Brian Redban

00:09are we live Jesus Christ Jamie you're so you're so quick on the draw you Maniac give Jamie a couple days off and he starts chomping at the bit to hit that go button did you hear that Microsoft made a Ai and they had to delete it after a day became because it became a Hitler loving sex robot mhm what it's somebody found a way to make it do that though like yeah they they found a flaw in the AI that would make it repeat stuff and so a team of people on Twitter like purposely tried to make it racist and all this crap it's pretty funny well it it highlights the problems with an artificial intelligence though like the idea that you've created something that's some sort of a computer that someone can manipulate I mean if it's this easy to to do something that Microsoft created you would have thought that Microsoft being a computer manufacturer and a manufacturer of

01:08operating systems would understand the goddamn internet right it's kind of weird though it's so realistic that that's what kids actually are have to deal with every day on Twitter like a seven-year-old goes on Twitter it's going to see racist it's going to see porn it's going to see all this crazy stuff so it's actually pretty realistic well it is in a way right yeah that I mean there's a real problem with that there's a real problem with like what kids are being exposed to like right away if they go online like and I think they go online as soon as they get a phone right soon as kids get a phone they start talking to each other and they understand that the phone gets online they're online right so they're exposed to everything you get on Facebook and if you're doing that man if you're getting on Twitter like on a daily basis you're going to be exposed to some really nutty and and these

01:57kids like they they're not not being prepared for this they're just being thrown into this it's it's so weird just hearing what my mom's since she's been on the internet recently cuz she got the internet like a year ago just her her language how she talks is different like she's talking about retweeting and hashtags and it's like my mom never used that language before somebody made a post on the Rogen board the other day that was so perfect they were like before the internet I never had any conversations about feminism uh I never argue with anybody about transgender it like all these things that all of a sudden became an issue because of the internet yeah cuz like like where were transgender rights when we were kids it wasn't there was nothing we were allowed to like like run them over with cars I thought you know no you couldn't do that but there was that Renee Richards who is

02:46a high-profile case cuz Renee Richards is that the name Renee Renee the tennis player is that the right name might not be the right name the last name might be off um but there was a tennis player who was a man who was not a very good tennis player I should say not very good as a professional that's it that's it that's the right name um a lot better than me cuz I don't play tennis right so he became a woman and just started dominating like became like a Top Flight tennis player and a lot of people were like holy like what how is how does that work is that is that really a woman like this was like the precursor to the uh the about the chick who used to be a dude for 30 years became a chick for two years and then started fighting female MMA this is a way the female MMA one is a way worse case because you're talking about someone beating the out of somebody with male bones and male mind

03:39and male tendons and all that jazz but Renee Richards was beating a lot of like really good tennis players that were born women and there was a real controversy behind it where people like man I don't know like how what is how do you they should have a transgender league is what they should have they should have transg I mean and transgenders are like well we want to be accepted as a regular person well you are but not in Sports there's a reason why I can't play like and the Olympics is like they're they're they're experiencing social pressure with this this is a big part of it and I think for some sports that don't that that don't have anything to do with explosiveness and and sheer power and then you could say like well Serena Williams is always going to be stronger and faster than a lot of men it's true but Serena one of them is Serena or their sister the the drug testing people

04:35came to their house they locked themselves in a safe room what do you think that is you think that they just got done smoking a joint though they like ah no no I do not Brian I think it's steroids I think it's performance enhancing drugs I have friends that are girls that take testosterone they're Jiu-Jitsu girls and they compete and they travel all over the place and compete and they take testosterone testosterone in the Jiu-Jitsu world this is coming from obviously a person who takes testosterone me Serena Williams locked herself in a Panic Room in drug test mixup there was no mixup she knew what the was going on she's like there's a stalker someone's trying to kill me if that Shick had a tennis racket she could beat the out of anyone in the world you think she's really worried about some dork with a pocket protector comes to her house with a piss cup why can't you just like not answer

05:30the door no you can't they have rules the usada they need to know where you are at all times this is how crazy their rules are Donald Cerrone who obviously fights for the UFC is one of the top Pros in the world right Donald Cerrone gets a call from the usada while he's doing something for the UFC he flew to Vegas for the UFC and they're try we're at your house we're trying to test you he's like well I'm at the UFC like we have to tell us exactly where you are he's like well the UFC knows where I am man I'm I'm here for the UFC like what are you talking about like they they literally he wasn't there competing he was there to watch but they they will tell you you have to tell them where you are in any given day all the time you always have to be able to be reached wow yeah so she knew yeah but you think instead of a Panic Room she could just be like I'm not

06:18going to answer the door I'm just going to be asleep like why she because that confirms that she was scared she locks herself in her Panic Room and she confirms that she really was scared It's a Great Escape it's a great excuse look it might be the case the guy at the door look I might be full of the guy at the door might have been some serial killer looking who also works for the usada he might have been swole he might have been scary looking who the knows I don't know but if I had a guess that chick is so explosive she's so fast and it is a ridiculously competitive sport I mean unbelievably competitive and the money is astronomical you're talking about millions of dollars to be someone like a Serena Williams of course she would take steroids if she could get away with it if she get away with it and she doesn't have a problem with it ethically if she was one of

07:07those people that grew up in the world of competitive sports like she is you they realize man it's a dog eat dog world you know when I had Lance Armstrong on he didn't want to take steroids he didn't want to do all that stuff but he did it because everybody else was doing it and they realized like we got to do this we want to win if you want to win you you got we got to do this they all do it man it works and that's why Sports sucks suck they don't suck yeah cuz you don't know who's on what and who's doing what it's not fair you're just watching yeah but that's part of the fun part of the fun is wondering whether or not a guy's on the juice do you see Ros o' donal's brother caught what he said about the UFC yeah well he's gay Ros Old Donald's brother's gay and this is what he said he said it's like gay porn with a different ending that's hilarious that's what gay people would

07:53say he looks so funny though like when he's saying it it's just it looks like it's fake that's one of those things like this is not real this is the part of the simulation that it's that video is one of the funniest videos it is quite hilarious it looks like a Saturday night Liv SK he can get away with it because he's gay gay people have so much more leeway to say gay stuff you know it's like call everything gay because it's gay to him to him it's gay to him it is like gay porn but do you think do you think there's a huge percentage of people that aren't into the UFC that go I agree man a bunch of guys rolling around yeah so what who cares I wouldn't be upset at that guy I mean I think that guy helped uh the UFC here let's play Let's Play so we can listen to it CU it's so his name is Daniel o Donal naked hot men rolling around on top of one another trying to dominate each

08:48other and just in case you don't know that's gay porn with a different ending okay I want to hear what else he says keep going I won't won't describe the ending for you but as I've gotten older the endings are less important okay so it's got a good delivery the good timing the aggression and the and the violence of what that was did not make me necessarily comfortable but again kind of agnostic then we had a colleague here was brought before the committee and I've enjoyed this week discussion about our rules God he couldn't be gay I know he looks like John Waters the rules I enjoyed our conversation sometimes these processes work so what happened we had a colleague here who was deeply offended by what this was deeply offended thought it was like the Christians in Alliance in Roman times pause this you don't see people why do people think that because they

09:56get deeply offended by something they should be able to change what other people enjoy or they should be able to take freedoms away from people especially when you're talking about something that's been already licensed and regulated by 49 out of 50 states that this guy could say I'm offended and that I feel like this is like the Christians in Alliance guess what dummy first of all there's two problems with that the Christians didn't have a choice and the Lions didn't have a choice and it was to the death and they didn't train for it and it wasn't like a huge dream of theirs and it couldn't be a hugely profitable career where you can make Ronda Rousey Conor McGregor type money and Nate Diaz money now too our friend Nate Diaz is rolling in cash now rolling balling out of control if I was he he might not he might not fight again he might beat Conor's ass again if they

10:44fight and then like take two years off he's making millions of dollar or not beat Conor's ass who knows right I mean Conor can win just slap him the way Nate I just I just had a feeling going into that fight I was like this is a big difference there's a big difference to way Nate Diaz strikes and anybody else that Conor's fought like Nate is real slick with his hands he's real good at shoulder rolling he's got a nasty jab he drops his hands and sneaks stuff in on you he knows how to like throw punches too with like minimal uh minimal windup he knows how to pop you and those ding you man they he dings guys on the chin like what he did with Michael Johnson I was like oo this is a tough fight and he's a tough out the only gu's ever stopped him is Josh Thompson head kicked him and when Josh Thompson head kicked him like he still didn't go out he got rocked but he's tough man

11:37I was like oo and if it goes to the ground oh that's the wrong guy Nate Diaz is the wrong guy to go to the ground with he's a lit black belt a really high level black belt and I knew Connor had gotten submitted by Joe Duffy When anybody can get submitted if you get caught but he got submitted by that Joe Duffy guy just a few years ago and Joe Duffy is a very talented fighter no doubt about it but Nate wouldn't have got submitted by that same guy I highly highly highly doubt it I mean dos sanos like that that level like there's like a few guys where you're like oo if you submit that guy like he's only been submitted in the UFC Doos once and that's cuz he had a broken jaw and Klay Guido submitted him because Klay was on top of him squeezing his neck and his jaw was smashed and he realized he was really and so he tapped but like a guy like Conor if you've been tapped before by Joe Duffy

12:28just a couple years ago with an arm triangle you got caught like that like you got a lot lot to learn and I don't know if you've learned it all in time like you got to be obsessed with ju-jitsu you got to be in there every day training and I didn't think he did I didn't think he was that I thought it was more of you know like movement and striking and all that stuff and I know he was doing some Jiu-Jitsu but it's not like the primary focus so I felt like wof that's a big deep end jump he might knock him out I mean Connor could knock out anybody but he didn't you know so now that he didn't and now that Nate knows he didn't and now they're going to go into the second fight and Nate's going to have a full training camp ooh good luck what's the benefit of this second fight for Conor just uh Cash Money Baby through the roof Cash Money outside of that is there any

13:14good he could always go down to 145 again he's still the champion at 145 but the amount of money a Nate Diaz Conor McGregor makes Conor McGregor rematch makes is going to be off the charts Nate Diaz is a superstar and people didn't realize it until like the Michael Johnson fight people realized it when he was calling out Connor in the in the octagon and everybody was cheering and also like the ratings like when Nate Diaz he's a you know there was a big thing where Dana White had said that he's not a needle mover you know he's when they were in the middle of contract negotiations he couldn't be further from the truth he's a big needle I I love Dana but that's that's just contract negotiation talk like Nate Diaz is a f maybe he didn't know I it's possible he didn't know but I know because the Diaz brothers as far as like my friends that are like casual MMA fans the Diaz

14:04brothers are huge they're huge those guys are giant stars and after Nick like pretended to sleep with Anderson Silva and like they're they talk mad they know they actually can fight they fight very good I mean they're excellent worldclass Fighters and they talk mad and they smoke a lot of weed and they mostly eat vegan like I think Nick might be all vegan and I think dick still eats like fish but I know Nate eats fish and I think they eat eggs too they eat like tortillas and stuff that's made with eggs and they but they're interesting guys man they're they're they're legit Fascinating People so like there's money my point is that guy's out of his mind this isn't a Christian versus the Lions this is a huge sport that guy these guys are giant Stars they're making boatloads of cash Ronda Rousey was on the goddamn cover Sports Illustrated with one of those paint things on paint

15:00titties how how's that okay how's that okay can I paint my like can I if I paint my and I go out there is that all right or is it you make it look like an elephant or a chicken or well there's a there's a there's a line there right it's like a woman's nipples you cannot show a woman's nipples on the cover of a magazine well how come you can show them painted on like why do we decide that painted on is okay like what you're looking at right there is a naked Ronda Rousey with a fake swimsuit on that's so cool so like her vagina I'm assuming like most girls you could see some of it from the front right can we spit can we zoom in on the vagina just not do that Brian let's be respectful here for her sake and for Travis Brown's sake because if he finds you he'll kill you so that oh it's a cool thing though that's like a cat she they had like a cat design I

15:47didn't notice that that's good because at the bottom could be a hairy chin yeah see they thought about that in advance she had to probably tuck in some lip I'm guessing maybe not man maybe she's one of those tidy girls I don't know is that rude is it rude to say but my point is um R knows I love her my point is I can do that with my oh my God that's so cool you know what I'm saying like I could wear like I could get a fullon heart on and put Lyra on put like spandex on and put it online and people would say I was offensive right but it would be okay like that was the what the game did do you remember that Jamie you're a rap fan yeah I remember that he had an Instagram post yeah he put Instagram he's a he's got a hog like a police flashlight he took a picture of him standing there with a boner oh they won't even show it in this yeah some of them there there's one that

16:44shows it he got in trouble Jesus stop doing it well he's holding on to it one he's warming it up and then number two he's just showing it there I mean to be honest even as a guy that's scary he's a large person too he's a large human so that's like but he can't fight there's a video of him beating some guy up and I'm like oh dude we need to work on some stuff with you we need to work on your Technique I mean he can fight but he can't he doesn't know like how he doesn't know actual techniques like Cat Williams fight he's not as good as Cat Williams cat defended the choke if you notice when they went to the ground cat never got strangled he held on he had two on one it's what you're supposed to do and the way he threw that left hand I got to say there was zero power behind it it probably wouldn't knock out my seven-year-old but there was no fat in his technique like he didn't wind up he

17:40just Uncorked it from here and it was a straight punch he Uncorked a very short straight left hand with a ring on too which is like a deadly weapon when you see the extended version of the video it definitely seems like he was threatened it seemed like that kid was up in his face he followed him for whatever reason well that's unfortunate and the kid apparently said Cat Williams is funnier you know whatever why why you know why do people want to do that like why does a kid want to do that it's world star that's what it is it's got damn World Star Hip-Hop we going to play the full version just see here we go the girl kid gets in his face yeah see this version it looks like he's just fighting with a kid see but how come we miss all the other stuff up until this there's another the kid got very good control actually no terrible defense i' take it back he was already choked out he didn't

18:29go to the hands oh that's not his hands he's got one okay he doesn't have two on one he's not holding the choking arm either it's call him little boy little boy they were playing soccer on a field or something like that with I looks like 20 people or something like that got a desad shirt onk does look like a des imagine that that' be good we should Photoshop one in all the photos of him put that online what what what what was is why was he playing soccer with some kids well how about why not if he wants to be friendly I mean Cat Williams is a gigantic star at the end he's just saying he was hanging out with people in the hood and this is why most people most celebrities don't come and hang out in the hood so he's just hanging out with this that's unfortunate it looked like there was definitely some confrontation going on but who knows how the it built up

19:15to that and you got to expect that especially if he's involved in sports he's playing sports with people people play sports they talk you know that choke on the subway here in Culver City was way better do you see that one that was better but even then why is that guy grabbing his forearm like that like dude don't grab your forearm like that that's not how you do I mean someone like that's like some wrestling type like a wrestling sleeper hold but he did it right I mean he he squeezed that guy out and he wasn't a he's just a normal guy he wasn't like a Jiu-Jitsu guy or a fighter or anything like that he was just a normal dude and saw it wrong you saw Dexter Way kidding it it it does seem weird that that jiujitsu moves like choking and stuff like that seems so common now since the UFC uh like you didn't see this 20 years ago people doing chokes well in high school we we had a

20:06sleeper hold like cuz it was on pro wrestling but we didn't think it was real you know you'd hear about the sleeper he's got the sleeper you know like guys would get guys in a sleeper hold in a pro wrestling match and then they would fight it off and fight it off and then they eventually would go to sleep and the referee would pick their arm up to make sure they were awake remember that yeah that was but we didn't think it was real like no one knew that you could really choke someone out until the UFC came around you can't do that anymore in high school can you there's no more sleeper no well you that was not in wrestling wrestling it was only in pro wrestling like in wrestling wrestling you couldn't even do a full nelson because it puts too much pressure on the neck you could do like a half Nelson so if you're trying to pin someone what that means is if you're

20:47behind them you get an underhook and you go around the back of their head and you get now Full Nelson is you have both arms and you're it's a bad place to be it's it hurts like they could push down your neck and they made that they made that illegal when I was in high school at least and so like if you wanted to pin someone you had to use a half Nelson so you could never do a sleeper hold but there's like some they didn't know about that you can do like Matt Hughes choked out Ricardo Almeida with just a front headlock what he did was he held on to the front headlock he had on Matt Hughes is Country Strong like there's some dudes that grow up working from the time they're young like lifting bales of hay and learning how to use their body and and also he had excellent genetics too because his brother was built like that too but there's like some strength that those

21:36type of guys have like Farm strength that shit's No Joke Man like there's a lot of kettlebell guys like Pavo tatuli he he's got that kind of build too where it's like you know that if you try to wrestle with him he even though he like looks like a a fairly normalized athlete he's probably just stupid strong and so Matt Hughes gets his head headlock on Ricardo Alid right that now that is a legal wrestling move that's legal as far as I know unless they've changed because all he's doing is grabbing his neck and he's Matt's using his head and his neck to squeeze the shoulder and arm of Ricard almea against his neck on one side and then he's using his arm and his shoulder to squeeze the neck on the other side so it's essentially the same thing as a head and arm choke he's just in a different position so like he's in the nor north south position from a standup

22:30which means they he grabs his head and he pulls him down and Matt's Matt's got the upper hand his his arm is wrapped around Ricardo's neck now if they were reversed on the ground that position where Ricardo is being choked is essentially the same as a head and arm choke which is a super common choke and you finish it the same way with the hand grip in the same way you could easily finish it that way some guys grab the bicep but the way Matt's doing it a lot of guys finish it that way so he would be different like he would be mounting where his body would be on top of his body instead of like in a north south position but it's essentially the same same way you're applying pressure to choke someone unconscious we had never seen that in UFC before nor since no one's been able to do it since my point being like there's some wrestling that they that's still out there that

23:16you could still do but a guy like Matt Hughes could choke you out with it Mark Schultz got he got kicked out of the Olympics because he ripped a guy's shoulder apart with a a move that was legal at the time it was like a Kimura he they call it a double wrist lock in catch wrestling but if you pull up Mark Schultz God I forget the gentleman's name I think the guy wrestled I want to say he was from Iran Iran has a very strong wrestling program but Mark Schultz was a gorilla and when he was competing as a he's the guy that fox catcher movies based on but meanwhile not really based on him I mean it is and it isn't they played fast and loose with a lot of the facts made it look like like he was gay and he's doing coke and he had frosted tips and all kinds of weird in there but that move as far as I knew he just took it too far or something I think but I think it was a legal move

24:09here it is watch this watch what he does this dude he drops he gets to kamur he Yanks it he pulls him down just destroys his arm just destroys him yeah and the guy is just screaming in agony on the ground back in the day ABC wi Bo Sports I think wasn't it yeah they don't have that anymore remember you used to get exposed to weird Sports yeah they would take you to like a javelin contos like ABC why World of Sports they would show you all kinds of different that you'd never seen before like they had uh Minnesota plat fats play Willie Moscone in a pool match on ABC Wide World of Sports like whoa they going show us some cool today I saw a VR pool demo the other day oh yeah from those like that Vive thing I showed you a couple weeks ago someone just made a full pool game where you're walking around a pool hall and uh you can set up you can set up a bunch of trick shots which looks it looks a

25:04little gamey but you can have like beer bottles and whatnot on the table and shoot your pool balls right through the bottles and huh I I saw it Best Buy there's this new camera out that's only like $40000 but it's a 360 camera which so you could just put it right here and it records everything around it have you seen this Jamie I don't know if if it's good or not but uh that's kind of interesting it is interesting we mean I mean look it's just a matter of time whoa this is bizarre also it's showing you the Angles and stuff so you can just walk around if you want the angles you can but everything in the whole room is available to touch apparently or at least to a certain extent W that's cool set up ramps well what would be really interesting is if you could somehow or set this up with other people and have virtual balls but the problem is you wouldn't feel the

25:53ball like the whole idea pool like see what they're doing is just showing the shot like Landing the shots but what pool's really all about is controlling the rotation of the ball and Q ball control there's a little feedback a little bit of touch you get but I don't know if they can make it feel the same you could never you would need weight yeah like what what pool is is like uh there's a big thing about it is the weight of the queue like um guys will change their weight just a little bit and they feel it in a big way like they'll go from a 19.1 oun q to a 19.3 and they're like man I'm over stroking this ball I got to back off like we're talking about like 2 t0 of an ounce and it's a big difference in the way it feels or if you go from a like 1 o 1 o is giant you go from a 19 to a 20 holy that's a big difference for people you would think like 1 ounce like

26:40how how would you even notice you'd hold it in your hand after a while you wouldn't even notice right no you notice you notice in a big way so that's I don't know if that would work but some would work on I think on once they figure out how to do like some sort of a neurological input thing then you're going to be able to play on a computer you're going to be be able to feel the keys you're going to be able to like if you pole vault you'll be able to feel the pole you'll be able to feel the breeze as you go launching through the air all that stuff's going to happen video game version of you on UFC too is so creepy awesome that I love it and just the idea of Imagine taking that version of you but mixing the podcast with it you probably could do something like that it would be so real well I you know why I did that I got out of uh doing more commentary to do that

27:26commentary is uh commentary in a video game is painstaking it's one of the easiest uh thing see that's me from my new ketogenic diet I'm all shredded now um the uh it's so cool there there's a guy that beat every single player using you in a two-hour sitting while talking like doing like a podcast while he's playing you that's hilarious it's so cool and it's real like you hid that from all of us too like none of us knew about that no I didn't tell anybody I was supposed to be quiet about it so I had to uh take off all my clothes and uh put shorts on and then they um they spin like you you stand totally still and you have to go through a series of poses and so like uh you like you hold your arms out like that you hold your arms out like that you do certain movements I don't think I had a kick I don't think I had a throw any kicks I'm trying to remember now but

28:19your kick in the game looks like your kick though looks good it looks pretty real it looks all well they the the techniques they've all analyzed the techniques for like like J Jiu-Jitsu techniques they're all super good the wrestling techniques boxing and kicking it's all like really good fundamentals like everybody even guys who have like wonky fundamentals in this game their fundamentals are really good they did such a good job also of really making the experience uh this time around like just like the ring girls walking in the background just everything it's like creepy how good they did of it's creepy the live experience it's getting better and better they're getting so good at this you know they're they're getting close to what they call that uncanny Valley they're Crossing that uncanny valley that's that uh that's that expression that someone came up

29:02with the difference between artificial videos and videos of like this and 3D video games and then real people like when I did that uh Sci-Fi show the questions everything show we went to Invidia and we saw the latest in their ability to recreate a person's face and they still had problems with um with tongues like tongues were a big one and hair and some hair just just and ey like eyeballs where your eyeball connects to your eyelashes and your eyelid that looked a little funky but everything else man they so they did it with a bald guy and uh dude it's crazy when you look at it you're like that's not a real guy W like it's so close they're so close they're like knocking on this door where they're going to be able to recreate things and you're not going to be able to know whether or not you're watching something that's completely computer generated or

29:56something that's real and they they did something recently that I tweeted a couple days ago or maybe yesterday where this guy um superimposed his facial expressions on George Bush and so like he got he said things he put words into George Bush's mouth that George Bush never said so they show the video That's So Co yeah it's so awesome it's creepy dude we we're not going to know we're so close that's probably already happened you know 100% right like Blurry yeah like you're just not going to know you're just not going to know what's real and what's fake you just won't know yeah there's going to have to be like seals of approvals or something like that that's like we're saying that this is real like there's going to be have videos are going to be like stories it's like you're not going to know whether not if you tell me some crazy story I'm not going to know whether or not it's

30:42real I'm like all right you say so that's what a video is going to be like like you're watching this video of George Bush it's going to be like someone telling you a story about being abducted by UFO all right where's your proof well I'll show you the video right everyone's going to be like get out of here with your video that video could be fake as hell you could have made that on your phone well the face swap app and that's on the phone even that shit's crazy and that's just a little stupid program how about the ones when they put tongues on people like look how it's doing this that is so crazy and he's obviously exaggerating he's making like big smiles and weird side to side motions with his face just to show that they could do that but I guess how it works is they take uh yeah oh they're showing it right here here they take a three-dimensional moving video of this

31:32guy's face and um as he's moving around they take a a three-dimensional image of the other person's face and they map out where his mouth is and what the shape of his mouth is and they just have that guy's mouth do the movements of the other guy it's just crazy so cool the smiles are off though if you see like Putin's smile like Donald Trump's looks fake as because he's got such a weird mouth like his range of motion in his mouth is like an old lady trying to do the splits you know what I mean his mouth doesn't move very much he's got a small mouth Donald Trump what a crazy technology MH it's nuts well they did this with Reagan way back in the day with audio there was a thing where um someone had taken a series of Ronald Reagan speeches oh yeah remember that and they had edited the audio to show that you know for Ronald Reagan to make some ridiculous statement I forgot all

32:32about that old school it was old school and they played it on TV and we were like whoa I remember watching that going whoa Nancy remix Ronald Reagan speech went viral years before internet memes damn that was a long ass time ago you know what else went viral Richard Gear and the Geral story that's the real viral story crean Taco Bell I don't know what that one is people like the they there's come in somebody ate come from a Bell burrito or something prob did I guarantee that happened but the Richard Gear Geral thing was a much better example because it's a story that Eddie Bravo heard he grew up in California I grew up I heard it in Boston we heard it on the other side of the country I mean this this story everybody knew you heard it yeah heard I almost think it was a Howard Stern thing mm it was a Scientology thing supposedly that's the rumor yeah the rumor was Richard Gear

33:22left Scientology and Scientology decided to drag him through the mud wow yeah well I think Scientology does not like it when you leave and uh that's why people stay like the people that have left they go after you man they go after you hard and the people that La that do leave most of the time they just shut the up but the people that have left that have talked about them woo they'll wait outside your house they'll make noise they'll they'll follow you around like those videos of um these guys getting harassed that were former scientologists and now the the Scientologist crew showed up at their house and they film these people and they don't understand like how creepy that is to us watching that like what what do you mean you can't leave like you can't quit and if you do quit you you can't talk about what happened like what are you guys doing like what

34:10are you guys doing that we can't talk about this like what what kind of nuttiness do you really have kids working for $3 an hour and you make them work 16 hours a day and you have them like like like that guy's was his his niece or something like that the David movich guy like one of one of his relatives has released a book and uh you know she's talking about how crazy it is growing up in this environment like you can't talk about that well as soon as you can't talk about something you know you got a real problem because you could talk about being a Baptist like you could you could talk all day about growing up in a Baptist Church nobody nobody's going to come after you because they're not doing anything crazy you know what I mean I mean even though it's a religion too you can't soon as you can't talk about what you guys are doing like you can't someone can't complain about what

34:56you're doing I mean think about if that applied to the Catholic Church you know it's a it seems like that day is coming though when that gets like exposed to being like something Cosby like like we're going to find way more about scientology or Tom Cruz or any of these all these people maybe um I mean think I think we're it's definitely going to be harder for them to get people to listen you know it used to be easy you just before the internet you just had to have like a bunch of successful people that were part of a group that were really friendly and you wanted to be a part of it you wanted to get in there with them and the next thing you know you have thousands and thousands of members it wasn't it wasn't hard to do back then but now like you don't have to wait until you're 10 years in to find out about the thetans and the planet where the the the bodies are they they

35:49Dro them into the volcano and they're frozen or whatever like if you you read the actual story that elron hubard wrote as detailed in um in that going clear movie where the guy first read it and he was like what in the is this you can get that now so like it's harder to get people to join now with something like totally wacky but there's some other like what is Landmark people keep telling me this Landmark you heard of Landmark Movie Theaters no Jesus Christ Jamie are you hanging out with him no there's like some there's some some sort of a cult is it my name am I saying the name wrong Mark there's like uh there's another type of like social group that a bunch of people are tweeting me saying they were saying that Robin Quivers is in it the the landmark forum yes that's it and people are saying that this is some sort of a a cult is is that like what is it some self-help thing is that

36:52what it is it's just a message board no Landmark for is a large group awareness training program in which up to 150 people take a seminar together aimed at helping them realize their true potential that sounds like something yeah sounds like one of those self-help Guru things which may be okay I mean or any of those legit I mean Anthony Robbins is pretty legit right I mean people have used his principles and they've gotten ahead and that guy's been around forever so if he was like a a total act creeper you know what I'm saying yeah like you would have heard about it by now maybe I mean look at Bill Cosby like he would have to maybe it was like a way less level creeper just like just it just gives massages to people inappropriately it doesn't take it any further than that foot guy he's just a foot guy he just gives like unannounced back rubs just shows up and starts

37:50rubbing your back and every's like um does he go any further than that nope nope he just gives you the weird back rub and that's it you know it's weird when I I I got this watch I got the Apple watch and it when you're setting it up it says male female or other and I like that welcome to the new world you can be another I'm a foxkin is it on there cuz if it's not I'm complaining I'm going to sue Apple I'm foxkin what's foxkin is that your spirit animal yes my spirit animal is a fox there was a guy who got his license at the DMV in Portland and they let him wear a foxed hat like a fake like Fox like a like like a furry would wear hat we had like no like he had like a fox eyeballs and ears like look at the there's a photo see if you can find it a photo of him at the DMV getting his photograph and everybody's like well that's ridiculous is it is it any more ridiculous than

38:48what's that thing that Muslim women wear hiab hij yeah look at this guy look this guy wow he's wearing Fox Hat what's his name Edgar Campuzano is that his name down there uh yep no that's the guy who wrote the story how the hell what is the gentleman's name we need to give him props what's his name uh just say a Portland man it doesn't say his name a come on man it says Bishop Bishop Bishop what's his name his Bishop it that's his name it's just Bishop oh really he goes by Bishop oh okay well that's good better he's got one name he's like Oprah his name is Bishop pull it up so he can see the photo look at this so great now do you think that's just like his girlfriend worked at the DMV I bet that's more about it well it took time to grow that beard look at that beard he's got that's a weird Fu Manchu style long long like goat beard you know he's got one of those like a have you ever

39:55seen a turkey beard yeah turkeys have this weird thing they grow out of the middle of their chest it's like this long beard it looks like some and the longer it is the older the turkey is so it becomes like uh like I guess a part of the way they strut they wear that big turkey thing beard um so that's like they let the other turkey know I've been around look at all these medals I got you know like as it grow that's what that guy's got got growing off his chin so it's highly possible he's out of his mind right that dude looks like the organ like what Oregan people look like kind of like the Oregan State Bird almost well why shouldn't that guy be able able to able to wear that Fox Hat because there was a girl at South South by Southwest who is a fencer she's a competitive fencer and she wanted to wear a full head Garb in the photos and they were like no you have to take that

40:45off and so South by Southwest had to apologize because they asked her to take her religious clothing off well this guy should go to South by Southwest to wear his Fox Hat we should all do that because it's all ridiculous it's all ridiculous like any clothing that you have to wear and you have to take your photos with that clothing in order for you to be free like you should be religion's made up okay so any clothing that you wear any like fanatical Garb that you wear when you go somewhere that's made up so if that's made up you should be able to say you're a foxkin you should be able to say you should be able wear octopus on your head everywhere you go there reasons you're not supposed to have anything on your head because you have to see what you look like with no you know what you look like normal like base so if we're looking for you we know exactly I mean

41:31that's security there's a reason why you have an ID in the first place because there's a lot of people like if you put on um like a face mask like a skier wears where it's like it shows you uh like from the eyebrows up is covered and from like the mouth down is covered man you could be a million different people it's so hard to tell who you are without seeing your whole face the shape of your head the color of your hair the whole deal there's a lot of people that look similar as hell and so to have an ID and to allow allow someone to wear some really elaborate costume where your most your head's covered and you say you do it because of your religion like no no like they're apologizing to her because of the wacky rules that she follows don't allow you to show your head like get the out of here it's 2016 folks I mean come on at what point in time like religious tolerance it's so

42:32important religious tolerance it's we have to be tolerant unless they're Christian if they're Christian you could right in their mouth and you can make the side of the cross with your on their forehead and no one cares like that's the one religion where it's totally okay to mock openly and make fun of nobody because like you think you're a goofball but if you wanted to walk into uh South Southwest with a uh a pope hat on cuz you said that's part of your religion I'm you I'm Pope in training I'm really low level right now but uh I'm just going to stick you know like you are what you you believe you are so I'm just going to wear this everywhere I'm going to wear a giant the fish head one the big one where it looks like a open mouth a fish mouth no we need tolerance we need tolerance his appeal though he got to keep his hat he should he totally should he should get to keep it and uh that's

43:28why I'm gonna I'm gonna wear a bandanna like a pirate I'm gonna say I'm I'm pirate life I'm pirate as I'm gonna wear my pirate as ceman coffee T t-shirt did you see the uh Hulk Hogan was the only guy to win a court case with a do-rag on in court excellent he made him look classy the black bandanna to go with his black suit I thought it was a classy look and uh I'm I'm a big fan of his now that he won $150 million plus he won another million you see that yeah another on top supposed what is it Gawker is supposedly going out of business now gee how weird well I thought they would have unlimited money just being dicks to a guy and making videos CEO has to pay 10 million or something out of his own money yeah but he's like super rich yeah yeah apparently you know it's going to cost him 10 million bucks but he's got like a 100 million the whole thing's hilarious his haircut is so awesome look

44:24for him like this is a win-win I mean this guy's he's theater Hulk Hogan is theater everything is theater did you hear the part in his in the questioning about his uh 10-inch penis that he said yeah his Hog's not as big as the games the game the game doesn't even have to go to court it's like look you know how big my dick is unless it's a fake dick the only thing they could do is like they'd have to have some sort of a deposition he pulls it out shows you but he might be a shower and not a grow or a grower and not a shower so like he might have to get worked up to prove it or it's you're completely right or it's just fake he just grabbed some girl's dildo put in his shorts took a photo just to make everyone go oh my god look how big of aous I mean I've done that seems connect well that's you though you got you got to understand you're unusual and it's not it's connected like is the

45:13dick is connected to him like if you look at it it's obviously like it doesn't look like a if it was a dildo there'd be like a drop off point at the base and you're like wait a minute how exactly is this thing attached you know what I'm saying well they have the ones that you stick onto the side of the wall of a shower maybe just went like on his could be could be like he tucked he tucked and had that one too but even if he stuck it in it would be going forward it wouldn't be off to the side like that when you have spandex you probably just put it to the side it's one of those long double-ended ones you know like the long snake ones it's not connected though I look I I stared at his dick very carefully and uh from what I'm seeing it's a real dick and it goes with his body you know what I'm saying it's not like Tony hinchcliff has a oatmeal box in his pants

45:57this Quaker Oats box somebody had that expression for a somebody had that description I thought it was the funniest description ever Quaker Oats box for a dick well who is this look he's holding it even that looks game this is another looks Faker um no that looks like he's fully hard dude that guy's giant he's got a giant dick Come On Son you know that shit's real you want it to be real no I want I'm scared see that could just be I like how he's got marijuana leaf tattooed right above his dick like what's that supposed to mean yeah smoke it smoke it if you got it all the hashtags he has on there on his body oh my dick this dick will change your life drops Mike look at his hashtag will make you restructure your day this dick can keep them edges slick down this dick can file your nails this dick this tongue will make you late for work wait this dick can be your best

46:55friend this dick can sew in bundles I'm not sure what that means if you can I'll eat your uh you can take the whole thing can you not if you can e hashtag if you can I'll eat your um till Scandal comes back on next week what the that's one he's funny # dick gamong I love that so great I love this world somebody figured out a way to distribute information through pipes and and numbers it's decoded back into letters ones and zeros and this what it came to Hash dick gamong that's what it's being used for it's being used for oh God what a beautiful world I love how communication has turned like into animated gifts and hashtags and it's amazing it's so fun funny we live in funny times man it's funny like the amount of funny that we get in a daily basis is like way higher than when we were kids like just all these hilarious animated gifts anytime anything goes wrong or anything happens

48:09in the world these things are hilarious and most of them being made by regular folks who have a funny idea they're not being made by professionals which kind of shows you what we have said all along there's a lot of funny people out there that don't ever do anything about it you know they don't ever become like look Eddie Bravo is one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life he's hilarious but until he started doing our podcast most people just knew him as a jiu-jitsu instructor I'm like Eddie Bravo is funny like standup comedian funny but he was build he was busy with a bunch of other and never pursued it he actually did a couple times I remember he and he I thought I heard he was pretty good he did well a few times he did like he had nine sets he did it nine times and out those nine times a few of them were like the Hindenburg a few of them were like he

49:03just wanted to just quit life they were bad a few of them were bad it just didn't work but a few of them were funny man there was a few of them that were really funny and then there was other ones that were like a little a mix a mix of like really funny and some stuff that didn't work but man it's like everything else in this world it seems way easier than it is it just does like you look at bowling okay you just grab that that stupid ball and roll it how hard could that be obviously it's hard because you know they have Pros like they have tournaments they play on TV they roll the ball better than the other people roll the ball there like subtle nuances they they have special shoes they slide when they they release the ball they have gloves and they they spin the ball as they release it and they want it to hit the front pin at this perfect way and it seems so easy if you're

49:52outside looking on the outside in at bowling you like I can do that but if you've never bold in your life and you go out and try it holy are you going to be bad right same thing with everything man everything you name it it all things that look easy like that gay guy talking about gay porn like with a different ending do you think his speeches are that's not easy like what that guy's doing the way he's doing it even though it's silly and gay and he's got jokes thrown in there like his deliver is pretty goddamn smooth it's pretty funny that's funny like and he knows what he's doing like he knows how he's being perceived he's adjusting he's pausing in the right way he's saying it the right way you take the average person you make him stand up and give a speech about MMA in front of a bunch of other people in suits in some room like that and it's gonna suck he's

50:44got a built-in joke though everybody knows he's gay like all he has to do is talk about guys being hot like they'll do that to disarm the situation like gay guys have that built-in thing they can always talk about guys being hot well well it's very hard for me to uh concentrate up here with all these hot guys in the room like you'd say things like that and then boom they break the ice and people start laughing so there's there's that but it ain't easy man so Eddie tried it and it just was too much time he was busy with his music he's busy teaching he's busy competing at the time he's still competing so he quit he didn't want to do anymore because it was rting around the time when he fought hoer and fought in Abu Dhabi he was just that's when right around when he was trying it out but he could do it especially now cuz he's been teaching for so long he's getting really

51:29comfortable with talking in front of people and in his classes he's really funny like sometimes in his classes he'll say hilarious just not planned out not jokes he wrote he'll just something will come up and he'll say something or you know like sometime it's like his classes are hilarious like one time he came in he was talking about some UFO documentary that he saw oh my God even Jamie said oh Jesus he hasn't stopped with the uh Chemtrails he was talking about Chemtrails the other day still it's still no he's still doing this they they some new documentary bro documents came that they were proving over La they were put in spraying over the last couple months told you no they admitted that yeah they admitted it they've never not admitted to to doing it well well hold on a second there's here's a difference what they have admitted to and what they do we talked

52:16about this before what they do in Abu Dhabi on a regular basis is they do cloud seeding yeah cloud seating is absolutely real and what they do is they figure out how to make it rain and they spray some sort of silver iodine is that what it is find out what the they spray is it for to reflect it no no no no no no that's the anaki the uh the silver stuff somehow or another when you spray it in the air it coalesces that's the wrong word it somehow or another attracts these clouds to form and you can make it rain and in Abu Dhabi they've made it rain once a week for a year they make it rain there like once a week they just spray the sky and this is Abu Dhabi is the desert silver iodide and potassium iodide that's it which by the way is absolutely a different substance than what these people are claiming is in these Chemtrails that was the problem with doing that show like that Joe Rogan

53:10questions everything show like people have some in their head and they don't they they just this is what they believe it's locked in there and they don't want to accept other information like this one guy that made this documentary on chemtrails I mean he had made two documentaries on chemtrails and he said he had evidence he had evidence we have tested the water and the water shows high levels of aluminum like why is there aluminum in the well it turns out first of all that dirt all across the world has aluminum in it it's really common it's one of the most common things you'll find like as far as like uh metals like it's super common for aluminum to be in the ground that's how they get aluminum okay it's in the ground it's all over the place and when this guy showed me his paperwork he's like I'll show you the tests he hands me this paper and I and it says sludge so I

54:03said well why does it say sludge and he goes I don't know but I gave them water I go but that's not what it says at the lab they tested it and they said it's sludge so what is sludge and he goes well I don't know what is sludge well let's Google it sludge I think is water mixed with and it's water and dirt that's what Sledge is so I go okay so you admit that Dirt has aluminum in it right yes I know that okay but this water did not have dirt in but it says sludge which means water and dirt so your water and dirt tested positive for water and dirt like that's what happened like your sludge tested positive for being dirt that's it you didn't prove that they're spraying in the air like this is crazy not only that if they sprayed in the air it would look different than clouds like what a cloud is is moisture these are it's moisture and when you have a certain

54:58amount of condensation in the air and you send those jet engines through it it Spirals and it's got all this massive power and heat and it changes the temperature of the air in those funnels those tubes it creates artificial clouds like I'm not making this up this is all science like the scientists have figured this out decades and decades ago this is like this is a beaten into the ground subject they absolutely know that you can do that this this is 100% proven that you can send a jet engine through certain levels of condensation and people like well how come you see it it turns on and turns off well look up in the sky do you ever notice that clouds aren't uniform across the entire Sky you know why because moisture is not uniform across the entire Sky just like you'll be driving and it'll be raining in one area and you drive to another area and you could pass through an area where

55:49it's not raining and into a new area it's raining again you're laughing oh my God we drove from the Rainy part into the dry part you can do that everybody knows you can do that so why would you not assume that the air in the sky would be very similar sometimes sometimes it's not sometimes it is like this is this is a dumb Theory like there's a lot of conspiracy theories that everybody should look into there's a lot of them that are legit as there's a lot of false Flags there's a lot of lying to the American people the Gulf of tonin that got us into Vietnam is based on and lies operation Northwoods 100% and lies all the that William Randolph Hurst did to get marijuana illegal and the re for madness there's a lot of real life conspiracies but as soon as you start believing something and you're unwilling to accept evidence that you might be wrong it becomes a problem and

56:42people get mad at me on Twitter like bro look at this YouTube documentary look at this YouTube it doesn't mean people haven't sprayed in the sky before folks but when you're looking at those goddamn trails that happen behind jets that that is normal that is just what happens when you fly a jet through the atmosphere and that's not people should be worried about the jet fuel that's what they should be worried about everybody that lives around airports they all get like high rates of respiratory illness that's there's like a real Scandal there that's the the real Scandal if you live near an airport you're breathing that burning jet fuel if you work at an airport if you're one of those baggage handlers one of those dudes that's on the Strip every day man what are you breathing in every day like that's a real like there's real health concerns there do you know what how how what a big deal

57:34would be if we really found out the government was spraying stuff in the sky above us and for what reason what are they doing is it mind control cuz it's not working is it trying to make everybody ill that's not working either I hate this topic so much me crazy it's an adorable subject it's adorable you know we're going to find out the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center where uh crop dusting at the time or doing Chemtrails or something that would be funny if we combine conspiracies dude there people don't even believe they're real planes yeah I know there's people who think that those are Holograms and then they'll show you on video look you can see there's a pixelation on the left wing people their brains are broken man and it's because they're not getting any that's kind of a good point where you guys are talking about just a little bit ago like video at some point won't

58:22be enough evidence yeah for proof well I think it's right now I think it's real close I think well right now we're looking at some normal that's they're showing us in YouTube ads but in the darkest Halls of Justice who knows what government govern back at the Justice League of Amer back of the superhero compounds Xavier president Xavier or Professor Xavier I think the the the highest levels of all this stuff like you know like that magic leap like we're we're looking at what they release and we're watching these little videos they're putting out and it looks cool and everything like that but we're we're just we're getting the consumer version of the report like the people that are working on it at the highest level where you have to go to their office and sign non-disclosures and like that like like I went to um the uh Nvidia offices and when you go in there and they show

59:15you all your stuff you can't you're not supposed to like you can't like take videos of it other than the stuff they allow you to they'll show you some stuff but they released their stuff very carefully you can't give the specifications of how they make their things and because it's all there's a big technology race it's constantly on you just got to sign non-disclosures for any of these things you know when you do um motion capture for a video game or any of those those things that people they make you sign all this paperwork and it ain't that easy so the people that are at the highest level of creating the CGI effects we have no idea like how good they are right now they're Pro they they get better every year so like if we could go to like one of those CGI Labs that does for movies and see how good that stuff looks I bet it'll blow you away yeah I'm sure it's been happening

60:06for a while also I'm sure there's that we don't know about well think about the movies that come out right those movies like Jurassic Park the new Jurassic Park which was insane not it wasn't a good movie it was a kind of goofy movie but it was an insane showcase for like full state-ofthe-art CGI that's available right now like the dinosaurs looked incred like that took like how long that take to make over a year I'm sure so that's the technology that was available when they first started doing that project so like what is whatever it is two years ago let's say two years ago what can they do now what can they do in five years like go is this what are you showing us Jamie just popped off this is called The Climb it's a mountain climbing oh vir reality thing oh my God you you have no hand your arms are gone yeah you just have hands it shows you but uh the way that they've the scale on

60:55what you see when you get up to like climb the top of the mountains and the amount of detail they've put in here so you can like put your face all the way up to your hand and see the stitches in the gloves they look it looks I saw a little more of an explanation on it but uh that seems like why would I want to do that for fun well I watched those YouTube videos those crazy Russian dudes that do cartwheels on rooftops there's so many of those guys guy yeah that one guy James Kingston I think his name he's so scary oh he's terrifying just went to Abu Dhabi on the top top of the tallest building and was just climbing on a crane and doing handstands for fun well he also does leaps he'll leap from the top of one building to the other like he showed one he stood on the corner of this building and leaped across the street and landed on another building like these guys are

61:41serious athletes because even the way he's Landing like he's he's like stiff-legged it and like planted himself he does nutty man but hey we're talking about him I can't watch this how long before that guy becomes Jello oh jesz one day right so he's looking across here is he going to jump all the way my God he climbed that thing oh dude why oh my God I can't do it oh my God this guy's out of his mind so uh James Kingston what's the name of the video If people want to watch this jump insane Gap to hang off 150 M High South Bank Tower CR he's jumping where's he jumping he's jumping from here come on no no no he's not going to oh my God he's going to jump what are you what is he going to do here I can't watch this my feet are sweating yeah I know there's some new drones that just came out recently that he's going to be able to make some way cooler videos than he's

62:38making now even he's he's takes his shirt off while he's up there folks he's going to leave it up there he tucked it just so everybody knows it's up there forever everybody knows he was really there if you want to go up there and retrieve his shirt go get it no he's not going to jump over to that other thing oh Jesus Christ he's hanging look how sweaty my hands are oh my God he's hanging with one arm Jesus Christ dude oh my God this guy's out of his mind this is so hard to watch it's so hard it's so hard why is it so hard to watch when you're not there Facebook yeah here's his Facebook James L Kingston he's out of his mind man that dude's out of his mind but that's how we're talking about him it's just like Alex Arnold why what's oh it's different hopefully he's getting paid for it it's different I guess I don't know I think both equally crazy first of

63:35all what he's doing is illegal what Alex hell does is a sport young Jamie I know what Alex does is pretty nutty too but you know the climbing dudes like the hardcore climbing guys they fall into one or two camps when it comes to Alex either they Revere him or they uh they think he's a real problem and they think he's going to die like there was this one documentary they did about him or U one of those pieces that they did about him where they talked this one old school climber who uses ropes and the whole deal and he's like it's not a matter of if he's going to die it's a matter when and the guy was just like being real negative about it which I don't understand is because when I watch a guy like Alex honold I say obviously he knows what the he's doing he's doing it all the time and he continues to do it all the time so why do you assume that one day he's going to

64:25have a mental lapse and not be able to do it well he can do it is he doing it he's doing it right he's doing it okay well if he's doing it he can continue to do it like unless his hand breaks unless he gets old unless he stops working out I mean why why is he not going to be able to do it well one day he's going to fall like what are you hexing him man putting the the kabash on him what are you doing you know you don't know if he's going to fall like what he's doing is very dangerous but he might do it forever he might be able to do it until he's 80 and then quit he might what he's doing you know I mean he goes over those courses with a rope first he knows he's got a path like he doesn't just climb something and hope he could figure out how to get up he goes through these things with ropes first and then once he goes through the things with ropes he sees his path he marks it

65:14and he goes even even still I guess like what why do they think it's bad that he might die doing it because it shows other people that I know a bad path to take I I'm confused on why they think get so bad well then we should stop having NASCAR yeah I know there lot of things you can do that'll kill you yeah that aren't even that dangerous yeah I was watching a girl yesterday on the highway at night wearing sunglasses scrolling through her Facebook in the in the left lane the far left lane people are honking as they're passing her she didn't give a she's fat she's probably eating while she was driving too big fat face looking down at her phone scrolling through her pictures just careless careless American just uh everything that would people if they wanted to mock America this she's probably looking at Kim Kardashian's Instagram she had sunglasses on she's

66:05driving with her big overfed face and she's scrolling through putting everyone around her in danger she's barely paying attention and she's doing the scroll lean here's something that people don't realize when they're scrolling if they have their hand on the steering wheel and they have their phone they do this where they lean over towards their phone so like if you look at her from behind the first thing I saw I'm like why is this going 60 MPH I look it over and because everybody else is flying by on the left and right and she's in the left lane she's you see the glow from her phone which is a big one and then her head is like all the way over to the right side so this is like barely paying attention to what the she's doing I mean she was barely paying attention and she had sunglasses on and it's dark out the whole thing was hilariously American and she probably

66:53had a trump bumper sticker on I have a mount so I just put my iPad Pro right in the middle of that's good move too she's probably on her way to Ted Cruz's house she's going to go him have you seen the documentary believe that hold on a second do you believe that do you believe it do you know what we're talking about no five women have come out or they've said five women Ted Cruz is having an affair with five different women first of all Kudos because you know if you're going to have an affair go deep yeah you know have a gang of them yeah yeah know they said that one one of them even works for Trump now perfect that's how you do it that's how you get in deep into the Enemy Lines you know you got to you got to get a spy there's some other thing I was trying I was trying to read up on it there uh there's been a lot of tweets over the last six months referring to this thing

67:43the thing it's in capital letters the thing like hash thee thing I this may might be it what they've all been referring to the last time or there might be something else secret hidden How about if Ted Cruz comes out dick gamong I'm voting for him I'm voting for him he's in if he just owns up to it he's in can you imagine # dick gamong bam I vote for him I'll reg I'll be a registered public I'll go to church how about that just to vote for him why when you want our great no because I think the whole thing's a joke I watched uh Hillary Clinton yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel did you see that video no it's hilarious Jimmy Kimel did a really smart thing it's very funny he set up this thing where he had Hillary come on and he told her about mansplaining and he asked her if she knew what mansplaining was and then she started to give her explanation and he corrected her of course and so then he

68:42had her go up and give her speeches and he told her how she probably should actually dress and how she should talk and he he he basically mansplained his way to the whole thing can we play this or will this get us kicked off in YouTube probably get us kicked off yeah you should just watch it on Jimmy's Channel yeah just watch it on his channel but if you could find the video I uh I today is the 20 what is today the 24th what is today yeah yeah I um 25th I I tweeted it today so if you get to the 25th and you find it on uh it's hilarious though we have to play it I I want him to get uh all the hits for it anyway he's he's great he's great he's I love that guy and the way he did it is just so brilliant nobody else would have the balls to do that like he he did it all like fake dickheaded but since you know he's a night guy nice guy he can get away with being a fake

69:35it was great it almost made her likable not quite you're not feeling the burn I feel the burn more than I feel anything else yeah I like burning and I've said this before because of social stuff I think what he represents socially will be a good like uniting of our country I think it'll help us I think uh what Trump what he represents socially is the thing that disturbs me the most like when he says things about like Mexicans and that kind of that's that that to me is that's the dumbest part about what he does and the people that react to it like they go rah rah they get all rah rah about that kind of that's the worst aspects of our culture we got lucky as we got lucky as to be born in America you could say what you want about where you live and you might love Iceland or Sweden or wherever you are right now and you're listening to this and that's I bet you're right I

70:31bet you're right I bet you're what you where you live has great great qualities I'm not saying there's anything wrong with where you live but what I'm saying is the difference between being born in America and being born in Mexico is staggering it's a giant difference as far as the opportunities you have as far as like the chances of you being able to you know like get a great job and be able to support your family like people aren't sneaking into America because it sucks they're sneaking into America because they got a shitty role of the dice and they got born into a poor family in Mexico which is connected to the richest nation in the world today it's that simple you and I got lucky as we all did and so for a guy like Donald Trump he doesn't recognize that like you should that should be the number one thing that he says if you want to keep America great and you want

71:30to make America great again and everything like that we all we're all down with that but you you can't talk about Mexicans you can't talk about them all being rapists murderers the the sheer numbers of people that come over from Mexico that are great that don't do anything that that are just trying to work and trying to feed their families well they're doing it illegally yeah because a lot of other people have done it illegally too and you know and they send back money and they said they realize there's job opportunities here and Donald Trump's own companies employ illegal aliens his wife came from another country I mean the whole hilar that was Dum mitt Romy had a hilarious joke you hear what he said he said uh it's uh there's some jobs that Americans won't take that's why Trump had a wife from to get it that's hilarious you know that's the that part

72:21disturbs me about him but uh the rest of the stuff I like some of the stuff he does I think he's hilarious I'm pretty sure he's going to win just because I know for sure in 2020 it's going to be Trump versus Kanye the way our uh world is going right now no it's G to happen that's not going to happen he's not really going to run for president oh yes he is that's a hustle that's fake that's how you sell CDs and what have you but don't you think that's where we're going especially if Trump wins four years later no I think we bounce back I think we bounce back hard the other way I think if Trump wins what happens is you get someone like a Gary Johnson Gary Johnson who is without a doubt the best candidate but nobody takes him seriously because he's an independent he's I mean he's a legit former governor of um New Mexico did a fantastic job there he's very open-minded very liberal very

73:11Progressive but also very smart um fiscally aware like he's got a lot of super positive qualities he just doesn't want to be a part of that two-party system and because of that no one's going to take him seriously but a guy like Gary Johnson could be a real leader and a real president but to be a president is a stupid job it's to be one person that's in charge of so many different parts of this country that it's insane I mean you have to be in charge of how much taxes we we charge people I mean that's part of your platform what's your foreign policy what's the military budget what's all these things that are like what's what are you going to do about health care what are you going to do about education what you all of those things require years and years years of extreme study like you have to like really be immersed in each individual aspect of our civilization to to even have a a

74:05thought of how to fix it and correct it and change the system whether it's taxes whether it's the economy whether all these different things require incredible levels of expertise and to expect that in all these different areas from one person and then expect them to have uh unique Progressive ideas about society and culture and you know and how we move past all our silly differences about race and gender and all and sexual orientation this person this one person would have to be a master they would have to be some Guru from another planet I mean they would literally have to be some non-human because a human being can't have that many levels of expertise because to be an expert in anything that's like super complicated like Finance like God damn those guys are studying it all the time I mean you might be able to be like a really good Finance guy and also have a mean

74:57racketball game or something like that is that your watch just freaked me out what does it do my security my home security just went off so it it vibrates someone's broken your house no it's just UPS guy oh they bang that's sh I don't even know how to you turn it off throw it in the water it's probably the best move why do you want a computer on your wrist you really like that uh it's cool I mean it's they just dropped the price $100 so it's really cheap now why yeah wellbody wants a computer on you know what really what's cool it's like when you're driving and somebody texts you you just look over and be like okay or you could just push a button and just reply how about just drive you about just put your phone exactly that's why I listen to books on tape man listen to podcast don't you you a podcaster you don't even listen to podcast yeah no I don't listen to podcast at all that is

75:45insane why that's your part of your problem I I the only time I ever listen to podcast is when uh I'm going on a road trip but not like locally I every day I listen to podcast all all day long I listen to history I listen to history on fire I listen to um Hardcore History um Daniel danieli Bell's and um um Dan Patrick's Dan Patrick do you listen to guys we no how is it I I I hung out with those girls in South by Southwest or Christian H it's pretty funny I don't know I Dan Carlin why am I saying Dan Patrick Jesus Christ because I was listening to Dan Patrick today talk to yeah um but so I listen to those guys um Dan Carlin's the best at hardcore history is insane um I listen to some archery podcast I listen to some comedy podcasts depending on what I'm Into You Know occasion I'll listen to Joy's I'll listen to Bill burs on occasion I listen to AR I listen to AR a lot I listen to

76:42Duncan do you watch Joey on Periscope I mean do you watch periscopes I do I watch Joey that's it and sometimes I watch Brody yeah but uh in my car man I don't with the phone no nope I don't with I put it down because it's dangerous as it's just dangerous and it's addictive I know phones are addictive so I see people texting I think we should all just make an agreement all of us just leave your phone alone when you're in your car don't kill anybody cuz if you do you'll never forgive yourself if you wind up texting and you plow into someone and someone dies some kid dies some old lady dies or something you'll never forgive yourself just stop with your phone stop looking down at it put it down and just drive like it's the the one time where you can just chill and just be involved in what you're doing be present be mindful of what you're doing I take this

77:33thing and I throw it in the passenger seat I don't even I don't want it I don't want it in my lap I don't want it in the center console I don't want it I don't want to look at it let's put it over there I just think we should all do that it's scary man watching that dummy yesterday driving with sunglasses on the right-handed lean scrolling through her Instagram and like looking down looking looking down looking up looking down looking down looking up the amount of distance that you travel when you're looking at your phone you're going 60 M an hour and you're looking at your phone for like two seconds how many feet are you going think about that if you're going 60 miles an hour think about that one two that's a lot of space you're covering and you're not even looking at the road yeah I I mostly bought this so for health fitness sensors on it eat vegetables the fit the Fitbit I had the

78:25Fitbit for a while but it started up all the time so really I heard this is a lot better so I thought those fitbits are the that's what I hear well they're not waterproof but they're water resistant and I think wait wait wait wait a minute minute really yeah so how could you have something you exercise I was I got some those uh Beats headphones that are supposed to really good that you're supposed to be able to sweat in these just like those but they're yeah just like those exact ones yeah the wireless ones they break after you sweat at them too much shut the up and I think the Fitbit did the little button thing that came apart so I had to super glue it back together and the button stopped working after a while and then they started working again a couple months later I had to buy another pair just because I needed some yeah I just gave these a try I've been

79:09going wired forever I really like them except they just You Can't Sweat too much in them that's ridiculous I like the wired ones but when you uh lift weights and stuff like especially like kettle bell movements and things on those lines you R the possibility of them getting tangled up or they get it bunched up does it have a microphone on it so you can use it for phone that's yeah it's great for the phone I love it I love it for everything man it's great it's really easy I like it I'm I'm a fan people tell me that it's not loud enough but you know it's I don't want to blow my ears out I I listen to music in the gym the other day and it was fine it was good pretty decent headphones but just I'm from what they cost they shouldn't bre they should last 5 to 10 years $2 200 bucks I think Electronics man I mean you can't get them wet just can they can only protect so much which apparently

79:57they've done an insane job with these iPhones you can dunk these in a toilet for half an hour mhm how do I know this it's not someone else did it but you can dunk it in the phone because and the reason why and this should piss everybody off a little bit they made these waterproof because now you can turn them in and you can exchange them when you want to get a new one so they wanted to make it so they didn't break yeah so why didn't you do that already you like why didn't you do that long time ago cuz Samsung's had waterproof phones for years the new Samsung S7 is waterproof what do you got there you got the not those are dope man the the difference between an Android phone and an Apple phone is almost indistinguishable now as far as like the ability the phone's ability yeah if they could just work on the third party apps like Periscope sucks on it well Instagram was real bad

80:50on the old version of it m I only use Instagram on uh iPhone now but uh on the old version of it but I still use a Galaxy phone for the the studio Line the studio phone for for guests and stuff that's a that's a t phone that's uh that's an Android phone I like it man it works great it's smooth it's easy to use you know it doesn't it doesn't piss me off when I go online with it or anything when I look at YouTube videos or anything but there's some stuff it just doesn't have it's not as which doesn't make any sense cuz aren't there as many Android phones now as there are Apple phones I think there's more Apple there should be it's pretty even if it's not one's just slightly over the other yeah but I would think by now they would have caught up like everything would be caught up it's still as far as Android goes it's still like it's uh a company will make a phone for like Samsung or

81:37Sony or there's 10 different companies that can make an Android phone then they have to have the most updated version of the operating system and that any update then has to go through the carrier to get through each of those so you could have 4.1 Brian could have 4.3 I could have the new 4.5 or something I don't even know if that's real problem the other problem is a lot of companies like uh T-mobile or any they'll add their own and then um Samsung like will add their own on top of the original Android so if you want to buy just Android like straight Android you do it through Google and you get that Nexus phone the Nexus phone is really interesting because the Nexus phone you pay Google you don't pay a carrier like you don't pay Verizon or T-Mobile you just pay Google and so your phone works on everything it moves around and they just rent time on everybody's Network I find

82:30that to be fascinating so it uses both networks uses everything uses everything so wherever you are apparently make sure that's true apparently that's how it works though like you you just pay Google instead of paying Verizon or instead of paying T-Mobile and theoretically he uses the best signal around all the time seems like somebody like T-Mobile like nah we don't want you to do that why would they do that because we make more money maybe they wouldn't I mean I don't think they even I mean people don't even think of Google themselves as being a cell phone provider most people don't think of it you think of Android but most people don't think about buying their phone from Google and using Google as their their service provider do they I mean I never heard that Chris Ryan told me about it Dr Chris Ryan from sex at dawn and tangentially speaking he uh that's what he's got he got it

83:26that way and he got it because he wants it to work everywhere and he when he's roaming there's no roaming his phone works in Indonesia works everywhere it's just it just works that's how T-Mobile is pretty much you can go pretty much anywhere and it just works and like Canada there's no extra cost it's just no extra cost in Mexico or nothing no that's how it should be yeah but didn't they get in trouble for streaming uh for throttling streaming or something no so they have this plan that's uh they don't charge you for Netflix for videos or any music things like Spotify so all that bandwidth is free it's all you can eat so now it's been exposed or whatever they didn't really hide it but they said that the videos are downgraded to 480p which is like for your phone 100% fine like you're the difference between 720p and 480p on a whatever a 4 in screen or

84:175 in screen you're not going to notice the difference so but Verizon and AT&T made a huge deal about it blah blah blah what's funny though is yesterday on uh the owner's Periscope the the CEO of t uh T-mobile it was shown that this whole time Verizon and AT&T have been downgrading Theirs to 320p so they just got caught for like even having worse signal than uh T-mobile so everybody does it everybody does and and it seems acceptable it seems like an intelligent move to make sure that your stream doesn't get interrupted because it's not too much download for no reason and Netflix is actually the ones behind it uh who who is downgrading it from mobile because if everyone in the road had you know 1080p for no reason there's no reason for it well it seems like a massive waste you're looking at a phone it is I mean if you can't mean you're looking at a phone but I I have to tell you one thing

85:07I love about Apple is um Apple TV because I have Apple TV at home and a buddy of mine yeah I got the new one but even the old one was great but a buddy of mine texted me a YouTube video of his show so I he texted me so I click on the link it starts playing I press down on the button and it starts showing on my TV I'm talking about in seconds so I got this text bang he shows me an episode of his TV show I put it on the TV and I sit back on the couch and I'm watching it in real time stream on television I'm like this is crazy like this guy just sent me a show and it's playing right now from my phone to the TV and it's perfect it's in HD and I'm watching it and my mouth was I was like yeah I was my jaw was open I was like I couldn't I can't believe this do you have the new one yet I love it cuz just using the microphone and being like uh Broad City and it shows you where it's on Hulu or

86:02netf click on it well that new little scroll thing too you scroll with that top thing it's like a touch pad dude except I'm always having it upside down or it's in bed and I sit on it and it turns it off there's a lot of problems with that rot yeah my cat paused The Walking Dead the other day alliv he's my cat is such a like when uh when you sit on the couch like it's like oh yeah that's right it's like a if you were a sleazy guy and uh you know like a girl said you can stay over my house but don't try anything and you're like yeah I won't try nothing don't worry about it and you climbed in bed with her and you took your pants off and you started like rubbing your dick up against her ass that's what my cat's like you're like look dude I'm GNA sit down here and I'm going to just watch TV okay he's like yeah yeah cool cool and he plops down next to you and he forces his head into

86:51your armpits and he sh he walks all over you and climbs on top of you and he's like constantly what Jamie oh sorry I didn't mean to what is this this is that Google uh Network selling your network that you were talking about this is it pay them yeah it's called Google F okay and so this is what we works with the net the uh Nexus phone phone yeah it's their phone and then you pay them for one plan and you pay for their data and their minutes and all that stuff $10 per gig for data five Basics $20 per month off see you know how many gigs I use a month I use like seven or eight hold on it's always $10 per gigabyte $10 it's just $10 per gig per month $20 for two gigs e so if you're only using for five gigs you pay bucks a month that's ridiculous some people don't use a lot though how many gigs do you use a month I think I use about seven or eight gigs a month I'm around three three and

87:48a half maybe three and I do a lot of periscope and video stuff though oh so that counts yeah all of it streaming you do listening to music unless you're downloading it from the servers and whatnot that's interesting so do you have unlimited downloads Brian like how does Li I have a family plan which is uh unlimited data unlimited yeah t T-Mobile unlimited uhhuh unlimited pay for unused data though that's kind of cool yeah you don't pay for unused data everybody's doing that that's like what Ting does everybody does that now that's so smart this seems pretty expensive though does it yeah it says 32 bucks a month for two gigs and Jamie just says he only uses three so let's make it 42 bucks a20 you can change your life bit oh plus the 20 the data yeah okay so that would be $20 plus the 30 well he's how come he's got that doesn't make any sense because he's got 20 bucks plus two gigs

88:43so he's got two gigs that's $20 and then it's only1 $12 more than that and you got eight bucks back because he didn't use all his data see if I used 3. five yeah go to Brian what's Brian us seven just crank it up to eight let's go to eight let's do seven for fun let's go to eight just Cas you're cam Girling 100 bucks a month which is f that's fine that's normal what do you pay a month Brian about 100 bucks but have the are you talking about phones and I can use an iPhone but this puts you on technically the best network possible at any given moment and I'll tell you what though dude that Nexus phone is sweet that is a sweet phone have you seen those it's no iPhone it's not I don't know dude they're top of the line you can't beat this iPhone man really this the new camera the everything the camera on these phones is just as good see see if a what is a comparison like Nexus

89:43I've seen good comparisons too so it's hard to argue it I'm pretty sure the people like uh unbox therapy or what is that dude's name Marcus yeah MKBHD I think he's really good at that Marquez Marquez he's really good at his breakdowns like he really knows a when it comes to uh cellular technology and all the different components of cell phones see what he thinks about them I'm interested to try it though I mean just to see if it really is cuz that's one thing like I just drove for to San Jose and you know when you're going through the grape vine I had zero service for like a good hour or so might be everybody though no well I was in a phone with somebody from Verizon went and somebody from AT&T Verizon was dead AT&T though was okay so it would be cool to see if I went through that with that service if it just automatically went to AT&T or or if it really just chooses

90:38like Sprint you know smartphone camera shootout Galaxy S7 Edge takes on the iPhone 6 plus this is a comparison they just do some side by side photos photos just photos okay look at that let's see which one is that I think the Samsung is the one on the left on the one on on top I guess and when I scroll over here it shows you the iPhone version okay iPhone's better way better throw it away it's over y conversation's dead front-facing camera let's see the difference in the front facing camera which one is which again I think it's the Samsung's on the left okay it's over iPhone's better conversation's over I mean I use I use both every day they both have low light let's see this when we're doing these kind of comparisons though it's really hard to make these wait a minute who's that who's that low light uh this one should be iPhone this should be Samsung oh well Samsung's way better but

91:29we don't know the uh the photographer how well they took yeah but that's the same that's the same photo we're supposed to assume yeah we're supposed to assume but wait a minute Samsung's bigger aperture really comes into play when you're taking photos in low light these images were shot uh in the dark back corner of a coffee shop and both phones uh struggled but the iPhone fared worse that's a big difference man scroll back again so you can see the that is way better Samsung is way better like that is such a vast contrast yeah I I don't buy this one though because I Ed I mean the Note 5 is one of the best cameras the Note 5 is one of the best cameras uh on a Samsung and I use both of these every night and while the this one does have good low light it it also it's very blurry when you move it around and it's hard to get a really good shot right but that doesn't have as good a camera as

92:21the S7 Edge the S7 Edge is the newer C camera newer by 4 months or so but it's newer yeah is it better yeah they get better come on man you're doing chemtrail talk the new iPhone has a work camera is he doing chemrail talk a little bit but I was trying to add like there's a there's certain things you can do when you're taking a phone in a dark situation to make it look a little bit better and we don't know if they're doing all that they can to make the picture yeah the picture look change exposure let's see um this one here speed which is like what's the difference shutter speed well they both look good yeah it's it's very which one's that is that Samsung Samsung on top that looks better iPhone Below Samsung one looks better but here's the problem the angle's slightly different do it again see that one you're going down more that one you're up more see

93:09that's what I mean the light changes every let see do it one more time scroll back yeah pretty close and it's really such a uh they should go way out of their way to make sure you have the exact same angle CU when you don't have the same angle it's hard to tell like one of them like this one is way closer yeah like why would they do that it's really hard which one is that this is the Samsung yeah Samsung on top looks pretty goddamn good but that looks better boy Genius report which is a pretty legit website uh they did a whole thing with the S7 versus the iPhone 6 plus uh and they found that the uh iPhone is still the best it's uh says the s or the six plus camera outperform the S7 more often than not yeah it seems like it it seems like only low light is where it really hasn't nailed but godamn the differences like here these are the differen is that the

94:08iPhone seems to get things a little lighter and clear see it's like here's another low light this is the S7 and this is the iPhone and this is way better than this and this is a low light picture so again it's just the photographer you can't really do this you just have to have the camera and go yeah most of the time this W works you know what they should do they should have like a double selfie stick that faces forward and they press both of them at the exact same time and the exact same level the best reviewer would do that yeah the best gu would do that yeah that's how they should do it they should have everything on a mounted platform that takes a photo at the exact same time so that you know but even then one of them would be a few inches over to the side so you'd get a little slightly different angle yeah yeah but either way they're both really good both

94:57great it's just it's just what kind of environment you have like I use all Apple so it's easier for me but if I didn't have apple I probably would use just a Samsung Note 5 well that's like I said my friend sending me that video and I watched it in my TV in seconds there's nothing like that that exists in Android yet is there yeah you could have a Google Chromecast oh yeah I have that yeah I have a both set up or Amazon Fire stick I have that too oh okay so what that means is like I stick it into the USB is that how it works or the HDMI actually the back your TV and then there's just that you download the chomecast app to your phone so that anytime you have a video playing it gives as good no I take that back I don't have an Apple TV so I can't I've never used that Apple TV is the I have chomecast H it works not as good for me like it really stutters a lot when you're

95:46playing stuff back and you have to play it through Chrome only so it's like oh you have to go through the browser yeah and a lot of times like apple is just way better when it comes to that so in my opinion well the the thing about the Apple setup was that it was instantaneous yeah that was what blew me away my friend was like hey check this episode out I click it and then it's playing I'm like whoa this is nuts I mean I'm telling you from the moment I received the text to the moment I was kick back on the couch watching it it was more than no more than 10 seconds yeah this is insane and you could stream your your your your whole entire phone to your TV so you can sit there and just text while at the TV One clicking is so big like Amazon one click if you need something oh I'm at a printer ink let me just go here one click bam and then One clicking on Apple Store that's so big

96:35like to be able to just click it and get it do you want this yeah send me a battery boom yeah I get mad now that it's not same day I'm like what it's not same day send a drone send a goddamn drone get over here do you have anything that you like I I have that subscription on certain items that I know I every month no I don't do that I do butt wipes uh gummy bear vitamins do you flush your butt wipes huh do you flush your butt wipes yeah it's not my house those things don't work yeah I know you can't flush them they showed a special on it on some show the other day stupid they make them so they call them flushable those people should all go to jail that is not flushable you are clogging pipes all over the world they're causing millions of dollars with a plumbing problems all over the world just clogging up with P that stuff's like it's like a synthetic paper you can't just it's not

97:25going to it's not going to dissolve like toilet paper either way all those things are gross those toilets that we had in uh Japan remember that's what I have now you're so lucky I'm addicted you can get one of those you you're always buying they shitty they have the shitty ones on Amazon that just attach the top of is that the kind you have or Amazon you can get it online I'll tell you the company that I that see again I don't own my place so I'm not going to put a nice toilet dud you get it removed when you leave you hire someone to do it they come over they St it and then you hire someone to take it out when you're gone seems like you just don't want to do that right dude you get a nice warm jet of water up your anytime you want so great I have a bit about it now that I've been doing because it's true like if you read some wacky tweets by me most likely I got a jet of hot water

98:10shooting up my ass while I'm writing that I do some ferocious tweeting on the toilet when when's UFC going back to Japan um we don't have any plans New York coming up first right yes we got approved in New York that was part of Ros o' donal's Brothers gay fantasy they don't I don't think they have a card set up yet the next big one is the Jon Jones fight which is in um that's in Vegas that's a huge card Jon Jones Daniel carmier rematch that's a big deal that's gonna be insane there's a really cool documentary I recommend uh called spy in the Pod it's a I think it's a three-part BBC uh series what they did is they made these robot fish and like turtles and dolphins and they had cameras all over them like in their eyes and stuff like that and they swam with the dolphins so the Dolphins thought these fake robots were like a part like like friends or like another dolphin and it's really

99:10cool how they got to go like really into like things that no one's ever seen before because you know they you know it's just a robot uh and uh it's also really cool to see how other fish attacked like the tur and stuff like that and wow see like that's a camera that's this is a fake Turtle that's going around and that's a fake fish it's really silly also but it got really cool uh there dolphins catching flying fish in the air in their mouth yeah dolphin life is a ball they're just having a great old time out there in the ocean you see SeaWorld is say they're not going to breed orcas anymore yeah but that's so St that's like we're not going to breed our slaves our slaves are no longer going to make any bab find another way to buy them don't worry y'all well that's what got exposed by Phil Phil Demers when he was on the podcast exposed that he's like

100:03SeaWorld's they're Liars they're getting their their dolphins and their orcas from another company which gets them from the wild like that's how they got them and for them to say we haven't gotten a captive sea um an orca from the wild in 30 years he's like that's a lie that's just not true yeah they haven't gotten them from the the wild you're right they haven't done it they got somebody else to do it somebody else did it they sold it to one organization and they got their Dolphins from that organization it's all up man those are those are like people they're like a water person and they're just they have a different way of existing than we do but they're smart as like in some crazy way that we don't understand the noises they make we still can't decipher them we don't even know what the hell they're saying we have no idea what they're saying but they know

100:51what they're saying like how is that is that like they have a language that we have been studying like John Lily was studying that in the 1960s and when Lily was St studying it what they were trying to do is they were trying to talk Dolphins into making people noises there's a Radio Lab podcast about it I think it's called hello and um they were trying to figure out a way to get Dolphins to make human language noises so that we could understand them do they even have the voice box to do that seem like no that was part of the problem they wanted to imitate it but also part of the problem was they had this lady researcher like Lily was crazy for people who don't know I mean brilliant crazy but crazy Lily invented the semi the sensory deprivation tank Lily um also was this Pioneer of interspecies communication I mean he was really like working on this dolphin thing long before uh anybody

101:50thought it was viable he was trying to figure out how to communicate with dolphins and one of the methods that he came up with he set up a sensory deprivation tank next to a dolphin tank and he would take acid and would climb in the sensory deprivation tank jacked up on acid and try to like sense thoughts through the water and listen to them talking and see if he could decipher them and apparently he had he had some anecdotal success or he kind of understood what they were but who I mean he's up on acid who knows what he's actually seeing but the woman that he was with um this was the interesting part about it she the woman that was part of this experiment she lived in this place that they created for Dolphins and the place that they created for dolphins was they had this um like living room set up and they had water in the living room and these Dolphins swam

102:42around or this dolphin swam around in this water with her and it lived with her like her bed was in the water so she would like get out of bed and step down and she'd be in waste high water and she'd walk around like that well the Dolphin's in this area and the dolphin gets horny and it's a big distraction so what she decides to do is start jerking the dolphin off just like that guy that got caught last week that you hear about this no yeah this happened last week and of course every time there's any kind of news with dolphin sex everyone tweets me so than dolphin sex abuse whistleblower calls out aquarium for jerking off sea mammals why is that a bad thing there's nothing wrong with that so this lady with with her description of it was was like it was a physical need that had to be taken care of before they could go back to doing the work like this dolphin

103:29was like so distracting what are you doing over there uh I was looking up that story still looking it up after he put it on the screen yeah he he just pulled it up um so she you know she was like this is just a reality of being a a living thing with a sex drive like we have to take care of this otherwise it's going to distract them but that shut down all the research then they found out about Lily doing acid and he's also big into ketamine he would shoot ketamine intramuscular intramuscularly and get into the sensory deprivation tank guy was out of his mind just some of those guys especially back then um when people didn't really know what the ketamine was you know they didn't understand what this guy was doing and then this is the acid days like acid wasn't even illegal back then this guy was doing all these wacky experiments and he was so far off the

104:20deep end like so far removed from what most people knew about psychedelic drugs that he was just he was just out there on the furthest fringes and now just to this day people are still trying to figure out what the he was doing still trying to figure out how far he got and what you know he was a he was a real crazy man like Lily um he was the the motivation behind that movie Altered States that was all about Lily because Lily was a scientist and you know then he was taking all this cra crazy and people like whoa whoa whoa what the are you doing man like you're taking some crazy psychedelic drugs that we don't even really understand he's like whatever dude it's like leave me alone we'll go hang out with dolphins we just take this stuff but the uh the Radio Lab podcast is really interesting because it's it's weird how hung up people get where as soon as it becomes

105:15about sex like if the dolphin had any other needs that had to be met like maybe dolphins have uh a certain amount of hugging that they have to have on a daily basis like maybe their unique requirements are that they need to be caressed on a daily basis otherwise they get sick if people just climb in the tank with them and caress them no one have a problem but it's caressing his dick that really like no way that's where you draw the line like we draw the line there because we're ashamed of sex we're ashamed of our sexuality so a scientist who addresses sexuality the same way we would address food shelter warmth like as a physical need she addressed it as a scientist not confined by the constraints of our culture and our ridiculous civilization she just thought about okay we got a problem here let's take care of this problem and then we could try to get

106:06this thing to say hello and everybody's like we're shutting it down you're jerking off Dolphins does uh is there any like John Lily assistants that are alive or working and that woman's alive that woman in the Radio Lab podcast she's still alive yeah there's a few of them that are alive um Todd McCormack has John Lily's sensory deprivation tank he's got one of his he was a part of uh the early somati company my uh my first sensory deprivation tank was a somati that's the one I W up giving away online remember we made that video and we gave it away is when I found out about the float lab float Labs pod their their pods their uh sensory dep tanks are just so much better there's two companies that really kill it right now there's a Flo lab which just kills it they make the best everything is state-ofthe-art state-ofthe-art uh decontamination of the water ozone all

107:01that stuff and by the way I have zero like connection with them or any other sensory deprivation tank I don't have any business I'm not I'm I'm not selling them although we have talked to um there's another company in in Austin what is it zero gravity is that what it's called in Austin make sure it's that they have a dope tank as well and we've thought about um we've we've talked about it the on it company of releasing an on it tank or being involved in some sort of high-end tank CU what this guy is doing in Austin is uh Kevin is his name zero gravity Uh Kevin is doing it with um he's using like boat holes like the uh the same companies that make there's Kevin right there with the long hair look at that Hipp goddamn hippie come flirt with me bro um he's a great guy by the way super nice guy but his his tanks are they're right up there with the float lab tanks and what

107:57they're doing is instead of having aligning like the float lab uses this super thick lining that's what it's look like similar to what the float Labs look like in a lot of ways like they're just real heavy duty um float lab uses a lining that they use when they make koi pons that real thick rubber lining so that was a big problem with the samati tanks was that the lining would burn out because uh occasion You' get like a hole in it and then some water would get through and it would get on the heating element it would short circuit and burn through and then it would flood that happened to me my my basement got flooded yeah so this guy's figured out a way around that no lining at all and instead they use a um like the same sort of manufacturing principles that you'd make a boat out of why is it so tall so you can stand in it oh why do you want to stand in it cuz you can lie in it and

108:53then you have to duck when you get out or you can just stand up and walk out okay so they just made them taller also you get more air in there yeah the float lab ones have buttons that you can press that circulate the air like mine has three different speeds I can have a little bit of air a lot of air or it just blows like full blast or get shut it off so you can circulate some air inside the chamber while you're in it most of the time I have that off but you can turn it on it also helps to cool your body off a little bit cuz sometimes you can get a little sweaty like it's hard to get the shut that phone watch nonsense off take it off man I just figure that out you can't it can't ding every hour that's just have you haven't done the you have yours just dinging every hour like a clock no that was my alarm system again you're exactly at 4:00 you haven't done the

109:46music or visuals in it yet have you no no no no are you interested in trying that or is that just too much no it's interesting I just haven't gotten down to their place I only use the tank that I have but if I would definitely try it what he's done with the music thing is figure out how a way to have these floating waterproof speakers that are right next to your ears and they literally make the water vibrate so you feel music in your feet in your skin You Feel It In Your Balls Like You Feel the music in the water and it's supposed to be incredible it's supposed to be like some real Next Level if you're baru you would even really need that there with binal I would imagine you can get some interesting oh yeah stuff didn't you just get Frozen the other day Jamie you went to the crypto thing Tri it how was it it was C it was cool it wasn't it was a bit like what I would

110:33expect is it torturous does it feel like tortured it feels like it would be tortured no uh I was just playing a mind game with myself I only went for two minutes and they played music which helps let's go do it man I I I wouldn't mind doing that all right do it we'll do it right after this it's just like a little mind game they're playing Lads up so like you know there's music and it's there's only 2 minutes so you you know it's not a full song so you're just like all right it sucks for the first 30 seconds you don't even know what you're expecting and then it's like all right I'm I'm here this is cool well like Ronda Patrick saying your body gets used to it so like when you're doing it you did those two minutes felt like an eternity after a while 3 minutes feels pretty easy you just you just S stand there but no more than three right that's like the max I've done 320 it's

111:14the most I've ever done 3 minutes 20 seconds it gets hairy those last 20 seconds get a little hairy is there any part of your body that acts does something that you've noticed like does like your butthole freeze shut or does your dick hole like kind of no no your legs shake legs shake your legs start shaking it wasn't as cold as I thought it would be honestly I thought it would be unbearably cold I've been in cold situations before and it's just as cold as anytime you've been really cold do you get sick balls like do they get the tight or you know what I mean like when balls like when your your balls are talking about your testicles no you're wearing underwear but your um what happens is your body at first is like holy and it doesn't feel that cold but it feels like oh my God but you can stand it but after a couple minutes it reveals itself I bet yeah and you hit 3

111:59minutes then it reveals itself you're like oh my God like it reaches a level of cold like where your body can't keep itself warm anymore and your body also your blood is retreated your blood's retreating to your core to try to protect your I was dancing the whole time like just side to side side stepping and you have a sensor on or any way that they're detecting your heart rate to make sure you're not like you're you're right there they could see you through the glass and you could always leave anytime you want you walk out the door there the doors right next to you it's not hard to open just push it you stand out the the problem with uh it is if you touch the walls you could definitely get some frostbite you got to make sure you don't touch the walls you got to stand in the center don't don't touch anything with your with your skin because you know it's not a lot of room

112:43to move and it's 270 degrees below zero wow that shit's no joke yeah it wasn't ah it could be scary you're probably building yourself up more than like like a haunted house like it's not that bad when you you get it's not that scary dude it's freaky I just don't like being in situations where what if this door accidentally breaks and they have to open it in 10 minutes or I die you could open it it's not hard man just pushes doesn't have a knob it just pushes shut and closes it's got a little handle on it it's not even like being in a cooler at a restaurant way less what I'm think it's super easy to open it opens pretty easy it opens easy but it's really weird but afterwards man you feel amazing didn't you feel great M yeah i f i i I Hon I'm not sure if it was I drank coffee later that night but it kept me up like I had way more energy than I usually do on a given day yeah well with

113:30Dr Patrick said it's epinephrine and then your brain produces it and also cold shock proteins they produce all this anti-inflammatory response and the way it makes your brain feel is very interesting the way it makes your whole body feel like you feel great like after you get out of there you're like whoa God damn you feel good and you know the physical benefits of it I think I think for anybody who like works out and lifts weights and does anything where you're you know you have soreness and inflammation and apparently for people that have arthritis it offers a lot of a lot of help a lot of assistance for people that have that I just love it I've never taken an ice bath though so I don't supposed to be just or better shop says it's better I don't think ice baths are really uh easy for a lot of people just to do M or cuz you know they'll just have it at the gym

114:17unless they have a hold in their spot like they're starting to have for cryotherapy for everyone to have an ice bath but it's 15 minutes too that's what you're supposed to do sometimes people do 20 sha says it's better he says the ice bath gives him like more relief than uh the tank and also uh Wim Hoff said the ice bath has some benefits the tank wouldn't have because you learn how to breathe in those 15 minutes it's a long time as opposed to like the 3 minutes like the the the cooling tanks the the cryogenic chambers when you get in them right as they start to suck it's over but when you get that ice bath I think that sucks from the jump and I think learning how to calm yourself in the suck is what's what it's all about like there's a you get the same epinephrine I bet maybe you get more because you're in that tank for a long time with that icy water you're in there for 20 minutes so

115:10who knows you might get a bigger burst of that epinephrine and from people that have done it they say that it's more relief from like soreness like Brendan swears that it's more relief and makes sense to me I haven't done it so I can't comment I should probably do it just so I know the difference I should probably do it I should probably have a a good workout like lift some weights or something and then go do it and see if it Periscope it yeah maybe I should yeah I probably should CU I do the tank so often I should probably know but I I know that the first time I started hearing people talk about how good you feel when you get out though was when people were doing the sensory deprivation tank I never heard about people saying they felt good when they got out of the ice bath they like happy it was over but I don't remember people saying they felt good I wonder if it

115:56requires like a certain temperature you experience she probably already talked about this and we forgot it right I would imagine she hit a a temperature in there yeah yeah has too much information I can't keep up she does it with no notes either by the way folks she'll have like a notebook that she never looks at and she's rattling off that information with no notes she's like one of the few people that I've ever met that makes me feel really stupid you know I think I asked her three times separately after that podcast like okay please explain to me like I'm five this sauna thing I'm doing it right right 15 minutes is good yeah just like yeah you're okay but there's a few people that I've talked to where I feel like really stupid while I'm talking to them where I'm just trying to like like uh what is it like on your planet how do you time travel what do you know about us and did you

116:48create us your questions are valid I will answer to them now um who else makes me feel that stupid Neo degos Tyson yeah he makes me feel that stupid a Peter Schiff he may me feel pretty stupid um you know who made me feel pretty stupid I still don't understand what the he said was that physicist dude awami yes yeah Dr goswami man to this day I will I'll put on that podcast just try to like grab it trying to figure out what he was saying he was talking about like he was all is is he a Quantum physicist is that how you describe them I think or string the quantum theory and string theory and Whoa man that stuff is like hold the on what are you even saying like that stuff is so far out the deep end as far as like how to grasp it you hear that guy describing things you're like what huh yeah yeah he's a little too smart he's cool and he doesn't give a to wear a hat with a tie it's one of those

117:49kangaroo hats right it's like Run DMC k this guy's like giving a speech at a college and he's got a like a sock hat on I mean what a weird hat to have as a professor but I think those dudes they don't give a like their version of reality is so it's so it's they're looking at the Universe on this almost impossible to measure level and there's only a few of them that understand the mathematics involved when they started drawing all that mathematical stuff for um quantum theory when they start drawing on those yellow legal pads they sit in the park and do it if you left that there and you gave the next 400 people a million dollars to tell you what it is no one's going to know what the that is you could write in Japanese and you could say uh if someone can read this you get a million dollars someone's going to show up almost immediately and read that there's a lot

118:46of people that speak Japanese there's very few people who understand what the those guys are writing when they're writing all those crazy numbers and letters and squiggle lines and I watched Brian Cox and um I forget who the other scientist was but uh when I did Brian Cox's podcast he's another one that makes me feel stupid as maybe this these guys were talking they were talking about like those equations and they were talking about gravity and I was like what are you what are you even doing up there is that real like no you have no idea they're making these squiggles and all these lines and to them it's like of course of course don't forget the little squiggle with the a like that kind of I didn't know you had a podcast it's hilarious because they enjoyed doing it too because it's like a cool little language that they know so few people know like the

119:34language of that complex those equations it's like almost it's like some crazy foreign alien language like that only a few people know how to speak like they're doing all these equations and trying to prove that at its smallest level the universe is made out of something that's like strings and they vibrate at different frequencies and that's what creates matter and what what what what are you guys talking about and then they start talking about subatomic particles and how they react when being viewed or not viewed and what the are you saying you know I mean that's why that guy doesn't give a he wear a sock hat like who cares this is all just strings like you guys don't even know this you don't even know what you're involved in you guys are playing this this game you know you're sitting here wondering if it's going to be Donald Trump or Ted Cruz for the Republican

120:33nomination and every the the balance of the countryes this guy is study in strings that we can't see maybe they're the biggest artists and we're just so confused that we don't question them like yeah if they all decided to uh keep their mouth shut like it's been going on forever like Einstein created this like hey I figured out a way we don't really have to have real jobs we just talk crazy about strings it is anything's possible but I have a feeling that's uh not what happened I have a feeling because they're teaching it still it's not like no no more we're just gonna it's between you and I and that's it no it's going to die with us no they teach it you know that those High Lev equations and that kind of physics and stuff that's available at universities at the highest level so it's got to be a real thing what if they I don't know just to argument sake what if they found one of

121:25those things to be wrong they have to stop teaching it and teach the right thing which just happened since we've been in school you know they've taught us things that they found out weren't true okay yeah but that's because they get new data and part of the reason why they get new data is because they're going over these equations true man this that's part of the whole idea that's so supposedly so beautiful is that knowledge is like self-correcting and when more knowledge comes about when we learn new things and we have new discoveries and we have new information that we add to it it sort of changes the view of how we're looking at things like it's self-correcting you know it's it becomes a problem if someone's resisting it because they don't want to appear that they were incorrect all these years that's that's a giant problem and that's an ego problem that humans have humans

122:12they they just have that problem even if they were you know teaching to the best of their ability even know they're doing an amazing job with what information that they had if something comes out that contradicts what someone's been teaching boy they resist the out of that it becomes a problem like archaeology a little bit seen it with uh some of those uh Egypt guys like as they try to uh introduce the possibilities of civilizations that were very complex in building giant stone structures like deep deep into our past like 14,000 plus years ago when they started when all more more this evidence starts coming out they're still resisting the idea that Egypt is older than than what it is and this's this guy John Anthony West I know we've had him on that guy if you haven't heard this subject before and you're not interested or you uh you're not educated about uh

122:59Egypt and its history this guy's got this insane documentary series it's it's I mean obviously it's um it's a DVD and it's only an hour or a couple hours long there's six of them though and it's a it's a whole series of them I mean the way this guy did it is so good he's so good at explaining it and he's so passionate about Egypt and he's passionate about the architecture and showing like how much complexity there is and it's six hours or more than 6 hours six DVDs right is that what it is each one an hour magical Egypt yes that's it I think he's got a magical Egypt 2 that he just came out with too but this guy is just obsessed with Egypt and he knows so much about it well some of his uh evidence that they tried to um show to these archaeologists to open up the possibility that we're not just looking when they're looking at Egypt they're not just looking at one

123:54civilization that was Advanced that was making these incredible structures you might be looking at like several Generations that are separated by thousands of years like this might have been an area where there's been like a one construction style that went on for thousands of years and they had another one after that it might have been new people like took over like there's a like a lot of like crazy happened in Egypt like the face of the Pharaoh is apparently an African face and that's after the Nubians conquered um that part of Egypt so what happens when the Nubians came up and conquered Egypt they decided to take that Sphinx and carve an African head into it so they made the Pharaoh whoever the Pharaoh was at the time some bad dude he's the ultimate pimp he turned the Lion's face like yeah that lion that's been here for about 10,000 years dog man I think my

124:49face look better up there than that lion he had they carved his face into a giant existing statue and the existing statue might have been there as long as like 10,000 BC like they think that statue might be old as and that this guy carved his head into it like way after it had been made there's all sorts of cool evidence about that too man that people are reluctant to consider some of it as these fissure marks and these Canyon walls it's only been created by only could have been created by thousands of years of rainfall and there's this guy from Boston University Dr Robert shock who started proposing all these ideas if if anybody's ever interested in this kind of stuff magical Egypt is the I'm telling you it's amazing I I watch nothing but that for months straight I watched it several times so good dude they were so Advanced I mean they were making some crazy even if they're right

125:50even if the egyptologists are 100% correct that's we're still talking about 5,000 years ago 4,500 plus years ago we're talking about like 2500 BC and they were making some insane so even if John Anthony West is wrong and it all comes from the same era it's still in sane how much information is available right now we could see like how mathematically complex these structures were and these people are doing this and they're making these immensely complicated structures at the very earliest or the very Mo most recent 2,500 BC crazy I mean that is crazy and they think the African face is even more recent than that this dude came along just jacked that town and put his face on the lion I hope that happens to the Statue of Liberty if what if our Statue of Liberty gets blacked out it could if Kanye becomes president he'll demand to be the new face on Mount

126:55Rushmore for sure totally 100% 100% 100% Kim also she'll she'll want to be on that as well and that's we know that the human race is a giant failure it just didn't work out we got too capable before we got smart because the the really capable people the people that have figured out how to allow us to manipulate matter and exchange information the people that earned that they were super super intelligent but then they took that and and they gave that power to us they gave it to the masses # dick gamong see what they did what they did was they they made something that we don't deserve we don't deserve this it's too good it's too crazy I mean it's like we're not ready for this level of power and that's what's happening hashtags going to find a way onto our currency at one point pretty soon there's going to be like # dick game strong Kanye or something like that

127:54#f the burn that's out there right hash uh make America great again is that what Trump is what is his yeah that's a lot of letters to give up on on a 140 you know out of 140 you want to keep America great again or make America great again it's too many hashtags or too many letters right too many characters who you voting for Brian burn man Bernie all the way I I I just think he represents common sense and that's the that's the one thing that I like about him he just seems like a normal person talking like you're talking to Ari or something I I agree I agree and I also think like the fact that he's not taking money from Banks like you know when he was asking Hillary to give a transcript the speeches that she gave when she was getting paid a quarter million bucks to talk to these Bankers I mean that's a reasonable request if you're going to be the president that's a reasonable

128:45request and he goes you know I'll tell you ex I'll give you all the transcripts from when I spoke in front of those Bankers because there are none yeah he's good at it man do you see Larry David play him uh Bernie no I haven't seen it oh my God it's some of the best it's they're identical twins it's crazy that's funny Larry David is a genius I love did you see that uh Gary shanding died huh yeah you see yeah up man 66 years old that's right we were talking about it before the podcast what were you saying that there was limo that was at his driveway I seing a report on TMZ that said that he had missed he had like was feeling sick the night before called a doctor friend of his who told him like he should probably go to the hospital tomorrow he's like okay I'll go to the hospital tomorrow so apparently he had booked a car service to take him to the hospital

129:37but before that car had picked him up he had already had to call 911 cuz he was distressed and then collapsed before wow he went went out to the car I guess or whatever man yeah that came out of nowhere you know that that was not I hadn't even thought about him being sick or I didn't know him I only met him once he's very nice that I met him I met him at the comedy magic club I didn't know him but damn he was funny he was funny man that Larry Sanders show was a hilarious show and that's the show that got Paul Sim started who was the executive producer of news radio and the creator of news radio he got a star in the Larry Sanders show and man what I mean I feel like uh I feel like it's awful and everything that he died and especially you know' 66 is not even that old or 62 how old was he 66 I believe 66 you know but I think um I I would at least rather that I think than

130:34the Robin Williams thing the Robin Williams one was such a bummer to me it's weird we're living in a weird time where everyone we know is dying because all the people that were TV stars and people that like movie stars like of Our Generation or so you know are dying like Robin Williams dead are you kidding me Nancy Reagan's dead what the I thought I couldn't believe Nancy rean was alive I was like Nancy Reagan's alive when she died I was like what she just died um yeah man there's been some weird ones the weirdest one is one who hadn't died it's uh Bert Reynolds to me cuz when I was a kid Bert Reynolds was smoky in the Bandit like he was so cool I remember he would drive that Transam and he had that mustache and everybody wanted to be Bert Reynolds he was always laughing and smiling you're like God damn Bert Reynolds is the dude those smoky in the Bandit days he was

131:26like the ultimate having a great time guy cuz he was always smiling his movies he wasn't getting mad at anybody he always had that silly mustache he's smiling and driving around his car and hanging out with Sally Field back when she was hot that was him all the time just great sense of humor and always smiling he's a badass they were great movies man Boogie Nights dude Bert Reynolds is the especially back then then he L he was the yeah but um there was an episode of that um garage uh Gas Monkeys is that what it is Gas Monkey Garage what's that fast and loose fast and Fast and Loud fast and loud that's it yeah the car show Fast and Loud they um built one of those Trans Ams like they had uh one of those smoking the band of transs they were refurbishing it and they met to meet they went to meet Bert Reynolds and man he was just struggling even to walk like yeah here

132:23you could you could actually find it Jamie just pull it up and you know so these guys they showed up at BT's place and when he comes out man you see him walking like look at this damn yeah see he's got a cane and he he can he's all hunched over like he's physically pretty up was he also in cannibal run yeah so smoking the Bandit was wow I for some reason I always thought those were the same movies dude and he was awesome in his first movie or his first big movie which is delivery dude Deliverance was amazing but see him here look at him he's he's hurting man he's hurting you see him walking like to me that's crazy I'm looking at this and I'm like how could this be yeah it looks like he's got a back injury or something dude he's he's soing he's starting to hunched he's so hunched over he's he looks so um like just wounded and injured you know I mean his whole body is just weird I I always

133:19think of him as being that Lively happy guy time you yeah time you evil it's weird to think of like the people that just kind of fell off and like you completely forget about him now like like Tim Conway is he alive Brendan Frasier yeah that guy from the mummy movies yeah yeah there's some certain guys that are giant movie stars and then they just say h I'm just going to stop doing this or society says it's going to stop buying your movies one of those happens something Rick Moranis how he just kind of like he quit yeah he just quit he's like yeah I'm good you see David Letterman the other day that picture of David Letterman oh my God it's like a wild man on the top of a mountain he gonna F I will find that Sasquatch and I will bring back his head I could totally walk by him and not think that's David Letterman at all smart but now somebody outed him yeah shouldn't outed

134:18him man I guess if he throws this glasses on it will even look more so yeah yeah if you do he's got he's just got to have uh he's got to have a new look change it to Red make it all red no one would know yeah look at that that looks he DED it all red crazy yeah he looks like somebody that would be in a fisherman or boat well he had uh some serious heart problem too right didn't he have to have surgery yeah yeah I think so something along those lines leave the show for a while yeah he had some serious heart problems that gets scary man look at them out there jogging and that's why I can't wait till our body can warn us like we'll have like like status lights pH yeah like on my phone like I get this notification like you might be having a blood clot in your left leg are you still doing that diet thing yeah I I had that sickness that everyone has that I

135:08think Jamie has now where it was like a upper respiratory bronchitis kind of flu thing that but mine lasted like three weeks so I had it for a whole week yeah I had it for a whole it might have been more than a week it might have been two weeks cuz I had it for I had it for a while and then I worked out too hard and then I got it again I was like came super strong I was like this is a deceptive cold like it's taking a long time to kick yeah my voice is still kind of up I I mean I just got done hacking up goobers for like a week yeah it's not a good one yeah so so I for for almost a month I haven't been at to the gym since then cuz I still don't like maybe today I feel 100% but I still haven't been like 100% for a while yeah that's the thing man when you start feeling it's it's really important to give your body a break and let your body rehabilitate like people they have this

135:57idea of sweating it out maybe a little bit like a little exercise will get your blood pumping and they'll be as long as you're not putting it under stress and strain but when you start like thinking you're going to work your way out of a a cold you're just going to make your body sicker yeah I just been sleeping I just underestimated it whatever it was I thought it was just a minor cold I'm like I'm just going to lift a little weights here but uh the next day I was like woo and I had a little bit of almost every symptom like it came back where I threw up like the flu Z got the zika virus zika so don't get pregnant my little head baby dude like those poor little head babies are like oh the babies that get affected by it oh how dare you call them that well I thought you were saying you were a head bab I didn't know you're talking about the baby born to the z

136:48virus but are they like going to be 100% brain function like are think so it's real dangerous apparently you know I I don't know enough to really comment on it I don't know how much of it is um medically proven fact but I think when women get pregnant and they have it it's very dangerous I think um that's what people are scared of I've heard people say they won't travel now because of the zika virus I have some friends that wouldn't go to Florida because they were pregnant they didn't too close and whatnot I don't hey man I mean if it's true I would feel the same way I mean can you imagine how guilty you would feel feel like no that I'm getting my party on you know I'm going to Miami and you know you're like just showing a little bit you're like I don't give a I'm here to it's my last night girl you'd feel so awful what a up virus a virus that ruins the baby now

137:46if she a Hawaiian guy the head will be fine right if she has the zika virus a Hawaiian guy or or somebody that's into into steroids someone with a larger head is that what I think you mean Polynesia Polynesia right like Samoan that's what you need you mean Samoan would have been a good example I don't know what the you were talking about like Hawaiians are normalized people uh I guess you're right there mean there's some big Hawaiian Like The Rock you know yeah but like um some moans are giant people okay so if Samo INF some a woman with this like a virus would they have a normal size yeah it would be normal no I don't think it works that way I would like to see I think Simons just have better brain structure I mean jaw structure and like head structure they have a more sound frame to hold the brain in but uh I think the brain shrinks dude I think it's some

138:43real issues you just said the rock made me think of it you know he's making the Baywatch movie right now yeah uh Zack Efron's in it with him have you seen the pictures of Zack Efron going around right we've been talking about it all day I haven't been but is this is that steroids do you think yes 100% or can you get that from you can definitely get that big without steroids he's a young guy but hold on a second he's a young guy he's been lifting weights for years he had a six-pack just a couple of years ago sure um he was shredded and if you just steady straight lifted weights for a long time without doing anything yes like you know you've seen that video of me from that uh NBC from that um VH1 fashion Awards thing the butt one that was yeah where I was naked and when I was in that thing I barely lifted weights I mean I I did like chinups and I did some weightlifting mostly was just

139:38doing kickboxing and I had never taken anything no testosterone no steroids no nothing and I I had quite a bit of muscle like there's there's certain people that are more prone to being muscular especially if you've been doing like gymnastics or something like that like really young in Life or wrestling a lot of wrestlers get it but for me it was kickboxing and a lot of calisthenics and some weightlifting but not even that much really not like like a serious bodybuilder would be doing it if I if I lifted once a week it was very it was very rare for me to stay steady I would lift like for a few months then I would stop and I'd go back to it so the point was I I was dedicated way more to kick boxing than I was to anything else and I still put on a lot of muscle I take that back you know I've seen Zach's always at the comedy store and when he's wearing

140:28normal clothes he just doesn't look that muscular but I just look back 2010 and he's been ripped since then so's got swimmer swimmer body yeah but he's got a trainer I'm sure if you've got a trainer and the trainer makes you work hard you're going to get more muscle it's like you get to a certain level like like if you see a guy like me who's 48 and you see see that he's he still has a good amount of muscle and looks thick most of the time that guy's taking testosterone especially today today's day like the benefits of it are just so obvious I mean you could not take it and just be like a regular 60-year-old guy and just feel frail or you see these guys who are taking it that are 60 years old that are shredded like you go to the beach go to like um Maui or something like that go to the Four Seasons you'll see some businessman was like in his 60s with a six-pack and

141:24giant traps some 60-year-old guy with a personal trainer was taking testosterone like um I think that would be way better than to be like like that Bert Reynolds character doesn't look terrible there he's 63 W that he's using placement of that floating device Hasselhoff was a very nice guy and he was unfear Factor so I will cease comment however there is a gigantic difference between the man on the left and the man on the right the man on the left of the screen is the rock and holy what a stud that guy is like look at the size of him and he's a huge guy on top of that so you know the rock is like 63 something like that right is he 63 that sounds about right probably 270 280 gigantic I mean just shredded and dedicated gets up every morning but again if I had a guess like The Rock is uh not that much younger than me I'm 48 what is that guy is he 44 how old is he

142:28how guess Brian take a guess who the rock yeah I would say he's your age 49 48 no I don't think he's my age3 43 yeah there we go but point being I mean is it's technically possible to be that big without steroids and he does have an insane work ethic but I would imagine he's taking testosterone you he has to but there's no shame in it everybody's people are weird about like hiding that it's these are chemical components of our body that we can manipulate I'm not talking about taking massive amounts of it because that's dangerous it's not smart it's not good for you it'll it's going to you up like when when guys go too deep with it it's going to you up but that doesn't mean that like low levels of it aren't possibly helpful I'll take it cuz the alternative is your body just stops working good I mean that's the alternative I mean everybody wants it's like there's a pride thing involved in

143:22it like where people don't want to admit they need it it's a real weird when do you think is the or not the best but what's what do you think is a good way to decide when you should take it go to a doctor for sure let them tell you 100% yeah you should go to a doctor who really understands what's going on where you know he's on top of the the latest as far as uh replacing hormones and what are the benefits of doing it naturally what are the benefits of augmenting it with some sort of a synthetic hormone and how a guy who's got a long history of it who does blood work extensive blood work and wants to find out how healthy you are and the first thing they're going to do if he's good first thing they're going to do is manipulate your diet that's the first thing they all do they all want to look at your blood work and go look you're really low in D3 this you that you need to start

144:07taking nasin like what kind of foods are you eating cuz you just just doing that just lowering your sugar intake and all your that you eat and alcohol just that alone if you can minimize alcohol and lower your sugar intake like really lower it you'll have a big impact on your hormones just that it'll have a big impact on all aspects of your body your body will just work better you your insulin won't be so spiked it just gets real weird when you start chugging Mountain Dew all day and you get like insane levels of sugar that a lot of people will get and I know people like Joe you got to get off this sugar chalk talking about sugar too much I know I do I know you're right but but that's the point is they'll they'll work on your diet first so what they would do is they would they would check your blood they'd find out where your levels are of everything including your um

144:56thyroid hormones a lot of people have thyroid issues they might not even know about it I bet my shit's all up I bet all ABC and D probably you should get it checked out and probably totally do that you know but if you you have to be like willing to listen to them if if if they say you have to drink water you have to take niin you have to do this you have to do that I want you to limit your amount of uh you know fried foods the trans fats how would you find a good doctor that does this besides like maybe just ask your back page good question you know it's funny you because you don't want to quack you know you don't want some nutty dude who just wants to shoot you up with steroids you want to you want to have a doctor that is uh intelligent about how they approach it and hopefully a doctor that's older than you that's on it that's like best case scenario if your

145:42doctor's not taking hormones you're like H but you're what but you're 80 dude what are you doing trying to stay alive what are you doing you know you talk to some 80-year-old doctor and he's yolked that's the guy you want to listen to okay what's he doing what you doing over there dude why you so strong there's some old dudes that are involved in powerlifting competitions it's bananas I mean I don't know if they're pretending to be natural I don't know how that works are they allowed to do whatever they want but I was watching these um these guys were there in their 60s and they're powerlifting I'm I'm talking like massive amounts of weight 5 600 lb watch these guys power power lift and I'm like what how how old are these guys and they're deadlifting 500 lb 600 lbs like that's crazy like those people didn't exist there was no 60-year-old deadlifters 20

146:42years ago they didn't even think about doing it yeah there's a lot of those guys at my gym a lot of the old guys that you're like how is this guy still going look at him and his body's crazy looking cuz when you have an old body mixed with muscles it's really weird well there's a big difference between a person who's not doing look at this how old is that guy the Arnold Classic Europe 2012 over 60 pose down over 60 every one of these guys is over 60 that is oh my God that looks like CGI doesn't that look fake it's insane yes with that guy's old man face yeah that's look at that that looks like looks like Jay Leno or something especially well look at him too he's dancing terribly his skin is kind of wrinkly and he's got a cop mustache he's got it all going on can you imine being in a hot tub with these guys he's got the John stasel over 60 shredded see this is

147:40the difference between being a man and being a woman too because I don't think that a woman can take some that will like give her like a more feminine body as she gets older you know what I mean whereas a guy like these guys are obviously taking some and they're in their 60s and they have all this muscle and they look like like super athletes I mean that's what these guys look like it's ridiculous C guy on the it definitely looks it definitely looks crazy not look right but that guy right there with the red shorts on the far left like that guy looks like he could be 30 years old that's insane the fact that that guy's 60 something that's insane so gross but my point being like there's not anything like this available for a woman a woman can't take something that like makes her as she gets older look uh more like a younger woman say haircut was pretty cool why do they all have to be that

148:37color do that make it look better or something yeah they um they use that fake tanning because the darker they are the more it highlights their muscularity that old guy's got a flabby ass he shouldn't turn his ass to the camera look at his hair he shaved it down to this little cute Mohawk a hipster oh that's a oh yeah I didn't even notice that he got a 60-year-old dud at a mohawk maybe he had a first it could be the original maybe never let it go he's got giant ab muscles this is getting gay I know and that guy's face is tripping me up let's wrap this up let's bring it home you got anything uh else you wanted to talk about can we yeah shut this off shut this off shut this off and move on with our lives ladies and gentlemen it's been beautiful this is episode 777 so I thought it had to be you cuz of all your seven references that you threw in all throughout the years that number haunts

149:28me so bad why I don't know it just comes up so much now okay are you sure I have a seven on my shirt do uh I don't know I might I don't give a how about that no you don't you have a seven on your hat Brian desk squad. TV yes oh I got a new shirt that's for pre-order what is it it's the old pill shirt the one with the cat uh the like looking one but I just have it black and white now like like remixed it like different colors beautiful and uh gigs coming up deathsquad.tv what do you guys got going on uh we're going to be in Nashville soon Vancouver next month what are you doing Wise Guys I mean um Z bring K Tony there and uh Vancouver yeah that's um I'm there I'm in Nashville too I'm at the Wyman the Ryman Ryman Ryman Auditorium when is that what's the date on it May 20th May 20th young Jamie really young Jamie on the ball yeah in this in the neighborhood

150:25all right uh anything else oh uh what Brian redband do don't know he has his own podcast now yes uh killing it killing I heard it's doing really well yeah and uh this I'm this uh next episode I'm about to release has the Seinfeld in it oh what's the Seinfeld the stupid question I asked Seinfeld okay maybe you should delete yeah I did that's um anything else that's it all right you that's it for this week only one only doing one but we'll be back next week Strong full force see you soon bye who