Ian Edwards

00:05oh here we go Edwards back from Montreal back from another country what up man what's up brother good to see you man good to see you man yeah man was in Montreal at The Comedy Festival uh first of all Canada is right there yeah but it's such a hard country to get into it's very hard to get into it's crazy yeah yeah they don't want any douchebags they have a zero douchebag policy but but listen I saw the exmor of Montreal right in walking down sunset in front of The Comedy Store the one that was on crack right is that the Toronto guy toron Ford you saw that guy I saw that guy one day walking by The Comedy Store and everybody took pictures with him and he was the mayor and he did crack there's tape of it right right so how the did he get here but Canada won't even take a drunk driver from us that's true well I think um crack you're probably better driver

01:09when you're on crack you're just more expeditious you get things done yeah that's uh like if you if you commit a crime you can't get into Canada if you have a DUI like Patrice had a DUI on not he he had well not Patrice but I know people that have DUIs that can't get into Canada oh yeah super common like you can't work there you can't get in there Diaz can't get up there say again Diaz he can't get up there right but he's got like some real right he's got some real armed kidnapping but that's why I say DUI cuz even though DUIs are serious the ones where you you get convicted but you you do your probation period and you you know you you get your license back yeah you even when you get your license back you can't get into Canada but somebody who was the mayor and sold crack and I know other Canadians that committed crimes can be in here yeah why the is it so tough

02:04for me to get into Canada when I got to the airport they uh I've been to Canada before so when I got to the airport they had me to try to fill out some Immigration Form and it's 3 hours I was like 2 and a half hours early thank God then they want me to fill out this form on my phone online it's like 40 something questions online online it's the new way to do it it's the new way to do it I well again I got a British passport so everybody that was just had a straight American passport went in how does that work you have like a Jamaica passport is that what it is no I got a British one cuz from England from England yeah and so now when you're in uh America from England like how does it work they give you like uh I have a green card so you're not a full American citizen no I'm like a permanent talk about certain with you why not cuz then it's like treasonous I got to be

02:55careful I got to be careful you're from another land man I'm here you're from another Nation oh man I'm here here isn't that odd I mean that's really odd like here here's a perfect example perfect example I didn't know that you were born in England if if you told me I forgot right you probably forgot I probably forgot people forget we forget facts about each other well especially that kind of fact cuz it doesn't mean anything right doesn't mean anything but like automatically like in the grand scheme of things I'm supposed to look at you like oh you're on the other team you're over here you could be one of those embedded people I just reading about these Russians man these Russ R in New Jersey did you hear about this I dude you I'm not trusting English people either anymore um the Russians were in uh I want to say Monclair like a nice area New Jersey and uh they were uh a

03:45regular family this the Russian family but they weren't really this regular family they were actually embedded Soviet spies well that sounds like the Americans look at that Russian spies New Jersey home heading for sale damn don't buy that house what the you want someone to watch you you might find money and in there there's going to be cameras that watch the come out of your there's probably cameras everywhere they watch the come out of your ass I mean come on man you can't get a Russian house from some Russian spies you got to be like a crazy person I don't know you might find some uh hidden spaces with money and in yeah maybe feel like a total Voyer what does he said he said that he doesn't expect the Russian spy connection to help or hurt the sale you're out of your mind I mean that's not the worst thing that can happen to a house it's just a bunch of

04:39you know spies nobody's hopefully nobody's murdered in the house but when someone's murdered in the house good luck selling that house you can get the you get the price down you're better off just burning It To The Ground smashing that thing and then rebuilding a new house and even then people don't want to live there cuz that's where the old house where the dude got killed used to be let me ask you how old is your house is it brand new that you the first person in there no no no no I think it was made in the 70s 70s yeah do you know if anybody was murdered there or died there um I've never seen a ghost so I think they have to inform you but there's a there's a moratorium what there a website you can look it up I just heard about it I'm not sure going to ask you if you heard if you knew about it a website we can find if somebody died in your house a good move

05:22when and when it was yeah like uh do you remember that that this one always got to me man that um those brothers that shot their their parents the menendez's brothers and one of them had a wig on remember he had like this glorious fake head of hair they made him take it off when he went to jail it was a really crazy story cuz they shotgun their own parents like Whoa man how the does that happen you know the one on the left the one on the left has a total wig I mean you look at it go oh I get it no the one on the right was just blessed just straight up blessed with some curly locks it's hilarious what the man those those those Sons shotgun their parents man do you know Kirk Fox used to teach them tennis that's right that's right I do somehow vaguely remember that so he has a whole story about teaching him ter tennis dude that scares the out of me that people could do that it doesn't

06:24scare the out of me nearly as much that people can get so angry at someone that they could shoot them but it scares the out of me that someone could do that to their dad and their mom too right didn't they shoot the mom too Jesus they sh they were adopted right were they yeah I think the men and his brothers were adopted oh really yeah and I think I think they're just trying to get money oh what is that sexual and psychological abuse they had suffered at the hands of their parents oh well there you go I know it's like you always want to immediately blame it on the kids right cuz they killed their parents but the the parents could have been monsters yeah you never know oh well it's got they have to be monsters I mean if you think about it how do you make a kid that is capable of shooting you in your sleep you got to be you got to raised that kid horribly unless you

07:12just by dumb luck have two complete genetic Psychopaths from birth that you could have done nothing to fix you've got two guys that are willing to shoot you while you're sleeping and you raise them from the time they were babies that's crazy yeah man anyway I was going to say their house yeah I wonder what happened to their house burnt that thing to the ground probably I wonder what happened to like Nicole Simpson's house oh I think it's still there does somebody live there wasn't Nicole Simpson was that a house or was that outside an apartment building Drive God damn man yeah who that's a weird one because that's like it's a public building you got to just deal with it people just deal with it is that apartment like still empty hers nah they he killed them on the street right he killed him outside but every time you go home you have to step over a crime scene to walk into your

08:07house and you've seen the pictures yeah you know the history every time a OJ documentary comes out or every time they have a OJ series on TV or when his uh parole hering comes up you're like walking over the doorway into that house so I wonder who like like I I want to talk to the person who's like doesn't give a and lives in that you know what I'm saying yeah doesn't all a deal baby his house is bad ass sprintwood yeah listen she should have been nicer to him damn did you ever see the aosi photos uh did I don't no if you haven't don't it's not worth it you get it I saw the murder scene photos it's just so hard to believe that someone could do that to someone yeah it's pretty CRA they cared about that they had babies with right just people get Crazy Game of Thrones out here but just rarely that's what it is it's like every week it's the Game of Thrones it's normal on the Game of

09:13Thrones which I just started watching in you did yeah I didn't know what the was going on man I started watching this new season I was like I forgot everything I've started watching it like a few months ago I started watching it over from the beginning oh like every that's what you should do watch it from season one and you see how much stuff you didn't know or didn't understand right or didn't realize and cuz Game of Thrones they don't give a like they'll introduce a new character and having talking to a regular character like they've been talking for a while yeah and you're like did I miss something exactly but then if you go back you know no that guy is new I'm not supposed to know him you got it's like homework you got to do research to understand that show well this these kind of shows have kind of stopped my interest in movies yeah like movies are okay mhm but a movie is 90 minutes

09:59that's or two hours it's over when it's over I don't you know I'm done right but these goddamn things get you infested yeah like I'm not like what is this a nerd HBO hacked upcoming episodes Game of Thrones data leaked online be careful what you look at now it's all out there so the the results like the scripts is that they mean by data no no like the shows that they're done someone haed them yeah like they have them there a big hack recently some other shows got taken too oh yeah they should just edit offline oh my my goodness monsters you monsters how dare you be careful yeah some whiskid right probably from China something like that Russ yeah we can't compete anymore Russia's kicking everybody out of Russia you hear about that they are all the people that working at the embassy 75 American delegates or whatever they would be called I'm sure they're happy to go home yeah like in

10:56Russ out of here unless they got something going on yeah some crazy fake Russian life over there just like the people in Monclair 755 755 diplomats what does that mean are we going to war with Russia no come on man they've got mon in Monclair right they got a house people just living there what happened to those people in that house did they kick them out put them in jail I think they put them in jail go back to that story like how' they find out they were spies that's a good question man that's a real good question they just went to the house sale like who give me some give me some explanation here y'all it says their story partially inspired the FX drama the Americans about two undercover Russian spies live in the US with two young children that's a amazing show is it really the Americans is so amazing really yeah man what's it on FX FX right in front of me Vladimir and

11:50lyia how do you say that name g GV Vladimir and Lydia GV lived in the home in Monclair under the names of Richard and Cynthia Murphy hi we Richard and Cynthia Murphy hi I wonder what they talked like before they arrested in 2010 along with eight other spies accused of leading double lives complete with false passports secret code words fake names invisible ink and encrypted radio invisible ink dude what kind of weird ass life is that it's weird to think that there's someone that could be a spy in your neighborhood and that he thinks that you're the enemy because you born over here and he was born over there you know just like what we were talking about with you having a passport from England I know but what's in Jersey that they living in Jersey and doing this like who are they close to well Jersey's close to New York first of all and there's a lot of very wealthy people

12:47that live in Montclair I believe Monclair is a very nice area Google that should be my uncle used to have a Pottery Studio a Pottery Studio in mon CLA that is some that is some rich white it's well it was more like hippie artist stuff he was an art teacher he used to teach art in uh in in school I don't think it was in I think High School what's up how do I look that up like Monclair New Jersey um what's that word they use medium medium income yeah look up that I think it's a baller place I think it's like Beverly Hills it's like the Beverly Hills of New Jersey maybe I'm exaggerating 163,000 it says that's a lot of money yeah for the the average that probably means per yeah there's probably a lot of rich people there just one poor rich person that brought that price down maybe why do you think they do it okay let's let's take a guess do you think they sneak in they become

13:48spies they get tight with rich people and then you know like look I know a family that had Ted crw over their house for some event were holding this was like like a year or so before the election maybe two years before the election like these people were so baller they had Ted Cruz give like one of those stupid stump speeches in their house for for money is RA to raise money to raise money they're like big pro Israel supporters so they have Ted Cruz in their house talking about Israel very trippy like very trippy like you're you're literally hanging out in your house with a guy that might be running the nukes yeah like so if you're a Russian spy and you can get tight with that dude you can hang with that dude hey Frank is Ted Cruz really coming over your I'll tell you what he makes a lot of sense there's a lot of his policies that I really I'm really agreeing with

14:43then you just call up the Russian Embassy send me some money so I can donate to Ted Cruz and get close at Ted Cruz and you just bring in a truckload of Vietnamese hookers just back it up beep beep beep get Ted all up on that same meth that Rob Ford had it's hilarious right get just get the party rolling start filming start filming Ted we need to know start start having uh blackmail info on Ted Cruz yeah we need to know we can count on you everybody keeps getting fired from the White House does anybody understand what the is going on over there yeah was anybody fired today yet there's a meme that scaramucci guy however you say his name um there's a meme of him where he's going like that like with his mouth I'm like uh uh and it said um if you take if you get this job where do you see yourself in 10 days hilarious that's funny it's like like how do how do you hire a guy who

15:40clearly looks like he's done Coke like does he he looks like a Wolf of Wall Street yeah he looks like a Wolf of Wall Street he like look at him like this is this is the guy yeah just on looks alone like this cocky he's a he's a he's a hedge fun jock you know he follows everybody online he probably follows you hilarious follows me he does yep yeah that makes sense I think he follows everybody think he follows like 150,000 people would you ever have him on the show of course yeah that's a great guess I would love to talk to one of those dudes find out what it's like in there especially a guy who's in there for like 10 days this guy will talk well I have had uh hedge fund guy I've had that Peter Schiff guy on before Financial wizard he's coming on again he's an interesting cat he's a big time Wall Street guy I mean he he's got some gigantic firm that employees who knows

16:28how many people people mhm but he's uh he's also always on television breaking down what's wrong with like Financial bubbles like the real estate bubble he he called all that the subprime mortgage bubble he called all that years ago I'm call I'm calling the Netflix bubble right now o how dare you I'm calling it can't sustain itself you're not the only one by the way all right cool you know there was an article that was out just yesterday about debt there was something about Netflix being in debt something like I think it was said it was some the times did an investigation and it was just like they found out their $20 billion in debt how's that possible cuz they're spending so much money on these shows man and promoting them and it's like listen they just celebrated a few months ago their hund million uh customer like whatever they call it 100 million yeah so that means

17:19like if Facebook had that Facebook would be laughing cuz Facebook's got how many subscribers right but there's a big difference Facebook doesn't get $9 a month from you right each one of those hundred million people are giving $9 a month that's $900 million a month not good math that's almost a billion dollar a month that's 122 billion a year or maybe 101 billion a year you it's an insane amount of money you know what it is what this is what it is hum man man is so valuable right I know even when something can work like they make systems that work right but the problem with those systems is that humans run those systems and they are so valuable that they up is that the right way to say that word valuable probably not sounds perfect though I know exactly what you're saying don't look it up people fallible I always thought it was fallible it must it must mind a British

18:17Jamaican accent makes things sounds different but there's always those words that you never say but you see written and you know the word be like how am I saying this like I know what this is but I can't I don't say it can't come up with a good example that is one of I you know what it's funny I don't remember ever saying that word oh Reuters is one like I never say Reuters like the Reuters news source but when I look at it I I go okay I know what that is I've read it up thousand times but how do I say that routers rooters rooters Ro sounds right it is the right way to say it that's what everybody says it but but when left to my own devices especially I'll just look how the have pronounced this yeah I I I I have way too much totally useless information going around inside my head I got to do some spring cleaning I got to throw away some childhood memories I got to throw

19:12away some childhood memories that are not serving me it's hilarious just taking up space in my head I just you run out of hard drive space man yeah you do every day you're looking at some new story every day there's some new thing going on you know and especially if you're trying to follow Game of Thrones and maybe House of Cards too and maybe your things mhm I remember when I used to remember everything like I could remember every movie every part of every movie every part of my childhood and then now somebody said Remember at the time we did this and I'm like you were there like I remember the time but I don't remember that you were there but I guess you were yeah like now it's my memory's full I need to go to the Mac Store and have some added yeah but if you were like an old farmer mhm you'd remember all that it was just every day getting up milking the cows picking

20:04the eggs killing a uh sheep or something for dinner right you would you would only you would have those memories right cuz you're in that same spot every day thinking about your childhood yeah you're away from all the distractions and that come in your head yeah book yeah no books no books no no bro you got to eat cheese go they probably they probably just read one book like over and over five book The Bible's all you need an amazing story book yeah it is written in story book form well it's what it was yeah the Bible is you know a fascinating book in that it's you start you start off with someone telling stories for like a thousand years before you write it down and then you got a bunch of really old versions of the story no one's sure which ones to use right like they got the version that's in the Dead Sea Scrolls that's the oldest versions of some of those stories and it's it's one

21:00of the only um like U I think maybe the only one that's written in Aramaic oh right and they found it in these clay pots in kumran and kumran is an area in Israel so they have these like little caves and they find these clay pots and in these clay pots they got these Scrolls that are made out of animal skins a lot of them so they take these Scrolls out it's so crazy it takes like I think it took them like 14 to 15 years just to piece it together damn dude they're all broken up and and they couldn't figure out what goes with what so they had to take DNA tests on the on the actual pieces of animal skin so they could tell okay well this is some skin from this animal so let's concentrate on this all these pieces have been genetically tested to be from this animal so let's put these together cuz they're probably the same scroll and they have to like figure out how take

21:52these crumbs and chunks that are just thousands of years old thousands of trust this well not only that it's also you're reading it in in an Ancient Ancient language you're you're reading it in the also like the references and the way people thought back then yeah then they have like the oldest version of the the Hebrew Bible is like the the very oldest versions were written in ancient Hebrew and ancient Hebrew is crazy because it has numbers as well as letters so like like if you have a letter A it's also the number one it's all the same it's all Linked In so like when you have a word like words have like a numerical value and if I'm butchering this if anyone's an ancient Hebrew represented but Ari and I discussed this for uh a couple times cuz Ari you know went to what is it called like that thing that they send him off to that religious Camp when he was was like a serious serious

22:55uh Orthodox Jew oh so that's why he's such a serious atheist now oh he's such a freak now but that's exactly why but so like their words had numerical value so like the word God and the word love they have the same numerical value right so you know like with you know the letter L the letter O and they all have like numbers like we can't even think like that because none of our words have numerical value right but like the the actual meaning of a word has more value with more numbers to it it's really interesting all that stuff's lost on our stupid goofy language cuz when they at to Latin it translated it to Greek or to English it's all kind of lost and then who was translating this and what was everything is based off like what your goal is or what your perception of the world is and where you're from and how you were raised and what you want this thing to mean to people right so

23:48like like you can't get away from that you know so if you're the person putting the stuff together and translating it's like how do do you not let your influence influ infuence this thing you do right you tweak it a little you tweak it yeah you want it to to mean the things that it means to you even if you just want people to believe this is an ancient scroll that you found yeah you know and this goes back to you finding it and it goes to your name and to your legacy yeah like well there's also massive amounts of evidence of people um looking at something and then having a distorted perception of what that something means and then having that bend in their favor right exactly there's a just like so many points of evidence I do that with all my relationships all of them my I mean how many people think that they're the victim how many people are just running around thinking the world's

24:41against them total victim in my relationships yeah so that's just evidence of uh biased thinking and if you have biased thinking in regards to the way that the god of gods wants to govern humanity and our behavior and how should behave with each other and treat each other if if you like going to let your own personal ego and biases get in the way which it absolutely did there there's written in the Bible that treats women as second class citizens it condones slavery there's no there's no like talking about slavery as if it's some horrible thing that has to be like banished right this can like there's in the ancient Hebrew Bible they condone slavery there there's really nothing bad about being about having slaves it's like God doesn't come and kill you but God will kill you if you wear two different types of cloth I know like like they'll burn witches like you know what you're a

25:35witch why cuz I said you're a witch but you know what's not evil slaves yeah the in caping people the Inquisition the during the Inquisition they weren't torturing people because they had slaves right CU they thought they were witches they were torturing people because they just didn't believe enough didn't believe yeah yeah yeah they caught you doing something or if you wanted to get rid of somebody that say somebody had a job that you wanted a position that you wanted if you could prove that that person like slandered God or blasphemed or anything yeah then you're out that's the standard maneuver right yeah oh yeah even you get the government to get rid of this person for you that's how you get like North Korea and that's how you get like Isis you know you you just everybody turning on everybody everybody trying to figure out a way that they can use their

26:31power but that's what's kind of happening in America too a little bit yeah yeah there was an article in the I think it was the New Yorker just like two days ago the the fear um was it a senator wrote it is that I just read an article last night is a Republican senator and he said when Obama was President the Republicans made a concerted effort to just push the Republican agenda and make Obama a one-term president and now that Trump has hijacked their party they're kind of turning a blind eye to things that they wouldn't have if Obama was President just because Trump is the Republican candidate huh and he's like where are our loyalties to our party or to this country because we're kind of like up the country you know and it's kind it's kind of like like when Obama was President you know no matter what you think of him like if if he if if he was a good president right say he's a good

27:33president because he's not your person you're going to shut down the things that he's doing to get your party in power like you don't give a because all you care about is your party winning like like and now that Trump is President the Democrats are taking the same thing from the same book and I'm not even saying Trump is a good president but I'm just saying everybody's turning on everybody yeah they're all trying to figure out a way to win so they can get their agenda forward and that's not the country's agenda no at all so we destroying with destroying each other well it's there's a definitely like a battle between the two sides right now you know I mean there's a lot of people that are getting excited by it they they take uh they have not just a vested interest in it but it becomes like a part of their identity to be a part of the resistance to fighting fighting

28:25against this evil empire but at the detriment of like say but maybe not I mean it really depends because like when you put a tremendous amount of pressure on someone like they're putting on Trump whether you agree with it or not it forces that person to realize that there's people like that out there and you adjust accordingly it it moves the tide a couple degrees one way or the other it just does like did the idea that we're not culturally malleable that our culture doesn't shift back and forth it certainly does things that used to be totally acceptable are now completely taboo and that's just over the course of like the last decade or so so I think that even the farle it's all necessary it just doesn't seem necessary because we're caught up in it and we can see if we just meet in the middle somewhere can all be but if you just looked at this thing objectively like

29:12not not like a human being even right look at it like a mathematic problem right like if you could see human culture you would say oh well there's this complete constant shift of energy it goes left and right and left and right like some crazy King pong game occasionally goes right and then right again very rarely like uh Reagan and then Bush senior but then it bounces itself out and goes left again it's this weird battle and along the way if you look at it like if you really step away from it along the way there are incremental changes that are moving in a good direction it's just hard to see them because there's a lot of bad happen yeah I get that and then we only hear about the stuff the bad stuff because like each side is just trying to get points from the other side but but I just I'm just saying it's that when one party no matter what party is is trying

30:09to do something good even if it's something good then the people from the other party are going to be against it because they don't want that party to score that good point so then they knock that off the table and that thing that could help people is never going to help people I think it's also a part of having two teams if think if there was way more teams if there was like 20 or 30 different parties we'd be way better off we be better off yeah politicians are spread across 20 or 30 different parties instead of jammed into one or the other or the the freaks that are independent or a green party like get the out of here with your green party it's goofy right that's no one's going to elect a green party president all the bankers are going to put a stop to that this guy's just going to steal money from us this he's going to give it to penguins and you know I

30:55mean that's going to give all money to Penguins yeah so you got really three choices you got independent which is so rare the only person I could think ever winning as an independent right now honestly would be someone like Trump or like Elon Musk or Mark Cuban yeah Trump is basically an independent who hijacked the Republican Party well he's he voted Democrat like his whole life he was pro-choice like his whole life you know he it's like he's he's been on the side of uh Democratic issues forever right I mean I saw the video where he said I saw a video right the day before I saw it twice the last time I saw it was the day before the election where he said if I was going to run I would run as a republican because Republicans are stupid and blah blah blah I saw that video like him being interviewed I tell you the next day that was scrubbed from the internet and then if I tell

31:48people I saw that video they say n you're crazy it was just like so he really had it taken down yeah man dude that's like some elron hubard type elron hubard was quoted as saying that if you really want to make money you should start a religion then he started Scientology wasn't bullshitting tell the truth got so much real EST saw it coming you should have saw it coming yeah he's a fascinating character man I mean obviously there's a tremendous amount of issues with him not telling the truth that might be the biggest problem right the number one biggest problem might be the lion that we can't trust him that is so crazy that you have a president that just lies all the time but if you step away from the lying part and you look at like what he's doing what's interesting is this is I don't know too much about the Affordable Care Act or Obamacare right but I do know that a whole lot of

32:38people who voted against it are now voting against repealing it right so it either means one of two things either it means Trump's plan is so bad that the people who hated Obamacare are like this is even worse right or it's a bunch of people that just don't like Trump and even though they didn't want Obamacare in the first place no no matter what Trump comes up but they're going to be like you right we're going to fight against that which maybe there's a few other it could be this or could be that but those two to me are pretty fascinating that's like childish yeah the whole is childish like I just feel like everybody's just going after everybody when you spend your time going after people to remove them from their position what are you doing for the people when you're going after like uh your own selfish gain you're spending your entire time in office trying to get

33:30one step up well he's got a lot of steps up that that's what crazy not just him but the you know everybody else under him plus him trying now he's trying to stay up he has to spend his day fighting right right instead of solving yeah he's he's well he fights people on Twitter and he fights people on Twitter on he's the president of the world right when you president of United States you're kind of the president of the world like you you might not be running these other countries but everybody knows this is the country that has all the bombs and it's crazy enough to use them right so this is the president of the the arguably the greatest army of the world's ever known that's the commander-in-chief right there they talk about people on Twitter he talk about people having plastic surgery scars hilarious like bleeding badly from a facelift I said New York he's so crazy he's so New York

34:18he's so crazy it's hilarious it's so crazy and people are so angry and I get it I get it I get everybody being angry I get it it's not what I'm saying I'm just saying it is the whole thing is so surreal it's like everybody wanted change and then when change came you're like no no no this change is making money right like no no no we don't want that this guy's stealing money like he's he's going to make billions of dollars like what the is he doing where's his tax returns show me the tax returns but I think what's going to come out of it is that there's so many people now that are politically motivated there's so many people that are looking at this whole thing going whoa whoa whoa whoaa you can't just sit back and just let this happen then you get someone who doesn't tell the truth as the president and that you know how bad that up kids right when you're looking at like

35:08the highest level of human being in the country like if every kid says Billy what do you want to be when you grow up I want to be the president yeah that's the issue yeah like damn you want to be the president you don't even want to be the vice president you want to be the command you want to be the number one guy that's an ambitious kid right there so possible yeah but it's also like if the guy who the guy at the top of the list isn't better than people that you know like he's more is petty he's Petty he's he he he Goofs on people that just don't like his policies he'll talk about like their plastic surgery right a guy with fake hair is talking about people bleeding from plastic surgery oh but it's just like the whole hurt your feelings thing the lash out and hurt your feelings thing like that's what he's trying to do he's trying to hurt their feelings like someone just

35:58needs to like sit him down and just I think they tried he he ain't listening he's doing this his way I know he is cuz he won he won that way so he's like that's how I won my base likes that got to let that you get in you got to let that go because you have a you have a broader responsibility as the the head guy I think he's getting feedback that enough that he he has the amazing ability to ignore to ignore things that I wouldn't ignore and that I think most people wouldn't ignore like like blowback like like I remember so this is what happened one one time I went to see a movie screening with Kevin Hart was in it with Usher this a long time ago and and me and Kev were friends we used to hang out so we went to the screening and we sat there and we watched the movie and the movie was terrible so then after the movie I'm going to see Kev so my worri is like what the am I going

37:02to tell this guy cuz I can't lie to him about this movie and before I said anything he looked at me and said man that movie was bad but I was great and you know what he was right he was good in the movie so he brushed off like how bad the movie was B and found something this Trump can find something like he could he'll hear what he needs to hear from whatever he's done probably enough people if it's even one or a few million that likes his tweets like we only see the people that hate his tweets right oh there's a lot of people that like his tweets they all have American flags in their avatars yeah so he's going to go for that they have like eagles and Doberman and American flags and guns um there was the what is uh the recent he gave some recent speech I thought was really interesting no no no that was good one too but I think it was today where he was talking about

38:00unemployment being down how um uh the economy is up and all these different factors and they were talking about how no one mentions it and then I went to CNN and I was like yeah they're not even mentioning that like he's given this speech and he's saying all the like how much how much should that be the number one story like what's the number one one story when you go to CNN go to the front page of CNN what do we got here what does it say highest stock market ever best economic numbers in years unemployment lowest than 17 years wages Rising border secure yeah but when is that true well I don't know if that's true though I I don't know if it's true it's probably true right but these were the same things that were happening when Obama was President and he used to on it he used to say it's not Rising enough the unemploy the unemployment level should still be lower or like when they

38:55put out the job gains or what whatever they call that technically he would say that's not enough growth so there's a way to on everything but look at all this like look at what they show on CNN like right away you see on the top Trump weighed in on Sun's misleading claim breaking news so you got a negative Trump ad no inaccuracy in Donald Trump's Junior statements about 2016 M meeting with Russians White House says White House comments on Donald Trump junor statements timeline of so none of that has any anything to do with unemployment being down or the economy being up and this is like the front page of CNN it's all negative yeah they're going after it for sure but this is not good it's not good to do that like you're not giving all the news you got to give the news like he does plenty of stupid that you can cover right you're not a short of stupid but when good happens like when the

39:52economy is up when unemployment is down you probably should be reporting that it seems like that's news but all right so if it's true so if it's true right you're you're you know you have a powerful Twitter your name is Trump right and you know listen you know the game by now right so you know if you tweet about some woman's plastic surgery they're going to go in on you yeah and that's what's going to be on C CNN but that's not CNN she was MSNBC right but she he it's going to going to be on every news all the media Outlets that are not in favor of you are going to put that right everyone except Fox everyone except Fox so it's like stop putting that people can use to cover up and use instead of the employ unemployment stuff being down you know what I mean what do you mean like stop giving people ammo against you right you know what I mean stop giving them

40:55information negative stuff that they can put on the front of their website instead of unemployment numbers going down yeah but there's no way they're going to stop that as long as there's stories like that like Donald Jr secretly meeting with the Russians and not telling people and then releasing the emails and then saying you know all that stuff and then it turns out that Trump was the one who coordinated a statement about it and like all that it's never going to stop thing like he's up yeah he's up but here's the thing you got to the good stuff too yeah yeah you have to have right news yeah I mean I feel like if I'm going to trust you for the news I want I would like to think as a person who leans very left I would like to think that CNN is going to be better than right-wing propaganda websites well how can they not be that's that's very disappointing it's very disappointing

41:45you can have both things I don't trust none of them I don't trust the the left news or the right cuz you know why why because when Obama was President or just in presidents before like a lot of was phony and false right you know what I mean right like uh they just did here's a funny thing so they just did a study of like body cams on cops right they just did a study and they said from the study they see that cops treat black people that they pull over worse than they treat white people it's like we've been trying to tell you that but now it's only official when white people did the study they like they like you know what this thing is true but we've been trying to tell you that is true for a long time but that's just a part of it's like you you're not covering anything that doesn't serve you you know what I mean you're not you're not covering anything that doesn't serve

42:51you anyway yeah but they're news they're not cops I I can understand like cops being racist that I get that but if you're if you're the news source like you have to just distribute the news you can't selectively decide people can and can't hear or what you focus on you have you have to and you should but they never have well they should they never they should but they they just never have well you more obvious now what's really up that it isn't really getting nearly as much press as I think it should get or people haven't really been talking about that much is how many people were concentrating on that white lady from Australia who got shot unnecessarily by the cop right because she was a white lady from Australia right that look no matter what you say what that is is an I mean obviously it's a tragic accident cuz she was the one that called the cops and

43:40then they shot her but you know how many times they've done that to other people but that's my whole point it's like like the news serves remember talking about the Scrolls and how you can't if you you found the scr the Scrolls you can't help but make a story right that is in your favor right like I forgot the exact words you use but it's just because like your perception is going to come through in this thing to me that's how the news has been all my life like whoever owns the news makes news in their favor that's always how it's been since William Randolph Hurst used to have Hurst Publications yeah so that that to me the news has always been even if it was like slightly inaccurate before it's just been growing not accurate yeah but that drives people crazy I mean it does because people cuz like when I was a kid like a stupid little kid and I was watching the

44:36news how stupid were you just stupid enough to think like when somebody's telling me what's going on in the world I'm like the news is God like you thought that it was all real that that you're saying yeah like like just like not just like a kid that's like you don't know any better but how do these people know everything they're telling you everything so you're kind of getting programmed to believe this so people are getting programmed to believe Fox MSNBC uh CNN and they don't know any better and they getting angry based on what they're being told and we're not being told everything we're not being told everything like you're saying they're not showing both sides right or everything they're not there's no reason for the people who own the news to be fair that's true they just have to get people to pay attention they just want to get people to get so their their

45:24thing is how do I make money right got to be outrageous it got to be outrageous we got to we got to even now we got to follow this Russia story and we got to make money this is a so proper this is Game of Thrones going on on TV this is like when Katrina they milk the out of Katrina and any tragedy and they're just milking this it's like every like why is everything coming out like all right so there was a meeting so then there was emails so then like like it's almost as if somebody wrote a script and we're today we're going going give you this part of it today we're going to give you this part of it like it's like it's unfolding like a TV show keeping people's interest and a lot of ways it is like that house of cards show yeah it's like House of Cards yeah yeah and almost even less believable like everybody was like in the House of Cards spoiler alert um I can't even say I I

46:17don't want to say what happens but um there's there's some moments on the show where people go well that would never happen that's not who would get elected like look at the what the is happening the president's daughter is always behind him with a giant smile on his on her face every time he says anything and she's clapping like today it's like he's got his kids in there right his kids are running and his kids are supposed to be running his company he's supposed to be away from his company but that's not it won't even show his tax returns the whole thing is so gangster it's so Putin esque it's really fascinating and now with this thing that's going on with Russia I mean who knows that might be just nonsense they might just be posturing with each other meanwhile they're doing deals behind the scenes like I'll tell you what I'm going to do bro do bro I'm

46:59going to kick the delegates out I'm going to get pissed I'm going to get pissed and meanwhile they're making some crazy deal to like tap into the oil in the Antarctica or some right like they're kicking the delegates out maybe maybe to look like to look like hey I'm not on if I was a friend of trump I wouldn't kick these delegates out exactly maybe right why would I kick the diplomats out yeah if I'm working with them come on man come on man yeah like yeah they they're just going back and forth yeah it's all so strange it's just so strange that people could still rock it like that like you still could be a dictator in 2017 hilar that is one of the last remaining like archaic jobs like the one dude running everything guy with a giant army everybody keep it together keep it together you can have a safe life keep it together don't push me just give me a little money right was it hurt

47:51you to give me a little money you can't give me 30% of your money come on man give me 50% of your money it's not that big a deal I mean that's that's what a lot of countries are stuck in right now you know and in in Russia the crazy thing is if it doesn't go well for you they just take your company they have these multi-billionaire oligarchs they just lock these dudes up lock them up take their company CRA confiscate it just throw a jail cell keep him there for a few years Thrones and then they let him out dude I was watching this one documentary about this Russian guy who was uh and he was at first he was working with Trump and somehow or another he disagreed with Trump not Trump rather dude that's like that's some Freud uh he was uh working with I'm trying to remember the full story but he had some sort of a business arrangement with Putin and then

48:43he tried to change it or he didn't want to accept new terms or whatever they just locked his ass up he opposed something that Putin wanted to do iorry dude yeah sorry dude he complained he protested sorry dude they put some charges on them yeah they put some charges on them threw them in jail and who knows man they might look if you get to be some crazy multi-billionaire dude in Russia they probably don't even let you in there unless you've done some up with them they probably like listen dude like you know you got go to drink vodka have party with us come on I mean even on the lowest level you have to get jumped into a gang and you got to commit a crime yeah to be a part of the gang so they got to see you do some dirt to see you get it if a gang would do that why would a bunch of billionaires who have way more to protect yeah make you do some dirt with them do some dirt and

49:38also show that you're crazy enough to be down with them yeah you like yeah I like you but I need to know if you're loyal you know what Ari told me they made his dad do in the Israeli Army what you raise a kitten you raise it you take care of it by yourself you pet it and then when it gets to like a year old you got to kill it in front of them with your bare hands and grab it snap its neck just to show that you can do that I was like whoa a part of the game is that I was like whoa just to show that you could shut it off like you've got that ability to just shut it off like you have this cat you love it year in you're going to kill that thing with your hands well if you could do that if they make you do that in Army why why you you have to get cosigned to get into billionaire club yeah you got to kill people like you think what do they do with like guy guys like Jeff Bezos that Amazon guy

50:32you ever see the photos of him hilarious a photo of him like when he first started out like 12 years ago seen dorky and then you look at him now he looks like a assassin he's got he got sunglasses on he's walking aggressive on trt trt hilarious fredy's got like a girl on each side of him or something like that I'm sure I mean how much is he worth now he's look at him he looks like a killer oh he literally looks like a guy that's the Hitman I just hired that was like a former Navy SEAL that's coming over to give you advice on how to secure your corporation you know like he would show up at Apple and uh hire a bunch of Hitmen that's him now is that what that is while ago he's pretty fit guy yeah now he is yeah but he seems like a a fit guy like he works out see well there was an but there was a before and after picture oh man goofy goofy Town yeah he was a little goofy

51:31but look man you figured out how to dominate online sales I use amazon.com all the time there's like him and the rocket and Diesel all three of them kick ass The Rock was at the fights this weekend Oh you give him a hug it's like hug in a tree damn it's like a big tree I wonder how much that dude weighs two big rock too big bro he's he's in the 250 range for sure yeah yeah for sure he's gigantic like you don't realize how big he is until you give him a hug big old friendly guy but that guy gets bombarded man he can't he can't go anywhere without taking pictures of people they just they don't they don't give a if you're talking to them they get in between you they put their they pop their head up and they hold their camera out it's ridiculous like people just they don't give a about decorum or being friendly no no no I'm getting this picture with the rock it's my one chance yeah they just

52:26whoop in man anything for the gr man but it's weird it's like um all your um normal etiquette goes out the window like The Rock was sitting over there talking to uh Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson pound-for-pound best fighter in the world right and they're talking back and forth and having a good time and this dude just swoops in between them and pops up and he's like can I get a picture bro can I get a picture bro and you know you see the rock is always being friendly he's he's amazing it's staying friendly but you know he's like God damn can't even talk to the champ yeah yeah man I mean he he wants the followers he wants to yeah I guess he's a nice guy he's a real nice guy he's a real nice guy but that that's giant you're done bro uh no he needs to get bigger nah man you think you think he's done you think he stop lifting yeah it's a project right if it's sculpture

53:19done what is he trying to go after this like what's what's left well he's trying to stay jacked and he's like 48 or some how how old is a rock I would say he's about 48 he can take a week off no no no you can't that's the thing um5 45 so he's 45 and he's jacked just ready jacked I mean he's jacked he's want to keep that and there's only one way you got to do what he does that motherfucker's up every day he does these uh he'll make these videos when he shows up in places in like Germany he's got to film some movie he's at 5:00 in the morning they already have an elliptical machine in his uh in his uh in his bed in his well in his hotel room he'll get like a suite so they'll set up this elliptical machine in his suite and he's out there banging it out at 5:00 in the morning doing an hour of cardio I know him and uh Kevin Hart videos bug me could make

54:16you feel lazy they just up working out I know doing they've done more by 700 a.m. than I'm going to do all day yeah it's rude and trying to motivate people like Hey man trying to sleep over here bro scroll up Scroll up a little bit there the one on the far right hand side with him pulling that rolling machine right above that one that's uh doing some rows that dude's gigantic that's a gigantic person poor roaring machine does not deserve this yeah but if you want to put these things up and get how many millions of views how many million views that have six five mli 6398 198 of him showing off of him just doing PS we get it you wake up in the morning but he's motivating people sometimes like you'll be sitting at home feeling like a lazy like I just want to chill today I don't feel like working out and you go see the rock he's got chains wrapped around his neck doing

55:20chinups and dips screaming yeah hitting tires with missiles yeah it's weird he's a crazy man but those are the dudes that like you need to know that like as hard as you think you're working drop one down from there that one was the other one I saw yeah look at that right there you need to know as hard as you think you're working you're not working that hard I know it's look at that guys jacked so if you if you think you've done everything you can to be prosperous in this life you need to go to the Rocks Instagram and shut your hippie mouth and he'll your day up he'll your day up this is what you didn't do today and I know people like well hey man I read a book today okay hey man I've been writing poetry all day hey man I've been writing songs hey man okay okay but have you put the same amount of effort into being whatever you want as The Rock has done in being the ultimate

56:20meat head whenever I it's hilarious ultimate me look at this whenever look at that that look at the bar the bar it's got a chain chains on the side dumbbell do you know why you have chains makes the end of the rep harder Jesus cuz as you lift the chains up off the ground less of the chain is being supported by the ground so it gets heavier and heavier as you uh lift your hands up higher that's called hardcore bro I don't know if you boys are aware of how hardcore hardcore can get that's how hardcore that's how hardcore listen when I want to feel bad about my day I just go to the Rocks Instagram it's a good movie be like what's going on with this guy for that movie Rampage he has this guy's going to be a gorilla or oh wow oh so he's got like one of those uh suits on that Maps his movement the video game suits isn't that weird that they still can't completely

57:11just fake it they have to have a dude move around they're getting close I mean uh that Hollow lens stuff that we were talking about yesterday they're just going to be able to wear those and see pretty much what they're going to like the final CGI rendering like they can just act with that stuff soon it's amazing what you know like uh I watched uh Game of Thrones first episode and you know that that boat's not real they don't really have that giant massive crazy looking boat cutting through the ocean that's not a real boat but godamn it looks like a real boat yeah that was crazy that attack was don't say nothing yeah don't say nothing when you're looking at these boats I mean the the just the CGI it's just for a television show yeah they spend million money I guess it's like worth it for spend film money on those episodes oh yeah each one is millions yeah but I guess it's worth it

58:04right cuz that thing will sell forever I like it if it goes down today like it's also Timeless like Game of Thrones Is Timeless like that'll be worth a shitload of money 10 years from now you it's like The Sopranos is timeless too right you know Sopranos is timeless like if The Sopranos like if you wanted to start watching The Sopranos today it would be a great show yeah it's like the Godfather of TV Timeless but it's better than the Godfather yeah there's Italians all over over the country screaming at me you idiot you don't know the Godfather's the greatest movie The Godfather's an amazing movie don't get me wrong but it's limited by its format it's limited by the fact that it's a movie even though you got Godfather one and two Sopranos was on for like what five years five years of episodes the depth that they can get into all the crazy that they could

58:56do it's just so different than any other movie or than any other uh form of media they could go off and talk about the a gay member of the of the goddamn gang could do anything they could do anything his his a fair with his psychiatrist anything anything yeah remember they killed that dude with a pool queue shoved a pool queue up his ass crazy the gay guy yeah that that was the whole thing was weird you know it was like you're you're getting deep into the lives of these strange characters and the sociopaths and you kind of understand they're they angst cuz you start rooting for them yeah like even in the Americans they're Russian but you start rooting for them you don't want them to get caught you know you want them to and it's it's now I know you really are from another country maybe maybe but if you watch it watch a few episodes and see if you don't like start

59:44Run for the Russians because this is how this is how I picture the show perfect in perfect EP you find out 5 minutes into the show that they're Russian spies uh FBI kicks the door down a bunch of white guys guns blazing pointed at them they immediately ship them to Guantanamo Bay and then put the house for sale yeah the house goes for sale and they make a profit off the house the Spy house the Spy house I wonder if they did a scan of the Spy house find out if they scan the Spy house to find out what kind of spy they got cuz you know Russia's not going to just let you have a spy house by yourself and you're having parties and we've called the other day to check in we saw barbecue you having barbecue or are you working as spy which one which one can't be both turning American is it barbecue time or spy time you get the Spy yeah so they probably like they got to be spying on the spies for

60:38sure yeah they're not going to trust some spy to just move to New Jersey have a good time start doing coke they know you could get turned oh for sure why wouldn't you get turned over here you could like do whatever the you want most most people aren't going to kill you right you don't you don't have to then you're you they know you're there so they'll just send somebody you won't even know who the person is it'll be like some laem Nikita chick comes over your house selling vacuums or something you open the door she shoots you in the dick right could be I just don't understand why they would use that strategy like they hire someone to pretend to be American fly them across the the world set them up go get information in Montclair you got to watch the american Americans man it works yeah what kind of information they get that's my they uh so spoil I know what there's this so say

61:35say there's the FBI right so the husband puts on a disguise and starts dating the the secretary of the director of the FBI whoa so the husband m is he a real husband they're married right they were here together right they had two kids together in America for real well not in in the show in the show in the show they had two kids together in America they run a travel agency and then on top of that they're both spies on top of that they're both spies so the travel bang other chicks like baby I got to do this she gets to bang other dudes God damn like if there's a Target I like it if there's a Target that they can get to emotionally then they just do what they got to do and then sometimes they come home and he's like did you him whoa and just to say I did Duty for Russia yeah I do Dy and meanwhile the both of them are falling in and out of love and getting

62:38jealous oh my God and then sometimes they like the people that they have to kill oo or like dispose off good show yeah man it's so intricate damn and then one of their a neighbor just moved in and he works for the FBI so then their kids go over to his house and his kids come over to their house and he doesn't know that they're Russian spies he's had hunches before whoa so it's just it's a crazy show man damn as good better or not as good as house of cards I i' say better than House of Cards oh my goodness oh my goodness I don't even know now I know you're a foreigner you're some kind of an agent yourself told you I was a foreigner yeah but now I knowe as he pours his tea Jesus Christ who the are you everything is a crime poring tea who are you you don't even drink coffee you're barely American bro I know I know you're you you like you have the full foreign package man you're into

63:47soccer yeah yeah do you ever call soccer football when no no Americans are around uh do you do you like say it when they're around sometimes do you really but I just say soccer just so people know what I'm talking about right that's what I was thinking you probably say football when you're around other people yeah if I'm talking to somebody from sometimes I'm talking to a friend from England and I'll say soccer and they'll get mad at you nah I mean some people have they they'll correct it but but it won't but it won't be a sticking point in the conversation it's a sticking point in America right so you just stick with soccer yeah yeah you've never said football to me but I always suspected it you always suspected this new something's going like this always suspected hilarious like he so into that game I know he uses the proper terminology when I'm not around that's

64:40hilarious yeah like someone will say you want to play Billiards and I'll let it slide like okay all right and that's pool right yeah not really not really CU pocket billiard pool right Billiards is a game that you play with no there's no holes in the table ever see that game I think so there's like there's like things in the table no there's well there's an Italian version of it where they play they have these little pins you're thinking of bumper pool I think but three cushion Billiards is a very strange game where and that used to be the premier game by the way like back like in the willly hoppy days like way way way back in the you know I guess probably the turn of the century the turn of the uh 20th century they had thousands of pool halls and Billiard halls in New York City but pool halls like where there's a hole in the table and the ball has to fall into the hole

65:31those were thought to be the that's the game of Ruffians and like dirt bags gentlemen played Billiards they played three cushion Billiards that was actually uh a part of the scene in the movie The Hustler with Paul Newman and Jackie gleon Paul Newman goes over this dude's house uh I forget the gentleman's name but he's a very famous actor it's great great scene and they're they're supposed to gamble cuz this guy's a big fish and he has this big mansion and Paul Newman is this Hustler he goes over the guy's mansion and the guy doesn't have a pool table he has a billiard's table and the uh the the mob guy who's backing Paul Newman on the BET doesn't believe that he could beat this guy and so they have to figure out like what to do because it's totally different game but it was the game of gentlemen three cushion Billiards is a game where it's you have to hit a ball and then your

66:22ball has to go three cushions that means bounce into three ril and then come back and hit the other ball it's really crazy it's a it's a it's an interesting game because it's all about angles yeah but played it yeah I've played it but it's it's hard to do you have to really understand there's a lot of like factors that come into play here it is right here this is this is the actual game I've seen you do like that when you play pool yeah no I do I mean I I definitely move the ball around and I understand some angles but like this stuff like what this guy's doing right here this this is like super complicated stuff to be able to how do you win this thing you just get a point every time you get three cushions like see how he's doing this right here he's doing that it bounces off the rail it hits that and then it's going to hit the other one like doing stuff like that on purpose I

67:11mean they doing it on purpose is very difficult to do like you to to really understand how I mean sometimes you're going four and five and even six rails to make something do what you wanted to do cuz that was the only option you had with the position of the ball on the table relative to the position of the ball you're trying to hit if you have to go three rails so you see like these crazy tricky shots that these guys do where they're calculating the ball going three rails hitting another ball and then going two rails and then hitting a third ball it's like crazy it's like the way they do it is amazing it's really amazing how many balls are on the table each time three balls three balls three balls yeah it's uh really it's it's fascinating I never got into it because I would imagine that it would become addictive just like pool's addictive and I don't have the time I just can't be

67:59with some new thing to get addicted to yeah especially when you're going to start you know checking out some soccer I feel you yeah isn't this weird though how they do this see he's going to hit that and it's going to bounce up and hit the other one and they're planning this out that's what's interesting and the guys who are real good at it a lot of times it translates very good into pool too it seems like it would yeah well they figure out how to uh move the ball better than other people like there's a guy named Efron Reyes and he's widely considered to be probably the best pool player of all time and he plays this game really good he plays this game really good and he plays another game uh that the Filipinos like to play called rotation and rotation is a game like you know how you play nineball you shoot one through nine you got to shoot the balls in order rotation they do that with 15

68:51balls what yeah Filipinos are some of the best players in the world oh right and it's interesting because the the the game of Billiards pocket billiards I should say I guess regular Billiards too got brought to them during World War II when they had uh American GIS would be in the Philippines right apparently during the war when uh people would go over there they would set up pool tables and you know GIS would go to bars and they figured out how to play pool and it became a great thing for the Filipinos who love gambling they love gambling so they would just play pool and Gam all the time so some of the best players in the world have come out of the Philippines like Manila has like some of the best players ever like like the top guys like that guy efon Reyes he's from the Philippines Francisco Bustamante one of the best of all time he's from the Philippines there's like you can keep

69:40going on and on and on and on and on there's a there's a whole a a gang of these dudes little tiny Killers so never play pool against a Filipino that's what I'm learning they're real quiet real friendly they'll smash you damn yeah some of the best players in the world world it's just a huge sport over there it's it's on television all the time over there pool is like the first video game because because it's it's a pool in Billiards is like a table and you going to a bar and it's there you put money in there and you start playing it before there were Graphics or programs or anything it's just it's just a game it's like the first game you could play without before video games you know what I mean I know what you're saying yeah it was like an arcade game like darts yeah and darts yeah they would play I think I think they started calling it pool I know actually they started calling it

70:37pool because it was a gambling thing the thing was that they would pull their money together and bet on stuff and that's how uh that's how pool got its Bad Name versus Billiards right but like darts they must bet on darts right people bet on darts yeah darts is a big sport in England hug it's on TV I saw it on TV I was there I saw snooker on snooker snooker they call it they get mad snooker's pool or something else snooker is a totally different game and it's on a giant table Yeah the a pool a pool table is 9 by 4 and 1/2 which means 4 and 1/2t wide 9t long that's a real legit pool table there's also 10 by5 10 X5 pool tables are just starting to make a comeback there's a company called Diamond and they make a 10 X5 now it's a big deal because like the real highend players like the extra space of the 10x five they think it makes you play a better game but snooker's 12 feet Jesus

71:36yeah it's 12 by six it's a giant table and these dudes have a tiny little ball it's a tiny ass little ball it's way smaller than a pool ball and the holes are really tiny and the cut of the Rails is very different like you can kind of rattle a ball into a pool table hole it'll kind of drop in but you have to hit like this this is a snooker table look at the size of this table now this is Ron O Sullivan who is uh one of the greatest of all time and he's a wizard and this is the greatest game of snooker ever it's called because he just he does everything perfect and he he he shoots his whole rack perfect but Snicker is a totally different game like see how that snooker rather that goes in there a snooker and the he shot the ball in and then the ball comes back up again comes back up yeah yeah yeah the black ball oh every time shoots the blackall there's no scratching I don't

72:27no you can scratch I just don't I don't know the game I don't understand the game but there's a bunch of points and all these different things that you you're doing but see how he knocks that uh black ball in after the black ball goes in the guy pulls it out and he puts it back in the spot and then he has to shoot one of the Reds again and then after he shoots the red then he goes and shoots the black again and every time he's doing it see that stack of balls he's trying to collide into those balls to open them up and if he can open them up then he can get it to a place where he can separate those balls and make them all so watch he's going to make this red ball and then he's going to pound up now he's at an angle with that black ball so as he shoots that black ball in he's going to smack into those other balls Bing see that all right see now um again I don't know this game very

73:13well but I understand P so I see what he's doing with those balls I knew he was going to do that so now he's just going to pocket these balls in the side but you're dealing with the tiniest little hole and they have tiny little tips on on their pool cues it's like you know it's sort of like a pool queue but it's all they're all made of Ash which is very different than Ash yeah Ashwood whereas um uh most American pool cues at least the shafts are made out of maple like there's a lot of weird variables like ash is very stiff but also very light M so their game is very different but it's also very similar he's also thinking very fast oh he's a wizard yeah this guy's a Super Genius but like I wouldn't have taken my second shot yet I know he's like clearing the table he's doing this every day you got to realize but you got to think he's also um extremely wealthy because of

74:02this game this is not a game like American pool this is a game like more akin to like golf in terms of like purses and how much money these guys can make at least it was at one point in time I think somehow or another it's dried up I think like snooker doesn't doesn't have the same respect that it used to have there's been also a few um controversies in England where guys got busted uh talking to people about fixing games oh yeah and that gets ugly that old man is like the ball boy in tennis exactly he's like grabbing the ball out the hole and putting it on the table but he does it with gloves on like a gentleman actually the gloves have a purpose oh yeah the gloves are so your hand oils don't get on the ball cuz the balls are made out of uh what's called phenolic it's like a a type of I think it's like a composite plastic um and they're super hard like if you touch

74:50those balls that are out there on that table they're super hard and they used to make them with either clay or Ivory back way way back in the day yeah they a lot of times they made the CU ball with Ivory and then the other balls would be made out of clay or sometimes that the whole everything would be made out of clay but they were like these dead balls that were really tough to move around and then when they figured out this phenolic stuff you're dealing with these things that get super slick so the the greases from your hands if you touch a ball the oils on your hands will actually put a residue on the ball and it'll affect the way the ball moves throw the game off yeah so if you see dudes touching Q balls and balls in your playing pool like anybody who really knows how to play is going to go that's going to everything up put your gloves on yeah or put a towel on wipe

75:38them down like some like serious games they'll wipe every ball down uh after every Rack in regular pool yeah like guys guys that are gambling they want that ball to respond a very particular way right like cuz you get this when you think about what pool this right you're taking a queue the average weight of a q is about 19 o so it's a very light thing it's a little over a pound and you're taking this thing and just by how hard you're hitting you're trying to control the Revolutions of a ball and also those revolutions after it collides with a ball and knocks it into a hole and then you're trying to control the revolutions like literally within inches and you get a feel after you do it for a while you play for hours and hours especially after years and years of playing you get this feel where like the guy like like that guy Efron Reyes that I was talking about he could just put that ball

76:31wherever the he wants it he goes wherever he wants it he makes a ball the ball goes goes wherever he wants it like and you watch him play it's like you're watching an art form like it's if you know how hard it is to play the way that guy plays I know I suck so bad I know it's hard to play see the thing about sucking so bad though is maybe you don't even appreciate how crazy it is what he's doing if you can play a little bit then watch him you just go God like the people that really appreciate a guy like efon Reyes or Earl Strickland for that matter or any of these like world champion players the people who really appreciate him are people that have played for a while right you know how you say you don't have the time to learn billiots yeah it's like like the times I played pool or you play against somebody good or you watch somebody play you're like yeah that takes a lot of practice I

77:19don't have the time to get that good yeah yeah there's only so many hours in a day man yeah you want to play golf go play golf you crazy you know go if you want to start golf today you you must you must have like just extra time coming out of your ass right that's like a 9-hour commitment yeah you got to join a country club I know a dude who just joined a country club that cost a quarter of a million dollars a year how often is he going that's what I'm saying what it costs a quarter of a million dollars a year it costs that and you have to pay money when go sure to eat there you have to get equipment unless everything's free other than that you just go there and it's all free but that doesn't make sense I'm might open up a country club I think they just that's what we were talking about like the billionaire Ballers Club if you're a billionaire baller quarter million bucks

78:10ain't it's like if someone says hey Ian we want you to join the comedians Union is $25 a year you're like what's 25 bucks yeah here you go 25 bucks and if you're a super baller $250,000 a year it's like I'm going be going there going to run into other billionaires you're going to do business and you're going to make that money back yes that's what I'm saying it's worth it you WR insulated cuz everybody there's a baller right right you're only around people who could afford a $250,000 a year membership to this hole and the people that work there they just want to keep their job they probably probably pays good so they just hey what do you what do you want here here's your order leave you alone you know what I don't get people that want to live on golf courses that don't play golf oh for real yeah like hold on you don't play golf and you want to live on

78:57a golf course it does look beautiful it does look beautiful until some drunk are playing golf right outside your bedroom there are people that live on golf courses oh yeah where dude everywhere there's a lot of these uh places are like gated communities that are on golf courses it's super common it's like the ultimate I'm a baller statement you have a gated community that's a golf course and you're a member of it there's a place out here it's called Lake Sherwood oh yeah Lake Sherwood Country Club it's amazing you go there there's these beautiful houses this amazing golf course just everyone's so white it's incredible it's hilarious and it's uh they actually have their own Lake there's a lake out there you can go bass fishing in it oh they have largemouth bass in this Lake yeah and it's um it's a beautiful community and these people have these houses that are

79:49like on a golf course if it cost just a quarter of a mill to be a a part of a golf club how much does it cost to have a house probably place you live in exorbitant amount on the golf course millions millions of dollars for sure I mean it's a wealthy community MH but I think that's when you get those sort of CEO dudes they start moving into that like upper echelon of finance and cash they uh they don't want to be surrounded by people just like them and just keep it's like us wanting to be around other comedians yeah cuz have any civilian friends really all all comedians yeah right now like I've been in it so long like not funny we call it civilians people get mad at that by the way they are but people get mad at it like that you like use military terms yeah it's what they aring sorry it's funny thing that term like as soon as you say to Comic they know what

80:48it is even if you've never used it around them before and they get it but yeah yeah they don't understand true debacher yeah like you think you get it you need to hang out with atheist Ari shafir yeah in Amsterdam for a week you understand what the is really going on yeah like when like if I'm if I'm around like a friend from high school and I say something even if the person that they just introduced me to laughed they said you got to excuse him he's a comedian like none of my comedian friends would ever say no like that right like try to like like make an excuse for something that they feel uncomfortable about that I said you know where that comes from where human resources that comes from like office rules you want keep that job you got to keep your behavior in check you can't be yourself right I mean how many people just live out there under a vice just a

81:42vice of just repression right can't laugh around can't joke around about yeah and I take that for granted because what I do I can say whatever I want sometimes I think I'm not saying based on the other people that are saying to me yeah I mean imagine if you're in an office with 50 people and you hate 10 of them and one of them is your boss right oh and there's a bunch of attention seeking in the staff taking credit for other people's work you can't say anything oh oh just go home and complain to your wife they live in hell so many or your husband or whatever so many people live in hell how many people live in hell like that just stuck all day with saying dumb things but that's why people listen to your podcast like it's there it's like when you watch a like somebody on T you watch a James Bond movie and he's doing things that you can't do like just having a

82:45podcast where you say whatever the you want right and just living like people live you're in an office you get to live through you you know what I mean podcast it's a lot of pressure n just keep doing what you're regularly doing it's a lot of pressure I'm feeling pressured gotta be careful all that pressure yeah that's why you know that's why that's partly why Trump is so popular because he's the first president to just talk like it's truly a powerful thing like first when you're the powerful man most powerful man in the world you're censored but this is the first uncensored most powerful man in the world he's truly exuding his power on a don't give a level well he gives a little bit of a but not enough of a to change yeah he only gives a if he gets dinged a little bit but he he not he doesn't pull back he just he swats back defensively yeah in a way that a listener would want to

83:47swat back defensively at work yeah but still can't because they have Trump seems so less worried about his job and more like I'm just going to be me and that's or when Chappelle quit the Chappelle show like a lot of people found freedom in that that's why he's so mythical oh for sure yeah yeah yeah that's a good point like a lot of people make $50 million but how many people you know turned down $50 million there's fewer of those yeah you know just one just one yeah and he also didn't do standup in any scheduled performance for years he just would show up places yeah and he still does that like so he just uses that I'mma show up this place yeah and then they put out an email or however he just shows up I told you about when I was in Denver oh yeah yeah he just showed up yeah I go to the Green Room Dave's in there go what are you doing man Hey Joe Rogan yeah he that's his way I guess of

84:46just being free free yeah do it whenever the only thing that he has scheduled is the Radio City thing and that's because I guess it's Radio City you have to schedule it what does he do he's like does a Regular Show there he's going to do he did it a few years ago now he's going to do like maybe a week and a half or two weeks of shows there and he's going to have guests on it like musical guests Comics some days I like it that's amazing he going to have a Comics ball party that's a great idea yeah that's a great idea wow yeah I mean he he does represent what we all consider to be like the highest standard of a real comic artist right you know and when uh you get together with a group of Comedians and you look at like uh who's like doing it the right way right I mean there's other ways to do it that are really like more commercially successful like maybe Louie is more commercially

85:34successful in terms of like constantly chasing it down but DAV is just also has that mythical quality to it as well like you were talking about turning down the 50 million that's that has a big uh factor in how we look at it too that's his biggest TV credit it's turning down turning down and also like walking away from the greatest sketch show the world ever known right that is still to me in my eyes the greatest sketch show of all time yeah had a lot of funny ass on there oh as far as like hit or miss right it's the best ever right like you can't compare like Saturday live has some great sketches but there's a lot of turds in there too mostly turns like just over the accumulation of years yeah it's got a lot of and it's also because of the format I mean they're trying to come up with a new show every week it's brutal it's you know it's also like like when I was talking to Hartman

86:25when he had just come from Satur live and he was on news radio he was talking about how competitive it is there it is backstabby yeah just like infighting and all this and everyone's fighting to get their stuff on the air I was like o I was like I don't and they don't care if it's the best or funny like I could backstab somebody with a good sketch to get my okay sketch on so I get some some time some shine it that's well listen if you look at all the people that have been on saturant live right how many of them you like that guy was on Sant live there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot of sant live used to be holy it's Dan arroy it's Gilda Radner it's John balushi it was people that were giant Chevy Chase people that were giant because they were on Saturday Night Live if you were on Saturday Night Live you made it man right now it's maybe what one out of 10 that you

87:18even know who the they are after they leave yeah there's a lot of like ex Satur Night Live people how about Daryl Hammond Daryl Hammond was on S live for a long time but if you come up to the average person and say who and he's a funny comic like do you remember Daryl from New York yeah I remember Daryl a funny guy man before Satur Night Live but it didn't translate into like big movies or a lot of stuff you know and and that guy was really good right I mean he was in some really good sketches Tim Meadows whatever happened to Tim Meadows he's doing standup and he gets jobs but he's not big like he was when he's on SNL there was a time right I know there was a time when him and phoh were kind of like neck and neck like it's like they they both leave SNL and what happened he was in like a couple of Duds yeah what was that one cool guy movie he was in oh yeah Ladies Man

88:11Ladies Man ladies man that killed it like SNL is like a record deal it's like when you get out you drop your first album yeah if it doesn't hit it's a rap rap Show Business be stone coal yeah look at him man ladies man he was funny in this movie too and that was his character on SNL right which means it's not even his movie like Lauren gets the he gets all the the movies like you create a character on SNL it's like oh that's my movie like you can't just do it on your own and then you get cut loose and it's like well good luck I mean how many of them are there how many how many like really successful comedian have come from SNL versus how many have been on right probably crazy numbers right yeah here's the list of a lot almost everyone that's ever been on it I think wow it's a lot of people oh it even keeps going oh well there's probably hundreds of people been on

89:11forever there's guys like Chris Katan he's doing standup now yeah I forgot Al Franken was on it oh yeah he's a he's a senator now yeah and he want people want him to run for president Jo piso Joe Piscopo that's right he was the Jersey guy I'm from Jersey are you from Jersey I'm from Jersey where's Rachel Dr she was talented was killing it Garrett Morris yeah yeah there's a lot of them man you forget Janine Garo was on SNL oh I didn't know that I totally forgot that that's right Gilbert Godfrey Dennis Miller oh Gilbert Godfrey Molly Shannon whatever happened to Molly Shan she was huge on there she was huge off of there remember she had a bunch of movies what happened to her I think one of the movies bombed she had like two and they bombed it's all it takes they're done with you death I didn't know Sarah silver was on SNL yeah she was for a little bit I don't know

90:03anything I really bar barely barely pay attention but yeah that's uh I mean if you look at like alltime sketch shows I mean SNL had to do a live one every week they had to do all new material every week do it in front of studio audience do it live on television lot of impediments but as far as overall quality best one ever Chappelle Show Chappelle you know what number two might be In Living Color yeah people forgot about In Living Color yeah that was hilarious and also swinging shock shocking yeah handyman they had a handicap superhero what you couldn't do that today ever do Fire Marshall Bill get the out of here you can't do that oh man that's that's that's just timeing when I think about that time it's just timing it's like all right keen's goingon to do a sketch show he's at The Comedy Store his brother's there Jim carre's there yeah David alen GRE is around free killers and

91:05you're just Killers like just waiting for a shot they all together David what's his name uh what's got skinny guy Tommy Davidson Tommy Davidson like this all this Talent just just needing a shot and a Fly Girl Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez wow and the other Porter Rican leader of the Fly Girls I forgot her name right now Rosie Perez Rosie Perez like look how much came out of that show czy even afterward Jamie Fox came on just yeah careers that are still going man and then there was Matt TV where you'd watch Matt TV would be on like season 10 You' be like that show's still in here what the but Matt TV had a bunch of great sketches too people just forgot yeah they had really good Innovative sketches too and that was like when people were comparing uh Inside Amy Schumer like a lot of the shows they were saying a lot of the episodes they were saying were ripped

92:03off they thought were ripped off from Matt TV but part of that is cuz you run out of premises like didn't Simpsons like uh South Park always used to joke around about like Simpsons like they had episodes called Simpsons already did it yeah yeah yeah cuz the Simpsons did everything yeah you're stealing from yourself because you got new writers yeah there's like since been on what 20 years maybe longer least South Park's been on 20 years now so somebody who's been writing I think the Simpsons were around in the 80s yeah they might have been it's close to 30 years for sure yeah so somebody who's just been writing on The Simpsons five years just five years which is a long time can come up with a premise that was did in year 10 of The Simpsons and not know and everybody there they might have forgot and just it let's do it yeah it doesn't matter as long as you can do it

92:52yeah right it's like yeah yeah no one's I mean there's got to be someone but no one can probably recall every episode of The Simpsons that's I'm probably wrong there's probably some real super fans out there that can do it I'm sure you do there you go Jamie's like I've got GS in my blood but I know people that can I know no for sure yeah it seems like you get to a certain number of episodes of things for sure they've covered virtually at least close to every subject mhm H but maybe not you know but the thing about cartoons though is that you could just do anything this it's so much more beautiful in terms of like what you can get away with kill people they come back to life next week you don't have to explain it right you know like South Park can do anything they could do any and their animation is so crude and simple they can whack together a show in a matter of minutes yeah they can if

93:47something happened today they can put a show up tomorrow they literally could yeah I mean I'm sure they're such a well-oiled machine now too and then those guys work ethic is just insane yeah yeah the Trey Parker guys off the charts yeah they got rock work ethic yeah like they're in with their brain yeah with their brain yeah I wonder what that's about like what keeps a person going that hard for so long I know like cuz it can't be the money I wonder I mean it's got to be the creativity it's just got to be like the just seeing the finished product but they're also like very socially responsible you know like they'll they'll on people when things go bad in the news and they'll they'll come after people you know I like that about them I do too yeah man well that Carlos Mania Kanye West fish sticks episode like Jesus Christ that was when he was on Comedy Central there was like whoa

94:45they went hard and uh Team America World Police they do that on the side like what yeah and the Book of Mormon yeah yeah just just super creative guys hey man makes you feel lazy yeah there's a lot of people out there apparently make me feel lazy sh your your schedule yeah you keep going like how the is he doing this coffee coffee you got to have coffee some deep-seated desire to figure things out I don't know I wonder I like to do a lot of that's not work related too leaning more towards doing more of that lately yeah I think that after a certain certain point in time I can't keep doing three things can't keep working for the UFC doing a podcast and doing standup I'm G to have to chop it down to two or one someday it'll be just stand up occasionally stand occasional stand up occasional stand yeah I mean you get to a certain point do I mean do you want to

95:44just um I don't know I guess stand up I don't really have a burnout feeling because I always create new stuff every couple of years and it's always about put putting it together but I mean how many more years you going to want to do that yeah like so what's like what's your ultimate like later on future goal let say even five years from now like what what do you think will make you happy doing that's the part of the problem I don't have any goals I have zero goals this is my goal do the best standup I can do try to do the best podcast I can do do the best uh job when I'm doing commentary just do the best I could do while I'm doing it enjoy it that's simple enough yeah that's it I don't really have like uh you know I want to make x amount of money or do this amount of I don't I just uh don't want it to suck right my my whole motivation is don't put anything that

96:32sucks put out things that people enjoy figure out a way to make it enjoyable do put all your effort into it do it because I know that if I don't do that I will feel like right I know if I like have a show that's not so good and we've all had those or a podcast is not so good I've definitely had those it just don't it does not feel good right they don't always come out perfect there's no way around that especially like when we're doing these live shows man mhm live shows have so many variables the time of the show how tired the audience is how tired you are how youve been traveling are you sick right you know um there's so many things that can affect like how your performance comes out even if you like consciously try to pump yourself up I've had some bad shows when I when I wasn't feeling good it's hard right when you just don't have the energy or the the feeling in

97:24the bits the same cuz you're you're feeling sick but you know bad shows help you get better shows oh yeah that's what they're for you know they're like all right you didn't do this do this next time you didn't do that work on that you know just also the sick feeling of like I don't like a really good show I don't even like a show that's like that was pretty good oh yeah I don't even like that like if it's like that was pretty good I was like are we talking stand up why isn't it better yeah I'm always like why isn't it better why isn't it like my best show ever my last show might have been my best one ever why isn't this one my new best one ever different audience different place venue I know but I mean that's I think that's my motivation that's what keeps me going like trying to figure out how a way to and then also trying to figure out uh what to do with my material like

98:12should I be writing more stuff here should I just be honing this down like how do I approach should I toss some of this aside and throw some new stuff in there and then bring it back and you know was constantly trying to you know like when you creating something like when you created your CD don't you get that feeling sort of where you're like okay I got to kind of engineer this a little but I also got to kind of like Let It Be itself right right mm like I just I'm I'm like that kind of before I start doing a joke like if I'm doing a joke and I'm like or if I think of a joke like my elimination process of what I should have should do starts before I start doing the joke so if the joke fits into my criteria then I start doing it so then I'm not wasting time I don't feel like I'm wasting time from the beginning like I I think creatively like I try to do the things

99:12that I really like to talk about so then I don't have to worry about later on looking at the whole thing as much and saying I got to lose this and I got to lose that right so I start early so then the things that I'm talking about I'm already feeling them it's just sometimes when you hold on to things a long time and you doing them for a long time you don't feel it anymore then you don't feel it anymore and the audience tells you you're not feeling it anymore based on the reaction you're getting now and from when the reaction you used to get and you could feel that thing getting tired that's why I always say that stand up is some sort of a mass hypnosis it's very similar it's not like no someone's tricking you or telling you what to do are going to get you to quit smoking not in that way but when a guy's on stage like if I'm in the back of the room and I'm watching you and you're

99:59killing one of the things that's really funny is I start thinking the way you're thinking when you you know you crack a joke about something it's like I I'm in your groove I'm letting you do all the thinking for me right like if you watch a really good comic like like if I'm watching you if I'm in the back of the room and I'm watching you I don't have any I just let you do all the thinking cuz I know you know I know you know what you're doing I know you're going to take it down a funny place it's going to be great here we go just let iten but the moment that you don't trust that person anymore moment they up or something goes weird and the spell gets broken you know right and then you're like oh that guy just up that joke this joke sucks now this joke's not good I'm not going to let him think for me anymore oh this this this subject's terrible oh this subject's just gross oh he's just

100:46trying to get noises out of me now you know yeah you you got to earn the audience's trust to let you co-pilot the evening 100% and take over yeah and just relax and listen to you and you could tank it and you bring it back that's possible too as long as you're like real honest about what's happening yeah yeah like when was just when Montreal we did a a show before so we have a you know your warm-up show so we're going to tape the LOL thing and so they give you a warm-up show so I started so you have8 minutes and there's the comics on the show so in the first I don't even know what jokes I'm going to do for the LOL thing cuz everybody's like what is the LOL thing it's like Kevin Hart's new network oh okay and then you're going to do a A8 minute segment on it and it's a network yeah it's a network what you going to put it on I think it's on the internet oh okay

101:42yeah so it's a l so it's a whole like internet Channel and it's all comedy so he's doing scripted he's taping like standup shows with a host and there's people who have half an hours on it so I just went to do like a 8 Minute segment and during the warm-up show some chick was just talking in the beginning of my set and talking to you or just talking talking to a girlfriend oo so then the first joke went well but then I had to stop and say are you going to shut the up o and we should you know what I'm going to have you kicked out and nobody in the club moved and she's said no you're not what yeah she said no you're not no you're not I said all right we'll see we're going to have you kicked out and I said who's running this and this is the eight this is the I only have eight minutes right and I got to get back on track she said no you're not several times wow so she could thought she could

102:44just talk yeah she could still talk and you know what the club did not kick her out you you do your whole set with her sitting there yeah but I got them back on track because they did want her to shut up and she did shut up but the Defiance I've never and then some com Canadian comic later on was like you know what you should write the club because we have this problem in the club every time but if you write a letter to the owner and tell them they never have security here in what club is this it was the comedy Nest oh in Montreal in Montreal yeah I've been in that spot before does the comedy work still there the little tiny spot I think it's still there that place is amazing yeah it's like a place upstairs yeah it's just like a little room a hot box dude it's like 80 people yeah like maybe I did a onean show in there like two years ago did like an hour in there it

103:32was amazing yeah Ma is an interesting place you know it's a funny thing too like during the festival it's like uh it becomes like this uh really intense environment for comedians a lot of pressure people go there to be seen go there to make deals people get development deals and from Montreal it's a weird weird thing you got to go to another country country go into a country that doesn't even speak English I mean in Quebec they would that refuses to speak English yeah well that one section one section but it is kind of like visiting another land it doesn't feel like like if you go to Toronto it might as well be Detroit or something I mean it's a nice city but I mean a little nicer than Detroit I guess sorry Detroit people get mad what Detroit's amazing come on bro but okay let's say Chicago might as well be Chicago might as well be I mean it's just another big city it doesn't feel

104:23like you're in another world right if you go to Montreal you feel like you might as well be in Europe yeah cuz people start instantly talking to you in French yeah and then then they realize you don't know any french and then start talking English without a French accent yeah like how do you know another language how do you know I get you know another language but how do you do it without an accent yeah how do you do it that good how do you sound straight up English speaking English and how do you sound straight up French without the English interruption in your French accent it's crazy how do you yeah how do you good switch yeah I I haven't been to Montreal in a while man was there like uh for a UFC maybe a year ago or so I need to get back up there yeah the women are beautiful there man it's an amazing place it's an amazing Place cold as in the winter yeah I

105:13don't with it in the winter I used do Winters up there yeah I could headline I've done shows up there in the winter but it's like in and out like they do shows at black shows at this club called club soda yeah I know club soda I used to work there yeah it was dope yeah that was a nice that was a nice room yeah was a nice spot yeah that's whenever I used to do the festival I used to do club soda I did with Ari oh yeah club soda is great man I did um I did uh the comedy from the danger zone with d myera there from showtime and from club soda too way back in the day yeah way back in the day D arrera and I met in Montreal Montreal is a a great Festival man it's like we call it like aedy summer camp you know for Comics like talk about just all the comics pretty much in the same hotel or spread out throughout a few hotels and you're just hanging out yeah laughing having fun in the lobby

106:11everybody goes off to their shows some people come to your shows yeah you just you're just having fun man you're working how many days does it go uh it starts like two weeks right it's like yeah it's almost like two weeks cuz they start like the ethnic show and some other shows a week ahead course but then last week was like the last week was like the last like the full full on like regular week the last week is yeah yeah it's um there's not another one they tried to do a couple other ones they used to have an aspen one which is really good yeah that shut down yeah you know why cuz those Executives they would just go skiing all day they didn't really want to watch the shows they go to the shows be tired as cuz there's no air and they've been skiing all day yeah you know you ever been Aspen other than that yeah and I caught the flu up there the worst flu I

106:58ever had at the festival yeah cuz it was going around oh and I was sick and I had to tape a TV show and I mustered up enough energy to do the taping and then I just slept in bed for like 2 days wow and then I had to check out the at the out of my hotel at 11:00 but my flight wasn't until like 7 oh so I'm like I'm like the worst flu ever that I've ever had and you had to fly with it I had to fly with it and when I checked out this how bad I was when I checked out at 11: the guy looked at me and I told him that my flight was at 7 he like I'm going to give you a room so you could sleep in oh wow until your flight that saved my life wow I just laid down for like maybe 3 hours did it help it helped it helped me enough to have enough energy to just and then you at the airport and I think the flight got delayed so now I'm like in the airport worst flu ever for like two hours when

107:54your immune system is compromised like that too it's amazing how little energy you have yeah like when people don't that's like a cliche that health is the most important thing MH you're like up money is the most important thing out of here with your health I'll be coughing counting my cash feeling great not true like health is everything if you just feel a little shitty just a little shitty it it markedly changes the way you look at life if you cut your thumb right that changes your whole day it could right especially if it gets infected yeah that Chang your whole if you st your toe and that hurts it change like any little thing could change your whole day like healthwise stop in your toe don't be a bro n but you know like like you know like like some type of hurt or you cut or just something you know any injury like a headache yeah changes everything yep yeah and um surgery yeah

108:49and my buddy's wife got rotator cuff surgery just up for weeks apparently just can't put your shirt on Agony I was like oh no that doesn't sound good yeah anytime something goes wrong but I think like overall health and wellness is so important yeah for sure it's so important it's like there's so many people out there that just don't take care of their meat wagon you got to you got to take care of your meat vehicle you have to you just and what's really crazy to me like people that I know that don't take care of their body and they talk about being depressed it's like what did you think you think you just pour down your hole and you would feel good right like just no sleeping tons of cigarettes tons of booze and you thought you'd feel good right you shock I don't know why I feel sick you don't I just been feeling like lately doing the same thing over and over again taking drugs wow it's

109:47hilarious did you see uh what the health I watched uh a doctor's respon to what the hell I watched this cuz I i' heard it was like some crazy vegan propaganda it's not based on science at all like they they're trying to say that uh fat causes diabetes and fat gets clogged up and doctors that have looked at it there's been a ton of debunkers online that have looked at it they say this is pseudo science this is not real like definitely a vegan diet can be healthy definitely taking a lot of vegetables can be really good for you and definitely uh it's good to have nutrient rich foods right whether it's fresh vegetables or what whatever you want to eat and you could absolutely if you if you're careful and you're smart about your saturated fats and unsaturated fats and um you know especially essential fatty acids and things like that you could live a very healthy life as a

110:38vegan just do it right but these guys lie they went a little overboard they didn't just you don't just what it is is a vegan sign up for veganism by scaring the out of them with lies and you're saying things like uh saturated fats and all these these things clog up in your arteries and that causes diabetes MH that's not true like in that in this what the health what it's the same guys that made cpy that came in here exactly yeah and they were wrong about that too when they came in here they were talking about how many acres it takes for a cow to graze and all the the negative aspects there's absolutely negative aspects MH when it comes to animal Agriculture and I think it's super important to be honest about those negative aspects even when criticizing it you can't exaggerate it to make your case look better because the actual facts are disturbing enough right like

111:34especially factory farming when it comes to like cows and and and and pigs it's disturbing to see them all stacked up in there like that it's disturbing to see those rivers of where where people uh run these uh pig farms and the the comes I mean they filmed it with a drone one of these giant commercial places it's disturbing and that is straight up fact there's a ton of actual facts that are disturbing and as soon as you you have these doctors that are just artists that are saying all these things that aren't supported by science and when this one doctor goes over all the different things and what the health that are incorrect you kind of understand what it is they mean well I'm sure they mean well they're trying to get people to quit eating processed meat which is a very good idea processed food is terrible for you whether it's uh food with a lot of preservatives

112:26Meats with a lot of preservatives all that stuff is definitely 100% not good for you but that doesn't mean that grass-fed beef is bad for you cuz it's not right it doesn't mean that you can't have a healthy diet with uh salmon and fish uh you know like different kinds of ocean fish um scallops and use that as your primary protein source and then vegetables and have like a super healthy diet because you will you will have a super healthy diet and you know there's a lot of arguments to avoid Dairy I think a lot of it depends on the individual a lot of good arguments right a lot of really good arguments really good arguments in terms of your immune system inflammation there's a lot of really good arguments to avoid processed sugar there's a lot of really good arguments but I think it's like what we were talking about earlier when you were talking about if you found those those

113:12uh scr Scrolls in kumran you would kind of like well this is what it's saying saying I get all the you know you figure out a way to lean it towards you well these people are clearly on team vegan which is great and it's fine the way to be on team vegan and do it right is be healthy be nice and be honest be honest be honest cuz it's good enough yeah and you're going to get plenty of those there's a lot of those out there no no I don't want to discredit them and there's a lot of uh there's a lot of crazy vegans too that are just going to get mad at you and they just decided now that they're vegan to just attack everyone who's not vegan I've seen those too but that's just humans right that's just human yeah human so I mean I know um um a ton of people that are very happy being vegan and you're one of them right you know and I with you all the time about it but you're a healthy dude

113:59you've always been healthy you know but you do it right yeah I mean I've done it wrong like I've been an unhealthy vegan like right now I got to stop with sodium what's wrong with sodium like just high blood blood pressure wise that doesn't really happen that's not real no see that's another misconception the misconception about sodium is that sodium is somehow or another the cause of high blood pressure that was all put together by some ass doctor one doctor pull pull up the myth of sodium this is crazy this story because so many people believe what causes high blood pressure a lot of it's genetic genetic yeah genetic it could be you know God damn it Dad sedentary lifestyle there's a lot of factors say sedentary lifestyle yeah you don't really work out um shaking up the salt myth here you go Chris Crusher who's actually been on the podcast before uh in all ages salt has been

114:51invested has uh with a significance for exceeding that inherent in its natural properties I don't okay that's little little wordy there um single most harmful okay here we go uh it's been referred to as the single most harmful substance in the food supply but assault really dangerous new new news Shing up the salt myth actually this is not what I'm looking for what I want you to do is just pull up um the uh conspiracy about uh how one doctor wrote some paper about sodium you got that this is from scientific America okay time to end the war on salt from scientific America the zealous uh drive by politicians to limit our salt intake has little basis in science it's all make that larger please my shitty there just so many art like how do we but this how do we know what's real and what's not yeah but this is like it it started with there's like a very clear uh beginning

115:46for this there was there was a study that someone passed and you know there's also been a ton of bull there it is 1904 French doctors reported that six of their subjects who had high blood pressure a known risk factor for heart disease were salt fiends worries escalated in the 1970s when Brook Haven National Laboratories Lewis Lewis dah claimed that he had unequivocal unequivocal evidence that salt causes hypertension he induced high blood pressure in rats by feeding them the human equivalent of 500 G of sodium today which is an insane amount today the average American consumes 3.4 G of sodium or 8.4 G of salt a day I'll scroll up a little there do also discovered that the population tends to continue to be cited as strong evidence of a link between salt intake and high blood pressure people living in countries with high salt consumption such as Japan also tend to have high

116:41blood pressure and more strokes but as a paper pointed out several years later an American Journal of hypertension scientists had little luck finding such associations when they compared sodium intakes with in populations which suggested that genetics or other cultural factors might be the culprit anyway this 1977 study uh affected the US Senate select committee on nutrition and human needs and they released a report recommending that Americans cut their salt intake by 50 to 85% based largely on doll's work so this one dick ruined it for everybody that wants to put salt in your fries like you you can get off that but this is salt is a mineral and it's a natural part of like being a human being it's an essential mineral essential mineral it's like when you have endurance athletes and they go on these crazy runs and they do like 100 miles they take salt right it's one of

117:38the things yeah they put salt in their body and it's in Gatorade it is in Gatorade a little bit you know what the best version of it apparently healthwise is that Himalayan salt because Himalayan salt has a bunch of like natural base minerals in it yeah they recommend you take like a little bit of Similan Sal just just drop a little bit in your um water in the morning put some lemon in there right so so I I use that a little bit but I I think with vegan food like probably based on my genetics like because they try to make it taste a certain way they might put a lot of salt in there oh okay see saying so I think so but I could feel something like towards December like in my body whenever I ate so now that I've cut back and I like I'll cook more mhm and I'll just eat places that have less salt cuz it's salt and but then some people overs salt it also could be sugar

118:33you can be getting sugar sugar too I mean um what you should do honestly is and I could send you to a guy um you should get some blood work done all right I did some did what they say how look it was it was it was the guy said salt he said he took too much salt but the guy's a idiot Jesus Christ he went to an idiot doctor why did he say you have too much salt you find sodium in your blood like what is he saying like blood blood pressure was getting hot what a this like it's they they've proven there's not a connection and this idiot is telling you to cut back the salt how the are you supposed to trust doctors when they're going by some that they went to school with 19 TR that's my point you can't trust anybody everybody's if a if a doctor is your age that was in college in the 80s right so what the that's a long goddamn time ago so then he was taught the that you know 10 years after

119:25the 70s people were idiots they were monkeys they had bell bottoms on the people were barely out of the caves listen if in the 1970s yeah if you committed to be a doctor right and you learned everything that you learned you your your whole identity is being based on what you know right so if some new new comes up or if you find out that something that you were taught that's embedded than you is not true yeah then you're going to fight that new truth and stick to the to the old way because that with your identity right and who you are and how who people perceive you to be there's also like peripheral knowledge that people have and I'm guilty of this too everybody is I guess but I'm guilty of it especially like you get a little peripheral knowledge of something and you think you know you understand what it is right like I was talking to a scientist an actual scientist and I was

120:17talking about eggs you know we're talking about oh that's got to be fun growing your own chickens and he goes well what about the cholesterol doesn't that uh you know lead to high blood pressure you taking in all that cholesterol I'm like Jesus Christ you're a scientist don't you understand like that dietary cholesterol doesn't even it barely even moves the needle on blood lipids like there's a lot of sedentary lifestyle uh genetics there's all sorts of factors but like chickens like an eggs from chicken they're not bad for you at all in fact it's one of the most healthiest foods you can eat if you're saying that chicken eggs are bad for you you're essentially saying that food is bad for you oh you don't want to see what because they they they all over eggs they're idiots they all over eg a healthy grass-fed chicken or a Freer range chicken that's wandering

121:01around look Google egg might be the perfect food there's an article about eggs might be the perfect food because eggs have a ton of nutrients in them and they're also essentially pretty ethical like ethically free of any reservations it chickens just lay eggs right you don't have to hurt them are eggs really Nature's perfect food uh rotten eggs how a perfect food can go bad what is this is this this the same article I don't think it is there's there's an article it doesn't matter there's an article that I read on how an egg is the perfect food if you can find that it explains like all the nutritional properties of an egg there's just so much from so many different sides all I learned to do is just trust myself so the doctor telling me this thing about salt right idiot was was kind of like all right I could feel something wrong right I could feel something wrong so that I honestly felt

121:57so when he said too much salt and then I know eaten out a lot let me stop you when you said you could feel something wrong like what are you talking about like what are you what are you experiencing uh it's just a feeling like like in my veins or in my I could just feel like I pay attention to my body a lot you know alone are you naked what are you doing no you're just after after after I ate okay I could feel something it wasn't and it and it was just just like this is not I'm not supposed to feel this way and this was just from eating food mostly when I mostly after I ate I could feel it just carve up a fat steak rib eye with that I don't want a steak I want some I want some elk I want some elk homie would you eat it though yeah I told you I would because because we cook for you because it's free range that's truly free range that's the free range is against the new place when we

122:54have the new place set up I'm going to have one of these um uh Yoda grills like one of those pellet grills it'll be there I'm going to be able to grill on a spot we will document document Ian Edward's first meat consumption in how many years will it be over 10 for sure wow yeah over 10 for sure over 10 dude you might go crazy you might become a hunter Ian's going to be like shooting off the roof of his house it's hilarious yeah it's um free range people this might be the egg thing is that it whole eggs are most that is it whole eggs are amongst the most among the most nutritious Foods on Earth and so like make that a little larger there so you can see one egg contains vitamin B12 9% of the RDA vitamin B2 riboflavin 15% of the RDA uh vitamin A 6% vitamin B5 7% uh selenium which is an important mineral 22% of the RDA eggs also contain small amounts of almost every vitamin

123:50and mineral require ired by the human body including calcium iron pottassium zinc uh Magan I don't know what that is manganes uh vitamin E folate and many more a large egg contains 77 calories with 6 gram of quality protein 5 grams of fat and Trace Amounts of carbohydrates it's very important to realize that almost all the nutrients are contained in the yolk while the white contains only protein it's a fantastic food source and here's the thing about eggs man it doesn't hurt the chicken you're not hurting anything you're not harming anything if you have free range chickens you just and I know a lot of people can't but you know what if people buy actual freerange chickens or buy uh freee range chicken eggs you're buying uh eggs from an animal that's just going to lay eggs every day or every other day it's not it's they don't get hurt and if you could figure out a way like the the

124:43ideal thing would be like communities having like co-ops where you could grow your own vegetables and you guys have like a chicken ceop that everybody kind of helps take care of and these uh chickens roam around and eat bugs and worms and all the stuff they're supposed to do right and then you eat those chicken eggs and it's like you get animal protein but you don't have to hurt anything nothing has to die and if you're getting a free range a truly free range chicken egg it's super healthy and to say anything otherwise I have to stop and now I I can't watch your show I can't watch your movie I can't listen to you talk cuz you're not being honest like no one's saying vegetables aren't they're or healthy rather vegetables are super healthy beets are fantastic for you kale is amazing for you carrots uh onions all these different things that come out of the ground yams sweet

125:33potatoes all that stuff's fantastic for you nutrients it's all important that's where what that's real food but so's eggs right nothing wrong with eating eggs like my issue was I was just being a bad vegan cuz you can be vegan and still eat a lot of crap yeah so and then like years of just eating crap is definitely going to affect you no matter like like when somebody says they're vegan like what are you eating cuz you could eat bad too oh yeah so I just needed to cut back on the bad you know what I mean yeah like stuff with sugar like you know you know the vegan ice creams and just a bunch of and so now I I feel better it's like like the feeling that you were asking me about before it's almost like when you have a headache but your headache is in your body and and most of the time I could correlate it with when I was eating and what I was eating so then now

126:23I just like all right you you've been eating some crap like I think sodium is good salt is good for you but if you probably take too much it is bad okay but you when you let me stop you again because when you're telling me you're getting blood work done you're getting your blood work done to check to see if you have high blood pressure you're not getting your blood work done where you're checking nutritional levels I think they were checking for everything but did they tell you you need more Vitamin B or vitamin D or B12 or anything like that they niin they never said I got to call them I got to call them okay a real a doctor that's going to do a real nutritional profile of you is going to concentrate on your nutrient intake he's going to look at like tell you to eat normal and then come in and do some blood work and then maybe they do it again in like six weeks or

127:06something like that and they're going to check a bunch of different things going to check your your hormone levels uh active uh uh usable testosterone bunch of different things but what's really important is checking your vitamin levels making sure that you really like there's this people have this weird idea that you get everything you need from your diet you might you might get everything you need from your diet depending on your diet depends on your diet and also it depends on whether or not you've checked most people haven't checked you don't go to a doctor and check go get yourself checked out find out like your nutrient levels find out what maybe you need some vitamin D maybe you need some B12 or B6 maybe they can find that your body's low on niin or maybe they think that you know consuming more essential fatty acids would be very good for you but you can go to a really

127:55good doctor right a legit doctor that goes over that stuff and is on The Cutting Edge of today's modern science and they can greatly um enhance your ability to understand what impact your diet is having on your body because if you think you're eating healthy and then they do like a triglyceride count on you and they do your your blood sugar count like Sam Harris friend of mine uh just started he tried to be vegan for a little while right and his he do got his blood work done like on a regular basis cuz he's smart guy and wants to check his body out and he was like d it's not good like there's too too much sugar the the glucose levels there's a bunch of different factors I forget like what particular it was but he had a switch to eating uh wild fish right so Wildfish and then mostly vegan other than that cut out the dairy cut out the factory farming all figured it out yeah I mean I

128:44just think that there's a lot of bad in modern diets there's a lot of bad in food cons assumption we don't need to make stuff up we need to find out who's telling the truth and a doctor telling you that you need to cut your salt back and that's what's giving you high blood pressure that guy's an he's an whether he realizes he's an or not he's not paying attention to the latest he's some dude that's probably just like going to work and he's he's just he's just a doctor like trust me I don't trust doctors per se you know what I'm saying yeah cuz a lot of them you know you know they're like everything else yeah they like everything else it's like trusting a comedian to be funny we all know someone some of them that just it's never going to happen exactly and they call themselves ComEd or even if they are funny they're being hacky and the audience doesn't know they got that

129:32from somewhere else that's true too yeah there's a lot of hacky doctors out there just bad doctors man there's a lot of really good ones too though good ones too yeah it's really good ones yeah you just have to find them how old's your doctor uh he must have been like maybe around 50 him I hope he's a treadmill right now and he hears this he just starts Googling hypertension I don't know if he looked like treadmill he doesn't Google no I don't think he uh look like just drinks treadmills no what is this if you have high blood pressure Salt still matters new research examines the sodium hypertension mystery um what is it saying uh it says it comes from so if you have high blood pressure Salt matters receptor the at1r okay what does it say ATR mles in your cells and kidneys can continuously where is this coming from first of all Cleveland Clinic and is this an actual study first of all I

130:27don't like that doctor's face recently discovered a possible explanation team study the hormone Angiotensin Angiotensin helps regulate your blood pressure when it binds to receptor called at1r and turns it on the at1r molecules in your in the cells of your kidneys continuously regulate the levels of sodium and the blood this relationship can overactive in some people which leads to high blood pressure There's Hope in the forms of a drug called at1r blockers uh true to their name these drugs block angio Angiotensin from binding with at1r thereby keeping blood pressure lower to make these drugs even more effective researchers want to understand the molecular structure of at1r okay yeah just says it's still important it's not a it's not the number one thing so it's not giving it to you but if you have it it may be a factor correct so if you I wonder what their

131:26levels are they're talking about though so like when you're talking about the levels they did that test when they were given it to rats and you're giving them 500 grams rat yeah you you definitely die from eating that much salt I think that we just need more transparency and honesty it comes to what people actually know versus which they're what they're claiming to know right you know and when you're talking to a doctor that's giving you advice like I've I've talked to a t I've talked to a ton T of doctors that say like you can get everything you want from the average American diet there's no need to take vitamins you pee them out that's straight up I take I take B I take K take B12 if you take B12 you know you're probably not really vegan it I'm trying to be I'm trying to be healthy I get it so I don't care where it comes from just as long as a good sauce and I feel good baby

132:16eyelids hey man babies should have defended themselves better those babies are here for a purpose what do you like what do do you have like a main staple like that you like say if you're at home and you're cooking is there like a main thing you eat a lot of like wild rice wild rice or kimoa pasta kimoa is great and uh kimoa kimoa is one of those rare plants that has like a full amino acid profile right yeah it's like Kon hemp and a few other ones yeah there's there's a few of those uh like protein Rich plants like like some plants that have good amount of protein in them I put hemp seeds in my great in my in my smoothies that's good and CH seeds CH seeds are great too yeah that also cleans your pipes out if you know what I'm saying who put kale in them you know so I you know do you use coconut oil at all yeah cook with it or use it for other it's good to add like if

133:11you make smoothies and like that it's good to add cuz the fat put some in there helps the absorption of the vitamins all right I had to learn that one the hard way not that mean just just adding MCT oil to uh um shakes makes it uh just makes it more nutritious but you got to be careful because you will yourself you have to be careful you can't you can't go too hard with the MCT oil oh right you can get like a few tablespoons in a big glass of uh but anything more than that it's just something about it your body's like just release the H it's just it's like lubing your your your intestines a little bit it's but I think it feels like more than that it almost feel it's not just like Lube it's almost like your body's like what are you eating like uh too much I I'm not confident with this let go go let's go let's go everybody out woo yeah there's nothing like diarrhea

134:02to change your mind on things like if you had all the money in the world but constant diarrhea diarrhea forever you could live like P Diddy like two bottles of champagne one in each hand on a yacht but at any moment you could yourself would you that's not living it's not living it's not living it's not nobody can accept that right yeah if you're on that yacht you pay some friends and it's hilarious and you're like listen I'm rich we can hang out but occasionally I might myself and no snickering yeah you can't laugh at me man you see it running down his Miami Vice shoes he's got those shoes no socks on those white loafers dudes wearing you see dribbling down you just oh you have to wear those diapers yeah you'd have to wear the diaper but then everybody smells it diaper doesn't keep the smell keep a baby around me oh it's good or a dog old dog that sh himself I'm like

135:02what come on baby listen I got to go change this baby yeah if you have like constant diarrhea that feeling the only thing that makes diarrhea okay is that you know it's eventually going to go away right cuz if you just had to live forever knowing at any moment you could just yourself there's a lot of people that that's the reality right people with like Crohn's disease and like that they're like constantly themselves that's where like butt wipes are very important it's hilarious you can't be using like some cheap ass Costco toilet paper what's the thing where you just fall asleep automatically narpy that's like noopsy of the ass yeah your doesn't can't control anymore yeah what if you had both just felt every just fall down all the time whenever you had to fall asle fall asleep just yourself what would happen you would have these ideas in your man I just think I

135:54probably should get to the fall asleep wake up covered in what the it's like your body's trying to protect you from the fact that it knows you're going to yourself and it knows you can't handle it it's like some drunks become blackout drunks like they get drunk so hard so often their body's like look we can't handle this and still be conscious if you're going to continue to do this we're just going to start black out that's hilarious so when you wake up everybody's gone and you could could just get up and crawl home yeah just covered in without being embarrassed every you like you're in the middle of your kitchen I don't know if I'm going to make it to the back like I fall down Greg invited us over to for dinner but uh he shits himself a lot do you want to go to Greg's house to eat Greg shows up you can hear him his diaper crinkling as he sits down if you're an oalp like what to stop

136:51stop you from banging your head off the ground and dying that's a problem that's the scary part right you ever seen someone faint uh yeah yeah I've know I've known people that like have epileptic seizures you don't know when those are going to happen o and then you have to like stop them from hurting them themselves I've seen that on a plane some lady behind us just locked up like she was just locked up like her body just was like it was n working yeah and she was trying to fight it off and then they tried to like uh calm her down and and and and I think they tried to get her to stop from swallowing her tongue I don't know how they did that have to do that move there was a bunch of people that surround she was like a couple rows behind me a bunch of people jumped on the situation stoping from biting their tongue or swallowing it yeah yeah and then uh but it was like she locked

137:43up like like you could see like when you turned around people started like there was a commotion and you turned around it was like almost like she was like wrestling with something mhm which is like probably what they used to think right back in the day when someone they thought you were possessed by the devil yeah yeah right like if you believed in the devil you saw someone have a seizure right like Satan has upon her yeah I wonder if they even bothered fixing people back then they might have just killed them killed them or throw them in a dungeon right if you have you're having a lock up seizure mhm and during the Inquisition yeah he'd be sure there's a devil be yeah the devil's taking over you dude that's the line that people don't like to cross the believing in the devil line right right what do you mean believing in it talking about it talking

138:28you talk about God all day right as soon as you talk about the devil you're like oh boy yeah like he crossed the line people are afraid of that yeah yeah but people talk about God people talk about God but you usually can't have one without the other the devil is in the Bible so yeah but it shows this the slow cultural Evolution that we were talking about we've realized how ridiculous it is to think that some dude in a fiery pit with a pitchfork unless you're one of the people that listens to this still believes in that that's fine I'm not telling you right you might be right but for most people that's pretty ridiculous right the devil the yeah he's going to torch you in the fires of Hell forever but there's a lot of Rel people that believe that yeah but it's a package deal see that's what I'm saying it's it's a weird thing that we we allow people to not follow the package like

139:20know you don't have to buy wax you could just get the the uh Armor All in the tires and you you don't have to get the the wax part but this is where the Devil comes in the Devil comes in to help scare people into Christianity so if you're a preacher or a Jail's witness or somebody like if I'm going to scare you into being it's like Scared Straight if I'm G to scare you into being good I got to take you to prison so you can see what prison is like right if I'm going to part of being a Christian is not just being good it's like you don't want to go to hell right so I got to give you these stories of people in hell and paint this picture so that you make this choice that I want you to make so the Devil is a very important thing in making people Christians used to be but now things are getting more and more slippery because it's more and more ridiculous cuz more and more people are

140:20making fun of Christianity so now it's like you don't bring up the devil right so like if the president could go on on television and say God Bless America we are a nation governed by God and everybody goes yeah but if he says we have located the Devil he's in Afghanistan we're sending troops to that area people are like what mhm what the are you talking about man you can't say the devil's a real thing I know I know it's like uh the problem is the devil if Trump got on TV and started saying when I said grab them by the that was not me that was the devil speaking through me and now I understand and everybody would clap the devil is in our heart and in our soul and we need to stop him from ruining life on Earth before Jesus returns and offers us Eternal salvation right you could you could almost imagine someone saying like that but not someone saying something like

141:11that but not quite they would like I always think like you ever seen those court cases where somebody said they heard voices yes and then they killed somebody right right schizophrenia schizophrenia so that person's on trial that person's on trial and then everybody's looking at that person like they're crazy right right right but before that the people who testify against that guy testify they have to put their hand on the Bible and swear to a god that they can't see to give testimony that this person is crazy what is the difference yeah he said he heard voices you're swearing to something you can't see so help me God so help me God so yeah what what's the difference yeah you're you're you're swearing to an imaginary makeb beli person right that may or may not have created the entire universe in six days yeah it might not this guy crazy but this guy's crazy yeah

142:07this guy's hearing voices tell him to kill some how far off from this guy are you yeah who who have you talked to God I have a personal relationship with God I talk to God every night that was the thing about bush used to drive me crazy crazy when you to say talk to God like listen you might be talking to Adam unless God's talking back you're not really having a conversation cuz people could be telling me I talk to Joe Rogan every night cuz you just you listen to the podcast you go shut the up godamn you g to tell that story again you're not really talking to me man okay you're talking at me I'm not there the last thing George did was talk to God every night I talk the last thing he did every evening I talk to God he gives me my plans no I talk to Ian Edwards every evening I listen to his podcast about soccer excuse me I mean football and I start screaming at him it's hilarious

142:57yeah you don't you don't hear Too Many people saying they actually heard from God cuz that's where it gets slippery like you could talk to God all day long you sound crazy yeah you'll sound like a nut yeah well I got a bit that I've been doing lately about like how no one likes new Miracles yeah yeah you know that bit only I don't I don't even know if I heard that bit but you're right it's like we like old we only believe the ones that happen in the Bible if somebody says this miracle happened to them they're crazy but don't you believe in god well we get to like Joseph Smith Joseph Smith's the that's the the bounds of incredulity cuz that's the 1800s I think it was 1820 was it 1820 found golden yeah he found golden tablets that contained the work of the last work of Jesus and only he could read them because he had a magic sear stone that he would look through the Angels came

143:44and took it away like all of it was like crazy Miracle stuff but it's like all just long enough enough just long enough ago people go well maybe it was still going on back then right yeah 1820 maybe but not in 2017 no you can't come you can't come with that no unless you got some super proof but now people not going to believe that's super proof anymore because of all this 3D rendering software and Adobe Photoshop and have you seen that thing we were talking about it yesterday they're able to uh you could talk for 20 minutes and they'll take your voice and essentially over 20 minutes they find everything you've ever said all the noises that you can make in 20 minutes or 40 minutes 40 minutes actually they could do it in 20 but they prefer 40 so they can make you say words you've never said before like you could say uh Hey Joe and Jamie let's do a podcast and they could say Hey Joe

144:36and Jamie and Mike and Steve and Debbie let's do a podcast and you'd be like what the I never said Mike and Steve and Debbie they can make your voice say those things with with new computer software and they can't so what evidence is evidence now in court that's the point the point is it's getting so close to being impossible to tell if something's fake like right now they can still kind of tell like still a little clunky but it's a few years away from being IND discernible you're not going to be able to tell you can manufacture anything yeah it's crazy it's it's really it's going to be really interesting because they're also going to be able to have people like you won't have to like bring John Wayne back to life to have a John Wayne movie right you could have a fake John Wayne you have hours and hours of John Wayne talking you take that you throw it into

145:23a computer and it can you could write a script like you could write a script where John Wayne is in some new Hightech western movie didn't they just do that in the last uh Star Wars the Rogue one didn't they do some like that yeah they added uh Princess Leia in it she was after she was dead she was they made her younger than she already was same the one of the guys the the Admiral spoiler alert by the way you son of a I haven't even seen that movie oh they had they had since Christmas have you guys been paying attention to all the stirring that William shackner has been doing online William shackner is is at war with social justice warriors on Twitter William shackner is like posting online and getting these people mad at him and they're mad and they're saying that your whole show Star Trek was about social justice and here you are mocking social justice Warriors there was an

146:17article in huff post you know which is like the super Li rag like should William Shaker's like abant Behavior or something like that erase aberant uh eras his Star Trek Legacy like they like liter his bad behavior online find that article because it's so ridiculous but he's essentially um just with people calling them snowflakes and people going nuts but what's how bad is he what what what's he saying nothing that bad bad they just want him to tow the line and they also want him to uh be be like humble and grateful for being on Star Trek but he's like hey folks it was just a TV show lighting the up and they're like it's just a TV show with social justice as his primary values and here you are we expect you to be with that TV show not yeah he's Canadian too by the way oh yeah no now he's wrong yeah that's what I'm saying um but uh I don't know like what they're

147:13arguing about it's hard I can't scroll back far enough to find out argue oh yeah for sure they think he's awful remember when you didn't know that William shackner was so awful like I saw people tweet that like all these weird social justice Warriors women like relax yeah why waste your time don't you got to do people 80y old man leave alone like you think he's all he's got all his marbles there yeah he's 80 yeah isn't he isn't William shackner like close says I'll let you this is what according to this article this is what the fight was about came from some show called Outlander okay Outlander fans the actor calling them snowflakes and social justice warriors uh is intricate and fascinating in a way that only fandom beef involving an internationally famous cultural icon can be but to get the full picture we have to take a trip back in time shackner who acquitted with this

148:07guy hugan hugan H this is the part right here okay uh I believe the two stars of the show Sam hugan hugan and catriana Bal should date in real life huh there's a group of fans people that love the show that think a shippers they call themselves fans of a show who want to see the two characters in a relationship they believe the two stars of the show Sam and catriona should date in real life and a particularly Hardline group of fandom Bolsheviks that believe that they already are dating in secret and shackner who's acquainted with uh one of the guys uh waited Into The Fray labeling those shippers those people as bullies and calling them out on Twitter it was a move that many fans also saw as its own kind of bullying with Shatner trying to kick a group out of fandom for more nuanced uh walk through there's an explanation blah blah blah fast forward okay he got in a goofy war with

149:15trolls yeah here's some of the tweets and stuff just AG yeah oh it's just weird so he's what is it hold back up funny how an actress with an impressive resume is belittled by same feminists who say that an 86-year-old man telling the truth is a misogynist is he 86 I could believe that shner 86 yeah Google it take a guess how old do you think he is I bet that's right say I say he's in his 80s for sure he's got to be when you're that close to death do you really give a enough to argue with people on Twitter about who's dating who that seems weird he's 86 wow think's pretty good for 86 yeah he does but like what is that like why are why are they going back and forth like that seems like such a waste of time you're 86 don't you want to how much time do you have when you're 86 if you're super lucky you got 10 years sometimes old people like to argue gives them strength and energy it's like a

150:19vitamin M yeah yeah just gives him something a fight you know stirs them up a game yeah like a sport yeah that are soku I mean yeah they get tired they just need that Adrenaline Rush need anger fueled fueled by anger yeah anger is energy it's an adrine rush you just don't you don't Dive Into The Fray with dorks though that's where like that whole gamergate went crazy you know like when women were trying to uh there was a bunch of women that were trying to they wanted um there was a bunch of stuff going on with video games but they were concerned with sexism in video games and they were trying to censor video games then the you know there were bullying people that believed one way and bulling people that believed in another way and then it became a a dispute a nerd fight as soon as you get involved in any sort of nerd fight no matter what side you're on it's

151:13going to be some chaos there's a lot of angry people I just don't I can't even waste time doing that do you with video games I used to but I I put that away like 10 years ago what happened when you quit me I quit video games too it taking up a lot of my time all this fun stuff video games me too it was taking up a lot of my time but then but then porn became accessible and then took that took that video game time away damn really yeah yeah how much video games and jerking off are you doing that seems like can't do it both man how could you have got to choose one how could you swap them though I feel like your dick would fall off I just think it's just time wasting yeah time wasting and your hands are involved eyes and hand coordination have you ever with virtual reality have you ever um tried out any of those uh no I porn I mean just like trying those uh those headsets

152:07mhm like uh Oculus Rift or any of that stuff HDC Vive tried those like I don't remember the games I've been to places where they have the samples and you could put it on and then try it out a long time ago no l recently like try to I tried a game at South by Southwest where I was trying to like the helicopter was over there and I had the thing on and I was like flying it and try to move it but I don't know what the name of the game was what did you do at South by Southwest I did a show there and then I went to the to the you know the main Convention Center let me ask you this did they pay you to perform at South by Southwest yeah yeah they did they have to pay now yeah dude they didn't they were not paying no they weren't for the longest time time oh you would just go and it would be like you perform there was a privilege I went there I went there twice I went

152:56there last year well that was I was taping a show for Showtime Showtime paid you Showtime paid and then I went this year and it was just a show at a club and uh they paid for that they flew out flew me out put me up and paid for that I got an offer once and what they offered me is if I came down there and did their thing I would get a free pass that would allow me to go to all the shows it was worth like 1,500 bucks I was like are you out of your mind they but they don't pay for your hotel they didn't pay for your flight they just offered I was like maybe this is just like one faction of this organization that thinks it's a good idea to offer that to people you know who's doing that Bumper Shoot what's bumper shoot it's a music festival like I've done bonaroo they pay you they fly you out and they put you up bumper shoot it's in Seattle it's at the end of August going

153:48into so August 31st going into September 3rd and basically what they're paying me covers my hotel room I have to pay to pretty much fly there and but I go to this music festival that's ridiculous it is ridiculous are you going to do it I'm just doing it for the fun of going to the music festival why would you do that you're going to f you're going to be in uh Seattle this Friday night with me hey all right right that's right you have to go back for that yeah Friday night par around theater two shows no doubt some tickets available for the second show Jo rogan.net tour yeah um Seattle is the though it's a fun place to perform but I'm not going there for free right that's stupid because you know someone's making money they wouldn't ask you to go if it wasn't profit somebody's making money that's just gross that's what they were doing with South by Southwest Duncan did a a

154:42video explaining it when they offered it to him hilarious he did a video uh with uh you know that Hitler video where Hitler's like yelling at a bunch subtitles and dun subtitles were all about like South by Southwest like oh there how to get people to work for free it's just it's a Airlines it's run by a giant corporation like you can't pretend that's like some hippie sort of uh they're making gab billions I mean they must be it's giant right and bumper shoes is making money so what are they doing I don't know they're not they're not giving it to the comics yeah yeah we need to come up with our own Festival I've been thinking about this oh yeah yeah come up with something to do out here that would kill yeah yeah that would definitely like run it through the ice house two shows every night both both rooms little room and the big room do it for like a

155:34week yeah you know that would that would definitely something crazy right yeah and but do it intimate small small venue mhm think about it I wouldn't want to organize that though and I wouldn't want to like say no to someone who sucks you know they're like hey uh so here's the schedule and I'm like why is that guy on yeah that's the problem yeah that's the problem like I was talking to Al magal about that talking about putting together that Comedy Network there's a couple people on his Comedy Network he's like the you know you got to be careful right you know got to be careful putting together a network of people yeah cuz some people are either underwhere or just belligerently don't care they just want to get on yeah and they'll try to force their way they try to force their way in yeah do you uh that that's an issue with podcasts people try to force their way on your

156:26podcast to Corner you ask I get that all the time people that just there's no way I would have them on and that corner me right and want to get on the podcast I'm like this what you think works you just get if I wanted you to be on I'd ask you they have nothing they have nothing to lose yeah you watch your act I want I want you to watch your act with me let's go over it together sit down there with a yellow legal pad and go okay what the is that it's hilarious it's just just the personality conflict is the real problem it's not even like the material as much as like who they are right you know some people you just don't some people are just not that aware they don't make good conversationalists right you don't want to be around them right especially some people like based on their material like you're not a good conversationalist yeah yeah if you're talking about

157:12that yeah it's just I don't know I get it I get it people want to promote themselves they want things to go ahead but like sometimes there like how much should you be promoting yourself how much you should be working on improving yourself and there's there was always those people that were like really good promoters but they didn't have a really good product but they have enough of a good product that the promotion sort of carry their product and the enthusiasm behind it got people into it I call that the hustle Gene I wish I had more of the hustle Gene right you know what I mean but then I wonder how much of my creativity would have to sacrifice for the hustle Jee and there's a conundrum you know it seems like the people who really hustle aren't as good as the most creative people right that's what it feels like yeah that's what it really feels like it does feel like that so

158:00that's the scary thing especially the promotional Jean yeah the promotional Jean's a weird one right you know those dudes that like early on Open Mic nights they were starting their own open mic and putting up flyers and you're like what how are you so confident you know I'm not inviting anybody to open mic get out of here not at all when was the last time you showed up at an open mic and did a set oh uh I went back to I didn't do a set we went to Madison Wisconsin to to do the weekend at Comedy on State and then there's this pizza shop that has a Open Mic so after the show on I think Thursday night we went to the pizza shop and we put our names on the list but then they ended the show before so it was like like I wanted to do it was it too many people that signed up is that what it is is that what you're saying it was like we got there cuz we just did a show we got

158:57there towards the end oh I and you know what the few audience members were leaving that's the thing about open mics like some Comics are new and they're not that good so how much is an audience going to sit through you know they might have sat through five Bad Comics is a lot to sit through and you might have sat through more oh yeah so then they don't know who's coming up next but that's what's weird about the store these days even the open mic night is packed yeah have you noticed mhm it's crazy go to open mic night there's 100 people in the audience yeah man and you're like whoa but they're putting some of the store comics on those shows too yeah smart yeah smart it is smart but there's something about like a real regular open mic night mhm it's just it's like the this is the first Sparks from uh a piece of metal and a rock that when you start a fire you know that's that that thing

159:50where people trying to make fire caveman comedy yeah it's like the first Sparks and you see it and you're like woo makes me nervous yeah it it is kind of nerve-wracking I used to do them a lot when I first moved out here just to get stage time because I I kind of refuse to like audition to get in The Comedy Store at first I was like I've already done TV spots where I got to audition to get in the store until until I really got it and said you know what you need to get into the store into the lab Factory and then I was writing a lot so I was like hey but then when I realized it the night I got into the store was like one of the best nights in Show Business for me oh yeah right it's like validation yeah you're paid regular yeah and I was like I can work out in 15 minute chunks right material I call my manager I said I just got into the store he's like I've

160:40never heard you excited about anything what's the big deal I like you don't you understand I could work out 15 it's the store he didn't get you're in Mecca yeah that's what it is you know when you pull into that parking lot and you get out and you go say hi to everybody you wander through those hallways you see O's killing you go into the main room it's packed someone's crushing you go upstairs to the belly room boom someone's upstairs smashing it's like you just stepped into the comedy Mecca right you know and to be a part of that to be allowed to be a part of that and and it's funny is like there's so many upand cominging young Comics that want to get in there and look up to it yeah now now it's like it's just just bananas it's interesting seeing it again right we were talking about the other day what it used to be like what it's what it's like now this

161:29is the Golden Age yeah I got in there when it used to be like and I was still excited cuz I just knew I'd be able to develop there right yeah so that was that was useful like when I started cuz before I kind of wasn't taking comedy serious and then like I kind of just got tired of it and kind of fell out of love with it well you're doing a lot of writing too yeah when you do so much staff writing you know you're showing up at that job every day and writing it's like sometimes it takes away your motivation motivation for sure it did it did and then then I like for some reason they said it's time to get back get into these clubs the land Factory and the store and started my desire started increasing for standup you got to put out a special son yeah I know when are you going to do one I had to just shoot it myself like you've been telling me yeah so I I hopefully by the end of the

162:24year few months yeah do it definitely need needs to happen people need to see your set and then you need to throw it out and write new too you know it's like you're you're too good yeah I'm sitting I'm sitting on stuff because I haven't used it yeah so but the the only way to write new like I have new but I would have more new if I had a special and got rid of the older well you know what I want to do man after I my next uh Netflix special I want to do like a Rodney Dangerfield type thing where I bring up a bunch of what I think are the best up and coming comics and have like a special like Ronney Dangerfield used to have those specials HBO yeah I want to do something like that right well I'll just host it all right bring people up that's my next move like the ice house or something would be cool yeah exactly yeah doing it at the ice house cuz Rody Dangerfield

163:14used to do at dangerfields New York City yeah you watch yeah man you work that place yeah it's a hole yes yeah it's not what it used to be it's fun though it's a great old place yeah they had great cheeseburgers they had the best cheeseburgers in New York City man when you used to work there you used to be able to get a chees I was excited to to eat a cheeseburger there they had amazing cheeseburgers you did like ground filet minan or something like that back then stuff was simple like when I used to do a spot at the strip like on a Monday night after you pick the number out of the Hat on a Friday and you get one Monday out of the month to perform and then me and the open micers were like let's go to Jackson Hole and eat a burger like at midnight yeah and just like just felt so accomplished you know just just doing this artist thing or this comedy thing and you eating like

164:07you heard about Jackson Hall or just some place and you eating there we used to dream about let's go to Cari Deli cuz all these Comics used to sit there and eat and like that they're just romantic New York comedy like that was like that a store too it's Carney yeah yeah that little uh little in the standard going across the street the standard late at night after shows oh used to go to Ms yeah yeah when their food better sketchy though yeah their food is sketch I don't know if I could say standard is fantastic standard has amazing food and it's open super late you can get like real good food at like midnight all right Ian let's wrap this up S will'll be there Sacramento on Thursday night Ian will be me will be with me Thursday and Friday Sacramento on Thursday for two shows and then Friday we're going to do Seattle for two shows then uh Saturday night I'm doing um San Diego with Geron

165:04Horton what are you doing Saturday night you got man after we land well you're going to you're going to where San Diego San Diego I got to fly back that morning what and then get on a flight in the evening to Australia I'll be there for like 7 13 days J in syney doing a comedy store some other places out there you doing stand up in in Sydney yeah yeah oh okay yeah so I'll be there from like the 7th through the 20th wow well let me know I'll tweet that let everybody know all right all right ladies and gentlemen we'll be back tomorrow with uh Ben Shapiro see you thanks man thanks brother