?" China says, "We'll take over." So since the Korean War, it hasn't been officially Soviets. The Soviets officially left and then China took over. They kind of manage it and govern it. I think it does. I think it's just like a little prison country that they use to they use as the bad guy. I think Kim I wouldn't be surprised if Kim Jong-un doesn't even live in Korea. It's just all fake videos. It's just fake videos.

134:56If you watch the videos, easily faked. Easily fake. There's no proof of anything. There's no proof of You're right. They're showing video of a missile going up. Oh, I believe that after they're stealing trillions of dollars, we we shouldn't believe A smart man wouldn't believe coming. You don't even think that the missiles that are getting launched in the air are real. So all the people with missiles don't really have missiles. I didn't say that. No, I I didn't say because of that. Why assume they don't have missiles? If we thought they had I'm talking about I'm talking about North Korea. They have They've always had missiles. That's what they tell you. Don't the Russian Didn't the Russians sell them Was it the Chinese or the Russians? Everything they say they Who's they The same people that stole the uh trillions. The same people that stole the trillions are also running CNN.

135:40They're running everything. It's all connected. It's all connected. Definitely don't think that's the truth. I They are. It's all connected, dude. There's I don't think you can have everything connected if they're going back and forth with each other. Like look what's happening between Fox News and CNN, right? Look, it's look look at the the the internal battles. I think it's fake. That's a That's WWE Republican and Democrats. It's a fake So, they're not really in competition with each other either. They don't care who gets more ratings, more money individually. Individually, people are worried about their own check and their own family. So individually, yes. But at the top, it's just a show. I don't believe coming from them. Too much faking six moon landings. Come on. Let me let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Where do you think cuz one of the things that's happened for sure is

136:23as time has moved on, as technology has gotten more and more powerful and the ability to, you know, do the all the stuff that we can do now with our phones, all the information you can get like almost instantly with your phone. Like when is it going to reach a point where no one has any control over anyone else? Because it seems to me that that's inevitable. What do you mean? Seems to me that the the idea of these big units or these big groups having control over mass amounts of people. I think at a certain point in time, if technology keeps moving the way it is, more and more people will have more and more ability to communicate. You're not going to be able to hide things. They're doing it right now. But I think we're going to reach a point in time where they can't do that. Look, they could do that so much easier in the 60s. They could do anything in the 60s.

137:04Yeah. It was easier. It was so easy to fake death in the '60s, 50s, 40s. Fake everything. It was so easy. No one knew Jack Ruby runs up on Lee Harvey Oswald and just shoots him in the guts in front of everybody. Yeah, they look They just let this guy run at him with a gun in his hand. They're bringing him in. They got We've got him. Lee Harvey Oswald. We got him. Oh, what's that guy? What's he doing running our way? Hey, is that a gun? Bang. He just shoots him right in the stomach in front of everybody. Meanwhile, he's probably not even dead. That looks so staged. Maybe Lee Harvey Hoswell, they go, "Dude, we got to send you to an island." Oh, they shot that dude. You can see the bullet hit him. Shoots him right in the guts. I think there's land that the elite have that no one knows about, man. That's what I think. I would if I was the elite, I would have some and go,

137:47"We don't need to tell these every You think they You think that the people running are like, "We need to tell the people. We need to They need to know. They they they have a right to know." What do you think Clinton does like most of his days? Think he's just got a bunch of chicks he calls up? Hey, hey, I don't know. I don't know. But when you watch the Clinton Chronicles, Stroking the Resistance, there's a I don't they may be but there's some What's the Clinton Chronicles? The Clinton Chronicles is a documentary made in the '9s that you can find on YouTube, and it goes through his career in Arkansas and the Coke and all that stuff with the CIA, Mina Arkansas, while uh George Senior's vice president with Ronald Reagan, the Contra, all that Man, there's a war on drugs. That's a scam. And there's they're not trying to stop no goddamn drugs. They'll bust a a

138:36Mexican cartel here and there just to just to say they're doing but they're taking all that money that everyone's like, "Yeah, we need to fight this drug war." They getting all this money just You think that it's just like the the the moon and all the space I just want to know what Bill Clinton's doing right now. He's probably having a good time. I think he's having to him it's a good time. I think he's having a great time right now to tell you the truth. Do you think they got him set up? Do you think he's got like a sweet house and they bring him grapes and and he lays down? He's He's There's no one's ever gonna bust him. It's that movie about Barry Steel coming out at the end of the summer. American Tom Cruz is playing Barry. How unreal is this going to be? Come on. It's a propaganda film, huh? It's not a felony if you're doing it for the good guys. Wow.

139:23Yeah, they're going to they're going to make him look really bad. I wonder I wonder if it's uh Well, maybe they'll just say, "Hey, this is a long time ago." How can they make it look They're going to make it look like we don't do it anymore. He was being sent uh he was a Barry Seals was a a pilot. He was a Here's a trailer. Tom Cruz looking sexy as ever. They make him seem like a like badass pilot. How does he stay? Yeah, he was. He was a badass pilot. He had his pilot's license at 15. And so the CIA recruited him. That's mainstream. This guy recruited him cuz he was a badass pilot who who Look at this. The trailer is really good. The movie looks really good. That's He's covered in coke. And he gets out of a plane. Covered in coke. Steals a kid's bike. Wow. He crashed into a plane. F. How does Tom Cruz stay looking 35? What is he doing? He's Scientologist.

140:14But what are they doing? Are they They doing They're drinking baby blood. They like running like those little u cotton gin looking things over his face. Have you heard Have you heard somewhere in Europe? This could be Oh no. But but people like teens that that donate blood, old people are buying young blood and and getting transfusions. It's not in Europe. It's here in Silicon Valley. Oh, they're doing it for real. You Peter Teal, who's a famous billionaire, tell me about that. What do you know? They are they found that if you inject young mice with the or old mice rather with the blood of young mice, it makes them act like a young mouse. It changes that for millennia. Well, it sounds like vampire Forget about Illuminati. It sounds like vampire stuff. Elizabeth Baie stuff. So they um they are doing this now where they take like these young healthy guys

141:07and they donate blood and then you go there and they take that blood and pump it into your system and they fill your body up with young blood. It does it work? Apparently it has some crazy like rejuvenating effect on you. So let me ask you let me ask you this. Okay. People People freak out when you say, "Hey, the Illuminati, they're kidnapping kids and and and torturing babies and they want they want to they want to scare the out of them cuz they want adrenaline blood and they're poking holes all over. Adrenalized blood." Apparently, if you scare the out of them, the ad the adrenal gland flushes into This is what they say. This is what they say. Hey, do I have Can I just talk? I don't know if it's real. I don't know if it's real. I don't know if it's real, but apparently adrenalized blood is the most potent. So they scare the kids and they kill them and suck eat they

141:57drink their blood. That's a conspiracy theory. That's a conspiracy theory. But we're already seeing this with we're being we're being slowly getting Well, if if teen blood is good for you for old people, I bet some billionaire is going to go, "What about toddler blood? What about that What about newborn baby blood?" I bet they're thinking a billion. Think about stem cells. The thing about stem cells is getting placental stem cells. Well, think about all the kidnaps or embryotics. 800,000 to a million kidnaps a year. So, you think they're just taking babies and using them to make rich people stay alive forever? Would if you were rich and a psychopath. What if they can use crisper to to artificially engineer a bunch of headless kids and you uh take the blood out of them? They don't even know you got it. If teen blood is working, right? Don't you think baby blood would

142:48It would be It wouldn't be a shocker if you found out that baby blood is the best. Right. It wouldn't be a shock. Would that be a shock? Is it immoral to have a warehouse filled with headless fake kids? They don't have any head. They never did have a head. They were engineered with crisper to have no head. And you have them hooked up to this thing pumping blood into these vats. And you go there and they tap you and you have to like look up and recognize that these artificial people. It's got to be real blood. They're real blood. They're real people. They just don't have any heads. So, they never have a chance to be alive. They're connected to some machine. Is this a movie? Uh, no. Probably. I don't know. It's kind of like the Matrix, right? Kind of like the Matrix, but but but we already know teen blood is helping old people. I think it's 25year-olds is what they go for. An

143:32adult. So, a teen So, so based on the fact that teen blood is better than getting like a 50-year-old's blood, right? Right. Yes. That's what they're saying. Toddler blood would be better than teen blood. You don't think a trillionaire wants that toddler blood? Maybe. You're right. Here's the other thing that goes the other way which is even more fascinating. They took the blood of old mice and they put it into the to the young mice and the young mice started acting old which is kind of It's like wow like there's something in the blood and they're trying to isolate what it is. Of course it it it like it just makes sense. It's easy to believe like yeah young blood is probably better than old blood. Yeah, it's probably better and that's what where everything comes from. It comes from the blood. Everything blood is look at this. Cannabis reverses aging process in the brain. Studies suggest

144:17researchers restore the memory performance of Methusia Methusela mice to a juvenile stage. Whoa. Regress to a two-month-old. Whoa. Yeah. Using a cannabis active ingredient. Whoa. Interesting. That's crazy. Treatment opens up new options when it comes to treating dementia. Now, if imagine if weed was what you needed, like just hardcore edibles. We need to ask ask Joey some questions. He does have some stories. We know for a fact that cannabis basically like 90% cures seizures in kids and and even in animals. Even in dogs, dogs that have seizures, you give them some cannabis oil, boom. Right. But let me ask you this. Why does it with your memory? How come when we're high, we're like, "What the was I just talking about?" My theory is this. It's like there's a difference between uh forgetting something and misplacing something. Like when you go out to Vegas and you get

145:16hammered and you black out, there's no way someone's going to say anything to you that's going to make that memory come back of this or that. They say, "Dude, and then you and then you grabbed her and then you picked her up and then you told her to get the out of here." And you're like, "Dude, I don't remember any of that." You lost your memory. Even them reminding you and telling you about what happened there, you lost your memory. But now when you're stoned and you got all this going on, there's, you know, weed makes blood rush to your head. So you got so much going on, gets misplaced, you forgot what you were talking about. But if someone reminds you of what you were talking about, you're like, "Oh, okay." Then you're you're back on track. You definitely better than booze in that respect. Yeah. Cuz well, there's a difference between actually uh forgetting something

145:58and not remembering at all. It just complet you did it. You were drunk. You did it. You don't remember it. There's nothing anybody can do to bring it back. They could tell you all about it. You could watch it on video. It ain't coming back. Maybe the memory of you watching the video will will will stay in your brain, but no memories of it's never coming back. With weed, you're talking about all this You're going to it's you start digressing and moving to this and jumping all over the place and go, "What did I just say?" Right? If someone reminded you, it'll come back. It wasn't like, "Man, I don't remember ever talking about that. You were just talking about that. No, I don't remember that." So, it's different. Well, I I forget sometimes what I'm talking about, but I don't forget moments or instances or facts. If you were blackout drunk, you would. Right. You would. Yeah.

146:38You know them um caveman coffees, those little things. Yeah. Everybody has gotten those uh moments where blackout. Yeah. Where or just when you know that like you're not seeing things the way other people are seeing them. You're like where where how are like that's why I don't understand how anybody could do like like uh ketamine. Like people that do like recreational ketamine. Never done it. Never done it either. But apparently you go into that khole that they talk about. It doesn't sound good. K-hole doesn't sound good. That doesn't sound good to me. I don't want to do that. It's some sort of animal tranquilizer, right? Yeah. Something you know. Thanks, brother. What is it? Thank you. What is it? Um If it wasn't If it wasn't called K-hole, if it was called uh Wonderlust, if something was called Wonderlust, I'd be like, "Let me try it." Yeah. But they call it a K-hole after

147:28they've been in it. Yeah. Sounds horrible. It sounds like darkness. I don't want to go there. I never had the desire to do something that was going to put you in a khole. that. Like acid. Not into it. I We did that acid podcast with Joey. I didn't think I can go there. I was the only guy not on acid, but Ari was on acid. Joey um uh uh Lee, it was hysterical. I was I'm like, "You got to change the name. You can't call it acid. I'm not going to take anything called acid. That me up." That's hilarious. And they should have called it something else. If they just call it cutie love. Yeah. You want some cutie love? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take some cutie love. What's it going to do? Just make you look at yourself the way everybody else looks at you. Oh, that's weird. That's funny. But Joey would drops him out. He don't give a man. Yeah, Joey is He's down to

148:21He's gangster. That's the most killing it everywhere, too. Joy's been doing a lot of travel. He just sold out the Borgata Casino in Atlantic City. That's nuts. Yeah. He wanted to come in and uh do a podcast to promote it. He's like, "I don't even got to promote it, dog. It's already sold the out." Everybody's killing it. It's kind of crazy. It's crazy to see how uh how hard they're killing it on the road. Joey's podcast's killing it, too. And then the comedy store. Holy That thing is thriving. Yeah, it used back in the day they had so many like hidden bars back there that it was like collected dust, spiderw webs everywhere. Now all those back rooms are being used like the old days. It's insane. The I've never I mean I was hanging out the comedy store uh all the goddamn time with you for like two or three years straight. You come pick me up, man. You I'd come out your car

149:14either like like the baddest car on the planet is like just waiting for me. I'm out front and uh those moments, you know, the reason I bring that up is last night after EBI, me and my wife drove through my own neighborhood and we went down my street. I got out of my car. I parked right in front of my house and I got out of my car. I just wanted to look at it again. I mean, I was there for like 15 years. And when I turned around and walked back to the car, dude, I went back to 2001 where you'd come and pick me up and we'd drive to the comedy store. Dude, I had that vision. That was just last night, man. It was It was It was insane. It is crazy. We did that all the goddamn time. And the comedy store the way it is now. Holy Tuesday night selling out. It's they sell out Monday night. They sell out almost every night sometimes. Remember the main room was rarely used.

149:58It was just all about the O. It was struggling. It was struggling. And then when you left and you had that falling out for for a while, then dude, darkness. And then you come back, boom, it's it's like it's like Jesus is doing stand up there now. You know what I mean? It's so packed and everyone loves it and there's lines outside. It's nuts. It's weird, right? It's weird to see because you get to see it in the dark days. You got to see it when I first started going there, which were weren't getting a lot of crowds. No, just the O and it's rarely sold out. Not even that. It took like a few years of me going there. Selling out. Sellouts weren't happening back then. Maybe if Dave Chappelle came by and did like a set or something maybe and everyone talked or maybe on a Friday night it would sell out or a Saturday night in the O. Yeah. But just the O, not like both of

150:42them. You know what I mean? Pretty rare. Yeah. Yeah. And now it's nuts. And everybody, all the managers like, "Hell, it's this is all insane." It's a It's a beautiful thing, man. It's crazy. It's the internet, dude. Internet. Internet opened that place up. Yeah. It's always been a big vortex for crazy people, too. You know, something was something about that place. That guy was still there last week. Um, Robert Apper. William Apperva. Yeah. What's his name? The weed. Robert William Apperva. The weed lawyer. I'd like to talk to him. I can't touch him. Can't touch him. He won't shake. What's the story like? What does he say? Is he uh I don't know. I mean, I think he's got something going on. You'd have to ask him. There's some issues. There's some uh some sort of issue. He walks. That's That's a documentary right there. Getting into that dude. You know what that dude would do? He

151:30would put on a jacket and then he would put he would like stuff the jacket filled with plastic bags and walk in the rain. He's like a sort of a homeless kind of comedian who shows up. He's got a place where he sleeps. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a place and he's been at the comedy store every weekend forever. Every weekend he's always there and he's by himself. No one usually talks to him, right? He's kind of just he's a nice guy and he's all his jokes are about marijuana. Does he have good ones? They're not bad. They're not bad. Oh, so he's a super weed guy. Oh, yeah. It's all about weed. Everything's about acts about weed. What? I didn't know that. You didn't know that? I didn't know that. That's hilarious. His whole act is about marijuana. What does he say? Like, oh, you'd have to go and watch. You'd have to go and watch. I wouldn't want to do his bits, but yeah, it's all about weed.

152:13That's crazy. I feel like he was a lawyer. There's this documentary about this um old lady who basically lives at a laundromat. She just like just started hanging out there and super nice and started doing people's laundry and like the owner of the laundromat just like let her live there, you know? She's just a homeless person. She's really sweet. Good. She's uh she's there all day cleaning up and watch. She's like, "Yeah, I got free security. She's nice. I'm not going to throw her out." And she's helping everybody. Everybody loves her. And then uh they did a documentary on what she's you know her life. It's pretty fascinating man. Um Zach Galanakis takes has been take he's known her for years. Whoa. Cuz she's like in Santa Monica and back when he's a struggling actor. He met her at the at the laundromat and he became friends with her. He takes her on red

152:58carpet premieres. That's his date. He hooks her up. They they have a really they're they have a close relationship. That's crazy. He t he takes you to legit red carpet big ass movie premieres. That's hilarious. Zach's an interesting guy, man. He's real good friends with Brody. Really? Yeah. When Brody was having some issues, he reached out cuz he knew I'm friends with Brody and just tell me like Brody's not not doing so good right now. Help him out. Try to keep an eye on him. Don't let him do anything nuts. Really? Is he uh he's not doing stand up anymore? What is this? I was you reminded me of the story I just heard the other day. I'm looking this video up. It's not brand new, which I thought it was brand new. This lady was living in this guy's attic for a couple like I think a year. And the way he found out is he put a camera in cuz he was finding food

153:46missing from his apartment like in his kitchen. This lady was living in his attic and climbing down when he was gone to like take a take a shower, piss my girlfriend, cook food. Whoa. I think it was a year. I want to say it might have been a little longer. It could have been a little less. She's like 54 years old. Amazing. This is like that movie in New York. What's that movie? She had this little stool there. Starts with a P. Whoa. Where? Uh, no. It's a paranormal activity or something like that. All right. This is crazy. This could be fake though, right? Look how quiet she So, is she doing this while he's asleep? I think he was gone at work and he she probably didn't want anybody to know she was pissing in the sink and stuff. Pissing in my sink. What the The video's time lapsed a little bit too, so I'm skipping it. Oh my gosh. He's sitting there at his

154:37desk. This is his whole apartment that we're looking at. Well, this is just like his kitchen. He just put like a still camera in there when he went to work to find out what was going on. Dude, I wonder how it might be him. How often this is happening up in the middle of the night to Maybe this is a thing. Whoa. So, here's uh I'll show you. Hold on. But keep going with that. Keep going with that. Where is she? How did she get up there? Like she went back up. Yeah, exactly. How did she get back up? Yeah. Where did she go? That's him, right? That's him. Where? There she is. Okay, so where' she go? Dude, this got to be fake. No way she could get up there. Well, let's find out how she does it. Oh, she hears him. Oh Oh, she hears him coming in and she runs and hides. Oh, wow. It might have been the middle of the night. Oh my god. He got up in the middle of the night and she had to hide.

155:22Holy. How is she going to get back up there? How is she going to get back up there? She's been doing it every night. So, it's like But let's see it. Let's see it. Dude, that is insane. So, he leaves and then she climbs back in. Let's see it. There's no shot of her going back. There is just right there. There she is. Okay, let's see that. Oh It's real, dude. She lives in his attic. That's insane. That's so creepy. Would it say the next morning? Maybe. Did it say the next morning? Where? Didn't it say that at the very end of that video? I missed. Does it say at the very end how long she was up there for? Like how long had it been? I don't know. That's I was going back to the story so you get the rest of the Go like right when she pops up. Go right back to that video, please. And right when she pops up into the attic area, go a little bit further back before when she scrambles up.

156:21Find when she scramles up in there. Going up there right now. I don't see it. There you go. Oh, that's him coming out the next morning. Yeah. Okay. Him. So, him the next morning and does he check the video and find out? man. You know how creepy that would be if you're sleeping in the house and someone's in your goddamn attic and they climb down while you're while you're sleeping. They make themselves some food and they climb right back up there. It's like a little human rat. Here's where she was staying. What's her name? And how long does it say how long she was up there for? Do they know? Does she admit? Is she in jail? She insists it's actually her house. He knocked and found a dark-haired woman who said that Jimmy was letting him live there. He called the police, but the woman fled before they arrived. Ooh, strange. Wait, it's not unusual to what?

157:13Let's see. Go back up a little bit. It's not unusual. Oh. To find what does it say? But one man was shocked to find a woman. I wonder how often that happens. It's not unusual to find unwelcome bats, squirrels, or termites in the attic, but one man found a woman. Oh, Jesus Christ. What is that? Some other video started playing. But here's where she was. Jesus. Wow. Apartment there. So, she had like a little spot up there. Yeah. And then if you look this up, too, it's this isn't an uncommon story. This happened a few times to other people. Oh They're just living in their house. Well, there's a lot of homeless people that eventually become squatters. That's a big problem with people, too. Someone just set up shop in your house and start living there and cooking and bringing food home and they change the locks and then they say, "This is my house." And then you have to you have to actually

158:01figure out some way to prove that it's your house. Then you didn't send it, you know, rent it to them or that you you have to figure out a way to kick them out. Dude, you just kicked their ass. What are you talking about? What are you doing? Someone someone living in your house, you're going to try to go to court if you look, let's say this, dude. You're going to sidekick him right in the in the throat. Not maybe me, but what if what if what if you're a guy that has a house in Big Bear? Okay. Okay. And you're you're not there very often. And then you go up to Big Bear one day and the locks changed and some guy's looking at you through the window. Can I help you? And you're like, this is my house. The it is? This is my house. You're like, what are you talking about? Why are you in my house? What did you do to my locks? Like the guy's a squatter. Dude, you come back with some friends

158:42and you just this dude up. What? He's got a gun. You come with guns and he calls the police. The police show up and the police are like, "You're breaking and entering." You're like, "No, this is my house." "No, he lives here. Possessions 9/10en of the law. This gentleman's inside the building." I always heard that from kids. Possessions 9/10 of the law. Like what what is there a percentage of the law? Is the law the law? Possessions 9/10 of the law. Is that real? What? That's happened. It's hard to say what I would do. I saw something about it the other day. I just let him have the house. Some woman bought a house and right when she was about to move in, some woman had just moved in and she had been there for like two weeks and she changed the locks and she was like, "Someone leased it to me online." Like she said that someone online like was leasing this house.

159:27Is it a scam or is it real? Could be a scam on both sides. Could be she's lying or it could be someone ran a scam on her and got her to pay rent for a house and she really thought it was hers. Could be. Right. That's true. Totally. Uh I think I was fooled. Eddie Eddie called this video out as properly being fake. I think which video that video of the lady in the apartment. Oh yeah. Yeah fake. I found a story apparently and people are adding this video to that story. So yeah, this of another site I just said that it was a marketing campaign for a rental website. The Daily Mail UK put out a marketing campaign. I mean I'll show you this. Here's a thing. How would they use that to to get business? They said this video is fake. It's a marketing campaign. Oh, interesting. marketing campaign for what? Naked apartments.com. Goddamn fake news, man. Real fake newsw.com. Go watch that

160:20That's just like Blair Witch. So much Seems real. I believe Blair Witch. The first time I saw it, I I thought it was real. Seven years later, did you ever see the um Bobcat Goldweight Blair Witch style movie? He made a a movie about Bigfoot. Willow Creek. It's a Blair Witch style Bigfoot movie. Pretty good. If you want to get scared, I want to see it. It's the idea is that all those people that go missing in the forest, that's one thing where people go missing. That's legit. Like a ton of people go missing every year in the national parks. National parks and forests. They just get jacked. Easy to pick them off there. Get jacked. Hey, if there's a market for it, you don't think there's guys out there trying to make money? I think they're getting eaten by animals. People are they're in deep woods and they're falling down and breaking their leg and getting eaten by bears and

161:05There's a lot of that. For sure. There's a lot of that. There's a lot of that. When you have someone that like if you're in the business that's a good spot. Get people camping. They'll never see a They're never going to investigate. They're gonna say a bear took them. Easy. If that's your business, that would be if that was your business. Go, what's the easiest way, right? But bears camp get people. I know. It's that guy that got perfect just got jacked the other day. Woke up in his tent to the sound of his skull cracking cuz a bear was biting down on his skull. Oh. Oh. How about the kid that got How often do bears kill people? Every year. Every year in the United States. Yeah. Every year someone's getting killed. How many? Five. A couple. Four. Couple. Two, three. Not that many. You know, a kid got killed at Rutgers and then the most recent one, a kid got

161:48killed. He was in a road race in Alaska. He was uh racing like some uh track event and he was lagging behind and he saw a bear and the bear was going after him. He's like he called his mom up said, "Mom, is a bear following me?" And the bear jacked him, dragged him into the woods. They had to kill the bear. The bear was like hoarding like covering the body like protecting it. Oh, they found the bear at cuz the mom sent someone out. Yeah, they found the bear. They found the bear guarding the body like it was his like he was going to eat it. How much did he eat at that point? Yeah, he ate some of it. Face off or something. I don't know. Whatever he could get. Tore him apart though. It's not a good way to go. No. How about that documentary with that crazy dude who bears? That's one of the best documentaries ever. Grizzly Man, the way it was set up, too, cuz the

162:40first half of the documentary, you really liked that guy. You're like, "This guy really cares about these bears." And all the sound bites they were using from the multiple interviews that they took were all stuff that were saying good things about him. And you're like, "Oh." And then they slowly it gets dark. He's just this crazy dude out there who's crazier and crazier and crazier as time goes on. When I love when the p was it a pilot of the sheriff grizzly manzly man. Is it a pirate of the sheriff goes I thought he was We shouldn't laugh though. It's funny. Yeah. You can't be hanging out with bears. You can't be hanging out with He wasn't just hanging out with bears. He was hanging out with them deep into the late season where the only ones that were alive that weren't in hibernation were the starving ones. Like he was in a danger zone. Yeah. Like most of the time those bears like

163:25if you're around bears that are eating salmon, you're not even in danger. They're just eating so much salmon. They don't want to try to chase you. They don't even think of you as food. Yeah. Yeah. There's an area that we uh what is it? The Cannai Peninsula. That video that we showed where that huge bear wanders up to that dude. It's not even trying to kill him. Doesn't even care because there's like 30 bears on the stream and they're all just jacking salmon. They're eating so much salmon. But this bear lumbers up and it's like the size of a VW bus. It's so big. And this dude's just sitting there and this bear just just walks over with these dead button eyes. They have those black dead eyes. Oh, they're so creepy. I mean, they're beautiful in a lot of ways, but look at this thing. Look at this thing right up next to his lawn chair. Look at this thing's eyes.

164:15This just an eating machine. That's what that is. It's like a pit bull times a thousand. Yeah, it's a,000 lb eating machine. And they look so lovable. Yeah, of course. They look like your friends in the movies that talk. Well, what do you guys want to do today? Teddy bears. Should we go fishing? A lot of fishing going on here. And so this guy's hanging out and it just starts walking towards him. I mean, this thing is 10 ft from him. Have you ever eaten a bear? Yeah. You eat bear meat? Black bear. Yeah. What does it taste like? Like a pig a cow. Nice. So, look at this. This thing's just Look at his nails. Look at those claws. Holy The head on that thing. That is an enormous bear. How come this guy this guy just freezing? Yeah. I mean, he was taking pictures. He's a photographer and it shows it towards the end of the fil uh video. This guy was taking pictures of that

165:07river which is filled with bears. Filled with bears eating salmon. And this is just a full bear. He's full. So he says to the bear, "Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look at the muscle. How you supposed to? Is that like code? Just noise. Just noise. Now look at that. Look at the Look at all the bears. Dang. Back back up real quick. I didn't want to see that. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look when he turns. Look at all these bears. Holy There's so many bears. So apparently this area which is overwhelmed by bears, there's never been a death reported there. They don't kill people there because there's so many salmon that they just gorge themselves on salmon and just chill out. But if they're hungry, they'll you up. Like they'll just figure you out. They're like, "I think I could eat this dude." And then once they eat you, they like, "I can't believe I didn't eat him

165:56before." That was easy. Like it's like we have this stupid idea that there's a contract. We have this stupid idea like there's some contract between us and bears, you know, that they're not going to us up. Well, they like us. We're cool. Most times bears are scared of people. Is there any video of a bear and a lion fighting? I'm sure. Right. Probably in like China or something. If you had to put money on a full- grown bear, grizzly bear or a lion, what do you think? I'm going with the lion all day. Yeah, I'm going with cat. They both got tremendous claws. Yeah, I'm going with the cat. He's more athletic. He moves better. Cats just everything up. They everything up. They up crocodiles. You've seen leopards jack crocodiles. Yeah. Jaguars. Jaguars grab jack crocodiles. I bet leopards do, too. Yeah. Yeah, they just Cats are just too fast. They're too mean. They're the meanest of all the

166:51animals and they're one of the rare animals that only eats meat. Like they only kill things. Like bears eat berries and What about a polar bear versus a great white shark? I got to go with the shark. I think the bear will up the great white. I don't think he's going to be able to them up in the water. They swim and they don't swim that good. They swim. All right. Not that good. Oh, this is a a mountain lion. What? A mountain lion bear. Yeah. Holy The mountain lion's biting the bear in the head and the bear's like, "Whatever, bitch." Barely care that you bit me. Oh, this is amazing. I barely care. And that's it. Oh, so it's a female. It's a male bear and a female mountain lion that's guarding her cubs. So, she bit the bear in the face. What if it's like, "Let's make a killer video and they just take this captured mountain lion and bear and they just let him go at it."

167:37I think that's real. She's just trying to keep that bare kids because if you just have cameras set up where uh you know mountain line activity is, do you stay away? Use a zoom lens. There's a bunch of different ways. I mean, they've gotten a bunch of different really incredible encounters between animals just by filming hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hours. If you stay in the field for months at a time, you see things like look at this lion and the bear. Those are some good camera angles. Look at this. But that's a black bear. See, someone set this up. That's a black bear and a lion. That's crazy. That's not a big bear. That's a small bear and a big lion. How would a black bear and a lion Yeah. How would How would they be in the same spot? Somebody put them together. No, no other way. Black Lions are only in Africa, right? The bears are only in North America.

168:25This one at least. Actually, probably they probably got some of those in Asia that look similar. That looks like a zoo right there. It is a zoo. What the is that animal? It's like a lion got in the bear pit or something. Those are two lions. Oh, he's about to get some. Oh, he's taking a There's a bear in there, too. Oh, the bear gets led in later. Oh, There's a bear right there. What the Yeah. What's going on here? This is like some like a snuff film. Well, they do like that in like other countries. Yeah, I've seen videos where they have betting matches. Look at this. This bear and this lion. I was like, "Oh, that's my food." That's a big ass black bear, too. Make them fight over the food. What's that lion doing over there? Just facing the eating something. They're eating something. This is way weird. Uh I don't understand. It's um I think they're just making bets.

169:25What about a a fullgrown chimp versus a tiger? Tiger all day. Really? Yeah. I go with the cat. You always I always go with a cat, especially if the cat's bigger. Like a full grown cat could be like 900 lb. Plus, tigers can swim, right? Yeah. Do they go underwater? They can swim underwater. Yeah, they tiger versus great white. Great white. You think so? In the water? Yeah. You don't always go for cats then. You don't always go for cats. But the great white's so much bigger. It's still a cat. There's a picture of a uh I think a I think a tiger would surprise you. I think a tiger would take a if they're taking out crocodiles. Great white, they're not smart. That's true. They try to eat cages and I don't think they'd be able to do anything with it, though. I don't think it's too much. It's like, you know, a real great white's like 1,000 lbs. Like, what the a tiger going to do?

170:16Going to swim with it in its mouth? They figured out that you could swim with all sharks now. The sharks are like, if you hit them at the right time or whatever, you could swim with sharks except for great whites. But there is one lady who swims with great white sharks. What is this? You see this footage? 15t What is it? It's a 14 to 15 ft great white like in 3t of water off the coast of Mexico in this bay. It got it got hit right here with a propeller, but they found out it was feeding off stingrays. It wasn't like beached or anything. Oh, really? This guy gets super close to it, dude. It's wild. Where's this? That's why it was there. It wasn't there cuz it was stuck. It was there cuz it was fe feeding off stingrays. Yeah. If you watch the whole video, the guy, they're wondering if it's like caught in a net or or what's going on with it. He gets real close

170:58here. You can see this this injury on its back. It got hit by a propeller. Wow. I'm not going to show this online. If you want to look it up on YouTube, it's Pearson Brothers Winery films 15. Why can't you show it online? Yanked. Too many views on it right now. It's uh Yeah. Whenever you try to put someone else's YouTube video on your YouTube video, you get yanked. Look at the the scars on his back. So, he all got he got up by a propeller. That's what happened there. I'll show you that. It also starts moving around too. Like the guy got a little hairy. Wow. It's pretty dark. Wow. Look at the size of that thing. I didn't know they were so dark. Well, it's probably just shitty lighting or shitty uh That's scary as That looks like a size of that thing. Just an eating machine. There's been a bunch of videos that are really crazy to watch where they take a drone and they

171:50fly it over Malibu and you see these people surfing and just a few hundred yards outside of the people surfing you see a great white swim water. No, Malibu. Oh Malibu. Yeah. Is it on YouTube? That guy's in the water right next to that thing at the end here. He got looking at it. He got hit by a stingray twice in his foot. One was like a 6 in gash he said. Oh Jesus. So there must be like a school of stingray. Stingray jacked his foot. Yeah. Oh man. What are you doing? You Get out of there, kid. Stepping on stingrays, you Like you accidentally step on them, right? Don't they like bury themselves in the sand? Hey, is there video of that drone filming in Malibu? Yeah. Pull uh pull up uh Great White spotted off of uh Southern California coast. Look at that. Now, this is Malibu. This is Pismo Beach, it says. Okay, that's pretty close. That's a couple hours up the coast. There's a gang of them.

172:48And are they great whites? I believe there's one from Can they tell what kind of sharks they are? Yeah, they think it's a great white when they get real big. There's a there's a quite a few videos that they're they're catching now of drones. One of them they had people real recently they u evacuated the uh beach. Look at this. LOOK AT THAT. OH Oh It's in the wave. It's right there. It's right there with everybody. You know what? They should have those patrolling the beach. Look at the other one right next to it. Oh, damn. He has no idea. Isn't that crazy? It's right there. Oh, He's just waiting for a wave and that shark is right underneath him. That Are you kidding me? all that. He has no idea. He has no idea. And what is that thing? And then he gets on this wave. He's gone. He's gone. I bet them I bet you sharks all the time. They were like about to go on some surfer

173:44and then they take a wave and he saves his ass. Dude, they probably are near death uh often. Those guys are so gangster. Guys like Kelly Slater. Yeah, that. Shane Dorian Jaws it up for me, man. Jaw I know that's brainwashed and all that, but it worked. I'm That wasn't brainwashed. That's a movie. Do you know what Jaws was about? You know, when it was uh the what the inspiration was? Well, it's some real shark that was real shark attack in fresh water. It's real crazy. There's a there's a shark called a bull shark that swims from the ocean up rivers into fresh water and can get as far north as Illinois. What? And they're the most aggressive sharks. They and they killed a bunch of people in a river in New Jersey. Yeah. I think it was like the early 1900s. I want to say like the 1930s or some They killed a bunch of people in a freshwater river in New Jersey. So,

174:38these people would be swimming. Hey, let's go swimming. All right, everybody. And they didn't know back then. And then just see just just get torn apart by sharks. I think it happened. Uh where's that one? Indiana side of the Ohio River. The Indiana side of the Ohio River. And they catch a bull shark. Do you know how crazy that is? That thing got all the way up the river in fresh water. They're the only shark that we know that can do that. And weird weirdly, it's one of the most aggressive sharks. I don't think we know of any other sharks that go up fresh water like that, right? Isn't that the only one? I think that's the only one. Could travel up rivers. They have been known to travel as far up as Indiana and the Ohio River. Although have been recorded attacks, they're probably responsible for the majority of nearshore shark attacks, including many attacks

175:29attributed to other sharks. Um, see if you could find the inspiration for the movie Jaws. Um, Shark Attacks in New Jersey cuz it was all in fresh water. That's what's up about it. It wasn't even like the movie Jaws where it was actually in the ocean. Like these people had no idea. They had no idea. 1916. Imagine all that. People were like babies back then. They didn't know They just landed on the coast of America 1916. And how long have we been there? You know, 1776 to 1916. People just got there. No airplanes. There 100 years. Yeah. It's crazy. Like you think 1916 in 2017 when you sit back and think about it. 1916 was essentially a 100 years ago, 101 years ago. And just a 100 years before that, you got 1816. 100 years before that, you got 1716. So it's like the beginning of the country. Just a h couple of hundred years into the beginning of the country and that was

176:31just a hundred years ago. Great white shark attacked five people near the Jersey Shore. Huh. This is a different story. Unless they called it a great white shark and it was a bull shark. Is that I think that's different. I think that's a different story. There was a a bunch of attacks on a river in New Jersey in the early 1900s. I don't think that's the one. I think that's a different one. There's obviously been a bunch of attacks. Spring Lake and M into Matawan Creek. Is that it? Rogue Great White. But uh but the one that's a rogue great white, huh? That's different. I thought it was a bull shark. That's just what this says. Hm. What's when's this story from? The story is 1916. 2012. Well, if it's in the Smithsonian, you got to think that's probably right. I could have swore it was bull sharks, though. And it killed more than one person. Either way, sharks, right?

177:28Yeah. I don't with the ocean. Do you go fishing? No. You're not into it? No. I'll probably get into it for my son. I'll probably get into he likes it, but I ain't trying to go way out in the ocean. I have no desire to go. I like watching it on DVDs and The deep and you know that the deepest part of the ocean like I forget what it's called. James Cameron where he goes down that submarine. There's like a there's like a trench going down a trench. Yes. I like like that. There's a lot of mysterious that goes on there. Do you know where the best place to go shark fishing in the world is? South Africa. Right off of Catalina. Really, dude? It's one of the best spots in the world to catch these giant Makeo sharks and they taste good. You can eat them. Gross. People get mad at you, though. That's a new thing. People get mad at you if you eat sharks. If you kill sharks, people get mad.

178:12Yeah, they shouldn't be mad at that. But they they don't get mad if you kill like a tuna. Tuna's okay, but sharks are bad because people have been brainwashed into thinking that people eat shark fin soup and they waste the shark. So then people start thinking of shark fishing like they think of trophy hunting like think of like killing lions or something like that. You're just killing it for no reason. You're not eating it. Like they don't realize for food. You like that? Nobody does that. The Japanese do. No, they just kill them. They kill them because they're getting in the way of their tuna production. And they eat them too. Do they eat them too? Yep. Really? They eat them. They make dolphin burgers. Really? Yep. Ooh. She was wrong. They trap them in a cove and just harpoon them. Man, I thought when they were doing that they were just killing them cuz they were

178:55getting in the way of their tuna. They don't waste They're not going to just waste that. They eat that Have you watched I've seen a documentary. It could be but it seemed legit. But isn't it feel weird? It feels weird, right? Like eating a eating a dolphin seems up. Didn't think the Japanese like they were totally into killing whales all the time. Don't they still do whailing? Yeah. Yeah, they still whales up. That's pretty up, right? Definitely. They use it for all kinds of stuff, right? They would eat the whale blubber. You know, one of the things they do now, they um they they kill whales under the false pretense of uh they're trying to uh do scientific research. They're allowed to do some scientific research on whales. So, they kill a few whales and then they take those whales they kill and they sell whatever parts, which is smart. That's gangster. If I if

179:43I was in the Illuminati, I'd be like, I'd green light that That's a good one. I don't think it's the Illuminati. I think it's a Japanese fishing market that's always been doing that. They've been selling and buying and killing whales forever. And so then when these new environmental standards got raised, they said, "Oh yeah, well, we have to do a little research. We got to do a little research." Perfect. Those that company um or that group, the Sea Sheeperds, do you know who they are? They're the ones who bust people who are whailing in illegal whailing. Because otherwise, you got to think if you find some whailing boat in the middle of the ocean. Think how big the goddamn ocean is. There's a boat out there somewhere in the middle of it that's whailing, how you going to find them? What are you going to do? They go out there and ram these boats and they But they shoot like air guns or

180:25something like that at them. Like water water guns. They do a bunch of to try to disrupt it and then they try to expose Isn't there a TV show about it? I think so. Whale warriors or something like that. Yeah, they should be whales and dolphins. I draw a line. Yeah. They're too smart. Cows. Okay. Cows. Okay. Chickens. Okay. Cows are dumb. Hey, chicken. Not that dumb. Have you seen those videos of the cows that they got loose? Yeah. Yeah. They get they were in a slaughter house. They seem like they're smarter than than we think. What about octopus? How smart they are? And you go to some restaurants and you can eat a live octopus. You just boil them. That's up. Italian restaurant. They had it on the menu last night. Grilled octopus. I've had it before. We've talked about it on the podcast. They're smart as They are smart as But you know what? Look at that. They're smart.

181:13It's going to go through a hole. Watch. It's going to a tiny Yeah. Little tiny right? Yeah. Where's the hole? Right there. The hole in the wall. Yeah. I got obsessed with octopus videos for a while. I want more. I want I want They got to pour NASA and $18 billion. Put some more money into octopuses. Octopus, dolphins, monkeys. Where is that thing going? Out the boat. Whoa. It's just going through that hole in the wall. Yep. Right out the side of the boat. Wow. Look at that That's an alien life form. I mean, it might as well be for another planet. Yeah. If you found that on another planet, you'd be so excited. Did you see the one the guy released it into the water and it like came up? It said it came up to thank him. Look at that It's hard to tell if that's what it did. Piling out of that crack to slowly that head compressing itself. The head, the brains, everything.

182:01Yeah. The only thing that it has to worry about is the beak. I don't think they have like a classic brain like like we think of. Look at that. That's nuts. Through a little tiny hole and right at the end of it, you scoop it up with a net. Psych. He tried too hard, but I saw it coming, It's crazy. You eat octopus. Yeah. Damn. I think they'd eat us, too. I don't think they're nice. Some octopus attack. Yeah. I don't think they're nice. Up north, I think. I think they're worried that we're and they're probably right, but I don't think there's a lot of morals going on the octopus community. Do you ever see that one video of um octopuses that were taking out sharks in an aquarium? They had this big ass aquarium and they kept missing sharks. They're like, "What the is going on?" Like, "Someone's killing our sharks." And then they put a video. They set it up and they found

182:50videos always octopus always get busted with hidden cameras, right? There's so many hidden camera videos of like pet octopuses getting out of their aquarium. Oh, yeah. And going into another aquarium and jacking the fish and then climbing back in. Look at this. Do they attack each other? Do octopus attack each other? That's a very good question. Octopus wars. I'm sure they have them, right? Look at how he This shark doesn't have a chance. It's a tiny shark. It is a tiny baby. It's like a toddler. It still doesn't have a chance. Do you know that they feel like they're pretty sure that they found fossil evidence of enormous suction cups, which would indicate that at one point in time there was a thing like a kraken, like an enormous 100 foot long octopus. I believe that they're probably they probably still exist probably, right? We don't know about the ocean.

183:36Well, you seen those giant squids, right? You ever seen those? Yeah. Do you ever seen that one they found when they had one of those offshore uh offshore oil uh things? What are those things? Do they have it on YouTube? Giant squid. What's that offshore oil rig alien squid? Or the biggest squid founding squid. They found this squid. That one. They didn't even know this thing existed until they had a camera set up. And look at that thing. It's got like crab legs. They found this enormous giant squid in the ocean. They didn't even know it existed until they got this video. Look how big that is. It's huge. It's like it has like uh arms. Like go back to that image, Jamie, and and and freeze on it. Like it's hard to tell. We need something like a boat next to it or or It's hard to tell how big it is. Well, they've caught them. They've caught giant squid now. The giant squid

184:28used to be like a rumor. They used to find dead ones occasionally, but now they found them and caught them. Yeah, it's huge, man. What a It looks like an alien. Like that thing looks like an alien. Like look at his like crablike legs where it bends. I wonder how smart they are. They should do some experiment some giant squids. Maybe they're just stupid. Octopus are smart and they're just good for sushi. They make a hell of a sushi. Tell you that. I like squid sushi. Like it. You don't like sushi, huh? I don't like seafood at all. I like canned tuna. I like canned tuna. What about sardines? No way. That's the worst ever. Oysters? Hell no. But I do like I do like black cod. Or is it black cod? Yes. From the east. It's like from like Oh, you're racist. I see what's up. Yes. I don't like white cod. It's black cod. They serve it. It tastes like candy. I like that

185:18Oh, I know what you're talking about. You're talking about like miso cod. Yeah. I don't know if it's miso. I think it's called black cod. Yeah. Black cod with like a miso dressing. It's so good. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of Asian restaurants. Yeah. I love that. Anything that tastes fishy, like salmon, I don't like that Trout. Uh-uh. Really? Not into I don't know, man. Very different tasting. I wish I was into it. God damn it. Sushi sounds so so much fun. Like, let's go sushi. And organ meat. Organ meat. You ever eat liver? No. So good for you. No. I want that doesn't remind me that it's used to be an animal. You have no desire to eat. Like that's why I like McDonald's cuz I know that ain't meat. But if you were on a farm, if you were on a farm and the only way to eat was you had to shoot a cow and butcher it and grind it up, how would you handle that? Would you do it? I'd get used to it.

186:08You get used to it? Yeah, I'm sure I would. If I had to eat, if I was starving and I had my food, would you go vegan or would you just kill the cows? What was the choice again? Go vegan. I'm on a farm. You got to get all your food from the farm. I got to get all Okay. Yeah. Like say if like we're in some like Day of the Dead Night of Living Dead, Walking Dead zombie scenario. Kill chickens. Chickens. No problem. No problem. Right. No problem. Um you wouldn't kill cows. I think God put chickens on the planet for us. I think animals eat other animals, right? It's true. That's what we do. Every animal out there deciding let's just leave these chickens out there for the people. Man, I can't believe they're eating dogs. And then like go What the Chinese people, you have a festival. We just eating dogs. How about Indians think uh cows are sacred and we eat them? They must think we're crazy.

187:02Well, certain parts of India, right? What is that? Is it just the Hindus that think that? I think most of India. What do you think that's from? Just culture. Mushrooms maybe. For sure. Oh, that's right. For mushrooms. Yes. Psilocybin grows out of cow Only it only grows out of cow predominantly. Really? Yeah. Damn. You could find in fields. You need to get a couple cows. You got chickens and Dude, are you kidding? You make your own mushrooms. You can get your own mushrooms, though. Mushrooms. Make your own. That's right. All things easy to get. You can buy kits. Make them in your closet. You know that conspiracy theory that that McDonald's doesn't actually use real meat. You know, some people call it a But some people believe it and it's it's easy to believe. Eventually, it's going to come out that they're not they're using some other kind of fillers or whatever that it's not.

187:49Don't they already admit they use some sort of filler? Yeah, but they're not they're not admitting that they're not using meat. McDonald's has never said we don't use meat. Hold on. What in the McRib? What do they say? That same uh compound that they say is using yoga mats or something. That fake rubber compound. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. But but they're not McDonald's is not out there saying, "Hey, we don't use real meat." They're saying 100% beef. Dude, I just got in their commercials. Yeah, but they don't say that for about the uh they say 100%. But here's a conspiracy theory is that 100 100% beef is actually just a name. It's a trademark and that's a company. I don't know if that's real. I read that. So when they say 100% beef, that's just the the name of the company that makes the beat. I read that that was that's the ultimate mind right there. Right.

188:35But you know what they do? All they need to do is little by little say, "Yes, we don't use we don't use first they have a a a fake meat vegan burger. Yes, fake meat." And then slowly tell people inch by inch that oh yeah, we don't use real meat. Real meat's bad for you. It causes cancer. Why would we're helping you? We're trying to save you. You don't want to eat meat. I feel like that was shut down. I think 100% real beef was like shut down. Like that they were trying to make a product called 100% real beef. What a sneaky loophole. What kind of a Are you shocked? Yeah. No, I'm not. But what kind of a monster would do that? You create a fake meat and call it 100% real beef. And that was the name of the meat. Like, you know, what's your dog's name? Oh, my dog's name is 100% real beef. Like, he's just naming it, right? Just making a name. Yeah. That's so sneaky.

189:26Is that true? I don't know. It could be a It could be a myth. Is that true, Jamie? What's that? Listen. All right. I was reading this thing about the Subway, Newsweek, McDonald's. Is did McDonald's try to copyright the term 100% real beef and use it on on patties that weren't all beef? I think they did. I feel like someone did that. I don't know if it was McDonald's, but I feel like you're right. I feel like I wouldn't be surprised if it's true, but it could be a hoax. I remember it. You know, it's hard to tell what's real these days. Yeah, we could look on Snopes, but nobody trusts them anymore. Snope said it was false, but I won't that I'll find another source. Oh, what does Snopes say? False. What do they say about what's what's caused the rumor? Well, Snopes is falling. They're saying what's false? They're saying what's Don't do it. Don't do it. You can wait. You're hungry.

190:16Are you training again? How's your back? My knees up. It popped out again Saturday at the I did a seminar on Oceanside 10 pounder Ocean side and it popped out again, dude. I was on the floor and then this time I was like, "Ah, I can't squat down for a long time." Cuz I was squatting down, giving Kyle Bame a brown belt out there. He's he's a badass grappler. I was just giving him some rubber guard advice while I was squatting on the balls of my feet. You know, when you're on the balls of your feet and it blew out there and I when when I stood up, that's how it blew out originally. And when I stood up, the thing popped out and I'm like, "Oh I'm in I was in serious pain." And then I straighten out my leg and it popped back in, man. So, I'm I'm going to need surgery cuz the doctor said for 6 weeks cuz that happened 6 weeks ago and the doctor said make sure you

191:03don't do anything stupid on it for the next 6 weeks. Uh cuz if it pops out again, my ACL was hanging on by a thread. It's probably all gone now. Wow. It's probably all gone. My knee's up. So, I'm going to need surgery. I'm just going to do it. But meanwhile, I'm just going to lift hard. I'm just going to make sure while my knee's recovering, my upper body is strong as hell. So, did you talk to Dr. McGee? Dr. Rody McGee? Yeah, I talked to him. Well, they have a new way of attaching the ACL where they don't have to give you a cadaavver graft anymore. When did you talk to him? Uh, before um it popped out again, so I need to talk to him again. Well, this is what they're doing now. They're they're changing the recovery times drastically because the old way what they do is they take a cadaavver graft, right? So, they take a piece out of a dead guy or they take your

191:48hamstring. patella. I had the patella done and I had the cadaavver done. What's better, you think? The cadaavver. But the cadaavver, it can get infected and then it gets real bad. I've never heard of that happen. Yeah, that's that's a problem. I've I haven't had it happen to me. Mine was Mine went super smooth. I did all my rehab. I did a good job of the rehab. I I was cadaavver is good. It's great. It's great. My cadaavver knee doesn't bother me even a little. You had ACL both ones. Both. Both. Holy Yeah. And you see what I could do with my legs? Did you do that? What year? 94 with the patella tendon graph, 2003 with the uh ACL. That was when I got jacked. That was when I got my biggest lift. The first one was done with a patella graph, not a hamstring. No. And then the second one in 2003 was done. With a cadaavver. And you And both knees are good. Oh, yeah. They don't pop out. No.

192:36Did it pop out? Is that how it ripped before it slid out? It Well, the first one fell um I I tore it kicking the bag. I was tired and I was doing rounds on the bag and I threw a kick and my leg was planted and it didn't My foot didn't pivot. I was just doing rounds. I was real tired. I was trying to push myself hard. Exactly. And I was 21 and I think I had heard it before then. I just didn't realize how bad I had heard it and then I heard it again. It popped like I felt it explode in the gym and then I went to the the hospital and they checked it out and the whole deal and and uh eventually got it fixed. And then the other one, no, you know what? I heard it a couple different ways, but anyway, point is it it blew out. Um, my second one that I got done, it was in jiu-jitsu class. I was in half guard. I was on top and someone had to lock down sideways. So, instead of straightening me out

193:28normal, like you know where your leg bends and extends, it hyperextends. It went this way like against the side of the knee. And it just was a weird angle. And he straightened his leg out and it just pop. You could heard it snap like a carrot. Snap. And I didn't even know it was broken. I thought it was just really painful. And then um the next day I was actually walking around. Okay. And I didn't think anything was wrong. I thought it was just really sore. And then I was moving some stuff around in my office and it just went. It just fell out of the socket. Slipped out. Gave out. Yeah. Just gave out. And I knew that feeling before because of my other knee. And then did you have to straighten it out and pop it back in? No, it did. That wasn't a problem because it wasn't there was no meniscus tear on the right one. The left one had meniscus tear as well. Remember one time

194:09I blew that out in class and I was I my leg locked. Do you remember that? You had to drive my car. How can I forget that? You drove me to the doctor. How can I forget driving your your NSX uh stick shift and I was grinding the gears. Your knee was tore apart. You're we're like you're pissed driving, you know, cuz your knee and I'm up your car and you're like, "What the are YOU DOING? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK?" I'm like, "Dude, I haven't drove driven a stick in forever." It's easy. sticks. Sticks are the easiest. It's all about automatics, baby. It's 2017 and people still got sticks. What the is going on? I got all my cars in. Come on, man. I love sticks. How you supposed to text? I don't. No, I'm kidding. I FaceTime everywhere. That's not a good joke. People get in wrecks texting. They do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How many people been in wrecks while they're facetiming? I saw some

194:57dude FaceTiming on the highway. I've seen a couple people do it facetiming while they're driving. I'm on my way. Gonna give you that sweet dick. I'm on my way. Yeah, that's incredible. I love driving stick shifts, though. I prefer it. I don't like it. Maybe you would like it if you drove a sports car. Why don't you Why don't you get one of those engines that you crank like a 1910? Would you like that? Yeah, dude. I feel like I have control of the engine. Hey, if they made them, you would get them. Maybe. What if you had to start your car by cranking it? What a Yeah, but you don't feel like there's some fun in shifting the gears. Like, you know, you know what it was? You know what it was? is when my first car was a a 1977 Pinto station wagon and I got it for $550 and it was a stick shift. I always wanted uh the cheaper cars were always stick shift. I could only afford

195:45the stick shift. The more expensive cars had the automatic and I guess it was just I was brainwashed into thinking one of these days I'm going to be able to drive an automatic. this manual And I think it was just a mind So once I was a once I got my first automatic car I'm like stick shift. you could just I had a bunch of automatics and then I got a stick shift. I had a bunch of like muscle cars and then I got an Audi Fox. It's a tiny little uh Audi car. It was a little front-wheel drive car and it was a stick shift. It was like a zippy little car like I loved it. I was like oo I loved like shifting the gears. But it wasn't until I got my first NSX. I had two NSXs. I had the NSX in 95 or six, maybe 97. 97. And then I had another one that I got in like 2004. It was a badass car. I love those things. They're so different now. Now the new NSX is like this big technological spaceship thing.

196:48I like it. It's dope. I don't think so. But it's a different thing. I like I like the little cars that you can you're you're in control of. Like I like uh I don't like the like big electronic car. That's why I like the Porsche because that thing's light. It's light and you control everything. You feel it. You feel the road. Like like if you're in a sports car for me, like a fast car, you want to feel everything. Mhm. Makes it exciting. You don't like any of that. Okay. I don't know. Maybe you don't even like liver. What was that? You don't even like liver. You and I You and I are very different. Yeah. Oh, no. No. I didn't like liver. Sliced hearts. There it is. There's the NSX. Look at that. That looks incredible, dude. ship. It's already out. Oh, yeah. Not only is it out, they they just released an NSX GT3. So, if you want to race, if you want to be a race

197:33car driver, they'll sell you one of those and it cost a half a million bucks. Holy It's a beast of a car, man. And the thing is, it's a Honda. I mean, they call it an Acura, but it's a Honda, which means it's just not going to break. You could drive that thing forever. Those things will have unbelievable reliability as opposed to like say a car that my ancestors made. You know, you get something Italian. Good luck. But is it really Japanese if they're making it in Mexico? Are they making that in Mexico? Don't they make Hondas in Mexico and Toyotas? That's what That's what I thought. I know they make some of them in America. They make Nissan in America. That's even worse. Really? That's a good question. Right. Is it considered? Now, we're talking about breaking down. All right. Oh, yeah. American There's a awesome American cars, but Yeah, but they just use standards

198:25developed by the Japanese. And once they have standards developed by the Japanese, like what does it say? They're making them in Ohio. Ohio. Oh, that's right. The NSX is being made in Ohio. That's right. I forgot about that. Is that good or bad? That's real good for Americans in Ohio. They want a good job making as far as uh reliability. You know what? Everything's automated now. See, that's the thing. It's not like you're you're dealing with skilled craftsmen. You're dealing with programmers and There aren't people like on the assembly line. I'm sure there's some there's some That was the thing about the um Corvette factory in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Like those people, they put together those Corvettes by themselves. Like there's a lot that's going on that's uh animated automated rather, but there's a lot that's going on by hand. Look at this This is crazy. They're making cars.

199:10So what is this guy doing right here with this thing? Oh, this is the factory. I don't I just kind of skipped ahead. Yeah. What's happening here? It's hard to tell what it is. They're flipping the thing upside down. Oh, they're working on the chassis. This is the bottom of the car. These things are just what they are now. Like that's what the car looks like on the inside before they put the seats in, the drivetrain, all that stuff. But these things are now, look at how it's all done by these robots. Is someone controlling it real time or is it on a program? It's a good question. I would bet it's probably on a program. There's probably someone controlling it, but they're probably just pressing start. They probably lock it into place. And this thing, I mean, the way it's stacking everything. That's amazing. Well, the things that they're doing now though, I mean, these cars are so precise.

199:56They're so different than anything that existed like 20, 30 years ago. Like this car, it might not be like the most uh the fastest, best engineered car in the world, but it's one of them. And it's just that the horsepower wars are so out of control right now that a car like this is almost kind of overlooked because there's so many insane high performance cars now. I mean, there's so many that are 0 to 60 in 3 seconds. What they're doing now is just making these unbelievable spaceships that a regular person could buy if you have the money. You don't have to be a a race car driver. You don't have to be like super qualified to handle this thing. You could just get a car that's 600 horsepower, four-wheel drive, drives like a demon. I mean, you could just go out and buy it. That Tesla that Model 3, it's like 35 grand, right? Crazy. Yeah. You're buying a Model T. Model 3. Oh,

200:54you're buying a spaceship. Like everything is automated. This guy's uh using torque wrenches. Everything's all set to the exact amount you're supposed to crank things. like everything is nothing's left of the imagination. You know how it's cool to make like old classics like a new version like the Charger and all that stuff? You think they'll ever do Model T's a new version? They those things are so like ergonomically clumsy and so poorly designed in terms of like aerodynamics and If you try to take a Model T on the highway, that would just fall over. Like once you got to like 80. They make it right though. But the wind resistance, you got to like 80. You're not trying to get go fast. It's just like a like a Harley. Oh, like a cruiser. Yeah, right. Yeah, maybe. I mean, they they go they had those cruisers that those 50s type cars, right? Like dragster cruiser type

201:41things. What are they called? PT Cruiser. Oh, yeah. That thing that thing's gross. I drove one of those once. They were so bad. It was like like you guys just made a cool outside and threw the shittiest suspension you could. It was so bad. Like every time I go around a corner, the ass end would like kick out and it was I I took it on a dirt road and I was like I could fly off the side of this road and not be able to control this piece of right? Oh, those were pretty dope. That was a Plymouth Prowler. Is that like uh based on like a 50s style car sort of? That was created by Chip Fouse. He's the guy that did the design element of my uh 1970 Barracuda. He's a a wizard car designer guy. He invented a bunch of different cool cars. They had that thing, the Plymouth Prowler, and there was another one that was kind of like that, too, wasn't there? Wasn't there another one of those retro

202:31looking things? Either you don't have kids if you have a car like that, or you're a shitty father. Or you That's your weekend car. Well, going to take my weekend car, drive around the neighborhood, pretend I'm still alive. Or see, you're super rich and you can do that every now and then. You put it in your uh side garage. That's the Thunderbird. Yeah, I think Fouse was involved in that, too. Guy's a goddamn car wizard. Yeah, that's a nice one. Is that a Falcon? No, that's a T-Ird. That's a That's a Thunderbird, but it has a roof on it. Have they made newer versions of falcons? H I don't think so. When was the last time they made a Falcon in the 60s? Look at that thing above it. Was that does that that movie from that movie Christine? The one on the right? The second one on the right? The red one? Yeah. Look at that. Yeah. What about cars like that? They

203:20should make Oh, that's a Thunderbird. Look at that thing. God, what about new cars like that? Like those the Look like the limousine that JFK was in right there, right? Just a little shorter. Look, that's a Thunderbird. Look how badass that is. That's like if you roll around on that in Hollywood, like if you're some sort of rockstar type character and you got a goddamn set, you're like, "Look at me, Look at me. Look at me, Look at this Look at my white walls. Look at that thing. I mean, that is a slick ride." Go back to that last one, Jamie. That is a slick looking car, man. What year is that? It's a four Thunderbird, right? It's a second generation. Second generation. I don't know what that means. If I had to guess, I'd say that's like 1960s something, right? Crazy looking cars. Like they figured it out. They back then, man, they had just caught a design groove and figured out

204:14how to make these really exotic looking, sexy shapes. 59. 59. Wow. Amazing. What a car. There's a lot of remixes possible here for Ford and Yeah. I wonder should they do that or should they They did that to Chargers and it was a a grand slam. Have you seen the new um Ford they got now? The Ford GT. The new Ford GT. Jesus Christ. Ford's came out with a car that's like like a super Ferrari looking car. Let me see it. I think it's like $300,000. Look at that thing. Yep. That's a Ford. Come on, son. Holy Holy It's about goddamn time. They could have did that a long time ago. Look at that thing. They should have did that 20 years ago. Jesus. That's See, that's like whatever the NSX is. It's $453,000. Holy You need to get one of those, Joe. No, definitely. Come on, man. Can't It's not even a standard. You got a automatic transmission piece of The old ones, they used to have a stick.

205:13The old Ford GT. Oh, that's only 3 million bucks. Saw a goldplated one driving down Sunset the other day. Why not? If I had one of those, I'd have a gold plate and I would have like 3D videos of my dick that like play all over the car. It's like your your hard dick is like a hologram on LED screens that are all over the car. Imagine if a dude drove down the street and he had a a Bugatti with like the outside of the car was a screen. What did they make? Only one stick. How is it 3 million? It's got 1500 horsepower. How many did they make? Four. Well, it's a status symbol. It's one of those things where people want to show everybody that they don't even give a They drive around a $3 million car. Floyd Mayweather's got a gang of them. Ace Ace Hood has a song called I woke up in a Bugatti. I woke up in a Bugatti. I woke up in a I saw one drive uh down by the comedy

206:08store once and everybody looked. That's a million dollars. That's a million dollars. Used to be a million. Now they're three. Used to be that was a a first the first million-dollar car. I saw a million dollar car. Look at this. My Bugatti for sale for$4 million. Is that a hood? That's Floyd Mayweather. Oh, damn. That's Money Mayweather. It's in the DuPont registry. He's selling it for 4 million. You want to be a baller? You want to drive around in Floyd Mayweather? I wonder if he does that often. He like flips cars. Are you kidding? It's easy money. Buy it for two, sell it for four. Not only that, it's a good move, man. It's a smart move, right? cars. Are you kidding? With social media. He's his He's his own corporation. Yeah. No, it's a smart move. What's that? He's pissed over low ball bids at his Bugatti auction. Look at his face. He's mad. 1.5 $ 1.9 million

206:57bid because the number was still much lower than Floyd was hoping to get. I wonder what he paid for it. It didn't sell. Somebody offered$ 1.9 million. He's like, not enough. Whoa. Reportedly paid 3.5 million. Oh my goodness. So, he's reported he was expecting to make a profit and someone tried to short him by the same one though. This is the white one. The one we just saw was the black one. Oh, okay. Yeah. The only people that can afford that are people that don't give a about that. Well, I think Floyd is just his whole thing is about just being the ultimate baller. Half his business. Guys that are into memorabilia, they're usually broke. They don't have that much money. Come on. That's not a memorabilia thing. a hundred people on the planet could could afford to do that. You know what I mean? And they're not impressed by having someone's celebrity, you know what I

207:46mean? If they got that money, yeah, they are. It's more than 100. A billionaire a billionaire is going to be going to be tripping that it's a Floyd Mayweather's car that it's obvious that it's flipping it. Like, nah, they're too smart for that But if they wanted to get it and drive around, let everybody know. In 2013, it says they sold their 400th Veyron. Jesus. So 400 people have bought bought Bugattis. Yeah. 400 over a million dollars. Jesus, that's a lot of money. $400 million in cars. I wonder what it cost to actually make. What do you think? 50 bucks. No, it probably cost like $20,000 to make. Okay, let's guess. I bet there's a website that shows how much does it actually cost to build a Bugatti. I want to say $300,000. I'm going to say because it's so expensive that the people making it will charge more. You know what I mean? Because so it's probably going to be $300,000.

208:46Oh, you agree with me. What did you say? Let's see. I said 300,000. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah. Oh, I perfect. Well, we'll see if we're right. We'll see if we're both right. I think that's a reasonable reasonable thing to imply. Oh, They lose They Volkswagen loses 6.25 million on each one they sell. What? Volkswagen loses what? Wait a minute. When they sell what? They lose 6 million when they sell it for 3 million. So it cost 9 million to make. I'm looking. They're lying. Now there's You would never know. Yeah, you would never know. I'm I'm going over to Eddie Bravo's side on this one. Illuminati. Tower. This is Tower 7. You know what they call me? They call me Illuminati. Illuminati. Yeah. Slamming this guy, a friend of mine. He goes, "Dude, your name should be Illuminati." Do people get tired of talking conspiracy theories with you? Do they get tired? No, they always want

209:34to bring it up and I usually don't want to talk. It's a good thing to talk about. It's a good way for a young guy to approach you. Hey Eddie, I'm with you on Tower 7, bro. Yeah, I'm with you with the flat earth, bro. Hey, bro. I've been checking out satellites. They seem pretty fake to me, bro. A guy a guy came up to me with his um like 12-year-old daughter and they were all like, "Oh, no. They're all into flat earth." 12-year-old was into it. I go, "Do you talk about flat earth at school?" She goes, "No, they all think I'm crazy." I wonder why. kind of weird. Why would they just give it the benefit of the doubt and look into it? Hey, who knows? Is it really that much money? Yeah. I mean, here's other cars. It says they're in a 17-year low with European cars. Well, there's lots of loss makers. Here's the biggest one. It says smart cars. Those are pieces of Loss per vehicle, $4,000.

210:21It goes into the economy, but they could be going into like the development costs and like all the money they had to spend testing everything. Well, VW is all right now, right? VW's cuz they got caught lying. They got caught lying about uh fuel emissions or uh Yeah. about uh the um uh fuel mileage of their their cars and also about emissions. No, apparently they just been lying about that for a long time. Like like who's telling the truth anywhere like when at that level at the super crazy high level? Well, they try to sell cars too. They're like how do we sell these cars? People don't give a They're like, just tell them whatever studies say, you know, science reports say, just whatever. Do you do you have any desire to drive around in some baller car? yeah. I'm not rich, though. I'm I have like one one 500 millionth of the money you have. I don't I'm I'm a I'm driving a Tundra.

211:19Still a good car. Toyota Tundra. It's a good good car. I like it. I like it. Toyota trucks. I got it for my baby though. For my baby. I'm like, you know what? I had a Beamer before that. I'm like, I'm not going to put a baby seat in the Beamer. I'm going to buy a tank. So, I bought the biggest Tundra with the biggest cab, the biggest one I could find. Put that baby seat right in the middle. So, he's if anything happens, God forbid, he's going to make it. You know what else they do? If you're if you're into this, they make side sliders on those cars. They're they actually act as like side impact protection. They make what what do you call a rock slider? So they uh they'll raise the car up a few inches and put these rock sliders on the side of these cars. They do it a lot with Land Cruisers and they offer significant side impact protection. I need some of that. What cars have

212:04that? What cars are the best the the the best when it comes to accidents? Accidents, I would say like a Dodge Ram. Volvo is like known for that, right? Are they still number one? Yeah, they're they're known for being like real safe in accidents. Yeah, Volv Yeah, maybe. But for like somebody are are they still do they still make the strongest frames? Because basically that's what it comes down to. Who's making the strongest frame? Right. It's not just that. It's also like how the body responds to impact, how it how it crumples, how it uh how it's engineered to the best. I'm going to get that. I'm going to get that's my next car. I saw this car accident the other day. What is that? Chevy Volt one. No way. Number one. Top rated number one. Yep. What? As far as electric car as far as one ins crash test results. What? Wow, that's crazy. What about like SUVs? What about them?

212:54I would say it would have to be like a Ram or a Chevy Silverado. It's got to be Volvo, though, cuz that's what they specialize in. That's their Yeah, but they're not as big. Like, if you get like Is that number one for SUV? What about for like a the number one truck? What's number one? Is that number one? What is it? What does it say? I'm going to get it. 10 safest Audi. Audi. Goddamn pop-up ads. Looks like Audi right there, right? Yeah. What is that one? That's a Audi Q something. Q, whatever the it is. Q7. That's a pretty cool car. I've seen one of those before in real life. As far as side impacts. Yeah, I think they a lot of those cars have airbags and now and they just their pillars are designed to absorb a certain amount of impact and they give in with stuff too. I saw a car accident the other day though at an intersection and it was a Dodge Ram truck and like

213:46some little peon Corolla. Oo, they were heading head on. The Corolla was destroyed, man. When I see people driving around with their babies in tiny little cars and the car seats like right next like I want the middle. Yeah, it's right scary. That's a scary one, man. One little up. You know what's amazing? That's your baby. Think about how many cars there are on the road and how rarely they slam into each other. Most of the time people keep it together. Most of the time most of the time it's like yeah it kind of it the traffic kind of filters out bad drivers because bad drivers they're not going to last. They're going to wreck. So we're usually we're left with people that seen wrecks and they're like you know once you've been in a wreck you're super careful. You know my mom was in a terrible wreck. Lost all her front teeth. Terrible wreck. And she since then this has been maybe 35 years.

214:38She doesn't drive on the freeway. She's like scared to death of the freeway. It was a horrible freeway accident. And uh she won't ever drive on the freeway. I've seen some bad ones. I've seen some bad ones coming home late night from the comedy store. Cars flipped over, smashed, up. You know, people are dead. Yeah. It's like It happens. You can get a phone call at any time. drops. Anytime. Look what happened to Matt Hughes, man. That could happen to anybody. Well, he got hit by a train. He got hit by a train. He was trying to cross a train track. I don't know what the whole story was, but he got hit by a train. How's he doing right now? He's out of the coma, apparently. That's good. Yeah, he's responsive. Holy I mean, if anybody's going to survive something like that, it's that tank. Damn. You know, guy's a tank. I mean, most most people probably would have been dead, man.

215:25It's pretty amazing. He was in a coma for quite a while, man. What's worse? I mean, getting attacked by a great white shark and getting eaten or Well, depends. What if he comes back from the car wreck and he's like that dude from the dead zone? You can see the future. He holds your hands. You can see you're going to run for president. Put all your money on Jon Jones. Yeah. He holds your hands. He can see the future, right? What does he just starts like predicting fights and he's Yeah. How come there's never that? Like they talk about like nuclear fallout. How come no one's getting superpowers? Remember when you were a kid comic book, if there was a nuclear accident, you turned into the Hulk or you turned into Spider-Man. It's a radioactive spider. Yeah. Right. Yeah. The today every it's always bad. There's no like good mutations radiation. Where's Yeah. Where's all the mutations?

216:08Where's the good mutations? There's no good mutations. No one ever has a good one. No one ever becomes like magneto, right? Yeah. It's always like you're getting cancer. Where's all this nuclear fallout? Where is it at? You got to go to the places where it's at. You ever see the video of Shane Smith from Vice went to um went to Chernobyl and they they carrying around these radar detectors or these uh radiation detectors? It's off the charts, man. They got wolves running around. They got catfish. They're swimming in the rivers. They're all mutated and giant. Are they really mutated? I don't know. That's what I saw online. I I heard I heard there is I'm I'm hearing that there is no mutations and it's like it's it's fake fake news. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I don't know if you want to hear the conspiracy theory. I definitely don't. Okay. And that's a good thing, man. That's a

216:57good thing. radioactive catfish. Um, we've been doing like three and a half hours, man. Is that a long It's already 5:15. It's a wrap. Hey, can I direct people to the replay from last night? Definitely. Definitely. EBI 12, the female flyweights was last night on UFC Fight Pass. You can catch the replay anytime. You could watch all EBIs, EBI 1 through 12. They're all up there. We had our first allgirl show including an allgirl combat jiu-jitsu tournament. We had a regular 16girl tournament. It totally went the people that were predicted to win it. They didn't even get close. It was it was it was uh I don't want to give it away, but don't say anything, but uh spoiler alert. Yeah. And we had a four-woman combat jiu-jitsu tournament. Have you seen Have you seen that? Yeah, I have. It's crazy. It's a It's jiu-jitsu with palm strikes to the face and head and body are legal when you're

217:55on the ground. Standing, it's just wrestling, but on the ground, as soon as someone hits the ground, you could start palm striking to the face, to the body. So, um, we had a four-woman tournament. It It was nuts. It was nuts. Okay. And then, uh, September 9th, we're going to be back. That's going to be the next fight companion. I'm not doing that UFC. That's UFC 215 in Edmonton. So, we'll be doing a fight companion. Awesome. um pumped this week. Sacramento Thursday night, um Seattle Friday night, and then San Diego Saturday night. There's tickets available for the second shows in all three of those places. Otherwise, just hold the out. And uh we will uh see you soon. Okay, bye bye.