Joey Diaz & Lee Syatt

00:00hello ladies and gentlemen we're here with Lee sayat and Joe Diaz my name is Joe Rogan and I host a podcast called The Experience dude uh this poster you just brought me in Joey Diaz just brought me in one of the dopest things I've ever seen in my life it is a a poster with Leonard skinnard and the Rolling Stones and we were talking about this on the way in here neb worth Festival from 1976 America's Confederate rockers Leonard skinnard and then underneath it it says along with the best rock and roll band in the world Britain's own Rolling Stones which is kind of weird because you got one band that's the headliner they're the biggest picture and then it says the other band's the best band in the world then how high are we no it's just they didn't know they didn't know they had no idea this the power that these guys were bringing over they had been on the road opening up for Ted

00:56Ted was a Powerhouse in 76 Ted nen oh Cat Scratch Fever oh you know the freefor all cat scratch fever and then the live album strangle strangle hole no nobody was messing with that he was hunting he was eating what he hunted nobody had heard these things he was hunting with some shitty ass equipment too they had like old school archery bows back then like recurves and like real shitty compound bows did he have like the whole compound then with like the animals and like the fers his family has had property in Michigan for he's got a couple places he's got one place in Florida and he's got one place in Michigan and they're both like these gigantic private hunting grounds he just took he didn't do any Coke he just took all his money and he bought a you know just a giant chunk of land and then he's got one in Texas now no booze no cigarettes no nothing he

01:49doesn't do any of that he doesn't party at all no I think he drinks a little wine he's crazy but it's like when those guys try to debate him like did you ever see Ted nett versus uh Pierce Morgan no on gun control no he lit him up like a Christmas tree cuz Pierce Morgan didn't have all Pierce Morgan is like you know he he's a proper sounding British guy but like when it gets to the Red Line when it gets the red line of arguments he falls apart like Ben Shapiro ate him up and Ted nit ate him up a lot of the conservative guys that are like really slick smooth talkers they can eat them up when they get into the the really like High revs of the conversation because he didn't understand that a lot of the gun deaths is also bad guys that are shot by guns like people that are shot by cops like all that stuff has sort of calculated it in like he didn't understand he didn't have all his his

02:43facts in order so if you're arguing with a guy like n Who does these kind of arguments with people like gun control arguments he's got like his words down to a t he's done a couple of these did one of them in a gun store they were in a gun store play it yeah sure go ahead play some of it it's hilarious I'm on a rock and roll stage I just saw sang a song about feisty I mean you got to be kidding me on a rock did you ever see Richard prior live how about Sam kennerson how about Lenny Bruce I'm one of them get over it that's some funny for a man who is a who is a patriot who purports to love his country that was quite shocking disrespect let me put it in official CNN Pierce Morgan interview term shall I yes my limey friend yes anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead anybody that wants to make me unarmed and helpless people that want to literally create the

03:37proven places where more Innocents are killed called gun-free zones we're going to beat you we're going to vote you out of office or suck on my machine gun you can take it whichever way much as I'd love to suck on your machine gun the whole point the whole point of your defense is that a lot of people do drop dead precisely because you are armed of a teeth and you'd like everybody else to be not true at all write this down see you're so rich you write this down 80 people a day die in America from gunshot and 75 of them to 78 of them statistics by The Uniform Crime Report by the FBI and the UN and the UN study on violent crime 78 of those 80 are let out of their cages by corrupt judges and prosecutors who know that recidivism is out of control know that they'll commit the crimes again and they let them walk through plea bargaining early release and program kiss my ass you have the

04:30most armed citizens in America you have the lowest violent crime rate where you have the the worst gun control you have the highest crime rate peers choose one do you want a lot of crime we have it gun-free zones do you want less crime we have that more people with concealed weapons permit why do you guys resist that statistic do say you guys it's you guys unless you're playing The Devil's Advocate I can play any Advocate I like you're doing job you're playing the idiot advocate here more guns was less crime period let me unless I'm wrong and I don't want to kiss kiss your ass at this point if you don't mind um unless I'm wrong with your argument well you're basically saying that you know 90% of the gun crime comes from people let out of prison 96% but go ahead but they still have to get access to Firearms if you had your way there would be 10 times

05:20as many Firearms right you want everyone in America to run a gun not at all I've never said that and I got to tell you and you what is your position and I hope you don't edit this out whenever I've done interviews with guys that are inclined to be anti-gun they always go well n you wants everybody to have a machine gun Nan wants all the deer dead what does Nim want not even close what do you want what I want is the Second Amendment We the People free individuals to have the right to keep and bear arms for self-defense fine fault with that shut him down he's too good at that the the the argument is just is too weird it's just a weird argument I see both sides of it if nobody had guns if there's no guns nobody getting shot but I think people would be like machete in people more and they do something they do something so they're you're they're saying 75 out of 80 gun deaths

06:13are criminals and like bad people I don't know what the real numbers are you know but that's what he was saying in that argument he was saying something along those lines yeah the people that guy and when we talk about people that die in gun deaths a lot of the people that die in gun deaths are cons ex-cons people out of jail people have already committed violent crimes in her life which makes sense most of the violent shit's going to be happened by people with a History of Violence well it's crazy the the penalty you get for like a a ex felon with a gun like Gucci man just get out after two years this other guy has been in PR like you can go to prison for like seven years like there's a guy who said he's Prince's son he's in prison for seven years and he had he was a felon in possession of a handgun let me ask you this when it's a guy like Gucci man who's a big- Time public

06:56character right he's a famous guy got ice cream tattooed on his face he's crazy right when a guy like Gucci gets caught for something like that do you think they make an example out of him do you think that they take that guy well in New York they have you already have that law the whatever law that if you get caught with a firearm you do two years just period period I don't know exactly what the parameters of the law are the Brady Law or something you do two years you don't even go to court it's 2 years automatically if you get caught with a gun without a permit I don't know exactly right the parameters uh you know does that keep people from doing crimes what's that that two years that carrying a gun for two years in New York yes and no yes and no right yes and no some people carry a gun and all a sudden they go you know what I'm not going to what I do for a living whatever

07:47I don't know you know it's like you're saying Gucci man right now he's a high-profile guy you know you're out at night you see some crazy at night there's times I'm driving after 1 I'm like I should Carri the gun tonight you know just in case just in case you never know I don't know if look we were just talking about when you came in about Denver and Texas like the make my day law I know people have moved to Colorado for that law you know put put that YouTube did you ever see did you ever see the video of Sunny Liston pulling a gun have you ever seen that before never before no Tony told me about it yeah hinchliff told me about it when we were at the ice house and I was like you got to be kidding me there's a video of this play that we'll play both of them I want to he today we're going to just play some I want to hear the redneck so he was apparently like screaming at

08:40Ali everywhere he went and Sunny Liston was just tired of his all over I tot you I'm want tot you you crazy I want tot you do you fight me the whole situation finally came to a head when clay approached list at the desert in in Las Vegas where the champ shooting craps and Los was in no mood to be hared by the mouth from the south drawing a gun Sunny fired frightening his young Tormentor into a hasty Retreat the gun was filled with blanks holy come on son that is one of the craziest things you're ever going to see in your life he pulled a gun out on Ali in the middle of a casino in the middle of a casino shot it in the air and then said look it's just blanks no big deal wanted to go back to his crap game like dude what kind of environment did that dude grow up in dog I used to know a lot of people that would carry starter pistols and in the 70s just to get the out of there

09:44they would carry those type of pistols cuz you never know but what happens if the other guy has a real one then you're you're dead then you're then you're but that Sunny Liston thing was so crazy with first of all how casually he did that he did so casually and then how he shot his jacket to let everybody know it's just blanks like come on relax like no big deal let's just go back to the game right like he just went back to the game he didn't go I got to get the out of here right now before TMZ shows up do let me tell you something nobody runs quicker when they hear gunshots to black people they they react they react exactly they know what time it is and they hear that look at him he just shoots it in the end they all run out it just shows you like Ali was so crazy but then didn't Ali shoot a gun at Frasier in Africa did he somebody shot somebody in Africa not shot but pulled

10:42up to the hotel with a gun in Africa whether it was uh Foreman or Frasier somebody when Ali was in this hotel room they went over it was Frasier was it Frasier went over there with a gun and pointed it up at the building and and yeah some either or or something crazy like that God dudes were just putting guns on each other back then people weren't ready for Ali in the 60s when he start playing with you head like that they just weren't ready for him he was just to look at him he's still tormenting them in the casino still tormenting them in the casino i l the megaphone out of the bus window yeah exactly and that was in front of his house he pulled up on his lawn yeah he tormented that's what he was doing the bus say like champ best box in the world or something crazy I know like I'm telling you man I think uh McGregor takes it to a very high level but you got to go back and look at

11:36the old Ali stuff maybe sometimes I forgot how how good it was cuz nobody had been like that before him he showed up with the gorilla face and he insulted Joe frasia what does it say the most colorful fighter yeah world's most colorful Cashes Clay the world's most colorful fighter and this was back before he'd even Chang his name Cashes Clay wow it's crazy man it's crazy that that was in our parents' Lifetime and it seems like a different world what your parents lifetime I'm an old man dog I still remember fighting him for Asia I still remember being a little kid going home living in New York City what year was that what year was um Sunny Liston I want to say that was when I was a baby like I was 67 like it's 1967 or something I don't know when did he win the title what year was it when he beat Sunny Lon yeah now Sonny Liston was crazy he's the one that they didn't even know

12:37how old he really was no no one knew how old he he could have been 90 he could have been 30 he's like a Cuban dude the first fight was in 64 second was 65 64 so I wasn't even born yet so it was three years before I was born and um that was a different world man it's a different world you watching that video you're like wow like America was just a different place so when Cashes Clay was fighting the all of the country would just stop like everyone in everywhere would just watch the fight well I remember when I was a kid I was um lived in San Francisco and my parents went we went way out of our way to make sure that we watched TV because Sunny Liston and Muhammad Ali not Sunny Liston um Leon Spinx and Muhammad Ali were having the rematch and the rematch was a big thing to everybody because Muhammad Ali was such a hero he was so much more than just a fighter especially then because

13:29CU he had gone over the three years of not fought because he didn't want to go to Vietnam what year was that Leon 2 and Muhammad Ali is in the early 7s I want to say um Leon had no teeth yeah Leon had no teeth Michael was the one that fought yeah Tyson that Tyson knocked out in Atlantic City yes right yes that's Michael Spinx Michael Spinx was the the Jinx he was the former light heavyweight champion he was a light heavyweight champ for many years he was a really good light heavyweight really good boxer very smart and beat Larry Holmes for the heavyweight title but he really wasn't a heavyweight you know he beat Larry Holmes when Larry Holmes couldn't pull the trigger anymore and you know Michael just was real slick real smart he wasn't dangerous enough to like threaten homes like to try to knock him out but Larry just didn't have it in the tank like he

14:18did later in life it was a controversial decision anyway but anyway he beat Larry and so he became the champ I guess it was like ibf champ or something like that I don't even remember and then Tyson just merked them merked them oh was awful that's the difference between a real heavyweight and a light heavyweight like there's just a difference in frame like nobody had ever done that to Michael Spinx Michael Spinx was so good he had a nasty right hand dude he was dudes up at like heavyweight but he was also had had a long career fought a lot of really tough guys and then you know gets to gets the money fight the night that he that Tyson knocked the mountain record time yeah I was never so pissed off in my life cuz I was robbing a drug deal and he left the house to go to watch the fight at somebody's house so here I am case in the joint he leaves 10 minutes before the

15:09fight I'm still crawling through the window fighting the dog off and all of a sudden I hear cars I get in my car I got the Coke but all I see him coming back and he calls me like an hour later somebody robbed my house what are you talking about oh God I went I came back early because he knocked him out in 13 SEC 13 seconds what the I'll never I'm bow to Colorado on MacArthur Lane I was casing the out those are the days where do you remember the the closed circuit days yeah we used to watch fights at movie theaters really yeah it was a big thing yeah You' get your friends would get together and we would go we'd all go to a movie theater and we'd watch a fight on like closed circuit or they'd even have it at the Boston Garden I used to go to the track oh yeah in the metal lands and that's where I saw your boy the Detroit Hitman Tommy Hearns fight some like a great fight like I don't

16:03know if it was Duran or Leonard Duran he merked dur but he fought somebody and we watched it on the track on a Monday night you ever see that knockout that Hearns have you seen it recently the Hearns dur pull that up Tommy Hearns man was such a freak of nature because he was so tall and long man and he had muscle like he wasn't just tall and long he was tall and long but he was strong and if he caught you at the end of that right hand I mean it was one of the most devastating punches in all boxing which is why it was so crazy that hagger was able to just walk right through him Haggler just walked right through him man Haggler could just take it like nobody else I mean Haggler had like nasty power but one of the things that was most impressive about Haggler was you could just hit him with anything him and dur had a great fight H Durant had a great fight in ' 84 that was a great

16:57great great fight seemed like Haggler really respected Duran in that fight and really didn't take it to him he knew how dangerous Duran was Duran was a still a real sneaky boxer this after he had beaten Dave Moore but see Hearn just had this distance man and he could Duran up at distance he would just like come in with that whip of a punch God damn dude they don't even look like they're in the same way close oh there's a right hand that drops him oh oh they really weren't Duran started off his career as a 135 pounder then moved up to 147 and I don't know what this fight this prob fight was probably 154 if I had to guess F find out what uh this fight was at what weight class cuz he fought as high as middleweight when he fought Haggler it was at middleweight he was fighting guys at some pretty heavy weights both were what 15 154 yeah so that's light light middle

18:00or super welterweight depending on what organization calls it but yeah D Duran was like 20 pounds over his ideal fighting weight his ideal fighting weight was lightweight he wasn't a big framed guy like these guys but he still was skillful enough to hang in with them for the most part but Hearns merked yeah there it is right there that's the Merk shot that's one they don't even count for when you get hit like that they don't even bother counting so let me ask you something how do you feel about guns right now at this point in your life with a family and and and what's going on in your life how do you feel about guns this is the real problem with guns the same problem with everything else people are stupid there are a bunch of people that are stupid now if you had to ask me do I think that everybody in this room do I think that they are responsible enough to handle a firearm

18:57and own a firearm yes absolutely everybody in this room is I believe so but is it everybody in the world no but who can decide well that's the point in the whole law the whole point of the law is you can't let some tyrannical dictator decide who can and can't be armed CU at the end of the day what we really have to worry about as much as crime so you have to worry about the government turning into crime because the governments of of Nations all over the world have the people over and done that people don't want imprisoned them enslaved them are we supposed to ignore that are we supposed to pretend we're past that we're past that completely people never be like that again an armed militia is in the possibility that it all goes wrong that's what it's for it's not it's not for when everything's going right it's for when it all goes wrong to deny the possibility that it could all go

19:48wrong to me you're lying you're lying you're pretending we're better than we are cuz you look all over the world there's war everywhere there's war everywhere in the world there's murder everywhere in the world there's robbery and thievery everywhere in the world there's not equal it's not equal with the amount of chances people have it's not equal the amount of uh the time you do in jail if you get caught for things there's all sorts of inequalities and all sorts of real problems in the world and to deny to say that we've reached some utopian place where you don't have to worry about the government turning into a tyranny no I don't think it's I don't think the government right now is a tyranny I don't think they're controlling us I don't think they're doing anything unbelievably oppressive I think they respond to in a certain extent to the amount of pressure that people put on

20:35them and when people say things like that we don't want to go into Syria remember that Syria thing OB Bama on TV we're like this no one wants to go to Syria they're like he's back on the Syria he's back on the Syria at the end of the day people that are used to going to war like to go to war they make a lot of money doing it and you have to be aware of that kind of you got to be aware of people trying to force you into things you got to think about Kent State man that was in our lifetime you know the during the Vietnam war they shot kids that were protesting they shot them on the college campus for doing nothing but protesting that wasn't that long ago man it's not that long ago I'm not advocating that this should be some Uprising and people should pull guns but I'm I am saying you can't just have one group of people running other groups of people with no recour with with no the the

21:31people don't have any ability to stop them so the people in power we just have to trust that they're going to be good that's crazy why would you do that they're just people and people if you give them too much power they almost always it they almost always abuse the out of it it's very rare that someone gets into a position of power and all of a sudden does wonderful selfless things for the world they do weird things they have weird people that get paid off they have subsidies for like oil and corn and greasy dealings with private prisons like there's a lot of weird going on in power so to say that we're just oh everything's going to be fine we don't need guns in in England we have guns and we're fine you still have a queen you you're still in some weird quasi Imperial State the scariest thing though is like if you go on Facebook and and you scroll through there's video after video of

22:30people fight like that's the biggest thing that was world star and just people fighting yeah well it scares me for all these people to have guns like that's true too it's to to be honest like with all the road rage happening like that guy a few months ago got pulled out of his car on like Hollywood Boulevard or something gun to to be on the offensive I want a gun to be on the offensive right I want a gun in case last night him and I were talking till 12:30 at night on my side street three cops three uh a guy kept circling God you know after half hour a cop came by because somebody actually called a part of cops and said there's two guys standing out there look you criminal looking no we're out there just telling stories after The Comedy Store yeah I know what it is and uh for a minute there when that white car came around the second time I thought I needed a gun I don't know what

23:21people are thinking no more you don't know what people are thinking you could Zig when you could have zagged and you could run into someone who's out of there mind and you never know yeah I mean I'm not an advocate of being armed all the time that's not what I'm saying what I'm saying is you can't let the government tell you whether or not you can have a weapon it's just not doesn't make sense well for years I had the felony I still have the Felon and the government tells me I can't have a pistol now my crime was with a pistol all right that they go off no but there was a potential for violence there's always always a potential for violence in my heart and in my mind I did a probationary period already that was uh 19987 I did a probationary period again more than the probationary period I feel in my heart right now I'm capable of carrying a gun as much as I hate it I

24:16hate those things because I know what they bring you know what I'm saying I know what they bring to some people they not going to bring it to me cuz I'm not young and stupid anymore do you understand me I really wanted to protect my daughter I really wanted to there's weird people doing every time you watch the news every time I watch the news and I see something stupid what happened in Houston yesterday you see that yesterday no some Soldier snapped no four tours in Afghanistan and he got some machine gun he shot somebody at the gas station there was so many bullets that the gas station blew up in a suburb in Houston the cops were in this you got to see the cop cars it was like heat remember those cars with the windshields and so did you get in a a road rage with somebody no no no no no he just went into a gas station shot a customer and from there the party started walk down

25:04the street shooting uh one dead six injured you know shot up 30 cars in the middle of the street I'm walking to a movie with my daughter I'm minding my business leave instead of driving let's walk to the taco place today right that could happen that could happen I know this going in when I leave my house every morning I know this is possible and that's the messed up part because he has a gun he has the right to have a gun but if someone else in dead six injured randomly just at whoever you need that in your life now I'm not a sharp shooter but I could shoot him in the leg I believe in shooting him in the leg if I have a great cover I'm not looking to shoot the guy like the cops are GNA I mean you should have heard the tapes it's crazy and that's Texas too where everybody's armed but you know many people are not trained that's also big part of uh the problem brother let me tell you

25:57something you have no idea what happens to your body when you hear a gunshot 10 feet from you oh yeah you have no idea you have no I don't give a what that who I TR fought Chuck lell I know I know I know he knocked the out of you but you've never heard a gunshot go off as a machine gun you got to see people's faces you have to see you have to see people's faces and you hear that clip for real it ain't a movie this ain't no D Duff longren movie or what's the other guy that that played the mechanic it ain't one of these movies this is real St them you know and it just shoots you it just kills you that's why people freeze you're freeze you're going to shock people that are not used to that to play Bingo and they take their family for ice cream they don't need that yeah I I I I'm I'm petrified I live in fear as it is you know I was listening to this Ted podcast it was really interesting man

26:47they were talking about uh comaraderie and they were talking about the people that go to war together one of the things they all say is that uh their camaraderie and their love for each other is unlike any love or friendship that anybody else could ever possibly experience cuz it's so intense because it's like life or death every single day and that when the wars are over and they're back home and they're happy they're safe they're with their family and everything but they they look back and they go the best time of my life was being at War like that that's crazy what does that say about people about and I'm not this is not a judgment I'm not like not a moral judgment what does that say about people what I'm saying is what does that say about the way the brain works like how strange is it that people can get so excited about being in danger and the camaraderie that comes from

27:40being in danger It Like reawakens Us almost puts us in this like Primal state that we used to exist in and now instead of that worst case scenario some guy snaps and he's on the highway he starts shooting at people that's the that's kind of like worst case scenario that we all worry about but most people keep it together which is one of the most amazing things about being a person but we're the the experience is flat there's not enough excitement there's not enough happening there's not enough stimulation there's not enough creativity so you live a different life you live a different life you guys are podcasting and doing standup shows so there's all this out this outpouring of creativity you have all this uh room for expression but some people they just feel like compressed they feel like they've just they've got a bard board tied to their chest and to their back

28:30and every day someone pulls the strap on that board and that's every day and it's just boring as and when they deploy and they're over there and you know yeah they're going to miss their family yeah they're going to be risking their lives yeah all the all those things are 100% true but for them that experience was the best time of their life that's amazing we're strange no no no because you and I work in an office together you me Jamie and Lee work in an office together we go in every Monday we talk about the UFC and then an hour later it's back to stocks and bonds or whatever the we're doing and then we go away on Friday and that's it the same works for the people I did crimes with early on I still talk to those people because I went through a weird experience with them something that you don't do with most people something that and they accepted me who

29:24I'm from who I'm for and I I talked to this kid Timmy every day at 5: in the morning we talk he was the getaway driver when I robbed the jewelry store I have a loyalty to him we we had a light and the cops came by and the trunk opened up with the gold chains we both our pants it's you know it's something about that I always had the respect for the camaraderie what gets you through those first six years of Comedy when your life is yeah what the Gets You Through yeah what gets you through we were just talking about it right up when I call you and I go we're driving to Quincy tonight that waitress is there oh well how much you holding I got like 11 bucks Joey I got like nine dog we get a steak we'll buy a bag of weed how much fun you don't that's the best part of Comedy it's hard to believe right that's the best part of ComEd I don't give a when everybody tells you standing

30:19ovations selling tickets the part of Comedy you're going to remember is when you were with Brody Stevens in a car with Josh Wolf and I got Brody in the back tied up in in the back in the valve on I'm doing 100 with his car and he's yelling stop it normal people do not live like this every time I see Brody I give him a hug now because when I'm in that box on my mission to whever the BD land that's what I'm going to be thinking about how good of a time did I have when I had $3 in my pocket you read the Brother Sam book Brother Sam you know about Sam and yes Sam Kon his brother Bill wrote best part of that story the best part of that whole story that every time I see Carl I give them a hug because I could relate is when they talked about how broke they were and they would walk to the comy store to eat the fruit from the bar that the the bartender would chop up

31:11wow who admits that who admits that but you and I know that secret and it's the same thing man well there's a thing that that's happening too when you're going on those gigs where you don't know if this is going to be it's going to be successful not just the gig but this as a career like you you're not like I'm a comic I'm a comic you're like am I pulling this off like is this I got a gig now and I'm trying I'm I'm out here you know this like me and Fitz Simmons would do these gigs and we would both be like barely should be talking to people on stage barely I mean we're rookies man we were rookies and in Boston if you could string together 20 minutes they had so many rooms everybody was working it was crazy were you able to have fun during that time or was it fun unbelievable un F but I was like terrified it wasn't going to work out terrified that I was wasting my time I

32:08mean because it was a big chance I quit everything I knew delivering papers or something like that yeah I kept delivering papers but I quit teaching at Boston University and I quit uh teaching classes I said I don't want to do it I said I don't want a half asset and I'm not thinking about it the way I used to think about it when I was teaching before it was like it was uh it was life I was teaching life you I was teaching you know people kicking and punching it was like as important as life it was everything I was thinking constantly about techniques and and movements and strategies and constantly and so when I was teaching people I wanted people to be as into it as I was and if they weren't I really wasn't into it if they were I I like I had a bunch of students that I took up to like you know a pretty good level like a you know below black belt but pretty good level where they're

32:58getting really good and starting to win tournaments it was really exciting I was doing all this like from the time I was like 19 to 21 and um so teaching and competing at the same time and when I um first started doing comedy I was really I realized right away I was like I got to quit I got to quit everything I just got to do this so it was it was such a leap man every gig I was terrified I was like is this a stupid thing I'm doing like what am I why the do I think I'm funny why do I think I can get people to pay me to talk and I'd see the guys that were doing it in town the guys that were making it and it was just like they feel they felt just Out Of Reach just just Out Of Reach so you never KN you know and then you'd go and you do some gig in Maine and get heckled and eat dick bomb on stage and you go oh my God what else could I do if this doesn't work out what else could I do cuz

33:50there's nothing else you wanted to do no I would go home at night after a bombing and just cry and I'd Circle they used to just for last newspaper yeah and I go to the back section and had all the clubs state by state Alabama yeah and I would Circle the clubs at I'm going to show them someday I'm going to show them I'm going to do that Birmingham and I'm going to do the Seattle Underground and and one day you're there and you're like wow but it's so weird that there's so many things in life you could pay for you can't pay for love and you can't pay for camaraderie man there's something about a camarad a real comaraderie even like sometimes when you go to Jiu-Jitsu and this guy is on you and he Taps you at the end you get up and you hug him you go man that was great you sweating my face Jesus Christ I could smell the cheeseburger from last night and that's

34:43camaraderie you can't pay for that but it's weird that listen if you're running with people every day and they got your back I can't imagine that camaraderie that's real I'm not talking about what we're in a the camaraderie that we're talking about that this makes you understand like what the story about these guys that want to go back you know like the movie Hurt Locker you know but that was different cuz that guy was kind of addicted to dis disarming bombs Right the dude the other one the Clint Eastwood one American Sniper he kept going back and she couldn't figure it out why do you keep going why the do you won't shut the up cuz you won't shut the up and this kid I don't know what's going on let me go over at least kill people because then you feel can you imagine Joe Rogan like all your life you got thrown out of school you know you're your par

35:32mechanic you're lost but all of a sudden you realize you're good at taking lives you ever think of that you ever put yourself in that position when you're 18 years old 19 years old you're in Vietnam and you realize that you you're taking your first tour back to the United States now you finished your year but you survived the 11 that went over there's six of them left and you survived and in reality in God's eyes you got 18 Kills Nobody knows that as like a 19yearold now you go back to civilization and you got to get paid 10 bucks an hour the change to tires why do you think for years I kept selling Coke because nothing really can compare to that excitement excitement what this excitement of doing something you're not supposed to do I'm going to I'm going to go sit with my wife and drink mint julips with her family I could be killing right right now you know yeah you know you get that

36:31not only that you get a lot of love for doing that it's like you get love and respect from the people that you work with for doing your job correctly like for maning up but then out there when you're stabbing a and your dick is getting hard and your testosterone and your heart's beating then not D brother Bo it's like a shark when they get that taste of blood those 18 why do you think they ship you over there when why you think they want you when you're 18 go when you're 31 and try to go in you already got beliefs and that's what I think your central nervous system has already been set they can't get you to kill and forget but an 18y old H she free what's that the mar say five might in CU free free you know you can't I I thought about that can you imagine coming back here 25 and now you got to work at a bakery couldn't imagine good luck 1250 an hour and you get two weeks

37:25a year off meanwhile all you're dreaming about is putting makeup on in a tree with ropes with a machine gun and a gun and knives oh how much work do you think they put into readjusting guys those first re acclimating them back into society after after you don't want me to tell you the problems we have we don't we can't do it effectively it's like a guy getting out of prison after 20 years we we haven't figured out a way to do it effectively yet that there's no mishaps there's always going to be a small percentage four this guy in Houston yesterday did four tours how old was he Jamie four tours what the are you going to do in this United States that's going to give you that toour unless you go on stage even that's even that it's nothing in comparison you said earlier like how crazy our brains are it's crazy how different like when I was 18 it was 2007 like I was graduating high school

38:23so like Iraq and Afghanistan were blown it was right at that time and I had friends who went over but my like what you are saying is exciting would I would run away from that there's no part of me5 years old four tours oh my God yeah well you're a smart guy Lee no but there's smart people there there's like yeah oh my but it's just people that are willing to do the stuff that's more dangerous because it feels better cuz it feels like even though there's risk involved at least you feel charged up and Alive there's a it's a life of excitement versus a life of you know I why do you think people climb rocks they climb rocks because it's actually enjoyable climbing a rock no they climb a rock cuz it's scary and you don't know if you can make it you're pretty sure you're going to make it but there's a real risk that you get a hand spasm and you just fall for a long time until you splatter on

39:22the bottom when you watch someone crazy like Alex hanold right the guy with no ropes does it with no ropes we had him in the podcast he's a super nice guy real real interesting guy lives out of a van just travels around and climbs rocks he's an adrenaline junkie okay the climbing of the rock it's like I mean I guess it's kind of cool to be up high and it's sort of like a version of hiking for him cuz he can kind of make it but what's really going on is you you recognize that you're on the edge always and so even if you're not like your adrenaline's not flying you're not freaking out your heart's not pounding your heightened focus and sense is keenly aware that you're holding back a waterfall of adrenaline you're keeping it together and so you're a lot of times guys that are doing like crazy like tight RPP walking and stuff like that they're they're sort of addicted to trying to

40:17control what is this guy doing Jamie is oh is this parkour or something do something really scary here in about two seconds he's going land in a handstand no he's not oh oh my God oh my God this guy did he jumped and then did a handstand on the edge oh my God have you seen the videos of like the people on the hoverboards hoverboarding on like the tops of buildings that might have freaked me out more than the hoverboard cuz if guy was upside down and I watch my daughter do those things they don't always land perfect man Jesus Christ what the is going on in Russia what are they feeding these people them radioactive pigs from chob those ain't Russians those Russians oh they're Russians oh you heard Russian I heard Russian didn't you hear Russian sounded the Russian sounds my hands are sweaty I'm assuming it was Russian am I being racist it's not a race

41:20though Russ the only reason why Russian isn't a race is cuz they look like us right I mean they're totally not regular white people no no what does it say does it say it's Russian yeah it is Russia see Jesus Christ just assumed I'm pretty sure I heard some Russian sounds though yeah we're we're CRA people are crazy with the need the Juiced up need for those things like how do you feel don't you don't you like feel sad when someone's a comic and then they quit and then you see them kind of hanging around the comedy club they come back and hang around I haven't done stand up in 10 years you believe that I'm really happy now I don't to deal with the no more my family's getting raised correctly and okay that's great that's great I just listen man you're going to do things in life that you don't like and you and you uh recognize it you move on in La how many people have we met how

42:22many people are going to be Stars how many people went to Montreal and had sitcoms a lot and all of a sudden you don't see him no more you just don't see him and then one day you go to a town and you get a Facebook hey I had to come back cuz my uncle died and I'm doing a podcast can I do a guest spot and you're like nope nope you know I don't know who you are I mean I just don't know what's going on anymore the whole guest spot thing is a weird thing you know it's it's weird to ask people to come on a professional show if you're not a professional like I I get it like that's how people get better they do guest spots but that should be something that somebody asks you for it's you know like would you like to do a guest spot like that you know like check you out on stage in front of 3,000 people but to like ask to do that like because we all know like some Comics

43:12that are weird they'll like show up at your shows and ask to do guest Bots oh my God I didn't know you were here tonight yeah like I was just driving by really but you're back space I'm in Ontario off the thing and you didn't know I was here tonight you don't see my name out there I made a rule about two years ago I love comedians I know what it is to be a comic so I'll tell you what I do I know what it was like for me to feature and to need that $400 for rent and all a sudden you get a call the week before at the headline is bringing a feature I get it so I made a deal I won't bring a lot of features but I'm not doing guest spots and the word gets out it's so crazy the word really gets out when you don't do guest spots people won't show up to your shows no more that's interesting which I don't want them at where before they were showing up and they trying to get you

43:58doing they want to hang out in the green room and here's my philosophy on it if if you're so funny you wouldn't be here get go get on stage yeah well you onage and you know people come to the green rooms and they want to hang out and that's great I love seeing my old friends and stuff but I'm working right now and you're not working well not only that you you don't have to be on that show here's the thing like I when I was a kid and I was uh starting out I loved going to shows I still love going shows I don't have to be on stage to enjoy a show so if I go to a show then I'm like trying to get a guest spot on someone's show and I don't even know that person or barely know that person that's weird I never did that I don't know anybody who did that none of us did that you you either got asked or you just kept working you kept doing shows that were at your level until you got

44:47better that's just what everybody does like this guest bot thing like that is not how it works you can't just show up and get on in front of a couple thousand people I didn't have two gigs the other night I lied to you cuz I knew you were going to ask me to come up to the ice house but but I know you're working on y yeah but I don't care I want to have fun I don't want to disrupt nobody that's of you you know I sometimes I go to the ice house and there's 18 guys up before you and I go this isn't right this poor guy did us all a Justice and now are doing 20 in front of me you know and I go up there and do eight and he gets mad at me because I know what it's like to feel when I get to a club at 8 I'm ready to go steam's coming out of my nose I got to eat two stars to calm me down I already ate I worked out I'm fired up I got to wait through three Comics now

45:38the last 15 minutes I'm pacing back there like a animal you know I just want to get up there and do my thing and now I got to wait and it's not that it's just that some comedians come into a room to ruin the show I'm going blow this place up and they really blow away when I get down Thursday you work with the other two guys you get the niche you see who you're already working with and then some guy wants to come in Saturday like oh my God I didn't know you were in town can I do a guess it's not going to happen not especially Saturday cuz you got two shows yeah I got two shows especially Friday and it's like my heart goes out to you as a comic I know what it is to be a struggling comic but there's nothing going on here well who who does let guys do guets who does like there a lot of comedians National headliner just lets local guys do gaset I don't know and don't you have to worry

46:27about like putting on a good show like if you put on a guy who's terrible and they just ruin a show these people paid a lot of money for a show I let someone have a guest spot once and um this was a on a a show with like you one of those ice house type shows like 10 people on and he bombed so bad that it tanked the rest of the night cuz people had to sit through 10 minutes of like really clumsy shitty jokes like from someone who like barely does comedy you know I had to find out later and then then afterwards like the audience had a lowered expectation whereas before it'd be like Ian Edwards Tony henchcliffe Tom sagora smash smash smash and everybody would be experiencing that all night well there was this 10-minute Gap where it was just sludge just like really shitty ideas and just not done well and the audience went whoa like you could see them get super

47:19bummed out yeah especially when you're on a good show like that like I've been lucky enough to go the past few weeks to the store with Joey when it's really good shows it's fun but when there's like I went to a show once and there was a a magician on this on stage and it just I just I think of him because I know he hates it but it's so weird how important it is to build a good show and to build shows the comics who go well together it's you can't just have you can't just throw comedians up there and have a good show the problem is like people are friends with people that you know and then you know they you know you know them and they know you and hey man can I do one of those ice house shows yeah sure come on down do set I'll see and then you just go oh no what has happened here Jesus Christ and if you do that like this this guy like had written jokes that day and was doing

48:09them that night he had never done them before like they tried to do like a whole a long ass story but when that does happen the PE the audience feels like you them you know like people always say like why would I take the best comedians on the road with me like do wouldn't you want to like stand out front of the other comedians oh the audience feels like you them then like you made up for the fact you him by being really funny for the last hour and 10 minutes but you know you them for the first 20 minutes if you fill in the blank with the name of the comedians there's a bunch of crazy comedians that will open for other like National acts and they don't work anywhere else they just they they work as like opening acts for BigTime National acts who don't want to be like shown up on stage they don't want someone going on for him and being really funny but isn't that the point of the

49:00opener to to warm them up like that's why they have uh Studio warm-up people for TV shows cuz they want them to have good energy and warm to a degree there's a lot of comics that want you to warm them up to a degree that you really have to hold back a little bit because they're the star of the show they're so stupid well I rather we come from the school of thought we want everybody to be great because if the guy in front of me is great while I'm back there ticking watching this I'm going to come out throwing 92 mph if the gu's in front of me is laad it happened to me one time with you on the road we left the G set up the guy's energy was low I he sucked me in with it I went up there and bomb because of him because I didn't want to make him look it was so bad like I said I'm not going to do material now I just go up there and talk there's a bad thing that does happen

49:53when you watch really bad comedy like someone who's like real amateur level comedy something weird happens where you get confused as to what's funny what's not funny it's like it's almost like a smoke screen like one of them ink things that a squid shoots out like like you see someone on stage that's really new and really bad and just you got to get out of the room it's like like you can your mind can get locked into their way of thinking because that's what I think is happening anyway on stage I think the reason why comedy is so funny is cuz you're thinking like that guy the guy's taking you for a ride and when you let a bad comedian take you for a ride like you get stuck in like what they're doing on stage say if they're doing like real obvious hack material cop donut jokes you know tampon CH price check you know that kind of stuff and the audience is

50:47really laughing you you get confused and your whole sit you like you have to shut them out like La you got to listen to some music you got to go on stage fresh like they didn't exist you're better off not seeing them I don't want to see them no more I come out like Gladiator yeah you have to come out of that cage like gladiate I don't want to get caught up like Friday early Saturday early show I'll watch the other act and I'll start getting into it but until then I want to come out of the box like a Savage right but if you're working with people that you love like if you were doing a show with Duncan and ARA you'd probably watch a lot of their set yeah I would I would watch it yeah yeah that's the cool thing about when we do the road together we watch each other's it's fun it's like I get to see a show and do a show you know it's fun I love going to the store sitting in the back and

51:33laughing me too one of my all-time favorite things to get down there a little early like you get spots at 10:45 you get down there at 10:00 and you watch a few guys and it really gets you in the in the swing of things like it really does get you going you know but I don't want to sit there all night either well that's the cool thing about the store there's always some shows going on some way three rooms can move around watch a bunch of different I think that's not to be taken lightly I think with anything I think if you were um you know if you were a knife maker if you were really into making custom knives you'd want to be around other dudes who make those things that's why they have those Expos where people get together and they so what you been up to man what's got going on here I made this new knife man this thing is stanless Ste look at that there's a dude who Anthony Bourdain did

52:22this thing uh when he's done these uh videos about people making this guy makes knives with metal from meteors where does he get the meteors meteors like they land on Earth pick them up yeah you can buy them and they're super expensive so he's he's getting his iron from space look at this guy whoa look at that knife come on dude it's a Kramer knife this guy makes these things by hand see if you can find the video cuz it's crazy he got like this Heth I guess that's what you call it right what do you call it when you some sort of an oven where he's baking these knives but with Bourdain Bourdain is like a he's a real uh lover of craftsmanship so this guy is making these things sort of in a similar way to the way Samurai made them where you have big plates of metal and um you you compress them and heat them up and smash them and get all the layers into one layer but it's all done with

53:25iron that he's getting from meteorites now what's the difference between the irons and the meteorites just it's cool you could say it's from space makes you so it's not a strong iron or nothing like that it doesn't last underwater um I think as far as I know I mean there's ways to harden Iron and Steel well survive coming atmosphere yeah we're talking about steel they're making steel but um using the iron from space uh I don't think has any benefit I think it's probably just really cool looking and awesome to say it's just steel I mean it is what it is you know right isn't that correct Jamie that make sense it's not like the uh Captain America shield that they got from the exactly so this dude I I think his name is Steve Kramer Bob Kramer excuse me Bob Kramer uh and Bob Kramer throws um this giant chunk of metal and this unbelievably hot oven and then he pulls

54:22it out and he puts it in this machine and hammers it and he's just talking about all the different methods of hardening steel and adding carbon and all the things that they add during the process but it's crazy wild man look at this so he pulls out this orange and white glowing thing and they it pounds it down so he takes it and all those layers get smashed down into a thinner and thinner layer and it just keeps doing it over and over again until it becomes like a blade it's wild man so when it's down to being a blade that thing is so compressed and smashed down just really interesting so what is the name of the video people want to watch it uh raw craft raw craft with Anthony Bourdain he's got a bunch of these he's done I don't know how the that guy has so much time he does so much there's like a few of those guys where I make I feel lazy dude does personal speaking gigs what

55:29are you eating over there joeyz crings pumpkin seeds a little bit of nature bucks Joe nature Bo Never Killed Nobody this guy's making swords I mean that those guys want to be around each other you know like if you're making knives like that you're going to want to be around other people that make knives as well it's like we're one of the things about places like the store is uh we can all meet each other and hang out like the other night in the bar like Stan hope Ron White me bunch of us just hanging I'm like where is there a place like this where we can meet like a Saloon where uh fellow fellow Travelers can meet I got to tell you something Ron White is really taken to the store he has he's really taken to the store like he's one of the guys now he gives you a big hug he's got a drink in his hand he's happy as up there yeah he goes up there he murders the room in a slow methodical way

56:26but at first he would just stay back there and go what the is this this ain't right in here and I watched him I've been watching him just become a guy at the store yeah he's always in the back bar he's always hanging out beautiful thing bro he's always at a bar yeah if there's a bar open he's close by to it within walking distance okay that guy's the real deal yeah he shows up with his own bottle and ice cubes well he has his own brand right he his own brand of tequila what is it called again get up something that's what it's called something Juan something Juan is it called drink number ju ju number Juan number Juan yeah that's it number Juan how racist number Juan Tequila papam it's good it is really good he had it at I mean as far as that stuff goes it all tastes like really you know I mean let's be real even the best taste in Tequila tastes like the best tasting ever

57:27all that alcohol I never get it people like sit there like wine I started to like wine I could drink a glass of wine you know it's still alcohol though I still like Jack Daniel's shots tast still bothers the out of me tastes like and I love it you know you're talking about that that I still remember I was a little boy in New York City when Muhammad Ali Lee fought Joe frasia like I I lived on 88th Street M like I still remember how big that event was like if you ask me about events in New York City one is Muhammad Ali Joe frasia two in the early 70s when Elton John came to New York City he that City up dog Captain Fantastic and Goodbye Yellow Brick Road when I was a kid he up traffic Michael Jackson up traffic in 84 you know he did a couple nights at the Garden and but Muhammad Ali Joe Fraser when I was a kid was huge it was huge I MC cry I wanted to

58:26watch it I tried to get a blowj job from my babysitter I was a kid she was a Puerto Rican chick named Tita and I kept asking her about blowj job she goes I'll give you a blowj job so I gave her a bag filled with quarters that I had and she came into the room and I took a shower I combed my hair I put cologne on and she came into the room and blew on my stomach and said that's a and took my $20 I almost killed the dog wow I cried myself to sleep that morning my mom I woke her up I I got to talk to you my mom's like what is it in broken English and my teer stole my $20 she said she's going to suck my dick and she did my mom's like what are you talking about what the are you talking about you're like six or seven what are you talking about I said I wanted to blow job I gave her $20 and then she took my $20 I'm G to kill her M and my mom's like are you crazy

59:18why would she suck your dick for $20 she can get 5050 out the bar why would she suck your little helmet dick for $20 and you old six seven how old was she 32 how when when did Muhammad Ali fight Joe Frasier the first time 71 maybe right 71 I was probably eight I was a little kid man my mom had stole your money oh my mom had to give me back to 20 I made my mom give it back to me your mom gave it to you yeah my mom said what would it take to make this problem disappear so she gave you 20 just to shut you up yeah cuz she knew I would hit TI in her sleep I would kill her in her sleep she was sleep on the couch the Babys s fell asleep in a couch list my God either you give me the $20 or I'm going to kill her right there in the Sleep my mom's like are you crazy I'll give you the 20 just leave TAA alone I didn't talk to Tia for a year dog should never talk to her again when was it 71 yeah I was

60:14eight and she was ripping off little kids she was great though T I had good great babysitters growing up I didn't like my mom going out at night my mom had the bar so I would spend the whole day with my mom and then at night she'd have to go to the bar and it would drive me crazy Joe I want to go to the bar right you can't go to the bar you go to school I don't give a let me come protect you bars are weird I would wait for her to get to Jersey and then like cause a war in the house and she'd have to get back in the car and come all over the 88th Street me up put me to sleep get in bed with me and lay down and then she would go back to the bar and close it I put it through hell man hell and then when we moved in Jersey I would call her up I was scared at night because I thought the house was haunted so I would call her up at night you gotta get down here i' be crying and

61:04finally she goes just take a cab to your friend's house sleep over there there was a year I didn't sleep at my house you know really like a year when I was in the seventh grade I didn't sleep at my house never I would go there after school get clothes and go to my friend's house and sleep there and live there I would scared of ghosts and my grandparents insisted their house was was haunted they had a guy uh during the U 50s who rented a room upstairs so a local guy was a bachelor and he just rented a room because um you know people did that back then they're poor and uh that guy died I think he died while he's at the house I don't remember but they insisted that the guy was still like walking around they'd hear him walk around I lived there for months when I first never heard then I realized you know what a lot of that is people just get bored they want there to

61:59be a ghost they want something crazy to be going on they're bored they don't have any excitement and so the only excitement is like being in that room in the dark and having feelings about something that's not even real you're you're like I feel something I feel a presence I feel a presence there's a there's something in this room there's something in this room we got to get the out of this room well nothing happened just you're in the dark you're in the dark in an old house but you're bored as that's what it is I don't know Joe I don't know dog I lived in a haunted house when in 19 my mother bought this house in North Bergen New Jersey on Gad Terrace Gad Terrace was originally the Gad um what's when kids die when parents die kids go it was an orphanage the orphanage set fire in the 40s so they took Charles courton giv that terce and build it over this orphanage there was an article

62:56about on Facebook about six months ago about the whole giv that terrorist spooky yeah so in that house my mother bought the reason why my M my mom got in that with the Alias was because we came in with heavy cash and the guy killed himself in the garage all right the guy hung himself in the garage in the 60s so his kids was selling the house wow we didn't know about this I never knew about this till years later once we moved in remember in the beginning I was going to Catholic school so only slept there on the weekends once I moved in fulltime like in the sixth and seventh grade was when I would hear the ghost at night what you hear I would hear them coming up the stairs and and I would cry and yell right so they sent me to the Santa Ria lady's house and she told me to put a glass of water under my bed with a red towel on the top and I would sleep better but I would

63:45still hear noises at night I was and that's all that spooky now do you remember when we did Tom likers years ago and my friend called the girl Joey how are you Co okay right her brother died on that block when he was 16 15 he died on that block they're Sicilians and if you think Cuban people are creepy with their Santa Ria and nobody's creepier than old school Sicilians I mean she broke it down she kept telling me I told my husband Sicilians don't live on dead end streets because they're bad luck like they broke like when I see them now they still fly out here the special and come dead streets are bad luck oh yeah to Sicilians I mean she's an old school Sicilian that she took the fish the eyes from fishes to help people see better help people you ever see the movie sleepers you ever see the movie sleepers which movie movie sleepers about the four kid heads explode no scanners

64:44heads explode these are about the four kids who rob a hot dog man and by mistake a guy dies and they send them to a Jail who's in it uh look Allstar cast uh Brad Pit the N was the priest I do believe the book is a lot better the movie suck because they put too many stars in the movieo many but it's about four kids that get sent to an orphanage and they get beat up or whatever the it is but before that they go to work for a mob boss if you've ever watched any mafia movie every Mafia movie blows the characters the only mobster that was ever any good in any Italian movie beside Marlon Brando was the guy that played the mobster this movie put see if you could find sleep as king Benny King Benny was a bad he was an Italian actor that they recruited to come over you I didn't even speak that good of English wait till you see the king Benny but King Benny's explaining

65:39to him that he takes the eyeballs to this lady for headaches when I was a kid look at King Benny King Benny is a bad there's a dog there's a part where King Benny has to go deal with Brothers in Harlem and the guy says to him man but you said this movie sucks the movie's a five but him as a you know who's in this movie your chubby buddy the guy you did softball with that movie mik star no the Spanish kid that you did that series with he was a Spanish kid Lou Lombardi no he's Italian Puerto Rican Puerto Rican kid oh I know who you're talking about the kid that he went on ever seen from that see if he was in Lost no no no the kid the Spanish kid he plays Fat mancho see if they have the scene from sleepers with the black guy when the black guy says to him see if they have the scene from a movie that sucks no no no no no no no no he says to him dog look at you you bring style to the game

66:41the Italian guy goes I cannot help you my Taylor is dead I mean this guy's got lines in this movie and they never talk he died years later like they were saying who the is this guy the guy is just a monster just my point point is it's not about sleepers or the guy what's the point I have no idea I'm to St I'm like I wonder how he's going to we talking about we were talking about four kid we were talking about four kids and like what Sicilians oh the Sicilians well we're talking about bad luck blocks they just have uh a spooky belief so they came to me years later and we telling me all about this block how how many people had had had bad luck on that block after that like the the Maloney died from cancer the both of them you know the parents the Oro died from cancer the girl across the street died in a car accident Raul I just robbed him Raul and his family I just

67:38took a stereo and I wouldn't let him in my bedroom for years how do you rob somebody's house and I hung out with the kid cuz years later we became friends while they were moving in I robbed Raul and his family and I took the stereo some kid took the desk it was amazing and now you talk to him anymore Raul no no Raul ended up moving into the Bronx in the eth grade overnight they left they owed money on the rent so but he would come to my house and go can't we go to your room and listen to the St this not a good idea hilarious terrible do you ever look back on your past and go how the did I become like an upstanding citizen how did I become a regular person last night I was telling these stories that I was shaking well I remember when I first met you you were always a great guy but you you were way more dangerous like you you're a dangerous person like you could

68:32do you could do some ridiculous you you were very volatile there's a part of me that's a very very nice law-abiding person there really is there's a part of me that's always wanted to try to be a nice person but there's a part of me that does not comprehend human a part of human behavior because it would not be allowed how I was raised by no means at all what what do you mean just stupid human behavior that I see every day now it would not be acceptable in how I was raised or how the people I grew up or were so when I look at that un behavior my head explodes I really can't handle it and I didn't I got a beaten when I was 19 that was such a great beating it was worse than the one that Benard Hopkins put on Felix Trinidad and that's the day I made my decision my hand to hand combat days are over like I I don't need this in my world if you come into my world and

69:26you're disrespectful I'm going to hit you with a weapon I'm going to hit you with a chair or a bottle I threw a lot of bottles at the store a couple glasses you definitely threw some at the store I don't around with people because I don't like people with me I'm really sensitive I don't know how to handle it but I think it's it's one of the things we was talking about when we were talking about um um people who go to war and how they get addicted to that feeling and then it's almost like um like that becomes their world right well I almost feel like with with some people they become they become like real addicted to like bad situations I was you know you get addicted to drama in your life you you you you don't know how to handle life if there's no drama in your life there was times I would Rob Joe Rogan knowing that Joe Rogan knew I was in a Rob and my state of mind was

70:21now what now what now what how you going to get this You' cause an issue because I didn't know how to live without the swirl of danger you know and let's be honest the last 10 years I did blow were not because of an addiction the last 10 years I did blow because I was addicted to that State of Mind where always you were always in need of something the thrill was going to get the Coke and driving home with the Coke in the car yeah that's something that you when you told me that I it was the first time anybody ever articulated it that way like what you addicted to was not even necessarily the drug it's the whole thing the driving the danger the police going into the guy's place to buy it the cop everything I would look at myself after snoring at 2:3 in the morning and see this person I didn't even recognize in the mirror I wouldn't even want to look at him because I was

71:14so ashamed that I let that position take over my mind it wasn't the fact of the Coke or the whatever or the getting my dick sucked or the doing dirty things it was the fact to getting it and driving and fronting it and and all the scamming that went with it and and somebody told me when I got locked up they said you think of all the time you put into scams think of it you put that time into doing something on a positive level there's no surprise that my life has changed as much as I did without the drugs because 60% of your mental state was always in those drugs yeah no matter the other 40 was in comedy the other 37 was in comedy and the the other three was and God knows what the it was but 60% of your day is dominated by that addiction or whatever drives you and with some people they've described it as like the addiction and having that addiction was

72:08like almost like a built-in excuse to not live up to their full potential in anything they're trying to do absolutely you for well for starters it's not it's it's the personal blame you want that just in case if you fail you always have a excuse right well what did you expect I was having those problems those years you didn't having problem having a problem is when uh you know you get shingles or or your family member has cancer that's a problem that happens in life the Coke and all that is your own man man-made dilemma are you with me like these are the things you create all these things you create you know I think about that last year I did blow I was ready to call 60 Minutes like I think of this state of mind right now like I had already a pitch for 60 minutes to explain to them that I had found a cure for cocaine that if you do heroin on Mondays

73:03just a little bit you will not snort the rest of the week like I was really going to pitch 60 minutes I was going to get an agent and go to CBS and go listen I got a groundbreaking idea there's no reason for rehabs we get that white powder you are going to war for and we'll get that little white poppy seed we'll make it into some pill and we'll get people high on Monday cuz the rest of the week I didn't want to get high how crazy is that cuz I was doing heroin on a Monday and it wouldn't let me do Coke the rest of the week I look forward to Mondays CSI Miami why would you why only Monday I don't know I don't know I have no idea that was just the day start the week off right yeah that was just this is snorting it yeah snorting it two little lines of heroin just to get me out and what does it do like what's the Feeling Hit tell me what it feels like when it hits

73:52you oh it takes a couple minutes to hit you you feel this weird thing and then you feel like your blood pressure going up and you feel like this euphoric warmth you feel like this warmth I I felt like my body to you ever take a wet it's warm and you can see if you outside steam's going to come out of it right that's what your body feels like that warmth and then I would get an urge to puke for a couple minutes I would gag and puke a little bit would come out of yellow and then after I puked a little bit I would just go into this stay of momon for four hours it was like smoking indicas all day and momon like just sitting there smoking cigarettes looking out a window and I'd make believe I was writing John lennin Type lyrics to jokes until I looked at them the next day this Brilliance about a refrigerator like I remember writing a bit about a refrigerator once and

74:47looking at it the next day and say thank God thank God I never tried you know what I'm saying like little things like just well that was head B's drug of choice and his jokes man I mean it's I think he's probably the best non Secor joke guy ever because all his jokes are unrelated it's like here's a non Secor here's some other things I was thinking about here's something I thought here's something I saw and it was like I was listening to it the other day he like half of his jokes were only funny because he was saying them you know but they were hilarious like he had a he had a way of doing it that was kind of like heroin comedy you know would you be messed up during the week or no who who you uh it take me a day to recover on Tuesdays I'd be out I didn't say nothing to nobody I was doing the heroin and I wasn't doing coke so I was really so you would be like

75:47sober Thursday Friday Saturday and then you look forward to the big bump on Monday yeah that kid's dead he used to send it to me used to send me $7 bags what kid his name is uh bonehead he died from an OD how weird yeah figured that guy was going to live forever I knew I knew bonee head from the time rest in peace you know what you lost bone head bro let me tell something about bonehead bonehead was like your boy he was I could go into a room with 90 and bonehead will licate 10 of them bonehead was a bad dog I love bone bonehead had three brothers I loved all of them but bonehead was was and and two of the brothers were very successful and believe it or not bonehead was successful as a plumber he had own his own company he only went crazy at night bonehead bonehead when I was 17 would take me to maoli Hil house in New York City no ID he called the bartender over and give

76:43him three mugs of beer give him three mugs of beer and give him a bowl of chili and mugad would take 10 bucks from the both of us and he'd go to Washington Square Park and he'd come back and he' give me eight volumes and by the meantime he would go buy his heroin and he'd buy these mixture of pills and he'd melt them to the Black and Whites then they'd take us to a strip club New Jersey or something then they take us home and the next day 7 in the morning there strip head there there bonee head in the in the uh Plumbing van up and D that he was a functioning addict he wasn't like your regular there's a lot of those guys out there and he had a chick that was a 13 really she was half asian half Irish good Lord and they used to do heroin together and they'd pass out in the living room and he'd and they'd both go to sleep and then I'd be in the bedroom cuz I just moved in with bone has

77:40family okay they were Italian bro they were real Italians and I the mother used to the mother was the first person who ever made me an egg cream she was a little Irish chick and she said she used to say the word Earl she couldn't say oil and she was the bookkeeper for Union 52 whatever the teamsters the laborers union you I was over there one day when I was 16 she goes you got a book n walk me to work tomorrow get your book you can start being a hottie so I you know like a hot carrier like hot carrier yeah they're for for brick masons okay so she goes I get you with the Italians over by the brick mason cuz she was from Hoboken so she got me a book I financed it she got a loone shark to finance it I love these people this is I'm if I'm thinking my I don't like doing documentaries but I need to do a documentary about this family because it's the rise and fall of

78:32an American family that I saw before my eyes as a child I went over there and ate with them you know I hung out with all three brothers by the way like I wasn't just friends with bonehead I hung out with Chrissy fish and I hung out with the little uh whatever his name was but bonehead was my nighttime guy bonehead used to take me into the murky Waters of the underworld he get me he could get guns and now the medium brother was a drug dealer in the 80s and he druged he sold big times Coke and he used to buy jewelry and he used to put them in a tackle box so one night me and the younger brother in the bed sleep and bonee head comes in to borrow money from us cuz he was going to the city to get heroin he goes and I go Bon it I got to go to the bank I don't have any money on me he went into his brother's room and instead of his brother was sleeping the drug dealer instead of just opening up

79:20The Tackle Box and taking $40 out he took the whole tackle box and it had 40,000 in cash and another 30 in jewelry he went to the Bronx these are the best times of my life want talk about comrades this is the best time I this your War Stories and you thought the house was haunted and that was scary this was not a haunted house at all these people were decent Italian people the dad was a long shoreman and the mom was in charge of the Teamsters Union and they hung out with Westies they hung out with the the mother was friends with this dude that was a whatever for the Westies and he used to get me jobs he would get me jobs caseing joints you know when you have a summer job n he would tell me come here I want you to go on that wouse I'm going to give you 200 and they're going to give you 180 I want you to go in that warehouse and write down all the alarms and tell me where

80:09the safe is who walks around the safe and he would pay me money this is a great house dog old school Italian house but back to bonehead bonehead has the fishing tackle box he's about to go upstairs to buy heroin and shoot it he puts The Tackle Box in the garbage can of the building and puts a lid on it when he's upstairs shooting her when the garbage men come and they take the 40 large with the 30,000 in jewelry do you understand me I mean this was non-stop another night bonehead came home high on heroin he decided to make french fries so he put the pot out remember this remember in the 80s they had those pots you could bring it home with the hot oil and they would boil and you could throw french fries America went crazy over them I forgot what they were crazy everybody was everybody was making onion rings and well he did heroin and KN it up Fu the thing went on

81:01fire we we're all in the house oh Jesus all right I wake up I wake up to baboom and alarms and all some Curts waking me up and we go out of the house and the father's outside and the grandmother and the fire department crawls on top of the roof Joe and they're hitting the roof to let the smoke out and fire trucks are coming from the side laying water and they got the sirens in the middle of all the it's 8 in the morning we all look around and go oh my God Amy was still in the house bonehead was still in the house on fire bro they turned the fire off they go in he's still with his feet up with his hands crossed just heroin out of his mind watching TV like nothing happen he slept through the fire oh my God everything when they woke him up he goes are my fries ready this is how crazy this family was oh my fries ready like B we have two battalions out there we got half

82:00a 911 out there oh my God and you're still sleeping oh my God they burned the house down burned the kitchen down and half the bedroom they had to move into a hotel for 6 months and they had a grandmother downstairs who was old school Italian but she couldn't smell so every time we smoke pot we just go down there and blow smoke in her face and grandma would pass out in the wheelchair and that was the end of I mean it didn't stop it didn't stop Jesus so this is why you get mad at people for binge watching stuff on Netflix and this is what you were talking about I get mad at everything Le what you got to bother me for I get mad when people are like he used to hide the coke the median brother used to hide the coke under his car and I'd be walking down the hill and I can see a little container on there he didn't even have a Maserati what's the other Italian car

82:46this is how much of a guine these were what's the other Italian car well was a Fiat like you said the Avante Avante oh okay remember those remember that piece of that was a piece of those are pieces of can you show me a piece of car I don't trust anything Italian oh my God that was he tried to sell it to me once it was like it's worth 20 I'll give it to you for two grand yeah I drive it down the corner it blows up like I feel like even if you buy a Ferrari I feel like if you drive that thing it's going to fall apart I'm like I like I trust German cars you know I don't trust people like me making cars what's the other one the the other one that Lamborghini is that Italian those Things Fall Apart do they really guarantee you just look at them there's no way that's dirdy that's the ugliest car I ever saw actually Lamborghini is now owned by Audi so who knows they might be like much better

83:38engineered now I'm talking obviously I don't know that much about things other than uh I know a lot about Porsches but there's a lot of cars I don't understand about but God those things are disgusting the Avante what a piece of disgusting he was trying to sell to me for two grand it's worth 30 look at that thing it's crazy Lamborghinis are like the biggest like here's my dick car you can get right that's the car that the yeah the doors open up sideways you walk out of that naked like if I had that car I just walk out with my dick out like what ripping up $20 bills as you go I'd get a mink jock strap oh your boy sent this datsusara sent this fanny packs oh really I got my fanny pack congratulations fil to the brim Reed he's got giant fanny packs bro those are great Fanny p and they fit me the they really good for the if you travel on the road you can get a lot of

84:32stuff in them yeah no no that's true your glasses your license your passport oh yeah well you don't have one of those my plane tickets poor Canadians they have to come down to America to see you and they have a great time don't get them long it's a road trip that's do Buffalo yeah do Buffalo Toledo I try to really give the benefit of Seattle Detroit I do Grand Rapids Grand Rapids Grand Rapids I'm trying to get to an arbor next year Ann Arbor we did that once didn't I do that I did that once with uh I think Ari I think an arbor back in the day that's a college town right Comedy Club down there yeah you did it with some yeah yeah yeah remember I did it with seura you came back and told me to call you like called them they're good people F fun club fun yeah there's some good spots where people can come down the Canadians can come down like well you can't do Seattle

85:29either what are you going to do D you say I can't do Idaho either would tear Seattle apart it's so sad you can't get into Washington state they're still breaking my balls too can you work that out I thought you already had that almost worked out like two years ago you know what man they want a bunch of cash and they still want me to go up there and surrender myself so oh all that I'm not surrendering myself I ain't surrender ing yourself what does that even mean come on in and turn yourself in we'll put you through the process 12 hours in the holding tank I got to do I ain't going to King County jail for that 12 hours in a holding tank why would not like you're some threat to society why do they have to put you in a holding tank what kind of weird formality is that like sorry we have to Cuff you wait wait a minute you know I'm not and I have no failure to appears

86:20like I've I've always gone to court I never I don't have a failure I even went to court with an alias like I used an alias one time when I got arrested that's the class I got I covered the spread when they arrested me I gave him like Joe Rogan's name and not so you wouldn't get a warrant I went down there and did the 16 hours community service in the age unit painting for the age people so next time you look at me and tell me I got no character think of that and 10 years later I go to eat dinner with that guy and he's like did I ever tell you I got pulled over and I had a warrant in Colorado I got I got arrested in Colorado for shoplifting no way I just kept eating my meal poor guy but at least he didn't get arrested I did his time proof I did my thing that is so ridiculous can you imagine getting arrested in Boulder I think about the words you told me about Boulder once you

87:07I was driving into Boulder with my wife and I kept thinking this must have been a candy store for Joey deers how do you get arrested and they let you out without a license they're all like Barefoot yoga people listen to me I was in jail for 3 weeks as Jose Diaz waiting bail for kidnapping I sat in there from December from November 18th to December like 9th to 10th I had to jail wide you do know that you do know that I could just go up to the Garden I need to make a longdistance call he let me out everybody else had a sign a list you do know that you do know I was smoking weed in there and I had all access to Kool-Aid cuz I don't like milk you don't like milk I hate milk I like milk shakes not milk I had all access do you know I got arrested 3 months not even jail Rogan I got arrested a month after I made bail and they put me back in that jail and I went back as

88:01Jimmy and everybody was calling me Jimmy no no no no my name on the fingerprint was the Alias and they're fingerprinting me calling me Joey how you doing Joey how's it been lately I see you're back in here meanwhile on that card it blatantly says Jimmy so they didn't read the card no they just assumed it was you but you went in with someone else's yeah and then what happened and then I called the girl they said we can't let you out without a license so driver's license yeah I didn't even have the license for that name in those days there was no paperwork on me at all if you if you arrested me guess you always like Jeopardy right here's your chance to be Jeopardy you get no prizes I never carry a license on me in those days till till this day I hate that bul in my pocket I hate it what you do so I wouldn't bring an ID with me so I could be anybody when you arrested me right I

89:01could be a penguin for you so so you just had nothing on you nothing so they made me call so I called my girlfriend at the time and I go hey how you doing this is James she's like who I go this is James I took you out to dinner a couple weeks ago I lost my license she's like what the are you talking about I'm just the cops right there I'm like I lost my license and these cops won't let me out unless somebody comes down here and and lets me out now she knew the kid I was talking about you follow me she always heard me talking about him so I said James James James James James and she goes okay James this the last name and I go yeah and she went down there they brought her in they said what's his name James where does he live she told him and they go okay we'll let you out and that was it they gave me paperwork and 4 days later I turned myself in I went I stood in court I got

89:54got charged I plad guilty because I didn't want to with it I didn't want to take a shoplifting thing to trial they had me right and I did the uh community service at the age unit under this guy's name under this guy's name I did all 16 hours of the Community Corrections but I met a cop that was there see everything works itself onto the other because when I was there there was a cop that would do a detail that in those days the the police AIDs that aids unit was getting uh death threats from like militant people in Baldi people up in the hill and they had a cop there and I would talk to the cop every day talk to the cop a little bit hey how you doing officer and we talk about this and that and one day I got into a beef I had two FES and my ex boyfriend thought he was tough with me and I said you know what I got to smack this guy but if I get him I got to get him good and I went

90:48to meet him and I smacked him guess it was the first cop on the job the dude from the AIDS unit this guy's holding on to his face he came he asked me Joey what happened I told him the truth they gave me a ticket so life is a circle my friend what kind of ticket do you get for slapping someone he got a ticket too he got a ticket I got a uh Mr meanor assault and he got using uh a racial slur outside the city limits of Boulder oh is that really the case that's really so Boulder's always been like that yeah because the football players in 85 those football players that were really powerful that that those teams that won the National Championship there was always beef with them in Bowl the cops always had beef with them so there was one there was couple incidents there was canavis McGee he just smacked the motherfucker's eyeball out of his head at toos you think I'm kidding you I'm

91:41not cracking no jokes he broke his eye socket 6'5 245 with a smack with a smack Jesus a stockt and slap eyeball went out of his head he made Might had a ring on and then another lady called JJ Flanigan a and he punched her in the face so they dropped the charges because she said a racial slurp that's hilarious that a woman can call a guy and and just get punched in the face oh he slapped her so they called it the JJ Flanigan rule so that is so crazy when I got arrested for that racial thing I told him he called me a SPI which he did in front of my daughter so I smacked him so wait a minute did the football player smack her or punch her I think he smacked her J Flanigan on the street corner in the B and Pearl Street Mall or something that's how strong that word is just smack the only it's the only word that has a letter like you could kind of say the f word but most people say but

92:35he was still this is still 88 Jes this is 88 this is 90 these are the times when they were coming down on CU football you know but they had a lot of going on like there's a document there's a 30 for 30 oh really a great fo let me ask you this why do you think Boulder's always been so liberal because they want to be they had that right to be these are people that want to live you know the Boulder now I might as well go to Santa Monica it's the same people what do you mean it's the same people that was not the boulder when I got there in 1980 not even close what's the difference I don't know what the were Gentiles you know Starbucks that's not what B was supposed to be Boulder was totally brought up to be anti very much establishment very uh you know people who have soap companies right people who have shirts with designs of the Grateful Dead but that's what it is right if that's what

93:34it is let that be that well there's a bunch of people in Boulder that'll just go Democrat no matter what which means they just vote Democrat they don't they don't vote Republican ever so like when I was there it was during the Obama uh election after he got elected for the first term it's when I was there and and uh I was like uh this it's just so weird that there's so many different people that have the same thing on their front lawn it's Obama Obama Obama like everywhere you look you didn't see any uh Republican candidates on anybody's Lawns you just didn't see that what is the rest of Colorado like way Republican way more Republican rest of Colorado is like cowboys and Denver's kind of a mixture Denver you get a little bit of everything is it sort of like Austin Texas like that sort of like no no no no because Austin Austin is more like cowboy funky Austin's different Austin

94:27has like a lot of badass music comes from Austin Gary Clark Jr comes from Austin yeah but the State of Mind of boss of Boulder and Austin were pretty much similar representing their their states right but you can't compare them because bould's only 100,000 people it's tiny ass place Austin's a million what's the population of of bould 100,000 still it's tiny you can't build they don't let you build they got that place locked down well that's what I'm saying they always B buy up open space yeah Boulder always wanted to be different than everybody else when I first went to Boulder I first peaked at Boulder July of 83 and I was like I'll never come to this place too boring I was from New York City guy get us the population J and all of a sudden I'm dealing with people, Metro is about 300,000 but it's 100,000 in the Metro 300,000 yeah but it's oh okay it's

95:21estimated it's about 100,000 where you going John what are you doing stepping back to chew you were in the middle of a story um yeah Austin's a totally different animal Austin is much more like a I just meant in the way like Texas is Right Republican oh yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure but there's a lot of Republicans in Austin Austin's not entirely liberal Austin's a mixture it's a weird mixture Boulder's not much of a mixture Boulder like Greg F timman said it best he's like it's just to one note he like liked uh Denver because uh we we were talking about like how amazing Colorado is and he did a weekend at The Comedy Works he's like you know what I could live here he goes I don't really say that about many places but I could live there and we were talking about Boulder and he's like I think Boulder is just a little too one note they're a little too College influenced super liberal social

96:14justice Warrior type vegan Barefoot handcrafted all that nonsense you know there's like a lot of the people Republic are Boulder that's what they call it People's Republic of Boulder but that has an attraction yeah oh it's listen peaceful it wasn't attraction at that time in my life Boulder just meant something to me it meant piece of I don't know I don't know what it meant well the place itself is so beautiful I mean you're there in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains and you just sit sometimes you just like you go to Boulder you just what's that street that Mall Street Pearl Pearl Street Pearl Street Mall and when you just look up and you see you're looking at you you you leave the street and you look up you're looking at like mountains it's the Rocky Mountains right there like you're in this beautiful amazing spot and the people it's not that many people I think that's a big

97:05thing I think when you get too many people in a in a place that gets annoying that you don't appreciate each other as much there's too many people there's three million people has grown a lot since I left in 94 in years can't grow much more than it's already grown what they've done is amazing is buy up so much open space and make it super difficult to put up like apartment buildings and people like that's we need affordable housing you drive to Boulder stupid beautiful just beautiful part of the Denver metro area is included in that 300,000 it's orada and places like that well it's like uh uh it's awesome Longmont not Litton Longmont Lafayette you know what's the Hidden Gem Evergreen evergreen's the shit's the godamn they have some views Evergreen has some ridiculous views where you just tucked in with like this giant elk herd that walks down through the middle of town

98:08had a giant elk herd walking through the middle of the street and a buddy of mine moved there and he was living in Vegas before and he and you know he was asking about Colorado I said you got to check out Evergreen and he he went there once and bought a house immediately moved and uh he texted me that these elk they get in the middle of the street and someone who was from out of town apparently was like beeping and trying to get the elk out of the road and like revving his engine because he was in a rush and some old cowboy got out of his truck walked up to dude's car window punched him through the car window and then got back in his truck cuz the guy was cuz the guy was harassing the El yeah that's no joke dude that's really what happens in Evergreen this is a herd of elk walking down the middle of the street and you can't do a goddamn thing about it and

98:54because the people in the town itself I mean they don't really hunt them when they do that so the the the elk feel super calm about walking on the highway in front of everybody because if they were in the woods with you like that they would Bolt if they saw a person they smelled you they would bolt but meanwhile these things have chosen to go like by the road it's interesting too because they they don't recognize people as predators in those situations it's like people around Urban areas aren't Predators but people in the mountains are predators it's real weird so for Generations that like group of elks has just been walking down the street that's unbelievable it's crazy not only that um I mean that's the case everywhere like in Yellowstone there was a a a video that someone sent me today I didn't I don't think I retweeted it um someone sent me I didn't watch it I

99:45wasn't getting self-service but there's a video that someone sent me today about some woman who got too close to an elk in Yellowstone I guess it was real recently but Mo for the most part they don't worry about people they're worried about wolves and grizzly bears and they see a person they go cuz no one's hunted in Yellowstone for over a hundred years so Elks see people there and they're like what's up dude how you doing man got some carrots for me is this it yeah Yellowstone elk decides woman is too close for comfort yeah go go Lo go oh oh oh no oh no oh yes did you get that a video oh oh she just got launched almost I was just going to tell you man could you please oh oh yeah oh yes did you get that a video I didn't get it look she she went sailing it's the video almost I just going to tell you you're too close to that elf and that's why been out here thank you 25 y ma'am I

100:42know it's been a long time thank you sir thank you sir that's the I just got humbled sir that's a certain kind of sir have you seen the video of the hunter getting beaten by a deer yeah SE there's a bunch of those kick him in the face yeah they'll they'll you up especially in the Rut they're horny and they think you're blocking them they get mad Jack you are you serious oh yeah people have died from Deer a lot of people have died cuz they get gored like the you know they're they're either hunting them or they're hiking them or what you know whatever reason they may be like that lady they get stupid like she was lucky that that was either a cow elk or that was an elk that didn't have antlers yet like cuz they had their antlers and then they grow them back um so she got lucky cuz if that was a big bull elk there's one this one this is the one I saw he just kicks him that guy

101:32has dog Jiu-Jitsu first of all he be spinning for one of those rear legs you you try to get him in a heel hook on that real real I I uh cured a deer's leg and snapped it in half after it was already dead Jesus was trying to I was like I wonder if this would work on a dear snapped its leg when K and I had went uh hunting in Montana so I feel real confident that I could heal hook a deer it up have you lost your heal hook a deer take his back take his back yeah sure take that deer back sure then you're in the hospital with a ball by the way my thoughts for Eddie Bravo is probably just recovering right now yeah he's in the in the hospital today Eddie got his discs replaced how long was that take now um I don't think the operation is uh just a few hours and um the recovery time is uh ridiculously low I think uh in 6 weeks he's allowed to start lifting weights so

102:32six weeks his body has to heal up so I'm talking out of school because I don't know the exact procedure but I know um this is what he told me is that they are replacing a disc with a titanium disc they have some s sort of a new technology in disc replacement where they used to take the disc out and they would fuse it together right now instead they'll put an artificial disc and it's supposed to be just as good as um a a real disc and the difference being that like when they would fuse those discs it would limit your Mobility pretty drastically because you don't have any articulation in between the two joints uh now that they have this artificial disc that that artificial disc actually moves around and it allows your spine to be flexible so um one of the guys from school Victor got it done and apparently he's never been better he feels great no pain at all and it was bothering him for

103:23for a long time and Eddie's been bothering his for almost as long as I've known him cuz he does so much stuff from his back you know it's all guard work and he's getting stacked all the time and compressed all the time and not you know not the most diligent about stretching the back out early in his career you know just you take you stretch it before and after you do you definitely should warm up before right right um but the big thing is mobility Mobility training meaning um doing things like bending down grabbing the back of your heel with your four fingers on both sides and trying to put your pinkies together and then extending your legs you're popping your back and stretching your back out for me that's big hanging by your ankles is Big any sort of decompression anything that alleviates pressure I have one that I put on my neck and it's like I'm hanging

104:13myself I go click click click click click click click and I'm like literally hanging a good good percentage of my weight from my neck and I have a bunch of them in the back I have different uh compression devices in the back I've got the reverse hyper which strengthens your back and also it's like an active Mo moving decompression of the back that's created by that uh Louis Simmons guy that from Westside barbell just genius guy he had a back injury too and he needed to get it fixed and they were going to they wanted to cut him and he's like I think I can figure this out I think there's got to be an exercise that strengthens this instead of surgery and so that's what he came up with but see in Eddie's position I don't even know if that would have helped cuz Eddie's was so far gone on he didn't have any disc left there was like there's nothing there do you know what Albertos they do

104:57the 12:00 class and at 1:15 it's a Mobility class for a half hour when I is that that kettle Jitsu guy no but isn't there a guy yes now but he's got tip tick fit tick fit he's got tick fit what does that mean tick fit is that new training with the bats I don't how do you say tick I don't know how do you spell ti I fit I think huh tick fit and it's the stuff with the bat okay like Esa like that kind of stuff no no no no what Ison what do they have on it now what do they do for Oh Oh you mean maces like steel mace or club the club I feel like we're playing charades the club the club I'm not stuff yeah they do something with a club and they have a class at 9:00 oh okay and then they have a class at 1 and they have a class at 6:30 what he's been doing lately he's like you know what man my one's been light why don't I come out here and do Mobility with you guys from

105:52115 the 145 after the class when you're all warmed up already after Jiu-Jitsu and he just does you know uh squat touch the ground lift your foot down then go up and switch legs you know just stuff like that six exercises three minutes with a with a thing and you're out of there you stretch and you're out of there it's no no big deal I mean you break a sweat on some of them you know downward dog to something else into a Hindu pushup well you know what's the problem with jiu-jitsu is that it's fun and when it's fun you're going going in there and getting smashed all the time and overall like you don't give yourself a lot of time to recover from those rolling sessions and there's a lot of little micro injuries in those rolling sessions and some of those micro injuries become chronic after a while like Eddie's back or like for me it was my neck just like over and over again

106:39you're doing the same thing over and over again you're ow it's sore the next day you just keep training you keep training you develop Scar Tissue your discs get compressed and then you start getting weird like numbness like some guys get like numb feet like uh Cade my friend Kade his lower leg is still numb still numb U my hands I was getting numb hands boss rooten's got like a whole his whole like neck area is he's had several surgeries in his neck and he's got at least two discs maybe three discs Frozen and and and and like the the discs are removed and the the bones are fused in his neck I try to take a day in between except the days I have to go on the road the weeks I have to go on the road I want to get three in so I'll just do Monday Tuesday Wednesday and get on the plane Thursday but the weeks I'm in town all week I do Monday Wednesday and Friday and then sometime like this week

107:35I did Sunday and I went Monday but Sunday is very light it's just three minute RADS and guard pass stuff he's a great guy he doesn't really Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays are the hard one Wednesdays Sundays I go cuz the guy is just so great technically I always learn one little stupid thing you know just one little stupid thing you roll like two or three times and you're out of there right so but I always try to take even if I want to go that day even if I feel okay and I'm not sore I'll take the day off because I don't want to go every day I don't want to do that you know I'll do a light cattle Bell workout or something but then there's other people that think you just keep doing it and eventually your body hardens up I don't know it's a it's I dep I guess it depends on how you approach it I know Bourdain does it day he trains every day sometimes does twice a day till he'll

108:26take a private and then he'll take a group class well it's an it's an AIDS thing it's the time barrier and it's also um like for me it's the weight you know when you Judo throw me it's 300 lb it's 295 you do that 10 times the next day something's going to be rattled in my hips right okay last week we had a guy Enrique Machado he's jaar's coach and in the Amazon you got to take a plane a boat and a bicycle you know like I'm not I'm not trying to be cute it's the truth we had Alberto on remember Alberto was saying that the one place in Brazil that you got to train 10 hours then you got to walk a mile then you got to go across in one of these things that someday somebody would steal the paddle can you imagine Jesus 10 hours of around an hour mile walk and now somebody steals the paddle I can't even paddle to my house and there was in the water and there was in the water cuz the

109:27the the house the sewage would go into the water oh Jesus no no no no then you wonder why they got zika and everybody's head's getting big in Brazil and every that's what how's the I think that's what they gave Jose Aldo against the fight against McGregor the zika virus he came out they all up they had him crying after the show and Jesus Christ they had a camera in the room I'm telling you Dana found the way to give him the zika virus and you imagine how bad the population would be if there was no viruses if there was no diseases if diseases didn't kill anybody I mean how many people are killed let's just take a guess how many people are killed every year by disease let's guess 2 million 3 million how many people you think probably around there but it's not in America I think it's in like right did you see that picture by the way of that that ladder in

110:15China climbing up kids were climbing up it's like places like that like it's like a 2,000t bamboo ladder that like six-year-olds Are Climbing up why are they doing that it's the only way to get to their town so I think that's what yeah have you seen that Jamie Jesus Christ a 2,000t ladder it's I don't it might not be feet it might be look at this oh my God children in China would climb 2,500 foot cliff to get to school may be given stairs oh they're six years old so it's place like this I oh my God look at this dude they're climbing with their backpacks on you imagine sending your little baby and your your baby baby has to climb 2,500 ft on this janky ass wooden ladder that looks like it was made when Columbus was sailing how wanky that ladder looks that's insane see if there's any other pictures that is bananas who those poor kids they got a hard look in their face

111:18man Jesus that's so crazy I wonder do you know there's one weak ass kid that starts crying I can't make and then he falls knock not in China not in China they don't make it no these they don't make it those kids don't make it that is bananas so yeah I think it's places like this where people are dying of viruses because you don't you never really hear about it in America that often well people definitely die of the flu here in America that's still happening I bet thousands of people die every year from the flu but as far as how many people die from diseases worldwide I'm going to say every year want to say 20 million how many how many people well it depends on like what kind of disease CU there's lots of disease cardiovascular disease is number one kill but that's like that's just like poor health it says though in 2012 an estimated 56 million people died just died in America I think

112:16this is the whole world no no 56 million a million if that was America that'd be like year that'd be a sixth of the country ding one year it wouldn't it wouldn't happen in just America but in the whole world only 56 million people at a 7 billion in a year estimation I they can't count all them would you have guessed that would be what it was uh I don't know I would have thought it' been way higher what would you think like for a year like how many people die in a year actually I think 56 million is a pretty big number if you really stop and think about it and they're not counting anybody in Africa no good luck 35 million people in Canada that's twice that at yeah almost tce I guess that makes sense and when you say disease this is HIV yeah like syphilis anybody D crabs flu you know zika yeah zika I don't think zika is really killing many people just up kids just really

113:08women up when they when they get apparently you can get it and not even know you have it you get pregnant it your kid up non-communicable disease is responsible for 38 million of those Okay so that's like heart disease and and cardiovascular 2.6 million but I what I'm interested in is like malaria and like that HIV uh decreased slightly from 1.7 deaths in 2 million to 1.5 million so only 2,000 or 200,000 less 1.5 million people die every year from HIV diarrhea is no longer among the top five leading causes of death diarrhea and AIDS neck and neck people die from diarrhea of course yeah they get dehydrated but how bizarre is it that that aids kills that many people HIV death decreased 1.7 million to 1.5 million in 2012 that's still crazy like when was the last time you heard about someone in America dying from HIV you don't hear about it very often don't they say

114:18complications yeah they usually is something later gets a deficiency or something yeah that definitely can be it you know my uncle got whatever with cancer four years ago got whatever with cancer got he got diagnosed with cancer the crazy one on West one I pulled the gun on yeah you know he's still alive that happens no chemo what does he do changed his whole diet no sugar everything is organic really everything is organic everything is vegan and what happened he's still alive he still works the door at his bar he just bits slap somebody about 3 months ago he still walks 5 miles a day in Griffith Park and he still hits the bag for an hour what's his cancer like do you get a check down or do he just say say it's from testosterone his cancer from testosterone he's been doing testosterone since he was 35 he had three households going he's got three households going

115:11what do you mean he had the wife and the kid oh this you told me that and he cheated on her for he had the hooker for 30 years who he still is has a relationship with and then he her cousin and she had a kid that lives in the backyard Boris lives in the backyard they got him in the back oh my God three households God three household and that was just for they all know about each other at least everybody knows that's good everybody knows otherwise it be too much pressure the the one wife just brought the kid home after he the cousin because it's like all he was the straight one and they the cousin once she had the kid and she goes you went back with my cousin she just walked the kid to his house one day she goes I don't want this kid this is your problem and she's never seen the kid sit oh my God and my uncle's got him in the back like Boris oh my God whipping him and

116:07Jesus that is so crazy it's three households I have a hard time with my daughter and my wife never mind three households like do you think a guy like that does that just CU to for a distraction or is he just my un is he's now he's banging a new one that's like 40 and how old is he 78 he's got a 40-year-old a 40y old who he hooks up with on Thursdays and he takes it to the fish market you go to Rondo real weird place to take a girl well he takes it down there's a fish market so he eats all the natural fish and and he the out of and he brings home he gives us some of that cancer dick he gives some of that heavy duty cancer dick and he rocks the world that so the whole family's concerned because they know when he punches the ticket he's going to leave all his money to her oh so everybody's pissed off like like we don't know where we goes on Thursdays I do you better get your clocks fixed

117:06isn't that funny that people worry about that they're worried they like someone more than them when it comes to the money where's the money going you know man it's one of the ugliest I just got a call from a school teacher and he goes I'm sorry I haven't gotten back to you he goes I've just had the hardest two months in my life my mom died what a nightmare what a nightmare death is and then everybody because nobody gives a and all it's like Prince Prince dies no will two billion dollar six Savages he had2 billion I don't know what he had 250 million you think he really had no will I've heard a lot of things talking about how how in invest or involved in copyright he was with his own uh music which is especially why he changed his name and to think he would not think to have a will seems really strange there some people who think it's bad luck yeah Prince was crazy Prince was

118:04crazy like you think that that would be odd for him to not have a will I don't know I don't don't think it'd be that odd he was so odd anyway if being that in invested in your money like because that's what he was worried about with knowing all his thing that's the last time maybe may he didn't want to be valuable maybe he didn't want to be valuable when he was dead to family members maybe did want to like have that he's like who cares what happens to my money when I'm dead the problem is the government gets a big chunk of it if you don't have it written off if you don't have a giv off to uh various family members I think the government gets a fat piece but don't they still get a piece they definitely get a piece they get a piece not only do they get a piece they get a piece from money that you've already been taxed on like say if Joey makes a million dollars right and

118:43Joey has a million dollars in the bank and he leaves it all to you Joey didn't make a million dollar to get a million dollar he had to make way more than a million do so he probably had to make closer to too cuz when you get over $250,000 tax percentage is like 40 something perc and then sales tax and all the other taxes that you have to take into consideration state tax all this different stuff right property tax think about all the taxes you pay to save up a million bucks get it's a lot of money so if he leaves out that million bucks to you you don't get the million dollars you have to be tax on that million dollars so you have to be tax on money he's already been taxed on it's not like he's unless gives you gold coins but even if he gives you gold coins you owe the value of those gold coins in tax you know you owe a percentage in tax let's say I have a safe gross I have a

119:34safe and every day I put a gold coin in there I put money in the bank I got a half a millon in the bank I got 800,000 in savings but I probably got like two million back there in coins that nobody knows about I leave them to Joe Rogen but Joe Rogan play pay taxes on that yes I would you would legit even if nobody would well if otherwise it would it wouldn't be mine unless You' written it off to me right so once you write it off to me then it becomes mine so if it becomes mine that's some money that someone just gave me I got to pay tax on it Uncle Sam is just a robber just like oh would you get a gift Joey you get a gift from Lee that's nice that's nice how come I didn't get a gift where's my gift but what if I want my gift you in a cage what if Uncle Sam don't know about that 2 million would you R you have to you have to figure out a way that you have that 2

120:23million see if someone gives it to you what is this gift tax gift tax okay how's that work the following gifts are considered to be taxable gifts when they exceed an annual gift exclusion amount of $14,000 taxable gifts count as part of $5.3 million in 2014 you're allowed to give away during your lifetime before you must pay the gift tax what hold the on gifts sub to the so if I give you something that is expensive you have to pay a gift tax it's over a certain amount of money that's disgusting $10,000 or something that's disgusting it really is it's really sad that's just sad it's sad that we live in this country that thinks it's okay to steal money like that from people like say if you don't have anything and you you don't make a lot of money and a guy gives you $20,000 you have to give the government a piece of that $20,000 them them I mean that that's what about when you

121:30like when I first moved here it was my first like real adult job and I figured out I was working 30% of the time for the government they take 30% yeah directly out and it just it blew my mind and then and then like I don't know what's going on with Trump but like in the last election I think Mitt Romney finally came out and said he paid like something like 177% yeah which is not like they it's a it's it's so sad it's it frustrates people when like the rich people can have all those deductions and pay 177% we're paying 30 well there's tax shelters and then there's also storing money overseas that's where things things get real weird cuz there's a lot of super Uber rich people that have a fuckload of money stored overseas and by doing that and by these o these overseas tax shelters they can hide a lot of money you know who's got that going on you remember that dude who

122:21had those uh late night commercials the weight loss Secrets they don't want you to know about Kevin Trudeau remember that Kevin Trudeau guy yeah that guy made a grip of money ripping people off and vanished and uh he went to jail he went to jail but the money vanished like he just like there's a lot like he's claiming he doesn't know where any of it is and so they lock him up they're going to lock him up for like 10 years but then once he gets out that guy's going to get in a raft he's going to Pedal out to the middle of the ocean get picked up by a yacht swept off to to Costa Rica or wherever the he's got that money hidden like these a lot of these like really rich dudes they figure out a way to preserve as much of that money as possible that's why they a guy like Bernie Sanders comes along and they freak out they go shut him up shut him up the is he

123:11saying he wants more people to pay how much and then there's like there's rates well he was in favor of like say if you make a certain amount of year like if you make more than $15 million a year let's just make up a number then every dollar over that they could tax You by like some stupid amount wasn't it like 90% % yeah yeah and he said he didn't think that was too much the idea is like you shouldn't be winning the game that that much like if but the game is about money and the idea is like well we should probably control how much money people make because it shouldn't be just about money should be about productivity how much you contribute it shouldn't be that you figure out how to move numbers around some accounts and because of that you've made $3 billion like what have you done what have you actually contributed to society you figured out some weird little loopholes and little

124:01sneaky ways you can move ones and zeros around on servers and because of that you've made a billion dollars like so his idea is that that shouldn't be possible and that after you know it's not like you can't be rich but everything after like 15 million dollars a year you gotta just give it all back but that people are not going to work that hard they're going to get to that $15 million a year mark and they're going to slow it down and back it off just go on vacation yeah and then every well it slows productivity because those crazy as dark as it is like they have to be watched there's got to be some regulation because greedy people get greedy but if you don't have their their ability to push it to the Limit if they don't have that ability we'll have a lot less things that are new a lot less Innovation just be a a lot less um companies like huge companies like Apple and companies where

124:52you buy like awesome it's going to be a lot less of them they just people are not going to push that hard because they they're not going to get the benefits that you like you get crazy benefits when you're some Elon Musk character you know when you've got billions and billions of dollars there's a crazy benefit to that not just a benefit in terms of like being uh a guy who's like an innovator and someone who makes cool but there's also benefits financially like the guy lives in a castle right he can do whatever the he wants he flies around private jets if you're limiting people and limiting their the amount of money they can make that drastically you're going to lose a lot of those people it's not a good argument for uh going against sort of organizing wealth to the point where wealth distribution but it's uh it's the reality of human nature you know people

125:45people aren't going to work that hard if they can't make a grip of money they want to make fat cash Jo but again I put a box of $2 million and I leave it to you at the at the at the wake my wife gives you 2 million of them I have to pay would you have to why cuz you go to jail how would they yeah don't do that how would they find out they're going to find out because I have $2 million all of a sudden no they're not what am I going to do with the money just keep it in a bag no but you know you money has like like they could find out but if they see here's the thing if you if they found out you're going to jail you'd have to trust the person if you have $2 million listen if you have $2 million and you go to jail you would give that $2 million back to get out of jail you would I know somebody who died and left a million cash he was an illegal type Shady character the hands

126:37the money went through three different places now the sister's got it hey she never paid taxes she just came from Cuba she spending a little bit here and there that's yeah if you if I gave you $2 million the first thing you do is go to Lee Lee's got a restroom on ventur B bouevard Angelina I don't know what he grosses out of there but you going to lead you go I'm going to give you 100 Grand a year you're going to pay me 60 I'm not going to show up to work you're going to pay me 60 Grand a year and get my money back and I'll pay taxes on that stupid amount I ain't giving nobody a half a million dollars that you left me that's an interesting way to do it have like a no work job pay somebody 40 why can't do it it's illegal 40 Grand shut your mouth till the day I die to the the day I die you get an extra 40 off me just for doing the paperwork this much well that would work

127:26if you could do it that way there way to do it there's ways to do it somebody leaves me $2 million dollars that's not in the television industry this guy sold Coke or whatever here's the problem I ain't saying dick that person i't saying dick dog that person has to figure out a way to justify getting that money like that where' you get that $100,000 where'd that go nobody knows not listen there's tons of people that have done that have just you just said it yourself listen you work hard for your money you're going to send money to some Bahamian bank with two uh guys with with weapons holding your money good luck nobody sends over 50 mil unless they got 50 mil hidden over here I wouldn't I wouldn't you see what happened to Johnny Depp in that moveie he did with the coke when he went back down in the Panamanian government took his money it took $250 million from blow that happens

128:17all the time that happens all the time those Swiss bank accounts you trust somebody with your $10 million over there really for me to put $10 million 12 hours from me I got to have $10 million close by too there's got to be I know a thousand you know if if when they watch narcos those panamanians whatever they were they were making so much money they were burying it Colombians burying it like like it was seeds yeah like who just plant the money tree they had to figure out where to put it weren't they saying he spent 2500 a month on rubber bands for or something rubber band what you do with that you know how many you know you know how many millions of dollars 20 how much 2500 is what I saw on rubber bands one time he burnt a million dollars just to stay warm Jesus Christ it was cold that night he just put money in the thing lit it just to stay warm I wonder what keeps a guy like that

129:11here's a perfect example I mean not it's obviously drug dealing not capitalism but what keeps the guy pushing when he's making that much money what keeps the Empire the guy from American what keeps an American what keeps Trump building and making millions of dollars power right uh it's got to be three of the seven yeah you were speaking about addiction to drama earlier it seems like would probably be the same get your dick suck that listen that rats ate $1 billion dollar of Pablo Escobar's profits each year he was earning so much a year we would write off 10% of the money because rats would eat it in storage or be damaged by water or lost holy cartel spent 25 yeah and rubber bands to hold the money together oh my God those are those are crazy stats but the thing about Escobar is he made more money than he could ever possibly spend and yet he kept working he kept wanting that money

130:08to come in he kept working and from what the little I've seen people loved him there because he would build soccer stadiums and do all that I think that's part of the reason why people get annoyed with Trump or whoever you want to say here because it doesn't seem like they're doing anything well it's also that thing when you're selling drugs you get locked up in a business like Escobar was where he had so much power and so much drugs he was selling you don't want to give that power to somebody else so once you've got that whole thing down and you're making all that money like you you must be incredibly reluctant to give that up I mean think about how long it took him to to put together the network to make the kind of money that he was making towards the end very reluctant to just hand that over to somebody else because the business is always going to be there the demand's

130:50always going to be there the suppli is always going to be there like who's making these transactions you just have to give it to somebody else and then plus you'd open yourself up to all these other drug dealers becoming just as crazy as you were when you're coked up in nuts he I read one of his books I read one of the books by a Colombian journalist like I just don't read any author this guy was referred to me like this guy really worked in the trenches he was an amazing like he could have ran any CEO 500 company and out shown him with a third grade education what did he have he knew he knew what he had he knew the price he knew how to buy people off and he knew how to speak like he was a Yahoo like if you looked at him in the street and I go that guy makes 6 million an hour you go Joey look at his belt buckle look at his belt buckle he's got like a belt buckle this

131:45big but the guy made so much money I knew a guy that was making six million every six weeks six million every six weeks but I know him personally no but I knew him on sight I knew what he did what is he doing he was what do you think he was doing he wasn't even looking at the coke you understand me wasn't even looking at it it was coming from Colombia it would land in Denver and from Denver he would ship it to Milwaukee Hawaii and all the states surrounding and how would he ship it trucks white people with a family put in the trunk of a car and we're going skiing meanwhile while you're going skiing you got 25 pounds wow in the back of your truck you don't even see it you and so you go somewhere you meet somebody hand it off you don't even hand it off just give them the car it's like a movie it's like a Johnny Depp movie just give him the car you see all this Johnny Depp that's going

132:42on in the news Johnny Depp his girl Doug Stan hope wrote an article it's scary yeah it's well it's one of two things right either Johnny Depp really beat beat up his girlfriend or his girlfriend is lying and saying that Johnny Depp beat him up and Stan hope and his girlfriend saw it the whole time that's Stan Hope's version of it I trust Dan hope I trust him very well I trust Dan hope about as much as anybody I know so if he says that that she was manipulating him and that she was going to she had said and he had was worried that she was going to do this yeah Johnny Deb is being blackmailed by Amber herd here's how I know guest column Doug St hope the rap bunch of people got upset at me for tweeting that it's cuz be it's you're not supposed to take a side uh and if you do take a side you have to take the woman's side because the woman's should could potentially be

133:34actually getting abused did he get arrested I don't think so the cops came and I think they found no evidence of uh do you know what happens when the cops come and there's an argument now yeah they take you away it's not good yeah they take the man away he wasn't there he fled the scene did he yeah he fled the scene but if there was a problem they would have come and got him they would have come and got him so uh even with the pictures if there was pictures and shit's broken now because of OJ you have to especially in La yeah especially in LA but it's weird how many people like automatically assume that he was beating her up it's um why is it that someone wants to pick aide is it like to show that you're a good person and you side with the woman always is that what it is like what's going on like why why do people pretend that some people aren't manipulative that some some people are

134:29manipulative and some we know that right we know some people are manipulative we know some people lie we know some people set people up we know some people blackmail people we know that's real but why how come when it's a girl we all of a sudden go well I can't think that way man I can't believe you're supporting a wife beater like you she had a scar she had a scar over her eye she got a restraining on I just can't can't figure out why they didn't arrest him yeah maybe he's got recordings or something maybe he knows something but he definitely has a bunch of witnesses saying that uh Johnny Depp was worried about it before it ever happened first of all Joe Rogan they living a creepy life creepy how so they don't live in a real life Joe Rogan I I love Johnny Depp he's done some great movies but any of those actors at that level you just had a you just said a you were talking about

135:19I just saw a clip where you told me personally about you went to Naomi Campbells party how is that different from your birthday party wait first of all I know you 20 years I don't have birthday you don't have birthday parties okay that's number one what gives you the right you ever see you ever get an invite to like Thursday night at 7 Cafe londis right you know bring a gift we're going to have dinner listen I wouldn't go to your birthday party if you were born firecrackers out of your ass cuz that's not me that's not the world I'm from once you hit 15 and you get roller skates birthdays are over you get a kiss and a blow job from your wife I don't even give a about a cake anymore you what I'm saying you went to a birthday party okay when you live in that realm of stardom think of what Jada pinket and that black dude what's his name Smith if they lived

136:08in Philadelphia with that son of theirs they would have put that you ever see the the pilot of Empire no you didn't no pilot of Empire has something very interesting that nobody caught in this country nobody said nothing the pilot of Empire the black dude uh uh Lonely with a pimp whatever there's a scene in there where the young kid that's gay comes out with Lady shoes on and he's writing a lyric to a rap song like yeah he sees the kid he picks him up and he puts him in a garbage can did you know that no I didn't know that and he runs in and they're like what' you do and he goes that I ain't going to have no living in my house and all this when I came from Cuba the first family I encountered before the D lorenzos was a black family they didn't say the word in the house this is the 70s and you couldn't even talk about a gay relative that's why I always knew

137:03that gay guys in the NFL and the NBA that ain't going to work though that shit's never going to work it's like a hidden thing but remember when they first introduced the gay basketball player in the NBA people were jumping up for Joy not those Brothers those brothers were on the phone with the general manager going listen this shit's Dee rooted I don't want no gay my thing I don't care if he's black or not a lot of people can't say that in public they would be people can't talk what we really like anymore dog people just say just to say it we don't come from that fake world man we haven't been sucked into that Hollywood world we won't allow it we won't allow it we just we're having a Hollywood party what happen I don't even go to premieres I don't want to know nothing anywh I see people kissing cheeks twice I don't want to be there you understand me cuz I

137:56don't need to be there so they come from a different world Joe Rogan what they see as reality and what's going on is not really going on because they've sucked in how many times you've been on a set and what you're looking at is dog and they're laughing and G fake laughing fake laughing that's not the world I came from the producer fake laugh is that's a real thing that's real we tell the I I heard they they have to keep you up build you up so on the 30th take that was hilarious no it wasn't I know well how about I come to your house and tell you the same jokes 30 times same joke word for word you're going to be giggling no you're not don't don't do this to me don't do this to me so you got to assume these people are living in this world that got she was on the phone with her friend and she called for her friend to D 911 and all this you know who the knows Joe we

138:48were there we don't he don't have a prenup 60% he's going to lose why do you get yourself in these predicaments you not getting your dick suck stabbing a and dropping off in the 170 does Johnny Depp have a prenup I supposedly he doesn't and California is a 60% State I don't wait a minute please tell me Johnny Depp has a prenup then you know he's on drugs if he didn't didn't have we'll find out here if he didn't have a prenup he was on drugs has there been anything before before like I've never heard Johnny Deb hit a girl or no no his ex-wife said it's Preposterous it's not in him Doug stub said it's not him Doug stub's actually good friends with him say guy like the last thing he would do is hit somebody just doesn't have it in him he not that guy he's not like a aggressive guy well at the other hand something else happened his mother died yep a week before now let's talk

139:42about a death a death takes a while to sank in but the first 25 days my friend you know well St hope talked about it in the actual uh interview oh my God the pair did not have a PR 15 months that's it so her benefits from California law which guarantees her a minimum of one half of however much their combined worth increased during their 15 months together huh Forbes listed death as the 12th richest actor 2015 a net worth of $400 million looks like we want to see Pirates of the Caribbean 6 S8 n oh my God during his marriage to her go back to where the during his marriage to her Depp Goden estimated 61 million to appear in the $170 million Alice Through the Looking Glass and 40 million to star in Black Mass where he won Raves playing Boston gangster Whitey Boulder holy oh my god you dumb what do you do when you walk to the bank with a $40 million check they don't even put you in the

140:49regular line what Stan hopes you don't go to a bank it's all done Wireless but when Stan Hope was talking to him he was saying that his mother like obviously troubled him badly when he died but that this was as bad as that this was like looming over him he knew that he was going to get blackmailed he knew that uh she was going after him she had some demands and unless he met him she said she was going to go to the the Press he look man he's an older dude he's like 52 she's young and hot and obviously if if Doug and Johnny Depp are telling the truth she's manipulative and some people are really good actors man they're really good at pretend they love you and when you're a guy who's like a celebrity to the extent of Johnny Depp he hasn't been not famous for more than 30 years so through all that time he's had like weird interactions with people where he's not exactly sure where they're

141:42coming from it's never balanced you know it's always he's Johnny Depp at the end of the day he's Johnny Depp that's what I'm saying it's a different head bro but the fact that he he was willing to marry her and not sign a prenup is hilarious that's hilarious it's called ether The Ether no they're living in ether they're under the ether Joe when no no like that n when when you're under that can you imagine if I came to you every day and told you you were a brilliant actor there's that and then there's you're not looking hot she she you've seen how hot she is oh she's beautiful she's stunning That's The Ether that's the real ether it's ether both of them it's ether it's the whole bro you live in this bubble man you know everybody wants to come to LA to to be a star there's so much that comes with that bubble meanwhile she should have just taken a divorce why does she have to slap them

142:34around just say I don't want to do this anymore that's all she says and she's making millions right well it's only 15 months like so do you think there's like a lot of hot girls especially in this town who their entire plan is just to land a rich guy marry him for a year and then just leave no but let me tell you something if that girl was smart and she looked at her attractiveness as a like a career and marrying Rich dudes yeah there's like a lot of value in being broken up with Johnny Depp like if she breaks up with him and she makes like look if he's worth that much money she's getting 10 million right she's getting 10 million at least right yeah right okay so she gets the 10 million she relaxes and other Rich dudes come in and try to scoop her up cuz it's Johnny Depp's former ex-wife or current ex-wife yeah they have a lot of those like they they go from celebrity to

143:28celebrity if she wanted to ja Kennedy went to Onasis that's big bank if you want to get dark you just go to the next you just go to the next MC jager's wife just married somebody who's got tons of cash like I said what's his name I don't know who did who did Jerry Hall Just Married dog I don't know like she's 61 or something or 57 she's a rbert Murdoch Jerry wait a minute Jerry Hall rer I thought rert Murdoch had a hot little Chinese one last week when you w hold on a second scroll up and 59 my beautiful family Jerry Hall 59 posts photo with her and a new husband Rupert Murdoch 85 surrounded by their children on their wedding day please expand that picture much larger what kind of dark prostitution are we looking at here this is dark this is like sorcery this is so strange I mean she can't even possibly pretend that he's attractive that's like her dad man she

144:28was married to MC Jagger and he told her the wedding wasn't null and void cuz they got married on an island that chick is in shock yeah P Johnny Louie on it see for a guy like Rupert Murdoch that's a prize see look he's got a bunch of Chinese kids see his kids are like half Chinese that's the ex-wife that's the last one he jettisoned she talked too much she didn't bow hard enough I still see your face when you bow now find out what happened why am I TMZ and U rert Murdoch but he he had some hot wife before that Jerry Hall good luck but my point was that I really think that this lady if she just divorced him but I guess she wanted a lot of money she might have been greedy she might have been angry at him you know who knows I think it' be more than 10 cuz it was half of what they made in that year and they said he got paid 40 and 60 so that's that's no it's half of

145:22what he's his money increased by okay so that's different pull it up again so we get a look at it I'm pretty sure that's what it says I think it said half of what it like say if he made $20 million one year and then $30 million with her got it half of that 10 oh so she don't get half of the four M guarantees her a minimum of one half of however much they're combined worth increased during their 15 months together so she made $10 more that year and Johnny made 50 million more yeah it's Madness man I mean she uh she got them there's I've met girls like that man they're coyotes they're strange they they stand outside your fence and they howl and they're they're vicious man and there's there's girls like that and there's guys like that right there's guys that are rofy a girls drink and rape her there's guys that'll uh rip a girl's bank account off there's guys that are creepy right

146:14well there's girls that are creepy too there's human beings that suck and we have to be aware on both sides there's human beings that do devious and uh just because it's a girl doesn't mean she's not going to do stuff like that believe me my friend was killed by a girl Phil Hartman was shot in his sleep by a Woman They people are people are dark they do dark men and women and the idea that you're going to go on one side or another I retweet tweeted that article not because I believe 100% that that's what happened but because Doug Stan Hope's my brother so if Doug stanh hope puts something like that out there I help him promote that I help other people read his work does it's not an endorsement but it's 100% I'm I'm I will trust Doug Stan Hope's opinion on things before I will take some actress lady's word on what happened I would trust at least Doug's

147:06opinion that Johnny was at least saying that he was going to get blackmailed but who knows he might have been smacking around yday didn't want anybody to know and like I'm minding my business I'm minding my business I ain't bothering nobody I'm watching the baby it's 4:30 did I tell you about this Le no I heard a knock on the door I never open my door you can knock on my door all you want if you don't call me I don't open the door I just sit there and watch TV I'm one of those unless you call me and I'm coming over I don't open the door for anybody you can and that's I've been doing that for 30 years I don't know nothing but the baby was like Daddy somebody's at the door I'm like God damn it I opened the door three women at my door two of them were cockeyed I swear to God I'm not even trying to be funny they're from the Church of Latter Day Saints okay how you doing I go listen

147:56I'm not into this stuff but my wife is my wife isn't into the Mormons I just said that so I could get off the hook I'm feeling the baby if you want to come back in 30 minutes go goes I'm really thirsty can I got a glass of water or a water bottle you know what man that's how they get you in that's a tactic I closed the door you know me I don't give a hold on one second I closed the door get my wife is from Tennessee she saves those bottles and fills them up with water and takes them to yoga I throw them away what are we white trash I throw these things away once they're done they're done my wife saves them and puts them in the freezer for headaches and so I went to get one of those and there was no bottles so I give her a glass of water she takes off now I'm running against the clock these three little morning are going to come back my wife walks in I let let me go

148:45outside and get H you know they stole my pipe when they asked me to get the water they stole my pot pipe from the balcony nobody else was on that balcony the water guy comes on that balcony he sees the pipe I don't leave wheed out there I'm not that stupid I just leave the pipe with the cleaner the pipe the my wife was there and Wana came the lady who takes care of mercy and they didn't steal a the Mormon stole my pipe let me tell you something I got in that car and hunted those three little cockeyed down all over I couldn't find them they never came back they stole my pot pipe do you think they stole it because they were just stealing things or do you think they stole it because they didn't want you to be engaging in such horrible Behavior smoking marijuana while you're taking care of your child I wasn't smoking while I was taking care of the child I just always leave it out there it's

149:29always out there that's I mean I mean like you have one you have a child but you're still smoking marijuana like how dare you what are you doing with a pot pipe out we need to take this from him maybe they took it but if they smoked it they ain't cockey no more that two ain't cockey no more she had holes in her feet and her shoes and I'm sitting there going what religion send people are knock on doors on Memorial Day that's a guaranteed slam to the door to the face didn't you have another one that you kept like he kept coming back yeah I had a Jehovah Witness I was stringing him along I was just having a good time with him I want to talk to you he caught me at a bad time come back in an hour I'd see him lurking in front of my house I'd be I couldn't even go home I couldn't even go home I had him strung out for like four months though every time he come over you know what I really want to

150:14talk to you give me those pamphlets I'll call the number so some people must be happy that they come right they must get some people like oh I've been really curious about this please come on in did you ever invite anybody in your home no in the whole exist one time a girl was selling cookies she pretty hot did you invite her in I invited her in and what happened uh nothing nothing a close a deal back then I was like 21 did you buy the cookies I think so I think I bought cookies I don't remember just remember her being hot probably spells a lot of cookies knocking on people's doors speaking about taxing what about those religions that make you give like 10% to the church tithing on top of taxes M tithing oh my God we had a guy on Fear Factor it won a million bucks you don't really win a million bucks because the government takes a big chunk and most people they take the onetime payment

151:05instead of like the 50 Grand a year for the rest of your life that kind of thing um but this guy before he did the stunt started talking in tongues he's like standing on this like Cliff side he's like they like they talk in a madeup nonsense language it like repeats the same sounds over and over and over again but this talking in tongues he really believed it was like a religious experience and that God helped him win a million bucks I was going through a box of vhs's about a month ago and I put one in and it caught the beginning of a Fear Factor like one the second season and I watched like 15 minutes of it and looking at it now and knowing you I don't know how the you did that the show should have been how long does it take till Joe Rogan you up like how long remember when Tony Soprano used to beat people up like that somebody would say something and they

152:02just throw a bottle and go over and start kicking you he beat up Georgie like four times hilarious he knocked his eye out that's what the episode should have been like half the time like in the mid sentence you just start punching somebody kicking them when they're on the phone what do you mean you don't want to eat the eggs like that's the next level of Fear Factor like go on there like with Chris leben as the host and every time you like act up they just beat the out of you like America's ready see Fear Factor was like everything else 90% of the people were cool I think 90% of the people everywhere cool yeah 90% of people just having a good time yeah yeah 90% there was some goofy contestants and I know and I know you would look at them and go oh the cameras weren't on as a grown man that's the closest I've ever been to a street fight oh that one episode one episode and if that wasn't

152:51if that wasn't there if that was somewhere else instead of like in front of cameras I definitely would have strangled him 100% like just the whole thing was like there was eight cameras around all these people around and I was like I don't want to commit to hurting this guy but he's a dangerous I'm like that guy could totally Sucker Punch me he just he was so amped up and kept coming into my face kept running towards me I pushed him away ran towards me again I pushed him away and I was like okay this is on I'm like I'm not going to I'm not going to keep pushing this guy away I'm not going to take a chance at him doing something so I clamped onto him I was thinking of guillotining him or kneeing him in the face trying to put I was trying to think like I was like legally the the guillotine would be a much smarter move because I have his head I'm definitely

153:36sure I can snap him down I know he's got no defense and if I hit him in the face it's probably going to be ugly you know kneeing someone in the face is devastating it's terrible it's terrible to do to someone's face I got in the face once oh broke my nose my eyes got black and blue I had a headache for three days after one knee one knee straight on the nose straight on the nose people get that amped up that they want to physically fight you like people are so amped up they want to actually throw their limbs at you like boy everything's gotten so out the window and when you're that close screaming at each other like in each other guys get in your face it's so close close to like a catastrophic injury like anybody that's that nuts that's screaming at you inches from your face like all bets are off like we're on uh we're on Safari rules here like this

154:31is uh we're in jungled territory this is a very dangerous time if it wasn't for a lot of people being around particular like if that happens and you're alone imagine if you're alone with the in the woods with a guy who's screaming at you and getting in your face like that like people die like that all the time people have a knife they're in that sort of a situation people stab people out of fear just trying to be the one who doesn't get stabbed you know you think it's going to it's eventually going to get ugly I had a situation with Joe Rogan I was so scared but it made sense what people say that when sometimes it takes to get hit and the fear goes away it's like my ex-wife got some guy with my ex with her boyfriend to jump me one time and they hit the dog with a 2x4 and I think I got more mad about that that they hit his name was Hercules they hit him with a with a 2x4 and when I ran

155:23downstairs the guy hit me with a 2x4 but he didn't really break my rib I just felt something and I could still swing and stuff and I was really scared and my heart was pumping but after I got my hands on him and the pain went away like I was a different person like his buddy hit me from behind and he tripped and he started running once I took the first guy down and I was scared shitless and the one guy was way bigger than me but I got so pissed about which ran the guy with the stick the bigger guy or the little guy the the the little guy hit hit me with the stick and I don't know what I did I didn't know about singles or doubles I don't know nothing about that I'm not going to lie to nobody I was just so hot that I tackled them and I kept punching them punching them punching and punching and then I got away and I started kicking him and I just started stepping on him I

156:12started stepping on him dog I didn't know what to do he was making weird noises and I went inside the house and I called a boulder C who was off duty who was a cool guy and I was prepared to go to jail like I had KN I knew I had the guy was still outside on the ground guy was on the ground I him up I stepped on his ankle I up his foot you know me dog all that dirty I kicked him before I went to call I kicked him like three times in the balls just to really keep him down like I kicked him with everything I had because listen you want to hit me that's one thing they hit that dog you're not going to hit a dog in front of me not in your worst situ especially my dog you're not going to have my dog in front of 2x4 and the other guy took off and I'll never forget calling the guy's name was dery and he came and he was 400 lb dery big those big fat cops old Boulder cop

157:06never got out of his car you know and I said dery you know call the cops you know I I protected myself I maybe went a little bit overboard you know and dery goes call the cops this is beautiful let's just wrap him up and drop him in front of the hospital and I was always a I was never scared that night like at all I think once that that 2x4 hit me whatever the hit me in the side well there's the anticipation of violence is almost sometimes worse than the violence itself because the anticipation of fight is what everybody's terrified of it's like what could happen the unknown but once it's happening it's not the unknown anymore and it's the right what's what's going on it's going on right now like in um competing um once a fight starts you don't feel the same uh fear like the real fear is the weigh-ins before the fight like the announcements walking to

158:03the to the ring waiting in the locker room all that that's the real fear when you're there and you're actually fighting it's not a fear thing it's just a you're so zoned into the moment you're so reacting so I would imagine that's probably the same thing with that it's just like the fear of guy coming over and kicking your ass is way worse than actually being in the fight with a guy especially if you know how to handle yourself it's like now it's actually control something something's going on here I can react I can move around with something that's actually going down guys get addicted to that too boy I'm very surprised I'm not really really violent like I'm really surprised no no no because they always blame on your childhood yeah they always attach things to your childhood and I grew up around one of the most violent people I ever met in my my life that's why I know

158:51fear like I know what fear is to be scared of somebody really CRA there's a difference between getting smacked your step yeah and his friends the people we hung out with and I'm surprised I'm not more violent like I don't I don't shoot animals or well you're a smart guy you well you would never do that you've always been an animal lover man but it's just weird that I didn't come out with that like I I I don't believe in uh I don't know did your violence stop though cuz I mean when did your violence stop because you were still smacking people I don't know when no my violence stopped when I got beat up that's when that violent mentality when I realized that there's always somebody out there that's going to you up and now it's not like your mom it's not a controlled beating it's real somebody you don't know what makes somebody punch you three times in the head and stop isn't that

159:42interesting how that is like the answer that everybody always has to how many there are out there that talk so much like there's a lot of people running around that really need to get a punch in the face and people go that is a terrible way to think about that is a awful way but no there's a humbling to that just like that lady was like thank you sir when she got up by that elk you need to get thank you sir you you really need that in your life like people need to get their ass kicked man they don't so they they just run around thinking there's no consequences to their actions like they living in this nerfed environment a guy like you you see some dark going on and you know you know there's consequences you grew up with consequences heavy consequences going to the hospital bleeding that's a consequence Jack plus you're always around drugs and drug dealers and Drug

160:29people and people that are you know involved in illegal activity where they have to protect their freedom like drug dealers and being around drug dealers like they're always one step closer to violence than anybody else around them they're always because they're living a a dirty life they're living a life of complication and and worry you always got to worry about someone turning you in you always got to worry about someone getting arrested where'd you get these drugs from oh where does he live and then boom you got to worry about people showing up at your house you got to stash stuff in weird spots you got to always be on edge and once you add that drug to the mix like once you're dealing Coke okay like okay take for example Pablo Pablo didn't snork Coke he didn't do drugs but I thought in the movie s a lot of weed right he smoked pot did he do any Coke in the show no no Coke at

161:17all I think you're right once you once once you do Coke as a dealer or heroin or prescription pills that puts your judgment somewhere else when you do Coke and you do Coke for 3 hours the high becomes something else that euphoric becomes paranoia right and the more you do it the paranoia it shuts the window the euphoric State goes from 3 hours to 2 hours to 1 hour to two bumps like towards the end for me two bumps I was done paranoia was high on the way home if I was driving and and I saw a cop car over there just watching Speeders that cop car stayed in my mind and grew like a weed why was he there why that makes your trigger finger a lot quicker that makes so many things a lot quicker yeah you know I used to call the cops on myself that's not a joke that's not a joke that's a joke on stage but where I originated from was in 1986 I spent the weekend doing the best Coke in

162:15the world and I kept calling the cops calling the cops and they kept coming over going what there's a parlar in the other room and they were going and after like the 10th time they go can we talk to you for a second they said listen how many lines have you done tonight and I'm like I haven't stopped I'm like we suggest you put away the bag oh that's so funny and the next Monday I had to walk to the police station like when I after a good 12 hours sleep and explained to them I wasn't doing blow it was just a reaction to the orange juice and they're like listen you got to stop you got to stop doing powder you were calling the cops on your dog thank God this happens all the time up here in Aspen did I ever tell you when I was a volunteer fireman and Aspen no you didn't know about that no that your Uncle Joey okay in and snow Mass Village to be you could go to a shitty gym or you go

163:06to the snow MK Club where they have shaving cream and Q-tips o Q-tips so you know Joey I joined the snow MK Club but it was three bills a month in 1982 I couldn't afford that 300 a month oh my God the Snowman Club in the 80s the Snowman Club anything to do with Aspen those days the Aspen Club was where gybo got blown up that Drug D was making 6 million every six weeks they blew him up at the Asen Club Jack right by uh they blew him up blew him up with a pipe bomb in his car you know who his wife married die oh you no he held down for six or seven hours he bled out of his ass that that year was the jeep that they put an extra plate under the Jeep oh Jesus he would always give somebody a 20 to start his car there's one night he didn't give him a 20 he was 20 days from going on trial they found Millions at his house in garbage cans whoa he would just go into a restaurant

163:54and say hi Joe how are you Joe do me a favor his on a th000 tell me when it's over wait a second my entree is $18 so he would just give the money and that way he would never pay when he would go there he just had a running account he just had so much cash coming in that's actually pretty smart that was what he would do so when he got blown up you know who married his wife who James Khan James Khan married gbbo's wife all those single wives that get money when they get blown up they all get remarried you're right piece of if if she just kept her mouth shut and took some cash he'd probably give her many millions right you would think so but how many more Millions do you think she'll get for this and she'd have to marry some Iranian dude Persian guy with the gold Bentley so dog they told me listen you don't want to pay the 300 you could become a volunteer fireman and I go

164:48the 3 00 I'm a fireman so for 6 weeks they put me to a training program where you just like put out dumpsters and give mou to mouth and CPR and you got to run with little bags I'm doing all this coked up to the gills I'm selling Coke I'm going back every week and getting a pound of coke and selling it and to give me my hobby I'm a volunteer fireman but have you ever been an asp in a snow mess yes I've been ASP the only fires are the ones white people don't know how to do a fire in the fireplace they have a fire so they scoop it and they put in the garbage then there's a fire so I would get coked up at night and they'd be outside my house beeping with the bells like come on out there's a fire you got to come down you I wouldn't come out of the house I get so paranoid and they'd ask me the next day what happened to you last night dog I took a sleeping pill I couldn't

165:35get up this must have happened cuz every time I did show up it was always a dumpster right that was on fire what am I going to leave the house at fire for a dumpster eight white people with sticks and helmets with radios you know get the helicopter you know white people yeah you know white people over a got a 619 on Third Street over they mouth to mouth to the parrot and who gives a about the par save the dumpster did you do any fires I did like three fires but they were just dumpster fires so after a while I said what am I going there's 8 years eight idiots with things you know makeing them believe they're busy foret leave me at home call me for the big ones that's so funny and there was never a big one so they fired me that's when they realized that was only in for the membership pass they said well Aspen's a weird place because obviously there's a lot of rot of really

166:25wealthy people and they've called it home for a long time but then there was a lot of hippies that moved there in the 70s because they just wanted to get out of society and they somehow or another gravitated towards Aspen like I don't understand how that happened I know what what it was about Aspen then Colorado jails number one and two in the country as far as capacity in the in the old days 10 20 years ago Boulder County Jail was number two County Jail in the country they fed you they gave you clothes that's why they vote Democratic they trim your toenails they give you rolling paper you know when Boulder you could still smoke years ago they gave you rolling papers and sick tobacco really no other prison did that everywhere else you got to pay for cigarettes and baling now and Aspen they don't even have a kitchen Paul of France used to cater that's why

167:14Bundy escaped Paul of France used to catada and and askman if you jail you get cater Dennis they don't have a jail they have a county they cat Ted Bundy escaped from the aspirin jail yeah whoa he opened up a window and jumped out whoa and he killed a girl in snow MK Village oh man that guy is scary he is a scary he just escaped from the Asen jail jumped out of a window wow well you got to drive didn't you get to drive for a little bit and in prison like you went to Chinese places dri I would drive you know because I was the only one who had a driver's license so they would let me drive to the places where people were you were going on the road and see inmates picking up trash yeah I would bring them lunch but at the same time those people they know where they're going the next day so they called Joe Rogan and go Joe what are you doing tomorrow nothing I'm going to be

168:03between uh Laurel Canyon and Compton uh cold water do me a favor by that sign that says save the apples dump the weed there and so that's what you do so the invict come pick it up in and then they give me the bag and I would drive it in weed would be in the trunk in the garbage so I would leave the garbage on the trucks then the imix come back I would Mark the bag that they threw the weed in and they would take the weed out or the heroin or the speed and give me a cut wow it's amazing that's how they bring jail and you never got caught you know what's crazy I'm thinking about it now the guards are part of the action they don't want to get caught yeah they'd rather not deal with the stuff their extra income guys rather just relax I get nervous bringing an edible onto a plane oh my God edible on a plane is my middle name doctor Joey Diaz isn't scared of Edibles on planes what's up baby

169:01that's it three hours that's it we did it all what do we got going we got uh July 8th you and me at the C theater the MGM that's going to be fun UFC 200 yeah yeah UFC 200 that's going to be chaos I think I'm going to go on Thursday for the uh thing walk around for the Expo yeah good idea that's the nice people but you should probably get a set see if you can get a set at uh the MGM Club at Brad Garrett's Club Thursday night yeah I bet you could do a show there Thursday night if you want to set you don't give a I just want to go hang out maybe do a seminar or something learn something seminar yeah probably put some seminar yeah they got some great seminar I think it's part of a package well there's a giant it's a giant week you know of the UFC experience down there for UFC 200 yeah yeah so it's great I went about five four years ago first year they did it

169:49you took me and I walked around it was pretty interesting great stuff they usually have G grappling tournaments I don't know if they have this time I'm sure they are they have uh a lot of nogee grappling tournaments too seminars all kinds of Joey tonight for me is the countdown for UFC 199 and uh you can watch the Church of What's Happening Now on YouTube and Vimeo and Vimeo and uh you can get it on iTunes it's hilarious I suggest you get on that and subscribe uh Lee saat on Twitter Lee spell it out l e s y a t t and of course mad flavor for young Joey Diaz that's right Jamie Vernon is still Jamie Vernon when it should be young Jamie someone's got it I changed my uh pie of sh display name to young Jamie but that's all beautiful that's all you need the display name that's all you need ladies and gentlemen good night we'll be back tomorrow with Sam Harris see you soon byebye he