Joey Diaz, Ari Shaffir

The episode is recorded "from the Rogan compound" with Ari Shaffir and Joey Diaz as guests and Brian Redban (transcribed as both "Reichel" and "Redman") running production. The background music comes from Redban's laptop, a mix of GarageBand and guitars. The hosts say they are trying to clean the show up for satellite radio, which the opening describes as something that "may or may not ever happen". In the next breath someone says "Looks like it's happening", so the outcome is left open.

The sponsor is the Fleshlight (transcribed once as "the flashlight"). Listeners are told to go to JoeRogan.net, click the link, and type in the word Rogan for 15% off. The read is played for laughs: there is a joke about Mrs. Rogan seeing the products around the house and asking whether "there enough of these", and the pitch ends with the promise "I'm trying to get you some discounts on your masturbation." A later line about saving "10 points" is a joke and does not change the stated 15% figure.

The main story is from the previous weekend's UFC event in Vegas. Two of the people present dropped acid and watched from the stands, and the host found out about it by text during the event. The plan started in a drawer at the house, where someone found "seven hits of acid". The first idea was that "every time somebody gets hit, we'll feel it."

The group talked about secretly dosing Redban and decided against it. The speakers call it rude, and one says Redban is "my little brother." The clearest statement of the ethical line is: