Ari Shaffir

00:00good five four three two one World traveler Arisha fear that's such a nice way to start dude you did one of the most puzzling and fascinating and admirable things any of my friends has ever done checked out yeah he checked out for four months yeah he really checked out you got rid of your phone you didn't answer any emails you're like I'm going to disappear for four months yeah you didn't even give a time frame no you just said just just gonna do it said like one to three-ish um I don't know maybe two I don't know just we'll see did you get the inspiration from the Henry Rollins podcast no I was already gonna do it wow um yeah but he said like come see me in uh December I think he was having shows at Largo and I was like oh I'm already gonna be I think I'll be gone by then wow I was waiting until I finished off the work I had to do my special right um

01:04you know finish up a season that show just like just like get get so I'm not like just leaving I'm not chappelling anybody yeah you know right chappelling anybody it's a verb yeah dude that Rollins podcast you did was one of my all-time favorite ones of yours it's great it inspired me while I was out there though your podcast is great thanks really good it's really good you like the format it's great I love your intros you know you're cooking onions and just talking yeah it's so Raw it's a really good podcast man you you've done an amazing job with it I like your music selection yeah yeah no you do you do a great job with it like whenever the guest comes up I was like okay what kind of song is he gonna play yeah Ingram said it once I did one with him about having diabetes um and um and uh he was like did you put Pour some sugar on me at the beginning

01:57it's about diabetes like yeah man yeah you gotta you gotta have something like that goes that's hilarious yeah Rick Ingram is one of the most underrated guys out there yeah I've seen him kill The Comedy Store lately he kills it hard enough for people have always said can you not put me on after him yeah he's one of those guys he's a funny dude very funny dude good guy too yeah but um yeah that Rollins thing I did see you some of that while I was out there that the that when people say like what are you doing out here yeah um I tried a few times I'm here to meet you and it just gets a conversation going because they want to know I think with him it was more his celebrity Booth it's just like what you're white what are you doing here right what are you doing some small town in nowhere Phil did you feel threatened anywhere um any sort of threatened I this is a good question any sort of like

02:55threatening I felt was just me um it wasn't real it was me looking at people that don't look like me and going oh I'm scared you know there are others and then you find out like like Myanmar is I mean 90 something percent Buddhist wow yeah it's a massive massive part of their their culture is that what you want first yeah why'd you pick that place uh the best weather I don't know uh I I Got My Ticket a day before so I just didn't want to go somewhere where it's going to re-rain in wow wow so Myanmar had 10 days of clear I was like headed to Myanmar I guess wow yeah it was great though so what do you like what do you do like how do you set this up do you set up like the region a region yeah it caked out between South America and Southeast Asia he just decided like that looks like a good time of the year yeah exactly I remember I would love to go to Europe backpack around Europe but not in

03:54January not in January February that's not gonna be enjoyable whenever I think of Europe I mean even though I've been to Europe and I love it I think of World War II movies yeah them having like the bunkers and I just thinking people freezing yeah you know eating food out of cans hearing bombs go off in the background yeah some dust coming in from the ceiling we you know I was thinking the other day when I was looking at all this crazy that's been going on in England these terrorist attacks yeah and uh what happened in France and I was just thinking how long that section of the world has been in in turmoil this is always fighting always fighting yeah and then I was thinking like America is one of the only places where very little has gone down like little things have gone down they're obviously big at the time like Pearl Harbor it was huge at the time but

04:48very few and then 9 11. and other than that it's like boy what else and then you look at Europe like holy dude there's a part of France that's the size of Paris that you can't go into right because there's so many bombs there where there's so much Munitions from the world wars oh really so bad that they have like an area the size of people just minds and stuff just musicians just missiles and things that were flying there that landed things things that blew off uh all sorts of chemical ways really oh dude it's toxic see if you could pull that up really Jamie yeah yeah yeah it's I feel like it's outside of Normandy I forget where it is but there's a section of of France that is literally the size of Paris that people can't go into for like a hundred thousand years oh yeah just because it's all this like chemical waste just because of all the waste from the bombs and all the different

05:45missiles and Rockets and guns and dude it's crazy it's crazy wow but obviously I don't have uh the facts in front of me until Jamie pulls it up and I'm my sh shitty memory but I know that this is a real place and I know that there's just leftover like wings of plans I think it's mostly like things they shot at each other and unexploded some of them unexploded some of them exploded like the waste from them oh yeah here it is this is a map of the space see those things all these bombs on the cobblestone streets look at those things dude these are all bombs that didn't go off but that guy's there yeah well that guy knows what he's doing he's just touching it he's touching it he pulled that one that's gone imagine if it went off right next year the water areas trying to contain water area it says Fountain contains certain toxic levels of arsenic that were 300 times

06:41above the tolerant tolerated amount and uh abnormally high lead levels were recorded in some animals particularly in the livers of hunted wild boars oh so they they buried it all I think it's just there man I think it did just have this area I don't think they buried it looks like they put it under under mounds of dirt is that what's going on and it should grow does it say that no but those Mounds look like that I don't know let's see what get up to wow cool freaky a no-go zone of France forbidden No Man's Land poisoned by War oh dude I mean look at that guy with the gas mask attraction I think yeah that is awesome yeah it is up to his up to his wife that was wrong it doesn't even look a little real it's so clearly uh it's not even like it's like chalk painted it is a dope picture but I was reading and looking at the photo and I'm like oh is that guy in a gas mask oh that's not

07:38a real picture dude I've seen some tattoos recently from people on Instagram that's one of the best things that Instagram's for cats tattoo artists there's some people that have done these super realistic photograph tattoos that are just flat out freaky they can do flat out freezes 3D tattoos I've seen those wow incredible golly yeah dude tattoo artists like all artists I guess are just because of the internet yeah and then they're taking things to another level because they're seeing the level of all these other people and like a guy in Germany can compare himself with a guy in Japan and a guy in America yeah like Jesus Christ wow God damn it looks like his skin is falling off yeah there's a lot butterfly was great really good tattoo artists out there right now really good some hot chicks getting them too yeah like all over the place Jesus and guys love that I'm one

08:38of those guys you know why why because you know she's dangerous that's a reckless gal maybe she's got Johnny Depp tattooed on her foot you know like that girl's crazy right like girls would like love and hate on their hands like okay here we go yeah exactly it's like you're you're on a roller coaster ride it's going click click click click click click click click click click and you're at the Apex yeah you can never just have a nice quiet dinner with a girl like that yeah it's gonna be on every night something's doing at your head a girl has Los Angeles tattooed across her stomach whoa yeah you know and like that Gothic like a gang sign what's behind your ear yeah face tattoos is when you're really making a commitment that's a weird one right that's like I'm willing like some people get I'm a little crazy with Khalifa types yeah oh those are the well how about Gucci Mane

09:42got a ice cream cone tattooed on his face and it says Burr really yes dude you got an ice cream cone tattooed on his face and it says Burr b-r-r-r yeah like Brewer this is cool it's not like an ice cream guy though I like his music though but it's not all about ice cream is it look God damn wow it says Burr Burr and then the memes Bill Burr wrong there's lightning bolts off the ice cream cone I feel like that was put in later no I think that was the same time ice cream and ice and lightning yeah ice cream and lightning that's real that's his tattoo like three scoops of ice cream wow good for him it's gonna be hard for him to find a job though yeah he doesn't have a job he's a rapper he doesn't need a job I mean okay I don't want to see inside of the lip one the inside of the lip one is weird yeah it's out of the way oh sneaky freak mod my freakiness inside my face there's

10:49no versions with tattoos well I'm sure there must be maybe I'm sure there must be but not really though that's not even unusual because I don't think what about asexual people do you believe in asexual people oh yeah yeah definitely right yeah I've met a couple yeah some people just don't want just don't touch me thanks yeah I'm gonna do that sort of thing it's not like they just are anti-social they just don't want to fight they just have no interest in it yeah so what about them yeah I don't think it ever happens I stand by it wow there's no versions of tattoos stick to a com like commit to your opinion yeah exactly doesn't matter if I didn't research it sure you're not even totally I'm 100 sure man wow I'm doubling down interesting I like how you did that you've raised your voice yeah even extended your head there's something about movement have you seen this

11:41video I don't know if you know what's going on in uh Evergreen College do you know where Evergreen College is Evergreen State College on the North it's in Pacific Northwest and it's this crazy shutdown I had this professor on the podcast because they um the kids had asked him to uh not show up at school and not know white people sure no White's day because yeah they wanted a a day where whites didn't and he's like that is the opposite of inclusiveness like this is this is not what we're supposed to be doing so they kick him out right he's uh instead of saying no how about everybody day well this is what they did they didn't really kick him out what they did is they protested they yelled and screamed and he felt unsafe and he left the college and then the college got shut down dude shut down oh really threats yeah people called in They even played the threats on the air really

12:32threats he's already gone no other people called in like a threaten the college yeah because yeah all because like right-wing people oh right called they called them a bunch of commies and you know they left like a voicemail saying I was gonna come I'm gonna come down with my 45 Magnum that's you know too far yeah 44 magnum maybe 44. oh that's all right he specified the round which I thought was hilarious he's like the exact type of gun I have yeah okay well if you come with a shotgun I know it's just a game like um but anyway the college professor got in trouble like talking to these kids they told him to put his hands away because he was gesturing with their hands they were they were yelling out that it's a micro aggression wow and they got him they got him to put his hands down and then they started laughing at him oh dude see if he can find it Jamie because I think

13:27microaggression I think I I'm trying to figure maybe Brett Weinstein had it queued up on his um his Twitter page he's the professor that word by the way is dead on it's just the connotative meaning now has become something super negative micro aggression not even a small aggression micro it's like the smallest possible thing you can think of in terms of aggression you're like okay sure whatever but if you watch the video this guy's just moving his hands he's just talking like this and they're like put your hands down your hands are aggressive do and then they laugh at him when he complies they openly mocked him and laughed like they're like we're fooling with you we didn't really believe that stuff we made you we made it we turned it into a cuck they're little kids these are little kids you know when you talk to people who understand how brains develop one of the

14:17big things that they always say is the frontal lobe the frontal cortex doesn't really develop until you're like 25. it's not fully developed dude they're just I was in college I understand yeah we're nothing that's hard we learned a few things we don't know how to put into play yet and so you just say it and that by the way that's my theory and why people send uh their kids away to college is because they're embarrassing and they don't want them anywhere near them while they're trying to grow into real people oh wow yeah they're learning stuff but they're like man we know everything do you think that oh yeah a little bit also they say for the experience of going away but like no it's like hey be an awful developing thing away from me hmm go embarrass someone in Wisconsin interesting yeah I hear those NYU girls talking all the time I stand behind them and like

15:04listen oh yeah you know on their conversations girls and boys you know mostly girls you agree I mean you know whatever are you creeping sort of sure obviously I'm super into that but like uh but yeah they're just dumb they're dumb when you listen to them and you're like you're just well read and dumb well there's a lot of people that I mean are 18 years old and you have a very intelligent conversation with yeah sure some yeah and there's a lot of people who are 18 who are basically 12. they're basically like a grown-up baby it's not their fault it's no one's fault you know just uh take some people longer to kind of get how to you know sort of factor all the aspects of life together and make it some sort of a manageable plan for yourself yeah live your life but the idea of those kids being able to run that that principle and run that the president of that school like that it's

16:01just hands down and laugh at them dude they laughed at him I heard a few smart people going about Trump or people like small hands you know and the left will will attack that which like oh you're a small dick or you're right here I saw one I think I forget who comedian I used to open bikes with and he's a writer now I forget who it was but um she was like don't say that don't take their tactics don't say looks are an important thing here yeah that's that's not what we believe in so stop saying that not only that you're gonna shame the out of all those guys that are out there that actually have small yeah small dicks right her point was like don't don't just because you know that'll affect them you're doing the same thing the right does don't do that yeah isn't that amazing though that that is what we decide to do as a collective group of humans to find the thing that

16:45you can mock about him physically uh-huh like his dick is little he's got a small hands look at your small hands and then there's people in the audience that actually have small hands like because Trump's a big giant guy is it really I think he's like six two he's probably like your height oh wow he's a big guy like he's a big imposing guy like if you see that's that was the one of the speculations about Jim Comey that um James Comey that Trump didn't like him because he was six foot eight oh because he's huge James comey's like this giant basketball player like dude yeah and he uh just towered over everybody including Trump Trump's like get rid of that guy I'm sure it was more because he's investigating him but that's more of shaming people love to do that oh you tiny little man yeah both sides love doing it yeah it's weird because you you're attacking something that's the person

17:40can't change at all yeah like what you know like what do you care if you have small like look how big Comey is come he's a giant wow he's a super person dwarfs everybody oh my God he's huge he's an enormous person you know you I if I was Donald Trump and I was in this sort of a dispute with a guy like that yeah look how big you grew I would worry about Comey running for president really yeah yeah I watch House of Cards son I know how his games play the next move is only runs for present a bunch of people that get in the room with him there's his bankers and this was one dude who's an internationally successful businessman but he keeps like a humble lifestyle and a normal house and he likes to bird hunt hey everybody watching at home right here is when Joe Rogan explaining to me how it works in politics now back to the actual show yeah they do a little too

18:34much of that sometimes what are you doing they get away with it sometimes but you know what I want here's what I want I want Claire Barnes to do those every now and then who's Claire Barnes hi Clara the new season yeah his wife yeah yeah I want his wife to do it Underwood no did I say Underwood the second time but I said the second time who the hell is Claire Barnes the reporter is that the girl's name in Homeland I've run out of space in my head I don't have anything like that maybe it is it they're just they're all jumbling together oh that's right Zoe bonds that's who it is that's right Claire Underwood I want to hear what she taught what she says yeah she's not allowed why doesn't she look at the camera like she's mysterious they have that it's director's Cuts they show them we Network on the Wii Network yeah it's only the women only the women's points of view

19:29they have to take your chromosomes before they let you watch it if you hold on to your remote and test to make sure you're double X know why no why the Wii network does anybody watch that anymore checks yeah I guess same people like Hallmark nobody really watches either of those though right nobody really watches somebody watches but nobody really dude go to Nebraska but like they watch it more than like NBC they DVR the out of it David Taylor once said he was trying to write uh they were buying like dumb scripts for a Hallmark Channel and he said he watched they researched a bunch of them and he goes pretty much every one of the movies at work is about a pet um a family reunion or a holiday so he had a uh lost my dog at Christmas time uh movie that he wrote let's try to get it on there he's like I'll fill all this stuff that's hilarious yeah those could remember that um billboard

20:28across the street from the store was always the Hallmark Channel yeah forever to one of my favorite comments you ever made because it was this like cop show where two a woman in the front a woman behind her kind of like Charlie's Angel says she's a little took and tough guns and then like a dude way way in the back maybe three women one guy but like a hard-nosed detectives and you're like Hallmark channel is sci-fi for women in what world does this exist this is I forgot I said that but it's so true I was doing that on stage for a while yeah now that I remember it I was doing it I was saying that on stage because it was right there there is a billboard across the street and I need you to go out there and look at it I'll tell people after the show look at it this joke's going to be better after the show it really was like see what's impossible and you're like that is not possible the

21:24guy would be like give me the gun where is he that guy's like hanging back there like he's waiting for these chicks to save him yeah are you watching oh me and Jay went on a rabbit hunt over this place of looking for videos of like women uh cops getting beat up oh God they're awful oh it's really bad it's like what's a guy that grabs you it's like there's a huge power difference here so disturbing there's one I'll never forget this one because the guy's child it was his child I think or his girlfriend yeah I forget who it was I think it was his kid was screaming at him to stop stop to stop and he was beating the out of this cop oh wow yeah really yeah he got out of the car with her and it was a woman and she was really little and um she was pulling him over and he got out of the car and I don't remember the exact chain of events but I remember he was punching the out and he ko'd

22:21already on the ground he smashed in the face a bunch of times whoa yeah and his kid was screaming I'm pretty sure it was his kid screaming the Stars oh it was so scary but it was like this is the reality of being a cop that this is why it's not sexist to think that it's a scary thing to have a 130 pound woman on her own out there driving around in a cop car with a gun trying to pull over six foot four the guy was a stacked looking black dude right like he looked like a big guy and once he got a hold of her and started punching her holy dude it was awful it was awful he beat the out of her and he did it super easy and you realize like once you got it on video yeah you want to show a little bit showed to us it's awful man so there's this big dude right he gets out of the car and I think it's his look at that he just punches her in the face and don't she's in front of his

23:23daughter oh that's what it was man he keeps wailing on her oh dude he beat the out of her while the shot is going cold she's out cold and he takes her gun he takes everything and the daughter's freaking out dude it is hard to watch it's hard to watch get back in the car oh yeah man there's a bunch of them man it's such a dangerous ever like 10 times it's such a dangerous job it's such a dangerous job and to say that it's too dangerous for women who's to say I don't know that's I don't know if that woman quit after that she kept working you think she kept working I don't know I think she might add brain damage after that that's horrific it's a big dude and I bet you he was totally full yeah I mean he's really and I bet she was totally defenseless after the first punch so it was just clean clean punches right to the face boom boom boom I mean the damage that a big

24:23guy like that can do to just a regular female face oh what's that going to do with his daughter too oh my God it's terrifying to be around that kind of violence when you're that little so that's that's what it was why I think that the video showed the kid in the car right out of the car right next to it it was terrible but I mean that's probably one of a hundred of those things that have happened by the way in terms of if I felt uh unsafe when I was traveling that shit's here sure you're right yeah yeah it's no I was nowhere as unsafe as like Chicago yeah that's what I always say about Mexico like people like uh do you ever go to Mexico like Mexico is like mostly nice right right nice people they're really nice people like Mexico is not the problem the problem is parts of Mexico border towns too yeah but it's also like that's the problem like you said with Detroit that's a problem with

25:12Chicago yeah it's a problem with a lot of places there's spots where it's dangerous yeah even most of Chicago is good yeah but Chicago's great 550 murders last year but see I think how many people weren't murdered dude that's really a great Outlook you're a glass half full kind of millions of non-murdered people running roaming around Chicago really enjoying their freedoms yeah I mean if it affects you or someone that you love it's terrible sure yeah yeah so in all this traveling yeah did you come out of this with anything you know a few things for sure because you seemed like to tell you from the outside yeah you seem like almost like you uh had a different perspective you you all you've seemed I don't know man it was nice to see you when I first saw you when you came back yeah but you seemed like a little different you seemed like you um I don't know you've seen

26:07another level of stuff like you see you've got another level of perspective from this travel thing that like added to your your vision of the world your your whole overall world view yeah a lot of time to think also you guys are seeing stuff you know certainly as everyone would see out there like poverty levels where you're like oh I'm doing fine yeah you know but not even that it's more specific just like I don't know friendly people and like yeah just different versions or plus Travelers and plus really getting to a place where you're like don't need to do anything you know after a month of that it's like okay you just settle into this like I don't know what's today gonna bring right you know you wake up and you just like I heard there's this cool Tempo there we'll go check that out maybe this get on motorbikes and go somewhere I heard there's a cool

27:00you just talk to other Travelers and like there's a canyon up there it's really neat go check that out while you're here and so you just do and at some point like you know how when you haven't got enough sleep for like a few days in a row you've got four hours four hours four hours and you sleep like 11 hours and you're like I am completely caught up right so like not having any responsibility the stress level goes down down and then it's just like waiting in that zero responsibility of life for like I'm three months in that level I guess wow you know after the first couple weeks and it's just like I don't have anything to do just like oh I'm just like relax man I would leave a city when I felt like the right time to leave a city you know it wasn't even like a regular vacation where you're like come on we gotta do this then move right get reservation somewhere yeah I was just like

27:48relax and then I could just think about things my art form in general people in my life you know what I want and don't want to I'd have like moments of just like yeah it took a 10 hour bus there's no Wi-Fi you know you're just like thinking for a while yeah tons of moments like that how did you know when to end it um so I um I was gonna come back for this show um but then I remembered my my manager my friend Eric they wanted to do a show at Third Man Records in Nashville for their for the Wild West Comedy Festival and I forgot about that because people ask me when do you have to go back like travel as I meet I was like I'm open dude there were so many people they were just traveling open wow yeah that's really common I mean three months is like a norm do you have something with six months or a year I've met I met an Italian girl who was going on her five and a half Fifth and a half

28:47years just traveling five and a half years just travel she'd find jobs every once in a while yeah and uh it's just um she goes where she wants it's very appealing yeah yeah very fascinating right that's like nobody writes books about a guy who stays in his town that he grew up I know the book is about the crazy traveler person it was all over the world in a backpack and yeah but there's three month people all over America doing that I know there's a lot of tent people there's a lot of people that like they'll get like a truck you know like some sort of uh get off the ground SUV thing and they drive it around to campgrounds and they camp and they use the showers at the campgrounds and they do stuff enough for money so they have gas and they keep traveling around and hope their car doesn't break my jobs yeah yeah this girl picked oranges in Sydney for

29:46like two months I had this dude on Chris cage he walked the Appalachian Trail wow yeah it's Georgia animals and stuff no no no I don't know how do you survive you would never make it you would never make it what do you mean well you'd never make it if you're just trying to kill animals all the way you'd never make it so how do you eat you'd have to be an elite Hunter and you still might not ever make it because you're not if you're carrying that food around it's gonna go bad you're walking through Georgia in the summer no I mean no Critters credits you're not gonna get enough just starve really yeah you'll starve it's way harder to kill an animal than people think in the movies that's that's what they do it's like let's Camp get some dinner dude it's way harder it's way harder yeah yeah unless you're walking around with several high-powered rifles and Scopes and you're setting up you

30:38know where the animals are they hear you coming you're walking you're not going to be able to walk all the way to Maine ah man maybe that's you but your experience Hunter like me kind of understands uh you have to get into their heads man they go to restaurants yeah they buy food they stay in hostels you know they they have um these little uh camping spots where they have covered shelters and people share them really yeah there's a lot of that too where it's just like oh forget about your like what you need in terms of like hotels yep that's all out you need a bed that's all you need so some people they carry it on their back there's a thing called a bivvy sack you know the bivvy sack is a bivvy sack is like either a bivy sack or a bivvy tent um they're like essentially a like a combination sleeping bag tent oh cool and it's super light pull pull up um a picture of a bivvy tent

31:28yeah it's one of the reasons I didn't go to South America is because I was like there's gonna be more camping it seems like up down the coast and stuff yeah it's like cities and I'm just like I don't know if I can camp alone for that long you might freak out yeah be hard to get a good night's sleep route a bunch of weirdos and speak their language this is what they look like oh neat so you keep that thing they wrap it up put it on their back it's pretty light um rain off you yeah it's basically like just this tiny ass little tent and like if you were a minimalist hiker like if you're some guy I was trying to walk 50 miles or something crazy like these guys they try to carry as light of stuff as they can try to go as minimal as they can and that's one way that they do that yeah and then a lot of times I use like a little air mattress like that dude has

32:18a little uh oh wow blow it up doesn't have any space yeah just gotta hope it doesn't pop oh yeah otherwise you're sleeping on rocks it's hard but that's what everybody did too traveling for this backpack that's just gonna make it work the space was like a that's another thing you learn too it's like I don't need much stuff yeah you go down to like you know just a backpack full if that's all your belongings right did you buy anything you gotta throw something out yeah man like there's a real movement right now towards minimalism or where people are trying to pair their life down as much as possible yeah I think people don't want to get involved with like Banks and having to like mortgage themselves in their lifestyle just for the sake of having things yep and they're like and so they get into like stuff like camping and Hiking well it's also you got to think

33:10like what do you really appreciate what's important to you like what's really important to you yeah because you don't have forever right so what is important to you because you only have 24 hours in a day so what's important to you find out what the that is and do more of that yeah and try to figure out like how to how to make enough money so that you're not starving that you're doing well yeah but don't just chase that chase what you're trying to do like did the the point system attached to it the monetary point system it can get you all up because it'll get you to working like 12 hours a day 13 hours to get what to get more stuff to get better stuff to get more prestigious stuff to get stuff that you know all your other stuff having friends are really jealous of your stuff yeah you're just gonna die bro and it's not even long term I mean like what are you

33:58getting out of it now that's what's most important yeah a ton of people that are like I don't want that so I'm just gonna do a job you know working on a tugboat in Seattle for a few months save up money and then go enjoy myself yeah yeah there's a lot of people that are just choosing to look at everything that they can see experienced every new place that they can go to that Henry Rollins podcast man it's a world changer yeah that crazy yeah it's fascinating yeah he's a fast I never met anybody like him he's really fast yeah he goes and like does stuff and see stuff it was just also his lit Outlook how he simplifies all the things that are wrong with him and all the things that are wrong with the way he interacts with people and so this is what I'm gonna do and this is gonna you know like he's like his his um story about being given was a ritalin it was Ritalin right from

34:51the time he was like five if he was a young boy they gave him Ritalin until senior year of high school so he was like I would just be on these pills I'd be like all day at the end of the day like boom he would like crash and then they do it again I mean they were they're juicing them up with this crazy stuff from like he was an experimental case he grew up in from what I understand he's from Potomac Maryland which is the same county is where I grew up in but he that was the Richer part of town um not that he was a rich kid but like Montgomery County is one of the richest counties in America and like that was just a standard thing like if your kid's not performing ideally he's learning disabled give him some pills right crazy yeah that people thought for a while that was the way to go I just uh it's just fascinating that he's so like Henry's so intense and he's

35:46so like his he's got like these rock songs ethics and this uh view of the world it's very egalitarian and very open but also very aggressive very interesting it's like it started out though yeah just like oh whatever and this is what I believe no matter what yes he's like oh yeah for sure I thought about this and here's the answer no I super enjoyed talking to him thanks for hooking that up yeah I'm glad it worked out it was all gone but I was like hi I got back I was like link up with him you're like yeah we did it's good yeah it's like oh hell yeah it was really good he's uh I just love when someone is just soaking in as much as they can get yeah just out there like let's go to Bali and he just goes to Bali let's go to Africa now we're in Tanzania now we're in Botswana you know and just meeting people and yeah going out on the sand dunes and with Bedouins yeah I mean if you get

36:40away from like the Backpackers path you know the tourist path and sometimes it would get like too much but you just go out and then you can like yeah really see some like basically what it is yeah my friend Jesse's going back to Liberia wow December they left after when Charles Taylor was taking over um and so but now it's safe again is it yeah wow yeah and they're trying to convince the world that it's like a decent like tourist place but Jesse's going back in December like dude I'm coming with you I'm staying with your family's house not in a hotel but like let's see what's just really like out there yeah let's see yeah I bet it's a trip yeah did you ever see the vice piece on Liberia Vice guy to travel and they went to Liberia and my man Shane yeah he was over there in Liberia talking to this dude who his name is General butt naked this guy was famous for going into

37:38combat during the war but he would take all his clothes off and he'd run naked killing people naked wow yeah dude he he admitted he was talking about how they would capture a child from the other tribe and they would kill him and cut pieces of the heart out and eat it to give them invincibility like he was talking about this wow and he's free on the streets and they they exonerated him because now he's like a Christian minister yeah it's pretty much only Charles Taylor got punished everyone else was like you're all done go be part of the government it's okay dude this guy like openly talks about all the crazy that he did WOW about cutting the hearts out of children and eating them you know how Liberia we started yes I didn't know that until recently tell everyone slave thing freed slaves yeah they went back to President Monroe freedom and said we'll ship you back

38:28there if you want and a lot of people like yeah I don't trust you guys so I'm gonna yes I'm gonna go back to Africa crazy but they never grew up and so they called the Liberia for liberated and that's why they all speak English it's there was no they don't have any African language anymore yeah Monrovia is their Capital President Monroe the idea of it is so crazy I know you use the Expression too much but yeah they're starting up a free slave I'm just taking them and throwing them onto a a patch of land good luck yeah I mean it's like setting out a zoo animal Into the Wild right it's like have fun surviving holy man and just talk about feeling displaced and confused you didn't even grow up there you don't have any lions in Georgia and you must be thinking to yourself like what kind of luck do I have I've double luck I have luck that I was a slave and then luck that I was thrown

39:25back to Africa I think that might have been the way to go oh yeah for sure to be freeze better yeah oh yeah semi-free or post-lavery like it's still a bad yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's luck yeah yeah you only get three cards the best you can do is three of a kind well this General butt naked guy turn the dude in because the dude was selling human flesh and he knew because he had eaten human flesh so he knew what it tasted like so that's how when he was buying like shish kebab from this guy he turned him in he's like this guy was selling human flesh I could tell because I've eaten it before what the did you just say you could tell what it tastes like if I gave you a piece of lamb would you know for sure that was a lamb I'd have an idea yeah an idea but I could maybe sneak in like a piece of wild sheep or something yeah yeah sure you know what I'm saying yeah this guy's no

40:18that's him right there I think I know what human flesh tastes like that's him right there General butt naked wow yeah it tasted I got a taste it was human I called the police wow nice time it knows what human tastes like dude yeah just said they were testing out when they were testing out like rocket launchers to sell them to people there they would be like let me show you and they would just blow up a dam you know and so the infrastructure is totally because everyone's testing out their own their weapons I'm like no we need that building oh my God that's so crazy yeah it's like cool it works I'll take 10. well maybe it'll eventually like calm down and be like Australia right because Australia was a place where they wanted to get rid of prisoners shipped them off to Australia now they're the best people ever yeah yeah maybe that's exactly what's going to

41:06happen to Liberia they just need a couple of generations to knock the doctor so they got rid of Taylor so they should be okay yeah maybe they'll be fine just takes a while to rebound from some like that yeah but Henry Rollins has that of like going to a place and like let me see what this is like yeah it's kind of inspiring there's not a whole lot of people that do it that's for sure yeah and he works like his work ethics insane like I'm talking about his writing and what he's doing and he's always doing something he's writing columns and yeah you know he's just so he goes and does stuff and then he comes home and takes care of business yeah and then he said cool took care of it go I think I would do this again after my next special yeah yeah he's just gonna just everything it's like once you're finished with work it's like all right before I start building up again do a

41:50walkabout yeah I don't know see some of the world yeah do a walkabout I've met a bunch of people doing Gap years what's a gap year yeah exactly what's a gap year it's all over every other country just not ours what's that mean in between high school and college you're leaving your friends you're about to make new friends oh take it out here for a year in between college and grad school or college and and your first year of work Now's the Time Well European countries have a point in this more relaxed approach yeah to like the future in your life yeah they really do this this conquerors mentality I wonder how many heart attacks we have in comparison to European people I don't know but it's like we're not living Our Lives you know Germans get off how many are you familiar with the uh vacation time leaving America what is it it's two weeks pretty much that's it two weeks

42:38vacation two weeks sick do you get paid vacation pay vacation yeah is that standard yeah that's a standard okay that's nine to five thirty you know um in Germany and most of Europe definitely all Scandinavia you get 25 days off five weeks Jesus and and if you get sick during those weeks off if you had to go to hospital in in whatever country you're in and you showed them I was in a hospital you get those days back they'll kind of get your sick time instead and they expect you to take the the vacation time too not like here like come on you can't really use it you know what's up sick time like I ran out of sick days yeah yeah exactly like what what do you mean you're sick like you're sick yeah like either you're a liar or I trust you now if I trust you you're just really unfortunate and if I love you and we're friends and we work together um I want you to get back okay yeah you

43:33you don't have to come back to work because you know yeah I already used up for 14 days so you're gonna exactly sick the same amount of time every year too like you imagine telling somebody like buddy you're out of sick days I'm gonna have to dock your pay you're dying what I can't breathe yeah you want IVs and I don't care you're out of sick days the cow doesn't say that it doesn't back you up on that uh the statistics in order to keep revenue flowing we must keep you in the process yeah what you have a certain amount of days you're allowed to be sick that's ridiculous like hopefully there'll be zero whoa I'm saving up my sick days what you save up your sick days what does that mean like your sick days carry over yeah exactly extra days where you can pretend you're sick days you can save up vacation days but I don't think you can set up sick days should be able

44:22to yeah let's move them around like cards at least give you half of them back I took four I have ten left over give me five for next year people with real jobs are so mad at us right now like you don't know about sick days or work days to be under the thumb of an oppressive dictator I'm saying it's terrible yeah but it's expectation you never take off you have to pour your whole life into that and it's like oh man go do something okay let me play Devil's Advocate because if I was one of the people out there that likes to complain about you I'd be like that's easy for you to say all right you haven't had a job you don't have the responsibilities I have yeah that's true all right I'll be quiet in the podcast no no no I'm saying though they demand better they get it better in other places they absolutely should first expectation that you go see the world and go do stuff for 40 hours a

45:10week work week is that level nobody should do it it shouldn't be standard everyone has to do the same amount unless I want to buy something that you make then could you please like get everybody do overtime yeah and uh put in a night shift yeah and give people uh time and a half or overtime so you encourage them to go over time yeah time and a half you can get out of the mindset of having to work this time and just demand something better or more interesting for your life well it's just a weird standard that we've all accepted pretty much across the country nine to five nine to five nine to five more minutes Bob nine to five it's nine to five thirty or six oh yeah if you want to take a lunch break you don't get paid for that anymore you don't no it's not nine to five anymore is that Trump did he do this no no it's been a long time nine to five nine to five could you imagine

46:06what a weird weird decision to make the most significant thing be the productivity where's that horn going off young Jamie you hear that is it in the back just give it a little double check go out there with the baseball bat tell them shut the up but like walk towards them just walk out there with your dick and your hand that way you startle anyone you see and you always have the first move yeah exactly they're the reactions like this guy's crazy he came out with his dick out yeah like if you if you're getting ready to fight and you just come out holding on to your deck people like whoa what's he planning a lot of people would back down from that fight a lot of people wouldn't a lot of people might not people would be worried that dick would touch you but once it did touch you we'd realize it really doesn't do anything it's okay people have to like lean back with their

46:57hands forward to try to get like as if your punches don't matter but the dick touching your does yeah like he's gonna touch you and give you cooties yeah because he's a happier almost got like an electric eel dick I gotta pee right here yeah I don't want to leave you're gonna use a kombucha bottle yeah man that's the healthiest bottle you've done this twice really yeah we've done this on the podcast before great for sure I like the fact that you're willing to do that too I don't think we can show it on YouTube though so we'll have to we'll have to move away up all these guys dick out okay bottles are great too because they got a big opening yeah so it doesn't uh vacuum up how often do you pee do you pee several three times every day every day you like one of them healthy water Drinker dudes I pee a lot do you are you a healthy water Drinker dude interesting detail this just

47:43happened oh you ran out I don't know uh hold on a second Jamie go to the recycling give me something it's all right I'm pitching I got a strong grip a cup not a bottle oh man it's going back in though I can feel it starting to swell back in that's that's not healthy I've been pinching too long should I pee into the cup a bottle oh you emptied it oh thanks man oh yeah a lot went back into my urethra or I should fear uh couldn't hold in his pee ladies and gentlemen couldn't means wouldn't filled up one kombucha bottle here's a cap there fella and then uh filled it up again I had to go empty it out for him thanks for doing that my pleasure your friend yeah I didn't want to leave you hanging there dude really there was only one solution I almost went to the kitchen sink and then I've been like ooh then we'd have to rinse that out that would be nasty dude that bathroom

48:49stick is nasty you ever have a cleaner in here no oh it's like it looks like a bachelor we're on our way out of this boat oh man it's not that bad you just gotten used to it you've slowly seen it get worse I like gas station bathrooms trying to recreate that here try to recreate that here should definitely have someone come in it's a 409. damn uh do you um do you like doing your podcast like um the way you're doing it you're you just like have a subject yeah for the most part I mean you can deviate once you start talking but you have like a set thing you want to talk to someone about yeah it keeps me focused and then it's also like uh I get to ask real detailed question myself I want to ask about right you know yeah um and usually I get it with some like level of expert not like the best in the world but someone has experience with something right like I'm

49:44an expert on stand-up comedy you know I've been one right so so if you were doing that I could tell you all about stand up I know more than most people in the world you know about hunting more than most people you know not really yeah but you've done it more than like he's in the average person yeah they have people who actually know it I'm very novice right at least you're aware of it enough to be like yeah I know about that world yeah I know a little bit about that world yeah so yeah I like doing it that way but like imagine if a five-year comic started talking about what stand-up is shut up annoying boy it does take a lot longer to stand up to like the same as with hunting really yeah I'm I'm a five-year Hunter so for me I just shut the up and listen to the people that actually know what's going on yeah or parrot what they say it's too complicated hunting is super

50:31complicated there's a lot involved in that yeah but generally it's like like Theo Von climbed Kilimanjaro did he really they're up to base camp or something I don't sound like that but I was like that guy oh he's great he's so funny man yeah yeah he's really hilarious he's so funny he had I was in the back of the or the other night and he was killing me yeah I mean killing me to the point where I was I was crying tears are rolling down my face I bet uh yes he did I did yeah yeah he's real funny he's really funny like if you get a chance to see him folks if you're on the road unless Ari's in town Jason Tebow is an impression of him for punch truck does he yeah he'll just come in sometimes yeah and just like oh I'm talking with Theo now it says it's so good with that accent it's Larry I know that's part of what's funny about it he's just great so many funny guys there man

51:25dude he did he stayed at my apartment one month I think it was in Edinburgh last year so he stayed at my place and uh he was like oh man all right I got heavy into Coke he just went nuts that's hilarious yeah wait that's a clean better than anybody else to stay there really yeah that Duncan left it pretty nice too yeah by the way that's the thing that kept me out a little bit what is that I was like Duncan you could say I might because he was moving to New York right then he was like oh don't get an Airbnb just stay at my place but I was like two days in when I got out there and I was like I've made a huge mistake I should go back home two days I mean it was because yeah right away it's so different that I'm like what have I done this is definitely a mistake well what was the initial thought behind it like what did you think do you think that this is what I need to recharge no

52:19I haven't wanted to see the world for a while you know I had I had one good this guy Turner brought me out to a tour of China um and I just sort of saw some of that place and it was like it's just so like the really the meaning of the word foreign you know yeah just way different and it's like I just wanted to see more of that world and I went with uh with PDC to Thailand a couple years ago went to one of those full moon parties and I just got more like I want to see things I did a Scandinavian tour last year I made sure to leave days off in between shows so I could really see some of the Cities I don't know man I just get off and like seeing new new versions of the world and new experience of what people care about well I think we love to um to compartmentalize and to like look at our specific area because I think it's a part of being a human until recently like until you could

53:10travel like this like what people liked was knowing the sort of security of their environment they know their environment well they're around all the time there's no surprises I got this place of lockdown unsafe but it's not adventurous it's not adventurous so this new thing that people are able to do only really within the last hundred years where you could just get up and travel yeah and just I mean I guess there's probably World Travelers before yeah before for sure but I mean how many of them did it recreational yeah you can stay at hostels for cheap as you know meet people and have them tell you what there is to do where you are or where to go where to not go how when do you think that that was really an acceptable thing as far as no no I mean World Travel oh like when when were you an Invader all right and when did it become okay to be a tourist I

54:00think it was always sort of okay to be like some guy in foreign lands as long as they're by yourself and not like an invading you know Force but if you want to just visit somewhere right I mean I just wonder how many people did it yeah you know like here's what I noticed in Hong Kong and Shanghai which are banking centers and the people that would come to the shows expats Hong Kong you had more locals because they speak English there been Shanghai let's say and it's like if you're an English Banker from London or somebody from New York and you took the job in Shanghai China like you're you'd have to have some adventurous bone to you instead of staying in New York or staying in London you have to be saying like yeah I'm gonna go with my kids or without my kids I'm gonna go do this new thing yeah and yeah I mean just to want to go do that you can do it now there's jobs everywhere yeah

54:55my friend William uh Childress he moved to Myanmar he got a job offer he's an architect wow so he's building a prison Myanmar prisons yeah they're designing them yeah yeah exactly but like it just opened up the Army just let in people and he was like one of those first wave of people and they start doing stand-up out there dude that's got to be a creepy feeling building prisons something like that yeah designing them and now he's doing stand-up yeah he did it all this time there he had the show I did in Bangkok he brought me out there from Myanmar he took a trip there and met me in Bangkok CG do you think he's doing comedy to balance out the building prisons no no he just does comedy I think Sherry's designing something else because that's building prisons not that we don't need prisons not there aren't bad people that should be locked up yeah it's weird that's not what I'm what I'm

55:46what I'm saying is like you just gotta design them so he's going to make them more comfortable maybe of whatever yeah exactly make it so they can't get out that's what it's yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's the wall situation it's a crazy thing when someone escapes from prison I let the dogs can you imagine getting out of prison oh my God I must be so excited digging a tunnel every night or finding you have to find the way out how do you know the way out how do you escape how about El Chapo he just walks down to the hole that's under his toilet that goes a mile Plus in the ground and then pops up at some goofy ass house and gets in a car and drives off wow see ya suckers is he still free or is he no he's in oh he's back they caught him of Chapo they did something he got injured to something happened to him like hurt his leg or something like that running through the tunnels I think he might

56:41have like broken his leg falling oh and they're trying to escape you know he didn't look like he was the most fit fella he's too busy running yeah to actually be running well El Chapo if you can hear this uh July 18th my Netflix special comes out that's so amazing shout out to El Chapo and I want to check that out El Chapo do you think that question when he would the comedy translate to him I think some of it would yeah some of it would yeah subtitles on Netflix so right I always wondered like that's one of the unique things about like learning a language is the way they structure their sentences is very different so it's you can't it's not just this word means that and that word means this so you just replace them no it's interesting when you talk to people from other countries when you're out there and you start to be able to translate their mis-translations like easy things like

57:31what time it is right they don't realize like that's a statement not a question right but like you just get to like when they say five years more it means like I've already been here five years they're not really so you have to like understand what they really mean sort of like that 72 virgins expression oh really yeah that's what it means oh 72 is like a shitload you know all right yeah it's not like a specific number like when we see a few it's like technically it means three but really just means I don't know a humongous amount yeah right 72 virgins really oh my God so we all took that as like you think you're getting exactly 72 versions exactly no yeah no we don't I used to do a whole bit about that suicide bombers like what page is this whole 72 virgins I remember that yeah it's not even written anywhere let's do it okay I just want to know why can't you just tell me what page I saw

58:30what a crazy world to think that there are people that will go into crowded areas like in Manchester yeah and just blow themselves up and kill a bunch of people around them balls are just like belief oh belief for sure and then some sort of mental illness for sure there's a lot of issues abuse maybe maybe there's physical abuse maybe they're like I have no idea we'll have an extreme desire to show their love you just think you're at War right who knows who knows what you think you would you know to break down the psychology of someone who's a suicide bomber would be very like you would you would have to do a tremendous amount of research before you started drawing any conclusions it's hard to find them to talk to them too that's a problem the theoretical suicide bombers do not apply yeah yeah I'm thinking about you have to get guys who whose vests don't go off yeah okay we

59:32gotta talk to you even then like what are you you're gonna get this is a recovered person that got out they got through that moment where they're gonna blow themselves up and it didn't happen and now they've sort of had a chance to think about it how do you charge that guy yeah you know oh yeah I wouldn't do that again I realized I was about to die you know there's a different in a deviant sociology there's a different category for people who attempt suicide and people who commit suicide really in the psyche of it oh I see because their thing is if you attempted it you weren't really trying it ain't that hard to do you're probably trying to cry out and the people who do it generally shut up about it more they just do it without telling people like I'm gonna kill myself I want to kill myself so somebody said if people say they want to kill themselves that's a good sign

60:15that they need help but that they're not going to kill themselves hmm there's is there a different there's a different mentality between also someone who wants to kill themselves and someone who wants to literally be the bomb that kills a bunch of other people yeah that's a if you really believe in heaven and you're going there though great get there why wait wow you're for sure going it's it's like you know the Catholic confession on your deathbed and then you go straight to heaven but it's hard to time it right yeah if you confess all your sins right before you die you're going straight you have no sins left you're going to heaven right but you gotta time it right yeah and it's really hard these guys figure out the way to time it perfectly my ACT to blowing myself up gets me into rights away all my sins right one shot unless as he blew it up a part of him goes

61:08right before you die then he goes to hell for eternity to callus Jamie no I don't know anybody from Manchester I'm sorry just what if what if you do it what if you do what you think you're gonna be in heaven yeah and you press the button boom and then all of a sudden it's just you disembodied in an infinite black room it's just you forever in the Blackness of Infinite Space with no stars just you alone with no body what's floating through eternity you just you you can experience the Blackness of space but with no stars and nothing to look at no women forever just you just you just yours your Consciousness and realizing how huge you up forever oh that'd be pretty bad you go crazy right then you come back crazy when you come back crazy what what would even be crazy imagine if you have your Consciousness forever to apply it to nothing to apply to and you're

62:15floating through infinity and and you don't have a body so that's pretty bad man that's a pretty bad punishment that's pretty bad it's not good wow that would be real tough still not good enough that's you should float unable to draw eternity while you're feeling like you're choking on dicks wow for eternity because if you can exist for a second while you're choking on a deck you could exist for eternity while you're choking on a deck yeah so yeah sure that should be the punishment for suicide bombs they have the Simpsons when they had um is that too harsh Homer going to hell and then uh the devil or one of the Demons was like so you like donuts do you try eating a million donuts and there's this conveyor belt that keeps like shoveling Donuts into his mouth and he keeps going more please more please and then he's getting all fat big he's like please more another one please

63:15yeah you ever do the Simpsons ride at Universal no it's amazing is it really it's crazy it's a giant animated ride you just sit in a car it's one of the best rides ever it's so good yeah and it's all happening on a screen but the car is moving around so it feels real and it's an enormous really high resolution screen where it's showing this huge cartoon where this whole thing plays out oh it's great it's really good The Simpsons are a National Treasure yeah they really are it's pretty great it's pretty great my whole adulthood I guess they've been on since I was in high school yeah really yeah dude they were one how many years something crazy like that 30 30. yeah me too high school dude it's forever it's always been there I'll never forget it I remember like what a great show remember when uh Homer Simpson went to a chili cook-off and the peppers were so hot he started tripping

64:09yeah he had psychedelic trips you know what those peppers were merciless the ghost peppers right isn't that what it was supposed to be of course Osaka tananga what is that is that what they call it so this ghost peppers growing deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of Guatemalan insane asylum yeah that was a great show goddamn what a creative yeah see that's the thing about like Bill Burr show F is for family too I haven't seen the new ones yet I heard they're great I heard they're really good of course it's great Bill's hilarious yeah but um you could do so much cool on a cartoon that you can't do in real life here watch the head watch the head back it up the other side again people get decapitated they get blown up I mean how many times did South Park kill Kenny yeah yeah so many of them back and we didn't care that he came back he just comes back I love how later they sort of

64:57like dealt with it with like The Reincarnation sort of stuff and the Saddam Hussein things yeah he remembers all his past lives it's so ridiculous yeah I love when efforts for family because there's a there's a real typed characters yeah and they look real yeah you know they don't look all like weirdo like uh like Squidbillies type uh stuff so it's like this is you can believe there's a people and when the father sang to his son you it's like a real sharp like oh my God it's like a cartoon but in my opinion like if if you got to give well I mean I was gonna say like the all-time best of South Park but I don't really think there's an all-time best but in terms of they're all awesome I don't want to like say this is number one this is number two but like South Park has had some money my current like I won't miss that show is South Park I mean for and for years it's been that

65:49you just don't miss any episodes there is no falling behind there's no like oh yeah somehow I just stopped watching a couple seasons ago it's just like every year I get so excited to see those posters on the billboard now on the uh the Billboards on the subway yeah and it's like oh it's back amazing show and it's been amazing forever you have Trey Parker on here on this podcast for sure oh you should I would I'd have them both on Matt yeah you left Matt out how dare you you don't even care about Matt do you ever see that show um a boy they show the making of uh six days to air yeah it's great yeah documentary it's great he's humbling right Trey Parker like his work ethic oh yeah the way he he goes after it's like whoa yeah to get the out of that guy's way out of his way that's pretty much that's that he's like hey guys I need to come out for a second what can I do with this and

66:37then someone will say something cool and then right back in yeah that dude from SNL working there that week and he barely had anything to do wow what was his name yeah hater what's his name John hater John hater Bill hater who's John hater owned Napoleon Dynamite hey let me ask you this what do you think of Bill Maher I've never been a Bill Maher fan what do you think of this whole recent controversy of him just casually dropping an end bomb yeah you know he's trying to make a joke exactly right yeah I mean it didn't work but he's trying to be naughty yeah that's all but they're making it seem like it's something more anytime it's words they're like you said this it's like yes said said not did did is worse but it's awesome did you not hire black people is that that's a major issue if he's never hired a black person but I don't think I've heard that so it's like his actions aren't

67:28we were talking about before the podcast this thing where uh the where they were talking about the clintons in Arkansas yeah in the the governor's mansion yeah what what show was that which show was it did you see it Jamie I read it I didn't see it on the show oh you read it like it was getting passed around the internet yesterday um it's got to be Russian disinformation it could be who knows but apparently when Bill Maher when they go like troubling from building I mean I get even the Republican senator they was there with was like uh what like I'm a little uncomfortable with this but sure be uncomfortable and in fact I'm watching a guy who uses words that make me uncomfortable all the time I'll stop watching I guess you know Twitter erupts over news and Hillary Clinton used black prison labor while first lady of Arkansas newsweek.com what does it have to do with um JFK

68:20JFK pushed the Democrats to Democrat right push them to the right and Hillary Clinton huh doing that quote um okay when we moved in I was told that using prison labor at the governor's mansion was a long-standing tradition which kept down cost Clinton writes she has that most of the workers were convicted murderers and she became friendly with in quotes a few of them African-American men in their 30s who had already served 12 to 18 years of their sentences despite their alleged friendships with these men Clinton tells her readers we enforced rules strictly and sent back to prison any inmate who broke a rule despite having no psychological qualification she later asserts that these men did not have inferior IQs or an ability to apply moral reasoning but instead they may have been emotional illiterates emotional illiterates I don't know that's what she said

69:24but I like how it says despite having no psychological qualifications yeah she later asserts despite having no ability to say this she said yeah it's kind of weird though that slave labor yeah that is exactly what that is I mean no no it's this tradition it's like yeah but that doesn't mean you should do it let's be honest like how much are they getting paid zero what one pack of cigarettes a week yeah what do they get they do not pay inmates at all oh Jesus Christ Clinton makes no mention of whether or not these men received any money for working for her and her husband a 2016 article for Mother Jones notes that when it came to prison when it comes to prison labor some State states include Texas Arkansas and Georgia do not pay inmates at all holy on Twitter Jing wrote that Hillary Clinton was a direct participant in what Samsung sway Sam sway uh it's at Sam

70:23sway on Twitter I guess uh correctly described as modern slavery 100 yeah dude that's a hundred percent slavery if you don't pay someone you make them work because they did a crime that's a crazy thing like a boat but you're making them work that's what's crazy about it it's like it's not just that you you your your Freedom's taken away and they lock you in a box but they also make you work saying your lives aren't worth anything we can make it do whatever we want yeah and that dude from uh Phoenix makes you work in pink oh yeah that that Joe guy yeah yeah he's uh he's a interesting case it makes you put pink on to embarrass you yeah do you get embarrassed when you're wearing pink I wear pink sometimes I don't give a okay I'm not a big pink wear I'll occasionally wear a pink I'll admit I'm not a big pink wearer yeah but at the same time I don't care about it I'm not

71:17scared of a color I'm a rational person in high school like 13 14 wearing pink ties and stuff like Shoal being a little embarrassed but also been like this looks good and then learning the word salmon makes it way more easier you know Gene labell always wore a pink Judo gee really yep why it's clean and sober it says on all of them clean and silver with pink shirts probably because they uh were drug offenders right yes he gets upset he wants everybody clean in quotes around it that silly rascal and he's not taken out ever pink um so Judo Jean LaBelle was like one of the toughest men that's ever lived did his Judo with a pink ghee on why you that's why Uncle Judo Jean LaBelle Judo Jean LaBelle was uh he was a I know he was a national champion in Judo and I think he won a gold medal in the Olympics dude I saw clay Guido see him once and this is when Clayton was

72:21coming up so he wasn't like he was in the cheap seats with us right and he saw Judo Jean in like the section whether you sit and he was like oh he just jumped I don't know how he got past security just like ran past them just to go give that guy a hug what is gene there's Gene the balance pinky what is Jean LaBelle's um his uh accomplishments he's had a shitload of accomplishments in Judo but the guy he definitely did some training with Rhonda and he's also the guy that exposed um Bruce Lee to grappling around to Joint locks and Joint manipulations what does it say here National Champion so he won the AAU National Judo championships in 60 and 54 and in 55. what North American Heavyweight Championship see NWA all that stuff I think is like fake wrestling oh really yeah he's real wrestling and professional NWA is professional wrestling yeah there's no tag team in

73:16real wrestling so he was a national champion is there real for some reason I thought he was an Olympic champion then I might have made that up is there Greco-Roman tag team uh no that's not real oh man so um you can see like uh there's a million pictures of them wearing this ridiculous pink ghee how do I not know his his uh accomplishments in Judo but and as far as like uh look at that pinky yeah he's crazy he's always been crazy too he had uh yeah yeah he's a great guy he had one of the first uh mixed martial arts fights too he fought a boxer Simone said he could uh he would go down there with Piper I guess pipe would train with him um and uh he said we go down there and get calls all the time for people challenging him Judo Jean like I can beat you up and he would just answer the phone all day he's going well come on prove yourself I'm here I'll take him all right well I'm here eight

74:13to seven every day bye just like telling people like you come I'll roll with you I'll beat you he was like in his 60s and he caught some kids breaking into cars in his neighborhood yeah and uh one kid came after him and he just manhandled this poor kid and threw him on the ground imagine being thrown on the some 65 year old 65 year old judo black show this guy what's up what the yeah he put two dudes to sleep while they're trying to break into cars he's just a different kind of human being no it's just like if he got a hold of you it's like it's got being grabbed by some sort of a primate you know I imagine let's surprise us on your face yeah you just feel so weak if once you were in the air you'd be like how is this happening like before he slams your head off the ground you've got to be thinking how is he just throwing me around like this what a weird specialty the specialty of

75:11throwing things around yeah you could become really good at throwing people's bodies around did you see that uh did you see that what's it called boom that's beautiful technology that's Putin giving some kid technique off the sideline here oh wow wow that's boom that kid has some technique oh so he's like hell yeah bro man Putin walking on the mats with his shoes come on dude Putin would up I would I would bet Putin would up all the world leaders if we had a round robin you think so MMA contest with all world leaders yeah I got my money on Putin roughly the big Powers he's not doing yeah he's gonna win he's an actual Judo a black belt oh yeah it's real weird this looks like this bird literally looks like it salutes him back should it's goddamn Putin bird knows his place salute salute what that's gonna be fake how did he Bend his wing over you know man the real

76:13question with a guy like Putin is not like how much does he control it's like what happens if that guy dies oh yeah who takes over that power the vacuum of power behind that guy must be stunning they're a democracy right Russia sort of totalitarian democracy no they have some sort of a democracy they have some sort of election process yeah yeah it's uh President Gorbachev right president as long as you're not running against Putin it seems to function fairly well he just took over again didn't he like he was the president then he went away and he just came back like you guys I took it over again I think he came back again in 2012. he's been back for a while yeah not that long yeah he was gone for a while and then some other dude got into power and he's like hey man you're the president oh it's it's look it's not admirable that's the guy from narcos did right he wanted to be just in

77:12government so he could run yeah what was his name um Escobar Escobar yeah Pablo how good is that actor who plays him his name what is his name the dude who plays Pablo Escobar God damn he's good that guy's good and he's smoking reefer all day all day just like a normal thing I forget his name now respect God that guy's good by the way if you're watching uh what's it called what's that name of this show narcos narcos when you're done make sure on July 18th and Beyond to catch my new Netflix double special she'll already be on Netflix no sense of going back out to the Apple TV oh my goodness what day is that again July 18th Joe it's Tuesday July 18th all over the world fantastic at midnight Pacific time are you uh going on the road at all no no just around coming up with materials together in town and 15s look like you're having fun up there oh yeah was it weird to not be on stage or did

78:07you go on stage at all no I went to one show and put on pen saw a show I just get the itch you know they asked me they knew me they asked me to go up wow and you said no I was like nah well one I was like I really want to see what like a fully long break would do no sense of breaking it up right just for one set somewhere it would be cool to perform a Cambodia to mark that off a list you know I like doing that that's my like bird watching kind of stuff like what punches that performed in Cambodia yeah wow um but I was like no also I didn't want to be going around for the next two months with a bomb on my shoulders like you know I mean I don't need to walk around with that that's like my last set oh so if you went up there and ate dick yeah and then I'm like if I started losing it I'm gone I'm already nervous about that I don't want to no people like what are you

78:52doing like I don't even know anymore yeah what was it like the first time on stage after that long break a little weird I tell the story so I could at least base myself in like in like uh things that happened you know a narrative yeah a narrative less is expected but then the next day I did uh Naper gatsu was there so Nashville oh so that's when I came home so they wanted to do this show in uh Third Man Records so I just wrote them a letter and I was like hey if you still want to do that um add it to the website I'll be home I'll just come home I'll see it right I'll check it um so I did nape our gatsian friends the next day uh and that was just stand up and that was like a little lost oh it was weird yeah I was it was Rusty on the edges and I got to like 12 or 13 minutes I didn't want to do anything from the special so I was just like what do I have new

79:44and I tried something that I thought of then on the road which wasn't much I kind of shut my brain off to that a little bit like instead of like writing jokes a couple like topics and I was like but that's it what if you had an awesome idea that just came you out of nowhere did you buy the right toss it yeah I wrote that just an idea um like I saw two this hasn't worked so I'll just say it I saw two dogs at the end of so many stray dogs out there yeah and it's everywhere it's everywhere and eventually it ends up on menus too oh just because it's like it's like fish man they're everywhere Jesus yeah why wouldn't you kill one to survive did you eat any dog I did not uh only because I would when I saw it on a menu It's called RW in uh East Timor um it was like uh they have this the Indonesian style of food which is wall rooms it's just like windows with like

80:30food left out do you know how like pizza places in New York they point to a slice and they'll take it and warm it up right so it's like that but they don't warm it up and it's meat so it's like bits of fish or chicken or beef and then that was like dog so if it was hot out of the oven I might have gone for it but not leftover cold cold dog over rice you look good though it looked good I'd ask her four times what she said I had to keep checking my like translator and I was like no I think you're saying it wrong she was like yeah she had to act out like walk walk no that's not a dog yeah just do chicken trying to do a dog my friend Steven Ronaldo was telling me that they regard it as a hot food not necessarily even just meaning spicy the dog is like a hot food meaning like there's like there's something to it oh it's like there's a a special energy that you get from eating dog yeah

81:30that's dark I could say that because they seem more like intelligent you know they have seem to have feelings Jesus food like human meat you gain their souls he did a show with this guy where they uh they shot and ate a coyote yeah they cooked the coyote like they would cook like wild game and they uh opened it up they burned off all the hair and then they split it and threw it over like a grate and cooked it over coals just threw some seasoning on it it's crackling and cooking and they just cut pieces of this coyote off and it's like and I was watching this going why is it so disturbing when we choose one animal over another yeah why is that so disturbing like why is that coyote any different than a pig which is totally normal it's just pet wise that's I think that's all it boils down to when you don't have that you don't have it it's even weirder than that because

82:25nobody's got a pet coyote dude I saw something yeah it's close enough yeah to your dog your dog and get it pregnant yeah and like oh we don't like that yeah it reminds me of it's it's so close to a dog it's so close to a dog that if it your dog it'll make puppies yeah I went to uh rooster fights that seems so crazy doesn't that seem so crazy imagine if a chicken could your parakeet and make something opens the cape and gets in the parrot cage just the out of him a chicken and a parrot's cage would be hilarious yeah they're different species yeah but they look like the same thing chicken just out of that parrot oh that all the time you thought you had a girl parrot you know the chicken just laying eggs chicken gets in there the out of it roosters are ruthless man I don't have any I don't have any roosters but we were really worried when we were getting chickens yeah

83:28we had that when I was growing up my parents had to give them away because I made it so I had to bring them into the garage every night because we got the neighbors the little suburbs and they're just like what in the two hours before Sun up yeah it's not sunup it's way before sunup really they can sense it coming oh it's oh yeah just screaming next to your neighbor like what the yeah we were in Santa Barbara and some guy had one but he had it like a thousand two thousand yards away really yeah it was far but you could still hear it but it was kind of cool because yeah it wasn't obnoxious like it was right next door like it was way across this Canyon I was like wow that's kind of cool yeah like that wouldn't even bother me I got used to it being out there all those countries they just had them around so wherever you're sleeping there were thin walls you just hear them dude

84:17I want to get peacocks cool we had peacocks I want to get pet peacocks I'm gonna go full Hunter S Thompson have some pet peacocks I had to bury one of them did you yeah he reach his head out of the latticework to try to like eat the grass right outside and the fox is just waiting for him took his head left the body inside foxes are clever because I have a girl very clever I went to a rooster fight in uh in a team or less day did you really yeah in terms of like what we accept and what they will you know different things dude they're doing that in Encino are they really I guess so right who goes I I know a place wow you can go to there's there's places for sure there's places in the valley that might as well be Mexico like you drive certain neighborhoods I've never seen the actual fights but I've seen the fighting roosters I've seen the pens there's a

85:07dude that I know who knows a dude who's got like 100 of them in his backyard wow yeah fight fighting roosters yeah wow and a lot of these like Mexican neighborhoods dude it's like super normal they don't view it as weird at all where I saw it they were like you're not taking pictures I'm like oh I didn't want to like you know get you guys in trouble like why would I get us in trouble what do you mean we're outside right in those countries it's not bad at all the general owns the ring where they all put to it it's hilarious but then if you can do that then you can justify dogs like well what do we do about dogs well dogs are a little smarter it's a little different there's Strays out there they are stray A's California authorities seize over 7 000 birds in the largest fighting bust in U.S history well Jesus Christ three weeks ago Jesus Christ in the valley burrito Valley see I told you

85:56I'm making this up that's nut town anyway so you say meth town I say rooster town s of gas or slashers yeah they put these ranges on the back of their back claw isn't it I mean it's they give them steroids really for the animals we're also recovered I didn't see anything syringes and steroids they got Juiced up chickens ready to you up can you imagine I want to like do a viceland piece on that watch these dudes shoot their chickens up with steroids and have them go out there like and Hulk out wow 2700 Birds they went back to the same spot but here's the thing 10 years earlier it doesn't bother it doesn't bother you or me like it would if it was dogs no it doesn't but I'll be uh yeah no right they don't look like us not nearly but I was I thought it would be like really barbaric until you see it you're like oh it's not really that bad at all I've seen dog fights I was in New

86:54Orleans I saw a dogfight you did yeah impromptu I don't know I said with my friends it was a pit one pit bull came in and another pitbull came into this pit and we're like what's going on and they did it and it was I mean vicious it was vicious these cockfights are just like they fly to each other a couple times and then one gets like woozy need and then Falls it's a fight really yeah that looks like one inside huh see the dog fighting thing the dog fighting thing to those people that mean the people that believe in it I'm sure they would argue with you that there's no difference between dog fighting and rooster fighting probably not most people think there is because dogs are smarter but it was also bloodier oh yeah it was just like more like them ripping each other's everything out yeah the the the other the other fights over 30 seconds and you don't even see blood most of the time

87:48it's just it's just there yeah but but yeah in terms of animal if I saw a dead animal on the side of the road what would bother me more a dog or a rooster it's on YouTube they have cockfighting on YouTube slasher Cup oh the world slasher cup dude I dvr'd this watch that guy's gonna hit the other one in the back to move him or he's gonna pick him up and throw them towards the other one is that what they do yeah they're not going at each other yet so they have to really throw them towards each other so most of the time if they put a rooster near a rooster see that he's got he's got it tied yeah they'll come out to each other they're probably like what the is going on so in their back foot yeah here we go oh then they're going at each other oh my God and what'll start pecking the other one soon so they're catching each other with these feet and that have been

88:32slicing them apart that's the normal way of fighting too see the other one's that one that's God yeah he's down it's dead oh God they must be both mangled though other yeah it gets tastes like blood back at him the ref has to choose when it's over he's called dad's called it wow yeah dude that rooster got up look how fast that is yeah so you don't even see really how it's like Barber it's just quick and over do you think that oh yeah because they're covered and then they eat that one tonight do they oh yeah so when I saw the winner the owner of the winner gets to eat the loser they take it home with him on their bike whoa and they're eating chicken tonight how weird and do you think that rooster fights again I saw them sewing a rooster up oh Jesus Christ they said he gets two months off gets to live a fun life for a while and then I'll be back in fighting but he

89:22didn't so sometimes the winners get nothing happen to them sometimes they get a little too Jesus sometimes they both die wow these are the rooster houses wow that's in Kentucky but wait a minute that looks like a dog house this looks like what they do with pits because they do is that really roosters that's crazy these are on top of it the places it rains yeah I guess so the places where they um they fight dogs they'll have like a giant yard and they'll have like 10 dogs plus out there on chains and they're all connected to these little tiny houses just like that it's really creepy because they're they're not really dogs I mean they're dogs in the sense of their the actual animal they are as dogs but they're these things I don't like it all no there's no pet to them they're these things that have been they're just bred to fight and I'm sure that they can

90:14handle them you know I'm sure there's like a few commands they understand but their life is not about being Pat and loved they're like uh climbing on their bed Khaleesi's Army what's what's their name what are they called Jamie those ones that dicks cut off trying to fight they're eunuchs but that's not what they call themselves something I don't know no God damn it yeah that show needs to come back it takes a while unsullied the unsullied yeah yeah that's what those dogs are they're like unsullied yeah well they just they have their dicks and balls though to unsullied the problem with those guys is they've been neutered so they can't fight that good because they don't have any testosterone yeah these dogs have everything they're ready to rock and roll they just live to fight and that that moment that they get to fight is like the only thing they're looking

91:04forward to and they're brief and like really miserable existence so the more they exercise them the more they just train them and get them ramped up they're just prepping them for this one moment where he gets to do what he actually wants to do what he's made to do in life it's not even his fault it's like that dog's bred that way they've encouraged that behavior like generation after Generation by careful selection culling dogs that don't fit the criteria like it's one of the reasons why people love Pitbull so much like once you have a pit bull other dogs seem so dumb because they're so smart they're so tuned into you and they're like like I I remember Squeaky from she was like a little demon she's like tuned into me and she would lock onto me but if any other dog got anywhere near her and try to take my attention she would kill it in front of me really she just wanted

91:54dead it's like get the away from him yeah they just they're very intense and tuned into you and a lot of people like it well I got her she was already a um she was a pound dog I got her she was like 11 months old she was cut up she she had definitely been in some sort of a fight whether it's an organized one or something but she was a mess from the moment I got her she was just such a cute little dog and loved you to death just couldn't couldn't leave you alone want to sit right next to you put her head in your lap just a big sweetie just the sweetest dog ever but like these eyes there's like they had like um ready to die for you eyes is that the one you had to put down yeah she killed my other dog yeah yeah it's not good yeah they're um the nature is not their fault I mean they they've essentially been selected over many many many many generations to be

92:49incredibly dog aggressive incredibly prey driven and almost impervious to reacting to pain yeah that's what's so terrifying about them is that they don't care they like to fight they're not worried about getting hurt they're looking forward to this they want to do it they're wagging their tail and they're biting each other it's crazy they wag their tails they're locked faces on each other and their tails are wagging back and forth like they're having the greatest time I saw a thing for some like OC County Fair they train their dogs to do tricks and and they said they've gotten to the point where this reminds me of this where the treat they get for for crashing their frisbee eventually becomes the frisbee so like they're trying to catch like cool I got to grab that frisbee thank you and I could throw it again so like I have to grab the Frisbee again you know instead of like I get the

93:41Frisbee so I can get this piece of meat right right so it seems like those dogs too it's like oh I did the task thank you for letting me do that yeah that's what I wanted to do they get those um working dogs you ever been around like a real working German Shepherd no dude they're so intense they're like a live wire first of all they're like a real big German Shepherd is probably like I want to say like 90 pounds like let's Google what's a big German Shepherd it's not the hugest dog in the world they're not like a Mastiff but they are so fast and they're so taught they're just like ready to go ready to go and looking at you and this dude was uh demonstrating different uh he's he trains dogs for the police department yeah he was demonstrating different things 71 pounds is a big one oh adult male 88 pounds so yeah close to 90 pounds yeah attack by one of those wearing a suit once

94:39dude it's so strong oh they're so strong they just keep wriggling your hand until you're on the ground they're just so they're so fast they're and you gotta think they're so fast they're on you they let them go like jump now think that right that's a 90 pound animal now think of a wolf yeah double that oh wow double that and have it more athletic stronger much harder bite you ever seen a wolf in the wild no almost I think I might have but it was it was so dark I could only see that it was some sort of a dog-like creature that was running across the dirt road ahead of us while we're in hunting camp waiting to get picked up whoa yeah nervous yeah a little bit yeah when you're standing outside in Grizzly country and there's wolves so you can't wander off to go piss no way you're off to be together you have to be together and you both have to be paying attention and you

95:31should talk and since it's out it's late at night you don't have to even worry about Whispering like you're not trying to like you're not trying to scare anything you're trying to let things know that you there all right not surprised by you they hear you coming they can avoid you if they choose to but if something decides that it's going to come towards you like this has these walls God damn dude if you saw a wolf and killed it I wouldn't even be trust I have a new trust I would think it was dead I know I'd be like look at the size of these things wow these are enormous wolves oh that's a dead one the one in the top middle you know what's really interesting these wolves that you're seeing although they're all just wolves these wolves are wolves from Canada and it's one of the reasons why they're so big one of the reasons why they've been so devastating to Elk

96:16populations and deer populations oh look at this guy deer in his mouth like just a leg with a uh dude he looks thin too they're so powerful they're just incredibly powerful incredibly cunning killers that act in packs and love the snow they love it they can do in the snow where other animals are like they can run through the snow they thrive in ridiculous cold environments because that's when other animals are vulnerable and they can wreak havoc on them they're a crazy animal man but they look like a dog so we have this weird connection with them where we think of them as dogs like it's our friend it's Mr shaped the same way exactly I mean they do look nice yeah and when you see them alone you're like oh that was you know with no scale uh off if I can remember I'll tell you this bit I'm doing about it about wolves it was a real encounter I had with a dog and a

97:12wolf or a dog met a wolf for the first time really yeah I'll tell you later okay but it's it's um that animal is not the same animal it used to be here yeah they killed a bunch of wolves so they had to reintroduce wolves to try to bring the population back oh really but when they reintroduced wolves they brought them in from Canada I said they're way bigger they're like Canadian moose are bigger they're Canadian people are bigger it's a you know polar bears it's a heartier climate up there man you get a different different sort of an animal oh look at the wrong one they got a big ass wolf it was way bigger so you can't ever just like go off because they'll see they'll wait for you to be alone well they definitely could if they chose to most of the time they avoid the out of people they seem to know that if they up and do something to people then bullets start coming and then

97:56everybody dies like they're smart enough to kind of understand that they're not smart like they wouldn't you know they wouldn't do anything that you would think would be extraordinary for an animal it's not like they have like superhuman Powers but they have an unusual ability to plan and coordinate wow and they talk to each other they yell out and talk to each other and they they give locations and they all kind of intuitively understand what the task is but when they're operating together it's like it's pretty stunning to watch man I've watched a bunch of videos I never never in real life obviously but a bunch of videos of them coordinating like an attack on on animals yeah dude it's amazing we heard we're at a um campsite Malibu cook State Park you heard coyotes or Wolves coyotes but I just like the way they were like sort of talking to each other too but we we saw

98:47a skunk or first we we sort of smelled one and we heard two coyotes kind of like yelping and we're like that they got sprayed by a skunk for sure we're just filling this in we have no idea but it's really seemed like that hearing them or like just a couple of them and then later we saw a skunk um try to spray us didn't have much so we think that's the same skunk they're like sprayed out and now he's got nothing left in the tank does that work like that I don't know this is what we all think and then like a little bit later um just kind of kind of like came at us but didn't like he tried to spray he got the dog his dog my friend Mervis is you know nervous um yeah okay they got his dog but just like a little bit just bit it no just like with a little bit of like spray but like not much not enough where it's like terrible just bad and then we heard like 10 or 15 coyotes

99:36all howling they'll bite you too right a skunk's a predator yeah he was coming out his bare teeth and stuff I had a skunk trying to get into my chicken coop really yeah and then I read about him like that's one of the things they eat they'll eat chicken that makes sense yeah yeah the sprays for self-defense not offense wow but the you up I'm just getting up by a skunk like he you up and you smell like you have to like kill your wounds and nobody wants to help you yeah I mean imagine if like you got in a fist fight with a skunk in your backyard and he zaps you and then bites the out of you scraped up and rabies and he jumps over your fence and you run inside you're covered in blood and you're like oh my God this skunk bit the out of my face get out of here yeah get away they don't even she doesn't even care oh my God you have to wash yourself outside it's cold outside get

100:21out yeah you smell like skunk oh my God I'm never gonna clean this up oh my God this house didn't smell like tongue forever I'm so mad at you I'm so you're mad at me if I got up by a skunk imagine a skunk biting your dick yeah it's a skunk oh you're like this you love creatures for my trip I saw Komodo dragons oh In the Flesh yeah out in the wild yeah you went hunting them like nothing like kill but just like to find them yeah try to touch your tail to what yeah what I found out later not supposed to do that but I didn't know man I was really close and I just touched one no you didn't yeah oh my god dude that's so scary walking away and it was like it's so close and I was like just grabbed oh yeah These Guys these weird pointed like v-sticks like long sticks with like a little tip at the end that like can like put it's weird but this one guy we had was like way into

101:13snakes and reptiles and he's like let's go hunt let's go find him we went out into the brush I wonder if a Komodo dragon was the inspiration for that thing that the alien would do from the movie Ridley Scott movie Alien it would open its mouth and all the Slime and everything they have all this bacteria in their mouths yeah like it's totally it's like a bit you're still gonna lose your leg we've gone over this at least twice and I always forget which it is that they used to think that it was a toxin and now they think it's bacteria or they used to think it was bacteria and now they think it's a toxin well I read bacteria yeah it's like a botulism yeah but there's something lots of different types of bacteria in their saliva and it's toxic yeah and they know it and so they'll bite an animal and it up and then they'll follow it around so I was reading this thing about a water

101:57buffalo that this Komodo dragon attacked they saw it bite it and then it followed it for like two days really just waiting for it to grow so this but this guy I met in uh somewhere deep in okay so it's the island of Flores is is where you can sort of like be and then that's where the Hobbit people were Flores yeah in Indonesia yeah really yeah what do you mean The Hobbit people there's little hobbit people that they discovered oh really dude they discovered that within the last I want to say 14 000 years ago is that what it was because in the last 14 000 years somewhere somewhere in that range humans shared time on Earth with another kind of human being it's little tiny three foot tall human being that are completely different features than us yeah really homo floriensis or fluorescence what's that 12 000 years ago 12 000 years ago yeah okay that's nothing 12 000 years ago like I'm

102:53yeah I mean I'm trying to imagine twice as long as they were those people were just like us 12 000 years ago and they were a tiny little thing almost like a like a cross between a human and a chimp they don't really know exactly what their skin color was what they look like put it next to a drawing of a full grown like now man and just shredded yeah he's jacked yeah I'm gonna this little perfect muscles doesn't ever eat fast food throw some dick in this little critter wow um there's even there was even speculation that they had uh eaten humans or attacked humans do you think they've bred with us and that's why they're shorter out in Asia how dare you no that's what it looks like see that one the drawing on the far left Jamie with the guy holding the spear that's what they uh thank you there's a full sized version of that see if you could find that oh Jesus so these were like

103:40almost like what we were like I guess when we were on our way up the food and they just developed different chains so they sort of stayed yeah wow Australia pithecus or something like that like one of our earliest ancestors yeah so this is close to Australia yeah well Australopithecus is like a modern human but like the one of the first versions I think I want to say a million years ago but I'm probably just making that number up but you know human beings in this form they don't they don't know the exact number obviously but they think we've been around this forum for only about a quarter million years give or take a few other dragons have venom they do have venom thank you okay so the use of thing was bacteria and now they think it was Venom I gotta show you this picture I was I saw one where we saw one on a rock and you go like right behind like some bro like like some

104:30leaves and like some some branches so you get up close to them and it's still sort of scary because you could probably get through the branches but probably not you know and you could just take a picture from like that close all the saliva is coming out dude I'll show you this at the store one night could you imagine the horror that you would feel if a Komodo dragon was clamped down on your calf and you felt all that hot poison going into your body and you were trying to get away yeah and you you broke free with a big chunk taken out of your calf and it's about about to LEAP on you and you're trying to run away with a limp you're hobbling away and screaming no and no and running through the bushes and you look back and you see it just taking its time walking through it coming towards you taking its time because it knows it doesn't have to chase you because you

105:15can't you can't go far you're all up now so we oh yeah there they are and you know so beautiful eventually it's going to catch you sick and shivering and it's just gonna start eating your first these things yeah they they just bite them in the legs and but they got to be careful they don't get they smells with his with his tongue Jesus Christ I use a tongue to smell what a creepy creature yeah so these these these Buffalo they're not natural to the area they've been added in so they don't know what the this oh they've been added in to feed them yeah so like they're growing but they they die they say go to the watering hole and the Komodo dragons know that they're gonna go to the watering hole and they just wait for him and so he jacked him in the leg and then he's slowly making his way towards him imagine if that was you and you'd see that thing walking up the bank towards

106:05you some guy guys I'm a person you're not supposed to eat me I can think and I can reason and I'm Progressive and I have health insurance I have two credit cards they killed a kid I have to call someone don't eat me yet I have to make a call hold on let me get this test don't eat me yet I have to check my Facebook eat me I'm checking Twitter look there's a bunch of them around that one just going first and you're feeling all the blood rush out of your body all this creepy lizard's chewing on your butt trade everything except those those Boar's heads because of the horns really if they get um that's their boar I mean an ox if they get a boar they finish the skulls too Jesus Christ they eat the skulls everything so just those what they're called heads are the only ones left because of the horns what the them up on the inside so they eat the bones yeah they killed the kid they

106:57ate his stomach out he went to pee balloon and they're like oh this one's by himself so this guy met in floors and D Flores his guide found a boar that had been bitten and was dying in the bushes and um so he was like hey you guys want to see some this board is kind of like uh like this the venomous started to catch up and he took him he dragged him to the watering hole he threw it in there and they just ripped the shreds in front of them he showed me this video he made it was so cool Jesus what is it look at the size of the bone that guy's eating yeah they're all on something oh my God look at that there's something about them they're the cold unfeeling look in their eyes like when he opens his mouth and you see all those teeth saliva ugh but that eye yeah that's a real creature all black that's a thinking creature that's trying to eat you it's trying to eat either you or a

107:49buffalo it eats a water buffalo man yeah it doesn't use knives it's not using and there's no Fork there's no bullets it's eating a goddamn water buffalo so we're going through waist high grass trying to find these things and then you see one pop its head up like this there you gotta like get behind it and try to like force it down the mountain no but there's other ones around so you gotta stay close keep your eyes up it's pretty cool man you would love that you're in a box just like that you would love terrified I'd be terrified I don't want to be around them man why are you around them oh it was so cool well I found out when I was in Bali and I was like I'll probably go to somewhere else from there and then this guy from Jakarta was like you know how you're right next to the Komodo dragons you could do that I was like what that's here and it was just a couple boats and you're there wow

108:36dude that no man what if they got it I love it they almost got Sharon what's your message Sharon Stone Sharon Stone's husband really yeah what do you mean they almost got him he was a newspaper man he was a like a uh reporter and or a journalist rather and he went to do something in a cage with Komodo dragons and he had socks on and the thing thought it's white foot it was a zoo oh really and he went and got him what do you mean bit his foot bit the out of his foot dude went to the hospital crushing his big toe while thrashing his body around yeah um what he had to undergo foot surgery oh Come On Son yeah oh it's a shoeless foot Oh I thought it was a sock crushing his big toe ouchy Wawa oh the Zookeeper asked him to remove his white tennis shoes to keep the five foot long reptile for mistaking them for white rats so hey yo dude take your shoes off you'll be cool

109:35don't worry about it as long as it knows and then they attacked that foot it's like watch somebody take the shoe off the feeling you must have had as that thing is biting his foot that Zucker must be like I'm really sorry tenders they had to reattach severed tendons and rebuild his big toe that was crushed by the dragon's Jaws Jesus you have to piss again yeah do you have enough room in that do you want to empty that it's got to be a halfway come on man are you sure yeah but there's only a little bit left because I had to pinch it back in over spill don't overflow I went over Japan professional at this man but here's the thing about animals like kimono dragons and wolves I love the fact that they're real yeah it's one of the things that makes life fascinating is that there are these ruthless merciless Predators Jamie's shielding his eyes from Ari's dick

110:27showing him what I'm censoring oh the image yeah want to just put the image on me for a second this is educational you don't want to show his Jamie could you get away with doing this on on YouTube or Instagram where you might be in trouble just because we mentioned that European level of censorship on the internet no here's the deal dude do you know that if you whipped your dick out and took a leak in front of a school you'd be charged as a sex molester dude I do that all the time and thank you for telling me because I will stop yeah for real like if say if you're walking past the school and you're like I gotta take a leak and you just innocently walk towards a patch of trees and you piss there and someone from the school calls the police because you had your dick out yeah there's no intense come on guys you know what I was doing I know a dude who got charged with that I know somebody

111:11who we both know somebody who got who's hooking up with a girl on school property late at night they needed a place to pull over so they could in the car oh but since it was on school property but it's 2 am you know yeah they're trying to discourage that well yeah I get that I don't want economy's thrown out the window at a just showing up for school in the morning dropping your kid off your kid slips breaks her hip because she stepped on a condom those little shiny school shoes the kids wear with the hard bottoms don't get good tractions there's like rules about doing stuff within a thousand feet of school yeah yeah stuff like that so many schools in Hollywood there's got to be so much happening within a thousand feet of them wasn't that one of the issues too with pot shops yeah like uh yeah with them too yeah it can't be anywhere near this church the church

112:01part's hilarious it's like if that's really the case is that one if that really is still the case but I get it though if you really believed and you really believed that your church was sacred and important to you you wouldn't want like one door down yeah maybe not one door down but it's not all churches are not they're not the ones in like the with the Lawns like you see in the movies a lot of them in in LA are just like in between two apartment buildings but also the question is who gets to choose who gets to choose that like what how much distance yeah between a church and a liquor store well let's I want to know is selling liquor okay is it okay it seems like it's okay seems like a lot of people are doing it yeah it seems like a lot of people are buying it it seems like we all agree okay so if it is the case radius of a church in Detroit what does it say shops are

112:49also prohibited from operating within a thousand foot radius of a church school Park liquor stores or other dispensary or or a drug-free zone such as a library hmm But awesome was close by 8pm other dispensary liquor to store other dispensary okay this is all just this is a result of people going well I don't want them right next to this while I'm doing that but this is saying that they can't be close to a liquor store like a liquor store is the same as a church that's what I'm saying weird you're saying a pot a pot shop can't be the alternative to a business that's already established oh like a liquor store that's what they're saying don't quit booze yeah well they're saying you can't be weird so the liquor stores must have lobbied to have that put in there they must have figured out a way is there a liquor store Union at least a state liquor board so yeah I

113:39mean yeah I mean there's obviously that doesn't make sense like the church makes sense reluctantly I get it yeah it makes sense this story doesn't make sense the liquor store doesn't make any sense yeah like why can't I just walk right next door after I buy some weed and buy a beer why do I have to go 500 feet further they don't have them here but I don't know how they still drive through alcohol places you just driving your car they have in Phoenix yeah Louisiana yeah yeah this place is where you can drive through and get they'll give you mixed drinks mixed drinks yeah that's like how you're gonna justify I'm not I'm having this right through bar wow it's my passengers drink wow I wouldn't drink and drive officer and Louisiana I don't think I looked that up your passengers can drive can drink can drink while you're driving only the driver can or something Louisiana's on

114:25another level New Orleans is on a totally different level yeah were you with me in New Orleans when we had this driver you or not we do no we have this driver who's hilarious a funny dude I wish I could remember his name but he was cool as we had him for a couple of days and uh when we're hanging out with this dude he was telling me that he got pulled over outside of New Orleans because he was walking on the street with an open beer I forget where he was some other city and uh they pulled him over and he had two beers in in a paper bag and when they pulled him over he was talking to cop the cops like where are you from and uh he's talking to the cop he pulls out the other beer and cracks it open and starts drinking it yeah and the cop's like is there something wrong with your head and he's like what he goes wait where are you where are you from he goes New

115:11Orleans he goes oh okay oh you don't know that's not a lot of other places you can't do that anywhere else and he's like for real he's like well I'm not doing anything wrong I'm just walking I forget the word he was when he was outside of New Orleans for sure yeah but he was saying that they that he had no idea that you couldn't crack open a beer and start drinking in front of a cop when he's asking questions dude I haven't done nothing that's the best about southeast Asia you get beer you walk with it like a free American you're just like out there you're not gonna do anything have a good time man there's too many dumb young dudes that would bring drinks and splash them on people and be walking on the street with open beers and be goofy I guess so maybe just here maybe here but London's got a little bit of that they drink outside no maybe not in the

115:53streets they drink like an outdoor pubs I've seen it in England with people boozed up on the streets yeah beating the out of each other oh yeah I mean that's gonna happen sure but it's like don't put yourself in a position where you have to fight all the time I wonder what the argument is for it's not about drinking Outdoors or not it's about like don't drink so much right yeah don't get so drunk yeah you can do that in one space or you can walk and do it that doesn't matter I wonder what the argument is for a 2 A.M like cut off time yeah it's over it's all Christian dude is it it's all remnants of Christian who cares why can't we just be up longer Miami it's like 5 a.m and New York it's four or later a lot of places is not I heard they're going to change to L.A to four four yeah I heard that let me change The Comedy Store is super weird they'll still close

116:36it too you don't have to be up until then why yeah there's guys who want to go up good point we're gonna have some weird ass shows man I might do a 2 A.M set if they ever do that I might I might book myself for a 2AM set dude the comedy seller I go a lot after 2AM to packed rooms yeah packed I mean like what time are those show starts they start late this will start like 11 30 and I'm gonna put like 145 too wow and it's just like and it's a great crowd yeah yeah if those are the kind of people that are up yeah sure come on yeah there's a lot of people that are on different schedules you just a place like New York you can find 150 of you can go at 11 30 p.m and I can start my night oh yeah and you still have a great long time oh yeah yeah and people in New York like they go hard they go so hard there's so much drinking in New York you meet people at their show it's

117:26not like give me your number it's like let's go somewhere right now yeah let's just go to a bar there's 30 within walking distance yeah let's keep go let's just talk they just drink you know Duncan had um Greg Fitzsimmons on his podcast this week yeah and I've only listened to the first like 10 minutes or so but uh Duncan was talking about how different New York is in terms of like diversity and all the different cultures each other yeah yeah he's liking it I've seen him a couple times it's been pretty fun man just have to be able to like booze up and like not to worry about getting home yeah he loves it I walk home from the stand he takes a cab you know that's the normal yeah he's a is he living in Brooklyn he's living in Brooklyn of course he has that head no that's right for him for sure that's the spot yeah yeah I mean he was a Silver Lake kid and then he went to he's doing

118:13the same thing yeah he said I'm like Williamsburg right big Park Slope same no williamsburg's past like it's over gentrified oh so he's gone too kids with style can afford it oh I like it I might move in yeah it's my style yeah um I saw I was watching one of those house flipper shows yeah it was uh you know what is the some the real estate Million Dollar Listing that's what it's called Million Dollar Listing in New York birthday effects and um they had a house that was for sale in Brooklyn that was like uh they built like a Georgia Mansion yeah in Brooklyn in like 1920 and they you know they were trying to like put Mansions like Southern style mansions in Brooklyn it's like 11 000 square foot house work really yeah I thought I had to go there because I wouldn't be able to for Manhattan and then I found out when I got there I'm like oh no no Manhattan's

119:05cheaper now the cool parts of Manhattan where I live it's cheaper Jesus then the cool parts of Brooklyn why is that it got it's this gentrification has this path at first you have bad neighborhoods we're not talking about Warehouse gentrifying that's different but like you know ethnic gentrifying first you have actually both so first you have criminals or warehouses and then the people can like are cool artists who have no money they'll move in they can get a giant Loft for basically nothing because you got to worry about getting stabbed or having nothing around you they start adding the art to the to the area making it more interesting then people like Duncan and me come in well we're like we like it I'm not gonna be the front lines of this you know I need some place to go like you know get some food but there's still criminals around or like lack of stuff

119:51and then the rich people who don't have style of their own they move in and Co-op the other people's style and then you start getting too many like coffee shops and you then they start changing the laws to drive out the people who live there like there's a park where they all uh camped out in Gowanus and every Sunday they would cook out there and they started saying the rich people was like uh the smoke is going through my windows so he started making laws about how you can't have cookouts and that pretty much just drove out to people who wanted to have that as part of their life they were just like help you don't make the law saying it's illegal to be ethnic but you make laws around it dude there's a there's a park down the street from here yeah that we could go to it's like only a couple minutes away yeah and if you go there on the weekends it's it's like a festival

120:34it's like people use those barbecue things that they have out there that get down they set up uh picnic tables they lay out a a cloth on the picnic tables and paper cups and and they got coolers they're pouring like Kool-Aid and and they're cooking um all kinds of different things on these these racks and there's like maybe five six families spread out in these areas that are doing that and then as kids are playing and everybody's running around it's a lot of people that live in apartments that don't have a lot like they don't have they don't have a big backyard so now they just go to the park it's great it's great and there's like this sense of community everybody's laughing they got music playing people are drinking yeah are you allowed to drink booze in the park how's that work I don't know I know tailgating you got to use cans you can't use bottles but if

121:20you're sitting there I think you can can you I think maybe just look the other way kind of stuff if anything dude that would suck I mean you got to be able to have a yeah some beers you're having a cheeseburger in the park that's how I mean some of these Freedom laws were like I'm not gonna do anything man let me have a beer with my family this doesn't hurt anybody well if everyone did that you're gonna have drunks my kid but that's not me I'm not that so let me do it what kind of diseases can you get from one of them Park grills who's cleaning that Grill dude one of the best barbecues I ever had was on top of in Veil on top of the mountain so we were skiing I was skiing with this chef and he had a bunch of Chicken in his back marinating in a in one of those bags yeah so he kept shaking it up his snowboarding hitting jumps he's just marinating his chicken and then he's

122:08like hey you want to eat with us I'm like yeah sure he's like oh no I was like going into the restaurant party goes no no out here just use that thing and it's just make grilled chicken up on top of wow in the Rockies it was so good so did he have like a little Grill in his pack too no they had this public Grill up there oh that thing yeah so you just got some wood and stuff there's coals going I guess oh wow people like to do that up there those things are so nasty so nasty who's that birds on them nobody's ever cleaning them nobody's ever cleaned any of those but like I guess the idea is once the Fire gets going Nothing's Gonna Stay Alive on it I guess yeah when that gets red hot to the point where you could sear a steak nothing's surviving on that I mean that's isn't that the whole principle behind cast iron pans like you don't really wash a cast iron pan you just

122:58sort of scratch out everything that's there throw some water on it but like that dark Blackness that you get from a cast iron pan yeah I don't know why but when I cook on one of those I feel like a man cast iron grill man that's the best I feel like a man it's a cast iron frying pan I feel like a man if you give me a choice there's a cast iron print pan and some ass hits the whole thing on the same temperature it's one of those uh ones that you could like flip a cheeseburger without putting any cheese on it non-stick those are so gross and me and Marley use those not thick pans and not a lot of that got into your food because they've been cooking that for like 10 years and the scratching just Street cooking just here you go and you're like ah shut off to it let's go just eat it yeah it's gonna come out metal flakes my dog ate a packet of glitter really and he yeah

123:48glitter it's like in roped up in his I was gonna take a picture of it put it on Instagram but I was thinking it's probably like they could probably take that down get mad at you it's for I guess I bet they're good I bet there's rules you can't show tits on Instagram why on Twitter it seems like you could show people this guy Stavros is comedian he he's a fat guy fat cute great guy he's on my podcast this week but like uh he used to have it again yeah I thought it was but but he used to take these naked pictures he just like this big fat naked body right he sometimes you see butt never dick and he would just be naked with like one foot in front of the other they were hilarious pictures and Instagram was like nah wow he said come on how rude yeah people wrote blogs about him saying he's like body body uh positive yeah they're funny um you just see a butt cheek you don't

124:50see like his nothing wrong with what he's doing come on Instagram a sad picture with uh ice cream over his over his dog where he dropped one yeah he's funny funny pictures why would that be offensive like we're just scared of nakedness I I had one way to pay off a bag of bets on punch drunk and a bag of bats yeah we just did these we put bets in a hat and so when you have like a oh I think so and so is definitely gonna win you know I think all those definitely would I think the other guys definitely win you're like well let's let's pick out of the Hat so you have to do whatever the bed says what would you have to do wear a diaper for 24 hours no anywhere else or pissing anywhere else except in the diaper one change one change of diaper yeah so I had I had to piss in one and I did it in this in the in the shower and I took a video of it and YouTube was like nope not allowed

125:39wow wasn't even naked wearing a diaper fully wearing hmm I think YouTube is like super weird that's it they're super worried about being able to put ads on things you know and being able to uh keep things it's lame though it should be free I agree but who's got to pay for that infrastructure son yeah you know what I'm saying I guess so can't be showing people that would be what YouTube would be no okay not penetration okay you could be free you're absolutely right opinion absolutely you should be able to show up here show some stuff yeah parents you want to put some blockers on there go ahead do you know the story of uh that guy Vincent Gallo the actor no made a movie called brown bunny oh yeah you got full you got full heads she sucked it in um Chloe GG yeah ever seen your name yeah and she just blew him on camera so she's second wave gentrification when she comes into your

126:40town you know it's about to be you're still in it's cool and hip but the Wall Street people are going to come in soon she's second wave yeah what's first wave artist poor artist who that's they they afford to put up with a crime right and then they bring the coolness factor to the area you know they use the the whoever's living there the indigenous um you know cultures yeah like what they're doing downtown L.A right exactly yeah exactly what is that shirt what does it say oh cold blue Rebels cold blue Rebels you know Danny Lucas sound guy in the mirror yeah that's his van oh no yeah I love Danny it's a it's a zombie zombie uh rockabilly zombie Billy I guess zombie rockabilly yeah it's pretty cool man but I think they're breaking up so what's next R is your fear well so I got this Netflix double special no I'm good um July 18th I'm building my new hour oh I'm

127:39gonna get back in the road and see more places want to see more things um yeah everybody it's going to be a great double special it should be really cool now when you're writing your new like when you're doing it now yeah are you incorporating experiences that you had when you were on this walkabout and are you I'd love to talk about I'd love to walk about first of all are you physically writing them or are you like having these stores that you're trying to work out on stage or I'd do some of that but but my new hour is not going to be that so those will be like side bits um mostly I'm kind of hearing what Rollins said too about how he does it and it's like oh some time to process it you know use it as like references and things instead of like bits about that you know right you know we have like just a tagline about something and not the whole bit about something right right

128:28um so just in terms of like yeah I incorporate it when it comes up when I start thinking about it Bill Burr said it once where it's like with Segura asked him a long time ago like how do you write a new hour like what what's what do you write about he goes I don't know what's on your mind we get so angry what gets you like riled up when you talk about it to your friends yeah whatever that is right about that Burr's kind of an interesting thing going on too because he does that podcast where he rants yeah so he just it's just him ranting so his his like ranting muscle and his ranting endurance it's incredible I try to do that in my intros of my podcast a little bit your intros are great thank you appreciate it really good I really love the one about Tom Segura and the bat and his expensive taste now it's very very funny and that was your first one back too yeah look at

129:15that left going like they're chasing me out of here no your narrations and those things those are some of my favorite parts of your podcast like you're breaking down things and getting excited about things your enthusiasm for these things yeah I tried early on to realize like oh this is where ADS go so I don't want to make it just Addy right but like let's make an actual more content and then if you have to throw an ad in there too fine but like here's gonna be some good times as well yeah and sometimes I don't even have ads I still do 25 minutes yeah why not yeah why not if it's funny if it's not I'll funny and it's also it's a different thing because you're getting a chance to see you sort of unedited just ranting just just thinking about stuff and talking yeah yeah somebody told me one I had one after Anderson lost for the first time it was just part of a podcast about this girl

130:04who cuts herself we'll talk about that but like in the in the beginning it was almost an hour on what Anderson Silva meant to me as a UFC fan wow and how what he lost it was just this weird way to lose and it's I kind of forgot about it now but it was like yeah yeah I don't know it's fun but that went on for like so long yeah well that was something that was a real thing to you it meant something to you and that's why it's interesting he was at my first UFC he fought Chris lieben my very first UFC yeah I saw him become a champion he was like my guy I was at the five and a half four and a half round crazy ending yeah to uh to jail I remember being in a ring with you and Dana and uh and um Superman what's his name he won championships at heavyweight and light heavy weight ready Couture Superman or whatever his name was what do they call him are they called the natural whatever yeah

130:57what the is he talking about you looked at me in a way like I definitely got the wrong name but whatever it is I was trying to figure out a nickname like who had the nickname Superman yeah but we're all just a ring and it was like we're all talking about whatever stuff and then one at a time one of us you could see them like thinking about how that fight ended four rounds plus of dominance by one guy and a last minute triangle out of nowhere to keep this one of the best champions of all time still in power yep it was just so nuts and you see one at a time Randy or somebody I remember Randy doing after someone else did it they would just kind of go off like you see him thinking about something and they were just like shake their head and go Whoa man and you're like oh you're thinking about that fight it was right in the hallway right afterwards yeah God it

131:39was crazy yeah there's a unique feeling that you get when you're recounting like a crazy event where someone knocks somebody out or chokes somebody out like Jesus you gotta look on your face how many times after the ufcs have we've gone to dinner and be like yeah Jesus Christ and I saw uh Berg at that same look after The Comedy Store in the front after uh the baby bird I saw him from far away talking I was like hey are you talking about the baby bird because yeah I could tell I could tell the way you're doing it yeah yeah so that's all I'm working on just building my new hour and then I can get the out of this garbage dump again this garbage dump Los Angeles is that what you're saying yeah Hollywood how dare you how dare you yeah this is uh the place where you've buttered your bread sir no I like it the business end of it makes me a little mad sometimes

132:27but it is yeah I think probably you're a friend and advisor yeah I would say it's time to remove yourself yeah the other side you no longer need to negotiate so it's fun to travel and stuff is what I made you I think you're right 100 listen man you all get along way better when you don't need them yeah everybody will be your friend yeah um yeah but anyway yeah that's all I'm doing working a new out you're gonna do it all about Judaism all about Judaism I think so well that's a good way to alienate the white supremacist yeah yeah yeah you don't even care about the people who hate the Jews yeah sorry sorry guys I've been culturally insensitive you're not even thinking about them whatever you're working on we never found that video of the Evergreen Professor throwing his hands around oh yeah there's one video I'm pretty sure it's in but I need to like double check

133:20and listen to make sure it's the part they're talking okay someone sent it to me and I had it they sent it queued up like right where it is and it's it's so hilarious there's probably you know what it's queued up in a website if you Google Evergreen uh at what is he the president ever getting oh um in Evergreen hand motions are a microaggression Google that hand motions are Michael and they have it there's a website for sure that has an article where they show the video and they have it queued up and when it's queued up you can see the kids laughing when they get the teacher to put his hands behind his back that's them just not knowing well I'll see it but that's them not understanding what they really are looking for they're just looking for part of it feels like haha I made you do it another part says that's a microaggression don't do that it's like

134:08if you believe that then don't laugh at someone for not doing it anymore what they're doing is just enjoying power these kids have taken over the school yeah that's it give me some give me some volume thank you he's apologizing the dude walks up to the president's like put your hands down put yourself with his hands to his side yes dude and they're laughing at them not of their own free will to work and build this country my dad was came after this Gallery Army I'm glad you know that slavery still has repercussions in society today and that is what we're here about she's waiting for an Applause yeah she seems to not know oh There She Goes trying to get off but what does he do about that he's clapping as well he's clapping too he needs uh he needs to seriously stop he's clapping too like you you had a really good point you can't at some point she's saying

135:38something we know that about you know okay that version of that that super liberal left is the feminists you know that version of that there's a there's a version of that which is just the feminist like that version of feminists yeah there's like this version there's versions of masculinists too right there's a felt right I guess is it though I don't know I don't really understand I don't know it seems to me like the alt-right for more more than a lot of what they're doing is having fun yeah it does seem like a troll like some of it's like just straight trolling there's a lot of bitters your top guess I can't believe it it's like can't you believe it well maybe it was a job I mean like my some of it Milo yiannopoulos surely that guy gets him so mad yeah Milo is so like so theatrical so much of what he's doing it seems like he's having dude I love it when they get on

136:32somebody and you just like on them a little bit they get like someone's a God to them all of a sudden Beyonce after lemonade things like that if you on them a little bit you could get people so angry at you it's great it's great it's never been a time like this orange Fair where you get so many morons mad at you I love it I love it um but yeah but so what I've noticed is that of the super liberal okay you know how like American sports fans are kind of dumb how dare you you know I can't even believe I'm hearing more more so than other places we're not very thought out rude political like analysis isn't that smart in the same way our liberal left our feminism is some of the dumbest feminism in the world like other ones are more thought out and more interesting and more like just thoughtful in general dude I think you left America and became a turncoat that's what I'm hearing I'm

137:25hearing a bunch of yeah yeah so what do you think though you should hear people talking they're way smarter than the people we have like like so our people are just Dumber saying this microaggression right what is that that's us that's having too much free time that is you've left behind what's actually wrong and you're jumping on which is a lot there's a lot wrong yeah so like worry about that and calm down micro because you guys it's not like there's better to do so you shouldn't worry about what actually bothers you this shouldn't bother you right you know take that same Venom and put it into something that's actually happening there's this forced okay well like that girl that's circumcision the girl that stood up there and it's like your ancestors were not slaves you weren't brought here mine were you know and slavery has repercussions then everybody starts

138:14clapping and it's like you're you're right but what is the point what are you having a rally for like what are we doing like yeah it's obviously ancestors like when do we get over this ancestor thing like how many generations in do we do we just treat people as individuals what do they want some people got an advantage for sure white people got an advantage for sure okay but it's not it's it's it's more so but it's not a hundred percent of the time so if I came from a from a a divorced household I didn't right you know and my dad wasn't around and my dad be my mom you know that can be a way worse and harder experience than the Cosby Kids right you know right today yeah but so it's like just because you're this it might make the odds harder for you but it's not 100 but there's an Origins thing and one of the origins that every black kid has to face that when they think about it is

139:05that someone down the line was a slave and they're not slaves anymore but that's why people who look like him are here they're all here because someone brought them over here in Chains yeah and they're still interested remnants of that right and there's some there's got to be a weird self-esteem or a self-identity issue attached to knowing that everybody knows that your ancestors were slaves and there's a certain like there's a certain thing that people do when someone has something and someone else wants it you if you have a group of people that's different it's like really easy to almost think of them as not you like that's how they've Justified Wars that's how so many people I buy dehumanizing the other you know and this this thing that has to balance out that I guess is I guess just The Echoes of that it's like we have to get so many generations away from the from people being slaves

140:07and any repercussions of it socially yeah we have to get so far away that it doesn't factor in anymore where we don't care okay that's well expressed for sure yeah I like that that kind of like calm way to explain something rarely gets put out and of course it's screaming it's yelling you know what like you're not teaching anyone anything the biggest problem on the left and the right but the ones that are angry the angry mobs is they never seek to educate they only seek to like punish also grandstand they say you want to make this big because you're in that lady's voice she was going for audience the audience clap two or three times didn't get it it was like I'll keep going she's seen Oprah she knows how to manipulate a crowd she knows how to get those people riled up yeah well listen man that's part of being a person like that's half the reward for saying something that's right

140:53is the love that you get from people when you say that it's right and they recognize it and they go yes so people get addicted to that yes so they constantly do things that they think are at least perceived as being right and they get very vocal with things when they perceive those things are going to get a very big reaction for standing up against them yeah and it becomes this moral High Ground sort of grandstanding peacocking sort of a thing where they just are constantly trying to let everyone even know how uncool it is to do this and how wrong it is to do that like settle the down yeah like a weird a weird thing and then sometimes they'll see something that doesn't quite fit in like they'll they was trying to make you know how they make rape broader and broader and broader oh yeah which is I really does think does a disservice to rape it does to be able to make it seem

141:42like anyway they were saying coercion is rape where if you talk someone into it yes that's right and then a bunch of men was like oh well if that's true then I've been raped a bunch of times and then the super liberal left it's like oh we don't want to make that we don't want to make you be able to be victims so okay that's no longer rape yeah coercion was one uh someone under the influence of alcohol which was very questionable yeah that's a weird one because we all know that there's different states of mind and that a woman who decides to get how to get a couple drinks and then wants to have sex if the man is sober that was a weird one it's supposed to be that you're not supposed to do it because she's under the influence like that was that was the argument there's two black and white so it's like I know a lot of women who are like oh I can't have sex without drinking I have

142:25to drink before I have sex and it's like oh well so then okay it's a split say it's they don't all think the same thing of course so some of them the militant ones want to say you're a rapist now right and some of the other ones like no no women can take control for themselves they can have some drinks and and lubricate themselves if they want to it's also really the only time we're ever asking people to like we're saying like you don't have control right you're not even responsible for what you're doing as opposed to like driving yeah like if you're under the influence and drive like no one says hey it wasn't your fault that you plowed into that School Bus full of kids with your car because you were drunk that used to be the rule you couldn't control it well it still is the rule but I'm saying like it's they'll say that if it comes to sexual intercourse right but they won't

143:08say that it comes to driving like No One's Gonna say you couldn't consent to being behind the wheel you were under the influence is not your fault like you're supposed to know enough like it's supposed to be deeply embedded in your head enough that you don't go into that car and start it even though you're drunk but sex you're like no no yeah you can't handle it yeah you can't handle it you don't know what's going on you ran over somebody while you were drunk driving they're like I'm sorry but officers like you know self-defense I was drunk same right I wouldn't do it on purpose I didn't do it on purpose I was drunk that's why I lost control of the car obviously it's hard to control a car when you're drunk right so that's what happened to me when did it become illegal to drink I don't know I don't know that's a very good question look that up you're not too long 60s my my

143:50parents of my friends and whatnot like they did it or like in the 70s or everyone's done it let's Google it find out but let's take a guess I say 50s 50s 61. that's how late in the 50s I'm gonna go with 69 okay this one this is fun to say that I think I'm wrong though 73 73 that seems so late maybe maybe hmm I feel like I should stick to the 60s the first state that adopted any sort of law was New York in 1910. but um before we off I didn't know that cars that I feel like when I looked this up before Oh really late 20s people were drunk two years into having cars yeah dunk it on your horse that's hilarious tried to remember looking this up I think like if sometime in the 50s or 60s or maybe even as up to like 1980 when mad started that uh the states that weren't adopting it were going to get stopped get funding for federal uh roads in the 80s stuff like that so they had

144:52to adopt all the laws that's like how they forced everyone in dude of course people drink it would be a bunch of people driving have you tried driving yet like dude it's awesome and someone's like have you tried a drunk like no wow I'm for sure gonna do that sounds like a great idea see that's where a horse is superior because a horse isn't going to crash because the horse is sober autopilot yeah yeah I mean it's almost like a farm you can pass that on top of it it's like a superior form of travel in a lot of ways you have a relationship with this animal you know you go up to it hey there Mr Flapjacks or whatever the his name is you pet him you're a good old boy I'm gonna get you some feed and give you put the feedback on he chooses food like what the man that's probably a way better way of getting around as long as you're not allergic to horses yeah that's way worse oh if you're

145:36allergic to horse in the West too you're living here how the is a person allergic to horses this is how weak our Gene pool's gotten folks yeah that's sad I I feel I feel so bad for people that are allergic to animals and people that are allergic to pollen and people that are allergic to no just a wool a lot of people close to me have allergies it's it's so hard to watch because it's annoying like that that there's a thing out there that can do that to them what the is that doesn't even make any sense and it's not it's not the thing self-defense mechanism no it's dumb it's like grass some some kids are super types of grass there's kids that'll um like they have celiacs yeah and my kids are friends with them and you know you have to be real careful that they don't eat anything that has any Wheat I thought you can say you have to be careful they become too much friends with them no

146:27they have they can't eat their vitamin D at home they they have to have very strong soy sauce yeah it's crazy real super strict diets because they have an allergy I've heard about your hand gets all hot and like things happen to you dude allergies are straight like peanuts like if you have that like bro you can smell it two rows behind you in a plane you're Brian Cowan's mom he said on the podcast he was talking about she eats Brazil nuts she gets like terribly ill well once they're gross though they're not that good they're big and they're big they ain't no macadamias are good they're expensive yeah but nobody he's putting Brazil nuts and chocolate the out of here with that big stupid nut that's a big stupid weird taste in there you have to cash you and you eat that piece of you gotta give me half of it now and half of it later yeah like if you have like if you told me

147:19dude you gotta pass on one nut for the rest of your life Brazilians think about it yeah I kind of like walnuts it's an unusual it's a dry flavor yeah they're weird once in a while with some salt on them imagine if there was like sommeliers for nuts oh the same way there are for like wines yeah dude like sat you down and was talking to you about the cashews he was about to serve yeah this is a cashew from the uh Himalayas you could open a whole restaurant called These Nuts Joe I gotta go take pictures of my Netflix double special called double negative July Ari shaffir rocking and rolling yeah I'm very excited that you're gonna have your special yeah it's huge yeah are you Canadians out there Australians who finally get to see something um will you come oh on the day you're gonna release it you're gonna be out of town Jesus what day is it uh July 18th what about the day before that am I

148:13out of town then yeah you're gonna be on vacation okay yeah well we'll work out of time um when I when are you leaving from here yeah that's when you're going back to that dirty stinky yeah stacked up we've got to record one off this and and release it later record one off this off not in the studio let's go up on a hike by your house let's do a hike and we'll do a hike pocket let's do a hike podcast and you can put it out the day up I like it would that work yes okay absolutely beautiful all right that's what it is okay ladies and gentlemen make sure you download Ari shaffir skeptic tank it's one of the best podcasts in the known universe okay and it's one that I never miss it's uh oh yeah there's one you always miss I misread it punch drunk Sports too yeah but yeah but you listen the skeptic thing that's great yeah I'm happy about that I'm not a sports fan so

149:02much so the punch drunk I'll listen to you guys when you talk about fights and I always want to call them and go no no no no no no no no no no no no no I got my bleached yesterday I heard I heard I saw a picture I mean uh Serenity hold up in my butt shakes so how'd that feel weird man I would imagine if you're comfortable with it then it'd be a problem right dude had his finger right out of the rim I kept thinking he was just gonna go forward so he had to touch your while he's bleaching it yeah he had a glove what'd this guy look like can I cast can I guess yeah sure I would guess that he has like um like limp implants and Botox and it's like an oddly shiny forehead and he um he's got a perfect haircut and he's he's very feminine but in a weird sort of a way and he's just uh rubbing and he's a suit on he has white gloves they're white gloves like with the lines in the back

149:55of them like Mickey Mouse has like a Butler's glove well to give you a hint it's Sam tripley who got the person uh so he's an Armenian no he well he was a wearing a mask with a leather um leash around him and a Cod piece um that's better he was looking for a porn star but one couldn't do it so he got this instead that's amazing yeah was the person nice to you yeah it was pretty nice beautiful you can see his mustache through his through his mask and that's it wow yeah well there you have it ladies and gentlemen yeah a lot of content back every ish wake yeah depending if I'm not doing too much travel and stuff but yeah all right I want to get Killer Mike on yeah me too you're out there dude okay well let's go get him in town we'll do have them do both okay or we can do a swap cast put it out wherever you want yeah you know what swap cast is sort of uh Bert

150:54and uh Doug do it like it'll go up on berts and it'll go up on Doug's sort of like we did with the end of the world like everybody put the end of the world up right when we did the end of the world podcast on Election night um everybody got it we just sent a copy of it and everybody just put it up swap cast that's a cool idea yay it's Democratic or something yeah all right folks that's it love you bye bye see ya thank you okay