Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo
Guests: Brendan Schaub, Eddie Bravo
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3 two 1 brenon CH you got to say that he's the greatest of all time now we're talking about talking about Mighty Mouse got to say it yeah we're live oh we're live Mighty Mouse the greatest of all time I agree I text you that too I said you know what I finally agree with you man Mighty Mouse number one in my book now I've seen everybody except Fedor live I would have to seen Fedor live like in his prime to really get a feel I feel like Mighty Mouse is better than all of them the dude's on so many different levels it's like it's like here's the here's everybody here's Next Level and here's Mighty Mouse he's so next level yeah it doesn't matter if you if you come in and you're the best a striker on the planet he's still G to you up he'll still you up standing he'll take you down and submit you anyways you you come in of a worldclass wrestler comes in and he's
the best wrestler in the world Mighty Mouse mouse still going to him up and take him down best Jiu-Jitsu guy you got a guy who's just amazing at Jiu-Jitsu Mighty Mouse still going to you up Wilson Hayes yeah did you hear Wilson Hayes after he went I'd rather get knocked out that was so de demoralizing Brazilian jiujitsu yeah I mean Mighty miles his striking is insane his takedowns are insane his Jiu-Jitsu is insane no weakness his confidence is insane his work eth ethic is his cardio everything the best the best the best of all time have you seen the ratings lowest of all time on Fox he needs to go up I tuned in I love the guy you just pulled out your fat hog and pissed right my corn flakes son of a how crazy is that we need to see we need to see him go up and wait I think that's the answer I know it's obvious Dana doesn't Dana doesn't want that it's obvious but
damn those are come can you imagine him against TJ is really hard it's really hard to sell an opponent against him other than someone going up like or someone or Cody going down Cody's talked about going down he he says he can make it well it's not it's not that uncommon that someone just rules a weight class so much that he goes up in weight they do on boxing you know let's step up down up or down yeah generally you step up let's see if I could take a bigger dude let's you know what I mean like Conor's on that level he's like a up the 45ers but I'm going to come up to 55 and for the challenge BJ did it it's what do you think of this rumor now even texted Dana about this this two UFC 213 rumor have you heard this talking about mat no McGregor and and um and Tyron Woodley yeah I know I saw that 100% what do you think I I think it's bullllshit from what I hear it's
I'm supposed to be utilizing my connection I heard it's I I'm pretty sure I saw arel you should have a rumor section you know rumor part of the show rumors are fun rum that can you imagine rumors from Joe Rogan dude just whole rumor dudee you'd have the best rumor show of all time got some deep rumors I'm pretty sure Ariel shut that down but cyborg I'm pretty sure Cyborg's fighting at UFC 213 and Anaheim she tweeted that out recently like as I was driving there was something recently where she tweeted out that if UFC doesn't get her a fight let her go it doesn't work like that like I love when Fighters do that but it's like okay if you don't fight me soon I'm out here you ain't going nowhere like you contract you have to but and to defend the UFC here which is you know they offered her fights yeah like two and she wasn't ready so they're like dude we tried all right we'll figure
something out but gez and now you want to take off like give us a second here and in her defense apparently I mean there the only way that that like usada would Grant her there it goes July 29th I'm making my first UFC fight in the USA so who do you think she fights she fight J she fights durandy she says she is fighting Durand what's up son and you know what's cool with that ebi is Sunday July 30th and this is you could do both oh godamn dude and there's a big brown Breakdown live in Long Beach that Friday son we're doing an all everybody all girl ebi July 30th oh the UFC requested it the UFC asked us can you do an all girl ebi and I said damn I thought you'd never ask hell yeah cyborg probably jump in that he's not going to get touched she can come in there just smash all your girls all at once she would have to yeah you'd have to get someone Big N just have all of
them jump on her be sick like just King Kong with King Kong movie no it looks dope though it's dope when for a while when you you know you let the 12-year-old boy and your brain out it's fun but for that really stupid be down to see it though but what's his face uh John C Riley's in that movie he's hilarious guy from Step Brothers yes and he's that guy and he's that guy in the movie he's he's comic does he play for your health he plays a dude that crash landed there but does he play the guy from for your health you ever watch that on Tim and Eric uhuh no dude John C Riley is humongous he's so huge but he loved doing the Tim and Eric show you're saying sizewise he huge no as a star as a star and then Tim and Eric is a crazy bizarre obscure comedy show it's nuts it's like key and peel on on acid yeah and there it is I've seen this so he plays he does this
show big ass actor does this show and he plays a character he's a like a News host he's got his name is Dr Dr Steve BR Dr Steve Bru of course I can't believe I I couldn't think of it Dr Steve Bru is look at him dude he's the funniest guy he probably does it for free yes he don't give a he's also W he's one of the funniest guys of all time like that that scene where him and uh him and uh will frell and not in Step Brothers but in tal nights oh God when they're discussing shake and bake I mean come on dud no what about when he tells his when he's uh he takes over and he's his girl and paints his face over his what the you doing he's like I'm moved in man he's like you want to hang out he's like no we're not hanging out how about he calls him up and asks him how to use his stereo he goes why the he goes why the would you want to watch TV while listen to the radio goes cuz I like to
party that movie's classic got like the timing of all time like him and will Ferell together you could just have them all you need is just get a a couple of funny guys to write some like loose format for them and just let them go wild they might be the two funniest pairs ever dude he he was he played so serious in that movie uh Gangs of New York you remember him in Gangs of New York that's right he was a serious dude nasty dude like the cop Daniel must SC out of me in that movie he scared the out of me I felt like it was like he was really the butcher they said he was an on set too I bet he was in character man he's one of those I'm in character guys it's too deep for me that's right he played a bad in that movie yeah that movie gangs in New York is scary it's underrated oh it's so good but it's scary because you imagine like what life was like if you were born into that
environment cuz those are real whether or not that exactly happened with how much I'm I'm sure there's some sort of a dramatic flare that they added to the reality of that but whatever the it was there have been places on Earth that have existed where people hacked each other up with axes and swords like that just when you watch that you realize Jesus that was only like you know a few hundred years ago not that far not that far in the past Indians and I mean with they would uh you know uh retaliate you know cuz white men came and try to take their lands so the Indians were like you we're we're going to we SP out a wagon we're going to you up oh yeah you know what I mean so it just back and forth you had to worry about not just uh bears and but you got to worry about Indians damn if the Indians spot you and they want to you you're done son dude there's a
lot of cannibalism going on too that people don't know about they probably love eating white people yeah especially the Nez purse I this all Steve Rella told me about all this when I was hanging with him in the woods when K and I went hunting with him are there any purse is terrifying are there any stories there must be stories of slaves that escaped and went and head out with Indians you know what I me put on the feathers and stuff like that put the paint on I don't think the Indians would let you in for they would understand no they would understand are you kidding you know the Indians would be like they understand Indians AR evil they understand that those are slaves these guys are running for their lives there had to be some there had to be some they didn't get to the tent listen all sorts of stories about mountain men meeting Indians and falling in love like they didn't fall in
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love seen movies I've seen movies se you think that do you think that really happened you think you think Indians well you know what it would have to be a white guy helping the Indians out and and being on the Indian side understanding that their L being taken three words for you dances with wolv there you go you think that really happened 100% dude I watched it I watched it take place it resonated in my mind it seemed realer than anything I watch on the news dude we them up so bad we we them up so just our diseases we get like the flu you imag perc of the Native Americans like what's up guys hu dead imagine dudes are like dude we're escaping we're going to go find some Indians and live with them and all the Indian women dude imagine you imag touch the women crazier even crazier could you imagine they show big ass dicks they show up with these gigantic dicks you're not in my tent with
that dick yeah that's not there must have been problems sure for sure problems for sure problems I just don't think that if anybody came from like like those Native Americans that were were here back in that day like you know they they were competing with each other you know I mean there was a lot going on there but people like to say that they go dude they were fighting each other so the white people feel better that's true though right dude they were killing each other true we were just helping them imagine if you were there and you had a cold and you just watched everybody die you like you gave them a cold like you came over on a boat you got sick and everybody died 90% of the people died they didn't know though but how crazy is that that we our bodies adapt to bugs and diseases so well maybe they just said that maybe they just slaughtered them all and say dude let's just say
that uh dis let's say say allergies you go guess what we got some bad news the the Navajo Indians are wiped out uh that disease and someone sneezed on them they're allergic to cheese yeah they all died from cheese so up they're they're gone now it's like basically it's who knows what what part of history is real and not is there any Indians in the UFC has there been an Indian can you imagine a Jim Thorp in the UFC some some dude from a reservation comes in and everybody up it' be like Indian versus white guy sh from Street Fighter you never know I don't think so there's got to be some badass Indians out there I'm talking like full blood defitely some badass Indians you remember that one Native American that boss ruttin fought remember that dude he was in uh King of the cage he fought a lot of uh different fights he was like a real good mid-level guy big Native American guy I don't
remember find out boss Ron's last MMA fight he fought an Indian in his last one yeah or was the guy a white guy but claiming w6th Indian I'm trying to as the C I think the guy was Native American I'm pretty sure I don't think you're supposed to say Indian name anymore Ruben V that's right Ruben Hurricane villal that's the last guy he fought that sounds Mexican Reuben doesn't sound very Indian find out what nationality oh Warpath yeah oh God damn he looks Indian he does for sure big dude 64 d a salty record oh 22 wins 28 losses this ain't for you my man's in there banging though doesn't give a a lot of black people say they're part Indian right to get that check right you don't have to be 116th to get that check that do we got an MMA uh Wikipedia there well either way either way he's Indian as at least in my book he is he's a part oh he's full Apache
according to me my book that's so that's one thing that I do know I don't know a whole lot about Native Americans but I know that the the sue people they actually call themselves Lakota and the other Indians would call them the Sue cuz it means so there was like all sorts of crazy infighting look at that hula Lakota fight gets first UFC win okay and that dude looks super Native American the guy on the right or left left the guy looks white as the guy on the left with the totally look at his chin look at look like wrestler from Indiana right he looks like a straight white boy he looks like a got a crazy Apache to me looks like Ben asin's mom IND all right he looks straight out of oh i' I've seen this dude fight it's a tough dude yeah really tough height up he looks native as in those pictures up there yeah you all right you got that dude come on he got a little W indan his
name's David well you know what they look like they look like people from Siberia that's the origination of the Native American they they traced The genome back they did this thing for um when they were uh the Mormons were trying to prove that Jesus came from uh a Native Americans like that silly Mormons the Mormons are trying to prove that the Lost tribe of Israel was the Native American cuz it's in one of their books that's a good that's a good one right there it kind ofes Indians turns out that the Indians but you know in history we we paint them out to be Savages well we're so lucky that there's people that study this so that we know that we could sit here in a room and just talk and Google how the did people get here from Asia know they walked across the bearing straight we know that it's like a fact and then once they did the Gen on the Native American they went yep
these people are from Siberia so those people from Siberia if you ever look up there they're strong features super St people like rouson pikov provodnikov I don't know still fighting he was like pissing black T like you know what I think I'm good he's one of um uh speed of sport guys is he still working with him he's a Freddy guy and he's a Nick kerson guy Nick kerson worked with him he's you know what man he's been in some Wars that's what's up straight up the way that guy fights you can't do that for very long you know there's guys like Floyd Mayweather that can go an entire career and get rocked like maybe three four times like where you got tagged a little and then you got guys like panov that just butt heads with everybody they try to break everybody he had a back to he had like back-to-back fights with Alig Jerry and then with uh homeboy the the black Feller uh the Beast the Desert
Storm Yeah Tim Bradley Tim Bradley Tim Bradley and him had chaos Wars you know Tim Bradley after fight had a stutter for six months his wife was like please stop fighting he was sick for like months nuts Jesus Christ I'm not surprised it was it was a fight of the Year too it was chaos chaos fight it was chaos those fights man I'm so torn because why I'm watching I'm enjoying the out of it me too but part of me is going I know what these guys are doing themselves right here it's it's when you how you almost like you have an extra like bump of information that's too much but it's it it still makes like a an Arturo Gotti Mickey Ward fight even more glorious what's why when they walk in a room you're just like Jesus Christ there they are man like I'll never forget with Jon Jones when he fought gustus finin and I fought mitrione you know he had a war and my coach Tony Jeff
has never been to UFC it's the first UFC he's ever been to and Jon Jones won and he's coming by on a stretcher because he was so beat up man his lips were out to hear both eyes clogged and he's shaking that was when he went straight to the hospital he's shaking Jesus Christ by and I just remember I I just grabbed him and I didn't know what to say I went dude I'm so proud of he champ and he just put a thumbs up I probably couldn't even see me had like Stewie eyes like you can't see and my coach goes holy that's the winner that guy won this something about Jon Jones I think this I got a theory I got an older brother Theory and I feel like dudes who have badass older brothers can take it like Weidman Weidman had an older brother and him and the older brother apparently according to some of his interviews they you know his older brother beat him up and yeah man
makes you tough like Matt Hughes two twins imagine looking at yourself every day just trying to beat up yourself scrapping and it's just a dead even every time just a war Jim Miller brother Dan Miller my brother used to beat my brother used to beat me up but I never uh not beat me up but just like uh sock my shoulder like if I would fart he would sock me full I'd have to sit there and I would take it I would never fight back and I was too much of a like box and there's the the Smith family Liam Smith uh Alo Smith there's four brothers three are world champions Co Miller M Miller they're all just yeah Savages monsters man there's a ton yep the loan Brothers there you go no brothers twins there right too there's a bunch man dude so many Shogun and ninja oh here here's something that rock your world or not rock your world but if Jon Jones wasn't such you know a up
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for lack of better terms he would we're not even having this conversation that Mighty Mouse is the best ever he'd be just going based off his regular schedule now he'd be 13 14 time World Champ if no one beat him and he'd probably be fighting at heavyweight and having that belt too going down his best ever well he still got a chance I mean John Jones is only 30 years old which is crazy because that means he's really about to jump into his prime I say like an athlete's Prime for Combat Sports I feel like it's somewhere around 30 to 32 for heavyweight I see I don't think everyone I think the lighter weight class is it's earlier but look at the welterweights the the Champs are always around that age except for GSP I think he won the title when he was in his late 20s yeah late 20s when is uh Tyron Woodley what 33 yeah yeah that's fair I mean he had a wrestling background Jones
what was how old's Robbie um Jon Jones is uh his suspension comes up in July Do You Hear What Dana White said today I text to yeah they're going to fight it was uh BR okamoto right yeah Oto interviewed Dana White and uh from ESPN and he said that uh DC will fight Jon Jones on if if but if Jon Jones isn't ready by I think it's the July card was yeah July 29th yeah if he's not ready by then then he's gonna fight Jimmy mana and then they'll fight down the road crazy so no warmup for Jon Jones if he does want one then what do you think about that do you think that's smart for JN or do you think John should take a warm-up he should take a warm-up the UFC should give him a warm-up cuz Joe when has it ever worked when a guy take this much time off and just throw him right to the top of the Heap think of Ronda think of CH sonen like there's a lot of guys and people go well Dominic Cruz Dom
M Cruz didn't fight Cody garbrandt TJ jillas Shaw after all that time he fought a mizaki who's a tough guy butaki and then he went right into TJ I say still a warmup but TJ was no TJ was a big gap no I I know but at least he he didn't fight T that first fight back he ain't being TJ right but you know that he got injured after the mitsuaki fight and it was another year plus before he fought again true and he and he might be the outlier here but I'm just saying he's an outlier he's an outlier but but he's not as good in the first fight if you look at him in the TJ fight and then you look at him in the second fight when he fought Uriah Faber he's way better in the Uriah Faber fight he's more lean he's fitter and he's he dealt with a lot of the problems that he has he has serious planter fasciitis yeah have you ever had that nightmare I've had to deal with it and you look at his
style it's it's a like a the fascia in the bottom of your feet tears you can't even like you can't get out of bed to warm up it's a nightmare it's impossible to get rid of Dominic Cruz is all footwork and what happened is after he tore his ACL he took a long time off and his feet just weren't strong enough to keep up with his training y cuz his training is so foot foot movement yeah that's why he got it but back to the point should John get a warm-up you're you're in the the grand scheme of things I I understand we want these big paydays and you want them the big ratings so you toss them DC Jon Jones a huge Raider right but if something happens like Ronda Rousey lost what happens we gave Ronda warm-up so you get paid on that it's huge draw and then she fights huge draw but when you just toss them right to the very top it's a oneand done man it doesn't make sense to me well well
they were worried I guess you know with uh the sale you know you buy something for like4 billion dollar you want to you want to maximize your profits you know it's just the issue comes up with purists which I think all of us are purists right when you consider like when you look at it like at the end of the day I want to see the number one contender fight the champ I ride the fence I I get the business side from what the they want to do and then I get from a pure fighter standpoint I was just about to say but I'm a hypocrite because I was happy when Dan Henderson got that shot against Michael bisbing I'm like that's what we want to see sense or GSB it makes no sense he's fighting bisbing well the problem with the GSP bism fight is it ties up the division and when you have a guy like Robert Whitaker who just ices jock holy sh straight up ice that's the best God
damn he's a killer Whitaker is a killer straight killer great killer who beats him in the top three I I like his chance against anyone now yoel Romero is such a freak such a freak on that son maybe you you you're 100% right that it's a hell of a fight I mean do you see you're Romero and jock Ray I don't even think you all beat jock Ray really you could really give some of that fight to jock Ray like Romero's a split decision but he had that one moment where he spun and hit Jack r with that spinning back Fist and put him on queer B whiter made Jack look like a amateur just hawked them down he even had his back like get the out of here ohj very cool see you I feel like Whitaker's better now than ever and I think he's only 25 or 26 26 26 I think some he's no no older than that he's a young buck and he's coming up strong and he's another one that went from 170 to 185 and improved
tremendously as soon as he stopped cutting that radical amount of weight all of a sudden dude's got vitality and power the Brunson fight the Brun fight was serious that was a big wakeup call to people cuz Brunson was putting it on him well Brunson rushed at him chin first and I was like oh my God how's this going to work out and he covered up his smart compos and and just yuck those Australian shovels man I'm a fan now and I thought he was going to lose that fight and I went oh that's my guy when I'm down I'm down man did you see all the Crocodile Dundee memes no there was a ton of them a ton of them I mean come on man a dude from Australia fights a dude who calls himself the alligator that's that's a great how you think of that crocodile done D son now this is a knife now that's a knife that's a knife yeah man wh is the he's the new hotness and that
division needs some hotness like the new blood I love when there's new Blood Cuz like yeah that's what we need now we need that heavyweight and light heavyweight light heavyweight we're like yeah I guess you know what DC John can you guys just fight each other every other weekend well what did you think about Rumble retirement when I went when I saw here's what happened right they read off the uh submission DC raises his hand you know I I'm going in to interview DC and Rumble and DC are hugging and then DC puts his hand on rumble's shoulders goes you go first you go first that was a bad idea I think no I don't think it was a bad idea man I think it was classy you know D this is what I think about DC at the end of the day Daniel Cormier is a really good man great guy he's a really good man so much hate he's I don't get it man I mean he's competitive and you know in before the
fight he's saying you know it's too bad that Anthony Johnson's in my weight class cuz he'll never be Champion you know he's saying all the that you're going to say but at the end of the day it's true he's he's he's on another level when it comes to his ability to compete another level he's another level you know but and just to critique the fight there DC looked in the worst shape we've seen him I thought if Anthony Johnson can beat him this going to be the time Anthony I didn't know going into it anth Johnson didn't want to fight or being there he had one if if you're even talking about retiring you're with a guy like DC who's going to grind you out it's just not going to work dud Rumble Johnson was about 4 in from a head kick knock out he caught him with the foot in the face if he he CAU him broke his nose if he caught him with his shin if he you know
you see where that kick landed man you feel like godamn Daniel Cormier can take it he can take it cuz he he took that shot right in the chin he went back to his Corner his nose was clearly jacked we're looking at it in between rounds like that looks really broken went out there like it didn't bother him at all see I think that that and that was a good tuneup fight for dc2 not that Anthony Johnson's a tuneup but his game plan was crazy he obviously didn't execute the game plan so I think that was good for DC cuz I think if that DC fights John he's in trouble I wonder what would happened if Rumble connected my question is look at this smack he catches him right with the foot it's almost better he bent down so he get his nose absorbs it h small nose too oh Jesus Christ what a combination but we've never really seen DC with a gut like that well look it obviously wasn't
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affecting him who knows if he's injured he probably was he's always injured he's always doing some he's got he's got a problem with his kn and he's had it he's had it worked on I know he's got stem cells in it he's not 38 looks like that kick fully connected right he just took it he just like but he went down into it which I think he didn't get full momentum like you said with the shin where he in a lot of trouble dude he ducked right still it looked a lot harder than I thought it was but it was it was certainly the foot and the thing about feet is you can knock someone the out with a foot no doubt about it but a foot gives a little bit yeah I was just going to say it gives it gives a little bit but the sh man the sh you know the first time I ever realized like how much of a benefit that was I worked out with Mor Smith and mor Smith was showing me like when Mor
Smith faces a heavy bag it's really interesting like if he throws a roundhouse kick the bag goes straight like he hits it like he's hitting straight on he's like stepping to the side and hitting straight on it's almost like he's hitting it with a front kick in terms of how the bag moves away from him and in the the Taekwondo and karate days everybody went round with these round kicks and it was more like a slap it didn't have the same kind of penetration and when you see like a Mor Smith or a Pedro hio Eddie do you remember when you and I went to we went to Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu way back in the day way back in the day you were purple belt we went to Beverly Hill jiujitsu back day and uh we watched Marco huas kicked the bag oh no no no Pedro jizo it was pedroo was kicking the bag Marco HOAs was too but Pedro jizo I never saw anybody in my life who had leg
kicks that were as scary as Pedro hiso I remember he kicked Rico Rodriguez once when they fought and the thud the SW and you looked at it you went oh you can't take those there's no way no one's taking those you can only take so many of those even Randy Couture was like yeah but he he was on the show he goes look at my leg that's from it's up forever forever it's like a huge dent like someone took a bat he did the same thing to randan he would leave dents in you dude do you remember what do you remember us watching him kick the bag do you remember that I think it was someone else went we went to bever Hills jiujitsu you weren't there no I never been to Beverly Hill I've been there once but it wasn't with well it was that time powerful faulty memory I want to say Let It Go you was you and me man I'll tell you what was weird too with that fight as Anthony
goes I'll move on to something else then his Twitter background changes the Los Angeles Rams and put hashtag L Rams and my so all my friends are texting me and now I judge him for it they're like oh bro he's playing for the Rams I'm like you no he's not playing for the r you no he's not suiting up for the Rams may I don't know if he's being a special teams coach or some like that but he is not touching the field catching footballs I'll tell you that right now no he's got some sort of executive job correct is that what I've been hearing so that's the Rams helmet that's all he had yes okay but does it say anything there what does it say just LA Rams Rumble Squad hash Rams huh well only way he soon up is if he's the mascot if he's a new La Ram mascot would be dope I think I reti thefc for that I'm not playing no you Knuckleheads I'm not playing for the
are you crazy that's hilarious I love it man good for him cuz it's you know this come from a guy who retired early or maybe one too late but for him to be able to do that the balls it takes especially you're talking about he's tip of the spear number two could beat anyone not named DC or Jon Jones he can beat everybody else and he did for him be like I'm good man I'm out it takes a lot of courage and balls man so I congratulate him on that and I love that he just goes out and says it I don't want to hit get hit in the head anymore I don't want to wrestle with dudes anymore way though and I I think people are shocked by that when they hear you know NFL Guy where they don't say it when they're playing but they you find out later like dude I hated playing was the only thing I was good at and I was making tons of money with Anthony Johnson he's always stayed like yeah I
don't really like to train man I like to get out of I like you know it's not my thing I'm just I just happen to have this god-given power I'm really good at it I'm fighting at light heavyweight now getting Fame and money oh another opportunity see you you know there's nothing wrong with that man there's definitely nothing wrong with but people are surprised when they hear profess going yeah I don't really enjoy it man I'm just really good at it you know what man I'll never forget well I I appreciate his honesty cuz I think that's it's it's when when a guy talks about it that way it's important like for everybody like remember when Matt Hughes got beaten by BJ Penn and BJ uh took the title from him and uh I asked him about it in the interview and he said honestly I have to tell you it's a relief like the pressure being a champion is uh you know everybody coming
after you it's it's honestly a relief like balls that that guy has to say that in front of these people that it's means being completely honest it's cool man CU especially as an athlete especially for Anthony Johnson a guy who he identifies as being just a fighter he's Rumble for him to go I'm good man number two in the world see you God dang it's it's inspiring it should be inspiring to people it is I think it's inspiring and it's it's also inspiring if he decides to take a year off and then he goes this desk job I want to kick somebody in the face I just needed a break yeah I need a break man that's entirely I'm just waiting for someone else to get the belt cuz I can't beat DC fools I mean isn't that an issue right the or run out of money you know what I need some money I better fight well we're he was smart with his money we're on the street that's good well maner was smart
with the money yeah that's good but even that guy like people don't you know Anthony Johnson number two in the world has god-given power in his hands you got to realize as as a UFC fighter tip of the spear and it's just where the Sport's at he's not set it's not like oh I'm see you yacht in Miami and I can do whatever I want he's not set he never had a seven fig paint pay day that we know of you know did for one of those title fights what do you think he got paid for those tile fight F would you are you talking about the first one with DC and the second one with DC uh maybe I don't know what he got paid I'm not even speculating on the books he didn't he didn't get seven figures so how many Legends in boxing retired and then later came back cuz they needed money oh Jesus bro crazy well that's remember making millions back in the ' 80s making but I think more than that like R come back
came back he was still Rich yes yeah come back for the money Bernard Hopkins is set Roy Jones might have some issues but he's with HBO Bernard hawkin's with HBO They Do It For the Love of the Game most of those guys are set like Bernard is set you know Bernard still drives an 89 Civic because he doesn't want to go broke um Bernard has a Bentley does he have a Bentley yeah there's a whole story about him driving a Bentley and had some kid Drive the Bentley forarm the kid Dent the wheels God his wheel up yeah well forever had no no no I swear when he was World Champ he had a Civic forever can you Google that yeah you can find that forever cuz he's wored about broke opposite are you sure now where did you get your story from you tell him where did you get your story about the r it was a story about him um that he was doing like uh he was helping out this
kid that was terminally ill and uh how did his roles get brought up well well was the the car the kid he let the kid drive the car and the kid like curbed one of the wheels sounds like fake news where' you get that fake news D got it from the library dude I let I let Call's friend drive my Bentley and he it up I didn't know he he he doesn't drive he just drives a a bike in New York and he goes we're doing this uh we're doing this bit and we're filming it and this cop goes hey man I'm going to tow this car if you don't leave and I go oh we're in the middle of it and he goes dude I'll move it it's right there I'll move it another spot and I go I don't let anyone drive my car very rarely even Valley and I go all right I trust the guy damn near 60 I toss him the keys he comes back all good he goes all good brother cool I walk out there to the right park down the street and
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this guy comes out front of the house he goes dude I don't know who the was driving that car but he hit the out of the curb you know those Bentley wheels are tough to come by I look at and I just like oh I got it fixed but it was a nightmare did you bring it up to him no wow interesting just swallowed it to bring it out on a podcast well no I'm not going to call his name out you know it's been taken care of I just you know if I was younger i' would have flipped out but I was like I S my car went it's just a car it's all right you didn't mean to man life is good good good for you wait did you say you have a Bentley yeah I has a Bentley nice got a Bentley Continental GT super sport that thing is Super Sport dope tastic oh man it's a dope car you never seen it podcast life I thought you had like a before you had a wait a like a beam no a Porsche Porsche
that's right that's right he had a red red 911 you still have it no and you had a M6 before that yeah those m6s are smooth Dam we don't around M6 is good size cuz it's like Park Cruiser but it's still sporty still Grand Turismo style like it's comfortable yeah it's comfortable the Bentley's cool I the best car I've ever had and I'll always be loyal to them is Porsche that was the best car you ever had that little car I love Porsches man I just love the quality the customer service it's just it's different Bentley I had to take to get my rims fixed I took them in I mean they could give two you know what they gave me as a rental mom Volvo and I was like what the is this understated yeah and they're like well got to play a character for a few days I had a Bentley for a month a friend of mine a student of mine uh had a lot of money at a Bentley goes you want to borrow it for a month I'm tell
the whole story like why he couldn't drive it it's kind of hilarious why I couldn't drive it why he couldn't drive it do you remember no he went yeah but do you remember like why he didn't want to drive it anymore because he owned a weed shop and the cops did not like when people were flaunting that they were making a lot of money at weed shops I forgot you're right you're right so he got a Dodge Charger cuz the cops like it when you would drive the car that they drive like he had a whole psychological approach to this he's like I'm going to get a Dodge Charger and put some cool wheels on it because these dudes who he's smart guy man he's very no he was right because he's like you know these guys don't want you driving something they can never afford but if you're driving what they're driving guys like cars it's like oh he's got a nice charger dude I'm telling you
you're not a cop if you were a cop and you had a this is it you got a Dodge Charger it makes sense no it doesn't cops are so cool to me I get pulled over all the time you're big brown they're Fighter the kid fans but no for real man if you I think he was right don't I think when he said it to me I was like that totally makes sense he goes yeah he goes they like he goes a friend of mine's a cop he's like they tell you they like it the best your best chances of them like treating you like one of them Drive what they drive drive a charger I'm not driving a charger you're so such a baby you're so spoiled like I would drive a charger I'll tell you right now SRT charger I would drive a Hellcat Hellcat Chargers ridiculous car I drive that demon Challenger you know that's like $135,000 I think I want it so bad I want it so bad makes dick hard Dodge has come out with
the most Preposterous car in all of mankind it hurts my heart when 850 horsepower it goes 0 to 60 in 2.3 seconds it's called the Dodge Demon they took a Dodge Challenger put this ridiculous hood scoop on it put fender flares on it widened all the wheels and dumped the most insane engine that anybody's ever put in a production car it's so goddamn American it's not even funny it's it's a eagle suck on that Isis yeah it's an eagle getting his dick sucked while he's holding a flag one you know hot dog gun in the other New York Yankees hat with a Statue of Liberty saluting them look at that 88 horsepower 7117 pound feet of torque that is insane there's only a thousand of them you can't get one yeah you can't get one everyone collect but what look at those giant hold on back that up again with the size tires in the rear back it up just a little bit there a little bit further there he goes
okay so they got 40s in the rear yeah that's pretty wide production car mean does that mean at least 100 is that what they're saying production they're call they keep calling it a production car the fastest production carard it means it's not like you know super ex like there's not like 10 of them why do they put little tiny wheels in the front that's not the original that's not the wheels that are coming with the car right I think that's the wheels trying to make him do wheelies I think they put those little tiny wheels in the front because they're trying to make the car do wheelies but I'm assuming cuz it does pull a wheelie it's the production car ever I don't need that I don't need a wheelie in life but I think one of the ways they get it to do a wheelie is they put little skinny tires on it it only comes with one seat it only comes with one seat this is
an insane car this is a car that says you it just said you get the second seat for a dollar oh that's it but if it comes with one that's kind of dope God I want my friends to jump in it's just the biggest you car ever hey you drive I only got one C bro dude one C that way that way you have a good excuse not to bring the wife oh it says it costs less than $100,000 yeah that's what they say so hey it's only be $888,000 but the dealers do the markup cu the demand so you're oh the markup is probably going to be 100% I'd go get one right now if I could and just Cruise the streets on people you know what's hilarious they had this uh they're talking about the Ford Mustang GT 350 the Shelby GT dope car and they're talking about it keeping it around to 2018 and I looked the numbers like the 0 to 60 numbers and they're really great it's like 4.1 with the stick 3.9 with the automatic and I'm you
know they have a 10-speed automatic I'm like what a badass car but then you compare it to that like this is this oh that thing just what do you drive who makes shitty cars baby car no not shitty cars out there you can't really make shitty cars anymore can't get away with anymore there's too many look they're making new cars constantly like that's one of the craziest things about cars they need consistent Innovation every year their 0o to 60 time gets better their G's GeForce get better the mile mile per gallon get better the get better really miles per gallon not really around 30 it's been 30 since I was 12 okay but a Porsche twin turbo gets 30 one of the fastest cars on the planet all wheeel Drive s all cars around not really not really if you don't drive it like Billy B that's a super car that gets 24 miles put pull up 991 911 Turbo miles per gallon I now car should be 200 mil to
the gallon by now it's the same I smell a conspiracy theory coming out everybody start setting us up it's like if you see him getting ready to go for the Twister roll he might give you a little tell you see the setup you know I'm crazy you know I'm crazy you know you know he almost went with it with the Indians you guys believe that oh you believe that uh was there ever Indian in the UFC the Indians would have let in the slaves the Indians would have let in the slaves hey that's that's a key and peel movie right there black Indians they did yeah there's a bunch of there's a book about it hell yeah hell I'm telling you there must have been some you up in the yeah they up letting big dicks in the TP you up no one be the same yeah it'll be different it'll be different now folks yeah your girls are like all right well but I wonder how many I wonder how common that was and I
wonder who what what uh whether it was white people or whether it was you know white Europeans or slaves who bred with were they racist dud I'm telling you they escaped to the Indians what is it where else are they going to go 27 Highway 20 City for a super car oh it's amazing no don't get me wrong look that car might be the best car in the world and if you think about the best all round car hands down 911 Turbo you drive that thing it it drives like a like a regular car it feels great like it's smooth over bumps and it's the the dampening system that they have it's all electon ically controlled it seems to be able to predict what the the ground is like it adjusts to like different bumps in the road like really well the best hey that was 2015 I'm talking about 2018s they're even better that was 2015 son think got better from got better prob a few miles per gallon right yeah
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man but those cars are 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds it's best card on the road I think Drive pound for pound money for it's the best they just look man there's something about Japanese engineering and German engineering that is hard to with I don't with the Japanese they never break # no racist they never break I buy Japanese cars all the time that's like my always yeah like love Lexus cuz it's like you know when you get in that thing every time you press that button it starting out it's going to start every time every time you bought a fancy toy Toyota that's I got a tundra watch your mouth Toyota and drag nothing wrong with Toyota I'm just saying compared to German though no no no just chilling that Tundra baby but here's the thing German the interior on German cars the best yeah well their engineering is so sporty too like the Japanese don't really make a car like a 911 GT3 they
don't really make that they make these track cars that work really fast on the track like like the Nissan GTR but that's like super electronic when you get in that thing spaceship dude that thing is incredible that thing like levels you out like when you go to take turns you actually feel it flatten the body out with electronics it turns like this like you're you you can make a hard turn and there's no body lean it's weird what else and then the acria NSX that the new one's insane that new NSX is insane two hybrid engines in the front wheels first ride weapons grade 911 what does it say there what's the M ground 2029 wow yeah 29 the high Porsche 911 it's my favorite it's a beast car those are super reliable too for the most part so reliable but it's just the engineering has to get better and better every year so they're sharpening this Razor's Edge they're developing these
cars that like like there's there's skid pad numbers that used to be ridiculous like oneg on a skid pad like God it would have to be like a Ferrari F40 or something like that you know now you get that out of a BMW M3 like everything does a g on the skid pad those Corvettes like Grand Sport Corvettes they do ridic you ever see the Viper ACR yes you can just buy a 660 horsepower race car from Viper I'd be if I didn't say I was online last night looking at him last night how about I've done it three nights a week for a month three nights a week for a month it's tough not to pull the trigger I've watched every Viper video they have it's the most American car ever it literally buttfucks the demon cuz it's so ridiculous the demon still looks like a challenger I agree this thing's insane pull up the Viper ACR 2017 pull up in this and people next you like you know what you man how about that how
about what are you doing what are you doing you fast and furious look at the wing on that thing that is an insane car and it's breaking records at every single racetrack all over the world have you heard it too it sounds like a goddamn American amazing see that that one right there is a regular Viper which is still pretty dope but just look for the Viper SRT ACR the SRT ACR is the crazy one that's the one that they they in just built for racing there's buy it oh for sure actually I heard they're having a hard time selling them well makes sense yeah because people are like enough Trump's president and this well you remember when the Vipers first came out is 500 horsepower 500 lbs of torque and there's so many crashes cuz guys just they don't know how to deal with it they go around the corners and just tail they didn't have antiock breakes the old vipers had
nothing I rented an old Viper once beat the out of it I want to buy one just to around La didn't the Viper save Dodge like for a while Dodge was in shambles they were considered like vanilla ice of cars right yeah um that see there it is with the extreme Arrow package that's such a good looking car that extreme Arrow package they literally have a giant race car Wing in the back of it but it's so ferocious looking you need that though I feel like look at you you're so excited I know this is a car that girls will get mad at you if you buy like your wife your wife be like Brandon what the that's like buying like getting big ass bigger tits yeah You' be like what are you trying to do cuz be that thing look at that stop right there in red I usually don't like a red car back that up I love the way that thing looks red that's a that's a badass car thing is so hard that is about as
American as it gets I mean it's so much more badass looking than a Corvette oh way more and a Corvette's pretty badass looking Corvettes don't do it for me1 does but I don't with them you know at the end of the day man it's like we're still little boys yeah well you said you look at him three times a week literally last night I was like God should I just buy one it doesn't make any sense makes no sense look at that thing it's a beast it's such a beast it must be so fun see fun yeah at the end of the day it's fun it's just a different kind of experience that thing gets about three M negative three miles a gallon though well they're really big too here's the other thing about them they have the they're wide and they have this really long Hood it's it's not giant engine yeah it's not like you when you're driving a Porsche one of the weird things about it is it's rear
engine so your front end you get a really good clear view of the road like you remember that NSX that I had Eddie that silver NSX one yeah dude I love that thing to this day I reminisce about that car should have hung on to it again start every time not a problem ever have you had problems like I haven't had a lot of problems I had a Porsche that out on me a buch times what year 911 Turbo um 2002 it did a lot of problems turbos 996 for a long time 996 be balling for a long time you have a Supra 2 in 93 or what the did I no you didn't I no I had a I had a Toyota super turbo in 1994 really yeah are you are you with me no I'm not when you you been killing it for a grip son I'm just F I'm just I just walked in the door years ago you had you had an M6 and I spent every goddamn dime I had to get punched in the face on that thing and it was used very different approach yeah oh
I'm oh I was Hood Rich for a while there that's what I had those that's one of the greatest cards of all time out a silver one they're worth a lot of money now too it's crazy well they they're they're something special man why don't they redo those hey Toyota jump on it I know right come up with a new one I think they are I think they are as a matter of fact but it's just you know there's something nostalgic that Porsches figured out how to capture where they have a look that it looks like a 911 every time these guys do it they have to start from scratch it's like a new car like cuz remember back then it was the Toyo Supra the RX7 those were like the L7 and then there was the mitubishi gt3000 I like that one look at that go back to that black one that's the same car this is the new one holy I take back what I said this one's Doper if they come they
actually come out with this or does this say this says FT1 digital get that 201 is that a real image or is that a a computer created image it's computer is it it's hard to tell they're so good at it now I know you know I mean damn oh it looks like it's real concept god1 but is that a concept is that a oh it's it's all you can change the colors of it and everything weak sauce and color oh godamn colors are gross just give people like two on that how about the fans in the front like the the paint and the color makes no difference well it does with some cars some cars just look goofy certain colors like if you ever see a yellow Ferrari and you're like relax buddy it's just screaming I have a small dick you have a yellow I'm like all right dude I get it you're single you do spray hands all right a black Ferrari you might have like a a crib in Downtown LA where you
have incense burning before people even walk in people down yeah you're people down in like one of those Warehouse Apartments you know those types with like Cur yeah velour curtains and you have a little wine fridge you know your dress well probably a good dude like one of them movies where like the dude is like a a secret scientist and he lives in a loft and he's got like his couch in the middle of the Loft with like a carpet there but everything else is that polish C doesn't have a TV doesn't have time to watch TV TV is for only wine I'm out here reading books and doing Kung Fu and and everything that comes in that door but you get a yellow or green one no sir you're up in the Hollywood Hills you probably got herpes you're just some yeah man you can't have a yellow Ferrari they won't even let you in downtown with a yellow Ferrari bro you got to be more
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Noir you got to be darker and more mysterious CH your window man it's weird yeah there's certain things about certain color cars but then there's like Classics like if a guy has like a 1971 red Porsche oh beautiful car it's a classic color if it's in red it's a classic color but like a brand new red car like it's got to be like that Viper beable has to be certain cars and and you know even uh Porsche cuz when I bought my Porsche is red he goes you know they they they don't make a lot of these cuz a lot of people don't want red they don't want the attention your insurance is higher the cops for you like it's classic they like people are going away from it it is weird red is like a go you look what about those Magnum PI red Ferraris are they Classics now or people bringing those back was it GT 350 340 GT 340 GT is that it is it 3 are they bringing those back they're
Classics now right they should be they're they're worth a lot of money I want I want to buy Roa the DeLorean are they do are they come back they must be back DeLoreans are back yeah Mr Steal Your Girl that's what I'm talking about damn no sock oh slinging dick with an old school cop mustache godamn has those boat shoes on just that fat dick in the front dude powerful Magnum PI doesn't even care if his feet stink he's a sling dick sling dick with stinky shoes dude he was I would drive that right gay he's not gay D super conservative he's super conservative he's the guy that got on Rosie O'Donnell show and she famously sort of uh attacked him for supporting the MRA and connecting him to shootings he's one of the greatest Americans of all time I understand what she was trying to do and I understand her sentiment I met Rosie odonnell and I did her show and I think she's a nice person
I just think that like things like that are ill advised you know and that people got real mad at her man all those NRA people dude if you if you talk anti-second Amendment they come with the force they come after you good you know yeah well if they didn't they would have lost the right a long time ago there's a lot of people that would like to take those rights away boy Tom celic went on there looking like a DI piece talking about guns Tom Cel didn't go on there to talk about guns he went on there to talk about something else just promoting something and she wanted to bring up the NRA and you know he was upset about it but I think if you're talking about uh gun violence like there's a lot there's a lot of factors when it comes to gun violence and you can get really crazy but one of them is that it's all men how about that how about we just ban all men
because all men are responsible for mass shootings it's all men it's never chicks so what do we do we ban all men because without the men the guns don't even work so okay we're not banning all men so should we ban all guns yeah we should definitely ban all guns okay well if we're going to ban all guns how come only a certain percentage of the guns get used in these crimes what about all those other people that are lawful law-abiding Americans who are kind and peaceful and keep Jun guns for personal security or for hunting do we take them away from them and who gets to decide that's where the problem lay the problem doesn't lay in the idea that she's stepping in because she's got this thing in front front of her and she sees it's a problem she wants to talk about the problem the problem is that the problem is multifaceted and it's not just all men the number of these men
that are medicated on pharmaceutical drugs is staggering and then they say correlation does not equal causation so you can't assume that just because someone's on pills that that makes people shoot people but damn it's close it's a tough there's something in there there's something going on there you you psychoactive drugs are responsible for some changes in your beh Behavior that's a fact it's undeniable how much is debatable and how much of these disassociative sort of drugs allow people to just like blank out and go and do wacky different people with different brain chemistry who the knows did did you see the the Facebook killer he actually committed suicide today but he he was going around killing people and doing it live on Facebook and they were saying people were upset at Facebook going what the man you allow him to do this and like yeah we're
going to change some of the rules appar Facebook said that he didn't do that it wasn't he uploaded upload it later and so they're like well you know we'll watch that more but then I saw a cop was like it actually helps us like in if he didn't commit suicide like there's times where there's been other crimes that people do and they air it live or upload it to Facebook or they rob a bank then post like Hood Rich with cash and it actually helps the cops track them down so like I don't know if you should go away with it because they're going to kill regardless now they're just you know they can upload it on YouTube or wherever they might take it down but they're like we shouldn't stop it cuz it's actually helping on a little bit yeah it's a good excuse to go in there and control the internet I mean who knows that sounds like that could easily be a false flag is there any uh well
it's not a false flag there's definitely a dead guy and there's definitely a guy who killed himself I think more often than there being false Flags is is an event happens and people try to take advantage of that event correct and they try to make it easier on themselves especially law enforcement might try to make it easy on themselves and enforce laws especially politicians might take it as an opportunity to push their agenda that their constituents want there's a lot of factors when it comes into dealing with any kind of gun violence but it's a multifaceted issue and you don't take it up with Tom cich okay Magnum Pi is not the reason why they're School shooters don't attack Magnum PI because he has a lawful gun permit and because he joined the NRA Because he believes in the right to keep in be arms the real problem is people that are willing to kill a bunch of other people it's not
the guns it's not that they're men it's not neither one of those two incredibly common factors guns and Men I always think it's weird too whenever there's a a shooter like with this Facebook killer in Ohio everyone's like oh uh mental illness yeah God I don't know if you can just chalk it up to mental illness all the time mental illness it's medicated too by the way sometimes but and then sometimes he's just a there's a lot of bad apples too man he's just a bad dude like when he was on there and why I watched L I went down a weird rabbit hole on Easter but when he was he was on there just talking you know coherently being like you know worked at this job forever people always on me my girl just broke up with me I'm sick of this man I'm going to go around killing people cuz I'm pissed off at the world this yeah well the problem is someone who has that attitude lacks
empathy and the it's not normal so the question is like how does someone get to that stage where they're completely void of empathy that's what scares the out of people what doesn't scare the out of people is that people are willing to kill defend their loved ones or any of that what bothers people is people that don't have any empathy people that want to go the world or you and everything and just hurt people and laugh but would he be that way if he didn't get whatever his co-workers were picking on him who knows like is it a mental illness because he was getting picked on or was is it this this is his backlash to that bullying or his girl breaking up with him because he a small dick and he was fat there's a lot of factors there that could be a part of overall problem he might just be a bad apple man and just was like this the world this world sucks man it's
possible I think we just I my my my whole thing here is I just think we chalk up mental illness too easily I think what you're talking about though is mental illness I mean what I'm saying is that anybody that's willing to kill people like that is mentally ill and you could say like how to define it is it herpes you know is it the flu like what but I think the lack of empathy is in itself a disconnect from the human race and can make you mentally ill like you could classify someone as mentally ill the problem is anybody could be mentally ill if you get born into the wrong situation you get abused you grow up up your brain is all hardwired to you're stressed out all the time and all the people around you are all crazy and you're just your cortisol levels are off the charts we all have the potential to lose our mind all of us do or you know you grew up
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desensitized where you see the struggles of life it's like life doesn't mean you see your friend shot and stuff like that like ah this this sucks man who cares and I think it's super important that we we have empathy for people like that that we understand that that could have easily been us you know people get born into terrible terrible situations Eddie Bravo what are you eating over there bro what you got bro what you got bro what you got bro oh that's one of them peanut butter bars those are delish those are good man they're called um RX bars three egg whites 14 peanuts two dates no BS that's all that's in there those are legit those are good better than that RX bar um I like the peanut butter myself but I like that dark chocolate one you ate too you couldn't handle it well yeah too much for you too much flavor it's a little too much I like it yeah I like up flavors
though I I'm convinced that what one person tastes I don't taste I'm just convinced well I like real bitter stuff like my coffee I like it like super strong like Kent tr's like dude this tastes like cigarette ashes I'm like yeah I like it super like I like real bitter like coffee I like a strong coffee too I like a good a dark roast yeah son that that light roast get the out of you mean I get super bummed out when someone pours me and I see the the coffee going in through me too I'm like this place sucks ass lemonade out of my face that tea out of my goddamn coffee cup exactly sometimes it looks like tea I can tell on the I'm like all right I need to get the out of here you know I got when one of those you know those Nespresso things you have those little capsules I'm a purist man I don't with espresso I I like them you know why cuz you can make espresso like
that you can make espresso like that like you're out there with a spoon and tap tap tapping the top a spoon you make an espresso with espresso is for someone who drives a Tesla like it's that like you know what I'm saying like I like a French press like a goddamn gangster it's dark as I pour it little almond milk I take three espressos from an espresso I don't with the they're bad for the environment too it's great for my stomach I enjoy it why is it bad for the environment the birds yeah it's what the guy the guy who created those CG things and an espresso they can't recycle them and so there's nothing do with him he's like I up I wish I could stop it but he gave the the the formula to someone who ran with it off in espresso they should make it biodegradable right they should and they didn't and now it's people up do you know that they could do that easily with almost everything that we
make with hemp but they just refus to because they wanted cotton business right now they don't have a full whole Eddie just grabbed that microphone he's like we're about to spit knowledge okay you guys done cars you guys got the cars I just saw it I saw it he go did someone say him did someone say cotton business someone said conspiracy and hemp in one sentence he was like I was like I was you know what I was like I was sitting here thinking damn this podcast has so much power you're going to you're going to bring back a a cars you know you're getting me into cars like bring back cars cars never went anywhere they're here man or make it cool for younger people oh dude younger people love cars everybody loves cars if you raise them right okay I thought only rich people liked cars that is one thing that is true cuz I did ignore cars when I was broke I was like that is out of
question see a car like God damn that be cool I just cut that part of my head and then once I started making some money I was like oh loosen up the rins let's see here man time to go back to what I enjoy yeah when I was a kid I had a bunch of muscle cards I had a gang of different kind of muscle cars that's all I drove I me broke people that know everything about sports cars in the latest damn that wasn't you right when I was a kid I knew a lot about muscle cars I didn't know a lot about like Porsches or F those all seemed like way out of range but I know a lot about like 69 Mustangs 1970 barracudas that kind of I know I didn't know about Porsches cuz my stepdad was the best Porsche mechanic in Newport Beach damn step was the as a mechanic he worked in Newport Beach and so he I knew about Porsches through him like I knew what a 911 was when I was 8 years old 928
944 you know I I I was kind of hip to it just because of him um there was this one guy at the strip club they used to show up in a cuz you know there's that 924 those were the cheap ones he would switch it he made it he put a 928 on and he would drive to the strip club and tell girls he had a 928 and get and get and get the girls oh wait a minute he said he had a 944 but you know the 924s are the the low level ones 924s were the low level ones right in the 944 was like you know rich rich you pull up in the 9 9 you getting dudes suck your dick guys 959 I missed that one I didn't know there was a 95 was a dude that I used to work with on news radio who was a cameraman who got a 924 and would race it and he said it was the one of the best cars for racing CU it's really well balanced it didn't have a lot of power but he knew a lot about racing cars he must have yeah he's like they don't have
a lot of power but the thing is around racetracks it's more about handling than it is about power until you get to those like crazy high-end 911 Turbo four-wheel drive that kind of those things are just ridiculous you know the the new 911 Turbo the wheels turn the back wheels turn so when you're going around a corner yeah the back wheels they they they turn and make the corner shorter God damn dude and it they turn the opposite way in parking lots to make it so you can you can pull in the spots easier the best yeah like your turning radius is off the charts ridiculous there the engineering man you guys going to get into helicopters and no man that's too Bill driv a helicopter that helicop helicop money Bill bur on Bill bur FES helicopters oh that's right huh yeah he gets places like he goes from he's got a helicopter p on his house G he did a gig in San Diego and he flew a helicopter uh
out of uh LA and flew it down to San Diego with his with his uh instructor is it a Magnum PI helicopter like the little bubble one or are we talking about like Marine One I don't think you can get a marine one for rental Bill bur might well he makes good money but he's not me in the world right now no Kevin Hart is I'm saying as far as funny wasse he's probably up there it's him or it's it's him or Chappelle or Lou CK there was that's probably the battle but there watch you and I watched him back to back of the comedy store and I was just like not not it's so inspiring but his I was laughing so hard man dude so hard some of his new that I want to say the premise but it's so good I dude I was laughing the premise is I'm like of course man that's brilliant and then I watch you I you know I see you at the store of time so I watch your sets and I was baffled how just I I you know
I'm new to it so I don't how you went from you did three sets I followed along with your three sets how you changed them like on the go well I'm trying to figure out the right way to do it it's good but it's bad cuz sometimes you go the wrong way cuz I I around so much cuz I change my material so much I change the approach I try to change how how I set it up I try to figure out what's the best way to do it and I feel like once I settle in on one way I'll hold in that one way but but I don't even know if that's the right way so I try different and sometimes those ways take me nowhere but that's how you know though right yeah but that's what the store is for you know the store like what I'm doing is trying out when doing a set like once you do a special then the the months after the special it's like like some of your materials shaky you know and it'll
eventually Hammer together but on nights some nights it's perfect and on some nights you don't really have the approach correct it's like you're coming in for a landing like I I saw uh uh Chris Rock get up there and just like riff literally he was just like what and you could tell he just had nothing was just going I it's obviously brilliant still well you've always been you know very few people have seen you live more than me very few people for a few years there I I saw you live pretty much every time you you you you did a show and um you have your bits that are worked out and some that you're working out um but every night you went up and you mixed it totally different like a DJ they were the same bits and you were working on them but um it was a different mix every night you never did in a row that was nothing it was all you just flowing the problem with
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that is when you do two shows and you're on the second show you're like what the did I say have I done this one yet or was it the earlier show you got to write it down right totally the second show just got to be more rigid and every show is a different mix you don't ever do the same twice it's a different mix I don't know if you've changed recently because of all your specials but every show I've never saw the same show twice never same bits but always mixed in always a different segue you it was it was fun for you I I thought that was just definitely that's part of it you want to keep it fresh but you also it's all about trying to figure out what the right way to do it is and you know I got to try like eight wrong ways to get the right way I'll tell you what else was crazy is I'm reading that Jud appti book sick in the head and he uh they came I was going on the same show and
they come in like hey um jud's gonna jump on before I'm like who's Jud like abwn like oh and he walks back you know you don't want to be that dick sucker but we just started talking I didn't know how cool he was going to be I don't know anything about him besides that book in his movies and then I was sitting there and he's like you got a pen man I'm like I don't and we started talking he was super cool and I was just like dude your book and we just got into the book he was the nicest guy ever man he's very very nice he's super down Earth he's talk to people don't realize that like he wrote for rosean bar Tom Arnold like Adam Sandler like he's wrote for a ton of guys which I find is interesting because he's a stand-up comic but he would write for other people that's just cuz he's not a performer so he'd rather just write for them it's like why not do it yourself
well I think he just was real busy I think when you're producing movies and stuff and doing all the that he did I don't think he had the time to go to the clubs and to do stand up right you got to go to the clubs you got to around like like that other night that I'm talking about we we were talking about rather where you see me doing all these different sets everybody does that you know if you see Lou at The Improv you'll see him later that night at the store you know these guys are they're hopping on and they're they're trying to mix stuff up and and doesn't doesn't Louis say that you you to get really good stamp should only be doing that that's what he said the other night we were talking he said he'd only he'd been doing nothing but stand up for the last two years and he was saying you know what you could be good and do other stuff but to really be your best you
have to do only stand up and I'm like I think you're right I think he's right it makes would you be happy doing just stand up though I would always do a podcast I think I mean podcast helps it like I don't think you would have to just get rid of podcasting feel like it helps you with ideas the UFC would definitely I would definitely have to get rid of the UFC and I think that's probably going to happen eventually anyway but the the thing that you get from podcasting is you almost get like an education M cuz I it's a it's a pretty um peripheral education when it terms C certain things that people say to me because I'm listening to say it and it blows me away but I only retain a certain percentage of it unless I listen to the like Lawrence Krauss he's a um theoretical physicist that I had on was trying to explain some theories to me and I was my stupid brain was just not
taking it in and then you know uh I had Dennis McKenna on yesterday who's you know psychedelic Pioneer and he's a what is his his ethnobotanist and he's a professor I he's a insanely smart guy so I I'd have to listen to that two or three times he's explaining to me the um the reason why certain drugs work so well like in particular mus mushrooms and he was explain pulled up like a molecule chart it was explaining to us the difference between the molecules that are connected to psilocybin versus the molecules that make DMT that's really just one thing off oh it's off the charts deep so but I I feel like those kind of conversations they make me they make me smarter yeah you know they make me more aware of yeah which is great for standup it's better for stand up yeah this I'll tell you who's a smart to change lanes here but I had a meeting with Aubrey Marcus you
know I know Aubrey like you as a friend and you know we' done some business together and we're in this meeting and I look down I said what kind of Alpha Brain are you taking he came in a suit was all and just started spitting all like God damn there's a reason why he's at where he's at me he's a smart dude he's very t i me I obiously didn't think he was a stupid human being but he was dropping some knowledge give me whatever you're taking he's very smart and he also he knows a ton especially from this business about nutrient absorption what you like you know certain foods that you can eat where you really only absorb certain amount of nutrients if it's connected to fats and things like he's an expert on that he knows a lot about his mom was a she was like a naturopath or something like that was she yeah something like that yeah but he's he's been pretty knowledgeable about about
that kind of stuff for a long time he's a unique dude there's a lot of you know we're really lucky we know a lot of really unique people you know faux show silence silence pure silence let's talk about more unique you ever see those Kim Jong-un videos of people worshiping him like he's the Beatles have seen those have to did you see the one where they it's almost it's almost too ridiculous like they are chasing him through the streets and soldiers acting like little girls amazing it's un believable they literally have to you put that showc man did you ever see North Korea is fascinating it's very fascinating how that like it it's it's a terrible Place mindboggling North Korea is it's amazing watch those videos of people worshiping him and then you watch there's documentaries of people going in they get inside and they and they're like constantly being guided through
North Korea there people f f yeah wait a minute and most people think look they're so communist they're putting on this is like a yeah they're putting on a show it's obvious that they're they're they're giving them a tour of the city but they're being guided the whole way through they got people on them and they're not allowed to do did you see Shane Smith's thing when he went to North Korea for crazy so most people are thinking man they're so communist or whatever or or uh the the the dictatorship is so strong there that look they won't even let people walk around round freely you know it's like it just seems like is that what the is going on with I don't I don't know I don't know do you think there's a conspiracy in the conspiracy I think maybe is this a double negative this double cross oh he oh they're testing missiles did you see that yeah did you see
is for Real have you seen the parade show the the clip of the parade where they show them like the soldiers marching in a parade and then they're and and then they're bringing out the missile they said ready they'll show that and then they'll cut the Jim Hong Wong or Jim Kim Jong right with generals like there's a clip of like like they're like and they're like kind of watching and they're kind and then they cut back to the parade and it's the same clip and then they go back to Kim J it just I don't know you're not buying it I think well here's what you have let me just before you go any further let me just explain what stockage is they use stock footage when they have stories on these guys and they use it all the time where they don't have footage of the guy currently so they have a story about Kim Jong Lon they start talking about him and then they show stock footage that
stock footage could be him but this piece was North Korea releases video understand that's what it was it was like this is their are trained to move like that though there's no don't it's a communist dictat F they have fake cities and well that's China China has more than China North Korea does too right out the Border they have like to entice the the people of the South come to North uh Korea well they had a probably a bunch of faed ideas idea I think North Korea really needs to be looked into cuz you think it's fake we're about to go to war with him son you think North Korea is fake I'm not saying it's fake I'm just saying I'm not saying that it's fake I'm just saying that Kim Jong could eat he might be part I think they're all buddies I think at the very top the top of Russia the top of the United States the UK they're just putting on a show and he's designated villain when we need to
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distract people from this or that he Kim Jong-un is testing testing missiles did you wow he's testing missil he's he's going to he's going to fire off one of China it's it's very possible that we've changed our foreign policy and that we're getting more aggressive with them and this is their response yes and that they also are very incompetent because they're terrified they're what they are essentially is a military dictatorship they're a terrified population and their their science is shitty they don't have any all this from M media so there has but we're getting this from everywhere you can't always assume that everything for the mainstream media is not true because here's the deal if something does happen that's a real thing that happens the mainstream media is always going to cover it but stop and listen to me here stop and listen to me here because this is important just
because something's in the mainstream media and I know you distrust the mainstream media doesn't mean that it's not true cuz you always have to realize that if something happens say like Mount St Helens blows right la lava flowing down the street bunch of people people die if that's a real natural disaster that we all know happens Fox News is going to cover that CNN's going to cover that everybody's going to cover that fake yeah not everything they cover fake if North Korea does try to launch a missile and it does fail everyone's going to cover that so just because CNN has something on or Fox News has something on it doesn't mean that it's fake oh I for sure I'm totally with you I'm just saying it looks watch those on the show look into North Korea who who's the the king of conspiracy theories Alex Jones Alex Jones do you see him he was like yo I'm play I'm just playing a
character man like that ain't real said that's what I would say kids me too I would do it too but even he was like dude I'm just saying some to get people Mr Jones belongs to a country club Mr Jones is an outstanding Citizen and he is essentially just a really really popular Phil Henry he's an animated he was like I'm just put on performance man I don't believe that he's a performance artist he says I don't believe that he said it like that what did he say word for word b a i don't I'm just playing a character I don't believe that that's what I heard you're working him up I see what you're doing he's working you up man I'm just saying the Savior conspiracy theories was like it's a performance I'm out I'm just saying I'm just saying have fun do a little do heiz he apologize don't be he apologized for pizza gate he like that Ain real no no no they were suing him they were
going after him so if you listen to him he's reading a statement like don't come after me they were going after after him they're trying to shut him down that's what's going on he totally knows that anyways he's he's watching his ass they're coming after him Tower s anyways anyways towel seven Tower tow DC Gates Cat Pizza gate I'm just saying half look into North Korea it's hysterical dude it's hysterical I think I think he's just playing a character looking into but but Eddie this there's like a d here Pentagon to test ability to shoot down North Korean missiles the video is the next video I played just I think this the one found I dare you to look the girl well listen man this is a strange time the fact that here's here's what's strange the fact that these people are actually doing this the fact that you can get people to Goose step down the middle of the street and ride a tank and
salute the king like this shit's all real they don't know any better right exactly find a video where they worship him that's the greatest but but listen this what looking at right here is actually happening this is not CGI so this is either two levels of weird it's either one level of weird where you have this populace that's so entranced by the the military dictatorship that they just act out every day of their lives like this and they can't help themselves or two this is all and these are all actors so they've got 5 million actors waving Korean Flags waving the king and whatever the it is you got people goo stepping dude there's a lot of people there I don't know how many thousand that is but there's a lot of people there they put on shows for people coming in you come in they're going to put a show on for you everywhere you go they're putting on so
there's actors everywhere already this is just a lot of them but they're already understand she deserves academ already acting these people Goose stepping and doing all this thing just the fact that they're able to do that say if this is all fake let's just let's just go deep de let's go deep deep deep deep deep what are the odds that you're going to get that many actors who don't even have top billing to stay in line what are the odds what are the odds that you're going to get them to perform like that and drive tanks and keep their mouth shut and this white boys on it everyone's pitching in on it it's way more likely that these people are under the thumb of a military dictatorship a ton of people right because we've had a fuckload of military dictatorships in history but what we haven't had is a country filled with actors and who's playing these actors who's giving them
that proth crazy yeah who's the goddamn teacher and how do they train all of them they reing is it one big Auditorium is it one episode of Fame live look at them Goose stepping dude this is crazy look how many people there look how they they they turn their tops over whatever they're doing that changes it for to the flag C this looks like a New Year's Eve parade look at these people man they're all marching and tune dude just the fact that they get anybody to do it either either one look look at these people these regular businessmen right there on the side there's a few people that are probably watching I'm just saying it looks fishy propaganda is running rampid it'sa I'm just saying I'm just saying let me ask you this when Mr I'm just saying let me ask you this Mr I'm just saying what is more likely is it more likely that these people are terrified and like many many
many other civilizations in the past I've never seen a civilization like this ever you're right it's never existed but I'm sure it has in China I'm sure it has in Ancient Ancient Japan I'm sure there's been people but we don't know that we don't know that we're talking about we know for sure the we they the Aztec killed 80,000 people after they cut built one of their pyramids I mean they they did it over perod prob legit he's probably legit but we've been lying to so much what are you talking about like what's a lie all these people are actors and they just live there they're all actors they love this but think of how crazy that is wouldn't it be more likely that these poor people are just brainwashed cuz we know people get brainwashed would it be more likely that this is like the craziest when you when you take into consideration all the lies that we've been told the faked Moon
missions all this nothing I mean this is nothing they put together a bunch of people and made a parade they faked the moon mission six times and everybody believes that but there are real events that happen every day that are in the news right this is just too convenient this too much of a distraction Eddie my guess is we're not going to war with them Ed one of the greatest Productions this would be one of the greatest Productions in the history of the human race ifest movie of all greater production greater production moonland bger anything get all these Korean people that's a couple thousand people dude no one 3,000 people they they have to Mo you think someone eventually they these are not the same people that fak the moon Mach leg find find find the people but don't say it's legit these people are these people that are stuck in North Korea people that have escaped
have told horror stories this is It's like a giant cult it's horrible man it's like this is a you know 10 million Cult of the say I'm not saying they're actors I'm just saying there's something fishy about the whole North Korea thing I'm not saying that they're it could be anything I'm just saying I don't know I'm saying it s smells fishy something is not right about what they're telling us about North Korea it I don't know they're just here most here's the real thing that's most up about North Korea is that even if you freed them from this guy they've been under the thumb of a Communist dictatorship for so long they wouldn't know what to do they're institutionalized yes they really are it's like a guy who's been in jail for long get people's heads up man do you know how many people would be so susceptible to some new form of dictatorship man I mean you
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literally have a whole country that's they always do that in these these countries when they they remove a dictator and then there's this power vacuum and a way more horrible person takes their place they're like what the man like they got rid of Gaddafi and now it's just a crazy Isis stronghold yeah Libya apparently man I don't know too much about it but they were saying that it's a failed State yeah it's a wild west they with with North Korea though they can't even they like they he controls their media TV like internet they they can't log on to certain sites some don't even get internet no there's no iPhone like you bring an iPhone like God damn you're from the future they still got flip phones and yeah they're they're living in a really weird country bring a Hamburg they flip out I think I think the globalists like it I think we need villains and they probably help him out
and fund him you know what I mean they like the he's doing they they need a distraction anything happens boom they're testing missiles Boom for two weeks we're going to be all over North Korea a couple months and then it's going to be gone watch North this is like the new Ebola remember there was Ebola Ebola distraction distraction North Korea is perfect to distract that's what that's dist kill you thinka was a distraction think Ebola was a bunch of like really smart doctors stopping some before it got horrible because you got a hemorrhagic virus is escaping froma it people really got it just because a bunch of happens at the same time doesn't mean that one of those things that happens was a design to make sure you don't pay attention to the other thing just because they dropped that mother of all bombs in Afghanistan did you see that killed like three
people killed 90 90 you see the size of that thing well they had 90 it had to go through the ground that bomb what are they saying what's the story they launched the it's the biggest bomb ever created you the mother of all bombs it's the heaviest most powerful bomb ever it's crazy when you watch picture have you seen it Jamie the blast radius is a mile it looks like you're dropping a straight spaceship and it killed at first I like it killed 40 people God damn send one of our crazy Mass Shooters say 40 we meant 90 well my bad 90 look at this yeah you got they got to drop it parachute propellers on it son look I mean it hit and apparently devastated this tunnel system that they were having a hard time getting to cuz they said that Isis has this stronghold out there look at that thing 21,000 there's a video of that from the Afghanistan hit yeah there is video from
the helicopter it's like the military video yeah I was expecting a little more out of it to be honest with you yeah it's um it's hard to tell what's going on because it's black and white why' they paint that charger Orange that no came from America why' they put ra white racing stripes over the top it is a crazy little machine it's a big ass bomb you not buying that Eddie it only killed 90 people it looks like an explosion it looks like an explosion that's a bomb like an exposion that's what bombs do though that's all it is a bomb went off that's what we saw no it's the biggest bomb that ever has been dropped okay in war outside of a nuclear bomb all right well you don't believe that nonclear bomb I don't believe I'm I'm crazy this is how crazy I am I watch this and I think this is I'm trying to figure out what's the angle why are they showing us this that's what
I'm thinking that's how crazy I am I'm so deep you anything I when it becomes to when it comes to military that's blasted on the History Channel or CNN I'm automatically what's their angle I don't buy let me ask you this you have a conversation with Kennedy you need to talk kened dinosaur I'm crazy dinosaurs real or not I don't trust that you don't trust I love that Triceratops cuz everybody loves when the Triceratops fights the Tyrannosaurus Rex everybody's rooting for the Triceratops if you're rooting for the Tyrannosaurus Rex in that epic battle you're a douche bag right you're right so you those like what about Willie Mammoth um I I I would say uh yes of course we have godam it's a elephant you know what I mean it's a you know what Tyrannosaurus Rex is fig they have a new one where they're going to bring it back Tyrannosaurus Rex is a giant kangaroo that's what it is that's my
guess look at it it looks exactly the same it's got a tail hops around on two legs Tyran that's a they found a giant kangaroo and when they figured it out they go dude it's a kangaroo they're like shut the up well listen if it was a giant kangaroo it' be just as impressive you got a 100 foot tall kangaroo can you imagine Terri how about that one Jack kangaroo you SE that one Jack kangaroo that lives in a park somewhere Jack he's on that he's like the Kevin Randleman of kangaroos you ever seen this kangaroo yes I have ridiculous you saw that guy who fought the kangaroo yeah that guy's an what the but here's my thing is like a kangaroo was 100 feet tall it be just as impressive as a lizard 100 feet tall it's all crazy I wonder about Triceratops doesn't it look like just a different kind of rhinoceros like a giant it is okay it is they come why is he like that Diaz body like is he like
this9 209 I'm not surprised look at him I bet that kangaro would us up you think oh my God he's that's vtor Bel for trt Glory look at that look at that Vein on his bicep that's like Mark Coleman in 95 that's a tank you think the three of us could beat him up no man we're going to run we're going to get that samurai sword destroy that thing that's a scary animal it's a big scary animal they K you yeah they can get like 7t tall they're huge Is that real yeah there's certain ones that that's a real kangaroo why are they so jacked well they're really there's two different kinds there's red kangaroos and gray kangaroos I don't know remember which one's the big one I think it's a red kangaroo the red sounds way more gnarly what's the largest Google what's the largest kangaroo young Jamie I think it's a I think it's a 200 lb ripped kangaroo crushes met good Lord good Lord
that a video but so Eddie what do you you don't think that like T-Rexes are real do you really when you when you look when you look into uh when dinosaur bones were first discovered I want to me it says when you look into dot dot dot when you look into the timeline it wasn't just like oh all dinosaurs were discovered there was a timeline there was a lot of there was a lot of fraudulent that was dude saying hey look what I found going that's just a whalebone they like they were getting paid there was a lot of fraud going on in the 1800 unds when they were discovering D what about the of Earth but what was that what about like the the way the Earth is like the layers and you can tell certain time periods from the layers of Stratus aot well if you're talking about carbon dating there's a lot of science that goes back and forth like it ain't or it's real oh it's not this pretty
much universally acknowledge that carbon dating is effective okay well not the stuff that I'm looking into I don't know I'm looking on YouTube now remember I'm getting all my from YouTube stuffing so don't don't take my word for it I know but I think you chase your ta with this but you chase your tail with this man CRA no I'm not I'm having fun it's entertaining you really love it figuring out how we're being bullshitted is very I'm I'm obsessed with it how are they bullshitting us I love that I like I like that Eddie's like he me people like this like he loves like he loves it I think this is how crazy I am I think we're being lied to about everything your kid's going to grow up just super skeptical of everything I'm already telling I'm already telling him don't trust anything you see on TV I'm we don't let him watch we let him watch a little cartoons here here and there a
little bit SpongeBob's corrupt as but we I'm going to raise him not trusting TV you know I don't give a what anybody says you can't you can't say nobody would ever uh disagree with that the TV is not good for kids why don't you have a show on The Alex Jones Channel what what has happened I age there went a total on him I went full Flat Earth on him even he doesn't believe in Flat Earth no no no no most most most conspiracy theorists most conspiracy theorists do not they think Flat Earth is the most tarded thing ever when Joe first brought it up when Joe first brought it up like about a about a year year and a half ago he said dude he was trying to he he was trying to uh basically say how stupid people are he said do you know people still believe the Earth is flat and the Sun is 3,000 Mi away and I remember sitting there thinking they what are they Amish
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or something like how dumb do you have to be to the world videos later how Dum one and then you brought it up again and then you brought it up again you brought it up again like maybe 6 months later and I and I said and I said on your podcast I said that's got to that is so dumb that's got to be some kind of CIA scop it's got to be some kind of take a weird left ter and then I was in class and one of we were talking about conspiracy theories and my my buddy Manny full BL conspiracy Jitsu CL he goes do you ever do you ever my Jiu-Jitsu class he goes we're talking about uh my YouTube class I thought was conspiracy class God you go to school he teaches I teach no I know that I thought he me like Class People how to K theare brother um also so Manny turns me goes dude you ever look into Flat Earth this was like eight months ago or something and I said right when he said that right
when he said that Manny you ever look into astronomy yeah right when he said that Manny did you miss fourth grade right when he said that anybody drop you on your head what are you smoking I lo I can't believe anything that ever comes out of his mouth again that's what I thought I'm like Jesus and I'm like I'm like Manny please don't ever bring that up again you keep that dude cut to dude that's a that's a I sense the turn so another guy comes I'm telling you the story and then and then Ernest comes up to me and goes hey man you ever looking the Flat Earth I said dude Jesus goddamn Christ I go that's the dumb and he goes hey man I got a master's in engineering look into it and I just wanted to go I just went home and I was just gonna looking at what school that was so we could tell people yeah Phoenix online hey man I'm so crazy I I so don't believe anything you want
something else to do yeah I I tried to I tried to debunk it I was trying to debunk it I was Mr debunker there's a Japanese satellite that takes a photo from 22,000 worst pictures come on those Japanese doesn't show that it's FL though even if the pixel pull up those pictures it does not the worst pictures put those Japanese pictures it's from 22,000 miles away I can't believe you believe those pictures I can't when you hadp you remember when you had a flip phone dude and you you had the front facing cameras were always dog always the you know and the back faing one was pretty legit they're all yeah that's how it works man 22,000 Mi away it's a hard to take a good iPhone 7 have you ever seen a picture of like flat I didn't say that I didn't say that crazy thing I'm not saying it's flat I'm just saying damn when you look into it I'm saying we don't know what the we're on wait a
minute Eddie Japanese satellite this Japanese satellite hold on Eddie this Japanese satellite that all these hundreds of scientists worked on for like a DEC fake sh out into the space they take a picture every 10 minutes and you can download it from the website composits so constantly making CGI and some sort of some sort of a computer bank somewhere const like they do it in NASA NASA that's what they do why do you think if they have the technology to make CGI that looks that good why don't they have the technology to shoot a camera into space where's the pictures from NASA how come they don't have any they don't have that space kind of that kind of Technology no they just never did it they also don't give a about proving it's round these Japanese pictures I've seen them put them up they show a real picture show me a real picture listen NASA does not have one of
those satellites fake why do you think that's fake fake as why does it look fake as look like it looks like something you'd see in a movie that's because when they do it in a movie they try to make it look like this which is what looks real if that's real to you man you don't think it's real they faked six moon landing stop saying that because it's irrelevant we're not talking about the same people Eddie that's 1969 we're talking about 2017 so you think there's some gigantic conspiracy involving the Japanese government where they put up a fake picture of the Earth from 22,000 miles up every 10 minutes high high resolution downloadable photo you think it's fake well why wouldn't it be real why isn't it just as likely that the Japanese actually did launch that thing in space why would it be fake propaganda man why would they care that it's not is there a
photo of this Flat Earth no I like I just said again there's there's no there's no photo of of the Flat Earth from space there's no photo of the round earth from space that's true that's not true know those why do you say they're fake though what they look fake they look CGI but you're not an expert in imagery looks fake to me you convince you though when I watch Avatar you need to be an expert to know it's fake when I watch avatarer Avatar is at the movies when you watch some ridiculous kung fu video being a martial arts expert if you were sitting next to someone who told you that their Sensei can't compete in the UFC because they're too deadly wouldn't you get pissed off because you're an actual martial arts expert that's just like you with no Science Background whatsoever talking about these photos I know why think like that why but why indulge that I'm crazy but why not
indulge why not indulge the full realm of possibilities and not cling to the conspiracy every single time no no it's it's uh NASA can get pictures they've been they've been doing CGI composits please answer my question forget forget about stating what NASA does please answer my questions why do you always go towards the conspiracy why do you never consider the possibility may but EDD they're not the same people it's all the same everybody it's a global thing yes all the SP European space agencies lying they're all in on it it's a global thing I think governments are most of them the globalists they're all working together to to control their Earth I told you crazy CRA but what's the advantage that it's not round oh then if if they control you bro with the want with us keep you on a keep you on a there's I don't know man I don't know what it is doesn't make sense why would just control
people sense you could find the sense it's really easy you put them on a ball because again I'm crazy you put them on a ball guess is you're on a ball you're nowhere don't try to go anywhere just stay there and work oh hell no they sat down and said you know what we got to release some fake math that shows that you can demonstrate that the Earth is round we got to release that pies of the Earth from space man what is that we just looked at one Eddie stop saying that fake you don't know that it's fake but you're saying look it's a real problem when you say something but don't say that just stop just stop and think because you're you're communicating to millions of people you're saying something that doesn't make any sense it does sense but you don't know anything about imagery you don't know anything about what you don't know anything about that it looks fake
to me a fake ass picture you don't have come on Edie you're just looking at it with a naked eye it looks real to everybody else in this room I think with a confirmation bias crazy right no I don't think it makes you crazy I'm just having fun with it but you have this direct inclination to always go towards a conspiracy doesn't gives your opinion it's a disservice hey that's that's what you think cool it doesn't have to like you're getting angry about it no I'm not getting angry at all we're just being Stoners here we're being Stoners I'm like I don't believe that I'm not raising my voice what I'm trying to do is Corner your ideas I'm trying to Corner your ideas because you're saying these things to you're very influential you're saying these things to millions of people but I don't think you're thinking correctly I'm telling I know that's why I've stated many times that
you're crazy but here's the when you you when do you think you started losing it h I think I was you know as soon as I found out when I was 11 that everybody wasn't Catholic that was it that's when I started losing my mind I'm like wait a minute I'm like everybody's not Catholic I thought everybody was Catholic there's other religions then how do we know we're right there's a bunch what's a Jew oh there's more Jews than C Catholics how do we know we have the right religion I'm like okay you right there yes that's when they started going crazy that's so funny people that question authority are usually looked at as crazy conspiracy theorist the C CIA coin the term conspiracy theorist you're a smart dude you're not crazy there's a there's a problem in the way you approach these things cuz you approach them all knowing before you even start that they're a conspiracy I'm telling you what I
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think I'm telling you hey dude when you lie so much you got to prove it to me you lie so goddamn much I'm never going to be saying the things that a defense attorney would say I'm saying the thing that the prosecuting attorney say that's what I'm saying but it's not a good it's not a good analogy because it's cour exactly how filled with lies you're allow the government's uh on uh being accused of lying and they've been caught lying so they're they're they're in court the government it's not the government oh whoever whoever just in general scientists it's all government scientists you think scientists you think there's these independent scientists coming it's all government scientists they're all trying to get their grants they're all they got it's they control you don't think you don't think the globalists aren't control haven't controlled science and information since
day one like a new thing their name the globalist flattest they would be like yeah it's flat but they're like no these guys we're globalists no the globalist is what Eddie me if we just spent like a day together I think you're just trying to make funy hey I'm just having fun man I I like finding I don't trust I don't trust coming from the government does that make me crazy the problem A Little Too Deep the problem is this idea of the government the Government consists of a bunch of individual different agencies Eddie do you know they have infighting do you know like the CIA and the FBI go after each other there's no one government there's a lot of personal going on in between of course they do but it's not just personal there's a bunch of different factions that you call the government the idea that it's all like the government can't be trusted I just
say that cuz I'm not going to I mean you want me to pick out some agencies yeah NASA I could pick out some sist I could but just in general in general it's History Science Education energy everything has always been controlled by the government since day one radio has been used as propaganda since the day it was invented you think some independent dude just invented radio and then he started broadcasting like his favorite music and and he what his thoughts no it was the government from day one in radio it was the government in all countries from day one in uh uh TV in the movies it was it was all radio TV and the movies have always been about propaganda always in every country it's nothing new it's old school gangsters our country is the most gangster what does this have to do with the world being no no this is this this is this is how gangster our our uh government is
there's a there was a War on Drugs we started a war on drugs turns out we're bringing it in then there's a war on terrorism turns out we created Al-Qaeda you understand why I'm crazy I'm crazy because of that I'm like you could believe that you want to believe that you just apply this to everything basically anything com from the government anything coming from the government the dinosaurs don't come from the government just there's so much fraud when you look into Asom doesn't come from the government it comes from scientists look into it look into it man but Eddie I have looked into it look for kids look this is you could you could go over these different sections of the earth you can look at the next one that comes 10 minutes later maybe you won't think that one's fake oh wow that one's kind of real it looks all fake it doesn't look fake to me it looks like
what the Earth looks like when you're 22,000 Mi away to you it does not to me NASA by no big deal can we agree to disagree yeah but why think that it does because I don't trust why think that the government does make these fake pictures of the earth don't you think that would be like a RIS speculate you want to speculate I mean I could speculate to hear you speculate uh it's easier to control people when they're on a ball I've been trying to tell people that forever don't like we got to live on a ball I told it to my wife it it be easy to get the kids to listen have just lived on a ball this househ I don't know what to believe I don't know what to believe that doesn't even make any sense why would it be easier to get people to listen if they're on a ball rather than they on a plate because if there's more land people going to want to there's actually more land what do you mean it's
more land who knows if you if you um exactly what are he talking about I don't understand what you're talking about like more land you're saying if the world is flat and the Flat Earth model is true what's the point of it what's the point of so all the math is fake like that the Earth is going 24 hours in a circle is that all fake that it spins thousand miles an hour I don't uh when you look into it gravitation they haven't there's if you look into the experiments if you look into the experiments to prove that the Earth is spinning all of them failed look into it you could just think that we've been indoctrinated in that's not true that's not true okay I'm crazy I get it Eddie Jamie what you say I just I I don't have the science in my head to back it up either but that's not true you can't say things like that that's what Eric dubet says and he's not backing it up where's
the evidence that find the evidence there are 13-year-old kids in high school right now that can show you the evidence with scien how you can't show it to me because I'm not in class right now and I'm not up to date I'm doing JRE work right now okay you're talking about some you don't know you're talking about some you don't know you but you're saying I'm just saying I don't trust it you're saying something that people have been proving for hundreds and hundreds of years look the micholas Michelson morle experiments that that was a Einstein said it himself Einstein said to this day Einstein said it there was no proof that we're moving do you guys just haven't looked into it that's all it is YouTube videos Eddie there's a difference between looking into it and watching YouTube videos so so let's say this okay so what what if it's true okay what if it's true that uh Albert
Einstein said there is no evidence that the Earth is spinning what if he say he said a quote you say that's not true I saw it on YouTube but what if we find out that it is true then what what if they find out Leprechauns are really butt genus what I thought that's what I thought do that mean that's what I said so you're saying oh on YouTube said that look at maybe in 1947 there wasn't much evidence that the Earth was spinning because they didn't understand it yet okay when you're talking about something that happened more than a half a century ago Einstein is look you compare all the people that are alive today whether it's Lawrence Krauss or Stephen Hawkings most famous failed experiment that's the memorial experiment it was on they couldn't recreate it it was in the 1880s I looked this up when I was watching podcast so listen to what he just said no Eddie exactly you keep using
that look at the Michelson warley experiments I did I read up the information on it it's an experiment that was supposed to be able to be recreated it was not able to be recreated so you that evidence is used by Flat Earth supporting people like you just said like go look it up go look it up sence is repeatable you can't repat you not you don't understand what you're say you're saying I'm trying to tell you that that's the evidence you trying to say they say the experiment showed the Earth is not spinning no one can reproduce that experiment that's why it's not real so this thing that you keep repeating is okay and this thing that you keep it but don't no no where did you get this information Jamie where did you get it where' I get what this information where is this coming from this is coming off the internet exactly so you're reading some information I'm reading some information
go to the library it's on Wikipedia slow down there sources here there's a book called The American Journal of science I'm sure that which is bought and paid for well maybe it is it's bought paid for it's part of that here's the thing Eddie why it's like the Washington Post Eddie why would anybody be paying money for people to lie about the world's SP that's a very good question that everybody asks coming in everybody ask coming into the group have a seat geted Ed by one they're getting knocked down Eddie Eddie they're not they're not they're not they're not getting knocked down that's why we just read this thing that you've been citing and you didn't even understand it when we were reading it you read off the internet you read off the internet I read it off the internet too I read it off theet book here I'll we're both reading off the internet we're both getting our information off
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the internet one of them is peer- reviewed journals from scientists from American Journal of science come on that's like uh that's like the economist so you think it's more likely more likely that everyone is in on it and lying than it is one guy doesn't know what the he's talking about he makes a YouTube video and you get convinced and it's attractive to you because it seems like it would be an amazing conspiracy to be ahead of and you get trapped in the rabbit hole and you go down the Flat Earth rabbit hole and you find yourself defending things with experiments you don't even understand which means you hav't really that he pulled up off the internet understand like all over it I know you didn't understand understand it doesn't matter but I understood it and he had explained it to you twice you didn't understand it you were arguing for it no no no no this is the proof now
I understand it there was an experiment to prove that the Earth wasn't moving and then they and then they proved it but it but no they didn't prove it no no no no get no no I get they didn't prove it but that doesn't mean that it's spinning oh Jamie I'm sure you can find some evidence of the earth is spinning Eddie people have known it's spinning forever that's how you that's how the seasons work that's how you see the sun we spin around that's why it makes that's why you can track time zon that's why you can put a piece of stick in the ground you're saying all the the cor as it acts as a sun dial you're you're saying all the Eddie there's a there's a fundamental problem with the way you approach these things not problem the problem is you go into them but it's not that I trust but Eddie you know I don't trust I'm having fun with it don't it doesn't matter it doesn't
matter if it's flat or round it doesn't matter fallback you keep saying that it's a bad fallback because what what we're saying is there are conspiracies the problem is when you think everything is conspiracy you act as a scop guy and you people over that want to look at real conspiracies because the real conspiracy the G of ton that's what I thought too like the Gul of tonin real real like operation Northwoods real things that really happened when you look at those things and people explore them they go oh I don't think they really killed Kennedy are you sure why don't you look at this look at this stuff there's a lot of really crazy evidence when you start thinking that the world is FL the Dinosaurs Aren't real all this nutty that you believe and you just jump into it with the problem is it discredits all these other things that you believe that might
be real mhm cuz the other things have some validity to that you just haven't looked into it that's all Edie I used to say the same talking about the Earth being flat thousands of scientists have look into it you think they're all wrong that's so insane you haven't looked into it I have no you have oh my God how could I not have you don't think I have I'm watching you go down the rabbit hole you don't think I try to pay attention to what the these people are talking about it doesn't work I don't think so Eddie this website's dedicated to debunking it it's dedicated to showing you the science showing you the math you can do how come when you check the internet it's valid but when I'm on the Internet it's not you're not talking about the internet you're talking about a Guys YouTube video no it's not a guys there's a lot of guys there's a lot of people but they're just YouTube videos
the science behind them is not verified by peer review journals the science of the earth Gra that's bought and paid for of course you start talking about flatter Earth you just hav flat I didn't say that I said I don't know if it's flat or round when I see a picture of Earth from space what we're sitting on from space when I see a real picture then we'll have the proof I'm just saying we don't have proof that it's real no we're looking at pictures while we're sitting here okay you you're not even taking into consideration the fact that this is a a monitor that you're looking at this you're not it's you don't even get like the high resolution I mean they might must be gigantic files that they get you would never be able to see them and their actual resolution on a regular monitor in the first place you're talking about a photo of the earth photo of the Earth from 22,000 miles away and
they take one every 10es CI to me only way it might look CGI to you you have to jump in a sh go no I could be wrong it could be real there's too many things could be real but they've been faking them so much they look like all those other fake they look I've seen so many fake ones that NASA admits that they're CGI composits there's so many out there so when you this one like this is the same one F seen so many f composits is different when you take I don't believe it Eddie please when you take one of these photos these what are those called when you do thatan when you do that you know what that is that's a composite you're taking a bunch of photographs and they piece them all together makes one enormous photo when you see these photos from space of the Earth from a closer satellite not the NASA one that Jamie just pulled up which does show a full L full size image of
the earth what you're seeing is they take a photo they take a another photo they piece them all together there's no seams this a compos composite photo There's an actual CGI artist put together fit together it colors everything in Eddie is this CGI question for you is this CGI because it's it was made in a computer and it fits the definition of computer generated image this one could easily I made this I'll show you how I could be no no no I'm just saying but this could be easily a real picture but it is a real picture well like that's not a hard picture picture of Earth from space that's a hard picture where I physically was on the ground in New York City take that with the camera I was using that building would not fit in my lens I wasn't far enough away but that's not what they're saying they're doing they're saying they take strips that's that's what they're they do no no
they're saying I'm going to show you a video of the artist who actually did the latest one they go oh NASA here's the guy who did the latest picture look at tell us what to look at let's watch the video just put NASA artist uh CGI picture of Earth and you're going to hear him talking and he says it is Photoshop it is it is photosh but it has to be photoshopped he says that word for word so a NASA video that's what I was just asking you to I was asking you to clarify that I'm trying to tell you that's what I literally had to do I had to have been farther away to get the photo in one photo of that giant building but that where I in order to get that distance away did you color it in with CGI there were buildings in the way so you're saying put Photoshop I put it in phot he's going through the video going I got got sometimes I put green Shades here and I kind of I'm not an
astronaut I've never been to space so I have to kind of use my imagination to to get they taking black it's the latest picture this the latest picture that NASA releases of Earth here's the latest one look like this that day that's it's a little exaggerated the darks weren't that dark in real life the brights aren't that bright in real life so yes I added color to it I did some Artistry to it but that's that's what that Building looks like oh okay now find the the the CGI Nas artist to see that do you believe anything I believe that I could prove for myself like I believe the science in like a skyscraper why because I see the skyscraper it's standing there that's truth but believe how much have you looked into like the science of space travel how much have you looked into how much work was done to try to put satellites into orbit so you think we went to the moon that's not what I asked
you I said how much did you look into think we went to the moon Eddie answer my question you talk ridiculous you talk in circles you're talking in circles I am ridiculous conversations everything is the government the government the government the government's fake fake pictures I'm just asking a question punch up NASA CGI artist picture of Earth I don't see that up there Ed it's so crazy which one would you like me to click on any of them that one right there the second one right there this one right there Flat Earth flat Earth I mean no just listen to him talk okay stink has 20,000 views well it's going to get more now hey guys Jeff here and today I want to share with you this article that's on are we allowed to play this this is the guy in a scientist are we listening to him or the the guy that made the video you said we're going to listen to a scientist well I it looked like the
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right video I I don't know look but that is the guy that is the artist and he is this is the that's a picture of the video he's talking s talking about how he created the latest picture of Earth for NASA okay so what this they're celebrating C this the gard it's from The Goddard web page so he's doing a recap of something that's written on the Gard web page so go to the GD page find that guy's page Robert Simmon Photoshop there it was and we'll see what he's actually saying this one I think so is that it that guy looks so skeptical picture what do you think is the most interesting Your Role here Goddard how do you help support goddard's Mission my role is to make imagery from Earth scientist Sciences data I turn data into pictures I look for new interesting events that n NASA satellites have seen or that are hidden in the latest data to find anything interesting that shows off
NASA's unique capabilities finding things is the fun part I rely on engineers and scientists to produce the data they're reliable realtime stream of 1.7 terabytes a day holy is incredible terabytes the same as producing 3,000 CDs a day we know where to look for the interesting stuff because each instrument provides a very specialized type of information so if I'm looking for something specific I know where to look for example recently there was a volcanic eruption in the Red Sea the only reliable imagery of this was from NASA satellites we basically confirmed the existence of a new island okay so where's the let's get to some photoshop you got to find the one where he's talking okay but this guy's talking about science here like some of the science has to be real right Eddie like there has to be some sadell it's like Direct TV Direct TV is not fake right um I don't know I don't know but
you could do all that with landline stuff you don't need to go bounce anything from space you could do all that with landline why wouldn't you you could just put it in space and it just broadcasts and you shoot it up there and shoot it back why would you lie about that I mean you there's a a ton of space junk satell satell easy you know who pays for satellites you know who pays for satellites the taxpayer they they get bills we need a new telecommunication satellite we got to throw it up there we need $35 million and they go yeah okay we're going to sign it they get the money it's a tax scam you don't think satellites are real I don't think so oh Jesus Christ I don't think so well what's happening what are those things up there that you can watch from the ground have you ever seen the space station fly overhead you can see it they can time it I have pictures of
it they timed it they told me it was going to be overhead I took a picture of it wasn't a high altitude plane what's the difference why would they do that why would they lie why would they pretend it's a space station instead put a high how high do airplanes go 30,000 ft right no they can go higher commercial airplanes on average about 30, 30 35,000 when you're on the ground you could barely see them when they're at 30,000 ft you barely when you're in 30,000 ft and you look down you would be able to see a goddamn true bus or a plane now those satellites are supposed to be like 100 miles up think about that how you see them cuz they're in space and they're a light they're a very small pin prick of light that moves across the sky you can see them with Optics you want okay but you really haven't looked and you definitely haven't looked with Optics if you look
with like a big spotting scope these people get these telescopes they look up and they know exactly where it's going to be you can actually program it into the telescope there's things that you can download where you can find the coordinates of each each individual Planet the way these really super powerful telescopes use that amateur astronomers like to use you punch in the key numbers and it'll move specifically to a spot in the sky where you can tune into the moon or tune into Saturn or into very specific areas of the cosmos that change all the time because of the fact that the Earth is spinning we're catching all sorts of different all all sorts of different times especially no matter where you are if you're on the equator you're looking at a totally different image you know at One Moment In The Sky than you are the next moment so it can tell you exactly where where
the Space Station's going to be where the moon's going to be where Mars is going to be and they punch these coordinates into these little computers and they all move to this thing you believe you believe the Mar Mars Rover is real man Eddie I don't think I can do this anymore because it's just like I don't see why first of all I don't see where the money I don't see hold on a second I don't see where the money is to have all these hoaxes that you don't see the tax scam with the Rover's L the they get a they just got n NASA got $1 199 billion uh for um Trump gave them 19 billion dollar what tell me so that they can actually make a Rover tell me what tell me what the space shuttle has done for Humanity tell me all that money that was wasted on Space Shuttle then they just trashed it they went up I don't know how many times and then they just trashed it tell me how how those
billions of dollars has helped Humanity tell me well I think scientific innovation is very important to us because in our minds we constantly want newer better better more Innovative technology just a part of being a person in the 21st century everybody wants everybody wants a new computer everybody wants new things and a lot of this new stuff comes from NASA technology it comes from all the science and Innovation That's goes to be a part of list right there but why do you say this when you don't look into it highway safety Howes how we tires how come how come we Eddie but the the massive requirements that you you have on the gear when you're talking about going through space the the insane stress of re-entry they figured out all kinds of crazy the speed in which you land they figured out a bunch of crazy enriched baby food I mean portable cordless vacuums freeze drying
technology all this comes from space there's a shitload of things that they figured out harnessing solar energy there's a lot of innovation that comes from the development of either the space station or the shuttles or a bunch of different things that they've invented and they continue to innovate these things these new satellites they're shooting out into space are way better than the Hubble they keep doing more and more better and better and it's this constant rush to see who can get to the the the furthest point of technology in whatever field they're in whether it's the field of rocketry whether it's the field of satellites there's this massive amount of competition between the top scientists in the world and to think that that's all fake doesn't make any sense because there are some things that are fake so why assume that all this technology is fake when you really could
see the Challenger you saw the Challenger explode in the sky if it's fake no one was there to engineer the that failed who said that was fake well any of it any of it any space travel space shut going up it's a high altitude you the space shuttle goes up and they use work on satellites I you know do with theace station I need to see video of that show me that that's what space walks are usually about J hit it they do there's a lot this the problem there's a lot of these things that you just automatically want they fake six Moon missions dude of course I don't trust coming from NASA if even if that was true those are people in 1969 they're not the same humans those people they're not the same human beings that's just like saying that the people who made the movies in 1969 are the same people that made fast and furious eight it's the people that make the movies they're not the same
people they're totally different humans it's like saying the standup comedians from 1969 were the same as the one 1969 they faked six Moon missions how am I supposed to believe the same people even if that was true those are not the same people and Rich Richard Nixon isn't alive anymore so you just write them all off though Eddie just off that prove to me I don't need to believe it I don't need to believe it it's not how's it going to I don't believe it but if it's true I don't give a sh okay it's true oh that's true okay but you got to prove it to me otherwise the problem isn't that I I don't care the the problem is there's no prove in it and you want to always assume that it's fake you don't have a this empty prove it to me like I'm not assuming either way you're assuming it's fake every time mhm they faked six moon mission but it doesn't matter these are
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not the same people Liv because they're different people they won't they're not going to I don't understand that logic well the logic is just because someone fakes something one point in time before you were alive doesn't mean that those same human beings have managed to download their brains and everybody that ever did that job for the rest of time because they're not the same humans so the people that are scientists that are today the generations later whether it's NASA or these Japanese scientists or the Russians or the Chinese whoever the is putting satellites and Rockets into space they're not the same people from 1969 you can't like look at them it's like in one at one blanket organization I can't I can't blame NASA 1969 van NASA a Warner Von Brun at Nazi I can't blame today's NASA for all the lies from is that you're saying from the early '70s
I'm saying do you believe that the space shuttles were real no I do believe the why just that yeah why because I've saw plenty of video of them like just made sh and that's it everything else no they made the Saturn 5 rockets and they launched them okay so do you went into orbit think people went into orbit or I don't know how high how high people are going I don't know I'm not sure I don't know I know they're going high but I don't know how high so why would you assume that any of it is fake they faked six Moon missions okay you keep saying that no but that's why yeah but we're not talking about the same people Eddie but that but it doesn't matter it's the same organization the problem is turned them into they as soon as you say they but no now let me ask you something let me ask you Brandon do you see that that how I can't trust NASA because even though it
was different people in 1969 to 1973 even though the PE the NASA of today aren't the ones that faked six Moon missions and stole billions of dollars from American taxpayer just because the guys from to somehow they got weeded out and then NASA I don't know that they got weeded out and then NASA became this uh honest agency of the government I don't know that I'm going to assume go I'm going to assume no I think you're the you're it's still part of the same that's what I'm going to I could be wrong I could be wrong but you're go let's say those six missions were all and it was fake you're going off the exception not the general rule so it's like me coming into your Academy and some guys's a dick I'm like all those 10th Planet guys are dicks like you're just lumping all them in the same those that was big though it wasn't like side project n employees this is landing on no I
understand you're saying the same thing you said he's saying that just because dude that was the moonlandings were so gigantic and so Global and the greatest achievement of mankind and they don't even have the records Anymore Joe you know what I'm talking about we're talking about this earlier man you were talking about this early you know all that Moon you know tet dat is missing yeah so you know the on video says he says yeah we don't have it it's missing or maybe it's stolen but even if we did head an ASA even if we did have the tapes we don't have the machines to play them anymore so it really doesn't matter come on man come on man a the dumbest detective on the planet would would be suspicious that just that mission but you can't just lump all oh it's all then the most you want to see something Brendon that'll make you think this is the most suspicious
thing one of the weirdest things about the moon landing is the postflight press conf have you ever seen it no it's really weird it's real weird I mean that would sense they conspiracy hippo conspiracy hippo skeptical hippo go H what the is going on so you guys are open to the fact that maybe they faked it because now you're going you're open to the fact that maybe they f i i maybe they did fake that but you can't just lump and I'm not saying they did the greatest achievement of man at the time there's reason what we got we got new people now come on man that's hilarious how I how how can how can you see how I can't trust from NASA they fake so I should trust them because maybe they they they you know all those bad people have died and they're old and the new NASA they're the good NASA they can't all you're going believe that what's better or believe in a guy
on YouTube that says the world's flat and dinosaurs aren't real what's better lives out his mom's Bas that it's there's a lot of people saying it okay all those guys there's a lot of people in mental institions there's a lot of people in jail a lot of people the trial molesters there's a lot of people R you gave those people videos if you gave every racist person a video camera and put made them a YouTube video you'd be like oh all filled with racist have you watched history of Flat Earth by AIC du have you seen that sure have how how long is it I don't have an hour for that you're asking for a job you got listen what is their side what is their side what is Eric dub I fourth grade my teacher out cool hey you know what you don't care that's fine I'm not going to be mad at you for not caring don't be mad at me for caring though that's sense because you don't
you don't look into what scientist say why you getting mad cuz you don't look into what scientists say you you just automatically dismiss them all corrupt Joe is this fair to say the reason why you care so much about Eddie believing this and you know Eddie going on crazy is because he said he influences a lot of people and find out for yourself look for the truth look into it like uh like you're investigating it look into both sides there's a reason why it's becoming huge there's a reason yeah because people don't really go to school hug learn they don't learn astrophysics they don't study all these things it's hard to learn the the entry barrier is huge if you want to study Physics you want to figure out I don't I can't I can barely pay attention to it I have I listen to these books on tape and I have to go back over them three four times just to understand a paragraph try to
figure out exactly what the they're quantifying they're talking about really intense that thousands of people been working on in conjunction they all feed off of each other's Innovation there's so many people working on these things Eddie the idea that they're all in on some sort of a giant Global lie is insane yeah yeah that's what everyone thinks okay there's no I mean it's there's no winning here no there's no winning history of Flat Earth look into it no definitely not I can't sir why entertainment you watch Game of Thrones that's not real I don't watch Game of Thrones watch Game of Thrones Game of Thrones what do you watch Breaking Bad I don't watch Breaking Bad Better Call Saul nope what do you watch I watch real like First 48 buted you're not talking that a but if he watches Game of Thrones he knows it's fake watch apprach it's fake it's entertaining like it's fake but you
don't I I'm just having fun what do you think is the earth flat around I don't know if it's flat around until we see a picture from space that could be square I don't know what it is it could be round it could be way could be camera fishey fishey lens you guys are fooled by the fishey lens come on man come on there's plenty of pictures without the fishey lens that you could find this fishey lens you guys understand perspective basic ass kindergarten you understand perspective do you know that if that that high if you didn't have a fisheye lens you're looking at this tiny fraction of the surface the reason why lens off they do this from 1946 how do you know that's real because it's a picture I read it on the internet that's why I know it's real I don't know how do you know it's real you I'm going hard on a selfie from like this and would you be open that's real too
Eddie would you be open to talking don't care if you believe that's real I don't care would you be into talking to an actual astrophysicist yes I would love to like what would you do if Neil degrass Tyson was here would you the same arguments I would have some questions but would you listen to him like if if he told you some that actually made sense or would you just think he's a part getting paid off by the round earth Society I I think uh he's um you know there's people that they push to be the the spokes people mhm and there's really brilliant people that are good at talking and they're Educators like him and then they get on television and people love it and so he comes back and then he does a hit show called Cosmos it reenacts the Carl San show and everybody loves it and more people understand science now than ever before cuz he breaks it down it's hard
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Eddie you know it's hard because you didn't go to school for this I'm not mad but look I love you man I love you you know I just don't I'm just trying to I want to I want to be able to talk about Flat Earth and have fun okay but it's not fun for me because I think there's some 16-year-old kids out there that are listen to this and they think you make sense and the problem is what's what's wrong with that who cares about that because those poor what's happening to me what's happening to me am I am I my life is going to wasting time no it's having wait you wasting time dude you come on come on Edie you do a lot of I do waste time you would consider a waste of time if you didn't do it if someone was all in the PO pool and he was obsessed with pool you would say you're wasting your time what are you getting out of it's okay for you they're real they're real okay I hit
those balls they go into the hole it takes skill and concentration and I it it gives me something to occupy my mind it's a game it's a mind game and it's a body game when you're watching a fake video the guy made about you think it's fake nuclear bombs not being real you think it's fake okay that's what you think okay I mean I just feel like all the people that study it at all the universities have come to a conclusion and then one guy makes a YouTube video or 20 guys let's say there's a thousand Santos bonach why would you listen to them versus for Generations after generations of studying the science behind it rep sence to's a lot of rep science right but you just told us about this one test and you pared it out as some sort of a theory that we should look up and when we did it turns out it didn't even work it wasn't repeatable you okay whatever Eddie I love you but I don't
like the way you approach these things sometimes because I think it confuses the out of people like I was when I was young I was super gullible I believed all kinds of stupid and I wasted a ton of time like what especially a successful guys saying certain stuff goddamn UFO people man all those UFO stories I bought in all that have you ever heard of the law of perspective yes I know ex you know that's not real that's not a law what about it it's that's the def they're giving the definition of what perspective is the law perspective is I know it is I'm trying to tell you though real quick there are laws of conservation of energy and and such in physics there are are actual laws that that can be translated without even speaking language there it's math the law of perspective is not one of those what is it tell me it's just it's just a definition of perspective I'm
asking you what the law perspective is what is it CU it's not real maybe May well well maybe May so you're saying there's no uh law of say it's not a law as what is it then defition it's a definition of the word perspective yes that's not a law well the laws of perspective are the hor one of the laws is horp the Horizon will always rise to high level that's to eye level that's not a that's not a la it always happens happens aw but it always happens it's a law if it happens that's not a law that's this is where you don't understand part of the laws of science that's not a law that's a definition okay and what the what is the definition definition of a noun it's a person place thing or idea that's not a law okay that's just the definition all right okay you know you know you know what else is I used to call this double Lotus for years and years and years and it's
not double Lotus it's full Lotus not a law though right but it's not it's not double Lotus either aw it's not double Lotus either what you're saying you're talking about a different word for the same move what he's saying is the rules of perspective is that better the rules of perspective it's not better because okay the definition of perspective same thing whatever you call it you want well when you look up this stuff online I try to type in the law of perspective cuz I want to see what you what you and Eric dubet believe that that is the only thing I ever find with the law of perspective is the word flat Earth with it or maybe there's actually the Urban Dictionary has a has a definition for now let me ask you what does it matter if it's law perspective matters because science but the but the but if the Horizon always Rises to a li level you consider that a uh uh what would you
call it then um gra a thing of perspective don't believe in gravity either that falls at a constant of 9.82 m/s that is a that's a law of gravity power gravity is a theory no no you guys have a theory of what gravity is density but that's another scientific word you guys said that if it's more dense it falls but why does it fall why would it fall lower if it's denser CU it's heavier than why is it heavier do you know what cuz it's dener itum how come gas helium is a gas we're only heavy it's lighter than the oy because lighter it's lighter it's less dense I'll explain it's lighter because we're in the atmosphere of Earth isn't it less dense though if we were in space there is no atmosphere that's why everything floats gases and us we're dense too but we would float in space just like gas if you do Flo if we got into space you're correct if we got out there so believe
that can we not go to space I don't know how far we we can go up I don't know you know the space station you said the space shuttle went into orbit I don't know how far it went up it went up pretty high I don't know where it went I knew it I know it took off saw that and then I see it Landing you see that I don't know where it went you know it went way higher than a plane right Pro for sure are you not confused on what laws and stuff science are though do you not see that okay we'll call it definition of what you what do we call it but that's not what do we call it we'll call it whatever you want in science we call things laws we don't call them definitions in science there are laws because because so what is that that law which is the Horizon always Rises to what is that called most Cas it's in most cases it's math the law so that that math then that formulaic
equation can go to any country and and work I don't need to speak English to the guy in Germany to explain to him what I'm trying to get out of it he can test it with the same things the same variables and get the same thing out of it that's why all these things are laws not definition Cleveland thank you for clearing that for me does that work do you accept that or no the problem is people use this verbose terminology because it makes them appear smarter than they really are tr get point no Eddie and they trying to say it in a fancier way because they really didn't go to school for this so they say a bunch of that's not real like the law of perspective and it's not a law and it belies the real problem they don't have an education in this stuff and they're just talking out of their ass disrespectful disrespectful to the generations of people that have been studying that their whole lives
that one guy can figure out all these different things that dinosaurs aren't real nuclear bombs aren't real the Earth is flat it's ridiculous it's ridiculous satellites aren't real it's ridiculous his one guy is the must be the smartest person in the world that one guy that one guy that you're Pals with you love that stuff that guy's got videos on dinosaurs on the Earth he figured it all my friend now I had him on my podcast you should ask him how much money he makes off the Flat Earth I'd be interested to know that he's writing a lot of books off and a lot of YouTube videos I don't know isn't everybody making money I don't know is isn't NASA making billions well he's not list the bottom line is NASA lied six times about the moon missions I don't believe coming from them that's it but that's the root of it all so don't be mad that's why I that's that's one
different now those because of that the most Preposterous idea available that every photo of the earth is fake and there's no tells you that Nas tells you that they make videos of the composite have special videos find a problem that there's no photos of the Earth being flat not one there's no photos of the Earth being round either there's no there's plenty there's no NASA will tell you NASA will tell you they have a CGI artist how come how do we skip over that I think we can't get any NASA can't even get a picture that doesn't me that doesn't mean that CGI artist was never Pro it always goes back to that for me you didn't see anything in there about the CGI that that article he just said he puts together data and makes photos out of it he puts together data because it has to be interpreted cuz you're talking about 1.7 said Play the video of him talking
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the video you told me to play wasn't that was the wrong one obab a bunch where he's talking terabytes like a thousand gigaby he says it word for word he goes well it is Photoshopped it it is Photoshop it has to be it's it's that's exactly what fake it has to be he's saying photos he didn't say it in that article but he did he did said coming out of his mouth you just got to find the video okay but when you're talking you know Photoshop doesn't mean that they're distorting the IM it also can mean they're connecting a bunch of different images to make but when you watch him talking about how we put together the official picture of Earth from space he's talking about cartoon animation type he's talking about his own imagination well maybe because he's talking about this insane amount of data 1.7 terabytes maybe we don't understand how the that gets interpreted into an image in the first
place I don't even know if it's possible to do it in you know like to have an in perspective like you looking at like a 12in screen or 24in screen whatever the your monitor would be and you're going to take this 1.7 terab image and shrink it down so it fits in there I don't understand that mess with some all I see is the finished product is an admitted CIA CGI composite it's admitted it's not even but all of a sudden the Japanese got real ones the Japanese got real ones but NASA can't figure it out oh come on Edie NASA does have one that's what the problem is keep saying they don't they don't from 1972 they're saying the only real one they have is from I just pulled up is up right now that there's pictures from today that discover one you said that thr some pictures I deleted I'll get it right back okay you guys can believe that that's way cool six times you believe in the space
shuttle but you don't believe in anything else that's where it ends no I believe in the space shuttle goes up and flies around I don't know what it does dinosaurs I don't know here it goes that looks fake as April 16th 2017 anything you guys toss up he's going say f fake them all the time I see the fake ones f it looks it just like the ones that were admitted that were fake let's say that I don't know if it's fake but they look exactly like the ones that were admitted fakes were you they so they're all if they were real was real can I send you to space and like would would you need a a videographer with you to I just want to see something that's real man his ass up there I se a bunch of fake ones and then you show me that one I got that looks like all the CGI ones I I don't believe it let's try to stick this land god damn this is a of a podcast Jesus I worry about you Eddie I
really do you don't need to man I'm better than ever idea great but I worry about you going down these rabbit holes and thought what what what's the big deal who cares if the Earth is round or flat it's entertaining to me I understand that's all why what's the big deal I think you're veryu who cares if yeah if kids start looking into Flat Earth Good Start questioning if you look into it and you and you have proof that it is round instead of going oh some scientist figured it out somebody figured it out somebody figured it out but you figure it out you try to figure it out you know the one thing that all we know that we we don't need scientists to figure out as we know a couple things a compass a compass points to North it doesn't need a battery it we there's just force no no I know let let me explain this is all we know this is all we know it's pointing to the north
there's a it's a magnetic force in the north that's all we know that for sure I don't need a scientist to confirm that I know that there's a force in the north some kind of magnetic force what else do what else don't I need a government scientist confirmation from uh uh the North Star it's right over the north let me finish let me finish let me just finish let me just finish the North Pole the North Star Polaris is directly coincidentally over the North Pole where all the compasses are pointing all the comp compasses are pointing to the North Pole there's this magnetic force in the North Pole and coincidentally the Polaris no I'm just saying the Polaris is directly over the North Pole you know there's been multiple North Stars is Polaris directly above the North Pole you do you know that there's been more than one North Star over the history of their where did you get that
information from from the internet exactly so you don't believe that Eddie I don't know I mean it's Polaris the Northstar Northstar let me read this please CU it explain right now Earth rotation access happens to be pointing almost exactly at Polaris but in the year 3000 BC the North Star was a star called thuban also known as Alpha draconius and in about 13,000 years from now the procession of the rotation axis will mean that the bright star Vega will be the North Star that's according to NASA that's according to every scientist that studies it Eddie from how do you know that because that's why it's still up how do you know every how do you know that you just said some stuff you don't know every S I don't know listen there's no dispute about this I bet I bet Jamie can pull up a hundred different things that'll show you the same thing on the internet but it's not just on the
internet Eddie it's if you get information on the internet but it's not okay if I get information it's an information War that's what it is it's if you get your information there's information on both sides it's okay you it's okay when you guys look at it but now when I look at it Northstar changes overtime University of what is that Michigan it's only okay you does that make sense that doesn't make any that's not Science Why does that not make sense no I said it doesn't make sense that the Internet only works for you and not for me no it works when you when you keep looking at it over and over and over again from all these multiple sources wouldn't you just assume you said over and over and over you you didn't say you said over and over and over and over and then you why you playing games this is like you're playing tic tac toe you're not looking at the truth you're playing
like a little Jiu-Jitsu game and if you want to believe NASA after you know they fake it's all government science all science why you tell me then why does that compass point towards the north I don't know we we know we know it there's a magnetic force in the North in the mag in the North Pole right and we know the Polaris is right over the North Pole and the constellations rot rotate around Polaris Polaris is a fixed star and they all wrot the constellations rotate around that and it's right over the north have you spent going over aromy how much time have you actually spent is that not true no well how explain what did I say wrong you guys you and Eric de Bay repeat that over and over again like the sky doesn't change at night no no I didn't no no what I said I never said that I said you said the stars does the Polaris star stay ahead of the north
over the North Pole yes or no and do the constellations rotate around Polaris no the conations don't rotate no no they spin around when you look at time lapse photography of Polaris you could you could watch time all the constellations go Polaris is the fixed star that's why they you you know you could find your way around just find the North Star it doesn't move explain that and if the Earth is spinning like we know it is what's directly above the Earth would stay the same because the Earth is spinning faster than space is Earth is spinning a th miles hour in a circle even though the is spinning the cosmos changes as well there's a lot of things that change and the sky looks different doesn't change it says right over the North Pole but if you were spinning and you're talking about a small window of time when they're taking these Time Life Time Lapse photographs
they're taking them over a few hours yes do you understand that that if you're looking up over a few hours and you have one light that's directly overhead and the other ones are circulate the one light that's directly overhead over a few hours is not going to move enough to register in the photograph but the ones on the sides are when you're looking at a time lapse you're looking at a time lapse over a few hours if you were looking at a time lapse over months or years you would see that thing spinning too Polaris would still be in the same spot no you'd have the procession of the equinoxes it changes the rotation of the earth the earth act it wobbles on its axis they've been tracking that forever you could watch time lapse photography on your on YouTube are you not listening to time lapse photography is over a few hours Ed yeah and and and over a few hours you can see constellations
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you can see constellation circling around Polaris that's one motion right you you you capture one Motion in that time elapse photography but science is telling us that there's four motions going on there are they're just much slower you're talking about something that you're looking at that's very quick over a very short amount of time year after year decade after decade Polaris is in the same spot not even none of these stars are staying in the same spot you got to find one of Polaris why would I look the specific one that you're looking for find Polaris and find the time the only one that is moving and everything's going around Edie Eddie what are you looking at right there when you see that that time-lapse photo I see spinning right the Earth in the sky is up there is the sky spinning or is the Earth spinning what do you think I think the sky spinning Jesus Christ why
would people be lying about that I think I think I think those lights I think those look at right there there's Polaris right you know why cuz it's in the center Eddie yeah exactly it's always there a 30 second picture no you're talking about something that happens very Qui installations are moving really quick Eddie that's the one that's directly overhead okay if you have a ball and you spit it on your finger like Michael Jordan the outside equator of the ball is going to spin like crazy in this big long wide Loop but the tip of the ball is going to spin in very short tight Circle okay right when you see the Harlem glow trouts you can test it yourself Eddie if you just point a camera in the same spot out of your window for like 3 months straight take a photo maybe even four I'm going to give you an example to test it for yourself to show you that the the
the stars in the sky that you'll see above your head like you've claimed to go out and look out every night will be different throughout the year no no no no no no they will they won't be different they're moving they are rotating they are rotating around Polaris the same spot because they're rotating they are moving okay they are moving but you're always going to see po why would you think that this is a conspiracy why would they lie about the Earth spinning when it's really the the universe spinning are they not Stars they're trying to I don't know what are they I don't know people LEDs people looking down I think they're ledp Grand happy people they're Souls they're the Angels you tell me my grandma's up there flying unicorns bro your grandma's flying unicorns I haven't even told you the craziest oh I haven't even had nothing nothing to do with flat Earth I haven't no crazier
can't tell you crazier than Flat Earth crazier than flatter why save it I don't I I don't want you guys EDD you guys already making fun of me for Flat Earth I'm trying I'm just listen I just don't I just don't trust NASA circle trust you want to hear some crazy you promis okay I'm scared can we end on this yeah let's end okay no I want to end on the crazy I want to end crazy you sure for next time yeah yeah just don't make it drop it now we we'll go drop it cut it know if you drop it now we'll never make it drop it then cut it 6:00 I know I just want to 6:00 yeah 600 unless unless unless you want to hear it now I don't know should it's too crazy it's too crazy let's go do it let's go do it it's too crazy it's crazy let talk we'll talk off here about this it it's so crazy it'll discredit the Flat Earth theory can't hit my mind can't handle Eddie everything is a conspiracy I this
you need a t-shirt that says everything is conspiracy you make is a conspiracy you make Alex Jones look like like Gandhi yeah like like Alex Jones is like Alex Jones like 90% of the conspiracy theor is like well that's all you know but Eddie just's in got to appreciate the Hustle by Eddie Alex Jones is like a blue Bel conspiracy theorist you'd have the wow I can't believe you said that let's end on that let's end on that good night everybody much love blue belts are B much love oh man I didn't I didn't n