Brian Redban

00:08yes uh before we even get started I got to give a shout out to this dude Aaron where is it where's the uh not that but he gave us that but the other thing White Snake oh yeah there it is I told a story a long time ago about a car accident I got into when I had a I had an older girlfriend used to tell me what to do she's pretty hot though Stephanie how are you um and she uh she made me throw away this wh snake cassette after the car accident I had a little box of cassettes in my car and she said throw that out and I listened to her what all right so if you're in that state if you're in that situation right now where you're in a relationship and the person you're with tells you what to do and you go man I'm that well I was that once too and I was bummed out man that I threw out this white snake CD well was a cassette cassette rather they would I didn't even have a CD player

00:58then when did they when did CDs come out officially 90 80 I feel like we've done this before trying to figure this out before we just don't just not worthy enough somewhere in the 80s right yeah early or late 80s I would say cuz I I got my first one in I remember for my birthday when I was like 16 or something like that 17 so this had to be 88 cuz I know that after I broke up with her I started fighting again I took like a break we broke up and then I had three more fights after I dated her so uh like kickboxing fights so I remember the year uh so i' had a be 88 which is a Lot 88 or 89 but I love this cassette so that was that was like a real moment of for me you know there's moments when you have relationships where you go I can't be this guy I can't I can't just let someone tell me what to do and someone trying to change me like she was a very smart girl and

02:00she was older than me like she was 25 and I was 21 and I remember you know she was just smarter than me certainly at the time more worldly than me and uh I just listened to her it's not good man don't you hate when you see your friends in the situations though like you see the friends that are that always fight every week and they're always breaking up and they're it's yeah it's awful in her defense I was a idiot in her defense so I she was trying to shape me up you know it was interesting like you know what I knew I couldn't hang out with her anymore was um there was an incident at a comedy club that I've told before I don't want to repeat it again because the person that I talked I turned talked about in the Jamie kilstein podcast the person I was talking about is completely delusional in their perception of these events I don't want to even rehash who the original person

02:52was that I got in this dispute with but I wound up walking off the stage cuz I was disgusted by how this professional comedian was censoring people at an open mic night and um Stephanie who's by the way awesome never anything but awesome she was a very cool person so I never hated or anything but she you know she puled me as sign and she like kind of like lectured me she's like look if you want to do this if you want to do this then you have to really do it you can't walk off stage like that that's completely unprofessional and I'm like I'm not a professional I'm like I'm an amateur like yeah it's unprofessional trying to learn how to do that and then I realized like that's not how you talk to people that are in your life that if you don't like what they're doing like you have there's there's got to be a better way of approaching it than that her way of approaching it was from like

03:44a mother perspective like an authoritative perspective you know it was weird it was a weird relationship in that respect and when you see those relationships the problem is some not I don't want to generalize but often times in relationships the dynamic that the relationship begins with is the dynamic the relationship sticks with and if you get stuck in a relationship where one person is telling you what to do it very rarely goes back the other way and then you tell them what to do and then they listen it never does it's like you you develop like uh a chief and the rest of the Indians you know there's a captain and then there's a Sailors and it's just the way it is man I don't know why but with her like early on she assumed the role of of the one who is like dictating what was okay and not okay what kind of music I should like how I should dress it's real weird man but again she wasn't

04:38a bad person she was a 25-year-old girl dating a 21-year-old guy who was crazy and you know when girls are 25 they're like okay what am I doing am I going to marry this guy am I going to have kids with this idiot like I got to shape him up I got to get him stop listening to White Snake I mean I think I do that almost every relationship though like oh yeah she uh you know does coincidentally you often dig always dig girls younger than you yeah yeah definitely always and never fixable like it's hard as I try not not that fixable 21 to 25 is um doesn't seem that old like for a guy to a girl again I don't like the generalized but I definitely think that girls mature quicker than guys 100% oh yeah I think that's common knowledge right yeah well I've been trying to figure out why I've been trying to figure out what it is periods man no I think it's ego I think

05:33it's ego I think men have spent so much time coddling the male ego worrying about this guy I'll kick this guy's ass you know I'll that guy up like posturing and presenting themselves like especially when they're really young as something better than they actually are it's like a big part of being a young man until you realize somewhere around your 30s I guess that nobody buys that like nobody buys that like when you're posturing and you're pretending to be someone that other than you are you think you're giving yourself some sort of weird Comfort or trying to but it's like sucking your thumb it's not really effective it's not really doing anything women don't have that they don't have the a kick your ass they don't have this guy what does this guy think he's going to my wife you know what does this guy think he's going to take my job what do this guy think

06:23he's going to move in next to me and put up a fence in front of my that's my men get this weird thing man they get this weird male thing and women don't get that thing they get different they get things they get they get uh they get their own thing you know they get they at each other but it's not this is not nearly as like physical for the most part you know it's much more likely that two men are going to throw bones than two girls like when two girls fight it's like holy they they went for it they're like physically trying to claw each other's eyes out and usually at least one of them is out of their minds if you get two girls obviously I'm not talking about martial arts competition but if you get two girls involved in a street fight at least one of them's out of their mind these are the best like two sane dudes under the right conditions with alcohol involved could beat the out

07:19of each other it's very possible very possible especially with alcohol involved but two girls pulling hair and I would venture the vast majority of women out there have never been in a fist fight the vast majority 80% yeah I think that's a good number I think 80% is a good number probably not right so they I think they're they're you know they have different different things going on and I think even even if they want to be respected and they want to be appreciated it's not the same as like the male thing the male wanting to be respected especially like young men it's very difficult to get over just the natural monkey instincts that boys have just those natural monkey instincts they're so goddamn distracting that I think it's maybe this is just the theory not even biologically why women mature in general faster than men it might just be the the lack of the struggle with that male

08:23ego yeah Brian any thoughts on the matter yeah isn't do you ever have male instincts to like bite a girl's neck when you're having sex with her like that that kind of it seems like You' be somebody that would be like a neck biter You' be really into it and just I do not want you beating off thinking about how I so I will stop this conversation right here it's you know what it's different with different girls right isn't it with different girls You' dated mhm some some girls like to get choked they just do I hate all that when a girl tells me to slap them or choke them it's the worst I can't do it I'm not going to be you up you're going to have to get that from somebody else yeah you're going to have to call Ari do you think the daddy thing there's something there when girls are like me harder Daddy when is the whole daddy thing do you think there's something to itty it's a dirty thing

09:12yeah it's dirty they don't mean their dad they mean you they want you to be their daddy in that moment not even like a father but like like the daddy that's given the dick you know they don't even think it's like a different word it's a different use of the word daddy you know it doesn't mean the same thing it's like when you call someone Captain what's up Captain you don't really think that guy has a boat but what if you follow me yeah I totally but they you say this one girl says it as a kid though and she doesn't talk like a kid in any other times except when she's having sex and she's like Oh Daddy like like she goes she regresses until like intolerable yeah well she's dating you yeah I would assume some dark happened it's yeah but see I go deeper in it I was like yeah you like Daddy's stick don't you are you late for school oh why do you do that while you're her yeah just

10:02see are you late for school I mean like I'm going to try to go down that path if she brings it up I'll see if she plays along and if she plays along it's like fun it's like trying to learn more about this person that I'm you know it's even more disturbing saying are you late for school because that means it's morning sex like the dad doesn't even have the excuse of being drunk yes the guy just wakes up pass his coffee and his daughter that is God yeah that's not good your homework oh yeah you need to find better people but you know you got to work on yourself right I know get your own in order and you'll attract people I don't make a noise I I just don't I don't just breathe I slobber in their hair and I I don't do anything do you still take those pills uh you know I stopped at when I started explain boner pills boner pill the gas station boner pills gas

10:52station boner pills specifically Brian has like some gas stations picked out in the valley that he travels to that have Chinese drugs in them that make your dick a totem pole yeah and they they they're very sketchy uh you can go to fda.gov and see all the ingredients and all the ones they've tested and but the one I I stopped doing it when I started tripping like I I actually saw visuals I think I've talked about it on this but recently they've had new packaging where they're like Holograms and like they're they're awesome packaging like like it's a horse running or or uh but like black stallion is a good one here's a question how much you think it would cost us to randomly test the gas station pills that you take and then read the results on the air it probably do you have some right now that you've saved just packaging in my car I have about 30 different ones in

11:40my car the but you have the packages yeah okay set aside one package of each one that you really enjoy Black Stallion yeah right now I want to set these aside and I want to see how much it costs I'll go through the US uh the UFC Labs whatever they use I think they use the Nevada State athletic commission I think uses Quest Diagnostics but they test blood they test blood and urine we can't do that but we'll find out a place where we could send it to a lab to get the contents analyzed that's what the FDA has done though well an's done it so I'll just use I'll use whatever guys on it's done but FDA has done it for these ones that you're taking but do you think they're the consistent like they're not the same every week no they change you could tell they change their ingredients sometimes like I had one burst open my mouth the other day and it tasted like

12:24tea but I've had it before where I burst open my mouth and it tasted like like pills you know like like inside of a pill like a chemical yeah so the they're all um they're all powder inside some of them are powder the the one that I had the other day was like a tea like almost like weed inside but are any of them uh gels like a no there all seem to be like a powder inside and but like these new ones like uh the latest one black stallion where it has like a hologram of a horse running uh that one legit 4 days of boner solid and like I was like really studying it the other day cuz it's it's it's it's just like every single pocket of on your dick has just full it's swollen like it's it's hard though it like it feels uncomfortable like it doesn't feel like your normal dick where it's like this super high dose of Viagra I don't think it's Viagra anymore I think it used to

13:14be I don't think this is viag I think this is like some kind of reaction cuz it's like my dick is swollen up like it's like got bit by by a snake but it's it's powerful though man like and girls can tell immediately like like holy that's that you're killing me here so but when you're taking this stuff does it go down or do you have to like uh deal with a hard dick for hours after no it it's just on call but it it's ready to rock yeah but when you wake up in is a great way to put it but when you wake up in the morning it's like it's you a lot of times it's like P plus that it's like if you a girl in the morning with a PE boner mixed with that at the same time uh she's dead oh oh poor girl yeah poor lady why am I talking about this it's hilarious but you know why it's so weird that I do it though and it's only like if like if if I'm with a new girl I'll be like you know what I'm going to

14:07really impress her tonight with this thick snake venom dick and Roses or just just that yeah you don't want to set too high standard what's embarrassing though is I collect them and and it's it looks like a crazy person if you go in my car right now and if I pulled out all the ones I had in my car it look like it funny that crazy people will say if you didn't know me and think I'm crazy isn't that funny that's a funny thing people do you would think I was crazy if you paid attention to everything I do and everything I said but if we could test him within a reasonable Financial range we should totally if it cost a couple Grand or something FDA though really has gone through a lot of it most of it though has been steroids like a lot of them have had small amounts of steroids in it and well I was wondering when you were saying that you hallucinated if it was

14:55uh bath salts it dude I had to do a set I was in um in uh Tempe Improv or no standup live in Arizona I was I took some before then and I was with Tony Hinchcliffe and I was telling Tony I was like man I don't know if I can go on stage like I am seeing Trails right now I had to go on stage like tripping and I talked about it on stage like I'm sorry if I'm crazy right now like you guys are all like like Swirls and stuff like but that's how bad it was like I couldn't see so that's when I kind of stopped my fun hobby damn dude that's so dangerous you just rolling the dice that these people in this gas station laboratory are not going to kill you yeah and what's crazy a couple of them are like I tried to find more information about the the companies that make it good luck they don't exist Shadow governments in the Philippines yeah well this is my question like they

15:47do they have an ingredients like is it say like you look at the package it says what's in there no well it does it does but you could tell it's not what it is it's but what does it say on the package should I run through my car quick and get a couple yeah go get one we're going to talk about you while you're gone no h he's so ridiculous do you know anybody else that takes those things the only thing I've ever I've taken something not like boner pill but I remember taking uh like bumblebee or black something like that like it's like a caffeine pill before I go on stage or me my friends we would take them like Jack ourselves up before a concert feel like we're going to have a hard attack yeah like um was probably like rip fuel like that kind of stuff a fedra or something like that but it was bad for us too we knew those were horrible for you but see those things at

16:32least other people were taking them who the do you know that's he's a Pioneer Gas Station boner pills I mean the dude's out there like David Crockett he's setting a standard and he is uh it's just such a ridiculous thing to want to put in your body when the alternative exists like you could go to an actual doctor and say I have a hard time getting an erection he'll prescribe you Viagra we all know that doesn't kill you maybe this is the weed of boner pills it's easy to get you can get it anywhere that's true it definitely is that you don't have to go to a doctor yeah that's what I mean by that well used to not have to go to doctors for stuff you used to be able to get things through Canadian pharmacies Canadian pharmacies would just send you drugs it was like the big loophole yeah how do people get you can get like that new vigil stuff you can get free samples

17:18online or something I've seen I don't know how you get it yeah I don't know new vigil's a little different maybe the pro or maybe one version of it pro vigil or new vigil I I know for sure I've read guys uh say posting on message boards saying that they bought that stuff somewhere online I think it was the underground yeah you can buy it from those like weird India that's one of the new ones this is Rhino 2 this is the one with the Hologram you're not going to be able to probably pick that up it's Rhino 11 cuz it's supposed to be 11 days at last 11 boners Is that real yeah no it's not and it comes in this look at this capsule it comes in this is just for the pill it's like this weird Matrix capsule oh dude how bad are these meanwhile look at this it says this is is hilarious it says Platinum 6000 like as if there's some like measuring going on like was there a platinum 4,000 I

18:09want Platinum 2000 yeah come on why are you pretending you have any idea these people making these just throwing some in a bowl and mixing it up while they're drunk they're not they don't know what the in there platinum 6,000 you these are two companies too but that both use rhinos my why wouldn't you use Rhino one is Dr Rhino and one is Rhino 11 well Rhino is what those Asian people um believe that rhino horns give you erections that's why they've killed so many rhinos the reason why rhino horns are worth so much and have you ever seen a rhino horn it it doesn't even make any sense they're just gross it's like hair it's a giant hard like piece of fingernail or hair whereas like if you look at elephant tusks you go wow I kind of get it that's beautiful those are those are amazing rhinal horns don't look cool they're gross looking yeah look at that and so they take those

19:04things and they make some Chinese medicine that doesn't even work it doesn't even work I mean that doesn't make your dick hard it's we have Viagra and they're still killing rhinos so this actually has ingredients on it like Chinese daughter seed asparagus there's asparagus in here asparagus why would they put asparagus in because they want your PE to smell different so that you really feel like something's happening that's true or they just put asparagus to make you go oh it's healthy it's got asparagus and and then it has none of that maybe both arguments were brought up at the meeting while they were cooking up bath bathtub meth yeah for Rhino 12 let's add some kale the problem is man I don't want any gangsters coming at us and trying to kill us because we out what their products are you know cuz these products are not being made by above board no folks most likely no and they

19:56they constantly are changing their names like if you go through my collection of these these these I don't know why I keep these but they're all different names there's not one that's well they have to Aubrey was telling us what happened this is what Aubrey says I I'm probably butchering it but Aubrey said that these people make this stuff they put in viager which they buy from some Chinese manufacturer they take that stuff what is what is it modafanil is that what it's called yeah okay so they buy that stuff in bulk and then they sell it for much more than it would be if they sold it like if you sell a prescription for like 100 pills be x amount of dollars but if you can stuff it into two gas station pills and sell each one for 10 bucks like how much does a rhino 2 cost well these new ones with the Holograms are like $14 hologram but they they last they do they

20:44don't last 11 days but they definitely last a week but if that was those are only two pills if that was a bottle of Viagra I mean $14 it wouldn't be two pills for $14 it's they probably make like a 100% more and Viagra is compared to that this you know like this will beat the out of Viagra because this has like something that makes like Viagra is cool but it lasts a couple hours doesn't really do just makes you have a boner kind of but this is like no you got bit by a snake boner for for a while yeah I I don't I would like to try it but it's not worth it I'm going to get you one of the best ones I'm not going to do it I found a review of someone danger that took Rhino 7 oh this one right here and he has like breakdown of all the different uh ingredients and whatnot of it he says that that up the main ingredient is called slide s SF SF which is the active ingredient of

21:34Viagra oh okay SEL that stuff look what it says right there okay yeah why did I think it was modafanil modaf is it modaf nil yeah okay that's it if you go up a little it says uh serious side effects like headache NAA and blurred vision I had that blurred vision part that's what made me stop these side effects that generally appear when using prescription ED medication it's funny too because the label specifically makes the claim no headache that's one of the primary complaints about the supplement the of all the stuff that was in it okay really make a lot of sense I guess that's what it says was in it yeah but what about what he found was in it okay well let me just read what it says Goji extract denen extract cinnamon bark blah blah blah licorice bunch of jining okay so what's actually in it that's really it I mean then he I don't know he didn't test it himself he just

22:28those up and then did research on all those things and then did told you how it worked for him oh so did he say it it worked Rhino 7 it worked it said it's fast acting you don't have to remember take it every day okay well there are things that okay one thing I can say is I was rock hard he says in all caps for like three days on this stuff which is almost kind of annoying ah it depends imagine having a heart on when you have to do day-to-day tasks tucking your boner into your pants and hoping it doesn't just pop out unexpectedly yeah h wow so these things really are but I see I thought you were going to send me something where the guy actually tested it to find out what the ingredients are that's what I'm interested in if you go fda.gov you could probably look up like a couple of these different ones I don't trust the government man they're lying to us about Chemtrails they're

23:15lying to us about dick pills it definitely makes you a lot hornier like like I it makes you horny I seek out massages I seek out like I and like I literally like am 100% more hornier when I'm on the though like almost bad almost bad now after you take them like the next day do you feel like no do you feel worn out no there's no none of that kind of effects like I don't get a spokesperson for boner pills have a stake in these companies I had an addiction to them and I spin out of control with why don't they sponsor your podcast I don't want anything to do with them anymore dude you need sponsors this should this should be your first sponsor I think on it needs to figure out what's in these things and make their own I think onor bon no probably not a good idea we don't we don't want to be involved in any shady Dr Dr Brian's boner pill be a side on it company yeah you

24:09could say I'm not really a doctor but I play one on the internet you have a stethoscope on this is Dr Rhino I just a Bott no just hold on to a dead rhino's horn an actual we you know we can get that special effects guy the guy that did the American werewolf to make a rhino horn with blood at the bottom of it like you had just chopped It Off like that oh like that and on the other side make it like a helmet like it looks like a dick on the horn that would be so offensive people would cry what if you what have you done they killed a Rhino just for their show rhinos are beautiful man it is kind of up that they get killed for that one specific reason for those horns so weird sad so it's just so weird but you know what that Rhino even though it looks sad that he got his horns chopped off he's probably like dude my face is a lot lighter now this is way better he does know he's an idiot look

25:00at him look stupid head stupid eyelashes he doesn't no but did they chop his horn off to save him is that what they did here because I know they're doing some weird stuff to save what does it say so just made for boner oh farmed game AR armed gang oh an armed gang reportedly broke into the Game Preserve oh and then cut the horns off stole seven rhino horns from a safe oh so the photo doesn't represent is that photo shop sh maybe looks real either way um they're doing this to uh elephants they're painting their tusks pink they're dying their tusks yes bre for awareness for awareness I got to write that down talk for a second I got to write something down I've been forgetting and I just remembered oh my God hold on one second the um rhinos on these boner pills all have their horns though so that's good that is weird that uh ants and rhinoceroses both supposedly can make

26:05boners what yeah like ants like if you grind up these African ants they can also make boners but rhinoceros horn doesn't work maybe it does maybe it does there's so many rhinos all over these things but there's a lot of that Chinese medicine stuff that just doesn't do anything some of it's got to work though mhm I mean they were hit and miss back then when they couldn't do testing they you had a you had a hope that you found a guy that was completely legit a guy who really knew how to make magic potions it's essentially what it was when they didn't have any data no internet no encyclopedias no medical books to call upon th those people there there's a lot of guessing going on say it's not real it's not real it's like a online thing that kind of went viral oh but it's there's still some sort of conservation effort going on but the pink tus painting isn't a a real thing okay so was it a

26:57Photoshop thing or was it a hoax both reports online regarding elephant tus being painted pink and an effort to devalue the Ivory poachers listen man people would still take it they would go dude this is a pink one this is one they try to save psych it's it is kind of up man just it's just such a weird it's a weird thing that people would do to chop off a part of an animal's face to try to get their dick hard this you know it'd be one thing if there wasn't an alternative don't you think if it was really awesome you would have heard about it though I don't know man I I think I've I think it might be there's something might be something to it okay why don't you google k rhino horns really give you an erection or just put Rhino boner see he won't do it because it's his laptop like I'm not getting on a list you're not going to do this to me I thought can rhino horn I'll

27:53just even show you what that says can rhino horn cure cancer grow back regrow or what can they be used for well how about right erection why you why you doing that erectile dysfunction that's what I'm looking for bam dude if it helped you with erectile dysfunction and cancer Viagra and species protection oh my God what was that saying it was spective yeah it's too small what is all speculation so far but the anti-impotence drug Viagra blah blah blah blah blah tiger penises too I guess huh tiger penis is not as good Viagra seal or powdered R Rhino horn which one is the most effective click on that one Above Top Secret definitely going to be legit if it's on Above Top Secret especially if it's in a forum black helicopters is it possible in this day and age 21st century there's still men out there that honestly believe that powdered Horn of an animal that has been

28:47butchered sometimes blah blah um has had it horns removed by a chainsaw can still be effective cure for rectile dysfunction are we really still this back word shouldn't the medical companies that are the marketing meds uh that are marketing meds which are supposed to be temporary cures for this problem be targeting the men mainly Oriental Asian racist wow I am sure who are directly responsible for the death of so many rhino rhino isn't that the way to say it or rhinos rhinos but it sounds better like you're sophisticated like deer all right so many Rhino octopi I'm a fan of octopi uh I thought that most Far Eastern countries were actually quite Progressive but they themselves are proving that they are not exclamation point first of all there's a billion people in China alone a one billion there's not that many people chopping off rhino horns if you compare

29:46them to the idiots that we have here in America just by capita you know the number of people that are scarfing up Rhino horn in Asia versus the number of people here that are chewing on bass salts there's probably way more bass salt people here than Rhino horn people there like that's a totally racist thing to say Sir for someone who's so concerned with the the Health and Welfare of these rhosi this guy's an idiot yeah well he's a guy on a forum it's easy to be an idiot on a forum it's easy to be an idiot on a podcast too it's easy to be an idiot you know but I just I don't understand why like there's there seems to be like an easy cure for that like if you just got them some of that gas station boner pills they wouldn't want to have anything to do with a rhino horn Rhino Horn's worth thousands of dollars unless there is a little bit of rhino horn in all these imagine they're telling us

30:43there's they even made a hologram on this one no imagine if that's what it is yeah we got to find out man I bet we would be a Pioneer I be be the first person to actually do a scientific test on these pills including the people that made them I bet they never test tested they don't know what the in there probably you know when we had some of the earlier versions of alphab brain we would uh run these random tests on them and we'd find out that like there would be like B12 in it or something like that or creatine or it wasn't creatine it was uh B12 I would have to ask Aubrey I'm talking out my ass but the the bottom line was the mixers that they used for our stuff when with when they combin all of our stuff they didn't clean it out so they had whatever was in there before even though it was just trace a trace amount they don't give a they just dump it in there shake that

31:37bag talk fart get on the radio maybe spit in there people are yeah it's probably done in a tent also you know like it's it's probably not a lab it's probably a tent somewhere where do you think they make boner pills if you had a Pomona yeah this isway van eyes this is van I mat I think there some dudes they have a trailer right outside freeway like under an underpass they're cooking it right in plain sight right I just want to know the guys that sell these that come to the gas stations like what those guys like the salesman the boner pill like no number 11 definitely sunglasses on all the time you don't get to see their eyes sketchy while looking left and looking right apparently there's a big NPR uh piece on this no the NBR people are into getting hardons uh nice there's a just looking down the whole article right now but it says contrary to the popular myth

32:31in the west Rhino horn was never traditionally viewed as an aphrodesiac I'm finding some stuff they use it for all sorts of things like as a gift that some people think it's a hangover cure J Jesus Christ it's valued more than gold uh something like $1,400 an ounce poers in gold is that is that what you're talking about yeah more than gold yeah I'll show you the article Vietnam's appe TI for Rhino horn drives poaching in Africa this is from 2013 um they killed 668 rhinos in 2012 it goes in to talk about what they're using to kill him and whatnot and then it says how much it's worth look at this Smuggler the guy gave his name sits behind Rhino horn Co they're seized at the airport wow there's a 60 lb 60 lbs got caught being smuggled in Hoi Min City that was worth over over like $1.5 million holy yeah they use it for a lot of things Apparently that is a crazy number there

33:37I had no idea that six pounds worth a million bucks surveys 30 different ailments including hangovers like a fat it became popular blah blah thing to do it's gifted it's great gift to your boss or a government official a it's a great gift for your boss or a government official that's how boy th Bo how do you say that name f t h n h a retired ton ton that's what you think a retired official who used to approve construction projects in the Vietnamese government got his stash of rhino horn buoy began taking Rhino horn to recover from drinking binges with contractors every time I drank alcohol I'd go home and grind the horn and drink it says buy a 65-year-old grandfather of two an hour later I'd throw up and feel sober again H that chick likes sitting at his breakfast table he unwraps a piece of newspaper to re reveal small grainy block of rhino horn he received as a

34:42gift whoa buy P pours water into a specially made bowl with a rough bottom and grinds the block of horn into a milky white liquid the grinding creates an odor that smells like burned hair hair it's because Rhino horn contains keratin the main component fingernails and hair he says that the value of rhoh horn grew as the value of rhino horn grew it became a kind of currency oh it's it's a part of their culture that's that's that they're like trading it and giving it to officials and bosses and look what I have for you very illegal right uh when we use like liquor that way sometimes people use really how about Cuban cigars oh they that too yeah yeah well Cuban cigars were the thing because Cuban cigars up until like really recently were illegal mhm we could smun one right now you want to smoke one we have three of them exactly three let's do it yeah who brought these in uh these are

35:45real Cubans yeah we have three of them tits God damn it who brought him to us I'll remember was it Aubrey minute no it was someone with in the last month I feel like was it Chris Ryan no Chris Ryan's on the new Nicki Glazier uh show uh not powerful pretty funny on that that's uh Chris Maguire is the uh EP of that show such a good show powerful Chris McGuire we're here smoking uh Cuban cigars you're allowed to smoke them now you know what they say about Cuba man they say you got to get to Cuba now they're like get there now to get cuz it's going to turn into Applebees it's going to be like 6 months from now it'll be a Marriott you bite the end off here I read something about how like we are already he dried out they're they're going to be shitty I heard that we're like taking all their beverages like Americans are already like taking like all their water

36:42supp brart oh yeah broke apart it's dry we didn't put them in a humidor I thought they were in these there's different kinds of these tubes and some of these tubes are sealed these ones are just kind of screwed down let's see a half cigar people hear that silence that's a sounds to me being a man smoking a cigar Cuban by the way probably fake just chewing on it it's not bad don't chew on it dude it's going to get you sick I treat tobacco when I was a kid cuz I read Tom Sor and Huckleberry F which is now censored like the chw chw like in the side of your mouth yeah real chew like you buy a brick of it well being men here men want to turn that um air conditioning thing on behind you a few times and we'll uh get some some hot flow up in this stuff um what were we talking oh yeah so it was a like a brick that looked like maybe like a pack of guns or something

37:57like that and you pull it apart and then you bite into the brick and pull off chunks of tobacco and chew on it and I almost threw up once maybe I did throw up but I was like all right this is stupid but I got into it because of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn yeah I never got into smoking cigars because I want to inhale it so much yeah but you get high as off these things tobacco has some sort of psychoactive properties to it for sure and I think that they use it in a lot of I rituals where they uh they light tobacco smoke and they blow it in your face while you're tripping and uh both Aubrey and Amber Lion when they did it we talking about that it's definitely got some like I've smoked cigars before and got some really good ideas where I was like oh my brain is flying you you'd probably really like cigarettes mhm I just can't wait until except for all the whole being healthy

38:52thing yeah I probably would yeah you know Eddie Bravo will smoke a cigarette every now and then mhm remember that thing I I found that thing a couple weeks ago that I didn't want to bring up because I wasn't sure if it was real but it said that cigarettes are like proven there was some study that was proven to give some sort of benefit for creativity yeah but there was the negative of the inhaling almost didn't even outweigh the benefit you got from creativity well healthwise yeah the risk yeah they were saying that it's like a neut Tropic that it actually stimulates brain function but if that's the case you're just talking about the nicotine so um I've done before shows I've sucked on those blue cigarettes first of all because I want to be Steven dorf secretly and second of all because they do give you like a little pep like a cup of coffee type pep you know yeah is that but

39:41that's not as strong as a cigarette right no that shit's compared to a cigarette like I've tried that's why I've tried doing like The Vape life and all that but it's just it's not the same it's something too I should smoke a cigarette before I go on stage yeah to see if it what it just one time see what it's like you should also have it with your morning coffee after you eat after sex you should have it with a drink you should yeah while you're driving the problem is um people get addicted you know I don't want I'm not going to do it like I'm not going to get addicted to cigarettes I never let it a habit of doing it every time you had a show and yeah that could be a problem even if you only smoked two cigarettes a weekend over the course of your life that's that's a lot of cigarettes yeah but you're old enough to do it now well Eddie does that's the the only reason

40:25why I would think there would be a way to do it is cuz Eddie Eddie just will smoke a cigarette every now and again like he might smoke once a month or every two months or something like that and I'm like wow what is that I like it like it every now and then every now and then I'll have one like that's interesting Diaz used to do that for a while too but he doesn't do it anymore he's I think he still does the blue cigarette though we're talking about Joey not Nate Nate or Nick by the way but um Diaz used to even after he quit he would uh go outside and take a cigarette from you smoke one like right before show M there's definitely some benefit in uh nicotine definitely I just would I would wonder maybe I should just smoke a cigar before I go on stage like what gives you more of a rush I would say cigarettes probably better because you're inhaling it or you're supposed to

41:13inhale it and it's faster you're not stinking up the place that's the problem with this stinking up the place first of all how dare you I know I know I I'm one of the guys that that that when they smell this they get immediately angry they're like oh okay who's the guy that's just ruining everybody's day this is what we're going to do we're going to go old timey men not not like men from the 60s and 70s we're going to go old time like 30s and 20s we're going to start smoking pipes mad man oo no mad man I never watch that show the only reason why I wanted to watch that show is cuz that redheaded girl the buzzom me redheaded girl she so hot I wanted to watch that I like her girl is just not afraid to put some pounds on does that uh tobacco you roll cigarettes with does that have a lot of nicotine and I was just thinking lot of spliff like if you made a half joint half those you up

41:57man I'd never really do spliffs I'm not a spliff guy but when I was hanging out with Charlie Murphy I did how Charlie Murphy would roll all of them so you'd be taking in the weed with the nicotine together I got higher than probably any other time before in my life doing shows with Charlie Charlie Murphy is one of the coolest guys in the world he really is I love that guy he's just such a good dude such a solid guy and he's smks the out of those blunts I hate when girls do that it's a lot of girls like the the blunts usually yeah it's I don't know why it's it's to me it's like a white guy smoking a menthol you're like oh you're one of those blunt girls Great Well you're dating girls that like to black guys yeah it's totally normal super common I that's more of age do they say y'all a lot and get mad and throw their hands around like gang signs this just stinks up like I

42:54could never be a cigar smoker in my house cuz you this would just get on everything smells awesome you like I love it don't know what you're talking about but I don't love it as much as pipes and that's what I was thinking of was it Bertrand Russell I think who was a uh famous inveterate pipe smoker tobacco addict brilliant man and back in the day um he wouldn't fly unless he could smoke on the plane he wouldn't fly he said yeah there is yeah that's him he's got a story about uh on Tobacco why don't you find find the YouTube clip okay berren Russell on Tobacco fascinating guy because that guy lived in the the dark ages of information as far as the modern world and the world of Photography and the ability to document things so to get a guy like this on uh a YouTube video conventional self indul spes like drinking tobacco which is your what year was this oh tobacco I smoke a pipe all

43:51day long except when I'm eating or sleeping hasn't that shortened your life well they used to say it would when I first took to it but I took to it some 70 years ago so it doesn't seem to have had a very great effect so far in fact you know on one occasion it saved my life I was in an airplane and a man was getting a seat for me and I said get me a seat in the smoking pot if I can't smoke I should die and sure enough there was an accident a bad accident and all the people in the non-smoking part of the plane were drowned and the people in the smoking part jumped into the Norwegian F where we landed and were were saved so that I owe my life to smoking did you have did he drown all the people he was in a plane crash Brian don't sacrifice that story all at once no he's a plane crash bro that's crazy so all the people like you see this a real ashtray somewhere this seems like

45:00one of those stories that everyone was like oh is that true but there was no internet back then so we all just believe this guy like there probably was not even a plane accident you know and he probably made this up and just cuz he's old and he's got a British accent or whatever like if Liars got together and you know they had like liar conventions like the years that the internet came out they'd be like boys we got some problems we got some problems on the horizon we got to figure out a way to lie better this is how you got to cover Your Tracks like liars it used to be super common to be completely full of particularly about your martial arts background there was a lot of really crazy people when I was a kid that were like Clayman martial arts master and they would walk around with like Chinese kung fu outfits on and and slippers they would walk around with

45:45those ninja shoes where they had the toe that was split you ever seen those shoes I've seen dudes walk around with Kung Fu outfits and they're representing two completely different countries the Kung Fu outfit is from Japan the ninja slippers are from Japan the the Kung Fu outfit is from China rather the ninja outfit is from Japan these would mix and match their different styles of train killer but that guy isn't a good example though like how back then you'd be like so every single person died in the nonsmoking like every single one every like there was a line where it said no smoking all those people died well the front of the plane well also you have to think of when you're watching a guy like bertron Russell how what when did when was that filmed did it say if he was talking about how it saved his life that had to be before they made that shitty ass old grainy movie which

46:37was in black and white so it was probably a long time ago when planes were made out of gum rappers 1959 I think is is when he died that's when that interview was okay so if it's in 59 then the plane was probably from the 40s or 50s I mean who knows when it happened but yeah that ain't good that's just mad denial wanting an excuse for smoking yeah yeah I saved my life everyone smokes a pipe though yeah pipe is definitely a different animal my my grandfather used to smoke and he used to have those big back in the day they used to have those big lighters that would sit on your desk and it was just like like huge it had like a cloth wrap around the bottom of it yeah I remember those this is the incident he was in oh it was real the book and burst disaster it was a crash of a flying boat a what yeah a what a flying why didn't you why didn't you mention that berand flying boat survivors were

47:31all in the smoking compartment at the back of the cabin it's true damn among the survivors will the philosopher ber and Russell Wikipedia citation needed wikip Wikipedia is awesome although it does say I'm 59 and Brian C is my brother I don't know why maybe he added that Brian no I think it's in my um one of the thing oh uh shiny no not shiny happy G had I'm going to be dead someday the sketch that that Brian K and I did in my parents' basement where we were banging each other we're working out we're getting pumped I think what how that whole thing started is cuz he used to say he's your brother from another mother and some idiot was like oh they're Brothers well maybe it's just for fun people did and he looks like my brother he totally looks like he'd be my brother like we just grew in different directions he went north and south and I went east and

48:21west but like if he stretched his face out and he stretched his shoulders out it's it's very similar in a lot of ways but he's uh might as well be my brother but uh yeah Wikipedia is wrong about a lot of it says I have Crohn's disease too at least it used to which I don't where' that even start from that's funny somebody being funny some being silly I kind I didn't want to change any of it I I think it's funny I I like what the internet does for the most part I think a little bit of disinformation makes a little PE people go what wait are you serious I like that like even when those stupid stories come out like I killed a mountain line with a belt my own sister called me up my own sister she's like was that true like what are you talking about you can't kill a mountain line with a belt you you don't think I'd call you if I did I'd be like strap yourself in Sister cuz your brother's a

49:11gangster I killed him Mountain line with a belt oh my God what I killed a mountain lion with a belt I'm about to go do a news story I'll call you back later I'd be strutting around in my underwear with scars all over my body I'd have all the gauze like with the blood oozing through all the stitches which I would be covered with because even if you survive a mountain line attack you ain't survive an UNSC if you go to guys code on Instagram guys code on Instagram is an excellent uh little Instagram page that has a lot of pictures of girls butts oh um but they great butts like you look at their asses you go good Lord why is that so appealing to look at you know even if someone who knows he's never going to get near that girl much less be able to squeeze it from behind you you want to and so it's worth looking at like it gives you that little ooh so they're

50:00providing you with a little pleasure when they show you their asses in those pictures those those wonderful gals of the Instagram but um guys code had this picture of this guy who was like in the 1800s killed a leopard with his bare hands he got attacked by a leopard in Africa and it wasn't a giant one but it was big enough to you up man and he was all wrapped up in stitches but the thing was dead next to him and his arms in a sling I mean he's up and when you got up back then you got up for Keeps like they didn't fix you there was no stem cells you know they didn't have ACL surgery I mean I would literally be crippled both of my knees would be completely shot because I had there there's the guy what's his name Carl akley AK l y and they have him down there as badass of the week and he's got a leopard that how much you think that weighs I don't know but

50:51it's 60b big enough to seem like it could be a little bit dangerous but it also looks like you could kind kind of kill that it just would suck like I have to break this poor cat's neck dude that thing would kill you yeah yeah are you kidding me just think I think he probably kill me I mean I think that guy probably got real lucky the cat was probably sick which is why I was trying to attack and kill a person in the first place I mean that that does happen they get sick they get old they uh sometimes their teeth get worn out and they can't kill something big anymore so that's one of the problems with certain animals when they they're Predators they start picking on people because they can't get animals anymore and people are so goddamn slow check out his quote sorry what did he say his quote down here I felt no pain but I certainly never thought for a moment that I would come

51:38out alive I was rather calm as a matter of fact except for a tremendous and wildly Pleasant thrill I felt knowing that I was battling for my life what a man what a man that's why he survived what year was this yeah what does it say doesn't say doesn't say no what a Savage 1866 oh he's born in 18 he fought an elephant too he got pinned by an elephant okay he might be a dick yeah he SL animal he might have been like the the crocodile hunter of his day just just threatening animals yeah or he might you know if you're an Africa for a long enough time you probably get jacked so he was born in 1865 so how old do you think he was in that picture probably 30 right yeah scroll up Jamie let me get a look at him all the way up there you go like Kyle canine yeah that's a hard drinking 35 that's depends that leopard that leopard would you up would me up if we had

52:45it in this studio you know how terrified would we be oh it would be terrified but then once you grabbed it you seems like you just like fall on it head out of your mind you're out of your mind have you ever held on to a cat that wants to get away you have you have cats you ever wash your cat yeah yeah you know how they try to kick and twist and they get mad at you pure muscle you know I have two of the sweetest cats in the world until you try to give them a bath those little want to go to war with you like settle down we're just getting wet right settle down wash yourself you got a dirty ass especially when they're fluffy fluffy cats come out of the litter box with a Eco disaster hanging off their they can't clean it it's not supposed to exist in nature you're never supposed to have an with all these feathers all around it that can catch what do you got there Jamie Forest you can uh

53:36see his the AY or however you say his last name Hall of African mammals in the American Museum of Natural History in Manhattan's Upper West Side so what was he was he a hunter or yeah he was like some sort of conservationist Hunter back in the time of like Roosevelt I'm looking through this article there's another guy it seems like he was head-to-head with sort of like a Tesla Edison thing there's a guy named Ward so they were going around searching and hunting for animals and finding new species of things in different in the Congo wow all sorts of different places like that I was watching this program on Buffalo um last night and uh they were talking about how the Buffalo were decimated and how um they were shipping these truck loads or uh trains you know train carriages filled with buffalo meat back to the east coast buffalo meat became high in demand and then Buffalo

54:27hides were high in demand and they were showing in this this thing that I was watching stacks of skins just stacks of skins and of skulls and you just look at it like what the fu how did you do this how did you guys not think that this was a terrible idea look at that look at those stacks of skulls there's are Stacks that go all the way up to the top of that railroad card I mean that's bananas stacks of skins look at these I mean they were just wiping out hundreds of thousands of them like how many did they wipe out a year because you got to assume like that stuff has probably recently come off the animal that says it's 40,000 Buffalo hides right there oh my God it's so crazy what they did I gotta get this guy in the podcast his name is Dan Flores and I found out about him from Steve Rella and he has a very interesting hypothesis or well he's a scientist so um he has and and a

55:28historian I believe as well so he has maybe not a scientist either way his take on what happened with the Buffalo is essentially I might butcher this but that when the first Europeans came to North America they didn't find evidence of Buffalo they talked about everything else they talked about bear they talked about deer they talked about elk they talked about all these different animals that we know exist here but they didn't really talk about Buffalo and they he beli it with the sheer numbers of Buffalo that that existed a 100 years later it seems highly improbable that they wouldn't talk about them and his take is that what happened was when Europeans started showing up in America they brought with them a lot of diseases and those diseases that they gave these people these PE like first of all like there's a there's a common myth apparently that they gave them syphilis

56:23in the form of scabs in blankets that they put scabs and blankets and gave them to the Native Americans as far as I know that's not true not only that they didn't know about bacteria then they didn't know what that you know you would that that's how it was spread they didn't know that you would give someone a scab and that the actual tissue from the scab would cause the disease the knowledge of like how disease were spread was not that sophisticated back then as far as what I read but what he's saying is that when the Europeans came here and they introduced these new disease that they had that the natives didn't have any immune systems for it devastated the population and he said that that is responsible for as many deaths as anything else to the Native Americans that lived here they just got completely wiped out by European diseases when that happened the

57:14Native Americans were responsible for keeping the Buffalo populations in check and had been doing so pretty efficiently ever since that the horse was brought to in North America because before Europeans came here Native Americans didn't have horses they weren't on horses so the horses that you know we depict the wild west Native Americans ride around the horse so how they've always been no no they were always like you know like really nomadic people that live in Brazil or something like that in the rainforest or Ecuador or something like that they they weren't on horses so they got the horses from the North Americans but they also got the diseases and while they had the horses they were on the way to in his words extraa the uh Buffalo from their domain which means a local Extinction so they were already doing such an efficient job of killing the Buffalo from horses because

58:05they'd run up on horses and just Arrow the out of these Buffalo and they were ruthlessly effective because they were on a horse so they could get that horse right up with the Buffalo because a buffalo's full clip is about 40 m an hour but a horse can run about 50 60 you know and especially like a really strong horse so these guys would just run up on these herds of Buffalo and blast him with arrows and kill him and then they got guns and once they got guns good googly moogly between horses and rifles I mean they were these Buffalo up so what happened was they got almost wiped out and the Buffalo came back strong so when they saw these millions of Buffalo out on these these prairies that was an overabundance that was a rare cycle in time that corresponded with the death of the Native Americans and this is his um his paper that he wrote Buffalo ecology I think something something Buffalo

59:01ecology his name is Dan Flores see if we can find I think it's one of those University papers though that you probably have to have a some sort of a membership and it's like one of those things that that um kid got in trouble for releasing for free remember that kid that W up killing himself yeah there's a PDF you can get oh there was a PDF what does it say 22 Pages bison ecology and bison diplomacy that's it the southern ples from 1800 to 1850 really really interesting stuff because you know we're finding out more and more about the history of this country obviously because we still have Columbus Day I mean the fact that we still have a day named after a guy who didn't even get here you know he landed in the West Indies right is that where he landed the Bahamas or some what other things do you think are on the way out Columbus Day is definitely on the way out he

59:47should have been out a long timeo he's a murderer what else Columbus is a mass murderer if you go to col to the the there was a missionary or someone that was there at the time of Columbus that detailed the horrors of what they did to the Native American people that they found to try to get these people to give them gold I mean the Horrors they would cut off body parts and and send these people out they would cut their arms off if they didn't bring back a certain amount of weight and gold they would smash babies on the Rocks they would take their children from them and smash them in the Rocks we're talking about boat boats filled with serial killers and we have we have a holiday where kids get off school for a guy who ran a boat of serial killers that came across the ocean and just laid waste to everybody in front of him I'm from a city that's named after him

60:39Columbus we even have his boat like a recreation of his boat in Columbus Ohio it's crazy man where's that uh lighter brother he's got it over there you need to spark that back up yeah I'm high as off this I think the weed the weed helps but um uh I don't know how we got on this bison I was watching Buffalo blah blah blah we were talking about dicks and it just went from rhinos to oh yeah that dude um that I posted yesterday was it cjw photography that guy's Instagram page he got a hold of me and he's making that Wolf the wolf with the snow he's going to put that on a steel plate and send it to us we're going to put it up here it's the most metal prints are badass yeah and that's like one of the most dope nature photographs ever have you seen seen it Brian pull it up it's uh on my Instagram page is the one in specific it's got this wolf and his face is covered in snow and he's looking at

61:34you not the one that we showed John Dudley my friend John was on here yesterday dude he fought a pack of wolves off that was trying to take his elk whoa yeah whoa like Barefoot like what he did no two two guides two Barefoot did he use only his how how was his feet um he was in um Alberta he shot an elk and these wolves started circling and they ran in and they were trying to scare him off the elk and he shot one and then the other wolves showed up and they started howling and circling look at that picture how dope is that picture God damn I want to he's GNA come to the shows um one of the shows at the Filmore in San Francisco and uh I want to talk to him and find out how he took this and where was he it's got to be crazy it's got to take lots of hours of sitting and waiting and camping and being really cold yeah and to get this perfect shot God what a cool animal I bet he's got

62:28some crazy stories of getting them uh and just being surrounded by wolves and whatnot because he's got a lot of cool pictures yeah you got to be you got to put yourself in a weird spot you got to be a bold to get that photo I mean because you can only be so far away right even yeah your lenses can only take you so close like how how close would you be able to like that's so it could be so it could be a little bit off but it's such a really close picture I bet he had a really good like 400 to 600 lens so oh my God maybe 50 to 100 yards at the or he's at his 100 yards yeah doubt it I doubt it but like 50 yard maybe it's hard I would imagine he'd be Clos on too he's got to be crazy depends what camera you used to um if you go to C go to his um his Instagram there's a picture of that wolf with another wolf there oh look at that that's sweet yeah he's got a bunch of

63:16bobat dope yeah that's a bobcat I think or a Lynx one of those those are sweet look at those Mountain lines he's got too look at that one licking his lips it's a Jean Simmons Mountain line it up what do you think about Jean Simmons in that whole controversy about what controversy uh him calling out NWA saying they shouldn't be allowed in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because it's not rock and roll um well kiss wasn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame forever so if I was him I'd be like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Rock and R of Fame is more of like a pop pop music popular music hall of fame there's hold that down I'm going see that wolf um the Beasty Boys are kind of rocked though if you listen to Paul's Boutique that's the end of the Fe that's it we'll scroll up then Paul's Boutique dude is is a rock and roll album or I mean I don't know what how is that it I

64:05don't know maybe he's got another page no man that's it are you sure yeah he's got 353 post yeah that's not refreshing it doesn't no it's just not refreshing just refresh it there go oh there it goes oh look at that raccoon that's crazy yeah raccoons are nuts damn he's got great photos oh amazing man no that's not it Jamie there's there's one scroll down it's the exact same pose of that wolf but he's with another wolf why is it oh there it goes it's weird out it loads right it's not loading goddamn Instagram you know what it is they went up to 60c videos and their shit's getting hammered yeah hammer time um there's another thing that I posted there it is right there there's another thing that I posted that is that exact same wolf but with another wolf next to him that might even be more badass Jesus Christ no that's way better oh my God it's like the wolf's telling him like let's go kill

64:58that photographer yeah hey dude if you're if you're listening uh scratch that make me one of these make me the double wolf that's amazing God damn that's crazy holy what a picture that guy deserves like an award for that picture like that might be I'm GNA say it is that's the coolest Wildlife photograph I've ever seen wow that's cool because yeah well it's undeniably cool the the photo looks so rare with I mean how do you get a wolf with all that snow all over his face like that what are the odds you going to capture that and then another one the same size right next to him maybe his wife the wife W maybe the wolf's on the left is a wife who's the wife the wife's on the right cuz it looks like he's she's bitching she's bitching at him yeah you you only killed five elk you're so lazy when you were young when you first met me you did so much to impress me guy's a guy's an animal to get out

65:54there Jun yeah Chris you're a animal uh just a I mean that's a timberwolf yeah man I think that's in Yellowstone Jesus that those are in yellow they have a lot of them in Yellowstone it's crazy there's um there's a cool video that I posted or a photo I posted today from uh National Geographic the National Geographic Instagram page is another one I'm completely addicted to every other day they have some just whoo photo where you look and you go God damn it and today was uh these two bears that were duking it out in Yellowstone look at the size of these beasts look at the claws on him the claws that are on that one's back as they're fighting these two giant ass Grizzlies are going at it and one of them has Wolverine style razor blades coming out of his front arm man another John Dudley story John who was here yesterday he saw a bear kill a moose he was there when a Grizzly

66:59swatted a moose in the back and broke its back wow he said the bear was chasing the Moose he got they they got into conflict the bear got on top of him and swatted his back and broke it he said he broke his back with one swipe wow he also talked about this cabin that they had in the woods where this bear broke into the cabin pulled the wall apart pulled the door frame and the door off the wall with these 9in Spike Nails all around it then there was a a stove inside that smelled like food he crushed the stove to the ground like you would stomp on a soda can just to ooze out whatever like fat and grease was inside the stove Bears man that so crazy that we want more of those we're like we need to save those we need them everywhere and the Wolves too we're like oh no they're so awesome keep you that thing's a killing machine looking right through your eyes it's cool that they

67:56exist though you know I mean it would be kind of cool if dinosaurs were still here too if there was like a real Jurassic Island would suck come on man as long as you didn't have to go there if it was like an island like New Zealand yeah yeah some the middle past Haw Guam yeah well New Zealand is huge probably not New Zealand we would want to do that to those people too much they they could get too big well they don't have New Zealand is like crazy Wildlife situation cuz New Zealand is a fairly continent or Island as far as I know as far as like the volcanic volcanic activity of the earth and there wasn't a lot of land masses connecting it to other places so they have some indigenous Wildlife like a bunch of weird animals and but they also have a lot of stuff that is non-native that was brought in like all these uh hunting animals these these really rich dudes a long time ago

68:48basically turn New Zealand into a Hunting Preserve and they just let these Stags loose these European deer um these Red Deer and Stags Stags is like a a European form of elk and uh they let all these things loose all throughout New Zealand but they don't have any mountain lions they don't have any Bobcats they don't have wolves they don't have coyotes they don't have anything that kills these things so they have to send people out there to kill them like people are just killing them constantly and the when some of the populations of some of the animals get too high they have to fly over them and gun them down from the sky they're having this problem right now with Cat Island which is that island of cat off of Japan and they're in breeding like crazy and it's scary all these cats like thousands and thousands of cats just live on this island must smell like by the way

69:35yeah probably smells like ammonia piss you know did you see what's going on um with Fukushima Fukushima has a problem with radioactive wild boes nice there's like hundreds of radioactive wild bores that have taken over that area because you know the people aren't really there anymore and they're running rampant they have a problem with them they don't know what to do they have radioactive wild pigs look at this thing thousands of oh I said hundreds thousands of radioactive bores are overrunning Farmland in Fukushima but look at the photos of them they have some photos of these bores um maybe a different article yeah there's a good one that might be stock footage though yeah wild boar stock see I'm a internet wizard dude I know things it's probably all the photos are probably stock but there was one video of this guy who had like like a radioactive suit on like he was some

70:28sort of a scientist and these bores were chasing him all yeah they all look stock but whatever yeah who the going to go there to take those pictures what is this other radioactive dudes those the uh the board themselves they have a real problem if those things start turning into like some comic book superhero type character Powers I mean think if these things are radioactive like what if they start morphing what if they become super smart because we already know that bores are smart like pigs are supposed to be smarter than dogs right oh there they are this is this is the real ones oh running down the street lots of them slaming into the fence trying to get out of this cage or they caught him in Good Luck Good Luck Japan they have by the way that that thing is still leaking thousands of gallons of radioactive into the water every day isn't California we still have that

71:26gas leak up in Semi Valley or wherever that is they sealed it did they yeah they sealed that a long time ago but that was bad they said it was like every car in the United States the emissions from every car in the United States in one day wow I might have made that number up FYI FYI powerful death squad cup I like this one man this that I'm drinking out of available right now at deathsquad.tv Brian redband Creations yeah that's fun stuff you uh you you you remember when we used to talk about that radioactive up there and and uh thing I it's funny cuz I know somebody or I I met these triplets the other day that that grew up there what do you think the odds are that they're triplets because they grew up near that radioactive what makes triplets that's a real good question I think only whes you just have to love dick so much that you Tak in so much that there's this

72:21just rushes and the one egg wins yeah maybe a a dude who's just got a lot of maybe that's what makes a maybe super aggressive I know two people that have triplets my age but I think nowadays it's probably more for like they might be using fertility things like an accident they had three and they only wanted to have one or that definitely happens that happens with older ladies that's like John and Kate Plus Eight remember that chick had like seven babies inside of her well no eight inside of her and then two additionally they had two first and they decided they wanted more and so they filled themselves up with babies and uh remember that show boy that was an interesting show because that was a show that kind of showed how much pressure of the average person um go gets under when you're under the microscope like people that behave like totally normal they

73:10think they're behavior is totally normal but then all a sudden they're under the microscope and the whole world sees that and then they they get criticized and freaked on and then next thing you know they can't handle it anymore and they break up and then John you know was forced to get like regular jobs they'd catch him dating women and it was you know they would let Hound the guy remember that it was really ugly it was real ugly and you know they're poor kids man yeah oh that's it's just weird so I guess they had six and then they uh they had two previous and then they had six babies inside of her and that's all those fertility drugs for sure that's weird man it's weird you know because it's also weird because I pretty sure they were strictly religious weren't they that's right I feel like that's when it happens yeah well not really because see like God says be fruitful and multiply

74:01but he doesn't say anything about taking fertility drugs in order to make that happen you know and if it's God's plan is it all God's plan when a scientist steps in is it God's plan because the scientist is here did God make the scientist you know where do you draw the line as far as like what God wants because if that's true um someone invented abortion was it God's plan to make abortion is God's plan for everything I know multiple families for I'm from cuz of a Catholic Family raised over 10 kids I know at least three families that have 10 12 kids again hores horse was it fertility pills or no no then it's just like they almost had one every year they just like the yeah constant pull out this time you one's all boys one's all girls take the kid 10 of them yeah like one yeah all blonde girls yeah it's crazy wow a lot of going on 10 kids you know when you die how you like yourself

74:54and all the piss and everything comes out if you have any in you right well I mean sure there's something in there it's like having anal sex with a girl likes to do meth Eddie Bravo always said that's the way to go because they don't eat ah Brian just a light bulb went off above his literally they don't eat and their apartments are squeaky clean all they do is like clean their Apartments I was just thinking how realistic would it be you know like Jesus on the cross if it was realistic if it was just and piss everywhere on the bottom of the Cross and it because you know yeah there probably definitely be some I would imagine if they fed them before they strung them up there it's interesting too because they always show the crucifixion marks through the hands but apparently that's not capable supporting your body they go through the wrist yeah it would have fallen off yeah well that

75:40makes sense because that's how you hang a deer you go through the the ligament behind the knee and you put like a stick through it you H something with Suffocation the way it would have hung his body he would have suffocated in a couple hours instead of days because the way the body yeah the way your body would have hung the weight on your diaphragm or something like I I was too much in Catholic religion class to have all this stuff explained and then now I've learned extra stuff knowing EXT what a you know there was a story that danieli Bolelli uh of history on fire he's got an awesome podcast history on fire in the opening podcast he has a pilot like episode 00 and then he has episode one and in episode one he tells a story that he told on this podcast about this I believe it was the Roman had hung up some insane like a 100 miles of bodies something crazy like that like

76:32what was the the actual number I I remember you're saying that right now was like the whole the whole marching the whole pathway of the road whole road to wherever it was 100 miles or whatever the it was was just like every x amount of meters they had a body that was crucified just all all along the road the like that was how people used to roll back then they to scare the out of people there was no like hiding the photos of the caskets no they they hung people on sticks stuffed them into the ground Spartacus Road 6,000 Spartacus 6,000 maybe I think this the same thing God they crucified 6,000 people Jesus Christ people were brutal back then I mean I guess they're brutal today um there was an article that I tweeted earlier today or retweeted that um what's her name Jen Bry how do you say her last name um she's the one who has that uh political podcast it's supposed to be good what is her

77:37name but anyway the the article is about a guy she retweeted something from I think it was from the guardian where a guy wrote what it feels like to be on the Drone kill list and that he uh made his way into Europe specifically cuz he was worried that they were going to kill him with a drone and that he used to hide and sleep under trees so that his family Jen Briney how do you spell b r i NE y um that this guy would would sleep under trees it was in the independent sleep under trees to uh protect his family because no one wanted to be near him cuz he was on the kill list for drones wow you see the Drone with the chainsaw that's scary they they made a drone that has a chain staw attached to it and it's Doom yes did you see the Doom uh video I actually haven't seen it but I saw the billboard on Sunset it's a movie or is it a video game there's a video but the the the V the video looks

78:34insane but the the Doom billboard makes me want to play Doom what is this a flying chainsaw a flying chainsaw drone they attach a chainsaw to the bottom of a drone turn it on and Destroy I think this is the video where they destroy uh snowman with but how scary is that it's a matter of time before we have to go to war with on right yeah oh my God this is hilarious they're just flying over and jacking snow man in the head cutting off icicles there's a new drone that just got released that's really popular that's doing some cool things it's like a DJI Phantom something Phantom 4 it can follow you you just like tap it tap the screen and it'll follow you around do do you have to register drones yeah you have to Reg with the FAA now now you do all of them yeah as of like this year I believe oh wow that's good but all those programs they have things built into them they won't they like

79:27they won't even let you fly into like non-f fly zones this thing's cutting limbs off trees and they they have another drone flying around taking video of it which is hilarious what a weird world we're living in today man I thought about getting one just to try it do you totally should have one it seems right up your alley yeah um pull up the Drone I me not the Drone the Doom footage show Brian the Doom Go full screen please and don't don't play a until it's ready multiplayer one right yeah dude wait you see this the multiplayer looks so badass it's like Quake 3 on CRA I shouldn't say that on steroids on on from hell you know those hack HS from CRA on crack from Hell watch this look at this look at the graphics first of all oh w triple kill how Wild does this look this looks reminds me totally of Click right totally well in software it's the same guys oh this looks so fun all right

80:29should we Brian should we get a land party in here yeah we should we should should we wow okay what is the company that oh my God what is the company that we should uh buy our PCS from couple that we can get them from falcon or Alienware we should get alien Weare cuz alien Weare used to sponsor us so just out of uh loyalty and respect we should get Alienware so we should contact Alienware and let them know we're going to set up a land party up this oh Jo you're going deep on this I can tell well we'll have some fun what I want to do though Brian is you and me uh do this and we'll go on Twitch oh yeah yeah we just got to be really PC that's the only part that suck it that ain't happening what are you talking about you know you can't even take off your shirt as a guy on Twitch or you'll get banned everybody that's on Twitch should keep their shirt on how about that except

81:20Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson and I think John dodson's on Twitch too yeah all those guys could take their shirt off everybody else keep your disgusting man boobs away from my screen you haven't seen this I have what are you talking about who are you lying to don't lie to me so Alienware if you're listening hook us up uh or Falcon Northwest if you want to bring us over yeah I like Alienware man I I have that old laptop that they gave us back in the day and I turned it on the other day I'm pretty sure they both sponsored Fighters I'm pretty sure did they pretty sure yeah yeah so I I'm down with all but loyalty to alien wear for two reasons one because we used to use them I used to run the podcast uh my my version of it you know when I used to research stuff that was all from the Alienware back then that was cool I liked it it was big ass screen who did I give that to think no remember

82:16I remember you telling me you gave it to somebody somebody who plays games I think Duncan your trainer didn't you you give to Justin was it Justin probably was Justin I think he sold it they make badass laptops though like I like how the ones that we had you could change all the colors of the keyboard so like half of it's purple half of it's blue dude I'm infatuated with the Lenovo thinkpads I read this review of a Lenovo ThinkPad it has 15 hours of battery life and supposed to have the the most tactile feeling keyboard like this guy was did a review of it and he said that the keyboard itself I saved it hold on a second he said that the keyboard itself was so good that it actually Ed his words per minute faster than his uh his average was which I was like what how is that even possible yeah but that seems like who does that you always say that Lenovo ThinkPad uh t50 review and

83:09it's on laptop magazine I would do it except for the having to deal with Windows I just laptop mag.com yeah but I mean have you tried the newest Windows like what is like Windows what are we on now 10 Windows 10 for real hilarious um but it's supposed to the keyboard's supposed to be amazing and the battery life is supposed to be crazy I'm just bored I just want to try something else I know that apple and also you could take the battery out you have a separate battery remember when you could do that yes I like that I like the fact you keep a full battery with you that new cell phone that came out that that's their kind of pitch I think it's LG or something it's got a slide in slide out battery and it comes with an extra one well my uh Galaxy until the recent one my Samsung Galaxy had that and it was waterproof and you could take the battery out it was still

83:57waterproof God damn it you you used to be able to carry an extra battery throw it in your laptop bag and your your laptop was running out of battery close it pop that out pop the new one in you're back in Action fully loaded when now you have those like portable charger battery chargers you know things like that so it's kind of unnecessary what's really interesting those as good oh yeah I have one that can charge up your uh iPhone I think two or three times your iPhone what about your laptop laptop I mean they have big battery packs you've had one before there I had when I went hunting I brought one with me that I didn't even wind up using cuz I was so tired at the end I was like I am going to document this like William Shakespeare I'm going to be like Hemingway out there in the field that the end of the day you've walked 14 miles up mountains you're exhausted you

84:41don't want to do yeah you take a in the woods dig a hole go back to your tent and pass out but um I carried it around it was probably like at least 10 lb it was huge but it worked worked when you need it you don't like typing on an iPad I'm sure no iPads yeah I like a button man I'm a I'm a tactile person I like to feel buttons like even I it took me a long time to get used to the iPhone but the iPhone's benefits of touching the screen you know having the full screen real estate for videos and photographs and email it's so worth it it's so worth it because I know that Blackberry came out with a new one with a giant ass screen and then the thing slides out the bottom and then you have a keyboard y not buying it no enough is enough you could just get the i iPad Pro with a keyboard like a real keyboard snap but you can't you can't save files you can no you can't you can't like put like

85:35Microsoft Word files in a folder on your desktop yeah they have Microsoft Word now not on your desktop but you can have put equivalent thing you can close it could be close to you now it close to you what do you mean no close to that like similar does it go in the cloud or is it uh uh it probably is saved on your iPad I bet like you could use like the Docs app for Google or something like that they have Pages for that's on the app you can save it on something so offline use it's cached yeah and the new four speaker system on the iPad Pro is badass there's four different speakers and it detects if you're holding it so like it if you're holding it on the left side it will make uh the bottom left louder you know to you know it knows where your hands are the only time I would ever use that though is in a hotel room and in a hotel room I have one of those little Bluetooth speakers those

86:22tubes it is so good good man it sounds so good I bring that with me to green rooms now because I sometimes you're in a green room and you're listen to some CNC Music Factory and I'm like come on man this is not what I want to hear when I get ready for a show I want to hear my so I put on some cool music it's great man it's great having one of those little things because it's so small why don't do they have has anyone ever asked you or have you ever thought of like uh having your own playlist before you go on I guess and I don't know you know what I mean for the theater yeah like for when people Fring on the the creative rights of the guy who's the sound guy but in that situation you just said right now you got someone picking CNC Music Factory to warm up your crowd like that's I'm totally making that part up but it could happen but no there have been some bad music there have

87:08been some bad music wait why where the did you get CNC music factors so randomly think something really shitty from a long time ago that's hilarious I haven't thought things make you go H things make go H I mean you could have like a nice little like just even like if you just put in your warm-up or your workout playlist and just have those like rock songs with a couple hip-hop songs like that would be good to play for 30 minutes while someone's warming up instead of uh anything random Love Shack or B52 they start yeah they do that a lot but sometimes they get good songs like there was a place we we at the other day in um Santa Barbara we did the Arlington Theater which was awesome hinchcliff uh Diaz and I did this theater in Santa Barbara was great I love Santa Barbara that's my spot dude that is the spot I don't want to talk about it anymore I know I don't

88:01want to talk anymore I don't want anybody to know about it so it's such a nice city you know how much land you could get out there also if you just went a little deep get some land grow some cattle um but anyway my point being they had uh they were playing some music I saved it on my uh Shazam and it was uh it was some sort of um Spanish music like some Spanish rock that I'd never heard of before and there singing it in Spanish I was like God damn this is awesome like whatever it is I love it it's I don't remember what it was though One Direction no no see that lighter seconds spark up my Q in what' you say jimie I was give another shitty B um it's called middle it says DJ Snake featuring bolar Sunshine bipolar Sunshine what's that even mean I don't know man I don't know but uh see if you could find that I got it play listen to this this will us up play it it'll

89:02us up on YouTube it's got 50 million views on YouTube definitely get us yanked off bipar Sunshine play a little snippet of it I can get it for the audio hold on okay for us for the audio listeners okay so the YouTube people won't hear this part okay you YouTube people should I sing along so it's like is this is this the definitely the one that I this does not sound like it how do you know what you've seen no that ain't it Jamie this is DJ Snake oh this is it I'm sorry I'm sorry try this uh it is a l e g r e 23 ala yeah Allegria and then it's like a little space 20003 try Trio this is what it was um that what that one was that I just um said said was one that um was just showed up at the front of Shazam and I mistakenly thought it was the last one that I uh shazamed is that a verb mhm Shazam Shaz Shazam Shaz it is now I love Shazam that is such a great application

90:07you know you don't even have to use it anymore you could just use Seri she she does it now I'm I don't like that yeah what yeah this is it this is definitely it does this have any hits online so did the YouTube people hear this or no you don't even hear anything YouTube people you're like what is happening over there you're going to have to go to it it sounds like drums they don't hear me either no it's good dude it gets going but it's what I like about Spanish music is uh I don't know what the they're saying so it's cool like I get the emotions and I get the vibe but it's have you ever listened to Rusted Root Rusted Root that sounds like your dick no after you bang a chick was on the period somebody's ass this week oh God no yeah so 18inch route an 18inch roote keep this going if the YouTube people don't hear it do you think it'll get us pulled off iTunes that won't happen right that

91:02hasn't happened yet yeah um but Joey Diaz's cousin has a ban from Cuba it's awesome that is they're amazing and they're on my playlist here hold on yeah Alonso x x Alfonso it's x a l p h o NS o they're are bad what is that that's the thing that was the root that was pulled out of a dude's ass Come On Son yeah he used it for sexual Play Come On Cava rout from the anal cavity oh my god well it takes about 35 years of ass and to take so much dick of your ass that wides it up to take that roote we're looking at a roote that is about the size of Jim's whole leg mhm right if you had a guess yeah H my arm I don't know your arm no go back to that you see that photo that looks like more like a leg dude that's like a baby you know what that's like that's like tap Fletcher's forearm yeah a big giant man's forearm that's like my dick on the boner pill right there is it same color too

92:10ready to explode like an osc my wiener did I tell you I use suntan lotion on my dick and it actually made my dick black well Brown you mean Tanner self tanner cuz I didn't have any lotion and I was like who's Tanner is it was like an ex-girlfriend I'm like well this is lotion and so you turned your dick to Black it turned it to like a orangish brownish and it was so weird because it it actually changed the color of my dick wow so between that and the boner pills what kind of birth effects you think your children would have adopting an Asian girl and I'm you going to go Whitney Island style yeah I'm going don't do it raise her to be a awesome girlfriend I was listening to this uh I was listening to this Woody Allen thing the other day it's Woody Allen on Comedy it's really interesting because it's Woody Allen uh there was uh two things that I bought one of them is Woody Allen

92:59doing standup in like the 1960s he's good he's good he was a very good standup man he was a good comic why you shaking your head I just he he he's a whiner to me it wasn't that windy back then it wasn't that windy back then it was um it was a different style I mean it was it was different he was a different guy he was a young guy and he was known more of as a comic and then there's also uh an interview where it's just Woody Allen talking about the process of creating comedy and what he did and that's kind of after he had sto yeah that's it right there those are the two of them Woody Allen on Comedy and then Woody Allen standup comic those are the two that I was listening to back to back it's just you know I TR I'm not I'm certainly not sympathetic to like what he's done I mean he's such a weirdo and what he's done just just the fact that that girl was his daughter and

93:48like it's it's so creepy to me right to everybody but looking past that and just trying to uh examine him as a human being what a a complex and weird human being he is he's he's pretty fascinating and I don't think he's victimizing anybody else at least as far as I know so I I don't I don't have any judgment I just what he's not in jail so no one's no one's going after him so whatever I'm so I'm I'm just watching his life I'm just or looking at his life and he's such a fascinating character man you know he is a jazz musician and for a while he did he did a documentary before everything got real ugly right where he was going around was it before everything got real ugly or was it in the middle of it all but he went around uh playing jazz concerts like that was always like sort of like a a dream that he had so he went around doing a bunch of jazz concerts and um he writes all of

94:45his scripts yeah there it is Wild Man Blues 1997 wonder who named it maybe it's ironic I is it ironic calling him the wild wild man blues or is he really a wild man um I wonder when was so is that's 97 when did um all this controversy take place I think before this right well I don't think so because that's 20 years ago so 20 years ago that that girl was like 10 you know what I'm saying yeah it's just weird how we still celebrate Woody Allen but yet Cosby forget about it we celebrate Woody Allen but Cosby forget about well Woody Allen seem to have fallen in love with a girl that he adopted which is just crazy yeah that was in 1992 when it started as just a quote fling 23 okay she responded to someone paternal Woody Allen reveals secret to his 23-year relationship with Mia faroh's adopted daughter which at first he thought was just a fling Woody Allen went to R rare details about his

95:44relationship with sun they got together while he was dating her adopted mother Mia Pharaoh now married Sun 44 and Alan 79 have been together for 23 years years whoa I see what she looks like so she was 21 when they started getting it on Allan said well he's 80 there dude yeah I mean she is she's half his age and she's 44 she likes that daddy dick I mean what the man yeah she's 44 and he's 79 that is crazy she's almost half his age wow they've been together for 23 years hold on a second where go back go down right here no go down no no where it was yeah thanks um Allan says it worked because he was paternal which helped her flourish and these are in quotes paternal and flourish are in quotes he also reveals that he thought it would be just a fling when they started fling that mean you just you raped her or something well he just got away with his daughter is what

96:46it was was weird man so weird he looks so odd in that photo too and that's 92 how wait how old old was she when they adopted her like 17 cuz then I can get into that was this article from 92 Jamie no this is no published 2015 oh why' you say '92 no the fling started in 1992 saying before the doc makes sense cuz how the was she yeah okay that I'm because in 1992 that makes sense wow that's so weird though dude so he talks about it now and they've been married forever see that's what's up about it what's up about it is it worked they've been together for 23 years they have children look at that photo of them let's scroll down look at that photo they're smiling they're arm in- arm they're happy together like it's up but it works so like at a certain point in time I mean it's not they're not genetically related which is always the big concern right the big

97:44concern was that your genes would be if you had sex with someone who was your actual daughter your jeans would be all up and you'd uh look she's kissing them on the cheek she seems to love him Shovelhead but you know what I'm saying I mean it's like uh we have these ideas of what's uh what's okay and not okay and it's it certainly seems up but if she was 21 when it happened she was a grown woman and she decided you know what I want to my dad my sort of dad the guy who lives across the lives across the city he lived on like opposite s of or so in this picture I mean yeah I could see what he was doing he was probably her though at this age that's what the problem is as a parental you know he should not be he might have like raised her to want that dick o i mean if are if you can adopt a girl at 17 maybe find like I mean that's not bad right cuz it's like if you we like a

98:40parent to a kid for like six months yeah well I'm sure that's been done wasn't it like uh Ted nen no I was say wasn't it jokingly hinted at for a long time before they actually came out and said like oh yeah actually I don't know but Ted n did that Ted nunja adopted a girl so like but Google that there was like some crazy controversy cuz I mean that might not be a bad deal checking out some of these like orphanage websites and just finding the 17-year-old ones something to it see if uh but go just Google that yeah well he wrote songs about like having sex with young young ladies that were very young underage Ted nent pick e yeah he became her legal guardian he became her legal guardian that's what it is he didn't adopt her 17 she was 17 exactly he's ahead of his time but back then okay what year was this when this happened all right get rid of these photos bro me

99:36out um what year was that 1978 78 see how much different were things back then do you take that in consideration yeah you have to a lot almost all the time it's hard to consider the that's like the context of what's going on right well the context in the culture at the time because we were talking about that with Socrates that Socrates was uh you know they were all pists they all like to bang young boys it was real common back then and but yet no one no one like has a little Aster next to everything Socrates said you don't say but remember he used to bang little boys you know but if that was today you would so as far as like w Woody Allen did it's creepy but is it bad it just depends when it started and if it started when she was 12 or something like that then he could have like totally yeah brainwashed her to the point where now she just thinks she has to be with him or something and

100:34there was U Mia's other daughter was saying that he did something to her too but Woody Allen was saying that what are we Us magazine all I'm stop here been talking about it all day how dare yeah Jamie Kobe Bryant's new sneakers are out last last day oh shut your mouth how do you even know that 20,000 bucks to go to that game if you want to go what yeah who' pay that much money for a baseball game it's basketball yeah who would man some crazy KOB fans there's some kids from they're American but they flew they like left Italy to follow them around all year Jes and they spent a bunch of money they haven't said how much in debt they are but they've gone to like 30 plus games all over the country um that's crazy fans he has a lot of a lot of them are Asian though he did a really good job marketing himself in Asia did he how did he do that Nike they took him over there

101:23year in the off season who would go play and do like exhibitions and whatnot and they were doing it to get the Asian market into the NBA and it worked they have a they make a lot of money off the Asian market way more than I would say they make in the United States obviously there's more people there but they love basketball there Stefon Marberry left the United States went and made a lot of money there he's going to retire as like one of the most famous Hall of Famers in Chinese basketball what happened to LY sanity obviously I'm on the outside I don't hear about that dude anymore he he's in right now that's why and but what's happening is he doing well he's okay he's just an average really good point guard what the happened during that one time where he just in New York and and what was he doing he just kept hitting three pointers or something he had a really good streak of

102:04like 10 games where he played extremely well and they needed some hype to wa and he was playing into the hype and it worked out and now it's over it's not that it's over it's just there's other things to talk about yeah but how come like me on the outside I find out about athletes when they're in trouble or they do something crazy they have to do something like really good good like that's the only time and I remember thinking like this guy I remember thinking well look at there finally you know the Asian people have some super badass basketball player other than the giant Guy this is what he was doing he was like doing a crazy hairstyle this year so he like Dragon Ball Z out his hair crazy spiky hair but like like I said he's playing in Charlotte which is a smaller market so there's less people talking about it when he was playing in La which he did a

102:46couple years ago after the whole thing happened which was a part of getting the Asian market into playing in the NBA and liking the Lakers and there's a lot of Asian people in La that they could get money off of H so he was in New York he went to LA he played in Houston for a little while but now he's stuck in Charlotte which is why you don't hear about him oh okay well also he hasn't been set in the world on fire right and they're not they're not one of the top teams but they play against the top teams right yeah so if he was like super awesome you would hear about it right and you still do if you tune in Sports Center and see the top 10 or something like that you would hear about his name here and there right he's just kind of like f f what does that mean he's okay that was a pun that was a Hench Cliff I didn't get it why Fox you know soup soup oh that's soup that's

103:30Vietnamese he's not Vietnamese it was racist not only that I don't think it's foe I think it's really you say fa fa yeah which Hey listen spell it different i g yeah why do you think you can get away with using our words different you know you're over here using our language huh what' you get your own way to say an R so wait if it's it's fa yeah so then why do so many of the fox restaurants always use it as it's like foe like cuz they know that we're stupid we don't bother researching what the actual word mean it's like how many people called ho Gracie Roy Gracie because they were you know unaware that you have to pronounce the r like an H when you speak in Portuguese yeah I like how Joe Diaz always 100% says Gyros and he has to know gyro I've been having these Gyros lately dog yeah Joy Diaz do whatever he wants I like when he screws up people's names

104:27it's half the fun half the fun where the D marera supposed to be here he's gonna text me I was trying to ask you yesterday Joe about this Facebook Camera what you thought about it whoa showed it to you it's 17 cameras put together in one to make it's called the Facebook camera they announced it they don't they're not selling it or anything like that uh it's going to cost 30,000 bucks to put it all together but supposedly it's going to make seamless 360 video holy uh so people can watch it the guy that has well how long before that flies around yeah so if you could put on a drone that'd be pretty cool dude that looks like a UFO I mean this thing that you showing me right now looks exactly like a classic UFO for doesn't it yeah definitely like if they could figure out how a way to make that like put some sort of a inside fan makes that thing hover and move

105:19around that that looks like a UFO they they sell one that's like that one that they sell kind of like at Best Buy or Amazon though like it's the same idea where it just records in a like right it records like a 360 thing but you can't really do anything with a video other than the VR yeah there's a lot of trouble right now going into a lot when we brought this up the other day a lot of people were asking us hey you guys should do it it'd be totally awesome which it would be cool for us but there's a lot of hurdles to get to well you had a real good point too you said remember when people were going how come everything isn't on 3D TV what about 3D TV why aren't you doing your show on 3D TV now try to find a 3D TV killed their 3D broadcasting which they probably only did twice it's not ready yeah none of that stuff's ready but I think it's going to be like um Oculus

106:00Rift like it wasn't ready until it's ready you know like for the longest time when we were kids virtual reality was a thing like there was even a movie where was it Lawnmower Man lawnmower man yeah I mean it was based on like we were thought oh my God any day now we're going to be in virtual reality and it never took place cuz the computing power and the graphics and everything just wasn't ready but now that it is ready like that that Nvidia demonstration that they did with all the the crazy that you can do with uh um with virtual reality and those Oculus Rift goggles what is that dude lawnmower man that is Lawnmower Man mhm really was it that cheesy looking yeah no it used uh the same animators from Beyond The Mind's Eye if you ever watch that that guy that was in Lawnmower Man the guy on the right that dude was in a bunch of movies yeah he was one of those movie stars and

106:52I don't remember remember his name know name either I don't know who he is but that guy was in some big ass movies he's always like the creepy guy he's one of those dudes like the Dude Where's My Car Guy they're like after he's not doing that those movies anymore it becomes like hey or American Pie the American Pie guy Jeff what's oh Jeff Ley well he's actually pretty famous I remember his name it's just me I forgot his name that guy's been in everything though talking about Stiffler yeah Stiffler yeah what happened to Stiffler I just saw video on him yesterday on why he hasn't been marketed he just had a couple quote unquote bad roles if you will where the movies failed where he was like a leading man but he's been in all the iage movies he's still doing pretty well for himself I'm sure oh well end this on a nice feel good moment Jamie beautiful all right d

107:38marer is gonna be here next we're going to pause this for a moment and then bring in the great d marera uh these Des sad. TV mugs that Brian brought in how long are they for sale for they they've uh just got a new shipment in so they're on the big ones are on sale and this shirt which is the the original Des Squad shirt but it's remixed and hat all sent to you via stamps.com that's right um go to Des squad. TV for more info Brian is tonight at the Irvine Improv and tomorrow at the La Hoya comedy store with George Perez right no no tonight's Dean D Joe bartnik and tomorrow's Sean Halpin excellent excellent comedians excellent show go check that out deathsquad.tv Brian is Redban on Twitter young Jamie for some reason has not taken the Young Jamie Twitter name I have it it's just I decided not to use it I seems silly it is your name you are young Jamie someday you're going to be

108:32back bir friend wrestle they called me young Jamie and for the first 50 years I resisted the Monica get stuck with young for my whole life and I won't be I'm not you are young Jamie that's who you are bro I'll take it I'll take it okay it's a good name you're a handsome fell all right we'll be back in a little bit with the great damera see you see