JRE MMA Show #58 with Brendan Schaub

00:03five four three two ah and we're left dude i brought you to the dark side now you're playing quick i got my ass whooped yeah well you were in a fucking melee there's three other dudes in there blasting it's a one-on-one map that map's chaos it's so fun though how fun is that shit it reminds me of golden eye did you ever get into that how dare you first nintendo 64 that's a great game bro that game can suck all the dicks you're using those stupid xbox things you mean a controller mouse and keyboard is where you're at that's why you're getting fucked up you don't even know how to move it was hard for me to move back and forth if it's a controller game on what yeah yeah because nobody can move yeah if nobody can move then you're all right with controllers listen that fucking that game's chaos jamie and i've been going back and forth for fucking four or five days now you'd be

00:54surprised there are a couple guys that can compete a few that can compete with the mouse and keyboard i wouldn't be surprised i'm sure they can but they have zero life and they don't even know what a pussy looks like but quake is old school quake's old school right yeah we're on quake four but there's quake champions that you play online we've been playing quake four because we could set it up on what's called a local area network a lan and it's real easy and there's no latency it's just direct from computer to computer it's fun just thinking the one guy he's a he's really aggressive workout dude what's that the guy that i'm thinking of he's uh he's a video video game player very oh he's really good yeah his name is nick murks i'm only kidding i'm sure he gets pussy yeah there's some good looking dudes yeah i'm sure there are i'm sure there are but it's not fun to say no it's

01:39fun to say that they weigh four pounds you like to picture them as trolls yeah they can't find their dick yeah yeah but now those kids make bank they do they make so much money there's even hot chicks who play video games oh yeah well it's a good move for hot chicks twitch like there's there's hot chicks that hunt because like and they wear makeup and shit full eyelashes and shit because it brings them into that world and then all the guys like hey look at her she likes what i like yeah girls titties and guns yeah they're like stay in front of like an endangered species with their tits out like there's hot girls that take muay thai class right and they get all serious angry face don't talk to anybody pretend they're real fighters let's relax some of them are real yeah some of them are not though some of them get super serious that's when i whisper like this let's relax yeah when they

02:25say i i don't like when people say i'm going i'm gonna train today i'm like what are you doing you taking pilates yeah are you training that's not training you're training for what what are you training for the apocalypse yeah that doesn't count are you training for some dick these goddamn games they're so addictive you were like straight up addicted to them right oh yeah i had a real problem well i kind of got a little bit of a problem now jamie and i've been talking back and forth he's up on me a little bit too that's why i have to kick jeff out every now and then just so jamie and i go one-on-one one-on-one last time i fucked him up and he hit he quit well because me and jeff are easy prey right like you're gonna get just not easy prey anymore jeff was easy prey for a little bit if i won all these games how long do you think we'd be here playing quick

03:13true you wouldn't get anything done all these games he's too competitive what are you what are you saying you lost 13 to 5 because you were trying real hard you got fucked up son i lit you up and talking shit and you were talking he's tanking he says yeah sure fucked him up the problem with having another person in in the the thing is he always goes after jeff first gets that easy kill that's what i'm saying and gets me i could barely get my fucking b quick you guys were killing me right away no jeff's starting to win you know we gotta he came real close to win that last one he's practicing while we're not watching he's definitely that's awesome jeff should be playing right now you should be smart yeah well i told him to fucking lift weights too i'm like dude you got this whole gym here while the show's going on watch the security camera get your pump on

03:59jackson he could all out there so let's talk about these fights bro first of all let's start with diego motherfucking sanchez all these young guns sleeping on diego sanchez fully redeemed himself do not sleep do not just do not just don't because he will fuck people up still how about mickey gall bit him do you see that i saw that that's crazy there's a video of him by now well there's a video of diego going look at this shit yeah diego i saw on his on his instagram he showed his chest where he got bit that is crazy i thought they said mickey gall had a hard cut like a really hard cut maybe that's one of the reasons he got so tired i just don't think that so far he's just the skills aren't there yet now he was out of his element a little bit with diego well like diego outclassed him diego is a monster i mean you're dealing with a guy who has 40 look at that bite mark that is

04:59that is crazy who bites who the fuck bites make you go make you go all bites guys have bitten guys before you can't be on my team yeah you're off the team it's not good it's a bad look me oh diego didn't say shit to the referee just kept smashing dude he is such a savage he's a savage he's been one ultimate fighter season one 2005 14 fucking years ago fought at middleweight yep 14 fucking years ago you gotta stop and think about what an insane career that is and his last two fights um i think his last fight was craig white is that who he fought last smashed that dude smashed and then smashed mickey gall dude he he's the uh he's the mascot for jackson's right like there's a logo it's diego sanchez yeah and everybody knows that is brendan chob's voice i sound like alec jones right now the thing is no you don't a little bit not not loud enough yeah you're right yeah it's

05:56you sound like brendan chob with a cold i don't see i don't feel sick you don't feel sick so it's just a sore throat i think yeah but how's your throat just go were you screaming at someone no i i was chilling i did two podcasts before this wolf owls or some shit i don't know sometimes my voice goes i'm not sick oh that's so great that's weird because i am sick a little bit really yeah well i had it over the weekend yesterday i felt like dog shit did you work out i worked out uh not yesterday but saturday i worked out saturday probably wasn't a good idea they say when you work out when you're sick it makes it worse because your immune system's down i usually power through it too i lifted too and you know it's not smart no yeah but i i i'm okay today i'm just like a little little worn out but my voice is all right you should need some rest yeah yeah yeah i

06:43mean i'll be fine um traveling doesn't help no it's the worst man because always i always take the first flight back because i want to see my family and so you get no sleep yeah i got the that makes it worse yeah i was up at five um so mickey gall in that fight he asked for that fight that was a fight he was begging dana white to give him he thought it was a good fight for him he thought it was a good matchup yeah i don't know why people think that i guess because like he's been knocked out right al aquinta ko'd him um matt brown ko'd him but he's a big name who's been doing for a long time so these young guys go oh i grew up watching him let me get him well i think they also think he's been doing it for so long and they're right yeah but he's still so fucking tough man he has all the skills yeah he

07:30still has all the skills and his ground and pound is fucking ferocious and once he's on the ground then he doesn't i mean if there's a hole in diego's game you would have to say against like elite strikers he has a real problem correct like guys like matt brown he's gonna have problems he's just not as fluid as those guys you know yeah diego's grappling's amazing amazing amazing and his ferocity cannot be questioned he's just mental games ridiculous savage just to think about the enthusiasm diego has after all these years in the game all these years in the game unbelievable crazy how many years how many years well what we know well 14 years in the ufc but he fought before that he was he was a veteran i mean he had several fights before the ufc cage yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah crazy crazy how long he's been doing it and again how long he's been doing it and how much he

08:23loves it still and he says cbd is really helping him he's got his own cbd 2002 god damn that motherfucker's 17 years in years he fought michael johnson in 2000 ring of fire same michael johnson no way michael was six years old what's that his name would probably be tagged there if it was yeah it would right that's not michael wow he fought shannon rich on his third fight shannon rich has like a million fights click on shannon rich look at my get guyman the joker old school 2003 click on shannon rich how many fights does he have i'm gonna say he's got how many does it say holy shit does it say his record losses 53 and 79 jesus christ it's the worst record of every season that's crazy that is crazy shout out to that guy though for keeping with it you know that is crazy he's lost 79 times jesus christ 42 kickboxing oh my god and 42 kickboxing matches jesus christ but kickboxing

09:23he's kind of killing it 35 and 7 not bad but that's an insane amount of experience but just stop and think about 17 years in diego still slinging and so much enthusiasm that's the crazy part it's not just that he's fighting that he fights he just fights fucking angry he's got his own cbd company now he gave me some of it any good i haven't tried it yet he just gave he gave me some bottles of his stuff but he's he really believes in cbd a lot of fighters do it's helping them i swear by it yeah it's amazing amazing stuff spectrum cbd that's what i yeah it's i mean there's so many good companies now but uh you know another fight that was crazy how about colby and pedro munoz are you talking are you talking about coat well you skip past the beat oh jeremy stevens yeah which i thought crazy crazy and no i mean for the beat to beat the number six guy in the world yeah it was good good fight

10:16what'd you think um i didn't think it helps to beat stock because there's so much hype on him you didn't i think he looked great i didn't think he looked great really well first of all he's fighting jeremy stevens agree jeremy stevens is fucking dangerous you can't make any mistakes with that guy zero you're getting i think he looked good i thought i looked okay i didn't think his stock went through the roof with that fight you didn't walk away from that fight going oh my god i can't wait to see him fight again wow i thought he looked good but when you when you hear mark henry as coach talk about him i mean they talk about him like he's the next fucking did you see that 360 roundhouse kick he tried yeah that missed i was like jesus christ he's so fast he's really fast and his his round kick to the body is just so fast like lightning amazing throws such a talent yeah so technical too

11:06everything he does is very smooth doesn't get hit doesn't play that game no no doesn't play the game that cody garbrandt played with pedro the cody fight was crazy i just three losses in a row three knockouts three ko's in a row i just couldn't believe he was standing with him like that he got him hurt and then he got hurt and then he was determined to take him out and then they were literally going right hand right hand right hand until someone fell yeah and pedro can take a shot so can cody yeah he ate shots he ate some big ones but it makes no sense if you're cody so technical i know it doesn't make any sense he said he got headbutt and then just saw red well he definitely did he definitely got headbutted very erin pico and he talked about it he said he saw red like got angry after he got headbutted yeah yeah you can't do that yeah you gotta fight and tell it i mean obviously

11:55it's super easy for us to say you know sitting here drinking coffee yeah don't fight it don't fight angry bro you know it's easy to say but that's also what makes him so dynamic agree it's what got him to the party but as a former fighter it's like coming off two losses which i've been there you're usually a little more like all right i'm not gonna go down that road right i've been knocked out twice yeah i know how that ends yeah if i get hit let's learn from our mistakes right right that's what's the troubling part yeah and he he has a speed advantage pedro munoz has very good timing but i think kobe has a speed advantage technique and speed on the field on the ground it's all pedro on the feet it's cody all day i mean cody garbrandt is still only 27 years old and still could be world champion again no no doubt about it good well three losses pedro munoz okay

12:42he played that game loss but then the other two are tj dillashaw right okay so the champ has your number who gives a fuck and in both of those fights he hurt tj dillashaw he's just got to be more cautious and fight more technical more disciplined yeah you know i mean wouldn't be a bad idea to get some mental coaching you know get some game plan coaching which he might have been doing i don't know yeah i'm just speculating i don't know who he's training and striking with either but you know to mix things up more and be more unpredictable would also be a good thing i mean obviously the the last exchanges were just not predictable at all or i mean not unpredictable at all fully predictable just right hand right hand right hand just chaos you know and think about his last win he beat dominic cruz which is you got to be cerebral in that fight to be dominic cruz

13:32yeah he had dom's number i mean it was a different kind of fight and it's interesting dom said that he did the exact thing that cody did in their fight that he got hit and he got emotional and he fought reckless dom did yeah and that dom went after cody that way interesting yeah he said i know what it's like you just you lose your game plan you start you get wild yeah it's just it's hard to see him get KO'd three times in a row like that he's gonna be fine i hope so he's gonna be fine i hope so he'll learn from it but here's the thing when you're ranked was he number two in that division it's not like all right let's give you a warm-up fight like it's not boxing there's no warm-ups right he's gonna get jimmy rivera or fucking stir al jermain al jermain yeah it's like and you know those guys might argue that they don't want him because he's lost three times in a row jimmy

14:18rivera's coming off a loss too that's true sterling actually called him out which is weird because he's ranked you know he's ranked five i think but he's coming off a win you know a huge win right so with sterling it's like sterling called out covington yeah i mean um garbrandt yeah yeah i'm saying colby covington already because i'm already thinking that motherfucker's good at marketing yeah well he's good at talking shit and getting his name out there and it's the best thing for uh the the welterweight division right now after usman just dominated tyron woodley i was blown away by that fight me too blown away you and i were texting each other it's weird because i had people over at my house to watch the fights and they were like god this fight's so boring and i look online like god this is brutal i'm like what the fuck are you talking about i was one of the greatest

15:04title fight performances i've ever seen for him to do that to woodley and dismantle him you don't understand you have no idea what you're watching yeah it's fucking insane it's not just insane that he dismantled him which is for sure insane but also his fucking gas tank usman was pushing on the pedal for five fucking rounds never let off the gas how about the way he looked in between rounds when yeah and to me it was his mentality yep when you look from the first round as soon as they break it up yep and then you're ready and stand up like this i'm like oh he was do you know that the word was that he had a fractured foot correct so he took a fucking cortisone shot coming into that fight imagine that savage imagine that and still no problems with his endurance apparently didn't train the whole week of just didn't do shit still made the weight no problem but think about what he

15:54has to do his coach is going all right you got to go in there you got to out grapple out maneuver tyron woodley who's one of the best welterweights of all time well he doesn't get taken down he outdid everything doesn't get taken down who doesn't get taken and woodley also was kind of i don't know he's 37 i don't know if it's he just didn't show up what happened but i think he's 36 is he 36 or 37 either way same thing either way he's been doing it for a hot second this is why i feel bad for woodley maybe you know joe but woodley was always that guy where he didn't get along with dana he was kind of difficult to deal with did it his way and made some demands won the big fight and then it never happened for him right just he was in a big draw and but he could get away with that when he was champ right now that he's not champ the road for him to get back is gonna be

16:40so fucking tough right because of what he did when he was champ yeah that's why i feel bad for woodley and he's one of the greatest to ever do it he is one of the greatest he ever do it and i was making the argument before this fight that you could obviously you could argue that if he beats usman he is the greatest correct he's in the the greatest is george st pierre right he's the legend at welterweight you you look at his career i mean how many years was george to chant for was it six years or something crazy so you have george matt hughes and woodley matt hughes has legend status because he was the original right he was i mean he was the first wrestler that really developed rock solid submission skills the the fights with frank trigg the i mean he he when he um armbarred george st pierre in their first fight

17:24i mean he was amazing but then the new school was george you know george was the best welterweight of all time but i was saying that the he's in the running right now if you consider the opponents he beat wonder boy twice knocks out robbie lawler to win the title and then goes on from there beats damian maya um i mean you you look at how he beat darren till for some reason he was an underdog in the darren till fight which didn't make any sense to me i thought everybody got excited i got excited too i thought darren till's gonna win that really i did see i thought darren till's very good but i did not too much i never saw him on the ground i never saw a real wrestler take him down and ground and pound i didn't know what he had off his back see i think darren till's gonna be a problem for usman what really his size yeah i think he's gonna be a problem and darren is committed to 170 still

18:15is he still i think especially now that 170 because what what is if you are a fan of fighting what is fun is woodley being out the welterweight division so fun right because now oosman colby you got ben act ben asker in there now darren till has a shot to be a champion well i'll tell you what even though robbie lawler lost that fight god damn he looked good he looked good physically like at the way and he looked jacked the best i've ever seen him he looked amazing apparently he had a tremendous strength and conditioning routine so good yeah he looked real good and he was fighting fucking ferocious like the robbie lawler of old he didn't look at all diminished and i think maybe the time off was good for him because he had to get a acl surgery yeah so it might have been dealing with something before his last fight we don't know do you think maybe it was too where ben asker is very

19:05so one-dimensional he didn't have to worry about the striking at all um there's a little bit of that for sure but the fucking fight started because he launched ben asker into the air and slammed him on his fucking head which is crazy ben is tough as shit here's the other thing yes ben won controversially we don't know that there was still what two minutes left in that fight dude i've been watching the choke yeah with that much time it could have got pretty dice for for fucking um uh uh uh robbie lawler can we got dicey we can't just chalk go to ben's uh ben i think he put it on his twitter or his instagram page we see robbie lawler's arm go limp dude it goes limp now here's the question did it go limp because he just let it go because he's trying to like let you know just let it go because he's trying to like that's a weird move hang on because the choke he was like he's squeezing

19:56really hard he's gonna tire his arms out that's what robbie said it wasn't under his chin though but here's the thing and this is people need to stop saying that you have to be under the chin to choke a guy unconscious you can do both you can choke a guy unconscious across his face you can go across the face right like this and if you have a real squeeze you have like a marcelo garcia squeeze you could put a guy to sleep think how strong ben is too ben has a real squeeze phenomenal squeeze and and he's in this position with that bulldog you can get a lot of leverage in that position i mean i don't know how he's gripping his hands you know much more torque you can get with his whole body torque so i don't know if he went out and then ben let him go a little bit and he popped right back awake that's what he's saying your natural movement though if you go if if you're fighting a choke your

20:43your natural is to hold on to it is not to go limp that's true that's true that's where i'm like all right maybe he was out we thought he was out yeah we thought he was out but in all fairness i thought ben was out earlier me too i thought they were gonna stop i thought they were gonna stop it robbie's lamb and i'm like he's out he's out he was fucked i thought he was out but damn he can take a fucking shot he can take a fucking shot because robbie hit him with some hammers i was nervous for that fight it was crazy we hyped him up so much i know we hyped him up so much i hyped him up so much and they came with that uber dad bod i was like damn his chest is terrible but let's figure this out let's see do you have a video of it i just checked both of his pages i don't see he posted it uh he posted it today i think it was a twitter yeah i think it was twitter

21:30and i think maybe he might have either reposted it or replied to it or reposted it with a comment he says this is what happened it's a conscious to comment okay well let's see it when he said this is what happened then go to whatever he was commenting on i think it's the hand you'll see the video whatever he was commenting on is the video the only thing is they were saying that in the video that he see let's check it out here jack sparrow there it goes uh see carefully you'll see that ben loosen his chalk chalk choke a little bit and then herb dean touch click on that click on that goes to a long thread yeah but if you go to the top of that thread you'll see the video there it is right there at the top right there watch this so check this out watch look at the arm see that right there that's not a normal move but but but look but robbie does give him the thumbs up that's the

22:18other thing that you're not seeing it's not a normal movement but it is a tight squeeze it does look like you his arm went limp i think he went out for a second and came to well herb said what herb is saying is he told ben to stop when the arm went limp when the arm went limp ben said is that he's lightening up and then he lightened up and then robbie came back to life that's fair that is entirely possible folks it's entirely possible i do not know but i do know that robbie lawler is a classy motherfucker because he complained for a little bit what the fuck this all right man good job good fight he's been in the game so long he's like he can see him he goes off he's got a great he's got a great attitude he's the best he really does he's got a great attitude and uh i don't think his stock dropped in that fight i really don't no no i really don't and i would like to see

23:05the rematch i don't well i want to see it again i mean he says no but ben says no yeah ben says he didn't want to fight him in the first place why would you right fucking murderer but he was so amped up for that fight too he was so angry and like you could see in his face he knew what this meant dude how about ben versus oosman that's a motherfucking fight yeah yeah oh darren till yeah ben your performance is shit you barely won you're ugly as fuck your chin is too big not to miss you have no respect for no one oh did i say you're a curly-headed fuck see you in london muppet well till has a tough fight in london though too yeah masvidal is no joke man masvidal is a very technical guy he's got good wrestling too man he's good at everything yep very good at everything and very good wrestling and i think that's probably where he's going to try to put darren till after

23:55that woodley fight he's a that's a tough fight man it's a bad situation for woodley man because uh you're gonna people are gonna say oh he was doing all that stuff with tmz oh he's got a rap album coming up he's opening for he's he's doing rap concerts that's fair though right it is fair that's fair criticism because because i've always been on that side of and you know more than anyone you told me to get the fuck out yeah is when you're one foot in yep because what's oosman doing when woodley's in the studio going hard going hard oosman is all in he's all in you think oosman wants to show if i can win up to oosman like hey dude i'll pay for a show for you to on tmz you go get the fuck out of my face right get the fuck out of my face that's what he's gonna say get the fuck he'll probably get angry at you get the fuck out of my face with

24:38tmz shit dude i was i was telling everybody for years people have been scared of oosman for years but now you see why like now you see before you were seeing people were scared of him but he wasn't beating anybody that was world class he wasn't he wasn't getting those top 10 guys damien maya right yeah we got those angels the damien maya fight will forever be marred by the fact they separated them when damien had one hook in he was trying to take his back dude was that fucking uh homeboy the guy who's who kept standing them up was that goddard what the fuck are you doing what are you doing let's see who that was go go to uh damien maya versus um kamaru usman and see who who separated them because the ref matt uh matt the terra sera was going fucking crazy about that and he's a hundred percent right do you know how difficult it is to get a hold of a guy like usman like that and to have

25:31one hook in standing up and to be working to take his back and for them to separate him it is nonsense pure nonsense you know how much harder it is that's hard yeah how much hard it is to take woodley down and control him yes and then you stand him up yep yep if i'm usman i went what the fuck are you doing yeah but i mean you stop and think down you take him down you stop and think about damien maya's last fight right who the fuck who the fuck did he just choke unconscious the fuck out of who was that who was it who did he just choke out someone really good uh young kid that they fed okay so here it is that's not goddard who is it uh it's the bald feller which bald feller so here's um so here's uh it's hard to tell who that referee is i can't see the face so usman and them they're they're exchanging oh usman cracked him who is it is it chris tayoni i know two referees i know three no um it's

26:25leon yeah okay well for whatever reason what was goddard thinking though i don't know what he was thinking and then he threw shade online at john anick what did he say saying your commentary was off so was annex that my commentary was off yeah okay i don't know what i did to say i didn't say anything bad about mark goddard i said i don't i disagree with him standing up i don't know why he said the commentary was off but dominic cruz did say that he can't wrestle the reason why he's standing him up is because he can't wrestle mark goddard yes no he said that he was saying that about mark goddard correct you say the referee can't wrestle he threw shade at goddard i i have nothing but respect for goddard although i don't agree with his decision in that fight i do not agree with stand-ups i don't like stand-ups i like mark goddard i do too i think he's a great referee

27:16in that moment he's wrong well he's probably very emotional it is yes but listen your job is not to intervene right trajectory of the fight right your job is to protect the fighters don't fuck up usman's biggest fight of his life by standing up because what happens this and we've seen it what happens if he stood him up and woodley goes you know what finally i feel good knocks him out right that's on you goddard it can't happen yeah it can't happen what did he say about me he didn't specifically call you out he didn't call you out what did he say uh but but but but where did it say there he is the only thing wildly inconsistent is your and your co-coms commentators recollection observation of actual events i will whoop joe rogan's ass that's whoa that's so rude i didn't see that i just made that up the only thing wildly inconsistent is your

28:04and your co-coms recollection and observation of actual events i'll save my side for later well that doesn't make any sense recollection of actual events i don't know what he's trying to say there and co-coms i didn't say anything bad about him other than i don't agree with the stand-ups and that's not bad but dominic cruz said that he can't wrestle and i don't know if mark goddard could wrestle i know he knows how to referee i know this compared to dominic cruz he cannot wrestle so dominic's fine to say that well also john anico and harden the paint's awesome yeah i like yeah you are way off well it's wildly wildly inconsistent is correct because herb dean is the gold standard in my opinion and herb dean even though he that thing with robbie lawler is controversial i kind of look at it and i go the arm went limp i can see how he made that i can see

28:49that i could see i i'm i think it's unfortunate and it may have been a mistake but it might not have been a mistake great i i i'm i'm i'm still i'm not mad at it i'm not at all not hey look man his job is fucking way harder than mine a hundred times harder heard herb dean's job is to protect the fighters and to stop fights to make calls i don't want to be that guy that that guy gets fucking hated on and never loved herb never gets loved one likes him no one ever gets loved but with mark goddard don't be the guy trying okay it was a little john replied he said i always try to be respectful we just call it like we see it too but there's an arrogance with which you deal with the fighters commentators and many in the sport and i find it off-putting whoa one man's take and i'm quite sure you'll give yours to for everyone to hear wow manic world star damn damn okay so i

29:39believe john eck referred to the inconsistent between each referee's decisions of when to separate the fighters and john said exactly that's what i was referring to that that two of the consensus best referees of the game would handle those two situations so differently i understand the athletes are different but there are parallels to be drawn john is 100 correct 100 100 correct come at us bro i'm um i feel bad that mark goddard responded the way he did because it's not very professional and i think it's very emotional and i think he's probably just feeling the heat yeah yeah i went hard on him yeah you feel that heat you get angry you know but uh i like mark goddard i like him a lot i think he's a very good referee top one or two refs in the business i love mark goddard he fucked that up my question is i wonder who is telling them they should stand

30:25things up when they shouldn't stand things up i wonder the pressure he feels the pressure he feels from the audience you think from the crowd maybe it could be that british people are very nice you know sometimes in english people they're you gotta know what you're dealing with man when you got two world-class wrestlers and this guy's impossible to take down he's one of the best of all time yep let it go let it go well i think let it go period i just i do not agree with stand-ups because i think if a guy can hold you down like this i was saying about ben askrin if a guy like ben askrin can hold you down and give you noogies until the fight's over do something about it yeah do something about it exactly he's not cheating no if he's not cheating keep it up do you know how hard it is to control woodley on the ground and you only have five fucking minutes you have five minutes to sink a

31:05choke in five minutes to hold on to him and beat him up and uh look look all credit to usman he didn't even fucking care he got stood back up didn't complain went right back at him and took him down again again he's a monster went cool story bro he is fucking hard to deal with for colby for everyone on the planet earth but stylistically when you look at the fight for colby i look at what colby does well yeah he does that he does that the thing about usman is he's got power he's got striking he's got wrestling but even maybe more importantly cardio for days here oh it's mine his mind's a fucking bank vault it's fort knox you're not getting in there i'm so impressed how adorable was it him with his little daughter oh dude i almost cried i'm such a bitch too i'm such a bitch i'm a bigger pussy than i have kids me too me too don't play the video i'm like oh i know

31:58so cute and just how happy his mom and wife were real extra though they're like p diddy in a bad video extras hey man he wanted in so bad the world could you imagine what it feels like to have your husband win the fucking world heavy world welterweight title no i to beat tyron woodley no i can't but i tell my wife take a hot back seat the fuck out of here and my mom sure as fuck wouldn't be in the cage hey man i feel like when someone wins like that they could do whatever they want i mean connor's mom's always in the cage his dad's she's not trying she's not that's true throwing out promo codes listen man and usman i feel like he's only like what is he 31 or 32 how old is usman 32 he's a fucking savage he can be the champ he scared me he's not dude have you seen how big he is in person of course you have but when he's not cutting he came to my palm beach show i went what the fuck you doing

32:57how much do you weigh i don't know we're the same size no yeah he's fucking huge well he gets he's scared the size of him he scared me yeah well he's but he's big like a super athlete not like a bodybuilder right where it's my face guzman what's like when you look at the way uh tyron is big tyron's more thick like his legs are thicker yeah tyron's five look at the height difference look at his fucking back look at the he's so tall look how tall he is man and and wide he looks scary we're all he's painted like we're we're ogling him dude i'm on his nuts so far right now he's a monster that the face paint thing was a last minute decision too suzy had to do his face suzy the makeup lady should do his face she's the best she was the best she's such a nice lady but they had to make sure that they had the right color paint you know to do the nigerian flag on his

33:50face dude he might be champ for a long time there's great matchups oh my god welterweight is so fucking fun oh my god and don't sleep on masvidal folks you know jorge masvidal still is capable of beating something remember when he fucked up cowboy masvidal is the real deal i will say this though if darren till man he's my dark horse still think so i think so unless he goes 85 but he's a motherfucker you know what happened in that till fight with woodley he didn't land a single significant strike in two rounds he didn't land anything in the first round and he didn't land anything in the second round just understand that this is the big show this is the world title shot you come out to fucking neil diamond sweet caroline the whole deal everybody's singing along it's wonderful that's london but but but he lands nothing all right well here's this woodley threw

34:42one punch in five rounds no that's not true shit happens no woodley was very tentative he well he was doing the smart thing the smart thing is you wait and you count it because woodley's so goddamn fast that smart thing paid off when he landed that big right hand dropped him and then the other problem with darren till is that on the ground on his back he didn't have anything didn't have anything offensive he didn't have anything he was wrong for sure but if you can move you've got to be able to do something to protect yourself and something to tie he also didn't see the choke coming that also could be because he was rocked look if you look at the way he dispatched cowboy insanely impressive if you look at the way he beat wonder boy also impressive i mean wonder boy's a world-class striker don't forget about wonder boy wonder boy who's been wonder boy's a hard code to crack he's a hard code to

35:31crack yes and especially if wonder boy has some time off to recover i mean sometimes gone gone through those two big five round three five round fights the five the till fight was a five round fight as well so those are hard man they're hard on your body hard going through training camp and i want to say that i think wonder boy had a knee injury too that he's might have gotten surgery on and his hand maybe but yeah i don't know about the knee that might have made up the knee the point is one of the welterweight division is fun as fuck fucking every division's fun as fuck bantamweight just opened up with pedro munoz heavyweights kind of crunk now too yeah johnny fucking walker yeah dude but johnny walker okay steven want thompson said his movement was out the window after darren kill uh kick uh knee kick out okay he's also saying that he doesn't think that those kicks should be

36:17allowed which is crazy for someone to say that kicks people in the head who spinning wheel kicks yeah okay it says uh uh it was almost like the dude was trying to put me out thompson told erio he'll want it yeah yeah but he was definitely trying to get him cage fight he hit me in the knee and after that my movement was pretty much out the window i was more focused on keeping my knee it was just another thing to think about out there well that's a strange attitude you know i mean maybe that comes because he came from a karate background and not a muay thai background on the thompson on the show thompson said he was unsure of targeting the knee with that kick like that is legal well i will tell you it's legal it's definitely legal so whitaker so are heel hooks which are way worse i mean do a spin it so his knees fucked up he says hopefully it's nothing major but it sucks man

37:05it really does disappointed by the whole situation and coming out of it with an injury like that it only makes it all worse he has a fight coming up yeah pettis oh that's right so he must have healed it up or got surgery or whatever i just i don't understand that i don't understand that kind of thinking i mean i don't understand i was trying to hit the guy hard i really was i was just saying unable to put myself in a situation do so and the reason for that is because he kicked your knee which is a technique yeah it's a technique john uses yeah it's a fucking legit technique it's good whitaker used against romero look i don't yes and romero used it against whitaker that's where whitaker got it yeah whitaker went oh we're doing we're doing that and he went right after the story yeah you fuck my knee up in the first fight i'm gonna fuck your knee up in the second fight

37:47listen it is it is just as valid and maybe safer than kicking someone in the head it's easier to do for sure than kicking someone in the head but so what if you can kick someone in the fucking head with a wheel kick that is the worst thing you could do to a person when a boy has no point he's just no point he's just sad about the fight yeah it just it's unfortunate but again i think a lot of that is because he came from that karate background and he came from a above the waist style karate background initially you know when duke rufus was cornering his brother rick rufus when rick rufus fought uh i forget the gentleman's name from thailand um i think lawrence kenshin has it as the most important kickboxing match in history god damn i forget who that because we realized how critical because this was when rick rufus was in his prime he was the man he was the man i mean rick rufus the jet he

38:38would do wild shit man jump 360 turning sidekicks to the face he would hit guys and knock them out with hook kicks and front leg round here he goes chang try this name chang phuket kya song great um i fuck that up i'm sure duke would have said it duke would have said the name perfect but at the point is at the end of the fight after the thai gentleman destroyed rufus's legs and stopped him duke who's a world champion himself said that he didn't think that it took any skill to do that because that's how a lot of those thai guys thought you watch the end of this man wow watch the end of this he can't walk he can barely walk but watch they say go ahead and this dude comes out he goes he knows what to do here we go hi he just whack to tax those legs don't know what to do that would hurt so bad and this dude's a beast too look at the thighs in this dude whack

39:31he's just fucking those legs up hands up high and just whack look at this dude who's the ref well they didn't know any better back there look at it that's how they did it back there with karate the ref wore a fucking karate gi yeah the ref's got a black belt on like yeah he does look at that whack whack in the ass yeah those those leg kicks and that was it so after it was over duke who i think was only like 19 at the time said he didn't think that took any skill obviously duke doesn't think that now he evolved and became a world muay thai champion himself it's just ignorance but that sort of stuff there he is right there look at that young baby face duke roof we'll play it so we the cookie crumbles tonight let's take a look at the monitor back it up a little so i can hear him say that always believes i'm not sure i just know that he's in pain and the leg kicks were the only

40:20thing that stopped him the guy did not touch me anywhere else in the body you know i i think you know that rick should have won the fight he had the guy out there are three major fouls but it's the way the cookie crumbles tonight he said later that he didn't think that it took skill to do that but which is he just didn't know anybody it's just hi yeah motherfucker kicks so hard too that style is so good the thai style is so goddamn good it's so good their head movements not yeah well the thai style with um the other techniques is the best if you got that thai style but you know how to throw sidekicks you know how to throw everything else wonder boy yeah john jones yeah john jones john jones are throwing a fucking throwing everything arsenal of kids it's a very interesting watching him man he's doing a lot of sidekicks now and spinning back kicks turning sidekicks laying into the body

41:12yeah he's throwing a lot of sidekicks he's he throws a lot of everything man but he fucks you up he's just and he's so good at keeping guys in the back foot you know just dismantling just taking away their arsenal i want to say this though because this is something that's coming up and it's actually kind of pissing me off what's that there's somebody there's a bunch of people that have been saying should anthony smith have take have like laid down after he took that illegal knee and and won the title who said this ariel hewani a bunch of other people said it i think ariel was suggesting or asking whether or not he should have some beta male shit well it's crazy because the guy should be praised for he ate the knee he was okay and then he wasn't even thinking about quitting yeah it even that didn't go through my mind it went through my mind that someone might do that some people have

42:01not with anthony smith have you ever seen him fight before no that wasn't even a thought no nope nope it wasn't a thought i don't agree and i wasn't like oh we should all give him praise for this i was like well no why would he do that well that's that's who he is but some people like let's be honest and i think chael sonner probably admit to this if he took that illegal knee he might say that's it can't go on sorry rematch you get the win and keep going yeah well you get the win you get the title yeah chael's a businessman yeah i mean you get the win you get the title you get a rematch i could be wrong chael might disagree might say no i'm a competitor when i'm in there i wouldn't wouldn't think that way not at his not now his age yeah but the bottom line is like some people were actually actually suggesting that that that would be a good option that he was many people suggested i saw

42:45several people and and the fans went hard on these people that suggested it like you're out of your fucking mind you're out of your fucking mind he's getting out class that'd be such a bitch move well unless he actually couldn't go on yeah but we all saw he could he goes i'm fine he goes no i'm fine i'm fine yeah exactly that's anthony smith i actually think anthony smith's stock went higher now yes who go oh shit no he's top five for sure and he looked very good in the first round the first round he looked very good how about his takedown defense yes very good very good john started figuring him out and john john is so good at forcing you to fight his fight and for and and and being first he's so good at being first first with the kicks first the punches first forward you know he doesn't give you a chance and that's the thing with anthony smith anthony smith's chance

43:32was to always be first if you watch anthony smith's fights prior he was a bulldozer comes at you john went that's what you do cool i'll put you on your back foot you go first not in my not in my night i'm gonna go first he also then anthony smith was defensive the entire time yeah trying to hand fight he just took away all his tools he also fought very technically in the first first round he didn't just swing at him anthony oh yeah but very technical john actually in the first round got a little wild i felt like he almost felt the pressure of being a you know minus 800 favorite really you think so never seen john throw those wild punches in that first round he was trying to get them out there they went you know what this isn't gonna be as easy i thought recalculated and then dismantled him yeah i mean he's the best of all time by far by far the best but who who who in

44:19that division can fuck with him now i mean um yeah which is look santos is a wild card that motherfucker can knock out anybody i would have liked to see johnny walker not blow his shoulder out celebrating he's fine though what listen man he couldn't move his arm he came in the back and they didn't they're waiting till i think today but in the back after he went i'm actually good now okay so what that must have mean that must mean that he dislocated it and then they popped it back in place so it could be fine or there could be some significant tearing inside that allowed it to dislocate and that could be a problem in the future let's say it's fine though let's hope he's still not fighting john jones yet he has a ways to go let's fill that dude up with stem cells just get a bunch of needles in there and fucking

45:01little cortisone do all the fucking no no worms you want bro yeah don't don't give him cortisone give him some stem cells santos santos is an interesting fight for john yes he's interesting because santos throws fucking nuclear missiles at your head and you know he did stop jimmy nemanowa he stopped several guys at light heavyweight he looks spectacular at light heavyweight and he stopped anthony smith in their last fight at middleweight i i would imagine santos is almost a bigger underdog than anthony smith um i would imagine that too but i would imagine he's not going to fight like anthony smith is he okay what does it say i'm fine my shoulder's not too bad not too bad is not a good thing to say i just need to do some exams and check to be 100 sure that it was nothing serious okay that doesn't mean it's okay because the thing about shoulder tears and this is

45:48coming from someone who's had some shoulder issues they it feels all right until you do something weird and then it hurts and then you're like fuck and then you get an mri and then they look at it and they go oh you got some tears in there but sometimes it's not shit i've had pro where i'm like dude i'm fucked i can't move my shoulder then two days later like well right let's do that's usually like sore tendons or sore muscles and he was just doing the worm yeah but he fell face first and landed on the shoulder weird i'm sure he's don't doing that maybe man i don't know dude how about his post-fight speech yeah he's like i love mickey mouse yeah he's hilarious okay he's a real character he's a character we need to work on his english but he's gonna go far motherfucker has some power that flying knee yeah i was grilling for everyone and i lost track of time i looked at the tv from my

46:33backyard i saw them i saw him go let's get it on i just fucking dropped everything and sprinted because that motherfucker knocks dudes out in seconds yeah well this is his third fight in the octagon but he's fighting misha sukronov who's a real he's a vet he's tough man he's a tank and he's got some serious grappling skill he chokes the shit out of everybody choked out pat cummings in his last fight i mean he chokes the fuck out of people but you know johnny walker let's watch it real quick i mean fucking the but the thing about walker is he's so loose he came into that fight dancing boom look at that here's the thing how what's he like when someone takes you down and we're in the third yeah we're gonna find out he's a brown belt in jiu-jitsu though yeah watch this see he slapped his own arm on the ground like let's see that again just jump on the left arm it's his

47:25left arm that hurt so watch this he goes down yeah esther has a great photo of him going god damn he's lying there he's like ah fuck i hurt my arm he's gonna be fine look at that he might not be fine dude dude let's wish for the best i'm wishing for the best listen i'm a fan of the guy i'm wishing for the best i'd rather see him or santos but there's a fucking fight there are so many videos of football players celebrating touchdowns and blowing their acl yeah it's he's like hey get a doctor so he got up and you know what's interesting is i was talking to one of his uh his teammates and they were like you know you see how loose he is he's like he's loose for everything that's just how he is with life have you ever seen his walk out dancing when he was stripping no oh dude he was a dancer i think in brazil thunder down under brazil style dude he's he was a and he's a good stripper too this

48:18boy probably made some money dude i believe it well he's a he's a real interesting addition to that division that division finally has some life back in santos him who's the other dude um god stud which guy he's ranked like number 10 i think oh either way light heavyweight's killing it yeah i know who you're talking about god damn i can't do it either ethnic kid yeah fuck let me see the division he's top 15 he's actually top 10 let me see make that a little bigger dominic reyes dominic reyes yeah dominic reyes is a monster he's he's super athletic too the thing about dominic reyes is super smart super athletic and he's nine and oh undefeated him inverse uh johnny walker be a hell of a yeah there's so many good matchups out light heavyweight with the young guys reyes is a really good athlete the thing about him that

49:13separates him from everybody else it's like he has a background what do you have a background in football was that what he was i did something player what was his uh i would say johnny walker's probably more athletic than these guys so he's so big in the way he moves so big and yet weird he's from brazil's name's johnny walker it's named under whiskey the fuck weird yeah who knows how does with the johnny walker whiskey not just do a deal now i know right jump on board before this gentleman becomes a champ yeah have him wear a johnny walker t-shirt and shit now again light heavyweight will be so much better the same thing happened in welterweight if john jones goes have fun boys and goes the heavyweight right which no one's beating none of these guys are beating john very well could happen none of these guys are beating well john might fight tiago next and if he

49:55fights tiago i mean look john wants to fight five times a year so here we are in march it's uh you know march 2nd he he wins john easily could fight in may or june i'll fight in june i bet easily april may june three months from now yeah easily okay it technical support for okay he works at an it technical support no nfl see you're right hold on dreamt of playing dreamt of playing the nfl but didn't he play for high school he'd play in high school and college not being drafted defensive back here for the seawolves i don't know okay so yeah so he played football oh at stony brook okay so he played football and then decided to yeah well still still excellent athlete all conference didn't get drafted but for football smart as shit for mma standards he's super athlete yeah and smart as shit yeah you know that's the thing we've talked about this before the difference between the level

50:54of athletes between the guys that are going into the nfl and the nba that they're the height of the height dude watch the nfl combine there's a guy who's 6'3 230 pounds ran a 4'3 in the 40 of the 40 inch vert he's a wide receiver that has the best footwork you've ever seen has footwork like dominic cruz it's it's mind-blowing there's a defensive lineman who ran a 4'4 40 a big fat dude that's insane that's so fast two 300 pounders ran plus sub five seconds 300 pounds sub five second 40 that's insane that's insane dude that's so fast have you i don't know why i bring this one everybody have you ever seen the guy who's run the 40s dick comes out it's the best moment in sports he's got so much dick it can't be held in pops out and he falls no and he pops up and goes the coach goes what happened he goes my dick fell out man and they paused it and he has this fat black dick let's see him go ready go

52:01where's his dick you'll see it on the replay oh my god he fell on his dick that's as good he tucks it in in the replay they slow it down you see this big dick he goes my dick fell out man that is so fun look at the size of that guy when they redo it let me see whoops he's like damn it he decided to fall down to cover his own dick it's crazy that he's so confident that his dick is tough look at this he went let's see break it down oh jesus there it is pops out like god damn it dick fell out again imagine that kind of a problem imagine jesus christ this is why it's great imagine how many women just started blowing up his dms like dude i mean when your dick falls out while you're running you can't even contain it it's not some pants it's must be loud biggest moment of his life he's been waiting dreaming of going to the nfl it's fucking did they give him another run

53:04oh i'm sure let's give him a goddamn two tries sturdy pair of compression shorts every dude goes i get it man let's go again this is something i'm not understanding about dudes who are not wearing compression shorts with a cup like a diamond mma cup in the nfl no in mma like guys who get nut shotted like that when guys have like a regular cup on like how how do you have a regular cup on in in 2019 how do you have that when you can have one of those compression cups and you're not going to get hurt sometimes those cups are uncomfortable and they're so yeah they are fuck yeah they are you know what's more uncomfortable getting kicked in the nuts i don't get it kenny flooring used to wear the thai steel cup and here's the thing i don't think the thai steel cup should be legal but if it is legal oh yeah it's a nasty fulcrum but not only that but even if you're um you

53:54accidentally hit it you're hitting a piece of metal like why is it okay to have a piece of metal you could break your foot and a guy can do something to you and slam that metal into your face i mean some weird shit can happen and you can break a bone i mean there's there's many opportunities where guys like how about this a guy shoots in and the guy hits him with his hips right you can hit him with your hips and catch that steel cup right in your fucking mouth and break your face remember mitrion knocked out derrick lewis with his hips remember that i thought he hit him on the right hook or something no he's like he just sprawled and knocked him out really wow i don't remember that i remember beastie in like 13 seconds he hit him with that but then he hit him with some punches too right at the end but still the hips what fucked up interesting interesting crazy yeah i really think

54:43that those cups like a diamond mma style cup should be standard and i think diamond mma probably has the best one i didn't like them uh when i was fighting just because they were so uncomfortable right i'd rather you hit me in the dick i don't think the diamond ones are that uncomfortable did you wear those you wore that one um i forget i bet it's not we have one here we'll give it to you you want to try it out but you don't give a fuck anymore i don't know what i'd use it for you're in there fucking i'm wearing on stage tonight like gene simmons and kiss yeah he's got one with teeth on it or something those uh steel cups though some dudes used to wear those in jiu-jitsu it was horrible because they'd get on top of you like if somebody mounted you and they uh grapevine your legs and dug that fucking thing into your chest dude how about fucking oosman fucking grapevining woodley

55:30yeah yep mounted him yep and then and then um i had my boy todd feldman over at my house he goes could there be anything worse or he goes that looks like a bad position to be in and i turned around i went excuse me sir the worst there's nothing worse in professional sports than in the ufc when you get mounted on national tv in front of millions of people and you just it's the most kind of beta male move of all time you're on your back you can't get up right man's on top of you yep dick to chest it's so embarrassing and he held him there for a long time all your buddies are watching on damn and you know the the interesting it didn't seem like tyrant had the energy to get him off like he didn't even hip escape correctly he knows how to hit something was up with woodley you think so yeah he looked off well i don't know if that was it or he's just wilting under the pressure that

56:24usman was putting on him here here's why and i'm not taking anything away from usman i think it's one of the greatest title fight performances of all time of all time maybe the best that's fine he won every minute of every round against a guy two ten eights and against a guy who many people thought was in the running to be the thought of as the greatest welterweight of all time top two and if he won that fight especially stopped him i think you could put him in that category agree so we both agree how impressive it is yeah where i thought he might be off is right in the opening minute remember usman shoots woodley grabs a guillotine he falls on the wrong side against the cage i went well world champions don't do that he's not there mentally also he kept holding on to that that's my point i was like my god he's gonna get von flute and i think the only thing i think we're

57:10calling it the osp now i heard that osp it's the osp sorry von flu but osp has more von flu chokes than anybody you kind of have to call it the osp even same period but then but when i saw that we kind of invented it right did he invent that choke i doubt he invented it i want to know if he invented it because if he invented it you got to give it to him true let's call it the osp though way cooler so he went for the osp choke yes so he goes for that choke but at woodley's level to do that in opening rounds of it well he's not ready yet he's mentally not firing right now because that's that's woodley being a black belt in jiu-jitsu yeah one of the greatest fighters of all time yeah like you ever seen george st. pierre make a mental not like that never no never not in a world title fight never so i saw that i went oh woodley's off you might be right about him having one foot out the door

57:57because being do we figure out if he's 36 or 37 37 in a month so basically 37 basically 37 doing all that stuff for tmz i i want to say he opened for wiz khalifa recently they have an album together oh shit wiz is gonna come on the show we're working it out right now you're gonna get so high that's gonna be awesome it'll be fun you want to come in sure high with us uh last time i was on fucking pluto um those fight companions past these these fucking backwoods ones man dude these things are a problem i was so high alex jones had one but it was only tobacco folks um yeah but but with with woodley when we say one foot in one foot out it's easy to say because in in hindsight because eventually he was gonna lose yeah but before this he was doing all that stuff right he beat till he was doing this stuff yeah he beat wonder boy twice he was doing this stuff

58:52so i don't know well it's just a bad matchup but we we were looking at these points he had off night yeah he does too much stuff outside the octagon or usman's just a bad motherfucker i think it's all the above usman is absolutely a bad motherfucker and who knows he might have been able to do that anyway even if tyrant was in perfect condition but here's the the question tyrant over the last few fights over the last few years has been able to control the pace of the fight a hundred percent he controlled the pace of the maya fight he controlled the pace obviously darren till fight was a good easy victory for him relatively um controlled the pace of the wonder boy fight fought smart and then hit him when he wanted to with big shots and he was the one who had wonder boy hurt right but wonder boy was never pressing him like making forcing his cardio but if you

59:39go back and watch them some of the fights where he had problems earlier in his career like nate marquardt like rory mcdonald it's someone pushing him someone pushing him and this you know this might he might have figured out a way to look when you're that muscular and he's fucking ridiculously muscular i mean tyrant has legs the size of a running back his giant ass muscular as fuck too though he is but usman's longer longer it's different like it's not it's not that stacked jack dense almost power lifting muscle and that muscle is one of the reasons why tyrant is so fucking fast and powerful but it also you could make the argument that that muscle just comes with an unavoidable price and that what he's been really able to do is jack is conditioning up as high as possible and then also do a really good

60:28job of controlling the pace of fight he couldn't do that with usman good point could be so we don't know i feel bad for the guy i'm a fan i want to see if he wasn't 100 focused i want to see him one more time focused with usman here's the problem like with with um um with cejudo and tj top behind the air stopped early all right rematch for sure rematch other guys where it's quick kane blaskis jds quick rematch let's do it run it back when you get out class for 25 minutes and there's two eight ten rounds it's tough to there's no way obviously i can rematch yes so who don't tj you could you could really call for a rematch in that fight the ufc is gonna make woodley's path to that title shot a fucking nightmare man who stopped that fight so who don't tj who stopped that fight who's the referee in that fight i don't know was that herb no no who was it

61:25so leon roberts was the one who separated damian maya was it roberts i want to say leon roberts was it leon roberts no oh gentleman uh forget his powerful haircut though so you you'll run that back though because you stopped early well also woodley's a tough sell they're the biggest names in that division i mean if they especially if they decide to do it at flyway they're the only names in that division except joseph benavidez benavidez who also won he beat cejudo in a split decision he there's a real good argument for him fighting for the title as well for sure but that fight was so controversial and so hyped up it would i would like to see that fight again rematches yeah right but don't you think if anyone deserves to be woodley how long he was just fucking yes the reigning champ right but i would say the same thing about stipe miocic

62:13stipe that's super was the motherfucker for years he's the he won more title fight defenses than any heavyweight in the history of the sport he's number one most successful heavyweight of all time beat nothing but world champions right beat nothing but world motherfucking champions alistair overing fabricio verdun junior dos santos or lovsky world motherfucking champions and uh you know and then fights in ganu who's fucking terrifying beats in ganu guy can't get a break he can't get a fight why can't he get a fight because it didn't sell pay-per-views that's crazy it's the only reason the world is a terrible place um you could do stipe cane well cane's gonna have to get another knee surgery now is he for sure how the way his knee went out how is it possible have you heard anything about his knee i have not you don't think it was a knee

63:10problem you think it was the uppercut have you heard any update on his knee i haven't but i haven't asked you know i could probably trust me his team his ask dc his team would have released something because his team said something really ridiculous that he didn't get knocked out that he got hit behind the head with an illegal shot first how dare you how dare you and i love crazy but it was javier javier must have been maybe had a few you know what he's a down-ass dude and i like that but you're full of shit you're full of shit he's down for his friend what we were saying we watched that punch and it didn't even land it landed on like the shoulder yeah like cuffed the shoulder that short shot i just did a food truck diaries on below the belt with francis and he showed me the exact punch yeah because i was like people are saying he was not happy yeah here it is kane velasquez

63:56lost a freak my knee gave out on me but no there was um it wasn't him it was uh javier vasquez said uh it was an illegal punch come on yeah you just gotta take the loss and be like you know what back first of all it's not an illegal punch when you're swinging on the feet it's illegal on the ground if a guy is swinging and a guy ducks and you hit him in the back of the head there's not a single referee on the planet earth has ever transition right there's not a single referee in the planet earth that has ever said that's bad not only that a good percentage of head kicks are illegal shots behind the ear behind the ear a lot of wonder boy shots the wonder boy likes that sneaky question mark kick he throws that shit behind the ear so does barboza so does cowboy comes right over the shoulder whack but but with kane that this that's not even an issue because that punch didn't

64:39land there right the issue is the uppercut which turned the lights off which caused his knee to buckle right but here's here's where you know he was punched if there was a knee problem with this with this kind of dilemma about his knee his team would have reported he's going for knee surgery there's a mcl there's nothing yes they're just like uh all right let's just move on so you do steep a king well holler at your boy kane might be in a position where he doesn't want to have any more knee surgeries but his knees are weak come on no no but i'm saying if he got hit with that punch maybe in another world like his knee wouldn't have given out like that he would just kind of rocked he would have just got rocked maybe maybe but him versus steve is the fight it's a good fight it's a good fight i'm sure steve would like it but i mean what steve really wants is another shot

65:23of dc not happening bro maybe thinks that that's the way to get to dc the ufc would have done it if by now yeah there's a million reasons to do it dc also for dc it makes no sense he knocked him out so fast you can't get any more impressive than that it's kind of like jose aldo connor yeah right right i fucking starched him what do you i have everything to lose now yeah what do you want me to do so dc point dc's gonna get brock and probably right off the sunset although i was trying to tell francis he needs to let dc just do his thing dip out yeah and then he can become the heavyweight champion yeah um and dc's looking for like a big fight and that's it that's it i mean apparently his coaches have already said look you got a real legitimate career as a broadcaster and he does he's excellent as an analyst you him and anik are the best i love it that's the best relationship

66:14and i'm not throwing shade at dom i love doing it with dom too i love doing it with dom i bet not as good chemistry well you know what it is it's a weird dc and i are silly we're silly dom's not silly no dom i mean dom and i laugh a little bit he's like uber serious where he's an expert like when rose namayuna's one and he's yelling out thug rose dc dc's he's fun man you dc and anik's the best commentating team on the planet when it's you and dom there seems to be this weird dynamic where i don't vibe with it really i think a lot of people are on board with that that's interesting because i like it a lot again it's not bad but it's not you dc and anik and but dom without you even with you he's amazing he's one of the best but for it's just not as good okay i get it um it's just i i agree with his corner though i would like to see maybe one more fight out of dc and then look he's got his

67:09wits about him he's got his brains he's fine he's an amazing person like when you hang out with and talk to him he's a sweetheart of a guy the best and he could talk great he's very articulate and as a wrestler unparalleled i mean his skill his understanding of the game as a heavyweight you could argue he's the greatest of all time dana just did did he dana just made that argument he said i think that dc's the best of all time that's fair you can totally make that argument he's never lost starch steve a was the best of all time yeah but he's only fought once in the ufc at heavyweight other than this with frank mir but dude what he did in the strike force yeah grand prix yeah insane insane did he fight um who else did he fight at heavyweight in the ufc did he fight um roy he fought roy right ryan roy was in the ufc roy and frank mir yeah he beat both those guys yeah

67:57wasn't even a beat the brakes off both of them yep and then starch steve bay but i think without cutting weight he just feels so much better that's why if he's gonna fight john we gotta do it at heavyweight oh i know how light heavyweight goes get out of here you think so still yeah 100 you do it at heavyweight what do you think happens at heavyweight i think dc has a chance baby i'll put my money on him because dc can knock bitches out at heavyweight that's he he's he's the one who can land on john he gets dirty do you think that john would want that fight do you think that would be that could be like a giant fourth of july fight dude bum bum bum why don't you and i call dana white and say we would like to take over the matchmaker occasionally just we like like a celebrity matchup sort of deal let me get my beak i don't want to take anything away from mick manor and sean shelby those guys are

68:46great but just let us let us make five fights a year do you hate ratings we'll we'll help you do you hate money we'll promote this shit out of it i'll make your posters we'll do what we can here's what you do uncle d what do we do you do dc john heavyweight for the world title what's the undercard francis brock oh you really think brock's gonna take that fight brock wants the title and that's right he wants dc dc's almost terrible dc's only a little taller than me i know you know he's for real don't let him fool you he looks small and like like your dad you know but he'll beat the shit he'll beat the shit out of you he's a tank he's as wide as a house and you know dude that's what brock wants dude brock francis picture the poster just take that picture the hospital bill oh dude picture brock's the remaining years of brock's life i asked francis about asking why he goes i don't i

69:42don't i don't chase i chase nobody he's not serious i went oh hey what the funny thing is you standing next to francis is almost like me standing next to you he's so i did on purpose damn big oh did you so uh we're on a curb we're on the curb and i go stand here dude you're like huge and everyone's gonna freak out on the internet he's so big he looks huge 265 natural i asked him i what do you walk around that's what he said he was 60 65 65 did you ask him about wrestling a little bit you know with those food truck diaries i try to get a little silly and get those guys to have fun look at that with francis he talked about how he kind of felt like a loser after the steep a fight well there's no no way around it was fascinating fight no it's fascinating conversation he's saying i kind of felt like a loser and how he didn't feel like himself and how he felt pressure to take the

70:36fight he was not ready how well is he like talking you think i could get him on do you think it would work be tough yeah be tough he's getting better at english though because when i first interviewed him i remember way back in the day when i first when he had the dreads i first interviewed him he was having a real hard time understanding me but he's he's definitely better at it now he's getting better and he you know yeah when he loosens up it'd be tough to do two hours with you dana white says damien cormier is getting the brock lesnar fight yeah but we don't know brock's doing that today this post is from an hour ago but this has more to do with uh i guess brock lesnar post he said that at the post fight press conference yeah i saw that but there's no announcements when dc said when cormier is fully healed from his injuries oh he's got an injury

71:21yeah he's been injured what's going on um i forget he had a problem with his hand before the derrick lewis fight decided to take the fight anyway and because steve bay offered the fight and that's why he's like dude i'm injured i'm not gonna fight you when i'm injured that is i'll fight derrick lewis that must must make feel like shit for steve bay he must be like god don't you feel bad for steve bay yeah because like if daniel cormier wasn't injured he would have got that shot like if his hand was okay he would have got that shot in new york but now steve bay's never can get that shot dude how about john steve bay i feel terrible just spitballing yeah i like gems here but i feel i feel i feel terrible for steve bay i really do me too because i mean there's not how long has it been since he lost the title a year it's been a hot year a year how long has it been

72:08and and he's tried to fight june 26 it was 226 oh my god 226 so he's fought twice more than a year dc's fought twice dude more than a year february february fuck it was july oh what are you talking about do you not know how to count no what's wrong with you how dare you i didn't why did you say 226 oh oh oh i thought you're saying not today you were not today you said 226 okay i was like how dare you but still how dare you make that mistake you have c226 okay well that's july so that's not quite a year dc's been relevant he's fought twice since that last loss steve hasn't fought damn it's heartbreaking damn john jones steve bay coach javier mendez can't understand why steve bay is waiting yeah he needs to move on it's not happening i don't think he necessarily is waiting for it no he is he even wants it he wants it but

73:06i don't think they're offering him a valid fight in the meantime i haven't heard any big fights that are they're being mentioned i mean obviously i could be wrong you know well the only thing they could really offer him is what it's funny i have all these questions and i don't ever call dana and he dude come on bro i don't call sean shelby i don't call mcmahon i sit here with you we talk shit we just speculate total start rumors total speculation it was interesting being on espn for the first time that was interesting how so different it's interesting yeah look i'm holding an espn uh handle on the microphone you know it was it was interesting and knowing that it's on espn it's very exciting it's very exciting to know that it's on espn now because i think that's going to make a big deal with casual fans i think it's going to allow the sport to grow agree and the espn

73:57fights were spectacular they put on a good product they did what's cool when i turned on espn i do every morning until i start my morning is they had a picture of bryce harper who just signed like a three to gillion dollar deal with the philadelphia phillies and john jones that was the flyer wow it's like it's mainstream that's giant like fox could never do that no no fox was great and fox put the ufc on the map and i think fox really did a fantastic job over those seven years but there's a it's a big difference going to espn is like holy shit we're on espn it's like it's a big deal for sports feels to go to any fucking sports bar espn's always on so every fight is on and they're gonna have a shit ton of fights and if you have espn plus you could watch all the old fights you know plus at the bottom just the scroller say john jones like breaking news espn inc's exclusive rights deal with pfl

74:49mixed martial arts league oh interesting what is uh p oh that's things um that's my boy seth's league that's interesting thursdays i believe i think they have something like 10 events for the year right now okay that is excellent and they have a playoff that is excellent that is so good for for mma it's so good 10 pfl events in 2019 outstanding they do the live across espn 2 espn deportes and espn plus fantastic so good so good for everybody i can't believe vinnie magalese lost i was so so so sure he's gonna win the whole thing i mean he's so fucking good man when it comes to the ground game is like freak he's a freak there's not a light heavyweight on the planet espn also just signed tyson fury really interesting so now you're not getting tyson dionte water i heard about that what the fuck is that about what what did

75:44what did tyson say something crazy like why would he fight him again um when he got robbed of a decision in the last fight i heard that i was like is he drinking again dude dude how about this how about this how about showtime my boys they had the trailer they had the hype video ready to launch on monday tyson signed with espn monday morning no one knew nobody fucking knew i feel bad for dionte it's heartbreaking i feel bad for dionte because dionte almost put him out in that final round you know and i think you can make a real argument that tyson won the decision for sure but when you get dropped twice and get dropped one time in the most horrific fashion i mean and now they say the fight's not happening that's crazy it's the biggest problem in boxing i don't like it so angry that makes me angry that's because there's different promoters that's why the ufc

76:38jumpfrogged the boxing a long time sort of but i mean look that fight could have been made do you think that maybe tyson didn't want to fight him again nope i think i think it's his his handlers his his his representation go dude let's sign with espn get a seven-figure deal you can fight two bums and then we'll circle back to wilder well maybe boxing maybe i mean there's argument that that's a good move financially i guess it's heartbreaking heartbreaking right here oh dude here it is i wanted to cry oh i wanted to cry that's sad it's so fresh but it does open up anthony joshua dionte wilder which is very little bit but yeah nothing no time soon because dionte's still gonna fight in may maybe dillian white maybe lewis ortiz yeah lewis ortiz is still fucking dangerous dillian white's a motherfucker yeah so then you know yeah anthony josh should be great but

77:36he's fighting big baby miller yeah and that's a tough fight for him big baby miller's got some fucking power you don't think so no that's in madison square garden too right first time anthony joshua's fighting in the united states though yep when you fight in the united states dionte wild fuck tyson fury wow brazil that seems like a fake name it's like he's a former football like a dude's name is breeze you call him brazil fuck dominic brazil boxing's in may my mandatory so frustrating however you got mikey garcia earl spence coming up that's amazing we should do a fight campaign for that when is that march something when is that am i in town i don't know uh we should do a fight for boxing we don't have any fight companions for boxing right yeah give me an excuse to do one one that's a good one to do it on what does it say jamie what do we got march 16th oh daddy's home

78:32daddy's in miami what you son of a bitch that's next week son of a bitch next week yeah oh yeah next week next saturday yeah i'm at the miami how the fuck is it already march crazy dude this this year is flying by january was we're gonna be 85 years old before you know it we're gonna be like larry merchant over here talking shit remember when larry merchant said to floyd mayweather if i was your age i'd kick your ass classic fucking classic it's a ridiculous thing to say what a great thing what the greatest boxers of all time god oh he's fucking such a crotchety old dude though it's gonna be us one day 85 years old calling fights getting old kids today you think we'll still be doing companions old as fuck yeah yeah well well someone's gonna drink themselves to death on a live show it's probably gonna be eddie i'll

79:24have a heart attack we should start bringing it to other people too occasionally especially when uh calen's out of town because calen's always busy these days yeah but he brings the cheese though nothing's like the four of us though the chemistry with the four i know you can't you can't fuck with it no it is the best and it's the most fun by far it's the most fun everyone brings a different dynamic yeah but the talking over my god i tried to listen to it you did i tried to listen to some of it because i wanted to know what it sounded like when everybody's talking over everybody it's terrible i haven't been that drunk and high in a long time and it was awesome people for whatever reason love those kind of chaos shows like that alex jones show they love chaos they love it they love a strong and stoned and and interdimensional child molesters and fucking

80:14they love all that shit they love it off the charts nuts that alex jones one though i told you i've never been a fan of his then i watched it i'm like kind of like him now people are mad at me some people are mad at me but you know there's nothing i could do about that they were going to be mad at me anyway but one of the things that they were saying was you know fuck you for uh they were saying giving him a platform for normalizing him i'm like you gotta understand that's how i know him i know him like that that's how i know him i know that guy that guy your friends yes that guy that came on here and this is a guy that by the way on his show said he was gonna kick my ass and break my legs and fucking all kinds of crazy shit and i want to fight him in the ufc fight i'm gonna offer him a million dollars like i i knew i knew him i know the real him i'm like when we're not in front of each

81:00other you could say crazy shit and like i'm immune man i don't care it doesn't bother me i don't care anymore plus he's doing an entertainment show he is doing entertainment but but what i know is the alex jones that was here and by the way he was right about a lot of shit a lot of the crazy shit that he was saying about about fucking human pig hybrids that they're working on those and actually making human pig hybrid fetuses that's real they really are the problem is is he throws so much shit out there at one time i don't know what to believe exactly and you gotta slow down to look into all of it and you gotta go slow start start over again what what's happening on the moon he's for sure a little crazy i like crazy but he's he's crazy but i think that crazy is okay and it's entertaining and i'm not a fucking child so if you want to nerf the world and make the world

81:51so that only children can watch everybody because like make make things that that are own that are safe for everyone including children well i i don't want that i'm a discerning adult i'm pretty rational and i can figure out what's real what's nonsense dude speaking of children did you see the michael jackson i did not but i heard it was horrific it's crazy you know tim dylan is so fucking funny you see tim dylan's thing no what he said tim dylan is pretending that michael jackson was a pimp and he was banging bitches go to his uh go to his instagram tim if you had tim on your show is that the big guy yeah no the comic yes no dude you gotta get him on really i'll have him on anytime he's in town he's fucking hilarious he's a new york guy too right yeah he's a funny dude hey listen to this listen to this the problem with this michael jackson documentary is there's no fucking music in it the

82:41whole thing is fucking boring it's all fucking interviews i fast forwarded through all that shit i want to see the bitches the guy's the king of fucking pop you know he's fucking all the time he was fucking elvis's daughter lisa marie presley you know neverland ranch was just fucking pussy because they're trying to make him look like oh some humanitarian oh he helps sick kids he lets them sleep with them we get it he was a good guy and another thing so there's this scene i was kind of half listening apparently some kid walked in on him fucking some bitch and the kid knows like every one of his moves everything he was fucking doing it's like what kind of sick kid sneaks into michael's room while he's fucking a chick it's kind of crazy that's the problem with kids that's why you can't help kids word to the wise help adults

83:32he's a ridiculous guy man you got you have him on he's very funny and he's super into conspiracy theories oh is he yeah yeah deep in he brought me a book so i want to bring you back bring it back to the fold but he's a smart guy real funny dude when he said uh when you had him on he said the comments are brutal shab yeah someone said oh why is rogan having roseanne on again did you see roseanne she went on candace on all over me too girls a bunch of hoes and they were all just selling sex to try to get successful hilarious roseanne doesn't give a fuck especially now they forced her out she's like good good you fuck but they fucked up so hard kicking her out that show was number one and now like no one even cares about it on air i don't i don't see a market they might keep it on just for spite just so she

84:22couldn't say i told you so but we know no one's watching it yeah you fucked up no one's watching it yeah i don't want to watch that michael jackson thing first of all it's weird because he's not alive he's not alive to defend himself so it's weird it's also stories and you know people tell the truth in stories sometimes and sometimes they don't and you don't know you don't know and and also there was you know like it was always weird like people no one knew why with all the rumors that everybody had ever heard about michael jackson that anybody would let their kids go and hang out with him like dude when you watch the documentary like these parents are fucking morons i don't get it man two of the fathers have committed suicide since it's happened oh jesus christ wait but we don't have any hard evidence that he was molesting kids right

85:15all we have is rumors well here's the thing in court he was he was acquitted here's the problem the doctor his very doctor said that he was chemically castrated talking about the guy who killed him yes yeah that guy said he was chemically castrated by his parents to protect his voice so you have no testosterone right exactly not just no testosterone so do you still bust nuts i mean me i don't think so one of the other weird things i saw that was like facts you should hear no from the documentary was that he had uh some something to do with the sound in the room the hallway leading up to his bedroom was wired so that footprints would make a ding dong sound in the room it's just a very strange thing to just have in general for any purpose but but if you grow up in the spotlight because remember he was such a big star

86:02you might have some anxiety right maybe you didn't want anybody walking in on them naked or something or you don't want anyone walking in while you're touching boys it could be that look who the fuck we don't know we don't know however what do you think jamie i'm just am i off i know i'm just saying some of the facts i remember he spent like 30 straight nights with like a 12 year old at his at his house in between that kid's mom's house and his dad's house because they're divorced and they're paying for so there's so much video there's so much video of him and this little boy holding hands and the boy in the video goes yeah we would hold hands and we had a signal we'd rub each other's palms when we were thinking sexually about each other however you got to chalk it up to the shitty parents because if john legend came to my house was like dude i love tiger you mind if i take him out

86:49for a little while but get your goddamn mind right you're not going anywhere well not only that and john legend's not a pedophile no i'm just not known but but they didn't know michael jackson was that everybody knew there was something up not the time he was the biggest star in the world back then in the 90s people knew in the 90s yeah no yes yes good music you fuck no no no no i know he did but everybody knew something was really i didn't he was always hanging around with kids yeah because he loved you were younger you're younger than us way young you gotta trust me we're the same age like same month almost and you knew something was up yeah yeah yeah jamie's more on the ball than you so he's always online you're out getting pussied james online legit point legit well well played i just feel like it's too weird it's too weird to let your kids hang out with this grown man

87:39all those times i think he was mentally ill they and what his family says they go no no a lot of you are confusing him for being he didn't have a childhood his dad robbed his childhood i think that's so inside he felt like he was nine years old so he missed out on the sleepovers and video games so he would get friends with kids and i think that's true it's bat shit crazy bat shit crazy i think all those things that you're saying are true but i also think it's true that he was probably chemically castrated i really think that's true because i've said that a long time ago i said yeah i think he's a castrato the way his voice is why why tell him that it's human nature it's just the that voice is just not a man's voice it's not even a falsetto voice it's a woman's voice he's castrated then when he would have zero testosterone to molest kids yeah yeah well he might

88:27not have been doing it because he was horny he might have been doing it because he was just weird well these kids said he was busting nuts the kids in the video said like he would jack himself off in front of him boy it'll make you sick to your stomach his not his wife but the woman that gave birth to his two kids said she never had sex with him yeah that's more likely i don't know if you're chemically castrated that means your body doesn't produce any testosterone anymore but it doesn't mean you can't shoot it into your body and you know you could you could shoot test into your body but if you have no nut nut you're not making semen yeah if your balls are dead but you is it semen or sperm yeah i think sperms from the nuts and then like your prostate and there's some other things that get the juice together i don't know i'm just like i'm not a doctor obviously clearly is that a technical

89:18the whole thing is fucking super weird it's super weird it just makes me sad makes me so sad but it's also there's like a there's a there's a lesson to be learned there in so many different ways but one of the big lessons to be learned is that you never want to be that famous that that was my takeaway i when i was watching my girl i go can you imagine being that famous and she goes yeah it's probably awesome no hold on you know how we like to go to the mall we like to go out to eat that's gone you can't do that anymore yeah that's all gone that's all gone people would start a riot they'll take they'll take that away from you yeah your normal life is not over you just stay in your house but yeah that's why he developed an amusement park like he made his house a fucking amusement park what do you say they had they set this up for him to go grocery shopping they had a fake they

90:10emptied a grocery store and paid people to be uh shoppers so he could have the experience of what it's like to be normal going through like a ralph's or whatever yeah and like have interactions with people like hey how's it going oh jesus look how weird this is well they should make it realistic like like so he hired people yeah i don't know how he could do that and he wore a hat and he's dancing around the it's everything everything was weird man everything was don't you feel bad for him though oh yeah so you know how much he's worth i don't know 1.7 billion dollars they say but that's after he died see the thing is when he died he got super rich he was actually in the hole before he died no because because like mc hammer broke where when he talked to mc hammer he's like what are you talking about he's like there's like you know publicist broke where they release that you go

91:01bankrupt because i was fine i was balling hmm i think it was michael jackson yeah he owned the beatles catalog oh so that's where he had all his money he bought all the originals the masters of his and the beatles that's right yeah yeah paul mccartney was mad about that apparently he told he gave him the idea paul gave him the idea and he's like oh good idea i'll be right back so why why didn't paul buy it he's got money couldn't afford it right he has one fourth of the beatles money not all of it combined you know right do you think how there's you there's no stars like michael jackson you can't right you can't do it in current society hmm there's there's pockets now he also went happy birthday he owned happy birthday he bought the rights to it so that's why you're you're not allowed to sing in a restaurant i feel like that's over i think you can say it

91:50you can't now because it's back into the public domain or maybe after he died dude that's why everyone sings a bullshit happy birthday happy happy birthday happy happy happy happy i think like ask cap or bmi could literally come in and find the restaurant if you were singing yeah yeah and that's because of michael that's so stupid dude what a baller move copyright owning happy birthday how about out of many give it to me too bad he doesn't like bitches because that'd be the biggest move ever maybe he did like bitches who knows well who knows the guy's dead he can't defend himself respect shop here's the thing those two dudes who are doing it they were one was the key witness when he got away in court what dudes the dudes in the documentary the two are oh we got molested the one was the number one key witness who's saying he didn't get molested okay well then he shouldn't be able to

92:38say anything both of them were witnesses that means they should go to jail and now they're like well no that's not true we were young bitch you were 20 how old was he he was in his 20s yeah well also like isn't that perjury it means he lied in court be fucked you can't lie in court either way one way or the other you can't lie to protect somebody and you can't lie to accuse someone either you can't lie i don't know what the deal is i mean that seems like that's something they could drag him to court for and the jackson came out and went well isn't it convenient you guys are coming out now when you're in financial trouble uh of course yeah of course it just seems like a strange thing to do a documentary on documentaries are killing it lately that's probably look at r kelly yeah he thought he was flying free yeah pissing on bitches isn't that then that documentary came out he's fucked yeah he's

93:26fucked he's arrested yeah they they just released him did you see when they released him like he he leaves jail and he has to walk through a throng of people people and they were screaming some woman was yelling at him calling they took his music off itunes really they took down all the shit and all the artists who worked with him took their music down like let's say let's say michael jackson did get convicted of molesting kids could you still listen to his music could you imagine you separate it right you know tony hinchcliffe i don't want to give away the bit he has a fucking hilarious bit about that he has a hilarious bit about really i bet yeah i bet he's redoing it now because i don't think it's on the special on his last special i don't think it's on so no i've heard it yeah dude tony hinchcliffe he's got some fucking he's got this new bit about transgender

94:15athletes what does it say there daycare affiliated woman who bailed r kelly out of jail receives bomb threat it's a mystery woman bailed him out damn he's looking like shit right there yeah it's been a stressful time fuck yeah what are you gonna do i don't know so uh upcoming fights let's get back to mma for a few minutes before we get the fuck out of here jds derrick lewis oh kelvin kelvin and israel adesanya that's what i want to see that's next month son that's next month and that is in mother fucking atlanta jojo is that a pay-per-view yes it is sir you're gone dude holloway poirier too i'll be there for that one holloway poirier is a great fight it is a very good fight but style who won the first fight holloway holloway one right yeah it was a decision pretty sure yeah just scroll up let me see what else is on that card

95:09ovun saint-pru and nikita krylov that's right nikita used to be a heavyweight now he's a light khalil roundtree jr eric anders woo that's a good fight great fight that's that's a under the radar fight montel jackson you know uh johnny walker knocked out khalil roundtree too with elbows from the clinch yeah and khalil's a serious striker wilson hayes alexander little fact about khalil roundtree you know he used to be over 300 pounds really he used to be fat as fuck that's crazy because he doesn't have any loose skin i know some guys they bounce back good oh he was young and he was working in a mma fucking warehouse well that's the same thing uh with david goggins david goggins the uh oh he bounced back to whoa look at him 10 year 2010 and 2016. that's only six years six year challenge imagine you break up with him and six years later he's jacked dude

96:04dying piece look at that boy now i'm just tired of you being all fat getting on top of me and i can't breathe it's over khalil now he's like what's up bitch six years later big fat dick still dude knocked out gokan saki with one punch he's a beast god damn that just shows you like how crazy powerful johnny walker is man it's ridiculous ridiculously powerful what do you do with him next you gotta take it slow giving him good fights don't give him don't give him latifi no no latifi pisses me off does he why he's so good and he you know he's not gonna be chan kory anderson man nobody's giving kory anderson any love how weird is that i know it's weird you know and a lot of people say it's because he's not stopping people he's just winning yeah but he's winning he's fucking beating he beat latifi see you're talking about latifi and not talking about kory anderson i know it's isn't that

96:55industry it's fucked up kory we're sorry kory we're sorry but fuck that kory's a bowhunter too yep that must be fun but fuck that how about how about um jimmy manawan johnny walker uh there's another one on the house dana white well that that is a possibility yeah jimmy man was dangerous i know so is johnny walker serious power jimmy manawan's great that fight with tiago santos was chaos for as long as it lasted it's amazing yeah johnny walker jimmy manawan yeah sign me the fuck up any other brain busters whoo how do you feel like uh dustin poirier max holloway plays out god max always so goddamn talented so not having to cut at 45 anymore it's tough fight for dustin dustin you know i love you i'm glad dustin got a big fight i'm super what's interesting is they offered the fight tony ferguson turned it down but hear about this dustin poirier stops pettis right didn't he stop pettis

97:56right um he stopped justin gaughey who else did he stop that was his last fight right but those two but those are two world champions there was another one there was another fight in there where he stopped somebody else who else did he stop he stopped someone else it's alvarez alvarez alvarez alvarez another last fight yeah i mean those are three like legitimate champions i mean i know justin gaughey was a champion in the pfl before it was a pfl right what would they call it back then world series of fighting yeah so he went he beat him he beat pettis he beat alvarez and this is this is that light heavyweight jump you know and he also beat jim miller i mean damn his last fight was uh at 45 against michael was that 55 55 it might have been 55 with michael johnson that was before johnson went to 45 johnson at 45 is a motherfucker he's a motherfucker yeah i mean i'm i'm really excited

98:56about that i'm really excited about that he won a big game fight and he got it yeah he's got an interim title do you have any idea why tony ferguson turned it down i do not know i have not talked to tony ferguson i mean maybe it was because hey i already am the fucking interim title holder why would i fight for the interim title again max holloway though yeah i get that but i mean he already was the interim title holder and then they just took it away from him when he was doing crap i think it's really fucked up he comes back and beats pettis here's what's fucked up is now if the winner max always does some poor he's guaranteed a title shot yeah so tony's still not gonna get a shot yeah um they were trying to do cowboy versus connor and apparently the the sticking point was that it was going to be a co-main event how dare they i think the idea is that they have to have world titles as

99:47uh as a main event it's who says who that's my it's the wild west dw get your head out of your ass that's a main event shoot him a text i don't i don't have his number did he block you i think so we're not seeing i actually like the guy we have no problems i know i try to get you guys together i gave it my best shot i gave my fucking you tried man sometimes you gotta go separate ways yeah i don't understand it man it's weird when you have friends that don't like each other you know when you get good friends with both of them yeah and they're like that guy and you're like all right well i don't have to tell you but i don't i don't talk bad about it no you don't i criticize some like the ufc decisions because i do a show but didn't have no issue with them at all i like that though i mean look part of the thrill of

100:37these things it's got to be raging al cowboy was in my office yesterday you know him white said he wants to fight he's ready to fight again wants to fight against swillick and another opponent for maybe rage now said does not specify who's going to be fighting next so it says dude you're telling me connor was like no i'm not taking the fight if i'm co-main event why in the fuck would you make that a co-main event yeah said he could be out of action until the fall mcgregor could be you know the other thing is mcgregor hasn't fought in so long he hasn't fought mma in so long it's not good last fight was khabib right but he takes like almost two two years off right he fights khabib he gets smoked by khabib and then he has how long was that november that's a long time off it's not good no he needs to be active like really active it's hard to be

101:25active when you're making that much money off that's the problem the whiskey the whiskey and he made like a hundred million dollars off the floyd mayweather fight he's making but but but but but but but but i'm proud of whiskey i'm proud of him yeah he's doing great tight move look between you and him i mean him while he's in the middle of his career and you post career i mean you guys have laid some interesting uh blueprints for fighters so yeah the um it was october october 2018 that's quite a lot a long time ago yeah that's not good it's not that far november december january february that's only five months ago seems like a long time ago though doesn't it but he has nothing coming up so by the time he fights me another year yeah but that was his last fight yep which is two years and two years before that was his previous fight yeah

102:14it's it's not good it's not good especially if you want to be creme de la creme you just can't fight like that i think he's only interested in big fights like things that excite him now you know because he's got so much money and so much success it's just one of those things can you blame him but here that look at that that main event the main event of that fight was a non-title fight connor versus nate diaz that was non-title i believe both both times they fought and but the last one the the fact that it was a non-title fight it was also the biggest pay-per-view of all time dude whoever recommended that he be co-main event against cowboy should get their mouths pissed in that's ridiculous that's that's so aggressive that's why dana doesn't like that well i don't know who that was but i'm not saying dana recommended that i'm just saying i'll just say that i disagree with your decision you're up

103:12i believe i can fly god yeah all right let's wrap this up before your voice goes out we did it dude there's no way i'm doing stand-up tonight no i apologize to everyone yeah you can't well everybody who listens to this podcast will know you're not faking it they're gonna be pissed and we're gonna do i know you're gonna do you're at the store tonight for uh but i'm back tomorrow night it's a stack show i'll be back tomorrow night tomorrow you good next week i'm back on tour in miami friday saturday what do you do oh miami improv that's next week then after that i'm in milwaukee turner hall after that i'm in washington dc dc improv tfat k.com all right folks we'll be back tomorrow with uh more goodness see ya bye