Steve-O

00:08I'm here with confirmed Cosmonaut steveo a man who's been to space a man who knows about the atmosphere I can't say I've been to space I went up in a Russian Mig fighter jet to the edge of the Earth's atmosphere how high was that do you know oh I forget I forget but it wasn't that much higher than than you know so normal flight is like what 30,000 and then what's like I've heard they go they've go higher right they can go up to like 35,000 for a commercial flight I want to say that that that that it might have been like not much more than 50,000 but I I I can't back that up I don't remember but it was it was shockingly less than you would imagin oh that's you oh made a video of it uhhuh for wild boys oh no oh my God look it's going straight up oh my God they used a lot of uh they used a lot of um stock footage but at the same time on the way down this did Twirls and

01:07it was it was like the gnarliest roller coaster right ever uh and like I and this is me filming myself like look at that dude oh my God it's like it's night up there wow that's incredible that shows for anybody wants to say that the World is Flat that's proof well you can see the curvature of the Earth wow that's nuts and so when you were doing this um did did you get go close to Black and out like how was the G Force um I didn't get close to blackout or anything like that and uh I I thought that that it would be one thing what what it was was I was just claustrophobic man it was in cramped in a tiny little I get claustrophobic D I didn't like that did you uh do you did they tell you how many g-forces you were doing Ah that's another thing I can't remember but uh I feel like there was more going on when we did the uh the zero gravity plane which uh you know it just kind of

02:07goes along and then it does a big bell curve kind of deal so you you become weightless right and uh that one you could feel yourself really like being pulled down with the G's or whatever I did a flight with the fa18 with the Blue Angels once uh they took me up and they they take you out it's you go down to San Diego and then you travel east like through the desert it's weird and I don't know which Air Force Base is out there it's like real close to I guess close to Arizona or maybe even in Arizona but uh we got to 7 and A2 G's we were doing this crazy things where you you go like through these mountain ranges and you're only like a 100 maybe 200 feet off the ground really low to the ground like turning and twisting and bananas dude yeah dude so they took you up and wild boys and what year was this was okay we were cool with the Russians then right that was

03:032005 yeah 2005 that was our last ever wild boys trip oh yeah yeah and uh we brought Knoxville with us Knoxville we had some uh like Russian army kind of dudes and and the Knoxville was like shoot me with the 9mm gun with the rubber bullet while the dog bites me what yeah he was he was going for it and and and uh our director Jeff T was like Hey if you still have this in you why don't we not do it for TV let's make another movie and that was why we stopped doing wild boys and made jackass number two if you still have this in you oh you still want to get it beaten out with rubber bullets D we a lot of happened on that that last wild boys Trip Man there was a we always we had this practice of like um for the sensors you know like it's called standards and practices they'll be like you know they'll give back notes like you can't you know show this and so

04:00we would film what we call red herrings like just blatantly ridiculous that's never allowed never going to be allowed on TV but then we'll be like okay well we'll cut this out and so then we'll be able to keep some other right so we would always go out of our way to film this up stuff and in Russia we um me and one of the guys from the from the crew put put like put on these animal suits the um what was it at the time it wasn't panda bears it was polar bears with a big like mascot head we hired two hookers and had fullon hookers came in like full porno we filled full full porno and we included we included that in the episode you know and the notes came back from standards and practices like can like please like um that you have to take out the you know the yeah the polar bear getting his dick sucked like the whole thing and uh yeah and and there was there was a little bit of hooker

05:00action in that one you know and I'm not necessarily that stoked about it but um there was uh we went to we went to like a a wh house brought this um hooker back to the hotel right to like a whole thing and then in in in the and and I don't think I ever could even have sex with a with a hooker without like snuggling after I want to like snug snuggle and you know I like I to stay with me I want to like you know cuddle and stuff and in the morning this this hook um she just tells me like how much how much I owe her and I'm like that's outrageous there's no way I was like I was like basically I don't care if your pimp wants to kick my ass and kill me I'm not paying that much it was that much how much was it I I forget it was so long ago but uh but yeah I was outraged was negotiated beforehand it it just it just wasn't in that case CU I remember clearly I was like you you want that

05:58much and I said I said I'll give you this much and that's how much you get period and we and we we we we came out right like uh you know I got to go film and uh walking through uh the the lobby Knoxville's down there having breakfast this hooker comes walking by Knoxville and she says that's not steo that's Cheapo yeah I mean I was never even that much into like hookers but um but but you know in and looking back on I guess I I really kind of had sex with a bunch of hookers because um I had this girlfriend and um you know like I work like program of recovery I got to be honest and and I had this girlfriend she was an English chick and she says um have you ever had sex with a prostitute I'm like oh you know and I I tell her uh I tell like you know I I never did until I was in in in England one time and uh you know this we did this Gumball Rally where you race cars

07:05with all the rich guys and uh you know they're getting hookers and they they they got me one and you I brought her to the hotel told her the whole story about how I was like can you give me a massage and she's G me a back rub and this hooker says this is one expensive back rub and I felt like she was making fun of me I said oh it and I put on some Molly Crew and put on a rubber and I humped her okay you know I told the story to my girlfriend she says I okay what uh did you uh was were there any other ones and I'm like ah you know I'm like well in New Zealand you know like there it was a massage parlor and it turned out that that they just have sex with you you know like and and it's a joke you know it's like I didn't like I I felt like I was having sex with a prostitute but she was a massuse like she said no another one I'm like well there's a time in

07:55Indonesia oh no so it just kept rolling off yeah and the was that at that exact time we were she like she arranged this trip to go to Cornwall uh just little surf town in England because I like collect pictures with uh you know of like different countries where you know and I call it my surf passport and I'm like I want to get a surfing photo so I can include England and she's like she says I don't know why you're making a surf passport you should have a hooker passport it's so funny too like driving over here I was like thinking man I'm so nervous about going on on you know Joe Rogan's podcast because how can I touch the last time it was so epic like there's never been another interview that I've ever done that has got that I've gotten more feedback like people just being like dude I heard that like people are like inspired people who were struggling with the

08:52substance abuse and they're like man like that helped me helped me get sober like just like mean Howard Stern like you name it any interview I've ever done in my life like has this has been the one that I that I hear about the most and that I get the most positive feedback grateful to you for that man well I'm grateful for you coming on you can't compare yourself to yourself though don't ever do that hey I get that you over it'll get you every time I get that I know I saw that like on Jim Jeff's uh the Jim Jeffrey does I think he even did that on his on his special he's like oh this special isn't as good as my last special he said that on this oh you can't do that right but that's the thing like I'm not going to do that too much but got to be in the moment right in the moment steo you're thank you for that joke you're an in the M guy I'm pretty pretty good about that but

09:41but I should say I'm not going to like get in my head and I'm not going to trip myself out but I did want to come in hot so I just came out with the hooker stories that's good move it's always you're going from edge of space the Earth isn't flat oh dude and and P Chris ponnie is my my wild boy's co- Drive guy I remember at one point saying uh something to the effect of like uh oh you know like I'm an astronaut you know and and ponnie has nailed me so hard it so funny he says he says uh you're not not a virgin because you go to the edge of the girls vagina it's good point right you kind of have to cross the the goal line what was more dangerous doing jackass or doing wild boys ah de it had to be wild boys thousand times over man cuz I watch Jackass and I go why these guys are so crazy but I watch wild boys and literally my just tightens up my toes curl I start clenching my hands

10:42together I can't do I don't know how the you guys did it and got away with it right there's no question man like a lions tigers bears Venice reptiles yeah when that lion climbed the tree and bit your hat here's the thing right and here's the thing and and and there is a distinction about this um jackass would completely F there's so much Integrity in jackass and Knoxville like would not like ever people say is the stuff you do real yeah it's real 100% And and with wild boys there is no uh I mean you what you see is it happen but what we were dishonest about with wild boys is like locations we would pretend that we were in in Africa when really they had this uh in California there's a company called called like uh Hollywood animals right where they've got like uh you know whatever they've got the Lions and the Tigers and now when we went over to Africa the first time we brought

11:40the zebra suit every intention of being on Safari playing around in front of lions but that just wasn't in the cards they're like no that's not going to happen oh my God kill you yeah we filmed we filmed this great whole thing going through the Safari and the two man zebra suit but but the only way we could get the end was to come back to California oh and I remember Jay Lenard call called us out the first time we went on the Jay Leno show to promote wild boys he says you know I watched he came in the dressing room you he says I watched that uh that um Lion clip with the the two man's Eber suit and I'm thinking hm you know I've never seen gravel like that you know in Africa you know on the ground and he says the way that the lion went for the zebra head the C the the the he said no part of that no no part of that lion wants that f zebra head you know it just doesn't

12:31make sense and uh and he was so right he nailed it 100% he's like I'm guessing what what they did was they rubbed some kind of on the zebra head to attract the lion to it and he just broke it down you know the last thing I want to do is be a fan of Jay Leno but he Jay Leno's a good guy okay H okay he is I'm telling you man he just seems weird because he did The Tonight Show for so long he okay and I'm not trying to like just piggyback on Howard Stern being a Stern fan but uh I don't know I got a weird vibe myself from from Jay Leno but I but I'll take a road for it he he impressed the out of me with that calling out that line bit what weird vibe did you get from him I don't know like uh I just felt like for all the times that we were guests or or that I was on his show I just felt like uh yeah I I don't is it yeah I think it's fair to say I felt like maybe a little

13:32bit T talked down to in a way I felt like sort of I like I like the impression that I got was that whoever booked us on the show wasn't him and that he was sort of like under protest like you know maybe I'm just a well he was sort of under protest for almost everything that was on his show right I mean it was really a mess look Jay Leno started out as one of the top standup comics in the world he was a killer he was a young guy who would go on Letterman and he was edgy and this is like you know 1970s or early 1980s whatever and then he got to Tonight Show and when he got The Tonight Show he became a Tonight Show host and he never put out he does still to this day doesn't put out any standup you you can't see it anywhere other than like nro monolog he does it every week but he does the same act oh yeah he doesn't change his it's real weird he's a weird guy but what his real I

14:27mean he's still a great comic but his real passion is cars like if you're a car guy and you go over to his place you you get to see the real Jay Leno you're like oh you should have been doing like I did his show U Jay Leno's garage and I was like you should have been doing this the whole time why did you even with The Tonight Show like you're you're a monster when it comes to cars he's fun he's loose he knows everything about cars you get to see the real him he lights up I remember we were promoting uh Jackass 3D on the tonight's show went over there and we did the t-ball thing right like where it's like a t-ball but it's got an arm and you hit it and then it swings and hits me in the nuts and and we did it I think it was like during rehearsal or something we did it like during rehearsal fully hit me in the nuts during rehearsal and and I wanted to demonstrate that I wasn't

15:12wearing a cup right right and I had these tidy whes on and I pulled down my tidy whes to show it was just my dick which I didn't really need to do I show Jen your dick yeah that's part of the problem he's so old school right and and and and uh that's part of the problem you know you I see it clearly now and he said he goes it looks like a dick just a lot smaller right but but uh that that was just part of uh I don't know that just part of where I got that vibe from him but dude the last thing I don't want to I know what you mean I know what you mean and then there was all that dispute with him and Howard Stern because like what was it going on like writers were taking bits from Stern and doing it on right I can't even remember this Howard so yeah Howard always hated him but Howard hated Johnny Carson too right yeah well you know what man that's one of those things where a lot of those

16:06guys you know especially like if you have a platform like Howard and you feel dissed by some guy who's got another platform well this guy time to go to war Howard's whole thing was about conflict conflict is ratings he was the king of ratings you know with with Jay Leno and Howard it was personal with with Howard and Carson I think he was just Howard had the impression that Carson was a bad dude I don't know I think he had a personal thing with too maybe I'm just making that up I don't know but I'm telling you man I I knew Jay from The Tonight Show I knew Jay from when I was on NBC I've seen him on here with you too dude he was great on here the stories about like doing stand up for the mob shows like and seeing some psychopath mob Guy Yell at a priest they were great stories well hey dude like um I I I recant anything negative I said about Jay and plus I should say I'm

16:55grateful to Jay Lenard because he had me on the I was never on Letterman no yeah well that was the thing to with those dudes if you did one you couldn't do the other right unless you're like you know someone who's like a humongous star yeah those shows suck they really do they're just I mean not and no no disrespect to them but those five minute things where you sit on the couch then you cut to the next thing it's just right it's just a shitty way to get to know somebody and it's gone downhill from there because all anybody gives a about is what's going to you know take take off on the internet the next day exactly so they're not even they're not even focused on anything except some gimmick that's going to some highlight re clip yeah yeah did you see the the co be thing where he went off on uh Trump I couldn't believe it I was watching and I was like I and I I

17:46tweeted about this that I don't think kids today have any idea how strange it is to watch a talk show host called the president's mouth a holster okay it's just like what that's he's talking about the president I mean I know it's Donald Trump but it's still the president there's there's a lot weird there's a lot of weird stuff going on and then did you see Co bear uh Co bear responding to yes to Trump's response how did that made me uncomfortable you know and I'm sure people don't want to even hear about this but it made me uncomfortable where he's like h i I won and you know like I mean it's it's it's again it's just playing into you know what what can I I don't know playing on well what he said was he got Trump to respond he was trying to get he was trying to get the president to say his name for so long and he finally did and it was I don't what he said was that I thought you of

18:40all the things that I thought you were dumb about the one thing that I thought you knew about was show business I thought you understood show business so like I was trying to get you to respond and you did so I win right which is just okay so now the president then this is even weird cuz weirder because now the president is responding to a guy who's essentially saying that he's a troll I mean Steven coar multi-millionaire talk show host on a major Network took over the Letterman spot is now admitting that he's essentially like a guy on Twitter that has a egg icon I think that that that might have been what made me feel uncomfortable it's just low level it's super low level the whole thing was low level and and uh it wasn't like all the stuff that Trump was saying about how they were going to take him off and they were GNA know the guy Cordon who came after they were going to put James

19:33Cordon into Co be's time slot like I mean all the reports I saw were that they were trying to get Co bear the out and then all of a sudden he started slamming Trump and now he's like number one out of everybody in late night well that's how it goes in that stupid business they just have to get people to pay attention to them and sometimes that's the way to do it I mean maybe coar just got Desperado but it's the the whole thing is so strange like coar strange man he's a like a hardcore Catholic oh yeah hardcore which is even weirder that he's calling the president's mouth a holster if he's a hardcore Catholic it's like where do your where your standard Sly like where you uh where do you draw that line that's not very Catholic of you it's it's like the guy from Meade the the lead singer of Meade death became like a super hardcore Christian really and now won't sing some of his

20:23songs get the out of here no no way I swear and he and he won't perform with some certain death metal bands oh my God come on right yeah oh it's it's fantastic man there's something happens I don't know if you noticed this but something happens that I've been noticing as you know I'm almost 50 I'll be 50 in August dude bless your heart bless your heart I'll be I'll be 43 next month dude it just creeps up on you dude time moves faster as it goes by if well you know what it is is like your reference to time is different because when you're six a year is a sixth of your life okay when you're 49 it's like another year it's like also you're busy as so the days keep moving quick a reference of time I think it also goes by faster it seems like it goes by faster you have more of them to think about I had a bit that I was working on for the long time I I don't know if I'm going to

21:23resurrect it but the premise is that God must hate us that's the premise yeah yeah why if he ate you you'd be dead well well no no you'd be suffering think about you live in like a steo how could God hate you he loves you right right well I mean it's it's it's comedy right I mean but but but the got to make sense though right sure and and I back it up dude I back it up is how you do um the okay now we're the only living organism right that can like watch and have an opinion of it self wilting you know right that's a good point it's a really good point you know a banana is not looking in the mirror saying oh I'm bruising you know this sucks like I don't look as good as I did you know I'm going rotten well what's really weird is when you watch you watch videos of yourself from like a long time ago and you see how different you look yes but I think of of a lot of people I I look pretty

22:23I look less different well thank you I look less different than other people and now I get like super sensitive about like you know if I post a picture online the motherfucker's old you know like you know like that affect the it affects like I wish it didn't but it does I'm this sensitive guy so old but now I got a pro now I got a a project that I'm working on where where I'm digging up like old ass footage and I'm looking at it I'm thinking I don't look that much different all these people you know maybe you're delusional I mean I look younger for sure but I don't I don't like you know like uh there was there was a I don't know like I I well you've kept your body in a reasonable shape you're in good shape you're healthy the real issue is when people balloon like I looked at Kathleen Turner do you remember Kathleen she went to my high school in London England dude she was so

23:15hot when she was young and now she's like right like she's got that alcoholic face you know where where people don't just get older but everything sort of balloons and you know your your cheeks B balloon and your chin balloons so all swelling and it's crazy T like I went to high school all four years in London England at the American School in London England and there's only it's called the American school it's called the American School in London England that's why I don't have an accent because everyone was just American at the school and everyone oh really so it was actually everyone at the school was American and yeah in England they have like different kind of high school it's like it's not grades it's like forms you graduate and when you're 16 it's all different curriculum but this is in England in London and you take SATs you have like americ just like American it's

24:04an American School in London yeah your folks were living in England um folks correct yeah I grew up in five different countries did you really yeah I was born in England and uh when I was six months- old moved to Brazil my family moved to Brazil it's like it's no one would ever guess this but my dad was like a a baller ass corporate executive really and when I was six months old my family moved to Brazil because my dad uh became the president of Pepsi colola in all of Brazil holy yeah so he did so they were going you know had going on like um they had livein maids and um I was raised by like these Brazilian servants that Liv that lived in the house so I spoke my first words in Portuguese wow because because my my my my parents didn't my parents just didn't pay attention be all so that's what made you crazy perhaps yeah how do they deal with you now um

25:03well my mom died in 2003 and my dad and I are tight as everything that cool yeah everything that that like drove us apart brought us together yeah spoke my first words in Portuguese in Brazil when I was two years old moved to Venezuela and I spoke fluent Spanish in Nursery School in Caracus Venezuela holy when I was four years old moved to to uh Connecticut so by the time I was three I I spoke three languages fluently by the time I was five I forgot two of them completely and then when I was 6 years old we moved to Miami when I was 9 years old moved to London England when I was 12 years old moved to Canada lived in Toronto and then 13 years old back to England and I stayed there all through High School wow so this is all your dad just being an executive for different companies Dad yeah the move from Brazil to Venezuela dad got promoted to um president of pepsic cola in like South

26:04America I think oh maybe like maybe all of South America I'm not sure then when we moved to uh to Connecticut I want to say that's when dad became a a big tobacco CEO whoa is hilarious yeah did he smoke um he he never took a puff on a cigarette in his life ever wow just was doing it as an executive yeah dude Dad sold soda Pepsi sugar water and then cigarettes and then when we when we were living in Miami this was the 1980s and all of a sudden it came to light the the cigarettes were bad for you right and all the tobacco companies uh started buying up food companies you know because they're thinking we got to get out we got to get out of this right and so uh dad worked for RJR which is a a tobacco company and RJR RJ Reynolds what it was RJ Reynolds and they bought Nabisco and and the companies merged it became RJR Nabisco and that Dad had an aberration good year that Year Dad dad

27:08ended up becoming like the president of Nabisco and wow yeah uh I forget if it was um I don't really know what it's they didn't figure out until the 1980s that cigarettes were bad for you they only really it only became a legal issue in the 80s like lawsuits and right they they they only really got scared last in the ' 80s you know what's crazy I just read something about uh tobacco companies that they're making more money now than ever that less people smoke but they they charge more for cigarettes now than they ever have before in Australia in Australia it's 20 dollars a pack 20 dollars a pack $20 American or $20 Australian well $20 Australian what's the exchange rate it's it's full parody to the Canadian dollars so okay so pretty close to our one one Australian dollar is. 75 um for American dude it's so funny I was over there I've done a couple Australia a few Australia tours

28:03and I went in there they got the the cigarettes locked up like you can't even see them they're in a like a gun cabinet you know you got you got to ask them to unlock the gun cabinet which you can't even see into and then like it's illegal for them to even have a a a logo like there there's no logo there's no nothing like even the name marro they don't they can't use the the the brand name of Marlboro every cigarette uh the name of the company has to be in the same font they can't even they can't even have the Marlboro logo or font it's all a uniform font that says the company and the entire pack is just the most the whole packaging is nothing but one gigantic photo of like a dead baby like the most hilarious like and and and I'm telling you that and it's $20 per pack and everybody's smoking I think that's that's like the craziest thing about it is that the more

29:07they charge more than ever and oh yeah that dude there you go go full screen with that Jesus Christ smoking causes blindness who the ever got blind smoking causes throat and mouth cancer o brand you see brand and and in the same font oh my God it's so hilarious dude I laugh so hard it doesn't work dud it doesn't keep people from buying it that's what's hilarious and dude that I mean imagine that imagine picking up a new pack every day that is so bizar they gotra they got dead babies they got SM causes empyema grab me a pack of those dude every single one of them is so hilarious yeah I've never seen that I've seen um in England they have a big picture of like people that have you know like lung cancer and on the cover and it and it says smoking will kill you but they don't have this what the it's causes peripheral vascular disease it makes your feet rot

30:03gang green dude there was the most tame picture I saw on a pack of cigarettes was um it was a picture of a toilet with with blood in the water and I forget what what the point was on that one but cigarettes make your bleed isn't it crazy that that doesn't even work like you're selling someone something that you're showing them all the terrible that they could do and everybody's like yeah worth it right where they for a puff I know I used to be convinced I remember Dr Drew Dr Drew used to pest me for like to try to get me on that Celebrity Rehab show before I was sober right and he had another project which was trying to uh it was focusing on getting people to quit smoking cigarettes were you smoking at the time I I smoked for 17 years I started smoking when I was 16 and stopped when I was 33 wow yeah 17 years I smoked man do you feel any ill effects of it now for

30:5943 uh almost 43 and how's your cardio I think it's pretty good what what up my cardio was all that nitrous oxide dude I up my dude I went I went through those whippit cartridges yeah there's 24 per box and there's 25 boxes per case so per case there's 600 cartridges and it was not unusual for me to go through 600 in like 24 hours 24 to 36 hours what I I I I went I I took every measure to try to limit like the air that went into my lungs to try to make it like all nitrous oxide like I was the whole time I'm holding I'm holding in a long full of that and I'm just with my my can the the canister from Starbucks and I'm like I was like a wizard at like loading up six in while holding the last ones you know and and dude that was when all the all the crazy would go down cuz I would be like awake on cocaine for 3 days and inhaling nothing but nitrous oxide and at that

32:02point is when starts popping off and people people are people are walking around my apartment who are never physically there you know seeing a bunch of oh dude like actual people man I watched a dude walk through my apartment and pick up pick up my bong and take a hit and blow out smoke and then like put it down and just The dude walked through the wall he was never there ever whoa I had looked as real as I do or J yeah dude I had like tactile hallucinations I had you feel things big time dude because here's like here's my whole thing and and I kind of still believe this to this day you know that like our little our little uh three-dimensional experience is is very small small part of what's going on in the universe right there there's Dimensions there's you know all frequencies everything and that like that if you do enough drugs like um that the barriers

33:02between these different compartments of the universe and become eroded somehow you know like I started hearing voices and and to an extent I believe still that that was real like uh these spirits that were talking to me I'm hearing the voices like I had a conversation with a friend of mine who sells weed about a a very similar thing where I was saying that I think that something happens when you when you smoke pot it's not just that you get high but that the way you interface with the world changes and then the world changes because of that not not the world changes like World Chang for you or for him but the world that I'm experiencing is different yeah like in the quantum physics kind of sense I don't know I'm too stupid for that but what I'm saying is that my feeling about the world is that when you when you change the way your brain works which is essentially what you do when you get

33:52really high you change the way you think about the world I think the world that you experience is different sure it's like you know like people think like this is a very simplistic way of looking at it but it's sort of parallel you know some people think oh the world sucks everything sucks and their life always sucks and then there's people that are always super positive and super happy and their life is always happy there's something about when you get like really high like especially marijuana because marijuana is a sensitivity drug it's almost like the opposite of a lot of drugs because a lot of drugs make you insensitive like alcohol makes you blunt right you're not aware of people looking at you you don't give a you're like whoa you get drunk you you're loud and you're crazy and your social cues get skewed you don't see marijuana is the opposite marijuana you get like really

34:43aware of other people people will call it paranoid because you start thinking about all these possibilities that you never thought of before but I feel like the way you interface with the world becomes very different you're aware of all these different possibilities you start thinking about things that you up when you were in high school you know you start mushrooms are the worst for that oh yeah oh sure yeah oh God I made a mistake F makes you accountable I get so introspective I mean it's been forever since but is it too introspective I got I got two interest how how to like just start picking myself apart like uh and you know putting myself on trial in a sense you know like uh just too introspective where I'm just like just determined that I just suck you know well maybe that's just a perspective like I think the introspective aspect of it one of the

35:33reasons why it comes up it feels like to me is because there's a bunch of about yourself that you don't like but you don't address and so then it forces you hey in order to truly live in the moment you have to be balanced you have to be like I've looked at it all and I understand I've made mistakes and here's where I'm at but if you've never looked at yourself if you've never looked at those mistakes then you you you have like this backlog of you have to deal with right right and I agree with that 100% I I agree with that except when it becomes just a morbid flogging of oneself right oh yeah which is which is what it would come to but I feel like that morbid flogging of yourself comes from you like the the debt analogy is a good analogy because if you're in like massive debt and you go to spend money you're like I don't even have any money how am I spending

36:20this money whereas if you're even and you go to spend the money you're like no big deal I'm just spending some money it's normal right think that when you don't have an accounting of who you are and what you've done and especially I think the big one is your effect on other people you know that's the one that comes up with me on mushrooms or on pot especially on Edibles it's like how I've interacted with other people and even if I thought I was justified uh and maybe I was justified when when it comes up on pot especially on Edibles the big that's the for me at least that's where I feel like the most accountable and I have to think about like my behavior the most I always feel like with the edible thing it always feels like could I have done better instead of just being like was I okay like yeah that guy was being a dick to you yeah him it's never that it's always like maybe I could have

37:10caught on earlier to how he was feeling and reassessed how I was communicating with him and instead of being defensive or aggressive right maybe I could have handled it better well hey man sounds like you're working a great spiritual program with your Edibles I try to do it all the time but when I'm when I'm with Edibles like I've said this before and people go oh no but I think pot makes you a better person I really do cuz I think all that responsibility I could smoke pot but you know my pot B connected to my booze bone and my boo Bone's connected to my you don't have to look you you don't honestly no one has to do anything I get as much high and as much um mental Clarity from yoga as I do from anything I really do dope I I mean if if someone told me uh I couldn't smoke pot for the rest of my life but I could do yoga or I could just smoke pot for the rest of my

38:05life and not do yoga I think I would take the yoga wow I really do all right because yoga gives me um I mean I I love the feeling a pot I really do but yoga gives me um a relaxation when it's over like a there's a Clarity that comes from things that is like it's friend like after like post yoga class those are like the that is the it's friendly nicest group of people go stand you want to meet some nice folks stand outside of a yoga class when the yoga class is exiting you'll meet like the most balanced nice people cuz they drained all the out of themselves hey can we hit pause so I can take a leak already I know anal you're an animal go we're not we're not pausing though he's such a good guy he really is he's such a good guy and he's always like worried that he's not a good guy and he's always like you know like coming down on him himself we'll talk about this a little but um Al Madrigal

39:01I'll set this up so he doesn't have to so he doesn't have to be uncomfortable Al Madrigal when he was here was talking about he gets mad at guys like steo because steo is uh a guy who kind of came to stand up after he did other things and I was like I don't want the thing that is like what I feel is like my chosen thing in life the most amazing thing in life to me to be something that someone comes to as a last resort but Al even thinks it's stupid that he thinks like that and then so like when he said it like steo was kind of bummed out so steo texted me about it and steo and I talked and I we were supposed to do a podcast anyway so there was like this question of whether or not we should talk about it like when it came to the actual show itself but my feeling on all that stuff is that it's whoever does stand up does stand up like it's I was just explaining that

39:52you're a great guy and the whole Al magical thing without you having to be in the room and feel uncomfortable oh whatever but but I think that anybody uh like that judgment thing of like you this is not a standup you're not a stand up he's not a stand up so insecure it's so crazy especially when your premise is that you care so much about to stand up right I love what you said to me at the comedy store the other night you said well I just love standup so like I I want more I want there to be more of it yeah I want more people doing stand up I love it watching I love I love funny yeah yeah if you're doing standup and people are laughing that's standup it doesn't I don't care if you're a surgeon you know if you're a brain surgeon and you decide to do standup at night are you not a standup like once you do stand-up comedy to me you go on stage you tell some jokes people laugh

40:43you're a comic you know I mean I don't care if it's an open mic night you're a comic sure you might not be a professional stand-up comedian right but if you if someone says oh I'm a comic too like okay doesn't mean you're good like you know like you could you could be be a guy who works on but you just up constantly it doesn't make you a professional mechanic you know what I'm saying it's like but once you you're doing it we're all doing the same thing you could suck one dick yeah you're a you're a you might not be good at it the guy might be let me tell you about the way that guy sucks dick he's terrible at it I got my dick sucked by a guy one time I was totally underwhelmed yeah why why did that happen H it was uh was it on purpose well it started out like um a joke no it wasn't a joke this this happened in December of 2002 and uh I I was doing a show at the 9:30 Club in uh DC after

41:42the show there was um it's a great great place wasted I was just really wasted and I had this Shady manager and he was really wasted too and he was talking to this person who appeared to be a hot chick right appeared to be a hot chick and and I was like hm this and so I kind of started talking to this person who appeared to be a hot chick and and woed the person away from the Shady manager and I was feeling really good about it you know turns out in hindsight that had we had we not been so intoxicated it was rather evident but we were really intoxicated so we were walking away from the from the 930 Club um if that was there Safari or 931 of the two I don't think they have Safari anymore but walking down the street going to like a the next place uh someone pulls me aside uh you know a friend pulls me aside and says hey just want you to know that that person you're

42:35talking to um was it like a not a girl or but it wasn't like they didn't say what say uh the the person hermaphrodite was what the was described hermaphrodite meaning I guess you know that mean like both both women and um and uh they describe that the person had had a surgical operation to remove the male parts so I was kind of a chick right right and I was just like a whatever I don't care you know you know I was just like a whatever you know wound up I wrote about this in my book um about um like I really had this sense you know I I I you know came back to the hotel and and um and uh the the sense that I got and this is pretty out out rageous take on it was that here was this person who is um kind of I don't know damage is a mean word but like you know there was something you know like this person like wanted to be loved wanted to be accepted you know

43:41there was something going there was some kind of thing and and I wanted this person to feel loved you know and that was kind of where the I think like that was part of what was going on you know I was like hey I'm gonna I'm going to play ball with this person and we're going to snuggle all night okay and and so like uh so and that was in in the whole in over the course of the evening there was there was oral sex and um a while later this is where it gets really crazy I was doing that the show Dr Drew's Love Line show and talked to Dr Drew Dr Drew says uh you know I'm paraphrasing he says steo there's no such thing as a hermaphrodite what happened was a dude sucked your dick wait a minute there's no such thing as that's what Dr Drew told me I don't think that's true well you know and I'm not a doctor so I probably shouldn't say that I I don't Dr Drew's been wrong

44:36about pot and he's not a pot smoker D Dr Drew was I love Dr Drew almost more than anybody but but the first in his armor happened when uh when I asked him Dr Drew why why is uh is jerking off so much more pleasurable if you tickle your balls while you're doing it and he said said I didn't know that was the case what yeah what do you think how do you think Dr jerks off I think he jerks off with his head out the window I was like D I was like Drew how do you I thought you knew everything what your balls feel good cuz it feels good to touch your balls same way the reason why it feels good for other people to touch your balls like listen rub your own neck it feels good to rub your own neck just like it feels good to get a massage Jesus Christ of course feels good to rub your balls what a dumb answer right but but since she brought up the alal pull up her Aphrodite find

45:32out if that's true I need to know cuz I'm pretty sure that it's rare but it does exist that there have been people that have been born he said uh androgynous I think is is it androgynous is something but uh he says hermaphrodite does not exist and well I don't that doesn't seem to maybe he's just around with you that doesn't seem to make sense though I don't think so talked to him it's a medical term I've talked to him about it on many occasions yeah yeah well he I like Dr Drew I don't want I don't want to on Dr Drew he's a good guy but he up he up when he started talking about Hillary Clinton's medical condition on the air and they fired him from CNN for it I know from you can't do that right you can't do that you're not if you're a doctor and you start talking about someone's medical condition without actually appraising them physically well you see

46:21that in the tablet magazines this doctor commented but then they have to clarify that this doctor like the the the person they're talking about was never one of their patients well he made an assessment about her health and and that's dangerous because you're doing it on television you're talking about someone who's running for president meanwhile look he's right in some ways like she blacked out hit her head had brain trauma that Bill Clinton talked about publicly Bill Clinton talked about how she was in recovery for six months from brain trauma from having a seizure falling down and smashing her head off the ground when you're 67 years old or however she was when that happened that's really dangerous like I know a lot about head trauma I've I've researched a lot about head trauma I've experienced a bunch of myself as I'm sure you have I know you did from Tim

47:06Kennedy you're special I talked to you about it afterwards I'm like d you can't let somebody do that to you I know I asked him to drop me on my head he dropped me he Lifted Me Up by my neck choking me out with my feet off the ground and and they dropped me from there that's so bad bounced like a baset you could died for sure people die from that all time the back of the head's more soft too what's super just super dangerous yeah like anytime you fall and you hit your head this is how you have to think about I'm not going to do that again please don't don't think of it as hitting your head think of it as you getting hit by the world that's what it's like the whole world is like slamming in your head and I was talking to Tony Hawk about the CTE stuff oh so bad and he said that uh that if you have a gene that predisposes you to alzheimer's then your brain doesn't um

47:55regenerate or or heal M you know and um and so so so you're more you're more at risk for CTE if if that's the case if you have that Gene if you don't have the gene then you're better off and he said so I so I went and got it I went and got this test and it determined that I I don't have the gene so I was like okay cool and I thought about it for a while and then I had to text him like Hey so what were you going to do if it turned out that you did have the Gene and he's like oh I didn't have a plan so then I asked myself do I want to go get that test because what happens if turns out that you do have the gene there's nothing to do about it you're super bummed I don't want to be bummed yeah well there's there's ways you can I guess you could probably mitigate the onset of Alzheimer's now I would have to like look at what they're doing now and what what you can figure out and they're

48:41working hard at it but yeah on it's on that H yeah but I mean you really you need medical science to figure out like they have to figure out I mean there has to be like some pretty legitimate studies and those studies take a long time because you have to follow people with Alzheimer's you got to try one way with one group and another way with another group and see like what the which group has more progress but the bottom line is anytime you're getting hit in the head it's bad like tennis players get get concussions you know like people get concussions from playing soccer you know who gets brain trauma this get really crazy people ride jet skis the bouncing of jet skis oh yeah it shakes your brain inside your head and I'm only thinking of of times when I got hit in the head hard enough that I actually lost time you know where like a time traveled cuz

49:31I blacked out right like um I I got in the ring with uh the the Monday Night Raw the the wrestling this was so terrible it was so bad because here's the thing I was never a wrestling fan I never got into I just didn't understand it right and and uh and so like when we got in the ring to promote it like we kind of walked through what the moves were going to be you know with this wrest who since passed away his name is Umaga this J guy they called him the Samoan bulldozzer and uh so we walked kind of through what it was and like I'm going to do a back flip off the top rope and he was going to do this and we're going to knock me over you know and it was pretty incredible how they just very Loosely like walk through re very Loosely choreographed but we know what the moves are and we know it's supposed to be the final move what I did not know and this was this proved to be really

50:22bad is that I did not know that the match is not over until you actually play dead you have to be like completely still so at the at the end when he was supposed to uh there was some pretty major hit like to to my head or or or to my chest whatever it was I can't remember but the final hit like in in in when we were doing it live it was he was hitting so much harder oh yeah I know what it was he jumped off the top rope on and and and and landed on you landed on me yeah oh jeez here it is yeah he jumped off the top rope and landed on me size that oh no he didn't yeah he oh my God so now here's the thing that's it's supposed to be over but if you notice I'm not playing dead I'm rolling around like I see I'm I'm moving around I'm moving around and so here here he notices it's supposed to be over at this point he's offended because he's like I I'm not now this is not this is never

51:19supposed to look at this elbow boom Oh my God that knocked me out like and I don't remember anything after that so don't leaving the yeah I'm begging him I'm praying to him but the thing is that I'm still moving oh my God he still throwing you his world it's not over until you play dead but I didn't know that see they didn't even show the end of the match they never they just cut away from it because it got so ugly and I don't remember leaving the ring and then on top of that I went home and destroyed my brain some more with the goddamn nitrous out you know did you talk to him afterwards did you hey man why'd you crack me in the head he was cool with me I went back um I went back to uh and and like worked my way in I was like with my video camera trying to get him to choke me unconscious like like Tim Kennedy did you know I wanted to film that for a thing and he was

52:11totally down but then like they got hip to what I was doing there like and all the WWE brass like kind of came and got me kicked out he was cool with me but but yeah that that's offensive to a wrestler to get in there and play in their world and not like not because when I when I get hit really hard like to me like I I react I laugh you know like whatever like it's a thing and you know like I'm reacting to it and and right but you got to that was offensive to him yeah you have it has to be final it has to be over dude that elbow to the head was the imagine a giant dude yeah after what happened to him how'd he pass away I think he had a heart attack wow yeah but yeah that guy was great that guy a lot of those um wrestlers they get hooked on pills cuz they're in pain all the time it's big big problem with with pro wrestling pro wrestling is one of the most unappreciated or

53:02underappreciated things in terms of like how difficult it is for the performers it's one of the most difficult jobs a person can do those guys are on tour hundreds of days a year if not 300 days a year right they're constantly on the road and they're doing that all the time they're slamming into each other throwing each other on the ground pile driving each other slamming jumping from the top rope I get it man massive massive trauma those guys all suffer from some kind of trauma for sure yeah and that was a heavy blackout and um I can think of a few times where I just blacked out cuz I hit my head so hard and then there's other times where I hit my head and then started the nausea kicks in and started barfing mhm like that happened when I was 10 years old yeah well you probably got a lot of brain damage bro yeah and and what's up about is that it doesn't

53:51affect me now but that's just creeping up on me for later well it definitely affects you now now it's just like how much does it affect you it's like you ever wake up I'm sure you've woken up hung over and you're like oh God I feel like well that's how you feel because of what you did to your body but if that's how you felt every day you would just get used to that that's that that would be who you are and when you your brain up well the weird thing is you never go back to how you used to feel it's not like you can hit a switch and you go how was I when I was 18 and I'd never been hit in the head let me hit the switch click oh so much clarity that that's not available so you just deal with how you are like you ever wake up in the morning and you just feel kind of stupid you can't forget where your keys are what am I supposed to do today you just feel

54:35dull everybody's been there right just feel dull maybe you feel jet lagged like you know jet lag like oh justful if anything i' feel tired I'm always tired man right now just in general because um and and I wonder if that's it because there's a factor I got on the vegan diet right and I remember while a while into it I started feeling tired and I was like man it's got to be my vegan diet I'm pissed you know and then and then there was a point when I said the vegan diet I'm going to eat fish again and eggs but I was still tired you I was still tired do you ever get your blood work done um I I should I do I mean I get I get like full panel everything you do well I mean as far as like for like SDS and I'm like that's not good enough no you you should go to a doctor that can check out your nutritional profile I do need to do that yeah they might say you're deficient on iron it could be

55:30like a nin thing get like I do have that like they'll tell me that my testosterone is kind of low my vitamin D A lot of that also comes from brain damage oh yeah testosterone being low is a big issue with football players exf Fighters um your pituitary gland is very sensitive and that's one of the things that happens to people literally just from jet skiing like I was saying skiing in general like jumping ski jumps and stuff like that even without even get get getting hit in the head just anything that causes your head to shake around a lot like I'm sure head banging like ACDC I went to the chiropractor I've been to chiropractors and you know I'll go to the chiropractor and they're familiar with jackass and the I've done and and you know they'll like take my uh my x-ray to look at my at my spine and they're like dude I don't understand it like you're like Keith Richards you know like

56:20there's no there's like you're in much so much better shape than I expected you would be in except for in my neck where I've got the what do they call it the C Callis or or not Callis the I don't know some kind of buildup um and and then think what some calcium deposits or no oh Jesus they think it's from headbanging yeah yeah some kind of so you have some disc degeneration some sort of deterioration yeah anyway whatever it is my my neck is more up than anything and and so then there there's more of that I'm super skeptical chiropractors by the way yeah I'm not a big fan either just heard too many regular doctors say that's just horeshit right I I went to uh it got to a point where I was like you know and and and I was doing some job um I was getting ready to do some job and you know you go to this uh physician to clear you before you can you know be on

57:16like a work a TV or a movie job right go to this physician to the stars who just and she's shining a light down my throat and she says hm um the the the opening at the back of your throat is very narrow do you like do you ever find that you sleep a full night's sleep but you wake up and you're still tired and I was like Jesus Christ that's exactly me you know I'll sleep for you know eight hours nine hours I get up tired sleep apnea yeah so she said I recommend you get a sleep study did you do it I did I got a sleep stud they said I have a mild to moderate sleep apnea mhm super common you know you get a mouthpiece to fix that I know I got to but I already have a with a fake tooth yeah the mouthpiece fortunately for you it fits on the bottom fits on the only on the bottom and what it does is a tongue depressor and it presses down your tongue keeps your tongue from sliding back cover your

58:10I have a buddy of mine that that fixs everything D I have to me man I'll hook you up I know a guy does it D I have to do that immediately yeah it's um there's a doctor in uh enino Dr copian Who was famous for it good one yeah pleas it's um it's super common like sleep apnea it's people with big tongues your tongue as you lay back especially if you lay on your back it falls back and covers over your air hole right that's what causes a lot of gagging and Loud snoring you know but it's a huge issue for people and that cpat machine man I mean some people need to have it do it I did I tried it I tried it for a while and I I was able to fall asleep but then about an hour or two into it the thing just blowing blowing me away and wakes me up and there's and and there's I just couldn't do it it's too weird you're sleeping with a Darth Vader mask on just it's too weird you got think for

59:04really fat people though it's huge yeah the extent they have to to clean that thing yeah man speaking of fat mouthpiece is easy where do we go from there though we we started out with some sort of a we we were talking about Al magal and then we got on dude sucking dude's dicks and then we got onto head trauma but I felt like we had an important thing to say about head trauma like what did we start off um it was just that it's kind of bad to you know I feel being tired yeah if you I mean I guarantee you that has something to do with while your uh testosterone is low also you know another thing that has to do with uh how many like healthy fats how much healthy fat is in your diet cuz fats and even cholesterol are literally the precursors for hormones it's like how your body like one of the things that people find when they go on a heavy fat-based diet like a ketogenic diet is um their

59:56hormones jump up it's because your body that's how your body makes hormones your body uses fats and cholesterol actually to make hormones now when you say healthy fats like avocado avocado coconut oil avocado is interesting because it's a combination of saturated fat and unsaturated fat and most people assume that saturated fat is bad for you but it's not a lot of that came out of the sugar industry that you're you're dad was probably a part of the sugar industry paid off and this was from the New York Times and a bunch of like really reputable newspapers reported on this really recently the sugar industry paid off scientists to lie about the effects of saturated fats to cover up the effects of sugar it's really sad because so many people to this day run around worrying about saturated fat and not worrying about sugar because they're worried about saturated fat in their diet and that's

60:46what made people switch over to like margarine which is terrible for you they don't even recommend margin anymore that's how trans fats got introduced into people trans fats are terrible dude they're trying to make them illegal and they've made them illegal in America but they still have like another year or so where you're allowed to sell it which is hilarious they give these companies an extra year or two to get rid of all the that they that they made so that they can still people over for 12 months and make money they knew that that stuff was bad for you decades ago and they just they've been like la la la la not listening D I'm dying to tell you this story about uh about my dad okay so when I was 12 m to Toronto right living in Canada dad was the president of Nabisco Canada and I was speaking of headbanging I was a rabid mle crew fan right I love mle crew

61:37this was 1987 shout of the dev right now this is this is their they're girls girls girls tour right I mean I got mly crew all over my bedroom walls I'm crazy about these guys now they they come to uh to Toronto for their girls girls girls tour they're doing Maple Leaf Gardens and uh the day before the concert well I should say my dad knew that what a big fan I was in nisco Canada had a Skybox in the arena but my dad also knew that that nobody from niso gave a about a mle crew concerts the Sky Box was going to be empty so my dad my dad said to me he said hey I know how much you love Molly Crew and so I'm going to bring you to the concert we we can sit in the deiso Sky Box and I tell my dad dad watching mly crew through a plate glass window sucks right and he says and he says all right well you know basically you you know he's like if you can do better

62:30then we'll do better you then we'll use your tickets if you can you know I'm I was 13 you know right so the day before the concert and I see on the news they they're like complaining they're like these rock stars come to our city and around like one way or another and I'm like dude they're here the what are you saying I assho rockar yeah yeah they they made the news for some like bullsh I forget what it was I think started some kind of fire something crazy but they were on the news you know the like they were complaining these guys come here okay and so I'm like they're in Toronto they're in the city now and the concert's tomorrow so I deduced that they're in a hotel and I'm gonna find these guys I'm going to I was 13 and so I go running to my room right this is like right away I'm thinking I know all the guys and I know their real names like Vince Neil is Vincent Wharton

63:23right like I know all their names and I'm like they're not going to check into the the hotel as like Frank Carlton Fano right that's Nikki 6 they're not going to use their real names and I was like they're going to check into the hotel under the name of their manager right and then I just guess knew go run into my room and I check on my little cassette album sleeves I check everyone it says doc McGee which was their manager right doc McGee so I'm like that's the one I go run into uh the the the phone book and you know I open it up to Hotel like the Yellow Pages and I just straight start calling every hotel in the Yellow Pages and when the hotel answers I'm like will you please put me through to Mr doc McGee's room right and the the show is like a Sunday and so it's a Saturday my dad's like watching college football right I'm sitting there on the phone calling every hotel

64:14in Toronto just going down the list not even calling the ones with the ads like literally just sticking to the list so I don't miss one and my mom's pissed cuz there was no call waiting she's like you're tying up the house phone like my dad all my my dad ever wanted was for me to show initiative and to be like motivated for something you know and so my dad's like super stoked I'm on fire I'm telling my mom mom I'm calling Molly Crew and and my dad like calls off my mom you know like honey like let him do his thing and I sat there for probably two or three hours just calling hotels and I get they put me through to this room there was one like false alarm you know but then the second M's room that I got through to the guy picks up the phone and uh I say hello is that doc McGee and he says no this is Doc's Brother Scott and I'm like as in mly crew and he says uh he says how did you get this

65:04number and I told him I I just called every hotel in the yell page I just literally I said I just called every hotel in the Yellow Pages is the crew there and and and he goes he goes like hold on a second are you kidding me that's that's awesome and he says uh he goes I'm so impressed by what you did he says he says how would you like it if I put you on the list for backstage passes and I can I can give you tickets in the fifth row so he gave me two tickets in the fifth row backstage passes my dad I went chauffeur my dad's chauffeur to the Maple Leaf Gardens we've gotten the press line with the fifth row fifth row dude that's insane that's actually better than the first row you're like a little back D it was it was the dopest I was headbanging like a mud gave myself hella brain damage that night dude and I was the last a picture from the dude like uh how are you not showing me

65:58with Nikki 6 and Tommy Lee is that your picture no no no no but just Google steo and steo and Molly Crew man like when you were 13 I was 13 we went up to the sky box and I put my my my ghetto blaster it I put my ghetto blaster next to the little speaker deal at yeah there's me and Tommy Lee that's hilarious yeah and then uh and how old is Tommy Lee there's like uh that's crazy me and Nikki 6 right there you were like a baby I was a baby dude that is so weird yeah and you know I'm standing next to these guys and I'm like I don't have you know like to talk to them about but the fact that I was standing next to those guys and I was like you know what I'm here backstage with my Heroes and it's because I decided so you know wow like there's something about that that gave me this this this mentality and then you see like top left right there check it out all these years later

66:59when they when they announced that they're back together and going on their Carnival of sins tour Tommy Lee asked me to do something up and introduce them dude how Full Circle wow yeah dude that's crazy dude it was the dopest man who's the dude on the far right that's mcars with the hat yeah he's got like a degenerative bone disease what's going on with him yeah like I forget what it's called but uh yeah he's like they got to like have him come out when the lights aren't on on oh no like you know I don't maybe he's doing better I don't know he limps yeah he he's he's he's in rough shape poor guy but yeah I love that story man and my dad you know is like my kind of how my dad is that's awesome man yeah dude that's a great story well thank you man it made it really made me into a monster in some regard because like I think that at that young age it's like you know I I I really can

67:53you know if you just and I've always said like doesn't matter what people want it just matters how bad they really want it I mean of course like it definitely matters what they want you want to play basketball against like of course within some kind of within some kind of I want it right of course within within some parameters of reality but but uh it's a factor what do they say they say that uh that uh luck is when preparation meets opportunity yes which is dope I love that I love that saying yeah there's a lot of variables and you you can control some of them right yeah and you definitely control some of them and not like like with like with standup and and and I really wanted like you brought up Al magic I'm only going to say this like quickly and I want to be careful not to Lynch the guy because you know like like I don't want everyone oh that guy from from everything I

68:44understand he's hilarious and he's a great guy he's a great guy he's hilarious and you should absolutely check out his comedy special on a show of time which is called shrimping ain't easy to decide for yourself is this guy funny yes he's very he's very funny he's very funny now I never met the guy I didn't know about him but but um and this was this was uh was it 2012 or 2013 I I had been headline in comedy clubs since 2010 you know I I got into it and I was just so you've been doing stand up for seven years now yeah well technically it's been it's been almost 11 years since the first time I ever tried it which was uh at the lab Factory when Skyler Stone in 2006 asked me to do a stunt at the at the Laugh Factory cuz he's hosting a show and he wants to you know so I'm like yeah I'll do a stunt like whatever and I showed up I had no game plan when I walked in just

69:37so I said I I said I can't there's nothing crazier than me getting on stage trying to make people laugh that's the stun that was I was terrified so I tried it that night but I never got like really hardcore like in Earnest until 2000 or sorry 2010 now 2012 2013 I'm at a point where I'm super comfortable in my in my 45 minutes right like my whatever my hour is at that point my like I'm just really comfortable in it and I'm starting to feel like stale because I'm going through the motions and the like uh you know what that's like right you get to a point where you're just like I'm dying because I'm not you know not doing anything new not doing anything new and and uh and and and the worst is if is is if you go back to a place and do the same material that's the you know and I don't I don't ever want to do that like so so I'm like okay my comfort zone and I got to get

70:34out of it but I but but I just wasn't doing it I finally put my put my foot down I said it okay this is what I'm doing I'm I'm promising myself I'm going to go do 10 minute I'm going to do a 10-minute set here in LA and and even if I have to I put on my calendar for one week later and even if I have to bomb I'm not backing out period I'm going I'm doing 10 10 new minutes and I wrote 10 I wrote a set and I went over to the Laugh Factory and I did it and I was thrilled I got some laughs you know then I go over to the um The Improv and I'm like hey you know and I made the mistake it was a mistake where I say hey I'm working on some new material you never say that when you're working on new material to the audience yeah right but but I I mentioned I said hey or maybe I did it and then I said hey guys thanks you know that like I was trying some new material and then thanks

71:22for you know and I and I diligently recorded the set to play it back and hear where the laughs were and you know like I I wrote my own I went there and I did did new and I worked it out and I recorded it and you know that's how you do it right well when I get off the stage and and I'm thrilled because the people laugh you know and I sit in the crowd I sit in the crowd the host brings up the next comic the next comic is Al magical he walks out and he goes oh my God what did we just see we just saw steo working on new material I just I I and he's just like I I just I just can't take it anymore like I just I I just can't believe that you know that that this thing that that I consider my calling in life standup comedy that I care about it so much and now we have steo and Dustin Diamond out here doing this thing he's like I can't believe that these people are taking something

72:26that's so sacred to me and just using it as their last resort and I'm sitting right there watching them say this I'm like what the you know like what the are you doing dude it was just an it was a such a blatant attack from the stage you know and I'm like I'm like it's just it's not right because a were laughing you know I played it back like I got in the car right after that you know well I sat there I couldn't even believe it and then there's there a lady that was talking at her table and he just went in on her like beyond beyond what was what like what was like he be quiet you know start starting in with like the personal like whatever I don't I don't even care but what I perceived was that here's a guy who's claiming that his whole passion is standup comedy but his whole attack on me and then berating the woman like there weren't any jokes you know

73:19like it was almost like he just forwent the act of Performing comedy to just sort kind of be mean to me cuz he was upset that you were doing stand up he's upset that I was doing stand up and and and and and and and whatever but then then after IET and he went in started telling jokes after that but after his set he uh comes over to the sound booth and I'm sitting right next to the sound booth sitting right next to it and he comes over and says something to the sound guy and kind of awkwardly notices I'm sitting right there and then he comes over and leans over the table and he says just so you know what you're doing isn't taken lightly like face to face I felt like he totally insulted me just so you know what you're doing isn't taken lightly like I don't even know what it meant but I bet it was clear that the that the sentiment was like and I meant everything I said you know I felt like

74:05he came and insulted me to my face on top of that and I was just I was pretty been out of shape about it but I didn't like say anything or you know and I certainly wouldn't have come here to talk about that like at all except what was it I was on here a couple weeks ago and like I I see in my Twitter feed my like my name is tagged and it says listen to the podcast douche and I'm like huh and I'm like okay so so Al was on The Joe Rogan podcast and I guess he's telling me to listen to it and then there was more like Brendan sha reped and they're all playing nice and I just so I started listening to the AL mcal thing and he's and and like right out of the gate he's saying like oh man I have this habit where I like kind of create problems I just I I talk on people and I create beefs and it's really counterproductive and I and I should work on it and I you know like

75:00it's not a good thing and and he basically went on to apologize to everybody Under the Sun you know like and then my name comes up and and he he makes the distinction that oh well I actually don't feel bad about talking on Steve I don't feel he says I actually don't feel bad about this at all and then he goes on to repeat like all the that he said from the stage and like I got so B out of shape that night you know you saw I texted we talked yeah and and what whatever like he's just got you made the great point he said hey you know he just he does that sometimes he says dumb and and and uh and I actually had a conversation with him about it and it was a hilarious conversation because he was like he calls me up and I answer the phone he's like how you doing I'm like well not that good you know I was so pissed I I didn't even really sleep last night you know

75:49that pissed I was I was it really kept you up it kept me up dude that's crazy why how do you live other people you that much that's a great question it's a really you meditate it all I I haven't I got into the TM and I've been doing it very little I got to do it way more yeah you do you can't let someone rent space in your head like that I know thank CU what he said was very mild it was it was and we said on the podcast he was also kind of consilio it was like he no conciliatory to everybody but me that's I think what bothered me so much he goes he goes I feel bad I do this he goes but then but then when it comes to steo I actually don't feel bad about this one you know that's so stupid what you do is funny I've seen you I've seen you do standup you're funny well thank you man I appreciate I you're comic in my mind Hey I appreciate that so much and I I think that what what

76:38particularly got me hot about that was that the time that he chose to attack me was when I had when I was really working the craft of comedy writing my own material going out there getting outside of my comfort zone doing new diligently recording it like that's the craft and it was just a shitty time well he really does care about stand-up comedy but I think because of that caring it it sometimes it blinds you you know and I'm very sensitive to it because I experienced it a lot when I was first starting out where people didn't think that I fit into the mold of what they thought a standup would should be sure you know and I'm glad that you make that point because yeah it was mild the fact that I got been out of shape the way I did is and the fact that you know and even now I'm starting you're such a public figure too and your your your career has been so controversial that's why I don't

77:34understand why you're so sensitive to criticism because you you've everything you've done has been chaos you know you've done so much chaos I mean just would imagine there so many people on you I guess I just I don't know I I just think that I just I I care about comedy I would I would imagine him saying that to you in person just so you know what you're doing is not taking lightly I would probably smack him I I really have would have a really hard time with that like what doing standup would that's not taken lightly what you own standup you out of your mind you don't like this is what I said to you the other day don't you like standup if I I like stand up I want my mailman to try it he might be funny dude one of the funniest guys I ever met was a private detective that I worked for he lost his license in a DUI and uh I W up being his driver and uh I he needed a driver he needed an

78:25assistant in quotes but really what he needed is a guy to drive him around cuz he lost his license for 6 months or something like that so I worked for him for like six months I drove he was the funniest guy I ever met in my life and while I was doing standup I I think I was 21 at the time I think he was probably 35 36 I was like this guy just did standup he would put me out of business that's all I could think of was like if this guy went into stand up you know meanwhile he was a man he had experienced life I was a boy right but everybody that you like that wants to do standup you should encourage them to do it like my friend Brendan CH he does stand up he and he faces the same people like this guy he's doing stand up I heard about very similar very simar Griffin on him but I but Eric was just being funny and I said to him I go of course they're going to on you you're a big

79:15handsome gorilla and you're on stage shockingly goodl looking good looking fell handsome fell and what a great dude he's a great guy and he's funny he's funny and I told him you should do stand up he's smart he's very smart quick and he works hard yeah he's been doing stand up a year and he's killing he does he does really well I mean I saw him the other night at The Comedy Store sandwiched in between me and yes Swimming with Sharks he was doing a real show like at a real show and he had a real good set Dane Cook helped me a lot man I know he's a polarizing figure but when I when I first uh I said when I got into stand up in Earnest because back in 20 6 I I I I was like man I should I really like this you know I tried it I got on stage for a few minutes that first night and and people the sense I got was that people were excited to see me they they were

80:06rooting for me they wanted me to do well for some reason like like I I can be endearing to people and they're rooting for me and and I got a few laughs you know I made a couple of gay jokes whatever like you know and uh and and before I left the laugh actor that night I scheduled my return and and and before I came back I wrote on I wrote a set and I came back and it went reasonably well and I was thrilled then I got overconfident I was like oh I'm just good at standup so I come back again and don't even I don't try to work on the act I had written I'm like no I'm gonna do just got go up and wing it and I bombed and it hurt you know H and then I bombed again and then I was like scared to get back to it and I was out of control of drugs so like I was really just it wasn't the time now once I got sober in rehab then like going to bars going to night clubs that's just that's not on

80:56the table anymore you know like you got you got to ask yourself do you have a reason to go there and I didn't have any reason but I had every reason to go to a comedy club so that became like my go-to thing at night you know like if I'm going with going out with a girl going out you know it's like a thing I got a reason to be there and I go to the comedy club and so I'm sitting in the comedy club in in my early sobriety and I'm looking at the stage thinking I should be on that stage I should be on that stage but I was like scared you know and then as the the press machine was that wasn't even really like the first thing I even did ostensibly to promote Jackass 3D was this young Hollywood interview and they said oh Dane Cook's in there just go barge into his interview it'll be great so I walk into Dane Cook's interview and and uh I meet him and I'm like hey dude

81:39like uh you know if dabble didn't stand up I don't want to get serious about it I want to really dive in and to his credit man he said cool he said let's do it I'll give you my number we'll get you on stage at the at the Improv like in in a week and gave me his number and I wrote and I wrote I wrote that whole week and went to practice of that shitty little uh the open mike Marty's it's hilarious you wouldn't even know about it where's Marty it's uh it's on Sunset Boulevard uh right by rock and roll RVs it's it's a hilarious little hole in the wall stand open you know open mic and I went you know sh up I met Dane Cook at The Improv he like a dude it was like two Comics after Sarah Silverman and you know then I go on and then Dane goes on and right after Dane set he sat down with me and gave me notes and the first thing he said was I'm not sending you back to the drawing

82:32board which was like his way of saying that the material I did like wasn't like don't rewrite like it's good he's just worry about your delivery and your timing and from there I went to the two nights later the last Factor Dane's there just like he took me under his wing you know like just like with regularity he'd go I'd go and he'd go or the other way around and he'd sit me down and give me notes and that put so much wind in my sales that's awesome I'm really grateful to Dane Cook for that a play the music are hites real yeah I got the info on that oh yeah what's up with herit they're real they changed the name to interex a couple years ago so like the medical terminology was changed so is there such a thing as having a dick and a yeah so there's uh here's all the stats on which is born with which and there's different in 1,666 births so I don't know which is

83:25actually the Androgen insensitivity syndrome both parts but so they don't necessarily use the term Hodes right yeah it's still used to like in biology oh I see so when it comes to oh so there's like a list of it looks like there's like 30 of them how many are there 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 12 this when referring to humans I think they stopped using that word because it made people feel bad probably Jesus Christ so complete gatal d Genesis ooh one in 150,000 that can't be good Alpha redes deficiency five Alpha redu deficiency vaginal agenesis imagine vagin vaginal agenesis that feel it sounds like you have an old you're born I'm sorry your baby was born with an old you look down it's like an old floppy Grandma I don't even want to know what that is Benjamin but yeah but only your vagina could be worse things your face is cute D so there are hermaphrodites there

84:31are people that are born with a vagina and a Google are is there people that're born with both a vagina and a penis are people born with both a vagina and a penis because there was too many medical terms there I don't know which one of those would apply right it's kind of like with uh with little people and I hate that term well the thing about Dr Drew is he's an addiction specialist right so he how much does he even know about this stuff I mean how much did he really learn about this stuff and he's also an addiction specialist who erroneously says that marijuana is hugely addictive which is just ridiculous well I dude I I used to used to do it a lot I'm sure well but yeah here's the thing dude like I uh at one point um I was I was start house hitting for this this chick and you know I humped a uh strange chick in her bed and tied the rubber in a knot

85:28which I would do you know tied rubber in a knot and threw it on the floor her dog ate the rubber right and like and um and it was her boyfriend's dog and I'm thinking oh no the dog maybe took the rubber throw up the rubber right like it took the dog took the rubber for like a Victory lap and it's going to drop and it's going to look terrible for this girl so I'm like following the dog around ultimately the dog out and it was hilarious but I felt bad cuz like you know I Bas it's kind of like sodomizing the dog you know a little bit okay and and so then I I felt like to make it up to the dog you can get the dog high when I owe it I owe it to the dog to do it myself and I'm like this is a funny bit like swallow a condom full with low didn't it wow that would have been really fun pot I but that would have been really funny but I I got it in my head I'm going to swallow a condom

86:17but then I was like okay cool when I'm on tour in when I'm on tour in Europe I I'll put weed in the condom tie it not and it'll be like a skit where I film it's an international drug Smuggler skit I'll do it in one country and I'll fly to the other country and it out right and uh and I did it it was a Saga I actually have a epic like uh there's a huge like tent pole bit in my standup right now about that whole I got arrested for international drug smuggling in Sweden um did you I did it was epic it's so classic dude because of swallowing a condom full with pot greatest story ever dude it's so awesome yeah I I like it it yeah it was I SP how' you get caught because I told the the Press like I was like you know I first I I did it was so I did it so big that when I tried to swallow it it got stuck in my throat and I was trying to freaking the out and I'm turn you know like and

87:12then I fly I fly from Norway to Sweden and uh you know Knox told me I was going how big was the nug dude I didn't even take I didn't even break the buds off the stem so he just swallowed a branch a branch of a tree and and it had a rock of hash in there too and I oh Jesus in the same condom yeah she swallowed a dick yeah he basically dick that's one of the jokes deep throat in The Incredible Hulk oh no like show me in your fingers how big this thing was you swallowed it was uh I don't know I mean I have it's on video and that's for my next comedy special it's on video yeah they filmed everything it was I was filming it for my for my DVD at the time is it online uh I'm I'm sure it probably is but what's what's so I'm so excited about my next comedy special is that so many of the stories I tell in my standup are things that happened on camera originally so I'm editing into editing

88:14into the actual standup kind of like you do with the podcast like supporting foot archival footage which just demonstrates that that everything is not only not truth it's it's not only truthful it's not even embellished it's like it's like 100% And so like and I'm just so excited to do that um yeah that's it oh my God wait a minute it's hard to tell because of the perspective where's your fingers it's a bad video it's uh it play it so they can see that's where I'm swallowing it no you can see it right there massive oh my God you swallowed that yeah it got stuck in my throat oh dude it's so ridiculous for that are likeing it's like basically like an 8-year-old fist it's it's totally stuck in my throat oh my God it's hard to SW and and and I'm throwing up blood I'm trying to I was trying to swallow get it go down you're throwing up blood oh this is so crazy so

89:12you scraped the inside of your body up TR I was trying to swallow it it wouldn't go down I'm trying to barf it wouldn't come it wouldn't come up oh no and so I fly to Sweden because like my buddies are like we got to take you to the you that out ever took six and a half days I called him noxell and knox's like dude you're going to die of intestinal strangulation because it's going to block up my intestines oh my god dude and whatever like I'm so it took it took days to come out and when it came out man you must be my exploded dude that's I don't want to tell all my jokes on on the podcast cuz that's lame but it's big important part of the dude there's there's it's the best bit I love it you know I me I'm proud of what I'm doing on stage so you are you saying that pot is well okay that was how I got in that was how I first did it then I realized okay CU

90:02filming wild boys every time we wouldn't like I I wouldn't freak the out whenever we went to the Far East CU you know you're not going to be able to find weed and that's not okay so I any time I went to anywhere where I wasn't com confident I would be able to get weed I sat there with my before I going to the airport I sat there with my weed grinder and just grinded up like a a ton and and I compacted it so you know it's I broke the buds off the stems you know and then I would I would fill up I'd put about like an eighth in each condom whatever nice and small pack it up and I would swallow like six of them you know really oh yeah I would so when you swallowed those how long did it take the those on those ones come out quick those those ones would come out in in I don't know like one to two days like uh something like that how many times do you swallow

90:54every D I went when I went to Thailand like even when I went to Russia like uh I did it was my thing I was like that was your thing out your pot that you would smoke yeah like yeah and there's when you lit it did it ever smell like a condom it never smelled like a condo dot wow but dude there's a lot of there's a lot of funny in that but I'm sure there is but that's that's a psychological issue it's not like physical addiction is what we're talking about people get physically addicted to alcohol to the point like alcohol is one of the most dangerous physical addictions because when when you get off of it you die from it like that's how Amy wi housee died like a lot of people think she died from drugs she actually died because she went cold turkey off of alcohol I I believe that yeah it kills people you know how I know that I'm a true drug addict is that I I

91:42watched that documentary Amy yeah and as I walked out of the theater I was like man I want to get H that's so crazy that the least glamorous portrayal of drug addiction ever and it just looked great to me I was like oh my God that well there's no there's no mistaking the fact that somehow or another that what she was doing with her life whether or not you could say that it was the drugs or the state of mind that she was in when she was taking the drugs she produced some amazing music man right she just she tapped into it whatever it is like that if she wasn't the hottest chick like you know you know that someone's talented when they're not that hot of a chick and they're a huge star for singing oh yeah no she was super talented she was but I mean there's a lot of not hot chicks like Adele she's are they who else um I mean you could I'm sure you could find some other ones I've never

92:39really sat down thought about it exactly it's kind of a rule you're supposed to be really hot and to sing yeah I guess so yeah I'm trying to think Amy wine house and Adele that's unfortunate isn't it it's yeah for a girl right that's got to suck right oh you know who else um what dicks we are but Cia who's that ca's not super hot and she's I don't know know who that is she um is a hugely popular singer I'm so out of the loop I'm not old man who doesn't know what the going on with the young kids today these kids today I get it dude he had to tell me that little bowwow fakes the fact that he was on a a a jet a private jet was like that when he said that he said it was his jet and that's what he got busted he said he was flying on a private jet and someone was actually on a commercial flight with him and took a picture of him because they saw it on Instagram this motherfucker's full of

93:34he's right in front of me that's so classic that's exactly like that dude Bear Grills yes very similar the same thing well it's actually worse he's like bear girls it's like he he set up his tent like Ferris berer with the mannequin well well the the bowow thing is indicative of an ire culture it's just all about like showing off your flashy and like showing that you know we balling here we balling right and I I was watching a documentary a vice documentary on YouTube about uh Bay Area hip hop and the whole thing is they're like they're talking about how it's such a travesty that all the tech money came in and and the area got gentrified and the whole thing is they're like our land got gentrified and the the and the rap artists talking about but they're like and I got Millions you know like it doesn't it doesn't jive you can't be complaining about gentrification and

94:29talking about your Millions you're balling yeah well not all hip-hop does that you know there's like some socially conscious hipop documentary they were doing oh they were doing it that's so stupid they're complaining they're complaining these people that make the very Electronics they need to make their music right right came in and I man I had a terrible time in San Francisco San Francisco is a trip I got my car broken in to it was parked it outside of a vegetarian restaurant granted in the tender line tender Line's terrible ter but it was noon it was noon and I parked it right outside the restaurant and they smashed my window and and then for the rest of the weekend I was at cobs and Comedy Club the rest of the weekend every single person I said yeah I got my window smashed and my stolen out of my car every person I mentioned that to said yeah that

95:16happened to me too yeah there's a lot of and that's starting to happen in La too man what's always happened in La well like West Hollywood there Smash and grab isn't becoming more but but dude in San Francisco it's the worst but it's always happened there's always been broke people that break into people's cars especially if you leave anything like really obvious in the front seat it's visible visible it's dude I was the biggest score that whoever broke in car dude I had my super pack I was getting ready to go film my super pack is like plus I had all the merch money from selling merch you left it all in your car well D I was going to film and I didn't even think about it dude there was like wait a minute you didn't think that you were going to park in one of the shittiest neighborhoods in all of California with a really valuable okay yes Joe well you're saying it like it's like it's

96:04like wow it's so weird okay Joe I'm dumb I hit my head a lot Joe okay people don't know how bad the tender line is I I I didn't know how bad it was got murdered there and for me like I'm like dude what could happened outside of a spiritual vegetarian restaurant oh Jesus a lot that's a lot of hi right outside the window plus we sat and sitting next to we sat by the window so as to see the car in our line of vision how is that possible yeah I don't know based out yeah San Francisco is a weird place now because like the money that you have to spend to buy a house there is so crazy that it doesn't even make sense anymore right like they there was a house that was for sale for over a million dollars and it was a tiny shitty Shack that had to be torn down I mean there was like literally nothing there and people like this is the most piece of ridiculous real estate

97:03in all of North America right it's all that Tech money I lived there when I was a kid I Liv there from age 7 to 11 I used to do a magic show on Fisherman's Warf when I was 8 years old I think you were telling me that you were uh at or you were talking with Al about it about what yeah we worked at cops together yeah but I used to live there when I was a little kid and it was just you know this was during the Vietnam War it was like hippie time it was weird it was just all hippies and gay people and it was uh you know that was what San Francisco was forever until this Tech boom and now it's just insane money if you ever go on like I go on like that uh app Trulia it's like a real estate app and I go what like what kind of houses they have in Seattle like let's look at houses just for a goof sure you look at San Francisco and you're like what is 14 million by you in

97:48San Francisco holy are you getting right like a regular house is like 14 million bucks West Vancouver is pretty up too there's a lot of tech money up there too I don't know I don't know what it is but it's Tech money for whatever reason I guess it's just because you know everybody uses Tech and there just T tons of money in it right but those guys just seem to figure out a way to make more money than anybody there's so much money in San Francisco though it's crazy right I know so you had a bad time in San Francisco because you parked your car in the tenderloin with a lot of money a lot of lot of electronic yeah laptop iPad 70D every lens three grand in cash o o o o are you doing um so you're doing like these shows and you're filming them is that why you're bringing all this Electronics um sometimes yeah and sometimes I'm just filming for whatever YouTube you know now you did

98:45your Showtime special that was what a year and a half ago or so yeah it was uh the end of 2015 and then it aired in March of 2016 yeah I remember you getting in touch with me saying you need someone to choke you out in Texas I'm like I know the guy yeah I love Tim Kennedy and I'm so thrilled with how my special came out on Showtime oh that's awesome I'm really thrilled can people get it somewhere other than Showtime is it available on Netflix or any of those things I had um uh Showtime Showtime On Demand and then Vimeo and uh oh it was on Vimeo yeah I think that that uh it was I guess it was tied up for two years before it can go on Netflix so oh so is it available now not yet not yet so soon yeah that's cool I'm I'm stoked on on on how that came out are you going to do another one yeah dude like I said man I'm working on U working on doing a comedy special

99:35where I edit in archival footage which is sort of makes it a docu comedy special which I which I love do uh people are people born that have a penis and a vagina have we figured that out that's what I was looking up uh I yes and no I would say after what I was reading most of the h comes from having like uh ovaries and testicles that are maybe right you have both at the same time there's uh pseudo hemaphrodite H or also true hemaphrodite and there's some sort of so a true hemaphrodite is someone who has both genitals yeah this is the best true hermaphrodites internal sex organs contain both ovarian tissue in some cases that means that a ball on one side and OV on the other and others it means hybrid beasties known as OV oh oh my God ovat testes to the naked ey their external genitals tend to be iffy maybe it's a big perhaps it's a teeny uran dictionary no it's is

100:30scientific this a scientific document per chance it's some Unholy Peno vaginal mismash pseudo hermaphrodites have the chromosomal and internal sex organs of one gender while the external protuberances are again anyone's guasp hm photo click that mhm nothing oh wow oh That's a hardcore clip that's that makes sense that is a hermaphrodite right that's got to be this page also has something called a there's a double vagina is an ante eater what did you say a double vag vagina double penis and then there's this thing down at the bottom I found which is this never heard of this persistent CL cloa one in 20,000 female verse Gina and vagina and urethra coverage converge into one nauseating f like drainage hole located somewhere in the taint area between the clitoris and the buttocks poop pee and vaginal sludge mingle freely corrective surgery is costly complicated and risky don't click on

101:35that photo um what about the double vagina photo click on that see what the going on up in that oh Jesus there's one next to the other one whoa why does it look like that it looks like a chicken yeah well that's like an autopsy for yeah that's not good that's when it didn't work out um let's go with the double penis let me see a double penis picture is that real and this isn't one of those dudes that slices it I don't think so that's a that micro penis thing's a bummer manalia click two penises oh it's true guy's double dick no that's a slice like it's slit that's a this is this website's 1955 image that's a 1955 image says oh okay so it's not a split it's just you just got a broken double dick thing going on he's peeing out of his hole it's like the lizard dude that cut his tongue mhm as a lot of people do that that's real common yeah they're cutting the tongue cutting

102:31the dick they split their dick down the middle and then their pee comes out and just a big old splatter yeah well you know people just they just do you know that's right man it's a weird world we live in steo yeah it's another thing about my comedy special that that and who knows when I'll do oh that guy's got two double dicks big F he really does maybe you could donate one to a friend with a little dick they do that now they're doing dick replacement surgeries like if someone like had an accident or something happened to their dick they give them a a penal replacement where they'll uh someone will die and they'll take his dick and sew it on to you and it works you can get an erection and everything you can feel it didn't they do it for a soldier that got an explosion I thought I remember reading that I do not remember I remember the the first guy that got it done though I believe was a

103:2350-year-old man and something happened to him and he he was for like a year John yeah well he got it sewed back up remember he could he did porn when it was done I think it was just the head of his dick huh she cut it in half oh she basically just slopped the top off yeah what a terrible yeah yeah yeah o I'll never forget and I didn't even know that this was real until somebody explained to me on the show that this actually happened but uh Azie Osborne's wife was on some talk show that she was doing for a while and she was joking around about some woman who cut her husband's dick off and threw it in a garbage disposal and they were laughing about I'm just laughing thinking about his Willie spinning around inside that garbage p and I went wow what double standards what crazy double standards cuz could you imagine a group of men sitting around laughing about a guy cutting off a chick's

104:21and throwing it in a garbage disposal there's I can't imagine a scenario where you would not only laugh about that but laugh about it on television and think it's okay but somehow another it was okay for her to laugh about a guy losing his dick and having it chopped off and thrown into a garbage disposal it's a weird creepy double standard right but at the same time like if if you think like I'm kind of close to this because sometimes people want to make like a a female version of Jackass where where girls do like terrible and and and hurt themselves on purpose and that just that's never going to work and it it boils down to a hormonal thing because like men and with testosterone the idea is that you know we're providers and we're supposed to be like Macho and prove that we're tough and so it it it it becomes funny to see a guy fail and and get hurt like that's funny

105:17because right but not be victimized but with yeah but with women they with women they're maternal they're nurturers they're so it's not cool to see them get hurt you know you blur the line a little bit when they tied the guy down and cut his dick off and threw it in a garbage disposal this is not like a blurry line here all right this is this is okay Joe it's a woman who's in jail for the rest of her life cuz she chopped this dude's off right hey man it's just I'm just saying it's weird that they thought it was okay to laugh about it's not I mean it's horrific that people do horrific things to each other it's no more horrific that a woman does it to a man than a man does it to a woman and people have done horrible to women for forever but it's never F was it funny like did they make it funny because a lot of people can make a lot of things funny she ain't funny yeah oie

106:02Osborne's wife not very funny no it was just gross it was just mean but it was weird that all these women thought it was funny like ha he lost his dick H it's like like whoa like it didn't seem real but I guess it's also because like you know like what you're saying it's like there's something funny about a man getting up like a lot of people feel like that about watching women fighting there's people that I know that are super uncomfortable like watching a Yan and J chick fight cuz she beats the out of chicks and bashes their face in and cuts them up right like do you watch uh a major fan of UFC I really love that and I think it's it's incredible how not only did women be you know I mean Dana White said forever there'll never be women and then now not only are there women but they're like the headliners yeah they're the headliners often um this past weekend it was a co-main event

106:56Yan Y jck and it was a real good fight cuz the woman she was fighting was just tough as and she took a serious beating but there's a fight that she did yanning J against um see if you pull up the highlights Yan J versus uh Jessica pan try spelling her name good luck I don't even know how to spell it they her it's so hard to spell her name that people just call her Yan Champion they don't even try with their last name because it's like a j and then a z and then a E and some letters that don't even exist in the English language but um she beat this girl up so bad that it was it was disturbing oh I mean she this girl up I think that's yeah there's a lot of blood in this one right oh it's horrible well the girl just just did not belong in the ring with her I mean in the cage with her and she's from um Holland Poland uh Poland yeah multiple time world Muay

107:51Thai Champion she was before she ever got into MMA she was one of the best strikers on the planet and if you go like deep into the fight she just pecks her apart for the first couple of rounds and then by the time you're deep in the round she's just a mask of blood and Yanna is just beating the out of her and smashing her in the face with elbows and cutting her up and then the final barrage when she when they stop the fight like you see blood pouring out of her nose it's coming out and the girl Jessica pan I'll do credit to her that girl is tough as look at this she is a mask of blood and swelling and yon J is just a demon she's just kicking at her and smashing her in the face and the blood on her face is comes from the other girl oh yeah well she probably got hit a few times herself I mean it was a fight I'm sure she got scratched and cut a little bit there

108:41just no if she got hit at all which I'm sure she did but look at that that these short elbows like look at that girl's face I mean it's just and you see also that she's just having a hard time taking it and this is the final barrage she steps forward and elbows her in the face and just beats the out of her and uh I had some friends that were watching this that weren't MMA fans and they were like this I can't watch this like look at this bang bang look at that now was this final barrage oh no way dude um what but I just had a lot of thoughts all in the same time like thinking man like what what an honor to sit next to Joe Rogan as he essentially commentates a fight like a lot of people would want to do that and then I and then I was just thinking oh you know like I'm such a fan of yours you know and I don't want to kiss thank you man I'm a big F we're friends we don't really have to

109:32talk like we're fans of each other we're just buddies right thank you um then I thought dude this one coming up is in Anaheim one where uh Cormier and Jon Jones and what an exciting thing how do I uh want to go yeah okay oh dude you're the man you're hooked up that's it I love I you sitting right next to me my dad's going to be in town T my dad's going to be staying with me oh dude well I'll give you two tickets one for your dad come on son cool you and your dad I want to meet your dad I want to I want to hear about the story when you're 13 you went to mly crew with him dude that that my dad's got that's not that wouldn't even be a priority for him I don't think that's awesome great that's cool a dude I'm so excited I wanted to ask too like you know for all the talking people have to promote the fights you know but like Daniel Cormier and Jon Jones no matter who wins the end of the fight

110:21they're going to shake each other's hand right I hope so is it common like what we saw with Ronda Rousey not shaking me how do you armar somebody they tap out and then they get up and go to shake your hand and you won't do it like that well I think that mentality that Rhonda has is like a a she's a like she's mercenary in there I mean and it wasn't over when it was over to her for her it wasn't a competition it was life it was it was life or death I don't know man I mean that same thing is probably why she's not fighting anymore you know like her animosity and her emotions were so riding on that thing and then when she lost and then when she lost again in devastating fashion that's also the reason why there was so much backlash whereas someone who's really loved like Randy Coture Randy cure would lose a fight and no one talked I mean I'm sure someone talked trash about him but no

111:17one's opinion of him differed when he lost because he's such a good guy and because when when he won you know after the fight he would always pick the guy up and shake their hand and hug them and he was always a gentleman and when people have that sort of a mentality you know like here's a perfect example this past weekend Dustin porier and Eddie Alvarez had a fight and the fight was stopped um because of an illegal blow that Eddie Alvarez accidentally landed on Dustin poier and the crowd was booing Eddie Alvarez and Dustin poier yelled at the crowd don't Boo this man like we were in a fight and he's not a dirty fighter and he made a mistake and it like first of all Eddie Alvarez's eye was closed he could barely see he was completely on queer Street he had been almost knocked unconscious and he and he hit this dude in the clinch with a couple of knees and the referee didn't

112:04stop him and he thought they were legal you know he's in the chaos of a crazy cage fight but to have those two dudes after the fight both are bloody and battered both of them are just like exhausted from a war right and I'm interviewing the both of them side by side and to have Dustin porier step in to defend Eddie Alvarez who just knead him illegally in the face telling the crowd don't Boo this man like he was literally upset and then they shook hands There's Something Beautiful about that and I think people people like the animosity but they also really like the fact when the animosity is squashed after the fight and people hug it out they really do like that yeah and I think that there's I think that there's a parallel with uh comedians who don't want to accept other Comedians and then and then there's you who's just not insecure more with comedy well I love comedy you know and I love

112:55comedians there's some comedians that want to be the only person that's funny and they also bring people that suck with them on the road that's one thing you see I can't stand it oh that's so common guys will they stack the deck they'll bring someone on the road with them that's terrible I try to bring the funniest young guys I can find Ian Edwards yeah Ian and this weekend Tony and Ian those guys are National Headliners you know and but I bring both of them on the road with me I had Diaz I had one show in uh uh November 20 and it was my first theater show in LA and this was like I'm going to have everybody that matters to me like every you know and and uh and and I asked Ian Edwards to open for me that's awesome and uh I was stoked he's an animal I was just so stoked that he even did it and I loved that he's so much better than me he's a really good guy too he's another guy that like

113:46he spent too much time doing other things other than doing standup and this is one of the things things that I always tell Comics like you got to be careful of those Honeypot jobs like uh writing for a show like a lot of really good Comics wind up losing their standup careers because they develop a writing career and they they they like Ian should be a national headliner in big theaters all over the world he really all over the country and all over the world he really should be he's that good but because of the fact that he spent so much time writing on sitcoms he didn't tour enough and he didn't put out enough material like he only has one CD out he's been doing as long as me Ian Edwards and I started doing comedy together in 1990 that's when I met him I met him in 19 90 or 91 in New York and I've known him forever that when I made my first video was 1990 wow

114:37yeah it's a long time man yeah dude but yeah my thoughts are that we should I mean if you like like everybody gets into comedy because they love it right that's why you get into it you want you you want to watch you know you see a guy like you know Dice Clay or Kennison or prior or whoever it is that inspired you and you see them Kevin Hart you know name your per your person you see them you want to you're like wow that was awesome I want to see that guy again you know and you want to go see comedy and that's why that's why I got into it like to to to get into it and then all a sudden to want to be the only one who's funny is crazy to me it doesn't even make any sense and to not like the other comedians it's just like you're robbing yourself of inspiration but there's a lot of comics like that they won't watch the other comedians they don't want to see them and when the Comics are doing

115:23good they get upset you know they're like light them early light them early like I've seen people say that it's it's it's totally a question of of being insecure it definitely is it's also I think it's it's a it's a famine mindset and the famine mindset is this mindset like there can only be one like you can only be it can only all come to me it has to all come to me like no one else can but it's no what was that Snoop Dog Song song it's no fun if the homies can't have some but it's true you don't want the only one who's doing well that's crazy it's just not a good thinking it's not a good way of thinking rather right and I'm excited for for uh Anaheim oh you're going to have a good time it's a great card too as it as it stands right now there's a lot of issues um like getting these cards to actually show like to play out because guys get injured you know or they get

116:15disqualified or yeah but I mean when you getting to yeah they get caught doing something but yeah I watch that then sorry for interrupting I watched that hurt business documentary on Netflix with Daniel Cormier the like um with his knee injury and he's trying to get healthy again and that documentary is intense seen you got to watch it dude it's so incredible like the way I mean almost like the focus of it is okay we're going to Spotlight like a number of these personalities from the UFC and really show just how tragic it is they put so much into it and then they you know they have their careers for what whatever it's worth and then when it's all said and done they just got nothing to show for it and it's just so tragic well you can't think that you're going to have something to show for it that's the thing if you're lucky and you become a Conor McGregor who's like one in a

117:05million or you become you know a George St Pier who retires as the champion you're you're really really unusual but for everyone else you have to do it because you love doing it of course and if you do it because you love doing it and that's what you want to do then you should do it and you will make a lot of money if you're successful but there's thing that people have where they see a guy like Floyd Mayweather and they say well hey boxers make millions of dollars look Floyd Mayweather made hundreds of millions of dollars no no no no no Floyd Mayweather makes hundreds of millions of dollars not boxers like gady Golovkin who's one of the best boxers in the world he can't even sell 200,000 pay-per-views like his last pay-per-view buy I think was like 150,000 which is insanely low to the point where like it's very difficult for promoters to even get behind him unless he's fighting

117:52someone like Canelo Alvarez which is his next fight well he'll make some money in that fight but guarantee you he ain't making very good money like with 150,000 pay-per-views and he's a multiple time world champion and like an fantastic amateur fighter one of the best in the world it's about being a star and a promoter is not responsible to give a fighter a bunch of money if they're not earning a bunch of money it's a business and the business is people want to pay to see you why do they want to see you do they want to see you because you trash talk or do they want to see you because you're Anderson Silva and you fight like you're in The Matrix or do they want to see you because you're Ronda Rousey and you're the first ever woman ass kicker that we've ever seen like this well whatever reason it is that they want to see you that reason is why you can make a ton of money

118:38it's not that you just deserve a ton of money because it's hard to do right and that's where but a lot of people get that wrong in their head they get that wrong in their head well it's show business but it's also Athletics so it's a very bizarre combin of Two Worlds do you think that Kor McGregor is doing a disservice to himself by putting so much like attention on like just putting his whole UFC career on hold for this Mayweather thing no um because ultimately he can only fight for so long and he stands to win like who knows how much money I mean he can make it could be as much as a hundred million for the fight it's going to be insane asking a guy to pass up on the opportunity to make a $100 million is kind of crazy that said he's fighting you no no no it doesn't matter he's not the way boxing works is you get a a purse you know like the way UFC works is

119:31different and often criticized and I think rightly so is that you have a win money and a show money so say if you were going to fight Jamie and they set it up where you uh you fight you make $50,000 to show and then another $50 if you win a lot of people have a real hard time with that and I think they should because you're doing your best you're giving your best performance regardless of whether or not you win no one's going to fight harder I don't think at least to get that win bonus these guys are trying to win they're Gladiators you know I mean I think you should have a purse and that should be what you get paid and you fight your best and that's what you get paid like this idea that you're that's double is going to you know you're going to come your way if if you get the judges nod meanwhile the judges get wrong all the time and to have your future like have $50,000

120:21or1 who knows what the number is on the line due to someone else's interpretation of it or you can get injured and W up losing or anything can happen like I think that's kind of up the thing about the Conor McGregor Floyd Mayweather fight if if if it's tennis you get the money if you win yeah but that's different first of all it's not a fight okay CU like you can play a tennis match every weekend try fighting every weekend You' be dead in a month you know ayos US president yeah they agreed to sign a deal with Floyd mayther that doesn't mean anything cuz Floyd Mayweather hasn't agreed to it the deal hasn't been negotiated Connor has agreed so that's what that means but here's the deal let's be honest about this as much as possible this is a boxing match between Conor McGregor a guy who's never had a real professional boxing match who's a really good amateur

121:04boxer in in Ireland who's a real multiple Division World Champion Combat Sports fighter no doubt about that but and a striker no doubt about that but he's fighting one of the best boxers if not the best boxer ever most likely this is not going to work out well for him if you had a guess that's my honest take on it the only way it could work out well is if Floyd takes him lightly Connor Clips him Connor mugs him Conor does some like old school Bernard Hopkins like just ties him up roughs him up inside the clinch hits him with some real hard shots or or does something up to him I mean who knows headbuts him I mean that's what Victor Ortiz tried to do to him I guess you can also say that um that uh he doesn't really stand there it's it's when win for Conor because if he loses of course he was going to lose yeah and also Floyd is not a vicious puncher Floyd's not can no he never was

122:01you don't think no no he never was he he is an amazing boxer but he has very brittle hands he breaks his hands a lot and he can knock you out like he knocked out Victor Ortiz but he knocked out Victor Ortiz because he just stand in front of him he knocked out Ricky Hatton who was a smaller fighter he doesn't knock out most guys he stuns them he sticks them with some hard shots but Conor's got a really good and he's a much bigger guy so the odds are if even if Conor gets worked he's just going to get outboxed for 12 rounds and and get embarrassed and just whiff at a bunch of punches and Floyd's not going to be anywhere near him or he can catch him I mean it is possible that he can catch him but it's not likely like the odds are going to be huge in Floyd Mayweather's favor if I had a guess it's going to be like 20 to one or something crazy like that huh I'm not an odds

122:48maker but but I do know movement and I know box boing and just just just a big difference between what a guy like Floyd Mayweather can do and a guy like Connor can do when it comes to the the actual boxing skills but there's also there's another Factor too that Connor um has been fighting with small gloves now he's going to be fighting with larger gloves what size gloves they agree on for the fight if Floyd's smart he's going to make him fight with 10 ounce gloves you know because probably Connor will want to wear eight I don't know what what weight class they have the cut off in like lighter weight classes they use eight o gloves and heavier these 10 o gloves you know that's like that was a stipulation in the Marvin Haggler sugaray Leonard fight the sugaray Leonard wanted the bigger gloves wanted heavier gloves because he's fighting a big heavy puncher like Haggler so they

123:35might make some sort of a decision to to go with larger gloves but Floyd's a 49-0 multiple Division World Boxing Champion and Connor has never had a professional boxing fight that's really what it is it's interesting I mean want to see it don't make me no mistake about it when the first Bell Rings I'll have my popcorn ready bro well you'll probably be right there huh I don't think so no I think I'll be home yeah I think I'll be watching that from home I think that's uh whoever does commentary on that it's going to be probably boxing people it's like if you had Max Kellerman and Jim Lampley doing um commentary on Floyd Mayweather fighting Conor McGregor and a MMA fight I think that would be an embarrassment that would be ridiculous just as ridiculous as it would be for me to do commentary on Connor fighting Floyd in a boxing match unless they wanted to have

124:26a combination of an MMA judge and uh or an MMA commentator and a boxing commentator maybe perhaps I would do it with Max Kellerman I'm a big fan of that guy I like that guy a lot I think that would be kind of interesting but most likely I'll be at home watching it you know I'd like to see it live maybe I might maybe sit ringside maybe kind of interesting to see that it's gonna be a crazy interesting experience to see what Connor can do and I know he's been working like almost exclusively on his boxing for months and months and months in preparation for this here's the thing that can put you into orbit with one punch that's a fact you know like if you look at this past weekend it's a perfect example when I said um about Eddie Alvarez and Dustin porier having this crazy War Connor merked both of those guys with one punch with I mean with Eddie he softened him up with a few

125:17punches before he merked him but he he had him on queer Street with one punch and he merked Dustin poier with one punch I mean he's just he hits hard this is Guy farasa Hobby's a very famous MMA coach and he said it best he said Connor has the touch of death like he just he just he just blaps dudes and zaps them with ridiculous speed and accuracy and when he does you're Ville the question is whether or not he's going to be able to do that to Floyd Mayweather and most likely Floyd's going to be nowhere near him when those punches come flying I mean he's a wizard you ever watch like Floyd Mayweather defensive highlight reel what just him kind of running backwards no him just moving away from punches bending at the hips he's not a runner see Floy people think that Floyd's a runner Floyd doesn't run he's not like running away from guys he stands right in front of dudes he stands

126:14right in front of dudes and maybe backs up slightly or moves to the side but he's just so knowledgeable when it comes to boxing and he has such a deep understanding of where to be at the right time and where the punches can come from the left comes from here that means the right's coming this way and he's nowhere near that he's over here and that means after the right look at like what can you stand in front of him you when you you watch him the way he's able to like slide out of the way of I mean dudes just don't hit him very often he's been hit least or less than any world champion that's had 49 fights I would say that he probably has the most successful defensive career in the history of boxing he's I mean he's literally been tagged hard maybe five six times in his entire career and he stands in front of some of the best fighters in the world like Canelo

127:07Alvarez I mean Canelo was younger then it was a few years ago and Canelo wasn't as good as he is now but he just stands right in front of guys and Pops him in the face and just understands how to move like that kind of like when you watching this highlight reel you're watching a MCH Master like young Fighters they should they should watch his defensive movements and abilities I think almost above all others except now this new guy vasili lomachenko who I think is Rivals anybody that's ever lived in terms of his movement his ability to move and his his positioning and footwork I think he's as good as it's ever been but you know he has only got like nine professional fights or something like that he does just hasn't really look look at this Oscar De La Hoya is standing right in front of him and he can't hit he's throwing all these punches look at that M Juan

127:54Marquez he pops him and just whoop slides right out of the way sorry not here and unbelievable work ethic like Floyd Mar will go to a club go to a nightclub in Vegas hang out drink water hang out with everybody get all the accolades ladies and gentlemen Floyd M Mayweather's in the house everybody goes crazy light some $100 bills then you know what he does people will drive his Rolls-Royce and he'll run he'll run the Vegas Strip run miles and then go to the gym 3:00 in the morning and do 15 rounds in the heavy bag he's an animal I mean his his work ethic and his mind and his determination and focus and I guarantee you man if he's getting ready for for Floyd Mayweather is's getting ready for um Conor McGregor he's going to be in tip top shape again man he's not he's never gonna like come in slipping it's gonna be fun but why has he got to be so such a dick yeah cuz

128:47that's how you made all that money it's cuz what we were talking about before like what it like the show business the show business aspect of it is having PE like he used to be Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather that's what they used to call him but he wasn't really making any money you know he became Rich when he became Floyd Money Mayweather when he started talking all this and then people wanted him to get his ass kicked and he wasn't getting his ass kicked like people are paying to see him not necessarily because they like him they're paying to see him because they want to see him get up because he's a huge star and he became a huge Star by with people talking a lot of talking about how great he is showing all of his watches and all his jewelry and all he's got this crazy house in Vegas and you know I mean it's the it's really the controversy like domestic violence dude went to jail for

129:31beating up girls you know like there's a lot of controversy involved in him and that's one of the reasons why people wanted to see him fight they wanted to see him lose uhuh and he didn't lose he went all the way to the bank I mean he tied Rocky Marciano's record for having the most successful fights ever 49-0 as a champion it's unheard of unheard of and Rocky Marciano's record is a little because Rocky Marciano Italians right now are going crazy what the are you saying Rocky's the best it's pretty much agreed that Rocky Marciano fought his brother in at least one fight early in his career so it was like a fake fight pull that up see if you if that's been that's been validated I'm pretty sure I've read that that Rocky Marciano had like a fixed fight with his brother like back in the day you know like a guy like Rocky Marciano was a murderous puncher it's probably like he

130:28would show up for a fight and people didn't want to fight him and like the people that paid to see him like what we going to do like yeah my brother will get in there so his brother gets in there and goes down to a body shot or something I don't know I don't know how it played out but we're lucky we're not in that business dude you think you have brain damage right you know from Tim Kennedy dropping you on your head how about just getting thudded in the head by some of the best fighters in the world yeah I think I'm in pretty good shape with all that you seem fine yeah thanks man look Anthony Rumble Johnson who's one of the best fighters in the world just retired and he did an interview recently and uh today the interview came out where he said brain damage is a big concern and he's a guy who gives everybody brain damage have you ever see Rumble fight

131:11the most terrifying knockout artist in MMA in my opinion and he retired because he's worried about someone doing that to him he's like I don't I don't want brain damage he's like I want I want other things in my life it's also interesting because he's one of the best fighters in the world and he said I'm not really a fighter because I'm an athlete who's really good at fighting which I thought was fascinating because it shows so much awareness it shows what a smart guy he is that he's really kind of aware of who he is yeah dude so Anaheim you're there I'm down suy it's a good one too I hope nobody up before the fight they almost got in a brawl this past weekend you should check out that show the the the her business this past weekend Daniel Cormier hit Jones in the face with a water bottle at a press conference I saw that on TMZ and John tried to Chuck one at him and they

131:56almost brawled and people the water bottles at the press conferences well they now they drain the Monster Energy cans so when you see those Monster energy drinks that are sitting there on the the de those are fake they're real Monster energy drinks but they have to drink them all or empty them out before they get up there right they so exciting oh it's so exciting and just the this Jon Jones that was so interesting that that uh press conference where Jon Jones is talking all positive like no I want to show that you can get back on your feet and you know this and then Cormier says wait hold on a second you backstage you told me I'm the biggest you ever saw yeah and then they yeah that was fascinating the way that played out well John is starting to come clean now starting to be more of himself this past weekend they had a press conference and he said that he was doing

132:44cocaine all weekend long before he beat him well Daniel Cormier said Daniel was talking all the is this fight even going to happen who knows if John gets caught doing cocaine or sand blasting a prostitute what is sand blasting a prostit I but it's hilarious it's a hilarious term Daniel's funny man I did commentary with him this past weekend he's a funny he's a funny dude man F I saw that on your IG story yeah yeah yeah and so anyway when John said that I beat you after I did cocaine for a weekend everybody was like oh it's like I like that John is being himself that's that's that's that'll serve him better than all this fake right fake like I'm just a good guy and I want to be uplifting yeah well he does want to be uplifting too but when it comes to like actual fighting he's a straightup killer Jon Jones is a killer that's I mean you don't get to be

133:40the youngest ever UFC champion if you're not a killer he got he showed up he fought Mauricio Shogun Hua in his UFC title fight who is like a legend in Brazil his opening move was a flying knee he threw a flying knee on Mauricio Shogun haa that is just crazy I mean you have to be such a gangster to even think about doing that to a guy like she not feel feeling him out he just leaped in and threw a flying knee at shogun's face and caught him and beat his ass and stopped him when he was like 22 won the world title it was it was bananas you know JN was something special and still is but it's going to you know it's going to be a wrong long tough fight with him and Cormier this time I think it's GNA be fun I can't wait dude you're gonna be there I can't wait yeah I just hope the card doesn't fall apart you know cards fall apart it's so hard to get through a camp

134:31without getting injured like we're in danger of losing TJ Dillashaw versus uh Cody garbrandt for the bantamweight title Cody garbrandt Cody garbrandt right now is in Germany getting uh some done to his back he's uh he's getting regenicin done on his back to deal with a bulging dis that's been B after that last fight where like um I followed him on Twitter Cody and then he followed me back cool that's dope such a strikingly handsome guy very handsome beautiful man bad too yeah bad mother that was a great that was the best fight of that night Dominick Cruz am and Dominic Cruz yeah well not only that but I mean he's fighting a guy who was consensus top two or three pound-for-pound fighter in the world in Dominic Cruz and he still lit him up yeah that's a big fight and and the bravado yeah oh yeah fun to watch oh yeah he was break dancing and improvising after he dropped him and

135:24knocked him down he was like posing right he could have finished him but he was I don't know about that I don't know about that I mean if he thought he could have finished him he would have tried to finish him he realized that Dom was hurt and stunned he wanted to humiliate him he wanted to with his head because Dom Dominic Cruz's whole game a big part of it was getting inside your head be with the wrong guy because Cody grew up getting with so like you you start with him he's like oh I'm home here like I like with people come on with me I'll with you like if you want to be like reasonable and respectful he'll be respectful Cody will be respectful but if you want to talk to him oh he's a black belt and talking so it's like Dominick Cruz just kind of bit off more than he could chew when he came to the talking and really fired Cody up so when Cody dropped him and then

136:09started posing him like then Dominic has to kind of get it back and he couldn't get it back so he got kind of a little bit out of his uh you know his comfort level it's it's a fascinating aspect of fighting the the trash talking in the mental Warfare yeah you know there's a lot to it don't don't ever do that dude don't ever let anybody talk you into doing that I know Johnny Knoxville he h did that boxing match with butter bean that was so hard to watch it was terrible how bad was he up after that fight uh that's not the worst for Knoxville what is he doing these days right now he's filming a movie in South Africa based on a true story about an amusement park in New Jersey called Action Park which was notoriously the most dangerous uh amusement park like lots of people died on their rides there was so everybody that worked there was intoxicated and up while they

137:05were working and they called it class action park and like uh and so he's making a comedy movie about the guy who who ran that Park and it's set in New Jersey but they're filming it in South Africa cuz they're filming a lot of in South Africa so cheap to film in South Africa so they're building a whole thing Russell Peters just got back from South Africa he was filming a a new show for Netflix called the Indian detective and he's filming in South Africa I think for the same reasons they just film a lot of stuff in South Africa now because of that so cheap there really yeah I remember being there when we went out there for wild boys is it dangerous uh Johannesburg is the car jacking capital of the world whoa which we thought was hilarious we were jacking off in cars the whole time shacking capital of the world it was New Jersey wasn't there like a a movie on

138:00that like drive wasn't there a movie about carjacking in Camden I feel like Camden New Jersey but they what do they say uh Cape Town is a first world city and a third world country I think is how they oh that makes sense so uh and Johannesburg is more sburg I think is a little gnarlier that's more kind of Lebanon kind of deal oh yeah I mean I don't know that was the impression I got it was it it was creepier I want to go to Africa but I'm scared of malaria so funny I used to uh dump out my malaria pills and fill up the bottle with Xanax what yeah you weren't worried about malaria no Co because the malaria pills give you like terrible nightmares or yeah I heard you get crazy hallucinations yeah like I didn't like the experience in malaria pillow sh what did it do for you gave you nightmares yeah it gave me up nightmares if I if I remember right I I didn't and I

138:59was like oh well I can bring tons of pills and just put them in the wrong bottle and if you get malaria then what I don't know that another thing man that that uh when I was a kid at the American School in London like in eighth grade we went on a field trip to Egypt and um they told us they said say said don't drink the water don't like uh even if you order a soda don't let them give you ice cubes to pour because the you'll get so sick from the water and uh we took it seriously but then um we were eating outside this restaurant on U on the River Nile here's this Egyptian dude watched him dunk a toothbrush in the River Nile he's sitting there brushing his teeth and I was thinking well if the tap water's so bad then what's the River Nile it's got to got to be insane but I remember and I was 13 and I thought well if that guy came if that guy went to America that guy went

139:51to England the toothbrush dude he'd probably get sick drinking the water where I live you know I mean I don't know it's like whatever your exposure that this guy's built up his immune system he can do that right and I remember thinking so probably the the best thing you could do would be to travel the whole world and drink tap water like crazy everywhere you go that'd be the way to build up your immune system and and then ultimately that's what what we did wild boys we went to every goddamn continent except Antarctica and I drank the first thing I did from the airport check in the hotel room and I would put down my bag and I'd brush my teeth you know you brush your teeth and you can rinse it out and then you think and and I'd be put my head under the tap and just Gul Gul Gul and drink a ton of tap water I did that all over all over Africa Asia South America everywhere I drank tap water

140:40like a um I had a little bit of diarrhea in Kenya but but I don't think I don't think that that was a that big of a deal and I think that that uh that that my theory was was uh sound I think I think I think I like how you experiment on yourself it's not like you brought somebody with you Mike drink the water right no dude like that's my yeah that's why I don't understand germaphobes and like that like uh you live in an incubator that's how you get sick you know you want to like uh I don't get nervous about shaking people's hands or like that that that's keeping your immune system on its toes yeah no of course of a weekend I'll shake hundreds of people's hands you know at a comedy show especially if I have a meet and greet after the show which uh I didn't do in Dallas this past weekend but for people that are asking I can't the size of that crowd was

141:34unbelievable 6,000 people I can't do it that congratulations that was cool thank you it was fun awesome that was I just saw I saw this morning on your uh tour I'm jealous of your tour schedule to go like three days and then I'm home for that's how I do it I can't do it any I have kids you know I don't want to do it any other way I do two days out come back B Berke Ker's schedule oh he's crazy is hilarious well Bert ker would go and do things on the road for months at a time you know yeah for the entire year the guy's never h well for his television show it was real bad but he's not doing that television show anymore which I think is great because it allows him to concentrate on his standup which is right another thing that's like that was kind of his Honeypot was the his Travel Channel show whereas it was kind of Taken away from a standup but now a standup is blowing up because he's

142:23really focusing on it he's doing it a lot touring a lot and now people are getting a chance and it's it's tighter too like you see him on stage it's super tight because he's performing a lot or he would go a long time without performing because he'd be you know doing all this crazy on the road right which he enjoyed you know it's so I I love him too like I did his podcast and we had we had a blast and and he really encouraged me he's like uh ah man go to the store go to the store I've been going to the store a lot and and and I he he encouraged me to do that that's awesome I just think it's funny how you say that uh his standup suffered because of the Travel Channel show but now he's on the road like every day out of the year like where does his family fit in you know you well he's not really I mean he's home during the weekdays a lot it's weekends well yeah but he's on

143:10the comedy club grind so that means you but that's at night the way it works with me my kids are asleep by the time I leave the house cuz my sets at The Comedy Store are always like 10:15 I put my my kids to bed at 8 and then I'll go over my material real quick and head out the door and then you know it's like I have another life you know I have the nighttime life it's it's doable it's doable but the travel's a grind man it's it's so bad for your body I'm not touring as much as I as I did the last few now I'm like week on week off you know yeah week on week off week on week off is a way to do it two weekends out of the month is is enough it's more than enough cuz like if I come home like yesterday I was wrecked when I come home just just for the weekend of traveling and then the flight and it's not a long flight Dallas is only like 2 and 1 half hours or something it's

143:58nothing yeah when you get home and you're like oh just it's so dragging but what you got to do is work out that's the key when you get home from something like that go on a hike do something to get your metabolism pumped up and then you'll feel normal it's the only way to feel normal if you feel jet lagged a lot of people just like to lay around do nothing right you can't do that you got to you got to Kickstart your body you just got to blow out all the carbon yeah going meditate too man that'll help too that'll help too can't worry about people with you stea I know dude thanks for setting me straight like that no problem now I feel I I find myself why the did I talk about hooker so much you didn't I know I mean whatever this the hooker stories were so ancient I don't even care it's just that I have a girlfriend now and you know I'm really she's just a wonderful wonderful

144:46person and I'd hate for i' hate for I'd hate for her tab be negative negatively impacted I'm not saying anything who cares I'll go and tell her hey I told some old hooker stories you know like who cares just sensitive but then um yeah I want same reason why you like to snuggle you're a good guy I really want to be good to my girl you know and and I really I really uh care about being good to my girls so so that's kind of in my head and then um and I'm like why the that you know I'm like I don't want to Lynch Alam magical but then kind of you know I mean I told the story objectively like of what happened and and I do like wna just I just want to say don't be a dick to Alam madal you guy he he gets in his own way with that stuff you get in his own way but God he's a talented guy watch his special give him give him love and uh Allan I been friends since he

145:36first started doing standup I worked with him in the late 90s at cobs in San Francisco if anybody's listening and they're like you know maybe just throw throw out a tweet and say hey steo send his love sends his love I really do I genuinely do good for you dude good for you uh where can people see you they want to go see you my next gig is uh in Salt Lake City Wise Guys oh that's a great Club I wonder if yeah dude it's going to be my sixth time there I I love it if if if I'm in the one of the the Green Valley is it called or I don't know which one I'm I'm in one of them too I don't know which one I'm out either I'm there in July Salt Lake City I love that Salt Lake City is a great place people have it all goofy in their head Salt Lake City well they they have it they have it in their head that Salt Lake City is like uh stuck up Mormons but the people that come out to

146:28the comedy clubs the people that are tired of the Mormons sure they're fun or the people that are Mormons that could take a joke I've done so I've done so phenomenally well there I mean I really think I've been there five times and I think I'm going back for my sixth time Joey Diaz is the first person to tell me he's like Joe Rogan you got to get down that Salt Lake City he goes those are starving they're starving for comedy I love it yeah awes and and what what the else after that I'm not even I I can't my everything's at sto.com sto.com yeah all right excited I'm filming a cameo for this uh movie on Netflix called game over man what is it I don't know but uh I think it's Seth Rogan producing it oh cool it's Netflix original movie isn't it interesting that Netflix is doing all these original movies now too like you keeps seeing all these original where the are they coming up I was

147:14talking to Bill Burr about how they're giving away so much millions of of uh of dollars to comedians for it's great bber was was was cracking up he's like what a good time to get into comedy yeah it is it's a very good time right yeah all right well thanks brother thanks for another fun podcast great time I appreciate you greatly I appreciate you too brother well thank you dude all right we'll be back tomorrow with Graham Hancock Michael Shermer and Randall Carlson it's the big epic debate about uh asteroidal impacts and the end of the Ice Age and all that crazy should be a lot of fun that's tomorrow 1:30 PM Pacific see you yeah dear