Donald Cerrone

00:01I can't be wearing a headset no you're going to wear your hat looks weird well it looks weird if it's only one headset are we live live we're live man what's going on brother chilling look at you look at me filling up tanks Budweiser cheers we got it we cannot have a podcast with cowboy without Budweiser America America America thank you starting off a good one so tell me about the tanks he sent me a picture today didn't I yeah what are you doing I'm going dive into Catalina holy home of the home of the Sharks home of the makos right the mo yeah I was watching a TV show the other day where people were fishing for them out there so we got uh filled up a couple doubles um my buddy Rob from always sun in Philadelphia taking me this weekend camping so they're going diving but they all dive singles so I like to go deeper longer what singles was that mean a

00:57single tank aluminum 80 oh tank single tank yeah so me and my girl are diving doubles which everyone says doubles means double trouble but whatever so what does that mean like how deep can you go with a double oh you can go as deep take you run out of air but we'll probably go in the 200 range 220 2 200 feet down 200 ft down and Bo that's one of those weird ones where when you come up you got to come up slow right or you get the bends uh yeah absolutely um you you get the bends yeah uh decompressing you know um the process to to diving and I've been diving seriously like a lot of wreck diving and a lot of like Tech you should say diving over the last two years man I ran to some guys in Las Vegas buddy Trav and he uh kind of schooled me on their on their way of of diving and I love it man and the reason I go to Las Vegas and dive Lake meet all the time is because I dive with guys

01:52they dive 200 300 feet every day every week you know so getting around the people that dive it regularly and know what their you know is to to teach me the way you know so think thanks tra I appreciate you showing me the showing me the light brother now when you come up like from how do how do you know like when you're going down all an algorithm it's all in your dive computers and you you so you plan plan plan plan plan then you recheck and and Lindsay she she does the same thing we check each other's work and make sure it's all all our gases are mapped out for how long like let's just say we're going to go 150 feet for there's a cool there's a cool ship down there we going to check out we want to be there for 35 minutes right so I put the algorithm in these apps in our computer or we we write it all out and it'll tell us exactly how long of a bottom time we can have the stops that

02:36we have to make the gases that we have to switch to decompress the amount of nitrogen in our blood uh and make our way to the surface what's the science behind it like what why does nitrogen get in your blood so because so from Earth surface to the atmosphere is is one atmosphere right every 33 feet is another atmosphere so every time we go down 303 Street we add another atmosphere with that much more pressure so right now you're breathing 21% oxygen 70 8 78% little bit of like argon other in in the natural air right a lot of nitrogen too yeah so 78% of the air you're breathing right now is is nitrogen right 21% is oxygen most people don't know they think that you're just breathing oxygen no you're only breathing 21% oxygen so but you off gas it through your tissues because there's no pressure on you right so like right now you're taking a breath and then you

03:22breathe out and and the nitrogen just off gases well as soon as we start going under the water the amount of pressure holds that in our into our system like we can't we can't off gas it so it becomes turns into a liquid and goes into our blood which is what the bz is is where the guys would be working and then they just come up because they they didn't know no one knew until you know right I mean we didn't we didn't know there wasn't a moon God until all of a sudden we know now no I mean I mean like right so um yeah so they it you would force the the liquid out of into a back into a gas by coming up fast so it which goes into your joints and causes the Bends because it makes you bend over hurt your back so that's what they call it the bend because the guys be like oh I'm up right I got yes that's where the term can kill you right oh yeah well you can anism in your brain

04:13blood clot you know all kinds of crazy kill you instantly whoa so we so 150 ft all of a sudden 25 minutes is up now we're going to start our ascent and our computer says all right at 70 ft we got to do a minute at 60 ft we got to do 2 minutes we're going to switch gases now we're going to switch to 50% oxygen right so increase the amount of oxygen to which decreases the amount of nitrogen that we're breathing so we're going to speed the off gasing process because we're coming up so the pressur is coming off as our body is able to off gas it um so we just have to do like stages and it's all through algorithm and and the Navy dive system been through years of hundreds of millions of Dives you know figuring out the the Tim tables of of the correct amount of time you have to be at each depth to offgas the amount of nitrogen in your body is built up and then when you go deeper

05:01than that you start adding in a tri mix we add helium in helium helium yes we had we had helium into the mix and uh yeah man it's so fun but the the fear of you know could I die yeah hell yeah that's that's why I love it crazy love it and and and we were talking earlier about sharks I swim after the sharks like I want to get them on the GoPro they're like swimming away from me sharks don't they don't just eat diers they don't swim along a great white come attack you they're like scared of you man you're like a big black breathing the Bubbles and shiny you know so they want nothing to do with you and I'm always trying to chase him down so most of the shark attacks are like surface right cuz they think it's a seal yeah seal up top yeah you're and and where would you rather we were just we were just watching before you got here some footage of the shark attacks

05:44on on YouTube and where would you rather be I'd rather fight the shark under the water I'd rather be under under instead of on top like if is this the video I posted yesterday yeah the shark gnawing on the cage this everything about this this this is insane this great white shark is trying to get these people he's biting this cage trying to get what's inside so what do you do you just grab his dors Fin and go for a ride baby he can't bite you behind him R his back mat Lea have you seen a great weight underwater I never have no I've I never I haven't been down you know in the waters where they're at you know Australia and Sh like that so no I never I've never seen a great white I've seen plenty of hammerheads and you know moo and but never like a giant gra Hammerheads are so bizarre they look like an avatar creature they don't even look real the eyeballs way been with a

06:30couple Hammerhead women you know where like what are them titties doing honey get them pick them up pick them up that's when a girl with a a cup tries to go straight d right away it can't be done and they lay next to her on the bed defying science you got a evil coneval Canyon in between your tit ties that's it so I love diving you know I got a I got a great dive partner my my girl Lindsay and um that's the biggest thing having you know having the companionship and Trust of someone with your right so yeah carrying all the tanks like she'll be diving she'll have uh pair of doubles on her back and two tanks in each one her arm so have four tanks under the water I heard Speer fishing is the I love it yeah why not yeah sure only if I'm going eat it I won't just I don't just kill to kill but yeah right so yeah absolutely cuz it's like hunting but fishing yeah it's yeah it's a lot easier

07:22than you think you know they don't know what the going on have no idea what's going on know you are like what the fu oh got him so you know no is it attached to a rope is yeah it's attached to like a fishing line you can Dam you you shoot it it depends if you're using a gun or they have like slings that go on your arm and you can shoot them like a little uh like Spider-Man yeah not so much just a little like a slingshot type thing you put on your wrist and like go of it you know hit the wall over there but the spear guns will go far and they have like a little reel you can reel it in on like how far uh 50 ft yeah 100 wow and they slow down considerably though right after the first few feet yeah W right on it and you and your depth perception is so different under water so it's kind of you got to aim above them it's weird like a right right the refraction that's

08:08the same when you're shooting down when they yeah they bow fish in the water you got to like aim 6 in under where you think it's going to be exactly bizarre now when you're when you're diving like how long you been doing this first of all well I got certified in high school high school yeah damn so you've been doing this for a long time yeah but that was just like going 30 40 feet recreational diving you know going and see some stupid I shouldn't say stupid but like that's like the the the recreation thing to do is go see a reef but I think one Reef looks like every Reef right I don't know so I I kind of got over like I said I met with these guys and doing the that only 5% of the world do you know my goal is to go 500 feet so I've been I've been just shy of 300 and yeah there's just a lot of planning and crazy that goes involved I mean you're dead pretty much anything goes

08:54wrong but uh how long does it take you to get up from the from 300 from 3 00 it's about a 50 minute Deco time back up to the surver so 5 Z yeah so it's about a threeh hour dive completely holy now if something goes wrong like if your cord gets cut when you're down there there no cord but well if you're bleeding oxygen right you shut one off and go to your so you always carry enough G no one's ever died because you have too much gas right so okay you carry it with you right so a lot of the mixtures we bring with this like my back gas will just be regular either triix gas or regular air and then I'll have a 36% off oxygen which is to about 100 feet so if anything were to go around my back guys I could haul ass to 100 feet and then start My Deco you know and really there's like protocol and all kinds of different plus I'm diving with a buddy which would be you and you have

09:43all the gas on you too so you would be you know arms length away me some down oh so I could give you my gas oh wow give you regulator and take you have one that hangs on your neck and one that you're using right so you you'd give me yours and put yours in and we'd figure it out oh okay if you were nowhere to be found like if I was off screwing off and doing something I shouldn't be which I'm 99% doing um then I got to rely on yeah rely on myself whoa what you but you can't talk so you have to say so me me and Lindsay were in in in Florida dive diving the the speel Grove which is a giant like uh huge ship in in in the Key West and kind is it I don't know if if the Spiegel Grove is aircraft carrier or if that's the Vandy I can't I'm getting confused but one's like a giant aircraft carrier and one a like a destroyer oh wow 500t yeah Sun they're they're natural Reef so the the

10:36government sunk them you know cut a bunch of holes in them for idiots like me to go swim through they sunk them on purpose oh yeah so they take all the fluids out of them they sink them and they make them artificial reefs wow and so they do this because they decommission the ship they don't know what to do with them so they say this is a good move and yeah let's make it let's put let's let fish and in Wildlife hang out and then they make money off guys like me like hey let's go explore this thing you have to pay to go there no you just pay for the gas and the the but the thriving boat captain that needs to feed his family charges you 180 bucks to take you out with the GPS and tell you good luck wow so uh me and Lindsay are out there well of course I'm seeing cool cuz I'm down in the engine room doing every I want and she gets tangled up and has like a

11:20freakout episode and then I come back like what the you like like gave her like where you been and she's like like all mad at me was all caught up in the things so I had to we got a back the surface I got my ass tore up but uh I was like well you made it you're good all the all the rags we did block it off block it off yeah so have you ever gone like on treasure hunting Dives no I I I mean f so first of all I need to live near the ocean which I don't and second I need to know someone who has a boat and you know that you hear stories like all these boat captains know of all the good fishing cuz where the good fishing is usually there's a structure down there right so that's how you like run find like a old boat captain that know like a a structure that's not on anyone else's GPS then maybe you could dive down there and check it out but you need usually

12:07those are 250 300 ft so you need some guys that you trust that go deep with you yeah so but now I haven't I would love to that'd be something that I would love to do I was watching this show I don't remember what ocean they were uh pulling the uh the wreck from but these guys were professional treasure hunters and they found some insane amount of gold like some some Roman ship that sank could you imagine yeah and they were trying to figure out who gets the gold and who claims it me that's who it' be it' be it' be go time but you have to be like really uh careful about like giving out the location cuz other treasure Hunters would find it like there's a big business in that well so like let's just say me and you go treasure hunting and the captain takes the spot we find it we jump down all a sudden we find all this gold in this treasure right we only

12:53have enough gas for who knows 20 minutes down there so we got to come back up we couldn't even bring the gold this trip if we wanted to so now we're back in the boat you know I know the boat captain knows who else is with us so now we got to figure out who do we tell and do we tell this boat captain Oh you're coming with us for the next till we figure this out because I'm not going to let you go tell whoever you yeah so yeah man that gets really really tricky you have to kill the captain you would have to you do you know how to use a GPS you know press the button right but drop a pin yeah yeah you'd have to drop a pin and then you have to kill that guy and drop him where the pin is or don't kill him you got to cut him in he's got to get a third something you yeah or third yeah how much money you're talking then is it fair that he gets a third for oh you're talking probably

13:36millions of dollars yeah but if you don't give him a third he's going to you he's going to rat he's going to you yeah you have to give him a third because you got to think if he didn't take you there You' would have never got it and it's a shitload of money it's free and it's if he says half then what do you do you then you kick his ass like you don't let him get half you got to be generous but if he tries to you on your generosity that's when you kill him oh man how many people have probably been killed over shipwrecks and and and Pirates Pirate yeah that goes back a lot yeah you think about those shitty ass Wooden Boats how many of those things must have crashed plus those greedy they loaded them up with gold tried to make it across the ocean yeah plus if I was a pirate I'd be known when you're loading yours up and I'd just go take yours over and take all so

14:20now I got all my plus all your right plus we found another one on the way so now I'm tripled up big heavy boat well this documentary that I was watching this guy who was doing it it was a professional treasure hunter that's what he does and you know he has to get investors involved because it C it costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to make millions of dollars treasure hunting and then you got to be able to find them a lot of them apparently around Florida sure well that's so like Key West there's so many like wreck ships because that was like the port you know that was the so yeah I could only I mean I went to they have like a recck ship Museum and I went there and talked to all the guys in there and they were saying that man there's thousands and thousands of of boats that are all because that's the port where they would do all the trading thousands wow it's a whole another

15:04world down there man it really little mermaid a whole new world but a whole new world uh look I have kids man I've heard that song we were just at the Seattle Aquarium and I was looking at these octopuses they had this uh octopus exhibit and they were doing this thing on octopuses where this lady was explaining they have three hearts and it's insane brains on their neck water is like if you're a screw diver and you haven't done a night dive because it's a whole another world at night uh like the the what are the in infra the when you move Lumin luminence crazy yeah you can move under water and everything glows and the octopus how fast they change colors and move so when you move underwater you glow oh yeah if you shut all your lights off and you just like move your arms and draw like you could write Joe and you just spell out in the out in the so cool why is

15:54that why can you see it what is it I think the the shrimp phop plank and I've seen this in Puerto Rico here you go look at this look at this that's insane so cool I mean that might be a little bit dig digitally fixed but uh it's cool wow so what area of the world is this stuff in we do it in in coel whenever I go down to Mexico so I I'm sure it's yeah they have in Puerto Rico that's where I've seen it like unbelievable so you go down there shut your lights off and you can just play in the water and kick up and make they just glow it's write your name wow that's like space space and then you have these crazy octopuses that can change colors I don't even know how many different colors they can change but you just see them crawling all across the ground it's insane cool wow that is so bizarre and these thousands of ships that they like one day they're going to figure out

16:45technology to go and find those things they're going to be able to locate all of them but right now what so they're wooden so they're rotting away so probably I mean there's there's not much left of them right so the metal ships are are are the only thing i' I've done one wooden and it was it was it was like all falling apart you know yeah they don't find much but what's left is like the pottery and the the gold and the coins and things along those lines they find some certain metal things but like swords swords R away or not to mention dead bodies yeah I mean if you're finding a ship that no one's ever seen there probably cook right yeah you find some dead body type some haunted yeah talk about putting your heartbeat through the roof going opening a hatch and just seeing skeleton head fall on your lap did you ever see that boat that they found that

17:31was a drift and there was a dude who had turned into uh essentially he had turned into a mummy he had been mummified by the Sea Air and dried out slumped over the table like he had a table in the galley and he slumped over the table and he's dead there he is that's how they found that dude well because I feel like that's that's the same movement anyone's going to do when you're on your last leg when you're in a boat that's that's like I'm sick and that's that's the move you're going to do it says Mommy found on boat missing since 2009 there he is one leg out one leg out posted he's like I guess this is it this is it damn yeah I wonder if another person would have made it I wonder if he was a wonder if he gave out I mean you know he got tired of fishing I can't do it well it's probably it's the fresh water that would get you yeah like I'm sure you could eat catch fish you know

18:24it' be it'd be the water that would get you so how how long can you I personally know I could go a week without water from my cuts at 155 so I know I could do a week yeah and that'd be after that I'm I'm on my I'm on my death bed yeah dude let's talk about that don't do that anymore don't do that anymore I know you keep talking about like fighting Eddie Alvarez cuz you're already beat him and now he's the champ but godamn you're looking good at 170 yeah so you're saying I didn't look good at 55 I you look Sensational at 55 170 world beater man it's it's not just that you look good it's just the way you look it's like you you you hit a whole new level and I always wonder like is it because obviously you keep training obviously you keep getting better obviously you work hard all those things uh learning from experience all those things are a factor but on top of that

19:15there's also the factor of you not having to cut that weight man so this last fight against Rick story against Rick story it looked like you were in the Matrix that was some Anderson Silva I ate Five Guys three nights that we were in Vegas Five Guys Burgers Burgers Hamburgers double doubles I'm a fan of those do you get get jalapenos on those of course yeah you get the jalapeno get the season the season fries of course yeah I mean so yeah see you're all healthy my trainers are happy yeah I mean I think I had six pounds to cut it was an easy no brainer yeah well when I saw you before the fight before that you were 176 when you were at The Comedy Store yeah that's nothing nothing yeah look how good you look at this weight I feel good it's for damn sure but isn't that a factor I mean look how fast you are like the cotay fight dude you were on fire you're on

20:08fire at that weight yeah I don't know what's the thought process like you can do 155 right you can do it I wish it was like 60 or 65 had 65 weight class that'd be Cowboys weight class but it's just that last five pounds is death for me it's brutal you know from 60 to 55 I just feel like I got nothing left man I don't know if that carries like like I want to ask you see Pettis looked a little tired didn't he in his last fight I don't know if the 45 cut if that has something to do with that oh for sure if it takes of your gas tank a little bit 100% 100% it has to it has to right I feel great out there that's what I'm say love fighting man it's like my favorite thing in the whole world to do like in the whole world like I wish a when I leave here pulls up in the parking lot and try to give some like that to me is like you know and this what is the crazy

20:56thing to me it people tell me me like I I post vision of me flipping people off right so they're like cowboy you're a role model how dare you like no I'm not I'm a I'm a bar junkie that fights all the time and you guys it's now on TV and you and you think it's cool so you I'm I'm your favorite fire you know but had you not be in the UFC I'd be the trying to take your girlfriend and fight you at the bar just so you know you know that that's who I would be just so you know just so you know but uh you say that but you're a very nice guy I've seen you out there in public and part of it is because you're dealing with people that are fans and you know they come up to you they're nice I'm just saying I love fighting man it's like PE well you you love it also because you're really good at it I mean if you kept getting your ass kicked You' be like man I got to find some other

21:38like when I was in high school and and like figuring out who I was I got my ass kicked a lot cuz I was that guy like I was it didn't ever take much to to for me to jump you know and I'd strike and then I'd get my ass M by three dudes two dudes one didn't matter I would just get beat up and that's what got you in MMA no I started off kickboxing uh buddy my mean a buddy of mine just told me you think you're tough come try this kickboxing and I went down and fell in love with it and uh two weeks ler where did you train where where was the first place you train uh um Commerce City recck Center in in commer City Denver it's like in the it was this recck Center that offered Taekwondo Tuesdays and Thursday nights and I'd go in there and we'd Spar and sparring is all I did like that's what I used to do I I thought that was getting ready for a fight would just be

22:25throwing down now I don't Spar at all and and uh all I do is drill cuz drilling is the most important thing you do right but uh that's all I do is Spar and I so you don't Spar at all now that's really interesting no and I I tell my training partners and everyone that they know try to get me Spar but now they're okay with me just drilling but I feel like the little guy at the Walmart check-in clicking every time you take a hit your head he pushes the button how many how many people go to Walmart before it's full I don't know yeah I have no idea how many more do I got I think that's a brawls to me and lard have in the training room I don't know right so like I'll get in there and move around with Andre and and and move around with uh all the the heavy weights but like light MMA sparring you know heavy takedowns and grappling real light striking you know uh but the days of

23:14putting the big gloves on and throwing down hell no I just did it with Joe Shilling the other day so I can't really say hell no but him and I had a good good Tempo and it wasn't anything crazy you know I watched uh videos of you guys sparring it seemed very controlled very controlled so that if you if I'm sparring with someone that's very controlled and doesn't try and kill me cool but man going in with some of those guys that are trying to make a name at the gym just want to crank you then I got to him up you know what I mean now we're fighting and yeah yeah that's a funny contradiction it's like I love to fight but I don't want to spar yeah I I love to fight but I don't want to get hit anymore is there any way we could do that these beers say America on they say America that's I say that's the new thing is this the new thing that Budweiser does they yeah America that's

23:57interesting how do you not buy those if you see those as store what if Kors comes along goes America yeah we don't even talk about Kors we talk about ice cold refreshing Budweisers that's what we do oh that's it your sponsor yeah like on it we don't talk about muscle farm products we just talk about we take on it you talk about muscle farm products I don't give a I'm the least competitive competitive guy ever I hear it I hear it I'm a supporter I love fighting man I mean I like the fact that you don't Spar I think that's very wise now when you're when you're doing real like explain to me um how you're doing them like you are you setting everything up um from a a striking standpoint where like uh you work in combinations and then counters to those combinations and then possibilities of all the different things that could happen yes I'm working with Brandon Gibson now you know he's

24:44great tacti man big fan of that guy yeah he he breaks the break so I don't ever watch tape people think that's so crazy but I don't I I just don't but they do so my coaches do so he'll come and he'll be like this is we're working this because I think this is what story's going to do you know we knew he was going to come with a big overh hands and the knees to the body were going to be there so everything we drill is you know when he does this just make it reactionary you know and I feel like that's all good and great but the good thing is I know how to fight like deep down in my soul so if everything all that doesn't work I can just bite down and give her yeah well you know Jeremy Stevens had a very similar sentiment he said I already know how to fight yeah yeah he goes It's All About just getting prepared working on my cardio working on my fitness working

25:27on my drill and my techniques yeah and that I'm a thousand I mean I I don't ever take days off like today of course taking off drinking beer with you but uh I mean for the most part I train probably five days a week and a lot of people think that all I do is off like he just drinks beer and parties and no I just don't post pictures of me training because I hate that I hate I I see everyone else's photo is like them in the gym them six posts a day of them working like no one gives a you swim you strength conditioning you like whatever so I just do cool and throw that on Instagram you know but I train all the time like it's like my job you know so people always think I'm out there off but I mean I take this very serious and I train hard and there's no way you could be as good as you are without yeah I mean I have a gym in my backyard so some days I'll go play

26:09at the lake all day but we come home and then we train and my coach is like now it's 2: a.m. and we have to train so right I mean it's just but I love it I when did you make the decision to stop sparring probably four fights ago four fights too yeah the after which fight after I got my ass whipped by Alvarez or by uh Loos yeah we didn't I didn't Spar that camp much at all but uh yeah I don't know I talked to Aubrey this how and you and this how I got hooked up with on it man I I started thinking something was up with my brain so I start brushing my teeth one morning I fall over and I hit the wall like I literally fell over and like hit my shoulder on my wall and I was like what the then I closed one eye and I fell over and hit the other wall and I was like oh man something's wrong you know like something's seriously wrong with my brain and I start freaking out so I go

27:03get a CAT scan I go get an MRI and uh I'm convinced that I'm got to I'm concussed and that I've taken too many shots and I'm it's because so what what what let me back the story up a little bit why I think this is because my buddy Scott Parker he's the um enforcer for the for the Colorado avalanches he can no longer take he has like a problem with his brain stem he took too many punches if he takes doctor said if he takes one more it's going to kill him right so I'm like talking to him about this so now he's like got it in my mind that I had the same thing like I'm thinking like I fall over like literally fall over hit the wall I'm like oh something's really up with me anyways I go get all these tests go see a uh ear nose and throat doctor and turns out my sign my septum so deviated that I have like a sinus infection and that it can't drain because my sep is

27:49deviated so I have like this serious infection in my left cheek and I had to get this I had to get on medication to get it cleared up but that's why my equ up I was like so it's getting in your ear yeah it it like they're all connected right yeah the infection somehow threw my I have no idea I know I to put this I got to put this I still have to do it every day I got to put this thing in my nose and like bro blows like a like a nasal spray in my nose your fixed God I need to fix I got M fix then I have to stop fighting for a little while n not that long not that long man I'm telling you it turns out I'm not mentally I have a infection that I got cleared up which is what I contacted you and I told Aubrey about in the CM te oils MH and um or the MCT sorry MCT oils and uh the Alpha Brain and and started trying to because this is the point where I thought I was freaking out right well you

28:38start taking care of your health and supplemen and now I feel great man yeah there's a big difference between supplementing and not I've never I've never taken anything I just never everyone always was literally Bud wise and fruit rollups you know and I know we talked about it and now I take these on it pack day and night sometimes two a day I feel like you know what I feel like a cage gorilla that's 15-year-old and I don't know if it has testosterone in or not but I feel like a like my poor girl just ravage now like I feel like a uncaged beast man I'm sure she's happy yeah she's very happy so uh you know and I don't I don't I don't know if it's cuz it just equaled out my body or or what but man I feel my recovery time great and I'm not here just pumping on it you know I'm like I'm Ser I'm never taken supplements and I feel so good and I I right when I walked I said hey man you got any

29:26Alpha Brain here I can pop know and so out do we have some there's out you're out godamn it damn it but uh I must have some in my bag so yeah I it's it's unbelievable man how how good I feel and how you don't know till you know right right yeah that's the key man the key is a lot of people walk around and they don't take anything and they think they don't need anything and they're like ah I'm fine well you're fine like you you'll exist but there's a big difference between having your body optimized and not being optimized healthy food you got to get off the candy son Au talk to me about candy eat candy anymore ever since I've been taking these pills it's like it filled a void literally I don't I I don't crave like the sweets like I used to um it's it's unbelievable man I I I can honestly say I've I've ditched the candy I'm like I'll eat a Snickers bar

30:18now and then but I don't take handfuls of Milk Duds and Skittles like I used to every day a lot crash right and I feel like that's why I'd eat the candy to try and like come back up come back up but yeah definitely I'm sure are you taking probiotics now you're taking the total gut health gut that's big because your gut health determines a lot of times what you crave and one of the things that people find is when they get off sugar and they get off gluten they get off like uh simple carbohydrates Breads and pastas and Stu what part that makes me crave the is that the that's natural oh natural that's your body's going cowboy cowboy I'm here to now that I'm equaled out okay I got you part that makes you want to fight makes you want to it's it's a part of the whole gorilla DNA all right yeah no there's well are you taking uh t+ do you take uh that optimizes your hormones

31:10that's a big one um there's Alpha Brain which one of the good things about Alpha Brain is mental fatigue one of the things that helps you in your workouts is like a lot of times like physical fatigue is one factor but mental fatigue is a factor too like when you step up even if your body's tired if your mind feels good you could you could force your body to go through the the Motions you could force your body to do it because your mind still feels energetic but when my mind feels shitty like for me the hardest workouts by far are when I'm hung over oh yeah cuz my mind is tired it's like it's not even like my body can't lift the weight it's like my body's like oh okay we'll do it but my mind is like I can't I can't muster it so Alpha Brain post drinking is fantastic it's the one of the best things for hanging s because a lot of things that are going on you're

32:00dehydrated that's a big factor but also like all your electrolytes are all up and all your neurotransmitter levels are all up you could jack those back up with Alpha Brain and new mood new mood's a big one too because it brings up your serotonin levels HTP that comes in the night for sleeping right perfect and I tell people oh you're trying to sell off P but listen to me please don't buy it please don't buy it find out what the ingredients are go buy your own go buy it the the best form you can buy that's the most important thing buy the purest best version of it you can find use all those things use Coline use all these different ingredients you're going to find in Alpha Brain and all the different ingredients you're going to find in new mood you're going to have results but if you want to get it made for you in the best possible form that's what we sell that's what we're trying to

32:47do it on it we're just trying to every everything that I use everything that AUB uses everything that all the pro athletes use guys like you use we just find that what's the best what's the best I mean I'm I literally feel the best I felt in my life and I I don't know if it has to do with solely Tak it on it or just Reinventing myself man you know uh you got to sometimes just step back and and reset and figure out what what works for you right that's big real big and and it it took a lady Franchesca Parker Scott's wife to set me down and tell me Cowboy what what's the bad in your life we got to get that we got to get the energy vampires off you and we got to you got to you got to tone in and figure out what what works for you again man and and I did and I feel great man has Aubrey taken you into the room in his house for the the the launching into space the Psychedelic Journey room no I

33:38I are you ready for that I'm ready for that are you ready for that I'm ready for that I'm ready for that too I need to do it this year I'm I'm about a year off I've I've done it I was I did about a year ago I'm I'm feeling like right about now I'm ready to get back in there let's do it together okay let's do it let's let's hook up with Aubrey and we'll figure out a time we got to go meet the meet the overlord I'm telling you man I'm all the that you say is crazy I believe it's crazy but it ain't crazy like DMT is crazy all right DMT is some Next Level C let's go do some drugs and hang out I'm telling you are these is is this usada approved yes perfect it is all right well you can't test for it so that and it exists in your own brain it's like testing you for saliva literally it's like testing you for blood oh Cowboy test positive for red platelets I'm in

34:28yeah we're going to get in there I'm totally in we're going deep so so you feel like DMT or or what is the the tea that people take the the where you we get the shaman and you go and you drink ohka IA that's DMT too I feel like if we just ate a handful of mushrooms we could have the same psychedelic trip DMT is mushrooms times a million plus aliens huh that's the way I describe it I've done mushrooms and mushrooms are awesome you got to take a shitload to mushrooms and you have an amazing trip but there's something about DMT that just blows all the other ones out of the water it's the most potent of all psychedelics the most Transcendent of all psychedelics I feel like you're you're a black belt in in psychedelics I'm I'm uh my first day white belt doesn't matter man you could you can you could do it everybody could do it I mean you go from a white belt to

35:20a black belt literally in your first class you go oh and you come back and by the way you're never really a black belt even when you do it I've done it I don't know how many times now but every time I do it I'm like oh here I go I get nervous I'm white knuckling before you take that first hit of the pipe you go okay okay it just takes one here we go and three hits three hits three hits is what I recommend big deep big deep blow it out go in again I can't limp in I can't just do one you don't want to get to the door you don't want to get to the door it's like you know you play D ditch ring someone's doorbell and run away you can't do that you got to you got to you got to open up the door and you got to get in the house I got to go all in yeah it's it's it's amazing though now is it like does it make you yourself and throw up like like the tea the problem

36:10with the tea is that your body rejects that's what I'm saying everyone says you're purging the bad energy that's why I said no that's my argument too like no you're just throwing up and yourself because you have to you shouldn't have ate the Dell Taco before you took it well you definitely are supposed to alter your diet you're definitely supposed to have an alkaline based diet that should be a sense that you're going to blow your backside out because you're like you need a fast before you come into this yeah that's not you purging out bad energy that's you purging out just the you ate well this is like hippie dippy New Age way of talking where people go oh it's the toxins you're getting rid of the toxins the toxins like they do that in yoga all the time when you're in this position this position releases toxins it it it it clears your body of all the emotions no

36:57stretching shut the up this is not this is you're not purging T you're sweating if you're sweating your body is getting rid of some fluid there's definitely a cleansing process involved in that there's no toxins like come on stop with the toxins all right at Le we're at least we're on the same page let's just do drugs and have fun yes well iasa is DMT but what it is it's it's an orally active version of DMT I'll give you the quick breakdown your body produces your gut produces something called monoamine oxidase and you it it what it is is it breaks down DMT so if you eat like grass like there's certain types of grasses and lettuce and but a bunch of different plants like thousands of different plants have DMT in them but you don't trip when you eat them the reason why is because your stomach produces something called Mono amen oxidase well these indigenous people in the Amazon they

37:47figured out how to combine one plant which has DMT in it and then another plant which has an MAO inhibitor right so this MAO inhibitor inhibits your body's production of mono mean oxidase and so the DMT naturally absorbs in your body but you're eating these up plants that taste like they tastes like a Toad's dick and you just you're just throwing up and yourself um it's supposed to be an incredible spiritual experience I haven't done it I've only done the the way stronger version of it which you smoke which doesn't give you any throwing up any diarrhea and which sounds way better it's way better it's got to be I think the other one's really amazing too but um the thing about the DMT thing they call the businessman's trip cuz you're in and out in 15 minutes that's perfect but I I go back you feel after amazing so you're not hung over it's one of the most transient drugs ever exhibited or

38:41ever observed in the human body your body brings you back to Baseline really quickly so you're high as a you're in the center of the universe you're talking to geometric patterns that are made out of love and understanding and know everything about everything you've ever done your whole life and recognize your and dissolve your ego right in front of you show you your life in in in in like these hieroglyphs and show you these insane images that are made out of like neon with no borders and then 15 minutes later your cowboy again but you're you're renewed it's like resetting your whole experience on this planet I'm in you sold me it's going to be see how good you explain that I wish I could explain my diving that good because I was just like a you go in and some other gas and I think he did a great job of it I think he did a great job explaining it but I think there's a

39:33lot a bunch of factors going on I think like with your life like all the good things that are happening is I think first of all a decision to go to 170 is a very good one because I'm a I'm a I get UPS I think the number one problem we have in fighting today the number one problem is weight cutting yeah I'm with you man and the whole time I was at 55 I'd always and you know how I like to fight so I'd call hey a 170 pounder fail out I'll take that fight right you know what Joe and Dan would tell me what cowo you're a 55 or those guys are monsters I guess they were wrong weren't they so then so called me I would have told you do it so now I'm I'm a no offense but you don't have the the the stamp they gave me the fight I know I need to get a stamp so now I'm 70 and I want to fight at 55 and they say no you're so great at 70 you don't want to go down to 55 like God

40:20damn it will you guys make up your mind what I can do you can't listen to those dudes only listen to me okay I'll go through you I'll be your manager from now on I'm going to handle you uh contact me I'll contact them I'm speaking for cowboy bam done but this hey man when I walked in I seen you had a a a a Wheeler album out front wheeler Walker that's my man so I was getting ready in the in the locker room for the I put kicking ass in eating and it starts off it starts off jamming and we get there kind of you know a little bit earlier and so we still had all the I think I had six people in my in my uh locker room and I have like a big ass speaker like a big juke box and I just take take over like everyone go with country okay good our seniority wins so I start playing and when I start warm up that's what I throw on and people are like okay well how about it when it goes to

41:13sucking dick he kicking ass oh man right so yeah I just I noticed that when I walked in I was like oh okay cool yeah he's a buddy of mine oh I love that dude he's hilarious he's hilar have you ever seen the video for that that song No the video for that song is hilarious cuz they did it at like this like real country western thing and the people in the audience had no idea he was going to be there and they had no idea what he did and so they played it for like these regular country music people give the people all right man this we could play it cuz Wheeler's a buddy of mine man we could I'm sure we could play we won can they hear this right here no yeah here's the video let's go to let's watch the video put your headphones on do I stop this one yeah yeah go ahead hit it stop mine you put yours on Friday night work cuz he did acoustic version of it such a jerk now this is me warming

42:09up and everyone like everyone's kind of jamming and kicked his ass eating and kicking ass look at these people look at these people in the audience they have no idea this is the same people in the training room with me they're like the is we listening to kicking ass look at T looking at him what I do in the morning in the night out a then I get into a fight see a that's a hit right yeah for you it's perfect song to it's perfect I loved it yeah and it was just funny everyone in in the changing room was like what the so it was good man it was awesome think I think the UFC and MMA in general should make a concerted effort to stop weight cutting just stop it stop it dead say no more and and just eliminate it completely and I think it can be done I think it can be done if you have uh just set up good fights between guys that are the same size this I think this this whole

43:12obsession with like championship belts all stuff is all great and everything like like here's a perfect example Connor and Nate Diaz biggest fight in the history of the sport no belt on the line nothing just just throwing down nobody gave a yeah nobody said where's the gold yeah where's the strap where's the leather no you feel like the UFC is going more towards big fights than is championship fights I hope that's what they do I hope I hope they just take the guys want to see can you announce that fight that fight that you were no damn it I can't it's not 100% yet but it's going to be good oh there's a fight Brewing ladies and gentlemen and it's a good hopefully today we get the we get the double thumbs up I mean I sent last night last night we got the half thumb so uh well you got a half thumb you already have like a pose down a photo of the two of you guys together so holy

44:04that's going to be a good fight and that could potentially be Madison Garden yeah I mean that's that's what I'm like they didn't put me on 200 and they me on that but I really wanted to be but I want to be on the on Madison Square guard man the 200 was great because was better I think it was yes it was better 20 200 was great because it was a celebration but 202 was a better card yes absolutely Lesnar thing was kind of a freak Show like holy Brock Lesnar's back and you know uh Amanda Nunes and Misha Tay was a hell of a fight Amanda Nunes is no joke son no joke and yeah Fu there's some Next Level women out there now Valentina chevchenko chick holy and Holly Holm and and there's just so many highlevel chicks now and Yan y j is just a straight up assassin yeah I trained with her a little bit of Muscle Farm she came and visited it was fun she's a badass all du respect all due respect you

45:01have to say that now all due respect you know how many phone calls I got before I came on here there should be an Advisory sticker on this for what words I can and cannot say well who said that to you people well I had you know some people from the pr team at UFC and then my man and then my management team so uh I have I have a tendency to say bad words that is that hilarious it is it is and I don't mean it in like a in a derogatory or I just how I talk you know and well you should talk how you talk I'm telling you Cowboy I gotta be your manager that's it there's all these suits in the way of it's the it's it's the sponsors man the sponsors I need another beer I'm getting worked up it's the sponsors man they they they can't they can't take it they well they need to take it what the do they think you're popular for they think you're popular for wearing a bow tie and

45:49talking about uh rep hey man why we're look at this this is my car Springs Fire Department my dad's captain fire department I was just down there they sent some shirts for you oh beautiful yeah they're uh they're listening they're like your biggest fans man I'll wear these so uh they wanted they wanted you to have those brought them bearing come bearing gifts so station 12 uh thank you appreciate it I like it awesome I'll wear those awesome thank you yeah no worries they I was just over there and they they they they everyone I talk to loves you man so just that's give you a shout out man I love them too that's good they they say uh how much you've changed their life just talking about diet talking about good times and you know so it's awesome it's good to know you can you a more beer look at you yes sir look at us we're crushing them we're about to be talking about some good here in

46:37a little bit exactly we're going to we're going to get to the point where the pr team that's who the are they man the UFC are you hiring are you hiring because the UFC's got to be in a weird position with this show cuz they know we talk like if you watch the last one me and Eddie Bravo Eddie Bravo was so drunk he barely knew knew what he was talking about 15 seconds ago and he was going on about he doesn't believe the Rovers on Mars are real he doesn't know why the water sticks to the Earth cuz the Earth is round why does the water just roll off the Earth how do you know that the Earth is spinning it just got so bizarre so they can't worry about that though man everybody worries about you being you you like people like someone who is actually themselves cuz it's so rare today and I feel like I've been myself the whole journey and and that's I to my grandma's credit you know

47:33she always tells me don't paint yourself in the corner no matter what you do don't paint yourself be you through and through and I always have you know and I probably always will be so I I I told my manager I'm probably going to say some up and you're going to have to put out the fires it's not up it's what you really think right you know God damn it it's just there's nothing wrong with it man they got to understand like this is what they do they Market things but they somehow in their mind they think that oh the best way to Market things to not piss anybody off that's not true the best way to Market things is to have a guy like you who's out there diving 300 feet playing with sharks and riding jet skis and doing all kinds of banana you're you're a madman you're a a genuine madman and they want to take you and they want to turn you into some cookie cutter

48:22like uh person that they could sell it's it is and they can't sell that I'm with you who R of that they want you to be Luke Bryant they want you to have jeans that are already ripped they wanted to give you those pre- ripped jeans look we scuffed up your boots for you you you right you that's it I'm with you them them all I like that this beer says America on it now you're a fan I'm a big fan I can get a couple cases dropped off anytime you want you let me know you let me know just like you send me on it I'll send you bud wife you should have just a flag with a just gives beer just a giant flag fill a flag up with beer a big gigantic sack of beer what are we going to get you talking about loose that's what I can't wait that's we'll get you about two three more in and you're going to be loose pretty much ready to get to be loose you're going to spark up a joint and we're going to call

49:15it ever since I got that Fear Factor money I got loose that Fear Factor money makes you loose I'm still waiting for that UFC big money to come in it's coming it's coming it's got to come now did you sign a new cont I did you did are you happy yeah there's a pause there I don't like it I'm happy I like the pause I mean am as happy as I'd like to be no am I am I skipping no but uh let me tell you something man I I Googled I had to take a photo today and put it on my Instagram and I googled Donald and it went Trump and then I put in the word c and it was instantly Cerrone you're a famous dude hell yeah we need to get you paid I need to be your manager do you want you you want to be on on the team I just don't want to get paid for it I want to be like I'm just the guy who calls just call me if gets weird well your answer is going to be the same as mine it it that's

50:11what it should be I feel like a guy like you honestly should be completely insulated from anybody's advice I feel like a guy like you it should be like your friends and your family and people you love and everybody else has to shut the up and just let you go that's how I feel every day so and then I get phone calls saying you can't say that K you can't do that K you have to do this it's wild yeah I mean they have to understand like people talk a certain way and they express themselves a certain way and it's it's there's an honesty in what you do that you're not going to find in that many people there's an honesty in expressing yourself that is being lost it's being squashed it's just the way I'm geared I I'm with you man I wish I wish things were different I really do I wish I is different I wish I could you don't have to listen oh I do them I do this this company we're drinking

51:05right here yeah they don't allow me to say certain things sometimes W Budweiser America listen Budweiser we got a problem now you you write America on your your Budweiser understand this like well we're not in all that pot smok and talk and pot smoking is American all this is American Beer's American they go hand in hand it's not one of them's not bad one of them's not good I try to explain to people like you can't get a bobcat in your backyard and not think he's going to attack you exactly that's how I feel with me too like I'm a wild like you can't you can't take the leash off me you can't put the leash on me and take me kiss handshake babies then let the leash off and let me and say oh he's going to be all right no he's not they can't turn you into some sitcom dad okay who the wife comes home and yells at you like well I thought I took the trash out that's what they want to do they

52:06want to figure out how to extract money out of you so when a guy like you starts talking crazy they're like oh they're going to protest oh look out the transgender lesbian slash animal rights community that doesn't like you diving yeah God I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't Skydive or you you have a you have a problem with your brain serious problem you have a problem with your brain where your thrill meter gets low and you panic and then you got to juice that back up and you gets low and you got to juice that bit and that's why you're great fighter and when we're on DMT are we going to am I going to face these demons you think oh for sure okay but you'll be fine you what DMT is going to tell you I would imagine I don't know what they're going to tell you and I'm sorry for even suggesting it I cuz when I go into it next time they're going to go oh you

52:57know you know we're going to say day who day how about this I think your your life experience is a is a wonderful Journey here's what I I believe honestly I think what you're doing by fighting at this extremely high level and by entertaining millions of people worldwide is you're providing people with Incredible Thrills you know how many people sent me the animated gift of that final combination you landed on Rick story let's talk about that oh good lord let's throw that up on the screen let's throw it well let's let's talk so everyone says how great this combo is oh it's beautiful okay here it is all crack that's the end of it let's watch it from the beginning well you know what I love about it man what I I love technique look at this this is what I love Pop to the body to the Head boom you know what I love about it not a single one of those techniques

53:48is wound up not a single one of those techniques is full power look how you doing this pop Bank crack Bo so for everyone that's listening all that is is a jab cross hook kick yeah but it's not because here's the thing about it the way you're throwing all these things is the way everybody should throw every punch you're there's no wind up everything is perfect technique the execution the timing the the accuracy look how beautiful this is man see this is you so I bet it's hard for you to appreciate but for me as a person who calls MMA as a person who watches fights dude when I was calling that fight I was like this I was like oh oh oh look at this oh this is perfect do you know how upset I missed the triangle I am with myself oh my this is better look he's a tough guy he's he's got good submission defense so last time we talked we talked about cowboy watching himself like I'm

54:42playing a video game I was in the mode for sure oh yeah for sure that's some Matrix I mean this to me is more impressive than when Anderson Silva knocked out Forest Griffin cuz when Anderson Silva knocked out Forest Griffin what I know about forest was that forest was compromised going into that fight he had been knocked out twice in training camp he had a real hard time taking shots he probably shouldn't have been in there in the first place and so he had a lot of doubts and he was having a real hard time this is a big powerful Rick story who's a nasty he throws vicious body shots he's a hard wrestler he's a guy who's the first loss that Johnny Hendricks got people don't know Rick story Rick story is a tough dude and for you to tee off on him like this in this perfect way not with big wound up heavy shots like he throws what Rick story likes to do is he pressures guys and he digs in to

55:37the body takes you down beats you up he's a tough tough dude and what you did is you just use perfect technique that angle when you throw that left you throw the you throw the left the jab you throw the right hand to the body and then you take that watch this jab right the body like he did boom that was all yeah but you adjusted you adjusted perfectly with that left you trying to be nice look you're trying to be nice about yourself look that's a beautiful combination dude thank you I appreciate that's some Matrix and I feel like a big part of that is you not depleting your body absolutely another big part of is 170 Pounders don't think you can just come take my body shots anymore because I don't I got a little more biscuit now yeah right you don't you don't have to weak ass body Jesus what did your body feel like when you fought one 55 like when you compare yourself to a

56:29normal like training session like say you're several months in between fight I walk on I walk around one I used to walk around about 174 right that was like my deep training camp and I noticed when I start to cut I'd get down to you know 168 170 but I had nothing in the gas tank man I would always be like it would all mental at that point you know and I didn't have like my body felt real thin and brittle and EV 170 I feel good I don't feel the I got the I got the extra tank you know yeah I don't feel like a big part of it oh my God is it it's a big part of it man now you spitting into that thing what's going on here what you got one I'm drinking Copenhagen spit oh what is that yeah Copenhagen what's the deal with that explain that to me what does that do for you I've never been involved I have no experience in this I chewed tobacco once when I was a kid cuz I read

57:22Huckleberry fin did it give you did it give you a head it gave you a head it threw up yeah I started extra salivating and I felt like I don't know is it good I like it let me try some of that give it a go what do you do with it just take a little bump put under your lip a bump little pinch like a cocaine style bump no would I've never done that either I'd go less as less as yeah that's plenty for you is that too much no that's good okay where do you put it just anywhere you put any lip you want okay uhhuh yeah it's going to start to burn a little bit no I can't get cancer immediately right think so I mean no you shouldn't that doesn't taste bad no it's like a winter green gun spit in the right one yeah spitting the right one cuz you do not I repeat do not want to drink two spit that is a day gone bad well one of the um guys who worked for UFC who was a uh Jamie's

58:15laughing cuz I'm chewing ridicul it looks ridiculous why does it look ridiculous you're going to get a super body high it's gonna be great can't wait one of the guys that was a stuntman for the UFC or not the UFC Fear Factor yeah um he worked on so many movie sets where he couldn't spit that he wound up swallowing and spit so he got used to chewing and then swallowing it I got my I got it spread out all over my lower gum yeah you got to use your tongue and uh ball it together okay there you go now so I'm not addicted to to chew I can go weeks I'm not addicted to pot either yeah I gu I go weeks without I'm not addicted to no so I uh I don't have an addicted personality at all and uh I no literally I mean I can I usually just chew when I'm on the boat and out and I don't know whenever I drink I chew and I drink this is like a sar times five oh yeah you're going to get buzzing

59:08yeah oh now I get it it's just fun I don't know probably bad probably interesting terrible role model move is it bad for you oh it says right here certain General warning great for you uh I don't know why they put that on the can but I feel like all the people who can get cancer from this are is that right no there's another thing you're not supposed to say will Copenhagen sponsor you or the UFC might now will the UFC let them why wouldn't they I don't see why uh maybe because it's tobacco but but what about alcohol yeah I mean alcohol kills a lot of people that they don't talk about sure but Bud I mean Bud Light and aneis Bush is a giant sponsor of UFC so yeah yeah I don't I don't see why they wouldn't I don't know maybe you'll see Copenhagen right in the middle of the octagon yeah people get so mad people already get mad I think it's hilarious that people get mad that Nate Diaz was

60:03smoking a vape pen after his fight I'm like you just watched him get punched in the head for 25 minutes and you think it's bad that he's smoking a vape pan you want to hear the problem with it though what's the problem well there's no problem but usada contest up to 42 hours after we fight right so it might be a bad call on him because just because right only that would be the only bad downfall I think I mean especially doing it publicly he could probably get tested immediately right after I don't know the thing is the one he was taking was CBD oil mhm which is not psychoactive which I'm a totally totally fan of that's all I take do you take CBD all the time I put the patches I use the rub yeah because there's no hallucinogenic effect you just get the healing the medicinal side of the marijuana right so uh yeah whenever I go to Colorado I load up on the CBD oils

60:53and I I I use them all the time for my KNE that you can use in the bath man I have some ointment you put on your body yeah it's bath but it's like bath salt for real what is this look at the size of that joint jeez yeah Snoop parties with Snoop and the biggest joint ever that is not the biggest joint ever that is propaganda I've seen the biggest joint ever it's far bigger than that I'm a big supporter of both those gentlemen but I don't like lying that's a pretty big joint that would floor me that's not the biggest joint ever look in this on it box right here I know I was in there creeping on earlier oh look weed how weird so now you're smoking chewing drinking curious to see what happens when you combine the two of them together the three of them the three of them I'm a American I'm a grown man I'm middleaged I have children I have a wife I pay taxes I'm I got a lot of good things on

61:48my side I'm telling you and you changed lives man you wouldn't be you the the people that listen to this I mean this might be a terrible episode for people to to to model their uh life after but typically you talk about you talk about good health and eating correctly and just people that sit around and do nothing with their lives you know just getting up on a Sunday and going for a hike and getting out there you know you talk about all these things so they enjoy it I get messages every day from people that lost 100 pounds people that are feeling healthy the problem is we're dealing with propaganda and you could do one or two things you could either just say well you know this is this this I think I swallowed all that tobacco yeah it's all gone oh that's gross yeah I was wondering why I'm so high you got a tobacco on it look it's gone you swallowed it I don't have it oh you

62:38swallowed it yeah I swallowed it boy I don't know what I'm doing all right chewing drinking SW all right we're fine eating and kicking assing and King ass what happens when you swallow it new rules Jamie pulls up something immediately new rules enforced by the food Drug Administration will prevent cigarette and smokeless tobacco sponsorships and sporting events that's smokeless tobacco though I think that's the Vape pins or they is that talking about chewing tobacco I think it's all it all the that's chewing tobacco I swallowed it this was a couple years ago this was like 2010 I can't find it gone you'll be all right no you're F throw up now you're fine you're going to be all right wow I got a serious head rush though yeah this is good I'm enjoying this I might I might in incorporate this in my diet what if we start selling on it to tobacco pills they' be like Snus packets that

63:30you put in a little packet well that's one thing that you do get when you smoke a cigar you get this weird kind of different kind of high absolutely you know weird kind of Head Rush silly happy High you know I didn't spit once I never spit I just want him swallowing it wow I love it that might be the best way to go you want more of those hey here's the thing we're we're we're here for a hundred years if lucky lucky and along the way we are having a deal with decades and Decades of propaganda which are lies it's just lies we're dealing with Lies by all these different people that profited off of demonization of marijuana and having people think that there's something bad about consuming these psychedelic drugs these things have made me more sensitive they' made me nicer they made me more aware of my impact on the people that are in my life more kind and more appreciative of the

64:26people that are in my life more appreciative and more thankful for all the lucky things that have happened to me all the fortune that I've had to meet good dudes like you and Jamie and and to be able to do something like this podcast when I I smoke weed sometimes you know what I think I think how fortunate I am and I think I think how much I love my children I think about how much I love my friends I call like Joey Diaz will call me up high in the middle of the day at any given moment go I'm just call to tell you I love you dog I love you I know high as how high are you right now I'm so high I think I'm I'm not even on this planet I'm calling you from Jupiter but it's not these are not bad things folks they're not bad things you know you know when you see Nate Diaz smoking a little weed he should be able to smoke a joint he should be at that press conference they should have

65:13one of those oxygen things that sucks the air out sure a little vent right above him let him smoke a joint he just fought for millions of people you know that's what I think Cowboy I'm with you man I'm I'm totally this is the part where budwiser cancers us they're like we're done we're done we're done with this you're out of here well sponsorships are hard man I understand I understand it from their perspective you know it's hard because you're kind of Outsourcing credibility right this is how a friend of mine my friend Jason Harriston he owns this company called kuu which is a um BigTime um uh hunting apparel company and they they've been in here before because they're fascinating guys he's a Super Smart Genius dude who makes like the the best clothes for mountaineering and for hunting and he does it because it's his passion that's what he likes to do so this guy like

66:01goes to Japan finds all the best fabrics and we were talking about I don't know if you know about what's going on with Under Armour did you see that thing where that dude killed a bear with a spear yeah yeah see that's how you feel and he killed a bear with a spear and a bunch of people got mad and a bunch of people protested which is really ironic because I think if you're going to kill a bear any predator I'm not a predator Hunter but if you're going to kill a predator get down and dirty with it well he got down and dirty 100% you have to be what 5et from it with a spear I think he was well he's a huge dude his name is Josh balar I'll give him a shout out and uh this is what happened Josh buar killed his bear with a spear and they put the video online like did he did he tree it first or no no no no it was at a bait site in Alberta he was there the week before I

66:46was there I was there hunting the week afterwards okay um and he got within 16 ft of this bear and maybe 16 yards he got close as to this bear and he but is like a competitive Javelin thrower he's a huge dude he's a bodybuilder sure he Chucks his spear hits the bear the Bear runs 60 yards and dies okay but there's a video of it and the Bear's guts are hanging out you know it's like hunting scenes are graphic just like you know everybody likes to have those Five Guys Burgers but nobody wants to go to the slaughterous and watch them get hit in the head with a piston then gutted and hung by their ankles and twitching and spraying all over the place but that's the reality of the world we're living in right sure I'm not 100% you know saying that the vid put I don't think putting the video up is a good idea because if you're going to put a video like that up you there's

67:31a lot of you got to explain for hours you're position on a whole lot of things before anybody's going to accept that video anyway under arour which was a sponsor they sponsored his wife right they canceled her sponsorship cuz she was filming the hunt and then they're getting this huge backlash from all of these Hunters who were like well this is a legal hunt CU it was legal to do that yeah in Alberta and everybody always says like if they talk about hunds ah you you think you're a man go kill him with a spear yeah or a knife this guy did it he killed a seven foot bear with a spear I wouldn't do it I'm not the the there's a couple problems with it as far as like a regular person like first of all you got to be strong as to throw a spear hard enough to kill a bear or if you're not you got to be close enough yeah a couple of those things are those those

68:18are both huge factors you you're taking a tremendous risk doing something like that so it gets out of the realm in a lot of people's eyes of like hunting for meat which is really the only thing that people respect if the average person doesn't hunt they do not respect trophy animals like trophy hunting rather if you say oh I want a I want a zebra rug so I'm going to go shoot a zebra people will get pissed at you I've always wanted to see a stuffed giraffe in my backyard people will get really mad at if you kill an animal for its skin but if you kill an animal for the sole purpose of eating it and you do it in an ethical way people they they go okay I get it because I eat meat myself myself and I buy fish from the store and and there's 95% of the planet does that but this guy who got there's this huge controversy with Under Armour and one of the things

69:04that Jason Harriston from uh kuu said he goes we don't Outsource our credibility yeah like our company is dependent upon us we don't have any athletes that we sponsor there's no there's no one out there that represents our brand that we have to make sure you don't say this don't say that all they do is just make great and I think that's the thing about a company like Budweiser I love that a company like budwiser Gets behind a guy like you but they can't they got to accept you for you they got to accept you for you dirty words and awe dirty words and all dirty you you know all right so we all know you're a uh meat eater what would your last meal your death row meal of choice be elk and jalapenos El and jalap I'm so pissed I missed out on that dude you tell me the next time you here I'll have you over the house I'll cook for you I seen you cooking it last night

69:56I know you're only here for a short time next time my friend was playing this out let's train let's get together let's get a little workout in a grill for you I'll bring some americ we do whatever you want yeah we could roll yeah we do whatever you want I want to I want to see how you set up some of your too I want to watch cuz you know what I really love that you do man that knee to the body that check KNE to the body godamn you do that better than anybody in the sport and you do it out of nowhere you you have a a beautiful way of delivering that when you don't know it's coming I think that's a really I mean there's a lot of guys that do it don't get me wrong but I think that you probably do it as better as good as anybody in MMA right now I like to see how you set that up all right I like to talk to you about that anytime yeah I just got my black belt I'm pretty excited about that I

70:41know Jujitsu Donald long time come long time come he's been over trained 15 years just putting on the ghee I don't get into it that much so well the ghe problematic the ghee's problematic it was cool it totally caught me off got had no idea it was it was coming so I was like oh wow cool people get so hung up on that goddamn ghee I'm a big fan of the ghee I don't I have a black pill in the ghee I don't think there's anything wrong with the ghee but I think people are too connected to an article of clothing and they're doing it for one reason one reason this is the only reason other than tradition because the guys with the ghee know how to use that ghee they know how to hold those collars they know know how to grab those sleeves they know how to control your ass in a way they cannot do when you're slippery so if you guys go in there MMA style and you're wearing shorts and he's

71:27wearing shorts it is a completely different ball game and no one wants to admit that I do every time I go rolling the again hey man if you want to take a collar choke go ahead you can have it I don't even know how to defend them that's if you want to win by that go ahead you can you can go ahead Ezekiel the out of me yeah whatever you want to do listen it's great if you get in a fight with a dude with a winter coat you know like Jimmy Pedro is probably the last guy in the world you don't want to get in a fight with if you have a winter coat you know Olympic gold medalist Judo dude's going to drop you on your head that's the wor but so funny story you talk about Olympic gold medal Judo my best friend Eric Bon camp and I this is before I started fighting got intoing a street fight down in Colorado Springs oh Jesus and the guy had his Judo jacket on right and we were

72:09like yeah whatever we started a fight with them this I don't know is the uchim Matas out they when they throw you there's a couple of those holy he threw my buddy threw the plate glass window oh did the mic drop and walked off and I I just stand like holy he threw him through a plate window down downtown Colorado Springs Colorado like we were in the down to the bar District fight started not even a the dude just was like whatever my buddy came at him he just grabbed and threw him through the window and I was like you win well you know one of the things that I recognize really early on in MMA is there's certain guys there's just giant levels of right like we're seeing that with Damen Maya right we saw that in Damen Maya fight with Carlos Conor there's of this jiujitsu and Damen Ma's got that hicks and Gracie style SM jiujitsu and it's just perfect technically just perfect everything he

73:05does is perfect well there's like like when Kyo perisian first fought in the UFC I remember going oh okay I just haven't seen this level yet right like this is tossing people he would get that cow perian is early days would get that overhook he would get that overhook and he would bump you and send you flying and everybody went flying Kyo threw everybody he came down Jackson he threw me he throws everybody and talk about like a morale killer you get thrown in front of millions of people you're like oh and he throws you perfect yeah you know he is uh genan Lael goar kavian you know it's like that whole uh that whole lineage of ju of Judo is very strong that highest on grappling that's very very strong lineage of Judo they have strong Judo man and you know and that's where Rhonda came from she spent a lot of her time there as well under Judo like Judo Jean Judo Jean's like

74:01always at her fights you know is she coming back you got to talk to her brother I haven't talked to her you know I haven't either I don't I don't have the direct L to Rhonda I always feel weird like when someone loses a fight like I don't if I reach out to them I I just always feel weird you know I always feel like I don't want to I if I want to I want if I see someone in person four to one on you buddy come on give another one bro step your game up brother yeah but I ate tobacco and smoked weed we're probably really close this one's done I'll move on to number three going in all right but like levels of uh like you know you see levels of everything in sport and I think that's one of the things you're showing man I think you're showing a level of kickboxing that's a very when you you're hitting those kind of combinations man now I believe in my wrestling you know that's I think

74:51that's the key big key in the cotay fight and in the Rick story fight you took both those guys down and I think they were probably like what yeah what the but I mean I just the confidence in my take down defense is allowing me to really open up and believing in myself is really like I said when I reinvented myself you know I just started like when someone comes into the gym I'm you up you come down ja I'm beating your ass like I understand so it's just except the fact that you're not sparring yeah but anymore back in the day back in the day well even you come in you come in and and we do MMA rounds I'm you up right yeah and uh I just need to like somehow figure out how do I translate that into fight night because so many emotions this last fight I was the worst I've ever felt in my whole life you know I I talked about that with Megan after the fight I had the worst headache and

75:44was like legitimately sick all day before this last fight and you you know Greg Jackson is like cowboy this is what you train for every day this is to beat somebody on your worst is is what you have to be prepare for you know and uh it was just warming up I didn't feel it it wasn't until we started walking out that I was like K find the gear let's go you know and had just had to get it this I think there's a there's a legit question that I asked you in the last podcast I said um have you ever talked to a mental coach you ever work with a mental coach yeah and you're like no I just go out there and kicks some ass eating eating and kicking ass that's it um which I think is very ADM and it's fun but I think you're you're at this this there's this there's this crust of the elite of the elite right now and you're at that crust and I think in that that top Echelon when you get up

76:38there with the best of the best I don't think there's any room for potential I think it all should be played out you should you should have realized your potential as much as possible by the time you got there and I think a factor in that is mindset and I don't think it's just being tough and going out there and kicking ass because you've already got that down to a science that's you I think there are some strategies and there there are also some tools that you can use in terms of mental management that keep you in the proper channels and don't allow your mind to wander so you don't have to bring your mind back yeah and say ah I don't think about that let's just we're here for this this is what we came for you don't need that pep talk okay because you never go down that bad Channel you're always staying in these positive channels and the thoughts come

77:25in like they do with everybody like when I meditate or when I get in the tank people think you just go in there and you Zen out no I start thinking about stupid I thought I start thinking about God I got to clean my office I'm such a slob you know like uh little things you start thinking dumb and I'm writing this down take them back in and uh and mental coach I'm going to connect you to Vinnie shoran Vinnie Shan's a guy that works with Joe Schilling he works with uh Ian McCall I've done two sessions with him he's a hypnotist he's also he's also a Muay Thai commentator and a coach and he knows his especially when it comes to striking I think you would get along with him just because of that all right but he's got some really I've done two podcasts with him too you can listen to the podcast he's got he makes some real legitimate points when it comes to understanding how the mind works the

78:14tricks he can play on you and how bad decisions from the past can with you in in terms of like bad things sort of Define you and you got to figure out a way to alleviate yourself from any responsib meeting with him before after the the Mt trip before before we got to get ready so we're get ready we got to get ready dude you know like when those astronauts go into space bro they they don't just Aubrey with is do it Aubrey's the shaman he's the one who's going to put on the whole thing he plays the music he plays these South American EOS that were recorded by him in the jungle it goes deep it goes deep but what I think I think you know and I think you're already coaching Yourself by this like Reinventing yourself right re-evaluating your diet starting to add supplementation taking care of yourself better approaching things in a more professional way cutting out the

79:11sparring working entirely on Drilling and you're seeing all these results choosing to go to 170 and be healthier when you're fighting you're seeing all these results all these results are like this gravitation towards Improvement and advancement and I think that there's a a thing that men have and I'm guilty of it we all are where we don't want help that's why women are always like men don't want directions I'm like I know where I'm going you know don't worry about it I mean it's classic my wife does it all the time I know where I'm going sometimes I'm not even exactly sure sure but what I know is I don't want to hear her tell me where I'm going because if I was just driving on my own I'd figure it out like it would be no problem but when someone doesn't think you're fig it's like men have a real issue with um with being coached uh uh on things that could be potentially

79:57thought of as weaknesses sure like men don't want to go to like a couple's counseling and have some other dude tell tell you how to communicate better with your woman or your man you know whatever you're into or man or gay guys go to counsil we can't go down that path that's gets angry America hold it up America I got to pee cuz I drink too much America go ahead go ahead cuz I'm glad you left I don't know what the I was saying I was I was going on about something completely Preposterous what was I saying mine coach oh we have a men have a do have a problem um a lot of us do with um thinking that you are M your mistakes you are your faults and you are your weaknesses so they they they get branded into your system and once these things get branded into your system they're really difficult to shake because you sort of Define yourself not by the lessons you've learned from those

80:52experiences and you being this conscious entity is existing right now not in a state of mistakes and of errors but of life you're living right now with information based on your past and you can go forward from that and be like really positive and like go wow I'm glad I went through all those awful things because I know that I could be a real or I could be really or I could be really foolish or impulsive and I could mess my whole life up but I am this guy right now if you don't like learn that then you can go through this life going hey I don't give this is me this is who I am and I don't want I don't want any coaching I don't want any advice but there's a bunch of other people that have gone through similar experiences and you can call them coaches or just call them human beings with information and there's people that have gone through a bunch of experiences that are

81:40real similar to the ones that you're going to go through or I'm going to go through and these people were talking about learning from uh other men that like learning about like weaknesses like like emotions and about like uh fears and and just you're own mortality you know all those things are real issues men don't like learning them from other men so you're like I don't need that you know right yeah you know what I'm talking about I know what you're talking about got to get back in the group bro you took the leap you reset we're resetting on in other news yesterday I was outfitted for a new movie I'm doing Western you're doing a western how weird it's actually not a movie it's a Netflix series I got six episodes holy cool right that's gigantic I got to do Cowboy what is it it's a it's called Godless it's a it's a I'm part of a gang Train Robbery gang holy I know I'm pump

82:34man I'm excited wow that's amazing I know we starting uh on the 12th have you ever acted before well I did Always Sunny in Philadelphia but I played me here's what I think I think you're going to kill it right out of the box and we're going to show the world how easy acting is godamn people think that is hard and I'm not I'm not a good actor by the way I just say that right off the bat but the to I know a lot of people can go right from other and become actors yeah I mean I'm more excited about shooting guns and riding horses and I bet you are you should be that's real yeah I mean yeah you don't want to get too pumped up about fake it's be I'm about to do some fake oh dude you get to wear makeup what kind of so that's this beard they tell me they tell me keev we need you to grow your beard all your hair out and I said well this is a little bit of a problem up top

83:25here but uh I'll try I'll go ahead and give it they want you to grow your hairl tell me give me a wig like Kevin CER and they said wig yeah he said wigs are uncomfortable but uh they want a grunge look out of me I said all right I can do grunge can't you just be a cowboy with a shaved head didn't they have Buzz Cuts back then I mean where would you buzz your head you'd shave it all and you'd let it grow back a little knife no one of them nice straight razors they use those uh Western type places that people go to while we're while we're raping and pillaging across the countryside I'm just going to campfire lit mirror cut that's what they would do they would and they would sharpen it with a stop you sharpen it with that leather thing never understood that how the does le leather sharpen a razor blade do you understand I do not I I buy a new razor every time here's a a rabbit hole that

84:13I've gone down recently I've been uh going on these Instagram pages of Custom Knife makers these dudes are you the person that likes all those is that why I keeps coming up on my uh probably my life feed I love who lik who likes all these big juicy butt girls and all these kns this guy this guy um these um guys that well I'm sure there's some girls out there too but I've only followed guys that are they have uh their own uh forging facilities and they make the she and everything they're clanging the metal and putting in the fire and making handmade knives and dude I'm obsessed with this I've I you forced me to creep just because they're on the on the whatever the whatever that microscope the what is that thing called the search search yeah the search the search page it might be because we follow each other and then I'm going to those sites all the time

85:05fascinated by it man I don't know what my original point was it's the tool yeah a lot of people making cool out there but that's the rabbit hole I've gone down is home how crazy is it that someone is good at making that and how good you are speaking through people's Souls see but this is easy this is just talking no it's not though it's not easy what you do is not easy you could not I couldn't just go get someone off the street put them here and be like all right I need you to interview somebody uh for 3 to 5 hours and keep it entertaining and have no dead time and know what the you're talking about see that's where you're wrong I don't not know what the I'm talking about I don't remember what I was talking about when you were your DMT speech was you had you had me rapping arm I'm ready for a Mainline drag so I'm ready for it I've given that one before I know that one real good

85:52it's like asking you to throw a jack you could be Hamed bad does that pit you up when you're at the shows I've been to a lot of your shows and everyone's always like d when you ask people what do you want to type on they're always like d you're like you dude I do that you know so that's I just tell him go on YouTube go on YouTube I can't talk about it anymore and there's nothing funny I could say about it either and it's definitely not something you could say in front of a giant crowd of people where they're going to understand I try to explain Doug stop had a whole bit once because I got him high on DMT and blew his mind and he went and did a whole bit about about me and him doing DMT in my house I thought he was dead he was moaning and foaming like legitimately foaming at the mouth he was lying down going for 15 minutes no it was a solid three of Moaning with the point where

86:37I'm I'm going oh boy he was maybe he was just purging well I just started thinking what did I do like I made Doug do what I do right so I'm thinking ah he'll be fine that's why I'm not doing what you do you say three this is giant hits I'm going to do one and a half here's my point you're healthy Doug stand hope smokes two packs of cigarettes a day he gets up starts drinking stops when he falls asleep so now it matters of your your physical well I just think what was going on and I wasn't bad for him he came back he was fine it's a natural drug that is in the human body you don't overdose from it no one's ever died from smoking DMT how many people have done DMT I mean yes I'm saying so how can we how can we have more now than before yeah cuz you're pumping it but how we don't have a very audience of people we can pull through like yeah this you've definitely ODed on

87:28LSD or on alcohol this is what I think without being irresponsible I think that if you have any psychological issues you probably shouldn't do anything that perturbs your your your your state youry I should not do it I'm fine crazy B crazy but I think that saying that just saying that getting that other way it could benefit a whole lot of people there's a whole lot of people that could benefit from it that's that's what I'm saying all right but I don't think just for that there's a way to do it through Kundalini Yoga apparently do you know Denny uh propos he's one of Eddie Bravo's black belts maybe you seen him with me a bunch of times he works for the UFC sometimes he um uh kind of does what Eddie used to do where he recognizes um like what they do is like they're filming uh certain positions like when Damen mayia finished Carlos cond like it would either be Mark

88:19deligate or when Del grat is out um uh Denny will fill in the place so he stands the transitions so he'll pull that clip up for the replays right and um Denny is uh a big proponent of Kundalini Yoga and he's also he's done DMT and when he does Kundalini he can achieve those States how I don't know I don't understand Kundalini I've never done it but it's what the does Kundalini Kini is a series of exercises and meditations in yoga that are widely purported to achieve psychedelic States there's other ways to do it too there's holog holotropic breathing there's like a psychedelic breathing method that you can do that can get see DMT is produced by the human body sure so you just got to get your body to make it and so access yeah there's there's ways that people have figured out where you can stimulate your body's production of this natural psychedelic chemical so not just

89:13through taking it exogeneously like smoking it or or drinking it when you're taking iasa but to make your own body produce it and the and the reason behind it is for near-death experience right to like make you feel okay I don't know what the reason I feel like I've experienced what you're talking about when I almost died everything I was in the most pain ever been in I tipped the gurnie over threw up all this blood and they put me back and then all of a sudden it's like overwhelming feeling feeling just overtook me and everything was just okay like I was okay to die it was craziest feeling I've ever had like everything was I had like no no fear and I had no worries in the world everything it was just like okay like everything was just like a giant ease had lifted off me I've heard that before I haven't had that experience but I've heard that before well don't try and die

90:03yeah I have a friend who almost died in a car accident she said the same thing she said right after the car hit and she got she smashed by this this car slamming in like they got T-boned she flew across the the other side of the car and smashed into her friend and there was this immediate like feeling of Peace yeah okay this immediate feeling of everything's going to be all right in this weird love sensation I didn't see any Geographic shapes telling me well cuz you were knocking on the door so you got of go inside I I get one more rip i' have been good well that's what the the the worry is that when you're doing DMT what you're seeing is the afterlife you're seeing that there is some place that the soul goes and that the soul is not just a concept that's based in mysticism and lies and and Fantasies and lies well there's a lot of people that look at things that you

90:54can't prove absolutely it's Faith that's that's the big Word of Faith Like if you look at something like a soul like you can't prove it you're right you can't prove it definitely we all agree on that but let's examine what the it means to be a person we don't know what it what it means to be conscious there's all these ways we can Define it and talk about it where it makes sense but it does not make sense that you are looking through your eyes and living the life of Donald Cerrone and I'm looking through my eyes and I'm living the life of Joe Rogan and we become Pals and we have stories and we talk and you say things with your mouth and I kind of understand what you're saying and I say things and I hope you understand what I'm saying and we we laugh we have a good time we drink a few Budweisers like this is a bizarre state to be in super bizar clinging to a circular ball like

91:38some gigantic huge pack of water and dirt and rock that's hurling through Infinity this is strange seven others it's so strange it's as strange as can be life is way stranger or as range as anything you're going to experience on DMT you're just used to life I like life I like life too life is awesome so what uh let's talk about space let's go there let's do it what what what the is out there man I mean everything so I talked to BJ pen he thinks the World is Flat I understand this heard this crazy is that right he believes the World is Flat and that when you take off in an airplane you just do like a big you don't go around the world you just kind of do like a why here's the thing why why would anybody lie about that what where's the where's the money in lying about the Earth being flat it's so stupid so stupid it's so stupid he thinks Columbus Columbus might have been

92:37on to something listen man there's a bunch of people making YouTube videos okay and these YouTube videos confuse the out of people that don't understand physics like you or me I don't understand physics but physics or not it comes down to when you sail around the world yeah you go around the world around the world you follow GPS yeah you follow the map it's not like you're just going to what you just hit a wall like up every image shown by NASA is a composite of the Earth the actual Earth itself shut the up look you can go in the space station you you can see it there's a is everybody that's been to the space station lying every Russian every American there are all bunch of liars and they're all Illuminati you know how stupid that is to think that everyone has been faking every image of Earth being round oh and coincidentally the Earth is the only flat thing we've ever found in the

93:28Universe cuz all the moons all the planets Jupiter all that shit's round as what's that these are tree stumps by the way according to the Flat Earth theory every giant rock okay we're being trolled dude this is not real this is there's no way that's a tree stump how big would that tree be this is a an elaborate forchan host there're slowly trolling America oh the tree would have been that like Pandora sized tree definitely makes sense right wow it's legit and what happened to it it got knocked I don't know the not the dinosaurs I don't think they believe in those the reality the reality of Earth and space is crazy enough you dumb you don't have to fake conspiracies the reality of this whole thing is so Uber bizarre we're in a giant ball that's floating in the sky above us is something a quarter the size of us it's floating in the sky and it doesn't even Spin and you need it there

94:27and it regulates the tides and if it was any further or any closer everybody would be dead that's crazy that itself is crazy you don't have to pretend you're seeing trees you don't have to pretend the Earth is flat you retards that doesn't help anybody where faith comes in like they're saying how can all these things fall how don't know physics they don't know Jamie explain I can I I took physics like in high school a little bit in college and when Eddie was going on his rant I was I couldn't remember all the things to say it so I wasn't going to break out physics laws and whatnot to break down each step but if you do physics experiments in class you will easily see all of these steps and you and it blows your mind you're like oh my God it's it's it's amazing how this works there's math that's been done over hundreds of years disrespectful to all these people that

95:15have been studying this stuff for centuries and building upon all of the knowledge of the people before them like when when a guy like here's a perfect example you could relate to martial arts what we're what we're seeing today when you see guys like yourself or guys like Damian Maya or guys like Wonderboy or any of the top fighters today or Mighty Mouse you're seeing the highest expression of martial arts that has ever existed in the world it is a fact it's an undeniable fact anybody that tells me the people from the past were better you don't know what the you're talking about there's there's no chance in hell this is an undeniable fact objective fact okay well this didn't happen in immediately didn't happen because one guy figured out how to fight like there's this one guy in Brooklyn that has this street fighting class it's got this deadly Touch of death that he could do to

96:07people and all this other things you've been it's all they think that chokes work chokes don't work they don't work on me what chokes don't work you go back to your friend chokes don't work the Earth is flat it's flat are you sure it's flat it's bananas to think that someone is going to be able to figure if you manipulate you can manipulate the weak Minds so easy it's not even the weak Minds it's the uninformed Minds that are busy and that watch YouTube videos that's what it is it's not even that you're weak cuz a lot of times when people speak well so what about this lizard people have you have you seen that right what the is that it's all it's all like like these are people that are aliens but they have you seen the YouTube videos have you seen them I've seen plenty of them that was one of the David like things right he believed that all of the elites were reptilians reptilians that's

96:57what it is if you defend that you're a reptilian and even and even uh If you defend it you are rep even uh uh are you putting it up oh yeah do you see that Saidi is investigating a possible extraterrestrial signal from deep space yeah they said this is not aov contact oh yeah yeah literally yeah literally she she's in it too that movie was dope as yeah well that's the image got you they're trying to but this is a real uh SE sign that they're investigating it is amazing man that movie contact was badass by the way I love that movie I mean there has to be there has to be something outside of our realm there has to not just something here's how Infinity is best explained this the best definition that I I've read not only is the universe infinite but what that means is if you exist everything that has ever happened on this Earth in the exact same order every Pebble falling into the same

97:56crevice over and over again I mean with no variation at all has not just happened before every word I've said including that pause has taken place in exactly the same way not just once but an infinite number of times where there is no end because that's what real Infinity is so we can't understand Infinity because our brains like if you tell someone hey we drank six Budweisers man you guys must have got up that makes sense you get those numbers do you really understand like when someone says 6,000 mil you go okay all right well the United States is how many, miles you got to go how many thousand miles past that it gets a little blurry right and then you go oh the Moon is 250,000 miles away you go what how far is that and you start thinking well the Moon is you know how far is the Sun that's a million well this they found this planet that's earthlike and it's four light

98:48years away what's that what's four light years how fast does light go I'm lost right 3200t a second right so what we have is senses and what we have is an understanding of our environment that's immediate to us because we're basically monkeys that just a few thousand years ago were worried about being eaten by right so finally we reach the stage where we don't have to worry too much about being eaten by which is why shark videos are so awesome to us right well so now you're on Evolution this is a this well I'm just saying this is a recent state where we're trying to understand things past our immediate area of things that are going to eat us so we don't really have the capacity or the need or we've never had the need before to try to understand what the 250 million miles is or 250,000 miles or four light years it's too it's too confusing to us it's hard for us to

99:42grasp so when someone starts talking about Infinity it's impossible to grasp because what Infinity means is there's no end it never ever ever ever ever ever ends so everything on this Earth that's ever happened like in in the universe not only is there a cowboy that never found that rec center and never got into fighting but there's infinite varieties of all the different lives of cowboy with every single different step you took and infinite numbers of each one of those individual choices with every single word every single phrase every single thought all in the exact same order taking place an infinite number of times I need DMT to understand this you can't that's not even going to work I don't understand it I'm saying it and I don't understand it because it's impossible to understand the universe has no end if the universe has this is the the main like mind blower of the

100:37universe inside every Galaxy you look up there there's hundreds of millions G inside every Galaxy is a super massive black hole that's 1 half of 1% of the mass of the Galaxy scientists believe it is entirely possible that you go through that black hole and you hit an infinite number of other universes that's each one of those is a new universe like every black hole you go into it is a new universe in that Universe there's hundreds of billions of galaxies each one has a black hole in the center of it each one of those takes you to another Universe of hundreds of millions and billions of galaxies and each one of them has a black hole and it goes on and on and on and on and on and there's no end so this infinite universe that we see is one of infinite universe verus that we can't even possibly understand there's no way there's no end to any of it all right

101:34so from this podcast we're going to go to the Church of Scientology and learn the truth for $500 we need to know I need to put you to an eer for only $500 and then for a million I'll I'll give you the the secret right yeah you have to uh blow someone oh so I here to get the I'm out I'm out I ate your tobacco I'm out how much worse is blowing a guy than eating tobacco SW how many Lighty years what is a lightyear what are we talking here light years bloodwise is pissed now they're talking about blowing guys oh man pull the plug on tone there some fat guy with a gut has been jealous of you the whole time very upset his Tai's flopping around he's running down the office right now listen to this have you heard Cerrone we're sponsoring this guy damn it they're talking about sucking dicks and kicking ass no eating and kicking ass come on now that we did talk

102:34about that one line where it's like wait what wait what I saw a dude got that tattooed on his arm sucking dick and kicking ass yes he did it was on Instagram see if he could find it he sent it to Wheeler Walker wheeler probably put it on his uh his Instagram wheeler is a different guy isn't he well he is a different guy he's a different guy I knew him before wheeler yeah yeah I know I know the real him I don't I don't understand the real what do you mean the real him see eating sucking dick and kicking ass oh in in the American colors well it's not that much of a secret so I can talk about it but wheeler Walker Jr is a guy named Ben Hoffman who's a he's a comedian from Kentucky all right he created wheeler Walker Jr am I supposed to talk about this why not it's obvious everybody knows it it was on his his show show and he's been but he just rides it into the Rocks like he comes on

103:27the podcast as wheeler Walker keeps the sunglasses on he's got the full beard but he's also been on the podcast as Ben Hoffman so when he's wheer Walker is he just talking Reckless he's a wild man he's just he's saying what he really believes when it comes to country music because he really is an absolute country music fan what is this the is this man when we hear this hold SN without the dicks hold you reboot it yeah Instagram's weird like that right here it goes let's hear what he says the is this man Snapchat without the dicks thumbs down dude need them dicks it's funny it's just ridiculous and funny man I'm a huge fan of what he's doing he's uh he's wild bro wild see like Corporate America would have never created that and that's how he exist he exists because he came up with this on his own and the country music world is freaking the out freaking the

104:28out this guy's selling out Arenas I mean wheeler Walker Jr since he's been on our podcast like like that was just when he was starting to catch on like when when he came on the podcast he was already like getting some momentum it was just starting to catch on and since then the more these videos get shared online the more people start laughing their asses off and they come to his shows are huge sold out giant places and he's killing it you're plugging him huge you again they didn't know it was coming man they didn't know it was coming you know why they didn't know because they're trying to make a Luke Bryant no disrespect Luke I hear you're a great guy Cameron Hayes is friend with you I'm not uh I mean shouldn't say Luke Bryant because I actually like some of his songs let me think of a guy who's like who's a shitty like here's one that wheeler Walker

105:12always talks about the Florida Georgia Line okay I don't know anything about those guys okay what do you know you got to do you know them I know them okay let's just walk let's just drop it let's just drop it if you are you friends with those dudes well I mean I don't know about friends they wouldn't they wouldn't call me and wish me happy birthday if that's what you're asking wheeler Walker calls it rap music for people who are scared of black folks oh wow he was talking about how they throwing their hands up they seem like fine folks they seem like great guys but what he's talking about on stage when he's doing what Wheeler's doing is something that no corporate entity or no PR firm would ever allow ever allow ever but look how goddamn popular it is because people like crazy they like crazy I mean so do you know who do you know who uh Riff Raff is no is he a rapper go ahead pull

106:07sounds like a rapper he is a white rapper and he his raps are like sitting with Joe drinking Bud kicking ass that's like his rap similar a lot similar but I mean he's you talk about about sells out Millions this guy's crazy though crazy he made his he made his his his uh thing off Rock our um G The Gents on VH1 I think it was who look at his teeth look at him he's he's out of control so I did a monster sign he sponsored a monster so I did a monster signing with this guy and he is who was two and a half hours late and he's got bet tattooed on his neck what the you expect MTV but bet as well yeah he's uh wild tell he's white tell him can you can you he's out of control so this is the same he does have BET right there on his neck so yeah I talk about the same thing he's he's he's he's outlandish man tipto in my Jordans is his is one of his songs tiptoeing in my Jordans yeah people uh

107:11they want something outside the norm and a good percentage of the people that are listening to this right now are stuck living some life where you have to pretend all day long that you don't think certain things I like he's dressed yeah he's he's uh he's wild man did you ever sag your pants like that no good for you no my dick's big to my pants up bless God bless you sag of pants is one of the things that frustrates me the most about this youth culture I would have thought that with the UFC now skinny saging skinny and sagging is a bad combo that's a bad combo that's confused it is confused that's confused but it's the new trend I mean everyone wants to be in the trend so whatever it is it is what the is why is sagging jeans why is it what is that it's all comes from prison right cuz they didn't give I've never been to prison so I have no idea I think the idea was

108:01that you couldn't get a belt because you would choke yourself to death you could hang yourself with a belt so that your everyone's pants are sort of sagging so it made you look like you were some sort of a criminal type character if you wandered around with no belt on like as if you're pretending that you're out there in prison with your Jordans on and uh pretending I don't know with your underwear hanging out I'm I'm I'm big fan of my jeans where they fit but other gay guys that were in prison or guys who used to guys in prison that have been interviewed said that that was how guys would let you know they were ready to be taken they'd have their pants halfway down that was that was an international sign for take the booty did you ever see that dude on like one of those prison shows they call themselves The Booty Bandit no you ever seen that guy oh my God I'm going to

108:43introduce you to a Wonderful World we'll get pulled from YouTube if we play this right won't we yeah most likely there's a a world of copyrights today rightly so I mean they they did find the booty Bandit anyway this dude was on uh one of those shows like TLC or something like that to go into prison and he would talk about all the different guys he and that booty was basically like currency yeah that was that's a dude you got to listen to this I don't give a booty is currency yeah you gotta you got this is you got to listen to what this guy talks about give give me some volume young Jamie what's matter I don't know we're being invaded by the government yeah we are Budweiser has hacked this show hacked it turn it off enough they're talking about sucking dick now they're talking about booty Curr we're talking about suck dick now talking about Booty's currency no sound on for

109:35some reason no sound on this or see if one of the other videos play sound how did CM Punk get on that list probably because Jaime's been drooling over CM Punk videos go back to the one you were just on CM Punk was CM Punk was on the side there suggest right there Joe r on CM Punk that's hilarious what did you say nothing good oh really nothing bad I don't know anything no one knows no one knows anything that's the thing I mean they want me to say thing here he is a booty Bandit speaks on it you okay this isn't working man this is not this is not the same video go to the one so we just figured out how to get it to talk here he goes the most you got two things playing Jamie told us was about the place and importance that booty somebody put a laugh track on it oh a what they put a laugh track on it here's the raw version of it doesn't have sound yeah go ahead it doesn't have

110:44sound oh give us a cliff note all well the dude was just talking about guys in prison and use using it for currency H wow oh the CM Punk thing I didn't say anything bad about him we you can't say anything about him like they want me to Hype it up like I it's very interesting he did the right thing he went to a real good camp he uh he didn't fight for two whole years he just been training you would have to yeah apparently because you can't uh there's no way you could learn a decade of skills in three months no and that kitty's fighting is good the Kitty's fighting can scrap I like the way he took that dude's back I like the way he choked him out showed real good technique he knows how to fight like it's not going to be an easy fight no I mean and and for Samm Punk it's it's to fight someone in the UFC call him Phil Phil yeah all right fair enough to fight

111:35that's his name right he's gonna be Phil Brooks when he fights I think I'm pretty sure no they're coming out of the punk are they really saying CM Punk why not because I don't know well they must have made a deal with the WWE so they could use Brock Lesnar that's owns everything talk about Illuminati Illuminati the Illuminati they own your likeness for life is that necessary I don't think so I think when I'm 80 I should be able to get that back is there another sport that owns your likeness does the NFL own your likeness for the life CM Punk Z see they got him at zero and this dude's only 2 and 0 but the kid's good how is he in the UFC at 2-0 cuz just so for this fight that's how he's in there well that's not fair they get you're right you're right it's not fair but it is because it doesn't matter it's not like he's taking a fight away from somebody

112:24no we go to see somebody look if the if the UFC wants to maximize wa why does it say 185 170s that's just a mistake on Whose part there's somebody who wrote it in there they they up all the time somebody you know these kids are barely paying attention and S punk in this shot does not look like a WWE wrestler no well he's natural I mean that's part of his uh his whole yeah well he's always been natural even if you see him we've talked about him and I talked about he's uh straight edge straightedge no booze ever no nothing ever no pot no nothing no steroids that's right we've had does take vitamins we've had his dog's name is Larry we've talked about this yeah good luck with all that dude good luck at all that living life sober oh I'm sure you're a great guy to hang around with oh I'm sure the stories and the fun that come out of his mouth definitely not a control freak

113:18definitely not like super weird about like certain subjects the out of here huh I'm with you man we we found alcohol in in hallucinogenics for a reason yeah well how dare you pretend you're smarter than all the people before you that have learned how fun it is to party it's the finger pointers the finger pointers get mad at e but they're the same ones drinking in their basement by themselves so they wish some of them don't some of them just keep it keep it rigid forever and then they die yeah I think there's a lot of people that just they cling on to whatever ridiculous Notions they have of this life and they get some sort of happiness in having control you know there's C certain sort of happiness in their routine you know like I you know some people who only eat I only eat for performance I don't really care about the taste what is that off what all the way off all

114:09the way off like what do you mean you're a vegan what the are you talking about I people don't want any diep Olympic um powerlifter who's a vegan he's a vegan that's pretty impressive I just well test that regular well well the last two years he's a vegan oh okay so still still very impressive he still can compete and he feels stronger than he ever has that's amazing no it's not amazing it's it's you need a medium juicy blood dripping out steak that's how I feel but I'm not that dude I don't think anybody should tell me that I can't eat meat and I don't think I should be able to tell anybody they have to eat meat I think if you're this dude that has it in your head that you don't want an animal to die cuz you you sink up with all these animals and you feel like if I can get through this life without an animal dying on my behalf that's better okay in this day and age sure but let's take

114:59away everything and say you are just out there on your own you're going to have to eat you're going to have to you're going to have to you can only pick so many berries there's only so many berries that grow seasonally it's not enough it's not enough uh calories no it's not enough you we are made I mean the vegans talk about gorillas they only eat bananas they actually like leaves and I me you only get bananas at the zoo you ever see a gorilla with a banana in the wild no they're eating like bamboo stalks and I mean regardless we're not we're not goras we're not gorillas we're not we're omnivores we are made to kill gorillas and eat them no I don't think people eat they definitely eat gorillas right I mean if if it was if it was eat a bamboo shoot or a gorilla I'm taking the gorilla down but I think they eat gorillas anyway like I know they eat a lot of monkeys like they call it bush

115:52meat like bush meat is like a real issue in some uh endangered species because uh they'll shoot like chimps and like that and they'll eat them yeah well if if it's you not eating or you eating a chimp you're eating a chimp buddy of mine was in Bolivia for that show meat eater he uh he host that show Steven Rella and they shot a monkey and they cooked a monkey and he ate it I heard monkey brain's amazing I'd do it I'd eat the suck the eyeballs out of his skull Budweiser like that's it that's it enough call Dana White enough suck the eyeballs out of a monkey skull really well he's holding a Bud wise that says America oh I'm glad I can make you laugh that suck the eyeballs out of monke oh my God this is all pre DMT how about that that's hilarious God when I come back and be a whole new man yeah man we have a real hard time eating monkeys I wouldn't be in eating monkey I

116:58don't have a hard time eating anything you would eat a monkey for sure yeah if you cooked up a monkey right now I would eat it okay I would eat just about anything would you eat primitive man like would you eat a neander to so if we were on the movie alive and my plane crashed I had eat and I had to eat some ass sometimes I eat ass for fun you know what I mean so I mean it's a different kind of ass but yeah I'm I'm going I hope you don't eat that that's the wrong you're doing it wrong are you using a spoon no no no that movie is not real listen listen if you are a man and you don't need ass there's something wrong with you your wife yeah someone's gonna there going to be a dude who says I really don't give a and he's going to come along yeah I I would literally eat I mean whatever why not why not why not you want to kill a snake let's eat it yeah especially if I got to stay

117:55alive I'm not a vegan obviously but taking the point of vegans I could see what what they're trying to do is they're trying to not contribute to any animals dying but they're put here to die I don't know is that a bad thing to say that I don't mean it like that but I mean we have to eat and we are the top of the food chain we're definitely at the top of the food chain and this this is way I used to describe it there's a war going on between all the animal on this planet and the war is for survival and we are so far ahead of the rest of the people competing in the war we forgot it's a war and we forgot that we have these prison colonies in our cities we call them zoos that's a prison Colony that shows you oh that we have won the battle over these stupid CUNY alligators and you have people like me that go swimming in Chase sharks and they get eaten and they're

118:45like ha one for the low column has anybody ever gone like getting eaten when they were diving that's not it's not very common at all really uncommon right I think it's maybe one I don't know maybe ever right he's probably an probably cut himself yeah chumming trying to get close to a shark like I'm going to do oh yeah you could do that right you can do that yeah absolutely Chum the water a little bit bring them in long as you have a lot of chum and a some sort of a pokey stick that I think if a once a a shark is in I'm eating you mode I think you're getting eaten all right let's play a little game I got G for you if you could pick any animal that all right you're let's let's put you in a concrete room mhm I don't care the size any animal that I could up you're naked you have nothing you're a squirrel up naked or with clothes squir squirrel would be your that would be

119:37your your animal that'd be the the highest you would go I will a squirrel up with confidence bet the house on me bam squirrel a 3 lb squirrel coming at you three lb is Big I'm talking about a regular squirrel a 1 and A2B squir squirrel one and A2B squirrel but seriously have you ever seen a 1 and A2B rat running at you they Scar the out of you I think a cat would be oh for sure vicious fight biting for sure yeah yeah I I have buddies of mine saying they' that dog up I'm like I don't know man I I think if that dog's coming at you in a vicious way I don't know if you can if you could take that you know yeah especially if it's a good siiz one like any dog over 70 lbs like a German Shepherd or something like that even a 35 lb Pitbull oh yeah well 35 lb Pitbull is with kill a 70 lb German Shepherd that's a tricky one cuz those dogs that's a different sort of what if

120:27you fought a shark would you have to be in the water I think have to be in the water it had to be in the water so no no water no like crocodile yeah yeah not no no 9B crocodile 9 lb crocodile man you don't want that you want that in your life but I think you probably you would get up 10B rattlesnake and I was 10 lb rattlesnake acking I just posted on on Instagram we we how long was it about as long as me he was mean bro he remind have you guys ever seen the movie Rango with the the rattlesnake that runs the town this this sat three feet off the ground and was like moving and dancing like literally three feet off the ground I've never seen anything like it he was pissed off he was the cowboy Cerrone of rattlesnakes yeah more mad I kept thumping him in the head with a little snake catcher thing oh you were trying to catch him with one of those H yeah because we got a little

121:21Hospital there he is right there oh my God so I broke the Rattler so he broke the Rattler cuz when I grabbed his ass he Anaconda roll up that up that uh stick trying to get me he would like roll crazy look at the size of oh man he was a big boy and he was pissed the off so there's a hospital right down the street that you take them and they milk them 500 bucks they give you so I can kill them or I take them get 500 bucks it's a good move yeah so then they they you know but we have this probably like my eighth or ninth one I've caught this year it's crazy oh wow so that's how they get roll see look look at him snaking up wow R so what happens to the Rattler now he doesn't have R anym they grow back every time they uh reskin or whatever that's really so they'll grow back every one of those levels and each one of those levels don't quote me I don't know I just know

122:08the bigger and batter they get the more buttons they get yeah like each year right they get a new one I I wish I wish I had the info for that but I just know he was a big that's a that's an old rattlesnake man that's a dude seen some seen some yeah um my dog just got bit the other day right in the nose swell up he look yeah swo all the way up I I thought he was going to I was calling the girl telling her hey man I'm going to have to put this dog down like did you uh take it to the vet no I'm not paying $1,500 for nothing I got a three I got a 3 Cent solution to that oh man hey I love my animals he lived he shook it off he made it shook it off right on the nose man he took it his face swall for about a week went down went down got him some pillow s it pen ayin gave him a couple shots and caught it a day yeah I had a two different dogs got bit one dog got bit

122:57twice I had to take him to the vet I had a crazy dog named Frank you PA $1,500 yeah yeah yeah and it worked yeah I had to I had to I'm with you see the way your bank account and my bank counter set up I don't have that $1,500 put it on a dog bill you got to put that aside and stop buying jet skis no no cuz I'm too busy living life having fun man I understand but to me like an animal that I'm taking care of becomes family I have to take care of him so if it was like my kid I would spend the 1500 bucks so if it's like my dog I'm still going to spend that 1,500 bucks dog is just a dog but a dog can make it a dog can make it a little kid is not going to make it if they get bit by a rattlesnake we're so soft could you imagine that we're so weak taking a so I almost got bit by a rattles like I was out of the lake walking around one struck at my ankle barely missed me so

123:50went and grabbed my gun out of the truck and I sat there I shot this Bing and instead of curring up and running off that snake would just lunge at me I'd shoot it again after you shot it shot him times I just shot yeah everywhere everywhere but his head CU I'm a terrible shot so well there him in the head you got to get way too close so I'm ripping this dude's body apart and he's like H somehow still summoning the the the muscle to like stay upright and lash at me Devil Dogs man for sure you think of what they are they're like when people talk about reptilians the people what what are they we worried about they're not worried about people turning into panda bears they're worried about people being reptiles so people being completely cold and focused on the task at hand with no emotions that's what a reptile is man that's what people are worried about put a sixer back here yeah

124:43it's going good again so hopefully you have something to talk about wor about it man we're talking about rattlesnakes rattlesnakes gophers and it is kind of weird that some animals have poison like some some creatures that live on this planet have poison and they could you up and they live amongst us like this rattles sinks all around where we are right here you know in the valley you can go out in those hillsides anywhere like go down the 118 and go on those hiking trails people find rattlesnakes there all day if you have a house and you live anywhere in the Los Angeles area it's entirely possible that if you leave an area undisturbed long enough a Black Widow will form a little Nest there entirely possible I've seen I don't know how many black widows in my life a hundred at least maybe hundreds I saw two last week here yeah in this place yes in the studio that Studios

125:38haunted we got him we got him I wanted that on that uh the CTI alien signal thing yeah did you look into that at all did you read the article that came out I the the really the really fun title is all I want to get into mhm okay this is why because I want to hope that there's actually it's not I don't want to like Al signal so when you go into it and they explain the likelihood of it being an alien signal that's super depressing yeah yeah I know this was the thing I wanted to ask you about though this uh it's called a Dyson shell did you see this no they said the uh the one of the hypothesis of if this was possibly a civilization that it's one of two types of civil I don't remember the it's like a it's a Russian named uh kardashev type two civilization so this is a Dyson Sphere this is a massive structure it's 3 m thick that would Encompass the Earth's orbit including the Sun and

126:31Venus harnessing the energy to then shoot out an omnidirectional signal which is what got which is what they picked up wait a minute what so it's 3 m thick and it covers the whole solar system yeah or half the first three levels of it up into Earth it would have to be that that's what this hypothesis says I don't understand the radius of this uh uh in order to make that sort of energy if it's not this it's a type one civilization which is sort of like what we are we can harness Our Stars the sun like we can do solar panels and then shoot out a directional signal uhhuh pointed at Earth which is how we picked it up but isn't it also possible that it's some sort of a galactic event I think that's probably more likely that it's just a blip and they don't know what the blip is yet I think it's too big Donald Cerrone so we went from rattlesnakes back to space yeah Jamie

127:23jump jump right back in he's been waiting he love space he loves the space space too I wish I could explain it a little more nobody can I mean even Neil degrass Tyson he Neil degrass Tyson had a real good point about the presidential candidates he said there should be an option it's called none of the above and that when none of the above wins we have to start all over again with new people that is a very smart option so while we're touching on religion I'm G try one of those again where I don't swallow it oh you're going in again what what is your outlook on on the presidential uh election here well it's good because it shows how stupid this whole job is of having this one person who's a part of a two-party system we have to like be a registered Republican or Democrat to vote in the primaries that decide who these people are that get to represent this party or that party and

128:13they get to this position and and there's only two of them it's Preposterous it's ridiculous that these are the people we have to choose from whether you like Donald Trump or you like Hillary Clinton you have to realize at this point this is not the smart way to do it I'm packing this yeah pack it up tight so put it in and Bal up with your tongue before I it's like lawn trimming so I just dropped it off inside my mouth okay you're going in for another one I'm pumped on it okay I get it now all right you got it I got it all packed in there there you go hopefully I don't swallow it I hope not that's a weird look though a it you're good you're doing all right it doesn't taste bad though that's what's interesting winter green gum yeah a little like winter green gum feel about girls chewing in my high school a lot of girls chewed ooh yeah those are girls that should move closer to

129:02cities as you realize sweetie um there's other options okay I know you want to fit in you want people to love you try DMT here you go well there's a lot of these gals out there that are forced they go to the outer regions of civilization they're forced to behave like Pioneers you know they got to go out there they got to make their own house they got shoot their own food that's is gone okay let's stop that stop that they're out there chewing tobacco shooting dogs when they get bit by rattlesnakes chewing monkeys godamn it sucking the eyeballs out of a monkey suck a dick kicking ass yeah wow we might lose with listeners due to this yeah it's over it's over this podcast is over it's been a good run 840 episodes almost right what is this one this is 840 yeah 840 we closed it down we locked it down with this one people were like I got a life I can't do

129:58this anymore I can't listen oh I had you on at work on the radio and I had to turn it off what happened what happened that's cool I wonder how shout out to all the blue collar workers out there listening in shout out shout out my people ladies and gentlemen yeah I'd be laying hardwood floors had I not picked up by the UFC you probably are in Another Universe somewhere out there an infinite number of times hardwood floors and you watching some other dude fight the same fights that you fought cheering his ass on maybe maybe mad I would probably be mad probably pissed off I would probably I I feel like I would be mad you probably would be mad I wouldn't be like and you took the wrong here's what I think I think the you're you who is you right now is a result of a lot of these decisions so it'd be really interesting to see who you would be if you didn't make the same decisions like

130:48who are you if you decide to never go into that record room and learn how to fight who are you if you have a fight and lose you never come back you never get better who are you you know I think who you are right now a lot of times is decided by a lot of the you've already done and how you feel about it who I am if I didn't walk into that record I don't know my dad always tell me whenever I'd up so I was like the worst kid bad like definitely not the worst kid I heard K stabbed his 2-year-old sister I didn't do that bad I I shot my sister in the head with a slingshot oops pretty close a a a childish mistake childish mistake so I feel like it was a rough childhood you know and I could only have sex on my back because I could only up so that should be the title of your book yeah my dad would say if only you could use your powers for good instead of evil you would make yourself out to

131:40be something great you know and and here I am so well telling people to suck eyeballs out of monkey brains and everybody is different everybody and for someone who is like you to pretend to be like your accountant is just as ridiculous as your accountant pretended to be you the key to this life is find out who you are and that is the hardest question to answer because who you are changes every day it's like you got to be true to whoever you are at the moment do you believe that who you are is a sum of the five people you hang out with it helps it helps right it definitely helps we feed off each other for sure you got to surround yourself as much as you can with people that care about you people that are they're they're they have the same sort of Ambitions that you have in terms of like they have the same they have work ethic they're not lazy they don't up they

132:28don't they don't ruin their life constantly because those people become like energy drains right you know it's not like you should totally abandon them but you got to be real with them you got to let them know you got to say listen this is what's going on and this is how everybody's sort of looking at what you keep doing this don't do this anymore like why do you keep you're doing this because you get attention when you do it because it's easier than succeeding cuz I I think especially in your line of work I think that self- sabotage is a primary uh Escape valve that who do think the leader in the self- sabotage is man I mean you go to Fighters like uh old school I mean old school Fighters like uh Roberto Duran like Roberto Duran right beats sugar Leonard then Durant one of the four horseman men packs on food starts eating like a pig gets too fat doesn't train hard says no

133:20MOS in the rematch yeah you know Tyson in a lot of ways was a self- sabator is Aaron Pryor became a crack addict you know got addicted to cocaine I heard crazy stories about so on a total side note you want to hear something really cool Yes Rick story fight I park at the RV park right is where I find my zen I get away from the strip RV park Zen I hang out the RV park that's another title of your book mhm I go to I go to the lake guess who my neighborwood who Suge Knight's brother Ron White Ron Knight oh how crazy is that what is that like so this guy this big giant black guy comes walking over me first of all his trailer is all black with red lights and and this guy comes over to me and he's like hey man one of y'all on my porch I said uh no no one on your porch he said yeah I think one of your dogs and on my porch and I said nah man I don't he's like I just want to make sure it was an

134:25accident it wasn't anything you know like malicious like you guys I need to make sure my my my area is secure and I was like n man I don't you know I don't think so that's kind of funny and then I look at him and I look at his rig and I'm like hey man like what do you do because he's in like a $3 million RV right 3 million oh yeah his my RV is really nice and his is extra nice so he said I do a little bit of real estate and I said no you don't like really what do you do he's like oh man I do a little bit of like music stuff you know what I'm saying um Death Row Records and I was like oh and then he just goes on talking about he's like yeah my name's Ron Ron Knight and uh you know I was in there with shug and I was like oh so then of course like any high schooler would I asked him any question you could ever imagine what was it like in the early days of NWA oh

135:25totally exactly I was that guy asking him everything what was it like how you know what was Easy E like and you know he told me that story that they did the straight out of content was pretty right on man like they did a real good job huh and I asked him about uh you know Ice Cube and he said that Cube he doesn't really go out and party he's just really to himself and making money and it it was any question you could ever think of I asked for sure we sat there you know for the all the nights leading up to the fight and he actually stuck around and and I got his number now we're we're Pals we went from someone on his porch to we're buds now was it a dog that on his porch I have no idea it wasn't me whatever you have to say who who on that dude's porch it wasn't me you know you're hanging out with some shady characters you're hanging out with some dudes who make some odd choices right

136:15well I didn't see it I didn't see it I have no idea I was like I don't I mean I said man that's a rude thing to do to a person right on their porch that's about as rude as it gets so then we do the fight it was fun we have Sunday fun day and I sent you that video what was that video you sent me that was the park in wreck holding me at gunpoint why because they thought all right let me back the story up let me get everyone plotted in here so I have two Labs should I send the video to him so we could play it can we play the video I don't know I don't I mean why is it legal what we did was legal I mean I don't know I don't want to get any of those guys in trouble all right so let's not play it let's not play it okay it's pretty outlandish video though yeah that wasn't me filming because I was too busy losing my mind just like my buddy Mikey so my dogs were at the

137:08marina loading the boat another boat rage incident of course cuz that's what I do what is boat rage like road rage but in a boat um but I wasn't raging my dogs run up there's this two there's this guy he has two pitbulls and my dogs run up to play with him well this guy starts losing his mind with us so it turns out all my guys run over to get our dogs there was no like commentation or any kind of fight or anything but they grabb the dogs the guy starts talking and one of my buddies like you the guy calls 911 and tells him we didn't know he told him that we had that we were pulling guns so we pull the boat out we're wiping it down cleaning it out well the park and wreck comes in hot thinking that we have weapons right so this is the wildest ever we're out there they're like put your hands up right wearing shirts shorts no shirts have no weapons clearly put our hands up and they're

137:56they start talking to the tal turn around get on the ground soon as they tell us the gun on ground these other two Rangers pull up hot right jump out with M16s and load and point the guns at us like crazy well at this point I lose my mind because there is no reason you need to point a loaded M16 at me like that right and uh yes so we start yelling and screaming and in mid between the scream the whoever the main Ranger is kind of takes charge and like just talk to me don't worry about what they got going on over there meanwhile they're pointing M16s at us so I'm like you shoot me like what the right that's the difference between you and me right I start crying I'm just like you coward like you you GNA point a gun on me I'm in a t-shirt and shorts like you you piece of and he's like so this is what the I swear to God this is what the ranger says look at me focus on me great fight

138:45last night uh I need you guys to focus on me right so mid mid mid me telling this dude I'm going rip off his throat he's like he says great fight great fight last night so are these guys are they all aware of who you are just the one guy is at this point but how friends this isn't some crazy methhead right like and and we're out there having a good time I'm not drinking for once in my life so I'm like sober running the boat we're cleaning at this point getting ready to and i' explain like my dogs got out this guy and so he says well they said do you have weapons so he's like cowboy do you have guns guns and as any true blooded American I said well of course I have guns duh it's in my truck so now the story on the other guy's part is looking more realistic right like God damn it of course I have a gun in my truck so they get the gun they run the gun of

139:38course it's not stolen I give them my concealed carry and I'm like dude we never we never wielded the gun like it never got pulled out it just it just so happens dumb luck that I have a gun right and uh I mean it all worked out in the end but cops are in a tricky position right there because like in in one way like they don't know what the is going on they show up yeah who the hell knows who tell you something you have to show up and I didn't know they showed up knowing thinking that we had guns so I'm losing my mind like hey man all the in the news like you can't just pull pulling a gun pointing at me saying you're going to shoot me like so I'm losing my mind and my buddy Mikey's totally off the radar off the hand like shoot me walking towards these cops oh no yeah it was uh that's not it was a while so in in the in the grand SCH me thing thinking once they told us you

140:24know the guy called and said you guys pulled weapons on them I see where they're coming from but it was just outlandish man out so common though that's so common people do that all the time they say you pulled the gun on them like what kind of what and I I always telling the cops like what kind of I mean you can't just do that you can't just call the cops and say oh this guy pulled a gun on me well you should get in trouble if you do do it it shouldn't be a free pass it shouldn't be able to say the guy pulled a gun on me and not go to jail yeah it should be the same if I pulled a gun it get in trouble and had the guy you know you know you shouldn't be able to just say oh this guy pulled a gun on me yeah well it's a conspiracy you're conspiring to tell a false narrative so you can get a guy in trouble for something he never did that guy winds up going to jail like

141:00you're a terrible person you put a guy in jail for something that he absolutely didn't do in the first place absolutely I mean I was like and that's what I had to break it to the couple like dude you know I just fought last night I said first of all there's eight there's 18 of us on the boat there's 18 of us sitting here like you really think one guy we're going to pull a gun with there's 18 of us like like any scenario you could think of in your life like we'd pull a gun come on man that's when the cops like you have a good point they like yeah what you what are you even talking about did you get the guy over did they get the GU no they wouldn't even bring it up so isn't that weird too like you can't even just like have a manto man with the person and go what are you doing man well first of all and then you can't even have a manto man with the cops because you're under Punk

141:38status right now of course sit down everyone on the curb like it's like you know they just like take your Humanity away anduh which enrages me even more of course but they have to do it they have to I understand from their standpoint you know they have to protect themselves because there's a lot of idiots out there you know but yep yeah it's it's one of those things where it's there's no winner there it's a terrible position to be in for both parties for them they got lied to someone told them you had a gun they come in thinking about their kids their wife their life their mother that no one wants to see them dead they got a you someone could shoot them this could be who the knows what they're coming to they're coming to a gun someone's got a gun you see this Chris Brown on the news no you seen this the cops are surrounded Chris Brown's house they won't let him out been there since 3:00

142:21in the morning cops showed up 3:00 in the morning they're waiting on a a warrant some woman says he pulled a gun on him so he's uh held up in his Mansion helicopters are flying overhead I was watching on the news at the gym today I was like what the did Chris Brown do I don't know if he did anything some woman says he pulled a gun on him so he threw a after that happened he threw a duffel bag out that had weapons and Drugs in it apparently and then well that's smart yeah damn well I for one have never thought Chris Brown to be a guy who makes irrational decisions I look at that gentlemen I'm like that's a guy that I come to when I'm confused and I need some guidance need some guidance he like you he so maybe he should be my manager maybe how about this we have many levels of management okay you come to me I go to Chris Brown and then we figure it out we work this

143:12out it threw duffel bags with guns that's hilarious I swallowed some of that that's you got to spin it out I got most of I got no it's already swallowed I got most of it still stuck in there but it's hard to keep it in there I'm I'm a rookie at this you're a rookie it's all right you're you're a white belt by the end of this podcast you're going be a blue belt I'll be a stripe I have a strip on my belt white white belt with a stripe see I there's nothing I have nothing against armed forces or I mean at all you know so I just just that was a video I sent you and it was just outlandish you know crazy I recognize um that it's a hard position to be a cop abely absolutely and uh I also so many Knuckleheads out there you never know especially especially everybody carrying weapons these days and you know what here's the other thing here's where it's tough for cops a

144:02lot of cops are Second Amendment uh Believers so they they support the right of a citizen to to hold arms to have guns and to use them in a responsible and legal manner all right so you lot of cops for my theory on this well it's not really my theory on on on on them but it's my theory of how I think they think so if I'm taking you let's go back to scuba diving let's just use scuba diving as an example if I take you cave div yeah if I take you cave diving with me right we're in a cave you run out of air right so my your only source of life is me right so you have to grab my air out of my mouth and we now have to share but what if you're sucking too much air and using up mine I have to make the decision I'm going home to my girlfriend my family so I feel like that's the same mentality they have to come with into these situations like they're coming home to their wife and their kids so no

144:52matter right get Peril I'm running here so I'm living that the that's what I'm saying at the end of the day you already used your air you ain't using up mine right so that's why I feel like they have to come into these situations like listen here we got called on you you pieces of I don't know the situation but in my mind I'm going home so whatever whatever that means and and I'm not mad at him for that I'm not either I understand that I understand the survival Instinct and I understand especially if they don't know you you know if you're I assume if you're scuba diving with someone that's someone is a really close friend that would be a real hard issue it would be that would be that' be way way way harder in fact if you show up at some scene and some dude supposedly assault with a deadly weapon and you know and you're wearing a vest and your guns drawn who knows who knows what the

145:36going to go down yeah it's hard to talk with this stuff in your lip but you do know you're coming home to your your wife and your kids yeah a lot of dudes make that decision there's a lot of dudes I'm sure though that would be in that Scuba Diving scenario and say i' would rather die with my friend then let him die down here it's a It's Tricky then don't ever come with me because I'm going home don't ever come me cuz I'm going home I'm going home I know that for sure I am going home that is the issue with that cave diving I watched this cave diving thing where they were uh exploring these ancient Mayan sites and the only way to get to them was going through these caves and they would go to these caves and find all these ancient Mayan ruins but they're going through these caves for like hundreds of yard yards hundreds of yards in a cave under the ocean where you breathe in out of a

146:25mask I'm like oh Christ I can't I love it I love it I know you do so I took my buddy my buddies always asked they want to go scuba diving with me and they want to go cave diving so I took them up to we have we have a cave in the mountain so I just took him in the cave of course you do we went in with we this is this is dry we walked in right walked into the cave with lights I made them turn the lights off and find their way out like all right you want let's worst case scenario here what the y'all going to do and they freaked out and every one of them had to turn their light on you know I'm like this cannot happen in cave diving because if we're under the water and we lose our torch or we lose our air pandemonia is going to break out we have right so I was like you guys fail I'm definitely not going diving with you guys but uh just to give them a little

147:04touch of what it's like it's you don't you really don't know who you are as a person until you're put in one of those positions like you can talk big and bold until right you've practice and and been there which don't you feel the same way about fighting mhm yeah absolutely I mean like that's one of the weirder things about uh people doing um like writing articles about fighting it's one of the things I've had a real problem with in the past where I've even gone overboard like to go after them so I I get real angry when people write like real disrespectful things about um about Fighters about their performances and like like unnecessarily insulting and not it's like we all um sort of agree that people that put themselves like First Responders like firefighters people who put themselves in in the the line of of of of danger in in the in front of danger for us we give them like

147:55this uh extra love and respect they deserve sure but when people do dangerous for our entertainment you know um a lot of times people feel the like rightly so there's some things that are just ridiculous there's some ridiculous that people do you know you like parkour people they're jumping from building to building you're like oh Christ by the way that guy's coming on the podcast that James Kingston guy can you hook him up with me because I would love to do that me and this have been talking he scares the out of me just looking at his his Instagram feed I can't imagine talking to him about stories in person but um but with Fighters I feel like that's such a it's a scary and a lot of ways it's a noble Pursuit because it's so goddamn it's the antithesis of what your instincts tell you to do yeah fight or flight yeah your instincts are telling you get the out of this

148:48don't do this you could get hurt this is bad we don't know what's going to happen this this is open-ended anything can go wrong and you have to prepare for this moment for months in fact really for years like by the time you get to a point where you're fighting Rick story you can't just dive in and fight Rick story you got to fight all these other people along the way you got to build up the ability the skills and the you know you there's a confident path in your mind that when is going down you know how to fight and you know how to execute and you confident that when you get in there and all that pressure is on you you can do it why because you've done it so for someone who's on the outside I think it's imperative really in this sport to to especially when you consider the fact that it's so devastating like when a fighter loses it can it can Define their life it's very

149:37difficult for them to overcome you know and very difficult it's the the lowest low you could ever feel what is the worst loss you ever had for the title when Doos got me this last time I wanted to just turn my phone off and hide man it's like the worst and and then you realize the sun still comes up and Joe Rogan still calls me you know it's like the world doesn't end but you feel like love you they love you if you lose or if you win there's no way you can know if you're going to lose you're going to win especially you can't say that you're the wining and losing is just a byproduct of Performing well right I mean and you can't say you're the baddest on Earth until you meet the baddest on Earth and there's the new new bad one coming right behind it there's always that's got to be the weirdest thing right the nipping at your heels how many people are calling out

150:27Cowboy good Lord I love it I love it yeah but the more popular you get right yeah everyone wants a piece of the pie but do they really that's my thing come get some but do they really or are they just big wolfing until it comes down until tell Dana calls him like Hey we heard you wanted to fight and they're like ooh right knee hurts my anle right there's a few guys you know definitely want it like if you call it Matt Brown Matt Brown wants it absolutely there's a few of those guys like and that's one of the reasons why Win Lose or Draw Matt Brown always gets massive respect sure you know even though he just lost to Ellenberger props to Ellenberger that was it was beautiful hell knockout right crazy powerful and back against the wall lost a bunch of fights in a row Ellen Burger comes back looking like a monster he had to reinv himself yeah and did a lot of training with Nick kerson

151:15too you know Nick kerson um down at speed of sport who works with Joe Schilling works with dosan Jo Works what a Stellar dude love that guy cigarette smoking beer toting right and just is real as I love him him and I once we we met and hung out we're we're buds man I mean we just uh yeah I mean I feel the same way real real son of a right and a great guy great guy he is he's funny I know you bring him on here a lot and talk but it's He's wild son of a I love it Wild As cool to hang with and you know what he came in after his last loss lost that that guy two times in a row by knockout but he was winning the whole fight until right fair enough but you know he came in with a great attitude about it and I think part of the great attitude about was losing to him by knockout before yeah where it wasn't like um like I have resigned myself I'm not as good as I thought I

152:08was it was hey man you lay those chips out and sometimes I mean he was playing the most dangerous game he was playing just empty the gas tank and attack and be as aggressive as possible and he was winning at it yeah but he got clipped and but he came in with a great attitude about it man great attitude I don't think very many people appreciate what it takes to go out there and do that to not play safe to just put the gas pedal to the floor I don't think you can I don't think I can I don't think anybody can unless you've done it so you're there watching that I think it has to I mean that's one the easiest thing that someone can do online like the trolls and people trolls got love got to love him in some ways I get it if I was 14 I'd probably doing the same was 22 I might have been doing the same damn especially if you're anonymous I've yeah with a locked

152:57account I've never uh I've never got on someone's account and just talked just random acts of talking that's the problem with talking it's always done by losers and that's something that that they don't understand and even guys there's a lot of guys that talk that have actually won some fights right and they they've actually had some success but they know somewhere in their head they're not doing all the right things they're CH there some missing things there's a difference between like talking like the way Connor does it like generating fights and and and but talking online Come On Son on your Instagram feed like come ridiculous that's ridiculous I'm with you so my next fight I have a little bit of a problem with it for one I'm a really good friend with them and great guy but my girl is her favorite fighter second second favorite second yeah it better be right yeah

153:46better how uh how wild was that right right that's pretty wild but I wish I could I wish I could handle a situation like that there you go spit it up I swall I don't know I just tell her how many guys have you had a fight that you care about Ben Henderson for sure great guy great guy um really that's about it to be honest with you yeah I'd like truly care about you know I I did you uh were you friends with him before the first fight yeah just because we grew up like on the ring of fire and the circuit together you know we knew each other um I don't know about friends but we've become yeah we've become great friends you know I gave I gave him tickets to the Super Bowl man that's pretty awesome right pretty goddamn good so thank youis first fight that was on that wec uh pay-per-view yeah that was uh that was the first fight I called of yours yeah yeah and then um then you had fight yeah

154:40that some was rubber band man man I gave Mary submission I could possibly think of he was good second one he just went ahead and choked me out in 3 seconds but uh and then the third one then the third one I I won a lot of people say I didn't win but uh super close fight super close fight real close fight those fights man I honestly believe that the scoring system is ridiculously inadequate and its Best exam like Joe loon versus um um uh Jim Miller I watched that again today I was like godamn good luck scoring this this a chaotic fight you know it's like there's so much going on fight much how much politics do you think fall into the scoring how I mean you see the judges and they're kind of usually elderly they're not really young young guys MH how much of man I kind of like I kind of like cowboy I like his Vibe I like his energy I maybe I'm going to tip the scale a

155:36little bit it's a good question they could un unquestionably be biased right fans are biased I'm biased people are biased well you're definitely biased sometimes I have to watch the fights on mute just because sometimes you got to watch the fight on mute and then watch it with Joe R you're like wow he swayed The Tick he he tipped the scale on that one for sure I tried not to I tried not to I told you before man I'm biased towards you though that's a problem I appreciate it I'm a legitimate fan you know and I try to be as objective as possible when things are happening in a fight you get excited I think I do my best to do it justice but I'm not scoring it you know I'm trying to be entertaining like being a commentator is a weird job dude it's got to be how much long are you going to do it I don't know I'm doing it last and I like it more cuz I'm doing it less so how do you pick the

156:23ones you want to do pay-per-view only the pay-per-view ones in North America no more traveling no more traveling no more fly Australia I I need to get on pay-per-view big shows yeah Vegas baby God I love those are easy that's a 40-minute flight for me I love Vegas everything's open that's the worst thing about traveling and fighting right you fight first thing you want to do is eat right and it's 11 o' and everything's Clos steak right Vegas ah 11:00 just going yeah come on in we got F we got rib eyes yuck F let talk about F really Goose liver love it love it love it yuck it's yummy it's good for you no neither one of those it's not good for you and it's not good tasting it's good it's delicious well I don't know if it's good for you you probably know more than me but I just it can't something that tastes that it's way better than the stuff I've had in my mouth something

157:09that tastes that oily like a giant booger I love it I love it it's delicious people mad that you that you have to force feed a duck you have to force feed a goose to make them have their Liv the liver inflates it gets larger when they uh get force fed but meanwhile you still kill them it's so bizarre like it's okay to kill him and eat him but for a while in California it was illegal to force feed him I fed a force fed a couple girls my Goose that's not the same Budweiser that's it enough Fat Guy's running down the hallway did you hear what he said he's Force feeding girls is goose God damn it people get mad oh man four feet of goose I didn't know that was has the thing Anthony Bourdain told me and then I looked it up he said they they actually gravitate towards the feeding pipe like our idea of what a force feeding is like we think it would be terrible to have someone dump food down

158:04your throat their throats aren't like our throats like they they like it doesn't it doesn't bother them in a way like there's some torturous that people do with factory farming like making pigs live side by side crammed in these cages and cows and living in their own we don't talk about that because we love bacon bacon is good it's hard to get it from a wild pig that's the thing about if you love bacon you love domesticated pigs folks the ones that you feed the finisher to and eat the bacon fatten them up yeah because if you eat a feral beefy giant muscular pig no it does not taste like that well you can get bacon out of it but the bacon like you see a wild hogs bacon like which is bacon is like uh it's like what's attached to the ribs it's like the lower rib area on a wild hog that is like a quar of an inch thick for all of it and then if you like if you

158:53get like a a side of bacon on a fat domestic Pig that is a fat slab because he just lays around a phoh pig is moving on the Move every day hustling hustling yeah you remember that old uh pork it's the other white meat remember that yeah it's not with wild pigs there's nothing white about it it's dark it's dark like a deer almost are you a pig hunter yeah I love pigs Li you know what I like about hunting pigs nobody gets mad at you yeah they're like come with a with a machine gun out of a helicopter if you wish please help me they don't give a pigs mow them down pigs just they and they make babies two three times a year why okay why is that like you you post pictures of machine gunning pigs down but if you machine gun a her elk oh buddy oh man right I mean yeah there things Steve Rella calls them charismatic megap there's like this the chain of charismatic large animals in the biggest

159:49one is bears like if you kill a bear people will be so mad at you but if you kill a pig there's a few people that are extremists they' be like any loss of life is horrible but those pigs they destroy ground nesting Birds they decimate populations of them they kill fawns there's a crazy picture like someone's like de deer like why do you say that man they don't kill deer wild hogs kill everything there's a crazy picture of a wild boar running off with a fawn in its mouth and it's uh it's a disturbing picture at home domestic yeah and they eat my chickens and roosters all the time oh yeah if you get within a a pig bite away like you'll just see the chickens eating the feed and the pig will just grab it by the head and eat it yeah look at that yeah that's what my chicken are like eating a calf all the time they eat everything yeah people don't understand that is a

160:41eating machine that's what a pig is they give zero well let's talk about how look so look that amazing wilderbeast eating a cheetah that's a wild boar eating a cheetah and then puts out you feed a pig anything and out comes bacon how great is that well you have to get them domesticated and they change everything about themselves they don't become this sketchy there's one running off with a fawn in his mouth look at that we're we're on this is African plains wilderbeast here uh is that I feel like I think that's a pig a feral pig that's that's I think that's your pig it might be Australia visit the page and see what the that is yeah I that's I think that's just a wild boar all right see that's the weird thing about domestic pigs Louisiana is in Louisiana yeah yeah that's just a wild boar wild boar is they get that real long snout but they don't have the same

161:34kind of tusks that uh crazy well not a wilderbeast wilderbeast is actually like a an antelope type species um we're thinking is a warthog War Hogs the ones that have that swords that come out of their face those giant huge tusks that's a little bit that's like the more extreme version of it but those things that we have over here that's W Haw there it is look at that Jesus Christ look at the hair look at his Mohawk yeah my friend Remy went over to Africa and shot one he said what things coming under his eyes what are those horns oh knows something that keeps something from biting its eyes I guess mean look how mean that is it's like gag reflex so when someone tries to eat your eye that that that goes in that dick goes right in your mouth and they puke up your eyeball that's a hard animal looks pretty vicious right there yeah it's vicious that's a hard ass animal you

162:24don't grow those kind of tusks on your face cuz they're pretty they attract females that's a that's an animal that knows it has a short window to eat as much as it can and hope nothing eats you know that pigs have spiral dicks yeah talk about getting screwed that's where it comes from is that what it comes from yeah oh they have they like they have spiral dicks so the Ducks we we reviewed that in the podcast I'd say that ducks have three foot long dicks I was wrong does Andreas antop theit Bird that's only 3T long have a 3ot they have like 13inch dicks though seriously yeah oh they have giant crazy dicks duck look at it that's a duck dick so they come in hot coming in hot because the females have been like programmed to try to prevent rape and the way they have been programmed to try to prevent rape they develop these like Labyrinth like look at that in the upper right hand corner Jamie

163:17there's a female female as opposed to what boy that's what I get in jail that's uh that's like the the inside of a uh a female duck and they have like these little trap doors where the dick can't get through so they have to like allow the dick to get through and they can actually cut off the breeding process they can choose what M our society in a lot of ways has to be allowed yeah it does it does it's super important this super important loud they don't they don't have a trapo but it's it's it might be 10 years but all they do is rape each other in the duck world they're just biting each other and raping each other I love hunting ducks probably one of my turkey my turkey pheasants duck is the order of birds I love to hunt I've heard that turkey with a bow and arrow is the I love it you can either center punch it or you can try and Guillotine it off with a

164:08with crazy i' I've missed every time I've tried so um you got to get them really close you got to get really close and you got to get him when he when he's up like clucking you know like when and you got and usually when you draw back he sees you and they're out of there I shot the first one that I ever shot last year and it was delicious but I was it was a young one it was only a year old and Steve Rell was telling me that a three-year-old turkey is super old and most of them never lived to be three but I was amazed at how big they are they're humongous right huge humongous I went I just went down I got invited to a hunt on the uh real tree Plantation down in Georgia which I felt like was the Butterball form like I feel like they just let a bunch of turkeys out of trap doors and we just smoked them no I mean we hunted for 2 days before we got one but uh you thought

164:53that going in yeah I was like great this is going to be like so easy they can't do that though real tree is like an established hunting brand they have to make sure everything's legit it was uh it was fun you know uh we got the birds and uh they're so good so good they taste so much better I mean the same thing with wild pigs they taste so much better than domesticated animals when you domesticate animals just you up the whole system but you have to like the game do you like lamb are you a lamb guy lamb you don't like lamb I'm not a big Lamb Chop yeah I don't like the game in it you don't like gamey food I don't think Lamb's gamey at all oh yes it is really yeah lamb huh maybe you've had it bad I've had all lamb there's a restaurant over here in Woodland Hills called brandy wine if you have a rack of lamb from them oh might change your mind Donald all

165:39right you got to go with someone who's preparing it correctly have you had it in a restaurant before I had it in a restaurant I've had it at my house everywhere I've had domesticated lamb see I don't know what it tastes like to you that's the I think that's the weird thing about taste buds like some people are into weird point a very good point I don't know what the they're experiencing I'm just guessing based on my experience yeah you know like I like really hot foods yeah like you like jalapenos and uh habanero peppers I like I cook with hot I like hot and you cook them and piss them off and get them even hotter yeah I like them raw too though I sometimes I try the jalapenos raw I found out that just a little bit of cooking though is the way to do it yeah jalapeno Raw give you immediate Johnny Rocket yeah a little bit holy I ate three of them last night big fat boys

166:24one them genetically modified jalapenos and it was game on yeah they're like a duck dick it's a big ass jalapeno but I I like hot food but I don't know what hot food tastes like to other people I just know what it tastes like to me but I know there's some that I can't tolerate like there was a restaurant that used to be here in uh in Ceno but the dude died unfortunately but it was called chili my soul and it was an all Chili restaurant and you would go there and they had like the Scoville rankings uhhuh they which goes up to like 10 which is impossible to eat but they had nines they had nines and they gave me a cup of nines and when I say a cup I mean like a thimble I was like really and he was like yeah really I go okay I'll try it Su at nine yeah so he goes with just a little Spoonful and I couldn't believe how hot it was sweating I'm I'm pouring sweating like I'm swimming why do you

167:16sweat when something is hot that you eat I don't know man I like it though that's half what I like about it at the jalapenos man I sweating just pouring like I was in a sauna last night eating your elk that you killed like a man with a bow like a man like a manly man yeah that's a that's a freak out man that's that's probably my number one addiction right now you're taking a vacation soon going El right I'm going on a bunch of them I'm going on as many I feel like if I was me if I wasn't me and I said man if I was that dude I'd go on a bunch of hunting trips I'm going on a bunch of honey trips I give a bunch of meat out to my friends I eat it all myself it's all I eat I don't I don't I very very very rarely buy domestic meat now and if I do it's because like I need to cook something that night I got some friends coming over and I I didn't defrost anything and I just got to bang it out

168:06quick right for the most part or if somebody wants it but I I don't feel bad I don't feel bad when I eat no because you domestic meat or like a wild game animal why would you you don't a resource and in a beautiful one thing if you were a Trophy Hunter and you just went and cut the head off and you're like oh yeah I did me and me and Callen got him yeah we got got this leopard I'm going to its head suck his eyeballs out yeah there's something up about killing things just cuz you can kill them but uh I you hunt a human it depends on how good they taste we need to find out what do you think they are what do you think a human tastes like probably like Pig you think that's what they say they call them long Pig who people have eaten them cannibals they call them they call them long pigs they've actually and you think what we eat like am I would I be a little

168:55sweeter CU I'm a Skittle milk delicious probably delicious I'm like beer battered Cowboy your your hams would taste like Wu like that Wu beef those cows they feed beer to in Japan yeah man you probably taste delicious well I know that like animals they eat certain things like here's a perfect example Bears if bears eat salmon like a friend of mine um made a bear ham out of a bear they call a coastal bear and he said this it tasted like you were eating like smoked salmon like they smoked a ham from a bear it tasted like smoked salmon you like beef you would have to taste like what you ate your pudding right You' have to yeah well that's the what the other thing is blueberry bears like bears in the fall that are stocking up on blueberries are Apparently one of the most delicious things you could ever it's supposed to be incredible like guys like purposely

169:52hunt only in the fall and only over blueberry patches just cuz they want to catch a blueberry bear you've never had a blueberry bear never had it it's supposed to be amazing I haven't either it's supposed to be amazing it's supposed to be like one of the most delicious things you can eat so yeah I think and when you cut them open they smell like blueberries like their fat smells like blueberries their fat is purple it's like a purple fat there's like a video of it like Steve Rella how many bears have you killed three did you make a cool necklace out of his claws or anything I have rugs I have rugs that I made out of them head still attached yeah the head's attached you have to right if you're going to have a bear rug you have to have the claws and the head on it got it's got to be people weirded out by it I don't think so I think i' that'd be a pretty badass thing to have

170:36right in your centerpiece well I eat them and uh in where I hunt in Alberta they have to kill them because they don't have no natural Predators so this is uh this is Steve renella doing it on that show mediator but see how the the fat has got like a purple Hue to it yeah yeah he takes that stuff and he uh makes lard out of it with that purple fat look at it see how weird it looks right yeah that's that's fat from a bear that's been eating blueberries see but we have this Jungle Book view of animals so people look at bears like your friends like they're your friends bears are all cannibals all of them are eating Cubs especially the ones that we go after which are all the males no kidding they eat their own cuups 100% wow they all do they'll eat every cuup they can get a hold why not why wouldn't you they just do well I think I think part of that is because they don't have a

171:24natural predator so I think nature balances itself out and when there's no natural predator I think something has to evil out yeah I think what happens is these bears become Predators against themselves and they they eat Cubs and they don't want competition with these young males that are coming up and they also want the female to come back into Estus so they could ble breed again so they just eat Cubs and they eat them for food they're finding now that they actually go actively hunting for him it's like here this is a terrible video of this polar bear killing this Cub and that that's the female there next to him like don't eat my Cub the females on the right and she's trying to keep him off help out very much he's killing her cub right now and eating it it's so common it's it's 100% of the males eat Cubs 100% could you imagine getting mauled by a polar bear oh man well

172:11they're the most up ones because they come out of the womb as Predators because they don't eat anything but meat they're the only bear that doesn't eat grass they don't eat anything else look they look at their environment they're they're there to eat seals and other Bears and the way they keep the population down it's by eating each other it's up and that's that's a simplistic description of it I'm sure biologist be mad at me but there's definitely Merit in what I'm saying there got to be nature doesn't do that with Wolves don't eat each other you know Tigers don't eat each other wolves have a predator exactly I don't know what predator tigers have other than people but I think maybe tigers had people as a predator for so long that it kind of balances itself out but Bears man up there by themselves polar bears they just eat the out of each other and then a lot of the places where bears

173:01are like even black bears like they're in these dense wooded areas where nothing other than Grizzlies can kill a black bear other than black bear so they kill each other it's it's it's a dark existence man and circle of life and for hunting populations like the people up there that live in Alberta they need need moose they need deer it's like a main staple of these people's diet like there's a lot of folks that live up there that don't they don't buy meat so they have to keep those bare populations in check because they kill more than 50% of all the fawns of all the Moose calves of they're keep population control and you know hunting it like you said is it has to be done well it people think it doesn't have to be done but they don't understand the numbers it has to be done when you look at the populations of people in this country that die every year from accidents with deer it's 200

173:501.5 million car accidents every year in the United States alone with deer there's no other I mean there's one solution they want to reintroduce cougars which is uh yeah I mean that'll work that'll definitely keep the numbers down but it's a it's very tricky you're bringing in an apex predator apex predator and you you only has a finite supply of food you're going to have to bring in some people that are going to have to control those apex predators and that's what we have in California there's a bunch of people that are professional Mountain Li Hunters that are employed by the state of California and when there's a problem mountain lion they go and kill it and it's all hush hush they don't talk about it but they kill 100 of them a year wow and they're all filled with cats and dogs they've been eating cats and dogs yeah of course yeah because that's easy yeah it's easy

174:34easy going they got him in the backyard caged up why chase a deer right he's got swords growing out of his head you might break a leg chasing after him I could just pre down in this dog on a leash stupid fat Rottweiler sitting in your yard with balls why'd you take his balls makes him nicer Jack him and carry him over the fence like they're a ragd doll that's a apex predator Wow have you ever seen a mountain line in the real in the real world I have I have how close in my old tree for at my cabin there was one I crawled up the ladder and he was in there laying on my blankets and then he watched me for about a week holy so you crawled up there how old were you 10 or 12 maybe oh my God oh 10 or 12 so you crawl up the ladder you had no idea no idea you get to the top and what are you looking at a big ass cat laying on my blankets is he looking at you yeah not really he was

175:31just kind of laid out there and I was like oh and just went back down the ladder and ran into the house and then he uh kind of just sat there for about a week while we were there and just watched us oh my God you just see him in the trees all week long he didn't move he just sat there and watched us just took over your tree for it he did a little oh my God that's terrifying that's in South Park Colorado holy and what was he eating while he was living in your tree fort I think he was waiting on me wow it's called now holy w i mean the tree4 it wasn't even that High I mean I bet you eight or 10 lad rungs whoa up a tree holy maybe 200 yards from the house I mean it was just right there and how' you know when he was gone we went home I didn't know he was gone we just left for the weekend that was it family vacation was done oh okay yeah we didn't live there we just go up there and hang out

176:27oh God damn it's wild crazy I se a bear I I drove by a massive bear um down the four-wheeler Trail he was standing right there next me just drove right by him I was like oh I seen a bear chase a kid on a mountain bike is this in Colorado in Colorado I was on my black bears right yeah black bears there's only a few brown bears in Colorado right there's not that many it was definitely a black bear but I did see a brown bear chase a kid really yeah chase a kid was it a color phase black bear it might have been a color phase I don't I mean he looked Brown and big I was young oh my God chasing a kid we were out riding our dirt bikes and there was a little kid on a little 50 like a whole range ahead of us and you seen the bear hauling ass down the mountain after the kid on the on the bike it was insane that yeah apparently more black bears kill people than brown

177:26bears apparently black bears are much more likely to be Predators on people than brown bears are it's not impossible that a brown bear would do it but it's more likely that a black bear would do it I don't know I don't know why yeah I don't know I just I've never been attacked by anything like that and that was a close ever been but NE neither neither incident raised a threat to me Rell was telling me about this one dude that he knows who took someone he knows on a the first hunting trip ever right in the tent gets attacked by a 500 lb predatory black bear attacks him goes in the tent and trying to eat him grabs his head the dude's friend comes in shoots him shoots through the bear hits the dude in the wrist oh so the Bullet passes through the bear hits the guy breaks his arm of course the Bear runs out and then they have to chase the bear down it runs

178:14into another tent they have to shoot the bear first first hunting trip ever well they got it they got it yeah I mean what a story I've had a backpack and had a uh a black bear in her two Cubs in our camp we woke up in the morning unzipped the tent there was a I just took my 45 and just unloaded into the sky that's good is it yeah and they ran off they were right they were right there in our in our little area holy The Mamas are the most dangerous they say the mama yeah they say that's the big thing that happens in like like uh yosity or Yellowstone rather in Yellowstone when people are trapping around they're just up get near theb uhuh and mom is like that uh I can just take care of this real quick yeah just rip you apart God could you imagine getting a tussle with a bear we are not equipped for that no no do you ever see that video not even with a spear I don't even know if you gave me

179:10a spear no and said and in the Red Corner right I don't know i' be standing there like holy what is this dude doing with his Club I just looked at bear pictures on on Google search this was found on Google Maps a fat Russian dude just beating the out of that bear with a stick that's khabib's Dad yeah holy yeah I don't know what I would do i' if you gave me a spear like you're the guy you talking about that killed a bear with a spear is impressive what do you do if you're one shot and you blow it now that motherfucker's like mad at you mad coming in hot did he have a sidearm with him I don't think he did so my question is if I go spear hunting with a bear and I unload my Spear and the bear mauls me can I then shoot the bear with a pistol yes you could definitely shoot the bear to stay alive stay alive yeah because to stay alive berda has an open weapon

180:06policy like you can use a rifle you can use a shotgun you can use a crossbow you can use a spear think they're going to Outlaw Spears now because of the outrage because everybody's pissed which I think is honestly a good idea because most people are not going to be equipped to do it the way that guy does at the very least I think if you're going to kill a bear with a spear you'd have to go through some sort of uh um spear chucking Academy yeah well they there should should be some sort of uh certification course where they know you're competent with the spear you know because a spear requires massive physical skills you have to be strong as you have to be a person who can throw a lot of weight it's not as easy as like pulling a trigger there's a lot there's a lot of physicality involved in killing even pulling trigger I think is a gutless thing sometimes like you

180:47shouldn't just be able to pull trigger you should have the passive hunting I think hunter safety your shooting aspect should be a little more in depth oh yeah I don't think you should be able to maim a animal wing it right like you should you should have to put some groupings together or something handgun or or rifle yeah you know you shouldn't be like okay yep it's not loaded you know how to put the safety on and you're 12 go get them yeah I completely agree because when you pass one of those hun safety courses what there are is about I was 10 I was they're easy to pass but questions you just have to know things and you have to get 60% of the questions right yeah that's it that's it you just got to get a d a d yeah and then have fun with your dad and his Hunting Buddies yeah don't try and burn one of them one of them trying to there's there's a way there's there's a

181:37way to teach people to be competent first before you allow them to do it I think that's probably the best way but then people hear like that like you ain't a fringing upon my rights I'll teach my son how to do it I hope hope you do I hope we do but if we're going to regulate it at all it seems ridiculous to me that you don't regulate competency like people should have a certain amount of ability before they go hunting or before they go and shoot a gun at a range any kind of yeah bearing arms should be imagine if they just gave you a car like a license is do you uh like ask what's a red light what's a green light yeah what do you do when you hit a stop sign and you you answer these 60% of these questions right and they give you a car and that's how you learn you learn by driving out there in the that's kind of what you're doing with guns you know you just someone passes a

182:21course and then all of a sudden they got a gun and they're just wandering around like you should you should know how the and you go hunting and then your dad's B's like you got him on a on a 410 let's give him a 12 gauge godamn it right now you're 10 with a 12 gauge yeah having fun or a 300 wind mag just you know boy a 10year old with a 300 wi bag boom you just go flying backwards and land on your ass yeah yeah it's um it's there's a way to do it it's like meeting in the middle one of the things about like people who are gun rights Advocates is they don't want to give up anything and I understand it because they feel like if you give up any ground at all you give up yeah sure yeah they'll the Liberals are going to come in and they're going to want to take all your guns people who don't have guns don't want anybody to have guns and people who have guns want everybody to be able to get a

183:11gun I I I don't know how I'm on the fence on that one but I uh I carry a weapon everywhere with me it's what I do I have one in every vehicle all over my house I uh you and Tim Kennedy should get together we do all the time we do all the time you know and uh I don't know I feel like I've never had to pull my weapon ever but I feel like if I did I would kill somebody for sure if it pushed me to that point if you were in a position where someone's going to take your life which happens all the time it would be wonderful if you could talk someone out of that without having to shoot them but there's a lot of people don't want to believe that the scenario does present itself occasionally where you got to shoot somebody absolutely yeah it does it does happens all the time you can't control there's a giant population on this planet and amongst those people you are going to run into

184:03the wrong sometimes whether it's some Ted Bundy character or whether it's some school shooter or whether who knows you just don't know and this idea that you shouldn't be prepared and we should pretend that those people don't exist that's that's just as unhealthy as uh someone thinking that everyone should be armed everywhere they go we should all have guns laying on the table and that's just as unhealthy it's it's all of it's crazy like there's there's a lot of people here we definitely need to work on being nicer to each other being nice to each other and me being and Aubrey talked about this I think mutual combat should be a thing that is allowed that's in Seattle you know road rage I puts me over the edge I will lose my mind why that is why that is yeah why road rage exists they've actually done like they've made a scientific explanation that actually makes sense

184:55when you're driving in a car things are happening at split seconds so you're in that car people are changing lanes you're moving 60 M an hour which I mean how many feet a second is that you're flying by right and it requires you to be tuned in senses are very tuned in and because of that anytime something happens you're on Red Alert so you're you're engaging with people on Red you like in that car and you're you're already so ramped up by the time you get out you're like ready to go to war and people that are like normally calm they get in those situations and they're so ramped up so ramped up yeah that's what it is it's it's dealing with that we should allow it to be done I agree want to pull you over you should pull over and figure it out instead of pull over and then shoot each other shoot each other well that uh be aot there'll be a lot of less people

185:42honking their horn if you got beat the out of somebody true they'd be like yeah all right maybe not go ahead goe cut in talk a lot up until the time the door shut and they're standing outside yeah and then maybe they try to talk their way out of it or talk their way out of you know out of you being scared but um there's a state Washington state has a law a mutual combat law where you could do it in front of cops do you know that crazy dude Phoenix Jones who's an MMA fighter who uh he uh I don't know him you don't know who he is this is a crazy story he's a legit MMA fighter very talented kid um is he Carlos fodor's brother Phoenix Jones anyway he wears a superhero outfit and he goes out and fights crime life yeah and there's a video of him with a on a street fight in front of cops cuz Washington State like says you want to fight do you want to fight okay you guys are allowed to fight

186:34so you can smoke pot yeah and fight so this is this this guy he's got this outfit on and this dude's talking to him is this the um do you have any Warrior bar out here I don't man I don't I got some other so the guy talks a bunch of and then he he tries to walk away and the guy's like oh you So eventually he wounds up fighting this guys in front of cops do you have to find do you have to find a cop first no you can agree upon it but the cops won't intervene so you could say this is mutual combat yeah so look at this there's a cop car so the cops are watching this is hilarious by the way this is real recent and this dude Phoenix Jones whatever his real name is so no weapons you just say no weapons no weapon mutual combat yeah and so the cops let him do it see if he can get to the actual fight itself cuz it's hilarious does he whip his ass oh leg kicks the out of him

187:27right off the bat and the dude's like wait what a little bit before that here it goes so they go at it he go yeah you he's like okay okay he's dressed like a superhero which is even more humiliating he kicks your ass so they start going at it they're standing there in front of the cops look at this yeah whack right away leg kick and then he's bouncing moving on and dude's like wait what whack leg kick again oh guy to throw a kick and he's bounc it around on him he's throwing Jabs to the body and is that the cop right there off to the right watching why because if it goes to the ground it's over I don't know man I think in the guy quits I guess if the guy quits the cop has to be there to to say well then it's assault after that it's no longer mutual combat look he's just kicking the out of his leg the dude's moving forward just in a zomb State now he doesn't know what the

188:18going on and then the beating come down and then the cops step in and separate it and say okay that's enough and then they're like have a good night yeah good night Sir no police report ex no paperwork look he's doing it in front of the cops Washington state has some crazy mutual combat law how do we get that passed across the board it would stop a lot of jabber John oh my God would it oh man way there's a lot of people that say things they don't really mean you know and they they they open up possibilities that they don't really want to take place because alcohol yeah they get froggy exactly and then when someone says jump now all of a sudden they got to jump well that's why pot's better but because that guy got so froggy he actually jumped and he didn't even know how to jump which is the most ridiculous thing in front of a cop on camera at least you could take an ass

189:06whiping the description of what happened here is kind of interesting if you who wrote this just somebody so I think it's whoever shot the video oh he said Fu nword he was going to walk away and leave and the guy said I'll fight you right take it to your house and then that that's when he went to the cop all right we're going to fight then at this point Phoenix agrees to mutual combat the two shake hands and the fight commences he says you I'll bring this to your house yeah and right before he beats a out of the dude the dude says you know you don't want none of this Dam oh that's hilarious mutual combat yeah well that can only exist in like them wild west states like you get that off in Arizona maybe New Mexico pull something like that off they could pull that off that'll never make it California California would be mutual State they'd be like we have to stop

189:59violence guys P guns both sides have both sides yeah we have like a lot of people that came over here to grow Sprouts do yoga like I don't I don't think there's going to be much much Mutual down in Compton no no no the yeah they have to learn how to fight first if you don't know how to fight that's when the guns come out it's I wonder if mutual combat allows weapons if you both have weapons no I think that's uh that's not in the rules that's murder have you seen that they're doing in russan now with m1's having night fights KN fights Knight like Knights you dress up like a knight armored and swords and beat the yeah I put it on my Twitter I I retweet it today a they a guy got koed by a sword to the face dude you got to see this they hit each other in the head they're wearing armor out looks heavy as they're not moving very well I would bet it's heavier than that like look at this

190:56they're jacking each other with these swords they're like modern night oh and the shield to the face yeah well there's some uh full speed versions of it Jamie where they look at look how they're whacking each other man I mean they got so are they blunt sword you think I think so I think they're probably blunt but they big behind the legs behind the legs is not oh he need oh yeah behind the legs isn't guarded I'd be going for oh look at this he got a take down take down I mean this is real I mean this would be real life if that would happen you SM oh shielding him while he's down oh my God shielding him in the head when the ref stop it no I guess they stopped it he did on his own he was like okay you oh my God are dead yeah wow that guy got he's trying to tap on the ground he's done wow oh man that is crazy there's no rules where they're fighting looks awesome too

191:47yeah they're in they're in a field yeah it looks like a place where people would fight with swords they're in the sh the sh oh hell yes look at him look at his face is beat up oh yeah man he took some swords to the head that is a up sport that's a tough dude right there this is next level right I mean this is sign me up I don't even know how to yield a sword but I'll do it are you in if so if this starts happening in the United States you're down what the is Five On Five Oh my God this is insane that dude has an axe oh my god look how big that guy is I don't even want to hear it oh he has an axe he has a real life axe well this this that's the only way to fight a guy with an axe grab oh what look at the other guy hit him in the head oh this is insane he's dead he killed that dude he hit that dude head what is this what do you look up for this so people can do this uh

192:45five I am CF five CF 2015 five on five France versus New Zealand they have Night Fights this is a new D they have those guys had axes and maces and they hit him that hit that dude in the head with an axe seven times yeah right he's dead what the Cowboy oh Jesus Christ he got in trouble there cuz he put the blade to that dude's throat yeah you're not allowed to do that boom jump kick and then put it to his throat oh my God you can't do that and he said dude you can seriously not cut his head head off the referee stop too violent yeah but the guy how long before two dudes dress up in Samurai outfits with no Armor and go at it sword how how can you take an axe to the Head six times you can't obviously the guy went down down but I mean how come it's not there's no blood look at the well I think because of his helmet I want the mace look at the mace this is so crazy

193:40they fighting for points too and somehow they scored a point and they restart so you can't stab I haven't seen any stabbing going on because I feel like that' be my move well here's what's unrealistic about it in the real world and if people were fighting like this they would be stabbing each other so these fights would be quicker so like there's something about like using these blunt objects and not being able to stab each other that makes it almost more ridiculously brutal this is a crazy how big that dude is that's the mountain this is awesome they tackle each other I think when you're down you're down yeah it seems confident I wouldn't be confident if I was in a war I would be feeling that is going to stab me in the dick yeah I got to get up now how crazy would War be how crazy would old time War be old time Barbarian style SW sword maces like if

194:28you're the guy and you're choosing what would be your weapon so my is like yeah for sure about for sure sitting on the ridge sniping imagine being the guy like yep grabbing your maces just like you walking the a andad i me you're like 10 12 20 or the three-headed 30 pounder M and you're like that's mine yeah would he have six good swings out of you maybe especially if you're a guy who doesn't train probably weren't really training that much and then you're fatigued and dying and then some dude's cutting your head off and you get to see that sword right when it right when it hits your neck but you're six you're six good you're you're lifting people off their feet what is this the ridiculous fin 21 versus 211 us vers Russia look at the tiny pig pin they have in so oh us is here oh my god battle of the Nations it's called hey man I I hate to tell you but I just don't think us is

195:24going to do very well no against Russians well I mean I just don't I just don't know if us has much night Jesus Christ lyes do we no we don't have lineage in nighting zero right zero but does Russia do they have lineage in nighting I don't know I think I want to be on like the the Scottish or the english team yeah they braveart Style braveart Style yeah for sure wins every year I mean how when you look at MMA and how crazy MMA is in comparison to boxing and how people have embraced it this is like next if they figure out a way to regrow limbs if they figure out a way like where 100% if you get your arm cut off they can grow that back people are doing this man yeah but not you can't regrow your heart back or your head that's true you can't stab them the heart can't cut their head off but you can cut that would be like that' be like a three-point stance or no no

196:17kicks to the dick that'd be you can't no eye gouges no no heart piercing and no head chopping yeah that would be the rules but you cut a guy's arm off and they immediately seal it up real quick and they Rush him to the hospital you won by KO cut his arm off or can you still fight the grow a new arm a couple weeks later he's at the press conference a little baby arm he's like Cowboy you know next time as soon as my arm grows back I'm going to kick his ass right now I got a little baby arm this get big movie arm grow back do you think it comes back little to big or you think it it's I think it's like a sprout how comes out like fingers and then it has to stretch out and grow yeah that's what I would think along the way like a alligator arm like an alligator doesn't just grow like the whole thing just just pop out you start they start slowly they regrow theirs yeah they regrow theirs no

197:08I didn't know that scary ass Gators they're so scary lizards regrow their legs wow I got a l Gators I call them those are my friends call Gators hang out on the boat eat all the food drink all the alcohol when it comes when it comes time to fill that up their little arms can't reach their wallets oh those kind of that's like T-Rex arms the Gators but you can't make shoes out of them they're not as cool not as cool at all the Gators baby Gators when I was a kid I used to live in Florida we lived near Lake Alice in Gainesville and uh alligators were endangered when I was a kid yeah like they were telling people not to feed them cuz people throw marshmallows in the water why do they like marshmallows so much I don't know they' love them though and the Gators would eat the marshmallows but it was cool to do we would get marshmallows and throw them in the water and then they started telling

197:52you can't do it they don't digest them well like these are in danger we have to take care of them and then from then on they just slowly but surely overwhelmed to the point where like okay you can hunt them okay you can shoot 500 of them a year like they have tags where 500 alligators can get killed by one dude 500 500 that's some serious hunting yeah that's some serious H one and a half a day yeah every day well they only have a season so they're doing way more than one a day but they doing all a bunch of different ways they're doing lines they put lines what the line they get they put a they swallow a hook is that what's going on and then they're just and they thrash around you shoot them in the head right but they're they're essentially on a hook in their belly exactly you ever see Swamp People I do but I I just didn't ever grasp like do the hook in the mouth or it's in

198:35their gut it's sometimes it's in the mouth it's like fishing sometimes I mean if you have a a line for uh like catfish you lay out a line like a lot of times you'll catch them they they're barely hooked sometimes you catch them and it's hook they're hooked deep so they that's the same thing they do and then they pull them in they shoot them but they can shoot 500 of this I was watching that Swamp People show and they were the guy had a a tag limit of 500 alligators what does a gator pay it's a good question and what do they do with the gator besides make bitching ass boots for me they make bitching ass boots for you they make um I mean do you eat Gator Bel yes apparently it's the highest in protein I mean I've Papados I've been to Papados and you can get you can get an appetizer allig but you're getting some frozen what you really want to do apparently according to I think it's

199:22fresh alligator but my friend John Dudley uh is an alligator hunter he hunts alligators occasionally and he shoots them with a bow and arrow and he says uh that they're delicious if you get the the gator tail like right after the gator dies it's delicious it's super lean you don't cook it very long it's like one of those things you cook it like you know like you uh I guess you'd have to cook it like a pork I don't know I wonder if they get trinos like a pig does that's a good question I'm sure they live in a nasty swamp yeah but I wonder if they're like susceptible to it cuz like when they eat it I wonder if their body breaks it down the same way our body does or a pig's body does or uh or a bear or even a mountain Li that's where all the cases of trinos come from but when they uh they do that apparently it's delicious you take an alligator freshly killed alligator it's supposed

200:08to be really and super high protein higher than even like moose really higher than bison higher than anything supposed to be good 500 a tag and how many tags are given out I don't know it's a good question but get rid of them is there 10 guys with 500 a piece or is there I mean what's the it's a good question I don't know but I know that there's a surplus there's too many alligators like they they're everywhere whenever I'm down wakeboard in Florida I see him all the time in the water with it's like God damn it yeah gatored did you see that one video where that Gator walks on the golf course and it's a 15-footer you see we can't show it cuz those people they got my Facebook pulled down whoever owns that uh for putting that video up they claimed it was their video or they linked a YouTube video or something 20 million views why oh that's why they're trying to make money off of it but look

200:59we could see it look at that thing walking across the golf course look how big that is that's the gator from Hook that's the gator from Hook it's so huge and you get it into perspective when the guy comes into the focus in a little bit cuz the guy's filming this and then in a few minutes the dude walks out see now you get you understand how big it is when you see that guy no I understood how big he was when he walk past the huge sand trap look how tall he is too that's what's weird is like how long their legs are and he and he hangs out at Whole Nine in the in the Little Pond Florida is so up dude look how big he is how old is he that's got to be an old alligator wow I don't know how old he is but he's been eating a lot of dogs wow yeah yeah I would eat that you'd eat him yeah how do you kill Ator shoot him in the head you got to shoot him in the head yeah it's got to literally be

201:50there's a very small area you're shooting at too like right behind the eyes with a bow and arrow you could do it yeah same same yeah that one though man God damn there's another angle on him look how big he is look at his mouth just look at his tail I mean it doesn't even look real like if that was in a movie you'd be like that that's not real like Placid that's the plid alligator how much does he need to eat to sustain that little he's doing oh my God I would imagine two dogs A day I would imagine they eat a lot of things oh he's done that was it game over Sun lays out what the how close does this guy get up to him this is insane people are living right next to dinosaurs that's a dinosaur look at the tail on that thing my God that is an insane animal what do you think 15 feet does it say yeah they said it's 15 ft 15 they estimated wow easily 15t it's an enormous that's that's the

202:47high end that's like the 1center of alligators yeah that's impressive let's bring this home Donald cowboy Cerrone so I think we've worked out a few things one uh stay at 170 lbs uh I'm your new manager and then we go straight from me to Chris Brown to DMT to DM that's important and uh America America tell budweis to relax um don't eat this don't swallow it any man should not swallow definitely don't swallow that just don't be scared of oysters other than that I think we covered it we got it this is fun man we got to do this more often had a great time anytime any Donald cowboy Cerrone ladies and gentlemen you can catch him on Twitter cowboy Cerrone catch him on Instagram cowboy Cerrone and uh his next fight 205 next Madison Square Garden is that what's going to happen for sure is that all well we'll be able to tell allegedly exactly what it is but it's going to be

203:50epic epic epic epic thank you brother it was awesome I enjoyed it we out of here good night everybody all right