JRE MMA Show #56 with Brendan Schaub

00:00phone calls i get nothing to hide yeehaw and we're live ladies and gentlemen so i get a message just like that just like that i get a message uh from a friend of mine who says that while he was uh listening to the show we were talking about something and then the ads for that thing started showing up yeah oh god it's uh it's fong from plasticcell he said you guys were talking about slouching with theo vaughn today and this popped up on his feet just now i never googled it before and it's some alarm that goes off like when you slouch forward have you seen those things you glue them on you i've been getting an ad for that too oh you have yes random coincidence could be that or that could be targeting joe rogan listeners yeah which is what they do yeah the way it works so they found out that we were listening no they could just be going i mean maybe that but like

00:56there's a large audience here so they could just be going after like right but do you think like what adam green she said the other day that that's happening talking about he was talking about toyota trucks yeah and then all of a sudden his google ads started showing up toyota tacomas and and he was like dude he goes they're listening the robots are listening someone's listening but they're also looking for like key terms and stuff like that but they're listening to your phone as you're having a conversation you think yes i have a few instances i took screenshots because i was it was happening it happened three three consecutive weeks i touched something i literally like held the object in my hand and within 12 hours i was getting an ad for it maybe your magic bro it's very strange one of them i have a little some eddie bravo the other two are they're so weird it was like how the am i

01:41getting an ad for this thing now i've never even seen this i've never talked about it to anybody i didn't tell anybody i was holding it yeah you got it for it always be careful of like this idea you know because sometimes things are just a coincidence and this idea that there's some grand conspiracy when it could be easily explained by a coincidence but the thing that adam said he said he goes uh man and i never googled toyota trucks is that a good uh not really not bad not that good a little british hey mike um but he was saying that uh they started popping up right after the podcast immediately so if that's the case they had to be listening to his podcast or they're listening one of them's listed because you thought you have a large audience someone from there's listen to it live right and then they're just like dude they launched those ads yeah but how does it get on his google feed

02:35yeah you think they would spoil more crime and stuff if they're listening to everything don't make money spoiling crime bro you make money selling trucks i don't know i mean i i feel like for sure when i google something starts popping up we know that but that seems normal oh dude if you go on my phone right now because i've been looking at dodge vipers anything i click on dodge viper's pop-up even ads on instagram really yeah they just want some they're just trying to get you like when i look at houses you know certain house markets pop up it's weird they know that this motherfucker's looking to spend some money yeah speaking of spending some money ford why do you hate america they released a new gt500 only an automatic oh my god what a shame what a shame is it only automatically only automatically i didn't know that i posted on my story because some dude was

03:28like shop when you get one of these i was like god that thing is dope i posted with like a thinking face now that's automatic ain't happening here we go well you have a pdk gt3 rs it's different well it's also that's the only way they make it well it's only the way they make the gt3 rs the rs yeah i mean you could get a gt3 or r i you know i get it people don't want to shift they get stuck in traffic i get it but there's a lot of other cars you can get the gt500 the whole it used to only be stick like the gt350 well you know why they're doing it because they want to compete with everyone because on the track the pdks beat the best racers in the world yeah like uh my brother's telling me about this article he was reading where i think it was the the new gt3 rs and um or maybe there's the new gt3 because there's one in pdk there's one in stick they had one of the best race car

04:21drivers in the world driving the stick shift then they had some average dumbass driving the pdk and they were going around the track and the pdk smoked this dude the guy with a stick shift smoked them yeah but what are you trying to do if you're just trying to buy a car for the track i get it but how many people are buying a car for the track you're looking at them bro i race on the track no i don't i have no idea i don't give a i i just like the feeling um and it's kind of lame because i have that slingshot the polar slingshot and that stick shift and that's like a tricky stick shift well that's that little tiny cage dangerous as but because the stick shift i like not being able to pay attention to my phone i like having to worry about all the cars around me like i like that feeling yeah i like the feeling of the road and the stick shift and yeah i dig

05:10that i want that in a car now yeah i that that's how my corvette is my cord that little 65 corvette that thing's so small pump some life into you though oh god do you drive it to the store all the time yeah it wakes you up right yeah it wakes you up well it's so loud it's got side pipes it's a stick shift big old hurst cue ball on the top yeah yeah that's what you want that's what they used to have with the gt500 i had a gt500 way back in 2012. it was glorious big old rumbly i had a convertible too hell yeah damn right it was great put the top down loud as but also we get too comfy with the with the you know if you have your you drive your freaking m5 it's so cushy and everything's kind of there it is look at that thing looks dope as look at the front view the seat go with uh silver gt500 pull that up there's a shitload of carbon fiber in it now yeah yeah yeah there's a bunch of like the

06:06splitter and a bunch of the arrow stuff look at that that one right there look at that oh that that looks so healthy that looks so good i love it but it's a goddamn automatic like why'd they do that like just to compete man so when you look on motor trends it says an option i agree i bet they have it as an option yeah have it as an option and they give you a skirt when you climb into it it said the transmission was made specifically for this car just to get performance out of that that's all they want is the performance so they can say hey this competes with you know i would still drive that even though it's an automatic i would drive it as a daily driver yeah i agree 750 horsepower daily yeah with all the carbon fiber that things up rocket i don't think it's light at all check that away jamie i bet it's 3900 pounds easy do you think it's almost 4 000 no way

06:59yeah i bet it is let's have all the cushy in it you know mid three second zero to sixty yeah i bet it's uh 3 900 pounds google uh g53 uh gt350r they'll have the curb weight on uh if there's a bunch of carbon fiber it's not gonna be that hard yeah that carbon fiber got it pretty cool mostly for looks no yeah it's so strong dude yeah but it's light but it's mostly for looks like it's not making it that much like 3 700 pounds and that's the most track ready one so this is going to be heavier than the gt350 because it has a supercharger on it the supercharger and all that other jazz is probably about 100 pounds so yeah 3800 pounds 3700 yeah for that one but that's the 350. the three the gt500 has a uh a big ass whipple supercharger on it to make it even heavier sounds so good though you ever hear a supercharger wine yeah that's american power though you know

08:02they're not light they're heavy you know big ass engines well that's the thing it's like that's what you want kind of they're trying to make a muscle car a precision scalpel instrument like a 911 gt3 it's not that it's a different thing it's not where we're looking for like that white car that i have the gt3 rs the shark works car that car is a scalpel it's precision it's effortless the way it handles and maneuvers and it's just a different experience but a muscle car is supposed to thrill you it's supposed to be exciting yeah you don't want to yeah it's not going to beat any track time no no you care you're not trying to i mean you know what do you nicholas cage and gone in 60 seconds stop my brother always says that any car i'm like my thing would beat the of that he's like not on the track though i'm like i'm on the 405. i don't give a what is it not diesel what i look like on the

08:53track i know it's so uh irresponsible to even be able to sell these cars like when they're selling these corvettes these new corvette zr ones with 757 horsepower they they have a sub three second zero to sixty it's like 2.6 seconds there needs to be like an iq test for that thing even a driving test like what do you believe in flat earth you know what i'm saying like what about what do you think of pizzagate that new tesla roadster is going to be zero to 60 in under two seconds that's trouble because every that doesn't know cars again tesla because it's like the new prius cool thing to do and so they get those things and they're lightning rods i i can't i just i know i'm super old-school i can't fux with them i don't like them i get in talons it bumps me out it's just not for me man i just i don't i like the sound of an engine i like i don't know i don't like yeah you

09:50feel like you're driving an ipod i don't care how fast it goes it's just it does nothing for me callum goes back and forth from complaining about it to telling you how you should get one oh i know it's very strange it depends what day you catch them it depends which day it is it's like he's trying to talk you into it like he's so he doesn't feel alone out there he's like i love that thing i love that thing the next day he's like i don't dude that thing the charge i just don't know man well he goes should i get a porsche should i be like you and joe should i get a porsche i'm like i feel like you're for you man he should get something that's reliable that he could drive around everywhere that you know like a bmw or something yeah yeah like you should just get like a five-star you should get three series but his ego won't let him mean he's a big car really oh he won't get a small

10:38car now why does he need a big car you know okay it's calling man a big car well yeah he wants to be manly you know he's not going to get cars are manly for to him you know it's brian probably if he wants to be manly why would he get a car that doesn't make any noise because he doesn't think about that he doesn't care about like duel if you ask him what dual exhaust is he'd like to have no idea he doesn't know what dual exhaust no it's it's he's not into that stuff no this was the time you know what happened he took a chance way back in the day i want to say like 2 000 two or three he had a ford bronco like 1969 oh hello it was badass but really yeah yeah but it stunk it was one of them old school ones it wasn't like an icon one it was an old-school one with a carburetor and so you smelled gas fumes everywhere that didn't have any doors and it didn't have a top callan had this yep it was

11:32dope yeah did you give it to him he didn't know he bought it he bought it yes he did wow yeah he decided he was a wild man and he was going to drive around in a um it was a stick shift stick shift i'm pretty sure as a stick shift forward bronco early bronco and put his pit bull in the back yeah wild man living on venice beach single single guy taking down everybody in sight just out there on the on the freak prowl just dropping loads all over venice and uh couldn't couldn't keep it up i was looking up the roadster this is a audi's new thing that they just announced it's called the pb18 jesus christ that's an electric car going to rival the roadster the same speed is what they're sort of claiming it'll go uh 0 to 60 in just under 2 seconds jesus cards are getting too fast look how good it looks though it charges in 15 minutes what yeah what yeah how the is that

12:30possible yeah because the german said oh tesla you're making cars very cool let us try when is this coming out there's only going to be about 50 of them made up you you sons of again even that i like it looks dope but because i'd rather have you know the r8 with a gasoline that has a beastly looking spaceship of a v it looks yeah you get one seat i like that yeah if you got a girlfriend you tell her to sit in the back seat and rub my neck kick rocks get an uber meet you there this thing doesn't have a back seat you take off you can't peel rubber in those things you just go like this that thing filthy though that's a dirty it's an alright yeah i bet they're gonna come out of the gas pad all right it looks just the same well apparently uh people are taking the acura nsx and they're replacing they're doing something to the boost replacing the ecu so they're uh changing the the

13:32the program that they use to to you know and then using the uh changing using uh aftermarket exhaust and just jacking the horsepower that's what you do with those yeah that new nsx is a beast of a car man they're cool i didn't realize how small they were though i one pulled up to me uh the other night was like revving this engine i'm like dude we're not doing this i don't know it's i'm 35 years old we're not doing this and he was a grown man too this was off sunset when i was come home from the store men don't brag about it too yeah it blew them off the line at the red light like what am i gonna do man i don't get this but i didn't realize how small they were now yeah they're pretty little yeah the old ones are real little that's what it looks like now that's a deep that's a a deep red i like that almost a guard dreadful it's a porsche good looking car god damn it

14:22it's cool that's very mclaren-ish yeah a little bit well it's they're they're making them spaceshipy you know dude there was a i was in edmonton this past weekend freezing at the giant mall but in the middle of the mall there's a mclaren and you know that mall is filled with kids because there's wave pools and dolphins there's all sorts of there it's the biggest small in north america and this poor mclaren it's hurting my feelings because there's there's kids everywhere they don't give a about the mclaren they're yanking on the sidemares there's also some kid kick in the back i'm like dude what are you guys doing it's just parked in the middle yeah just as like uh you know like a showcase car don't even have ropes all the no ropes nothing kids wiping their shitty sticky fingers in it picking their nose god ripping boogers taking legos just edging their names in the side

15:10and oh i know i was like come on make laryngeal a little pride huh why would they let put a tesla there are they really selling a lot of mclarens in edmonton i don't know no it is that oil money starts burning a hole in your pocket a lot of those guys up there in alberta they get those jobs which are tough jobs the oil oh my god great hard work hard work but big money um my friend john rivet and his wife jen their their son was uh doing it for a while kind of a bad business to be in though right because oil is kind of on the way out uh right not up there i think it's i think it's down though i know i know it's down because the economy there uh one of the drivers was telling me he's like yeah oil's just not what it's you know it's a fraction of the price than what it was a year ago two two years ago oh really so we're taking hits from it can imagine if that was like your

16:00business and your business could just fluctuate that hard like up and down yeah it's just useless well because eventually it's going to be useless probably not our lifetime well not with like us that don't want to drive electric cars i know i think about that all the time think about it with my son my god i hope this little perk isn't just driving tesla's everywhere like i want to educate him on dope ass rides but then it's up the planet but also is it it is you think yeah for sure yeah then we should be in electric it's having an effect yeah but the question is how much of an effect how what is having the most effect there's a lot of different things that are having an effect and what's our footprint in that effect you know what i'm saying yeah it's there's a lot i mean human beings there's a lot of us and we're definitely burning a lot of and putting a lot of carbon into

16:53the atmosphere and there's uh there's definitely an impact well it's starting to denies an impact it's crazy the real question is how much of an impact and can it be turned around and uh how much how much of a bad thing is it actually because somewhere in the it's in the middle of there's you got your ultimate doom and gloom people that are saying all they're saying that all of the city's going to be the east coast can be underwater the west coast could be under water everyone's and then you get the other people that say no we're just going to be able to move it in northern canada jesus christ the people that think that you can just we're just going to have up there beautiful spots in antarctica yeah i don't know right somewhere in the middle huh it's somewhere in the middle somewhere in the middle i'm a middle guy the real uh optimists think that we're going to

17:41be able to take some of the carbon out of the atmosphere and the way they're going to be able to do it they actually invented this giant machine that looks like a building it's like a building sized machine that's like a huge air filter that just sucks carbon out of the air i think they did it make sense i think it's a chinese thing i think they they're they're installing them somewhere in china because you know like when the athletes were in beijing for the olympics they said oh my god the air quality was like smoking a pack of cigarettes a day dude you don't realize how important air quality is to when those fires i was doing shows in sacramento i didn't even think of it and fans are uh dm are you going dude are you gonna cancel please don't cancel i'm like why the would i cancel no i i don't cancel shows i'll see you soon man then i fly in and i was like oh

18:31you couldn't see a foot in front of your face you sent me a smoke you sent me a picture from your hotel room and i was like is there a fire in your room dude i've never seen anything like it and i did not feel good i was sick the whole time there during my shows i was light-headed everyone had masks on like asians at airports everybody except for me and my brother and guess what we couldn't get any masks because they're all sold out do they help yeah i think so they filter some of it but i didn't realize how big of a deal it was time went up there i'm like holy man this is this is serious those fires were so big i mean the fires down here were big but nothing compared to the northern california fires because the area of northern california that got lit up was like woods like huge huge wooded areas i mean the whole town was just it's not there anymore yeah it's a paradise yeah done

19:22game over there's no no no no really nothing's nothing the whole town burned down pretty sure go to that pull up paradisecalifornia.com is that uh is that a place that might i wanna look down now uh some of the firefighters and like uh relief people because they were taking pictures like not even mocking i don't think they should have been fired because it was like all burnt down house and then there's like i don't know like a wooden horse and then like firefighters like i'm the wooden horse like oh you're mark mocking the people lost their homes and they they lost their jobs that's crazy come on man these guys are fighting for their life out there they have nothing to do with it not only that the the horse is there it's like what do you give a why why the the house is burnt to the ground i don't know you really think it's that in that poor taste for these

20:14poor guys who risked their lives to save people's houses to have a good time wow is that real this is crazy they should have made it out of those trees those trees are still standing these trees are pretty gangster like what's going on like at a certain point in time we're gonna have to make fireproof houses does that exist yes make them out of cinder block oh yeah do what kanye didn't just have your own freaking fire department just surround your house just in case that's a good move in my neighborhood there's a house that burnt to the ground i uh put pictures of it up on my instagram there's a car in the driveway but the um whoa this is this picture is terrifying oh dude you're talking armageddon style this picture is terrifying is this what we're looking at is rows of houses that are gone that looks like it goes for an entire neighborhood it's entire neighborhood

21:06it's like a mile and just there's nothing left everything's burnt to the ground but it's amazing those trees are still standing look at those trees they're i mean they're torched but yeah they're there yeah but it's weird black as isn't it weird wouldn't you expect the trees to be burnt to a crisp yeah they're so thick the other thing is uh where's my fl oh coming from edmond i flew down so from north to south and when you go over malibu and like in woodland hills and where you live you wouldn't believe it when you see all that it's insane from a bird's eye view yeah you just see all the black yeah flying into it well i flew over uh malibu with burr in a helicopter so we got real low it's crazy crazy look at this mcdonald's burnt to the ground that's crazy you know that burned when she's oh wow look at that that bridge burnt the does not before and after

21:59steel well it's not it's wooden that was a was it a wooden bridge look at this like the whole everything's gone so is that the case that the whole town is evaporating paradise is gone yeah pretty sure paradise is wow what the do those people do now you don't rebuild right you're like wow jesus and then also a lot of it and this just from my own experience down here um looking at homes in areas where there's chances of fire that were caused by fires banks won't give you the loan or you have to put a higher almost all cash payment down really and also the house insurance on a fire area they're not going to do it these days but what are they going to do with a place like malibu because malibu got hit harder than anything they lost 600 plus houses find out if that's true i know they said they lost like 1 500 structures but someone told me that 600 of those were

22:51houses and if you're talking about malibu like when bur and i were flying around the coastline over by zoo uh point doom you know those beats there well james beach area i don't know it's the cliffs i know what you're talking about though loosely fire worst fire to hit malibu with home losses topping 1.6 billion billion i feel like somewhere here 20 structures destroyed i feel like we don't hear about so much because i think people assume everyone malibu has money yes they're higher tax brackets so like ah they'll figure it out it's still super up man well i have um friends that don't have a lot of money but they build houses and one of them one of the houses they were living in and the other house they were building and they all the both houses got torched 400 single family houses with an estimated market value of 1.6 billion so 670 structures 400 of them were houses that's horrible man

23:51it's uh weird to fly over man when you fly over it because in the with the helicopter you know burr was pretty close yeah we were we were you know right above it and circling you know just outside right over the ocean and as you're doing it flying over the ocean you're looking at these compounds they're probably 50 million dollar houses i mean these massive massive compounds burnt to the ground not a goddamn thing they could do about it how good of a pilot is burr terrible we almost died three times jesus christ no he's great is he yeah he's crazy he's really good at it he's been doing it for a while when i saw that picture like oh i trust that guy a hundred percent if he told me that he was going to take me up a helicopter he knows how to do it yeah it was a good time man we had fun we had a lot of laughs is it fun so much fun you're you're up in a helicopter with one of the greatest

24:40comedians that ever lived yeah we're having a good time we're just howling me and him he's hilarious and we're talking through headphones because he's like so you got a little little like commando oh yeah that's it microphone in the corner i don't know helicopter scare me man it was a good time yeah i saw that scared the out of me it's weird how close you can get to downtown l.a like you're not there's no real restrictions you just fly right next to the building so i'm like this is okay because it's a helicopter yeah yeah that was us right there yeah we just flying around i mean we were just flying right next to these buildings and we were the height of the buildings and all those big buildings see those flat spots and all those buildings those are all helicopter pads landing pads huh yeah and some of them are real narrow and bill was like i wouldn't want to land on that thing on a windy

25:32day and i'm like oh my god i didn't even think about hold up it was just you and bird there's no there was there a third guy like the third guy yeah the third guy was a um um you know an instructor he's the guy that okay bill that teaches bill but bill got you but bill can fly solo he has a license to fly solo he flies a lot right yeah he flies god i'm just not into that i think it'd be awesome to get up there and do it it's just not pros and cons man pros you fly around a little bit get real high con die yeah but it seemed pretty controlled it really does but there's no like there's no room for error you know what i'm saying but unless you're harrison ford remember he crashed in santa monica did he crash the plane straight up plane yeah yeah in santa monica he crashed yeah where'd he crashed uh i forget look that up jamie he flew out of santa monica airport and it was like oh it went

26:25down because he's so high all the time right here is he really oh dude he smokes like cheech and chong bro really you smoke weed before pearson ford blazes it up i think when you get that famous you probably just want to be high all the time because life is a dream anyway you're just like i just think there's nothing else to do and he's just like i don't know man it's han solo that doesn't keep you busy 30 years ago we just did one a couple years ago get a cameo in it he wasn't like the main guy that's why people were pissed right he got murked did he i'm not a star wars guy spoiler alert dude that came out forever ago yeah it's no spoiler there is for everything to spoil it now oh dude people are seeing game of thrones now for the first time there's dragons it's like with that dana mora escape i've seen it on show time no it's about those you know those two guys harrison ford saved

27:14several lives by landing playing on golf course what the does that mean scroll down what that kind of santa monica there you go and han solo indiana jones but you know what just walked away went this noise looking where he crashed and how the plane went down i'm sure there was a moment where he said i'm not going to risk lives whatever happens happens it's going to be just me 72 year old actor suffered moderate injuries after crashing the vehicle the vintage two-seater oh he's flying a old plane a vintage plane that he was piloting on a green uh golf course thursday afternoon he had lacerations to his face and possible fractures television news footage taken showed him on a stretcher being taken into an ambulance dude he risked life in limb by putting it down on the golf course instead of trying to go further try to get back to the airport notice how harrison ford he's not quoted

28:13anything he didn't give a how about uh we were on the fox slot brian and i were when we worked for fox and uh this tesla pulls in and it's all tinted windows and it rolled down the window it's harrison ford and i go i tell brian oh that's indiana jones like joking around and brian i didn't know how big of an uh harrison ford fan is brian gets super it never seemed like this gets super nervous and harrison looks at some brian was like this gives him a peace sign i've never seen a grown man give another grown man a peace sign here's some foreign knowledge the peace line just keeps on going i go bro you just gave deuces to indiana jones i would do that it was so great there's some forward well no this is kind of like yo like not a wave but this this is kind of halt this is i'm reaching for you i'm reaching for you and then if you go too high it's the hail hitler you don't want that

29:19so you got to tell you man i'm now i'm thinking i give peace signs to people all the time you do this all the time like a 14 year old korean teenager girl yep exactly 13 13 year old teenager girl peace peace out nothing wrong with that michael here all the time but they do sideways like this they'll take pictures they go like this that's cute lips out though they'll do like this hand forward this hand backward you know they do it like this yes well that's what brian did to harrison look at that picture right there that's me bro but but imagine running up to hear some florida doing that freaked him the out and he's high off his ass right yeah he's driving that electric dune buggy it was great man yeah he's um i wonder what he does with his spare time other than fly planes like can you make that much money and you're that famous and then you just sit around what do you do i don't know but

30:13there's there's certain guys at that level right like he's so famous he's a whole another level but i was thinking about last night dave when dave chappelle walked in yeah and it was like you know you're around birds around there's some of the greatest comics in the world then when dave chappelle walks in i wonder if it's weird for him because i can feel the room like everyone just stares at him and he was in the or and i was in there before he went on and there's i mean there wasn't a seat i mean people are in the hallways there's just watch him do his thing and he's just he was up there i don't know an hour two hours just not really doing a set just feeling it out i went man that must be weird at where he's at in life that he just goes up there and it's like the everything shuts down for him as a comic book well he's like he's not working out right you know what i'm saying no he's

31:00definitely working out not that's what i mean but correct but it's different than if somebody else like all eyes are on all the time non-stop right so even him working out it's funny as you know well he he handles it remarkably well like the way he just around people like even though he's super duper ridiculous famous he handles it like he's not like he wanders through but man when people start grabbing at him and wanting pictures and it's so embarrassing wow they just they won't let him talk to people like say if you're talking to him they don't care if you're in locked in a conversation about your mom's cancer they don't care they just yo bro can i get a picture they're dave dave chappelle picture they freak out they're just like this is my time to dress up my facebook page and they get there with that can they do the likes they move in on them like a hawk

31:53it's just it's embarrassing it's embarrassing like people don't respect another person having a conversation they don't wait like no one sits around and wait it's like in their head if they don't grab them right now they're never going to get that picture so it doesn't matter who he's talking to they i've seen it too like i was talking to the rock once and this dude literally slid in between us jesus and and held his phone up to the rock slid in between us like just didn't ask he was taking the picture as he was asking he came here to take a picture with you and just like in between us like i'm talking hey what's up why didn't you have a good time and then this guy slides in he's got the camera like no thought whatsoever for people's space and what did the rock do he's probably used to it he swallowed jesus christ handled it like a man it's just such a bummer man it is because

32:48there's a certain point of fame with chappelle the rock yeah you're probably pretty close at where you can't even go through the airport like i had to go through the airport one time with tim tebow um right i think right right after he won like this huge playoff game does he get on a knee before he gets in the plane no he go down he assumes jesus is taking care of him oh yeah jesus take the wheel and i i knew i was safe as next to him so i didn't give a but um so uh going through the airport with him and um i i felt bad for him i mean you're talking you can't he can't get anywhere he there's just like these this mob yeah dude this is exhausting exhausting there has to be a certain level where that's just not cool man well when what changed was phones cameras on phones and then social media because everybody wants a picture whereas before i guess people would just

33:39want autographs and no one had a camera with them yeah now the autograph is the selfie yeah there's no more audi once last time you get like there might be a few yeah that had a show all but once last time literally someone came with your neck for an autograph the other day but it's like a hundred to one pictures of selfies oh it's all selfies yeah it's all selfies yeah it's weird but this is this is the life we chose this is a weird world we live in well take it easy you know i'm not tim tebow freaking joe road yeah like you can walk doing it you get bomb done yeah i can walk through an airport yeah it gets weird but i can do it but like chappelle it'd be tough yeah well tom cruise that can't walk through the airport yeah but your time cruise you got tom cruise money you go private yeah lax he laughs he laughs like that's the best joke he's heard like you bring up lax or tom

34:28cruise what the come on bro well we flew over this chat when we were with birth yeah yeah the van nuys airport flew over the tom cruise experience i feel like he autographs his jet does have like his signature i think his jet has a button he can press and then it's all covered in screens and it turns into the clouds behind it and becomes invisible like a wonder woman it makes sense it's tom cruise man but don't you think that guy has probably a lot of expenses i always assume that a guy like that not only do they have a lot of money but they burn through a lot of money so they have to keep making a lot of money is that true though or are we assuming everyone's johnny depp and has 19 houses and buying old pirate ships for 30 billion dollars you know what i'm saying and they're just making horrible life decisions like that's the same thing with with like

35:14athletes or even comics or entertainers like if i post something let's say i post my car or somebody that's like good luck bro in three years when you go broke i'm like no i know the bad stories i get that man i'm a smart dude like i i think i've made it this far can't listen to those people they just hope you're going broke no but it's there's that stigma of like the 30 for 30 espn broke it's like not that's not everyone's like that man i hate to tell you not all entertainers are are rappers where we're just blowing through money it doesn't work like that i'm in a business where it's not you know it's not just like you know it's it's not the ufc where your average career is a year and a half or two years you know well once you get into the world of podcasting podcasting is a weird thing right it's like what are we doing we're just talking you know this is what our our art form

35:59is people already do you know yeah that's weird if you think about it it's very weird you know there's no other art form where everybody does it yeah everyone does everybody does it not everybody paints no but what was the last time you painted well i painted with my son right on your own when's the last time you went down to michael's never because i don't suck dick i can't no i'm not i can't paint bro a lot of painters that don't suck dick you something you'd be surprised but there are it's but i'm talking about like like taking time out of my day today there's a little flower heterosexual male painters that admire you that are listening to this right i love you guys man they need something cool bro their paintbrush in their hand right now and they're like this guy i'm going to paint job with a big old dick in his mouth do it um yeah i don't know man with podcasting

36:48it's weird but it's also the gateway to an unfiltered medium where before with tv and movies and stuff like you know with like uh name any big guy um who's who i'm trying to think of a uh like dak shepard right he's a he's an actor he's an actor and he has a podcast well if you just watch his movies you don't know about him right he's playing a character but you can go on his podcast you hear some talk like oh we're into a lot of the same things oh damn he's struggling with his wife god i have the same issues oh damn he's struggling with his kids and then you find out we're all the exact same but you'd never get that if there weren't podcasts you wouldn't you're not going to get that off a espn interview off a 31st you're not going to get any of that ever that's my podcast has taken over i think well it's also because no one can tell you what to do

37:38you know you can have conversations that no one can no one can steer no one can there's no executives going to come in and stop you if you up it's your up and then if you apologize it's an apology that you make yourself you you don't feel good about what you did you want you you express remorse which i do all the time you have to that's the way to go though yeah like i took a lot of not i don't say i just i go and then then i'll think about something like with nowitzki right i like jeff novitzi i really like him the one time met him he's great dude we had a joke about it uh the nickname the golden snitch like good dude look right there right next to you oh is this the shirt yeah oh dude thank you i will rock the out of that look at that that's pretty dope hold that up for the camera it's pretty dope for sure let joe design your shirts but that's a good

38:28shirt it's a decent shirt i like it a lot yeah it's cool um but like with him right like i go off on something and then when i talk to you about i'm like i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings yeah it's just like to me it's a it's a it's a game right you know and then but when you think about like he might have to deal with it in the office people like dude her shop this or gets dm this or you know i'm like i don't want that it's the last thing i want well you just you made an error in that you thought that he worked for usada and he'd never worked for usada oh that worked for the ufc you said he worked for the assad and now he works with ufc but he never really worked for usada he worked very closely with usada he worked for the ufc he worked for the ufc and he brought him to the ufc now he no he coordinated the ufc's meeting with usada and he put it all together he's

39:16the vice president of u.s of uh athletes safety health and safety is that what it is something like that for the ufc that's what he's always had no that's not true before that he worked for the government yes but he he's worked hand-in-hand with you saddam not as not as an employee right but he never worked for usada no he's never worked at risk he went from i think he was working for the irs pretty sure um yeah my point was yeah he's not he's never got a i don't know if he's ever got a check from usada he's been in cahoots with them they work hand in hand fda fda that's it yeah that's when he's good at his job lance armstrong right yeah every time i talk to nowitzki i get text messages from lance armstrong it makes sense though right he's so salty why wouldn't you be i mean you kidding me bro well i i see why he would be salty but i also he has to accept

40:11i think that he did some things that he shouldn't have done and i'm not even just talking about the steroids i'm talking about suing the people that came out and said that he took the steroids that's where he's up that's right because just doing pds and uh in a cycle i don't give a do it bro you're the best at it he still would have been the best of the level playing field i think so too so but the way he up is he's mean and bullied the people that were trying to you know snitch on them or or if they weren't into the pd's or if they were going to tell on him he kind of him over that's where it gets dark and that's where people hate him so i get that but in his defense and this is a shaky defense they went after those people to get to him they went after those people and they broke those people down they made those people rat on him and then he was threatening them with lawsuits

40:59sort of to protect himself but even before that right i did he there's a little bit of a bully culture coming from him which is why competitor he's a mean guy you know a lot of like most people are yeah you're right you're right about that i was just talking about this the other day and it in this tj del shaw's a great guy any fight saturday um great guy but he's mean correct great guy but if you say hey tj if you knock him out with a head kick his family won't eat tonight in order for you to win this fight he's gonna knock you out with a head kick he's the most ultra competitive guy in the world and it it shows in training shows in practice i mean he's a nasty do you know him 135 pounds right now oh yeah he's ready to go but he got his body down to 135 pounds before the weight cut it's crazy he looks so thin freak i saw him on espn last night and they

41:51were discussing he might fight max or he wants to fight max next that's a tough one he wants to fight 145 after this but that's a 20 pound jump in weight and max is a giant 45er yeah that's a bad idea but you never know what tj hey who knows i mean if he can get his body up to 165. dude have you seen henry cejudo though pico on pico just kidding he's gonna clear the test i'm just joking around he looks like he's pulsing yeah he might not make weight he's jack city bro yeah i don't know if he's going to make the weight ah i bet he makes it i bet he's never missed he's missed a bunch of times henry cejudo yes 125 yes that's why they made them fight at 135 for a while um well you do know your a bunch though more than once yeah that's a problem look at him looks pretty stacked looking kid he's a thick dude he's a short dude didn't he he's probably walking around at

42:50more than 45 i would say he's more than 40 dude he's so short i don't know yeah i still think he's more than 100 dude that's a tough life if you're that short and you're not an olympic champion right like i was looking at him the other day in a video i'm like god damn he's tiny what is he five two five two five three i'm only five inches away from that i'm barely five inches that's a lifetime bro for those five inches how much money they would pay to have five inches they do pay do you ever see what they do they stretch your bones where they break them and then extend them do you know how crazy you have to be to get your shins extended they cut your shins they they saw into you and then they put this metal brace all around you like a halo brace and then you crank it a little bit every day click click click cause you have a get a couple inches taller come on bro for what so so it's an ego

43:41thing no so you can get laid i was watching this documentary on chinese guys this guy was like he had these braces on his leg and he's like my my girlfriend she you know she wouldn't marry me because i'm too short but i'm going to come to her and i'm going to be over five feet tall for the first time get under five feet tall get another girl that hoe it's hard to get a girl when you're 4-9 the biggest problem is if you have a short dick yeah but the biggest problem is if you're 49 you they don't want to see your dick oh jesus look at this guy he went from five what did it say he gained six inches five six to six foot okay let me see this oh god he's a thicky on the left he gained six inches yeah from stretching his bones out let me see what it says there how unhappy do you have to be with your body go up there nip tuck grow five foot six inch man underwent astonishing leg lengthening

44:36procedure because he wanted to be six foot tall oh he started at five six and he got up to six feet tall jesus but how damaging is that no well how we see the procedure in which both legs are broken then slowly stretched bears more than a little resemblance to medieval torture let me see what this guy did to his body oh my god oh my god that has to be some mental health issue yeah a little bit the tren well maybe if you wanted to really play football the trend for ling lim lengthening surgery swept china where minimum heights are often quoted on personal adverts and job advertisements as their country opened up to the west a decade ago look at that thing on his leg man oh my god so his what we're looking at here it looks like they they cut a inch out of his bone but then they have this bar that runs through it so that's his femur man dude that's his

45:36upper leg bone that's not even his shin how do you think he's gonna feel when he's 70 that can't be good oh my god for what to be five inches taller dude get a skill you know what chicks dig over height skill man yeah funny get a 650 leg lengthening procedures in west palm beach florida not all to remedy deformities some of them to remedy deformities which make sense there's some now how long do you think it takes for them to recover from something like that a lifetime oh they kind of hide dysphoria so it's sort of like anorexia with their height it's a mental disorder ugh it's one of the few psychiatric disorders that you can actually cure with the knife says the surgeon says the surgeon trying to sell this doctor uses the term knife are you really using a knife bro don't you have a scalp why not going to that guy what i can cure with the saw it costs 85

46:30grand look what it says he does here it's surgery is not for the faint-hearted the leg bone is broken in two the doctor then implants a state-of-the-art telescopic rod into the cartilage of the bone which then pulls it apart very gradually one millimeter a day new living bone grows along it to fill the gap and muscles oh and nerves the arteries the skin also renew themselves the cost is prohibitive 85 000 takes at least three months to complete grueling physical therapy is essential oh look at that one look at the gap in his leg look how big that gap you ain't playing this shallow world sport walking up that guy and leg kicking him yeah i was just thinking that ah imagine if he decides to do muay thai i bet you his um like where your leg is vulnerable is changed right dude if you're girl geometry your leg is like if you if your leg is a certain like if you your bones

47:28are a certain wit i would imagine there's like a like it all makes sense pretty much in terms of like mathematics like how long your knee is or how long your femur is it would be a certain thickness but then if you spread it out it's like the thickness of a shorter one but now it's long and it's probably more safe like stilt the make me taller community i just found um oh wow there's a whole introduction to leg lengthening and frequently asked questions holy there's only 30 posts though dude that's just the faq this one's got 300 posts this is three thousand posts down here not a ton though of uh what they've gone through i'd be more worried about lengthening my i think those guys is there a lengthening dick community yeah you know what they do they're all ages they hang weights on how dare you what racist no it's life there's got to be some asians with giant hogs out there

48:26i feel like we'd know about it right because that guy'd be flaunting his make me longer community than there yeah make me a bigger community because there's definitely there's procedure you can do like to cut it right just google how do i get a bigger so that's the thing that's all there is to every porn site there's the pumps pumps the thing is you like if you everybody if it was something that really worked everybody would know about it yeah out there would you any room you walked in with a bunch of dudes like dude you see that new device get your dick bigger everybody see devices and dicks those two words don't go together like a device i think i'm like clamps and screws do you ever seen a penis paste like from austin powers i've seen one i've never seen one in person like being used like with a blown up dick inside i've never seen it being used but i've seen one in person

49:21and it's very i mean it's intense dude i've heard that some guys like especially old fellas they use one of them penis pumps to just get hard-ons oh yeah but it's attached to them yeah no they they they have that too like that was in liberace in the um candelabra i love that movie it would be so good when he was banging matt damon 24 7. matthew was like how do you stay hard oh that an implant that's right yeah dude that movie so good that's a crazy movie man that'd be a weird movie to make if you're matt damon because they're like he talks about it too there's a scene where spoiler there's a scene where he's in a speedo and uh michael douglas is just like laying out in the pool and he straddles him and just full on ah just you know matt damon's straight as he's playing a character that'd be tough though ah like if hollywood came to me was like brendan we need to play the new batman

50:11but you gotta go at it with the joker mouth-to-mouth like you guys are there he is in the movie yeah you'd be like yeah be a little bit of a struggle that's a hard pass like how much you say do you think you could live in las vegas like that do you think you can do a residency in las vegas no like what if they offered you the the big brown boom boom room like the big man like the what is it that like mandalay bay like jay leno type of yeah lighting 30 million a year yeah something crazy like that like a britney spears type deal i don't think so i i'm i'm and this is different for me i have such a stressful connotation when it goes comes to vegas because of fighting it's i whenever i think of vegas i think of stress stress stress so as soon as i land in vegas i get all introverted and i start sweating it's just not because you know i've done so much work there

51:02well i was on the ultimate fighter there for eight weeks i you know i've had some huge fights there so for me when i think of vegas i think of chaos like stressful stressful danger yes yeah so it'd be tough for me to live there for that'd be really tough those people do residency for like two years could you do it i don't know um i don't think i could well i think the thing about vegas is you gotta not live in vegas like you don't want to have like a suite yeah mandalay bay or something like that i think the move is to live in like henderson or something like that like by red rocks yeah or yeah one of those places and you just drive in i think that's the move because then you're just living in a town not even a big town see i would say all that noise and i'd probably if they offered me 30 million i'd probably hire a bill burr helicopter pilot type of dude i'd live

52:01in l.a and just fly out there on fridays i think it's a long flight no helicopter doesn't tosh do something like that are you used to it when he was going there he would just fly him like friday night on a plane that 25-minute flight it is was he doing that a lot i think yeah he was for a while friday saturday or something like that they might stay the night but they'd be back within 36 hours or something like that i cannot live there man there's no way just because your past experience that and just in general it's just not for me it's not my type of living because ralphie may had a residency there for a while and he was doing it but that's where he died i know eddie griffin has a residency dice had a residency there for a while seinfeld did too i think he still does yeah yeah really yeah it's just there's a lot of great stuff there right like what do you like to do

52:52do you like to go to restaurants great restaurants what do you like to do you like to go to the movie theater there's plenty of movies great shows yeah there's plenty of gyms amazing places to work out there's a lot of stuff there i just i don't know man i know i know what that's what i'm saying it's like i'm sweating talking about i don't know what it is just vegas i have some great friends who live in vegas and some of the best people i know live in vegas some of the best people i know work in the night clubs you know you know what we need to do we need to sit down before big events and make a youtube video where we're just breaking down each event like fight by fight as it comes up i think people would really enjoy that you and me breaking down the the big fight yeah breaking down big events you know good idea like if i didn't work for the ufc i would love to go there and just like

53:42cover the weigh-ins as like a spectator but as as unfiltered no production you and me just talking yeah yes yes like i don't like doing the weigh-ins it's stressful i try to pronounce people's names pyotr yawn like what dude there couldn't be a worse job for me if you asked me to pronounce everyone's names correctly some of these russian cats they're not their names are off the charts it's so there's more russians a g and a z but you got to use a y you got to say it like a y like what not for me what is the name yeah i have to write it out phonetically how much longer you think you do that i don't know just between me and you no one's listening no one's listening i don't know i do enjoy ever thought about it yes all the time i cut way back because first of all i was doing too many of them one point time i was doing 24 a year was way too many it was like half the year i was

54:36half the weekends in the year i was flying somewhere to go to the ufc but that's when you did international as well yeah it was too much and that was before the ufc really um they started adding a bunch of people yeah and it took a lot of the weight off of me yeah i'm sad they got rid of jimmy smith i think jimmy smith's really good i think he's really good but sometimes it's just not a fit like i didn't see i didn't find him and maybe he didn't get his fair shot i think he's one of the best competitors in the world but it never felt right maybe because he wasn't he didn't get to do it enough he's brilliant at his job but there was that i just didn't it never felt right to me it was like watching joe montana play for the chiefs well i'm selfish he's my friend i was happy he was there i think he's really good i love jimmy i'm not saying i think he's great i

55:21think he's gonna go on whoever finds him can be lucky but it never like the writing was on the wall because you would see dc who's amazing i see paul felder who's amazed that dominic cruz yeah michael it's like well of course jimmy's not gonna have a job like they're gonna use the in-house guys that's what's the direction they're going yeah i guess so i wonder if he could do play-by-play you know like when the ones an anik doesn't want to do and it does does all the hey anak go home to your kids don't you have like seven daughters dude go home to your kids john knows i love him but i see him at brazil yeah and he'll post like two days sleep you know been on the road 19 days in a row i'm like dude go home bro you can't he's he's the best he's really good there's not a better commentating team in the history of combat sports when it's you dc and john anik that's the best

56:17it's fun it's a fun dc's himself yeah he's one of the best fighters of all time john x very good he's a brilliant dude and then you do your thing and that's he's uh dc is so loose too like he makes it silly he's a special dude like when uh when rose knocked out uh yoni and jay check he's like thug rose that's what you want thug rose you can't you can't you can't pay for that that's that's natural that's yeah no you either got it he don't and he hasn't yeah that's his future man yeah that's his future yeah well that's why everybody kind of wants him to retire you know that's why i think his family's kind of pushing for him to retire and i talk crazy bob cook he's like i'd be happy if he retired right now i and i don't think the ufc is going to let him retire without facing jon jones the heavyweight division he certainly can retire if he decides to not happening you don't think so nope

57:09they're going to throw that big because when you sit down and you sit down and make a deal with the devil and like yeah you think about retiring very cool here's the thing we're gonna pay you this much to fight this monster they're gonna get out that pen and go and they're gonna push that piece of paper crosstalk dan's gonna get the theme every time just do me a favor just look at this number we're at strip steakhouse in vegas we're talking about two million pay-per-view buys and this is what you would get except for life he's probably set for life already ah he made four million dollars with derek lewis yeah not sat i don't think you're set who knows how much you made for stipe who who knows how much he made i mean let's say after taxes 10 million in the bank is that set not where you live look at that go and watch get out you're wearing a gold watch bro dude

58:03that's not that crazy louis has a joke in his uh his newest set about buying a cold water tells you what's he saying just i'll let you listen to it medium couldn't be more opposite yeah yeah you got a gold watch like a gold watch dog it's a gold rolex it's a gold rolex man yeah see that's what i'm saying 10 million dollars isn't gonna last for you youtube no 10 million would last for i'm not that crazy everyone thinks i'm crazy how long would it last for the rest of your life 10 million i'd be set with my investment stuff like that by property i'd be i'd be panicking well don't get me wrong i wouldn't stop working you know what i'm saying but if you wanted to stop working if you wanted to i don't know do do have you ever thought about have you ever put a number where if i get here i can chill out on like i don't need to do i have 17 podcasts i don't need to do all that

58:49work i don't need to do nine sets a week at you know the comedy store and i want to get good i know but i'm what if i want to get a hundred percent if i want to get a podcast and do that if i only get good but there has to be some material level financially where i can get to where i go all right i can chill out on this but i'm not i'm not built that way every morning i wake up like oh man we better get going better get going i don't um i don't think about retiring because i like what i do so i don't think i don't think like oh i need to have x amount of money in the bank so i'm not going to do this very much longer i'm not saying retiring i'm saying maybe cut back on all the you do i like all that stuff i think it keeps me from going crazy too i think being active keeps me from losing my marbles just around the house just following with my demons depressed

59:40i don't think i'd ever get depressed really no i get depressed if i'm not if i'm not busy if i'm with my son i'm good but you leave me alone no i'm like a gremlin after midnight don't leave me alone man i don't like being all by myself all the time well i have so many different interests that i've sort of one of the patterns that i've picked up my whole life is that i like to do i find things that i like to do and i do them as much as i can i would i mean i have so many different things whether it's archery or martial arts or i would i'd join the pro pool tour i would do something see but everything you're talking about it's what you're good about too though is you're doing that with friends like some of your friends are the best in the world at those things you just mentioned that goes hand in hand that helps having well yeah if you were alone with no friends that is very that's when i

60:31can get a little dark you leave me like my brother goes on the road to me all the time i've done tons of dates and when he's not with me and i'm in that room all by myself for like three or four days like oh i'm not i'm not happy man i'm not doing well i i don't know it's probably something i need to talk someone about but i don't know that is a depressing thing when you're alone on the road um i used to do those gigs on the road with no opening act like way back in the day work with a local guy and it was just not fun if the local guy was cool it was great we had a good old time and it was fun but uh and you know i'm i like everybody but if if i'm all set on friends so if you're not in my group i don't want to spend time like i'm not going to go to eat with you i might i'll see you see at the venue man like i don't want to get to know each other i don't want to get to

61:18know anybody no no not really your book's closed it's a lot of energy man you know i talked for a living so i if you didn't have to work ever again what would you do with your time like what if say you know you you hit the lottery you want 500 million dollars you never have to work again i would still do stand-up and podcasting really guaranteed yeah if i'm not busy like i like being stupid busy like i didn't like you know theo and i have a new podcast i didn't need to do that i already have my show on show time but yet you did need to do that because i love doing it well it's not for financial it works good like i love theo by himself like his podcast by himself is really good really he's better with other people yes because it's because other people get to respond how ridiculous he is out of this world half the fun is people going what the are you talking about some crazy

62:07it's some crazy i mean you know me and him talked about doing it for a long time doing the king of this thing a long time then we even made an announcement and then months late like even months later just because you know he's a busy guy i'm a busy guy and it's like we don't need to do this are you the sting he's the correct yeah i'm because he called me he says i i look like i get stung by a bunch of bees because i'm like swollen and i called him i said it looks like he you know keeps rats or something like that so come the rat king and then just stuck and then king of the sting and it's been going great man it's been going great it's it's so different than what callum and i do and people like oh fire the kid it's coming to end no it's hot come on fire kid's never been bigger man you can't pay attention every month it's built to build i don't know why but

62:48every month builds builds builds me and calum doing great but there's the rat king that's what he looks like this is the turtles oh dude we have uh we have a segment on the show called flaunt my aunt and people send in pictures of their aunts and we roast them you don't show the picture online do you we sure do sir oh no no it's people it's not all bad things like some some girl sent a picture of uh her uncle and she's like yo talk about my uncle so you know he always tries to be positive and i take it down a weird road but it's great or someone sent a picture of their aunt from the 1950s shot pretty hot uh our producer chin showed his aunt on and she was hot as 1950s hot was different black and white mushy there we are talking about somebody's this one's old on 75 years old you guys have a nice set where's your set is it in the same complex where you

63:48do uh fighter in the kid no so it's uh it's in santa monica and um it's it's um the company that produced called malka and they do all my showtime stuff so show time with brian daley and those guys they we want to make it as easy as possible because you have all these shows we don't want you driving all over so they just had a very much smaller scale than this basically did like a joe rogan style where they built me a set where it's kind of like my fantasyland so i have all my below the showtime stuff there i have king of sting there what's with the bumblebee colors the charlie brown colors i don't know we have a set designer there i'm like all right well we're not huge charlie brown fans it's just two on the nose black and yellow it's like a bee sting it's a little weird it's too on the nose it's two on the you know obviously you're very fashion conscious though oh

64:34dude that stuff would drive me nuts yo i was gonna say last night you looked you were dressed and you dressed up man i dressed up you like fly yeah you look pretty do you see him jamie look pretty dope you were on stage i liked it i looked at brian said look at rogan with the swaggy tonight drip drip son beautiful trip it was good looking those friends dress horrible do they uh theo's the worst dressed person i know brian theo wears like those pants with like rubber bands on the bottom of them like parachute pants like their mom vegan pants they're very vegan yeah he wears vegan pants what does that mean there's just some pants like it's like he wears those me too movement pants like they're just so non-alpha male you know like that's just what he wears that's his style they taper down the bottom and then there's elastic that holds him up like six inches away from

65:26his shoe yeah it's very yoga mom-ish and then then he wears weird shoes and he'll wear like nike shoes with reebok socks drives me uh that drives you nuts nuts really nuts dude i did that the other day no you did it yes i did i have a pair of converse with a pair of adidas socks oh dude and i was thinking about it before i left them like no one's gonna know oh five dude jamie do you come from the same like if you did that at my school you wouldn't have got out alive by fifth period what there's a word for it mismatched ah like per perpend maybe i don't know there's like there's like a word when you were when you filmed it there was like an early 90s thing i'm around yeah it just wasn't my thing um yeah but it's it's a good time and what fiona theo and i tried to do is something completely different there's there's it's not like open-ended conversation there's no guest it's just

66:21it's all segments right king or sting it and it's all fan submissions so people upload videos go yo burger king or mcdonald's i mean him debate mcdonald's burger king or flaunt my sending a picture do you have a preference between burger king mcdonald's i'm a burger king guy a whopper with cheese well i didn't say either one's healthy but they're tastes like dude a whopper with cheese what do you like fast food you have to choose between wendy's and burger king right next to each other burger king all day whopper with cheese ketchup only bro that's outrageous what you want wendy's of course yeah dude they're squishy patties you isis squares you got a problem with shapes yeah the square patties what do you like scrambling pizza slices don't give a as long as it tastes good ah dude not worried about shapes come on bro you're so fashion conscious that drives me nuts

67:09you should have been a gay guy in another life dude yeah like probably fashion conscious guy i know uh yeah i don't know why it's interesting right like you're really into like looks and fashion and trends and stuff yeah you pay attention you're the only guy that i know that does that i've had my outfit picked out for my special saturday for three weeks now wow i went through like constantly thinking constantly thinking what am i gonna do you should have a tiger come out in a cage like cat williams over the top yeah just to go nuts have a fur coat and have some chicks take the fur coat off and get on stage the set's a little outraged just the the crazy set not crazy but i'm like oh that's very it's very kevin hardish like that's nice when they said they're like all right well that's that'll work yeah excited yeah i can't wait man that's awesome man i've

67:59never been more excited so the same night that you are doing your showtime special tj dilshaw's fighting henry cejudo who else is on that card pull that card up good card it's the first card ever for espn plus yeah espn plus so it's a streaming thing you watch cowboy cerrone though on the on regular espn oh he's the he's the main event on the regular spin then so it's weird because the prelims are on the digital device then it goes regular uh espn for the domicironi flight then you gotta switch back to the digital it's gonna take a little while for people to get used to that well some people are super bummed out my friend brian stevens he lives in a rural texas outside of dallas and he's bummed out because his internet's not that fast it's like you know in certain places you can't get fast internet really in 2019 he can't get wi-fi if you want to live on a ranch

68:52don't live on a ranch you're going to get slow watch ranch oh bro there's some now they can do some stuff bro they can do some stuff right well you can if you really want to be you know ballin you got to spend a lot of money like it took four months for us to get legit internet at the old place they had to chew up the streets and we're you know we were in you know the canoga park area which has all these businesses yeah it's pretty legit there yeah they it's a it's a grind to get legit internet in some spots so homeboy can't get it so he's bummed out yeah so he's you know they used to be able to watch all the good fights on uh regular tv so here we go um gregor gillespie versus yancey medeiros gregor gillespie is that guy is a beast minus 550. you look at it yeah he's uh overwhelming favorite that could be by the night i love how you skip over to greg hardy we all recognize that's

69:50and then let's keep going is it i mean the guy's got serious power we're the only thing that tells us is he he's fought cairns he's three you know so on the espn card he's the co-main event well he's def well it's because of his name he's def well alan crowder i don't know him i don't know who who alan crowder is and he's greg giant favorite 600 yeah he's minus 600. the wait a minute he calls himself the prince of war hey bro whoa no he doesn't yes he does craig the prince of war hardy wow don't do that do not absolutely do not do that these nicknames are so bad like someone needs like a nickname coach the ufc should provide you know how they have like the athletes the performance center yeah the athletes get the game center yeah they have a they should have a nickname center like gregor the gift gillespie that's a good name dude triple g's that can wrestle

70:46holy can he run fish too he can fight yeah he's a good freshman yeah yeah he's a serious wrestler though this is a good fight is a good fight yeah dude they did fight before yeah and um benavidez won right yeah benevi is a yeah love benavidez go over to sharon carl roberson that's a good fight carl roberson is a beast man interesting i think he said robertson robertson carl baby k robertson yeah that can fight he is good strike is very good yeah he hurt his foot in his last fight like early on but this is a big step up for him clover's getting a little long in the tooth yeah a lot long in the tooth but he's still tough as if this goes to the ground he could get dicey and then the next one boys get your dicks out van zandt dude of all diamonds they're better looking than the ring card girls well ostovich has the most redonkulous body and her face is really she's beautiful too

71:52she's so beautiful her body's so ridiculous it's like are you a person god yeah i'd risk it all for that girl um and then you got you got paige van zandt who's why does it say 155 she's not 155 that's a type come on ufc get your people on the website damn it someone's an they want to make fun of her they could have she's 155. they could also do a better picture of it some girl who works for the like some of the girlfriend of the web designers like my rate is 155. that i'm 45 but she's 55. she uh yeah she's easy on the eyes too yeah she's beautiful yeah they're both gorgeous women it's crazy though the ostavitch coming off of that domestic violence thing where have you seen the video of that no it's disturbing it's her husband saying he's gonna kill her it's super disturbing and if you need security rachel i am here for you so sad um they have kids together too it's just

72:52so up it's super dark but to put her on the card with greg hardy that was a giant a lot of people criticizing that and the ufc does not give a well the thing is that greg hardy was on the card the card was set before she got assaulted by her husband so it was already in place she was supposed to be on the card they pulled her from the card when they thought that she had a broken orbital bone she went to a different doctor i guess she got some actual exams and mris and stuff turns out she didn't have a broken orbital bone they cleared her to fight she begged them to let her fight because she just she doesn't want this to take her out of fighting as well i mean it's a gigantic catastrophe a horrible dilemma in her life it's hard not to root for it her husband hits her beats her up it's it's awful and she's like i'm not going to let this guy stop my career i'm not going to let

73:46this guy change the path of my life i'm done with him i want to fight and she begged them to let her fight and i'm just saying if i'm the ufc i go all right greg hardy he's not a big drawl he's not he's not a veteran there's nothing going on here let's just move them to any other card we have we're sensitive to this we don't no one's tuned in just though and it's not a big deal moving to the next car i think they want some controversy i think they like controversy i think any sort of press and they live and die by this negative press is good press well look at what the john jones thing they don't give away how about the connor khabib thing they kept showing him throwing the the the dolly at the bus they kept showing it over and over again and the promos and to their point it you know it kind of works yeah it worked that was a giant pay-per-view i mean that was giant

74:35it works so you can't yeah this one's a little different like throwing a dolly through the window with other professional fighters all right whatever i watch that i hyped that too with this one i can't i just can't i'm like i'm out i'm not hyping it i can't get on board for it well it's not like ostovich is fighting her boyfriend or her husband it'd be cool if she was i think he's a fighter so i could be true yeah it's trouble not good the whole thing's so ugly it's tough um what are the fights what are the fights around cowboy fighting oh that's right alexander hernandez is a beast that is a good fight that guy is super cocky too yeah alexander the great hernandez he is a bad cowboy being cowboy just taking random ass fights yeah well this is his first this is hernandez's first fight in the big leagues um let me look at his record they show his record no but i mean look at it the actual

75:30fights doesn't show who he's fought they don't have that on the watch he hasn't fought anyone nowhere they don't have that on the website uh come on not on the fight card i don't believe but maybe on here yeah here on his page they do wow how weird i mean yeah there you see how dare you she's a he not he's starched him yeah he starts darius and he beat obama mercier those are two really good fighters yeah but the way he beat darius i was like holy he's fast as he's got serious power he's really technical too and he's really hungry like he he views this cowboy fight as the breakout opportunity yeah he's a young lion man yeah yeah he's got real future championship potential and he's one of those guys you look at you go let's see let's see there's some tools there and yeah with cowboy it's just like um makes zero sense in the world but cowboy just wanna stay active he's a

76:31savage man he just loves it and you know what man i mean if you look at his last fight against perry he's still fighting smooth and smart he looked fantastic in that fight good short work of perry yep perry's a dangerous guy powerful guy cowboy gonna cowboy man it's very interesting very interesting fight i'm i'm that might be one of the fights that i'm most curious about oh for sure for sure yeah i'll tell you who's a you should go down the first kid and i've seen this kid since he walked in the gym at 13 corey sandy hagan he came into aurora high altitude when i was fighting and he was a basketball player in high school and came in there and he is a mother he is damn good he's supposed to fight john lineker but john got hurt but he this kid is standing by super special 5 11 135 that's a tall gentleman for that weight class he's a protege of christian allen he this kid has skills

77:28man damn i don't know i know nothing about mario batista i have nothing about it see if you can find a video of corey fighting corey sanhagen uh just his movement you'll see how fluid his movement is and how unorthodox he is and he's good in all he is the one downfall might be his wrestling but he's good man yeah it's uh a fun time right now for for up and coming talent there's so many the best as far as combat sports including boxing and and mma they're gonna yeah in the business we're in it couldn't be a better time i know right it's crazy i always it's a it's a male soap opera i always have something to talk about the only thing that's left out is kickboxing kickboxing still is not getting any traction you know what it's just like jiu jitsu like it's never gonna just blow up like this why not because it's it's just the way the world is joe ah no one gives a i'm sad

78:19yeah i fee that's the one thing that i think is missing is kickboxing blowing up i again i love combat sports but it's like i'm not gonna jump to my couch to watch kickboxing or jiu jitsu really and i love jiu jitsu but i'm not gonna like if it was a big kickboxing card like i watched over him didn't we go to see joe schilling fight together did you come with me to that event i didn't go with you didn't go with that oh speaking of that uh coker text me last night i didn't get back to him sorry about fedor yeah he's like dude you're in for fedor bader get back to me yet either i was going to ask you yeah i was waiting you want to go should we go is it next weekend it's the 26th the weekend after your uh your event it's at the forum i feel like we should go to see fedor fight live too because if especially loses probably the last time well it's just that the opportunity to see if there's

79:13five all-time greatest fighters in history he's on that list have you been to a live fedor never i've been to two went when he fought ronnie coleman uh vegas and when he and then i worked at the bellator when he fought uh mitrione here's san hagen we get a change god he's so tall for 35. he looks like a vegan that like see how smooth he is when he switches he got lit up there in this but uh he he's very smooth man oh he fought yuri alcantara that's a tough one whoa jesus oh this this is one of the rounds of the year he gets in trouble and you think you submitted his arm snapped at his arm he goes on to win this fight i'm pretty sure jesus look at this christ oh my god how does he not tap here this is crazy he's triangled he's in a full-on arm bar i mean he's getting his arm up he gets out of this oh my god how does he get out of this i've no idea what a heart

80:14yeah he's a special talent oh my god he's got some rubber arms look at his arm his arm looks broken man that looks broken look at it look how far it's bent back and i'm surprised the ref didn't stop oh i'm surprised the ref didn't stop bro oh no no it's turned sideways now see the way his wrist is yep that's actually going with the joint because he's doing this now so he's actually in way better shape and he's bleeding now he's oh no but he bent it down dude he's safe he's actually do he's actually doing his shoulders you're not doing his defense well shoulder's not in danger there he's doing very good with defense look he's getting cut up from this this is incredible yeah he controls the leg so he can escape oh my god this is horrific to watch how does he get out of this that's incredible alcantara's got to be like what the how does that guy know how to break your will

81:11when you do all that and he's still there then look at him and then beating his hat smashing you and then you're tired and you realize like oh my god i should try to choke him he should have committed to the triangle i mean the triangle is fully locked in dude that's committing to the arm bar was nasty it was nasty but triangles put you to sleep the thing about arm bars is you can let your arm snap you really can and guys have there's some crazy savages out there that will let you break their arm no time they stop it though but when you get put to sleep you get put to sleep yeah your triangle would be good especially this thing once last time you saw a guy get trying or besides brian ortega like the triangle better be goddamn good man guys are so good with their defense with triangles these days yeah triangles aren't that especially you know cory's a black belt right but

81:57it's like who's who's uh whose triangle is that good like triangle defense or trying to submissions ortega is probably the best in the ufc yeah yeah t city china city that's what it stands for if people you know people have seen him in the max holloway fight if you've only seen him fighting that fight god you got to go back and watch him do your homework his submissions are so nasty that's flying triangles san hagen's is it haagen sand hogan or san hagan santa hagan san hagen is just smashing down on him alcantara seems spent again came to the gym basketball player no experience that's zero at 13 young yeah see the thirteen-year-old learn yeah just think about 13 walk in the gym and you have you know this work ethic from basketball and you're like oh i'll try this stuff out and you walk in the gym you got christian allen who's a ninja and then he just downloads all his

82:50experience into you like all right yeah then you're in the ufc amazing that is and he was gonna be an underdog against john lineker and he would have beat linekerman dude he's smashing alcantara how does this fight end do you remember uh corey wins but he's beaten up and i'm pretty sure you got i think he had a bonus for that night you'll think alcantara is probably after all that he's like jesus christ dude he's not even defending himself well he's exhausted from but he's like trying to blow out his damn shoulder the way he's defending himself look at his the way he's what he's doing it's almost like he's confused that the guy's still there and he's pounding on him now look at this he's like letting you know he must be exhausted he he emptied his gas tank because he's getting excited yeah he's getting up dude how about he doesn't seem like he can move right no he's so exhausted man

83:48he's trying for that nogara sweep the deep half yup knowing better um yeah man that's it that's interesting and then that is on what is that on fight pass no no fight pass that's on this is on espn plus okay so it goes espn plus then you gotta jump to regular espn to watch cowboy then you gotta get jump back to the digital platform to watch the rest of the card what terrible idea whoever did that really terrible idea really terrible idea back and forth yeah that doesn't make it is it not on an app though like if you have videos like espn i'm saying it goes it goes app regular tv to watch like you can watch espn normal on the app i believe that's sort of where i'm at that's what i'm asking oh i'm not sure hopefully i'm not sure luke thomas is talking about it and so can you get the app on your television could you do it through like apple tv should be able to

84:38should be yeah so you can just watch all of it yeah have you seen the oh so the andy stopped him yep damn crazy dude how about uh kane velasquez vs francis in ghana ooh that makes me nervous for who for kane really yeah it's an amazing fight for kane it's a great fight for kane if he gets that guy to the ground it's a great fight for francis too it makes me excited it's a i mean i say nervous anytime i see francis fighting i'm nervous for his opponent because i wasn't nervous after this fight i was like oh you weren't nervous in the derrick lewis fight no i thought if he fought the way he always fights that would be a crazy fight but he was so nervous from that fight from the stipe fight that he just didn't look terrible he just couldn't pull the trigger well then there was derek had her back yeah so you got a complete show out of two knockout artists i just think that um that uh

85:31you know kane's been out for a long time he's a though oh he's the best i think you think he's the best i think he's the best in terms of like physical ability you think he's the best heavyweight of all time i think he's the best i think he has to do he has to do a little more i don't think he's the best in terms of what he's accomplished i think fedor is the best heavyweight of all time in terms of what he's accomplished maybe maybe you can make the argument for fabricio over doom because verdum beat him but i think verdum beat a fedor that had already been through the wringer and pride and you know the all the chaos over there i mean he had been in those wars with crow cops but doom beat him when it was still the aura of fedor he was the first one where where you realized because brett rogers kind of took a little bit out of that dude he starched he ko'd him but before that he

86:18had trouble with him it was it wasn't an easy fight it wasn't an easy fight you didn't even respect brett right he did a pro cop like i mean your crow hop punch and yeah leaped into the god hit him with that right hand that right hand was ridiculous though it's it's tough to say greatest of all time because it's the greatest of that time period because when when he was doing it there were specialists that he was great there were certain things that made him great he was under size because if you put his skill set with his frame now into the the pool i don't know if he's the best but then kane at his time when there's jds and he's in his prime brock lesnar he's beating those guys what kane would do to people he would overwhelm you in a way that looked like you were drowning his cardio and pace was insane insane like the junior dos santos fights i think took so much out

87:08of junior both of them i think it took it both of them paid the price both out yeah it was the same thing as uh i was listening to um who's the boxer you just had on from kelly pavlov love kelly pavley how are you saying he doesn't watch the rematch with canelo triple g because it takes so much out of those guys that they're never the same i'm i'm usually on the same thinking path as that where my god if those guys go out again man we're never going to get a a good product but kane kane and junior for sure i mean it's especially the third fight the third fight with the second one two times the second one too but both of them they just and then jds uh stipe yeah that was that was very steep i mean jds has had some warts and stipe has had some wars and you can you can tell that they're they're they're just different in life yeah i'm not saying it's brain trauma whatever it is but

87:53it's just they're just different they're not they leave a piece of themselves in that in that octagon well it's for sure some brain trauma yeah i'm just trying to be nice you're trying to be nice you're getting hit in the head that much like they they leave they leave a little piece of them in there for our entertainment and i feel a little guilty about it what's crazy is there's no talk about stephen stipe the most accomplished heavyweight of all time he's the greatest in terms of like his accomplishments he defended the title more than anybody he didn't fight the best guys in their prime when he fought junior junior was definitely past his problem that's the knock on him right he fought for doom that's not his but again when when it was his run during his era stipe is the best when it was kane during his or he was the best right fedor was the best

88:37it's hard to say this guy's better than this guy because it's just a different time period right jordan better than lebron jordan during that era by far the best lebron right now by far the best right it's stupid we don't know it's each other so that's that's the question about stipe is like why why is there no talk about him fighting again like why have they not said he's trying like he's trying like he even tweeted that he goes dc before i retire let's do it man yeah like quit waiting for john let's do it well he's being really active on social media trying to pro but it doesn't seem like there's a lot because he has to be yeah you know why because it's not in his nature we know that's not stupid we know that right that's not stephen's a firefighter humble blue-collar dude he's going to put him work comes to fight all the time so derek lewis explains turning down

89:24steep a fight derek says they wanted me to fight stipe in short notice i wanted some time off i would still fight stipe but not right now not so soon especially after fighting a guy like dc who's more of a wrestler than going to fights deepay i know i wanted some time off hmm so they're trying against ebay fight so they were trying to get them for the ufc's uh brooklyn card this weekend not uh was that this weekend see but it's smart of derrick lewis when you go dc then steve there couldn't be two worst matchups for him he's gonna get paid yeah there's two beatings you're gonna take but most likely unless he connects black you know derrick lucy's doing it for the money he says that you know i'm trying to make cash man so that'd be the best way to do it but if he's not healthy just give me an ass whooping from stipe yeah or he connects correct that's early on but even francis

90:12connected with stephen stephen did not give a that's how freaky he is yeah he's tough as which is more incredible even that dc took them out so them offering stipe um black beast you can tell they're not even thinking dc stephen rematch i know dc is getting jones lesnar that's that's it i don't think lesnar's fighting i don't either i think some suspects going on there i i would be willing to bet dc's last fight is that heavyweight against john against jon jones and it's the biggest fight of all time that's such a i like and i'm a brock lesnar fan i like like i like when he fights he's such a freak i celebrate the guy i don't know let you hate nowitzki go get a cup of coffee when brock fights i don't give a but when uh when you talk about jon jones dc that i mean no one's even talking about brock john jones dc that's the fight i think that's bigger than conor

91:05khabib 2. i think it's there's so much history there it's for the heavy and i think at dc at heavyweight fighting john the the gap narrows yeah but at light heavyweight dc it's not for you at heavyweight though and i think that's why john's kind of like i'll fight him has to be at light heavyweight because dc does have some advantage that heavyweight now but let's let's look at what they've done with tj dillashaw dropping him down to fly weight why can't dc do the same thing when he gets down the light heavyweight what do you mean oh he's saying what do you mean well he struggles so hard to get down the line heavyweight that it with his cardio his conditioning he just doesn't feel the same he says it takes too much out of him he feels so much stronger at heavy weight because he doesn't have to go through that weight cut big dude man naturally no no he's got body fat on him got extra

91:55body fat that's not it doesn't aid your performance now when he said he doesn't diminish himself or is he a mesomorph where he's different because sometimes like a fedor or roy nelson if though you should if you make those guys shredded that's not in their dna they're not ectomorphs that's not you can't do that but because we see guys like francis and gano we assume that's a you know what i'm saying like i think ectomorph is the like like real skinny guy super skinny mesomorph is what you think that's in the middle that's what i'm saying like i think dc is a mesomorph and endomorph is fat right yes where i think for dc you like being shredded his body doesn't function off he doesn't have to be shredded but he's carrying around so much extra weight like at heavy marching dudes well he starts look at look at cain velasquez he starts two guys he starts steep a who he just

92:46connected with a beautiful shot in the clinch that's his skill is wrestling i think what's going on at heavyweight with dc is he's not weakened let him eat whatever the he wants and he's not weakened i think that is critical for him and i think when he gets down the light heavyweight i think he's weakened i think it takes something out of them but i wonder how much they could mitigate that with great diet and planning it out the same way calavera's done to to to teach it tj's a smaller guy naturally 100 but still they leaned him out further to get him down to 135 pounds before the weight cut i just don't think it's in uh dc's dna to be that lean it's just not for him maybe it's just not you know maybe but i think everyone benefits from scientific planning meal planning real analysis of your calories in calories out nutrients i don't know maybe he does that already or some some

93:43everybody does that some degree but some guys i think do better where for a guy like dc where he just that extra fat and it's just that's his thing i hope that they fight if they do fight i hope the first fight is at heavyweight that's 100 because we've seen the light heavyweight because they've talked about doing it at light heavyweight they've seen the lightning heavyweight yeah well john lots of light heavyweights so that it never has to appear that he picked up a title when they took it away from the champion they didn't earn it from the champ and i get that but how great would it be if you're john where you know most people clearly know he beat dc then you go to heavyweight and take that from him it's just the ultimate you but i also think dc is a different animat heavyweight and his power's different john does get hit and dc at heavyweight could land some the

94:31other steepest not easy to knock out at all no that would be the fight but it's also like they get so emotional with each other they hate you yeah dc hates that guy that's why pay-per-view goes that's what you want that's about heavy weight it's hard to sell a trilogy at light heavyweight july july 4th that's that fourth weekend dc dc versus jon jones the heavyweight championship with the world champ champ champ champ boom boom the giant pay-per-view three million buys probably around there yeah people with a lot of papers but yeah there's a lot of but it could be done and that that's what's gonna happen dana's gonna make a uh offer they can't refuse well we're in january february march april may june july six months from now dc wanted to retire in march i don't you know what it's not gonna be july he's not gonna retire in march that's he said his first what his 40th birthday he's

95:24gonna retire get out of here with that that's why steve tweeted him was like dude let's do this before you get out what is this this is from a promo for uh wrestle the wrestling event this week because he's in royal rumble at the end of the month right is this new him is this like current hymn do you think or well if it's current him he ain't passing any tests no it's just a couple picos bros relax look at the size of him there's another little he's a freak though you know well he's definitely a freak but is he physically the same like look up brock lesnar lean so he's trying to find a new picture but did you ever seen a picture of him in high school james jacked huge yeah he had a giant he's a naturally giant dude yeah ultra large size of can of paint for a head he's so big he's a tank he looks like every bully of all time in high school but he's actually a nice guy

96:17yeah like there he looks pretty lean that's old dude do you ever hear about the story uh pat baier's telling us he used to train with brock good god that's a freak um when rock they were they're in between camp and brock had his daughter in his hand and people saw him and went to grab him take pictures and he's holding his daughter and they grabbed the hand he's holding his daughter and he just went off on this dude and he's like the nicest guy ever brock's always great but i guess this fan was like oh my god brock lesnar he's like yeah i'm with my kids man don't bother me and some dude who's like nah let's take a picture and grab him they sold his daughter and just went he just was like what the are you doing man grabbed his arm while he was holding his daughter he sold his daughter like this yeah that's what she reminded me of yeah and grabbed me like what the dude i

97:02got my daughter here man and i'm brock lesnar i want to twist your head off people want what they want and they don't care yeah i just don't see him fighting again i'm i'd be happy if i was wrong i think he definitely wants to get back in there again i mean i think he has some some fights in his mind that he would like to get back i think he could be i think he could be kane 95 of the division too he's a freak man yeah he is a freak you know pico graham's no pico he's a freak dude picograms that's just my reference for steroids now pico pico's so hot right now um he's such a freak he is i ta do you want some skeptical hippo eyes for your boy nowitzki how about the test results for lesnar showed up then went away on their website and they're like oh it's just a just a random mistake it's just a glitch that fifty thousand dollars took care of how funny is that i wonder what happened

97:59what do you think happened i don't know i i literally i do not know i there's some sort of shadiness there i think so oh come on man if you think you saw it as the end-all be-all you had your goddamn usada says technical issues caused online block brock lesnar drug test number discrepancy here's my problem joe here's my problem with this so let's just assume brock i don't know has he had a needle in his ass maybe maybe i'm not i don't know i've never done it 100 i would guess well he tested positive in the mark hunt fight correct and mark soon him for that so so he's mark suing him mark's soon the ufc still he's still in uh legal action what's interesting yeah and he's not in the ufc he's his contract's up with ufc so it's gonna probably get even gnarlier now so good luck to mark hunt but so brock lesnar we know steroid user his test what just doesn't show up i mean

98:52that's random but that's coincidence right jon jones greatest fighter of all time usata issues picograms that's just a coincidence it's too much of a coincidence for me okay but wait a minute the jon jones usada thing they tested him positive correct like what are you saying i by the way did test negative after the fight even for the metabolites so he for the picograms afterwards you're saying picograms picogram is a unit of measurement correct what do you think that's positive for there's no metabolite for this this this steroid which and after the fight there was nothing correct right okay because the numbers the the what they're saying is that what he what his body has in it is a response to this steroid it's not like they're detecting like anavar in his system well they're detecting it's a metabolite correct what they're detecting is the body responding to the

99:47fact that this steroid had been in his system previously yes but they they don't just coincide yeah it's not that it's a coin you keep saying it like it's a joke but but literally because this situation to me isn't it okay why don't you tell me why it's a joke this is why it's a joke because have you ever heard of any and before i say all this jones is i i think whether he did anything or not he's still the greatest fighter on the planet he doesn't need this stuff the reason to me because it's a joke is because the greatest fighter on the planet to ever enter the octagon has all these issues it's too much of a coincidence to me okay he has plenty of issues outside of that when you say all these issues you mean steroid issues correct right now the first one being that don't mean to keep but the first one being the excuse of the dick pills okay but but it was

100:36like they actually got the dick pills they tested them this is all documented is it because they well those they didn't find the big bills joe they found what they found were the precursors that can be found in dick pills so if it's clenbuterol what are you talking about so so the the thing that he flagged for those do show up in dick pills yes they also show up in a lot of other things right but he got them the dick pills that he took and they had it in them correct so that means he so then that's what he took but in the amount that he had in his system what they're saying is the only way that could exist is through a tainted supplement the way they tested them before the way they tested them after the what the small window of time where he was positive for that thing there'd be no performance enhancing benefit for him to take something in a micro dose or

101:28whatever and that it's in such a small amount that it had to be a tainted supplement they got them the actual supplement that he took the the dick pill supplement it had it in it that contained that stuff and he got punished for that this is not like a steroid that he took where it made him a better fighter or made him a better athlete so to play devil's advocate here so that that stuff that comes in those dick pills you can get from other steroids but it happens to be in those dick pits you certainly can correct but but that's one narrative that you to clear that you could say what's in these dick pills i'm not saying i'm saying you can do that that's true but it's in such a small amount in his body and it wasn't in his body before and it wasn't in his body after which showed that it was only in his body in extremely small amounts for a small window

102:13but a small window of time so it's not like he had it's not even like this stuff which is a metabolite which is showing a response to the body uh your the body responding to the steroids then let me ask this joe okay why does no other fighter have any picograms that this pulsating effect really well that's not true i mean other fights have tested frank muir tested positive for something that two years um tom lawler tesla but frank mir didn't go through the same steps that jon jones did he didn't provide them with i forget what the exact there was there was something that john did also that lowered his sentencing and remember he was an informant yes he was cooperating with usada yeah or or agreeing to cooperate with usada yeah that then we're just cool with that listen i don't even know what that means i don't either but let me ask you this if i agreed to usada to

103:18be an informant i was undercover snitched stitches correct unless you're john then no one can beat you up so you're fine but the thing is is the only way i can inform you is of something that of that i'm knowing that i know of i can't inform you of just off that's speculation that was what i asked navinsky i was like if he didn't do anything wrong like and what is he going to offer because if unless he took something unless you know what you're doing like if i'm an informant for the fbi or for the feds for a cocaine right i know my cocaine right they're not going to get joe blow that makes my espresso we're going to get the guy who knows the in an ounce of cocaine right that's to again that's i'm like all right cool or they have a conversation with him and he says he can provide them with information with how guys are getting away with passing drug tests and

104:09how would you know about that unless you're in on that no i don't either i'm just saying again to me all of it is a little too much of coincidence that the best fighter on the planet earth has these issues the best fight on the planet earth also ran away from a hit and run smashed into a girl and broke her arm he also drove his car into a tree he's a reckless person who takes a lot of chances and he does some at least in the past has done some things that are not very wise this could fall under that or it could fall in correct or again to play devil's advocate i'm not accusing him of anything play devil's advocate or a guy who is that loosey-goosey outside the outgun might have taken some performance enhancing things because that would be the similar traits it could have except in this situation it doesn't line up with the facts of what he took in terms of long-term

104:59metabolites short-term metabolites and medium-term metabolites the the only the only only long-term metabolites existed which means that whatever he took he had to have taken a long time ago now the problem with this is this all comes from that guy gregory richenkoff is that i say his name you're talking about the one test the what i'm talking about is the study that shows these metabolites is all from this one individual this guy grigory rachenkoff who is the man from that documentary icarus he used to work for the russian uh doping the state-sponsored doping program he's the one who established these tests and the way he established these tests is very uh highly criticized by people because super suspect well it's not suspect it's but it's criticized by people because he injected himself and and tested all his metabolites on himself and this has not been done on any peer-reviewed test

105:55outside of his research um it hasn't been duplicated the problem is it's not legal to perform these sort of tests on people in america you can't just shoot people up with illegal stereotypes in america and find out what it does to them so they don't know how to do that i told them to get sean shelby whack him up with a bunch of steroids just shut down shawn's down for he wants to get bigger just do it or just do it to vitor bell for wherever he's fighting just set him down just tell him look veto we got an extra couple hundred grand for you on the side just do this and let us do something dick pill see how it goes bro cocaine tainted creatine for real he would do it yeah i don't know man i'm i i maintain an open mind i do too i'm not accusing john or anything but again for me and this is just me it's too much of a coincidence coincidence for it to raise some red

106:46flags for me i tried to two independent scientists outside of novitskiy where i was sending guys information they were sending me back i was sending them all the work that they did i sent them all the relevant studies and uh one of them who was suspicious initially after reviewing all the stuff decided that it doesn't seem like it's likely that it could be possible that he could have actually cheated he said it's more like she did during that time more likely that the actual the tainted supplement excuse is a and by the way the tainted supplement i'm using the air quote supplement was never provided that supplement was never provided so unless they did it to usada usada didn't want to release it the number one question was was it cocaine that was tainted with creatine that was the that was where people thought it came from yeah because it's really according to

107:38novitskiy when he was working for the government that would be a really common thing that creatine was used in cocaine to cut it because it looks like coke it cuts with coke it's normal it's not toxic so they would always mix in cheap creatine with cocaine to make more coke makes sense yeah it makes sense and he that's what that's what nowitzki believed but that's not what he believed but he believed that was a possibility i've heard all sorts of possibilities yeah it'd be interesting to know the actual truth yeah well you know we're not gonna know that i think we know as much as we're gonna know unless john comes out unless john retires and it's like yeah if i had i had a doctor and he would stick it in my fingernails and see him slowly release yeah with some high advanced micro dosage he would never admit that though nobody ever admits unless they get caught

108:31tarnish your legacy unless it's like an mlb thing but so many people were quick to jump on the he's a cheater bandwagon i'm like man you got you got to be careful you got to be careful with that yeah be careful that but also you got to be careful with that but also you should be suspicious you should be suspicious i don't think that if when usada novitskiy go it's all good man it was a dick pill you go cool man i don't i don't think you can do that well they definitely didn't do that he he he lost a lot no i'm saying that's what the fans do that's what the fans do right you know some people can do that i think it's okay to go god it's just i don't know man like it's too much smoke here for me it's okay to do that what it's not okay to do is to say he was cheating he's but you know he's busted the only reason he's why does he have this stuff in his system

109:20that the well it's trying to say why does he have the stuff in the system well that's what i said right but they showed why he had it in a system yeah but doesn't mean you should have it in your system no you definitely should it's not cool to have it in your system no no so it's okay to go why the is in the best fire in the world system what are you doing dude do you think that there's some that's going on right now that they haven't figured out yet that's going to be revealed really you should explain it yeah i think so the the the the drugs and and those in that underworld is always ahead of the of the testing always always always that's what nowitzki said at first but now he thinks it's reached this point where the testing is so good do you know the testing threshold that he tested positive for for the picograms is five two to five thousand times

110:08stronger than the water threshold yeah so he would have two thousand to five thousand times more of it in his system or two thousand to five thousand two thousand percent the numbers are tough to keep up with i don't remember andy foster told me what it was either way but an insane amount of much higher quantities of this for him to test positive in water like these these tests that they use now are insane so are the doctors though in the undergrounds no this is the thing they're doing well maybe but this is the thing they're doing now well the thing is like if it's so low you're not going to have a performance enhancing benefit it has to actually be in your system in order to have a performance enhancing benefit but now in 2019 they're actually considering lowering their standards so that say if you do take some creatine and it does have the tiniest trace

110:59amount of austerity or something like that that's not going to show up positive anymore which is how maybe they should do it because it's so strict now where it's right it's tainting guys legacy you look at josh barnett you look at frank mayor you know josh barnett's another one where they eventually cleared him but jesus christ took a year up man and and then on top of that everybody knew that he was under suspicion and josh has tested positive before so everybody assumed that he was doing something up nowitzki told me that the stuff the testing is so good now that if you and i were in this room and i had a jar of creatine that had steroids in it and i popped it open and the dust got in the air and we ingested that dust we would both test positive from opening a jar in a room and that's crazy and good for them but i think there's an elon musk of steroid peds out there

111:47who's like yeah cool man you guys are testing for this we're over here you dumbasses i bet he's got a lot of y's and z's in his name yeah yeah yeah he's just rich as like a glass house oh yeah probably dead as we're speaking they probably shot him and sleep now yeah they mean they think they just applied to all our friends did you see icarus did you see that argument insane man i know the lengths people go to well the whole russian anti-doping program was horseshit they were just doping people state-sponsored doping and the fact that they had rigged the sochi olympics so that they they got fake piss did you and you think they're the only country doing that china did it for sure they said they did it in beijing china's like they were breaking gold gold medals and i think it's funny how people are like this is ridiculous how could russia do it like oh my god

112:35everyone or even with john like i don't i don't let's say john did do some illegal that we don't know of and he got away i don't give a dude i really don't i think a lot of guys are doing things i think it's part of every professional sport nfl nba nhl especially fighting it's just that's the nature of the beast well it's certainly a nature uh i mean it's definitely come to the territory it's definitely in part sports because it works you know what's interesting is like why is it okay to take regular creatine regular creatine works probably as good as micro dosing any of this work you'd be surprised but yeah yeah i i think they there's some micro dosing out there that the nfl guys can get their hands on or mlb that you're like god damn well they say that micro dosing actual testosterone is more effective because micro dosing actual testosterone doesn't produce any

113:24random weird metabolites yeah and that's what uh a-rod was doing he had like a form of gummy bears where right before he'd bat he'd like pop this gummy bear that's like hold on and then by the time you test him out for the game he's good that's so crazy so and how much did they take away from him after that oh my god man his whole legacy was tarnished yeah were you with me in vegas time we had strip steakhouse and a-rod was there and he was like two smoke shows and no one like everyone's like look at that guy were you there with me i don't know i forget and everyone at the table was like that game like why he's awesome like dude all the steroids i'm like yeah playing baseball everyone's on steroids you hate him because of that that's a funny thing though that you're a cheater thing like that was the thing with mark mcguire and sammy sosa i hate to tell you the guys

114:13pitching the balls to them also juiced to the gills it with sammy sosa so much he turned himself into a white guy and went this noise i'm going white going super white went ultra camouflage yeah not working because he sticks out even more now well he's still doing interviews and she dresses what is going on no he does interviews but just assumes like it's all good yeah he's like dressing up like the plants man yeah he is and then when someone brings it up he's like what what what do you mean what's wrong with my skin i just used a lotion people were like well you're white bro and he's like what about it yeah i like to look like this like no i know but what the are you doing he's like bleaching yourself with just straight up lotion do you think he has spots on his back that he can't reach no i bet he's girls she's like dude we can't have these spots like your goddamn damnation back of his

114:57dude how about his dick there's no way all his dick wrinkles aren't black like you're not gonna get all that probably looks like a root like a journey off with the whitening stuff do you have to to get all the nooks and crannies of the dick do you get your bleached could imagine if you have a black hole for an or everything like a jersey cow is there just spots all over him something to think about bro it's just oh wow look how white he is he doesn't look bad there but it looks like he's wearing makeup honestly good he looks like a goddamn dick tracy character it looks weird because you know what like the the inside of his eyelids like that's dark you know what i'm saying because you can't really get the whitening cream dude he looks like a goddamn vampire you can't get the whitening cream to your well if he was a regular guy and that's what he looked like that'd be normal i

115:49mean that's like joey diaz's skin color but it's like you get to his eyeliner go to his eyeballs make that larger like look around his eye is dark and it's earlobes oh that's weird the earlobes are freaking me out now yeah and the inside of his nostrils oh yeah you can't look at it it's darkness it's a nightmare well he's strange but he digs it i guess he likes dude how about he's happy how about how hard were we howling at joey diaz story the other night at the comedy store i'm telling he up my rib that's what he used to look like oh my god he was a black guy oh yeah black cube did he he held court last night too same spot oh my god he told this story about him taking a he sent me a picture of his me too the next morning woke up he sent us pictures of his he goes this is check out voodoo stick he's talking about how oh he's eating this isn't a bit right he's not he's

116:43eating sauerkraut and farting on the plane and lauren hill was like what the man dude yeah florida i was fuji's sweating i'm telling you the next one i woke up i'm like did i get punched in the ribs oh no i texted her i'm like dude your story my ribs up last night yeah i had to run away i was about to go on stage i had to run away from him before because i wouldn't have been able to think about my material oh i've been able to think about what he was talking about i was laughing so hard he's the goat all right i gotta wrap this up oh my bad you got the ounce you got the fbi guy cia cia yeah a little different than me huh maybe talk to him about pico see what he says about him i'm all about pico's right now i don't know why i can't it's just in my head well it's it's a fun thing to run with novitskiy's like jesus christ shut up shut the up saturday night san diego

117:30you'd be surprised i know brandon job show time special that's right i'm running my one hour at flappers in uh burbank the night before on friday then you've been banging it out man you've been hitting the road hard edmonton everywhere you've been touring punching it in yes sir proud of you excited i can't wait saturday night we'll see ya bye everybody you