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Everlast (Part 2)

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00:00But with music, I'm not even remotely musical, so I can just fully appreciate it, you know? So like watching that show, I mean, that was a, there's something about watching like a live show like that, watching some badass musicians get up and fuck around together like that. It's like, damn, like this is a, this is some, this is a very special feeling that you guys can put out there, you know? Very special party appreciation performance feeling, you know? That's an unusual vibe, man, the vibe that you guys put out that night. That was fucking fun. It was a good time. What's up? We're back on? Yeah. That was a real good time, man. That was totally – in fact, it was one of you, either you or Dana, that were like, yo, they're calling you because I was so drunk. I was just in my own conversation. Yeah, they were on stage calling you. I was like, yo, Everlast. I was like, what? Yeah.

00:49And, folks, when I tell you, he went out with no preparation. I mean, from walking up to the stage, you had a drink in your hand still. and you're like, we're going to do what it's like? Yeah. Let's do this shit. Y'all ready? Y'all ready? And there was no warming up. You just went right into it and nailed it. That was beautiful, man. That was a real moment. I think the liquor helped everybody. Fuck yeah, it did. And it did in a good way, man. There's something about liquor, man. Look, I know it accelerates the aging process. I know it's one step closer to the grave. But I swear to God, it makes the days a little more fun. You know? There's nothing wrong with a whiskey here and there, man. It makes nighttime experiences a lot more interesting. People get crazy. I have great stories. can't tell me I don't have some awesome memories you know it's it's not all bad and when you can

01:31perform like that boom and you think you could just say I think the liquor helped me liquor and and the reefer but then whatever the fuck helped you that's a good thing that has to be a good thing it has to be a good thing it's a one of the art forms I could really truly appreciate it was the least I could have done being I think the hard rock like flew me out there put me up like not even on the promise I didn't sign no contract saying I get on stay I was just there to go to fight they like when I'd stay there they were they're always treating me like a king there and that was the glory days of vegas and yeah that was you know I haven't been in like since the baby's been born two years I gotta go to a fight but I'm not going uh I've been to one ufc on new year's weekend I think it was even on new year's eve or the no it was on the 30th

02:13well this weekend's gonna be mobbed because it's new year's weekend it's brock lesnar versus alistair over the way they shut the street down I just it's I've been it's like new york times square I've done it yeah been there done that yeah I'm good yeah chaos craziness new year's eve for me is a night to just sit at the house yep and chill and watch dick clark you know does dick clark still rocking he counts it down does he still he still comes and counts it down and he's had a stroke right yeah he could barely talk it's really hard he gives it a good he gives it hey man why not what's he like 109 how old is he he's like 109 the joke was the joke for the longest time the joke was that dick clark was uh like that he never aged yeah and then all sudden the devil that's what it was yeah he is the devil he created the bloopers and practical jokes did he

03:02I think he created america's funniest home video yeah he's original that dude got money and he's still working paper isn't amazing still working him and merv go to vegas probably that party just bitches all over the place but merv griffin didn't like bitches Oh Right I don't know I'm pretty sure he didn't Shit more for dick Yeah I think he was I think he was more Attracted to the gentleman You know They just went Had a goddamn Crazy wild orgy Back in the day You could get away From some shit back then Yeah No TMZ You know some real Like Hogan's Heroes shit right Did you ever see that movie Autofocus I actually saw The first half of it Just the other night I didn't finish watching it though But it intrigued me enough That I had to go Or something But it was on I was like man This is I was like, first I didn't know. It was on. I didn't even know it was about dude from Hogan's Heroes.

03:54I was like, what is this? Craig Kinnear's kind of, this is weird. And then I caught on. I was like, oh, it's the Hogan's Heroes guy. I was like, he went out crazy. Yeah, it's a wild movie, man. I don't think they ever solved his murder either. I think his murder is still up for investigation. They think it was the guy that he was buddy-buddy with, but they couldn't prove it. The William Dafoe guy? Yeah, the William Dafoe guy. That's what they insinuated in the movie, right? I might be talking about my ass. Brian, Google that. Find out if they ever found out his killer. What the hell was his real name? Bob something. Bob. Crane? Bob Crane. Yes, you're right. Bang. That was a weird movie, man. The whole boy just got obsessed with making his own porn. Yeah. Him and his buddy would just make porn every night. They just got obsessed with having orgies and making porn.

04:42And then it went all wrong when the dude grabbed his ass in the movie. Yeah. See, I didn't catch up to that part. There's always one dude who has to take shit too far. Wow. We got a good thing going. We're all boning in the same room together. Hey, man, somebody could get murdered behind that. That's exactly what probably happened. This is Bob Crane's murder now ruled suicide from March 4th, 2011. He said not ruled. Now ruled. What? I thought he was bludgeoning to death. No, I don't think he was bludgeoning to death. I thought it was. Wasn't that autoerotic? No. That was David Carradine and the NXS dude. How much stuff is that, dude? You're not the kung fu guy no more, man. You're not him, dude. You're that guy that died in the closet. Jerking off with a wetsuit on. Wow, dude. Wow, man. That's just. Wow. It says murder may have been gruesome, drawn out suicide. What?

05:36That sounds like somebody paid somebody off. They thought it was murder for years. They thought he was bludgeoned to death. I'm pretty sure. Why don't you look up Bob Crane caused a death? because I'm pretty sure Homeboy was like bludgeoned to death. I mean, didn't they insinuate that in the movie? Did the movie take some Oliver Stone-like leaps of faith? I'm sure it did. It might have. That was made before 2011. I had to explain to somebody that was talking to me about Oliver Stone. They were talking to me about that JFK movie, which I loved. It was a great movie and a fascinating movie. But I was talking to a guy, and I was like, it was a good movie, but it's not necessarily the truth. And he goes, oh, yes, it is. And I go, no, no, you know that old general that gives him all the information? Donald Sutherland, that guy didn't really exist. Yeah, he doesn't exist. He doesn't exist.

06:18He's not a real dude. So it's a movie now. Now who knows what the fuck is going on. This guy just threw some serious liberal agenda in there. We need a guy. We need a hero. We need a guy that stands up for truth. A deep throat character. We need one of these. I had this dude on yesterday. His name is Michael Rupert, and he's a guy who was a LAPD narcotics investigator who caught the CIA selling heroin in the hood. and went public with it. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know who you're talking about. You know who you're talking about? Yeah, yeah, I've seen him in a few different films. Dude, he was fucking my head up yesterday, man. That's a guy who really did do that. He's a guy who really was a good cop who stood up and said, fuck this, this is not what we're supposed to be doing. Serpicoated. Yeah, he serpicoated and somehow stayed alive. That's crazy.

07:07I wish you would have been able to see his face when I asked about Tupac because it was kind of weird. You know, I got an email. I sent you an email. I forwarded you an email a guy got upset at the photo that you used for the webpage for like you know you froze like an image is that randomly created yeah I just pretty much go oh he's laughing here making a photo well he had a good rant and I looked at the picture I'm like why is everybody is everybody getting more fucking sensitive it seems like people are getting more entitled they want more apologies they want you accept when you were young what's the picture I don't even when you were young it's not bad at all he's ranting you couldn't pick up a device and tell Jimmy page from led zeppelin like you suck balls man you didn't sign my record yeah no shit you know

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07:49what I mean yeah they missed out on all the negativity you know what I'm saying is like it's just crazy like I have a hard time dealing with a lot of the whole technology man like I said I just because it's like wow man people really wild I mean for every beautiful I mean I get a lot of nice stuff you know but it's weird how like sometimes that one thing that it could be one thing in a week. Like, one bad little thing and you're like, oh, you motherfucking fuck. And they come after you, you know, and they don't understand that sometimes, you know, you're just throwing shit out there. Sometimes you're just throwing shit out there. You got an idea and just, oh, let me fucking tweet this. I actually got it pretty good probably compared to you. I've never looked at your timeline or your mentions. Man, people are usually really friendly to me. Every once in a while,

08:29like a 14-year-old wakes up and discovers that battle I had with Eminem and decides to write me a message on how much I suck and, you know, I'm the, You're going to have to deal with that. Little cowards who want to jump in on the fight and get their shots in. I don't care. It's funny to me. It's cool. I'm sure it is. That's what I'm like, man. And if I could have wrote something to somebody famous, it's like, I don't know. Would it just have been like, you suck ass. Yeah, what would you have done when you were 14? I mean, this would be funny, man. I used to have a thing. I went to when the Staples Center opened up. Me and B-Real from Cypress Hill, we both had season tickets the first three championship years. I went every single game, man. And we sat pretty close to the floor. And I became kind of well-known for being a bit of a heckler because I would get the player's attention.

09:14And it was always like because I tried to say something funny or stupid or clever. I never was like, you suck and your mom's a whore. Because there was like already a thousand guys that they learned to tune out. I remember the first time I ever got a guy was Grant Hill. He was on the free throw line. And something had happened to his eye in the game where he had a Band-Aid on the eye. and he was like just peeling a little bit off. And right as he was about to take his shot, I yelled, Greg, fix your Band-Aid. And he's like, I can see him giggle and he misses the shot. That's hilarious. And Shaq turns around and looks over and he's like laughing. You know, he's giggling. So I learned from that day on, I was like, oh, you got to say something funny. If you say something funny to these dudes, you'll get them every time. I went to the fights at the New Orleans once.

10:00You ever go to the New Orleans in Vegas? It's a smaller casino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Less known fights there. I went with Doug Stanhope. And me and Stanhope are getting hammered. And as we're getting hammered, Stanhope starts yelling at the boxers. We're in the undercard. And the undercard of a boxing match is very different than the undercard of a UFC match. You don't hear shit. You hear a few conversations in the audience, but it's really generally fairly quiet the first couple fights of the night. So while these guys are fucking duking it out in the front, we're in like the second or third row. Stanhope's going, hold him down and fuck his face. It'll destroy his confidence. He's yelling every 10 seconds. He has a new one. Wait till the end of the round and throw your hands up in the air and say, you've been punked. He kept like every 10 seconds he would come up with some new heckle.

10:47And we were just laughing. I'm like, these poor fucks, they have to fight in a championship fight while someone's yelling the most ridiculous shit. They have to be hearing this. There's no way they're not hearing this. I wish they would let that in tennis. That would be hilarious. Oh, it would be amazing. Yeah, why does tennis get to be the same thing with pool and golf? Because they're emotional. Yeah, when you're playing pool, man, you know, professional pool matches, if you're talking on the sidelines, they'll fucking kill you. There's not, you know, pool tables aren't, like, you know, in bars all around the world. You know, people don't learn how to play pool. They do, but there's a big difference between bar, table, pool and professional pool that's played for, like, big money. When those guys play, those guys don't want any talking. Those guys don't fuck around.

11:26Those guys are killers. You know, they just want to run out. They don't want to hear you chewing your gum. They don't want to hear you making your text messages with your fucking clicker on. But they want their prize money that comes from the cat paying to get in the door. They do. They do. It's an enigma. They want to be treated like golfers do. But there's no money in it, unfortunately. It's a weird thing because a lot of people play pool. This is really hard to make a living as a professional pool player. It's pool to me is like an art form that only the people who play it can appreciate. Yeah, I'm going pro in the dart circuit soon. Darts are badass too. something about controlling anything, whether it's playing pool or darts or fucking, even, you know, what's that game? The fucking shuttle thing with a... Foosball? Foosball, yeah. That thing. Even that.

12:08I mean, it's something about controlling things, you know? Yeah. We can get very easily addicted to distractions of controlling things. Darts are fun. Darts are fun. I like going to the country. You go to Canada and automatically I'm a curling fan. You know, you put it on the TV. go to England and find like a dart match to watch on TV like network TV. I caught myself watching curling. I was in like Nova Scotia watching people curling on TV. It's a great sport, man. I wouldn't go that far, but it's fascinating that people are still considering it. It's good TV. When there's no other TV to be had. It's good TV. It is kind of interesting. You know, they're trying to put that thing perfectly. The idea of controlling something is just the right amount of push. It's really the same thing with pool. It's just the right amount of push to get the next ball in the perfect position.

12:56Yeah, there's a weird thing that people have with wanting to control their environment. It's all just symptomatic of our inability to control our own lives, and we know that it's all going to end. We want to control other things around us. We want to fucking Rubik's Cube in 13 seconds. We want to control as much as we can around us. Right. Video games and shit. I don't want to control anything, man. What do you want to do, Everlast, from the house of pain? just in case any of y'all needed the pedigree I don't know man I just want to make music you know smoke an occasional joint and you're a little whiskey hug my daughter you got a an awesome life you got an awesome way to make a living you know figure out a way to express yourself for a living to be honest dude I I'm lucky in the sense that if I didn't if I I didn't want to live any kind of extravagant life,

13:48which I really do because I'm just kind of a flamboyant dude. You know what I mean? Would you consider yourself a baller? No. Somebody ever asks you, though? No, no, no. I'm trying to be a saver. A saver. Try it, try it, try it. I went from just all out spending. I would just, whatever I made. Before I got married and had a kid, whatever I made, I spent. I know what you mean. Just never thought twice about it. Yeah, that's the recklessness of bachelorhood with money. Yeah. Like, I thank God every day because that jump around song is like Louie Louie, man. That motherfucker is never going away, dog. Never going away. That's never going away, dog. I used to love it when Marcus Davis was in the UFC because I knew I was going to get to hear it. You know what? I gave you a bunch of shout-outs while I was playing. I know. I'm always watching, too.

14:31I would usually text you if the number hadn't changed that week. Yeah, he was mad at me. He thought that I was ignoring his text. No, I sent you a text. I'll tell the story. I was sitting there baked watching one of the UFCs. It was like maybe two ago. and I was like, man, Joe, man, Joe's, you know, because I watch Strikeforce. I watch a bunch of the other stuff, and I'm not putting anybody down, dude. I can't stand any commentators. Most of it I don't listen to the commentators. I, like, will turn it down and just kind of watch and have some music going or something else because usually I've got some peoples around, and we'll talk our own shit. But we listen to Joe Rogan, like, call a fight. You know what I mean? Oh, thank you, man. I don't even listen to most – like, you know, If you ain't Jim Lampley, I ain't fucking what you calling a boxing match on that kind of thing.

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15:17So I was just, hi, I texted you. I was like, man, you a bad motherfucker, dude. And I think one of your specials had just been on, and we were laughing about that. She was like, you a funny motherfucker, and you're going to be like the Chick Hearn of MMA. It's like, you're going to go down into history. And I just sent it and didn't even think twice. The next day I woke up, I was even kind of like, oh, man, I was so high. Look what I sent Joe. I was like, I just sent Joe this sloppy ass. Sent him a tampon. ass-kissing compliment. I was like, but that motherfucker didn't even say thanks, man. He didn't even say thank you, man. I was like, whatever, dude. And then they were like, yo, you got my new number, man? That's hilarious. That was funny. Yeah, that's hilarious. I hate that, though. Well, at least I got you quick enough. I got, you know, in a wall of contact. How many days?

16:03I made it inside. Like I said, within one fight cycle. Within a couple of weeks. So there was a good week that you were just like, fuck Joe. Motherfucker. Not fuck Joe, but like, god damn, man. Insensitive bitch. Trust you with my love and friendship. Damn, man, I'll give you love like that. Yeah. I agree, man. You don't even blush a little bit, man. You're like writing a song about it. I ran into people that told me they wrote me incredible emails. I'm like, I might not have got it, man. I'm so sorry. Shit slips by. It's like, I called him the chick her in the MMA, man. I texted my name. Damn. Isn't that, I mean, I said earlier what Anthony Bourdain said to me, and it's one of the things that I was thinking when I was hanging out with you in Vegas. I was like, how cool is this? I'm here smoking weed in a club with Everlast from the fucking House of Pain.

16:50Is that one of the coolest things about being famous, that you just get to hang out with a bunch of other cool famous people? When cats come up to you that you wanted to meet, that wanted to meet you first, that's exciting. You'd be like, oh, man. I remember the first time I went to the Grammys for House of Pain, I mean, we were sitting there. We were just jazzed to be in the room and whatever, and we get tapped on the shoulder, and we turn around, and it's all the – except for Bono, the rest of U2, like the Edge. I guess Bono was off doing some something, but they communicated to us like, yo, we're huge fans. We love it. We were like, you're fucking U2, man. Wow. That's nutty, man. That's fucking crazy. It's crazy, man. Whew. So, you know, that kind of shit is mad cool. You know what I mean? But for me, it was like I was – you know, the fights were always kind of that for me

17:34when, like, you know, one of the fighters would come up and be like, Yo, I love your music. That is amazing. Because that's something I get to fanboy out on a little bit. How many other guys came out to your shit besides Marcus? Because I know other guys come out to it too, right? I don't know. A few, right? Yeah, I mean, you know. Come on, that's a great get fired up for a fucking battle song. I have other, like a group, La Coga Nostra, Nick Diaz, came out to one of them songs when he came out for Pride for that fight with, what was the dude he beat him up to? Gomi? Gomi, yeah. That was a great fight. Yeah, yeah. Came out to like a La Coga song. It was kind of dope. And, you know, his brother, fuck Gomi up. As bad as Nick Diaz, fuck Gomi up. Nick Diaz and Gomi were in a battle that Nick Diaz won. Nick Diaz, fuck Gomi up. We had the inside line on that, too. Damn.

18:20I love the Diaz brothers. Nick Diaz is on a new level right now. He's fighting Donald Cerrone this weekend. That's going to be a good fight. Woo! Are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding me? That's the co-main event to me. So is Nick and GSP going to get in the ring? there well gsp just had serious acl reconstruction surgery and he had the one I had both different kinds of surgery and I'm very surprised that he elected to get the patella tendon graft which is from what I understand is not the best move because it can compromise the patella tendon because it takes a third away or the patella there's two there's a bunch of different ways to do it with the acl acl is a real common injury they can either take the hamstring they take a big chunk of meat and they reconstruct the ACL, which they have done before and it has been successful, but that takes a long amount of rehab.

19:06Or they use a cadaver. The cadaver is they have an Achilles tendon, which is a big, thick tendon, much bigger and thicker, and they stick that in and it serves as a platform for your body, sort of scaffolding for your body to create new cells on it. So there's a couple different ways. And he went one of the ways it takes the longest time to rehab. The patella tendon graft, some people swear by it, some my doctor didn't. My doctor said that it compromises the front of the knee, that you can get, you know, a better effect with the cadaver graft. And I've had both done, and the one that I had with the cadaver graft healed much quicker. It was much easier, much less invasive. I was back to normal quicker. Everything about it was quicker. So I think he's in for a long rehab. So GSP, I think, is in for at least a nine-month rehab, and that's being conservative.

19:55He really probably should last 10 or maybe even a year. A year is a smart, calculated move because he doesn't need money. You know, he's a young man. It would be good. They're going to let him hold the belt that long? No, they will not. They're going to have an interim championship on February 4th. That's where shit gets hairy because GSP has to sit on the sidelines with a fucked up knee while Carlos Condit and Nick Diaz are going to war. That's going to be chaos. That's five rounds for the interim title. So all that time, GSP has to fight with the demons of pushing it too fast because a lot of guys, when they get that ACL surgery, they fuck around. They feel good, so they start rolling real early. Like Ed Shortfuse Herman was one of the most recent ones. He got his ACL done. He starts, you know, rehabbing. He's feeling pretty good, so he takes jiu-jitsu class

20:41or takes kickboxing class, whatever he was doing. Pop! It goes out again. Now you've got to go through surgery again and go through the whole goddamn process. That's crazy. And he came through it, and he got out of the woods, but it's a 16-month process now. Now you're dealing with, you know, another 10 months on top of that. so he's so whenever George and Nick Diaz get it on who the fuck knows now now now it's a matter of how smart is GSP play out the surgery how much damage was there really what about soft tissue the soft tissue can make it difficult for him to shoot in my make shit swell up soft tissue is a lot of times the bigger issue than the actual ligaments themselves because they can replace the ligaments they don't really replace soft tissue becomes a real irritating problem. They even use like fake pads. They put fake pads inside of knees now, like synthetic pads.

21:33You know, a lot of dudes have fucked their knees up, man. I have to see that fight, though. Oh, fuck yeah, you have to. That's chaos, man. You know, the real question is, GSP is like this fucking goddamn super athlete, you know. GSP is like, you know, like one of the best athletes that we've ever seen in the UFC as far as like explosion, the ability to keep up a certain pace and pound guys and take guys down and implement his own game plan. But Nick Diaz has got the craziest fucking cardio the MMA world has ever seen. This dude swam. He's a tough cat dog. He's tough as shit. Bro, he swam from Alcatraz twice. For fun. Just shut the fuck up and sit down. You ain't willing to swim from Alcatraz twice. People don't even understand the amount of confidence that guy must have in his wind in comparison to anybody else. So he'll take you on a race that you can't complete.

22:27He'll go, okay, we're just going to run nine miles an hour and see how long you can do this for. Because I could do it for a day. He could do it for a day. He could run hills all day, then get on a bike and ride for a couple hours, then get in the ocean, swim. And that cardio that he has worked diligently to build up has become like an extra weapon that a lot of people don't recognize. But you see it in his fights, man. He takes dudes into these crazy battles. He talks shit to them. He gets them all emotional, and then by five minutes, they're fucking done. And he's just warming up. He's just warming up. He's like, what, bitch? What, bitch? He's in their face popping shots on him, hitting them 50%, and they can't stop it. And it's the most infuriating thing to them. You watch guys implode mentally. And a big weapon that he's using is that crazy cardio. He's got some next-level cardio.

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23:14That's what I tell people. He swam Alcatraz for fun. Twice. For fun. For fun. That's not even for training. That was for fun. And you know what? That's the place where you really have to worry about great whites. That's where they fucking breed. Oh, yeah. They breed up there. That's a real issue. There's a lot of great whites. Also, some of the coldest water you can get in in North America. It's coming down from Alaska, man. It's cold as fuck. It's freezing. That's funny. And he's a bad motherfucker, dude. He's tough. There's a level of toughness that that guy has that very few human beings will ever achieve. there's a level of just sheer toughness that you don't understand. You don't understand until you experience it, especially until you watch it live. You know, when I watched him fight BJ Penn live, you know, you get a – I mean, I've seen Nick fight.

24:03I've called a bunch of his fights in his previous career in the UFC. But to watch him, like, he's – first of all, he's not even fucking 30 yet. Okay? So he's not even in his prime yet. But I watched that performance that he put on against BJ Penn. I'm like, nobody ever dragged BJ Penn around like this before. Not standing up. You know, dudes have taken him down and held on to him like GSP and beat him up. That's what GSP did. But this is not what Nick Diaz did. Nick Diaz kept him up and beat him up. Nobody ever did that before. Just wore him out. That was a tough fight. Fuck, it's hard to watch. I'm such a fan of both of those dudes. Both guys. I love BJ Penn, man. For me, BJ is Jordan just because of what he's done. One of the all-time greatest. How he's gone up and down. There ain't no fight. That's why some cats, I just can't.

24:46I mean, as much as I respect, I won't get in the octagon with any of them. But if you ain't gone up and down and moved around and fought, you know, the guy above you and the guy below you, you know, it's kind of like you ain't BJ Pan. One thing about BJ is BJ's clean. You know, BJ's not taking juice to go up and wait. When BJ went up and wait, he ate donuts. You know what I'm saying? BJ ate cheeseburgers and shit and fought Leota Machida with a big belly. He didn't give a fuck. You know, he's legit, you know. And so when you go back and you look at, like, all the fighters that have ever competed in MMA and you look at who's been the most courageous, most willing to fight anybody, he's not a 170. He's so much smaller than guys like Anthony Johnson. It is hard to even wrap your head around the fact that they could ever be considered in the same weight class.

25:31The fact that those guys can somehow or another be in the same weight class is utterly, completely ridiculous. And Johnson just moved up to 85 for his next fight finally. But BJ's never really been a 170. He's really – his natural weight should probably be like 160, 165, somewhere around that. And he can cut to 155, but it's miserable. But at 170, they're just too big. It's just a physical – like when he fought John Fitch. It was a good fight for the first two rounds, the third round. Fitch just overpowered him, over-wrestled him, got a hold of him, and beat him up for like the last few minutes of the fight. Remember him? But Beach Nation, all-time great, without a doubt. That guy's a savage, you know. You go back and watch some of his early fights. Watch, you know, watch his fight with Diego Sanchez. Holy shit. When he got in that kind of shape, when he was with the Marinovichs,

26:16and he was just, apparently the training that they were putting him through, though, was, like, so bad, he couldn't get home. He couldn't pick up his baby. Like, he would get home from training, and he had nothing left. He had nothing. And they would just break him. Because the whole idea is your body has got to get the signal, like, listen, bitch, we're doing this every day. You need to speed up these cycles. You need to get us on some, like, high-level shit right now. We need to pick up the pace. We need to fucking make our heart rate lower. We need to fucking make our muscle tissue regeneration quicker. And the only way to do that is to break dudes down, you know. And guys like the Marinovichs, they'll put you through something that you wish you were dead. And so BJ got at the end of that, man, was just a super athlete when he went out against Diego Sanchez. That was crazy.

26:55An in-shape BJ Penn like that? God damn that. BJ Penn with abs? That's scary as fuck. That's scary as fuck. But you can't keep that going for so long. You can only keep that going for so long. That's hard. It's hard to keep that kind of pace, that wishing you were dead for eight weeks out of every training cycle. You know? I mean, I'm just talking shit. I don't even appreciate it on the level that he has because he went through it. But that guy in that shape, that BJ Penn I put up against almost anybody in the history of that division. No doubt. It's a crazy sport, man. It's the most guttural real sport of all time, right? You've been ringside for a lot of them, man. I mean, there was a period where I didn't miss one, you know what I mean? until y'all started taking it overseas. I was there. I'm just a fan. I mean, the way that even happened was I was doing a show in Boston

27:44at, like, Tweeter Center or something, and Dana and Chuck Liddell walked by. And I really wasn't familiar with Dana yet, but I was like, Chuck Liddell! And he was like, oh, and he was like, Everlast. And Dana was like, oh, Everlast. I was like, yeah, I'm Dana White. It was relatively soon after the takeover, you know what I mean? And he was just like, oh, any fights you come to? And I had gone to like one or two fights on my own. But I was like, sure. And I called him like a week later. Like there was a fight. I was like, I'm going to come to Vegas. And he put me ringside. And it was like, I was hooked, man. It was a wrap. I was like, oh, man, this is the life. Yeah. It was so fun to watch them live, man. To be right there and watch history. I love watching like the Unleashed on Spike and be like, I'm there. I'm there at that fight. I'm right there.

28:28Fights are one of the few things I can watch over again. even though I know the outcome. I'm getting to probably a good 15, 20 of them. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, at least. Yeah. Somebody keeps going off, man. That might be me. We haven't figured out the culprit. Well, this, I'm pretty sure this last one was me. Yeah. The horrors of being connected to the world all the time. Is everything cool in the wonderful world of everlasting? What is it like having an extra name? You know? I mean, I want to say a fake name because that's your real performance name. But, you know, I've always just been. You know me. You know, you call me by my, I'm just, a lot of my folks call me Eric. Unless it's, if somebody's comfortable calling me Everlast, like in a personal situation, or Ev, or E, whatever, it doesn't bother me. When you're at the store, do people say, hey, Eric? No. Does anybody ever say, hey, Eric?

29:15Not if they don't know me. It's always Everlast. Yeah, yeah. Or Whitey Ford. A lot of people call me Whitey Ford because that album was called Whitey Ford. Oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah, so I'm cool with that. You're cool with Whitey Ford or Everlast. But you can't call you Eric until you get to know you. You can call me that. I'm just saying it's like not most people like you know walk up to me like hey Eric how are you doing you know you're like I would think that the Eric I love what it's like do that Eric I jump around I don't think they would want to do that to you know get themselves in deep quick listen I know your real name bro yeah do you have people go we please jump for me or shit like that no no apparently you haven't spent too much time in Columbus Ohio yeah the test market town when They got everybody on fucking ether. In green boxes. That's funny. Yeah, indeed.

30:04No, I don't get much trouble. Listen, man, thank you very much for doing this. Yeah, too. A lot of fun. Hey, man, anytime, dude. It's been an honor. You know what I mean? I was getting hollered at on Twitter about it, like, you need to do Joe's show. And I was just like, yeah, Joe, I need to do your show. What's up? Everybody needs to buy this record. That's what's up. It's not a record anymore. There's CDs now. Is it on iTunes as well? Yeah, it's on iTunes. I got mine. It's called Ungrateful Living. Songs of the Ungrateful Living. The Ungrateful Living. And the single that we played was I Get By. Yeah. And I'm going to listen to that on the way home, man. I can't wait. Yeah. It's an album, actually. It's my house. I know you've heard it before. Hey. But it's true. Come on. What you afraid of? What's going to do you? You're good at it. For all the girls that I loved before,

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30:57They got a lot more than they bargained for They got a lot more than they was anticipating Started off loving, winded up hating Remember back when we were very first dating You said, baby, be patient Because I'm all about waiting I'm not your open, I'm not your open You gotta prove your love for That's a fun one. We're gonna shoot a video for it. Yeah? Is that your next single? No. That'll probably be after the next one. I'm trying to shoot a video for a bunch of the songs, like even songs that ain't singles. It's that era where you could just shoot a video and put it on YouTube. It doesn't have to be a single. You can film it on your iPhone. It's an awesome time, man, to just put shit out there. In certain ways it is. In certain ways it's not? In certain ways it's not. Well, in certain ways it's not. It's for record sales, right? Record sales kind of went out the window.

31:42The problem is there's no moral connection to the stealing. Right. I believe if people really understood that, look, I mean, I'm working on a completely independent level here. I still spent probably a good hundred grand getting this record together and put out and all that. You know what I mean? And, you know, let alone any advertising or whatever else. Publicist I got to hire or this or that or the other. You know, that's on top of that. You know what I mean? So it's like when you don't buy the music, you're hurting. It's like, you know, you're killing it off. You're going to, you know what I mean? So I'll keep making it. You know what I mean? But sooner or later, it's going to just be like, man, why bother? You know, I'll just make it for myself and give it to my homeboys and whatever, you know. People don't feel that they're doing anything wrong because you don't feel anything.

32:26You click some links and then you get it. I used to make a joke like, yo, it's cool. As long as when I come to your – you can download all my music for free. That's cool. As long as, hey, man, just leave a key under the mat at your crib. And when I come to town, I can come make a sandwich and sleep on the couch and borrow the car and drive myself to the gig and come back afterwards, take a shower and have another sandwich before I leave town and we're good. I could live like that. You know what I mean? if people would be so willing to be so generous. That's at the least, right? I mean, throw me a buck. Eric, you can always come over to my house. I heard the most retarded argument the other day on my message board about why pay-per-views, why you should be able to stream illegal UFC pay-per-views. And the guy said, if someone wants to call themselves the champion of the world,

33:12then everyone should be allowed to watch it. What kind of a stupid fucking justification of that is that for stealing a product that someone spent millions and millions of dollars to create and produce for the sheer the reason to sell it to people who enjoy it and buy it willingly but you think you should be allowed to steal it because the championship of the world should be free for everyone to see it that is the most amazing justification like the fact that people were willing to they're willing to paint the most ridiculous scenario possible like you would logically accept just in order for them to not pay yeah yeah I can steal there's nothing it doesn't hurt them in the long run it's the whole internet it's like if I really enjoy it I'll go out and buy it people ask me test it first some people have asked me like you know that that that question

34:01what if you had one wish or one thing you could do to improve the world what we could be and I tell people all the time I'd completely erase any knowledge history or knowing of the internet whatsoever I was like I was like because for every good thing you could find on the internet I'll find you 1 000 like slimy fucked up dirty uses for the thing you know I mean immoral stealing yo it used to I forget I hope I'm not stealing one of your bits here because I might even be a dave chappelle thing where it's like yo there used to be where you didn't, like, if a dude liked to fuck pigs in high-heeled shoes, he had to keep that shit to himself back in the day. You know what I mean? I know somebody else has said things of this nature. A lot of people have. We all have, really. But with the internet, it's like now they all are together and grooving and moving to a town near you.

34:55So they can all fuck animals. You know what I mean? We were just talking about this. Yeah. I don't think it's necessarily all bad, though. I didn't say all bad. There's a lot of really good, amazing uses for the technology, but for every one of those, there's a thousand horrible, despicable, rotten ones. I don't know if that's true. I agree with you that there's a lot of fucked up shit out there, absolutely. Light's going to be better when the lights go out, man, trust me. I don't think so. Just have a few guns, learn how to skin a deer, and how to make jerky. The lights are probably going to go on permanently. I think we're eventually going to evolve past this carbon life data stage and move into some sort of a symbiotic relationship with the Internet. It's going to be some computer connection. You're part of the Borg? Yeah. Is that what it is? The Borg? It's 100%.

35:43It's going to happen. That's the direction. Is that the right thing? You've got a titanium heart valve. Yeah, I've got any technology. And you're talking about Borg. Yeah, dude. That shit is real, right? It's real, dude. It's as real as it gets, man. There's going to be some time where you're going to be able to download yourself. I'm going to leave Austin shit right now. You are, dude. How long is that going to last? Well, the reason they went with the titanium is because it'll last forever. Like, a lot of older folks, they would use, like, even a pig valve. Wow. And if I had the pig valve, I wouldn't have to take the blood thinners, but those would also have to be, like, every 10, 15 years you have to redo it. And I ain't really trying to get cracked open. How many times can you get cracked open? Nine, ten? At my age, it probably could have.

36:25If I lived a nice long life, it would have been at least two more. Oh, Jesus. You know, and I'm hoping, you know. I look at it like, you know, sooner or later, because just the history and what's going on with me, I'm probably going to have to have some sort of surgery in that department again at some point. Do you watch your diet? To a certain degree. I'm not a nut. I mean, I'm actually, me and the wife are on a new, you know, health food kick right now. Not health food, but healthy food kick right now, trying to lose a little weight and get a little healthier. I started drinking kale shakes every morning. My friend Kevin James, you know who he is? The actor, comedian dude from Zookeeper. He lost 80 pounds preparing for this MMA movie. He plays an MMA fighter, a former college wrestler. Is that right? Yeah. Good movie, man. And Kevin lost a fuckload of weight.

37:10And one of the ways he did it was by drinking these kale shakes every day. He became a complete vegetarian. Everything vegetable-based, everything that he was eating. And he started off his day every day with shakes that was like a Vitamix blender. who blend in cucumbers and kale and celery and like a pear and some ginger and blend it all up to this big, thick, green stuff and then just drink it because it's like way more vegetables than you would ever eat. You're never going to sit down and just eat all that in a serving. But, boom, you get all the nutrients. And it cleans out your whole intestinal tract. It moves everything along. This motherfucker just started looking fantastic and dropping weight and just looking healthy. And so I started doing it. And I started doing it after I did this thing. It's amazing, man. You feel great. Like you have good nutrients in your body.

37:54It's amazing how good your body will actually feel. But I'm such a self-sabotaging motherfucker. I like look at that kale shake. And then I know there's a little cabinet right there where there's some peanut butter and chocolate protein powder. And I'll throw a banana in there and some almond milk and some honey. And I'll make my protein drink, my morning protein drink, which is delicious. But not quite what I need. It's not what I need. What I really need is these vegetables. But this is a self-sabotage mechanism inside the head that like lets you know, yeah, but the indulgent thing is to have a yummy fucking protein shake right now.

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38:28I just don't understand how we're, you know, we've done all these crazy things with life, but we still couldn't figure out how to make something that really was good and healthy and wonderful for you taste just as amazing as like, you know, you talk about vegetarians, like, man, that's, but every once in a while, I just got to have like a steak or a five guys burger or, you know. I agree. I agree. It's like what it is. I'm a carnivore. Yeah, I'm a big fan of that Five Guys Burgers. I found out there's one in Thousand Oaks I go to. God damn, that place is good. Oh, you get it with the jalapenos, the double cheeseburger with the jalapenos and bacon, son. That's what I'm talking about. Come on. I'm talking about it. How could you not? What do you think? You're going to live forever? Do you not want to feel those moments? Not want to experience? Just drink your kale shake and that.

39:13That's what's important. It's a balance. You got to give yourself a little treats. Like on my rider when I do a show, you know what I mean? Like there's, I don't, I'm not really crazy about all these demands and shit, but there's one that I make sure the road managers get across to the tour club or promoter or whoever. That's just one serious. There's got to be at least a six pack of ice cold Coca-Cola in glass bottles. And only yellow Skittles. And that's it. That's my, that's my big, and a bottle of Jameson. That's usually my only other demand. Just Coca-Cola in glass bottles? In a glass, in an ice cold in a glass bottle. that's that's one of them things like when you're drinking it's like that's and you just like that while you're on stage before you go on no I have whiskey on stage most of the time how fucked up

39:56do you ever get on stage not that no I usually don't drink that much at all before a show I'll have maybe a drink and then whatever I'm drinking on stage usually I'm sweating out like pretty much as I'm quickly right yeah yeah yeah people don't really understand that how can you drink a couple shots and then do a show even after the shows I can because the adrenaline's been going and I I already had a few drinks, but it sweated out. I mean, you kind of get a tolerance. I don't really ever get that drunk anymore. I drink whiskey like a grown man should drink whiskey now. You know what I mean? I get a little, oh, this is where I should be, and let me chill right now. This is the perfect spot. That is a man's drink, too. So if you're going to say what's a man's drink, you can fuck around with tequila. Tequila probably means you're a little irresponsible.

40:37You might not have the best conversational skills. And I said, what's a grand... Tequila is like the date rape pill of alcohol. Yeah, more people blame fucked up shit on tequila than any other booze. You ever see that Jim Brewer bit? Jim Brewer had a bit about mixing alcohol, a hilarious bit. A bit about his stomach is like a party, and he's like throwing all these big different things, like a German beer and American beer, and he's throwing all this shit down. and then at the end of the night, tequila comes in. And it's like all these Mexicans showing up to the party going, come on, we're not going to stand in trouble. Why don't you let us in? And he's like, no, fuck this, everybody out. Not that way, the way you came in. This is a bit. It's a fucking funny bit, man. But it gets down to the tequila. Yeah, that's the most irresponsible beverage is tequila.

41:31A whiskey is, you guys want to have some whiskey? Let's have a glass of whiskey. You can sit and have a glass of whiskey like men, sip some whiskey. Even if you want to do shots of whiskey. It's a goddamn cowboy drink. You want to, you know. People get shot over that. Over whiskey. Yeah. Duels get challenged with whiskey. Isn't there some places in the country where duels are still legal? I think it's Arizona. I think Arizona's loked out, bro. Arizona doesn't give a fuck. They'll put you in pink underwear and make you work in a chain game. Yeah, that guy's funny. Sheriff Arpaio. He's funny if you hate freedom. That guy's an anti-civil liberties piece of shit. I think he's hilarious. I mean, I'm not condoning it, but putting guys in pink underwear. It is hilarious. You don't get arrested. It is definitely hilarious. That's some pretty crazy shit.

42:16He sent in a message, and overall, he's probably right. Overall, the mass amount of those fucking people need a kick in the ass. You know, you're in jail. Something got you there. I mean, I'm sure, A, I'm sure there's some guys there that are there wrongly, fully accused, and got the bad end of the system. Unfortunately, huh? Most of those guys were doing some meth or making some meth and did something that they fucked up somehow. How many people in jail do you think are from meth? I'd say a good at least half. At least half. Half is meth related. Half. Maybe violence induced by meth. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, how many of those arrests, like if someone gets arrested for some crazy violent crime, do they test them for meth or do they ask them? All the cops episodes I've seen, they ask them outright, are you doing meth? And most of them say, yeah.

43:07I think it's like a truth serum to a certain degree. Man, when you watch that show, you ever watch that show Breaking Bad? No, but it's one of them things that I've been getting on and iTunes it on the next tour bus ride. I got addicted to it while I was getting my right tattoo. I watch it every time on the iPad. And God damn, that show is good. Yeah, Danny Boy swears that show is amazing. But it's all about meth, man. You peer into that world. You're like, how extensive is this? What a crazy virus this is on the American public, this crazy meth problem. And you wonder, how deep is this? How close is this to me? Is this in your neighborhood? Dog the Bounty Hunter makes like a whole franchise business out of like ice is meth. Yeah. Like all his crime, all that stuff is ice related. Yeah, they apparently have a real problem.

43:52They want everybody, either they beat up their woman or they're doing meth. It's one or the other. Isn't that fucked up that that shit made it to Hawaii? That it's a bigger problem on a paradise island. I mean, Hawaii is a goddamn paradise. People don't realize that you watch that show Lost. Oh, they're on paradise. You know where they really are? Hawaii. That's what they are. That's what it looks like. Hawaii looks like that. It's a goddamn tropical rainforest that's a volcano that just erupted out of the middle of the ocean. And it's amazing. And meth made it there. That's incredible. Meth makes it everywhere. What? Well, motherfucking. Meth. Both of them, you know, those cats will keister anything, man. You know what I mean? I had a buddy whose girl had a meth problem. It was a horrifying thing to watch, man. Scary to watch someone who's like a meth person.

44:39Like, you're like, it's almost like a vampire or something. You got to get away from them. You got to move away. Yeah, they stay up long enough, too. They start seeing, like, shadow people and crazy bugs on their skin and all kinds of craziness, dude. And it's nuts that it's made out of cold medicine. You know what's nuts to me is that, like, you're doing a drug and like you've lost six teeth already quickly on this drug and you just decide that you're cool with that? I think it's just like... I would like to think at some point I would find myself going like, yo, that's like the fifth tooth of mine to just not fall out, rot away. You would think that, but I think it's just like that aquatic worm and that grasshopper. I think that meth gets into your system and then all of a sudden it's almost like a symbiotic relationship. You need that meth. They need it every day.

45:24If they don't get it every day, they're fucked. Like when you're in the throes of addiction You have a relationship with this fucking Chemical whatever the hell it is You know it is just like It's a failed symbiote is what it is It's a parasite that's a failed symbiote It's forcing you into relationships Powerful everlasting That's the end of the show let's just end it right there It's perfect we'll let the universe decide That 6pm is the wrap up time Yes sir This has been like a three and a half hour podcast Well you're going to edit that up man Oh you're going to leave the government shut down in there and everything? First of all, it's live. It's always streamed live, so we can't edit it. And then, because people can stream it. I think that's the most responsible way to do it. I think if you say something, you should say what you believe, and if you say it, everybody should be able

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46:07to hold you accountable for it. There you go. So there. And that way... Let me just remember all the people I made fun of today. Listen, you're a beautiful human being, and I'm glad we're friends, and I'm glad to hang out with you. I've always had a good fucking time with you. You're a bad motherfucker when it comes to music. I'm a huge fan, and I'm glad we're friends, man. Likewise brother Thank you for having me And anytime man I'm local Let's do it again baby We're doing it again Song Bring me in next time With like somebody else too Like I want like Patton Oswalt Or one of these cats Fuck yeah Because I'm a fan I'm a fan How about you tell me Who you want And I'll organize That's a great idea That's a great idea For future shows too To bring in guys That are fans with guys Like guys that we know That are fans of each other That's a great idea man Yeah dude Dude Patton Oswalt's dude

46:49Dave Attell Any of those kind of dudes I'm love I got Almost you know I follow a lot of comedians on Twitter. I know you do. I think that's Twitter for comedians to me is like they win. They just win. We have a good time on Twitter. It's the most fun. I love it. I love Twitter, man. My Twitter feed is super positive. It's unbelievably positive. I just love writers that just put random shit out there. They wouldn't necessarily put on whatever show they're working for. Right, right, right. They just fuck around and say something on Twitter. Yeah, you can get away with everything on there. But it's just, if you put out good energy though, man, you can collect a group of people that also have positive energy. See, I'm stupid too, man. OG Everlast. That's a Twitter of mine. I never promote it, so I just said it. I never ever say it on anything.

47:36Well, I've been pushing it all day, so I guarantee you'll get a bunch of new Twitter followers. Everybody, follow OG Everlast. Tweet more. I think I got like 600 followers now. Tweetings. I love tweeting, man. I got like 600 followers. No, you got more than that. I'll tell you right now. I'll tell you what you have right now. Hold on a second. Here we go. You have 8,296. Awesome. You got more than 200. Tweet more, though. You tweet like once a week. See, yo, I used to have my Twitter address used to be Mr. Whitey Ford. I had like 30,000, 40,000, and then I just got frustrated one day I quit Twitter. Why? Because I quit Twitter, man. What was it? Something fucked you up? No, I quit everything. I was just like, fuck all this shit. It was like the equivalent of throwing your pager out the window back in the day. You know what I mean? It was just like. It's time to be releasing you.

48:25I was tired of it. Leave me the fuck alone. I was tired of it. You know what? I might quit Twitter again, but for now it's OG. I'm going to bring you back. If you quit, I'm going to bring you back. It's okay. This is my feelings on all this shit. There's a lot of negativity involved in the internet. But if you continue to push positivity, I really do believe that's the majority of what you get back. And it benefits everybody. It benefits me. I benefit a lot from my Twitter followers. I would never quit. There's no fucking way. I enjoy being in contact with all these different people. I enjoy this medium. I think it's an amazing moment in time. I learn a lot from people, man. People send me tweets and links and shit, and I go, God damn. I mean, I learn about scientific experiments. I learn about psychological experiments. I learn about art. I learn about music.

49:10I learn about shit that I never heard. Well, that's why I follow you. Well, I retweet everything they send me, man. Anything that gets my interest, I retweet it. And there's never been a resource like that before, where you have this amazing direct communication with everybody. With this podcast and with Twitter, I've never had this sort of a communication with people. I firmly believe, I really do believe this, that you can control the vibe of that. And right now, the vibe of it that we're putting out is, we're not perfect, we make mistakes, everybody makes mistakes, but the ethic behind it all is be a good person, be a cool person, be fun to hang out with, be nice to people. You can push out that positive energy, and it's not fruity, and it's not weak. It's love, and you have to be strong to really put out love. And you can really put that out.

49:56And you can put that out to a half a million people or a million people, and they realize that, and they become accustomed to this wave, and that's the shit that can change the world. The shit that can change the world is people just accepting a different operating system, accepting a different wavelength. And you put that shit out there. You put that shit out there on Twitter with OG Everlast and Red Band. Dude, did you think of that in the flotation chamber? I thought of that right now. That was beautiful, man. Thank you. That was beautiful. It's just in the moment. I'm in the moment, baby. It was beautiful, man. I'm inspired by Everlast. It was beautiful. There was beauty in that. Well, listen, coming from a man who wrote Everlast songs from the ungrateful living of the ungrateful living. I'll take it. It's not hard to be hard. It's hard to show love. It is hard to show love. It is.

50:41It's difficult to show weakness. It's not gangster to be hard. It's gangster to show love. It's one of the reasons why good-looking people are very rarely funny. It's because they don't have the ability to make fun of themselves. They don't understand that sometimes you get to take a knock. But you're such a handsome man. I'm a little goofy looking. You know, lost a lot of hair. I'm getting a little fat as I got older. You know, got some questionable tattoos. Pouty lips. I got pouty lips, though. And I got a big dick and a lot of personality, like Joey Diaz says. Cocksuckers. By the way, New Year's Eve has just changed. Duncan Trussell dropped out because he got some sort of a virus in his vagina. Duncan Trussell is no longer at our New Year's show. on a three-day notice. Duncan has a vagina problem. Please tweet Duncan and let him know that there's an issue with backing out

51:27on his loyal fans for New Year's Eve for some vagina-related incident. How dare you, Duncan? But Duncan will still be at the Chicago Theater with me and Joey Diaz, a.k.a. Mad Flavor, and that is January 27th. Don't sleep because tickets are almost sold out. Chicago Theater, January 27th. They just opened up the top balcony. Scramble for those tickets, bitches. It's going to be crazy. Duncan Trussell will be with that. We're going to allow him to skip out on his New Year's obligation like some sandy vagina little wench man, little sad boy, unable to control his own destiny, lacking the testicular fortitude to enforce his own agenda. Stop it. everybody's got to get their loads out somehow. So I don't hate on Duncan, but I need you to know that what you did is weak as fuck. And people will not forgive you. You missed out on our fantastic 2012 New Year's experience.

52:24There's less than a year left to the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar. And what do you want to do? You want to hang out with your chick in San Francisco? Tweet this motherfucker and let him know what's up. Anyway. And have a show Friday at the Ice House. Ice House Friday. Icehousecomedy.com. Search for Death Squad. And there's some funny people on the show that we can't mention the name because they're contractually obligated to not promote other shows. But I'm going to get super high with Brody Stevens. Oh, super high you or super high? Okay. Exactly. So that guy might be, what? What? That's a double. Follow Death Squad on iTunes. That's the iTunes podcast that contains all the Death Squad Quanticle or the Ice House Chronicles, which is the podcast that we all do with all the comics that come and do shows here at the Ice House.

53:06There's some of the best podcasts ever, I think. Don't you think? Yeah, I think they're great. It's like hanging out in a green room during a live comedy show. It's a real green room experience. Everybody's coming. Everybody's lit. Joints are being passed around. Everybody's telling crazy stories from their childhood. I mean, it's great shit, and it's free. It's all free. Thanks to The Fleshlight for sponsoring the podcast. Go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for The Fleshlight. Enter in the code name ROGAN, and you will get 15% off number one sex toy from me. And thank you to Onnit.com. That's O-N-N-I-T.com. Makers of Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech Sport, Shroom Tech Immune. and New Mood, all these different cognitive enhancers that are available online at onnit.com. Click on the link, enter in the code name ROGAN, and get yourself 10% off. Thanks to Everlast, my friend, for showing up,

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53:53and thanks to him for putting out his album independently. And you get this shit on iTunes. Where's your website? Do you have a website? Martyrinc.com. Martyrinc.com, yeah. M-A-R-T-Y-R. M-A-R-T-Y-R. I-N-C. Man, martyr's a tough word spell. Yeah. Actually, it's martyr underscore. Yeah, you need to change that. I noticed that. Yeah, somebody else had it and doesn't even use it. Martyr underscore Inc. dot com? Yeah, yeah. Martyr Inc. Just Google. Like murder Inc, but martyr Inc. Well, just get it on iTunes. Don't be so averse to Apple products. Songs of the ungrateful living. Get that shit. And this is a song called Gone From Good From It. And this is the end of the podcast. We love you, dirty freaks, and we'll see you next week when it will be a new year. Want to be? It will be. Good New Year. 2012 is the next time I want to see you. I love you guys. Don't change. Or do.

54:45Depending on how you feel, you should do. I need a whole lot of love and girl, I'm eager to live. They go one for the money, two for the show. I got a one trip only. You can ride her slow.

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