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00:02Tom Papa ladies and gentlemen Jo we're live f h it's good to be here so this is a statistic that I was going to tell you if you divied up all the money all the money in the entire country all the money that we have everyone would get $179,000 that's it that's a lot that's all the money the US has 300 million people this is according to the 2010 Federal Reserve document so it's a few years old the total n net worth of all us households and nonprofits is around 54.9 trillion all right so that's $179,000 per person based on 307 million people does that include children yeah 307 million people so your kids would get 100 Grand 179 Grand it's pretty sweet that's pretty sweet your 11 me will be fat with cashh finally imagine an 11-year-old with $179,000 how much candy can you buy they'd go crazy your pool is filled with inflatable flamingos yeah there's a reason why you

01:15shouldn't be allowed to have that kind of money like you when when I was at Disneyland um I was um talking to this guide and uh real nice guy he's super cool because he's got like so much knowledge about Disneyland and just no his name is fander that's his actual name which he's not a phander either he's a very nice gentleman but uh he was talking to me about um sometimes they have like a prince from like uh one of these Middle Eastern countries come and one time it was a little boy and he was 5 years old oh man and he had all these grown men like you know 40-year-old men around him that had to listen to every word he said so if he said bring me candy they had to run over with candy I want to see the mouse yeah he does whatever he wants and he's five that's crazy yeah they said he has like ungodly amounts of money he can do whatever he want I mean literally probably worth a

02:16billion dollars and he's five so he's probably just becoming aware of his power I think he's always been aware I think yeah I mean but I think his model of how people are is they servants they're just all servants yeah like he's royalty my kids would be awful if they were in charge everybody's kids would you would be I would be the idea that you could take a 5-year-old kid and give him ungodly amounts of money and power is kind of insane especially with their mood swings at that age in the middle of Disney like I want to go to the airplane now I want an airplane now what's funny with kids is when they get tired they just can't deal oh my God they just fall apart my favorite is when my daughter goes carry me like just like can you imagine you get to a point where you just like you have to lift me around I don't it's too much effort to try to walk carry me my daughter still does at

03:16at 11: and it's just like I can't I physically can't well I can for two steps and then I'm putting you down what his 11-year-old way 11 she told me the other day I think like 89 yeah it gets too big it's too big and long it's long you're picking her up and her legs are dragging on the ground especially if they want you to carry them like a baby it's like you're carrying a log you know like you're carrying like a giant piece of lumber I don't want to walk it's like if I had carry like I can carry my wife like I could throw it over my shoulders like a fireman's carry right like that's not but nobody wants to be carried like that no nobody wants to make it easy on you no they want to be a little little cuddle they want to nuzzle in yeah they don't want to make it easy on your arms or your body they have no idea yeah like nobody does squats with like in the curl

04:07position you don't like do a curl and then do squats no throw them on your shoulders we were at a SeaWorld and uh how dare my daughter wanted this was before we knew it was bad we just knew we just knew it was a lame place to go we didn't know it was evil and uh my daughter my oldest one was like a kid and uh like four or something and she's like Dad can you pick me up and I had like that Macho squat moment of yeah I'll put you up there and like hoisted her up right into a tree branch oh no full impact knock Don oh no and then you feel so bad like you want to blame somebody other than you you're like well the the SeaWorld Branch people I don't know with their tree placement oh that was a rough one but no she always my daughter at 11 still still has the 14-year-old is not asking to be carried but the 11-year-old still will have moments of I think there's also this thing going

05:06on with kids where they're realizing like wow I'm going to be responsible for myself eventually this is coming this day is coming yeah my it's unavoidable my daughter you know it's like it's like puberty time you know and she is so aware of it and she literally said out loud the other night I don't want to stop being a kid whoa and I was like well look look at our friends because we have a lot of comedian friends I'm like look at Aaron she's a grownup she's like yeah but she's different she's not I'm like yeah but she's hung on to being a nut and having a good time and I but and then it was I got kind of bummed out as I was saying because I want to say to her look I'm not that much of a grown-up but to her it's like I'm the serious guy that's walking around scowling sometimes you know taking care of stuff that would that wouldn't relieve her you know she

06:00sees me as a guy's not having that much fun some of the time well don't you look at people that have incredible responsibilities like the president and you go that job oh my God right yeah or CEOs of giant corporations that are working 20 30 hours a day or whatever the they're doing I think you just get in it I think you can work 30 hours a day you just get in it and you go I guess but I guess but you look at them from an outsider's perspective and go that just I don't want that I think a lot of times kids look at that about adults like honey do you have your passport where's your keys where's the all right all right I got my thing I got they look at like oh what's going on he's got so much to handle there's so much going on stuff you lock the doors we're going out come on did you call the bill guy did you make sure the payment and what about the plumber is a is that

06:48fixed or can we turn the the water on is it the the thing that drives me crazy when I look at those guys the business guys and the president it's not this President so much CU he seems pretty funny but is the they're so serious like that's the one thing like is I don't take anything that serious around even if people are screaming about whatever you know anything they I just will make a joke I keep it light you know I'm not like clowning but I will you know there was there was a dead lizard this morning in the in the washing machine and my wife's screaming this a lizard I'm like we keep them you know just to let the kids know and it's and they come back from these homes when they have like play dates with with real grown-up fathers and they're like nobody laughs over there like it's like really serious well a lot of people's lives are like a sentence you have a daily eight hour

07:49sentence your daily eight hour sentence is to go to an office and do something you hate and then come home tired yeah there's a Ted podcast that I was listening to let me uh come up with a name right here maso's human needs and uh I was listening to it on the way over here it's really interesting is maslo the the guy or is that the thing um it's a good question I think it's the the guy who came up with these needs a hierarchy of needs human needs yeah human needs of food sleep safety love purpose uh psychologist Abraham maslo uhhuh and that's his um his hierarchy triangle like the food pyramid which by the way is all up the food pyramid cuz I I was uh reading a story to my uh six-year-old about uh it was one of those um Cat in the Hat like uh the things you could do that are good for you right and uh one of the things they show the food pyramid the bottom is all

08:47bread Bread's good it's not Bread's good it's not it's not good for you Tom Papa I know we we started Resurgence oh you brought bread you son of a who in it's wrapped in a cloth ladies and gentlemen like like like he's some old timey Baker character that's really what it feel like the only thing I'm bummed out about is I didn't have a basket to bring it in did you make that that's one you made this is a sourd dough this is a sourdough bread from Tom Papa that made it into New York Times yeah when I did your show and uh can I smell it talked about it yeah this is a couple days old cuz I thought I was coming a couple days ago oo dude you even make the top a little flowery like like a real Bakery let me smell oh that smells so good it's good God that smells good yeah that's ancient sourdough Tom Papa you animal you brought a knife and everything well looks like we're off

09:43the diet today today I was at the lowest weight I've been in like years I was 190 this morning oh really yeah it's crazy how tall are you 58 wow I really uh I I don't think that this bread this is sourdough bread you digest it has a lower glycemic mhm supposedly what do you mean supposedly allegedly I'm in though dude just slice it up can I cut it on this yeah yeah it's all right this is a couple days old if you scratch this this table it actually be good like it'll make it cooler so just cut it like it's a cutting board don't be shy all right this is uh I mean this is how bread was made originally this is in ancient egyp 6,000 years ago ancient Egypt do you know that in ancient Egypt when they made bread they ground their flour on like mortar and pessel but they they were really shitty and so they'd get a lot of sand in the flow so the people in ancient Egypt all had

10:40up teeth like worn down to the nerves man cuz they were chewing sand all day so the inside of their body was like a what are those things called on birds what is that called like a um like a what is that thing that thing that they do the crop where you you have your your gizzard yeah you have your your rocks in there and you chew up your food oh God which is apparently um one of the reasons why they made um lead shot illegal in California cuz like if people do like shooting clays or if they shoot things and those little lead pellets from shotguns right birds will actually eat those oh and it goes in their their their gizzard and they use it to uh to grind things up but then they get lead poisoning that's the thing with the California condor oh really yeah that's one of the reasons why California Condors um one of the reasons why they made lead illegal for uh ammunition in

11:39California is because of California Condors cuz they wouldd dump so um eating pellets stupid don't you know that's not a rock you stupid Dum condra they look dumb they are dumb as they really do look we need them this should be toasted I mean toasted would really be the thing that would get you toast let me tell you right now folks here we go so happy to see you eat bread this has a good it's pretty good I was uh very nice and Airy I make I we haven't bought bread since I started this how long ago was that December wow we have not bought bread do you know like bread in uh in your Supermarket this is made with three ingredients this is flour water and salt that's it you know from your sourdough starter bread like the healthy like whole wheat bread you just get at Ralph's or whatever 32 ingredients 32 this is pure and is that just because it's preserved preserv

12:40preservatives and flavors and yeah people get so mad when you eat on a microphone I know but it's so good normally folks I would never do this to you I'm only doing this to you because Tom Papa brought some bread in and I'm going to break my diet for few hours the sour Jo flavor like that little after flavor on the top of your mouth that's a that's a bacteria that's lacto filus or something like that you yeah dude this is really good you're an excellent Bread Guy it's pretty good this whole standup comedy thing doesn't pan out dude I'm going to just go into it after doing your podcast and then talking about it on my podcast it just kind of erupted people were just so interested in just this pure making something small and simple and mhm and uh I think I told you when I saw you at the comedy store there there's like you know you know you have some you have some real man listeners

13:33like dudes who look like they're going to call you for like advice on a truck and they're like I can't get my starter right is it there's some like and people would started sending me pictures of their bread and pictures of their sourdough and then this guy from The New York Times Sam sifton the editor was doing an article on it so he contacted me and I was part of this sourdough this whole thing about people keep their sourdough starter like a pet so it was kind of like this revival of this little method so I ended up in this article with him in the New York Times yeah I read it I had a lot of people send me articles about starters too yeah like people in England that have 150y old starters and all this crazy weird it's so good though I'd never even heard about it until you brought it up I had no idea I had no idea either until a month before that I had the I was under

14:25the impression and it was with zero research just my head this is how you make bread I thought you'd take flour and water and eggs and yeast yeah you add yeast pour yeast in and that's all I thought I didn't I never knew that you had like they you take flour and mix it with water and then you get yeast out of the air yeah when you told me that I was like get the out of here that's crazy it's just floating around us all the time but did you know that's what the case with nitrogen mm- yeah like the reason why there's so many people on this planet and this is from a radi R Lab podcast that highlighted I think it was called the bad show uhhuh but the the Radio Lab podcast was highlighting how sometimes really bad people do really good things or really good sometimes it's difficult to differentiate between someone who's bad or good because what they've done is so

15:18amazing right well there's a guy named Fritz hober and Fritz habber was a scientist in Germany and what habber did was he figured out a way to extract n nren from the air cuz apparently our air is mostly nitrogen it's a a massive part of what's in the air is nitrogen okay I don't know what percentage young Jamie what percentage Jamie Jamie please what percentage of the oxygen you're like the 5-year-old K surrounding you're the 5-year-old candy I want to know how much nitrogen's in the air Jamie what does it say 20% okay so okay by all by volume dry air contains 78% nitrogen 20% oxygen wow 78% nitrogen so the air is mostly nitrogen and we need nitrogen for fertilizer so Fritz hobber came up with this method called the hobber method of extracting nitrogen from air and that is what we use primarily for fertilizer okay it's a big part of what we need to make sure that

16:23the ground is viable for growing food well the hobber method is responsible for the nitrogen apparently that's in 50% of the people on the planet extracted directly from the the hobber method what do you mean in the people the the nitrogen from from say if you grow plants right and you eat those plants the nitrogen that gets in your body from those plants 50% of it is coming from this one guy's method that he invented in World War I yeah crazy it is crazy crazy so what was in Us in the 1800s fertilizer from fish things like that like you you'd have to get mulch compost and that's how a lot of people do it today with organic farming you know they use like at my house we we take our chicken eggs and and things that we don't eat and it goes into this pile with leaves and oh yeah yeah you have to compost is tricky like you have to kind of create an environment for

17:19bacteria and stuff to grow and when plants eat they don't just eat water right it's not just photosynthesis but they also need nutrients from the soil MH they get their nutrients in the soil from dead things from decaying bodies from you know from worms and just bugs and all kinds of well this guy Fritz hober figured out how to get the nitrogen in order to fertilize the ground just getting it out of the air but he also created zeyon B zeyon A and B the that they used to kill uh Jews in the concentration camps That Guy created that but he actually evil name you know know that's bad as soon as they say it zyon zeyon that's how you say it right zeyon God um so he came up with zeyon a and zeyon a was this gas but there was a scent attached to it so that you could smell it so that you could know it's dangerous get the away from the Nazis switched it to zyon B they took out that

18:23smell and that's what they used to gas people in the concentration camps oh my God so Fritz hober who by the way was a je his hobber method created this horrible thing he also was one of the first people to Institute some form of chemical warfare in World War I they would yeah the same method that he used to extract nitrogen from the oxygen somehow or another he utilized that method to bomb Allied troops with poison gas oh my God and was apparently he was a Maniac yeah and it was directly his idea Not only was it directly his idea to bomb the Allies but he was like super excited about it like really yeah it's so he just yeah he just had this power of knowledge and went right to evil well sort of because he thought he was doing good because he was doing it for Germany you know right but then um he was eventually when Hitler Rose to power he was cuz he was Jewish so because

19:23he was Jewish um you know he didn't he because he was so valuable as a scientist they didn't immediately lock him up but he was in this weird position where he had to take a stand and you know like what he was responsible for doing ultimately went on to kill you know Untold millions of people did he survive did they alive no no he died he died uh seeking I think it was um some sort of Health Care in Switzerland or something like that I think he had like a bad heart really when he died trying to make it there because he was a sort of exiled by his country and they wouldn't take him in England because of the because he was wanted at the same time he was receiving a Nobel Prize for creating the hopper method he was wanted for crimes against humanity he was wanted as a war criminal for using this gas on the Allied troops jeez so it's so complicated so in on one hand he was

20:15responsible the for the death of all these people in this horrible horrible way but on the other hand the hobber method again is responsible for like literally they believe that the PO population boom is directly attributable to his inv amazing and just a side thing what is the at what point did it become a war crime to use gas if I think nobody had ever done it before so they just saw how bad it was and immediately was like this is I guessous like this is a this is a the idea of a war CRI is very strange It's Tricky like cuz when you said like well he thought he was doing a good thing because it's his country that he's protecting and it hadn't been done before that you people were using gas so it's like right why would that be a crime at that time time well what's a war crime and what isn't right like is dropping a bomb is that a war crime if you drop a bomb on a city hydrogen

21:05nuclear whatever you want to do I mean isn't it a war crime if you indiscriminately kill people who happen to be in the area that you're bombing what's the crime like yeah you're supposed to be killing that's Tom Papa still digging still this is the problem it's right in front of you that's what the problem is WRA that up wrap that up so we don't keep doing this cuz otherwise people will tolerate like a session of a podcast some chewing where you're chewing bread but if we keep going they'll be pissed and then Adam Crow will get more viewers I'm glad that you uh that you ate it though I know I knew I knew you'd be concerned about the bread well I hit a milestone this morning at 190 like huge that's great yeah I've lost more than 10 lbs in uh since when um how long has it been like five six months something like that five months five months just going real clean well I cut all the out

21:55and uh I started eating um a high fat diet uh High healthy fats like avocados coconut oil right um things along those lines and um I just cut out bread um sugar all that stuff no well very little right I get most of my carbs for vegetables but man I'll tell you like as far as like physically like my energy level it's amazing I feel so good oh I've never felt better really yeah it's incredible I want to try this I think uh we just get used to feeling like it's really true you it's totally true you just get used to it you get used like people are hung over yeah you're just kind of like in this fog and you're just like that's just how I am M it's bad diet or booze or whatever what about the do you see how kiml lost his weight how did he do it that fasting thing that five 52 diet 52 diet it's five days he just eats whatever like a crazy person and then two days he eats under 500

22:57calories and tributes he says he's been doing it for years and this is why he's slim you know he's a lot Slimmer than he used to be he used to be and uh yeah two days don't eat like 500 calories it's not you know it's like pickles and coffee and then uh and then the rest of the days he just eats whatever he wants to eat huh that can't be good for your body right I don't know I'm I'm just too stupid for this I don't know I do uh the minimal amount of research on almost everything you seem so knowledgeable about it though when knowable about a few things it's true whenever I have these kind of questions like Joe will know I know a few things but if you like go into depth with me about them and you find out how shallow my knowledge truly is no you know I was watching uh uh this woman came to my show in uh San Francisco this weekend uh Dr Ronda Patrick yeah you met her she no she hit

23:51me on Twitter after she had been at the show and was thanking me for being so hilarious and uh I saw she had a lot of Twitter followers so I just looked her up and uh saw her on your show and she was really interesting and you she's like a you know super smart about all this stuff and just goes the facts just pouring out of her yeah but uh whether you're acting or not you k you you you look like you knew what you're doing I'm not acting but it's a perfect example because in comparison to her I'm an idiot well yeah but she's the charts but that's how I look at it right right like comp to a regular person yeah I can tell you what ketosis is and I can tell you why it's better to have your body burn fat allegedly although people disagree with it this is stuff like compare you're right Bobby Lee doesn't know this stuff Bobby Lee he is a beautiful body do you think

24:45so everybody's into different like a scallop remember those old like a scallop looks like a scallop like a scallop with legs remember those old days when that was like a hot look what being schlubby yeah those like Victorian days people just lie around and just look like a lard ass and everybody's like oh yeah it meant wealth meant Oh that guy can afford food isn't that amazing that was a because back then it was probably difficult to get that fat too because they weren't eating processed foods like all this all this stuff that we eat today like candy bars and like that Coca-Cola it just right to Fat immediate yeah so like back then if you were going to get that fat like I always picture whenever I picture rubenesque I picture somehow or another I picture of them naked on a couch right do you like do you have like like when you think of like overweight people from

25:36that part of time I always picture them like lounging naked with food around them yeah just fat as yeah exactly you had to eat a lot of food back then a lot but you know isn't it probably until like the last 40 years because like when you look at movies even like in the 60s everybody you the extras the Stars beyond the stars just the people in they're all thin yeah they're all thin they're just not the puffiness that we all have now yeah there's a puffiness that comes because we're trying to eat this bread we think it's whole wheat bread from the store and it's got sugar it's got fruit it's got stuff in it that's puffing us up that didn't exist even in the 60s and well a big part is corn syrup did you ever see King Corn yeah documentary no it's amazing it's a crazy documentary where these guys they're students and they um they they go and they get their body examined and

26:34they they examine the doctor who does the tests on them examines their carbon in their body and finds out that most of it comes from corn and they were like what like what in the is that so it sends them on this journey where they start examining the role that corn plays in our diet and food and they ultimately went and um they got their own farmland and started growing some corn but they go into the whole process of corn how corn is subsidized by the US government and how much corn is in different products that we eat so these guys go to the supermarket and they walk down the aisle and just randomly start grabbing stuff and find out this is corn protein this has corn syrup this has this and that and that and this and they use corn for everything and even the even the meat is all cornfed animals yes and that's why they're so fat and yeah they shouldn't be eating corn exactly

27:26well then when you when you have a and it's cornfed that big thick layer of fat and the marbling which we call marbling that's like the cow dying like the that's a cow being a fat right and you're like yeah unhealthy cow get over here baby that's the tasty part that's evil yeah it's it's but it's weird yeah it's weird that we like I mean it does taste good though God damn it but to think that you I know a fatty piece of meat I know like a fat thick rib by it's well marbled oh good lord why is it so good if it's bad for you so good why are the good things bad for you Tom Pap I don't know it's because he wants you God wants you to come see him in heaven is that what it is a sweetie that's awesome I my my new movement is to uh try and not eat factory farmed meat and uh which basically means you're not eating meat most of the time like you can't eat it when you're out you can't eat pepperoni

28:27pizza any you know what I mean like if you really want to try and know exactly where your meat is coming from you're basically cutting a ton of meat out of your diet yeah because you you can for home use go to a farmers market and pick up a you know beef that is grown by you know raised it by this local cattle hand but uh just to go out in the world on the road and just be like I'm only going to eat me where I know where it's coming from look at a room service menu yeah that's not going to happen you'd have to go to a restaurant where you knew what the farm was that they got it from which you there's a lot of those now yeah I mean yeah I mean you you know you go to these places now and they say farm raised and yeah Farm to Table places yeah there's a lot more and cities that never had it either yeah like you go to like Cleveland which was Notorious for like you know not giving a about

29:18their diet and now there's a lot of places like that yeah well I think the internet has sort of expanded people's idea of what food is and I think a lot of chefs who really enjoy food but don't really enjoy this whole idea of factory farming and and they're trying to figure out well there's got to be a more wholesome approach to getting your food and so they make relationships with these farmers and then they buy their food directly from them there's this one place in Maine that was on uh Anthony Bourdain's show I think it was on his early show the no reservation show and these people in Maine they do everything and it's a short they don't they're not open in the winter because you know Winters in Maine are just Brut BR so they're closed in the winter but during the summer spring and fall they have everything on the menu is vegetables that they grow um and then they butcher

30:10their own animals they raise their own animals that was really weird because like they were petting this pig they had the pig and they were petting them and they were talking about how you know after you kill a couple of them you start looking at them like oh these this is a nice ham Hawk here this is the Bacon's going to be good off of this one like that's a little yeah it's dark cuz you're you're directly connected to it you don't have that you don't have that like uh middleman that gives you a nice filter so you don't have to think about the morality behind killing that little piggy I know but it seems like those people are able to do it like it is kind of a natural thing well it's natural for Farmers you know if you talk to Farmers they get used to it yeah you get used to this idea that you know you have these things you raise them you love them and

30:55then you shoot them in the head and eat them yeah exactly and look you're not going to get rid of factory farming there's so many people that are eating the it's it's going to exist but I just feel like maybe I don't have to participate in it is it always going to exist you think it's always going I think so yeah yeah it's is it always going to exist well it's spreading and it's getting stronger I mean factory farming is now ending up in places that never had a meat-based diet it's ending up all throughout Asia is it really yeah it's spreading it's not getting smaller but that's just because it's profitable right if people just abandon it if people jump in and say enough of that I can't do this anymore and then the demand drops right we got to do is they got to give everyone in America all that money so they get that $179,000 yeah they could afford that sweet

31:43sweet farm raised protein hey back to uh back to the um the Science Guy MH that uh made the zeyon yeah Beast Harbor yeah h hobber yeah so that's like an evil like that's a guy that has like a lot of a lot of good in his mind but then it becomes like this evil kind of a thing but you know there's you were asking like what's a war what's a war crime you know it's kind of fuzzy it depends on what side you're on and how you're living you know you could say the same thing about being a terrorist I mean we see someone as being a terrorist as being something evil and awful but I'm sure if you talk to a family if 18-year-old kid is like you don't understand how my family is suffering in the middle of this desert and we're being tortured by these governments that came in and raped our land he could make a case that would make you think well you blowing up something is not really a

32:42war crime it's you fighting for your survival sounds like Tom Pap is a terrorist sympathizer we found out two things about Tom Pap he likes bread and terrorists and I love terrorism yeah I know you're it is that fuzzy thing I mean someone had asked me that question in regards to like the uh our own Revolution like when we started fighting outside of the lines and hiding in trees and doing some crazy kind of fighting we weren't in those lines anymore it was like these guys are Rebels these guys are Terror yeah you're cheating yeah but I think that you could probably dig back to the root of it and be like well you're hurting innocent people or whatever it is there probably is a a line where you can say this is a war crime well what's interesting is at one point in time war was handled in a gentlemanly way right like the leaders of one Army would meet with the leaders

33:33of the other and the general would actually hand his sword over to the other General and they' either take it or occasionally in a gesture of good faith they would give the sword back to him accept accept defeat or accept Victory and um they handled War by these like very strict codes at the at least at the highest levels right and then somewhere along the line we figured that we don't I think that was because it was like super intimate like for war back then you had to kind of be on top of each other mhm you know you had to be like stabbing each other right or shooting each other with arrows at the very and it's not that far away 25 yards yeah you're dealing with like much shorter distances yeah and then once they figure out bombs like I don't even know where this bomb's going but those people right exactly where's the general I'm dropping this on him and his sword I

34:26mean isn't World War II the ultimate example of that I mean World War II when they dropped those bombs and Nagasaki and Hiroshima those bombs are that's the ultimate I don't even know what's going to happen down there I'm just going to let this drop this right they never Dropped a Bomb in a city before right and this is the first time they Dro I mean it only happened twice ever but those two nuclear bombs they dropped in those cities they literally were like whoever the down there y tough babies yeah we're going to end this yeah you drop a bomb on a city for sure you killing babies oh yeah 100% babies puppies old ladies Grandpa yeah grandpa and grandma might be kissing in the K in the kitchen what a wonderful life we've had what the Yeah worse is being like the guy who's just outside of the area that gets affected you know the guy whose house doesn't get touched the just a mile

35:21outside of it who's just like oh my god well there was one guy who escaped Hiroshima and went to Nagasaki and then and he got blown up in Nagasaki too oh my God that must have thought the world was ending old bad luck Jones oh this ass War I don't even have nothing to do it I'm out here making sushi surrender already trying to read Samurai books dudes are dropping nuclear bombs there was there was a uh I saw Adrien Brody had a cool I thought it was a cool quote on uh Woody Allen yesterday just back to the thing of like good and evil whether this guy was was a good person or a bad person and we were asking him about Woody Allen he's like you know it's just it's a complicated thing being a being a person it's a complicated messy Affair and he's an artist and I like his films and he's you know it would be irresponsible of me to assume I know something of which I know

36:23very little I don't know what's going on in a man's life let alone is sexual life let alone you know to assume that you know these things as and treat them as truth when they haven't even been proven true it's just a difficult thing the thing I latched on to is it's just such a mess being a person it is a mess being so complicated and especially a person that's been around for years like if you you know you're 70 years old you've been around trying to be a person for a long time a long long long time you are going to make mistakes you are going to be at the very least a mess you know there's a thing about Woody Howen though where um you're standing when you stand against him yeah you're not just standing against a human being who may or may not have done some up things but you're also standing against the idea of people doing the things that he is alleged to have done like sexual abuse

37:21of minors right you know because that's one of the things that his daughter and her brother are alleging that he did like his his son wrote an article about him you know that that right Ronan phoh who's yeah really Sinatra son yes he's obviously Sinatra son oh man he looks just like he looks just like Sinatra really smart guy so first of all Mi phoh is a right could would you say that to say that very promiscuous well she just like the dick and Sinatra probably slang some good dick you know sonra yeah this must be weird for Woody like growing up he must like that is not my kid yeah do you think he ever got a DNA test I mean Jesus Christ not back then look at that who that's Mia faroh and Sinatra's baby 100% yeah there's no woody in Ronin at all did does Woody Allen say that he looks a lot like Sinatra I've never heard him comment on on it says it right there

38:19what's it say right there Woody Allen says Ronin Farah looks a lot like Frank cantra gee you think I mean has there ever been a clear example those eyes the blue eyes oh my God look at his face but his face everything about him jaw lips even the crease look like on the left hand side our left why the hasn't he gotten a a DNA test I don't know it what's I'd be like that kid needs to shut the up and get rid of my name yeah well it's actually Pharaoh Ron R so it's not really his son but I guess he probably raised him as his son is that the deal I guess he was around geez he's 78 wow a dressed ex-girlfriend miaoh claims that their son Ronan may actually be her ex-husband Frank Sinatra's child maybe I paused for a quick word on the Rowan situation Allan wrote in the middle of his response to Dylan faroh's detailed New York Times open letter accusing him of sexually

39:14abusing her um is he my son or as Mia suggests Frank sinatras granted he looks a lot like Frank with the blue eyes and the facial features but if so what does that say that all during the custody hearing M A lied under oath and Fu let just so that means while she was with Woody she after being with Frank going with Woody she drifted back to Frank for a night or two she got some dick on the SL on the SN got the World on a String yeah a ring for sure by the way Mia Pharaoh actress okay most likely crazy like good good luck finding an actress that's not crazy or actor that's not crazy there's probably I mean two out of 10 maybe two out of 10 aren't crazy I've met a lot of them they're real nice a lot of a lot of actors that are real nice but two out of 10 probably crazy not crazy two out of 10 not crazy right is that yes I'm maybe even one out of 10 I'm nice I'm try to I try to be

40:12nice they go crazy and the more the more uh I was going to say the more popular they are they or the more successful they are the crazier they are but when they're not successful they're crazy too yeah the know they just crazy you know who's not crazy at all Rosario Dawson super hot super super normal I did Super beo with her what is that that's uh That animated film I made with Rob Zombie oh yeah yeah she's like one of the weirder ones I've ever met you're like huh you're not even like an actress you're like a normal person a normal person yeah H what happened how do you are you immune dangerous you didn't get the sickness it gets the sickness and its veins and its bones it gets the sickness it needs Botox I want Awards where's my award they get awards that belongs to me alone didn't didn't Sinatra give uh his divorce papers to Mia while she was doing uh Rosemary's Baby I believe

41:16something along those lines she was like on the set with palansky and yeah he delivered had delivered the uh you're hitting the skids baby in the middle of her acting well back in those days do people just you know like a guy like Sinatra there had been like had there ever think of this power when Sinatra was a celebrity was like when he became famous was like the 30s right right okay 30s and the 40s how long had celebrity even been around right brand new for movies and film and singing like you know you had opera stars but yeah yeah not like that what's 10 years she she was 21 and he was 50 when they were married and she lost her virginity to him W that's right she did whoa so he made that baby when he was in his 50s what an animal that's older than us dude we still got hope now still got hope the kid doesn't even seem autistic so you know why back then they didn't have the vaccines man

42:28you either died or you Liv but you didn't get autistic I'm joking folks don't get mad at me Joe Rogan's an antivaxer why don't you go hang out with Jenny McCarthy people just wait they just wait for anything they can like someone was saying he's a trump supporter he's a trump supporter someone's saying I'm a trump supporter the other day oh really yeah and some some uh internet thing there was like a little Twitter argument going back forth between two people I'm like I'm not a Trump you can't just say I'm a trump supporter I mock the guy all the time why are you saying I'm a trump supporter yeah they're they're just waiting well they can Define you yeah they want to yeah like you're a truther right you're a an antivaxer oh great I was on did I tell you this I was on uh I feel like I might have told you but I'll tell you again because we can't remember anything

43:12anyway I was on uh I was back in New York and I went on uh opian gym and in the morning and I was talking about uh Jim was talking about Trump and it was the beginning of trump and I was saying I I've met met the guy I don't feel like like there's a little something sleazy about the guy there's something there that's you know you should hold different standards for this office I don't say where I'm I'm not saying I'm on Hillary's side or anything I'm independent but I'm talking about the Trump thing the Twitter feed goes crazy uh Hillary lover you know scumbag liberal blah blah blah I go on Larry I go on Larry Wilmore that night and uh on on the uh on his show the nightly show and there's a story about some girl who yells at her boss on on Twitter that cuz uh she worked for Yelp I think and he wasn't paying her enough she was complaining about being poor in her 20s

44:08and screw the man and he should pay me more and all this kind of stuff and there was more to it but I came down on the side of we're all poor in our 20s you just got to suck it up you know we're I was making $5 a night doing standup just eat your noodles and get working and up the Twitter feed after that Trump supporter L right-wing white entitled white entitled as if the melanin in your skin has anything to do with your ideas about how the world works oh but you're free to say it now yeah white privilege White Privilege but it just that in one day people were coming on both sides trying to categorize me on both sides of it did you feel like you were in the middle like officially I felt pretty great I felt pretty good when you get back to that Woody Allen thing for a second what there's there's a big fuss about him now because people are sort of like defending him because right he does

45:05these movies and the movies are critically acclaimed and people look at them as like vehicles for awards and vehicles for career jump and so people work with him yeah and at the very least at the very least he married his daughter yes see there's a picture to me that defines him and this is why we can't be friends you and he and I you and I are friends I just didn't want you feel bad like what the dude let me be the judge of that me see what you say about Woody first there's a picture of him with um sun is that her name on his lap at a b a basketball game there it is right there when she was a little girl and then there's another picture of the two of them together when she's grown up and they're holding hands and they're at a basketball game as well wow and that's see as a guy who grew up as a guy who grew up with a stepdaughter yeah that's beyond belief cuz my stepdaughter

46:03my daughter she I don't call her my stepdaughter she's my daughter she calls me Daddy yeah she's my daughter how old was she when you were in the scene well just like she was little so specifically like she's a woman now yeah and specifically she was Tiny then so like this is the same thing I'm looking at this so I'm looking at Woody with that little girl on his lap and then I'm looking at Woody holding hands with her like there's a weirdness to that kind of relationship yeah like that's undeniable how old is she in that picture she's like six man that's a tiny little girl sitting on his lap oh my God that's weird see that is I've never seen that that is where and there's something also that's creepy about his face in that picture and maybe it's because we know that he eventually wound up her it's also weird that you don't see his hands yeah they're deep deep in her

46:53ass I heard that's what I heard no that picture though that face is like Daddy's got candy for you you know there's like there's some creepiness to his face obviously it's a still picture he might have been about to sneeze you know he might have and like oh look at him the creepy creepy face you you know like photos of someone like that is also very rude did you ever hear Emo's joke emo Phillips joke about that no one of the best jokes I've heard by emo Phillips and he I like how you just qualified that by emo Phillips well there's a lot of jokes out there he's so funny but uh his joke is uh uh Woody Allen adopted sun when she was 4 years old married her when she was 16 patience of a saint did he marry when she was 16 I don't know that can't be right is it I don't think legally you can oh boy maybe 18 maybe they start dating when she was 16 it's illegal right it's not legal

48:00until that picture is that does kind of I've never seen that picture before it's not a kind of in my in my obviously my My Life um you know the way I look at it it's like I'm not looking at someone who doesn't have children nor are you when you have children you know what it's like to raise little tiny people and then have them be grown up and then the idea of like say if you and your wife got divorced when you were younger and your 4-year-old went to with another guy and he lived with her until she was 18 then he wound up marrying her and her and having kids with her see what I'm saying good Lord yeah but you see what I'm saying that is exactly what we're talking about okay so that's an intense flaw huge but that being said two questions will you watch his movies I've watched his movies yeah it's it's it's a stink in the air though if he calls you and wants you to be in his

48:52next film no you don't work with him no you do not go near that way yeah no way not like he's calling me or anything did you grow up thinking Woody Allen was like a comedy God no um I I grew up thinking he was very funny like his movies were really funny I I enjoyed a lot of his movies you know but he wasn't like one of your guys sleeper Annie Hall no he had a lot of great films I mean he's a amazing films yeah I mean crimes and misdemeanors Hannah and her sisters and then even the most recent stuff the um Dice Clay movie what was that Jasmine blue yeah that was great uh Barcelona yeah that was greata and what was the Midnight in Paris that was really good tooing yeah where Owen Wilson actually plays Woody Allen yeah I mean he doing like a Woody Allen Impressions he's the Woody Allen guy yeah it was interesting and that's where Adrian Brody was great he was playing

49:40Salvador doy I am do I am Del yeah he's look he's obviously really good at making movies yeah but you know we played some of his standup on the podcast before and from like the 60s the early 60s and he was always a pervert in early standup it was like really pervy yes well look at sleeper there's a giant tit chasing him across the park in Central Park this giant lactating tit 50 feet tall of course this guy was a per he was a weird guy I know no no if ANS or buts about it he was a weird guy and he is a weird guy yes and and I guess what he's done is not a crime because if you um if you look at the actual law he didn't do anything wrong it's not his biological daughter no you know so you mean with sun yeah yeah so I guess he can kind of do that but then there's a thing that his biological daughter says that he did weird to her the problem with that is that he says that his daughter was

50:46coached by the mom and there's just no way to know I mean I don't it would be horrible if you accused him of sexually molesting his daughter and was really just a manipulation by the mother and that is entirely possible you don't know and there's this idea that you're never supposed to judge someone who's making an accusation you're never supposed to question them they are the victim but I don't buy that I think that's nonsense there's an incredibly large amount of fake rape cases fake molestation cases there people lie about everything they lie about money they lie about sex they lie get by Frank Sinatra while they're married right exactly till he turns to be old blueeyed you're just that alone just looking at that you're like listen you got a problem with the truth right exactly yeah that's the other side of it right she's not clean either she was taking that kuner dick

51:36while she was living with Woody you know she'd sneak off for a I just going to go out and get a coffee and just this toue falls off Sho the Copa welcome to the club I gave you a kid all of a sudden he became dice oh what a world I'm in love now it's very tricky I mean look if your if your wife had any hint that something was going on with your with like she would have come crazy and just like you know just yeah please so there's it's very complicated it's very well he obviously did eventually leave her for the sun well what do we like gossipers I just think no but but it is but it is kind of an interesting thing because I mean if you were to what you said of like that it represents other people that do this is the kind of the Swing thing because everybody if you didn't work with people because of their private life and things you didn't agree with you would never

52:35work with anybody are a mess you'd have to sit down with them and go over their private life okay have you ever lied to a cop right you know have you ever lied about speeding have you ever not paid your taxes now let's get into your sex life please do you ever think about other people when you come right what what are you saying okay this meeting is over I had a buddy of mine that actually got an argument like that with his girlfriend she was like my friend says that gu fantasized about other women while they're having sex with their girlfriend is that true and he was like well sometimes she's like you piece of she got really mad at him right and I'm when I I remember thinking about it like why do you care I guess if your wife was just thinking about just getting stuffed by some big ass country football player some big dude with like chewing tobacco in his mouth and a rebel flag

53:26hat on he's just laying pipe on her and that's what she's thinking about when you her she's thinking about some corn Fred you know yeeh you know you imagine right you'd be like oh man but that's why you don't ask the question that's why you don't ask you probably that probably is happening but you don't ask if if you really love your wife you want to know everything about her no oh my God you want to know everything you want to know when she's disappointed oh my God I love you I love love you honey but I hate that face you make when you come you make me disgusted that's why I won't you you just walk in the kitchen in the morning honey what do you thinking so next time you just wear a Luchador mask or even better yet like a Godzilla big rubber Godzilla head fantasies are weird man because like you can't I remember when I was in high school there was a uh a guy who is

54:23writing for the Newton South High School paper who wrote this cool thing about the Boy Scouts and I remember reading this cuz I was in the Boy Scouts briefly uh as a young teenager and they had you know the tenants like trustworthy loyal Thrifty Clean reverent and like one of the things about what the voice Boy Scouts were supposed to do is keep your mind pure right keep your thoughts pure and this guy was like who wrote this article obviously this is in high school in the 1980s guy was pretty brilliant and he was like I don't like the idea a of anyone telling me what I can and can't do with my thoughts cuz sometimes my thoughts are fun I like to explore the idea of of thinking about all and his argument in this newspaper and I'm like grossly paraphrasing him because again this is like from 1982 or something like that he was like you like you don't need to know what's going on

55:16in my thoughts you just need to know how I act that's it how I act is important not what I think so telling me to keep my thoughts pure he's like my thoughts are mine right they're mine I do what I want with them that's right so if your girlfriend is just thinking about that big country like a a piece of wheat coming out of the corner of his mouth ye Nazi tattoo on the back of his neck just laying dick God bless her fat dick God bless her whatever she's into like a sailor's forearm I am not asking yeah I mean don't you have moments like in your relationship where you know you're with each other for your life this is a this is a long time thing I feel like we should be playing piano music right now there's times when you're all of a sudden no there do it Jamie went to get some Incredible Hulk Walk Away music and there's times when you're into her and that's there's times when you

56:07know there's times when all of a sudden you you you come are you about to say there's times when she's not into you yes unacceptable walk be a man suck it up there's times you know what she's not that psyched with me right now suitcase in each hand with a boner you chew two viagara you get your dick hard as a rock look I'm not saying you don't do those things what I'm saying is you don't ask her why you don't ask what what is it like you don't want to know these things I don't want to know why she's unhappy I want to know I just want her to keep her thoughts to herself if she's banging some big redneck in a truck stop no you don't want I don't want you don't want to know if she's actually banging or thinking about banging I don't want to know anything you don't want anything huh no what a good husband you are I want her to just be a good mom a good wife and eat my bread

57:05and and how about she cook something once in a while why am I baking bread like I'm an old lady why am I running around with flower on my shirt and she's sitting on the couch do you wear an apron no I have thought about it but I feel like it's going over the I yeah what would you keep in the pocket I always wonder that front pocket who why does that even come up who throws in that front pocket I think it's useless a one hit and a razor blade a one hitter and a razor blade I never see anybody using that front pocket on the apron yeah never comes up no what yeah what's in there nothing you're you're lighter cuz Cooks always go out and smoke a little yeah they do smoke which is interesting because cigarettes dull your taste buds they don't care food this is food like oh God I'm not eating this but I always thought that was weird about chefs because the whole idea about

58:00preparing food is making something that's delicious it's an art form right yeah so but if you you're dulling it's like with a condom it's like I'm really into sex but I love condoms I don't know what to do I don't know I never smoked how much does it deaden your does it really dead I don't never smoked either but allegedly it does yeah the people that I've talked to that quit smoking say that was one of the most remarkable things about it is that right after you quit smoking you get your taste buds back yeah M but you don't look as cool hm what is that about what's what's about something so stupid when you're sucking on some burning leaves it's a prop a good prop though like people that Vape do not look cool they look like they've got a pacifier look they're sucking on a robot's dick you know they have that box those box ones like how much batteries do you

58:51need how much are you vaping you have a battery that could charge a car and it glows like Rudolph and then they blow these smoke clouds out it's like Christ what is this there's so much that comes out yeah and they get into it they get into the big giant clouds yeah they do they're some guy sent me one and uh he sent me one that I could literally kill someone with I could beat someone to death with it it's a big thick heavy copper one do we still have that stupid thing laying around for tobacco or for weed it's for tobacco but you could use it for weed you could definitely use weed if you had like weed oil but it was it was a weird thing where you had to like drip the the the oil into this thing and then we don't need to see it Jamie it's okay thank you though it was um but it was heavy like it probably weighed a pound right yeah at least a pound yeah for home use or

59:43you're not taking that to the bar I you're supposed to just carry it around in a sling it look like brass knuckles for oh really it was huge a Cas huge no it didn't have a case it should should have a Wheeler case so you could take it through the airport that's not cool but but a cigarette to sit there with just a cigarette in your handra baby like yeah that's right baby send in Mia you tell Mia I don't want to talk into that Jew the chairman of the board has spoken it's the coolest it's a cool prop you can do stuff with it apparently can make a point yeah apparently it's a really good cognitive enhancer too oh yeah mhm yeah nicotine is apparently um it's as effective as like a neut Tropic as a CO as a cognitive enhancer like vitamins like parasitin and all these different vitamins choline that have been shown to have effects on memory and cognitive function nicotine apparently

60:41has a positive effect on cognitive function I know a lot of guys who smoke like ecigarettes before they go on stage really mhm just to get a little little buzz a little buzz a little go coffee do the same thing I don't know I don't think coffee actually has uh cognitive enhancing performance benefits that have been proven just makes you busy makes you happier I know it increases Euphoria and I think it lights you up you know like it it and stimulates you so there there's probably some benefit in that just being more awake but I think if you are awake thoughh I don't know if it really benefits you like there's times when I'm writing and like if I'm writing in the afternoon and I'll have an espresso and I come back and all of a sudden I'll catch myself like 15 minutes later like just humming along and like doing stuff you know like you just get busy you just get like all right we're

61:33going yeah without being aware that it was really the caffeine yeah do you take the nor what is it neurotropic neut Tropics neut Tropics yeah I take them you do yeah I'm a big fan I want to take more stuff I really do I'm So Into I like I kept for a long time was like I'm not taking anything and uh now I'm at a point where it's like we in the 21st century it's time to start taking some stuff like what kind of stuff I take vitamin D now that's good D3 D3 yeah very good very important that's good right yeah well the only way you get it is through the Sun or through certain foods uhhuh uh it's it's particularly important for vegans right um B12 and D3 are two of the most common things B12 too yeah because it comes from animals um you we get it primarily B12 especially we get it primarily from animal protein and they get it from bacteria and the only way vegans can get

62:28it is in certain forms of bacteria microorganisms like you have to eat living things to get it all right so B12 I should add also b12's huge b12's big uh D3 is Big D3 um DHEA or not DHEA uh DHA uh fish oil oh really fish oil omega 3es and sixes super super important for brain function Omega what Omega 3s and sixes do you take that as a supplement though yes I do you can get some of it from flax oil and from hemp oil but it's not as effective as fish oil I mean this is taking out ideology and you know eating plants versus eating animals scientists uniformly believe that fish oil is the better method for absorbing those things but then you go online and you look up fish oil and there's just as much as many articles that fish oil does nothing Well Omega-3s and sixes are critical right that's what fish oil is we just you get that from the fish oil yeah there's there's no doubt about that

63:28so someone saying the fish oil does nothing that's nonsense it's nonsense yeah I mean what what does it do I mean here's here's the number one big deal people think that they like to take things and then feel an immediate result right and what you're doing when you're taking vitamins and supplements and eating healthy food is you're building your body with these these materials like if you eat cake and hoos and that's all you eat that's what your body uses to regen generate cells that's what your body uses to grow I mean all your tissue is eventually going to be made out of everything you eat of birthday cake birthday cake and and sourdough bread so what we are today is your body's consumption of all the different foods and nutrients that you've taken in and this is what it's built with it and it can only make a good body off of good ingredients you it's it's really that

64:22simple if you're not getting any vitamins your body starts pulling them out of your bone and you're I mean pulling calcium out of your bones but your body freaks the out when you don't have enough stuff and that's where a lot of diseases inflammation a lot of problems come from just not having the proper building block so right when you eat healthy you give your body what it needs to rebuild and build so your growth from there on represents your diet like whatever you're putting in the healthier the stuff is the healthier your body is it's like really simple but it's not going to be an immediate effect I bet it would be pretty quick though fairly quick you'll feel better yeah and over time like weeks or months like this uh wacky die that I'm on initially it didn't feel good it didn't no the lack of sugar did not feel good there's like headaches the first few days I was like

65:10oh I'm addicted to Sugar well I didn't even know and then all forms of sugar like even just bread well you should yeah for sure yeah bread even alcohol um uh fruits you have to be careful even how much fruit you eat really yeah like like someone had a glass of orange juice and they were talking about it they were like think about how many oranges go into the glass of orange juice it's probably like seven oranges like who the sits down and eats seven oranges and we were laughing and I was like yeah but not even with fiber like you take the fiber out so your body's like what is all this goddamn sugar right but we have it in our head that Sugar from fruit juice is healthy sugar from Coca-Cola is not but apparently your body doesn't know the difference but if you eat an apple isn't that does the fiber offset the how much sugar it does have an an impact it does

66:02in a positive way well yeah your body's that's how your body's supposed to get sugar it's supposed to be attached almost like as an incentive to eat things that are healthy for you right so the vitamins and the fiber are all intertwined with this delicious flavor that makes you attracted to it and therefore like you eat an orange it is in fact good for you right so it's healthy but you shouldn't eat go crazy with it yeah you just shouldn't have 20 o of orange juice just squeezed out right and especially when we have that concentrate stuff where it's not even really orange juice anymore it's like this weird Frozen thing yeah but when you like with your kids in the morning do you feel like you should give them some orange juice if they're like feeling kind of uh vitamin C wise yeah well vitamin C is definitely good for your body it's a good antioxidant when

66:49you see them run down and like it's not it's not the worst thing in the world for have a little orange juice saying is like a big ass glass of orange juice is a jolt of sugar to your sister 4 in the afternoon yeah I prefer um I don't drink fruit juices anymore yeah I just but I still eat fruit but I just think that juicing is very problematic in that way that you could just figure out a way to condense uh all the sugar from all these different fruits into one thing that you jolt into your body in just a few seconds you chug a glass of orange juice I mean that's an instant yeah tidal wave of sugar um I take uh glucosamine that's good and krtin do you take those two together no just glucosamine those are both really good glucosamine is good glucosamine was actually I think I might be wrong about this this came from this uh book by this guy Dr Joel Wallock who

67:44wrote this book book called Dead Doctors Don't Lie and he was talking about mineral deficiencies and um how few doctors really do understand nutrition and they give you really shitty advice but really they're completely uneducated they might be a good podiatrist or a good orthopedic surgeon or what have you but how many of them actually understand the mechanisms of nutrition that's where Dr Ronda Patrick comes in right she's a genius when it comes to that like whenever have any questions about different nutrients or vitamins and she will just go over the tests and she's super analytical and objective about it too like she'll tell you the pros and cons and goods and bads and what you know what what could Happ what could be going on and what is definitely going on right so there's you know there's a lot going on when you're eating food there's a lot going on when you're taking in

68:33nutrients yeah and uh a multivitamin I take a multi but there's so many yeah one multivitamin is problematic too because you're taking something that's condensed down to one hard little Cube oh yeah and you're dropping that you're and you're hoping your body digests it in time and absorbs it I find that powdered ones in capsule form at least I think uh absorb better in the body and I take a pack I take like what's called a pure athletes pure pack writing it down pack yeah it's pure encapsulations is the brand that I use and they have these athletes pure packs and I I just they're great because they're like a meal's worth I take them with me I can have like two or three in my backpack right actually do and just pound it yeah I'm sure it will do you take this stuff too or do you kind of uh has it rubbed off on you a little bit yeah the amount of time I've been hanging out with him is

69:27starting to and I need to take advantage of it but uh yeah I just started taking some stuff yeah you look good this is microphone that microphone makes that sound what's going on with it there's too much electricity over here you're a electric man you're alive what a Al there's a lot of electricity going on here there is right stop think about it when I think from my podcast when I use like this little recorder and just it's no reason there's a reason it it sounds so shitty just all the the vape pens we have in this room I know I have one of those so how many things do you take in the morning like 12 no in the morning um especially lately yeah the morning I've relaxed a lot of what I do as far as like my diet because in the morning uh a lot of times I'm not hungry I know and I used to eat because I felt like I had to eat but then I read this thing recently you know

70:16they they say that breakfast is your most important meal yeah that's what I've heard it's the what's important is meals right they say that breakfast is not your most important meal that it's just a meal the idea of like loading up so you can go on about your day like it sometimes it slows you down yes and then the car looing is what a lot of people do they're eating cereal and that's just going to cause a crash you you ramp it up with the carb bloting your body has to process all that and it's like put a nice cup of coffee and some sourdough toast that's what you do that's your move and once in a while when you get to know I made this toast this is mine this is my godddamn toast I made this for my it's funny when I go on the road now that's the thing that they miss the toast the bread really they're like you got to come back you've been gone a week

71:03we out bread oh they they get upset that daddy's not the little bread factory it's cool because they used to miss me for being a person and then they then that passed and now they want me for my bread when you go on the road do you do just weekends or do you do do you ever do a tour I do weekends me too sometimes it'll be I'll tag it with like if I go back East I'll tag something in New York like TV or radio and then so I'll be gone for a week M but I never go like City to City yeah I come home yeah I don't like my friend you know Duncan Duncan Trussell yeah Duncan's on a 30-day tour now really he got a bus and everything he's a maniac he's traveling around the country do you have a family nope yeah he's got a dog it's a different thing think he brings it that's a different thing it says his dogs helps him he got one of those emotional dog licenses I call those the

71:53fake service dogs yeah you know those things what is it called an emotional needs dog yeah you can have an emotional needs dog they bring him in restaurants it's so up it's so up cuz they violate Health codes just by saying I need my dog with me I know I saw that I was in New York the woman was feeding a dog from a spoon at the table like sneaking him food it's like how's this how's this okay it's not okay I was just in a hotel in San Francisco people had they were given dog biscuit at the in the lobby and people you walk through the hall there's dogs just barking their heads off cuz dogs are allowed in hotels well I love dogs I do too but you don't have to have a it's it's I don't even mind dogs in hotels but dogs in restaurants are like come on you ever been next to a dog that's barking all night cuz the parents are cuz the owners are out partying or doing whatever

72:46they're doing and leave the dog yeah really and you're there they should have someone come in and euthanize it no I don't mean that you shouldn't have even said that you're right you're right look sometimes things come out and you don't mean them too sometimes you mean them and you just pretend that you don't well I would like if some dog next door is barking I would like the key to the room so I could open it up and go dude it's going to be all right relax I there's a biscuit yeah here dude you relax no I can't but this is why I'm I'm embracing the 21st centur cuz I am on the road I'm in all these weird places and started to feel like run down and stuff and I wasn't here's another thing is I wasn't eating uh meat for a long time and I started eating meat again and I feel so much stronger I literally would be in the Green Room like tired like I'm like

73:43why I'm not old why am I tired to before a show at 10:00 and I really think I just wasn't getting enough protein I really was just like eating salads in between I just once I started kind of drifting back I drifting back were you vegetarian or vegan veget well I would go back and forth but mostly vegetarian so sometimes you were vegan for like a yeah for a whole year yeah how'd that go um it's hard did you start criticizing people it's hard I got very snotty yeah I felt better than everyone like I thought I was better than everybody else I uh no it's very difficult thing to do yeah you got to really make sure that you monitor your protein correctly like people say where do you get your protein from and they like what what about this gorilla listen you're not a gorilla okay you're not a horse either horses eat hay all day and they're fine they have giant muscles your body's different

74:37dummy like people people need certain amounts of protein and you certainly need a complex amino acid profile and some proteins that you're getting from Plants they don't have a full amino acid profile so if you're going to if you're going to go vegan and you want to really make sure that your diet is balanced you got to really do some reading really pay attention to what quinoa's good quinoa is really good hemp is one of the best oh yeah yeah hemp protein there's some stuff that we sell at on it called hemp Force protein powder and it's one of the best ones because it's super easy to digest it's a very fine protein yeah it's really expensive because we have to get it from Canada it's one of the goofiest laws that we have going today in this country that you can't grow hemp still yeah well some states are allowing it now and it's eventually going to roll out and it's going to be

75:24Nationwide it's one of the easiest things to grow like bamb grows crazy doesn't require nearly the amount of service that other plants do it's essentially it's a weed yeah but um anyway the point is it's a full amino acid Prof profile right and there's only a few plants that are like that I know what other ones a couple in all honesty I uh I was doing it for health I was doing it because I have a lot of uh high cholesterol and heart stuff in my family and I was like I didn't want to go on any drugs and I was like I'm just going to keep it at Bay and I'm going to eat clean and I ate that way for a long time and eventually just this last year my genetics kind of caught up to me and it was like I'm eating this way and I still my cholesterol was high so I was like you know what I'm going to go on a stattin and lower it you are yeah and uh what about exercise I exercise what do you do

76:15I run and waits the reason why I asked this is Anthony Bourdain was on statins and he got on statins just because uh his body was um um he was you know constantly going on the road and traveling and drinking and eating food and his body wasn't responding well to that he had real problems his blood pressure and just decided Well I could either restrict my diet mhm which to him is offensive yeah you know because he's a chef and it's a big part of his thing and especially with his job yeah around the get on these Statin so he got on the statins but then he got into Jiu-Jitsu uhhuh got obsessed with jiu-jitsu lost 30 lounds got off the statins now he's super healthy well that's the thing I was I had high cholesterol and I said I'm not going to go on the statins so I increased how I was working out I went vegan for a long time and uh lowered it I was able to lower it and keep it at

77:07Bay doing that for a while and it just started inching up started kind of coming back and uh I don't know so I just figured it's the 21st century let me let me embrace technology but there is uh negative consequences with your liver isn't that correct am I well you have to be test you have to be you have to stay on top of it you got to do your blood work or is that an issue I've only been on it for a couple months oh just got on it brand new now have you ever thought about cutting bread out and pasta and sugar yes I've thought about it and I didn't like what I was thinking while you're eating a sandwich imagine if I couldn't have this no the bread thing is really new like I wasn't eating a lot of bread this is pretty new and I do love it the problem honestly is I grew up food is a celebration food is a way to unite people food it was a big Italian family yeah pasta was a part of

78:03it and uh I was like eating as a vegan I walked into a Italian Grocer in Burbank and the salamis and the pruto are hanging from the ceiling next to the provolone and there's pastas and there's Breads and there gelato and I'm like my ancestors would just Pummel me in the in the alley if I was like I'm not eating this cuz I'm a vegan and I'm like it's too much fun it's too much fun to celebrate and live life and do so if I could just do that once in a while I I can't say I'm going to be a vegan and not eat that stuff for the rest of my life I'm not going to do it um of all the people that have ever suggested healthy diets to no one looked at me more disgusted than Arty Lang when Arty was in here and he was talking to about he I got to lose weight and he's talking about and I was talking to him about cutting off pastas and Breads and all this he looked at me like what the are you

79:01saying he's like he was like offended yeah like in his eyes somehow or another he is going to eventually figure out how to lose all this weight without changing a goddamn thing about his lifestyle or his diet but that's but that kind of thinking yeah is also why he's so hilarious so funny know he's he's just a wild a wild Dev everything around including gambling you ever talk to him about gambling yes he's a cycl I put 500 Grand on this to win like what you put what hold on how long does it take you to make that 500,000 you had a $500,000 bet oh my God like I hear like that my palm starts sweating I am terrified of gambling because I I I know way too many people that do it yeah and rich people oh yeah I know like my friend Dana White who's the president of the C he's Rich right and he will gamble he's lost as much as a million dollars in a night wow that a million dollar dude I I

80:03wouldn't be able to sleep for a month I'd be freaking the out I'd be freaking the out I'd be like what am I doing like what's wrong with me yeah well like why is that worth it like we won 7 million one night what exactly 7 million 7 million W it in one night I wonder if what how different the rush is winning $500 to million oh it's way different Tom Papa really it's 6,995 th000 can you go up to the to the can you go up to the guy like I want it now I'd like to take this with me now well they don't like to pay you right um because like they like to keep it in the casino sure million they paid him in garbage bags they wanted to give him cash they didn't even give him a bag he had to go and get garbage bags so they came back with with those black Hefty bags and they stuffed $7 million in Hefty bags and then left the casino and said take it if you want it when you

81:03have $7 million in garbage bags and you're leaving you're like a small child with a sandwich walking through a room full of wolves it's like maybe you'll make it to the door maybe one of these wolves is just not going to listen like gee how many bags would that be I don't know if it's $100 bills which I assume it is right there I know there are $1,000 bills correct but have you ever seen one no I wonder who's on it your mother there's even A5 hey mama is a $5,000 there's a $500 bill oh really yes I recently saw someone handed to Trump and he signed it or some like that really huh do you feel like you're deprived when you eat this way no you don't feel deprived of anything no because the benefits are extreme like physically I feel great this is like the stuff that I just drank the stuff in front of you this is uh exogenous ketones cuz uh my body is essentially in

82:02a ketogenic state so I take this mineral and amino acid supplement it's called ketogenics what's a ketogenic State ketogenic State means your body's burning fat as opposed to burning carbohydrates and one way to manipulate that state and to make sure that your body stays ketonic ketonic MH ketogen ketogenic is um you take Exogen ketones and this stuff allows your body to go back into a state of ketosis which means it's primarily using fat as fuel versus using meanwhile people right now are going will you stop talking about your diet Rogan Jesus Christ I'm interested screw them to Papa brought it up folks I wouldn't have said it you're all right nothing happened we're good no um I I I'd like to eat lean I'd like to cut some of that stuff I don't eat that much bread and pasta buddy I would I'll do it you and Aryan get together and come up with a diet plan

83:02I'll do it it's called The make believe diet plan let's make believe one day we're going to do something different I don't feel different because I still eat like really healthy and really delicious foods how's this different from Atkins um Atkins is mostly protein and the problem with that is and it does kind of put you in a state of ketosis but that's not really what your body wants apparently your body wants more fats than it does protein and there's so you're eating fattier yeah but what I'm eating is like a lot of avocados a lot of coconut oil a lot of things along those line almond butter and when you eat a lot of nuts and things you're getting fats that are healthy oils and fats that your body processes really well the biggest benefit and this is something that my friend Denny had said to me and this is thing I I recognized too is cognitive like I'm more awake

83:51during the day yeah and I don't I'm even like the way I am right now here at uh 12:20 I'll be like this at 7:00 at night really it's I'm even through the day I was never even before man no you crash in the afternoon I'd have these meals then I'd want to take a nap yeah that's not there anymore so after I eat when I eat like what I normally eat is like salads with avocado and some sort of piece of protein whether piece of fish or chicken or something like that or meat when I eat like that I don't get tired right just it's my body's telling me like look this is way more efficient it's way better for us and it's not like I'm eating cardboard and tofu it's delicious food yeah it's just no bread no pasta and what about your family they eat whatever the they want do you sit down and eat dinner with them yeah and you have a different meal than they do well I just eat different stuff like

84:43um one of the things I eat if we have pasta I eat squash I take squash like zucchini squash right and I run it through this machine it's like this thing that spins you cranked his hand and it Twirls this zucchini through this cutter that makes these little swirly pasta like noodle things and then I put spaghetti sauce on that really yeah yeah and your kids's like Dad what are you doing they don't mind they even eat some of it they're used to it right my kids have eatting everything that's that's exactly what it is oh that's right from my my page um that's the uh see it Twirls it into those noodles and then that's uh ground venison so Joe if you had if you if you eat like this and then that one meal you had pasta does that blow the whole thing no no no no but it puts you out of the it knocks you out of ketosis but this stuff right here knocks you right back in so like even you could

85:35have like a syrupy glass of soda and then have this stuff and it'll put you right back into ketosis really yeah it's just manipulating the way your body uh processes fuel right and I just find just for me that when my B and not just me like Shaw Bren and job my buddy who uh got on it a few months ago like two months ago or something like that he's lost a shitload of weight he looks great everybody I know that's done it loves it really yeah I just don't think that your body's meant to eat that much sugar and that many processed carbohydrates I just don't think it is no they're not absolutely that's even like with this bread it's like you know that was the only thing that you would that would be the carb that you would eat you know what I mean you would have a little the the percentage in your diet was so small right you know then you eating vegetables and you're eating meats and

86:26and fish and nuts and salads folks eat some salad it's so important that's one of the things that drives me the most crazy about vegans um one of the things is they'll assume that you don't eat what they eat right like you know like vegans like this guy was like telling me like I'm eating all these vegetables and I'm getting all these nutrients and you're not I go well actually I am cuz I'm eating all those vegetables too but I also have steak right like what the are you like this idea that they're mutually exclusive is so stupid yeah you definitely should have vegetables everyone should eat vegetables but the idea that you shouldn't eat meat because we're not designed for meat that becomes like an ideological argument then they start saying things like you know like the body was not designed for that human beings are herbivores no no actually we're not not only that it's proof

87:13positive it's been proven that one of the main reasons why the human brain got large is because of meat consumption right yeah the the the monkeys figured out look there's there's better protein out there we got to start eating some whatever the they ate what did they eat you see they just found this Walt Whitman guide someone found it in a uh in a library it was like this finding of a Walt Whitman stuff that he wrote that people hadn't seen before so they got exciting it was about health it was about uh a a guide to being a healthy man or something and the first thing was eat meat yeah of course that was his first thing well that's what people thought back then you know I mean it was that was super important did you see that thing like recently um they discovered uh the remains of a Mastadon that had been slaughtered by people in I think they found it in Florida in a bog

88:08or something like that or sinkhole and it was 14,000 years old so it threw a monkey wrench into the timeline of people being in North America cuz it pushed it back by 1,500 years so it's like a new mystery as far like theyve really just there's a lot of just rampant speculation once you get past a couple thousand years ago yeah they're like who the knows there there's like yeah there's current theories and they try to work on them and they try to you know they're they're trying to decipher the past based on these little small clues that they dig up here and there right and occasionally they dig up a new clue and they just go whoa okay all right everybody let's get together let's get together because we just our timeline we got to go and rewrite the whole timeline yeah it's pretty cool looking though there there it is yeah they pulled it out and um a stone knife masked on Bones and a

89:04fossilized dung found in an underwater can you scroll that down please young jerie uh underwater sinkhole shows that humans lived in North Florida about 14,500 years ago according to new research suggests the colonization of the americaas was far more complex than originally believed I love stuff like this so cool yeah it's like learning about mystery culture I'm just I'm unbelievably fascinated by the idea that people lived like us they were they were like us 14,000 years ago and they lived these crazy existences where they were just hanging together in these little tribes and they relied on each other deeply and right and that was the only way you could survive you had to get in these small groups of like 50 people and everybody stuck together had to gather food and everybody had a responsibility and you know there's a direct connection between social behaviors today and

89:56hunter gatherer um needs thousands and th excuse me thousands and thousands years ago like the reason why women are so talkative and social and men prefer like people being more stoic and men don't like when men talk too much CU those men would up hunting trips oh really yeah I mean if you were out there hunting those and the women would get together and when women were gatherers women's jobs were equally as hard as men if not harder because they were in charge of farming like the men would were are gathering at least vegetables and foods that you could find and the men would go out and Hunt so the hunters learned how to prize being stealthy and quiet and keeping your together under pressure called cool yeah keeping your they're cool together when you're sneaking up on an animal and all your nerves are firing and your you have to execute a shot or throw a spear and you

90:48have to get the job done whereas women they get together and they start talking about this one and that one and she says this and I'm that yeah and they're sitting there by the river avoiding crocodiles washing underwear going this thinks she's going to take my man does your husband come back from a hunt and not talk I mean how can you be out for a whole hunt and have nothing to say when you come home oh my God I come home and I'm just Yap y yep yep yep yep yep yep yep and he's like you shut the up I think I heard a stick snap stick snap there's a there's a lion in the bushes honey I just got home I've been out hunting all day just give me a minute before we start talking I was watching this thing um the other night about the Messi the Messi Warriors and um they're mostly herders you know they have all these cattle and it was really crazy cuz they had like 10-year-old kids

91:34helping out like these 10-year-old kids are hurting cattle right and uh you know they're just doing jobs get to work yeah get to work at 10: and um one of the things they they had this Village that is in the middle of this incredibly wild area I mean they're surrounded by Buffalos and lions and all around their Village this a very small little village which is really an extended family it's like the mothers and the fathers and their families and brothers and sisters and their families and everyone lives together in this one little extended village with all their livestock but all around their Tiny Village they had Thorn bushes placed uhhuh to keep Lions out really that's that's their fence their fence is just making it uncomfortable for Lions to move in and kill them oh jeez so man I was watching it and apparently that's not their biggest danger their biggest danger is Buffalo

92:28oh yeah yeah man those those cape buffalo I guess it is I don't know which Buffalo there's that's what they look like yeah um that's a buffalo no that's a baby that's a little tiny person little tiny Messi person their buffalo are so weird they they look like ball they wear clothes why does he have a robe walking around naked it's cute cute little and they're still survived today they're still the sign yeah yeah so see those those bushes that they have set up like that that's how they keep the lies out they just make it uncomfortable for them they set up these parameters or perimeters rather around their house but the Buffalo I guess it's uh Cape Buffalo or water buffalo or one of the Buffalo one of Tanzania look up dangerous Buffalo Tanzania you I'm going to Tanzania in August dude I'm thinking about going in August are you really I'm thinking about going on the Safari with

93:21the family what you doing August 5th through the 16th what are you doing um I know a guy that runs these Resorts there and you're going to go we're going to go Safari the family yeah oh Tom Papa yeah yeah look at you maybe we'll be there at the same time we'll ignore each other though we could pretend we could meet we could meet and pretend we're hunting for like a minute I got to go back to my woman stuff for bread yeah what if they don't have bread do you uh they do right yeah you got to tell me where you're going yeah we haven't decided yet we we're deciding on a a a family trip this summer and it' either be Europe or Africa those are the two uh potential destinations now and I haven't really I don't know wouldn't it be cool this is mine I'm thinking I never really had a real draw to Africa but the idea that I could get my children to Africa it feels like a good

94:08thing I think those are wilderbeast Jamie son of a those right down there that one right there see that one right down there that that guy is right in front of I guess that's a dead one huh what is that that's some sort of a buffalo right yeah yeah that's a giant ass Buffalo yeah that's enormous well those things apparently those buffalos that they have in um just find a what kind of Buffalo CU I keep saying Buffalo there's a there's a name um but those those things apparently are the most dangerous thing in Africa really next to hippos hippos the most dangerous hippos Kate Buffalo or African Buffalo okay so I was kind of right but those when I was watching the show on the Messi one one of ladies had um gone to get water and she got jacked by a buffalo really yeah just you're too close they go you and they just run at you they're like think of a bull like

95:02how mean bulls are and fast yeah I mean bull riders I mean those Bulls are just like you kicking them off I mean that's what these goddamn things are but times 10 oh man they're enormous what about the hyenas that's what I'm worried about scary too those things are evil they're all scary they're mean me you know hyenas are one of the few animals where the female is larger than the male to keep the male from eating the babies really yeah they don't give a they're so mean and their jaws are super strong yeah like some of the strongest bites in the world I think only thing stronger is like crocodiles on these Safari things you can't go out like you can't go to the bathroom at night is this the Buffalo unless arm if you can read that what does it say buddy oh okay other than the the big five it is known as the Black Death Or Widowmaker and is widely regarded as a

95:55very dangerous animal it whoa it Gores and kills over 200 people every year Jesus Christ buffalos are sometimes reported to kill people in Africa kill more people in Africa than any other animal yeah but look at that picture of Hemingway he just killed that thing although some of the claims are made by hippos and crocodiles my yeah you mean you could definitely kill them I'm totally killing it if they don't taste good though my my problem would be with one of those things well you can absolutely eat buffalo like a buddy of mine shot one with with a bow and arrow but he said he was practicing with his bow now for half an hour while chewing one piece of meat oh really yeah like literally it's so tough I had Buffalo this winter from uh Yellowstone area oh the Bison that was good oh that's delicious yeah that's a different that's a different kind of Buffalo well there's a real controversy

96:49and this isn't a good good thing to bring up now cuz I found out something yesterday there's a big controversy that's going on in Yellowstone because they're culling a large number of Bison from Yellowstone and these people are freaking out about it and uh they're freaking out about it from a couple different sides but one of the reasons why they say they're killing them is because there's a large population of them there's no hunting in Yellowstone and these animals are traveling to outside of Yellowstone and they're using the land that ranchers use for cattle so like there's public public land that Ranchers have rights to have their cattle graze on but then these bison are in intruding into these land and they're saying that the Bison carry brucelosis which is apparently a very dangerous disease for cattle because it makes their babies um stillborn but there's no evidence

97:43apparently that Bruce alosis is transferred from bison to cattle see one of the guys that was on the uh Twitter exchange that I was having last night was explaining that and uh and I said really I why are they killing these animals they're saying that they have bruis and they're worried about them transferring it to cattle no evidence that they've done it so I go and look at it and apparently it's true apparently elk are more likely to transfer brucelosis to cattle but elk don't use the same grazing ground they don't they don't graze the same way that cattle do so what these Buffalo do is they just they're competing for grazing ground and they're using the brucelosis as an excuse to slaughter them oh and so they're just going in there and shooting them and they use all the meat I mean they're bringing all the meat to I mean it all becomes either gets donated to

98:31Native Americans or they they butcher it and sell it so you're allowed to shoot them there there's a they're allowing a call of a certain amount of them but apparently it's hundreds of them and you know people that love seeing those things at Yellowstone are kind of freaking out because they're doing it because of cattle operations really it's really it's it's really a thinly disguised like protection of cattle land it's a strange thing because you bring them back and they get to a certain number and then that number becomes too large but too large for what too large too large for a very small area right yeah yeah for the way that the humans are are living like you know in New Jersey they have this there's so many deer you want to shoot more deer but it's because it's the most densely populated state in the Union there's just well well they don't have a

99:24predator that's the real problem with deer right with deer deer require a prey Predator balance that we have in California like California has a weird thing going on and it's I like it in some ways in other ways I don't like it one of the things that I do like it is that what California has done is allowed mountain lions to kill the deer right and you can't kill mountain lions so there's no there's no hunting of mountain lies one of the few States one of the few states that has a large healthy Mountain Li population where hunting is not not regulated so the problem is wildlife biologists don't agree with that Wildlife biologists think that you have to manage the numbers of mountain lines just like you manage all the other animals but on the flip side because you don't hunt Mountain lines you see very little deer it's very hard to find like deer hunting

100:09in California is diminished radically since the 1990s when they instituted this no mountain lion hunting so the mountain lions are just eating them up they're going like crazy and there's a lot of mountain lines there's a lot there's a friend of mine who is a um a he works on a Ranch called tone Ranch and tone Ranch has this one water hole where they have a camera set up to photograph whatever animals in there oh yeah they found 16 different Mountain lies on one water hole jeez Jesus Christ well they create those breezeways like over the freeways and stuff mhm well they trying to do that I don't know if they have actually done that they actually buil it I've seen them uh I think on the way back from Palm Springs imagine going up and jogging on one of those things yeah have you ever seen that video of the lady in Florida where she's on like a like a small bridge and

100:53a Panther runs buyer no you never seen it oh my God it is a your pants in a half moment it's big man it is Big yeah well the Florida panther is another animal that was like on the brink of Extinction and it's the same animal it's a mountain Lon Puma Puma Panther mountain lion same animal just different colors no not even different colors this one is Mountain line color different outfits yes they have different nail polish and stuff but this uh watch this video look at this this lady's on this bridge check this out it's crazy will we hear it give us some volume in jery look at this so she's hanging out she's walking on this bridge just like look everything is so pretty oh my God oh my God oh my God holy what in the dude he just wasn't interested what in the thank God what in the that's a big cat too man it's wooden bridge in the Everglades I think it is oh my God oh my God oh my

101:58God holy he got scared he was just as scared do you see that Jesus Christ they were talking about him out here and they showed a guy was working on someone's house yeah like in the Hollywood Hills and the guy just comes out he's like doing the plumbing or something he's like uh there's something in there it's really big they just put like a flashlight on this giant stick and deep under the house that's where that was his den oh my God he was just living in there living under his house yeah there's another video that I posted yesterday Jamie of this guy where a bear a huge bear comes running at him full clip and the guy jumps up and down and screams at the top of his lungs and it turns around and bolts last minute really yeah buttter yeah it's on my Twitter but like last minute I mean it got like as close as Jamie is to you Grizz huge jeez huge I mean like 700 lb

102:58it is enormous this bear look how big this bear is like wait wait till you see this video You're G to your pants so go go full screen Jamie it's not going full screen yeah here you go wait you're going to your pants dude Swedish man so this guy he sees it in the woods and it starts running up to him where's the volume buddy it's all wintery why is no sound there definitely sound we got to hear the sound cuz the guy screams at it hold on I'm going to figure out wow it worked holy I never saw I never even thought that would work what's that well it's definitely got sound so let's figure it out because you got to hear it because the guy goes but look how is look at the size of it it's running at him like running at him and he was able to scare it he he reels back like he's scared well he went for it you know look look you get the out me and the Bear's like oh look at

103:56him look how big he is and look how much bigger that thing is it's like four times five times bigger than him oh my God look at the size of that thing oh my God that makes me freak out if he had turned and run he would have been eaten oh yeah for sure I mean the thing ran at him like it was dinner time I was that close to a bear where in Alaskan and Denali Jesus a a Grizzly yep what the big ass grizzly we woke up in the morning and uh we were in Back Country for a couple weeks just hiking and walking around and um we got we woke up and we were making our breakfast and we look up on a ridge and there's this big ass bear this is September so it's like late you know it's like they're getting ready to hibernate and he's walking down the Ridge and as we're packing up and uh you know you up the ridge is actually where we were cleaning our dishes and doing all this stuff and now we're back at

104:51Camp we're breaking down down to to hike out and we see this thing go walking down just dumb asses we're so lucky we didn't get eaten the guy the uh we pack up and we just start walking in the same direction that the bear was going we're like he's not going to be going he probably is beaten us there so we're walking through these these reads these like bamboo kind of little reads but they were only like six feet high and there's like eight of us maybe six of us and we're walking with our pack on and you just hear and you see the reads separating slowly though like it's not coming fast just and we're like what the hell that's probably the bear we see that it's the bear and you know you're supposed to do what that guy did put your arms up or at least freeze and don't everyone in the group took off that's the one thing you're not they ran no and my god I'm frozen in the pose

105:53me and my one friend like you're not supposed to do we run and we're in our and they're they take off with their backpacks oh my God but the bear thankfully just by a stroke of luck this thing was so fat and tired in the end of September he just wanted to go down low get some more berries and take a snooze was not interested in us at all he was just oh you're so lucky so lucky but I swear to God it was from me to the end of this table yeah well when they're when they're Gathering up berries that's when you're safest they get in their head that that's what they want to eat they eat a lot of berries right he did not he was not interested dude all that man so close those animals there's there's another I mean I I love the they're there I think it's cool but God damn it they Scar the out of me there's a a video of these guys they're hanging out by this River

106:46and they have like a little lawn chair and this bear this enormous Grizzy Bear just walks up and sits down next to them have you seen that one Jamie close encounter with G grizzly bear casually walks up to people and they just had to talk to him they're like hey man get the out of here and the bear just gets up and leaves but I mean he's like a school bus it's it's so like a minivan I always describe it like a minivan did you find one yeah yeah yeah this is it this is it look at this look at this wow look at the size of this he just sat next to his chair just pulls up to his chair what a beautiful though look at that thing oh my they're gorgeous supposed to do if that's you um you can't do can't do because look you you don't want to provoke it no you know and you definitely don't want to back up that thing is just chasing salmon right now yeah you don't want to

107:37yell at it yeah as long as you don't it doesn't think you're a threat they're really dumb all right in their mind yeah me not dumb like no I mean like like dumb like if they were a person they'd be right like they're simple they're simple they're Predators you know they get in their head like what they want to do oh my God he's just sitting down this is awesome he just decided to chill what a clear shot look at the look at his look at his claws yeah one swipe I mean your face is off the guy who's filming this is 10 ft away from him he's right there and he eventually talks to him he's like hey get out of here like the bear looks at him like baby like you hey watch hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey look how close it is the bear looks like a little annoyed for a second dude the thing just wandered towards him seriously oh my God they're everywhere oh my God oh my God

108:38now I don't even feel bad for that guy back that up like watch how they go to the river yeah this guy's sitting with a lawn chair by the river while one two let's see three four five six and that one seven oh my God oh my God there's a dozen Bears there's a dozen massive grizzly bears oh my God I'm so scared oh my God there's more look at those other two 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 oh my God how funny if you you pull back and the guy with the camera is a bear oh Jesus Christ that's amazing oh my God they're the coolest animal that's my favorite animal pretty God damn cool until they're eating you yeah not so cool no yeah well they're so cool to look at they're so cool to look at when they get up yeah and they're just oh have you ever eaten bear no it's good brown bear is not so good like those are not so good cuz they mostly they're mostly Predators but black bear they eat

109:42a lot of um berries and like it's it's traditional like Hunters have been eating bear forever I thought like when people went to hunt bear I before I became a hunter I was like why would you want to shoot a bear that's kind of stupid that's like uh it's gross I thought of it like um trophy hunting like someone who goes out and kills a rhino or something like that like God why you doing that man you're just doing that to stuff that thing or something yeah but no they eat them and time e a bear I mean to hunting AAR my friend Cameron Haynes is a bow hunter oh yeah yeah he's like he's like they taste good don't listen to anybody he's like everybody has this idea in their head that you don't eat them he goes that's not true up in Canada in particular like where we hunt it's traditional every year here people go out uh hunting bear in uh Alberta really they're delicious

110:27man the way I described it is like a deer and a pig it's like a combination of deer and pig deer and pig yeah it's an interesting FL it's almost got like kind of a beefy flavor but they make roasts out of them and all these different things and they have to keep the population down because they don't have any Predators so there's massive numbers of them and they they slaughter the moose and the deer and so people up there who prize moose and deer which is like really important for their food that's most of what they eat right yeah I've heard of people hunting moose I never heard of people hunting Bear yeah there's a lot of bear hunting a lot of uh spring and fall bear hunting apparently fall is the best because when they eat berries when they especially blueberries they actually get a blueberry tint to their fat oh really and their meat smells sweet oh

111:11interesting well you that's really weird but your body like those Grizzlies are bad to eat because they're eating raw fish and rotten fish all the time they eat like carcasses like if you eat a bear that's eating like a dead moose like if a moose gets killed and they just eat the carcass they this tastes terrible so like you you are what you eat and you can apply that to yourself like your body literally is built up as we were talking about earlier of the nutrients that you put in it the food that you put in your dietary choices right that's the same thing with bears so these black bears that are living up there they're mostly eating look when they get a chance they eat a lot of fawns like deer fawns and um calves moose calves and occasionally they can eat an act ual deer like if a deer breaks its leg or up most the time deer can get away when they're full

111:56grown uhhuh but the the ones that eat the berries they're delicious and this is like a oh Jesus Christ is that the same guy that's a picture from the place I looked it up it's called the mcneel state sanctuary in Alaska oh my God no one has apparently ever died there but all these bears come and for 3 months they gather and just gorge on salmon so they're not even looking for that oh okay that's one of the cool things about those Bears when they're in those situations like they just have it in their head like like okay we're just eating fish now I'm eating fish look at how many of them there are that's amazing we're looking at a photograph and Jamie where'd you find this photo I Googled just Googled mcneel animals or so there's in this image there's 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Bears just in this one photo jeez and they're giant that is the

112:47giant Grizzlies Kodiak is the weirdest place man because Kodiak is but it has the biggest brown bears in the world it says the brown bears though too is that where uh brown bears and Grizzlies are the same thing is that where Grizzly Man bought yeah that was Kodiak no he bought it in Alaska he bought in a place called The Grizzly maze which is a uh a place where what is he eating there dumb place to go is that a fish yeah P fish looks like crab but um Google the giant bears of codiac because they're the most enormous grizzly bears or brown bears rather in the world when they're on the coast they call them brown bears when they're interior they call them grizzly bears that's the difference it's the same exact animal that's a dead one look at the size of that thing jeez that's massive whoa what the man that's fake is that fake I think that's a trained bear

113:39actually yeah the guy see the guy but I think that's a trained bear I think that's like a movie Bear look at that one down there look at that one right below with the guy standing there with a rifle above and to the right above and to the right sorry it's okay yeah look at that what the look at his feet what the size of that thing look how big his feet are and you know what's crazy there was a bear that was way bigger than that called the short-faced bear that we we brought up the other day that was apparently the most fearsome predator in North America up until like 11,000 years ago look at that thing running oh God that is so wild it's so crazy that this being exists I know you know because if you if you didn't have Bears if they weren't real and then it was in a movie you'd be like imagine if those things were running around but they really are running around and we just get so used

114:33to them when you hike in the back country like that you have to put all your food in these containers these black containers the first yeah the first time I did it I was like I had all my this food and it's like so you just put in a bag and you hang it up there they're like no you put it in these cylinders sealed off and then you put them you can you don't even have to hang them you could just get them out of the way because they're just completely sealed right but the amount of food you can fit in that is like you'd have to bring all packs of stuff yeah it's like has to be so small you have to live so small cuz they just come and sometimes you're in your tent and you just hear that well they have um dehydrated food and freeze-dried food and freeze-dried food is you just add you know like certain hot water to but dehydrated gets really really small like so you can pack a lot of food into

115:24a very small area you just have to figure out how to add water to it it's got to be like I haven't done it in probably 12 years the am the amount of improvement that must have gone on in those 12 years has got to be mind blowing yeah just going into the camping section must be like a whole futuristic thing now I think the big Improvement is dehydration versus um versus freeze drying I think that as far as like space like how much space that you save so when you see a bear and you're there with your little bow and arrow yeah you're are you uh not good are you scared oh yeah for sure man yeah if you see Bears you should be nervous as I mean most likely they're not going to come get you but they might if you miss like if you hit it and it's Knee will he be pissed and come get you perhaps most likely they'll run away right most likely um I know a guy who knows a guy whose friend was

116:19attack this very many several steps removed that's how you know it's a good story though first hunting trip ever I think they were hunting for deer he's in his tent and he gets mauled in his tent by a 500 lb predatory black bear 500 lb I that black oh they get bigger than that do they really oh yeah yeah I thought black bear were like the small bear to the no they sometimes small but that's when they're juvenile like they have a Hard Scrabble life man most of them get eaten as Cubs by other bears bears are cannibals oh really yeah especially black bears oh yeah well brown bears too but but black bears get enormous a friend of mine just killed one that was 8 and2 ft tall jeez yeah look at this picture I'm going show you a picture and you're going to go what look size that that's black bear wow that's big eight and 1 half fet or eight 8 foot three in So you you're deep

117:15in the woods you kill this thing how you get it out of there well you got to cut it up you cut it up and pack it out yeah you have to there's no other way unless you have a large SUV or something that you can drag it into but you're walking in yeah if you're walking in you're going to have to pack that out jeez do you take his head they take you take everything take it all yeah if you're going to kill an animal I think you should take everything right you should take all the meat for sure and like these skulls that you see like that deer the deer that moose and the deer over there and the elk that's out there those are all uh I mean right those are that's it becomes like I I don't want to say a decoration cuz way more powerful than that like if I had to choose like anything to keep in this room it would be the skulls like if they're like you could take a couple things in this room

118:07everything else is to go like I'm not letting these skulls go to waste it's just they mean it means too much as far as like right there's a spiritual level to it well there's a connection it's like these animals there are there's a bunch of things that happens you eat them you you shoot them you eat them they become food you have friends over I give PE I'm going to give you some elk when you leave give you some ground yeah yeah I got a whole freezer back there really yeah it's delicious you'll love it can you dunk your bread in it you can make elk burgers with your sour dough bread but it's I feel like there's a responsibility like you're the caretaker of their skulls if that makes any sense yeah this is right when vegans shoot themselves like I can't take this anymore you got there Jamie the biggest black bear they found it weighed up to 900 lb I think wiconsin oh my God look

118:58at the size of that thing bear expert Jeff trasa saw Ted in Ted's lifelong Wisconsin home and estimated him at over 900 lbs Ted then went into hibernation and lost weight over winter 20% loss 8 120 PBS Ted arrived here at the North American bear Center in 2007 he still had a huge belly uh he weighed 86 lb so they captured him is that what happened think so jeez wasn't there a real popular bear that just got shot in Yellowstone yeah he got shot outside of Yellowstone by a poacher it was a poacher yeah it was a bear that was dying already anyway he lost like 50% of his body weight he was all scarred up he was like people knew him like he was legendary Bear yeah he apparently had scars all over him that's how you could tell what he looked like from fighting with other Bears his face is just ripped apart a lot lot of marriage right fellas Love and Marriage Love and Marriage Get

119:58Your Shine Bock Mia you and palansky can hit the skids that's another thing I'm doing this uh summer I'm going to Yellowstone I haven't been in Yellowstone since I was a kid oh man I'm going I can't wait I I hope we see some wolves that'd be the coolest ever it's the coolest yeah I saw wolves moose and bison when did you go uh when my wife and I were dating first started dating which would be 18 years ago now on a motorcycle W you went to yell you Rebel cross country for five weeks wild ass professional comedian you must have thrilled her like I found a real man wild man with a motorcycle wants to go chase down a moose I don't want to stay here let's go to the day in that was me not her and she want camp on the top of a rock but we camped uh we did a lot of days in across the country but when we got to the Tetons and Yellowstone we camped oh and man just in the tent and

121:04looking across this field at just Bice like early morning like 5:00 a.m. just watching bison do their thing wow and you're just you're just woke up there too yeah it's amazing you know what's so cool about that that that Park is essentially the same way it was a 100 years ago amazing you're sitting there and these animals are living look at that it's near Old Faithful oh it's the greatest what amazing animals bison are incredible I mean just they don't even look real with their crazy beards and their big stupid heads and their high heels yeah right like if you're going to have an animal that big why would it have feet so little little dainty girl feet like Chinese foot binding and for giant bisp he's got a a fonus monk goe what is what is the color of that ground Jamie why is it so orange like that yeah but go back to that picture with is that what it is probably God

121:59it's so beautiful that's so crazy looking oh it's the craziest crazy that that is a volcano that just has like a leaky spot it's so amazing I went when I was a kid and there are lesser geysers as you go around you know it's not just faithful but it's a giant volcano they have something like 2,000 uh earthquakes a year there maybe even more oh yeah those little baby ones is that a wolf that's a wolf that that population came roaring back too that is really successful they brought them back it wasn't um wasn't that they came back they they brought wolves from North America from uh Canada rather they're different oh they are yeah they're larger they're larger wolves larger gray wolves from North America from North America I keep saying that from Canada look at that little cute hey that guy white is that a white Foxx don't forget about me fellas what is weasel a

122:52weasel that's a we go back but I'm a big guy too look how cute hey look at me hey hey you you got a sandwich for me that's a white weasel God he's so adorable yeah take a look at me what a little isn't it funny that's a little murder right exactly little scavenger if a rabbit sees that he's like what the hell are you doing ferrets are illegal in C but pit bulls aren't the Bears come hang out with me listen we're going to be in this log we're fine the bear don't even know we're alive they're practically there was a f a cute little bear cub there was a photo that I uh had on my um Instagram page of a bear with a groundhog in its mouth like completely in its mouth with just like the feet are poking out at the end you're like oh these things are so big they just eating Machines man this all day you know it's my new animal who uh I saw a documentary bears are my main animal

124:03but uh this year's animal is uh the beaver beaver is cool holy cow those things are amazing what a weird animal too huh weird that weird ass tail just going to work nasty ass buck teeth changing river flows they put they stuck some beavers in Nevada and they brought back a whole region just cuz they they manage the water they do some weird man they all have a weird place that's one of the coolest things about nature is these weird places that every H every animal has in the system yeah these things are amazing they just go in and just go to town they change the whole bottom of the of the lake and the river they just take all of the wood and they stick with their family they're very family oriented animals what a strange animal that like regularly chews down trees and builds struct I know like what just constant what other animals like that none sorry this

124:57guy just goes to work with his face but how do he know how does he know to chop down that tree that's what he does I'm a beaver that's what I do buddy I'm a beaver I chew what saw that and thought that's' be a good nickname for a right exactly let me see you Beaver you're Beaver your what is oh there one there was one there was one damn it this is why you can't look up with your kids oh that's not the kind of beaver we're looking for honey if I had to pick one animal that I could see in the in the woods like accidentally see like wandering around I think it'd be a wolverine a wolverine yeah just to see them like apparently they're really rare to see yeah apparently it's you could like be like a Woodsman Woodsman and never see a or woodswoman a Woodsman for many years I'd like to be a Woodsman would you yeah get bored after a while yeah you smell too you can share you

125:51could shower or bathe in the river you don't go down the stream look at that Wolverine that's a wolverine yeah you don't want to see that for yeah you do they don't really attack where are they um North America what in the look at his face no they're in America what for yeah for sure like in yosee oh guaranteed they have some Wolverines out there oh look at that look at those teeth ferocious little animal man how big is that I don't think they get that big I think they're like 50 lbs or something oh look at this kid Jesus price kid oh it's on a leash he's on a leash how's that Wolverine on a leash I don't want to see that that thing looks gross oh it's a beast it's got like a sloth body and a a come on look at this one gu got a couple of them that he's holding on to they're adorable they're adorable I don't like him you don't no they're in the weasel

126:42family apparently I like a nice beaver a nice laid-back guy he's got a tail little teeth he goes to work he can't really talk to you he's working on his his projects prefer the animals that are non-threatening no but I love the bear the bear is my main animal I think wolves too I think wolf would be like if I could see a pack of wolf take out like take out a deer I think that would be cool to see this is why we got to go to Africa we're going to see so much who we're going to see a lot of stuff you think a lot of stuff what are you going to see everything eating everything it's going to be lions eating bears eating zebras no bears there's going to be lions eating zebras there going to be giraffes being ripped apart yeah this is going to put everything in perspective how long is a flight going through Amsterdam from New York I'm going to go to New York first and I'm going to go

127:32from there to Amsterdam to Tanzania and that's like I think a 16 hour ordeal so it's like a stop though from LA to what is this Jamie LA to New York is f giraff oh my God they're getting chased by a giraffe look at the girl's face she's panicking holy they really are getting chased too that's legit it's not going to C what do they do when they catch up to you they spit on you no they they swing their heads like a like a weapon swing ahead at me I'll knock you the out how about that yeah I'm I'm totally I'm riding one of those things that's why I keep telling my kids I am riding a giraffe like dad you can't ride giraffes don't try you can you can do it I'm going to do it especially Wild Ones mom tell you can't ride a giraffe did they really argue about yeah they do so keep it going I have a picture we were at the San Diego Zoo recently or the Santa Barbara Zoo and um a good one

128:26they the giraffes are one of the few animals I I actually had a bit about this in my ACT they're one of the few animals that I think are better off in captivity cuz they don't they don't give a like other animals look so sad but giraffes are like another day with no lions and they just wander around like they don't seem to mine at all like their behavior their behavior is so predictable that they let babies feed them right you can hold up a piece of leaf and a baby will come over and take it from or the Gir will come over and take it from the baby no they're just they're just really chilled out animals yeah but here's the other thing but they they're mean to other giraffes they fight to the death they beat the out of each other with those lumps on the top of their heads yeah they swing it and one of the other things they do they keep food away from younger

129:14giraffes and the way they do it is they eat all the low hanging leaves and they do it to try to purposely starve out other giraffes really yeah it's kind of up man they're arrogant well they'll eat lower leaves even though they can reach the higher ones they eat lower leaves and it's speculated they do it because of competition for food that they want to like literally box out these giraffes and let them starve to death jeez well that's the thing everything's mean a friend of mine went everything's mean a friend of mine went and uh they have a similar problem that I have which I have a cat that's just a killing machine just kills not every day it's just bir you let it out Birds lizards you can't keep it in it's a wild it just want to nonstop it's like I'm going outside so you know so I we're kind of freaked out we're like trying to stop it and putting bells on it and all this and my

130:09friend had the same thing with its cat and uh went to Africa came back and said everything eats everything I don't care it's just like it put everything in perspective it's just like this is how the world works well this is this is how certainly how nature got to 2016 it didn't get to 2016 by everybody just waiting in line for food being polite yeah the there's a number that they put at house cats like how many animals they kill every year and just in North America it's in the billions billions billions in birds and in mammals yeah billions of birds and billions of mammals they're just ruthless little they are and people are complaining now they've heard these stats and they're like you shouldn't let your cats out and you got it's just's clean that's the way it goes that's how nature works well if they didn't do that though if they didn't have those instincts honestly like coyotes if

130:55coyotes weren't out there doing that if all these animals weren weren't out there doing that we would be overrun with rodents first of all yeah there'd be mice everywhere right cuz there'd be nothing to eat them if it weren't for birds and Hawks and it'd be like living in the Bronx we have this issue at our house where we um we just recently installed this fence in our backyard that's glass and we used to have a metal fence there but now it's a glass fence and the Hawks haven't figured it out yet oh every now and then you hear thk and we'll go outside what are they coming in for what do you have there they're swooping down to kill we have chickens but they're not killing the chickens but one did disappear that we can't totally put a finger on what happened to it oh yeah could have been a coyote though yeah that'd be bird on bird we've seen But bird on bird super

131:38common yeah yeah it's like black onbl crime no one wants to talk about nobody wants to talk about it but it happens real but uh a friend of mine was sitting in his backyard and he watched a uh a hawk come down scoop up a dove said a dove was just sitting there just chilling and all a sudden really said happen like 20 feet from his face he was like what the man this Raptor just came down from the sky they take pets but these Hawks they swoop down you know when they're looking for things and they're they're looking to make their approach and they just get K the owed oh really yeah sometimes they die like we've had one of them died on us but one of them we had to take to one of those um Wildlife like rescue places and fixed it and took it and then another one recently got knocked out sat there a pretty big Hawk too and my wife took video of it like hey buddy

132:30how you doing you all right back up girls and uh after she took video of it the thing eventually got ghost and woke the up and flew away but did coyotes come after the chickens yeah yeah we lost one pretty recently I watched it happen I watched the coyote hop over the fence oh really was weird hopped over the fence hopped over the fence how high a fence um six feet what yeah hopped over it like it was nothing I mean just boink went right over the top they're they're super super agile man like in a weird way like you're like wait a minute I didn't know you could do that like I know it it went over that fence like it was nothing I'm trying to find the video here it is this is the one where my wife was talking to it look at that thing guys don't get close please look at it that's a just a hawk see it in front of the the glass fence he's just chilling it's big ass Hawk is

133:27Big yeah he survived looks like he live in the Amazon it looks like it he survived but he got cracked dunk they just fly full speed right into this dunk maybe you got to put some stickers on it or something like what you do for your grandma so she doesn't go through the sliding glass door put a Marge Simpson picture on it I just found this video while I was looking for Hawk swooping these people let a little bunny go oh no I've seen that five seconds later yeah that's a a little girl little cute girl with her little bunny rabbit oh no where's your mommy it's gone instantly instantly that thing just flew in she's asking where its mommy is and then a raptor that see that's I mean in some ways it's cool some ways I think that's beautiful but in other ways like yeah the baby's cute but what is it about us where when we look at like very small versions of animals like I had a

134:31picture the other day that I put up on my Instagram of this giant grizzly bear with her three Cubs right I was like God look how adorable those little cubs are they're so beautiful but what is going on with us where we see these little things what what is cute like in quotes like look at that picture it's a genetic thing it's it keeps us from wanting to kill them it's our genes and also to protect our own it's also to let them Thrive I mean you see a baby you want to protect it but like when you look at that's why like that's why like whenever the when that Connecticut school shooting was like these tiny kids like kindergarten that was such a mindblowing thing because those are the faces we want to protect yeah you know it's just the Instinct yeah and there's a lot pure Instinct there's so many crazy that don't believe that really happened oh please have you seen any of that the

135:24like people that like think that yeah that these all of these school shootings are like false Flags right like do you you really think you can get all those families to lie about losing their kids exactly like these families are all operatives yeah CIA please people are so shitty people always talk always there's no way you can organize that many people to be to keep a secret but it's just amazing that people actually would believe that like that would be something would entertain well they're they're mutants that's against nature to see this thing and think not like how do we make sure this doesn't happen again when your head goes to it's a lie we're going to keep going please but but there's a weird thing with people they want to believe that a lot of things are lies like a lot of things yeah because the I the admitting that it happens is admitting that it's chaos but

136:14there weird going on today like because of the internet people have these forums and these YouTube Pages where they make up this nonsense and then they have I saw a guy the other day was who's uh he's a flat earth guy and uh he had a video about how dinosaurs are a hoax uhhuh 2016 yeah video about dinosaurs being a hoax I'm like wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait wait so all these paleontologists for like what 150 years have all been full of all in on it all in on the same story generation to generation oh also doesn't believe that satellites are real right satellites are not real that really was going on we have planes and the planes are flying very high and they stay in orbit and those are they're transmitting the signals Lord and the world's flat this is a real problem though and I mean because that's the extreme part of it

137:04like those people really believe that and a majority of people don't but just basic thing there is no truth the internet is De is devouring truth sort of that they you can literally have real intelligent people just talking about unemployment rates just talking about the government just talking about how the economy is doing right and you can have people saying the it's been lowered to below 5% of unemployment and other people are saying no that is completely wrong inflating these numbers are complete and these are two groups of intelligent people with degrees and putting out these facts it's the same thing as the fish oil thing it's like I can look up you can any fact you can want to bring up you go on the internet and you'll find the opposite and not from like what looks like crazy people yeah the truth is I mean what is the truth anymore I think right now

138:00what's happening is virtually anybody can start a website or a Twitter page or whatever and say anything they want they don't have to be correct right but if they convince enough people they'll get a following and then through that following they can get a bunch of people that get confirmation bias and only look into the information that's supports all this craziness like there's no satellites and the Earth is flat all that nonsense but I think this is almost like a temporary blip in our road to absorbing information I think right now information is coming from a bunch of different sources a lot of them legit most of them legit but then some of them that are just really wacky like this where it gets this Sidetrack thing where people just start thinking about Chemtrails or thinking about UFO abductions and getting absorbed in it but I think one of the next stages of

138:50dispers of information is going to be direct brain to brain and I think we're going to share information in some way that is as alien to us as the internet would have been to people that lived 150 years ago like if you try to explain Google to someone who lived 150 years ago they'd be like you're out of your mind that is never going to happen ever but to us it's like well Google it Jamie right you know it's like it's becomes normal right well I think the next stage of that is you're going to be able to access information that directly comes from someone's mind and meaning that you're going to be able to share thoughts I think thoughts are going to be they're going to figure out a way to take Whatever frequency and whatever signal that a thought is and you're going to be able to condense it and project it and send it to people and you're going to be able to access other

139:43people's thoughts and you're going to be able to know what's truthful and what's not it's not going to be a matter of boy I hope this guy's telling the truth you're going to be able to know like pretty pretty much instantaneously I think that's whether it's 100 years from now or 200 years from now but all in all if you look at like the Roman Empire or you know look at like long periods of time where one group dominated one aspect of civilization 100 years ain't right but to us 100 years ago 1916 is like might as well be Mars they might as well be from another world you know but that go back to your marriage thing of what your wife is thinking when she's having sex with you you're going to know you're going to know you're going to see that and crazy people can send their thoughts just as easily as uh no but you just you don't necessarily have to share

140:32in those thoughts but I just think that you'll you'll be able look these are obviously science fiction Notions right now but I think that look when you send um a a a text message to someone or you put out a tweet or a Facebook message you're essentially condensing a thought into some sort of a digital representation of that thought and then you know you use the right language then you send it out there I think that what's going to happen is it's going to be direct thought to thought we're going to be able to interpret thoughts and then we're going to just we're going to be able to know whether or not someone is actually being honest or they're they're bullshitting right I I think I mean I think that'll end our careers well that's what they say this is an extension of your brain this is my brain to this brain to your brain right right yeah so it makes sense that you're

141:19going to bridge that Gap is a bridge right it's a bridge to minds and and information and ideas it really is in a lot of ways and I think this is just one step as technology exponentially grows we're not just going to accept typing things into a glass screen that'll eventually be send and then put it up there it's going to be more complex it's going to get better they're going to figure out new ways to integrate that technology into human bodies right that's going to be really weird like neural implants and things along those lines it's going to be really wild cuz when they figured out like see you wear glasses right one day they're going to say listen Tom you don't have to wear glasses all we have to do is install one of these new internet neural apps and once we do do that you'll be able to see Crystal Clear there's a way that this neural app reworks the synapses and

142:08changes the way your eyeballs interpret con the cones and rods interpret the world around you and you're going to be able to change it yeah but I think they look good your glasses look awesome you look smarter no it's true why do you look smarter when you have glasses um I don't know everybody does like chicks chicks look way smarter yeah I don't know why that is don't they though M depends on the glasses dudes look like you you know like you can't see good right like girls look smarter girls look glasses I don't assume that they have something wrong with her eyes I assume oh she's smart exactly she's clever but then Sarah Palin all that up yeah she said like oh she had classes yeah she's yeah she's dumb as that bear no but she's a trump supporter she's a real Trump supporter you Trump supporter you liberal piece of do you think he's gonna win I you know

143:10what I I talk to a lot of people who think it's an impossibility but the the further we go down the road I think he's cunning and I think that it's a real possibility it's a real possibility but you know what I think if I was a conspiracy theorist but I'm not I would say that what Donald Trump is doing is making us happy about Hillary Clinton being president because it's the only way we're going to be happy about Hillary Clinton being president right like Hillary Clinton represents the establishment in about as clear form as we've ever seen before right no question yeah no and you know she's she's intelligent and when she was secretary State both sides liked her like she was really positive reviews from everybody but you're right it's exactly the same old same old you ever talk about or you rever read the Secret Service talk about guarding her no they

144:02think she's a sociopath they said she's yeah they said first of all she doesn't thank anyone and she doesn't talk to them they guard her 247 and she doesn't talk to them they say there's a a guy who uh was one of her secret I mean he might be a idiot you know who knows he might be one gu report yeah right I think there's more than one but the the reports were that she's just there something creepy about her right well there's something creepy about everybody that's another thing problem with the idea you're going to find one perfect person is so off the charts I mean everybody's flawed everybody's you know especially if you play that game for that long you're going to be dirty you're going to be duplicitous but that's part of what you've got to be yeah that game it's a dark game it's a dark game did you ever see the video of her talking about Gaddafi she's laughing

144:50we came we conquered he died or came we saw he died really yeah and she's laughing she's doing an interview and off camera before they interview her they're rolling the camera while they're talking to her and she's laughing about Gaddafi dying and you're like what wait what right hold on who's the person that we see that's all measured and calm like that's not you for real like is that an act right cuz she was like throwing her head back laughing oh boy in this like really weird way like watch this watch say hold on go all the way from the beginning I mean that is the land of unconfirmed we came we saw he died did it have anything to do with your visit no oh I'm sure it did whoa it's a little weird well it's not just weird it's strange what is the Hillary Clinton lying for 13 minutes straight what's that about play that real quick but I think what you said is

145:49super important that no one's perfect yeah and and not only that this business yeah too harsh you supported his trade deal dozens of times you even called it the goal standard now suddenly last week you're against it will you say anything to get elected well actually I have been very consistent over the course of my entire life I have always fought for the same values and principles she's not looking at him do you think New York State should recognize game2 no no okay I believe that marriage is not just a bond but a sacred bond between a man and a woman 2004 I have uh not supported same-sex marriage support civil Partnerships and uh contractual relationships I support marriage for lesbian and gay couples 2013 I support it personally and as a matter of policy and law you're saying your opinion on gay marriage changed or you changed your mind you know I really I have to say I

146:56think you are um being very persistent but you are playing with my words and playing with what is such an I'm just trying to clarify so I can understand no I don't think you are trying to clarify I think you're trying to say that you know I used to be uh opposed and now I'm in favor and I did it for political reasons and that's just flat wrong so let me just State what I feel like you are implying and repudiate it I have a strong record I have a great commitment to this issue and I am proud of what I've done and the progress we're making yeah I'm saying I'm sorry I I just want to clarify what I was saying no I was saying that you maybe really believe this all along but you know believed in gay marriage all along but felt for political reasons America wasn't ready yet and you couldn't say it that's what I was thinking no that no that is not true it really is great how long you've

147:44supported great gay marriage yes I I could have supported it sooner well you did it pretty down could have been sooner Fair Point okay I think we're seen enough but you know so that's just a liar no really that's a liar yeah for sure you're Li but who isn't lying Terry Gross she was lying like in that interview where she was saying that she always always supported G marriage was I think old people forget that there's the internet right they forget they forget that when they said something in 2003 there's a videotape of it you'd much rather here or just say yeah I was I was against it cuz I didn't think America was ready for it and or that she changed her own mind or I changed my mind mean I hate just say you changed your mind I hate the term flip flopper right cuz you can't evolve everybody's a flip flopper right if you're not then you're the same purse you wore when you

148:37were five right exactly that's right yeah let me tell you where I stand on this Santa thing yeah no you're right right I mean it at the end of the day like man but look at what now but so now look what we're faced with you're faced with that's the big thing on her is that she's a liar right and the and Trump who is the biggest liar right but you know what I mean but he but he at least says he he admits he's a liar he say he's a liar like what what has he lied about like what's been proven that he's lied about I'm sure there's been something but what is been he goes back and forth on everything and he goes he what about Mexicans he's pretty strong on that he's he's pretty strong on that but then says that uh maybe that was just an idea maybe that was just an idea is that what he says recently yeah maybe it was just an idea to put up the wall yeah that was

149:28the thing that he said in uh well now he's in the home stretch right or at least he's rounding third yeah he's rounding third right more proof Donald Trump is a Serial liar yeah tell you what though he's got a hot wife so I don't know what to say yeah cuz I'm a piece of like oh men I'm a piece of who's that I think he won because his wife is hot I wouldn't mind that Dame in the white house I'll tell you that right now Hillary Clinton's built like a box there of course look lying to me lying politician and lying what kind of a baby are you that you think that these people don't lie who tell me one president other than Jimmy Carter perhaps that isn't a liar I don't think Obama is a liar I don't think Obama is a liar I do not think he's a liar I think that he has changed his position on some things and I think that he said some things before he got into office that he

150:26wasn't really supporting or he didn't really support once he got in there but I think he is a remarkable person in that as far as guys that have ever run for president or been president I like listening to him talk and I like his personality more more than I think anybody that's ever run for president or been president people get mad at me for saying that Obama's what about what he's done about Free Speech Obama what about what about what he did about whistleblowers what about I get it yes yes you're right not perfect not not not even what I'm looking for he's not what I'm looking for but out of all the other people that have done it I'm like man remarkably thoughtful and measured thoughtful his speech he just gave at Howard University amazing was it I didn't I didn't listen to it nobody nobody uh speaks with such Clarity mhm I don't understand the rage I really don't

151:20understand the anger and the rage well first of all we don't like a black man running this Fair Nation especially when it's the Muslim was born in Kenya can you understand that you're about to go to people are just you're about to go to Africa once you go look where he was born you'll know once you get there there's the spot this is a spot we're going to miss him I'm telling you when when he drifts off and we're left with one of these guys it's going to be like wow remember when someone was at the helm who was just at least calm and had perspective that's the thing about Trump that makes me the most nervous is just knee-jerk reactions just knee-jerk reactions which can have real consequences as we saw not too long ago with other yeah for sure other presidents um Trump was a birther remember he was the birther yeah another lie another calculated lie you don't

152:13tell me he believe that you don't think he believed it no why was he saying it because he was he was taking him down he was using it caught it caught fire but why was he taking Obama down like what was the whole point behind that for where he is now you think like he was thinking even back then when he was being being a birther he was thinking that he was going to be president yeah he ran before this he did never caught yeah I don't remember that did he yeah he declared that he was going to that he was going to go and it never really caught he would always come out and at least uh flirt with the idea and that's what what kind of puzzled me with this one it was like oh he's just doing it again he's getting some PR here's the presidential campaign he's attaching himself to it and then this time it went further oh God he tried pretty hard in 2000 I think yeah wow that's so weird I

153:00forgot about that I blocked it out duplicitous say whatever you can the thing about him that really scares me is that he's the kind of guy that takes the bait he's very sensitive and takes the bait and whenever you're dealing with terrorism I think this is the thing that bush is that uh Obama is doing more correctly is he's not anything that happens he doesn't just freak out and say we've got to act right because that's what they want these are small entities and they do things to draw this big Power in and that's how they diminish your power right and Obama's be cool this is there's another you know he caught ship for saying there's a lot of ways that we can die terrorism is only one of them and it's a small one of them small way don't take the fate diminish their power by not reacting Trump is a guy in every aspect of life that he's reacts he's sensitive and freaks out and

153:59reacts and I don't want that kind of a unsettled energy that unsettled person to be in charge that's going to that's going to create a frenetic way of of Being for the country that's what bothers me the most about him that's a really good point and I think also that the president he represents a standard of behavior yes when did we lose that yeah say what you will about Reagan Bush LBJ They Carried themselves like adults yeah They Carried thems where you they demanded your respect yeah Obama talks I mean um Trump rather talks about people that don't support him like for no reason like one of the things that he did when Ronda Rousey got knocked out uhhuh he uh said uh I'm happy she lost not a good person like he tweeted that that's like a teenage girl yeah you want a teenage girl to be in control of the country teenage girl who's like 70 you're right how old is he how old is is Trump I'm

155:06going to put him at 6 I'm going to put him at 64 he's a he erased it from the internet he's ageless well that's the other thing the way he talks 46 is when he was born so 70 this year 70 this year so he the way he attacks the way he did with with her he goes after reporters anyone that has any different view yeah that worm yeah not a good person this sad that's how losing ratings sad yeah so you don't think a guy like that is going to try and do something about the Press when he's in office oh yeah that's going to be spooky it's going to be spooky because it's it's weird that he has the time to do these things while is still a multi-billionaire running all these companies reality TV star running for president 2000 campaign chance I'll run millionaire considering Reform Party nomination that was the millionaire days he wasn't even a billionaire back then

156:03yeah he was just a millionaire he was worth a 100 million he was going to put out a $100 millionar campaign oh he's going to put together a$1 million doll campaign just flirting with it putting it out there so he's been thinking about it forever and it always seemed to me like this is a smart PR move you that's him and Jesse Ventura yeah a book that year in January 1 about how to like uh how to run the country yeah it's called had a good title Jesse ventur was talking about Tower 7 even before 911 yeah 911 was an inside job Tower s the America we deserve January Trump releasing a book The America we deserve well he's right this is the America we deserve yeah no I just hope that what's going to happen is if he does get into office we'll realize that we really do need to be smart about how we govern ourselves we really do need to consider it we really need need

157:00to make some real steps to try to reform politics in this country and hopefully like someone who is really a qualified leader someone who's really smart and measured is looking at this and is going okay I got to step in you know what I at this he's making me really miss Romney M really wow yeah he's making me miss Romney at least he was a a measured thoughtful person that's all I don't care you what you think about Obamacare what your religion is or I just you you don't worry about someone who thinks they're going to get their own Planet when they die well maybe that part they get a planet again Joe no one's perfect but you know what I mean just someone who shows up and is respectful to other people of carries himself you're the you're the guy you're the guy but what what Trump is doing is like exciting douchebags there's a lot of douchebags out there and they didn't

158:02have anybody that represented them in government and then all a sudden he's got them fired up they're his he's their guy which was fine until now when other people who are not purportedly douchebags who are intelligent people in the government and in the press and Business Leaders who are coming over and saying okay now he's my guy really so that's when it becomes dangerous that's when they lose sight of it and start rationalizing it and say well he's not Hillary so I'm going to go with this guy did you ever see the video danger of Ted Cruz who's even more dangerous by the way Ted Cruz is the most dangerous he scares the out of me cuz he's so dumb he's so what what he represents is just Flatline thinking yeah and he is um standing at this rally and there's a trump supporter in front of him with sunglasses on like feet away from him tell quit drop out I saw yeah

158:59and it's just like that is that that kind of a supporter like that's a new kind of supporter the bully the really aggressive man who shows up with a sign stands in front of you with sunglasses on yeah let's go and tells you yeah it's time to drop out time to drop out yeah and he goes what do you like about Trump sir everything everything he probably doesn't even know anything nothing that Trump is supporting nothing it's weird nothing it's just bravado well it's just weird I mean we have this culture that we're we're we're consuming nonsense all the time we're consuming nonsense in the form of Transformers and sitcoms and TV shows and just we're we're constantly eating nonsense with very little substance yes and then this guy comes along who represents for the first time like a guy who's like we're going to make America great again and you know throw your fists up in the air and that

159:52kind of rhetoric and these these guys just hop on to it and he's a familiar face from the nonsense exactly yeah reality TV he's a guy that you've listened to before so strange yeah scary it's a really it's a it's a real telling thing of where we are with the media but how much power does the president actually have will that highlight it once he gets into office like the with with Congress and yeah because look Iraq which is arguably one of the greatest mistakes in centuries of just all the evidence of what's happening over there to those poor people uh that happens because that guy is in charge yeah so yeah there are real Global consequences to who's ever in that office and he's bringing in like real political Mastermind to try to organize his campaign from here on out yeah so I feel like he got to the dance he's essentially haven't made him the Republican nominee but there's no one

160:51else nope no one's stepping up so how would that happen like is there is there a possibility that he could not be the nominee is there any way not any longer no no wow that's so crazy the only the only curveball could be that um and this is well there's a couple curveball there's many curveballs but uh a third party candidate could arise and say that they're going to go for it another scary curveball is that it stays the way that it is and Hill gets past Bernie and it's it's Hillary and Trump and they start going to battle and then this uh the Benghazi reports and everything that she's being um investigated for they're saying in the New York Times today that they're holding they're slowing down that process so that she comes out about her like on the eve of the election really yeah so you manipulate that stff who doing that who's manipul the Republican house who's investigating

161:49so they're virtually guaranteeing that she they it's almost like they have a bomb they're they're going to drop it at the proper time it's their one shot right it's not just Benghazi it's also the email server right the email and cl sending classified emails I had Mike Baker on who's a former CIA operative and he's pretty BL blunt about it he said look if I did what she did I'd be in jail right he's like we have top secret secret clearances all those different levels for a reason resp you can't just take from those emails that are top secret and then just cut and paste and put them in emails that are going through a regular server you can't do it right and the fact that this guy in Romania who's some hacker character was like reading all her emails like what the man very scary so the so back to your original question yeah he could be your president I think he might be what's

162:42going on did you see this got announced yesterday what is it this is uh take the power back take the power back so all over la yesterday there was a these I don't know posters were posted all around with this hashtag and profits of rage.com was the website to go to yeah and there's just a countdown on this website that goes to June 1st which I'm not 100% sure of is if that's the date of the RNC in Cleveland I think it is I think it's pretty close to it either way what has been announced I think has been coming out over the last 24 hours is that members of Rage Against the Machine Public Enemy and cypril are getting back together and they're going to start doing some political concerts it seems like okay in concert with the RNC against the RNC I mean that's what rage against machine was doing a long time ago see but here's the thing if it's not the Republicans then it's the

163:27Democrats and is Hillary Clinton much better mean is she much better than him yes just because of stability I mean she's not perfect I'm I'm not a democrat or a republican but there to that man is an irrational television star it's a he's a bad guy you don't want that you don't want that she's not perfect but there's stability and there's I just want calm up top give me calm give me people who have been there he's bringing in these like real estate thugs from Atlantic City to be his advisor he's a nutbag who goes on Twitter like a 12-year-old girl and starts getting in fights with people not the president of the United States entertaining sure but come on well now that he's sort of achieved the helm yeah of the the Republican Party um did you see that Megan thing Megan they did an interview recently they have a kissing makeup she kissed his ass really yeah

164:25that's by all means right all accounts she kissed his ass and they made it about the two of them they made it about their their little relationship together their their interactions together but he's been on her calling her a hack forever look at this it's what he does bully for who Megan Kelly interview of Donald Trump made it clear once again the definition of bullying has extended expanded almost to the point of meaninglessness yeah it kind of has like when whenever someone like gets upset at someone they're a bully now it's a bully right yeah if you have power you're a bully he's the most scary to me when he gets calm like that and just starts talking like pretending to be a grown-up hold on look what it's saying here almost exclusive look at this they didn't use the occasion to talk about politics or policy instead they talked almost exclusively in the aired version

165:12of the conversation about bullying what most kids between the age of six and 16 have been bullied at some point in their life uh lives Kelly told Trump she paused were you ever bullied no I wasn't Trump replied but I have seen bullying and bullying doesn't have to be as a child just have to be as a child I mean I know people are bullied when they're 55 it can happen when you're 45 Kelly replied amazing what about 44 what about talking about about opioids killing Americans how about talking about what about cigarettes how about talking about how you're going to take Millions 11 million people and try and push them down to Mexico on day one well she was insinuating I guess that she at 45 was being bullied by Trump because of tweets but when someone he said he uh continued simply it happens you got to get over it fight back do whatever you have to do but when someone criticizes you and then

166:05you criticize them and they they're a national newscaster and you're a national figure too what's bullying like where is it where is that bullying and where is that someone who's insulting is insulting someone bullying bullying is on someone bullying like when does it like that word bullying to me is like a bigger person picking on a smaller person where the smaller person can't do anything right well she clearly has a voice of Her Own right and she clearly is a person of power and influence and she's on television yeah I'm confused even who's bullying who in that scenario cuz she is powerful cuz she has her she has the media he's powerful because he had the mic yeah well she's way more classy about it for sure and her criticisms are fairly valid and it's all things that she believes need to be addressed so I don't think she's bullying him yeah but is he

166:57bullying her by insulting her how's that is that bullying or is it just insult okay look at this saying let me ask you about that because most American parents are trying to raise their kids to not bully to name call not tease not taunt how can they effectively bring that message to the front runner uh when the front runner for the Republican nomination does all of those things he says well I do it really you know I've been saying during this whole campaign that I'm a counter puncher you understand that I'm responding now I then respond times maybe 10 what okay I don't know I respond pretty strongly but in just about all cases I've been responding to what they did to me so it's not a oneway street okay uhhuh this is his Brilliance you're talking about all of this instead of yeah right so it's so crazy that that she so she's essentially painting herself as a victim

167:52and wanting to talk to this guy who bullied her and wanted him to address the idea and concept of bullying and uh he's like hey I'm a counter puncher with me I'll you back well his his thing is you do you do come out and Bully he beats the out of him and then is like hey te Cruz is a nice guy oh good he's been acting nice to me for a second who do you think he's going to be his running mate I don't know how about that fat guy from Jersey he might go with uh the um the fat guy from New Jersey they they've been hanging around together a lot he told the fat guy from New Jersey that he's going to be the guy in charge of his transition team to the White House did you see the fat guy in New Jersey pouring M&M's into his bag of M&M's he had two bags of M&M's he had a large bag of M&M's and a small bag of M&M's and he poured the large the small bag into the large bag that slob

168:44they tried give a little bit of credit for that like this the way that's packaged and it's just a box of M&M's with the small one inside yeah whatever gross he's a monster think Eminem eating monster I would think he probably goes with um was the governor of Arizona the woman who was yelling oh Jan Brewer no way I think so she's way too dumb she's scary scary scary dumb have you ever seen her interrogated or or interviewed someone questions her and gives her a hard time I just see her yelling she just represents scared old people live in Arizona you know that's how they scooped her up scare old people is you know a good group to go for right now Tom Papa you worried about the world you're a bright guy um you're a thoughtful guy no I'm pretty optimistic about the world actually what's going to happen uh to the world and with this whole election thing with this election

169:36we going to learn from this I don't know if we're going to learn from this I don't think we learned from uh the bush era I don't think we've learned that much I think we're going through a little bit of a a dark time where you know people that make a lot of noise you have someone thoughtful like Obama who wants to just have people discuss and if people embraced and were able to debate with him rather than just block him he wouldn't have won all of his things but the other side would have been more thoughtful as well and we would have wouldn't be in the place we are now I think we're in this new media this new way of digesting information that's very confusing to people and some bad people are taking advantage of it but I think ultimately we're going to sift through and uh and good people and good ideas will come to the to the Forefront I don't know how but I'm pretty optimistic

170:23that that's the way it goes heavy evil ways tend to die off and go away so I'm I'm pretty optimistic a powerful message from Tom Papa I hope you're right more piano I'm I think people are nicer now than they've ever been before I really do and I think one of the things about this bully discussion this discussion is is an important discussion bullying is a real problem and it wouldn't that discussion wouldn't be taking place 10 years ago 20 years ago nobody give a about bullying like suck it up we all got bullied no you're right I mean and pretty quickly that's happened right I I just can't believe he said he never got bullied how did he never got bullied if you're the bully I guess but he's always been the bully his whole life sure he needs someone to bully him I bet if someone came out and bullied him like one of them Coke brothers that'd be funny if someone

171:09showed up was like I used to bully him you you sucked my dick when you owed me a million we used to rub our balls on his face in sixth grade he would cry it was hilarious we his hair up then he starts tweeting back yeah sad exclamation point sad loser smelly balls your balls always smelled sad no but I'm pretty optimistic and you know what it's you know what's interesting and I think I don't know I'm talking out of my ass but I we all are but I do feel like uh when you travel around and you do your shows and stuff there's the thing that's lost in all of this discussion is there's there's Americans there's just plain old Americans who don't say I'm purely Republican and purely Democrat I'm just screw the other side at all cost right there are just working people that are just just Americans like what happened to America being the thing that we're all working towards and sus these people

172:10out for what's going to be better for our kids and for the country I feel like the internet is going to sift through this I mean what we're seeing really with Trump in a way is kind of this implosion of that party because they let the crazy tea party right-wing part of it devour it and now they're in chaos maybe that's a sign that people that are extreme won't survive they'll kind of devour and devolve into something else well not only that they were people were ganging up to try to stop Trump in the party like Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz they had like this pack they were going to like try to figure out a way to stop Trump from moving forward right and Trump in my eyes at least if I'm looking at it I think he's looking at this as like an accomplishment this is Mount Everest to climb to become the president whereas I don't think he's looking at in terms of really serving the United

173:05States people I don't think he's that guy no I don't think that's I mean that's not why he's so successful he's so successful cuz he he represents his own he knows how to do it he gets it done he's an ego comic who doesn't have much of an act but becomes really successful because he believes in him so much I know who you're talking about not talk about that guy there's a couple of them be nice but it's be listening right now when there's that narcissistic thing you do become successful because you want it more than anyone wants you to go away yeah we certainly it can be done right I mean he's showing that he can get so close yeah but I just don't know if Hillary can beat him and Bernie's I know that's kind of the thing do you like Bernie I like him as a character I followed him on Twitter just because he was independent when he was an independent he was just like this little

173:58Rebel from Vermont and he just seemed like a cool I always love Vermont and it seemed like this freethinking area yeah I liked him more of just following him that way his ideas of you know of socialism and uh and I don't say that as a as a real you know Democratic Socialist is not a scary like mind thing but uh I don't see him being that good of a leader I don't see him being he's he is pretty extreme he is pretty extreme I I don't see him as AE I loved him as like a senator from Vermont I kind of like the idea of trying someone to extreme just so we can see what's wrong with it well that's the Trump thing that is the Trump thing I voted for perau at one point oh did you I did too I did too I just wanted this this guy was making some sense he's not perfect but let's let's let's throw the card table up in the air and see where where if there's a new game at the

174:55end of the day you remember when perau had that ad on television where he took out an entire half hour of television and bought it yes and then explained why the IRS is you yeah oo I know I remember like my jaw dropping like sitting watch that going what I know wasn't wasn't totally off base and that's why I honestly that's why I I get why why people want Trump without even knowing that much of his is of the issues it's like let's let's rock this let's let's let's let's blow this thing up system's not serving me yeah we need one of us in there boys here it is ladies and gentlemen what is he saying go crank it up there and maybe now's the time for me to wave the voodoo stick and get rid of the hex but it'll take a lot more than that it'll take millions of you showing up on November the 3D to get rid of this hex keep in mind the value of the dollar is going down the number

175:48of people making less than $112,000 is going up I don't want to bore you with this statement but trickle down didn't trickle it just didn't work we have 19th C Century capitalism in this country our successful International competitors are practicing modern-day capitalism we need to practice 21st century capitalism we need an intelligent supportive relationship between government and business we need long-term thinking we need to Target the industries of the future and make sure they are here in the words made in the USA are written across them we need to have the most rapidly growing small business Society in the world because we can create more jobs more quickly there all of this can be done you know what they did with him look at that they kidnpped his daughter they did they threatened to who did some bad people really yeah those ever here he dropped out remember when

176:44he was running for president he dropped out and then re-entered back in late in the race and it was too late he dropped out based on credible threats to the security of his family oh my God those are the days where they could just scoop your kids up you know back in the 80s they can get away with something like that they could actually pull it off was it the ' 80s or was it the '90s back then 90 I think he ran in 90 but anything pre Clinton let's see what it is Jamie 1992 campaign the perau says he quit in July to thwart G GOP dirty tricks decision July to man campaign blah blah blah he said he had withdrawn hearing President Bush's campaign was scheming to smear his daughter with a computer altered photograph and to disrupt her wedding oh my God Mr perau offered no evidence but I thought he was also worried about kidnapping can't prove any of it today he said on

177:36tonight's CBS news program 60 minutes but it was a risk and I a risk I did not have to take where my daughter's concerned and a risk I would not take where my daughter's concerned hm who knows man yeah well it scared him and he's a tough he was a tough guy there's no he's still alive I think we need a pro type character is Richard Branson American no damn it but that's you know Trump has a little of that right Trump is saying why are we sending these jobs over here and why right so he's that he's garnering up some that what if it works what if he gets in and he actually does a good job yeah what if it what if he gets in and just says everyone suck his dick Shut up off Congress you're fired everyone's fired well that's kind of that's why that's why the Republican establishment doesn't doesn't like him it's not that he's Reckless it's that he's he's rich and he also holds views

178:28in the past that were more left than right yeah you know true he's a complex dude he is a complex dude who farted me it smells like bear it's not that bad um Tom Papa where are you next man where can people see you um let's see I am going to uh let live n oh that's a good one nyak New York I'm going there soon good things yeah it's a good club it's a good spot and I'm uh shooting my special in uh the end of uh June it looks like who are you doing it for uh epic's Hulu in Amazon excellent yeah I like how Amazon's getting into things the same way Netflix is they have like their own original programming and that's cool man yeah this show that I'm I uh I write on this show called Red Oaks which is Amazon show that Paul riser's in Red Oaks i't heard it is it new is it brand new uh one season's out and and we're shooting the next season there's so much content

179:24today it's it's crazy it's amazing I know I'm going to shoot I'm going to do a uh a roll in it too in a couple weeks nice and uh yeah it's on Amazon You' like it it's all about a a country club in the 80s it's just like an 80s catty Shack kind of a show and Paul riser's in it and uh Richard kind and really funny know the Amazon has the new version of Top Gear oh really yeah Adam on it no no no with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard May and James Hond the original crew of Top Gear you know the whole story behind that yeah the guy punched one of The Producers they fired him Jeremy Clarkson did pretty great yeah he's awesome but uh apparently him and the producer yeah him and the producer like get along fine they just you know they had to blow up and and the do would the English they had a bit of a row bit of a row knocked him out you know prob going to have to

180:14be fired now yeah something happened they fired him and um the other two guys like we're with you dude we're not going anywhere and so they recast Top Gear and now Top Gear in the UK UK has like five new hosts oh yeah so it's uh one of them being my friend Richard Harris who's amazing or Chris Harris should he's really my friend I should actually know his name show I think of Richard Hammond Chris there's so many English people but Chris Harris is my favorite uh British car Jour one of my favorite journalists period br oh yeah car journalist oh yeah he's awesome at it and he's one of the new Top Gear guys Chris Harris Chris Harris and um but Richard H Richard uh Richard Hammond and James May and Jeremy Clarkson are the original Dream Team those guys together were show was the most popular show in the whole world they were awesome the world the whole world and when it got

181:02cancelled you know they moved over to Amazon so they had to wait a certain amount of time I think it's been over a year yeah and now they're going to do it on Amazon so w that's great it'll boost Amazon for sure yeah for sure and uh maybe it'll boost Tom po yeah maybe my little special will be good then I'm still cranking out my podcast my Come to Papa podcast it's a little Endeavor and um that's it you have a little Studio set up at your place I just have like this little uh H4 recorder and you just bring it places I just have it no I do it well I do the Sirius XM show and uh I do that in the studio and then I move on raw dog oh okay I've been doing that for a long time and then I do these Live come to Papa shows which are Like A Prairie Home Companion you should do it sometime it's really good it's like scripted old classic Radio we do sketch stuff you just read

181:54on stage and then some comedians do a set you do it in the audience music we do it at Largo and then we do it in a village underground and you have Comics who actual stand up yeah they do their act on your podcast yeah why would anybody do that though because then it releases their material ah who hears it who's listening who what kind of podcast is this how many people are listening you know they do older material or they just try stuff out it's only like a 5 minute set you know okay okay I don't know aren't you beyond being so precious with your material like don't you want being so precious yeah like people hear it I don't care where I do my act at this point you really yeah people want to hear it all the time so people are sitting in front of you with a with a camera just pointing at you while you're on stage doesn't weird you out if you're working on some new it weirds me out but I

182:42don't care wow Tom pop you're so relaxed no but why what's your key what's the key foot massages what do you do that keeps you so calm I really I I kind of stopped worrying about that stuff that's good cuz I mean everything's everywhere everything's everywhere I put so I'm going to put this special out the day it comes out kids are going to rip it put it around for free hopefully you know yeah hopefully right so you actually want people to steal your stuff in some ways so like if you had a show at the ice house and they're like they're going to uh record it I would just shift my thinking like all right so I'm not going to do that one bit I'll I'll do this other bit or whatever you know the point is people can see it all the time everywhere so who cares if it's on a podcast um I guess I guess you could look at it that way I always look at it like when you see it live leading up to

183:33film special it's a work in progress yeah and uh if you see it it's like you could read spoiler alerts about Game of Thrones online if you want to sure but it'll kind of up the story for you so if you see like bits that are work in progress like six months ago mhm and then you see him again you get to see the work that's been done so you could look at it that way like I see the progress and it's kind of cool as a fan of Comedy to watch that like I like watching other people work stuff out I like like Tony hinchliff has this new bit I don't want to give away the premise but I've been watching this bit grow and and he comes off and he's like super pump dude you see the new version I'm like I love it I love that new thing and you know we start talking about it but that's I'm a comedy geek you know and I'm I'm I'm I like the process itself whereas some people just want to

184:14see the actual bit when it's done but that's how I feel like the comedy Geeks will notice my my me do my bit on the podcast and then see it in my special right but the regular fans they're just going to see the special I see what you're saying you know what I mean I don't know I I just feel like it's our job now in the way that the way that people can digest material it's our job to crank stuff out and be making stuff doing podcasts and doing your material and writing books and just just crank and create and put it out there so if you see my raw set at Largo that's what you that's what I put out today and if I'm going to do my special or I'm going to do a thing in Red Oaks that's that thing you know so it's it's just all output from the papa compound the papa compound ladies and gentlemen Tom Papa folks it was fun man I enjoyed it nice watching you eat

185:05bread I never thought anybody ever say that bye h